gta-media

[lethal birch]

Clean racing ong

[coarse sage]

fr bruh

[gleaming spear]

That was very satisfying to watch,good snipe👌🏻

[severe garnet]

230

[glacial zenith]

Can’t even move

[lethal birch]

I need someone to help with the belt merge

[edgy anchor]

267

[lethal birch]

rate my fit doe, Sprunk Gang nr 1 💪

[brazen gulch]

bruh

[gleaming spear]

3 out of 10

[deft canyon]

Your character is a walking ghetto street grafitti wall

[graceful trail]

Looks like a crack head went to a thrift store

[lethal birch]

yea

I agree

and it is partly true

nah but really that is a old tryhard character my friend made while he was over at my house and i just never changed it

hence the red eyes

[low root]

How u do this

[lethal birch]

you just do a bunch of special cargo sell missions

[low root]

Oh so the more money u have earned from selling cargo the more it will fill?

[lethal birch]

yea

but if you spend the moeny it disappears

[low root]

Aight thanks

[lethal birch]

ye no worries

[lethal birch]

Yeah you just got make a bunch of cargo sales like he said. I think 20 million in sales is when the max amount of cash appears

[low root]

20mil is crazy

[deft canyon]

What... the fuck... is this stuff... in my shorts... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uuale3bM61c

[lethal birch]

I got nearly 16

[low root]

Good shit

[little needle]

Lmao imagine not being just level 90

[little needle]

The alternative video title is absolute shit

[lethal birch]

Imagine accidently buying garage full of scramjets

(Me)

hardly take this as an accident lmao

you don't just buy something 15+ times

and call it an accident

[faint fiber]

Some oppressor was chasing me and couldn't even blow up my shitty nightclub limo 💀

[quick river]

@mellow thunder

[green basalt]

they eated the cars

[mellow thunder]

I was thinking that E and E files would be released sometime in december but i didnt know anything about CEP being removed

interesting, it does make sense though because E and E would include career builder which is basically a better version of cesp if you choose the right options

[lethal birch]

Some times it happens on me on ps5 it's a cool bug because you can enjoy your car without any trouble

[lethal birch]

Whats the pc obsession with e&e? I alternate between ps5 and ps4 and never felt like im lacking anything other than the framerate on ps4

[mellow thunder]

Hao's workshop, improved loading times, less session errors, more stable framerate, fixed FPS issues (on pc version of the game if you run at super high framerates the physics go wonky asf and the game stutters, stuff like suspension clipping causing cars to go faster than intended so you have to cap your frames)

[green basalt]

HSW

[deft canyon]

"fixed FPS issues"... yeah, cuz the game is running at a capped 60 fps framerate. Idk why this should be mentioned, if technically this "fps issue" can be resolved with a simple FPS cap

Also, the session errors would still most likely be there, they rely on the fact that its their crappy p2p servers buggin out

[mellow thunder]

Session errors are still there on console, but way less common. I get an error atleast 5 or more times on pc, maybe once or twice at most on console and the loading being way faster makes up for that

[deft canyon]

Loading times are better literally because consoles have dedicated servers. My menu shows when a game is trying to "bail out" and it happens quite frequently, they are running these piece of shit servers that are hosted by players and they have enormously higher loading times and framerate issues

This whole performance issue thing would pretty much be fixed only by changing the server type

On consoles you most likely dont experience the bullshit of having your framerate randomly tank for no reason, then you join the same size session again and the framerate is significantly higher

[mellow thunder]

Dont know where you got that from, GTA uses p2p

[deft canyon]

On consoles...?

What else can explain the fact that one version has more server related issues than other?

[mellow thunder]

GTA only has servers for storing data

[ocean siren]

[ocean siren]

They ate

[green basalt]

eated cars

om nom nom

[ocean siren]

They ate the cars

[green basalt]

mmm tasty cars

i ated tasty car

[tulip light]

you should change friend

[lethal birch]

Who me?

[tulip light]

yeha, he killed you 10 tiem in a row

[lethal birch]

I did killed him

[tulip light]

• seeing his outfit he doesn't really seem to be friendly

[lethal birch]

And not even 10

It ended up over a 2 - 36

Im the one with termal

[tulip light]

i'm talking about the one with that red scarf

[lethal birch]

OH

Hes so bad

LMFAO

[tulip light]

I hate people wearing these outfits

[lethal birch]

Its a school friend i always bully him in gta

[lethal birch]

Same

[tulip light]

lol

alright ima go sleep

goodnight out there

[lethal birch]

Gn

[lethal birch]

💀💀

[ocean siren]

@woeful wing

[woeful wing]

Now thats some shit 😂😂

[sharp canyon]

Whats wrong with the truck drivers?!

[tame bone]

Best wallpaper ever!!!

[little needle]

That reminds you that whats going to happen if you get called on that phone about your cars extended warranty

And dont pay for it

[coral flare]

The game would like to bail (#, 0, 0) is gta trying to put you into another session due to certain circumstances, and the menu is blocking that

[trail rivet]

Hello

Any neo naztie here

JK

[abstract cipher]

[lethal birch]

what lvl do u have to be to post images in there?

[lethal birch]

5

Alr ty

[swift forge]

Do I need the full game to do rockstar editor? I'm on the online version of Xboxseries x/s

[lethal birch]

Yes

[latent parrot]

Nah I'm old school

[tame bone]

I would say ummm that is game and ummmm i don t destroy cars on purpuse irl

[brazen gulch]

Mating season

[sharp canyon]

i see

[warm grotto]

how do you post pictures

[silk wing]

reach level 5 in the server

[warm grotto]

how do?

