gta-media

[past fox]

There's a limit to how much you can get in an hour anyway so its kinda dumb to be excited for those numbers but I guess if you wanna show off

[idle galleon]

wdym goodbye?

[past fox]

It's getting nerfed

Probably gonna stick to the sparrow since its getting chaff too

[idle galleon]

ah ok

[wheat blade]

Mk1 no nerfed🤣

[past fox]

Probably gonna buy it since I have trade price on it lol

[idle galleon]

any moddermen here, care to explain what i just went through in a on-call pac standard finale. it started, i got into car. the host seemed to kick us out of our cars, and suddenly it sort of glitched out. we then completed the finale in an instant. first time this happened in all my years

[valid sparrow]

[past fox]

Doesn't mean the limit stopped existing lol

[past fox]

A little more info here, if this doesn't apply to you then you're one lucky son of a bitch
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/nj9xbt/psapcsolo_cayo_perico_heist_replay_glitch_payout/

[fleet mountain]

Just experienced one of the best MK2 players out there

[past fox]

Sometimes their genius, it's quite frightening

[valid sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ImtlmBFzMyQ

DAMN

[forest cave]

Wow

What’s so good about ign clan

[valid sparrow]

nothing tbh

[forest cave]

What’s the best clan

[past fox]

The one you make

Just kidding it's Lost join the Lost, best clan better than IGN

[hidden pagoda]

Lmao

[elfin arrow]

damn, over a hundred contracts and you can almost afford a can of soda!

[hidden pagoda]

YOURE DAMN RIGHT I CAN

[blazing ruin]

Kd farm

[blazing ruin]

Nothing, it's just public and large

[elfin arrow]

hosing down those aliens with a lazer was fun when those were a thing

absolute massacre

[valid sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8jiJdDLsMH8

[forest cave]

Are u at work now

[blazing ruin]

Yes, why?

[forest cave]

Just asking

[tacit nest]

23 Mio

[sullen bolt]

ITS HAPPENIGN!!!!!!!!!

[lethal birch]

No

Its not

[forest cave]

It’s fake

[lethal birch]

Yeah 2gb that quick

[lethal birch]

I hatevy

[elfin river]

i’m getting 100Mbps lmaoooo

[elfin arrow]

microsoft servers aren't that fast

i don't think i've ever gotten more than 250 on xbox

steam can easily do 1gbps

[elfin river]

250 what?

[elfin arrow]

mbps

[brazen gulch]

ps5

[elfin river]

i’ve gotten either 1870 or mayeb it was around 500 idk

it was awhile ago

[elfin arrow]

that was probably a peak

[brazen gulch]

not out on pc yet tho

sadness

[elfin river]

i’m already loaded into online

[forest cave]

I’m in the game

[elfin river]

full ahh servers

[kindred grotto]

sad

[elfin river]

going to ammunition

[brazen gulch]

well at least not epic

[topaz trench]

postlude

[elfin river]

shortcuts

[quiet marsh]

Ps5 Def out

[brazen gulch]

FINALLLYYYY

[elfin river]

CLEAN AHH CAR IN SOUTHERN SA

[pastel mantle]

Out on pc

[brazen gulch]

SHOW SHOW HWWOWWo

[topaz trench]

Ruiner4

[brazen gulch]

dub

[spiral epoch]

capppp

[woven shore]

Not trust worthy enough, show it in the board, because I assume you don’t have it

[spiral epoch]

exactly

[rocky thicket]

mf literally updated the wiki 1 sec after release

[spiral epoch]

is it back tho?

[woven shore]

I’m not stupid tho, but okay

[raw rose]

anybody else who get in the story mode, like the first mission

[quiet marsh]

'precision rifle'

No mods besides tints ;-;

[sudden badge]

Trash

[spiral idol]

that looks pretty good

Design wise anyways, gameplay idk

[quiet marsh]

Sniper category, seems just a better musket

10 per clip

No scope

[lethal birch]

Wtf is that

[quiet marsh]

Nothing cool about it yet

[gleaming spear]

So the M16 is dripfeed content?😔💔

[quiet marsh]

Probably

[quiet marsh]

Yeah cars seem kinda mid

One new one southern

[sudden badge]

It’s trash

I’m the new mission if you want to use it

Just looks cool

[molten pulsar]

cool update bros

[wooden garnet]

zamn

quality content 😋

[valid sparrow]

Trynna get home while in the traffic jam

[glad quiver]

And you have no gta to play

[valid sparrow]

Weird avatar you got going

[glad quiver]

It is like gta

[valid sparrow]

A regime responsible for millions of deaths?

