gta-media

[deft canyon]

Either ways, looks really nice, nothing to complain about

[lethal birch]

I hope I can see this on someone's passport one day

[mellow thunder]

💀 @lethal birch

[lethal birch]

Dayyyyummm

Did you say 1-0?

[mellow thunder]

I hope he took the advice and got off the game before his parents saw what he typed, as he left after the motivational messages

[lethal birch]

Spawn trap him

Make him sad

Lmfao

[median bobcat]

Say 1-0

[mellow thunder]

Na i should've got popcorn though

too bad he left after the speech

[lethal birch]

Bro should should play Farm Ville

Too sensitive

[mellow thunder]

fr

[faint fiber]

A series of unfortunate events

[frozen portal]

Time for a new game

[junior briar]

we do need one

I've gone through 5 gta characters before gta 6

that doesn't even take into account for new gen

which I will not get

[whole sonnet]

lets go

[sacred ravine]

Does someone want to help me with missions? I’m new to discord and have started playing GTAV again after years 😂

I came here to try and find someone to play with 😂

[whole sonnet]

lol

[sacred ravine]

Someone help me

[whole sonnet]

I agree with iceman but at the same time just a simple message check in the last couple of hours will show that he's been riling up everyone naive enough to eat his bait, causing unnecessary drama

[sacred ravine]

I don’t even know. I played GTAV ages ago and I’ve come back on yesterday 😂 I have just bought a new cocaine lockup but don’t know how to set it up or anything

[coarse sage]

1st place gtageussr 🤴

[jade siren]

@west lark he's been targeting randoms for the past 2 hours

nah don't go that far

making effort to ruin someone's reputation with baseless accusations is bad

[sacred ravine]

Will someone help me

[whole sonnet]

this aint the chat for it lol

go in the lfg channels

[sacred ravine]

How do I setup coke lockup I’ve just bought?

[jade siren]

guy is probably going to get banned for this shit because i've sent all the screenshots to modmail @west lark

surprised they haven't even done anything

[sacred ravine]

So does not being a cunt 😘

[whole sonnet]

nobody's being a cunt here. you didnt even get to your coke lockup since you're asking that question

[cloud lava]

Y'all go and take a cold shower

[cloud lava]

Get inside the lockup and use laptop to setup

[midnight kelp]

@cloud lava

[whole sonnet]

looks like toilet paper

[cloud lava]

I see so it's mummy

[midnight kelp]

yea thats what a mummy is

[cloud lava]

I see

[midnight kelp]

Gta + exclusive btw

[oak horizon]

poooooop

[midnight kelp]

$5 paywall for this

[midnight kelp]

at least rn it is

[cloud lava]

Looks kinda bad so meh
People would target you I'm sure

[midnight kelp]

oh yeah

and you get this hoodie aswell

also Gta + btw

[twilit oar]

Why these laugh emojis,is there a joke behind the sentences or something

[twin prawn]

What do you get for GTA+?

There's no way it's just those two

[cloud lava]

1st one is nice

[fathom crystal]

also mod menu exclusives for pc

[hot wraith]

Everything is becoming gta + exclusive now

[reef cloak]

Cayo heist B2b anyone ?

[dusky timber]

don't think so

#archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg

[twilit oar]

Amazing

[deft canyon]

With mods for free*

[midnight kelp]

If you have a free menu and wanna get banned sure

[deft canyon]

You guys usually diss us, but we are the least likely ones to spend money on stuff Rockstar is tryna make us spend on

[deft canyon]

I dont use free menus

And besides, there are free menus that are pretty safe

Idk people are shitting their pants about modding in GTA

It's safer than you may think

[wooden pebble]

i just also noticed.....there literal cops cars before refering to them as couples and criminals

[deft canyon]

Ok, but the booty is not as big as for that Latina in the leaks

Maybe... just MAYBE... this was a reference to a small idea for the next GTA installment

and they are kinda making it happen

but the character designs got changed

If we look at it from this point of view, it would make sense

[wooden pebble]

brah

u clearly dont understand how to read a tease...

its called a tease, or a clue, for a reason

these are not literally deceptions for the real thing

[deft canyon]

What exactly did i not understand?

Yeah no shit

[wooden pebble]

these are abstraction

[deft canyon]

thats why i said that this might have been just a small idea of what the next gta installment would be about

[wooden pebble]

u literally lokking at her ass saying its not big kekeke

[deft canyon]

...

it was a joke

calm tf down

[wooden pebble]

[deft canyon]

[wooden pebble]

u know wahts funny

this was out since 2013\

day 1

its literally like gta 6 comes and gta 7 tease inside it kekw\

[deft canyon]

Well, its quite a small detail anyways, just the idea of what the protagonists of the next gta would be

I think fitting something like that as an easter egg probably wouldnt be too hard

[wooden pebble]

[deft canyon]

But yeah, ig it makes a little more sense now

Because i didnt even noticed those police cars in the background

Thought it was just a random poster of a couple

dancing

[wooden pebble]

[onyx brook]

I did this yesterday with the hoodie 🤣

[lethal birch]

Such an embarrassment

[wooden pebble]

they workj for me @tribal trellis

[tribal trellis]

[mellow thunder]

Nice

[outer barn]

you are not winning son

you lost

[lethal birch]

Your mom is only reason I visit strip club 4 times a day

[outer barn]

don't have a mom silly goose

[lethal birch]

[pale adder]

only thing i would change is the shoes tbh

rest of it looks sick

[dusky timber]

L clothing tbh

♿

[trail ocean]

hahhahaa

[misty dirge]

Gta 6 leaks

[muted sail]

i dont think thats how it works

[lethal birch]

scouting for like 30 minutes or something and

[celest spade]

And?