[silk wing]

by chatting

[warm grotto]

chat

[meager dock]

yes chat, chat & chat

[vestal kestrel]

Hala Madrid

[tribal trellis]

Thats a very liberty city climate

[lethal birch]

bro uses xdev

[junior eagle]

Why it look like snowing

[woeful knot]

@lethal birch @cerulean wraith @shadow barn

[lethal birch]

[patent breach]

Mod menus are the sole reason pc is fucked. Try playing gtao pc after title update when no mod menus work, script host are run perfectly without mod menus interfering, the pc gtao runs absolutely smooth that day

And pc is the one that has dedicated server for transaction only, consoles have literally no dedicated servers, all on p2p. Including transaction (that's why frozen money works on consoles)

[deft canyon]

Misinformation everywhere

One says this, the other one says that

[woeful knot]

@wooden pebble

[junior eagle]

this is how u deal with modern day problems

[meager dock]

Noice

[gleaming spear]

LOL

[patent breach]

Not really misinformation, known dataminers like tez and alloca8r will tell this as i got the info from them, can't find thier exact post but they have said this.

[plush ether]

the whole loading screen soundtrack finished and played again

it took 15 mins jesus christ

[junior eagle]

If mine takes longer than 3 mins to log in i know somethings wrong and i just restart gtaV

[blazing ruin]

I'm on the loading screen then it should just show me an error if I try to join online and send me back to story mode. If I'm in the clouds for too long then I know somethings wrong

[plush ether]

on pc its very quick aswell the last time i played on it

[plush ether]

i load in online first then its an error then i get sent to story mode, the moment it zooms in to franklin then the online loading screen begins

[blazing ruin]

Every God damn time I try to join online it shows me an error and occurred and sends me back to story mode. I just join invite only once I get to story mode

[plush ether]

i did that alot back then but now im just lazy

[severe garnet]

Does your PS4 sound like a Boeing 747 by any chance

[gusty wasp]

Im new to gta online can i get me a micheal/mentor/friend i have criminal enterprise

[plush ether]

yes a hundred percent

[abstract cipher]

☠️

[deft canyon]

I literally have to resort to using mods so this doesnt happen to me...

[idle galleon]

always such a funny moment when the random friend requests from on-call jobs pops up along with the message that im a cool modder reminds me of the clowns who called me modder from LFG too. only now im still here, while their accounts all banned xD

*delete message, block

[lethal birch]

I need someone to give me free cayo

Can someone play its my first day playin

[idle galleon]

oh hey stalkers 🙂

[untold oar]

What Xbox you using

[sand cipher]

Old gen cos im poor

[untold oar]

One X or S

[sand cipher]

Xbox one

No s/x

[low axle]

That was easy to predict where they’re flying

[untold oar]

I'm surprised the game is running that good

[sand cipher]

Its harder to shoot than it looks

Jetsniping and vehicle sniping looks easier than it is

[sand cipher]

Xbox one runs good sometimes

[untold oar]

It's only when you drive fast

right

[sand cipher]

Not always

Some sessions are more laggier

[untold oar]

Idk

Weird

How they messed it up

[sand cipher]

Also airport is not laggy

Airport is the least laggy place

If u are in the areas with alot of bushes and grass the fps drops

[untold oar]

On new gen all places are equal except when you shoot an explosion and the FPS goes 15 down

[sand cipher]

Why is it like that?

[untold oar]

The new explosion effects really take some power

[sand cipher]

I played on series s/x and ps5

Series s is laggy

[untold oar]

Not really

[sand cipher]

Ps5/ series x are pretty good to play

[untold oar]

I'd say they're all equal except the series s loses like 3 more fps

[sand cipher]

More like 10fps

[untold oar]

No

[sand cipher]

I think metpro had a video on that

Where he tested all the consoles

Series s went close to 40 fps

[untold oar]

PC still superior

[sand cipher]

I played on friends laptop

It was pretty smooth

[untold oar]

Series S is the one that drops the most but it's not 10 fps

More like 5

But in normal gameplay all the consoles are the same

It's only when combat is there

[sand cipher]

Offtopic we gonna get muted☹️

[untold oar]

You notice the actual difference

[sand cipher]

I do mostly combat

And drive like 2 cars i like

Got Probably 200+ cars and drive couple

[untold oar]

Yep all the consoles only struggle with explosions and fire and these new effects

All of them suffer from it

But Series S is the most noticeable

[sand cipher]

Yeah

Hopefully no mute

Lets stop this discussion

[untold oar]

It was good to talk about this

Anyway

[sand cipher]

Yes

[cobalt skiff]

Is there a way to get the original San Andreas and vice city ports still on pc?

If there is a vice city port

[gray jay]

Haven't you bought it before?

[fervent sleet]

On fidelitt

On performance its bljss

Bliss

[cobalt skiff]

No

Was interested till recently

[gray jay]

oh

VC and SA seem to be taken down

[cobalt skiff]

Yeah 😕

Because of the remasters

[plain spindle]

from a gta chat

[gray jay]

Go find a used physical disc

[gray jay]

Maybe

[plain spindle]

uwu

:uwu:

[abstract cipher]

[outer barn]

ive seen people do this before and it's genuinely the most intellectual gta thing ever

[obsidian pivot]

Saves 10 minutes so why not

[meager dock]

how to do I tried they fall off or they get damaged? 🤷‍♂️

[obsidian pivot]

Don't drive fast

[meager dock]

not driving fast won't it make it less effective & same as normal

[light osprey]

The best driver in Diamond.