[glad quiver]

Gta kills your soul

[blazing ruin]

You should change ur pfp b4 a mod makes u @glad quiver

[paper ibex]

best feature

fuck the new cars

Entering Online les go

[misty moss]

ACTUALLY NORMAL SHORTS WOOOOOOOO

[carmine jasper]

We’re fucking gaming boys 😂

[misty moss]

denim skirts, interesting

and new laced leather pants in the leather pants section

some closed new light biker jackets

[edgy violet]

Can I send a video here. Just did one of those ammunation bunker missions

[misty moss]

interesting new shirts

new dresses

[blazing ruin]

I'm yet to find those

[misty moss]

HOLY SHT MINIDRESSES

WOOOOOOO

new loafers

since finance and felony

also new flip flosp since BEACH BUMS

[blazing ruin]

Funny how different ppl react differently to the same update

[misty moss]

they do be adding the george washington jays

new biker boots too

shiny rubber ones

[hollow lagoon]

😎

[hollow lagoon]

Mk2 missiles are trash now and it's amazing

[torn fractal]

ugh

[lethal birch]

Ok they suck

[hollow lagoon]

They suck so hard now 😄

Even police chopper can evade them

I think they should have removed the homing alltogether but oh well

This is a great step already

[lethal birch]

wouldn't make much of a difference tbh

[hollow lagoon]

Mk2 in a nutshell now

The amount of idiots in public sessions now is amazing

EVERY MK2 PLAYER IS LIKE THAT

They are so fucking dumb man

[sleek crane]

bro my fist is better than mk2

[hollow lagoon]

I had multiple Mk2s chasing me from ONeils Ranch all the way into the city

And they couldn't kill me

[molten pulsar]

how hard did they nerf the mk2?

[hollow lagoon]

No aim = No kill

Basically

[molten pulsar]

zamn

[woven shore]

Don’t use missiles, go with the explosive guns on it

[sleek crane]

imo not that hard but its a noticeable nerf

[mellow flicker]

Lol everyone's gonna start using explosive MGs for mk2 now

[hollow lagoon]

I always used them

If I use the Mk2, I atleast use it with style

[sleek crane]

i dont use mk2 at all unless im traveling around the map

[hollow lagoon]

I prefer half-track tho

[lethal birch]

ima sell my mk2😭

[sleek crane]

W

[mellow flicker]

I just use my mk2 for travel

[sleek crane]

wait u can sell mk2?

[lethal birch]

i cant aim for shit so i might as well just sell it

[forest tapir]

i thought they removed trans npcs?

[blazing ruin]

Why did you shoot them?

[forest tapir]

they were in a car i stole and i noticed it so i shot them so they wouldnt run

[rocky mist]

where tf is second box

[frail condor]

Why wouldn't you?

[valid sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kWxmYLvY5rs

Anyone had this happen to them before?

[supple merlin]

Looks like potato pc with old hdd and shit memory

Possibly recorded on laptop

Orrrrrr, console

[lethal birch]

hacker money????

[supple merlin]

not my account lol

[crimson terrace]

True Agent

[cerulean mist]

GTA Drifting is back. As of the new "the criminal enterprises update" gta 5 drifting has had some major changes. This video discusses the new changes, which are a massive step in the right direction, and huge for the GTA drifting and car communities. Thank you rockstar.

https://youtu.be/sJ_s_mTKU0g

[flat path]

if he was sane he would spam missiles from higher up

[plain hare]

how tf

[plain hare]

Same for you

[plain hare]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-talk-gif-12541470

[hollow lagoon]

Still wouldn't help

[silver patio]

AYO

[sharp obsidian]

It's the 2009 Dodge Charger

It's a regular FBI car

It's with the new IAA missions

[hollow lagoon]

@keen ibex

[keen ibex]

Those aren’t trans npcs… they’re basically drag queens

[hollow lagoon]

Was being chased by two Mk2s and a molotok and they all spammed missiles and failed to kill me. Went from Sandy Shores til the northern city

[keen ibex]

Niceeee

This is cool I guess

[bronze tree]

What do you guys think?