[gleaming spear]

[obsidian pivot]

Pov your not in badsport

[coarse sage]

u broke as hell boi

but dang that lobby sweaty

[obsidian pivot]

And

I manage

[coarse sage]

u manage what

[plain linden]

Now cry
Pavel#7486
Keep crying on small things -_-

[cloud lava]

Bro can't even afford all the ammo at once

[plain linden]

@strange spruce

[coral flare]

pov you need gta food stamps

[obsidian pivot]

What

[edgy anchor]

He's calling you broke

[whole sonnet]

already sent him that btw lol

he was trolling

[twilit thistle]

i might sound goofy bt how do u know if ur in bad sport

[obsidian pivot]

People have a hat that says dunce on in them

[half holly]

mitrillipuu

[coarse wadi]

los santos needs more neon lights (ignore the shit quality, my laptop is on life support)

[deft canyon]

For a laptop thats a decent quality, probably because its night time and its harder to see the imperfections

[coarse wadi]

yeah probably

I get shit for it all the time and like I just wanna take cool screenshots in peace 😔

[hoary gust]

Do they not see each other? 💀💀

[lethal birch]

@iron anchor

[iron anchor]

@lethal birch thx

[faint fiber]

Where can you find this calculator?

[green basalt]

hangar

[lethal birch]

How dare you

[outer barn]

based luxor deluxe

[wise storm]

thats why i do car dupes they fucked up cayo

same shit and a 3 hr wait

[celest spade]

https://michald96.github.io/Perico-heist-goods-counter/

[faint fiber]

Thanks!

[noble breach]

https://youtu.be/HKGAMKTB5L0

[lethal birch]

Man that's luck

[lethal birch]

Even better

[prime monolith]

Does anyone know where I could go to get help doing missions and heists?

[celest spade]

PS LFG channels. Depending on which one.

[honest vortex]

Hello

[honest vortex]

Get any secondaries?

[untold oar]

Is this on PS5

[honest vortex]

Yep

Must be known bug lol

[untold oar]

I had this on PS4

[honest vortex]

I’d imagine it’s a cross-platform bug

[untold oar]

They didn't fix anything so

[midnight kelp]

I have this on pc too

[misty dirge]

a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(lovely day)

(lovely day)

[dusky timber]

these days people don't know about the mere existence of the casino

[celest spade]

And if you type it’s name short like DCH, they get confused.

[merry wren]

Test test

Hmm don't think I'm level 5 but its letting me post here 😮

[celest spade]

You can’t post pictures that’s all.

You can still talk.

[merry wren]

Ah! What about links?

[celest spade]

Unless it is blacklisted or something.

[merry wren]

Just to YT is all

[brittle ibex]

try it

[merry wren]

There it is

Gotta be level 5!

[brittle ibex]

thats basically all that happens

yup

[merry wren]

Is there a command to check my xp?

[celest spade]

!rank

[merry wren]

Nice tyvm everyone

[honest vortex]

Ah right for it was Cayo

[merry wren]

https://youtu.be/bjcxOHhfbxY

Public lobbies, c4 goblin shenanigans

Would like some honest feed back!

[patent breach]

It was Good

[merry wren]

@patent breach Thanks man!

[lethal birch]

Me Kidnapping Someone Then Throwing Them Into The Dam

So Nobody Noticed The Video?

[fathom jolt]

I did just now

Only because you mentioned it in general lmao

[lethal birch]

Oh

If Anybody Wonders Where The Dam Is Its Nearby The Diamond Casino

[merry wren]

Mine next!

[blazing ruin]

Was expecting u to throw them without throwing the van as well

[lethal birch]

I Tried That

[blazing ruin]

U didn't

U just drove off

[lethal birch]

This Was The 2nd Time I Recorded This Cuz I Failed The First Time

[blazing ruin]

Did u try to get it out of the van on the first try, failed, went back, got another body and just threw it off?

[lethal birch]

Yup, Anyways Should I Get 5 Star Footage?

[blazing ruin]

Should have shown u trying to get it out the van, failing and just giving up by throwing the van all togheter on the same clip

Would have been funnier

[lethal birch]

Alright

But Still Should I?

[blazing ruin]

Should u what

[lethal birch]

Get 5 Star Footage

[blazing ruin]

I'll give 4

Due to potential funny wasted

[lethal birch]

I Can Get 5 Stars By Myself

[fallow geyser]

Where can i see that, i can see about the Casino Too?

[dim fractal]

I drew Lucia
Sorry XD

[raw isle]

Unbelievable

[dim fractal]

A crappy work truck defeats the MK2

[raw isle]

Buckets

[brittle raft]

https://youtu.be/2m0IOwQnzIk

[brittle raft]

she got too much ass that's gonna kill gta6

[lethal birch]

Gta 4 is better than 5

What level to send clips?

What was that message that got banned?

[worthy sandal]

okay go play it then

[lethal birch]

I am

[dim fractal]

Nah

[lethal birch]

Common L

[dim fractal]

GTA 4 didn't have have a Lamborghini Countach or Ferrari Testarossa so L

[wooden pebble]

good to see you enjoy gta 4 ..............but yeeyeyeyeyyeye

[lethal birch]

A game is bad because it doesn't have 2 cars?