[meager dock]

hilarious XD.

[obsidian pivot]

70mph isn't that slow

[meager dock]

70 is good

[calm void]

Finally fricking did it.

[lethal birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1013541957353607270/1016772645506793532/2507893_QuickBreakTitle_preview_bbe71a87.mp4

[fickle pebble]

please dm me what car that is

[edgy anchor]

Grotti Visione

[fickle pebble]

much obliged

[edgy anchor]

112 thumbs down? Holy fuck

[meager dock]

I also just got mine Today, although not tested.

[dire knot]

i cant send here pictures can someone help?

can i send the picture to someone and he will send it here?

[deft canyon]

or...

[deft canyon]

Lil bro got ratio'ed on discord

[meager dock]

bro we need level 5

[dire knot]

nvm

[slim osprey]

Im changing to another pc but i don't wanna lose my saved clips .
Does rockstar have them saved on a cloud or do i have to export them?

[lethal birch]

You can save it to social clubs an re download them onto your new pc from there.

[lethal birch]

which workshop i gotta buy to add missiles to my oppressor ?

[fickle ocean]

Specialized

[lethal birch]

Bet

[azure cape]

I just wanted to say this is one of the most hideous cars I've ever seen and I hope it always gets blown up in every lobby so you don't get to drive it, and then you decide to do the sensible thing, which is to sell it

[lethal birch]

How tf is ppl still seein this and the dislike train been goin up since I started it and I can’t sell it cuz it’s modded but thx for the feedback

[azure cape]

you're stuck with it ??? daaaaamn L

[hearty rivet]

what was that.

[gray jay]

You killed him in one fell swoop

[brave sun]

Anybody have ocelot r88 regular maxed out or modded with f1 wheels

[hazy hull]

[meager dock]

imagine this getting delivered when you order pizza. XD

[meager dock]

More of a daily ritual, I sometime even stand there changing acting as a evil valet. XD

[meager dock]

Got MY Carbine.😃

[woeful knot]

remember the old bombushka strats?

putting post op vans in the back of a bombushka

[dusky timber]

woulda been W if it was yours

[lethal birch]

marksman rifle is the best weapon and you cant tell me otherwise

the second best is the hammer

[dusky timber]

okay

[storm mica]

Mf spent 1/3 of the past year on gta

[graceful trail]

You got a better car yet?

[deft canyon]

Awesome, now its time to feel the warmth of the sunrays

[smoky agate]

@plain linden

[outer barn]

Yes. why yes I do.

[woeful knot]

Good times, still doable, but not with fully upgraded one

[outer barn]

and i still hate post op vans

[outer barn]

and i still hate how you cant upgrade the bombushka to put cars in the back

[woeful knot]

Now that I'm on pc if I ever get a post op sale I usually get one of my modder friends to fling me across the map to the drops

We completed a 3 van sale in under 5 minutes lmao

[plain linden]

😈

[smoky agate]

i got the junk

[celest spade]

[crimson terrace]

[half lintel]

One of the lil glitch outfits I got

[icy vessel]

what?!

[modest fiber]

Just a thankyou dosent mean gta 6

[icy vessel]

no i thought they meant like closing it down

[modest fiber]

Oh ok

[wooden pebble]

thats correct

but its not offical annouceted byr* yet

it will be very soon

then theere will mostly be the offical gta 6 annoucemtn in oct, nov time

[icy vessel]

wow

[wooden pebble]

also

this december dlc might be the final one

after that same as rdo

no more major updates

they really need literally everysingle one to bug fix and bug test

this can lierally take 2 years

a 2 page essay needs proof reading to be perfect.......now just imagine a maassive game

[untold oar]

Imagine

GTA new gen

Standalone online

Then rockstar stops it all

[wooden pebble]

the updates drops... gta+ will still be there

its a great call to cutoff updates

[untold oar]

I mean why even make GTA new gen

[wooden pebble]

dont wanna be playing gta online when theres gta 6 soon

[untold oar]

If it will end up in the same fate

I'm not saying

It's not possible

Considering they put out RDO standalone and now it's completely useless

And they still have ever evolving in the description of it

But if they do make a new gen RDR2

Then your point might really happen

[dreamy sinew]

WHO is on pc?

[wise mantle]

Everyone with the pc role

[junior eagle]

goodbye world

[lethal birch]

Business

[deft canyon]

[primal knoll]

Nice

[sinful orchid]

https://youtu.be/dwRt74nzRmY

[patent breach]

your predictions were always wrong

[slender merlin]

For gta 5 and online maybe. Why would they drop old gen support when gta 6 is coming

[opal tinsel]

‪when will gta 6 come out‬‏ This was later backed by Bloomberg reporter Jason Schreier in a separate Twitter thread, who expects a release date of late 2024 or early 2025. With both these leaks and the previous release dates in mind, we expect GTA 6 to release in October or November of 2024

[slender merlin]

I predict late summer early fall 2023 release

[junior eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[lethal birch]

Enjoy this clip of me nearly destroying my cargo

[little needle]

Thanks i was searching for that

[dense hamlet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hazy hull]

when the flaming car appears during halloween

[green basalt]

oh ron...

[obsidian pivot]

Why does he know what lol means

[abstract cipher]

Lots of love obviously

[meager dock]

LOL the Ratio XD (Payout 35k costed me 25k in Ammo tho)

[blazing ruin]

Imagine using ammo lol

Just get a khanjali and use its free infinite rails

[analog palm]

[blazing ruin]

Ez 5M at the highway. Very satisfying as well, blowing up these stupid npcs that can't drive

[lethal birch]

Take a lazer and you'll earn triple that

[blazing ruin]

Good idea

Haven't been in a public session since the update came out tho

And have hidden the stupid events long b4 that

[abstract cipher]

just go in teh army base and spawn a rhino

blow up the fire trucks and jets

got me 30m damage once

[blazing ruin]

Why do fire trucks cost more?

[abstract cipher]

idk if this is true but when the thing is boutta start and u call 911 and request fire fighters the trucks will spawn at the army base fire hall

i do that all the time if i bother doing the challenge

cus from my exprience they dont spawn if u dont call

[wooden pebble]

u mean always right?

what i get wrong

I predicted the cayo, the tuners, the contract dlcs

[median swift]

fake

[wooden pebble]

thats actually real

but it wasnt supposed to be out

[median swift]

source

[wooden pebble]

1 sec

[wooden pebble]

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-v/thankyou

[median swift]

no shot

[wooden pebble]

this website should not be up

but it got leaked in summer

now they updated it

[median swift]

so

gta 6

[wooden pebble]

gta6 annoucemnt this octm or nov

they just saying one final bai and tnks to gta 5 and online

now soon r* themslefs will post this and say bai

@gleaming spear

which is rightfully

if u invest 40 bucks and get 100 bucks in one
and u invest 20 bucks and get 1000 bucks....y could u not do that

RED DED cost x2 more monies than gta 5 and didnt even make a 10th of money gta 5 made

[patent shoal]

GTA 4 didn’t and still doesn’t need a remaster tbh

[deft canyon]

And also hasnt been out for as long as gta 5

[wooden pebble]

thats not correct

IAM WAS PURELY comparing gamne lauch stats

storymnode

[patent shoal]

There’s just more to do with GTA’s setting than there is with RDR’s

[wooden pebble]

yee its sucks i 100% aGREE WITH U

all i say is i can see y they ditched wverything for gtao

yee

[patent shoal]

💀

[wooden pebble]

bully 2 could never be out in todays omg iam offended standards

gta 6 gonna 100% MOCK AND ROAST SAINTSROW..........

saints row 2 mocked gta 4 saying leaving the stickin liberty city and come join us here......

now after this saints WOKE mess

kekekekekekekk field day for roasting

[faint fiber]

This is entirely untrue lmao

[patent shoal]

GTA VI will still be able to be a good gta game. Not having jokes that “punch down” doesn’t mean they won’t still be able to maintain the franchise’s satirical nature.

[faint fiber]

This guy gets it

[wooden pebble]

they removed some offensive jokes from the def edition people TSHIRTS

u really think they gonna make bully freakin 2?\

[faint fiber]

I'm not saying they are, but your statement that it couldn't release today is untrue

[wooden pebble]

where u puch a kid and hike girls skirts up

it wouldnt

just because of these woke people

and backlash

[faint fiber]

Oh my god, you use woke unironically

[wooden pebble]

omg kekkekekekeekw

thats all i need to know

[faint fiber]

Just because certain societal standards have changed over decades doesn't mean people are gonna go batshit over a sequel to a game where you do some wierd shit

[wooden pebble]

they removed some offensive jokes from the def edition people TSHIRTS

then explain this

y they went out of the way to change offensive jokes

for a game 20 years old

even in gta 5 they removed trans peds

[faint fiber]

Because the game is 20 years old, and things were different? Rockstar wants to change things around and make themselves look good, so removing jokes that very few people could construe as offensive is just how they do that

[faint fiber]

They removed satirical caricatures of drag queens, not transgender npcs

[wooden pebble]

and which is y bully 2 will never happen

have u ever seen the backlash bully 1 received when it was out

[faint fiber]

Yes, which is why the assumption that this generation is more soft about games is untrue

[wooden pebble]

the thing about bully is....they dont understand that u are not the bully.......u stop dem bullies

[faint fiber]

If Dutch actually said the f-slur in rdr2 imo people would have every right to be mad

Yes it's a historically set game but that doesn't make the use of that word okay

But that wouldn't make Rockstar's use of that word in the game okay, the word shouldn't be there in the first place, 1899 or not

[wooden pebble]

makes sense now u are one of those people kekekekekekkw

[faint fiber]

GTA players when people think slurs are bad 🤯

[abstract cipher]

gta car guys when the paint job doesn’t match the one irl by a slight tone

[dusky timber]

my mental capacity goes down every time i read your messages, please stop

[wooden pebble]

sorry

is it the kekkekekekek

[gleaming spear]

Jems

[wooden pebble]

swift

is that u in pfp

[gleaming spear]

@wooden pebble I am gonna roast you if we don't get a gta 6 announcement in Oct

[wooden pebble]

oct or nov

[wooden pebble]

[gleaming spear]

Joking of course😳,but I can see alot of people trying to terminate you if that announcement doesn't happen

[wooden pebble]

.ahh chill chill i was messin with u

sorry 🫂

[wooden pebble]

espically this man @karmic dew

[karmic dew]

Wut

[wooden pebble]

read above kekkekekw

just saying u will be first in the line to roast me if gta 6 didnt get annouced this year

[karmic dew]

[wooden pebble]

[karmic dew]

I would be happy if we get an announcement about gta 6
Also why tf do u think that i will roast you

[wooden pebble]

big hugs and loves

[karmic dew]

[wooden pebble]

[patent shoal]

How to get image perms?