Ok

[dim fractal]

GTA Vice City, San Andreas, Vice City Stories and V are all better than 4

[lethal birch]

People who say this just haven't played 4

[wooden pebble]

people like u say this just to easy way out

[dim fractal]

It was my first PS3 game in 08

[wooden pebble]

gta 4 was good...iam soryy but it was a downgrade from san andreas's hype, vibe etc

[dim fractal]

And second GTA I played overall it's still just not one of my faves sorry

I played Vice City after 4 and for some reason enjoyed Vice City more lol

[wooden pebble]

in all honesty everyone likes a different game better.....but for r* gta 5 is factually their most sucessfull game

vsc just an underated game that many skip

[dim fractal]

Yes

[wooden pebble]

ALL the plot in Vice city makes snese only and only if u play vice city sories

[dim fractal]

GTA 6 is in Vice City which means guaranteed banger soundtrack 😭

Sure

XD

[lethal birch]

Even if you don't like 4 can we all agree that it is the most realistic

[wooden pebble]

realistic u say?

gta is not meant to be realistic

[lethal birch]

Im not saying every game should be. Im just saying It's the most realistic out of all the gta games

[wooden pebble]

people say ooh iwasnt realistic gameplay...but u dont understnad realistic isnot fun....there has to be a balance between fictiona nd realistic..........

jsut take any dlc u want in gta online and say if it was realistic could it have happened...

[dim fractal]

I don't hate GTA 4, It just didn't give me vibes the way San Andreas, Vice City and even V did for me

It was kinda like, just another GTA game

[wooden pebble]

diamond casino.heist.....enters a room with 20 dudes.......one one sees me walk past

[lethal birch]

San Andreas was my first and I just think alot of the missions were so unnecessary to the plot

[dim fractal]

Yeah it's the most realistic

Yep

[lethal birch]

What San Andreas?

[dim fractal]

Nah 4

[lethal birch]

Ah

Change your pfp

[dim fractal]

Also GTA 4 should've had vehicle customization and a better Hip Hop radio station like wtf was that hip hop station in GTA 4 lol

[lethal birch]

Actually I take that back. I played The lost and damned when I was four

[lethal birch]

I don't even listen to the radio in any game. Music distracts me to much

[wooden pebble]

gta 4 had the best player melle and overall phyusics for sure

gta 6's is just a teir of its own if u saw the leaks

[dim fractal]

GTA 6 I heard has the ragdoll realistic physics like 4

[wooden pebble]

they dont just aboirb bullets....they very realisticall simulatate the animation of getting shot

STOP SIMPING OVER PIXELS]

[dim fractal]

Mrbossftw said so it must be true 😂

[lethal birch]

You listen to that man?

[dim fractal]

Hail naw

[wooden pebble]

no...its based of the same engine but its x20 times better

[late hinge]

DAMNNNNNNNNNN

[wooden pebble]

lets say he get shot in left chest ....his entire body reacts to it...his head drop his left shoulder goes behind etc

[lethal birch]

What?

Its Legal In GTA

[wooden pebble]

from the leak footage

refering to phyics is amazing

this is the big daddy of all teases r* has done

gta 5 teasing gta 6 back in 2013

yos BUT thats from 2021 ............THIS FREAKING TEASE IS FROM 2013

[lethal birch]

Rdr1>>>>rdr2

[wooden pebble]

nothing is better than nothing....

its one story

rdr1 and rd2 is the same story

continutuation

u saw them leaks?
what do we know from the leaks?

• Vice City
• 2 Protagonist
  -Male and female
  -Not only they male and female, they also couples and lovers
  -They are criminals modelled after the irl bonnie and clyde

[dim fractal]

😑

[wooden pebble]

What the poster says

• Vice ....refering vice city
  -Male and female
  -not only male and female they are lovers
  -theres cops chasing them in the back meanign they are criminal couples

[lethal birch]

But I'm just saying John Marstons was better than Arthur Morgan's. Just my opinion. Cry about it

[wooden pebble]

kekekkw

like saying ur right hand betteer than ur left hand

they both are part of the same story

[dim fractal]

I mean I like Liberty City Stories more than GTA 4 so we all have our weird taste

[lethal birch]

I understand that but I'm saying John Marstons side was better than Arthur Morgans

[wooden pebble]

its been there for 9 YEARS

[dim fractal]

RDR1 still lit tho

[wooden pebble]

these are my findings

we do a little digging here

[lethal birch]

I don't understand why Arthur Morgan's death was sad to some people

[wooden pebble]

these are all r* teased teases

[dim fractal]

Tbh I already knew it was gonna happen before I even played it because western the protagonist always dies

[wooden pebble]

they teased it with cayo perico trailer too

iam sure u have seen that

r* always tease upcoming gta game in old games

.............

[dim fractal]

How much you wanna bet there will be an ending where Jason dies or Lucia dies in GTA 6, I'll be the only one not shocked lol

[wooden pebble]

gta 5 teaed in 2008's gta 4

it was in a movie studio so it was hiding in plain sight without being sus

[lethal birch]

In all honesty I don't really care about gta 6 leaks. It's not like it doesn't come out for another 4-5 years

My opinion. Cry about it

[dim fractal]

Bruh, Rockstar planned a female protagonist since like 2012, and these clowns going around saying they added a female to be woke 😂

[wooden pebble]

yeeyee good thought process...i too thoguht of it...

i really think it will be a huge W

remeber these are not random male and female

these are lovers

couple

imo this will give an amazing interaction and dynamic that we have never seen before

u can just walk our to luccia ur girl and be romantic to her for example

lucia already getting a lot of fans kekekekekekw

internet going crazy with the recreation art kekekekew

[dim fractal]

Yeah, like meh 😭

[wooden pebble]

[edgy anchor]

I see no problem with it

I think we can all agree the GTA community as a whole is pretty immature

[dim fractal]

Yeah

[little needle]

Yo wtf

[jovial juniper]

U dinpin for a game that's not released yet 💀

Simpin

I hate auto correct

Are links allowed here?