[deft copper]

🙏

[silk wing]

reach level 5 in the server

[patent shoal]

Thx

[whole sonnet]

pro tip: dont leave your deluxo on hover mode if you want to jump out, you wont be getting it back anytime soon

[lethal birch]

isnt that nathaniel b

[late hinge]

Menace

[orchid geyser]

GTA 6 taking place in New York 👀

[faint fiber]

Is this from a new leak?

[idle galleon]

🚮

[mystic wyvern]

Gta v said thanks for playing gta online there going to be onemore hiest and contend for online going to slow down

[half cairn]

yeah you can say bullshits and make people think it's real

GTA 6 will have a femboy protagonist

[wooden pebble]

yee

gta 6 is in vice city with some south american influeces

and imo will also feature gta 4's mew york a bit

in a mission or somthing

still remember them taking down the project that was started that made gta 4 in gta 5 with gta physics

[dark steppe]

Mfw it’s another coast side map

[wooden pebble]

[dark steppe]

Honestly so tired of warm climate maps SAs been fun but I want something colder in atmosphere

[whole sonnet]

just do what rdo did, have multiple environments

swamp, desert, plains, snowy mountains

[dark steppe]

Personally I’d love seasons the way FH4 Did

[whole sonnet]

for honor 4? didnt even know about for honor 2

[deft canyon]

...

Forza horizon 4....

[hushed estuary]

Poorest gta online character

[deft canyon]

Dubsta and toros

[edgy anchor]

real

[midnight kelp]

how tf did I do this

[sick rover]

i want lvl 5 already

its too slow

I just want to send pictures

[patent shoal]

Same man

[wise mantle]

Speak

Write

[lethal birch]

I can be ur angle
or ue devli

[abstract cipher]

angle

[deft canyon]

Why you taking a photo of the TV/monitor instead of a screenshot

[lethal birch]

Laziness

[clever grail]

He just trying to support his nonexistent family. 😂

[eager mesa]

can anyone send a good look for a deuxo? i am not able to figure out

[tight eagle]

Now everyone will die before gta 6

[tame bone]

iFruit 13 Pro

[lethal birch]

GTA 6 screenshot. Thoughts?

[coral flare]

disappointed to know the cars already suck

[light pike]

trying not to look

[dark steppe]

looks like the cops will be easy to evade as well

[edgy anchor]

[dark steppe]

that wasnt sexist i was merely referring to her heels

[little needle]

On some computers gta screenshots are just blacl screens no matter what

[storm mica]

Theres always the two type of people

One being “please arrest me 😩”

The other one being this

[dark steppe]

ok and?

[fickle crag]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxaSzx0-ZJXXmtNONEr0bmLAcNFbN7HJyr

My helicopter became a stripper

[junior eagle]

people in online don't play story mode thats why they neevr learn that left shift slows u down while parachuting

[storm mica]

It’s hilarious

[abstract cipher]

[wooden pebble]

u mean thots?

[lethal birch]

[wooden pebble]

i jsut zoomed

looks like pastic

[hot wraith]

It’s official

[storm mica]

no it's not

[untold oar]

That's the worst concept cover box yet

[patent shoal]

Did sernando make that

[untold oar]

Is that solomon

And a stromberg

💀

[spare copper]

woke up and decided fuck it, og car garage 💯

can confidently confirm it cost me around 9 million.

[crimson terrace]

It won't fit:(

[deft canyon]

Gotta learn how to take a screenshot properly then

[half cairn]

oh my god i am so EXCITED!!!!

please tell us more information PLEESSEEE

[faint fiber]

it isn't official at all lmao

[half cairn]

proof

seems fake to me

i mean real

[faint fiber]

Proof it's official?

[half cairn]

I'm joking, guy

[faint fiber]

Thank god

[obsidian socket]

GTA need new boobs

[half cairn]

i already know rockstar wouldn't take stock photos and use a mobile app to make it art-ish

[faint fiber]

Exactly

[obsidian socket]

Entire game trash if no new boobs

[half cairn]

i mean it's already big enough

IMO)

[obsidian socket]

Can't beleive I'm waiting for this bro to wake up so we can kill melania together

I could legit so it myself rn

[half cairn]

kill who

[obsidian socket]

Melania

[half cairn]

who's melania

[obsidian socket]

From elden ring

[half cairn]

i don't play that

[obsidian socket]

Oh

Same

Wait why tf am I in media

[celest spade]

Saw the original last night, got bored and changed it.

[winter linden]

#Sprunk wins no matter what

[lethal birch]

plottwist

[deft canyon]

You mean... Melina?

[little needle]

Now send that to the eCola crew

[woeful knot]

Not bad for my first big con run in over a year, 3rd dch in over a year, and first big con on pc

[untold oar]

what did you use before pc

[midnight kelp]

All that to end up with 300k 💀

[hot pollen]

It really is magnetic to water 🤪

[woeful knot]

PS4

[untold oar]

D:

[woeful knot]

yeah, because i give my girlfriend 85% because

[celest spade]

@woeful knot Heli, tunnels, driving vehicles or some other method you used to the point?

[woeful knot]

i'll come back to console once i get a PS5 dw

[woeful knot]

heli, always

[untold oar]

D:

[woeful knot]

why D:

[untold oar]

PS5 is in a bit of weird state now

[woeful knot]

eh i've got the money, there's just no stock

and besides, i've grown up on PS so i'ma get one either way

PS1,PS2,XB360,PS4

[untold oar]

I'd only get a PS5 for the exclusives

But I'm not really a fan of them

[woeful knot]

Yeah same pretty much

and to play with friends that have PS

[midnight kelp]

And to get away from the modder plague lmao

[untold oar]

Still don't get why rockstar didn't make cross platform xb and ps

They have social club

There's nothing in their way

[woeful knot]

It's... not as bad as people make it out to be

[woeful knot]

there is actually

Sony

[untold oar]

Why

[midnight kelp]

I literally got killed while inside a property the other day

[woeful knot]

sony is pretty iffy about cross play, especially with PC, because security, and i dont blame them

[midnight kelp]

Sony is a bitch ab crosslplay

[untold oar]

💀

[woeful knot]

even XBs can be cracked pretty easily

[elder shore]

there are games on ps4 that are cross play

[untold oar]

Not the new ones I think

obviously there are

[woeful knot]

it's been done iirc

[untold oar]

Otherwise everyone would hate Sony more than rockstar 💀

[midnight kelp]

Mostly cod n stuff

[elder shore]

i would love playing gta with xbox players

since i heard they are toxic af

[woeful knot]

yet you can only play offline with cracked PS4s and PS5 hasn't been cracked yet, so W to sony

[untold oar]

Not really

I think both new gen consoles are protected

[gleaming spear]

Dude thought that his friend tased him💀.I really love sabotaging mcs who do stand your ground using the arcade drone

[dusky timber]

the real loser is not ecola, but you and your wallet

[dusky timber]

this mf be on the macbeth whisky team

jager though

[hazy hull]

lol

[mystic jay]

lol

[deft canyon]

Aw hell naw

[latent cairn]

Weirdos

[woeful knot]

screenshot is my friends, my end screenshot didnt save

[celest spade]

looks nice.

[turbid shard]

is this canon now?

[signal quail]

manipulated and gaslighted
https://youtu.be/K-T8YdaGdpA

[wooden pebble]

someones getting used

keeeeeeeeeekekekekeek

[gleaming spear]

Getting free kills off these tryhards wannabes who placed sticky bombs on the ground near them

[deft canyon]

Tryna protect your identity, i see

Understandable tbh

[blazing ruin]

They said I could bring a plane to the meet so I did 🤳🖥️

[deft canyon]

They werent wrong ig

[lethal birch]

Most multiplayer games i have on ps are crossplay. This is on rockstar tbh

[lethal birch]

anyone wanna see my old ass pc

[hot wraith]

You should be

[unique quartz]

Drink up

[lethal birch]

[unique quartz]

[lethal birch]

[unique quartz]

Lzz

[lethal birch]

😂

[junior forge]

“You know nothing abt me kiddo”

☠️

[dapper mesa]

What...

Send it lmao

[dapper mesa]

Yo wow

[woeful knot]

It was her heist lol

[woeful knot]

Yeah, randos often add people when they post media w/h names

[deft canyon]

Well, i thought it was cuz you would get followed in every session

[woeful knot]

[grand jetty]

Sheesh

I'm boutta order pizza

[lethal birch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-sure-you-sure-about-that-dog-watching-gif-26139783

wot type tho

[tardy stone]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @still lynx

[woeful knot]

TIL there's a hospital here

after like 7 years playing this game

[blazing ruin]

Where even are you?

[blazing ruin]

The fuck

Oh yeah

[woeful knot]

there's a fire station across the street too

[blazing ruin]

There's a fire station as well right?

Ah yes

I've been there b4

Didn't see the hospital tbh

[woeful knot]

you cant respawn at it in story, probs why i never knew it existed

[blazing ruin]

The fire station is across the street?

Isn't it on the same street?

[woeful knot]

'Street' meaning the sidestreet

[blazing ruin]

Drove by many times and never noticed the big letter saying hospital lmao

I think I've been inside the fire station tho

[woeful knot]

lmao neither

[woeful knot]

[patent shoal]

Leaked photo of GTA VI protagonist ^

[half cairn]

looks female enough

[wooden pebble]

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bongos-cat-dancing-vibe-edited-gif-19250605

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-vibe-gif-20527061

[woeful knot]

@wooden pebble Proud of this

full chip safe, pretty much all legit

[lethal birch]

Where is that vault

Im what building

[silk wing]

thats the office

[lethal birch]

Office?

Like maze bank?

[silk wing]

any of the offices, yeah

[lethal birch]

Any office w a vault

But I got Maze bank building without 1

How do I get one

[silk wing]

you buy the safe

[lethal birch]

How much is it

[woeful knot]

there's one in the ceo office if you buy it, and one in the penthouse if you buy the office

[lethal birch]

K thx

[deft canyon]

How do you get chips in there? From casino?

[woeful knot]

Ye

1m = 1 stack

12m = full

[deft canyon]

Wow, thats a lot of gamba

[woeful knot]

lol

[wooden pebble]

pretty much

[celest spade]

And you say you legit?

[wooden pebble]

he didnt say legit

he said pretty much kekekekkekekekekwk

[woeful knot]

yeah like 500k was me being lazy and getting my friend to rig blackjack

otherwise, all legit

[wooden pebble]

rig u say

ur friend rigged everything without u knowing kekekekekekkkw

[woeful knot]

1. they have to be in the casino for it to be rigged,
2. i'd know if it was rigged or not

because it's really easy to tell

[wooden pebble]

easy to tell

iam was in ghost without ur knowing

[woeful knot]

dealer always busts no matter the hand, kind of easy to tell

they could draw 2x2s and they'd still bust

[celest spade]

Mf dealer got 3 blackjacks out of 4 hands one time. And you legit beat this shit?