[mellow thunder]

😩

[jovial juniper]

There's a fucking subreddit

I'm gonna get banned again

Welp

Goodbye bois

[mellow thunder]

Goodbye

[little needle]

Better not spend time in gta 6 story mode

[jovial juniper]

I had to

Good

Aight

I did

It's too late

Bro

What have I done

[plain linden]

Have found only for Cayo bro

https://michald96.github.io/Perico-heist-goods-counter/

Link for cayo

[fallow geyser]

Damn, at least the Cayo Info is useful to me

[fallow geyser]

Thanks

[plain linden]

https://www.gtaheistinfo.com/
Haven't checked out but this might be useful for u

It says its for casino

[fallow geyser]

Thanks too

[dim fractal]

2008 be like

[coral flare]

never saw someone brick a fit in a video game until today

[glad oracle]

sick jacket, how do you get that?

[onyx brook]

Thanks, Ill send u dm ;)

[sudden wind]

my guy only has 48k

[hot wraith]

What might happen to gta online when gta 6 comes out

[oak horizon]

nooooooo it gone

[fallow geyser]

GTA 6 Online

How much Players can have an Organization or a Motorcycle Club?, Including the CEO/President

[abstract cipher]

btw this channel is for gta related media

for these videos post em to community or something

[green slate]

Enhanced Graphics, Looks awesomeeeee

[wooden pebble]

[untold oar]

Did you just remove the fog from the game

I can't tell the difference

[faint fiber]

She's beautiful....

[wooden pebble]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet the gun - (meaning get the regular ignus)

[faint fiber]

So I noticed something on the no connection screen. Nov 5? Yes, I know this is probably reaching but I'm desperate

[wooden pebble]

[faint fiber]

Counterpoint: car go boom

[wooden pebble]

seee

[wooden pebble]

lets say i give you a 100 page essay...will u be able to tell me an exact date u will finish it

this pic from 9 years ago...no one fixes deadline 9 years ago

[faint fiber]

Nope, but hey there's rough approximations. Also yeah, I was just doing some funny "illuminati confirmed" type shit

If it the trailer does come out on November 5th I will eat my Xbox controller

[wooden pebble]

not even now there is a fixed date for delivery ..........for gta 6....all they know is their progress and the estimated finish with is a span of 3 -4 months

[faint fiber]

Yep

[wooden pebble]

looking for teases is very good...but u habe to remember to not look for dates

dates are never tteased

because its uncertain

[faint fiber]

But Rockstar never lie! I mean, they obviously do everything they say they will. Right? Right..

[wooden pebble]

this did come out actually

in 2014

just some side quests and murder mysteries

with each character

[faint fiber]

Well even then it did sort of come out, but as gta online reworks

[wooden pebble]

franklin had the photography contest

mike had the murder mystries

[faint fiber]

And the DLC they mean is the scrapped Agent Trevor dlc, and other stuff

[faint fiber]

That was just for returning players though, wouldn't really call that story dlc necessarily

[wooden pebble]

thats literally what they meant by this

and also dommsday

which got into online soo yee

[faint fiber]

Ye, pretty much all story dlc was reworked into online stuff

Kinda sucks but hey, what could you do

[wooden pebble]

[cedar sand]

Just saw this guy in ps4 , he’s a monkey 😂😂

[green slate]

Among other things, yes

[wooden pebble]

wear some pants lady

[cloud lava]

Dario dressed real chill

[wooden pebble]

ma boi here is a professional bricklayer kekekekwekw

[uneven karma]

he is here for banana heist 🍌

[cloud lava]

Feeling cute might grief the entire lobby later

[hollow sail]

@soft rain

[soft rain]

Ahhh

makes sense now

[hollow sail]

since you start with this much

you can get the sub no problem

[soft rain]

Ooo

[deft canyon]

I dont mind the no pants look personally

[wooden pebble]

my name is cake....and i myself telling wear bants to hide cake kekw

[deft canyon]

🍑

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

The modding has started

[olive wagon]

Monke

[silk cipher]

[wooden pebble]

i cant come online 😦

no wifi

if r* dont drop a car this thursday imo it will only come after they have annouced gta 6

which is 25 days from now

[celest spade]

I wouldn’t be surprised if they forget the announcement on that day.

[cloud iris]

i cant find my opressor mk1 anywhere anyone know?

[cloud iris]

what?

[olive wagon]

Nvm

You could buy a new one

Or perhaps you accidentally put it in your facility

Try using the MC and scroll through your bikes

[celest spade]

Called Mors Mutual?

[olive wagon]

If you have it, it’ll be there

Perhaps you imagined having an oppressor mk1

It could’ve been a dream

[celest spade]

You mean he was high af?

[olive wagon]

Perhaps perhaps

I have 43 researches done and still don’t have oppressor missiles

Or explosive ammo

[celest spade]

Lady Luck left the chat

[olive wagon]

I got a bunch of liveries tho

Yay…….

[celest spade]

Now waste your money on some weapon liveries and all that shit.

[olive wagon]

Nah I prefer the default look to the weapons

Any idea when the Payote plants will return ?

They did last October didn’t they??

[celest spade]

Might return with a Halloween event week or something.

[olive wagon]

Why isn’t it just here permanently anyways

[celest spade]

You wanna become a cow or a bird 7/24?

[olive wagon]

Yes

[celest spade]

And since everybody wants that, but Rockstar doesn't.

[olive wagon]

They’ll probably say something like “it makes the game unrealistic”

[cloud iris]

im so mad rn

like actualy

actually

[celest spade]

It was there all along right?

[cloud iris]

nope

[olive wagon]

So you imagined it

[cloud iris]

new glitch i cant call mors mutual

[celest spade]

Like how?

[olive wagon]

Did you run out of money

[cloud iris]

all operators are on call right now

every time

i call

[celest spade]

Then you can call.

[cloud iris]

this is why i hate women

[olive wagon]

If you are broke for a day you lose mors privileges

[celest spade]

That means your vehicles are all operational.

Means, your Oppressor isn't blasted or something.

[cloud iris]

oh

[olive wagon]

Did you look through the MC

[celest spade]

Checked all garages?

Where was it anyway? (Garage)

[olive wagon]

🤔

[celest spade]

And we back to talking ourselves.

[olive wagon]

He comes and goes

Hopefully new car this Thursday

[celest spade]

Some people expecting 10F.

[olive wagon]

I want that bennys weevil

[lethal birch]

In the casino or in general

[olive wagon]

New drip feed car

[green basalt]

how

[acoustic musk]

How what?

[green basalt]

so foiggy

[acoustic musk]

Honestly one of the best things of this game, volumetric lighting/effects on such a scale

[sleek grail]

need to level up on the server

[lethal birch]

@median fog

[median fog]

sup

yup, that's the one

[lethal birch]

i got 4.1M

not sure if i should buy storage

[median fog]

skip dry ice btw

since they deactivated it or something permanently anyways....lol

it's not much but any money saved it helpful

[lethal birch]

🤷‍♂️

ight

do you recommend buying storage or anything else?

cus i might get rid of the style and name

[median fog]

if you have business and such, yes. warehouse and upgrades are worth it.

if you don't have other businesses that can wait til later

[lethal birch]

i have like two businesses atm

thats about it

do i grab the other businesses first or grab the nightclub now?

[median fog]

honestly that's your call. you can grab NC and earn the 50k per night and let the NC start earning goods from existing businesses now, and by other later....

[lethal birch]

so if i purchase NC now, then buy other businesses, it can make money through that still?

[median fog]

yup

[lethal birch]

that sounds good

[median fog]

coke, meth, cargo, bunker, cash are usually the good businesses to have

[lethal birch]

@median fog is this a waste?

[median fog]

remember, you can always upgrade it more later....you can start small now if u want

[lethal birch]

i'll probably do 2 for each right now then upgrade later

[median fog]

like, if you're not gonna throw 40 cars in it immediately, lol....save some cash now

[lethal birch]

yeah i'll do 2 for both

[median fog]

good start

[lethal birch]

good?

[median fog]

ya, start with that

as you get more businesses and such you can expand

[lethal birch]

what businesses should i get? (under 2.4M)

i have cash, meth and bunker already

[celest spade]

For Nightclub? Coke. And hangar or crate warehouse (you can go cheap and get small warehouse for nightclub if you won't do crate sourcing seperately).

[lethal birch]

yeah Kirra was saying Coke and Cargo

but i will consider.

[tight wigeon]

My name is Neo 🤣

[deft canyon]

almost 20 minutes???

[ancient birch]

Am i the only one that has ever had RNG this bad?

[cloud lava]

Yes skill issue

[ancient birch]

I figured

It's because i didn't buy a Shark Card

[foggy coral]

Need 3 for prison break setup ps5 dm me

[ancient birch]

Again? Man wtf

[hollow sail]

lmao

yeah good thing I don't deliver VIPs

[ancient birch]

I only do it for the popularity tbh

[coarse wadi]

me and da homies

[lethal birch]

Goofy ahh ai

[lethal birch]

I consider this as gta

[abstract cipher]

what can the best mechanic in ls do for u

[rugged citrus]

Tf mang

[lethal birch]

lol

[rugged citrus]

Yow someone post the video of hugo one about the steven ogg cameo

[faint fiber]

What's wrong with her now?

[sharp olive]

Why is this highlighted

[onyx brook]

What u mean bud?

[sharp olive]

It says highlighted bud

[onyx brook]

Where does it say highlighted?

[onyx brook]

I have no idea 😅

[sharp olive]

Oh ok

[lethal birch]

And you got trolled💀

[whole sonnet]

wym

[lethal birch]

Ik

[lethal birch]

?

[drifting berry]

Does the 10f widebody available too ?

[midnight kelp]

Nop

[drifting berry]

If it aint , r* L fr , they should do it just like Honda last 2 week

[wooden pebble]

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/1577952641681920001?cxt=HHwWgsC4_abkgeYrAAAA

Tez2 (@TezFunz2)

New

• 10F ($1,675,000)
• Judgement Day Adv Mode
• Halloween Vehicles available

2x GTA$ & RP

• Judgement Day Adv
• Short Trips
• Treasure Chests & Hidden Caches
• Security Contracts

Log in unlock: War Mask

Unlock "Gray Vintage Frank" mask by completing Short Trips
#GTAOnline

Twitter · Oct 6, 2022, 9:23 AM

[uneven karma]

halloween face paints are not out yet ?

[celest spade]

Again Short trips?

[lethal birch]

tried photography :)

[steady otter]

I cant send pics...