[wooden pebble]

his briend rig it little less so he wouldnt figure out]

[woeful knot]

there's only one way lmao

[woeful knot]

yes lel

[celest spade]

[wooden pebble]

how long it took

and how much u have

[woeful knot]

few weeks

currently have 13m

nearly 14m

[wooden pebble]

www.W.com

[woeful knot]

Oh nvm i was way off

@wooden pebble

[pearl fern]

this car randomly spawned here

thats not my car, my car is the pink honda

[wooden pebble]

@celest spade

this is sus

[woeful knot]

bruh thanks game

[wooden pebble]

the fact u forgot ur count by 2 mill

[woeful knot]

1m*

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-suspect-among-us-gif-18663592

[woeful knot]

u s e l e s s

[pearl fern]

i cant modify it

im on a only invite session

[woeful knot]

lmao both blackjack @wooden pebble

[celest spade]

It might be Exotic car.

[celest spade]

Now you are bs us.

[wooden pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/critical-ops-we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-hacking-hack-gif-20964053

kekew i love u, but its heckin

[woeful knot]

It's not xD

i dont use any Modmenus xD

[wooden pebble]

ur briend

not u

[woeful knot]

last time i played with my friend was like

3 weeks ago

lol

[celest spade]

I forgot when was the last time i got Blackjack, since I don't use mod menus.

[woeful knot]

[wooden pebble]

[lethal birch]

Tryna improve my Engineer fit but idk how

[junior eagle]

need a dispenser here

[lethal birch]

I would find the glove but I dont think its anywhere around

[thorny bolt]

Looking for opinions, should I sell this or keep it?

[little stream]

Won't really get anything from selling it

So you might as well keep it

[thorny bolt]

I'd say 120k aint bad for a dominator.

[lethal birch]

Just don’t fucking Sell it ans keep the car

Problem solved👍

[blazing ruin]

Muscle class tho?

I think you get that problem mostly on sports class

Having to go from blista compact to penumbra ff in 15 seconds

[clever grail]

Airplane

Very realistic sounding

[ocean siren]

Who has fps in the bottom middle of their screen

I mean if your testing your pc and stuff then

[clever grail]

Yes it’s a benchmark

[lethal birch]

i have a strong urge to scream at you

[deft canyon]

... since you are a console player, let me explain to you - the PC version has an in-built benchmark tool, the one thats shown by that guy, and the FPS counter is there by the game to let you know your framerate, you cannot reposition it.

[ocean siren]

understandable

[ocean siren]

My apologies

[lethal birch]

hey im kidding 😂

[wise mantle]

What is this

[lethal birch]

juggernaut

with flight helmet

[thorn trail]

excuse me what on earth is that

[lethal birch]

fees

you've avoiding paying your taxes

unfortunately they found you

[astral basin]

Even the greatest criminals can't escape the IRS

[sinful orchid]

how to get this car

[junior eagle]

the same place where u buy all the super cars at

online

[fathom crystal]

visual glitch

Happens w/ modded heists depend on how you set the heist up.

[wise mantle]

Damn thats sick

I love the safari

Might be what ive been looking for this whole time

[random yacht]

I still get a kick out the Roosevelt 😆

[random yacht]

love this shot

[paper lion]

things u sent are stunning too

[rough sage]

that was... close

[stiff mantle]

Fucckkkkkk

[fickle ocean]

on my toes 24/7

[abstract cipher]

just drive straight towards them and c4 the rocket blows up on the floor

with the nerfed rockets it wont even hit if theyre too close to u

[fickle ocean]

Eh i couldn’t be bothered i’m just driving

[abstract cipher]

teach those kids some lessons

[random yacht]

not sure what that means, but you herby have "the taste"

I almost never do black because i hate the garage lighting in this game (don't even get me started lol) but white looks great on most cars (and white with red interior is often *chef kiss)

I mean as long as you're not using neon paint, bennys wheels with white walls on modern cars, f1 wheels... you're ahead of the curve lol

"modded" cars are 🤢 🤮

Head over to the vehicles channel and post some of your stuff. Lots of good advice

[wise mantle]

[random yacht]

def post on vehicles channel. if they are "modded" you might get some shit but we'll def help

[hollow sail]

sold for 790k on nightclub in a full lobby

[abstract cipher]

richmon

[random yacht]

Okay, Discord likes to absolutely butcher compression but thought I'd test here.

here is a "Scorsese shot" of the GTT

[wise mantle]

That is awesome

I would pay if u made this from my fave car so i can put it as live wallpaper lmao

[random yacht]

what car?

ima do a few today

[wise mantle]

Wait idk rly now that i think about it

Gimme 5mins

[random yacht]

kew. send me a pic of yours and I'll try to match it

[wise mantle]

Aight lemme see what i can find

Gotta load online

[junior eagle]

GTA Online be like

[delicate junco]

how do you take these pictures?

[random yacht]

R* editor. You record a clip, then go to story mode (unfortunately can only be launched in story mode) and go to R* Editor.

If you want the blur you need Photoshop though

[random yacht]

sociopath edgelord

[coral flare]

average rockstar games twitter follower fr

[random yacht]

"i DiDn'T gEt WhAt tHe yOuTuBeRs ToLd mE i wOuLd!"

It will never cease to amaze me just how entitled and self-absorbed the video game audience is.

[faint fiber]

"Don't tweet until GTA 6"

[random yacht]

another "Scorsese shot." This time of the Blade

irl its a '64/65 Ford Falcon. I really wish the grill was more true-to-life. In-game the grill leans more toward Impala 😦

[deft canyon]

I dont like how the front end is higher than the rear end for this car

[random yacht]

yeah, its like a semi-gasser. No Bueno imo

[queen kernel]

Woa no way

Sry man why mad bruh?