[blazing ruin]

Not lvl 5

[steady otter]

oh

can I send the pic to you? Maybe you know whats wrong?

[blazing ruin]

Sure

[steady otter]

somebody in #gta-online said I should post it here

[earnest obsidian]

So if you kill the fib lady on the union depository heist sessanta takes the gold with two random ass guards

Also her head looked weird as hell

Front part was all smooth no brim or hat texture it was all her scalp

She got a doo rag instead a hat she was bumming

[celest spade]

[wooden pebble]

[abstract cipher]

i love when mystery fills my snacks inventory of 1 pq

[split anchor]

Fire

[deft canyon]

Well, thank god i was smart enough to do this on an alt

[dusky timber]

sussanta

[lost wolf]

Yea right💀

[dusky timber]

yeah thats bs

impossible for u to have friends

[lost wolf]

[knotty thistle]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/DpKf53_fJF6ty/d1337AGTemLm?invite=cr-MSxKTkMsOTE3MjkwNjUs

[mellow thunder]

lots of depot changes
possibly halloween or maybe even e and e for pc related?

usually when they start updating qalive a dlc or update is close

[median fog]

well they did say there were some bug fixes coming "fingers crossed?" so perhaps?

@zealous dome the yellow dot

[untold oar]

Preparing for December dlc or adding the halloweven event via update

[mellow thunder]

Possibly

many people on twitter saying it is e and e for pc related

[untold oar]

Would be good

But there isn't really anything in E&E

I don't get why people want it so much

Aside from console improvements

[mellow thunder]

Ig mainly for the cars and paint jobs, thats about it

Oh and obv the hsw upgrades

[untold oar]

If they port the E&E new graphic features to PC and get HSW

Then that's about it

[mellow thunder]

proper raytracing would be nice too

[untold oar]

The RT shadows are still done pretty badly

With really bad FPS

And they have their own bugs

Seems rushed

If it gets ported to PC I don't think anyone would enable it

[mellow thunder]

and the reflections are just ssr

[mellow thunder]

looks about the same as pc on ultra settings so ye

[untold oar]

Just get the effects and the new rendering with better ambient occlusion and SSR with HSW

Still tiny for rockstar to really go to

But maybe soon

[mellow thunder]

i doubt rockstar would care about implementing proper raytracing

[untold oar]

With how old the game is and how bad the engine would handle it

I think they should leave it for GTA6

[mellow thunder]

Not like the optimisation is already dogwater

[untold oar]

Every rockstar PC port after 2015 was disasterous

at launch

They could never get it perfect

[mellow thunder]

while proper rt would be nice I already know how garbage the fps will be if they add it

[untold oar]

on PS5 and Series X it really ruins fidelity mode

[mellow thunder]

God fidelity mode looks awful

[untold oar]

The shadows with the features they have enabled on fidelity mode looks really bad

[candid heath]

🔥?

[mellow thunder]

Performance rt looks around the same as pc on ultra settings and runs at 60fps

[untold oar]

PS5 struggles a bit on Performance RT

Series X does it the best

But then it has glitches on Series X

[candid heath]

@hybrid nimbus wat funny

Whats so fucking funny

[untold oar]

Series S doesn't have RT which I think ended up being better than worse

[mellow thunder]

Ye i felt it would sometimes fps drop when i was entering cars in first person but idk if that was a bug or not

[hybrid nimbus]

The build

[candid heath]

Ur build is funny

[hybrid nimbus]

Shit look like sum you'd see on an adder in 2013

Bros vexxed too

[untold oar]

RT running on the old engine unoptimized feels like the low end PC experience trying to run max settings

It just doesn't work

[candid heath]

Nah I messin wit u I been changed my deluxo

[mellow thunder]

Seems so

[untold oar]

But the Series S does run the game impressively for what it is

I will give them that atleast

[mellow thunder]

It's generally smooth but i've experienced the occasional drop, likely because the engine just cant run it

They should've focused on improving the engine + optimisation instead of adding fancy rt features, leave rt features for 6

[untold oar]

Which is why I liked Performance on Series S the most

Even if it doesn't look that good

It looks natural

[mellow thunder]

PC still runs garbage on ultra settings if you are in a 30 player lobby due to optimisation

[untold oar]

On performance for Series X and PS5 the shadows are still higher quality

And look almost identical to RT

It just doesn't look right

[mellow thunder]

I just hope pc gets new cars and paint jobs soon

[untold oar]

They should've just kept the game as is and unlocked the FPS to 60 or 120

With a patch

[mellow thunder]

I dont get the point of adding rt to such an old engine version anyways

[untold oar]

Dont modders have access to the chameleon paints

[mellow thunder]

i think through a mod

[untold oar]

I did see them showcased on PC

Some modder could probably get it

But the cars

Have the part of PlayStation or Xbox on top of them

I think they might remain exclusive

Either way expanded and enhanced wasn't even needed

[mellow thunder]

The name defo wasnt needed lmao

[untold oar]

This is the wrong channel

F

[dusky timber]

#memes-and-shitposting

[cloud lava]

Only offline mode they cant use em online

[abstract cipher]

Wanna see my Nightshark

[little needle]

The game is pretty optimised though, im getting more fps than most roblox games and minecraft in gta with a 12 year old laptop lmaooo

[brittle raft]

throw back to level 213

[silent pendant]

@sick tangle

😂

that's the lukas kid

[iron anchor]

scoped out cayo about 17 times and spent close to 500k on it

if you are looking on doing this it is the best time to do it 3 days after your last heist there is a higher chance of rubi necklace, bear bonds, and diamond and 0% chance of Tequila

[iron anchor]

thought it was a cool idea to keep track of all the scope results

[fickle bane]

that looks like a car i would of made in 2015

[dusky timber]

unLstaiiing

[harsh vigil]

But u will lose hard mode wont u?

[abstract cipher]

⭕

[lethal birch]

Filled my office garage 1 with deluxos, no clue why 😭

[deft canyon]

That peaky blinders drip tho 🥶

[silent pendant]

lol

[iron anchor]

yeah but i get 1.9 every heist i do of i do replay

[plain spindle]

lol

also its considered gta becuz that guy is in this server

[celest spade]

Why your last sentence is also included in there?

[honest vortex]

Why all the Deluxos?

[plain spindle]

agreed

[plain spindle]

when someone sends u an inv to a server that has "pics" u should respond with i like men

idk i made that up also idk

[honest vortex]

Two very very annoying characters

[stoic pasture]

I play my game on my phone

I play my games on phone mostly

[kindred willow]

[warm sandal]

Really lmao

[sick tangle]

tf is wrong with peoppe

[slate knot]

That sample seems way too small to determine rng

[iron anchor]

no i saw some statistics on the primary target chances

there is a high percent of diamond 3 days after u do the e heist diamond chance goes from 10% to 20% percent

and rubi and bear bonds go to 40% each

tequila goes to a 0% chance

tequila is usually 60-70%

[iron anchor]

that is why i said that

[lethal birch]

Like the car

[honest vortex]

Can you even change the colour?

[lethal birch]

You can change the Color

[honest vortex]

You just decided not to lol

[lethal birch]

It would take a while for me because I don’t have the vehicle workshop in my office garage

I would make them all red but don’t have the time

[honest vortex]

Looks like Maze Bank Tower?

[lethal birch]

It is

[honest vortex]

Didn't know there was a workshop for it

[lethal birch]

There was last time I checked

Maybe I’m just seeing things idk

[honest vortex]

Agency does or workshop

I have one in mine

[lethal birch]

A lot of garages have a workshop you can buy

[honest vortex]

Yeah but mostly they're business etc

[lethal birch]

Sure

[tribal trellis]

why is there a 6 dollar discount

[celest spade]

You had $494 cash.

[tribal trellis]

Oo

Oh yea I bought a packet of redwood

[celest spade]

Ewo shows the cash on you if it is below $500.

[silent pendant]

it dont effect me it's just funny to see people prove they don't got anything better to do💀

[silent pendant]

they temping you

[harsh vigil]

My text when doing free cayos, what u guys think? Anything I should add to spice it up?

[deft canyon]

Yeah, add more burning heart emojis

preferably after each word

[deft cedar]

@trim dawn

[abstract cipher]

“Cayo b2b ugf pink Diamond 3 gold no scam 100% legit hard mode need lvl 100+ ps follow me do not die”

[jagged inlet]

Ay can someone help me ?

[brittle ibex]

that depends

[tender coral]

@tepid atlas

[tepid atlas]

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Such a W

[wooden pebble]

thats candy?

[tender coral]

No

Guy from ghilliemaster server

[wide marlin]

man i just wanted to do my cayo perico heist

[deft canyon]

I feel bad for his 2 buddies

[wooden pebble]

thats all cool but

wear bants lady

@tender coral @tribal trellis

bimmmer teach blaze how to be a chad like u

[tribal trellis]

[wooden pebble]

this man a simp in 2022

[tribal trellis]

I am more annoyed by the tattoos

[deft canyon]

Oh my goodness gracious

[wooden pebble]

ikik @tender coral a little thin

[lethal birch]

Ass😩

[deft canyon]

🍑

Blaze seriously caked up

[lethal birch]

Ass>Boobs end of discussion

[deft canyon]

Both, both are good

But theres one more that i personally prefer even more

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/fax-rant-funny-meme-spittin-straight-fax-doe-gif-15979400

[wooden pebble]

[deft canyon]

[lethal birch]

Dick? 🤨

[deft canyon]

No

Not gay

[lethal birch]

Thank god

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[deft canyon]

👍

[cloud lava]

Feet?

[green basalt]

ez

[green basalt]

hard?

[tender coral]

Wtf is going on

[tender coral]

No

I keep mini mini skirt

[silk cipher]

umm

[dusky timber]

man's resume taking up half the screen

[deft canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-dog-oh-my-goodness-gif-24115765

[deft canyon]

[tribal trellis]

of all colors on the m16 why pink

[tender coral]

All my normal guns are pink

And my mk2 guns are white

[tribal trellis]

eww grow some taste ew ew

[golden berry]

Which color if rockstar create mk3 ?

[tender coral]

Pink is funny color for gun

[tender coral]

Shut car, go pay engine subscription

[tribal trellis]

Black is best color for the m16

[tender coral]

Pink funny color

[tribal trellis]

homer color

My only colored gun is the FAL

[tender coral]

Yellow

[tribal trellis]

Rest are either black or platinum

[tender coral]

FAL???

[wooden pebble]

chadmnaster

[tender coral]

Sir that is not Fal

This is an Fal

[tribal trellis]

same design just stock and barrel tweaks

[tender coral]

No

Thats the FN Scar

[wooden pebble]

SEXIEST HOW DAR U ASSUME BMW IS A SIR - MAN

[tribal trellis]

i am tho

[tender coral]

Oh shit sorry

[tribal trellis]

[tender coral]

I mean automobile

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/karen-karening-intensifies-done-i-am-done-gif-16742218

[wooden pebble]

[tender coral]

Yea but that is not Fal, that is scar

[wooden pebble]

@tribal trellis is u on?