[random yacht]

for obvious reasons. don't ask questions in bad faith. you know damn well why

[queen kernel]

Smh ima deleete bruh

[tidal sail]

GTA 5 Car Meet Cinematic - Overthinker By INZO
https://youtu.be/yy2LbMIxJRY

[blazing ruin]

16 vehicles togheter, no npc cars included

[green basalt]

havok kinda fun do

[orchid geyser]

It sucks the CEO vehicles version isn’t the one you own

[finite light]

Perseus

[green basalt]

they all suck in that way

anyways i own a brickade lol

[orchid geyser]

get ur car repaired

[green basalt]

no

[orchid geyser]

y not

[random yacht]

OBLIGITORY: I fucking hate the garage lighting in this game

[lethal birch]

Hey anybody online?

[mystic cipher]

Yep

Prob gonna hop off

[lethal birch]

Awhh dam

[stiff mantle]

The NPC lmao

Drove by flipping me off 😂

[formal imp]

created a solo lobby and found a cop walking around

[random yacht]

I only got two shots done today!
But hey at least Discord doesn't compress the shit out of them... /s

[lethal birch]

L

[half cairn]

consider uploading them to imgur and put the links here

loads faster and keeps that high quality

[little needle]

How the actual fuck

[lethal birch]

thought you had a halo on in the second picture 😭

good photo though

[lucid burrow]

why can’t i share photos

[finite light]

That was intentional.
Also, thanks!

[finite light]

You need to be Level 5.

[lucid burrow]

damn

[lethal birch]

Oh nice creativity,

[deft canyon]

I only use that garage to dump my less used cars in

Auto shop garage has better lighting

[woeful knot]

mmm first cayo on PC

[lost knot]

hi am hosting races in gta (motocross,enduro,rally and flat tracks if you are interested please dm me🙏

[wise mantle]

Bro is a villain

[celest spade]

I remembered the Halloween event.

[crimson terrace]

@buoyant compass Willard Faction, Custom Donk (Benny)

[buoyant compass]

bruhhh

i want that

[heady totem]

yay

[dusky frost]

WHAT CAR IS THIS?

[dusky frost]

Is that stuck lololol

[stiff mantle]

Fuck my life lmao fuck this claw machine

[dusky frost]

Try eating snacks near it or running at the machine you might be able to get it loose but wtf I’ve never seen it stuck before

[stiff mantle]

6 hours and I she gets stuck in the roof wtf haha

She's legit in. I'd air now in the center of it haha

She's legit froze in mid air I had to reset lol this game is gonna rage me

Lucky lol

[gleaming spear]

He got instant karma for trying to blow up my Scramjet💀

[coral flare]

@steep flame

[steep flame]

photoshoped

[steep flame]

video proof

[coral flare]

let me teleport to september 26th of last year and i got you

the last time i did cayo

[steep flame]

[lethal birch]

average mod menu user

[molten compass]

I finally did the impossible.....

[stark crow]

w

[junior forge]

You did what i wanted to do

Only thing stopping me is the finding letter scraps ufo stuff

Any collectible tbh

too lazy

[sand cipher]

What happened here ? How i get the kill

[wise tangle]

I'll look

[sand cipher]

It makes no sense to me

[abstract cipher]

maybe bro touched u slightly then crashed

[deft rivet]

Oh I see

[abstract cipher]

and game gave u kill

[molten compass]

If you have any gta online trophies I can help

[brazen basin]

Does anyone know where this is on the map cuz I need help?

[sand cipher]

I was so confused i was looking for him

[wise tangle]

the missile could have back tracked, so it glitched where it didn't hit him but it also did @sand cipher

[junior forge]

I think i gotta do like all of em ngl

[sand cipher]

I triedd looking back to see him but cant see

[deft rivet]

The missile you shot was traveling and he continued to go forward so he clipped the back of the missile.

[sand cipher]

I shot homing off missiles tho?

They could not have followed him

[wise tangle]

yeah I rewatched it and that is gta physically impossible

it completely missed him

[sand cipher]

He left after that too

Could it be lag or desync?

[wise tangle]

and even if it did hit, he would've crashed into the ground and would've counted as suicide

[brazen basin]

Anyone?

[sand cipher]

Yeah 1 homing doesnt kill a jet

[deft rivet]

Yes it does

[wise tangle]

it doesn't

not a starling

[deft rivet]

Oh that's a starling? I thought. Hydra.

[sand cipher]

Lazer maybe but not hydra

I remember lazer can also survive one

[storm mica]

that is most definitely a hydra

[deft rivet]

Oh, yea it does. Non upgraded hydra dies to one

[sand cipher]

I remember free aiming lazer and it doesnt die from 1 missile

[faint fiber]

He's a little special

[sand cipher]

U cant upgrade lazer/hydra tho

[silk wing]

an rpg can kill a lazer with 1, a homing cant

[wise tangle]

yea

[sand cipher]

Im still confused

[deft rivet]

Yes you can

[storm mica]

u can't

[wise tangle]

same

[storm mica]

only the colors

[sand cipher]

U can paint them

Nothing else

My Lazer has bennys wheels and tinted windows tho💀💀

[storm mica]

did u shoot the hydra with ur mg or smth

cus if u did and he crashes then sometimes it counts as ur kill

[sand cipher]

That was our first encounter

[deft rivet]

Ah, I assumed all could be upgraded with armor, haven't messed with hangar. Maybe the Hydra had taken enough damage already?