[tribal trellis]

shut ho

[tender coral]

@tribal trellis shut car

[wooden pebble]

phone exposed 8k 120 fps

[tribal trellis]

coming have to repaint a few cars

[wooden pebble]

[tender coral]

U even have it as the scar color

[tribal trellis]

i call the SCAR a FAL

i call the m45 a 1911

[tender coral]

CALL IT THE SCAR U CONFUSE PEOPLE

[tribal trellis]

i dont conform to societal norms

[wooden pebble]

message edited - message invalid

[tender coral]

Shut caker man

[wooden pebble]

[tender coral]

[tribal trellis]

dont u dare talk to her like that u stupid ho

[wooden pebble]

wait

i read something unholy

[tender coral]

Shut car before i siphon your gas

[tribal trellis]

siphon and get shocked

literally

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-sawako-hugs-kimi-ni-gif-10896527

be briends

no fighty

[tribal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/he-started-it-blaming-accusing-charging-called-by-the-principal-gif-12414540

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

You are back?

[wooden pebble]

demoooooooooooooooosmomomomomouususisisiis

how is u

long time no sea

[wooden pebble]

henlo seniore swift.....i meant madame swift

[gleaming spear]

Jems

@wooden pebble so what's the source for your nickname?Like do you have something to back this up

[wooden pebble]

swift is like my teacher asking tough questions kek

[golden berry]

never really left i'm just playing other games for now waiting for new content on gta:o and looking here occasionally

[wooden pebble]

so here we go

[golden berry]

[wooden pebble]

we know gta6 in vc

[gleaming spear]

Oh okay

[wooden pebble]

we know r* said they will ofiicaly annouce soon

we know gta6 in vc

we know that they hinted at ufos with that tease pic inside trilogy def edtition

...and here the final part.....

[golden berry]

Yeah i saw that , but not worth hyping myself for it

[gleaming spear]

Yes yes
But why the 29th - 31st Oct is your guess for an announcement? What's the logic

[wooden pebble]

gta vice city's 20TH ANNIVERYSAY IS THIS 29TH OCTOBER

[gleaming spear]

Oh Okay

[wooden pebble]

demos u remeber me u

u humours demos

[golden berry]

pretty sure they use the logic of red dead 2 and gta 5 being announced during the same period

[wooden pebble]

funny people demos

[golden berry]

yes the person that still refuse to buy a rusty rebel with f1 tires

[wooden pebble]

the wall was full of gta 5 pics with ufos in it @gleaming spear

and in that ...one pic of gta 6

with the ufo in it too

suggesting this will be teased annouced this halloweeen during the ufo event

which acuratley falls in line with vice city's 20th anniversay

and gta 6 is in vc

[tribal trellis]

Fat cj

[wooden pebble]

also from the map coordinates from the leak...we know the map is almost 2 times bigger than gta 5

[deft canyon]

Uh, is it allowed to post that?

the gta 6 one

[wooden pebble]

idk so yee

[gleaming spear]

Let's hope that they also buff the speed of each vehicle this time too
Like it would be underwhelming again if the fastest supercar in that game can just go at a maximum of 132mph

[golden berry]

That'd be pretty disappointing to have it smaller tbf

[wooden pebble]

yeeyeyeey

this is to be understood by understanding that the game is set in vice city and the og vc is like 1/10 size of gta 5

[hot wraith]

Opinions on gta 6 Lucia?

[deft canyon]

Caked up, but also, id delete that, cannot post gta 6 screenshots here

[hot wraith]

Where can I post gta 6 screenshots then?

[deft canyon]

Well, definitely not here

You can go and look up telegram channels

[zealous dome]

Lol

[lethal birch]

Do i need to be lvl 5 to post hereb

[hot wraith]

Yes

[lethal birch]

https://harvs.astolfo.host/pictures/kwe79qgs.png rate my online avatar

[lethal birch]

Dmnan

[deft canyon]

He looks like a dictator

[lethal birch]

I did not mean to make him look like hitler

[deft canyon]

Well, i didnt specify Hitler necessarily

he looks more like a dictator of some southern country

[brittle raft]

why so broke

[tribal trellis]

Suits>bodysuits

[lethal birch]

Ong

[tribal trellis]

i usually wear a dad outfit tho when i am not grinding

[lethal birch]

more like cayo guard

[hot wraith]

Dad outfit?

[tribal trellis]

Hottie in the forties

[hallow birch]

Dad's usually wear shorts

[hot wraith]

And are bald and overweight

[hallow birch]

Lol 😂

[tribal trellis]

[limpid cobalt]

sidaA

[quick river]

What did Rockstar do to their Twitter banner? It looks intentionally messed up.

It didn’t look like that yesterday

[kindred sable]

best song fr fr

[dusky timber]

gta 4 anniversary was in 2018 and they've done fuck all about that

gta 3 anniversary was last year and remember the thing they rolled out last year it's pathetic

[jaunty scarab]

Guys

Can anybody pls do a cayo perico heist with me?

[tardy stone]

@jaunty scarab, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @dusky timber

[jaunty scarab]

Thx oreo

[plucky owl]

Yeah

[tepid atlas]

Don't forget the Gucci watch that caused dad to go bankrupt and homeless

[tribal trellis]

[median fog]

@tall knoll you mean like this one? or different ones?

[hot wraith]

They are out already?

[median fog]

I think he was trying to see if they were and I'm just confirming I'm looking at right one to answer his question.