[oblique nest]

All look like shit

[edgy anchor]

🚮

[frail condor]

people already ruining update cars man

[hollow lagoon]

Just did a bike delivery as MC

HOLY SHIT

[polar badger]

yooo wtf

[inner oar]

YOOOO LES GO

[mortal panther]

it's basically the auto shop cars

[night sun]

might just be the first deilivery bonus

[mortal panther]

but i've yet to get any bikes

[dusty flare]

how wtf

[hollow lagoon]

Even just half of it is great

That took like 2 min

[night sun]

its 3x bonus atm

[devout sapphire]

How much is the new car

The green one

[dusty flare]

is it just one mission, or for some time

[polar badger]

how big's the update btw?

[mortal panther]

Your picture or?

[inner oar]

isn't the bonus permanent

[bronze tree]

I bought the car, and it's my wish what I wanna do with the car

[night sun]

just one and i think theres a 2x week going on for mc atm so it might have stacked for 5x

[bronze tree]

1.6m

[plush ether]

knew something bad was gonna happen

The Doomsday Scenario all over again

[indigo wigeon]

i just wacked all of them before hacking the 2nd one

[devout sapphire]

Is the new cortina car good

[night sun]

its not as bad as doomsday atleast

[devout sapphire]

Whatever the fuck it is

[frail condor]

Keeping it real

[plush ether]

i killed all of the juggernauts outside the server room, i didnt know there were more on the server room

[night sun]

they spawn in there

[plush ether]

the first part was a damn horror game

i was thinking i should do this with randoms

[night sun]

the breathing was fed

[indigo wigeon]

u can hear them through locked doors that u cant enter, but detonating sticky bombs on the walls will kill them through the wall

[plush ether]

oh thanks i knew something was behind those damn locked doors lmao, i tried going in and i heard some scary ass air sound

[wooden garnet]

shits ight

most random pic i ever taken 🛌

[keen belfry]

This update trash 🗑

[bronze tree]

You can keep yours that way and mine this way zD

[frail condor]

wheels are 🔥 🗑️

[wooden garnet]

boo

[latent mist]

Thank God I took out the juggernauts at the bottom level while asleep

[lethal birch]

Guys with the new nerf on the cayo perico, what is the max payout you can get?

[latent mist]

Idk haven't done it yet

Oh alr

[lethal birch]

bruh I almost got a heart attack

Wait time?

Dang

Well finally it not that suck

[lethal birch]

awww, you have to do other activities instead of grinding cayo perico solo for hours on hours?

[fast rain]

Yeah

Full auto

[mortal panther]

how did you get it? spawned in with it or?

[fast rain]

Yes mod menu

My account is very very broken

[mortal panther]

right so it's not legit

nvm then

[fast rain]

Nope it’s dripfed

I didn’t even touch a mod menu today

My acct is like pre loaded to have stuff automatically. I can buy cars that aren’t released every update.

[crystal minnow]

they nerfed the pay

[hollow lagoon]

When they feel mighty in their Nightshark

[lethal birch]

Cliffy Juggies its back

I knew it

[lethal birch]

[hollow lagoon]

I swear man griefers now switching to everything else, thinking it will carry them like the Mk2 did

[lethal birch]

For shoah

I hate those Griefers Mofos

[snow spear]

Business as usual in the Nightclub after the update.

[lethal birch]

@hollow thistle

Ffs can't send photos

[hollow thistle]

dm me it

[lethal birch]

Alr

[snow spear]

Need to level up for images. Level five or ten.

[bronze tree]

Is this car fast btw

[green basalt]

u can cargo bob it

[frail condor]

why is your aim so robotic

[hidden pagoda]

How much does it earn

[topaz oracle]

Who is good at making outfits

[topaz oracle]

I got 150k

[hidden pagoda]

Is it with stock or how does it work

[topaz oracle]

I actually don’t know

I just delivered it to get the AirPods

[lost wolf]

@crisp grotto @slender merlin

[crisp grotto]

Well it didn’t work for me… i’ll try again

[slender merlin]

lscm patched I tried it this morning

[crisp grotto]

Same

No dice

[lost wolf]

I mean not saying ur 100% wrong but this dude knows his stuff

[slender merlin]

He might have not tried it yet or maybe there’s another method. Confirmed with 2 others the car merge is patched

[lost wolf]

Maybe there’s a new workaround

[crisp grotto]

Try it out, maybe you can figure something out we missed

[lost wolf]

Maybe

[slender merlin]

I hope so

Not sure why they patched merges. Doesn’t hurt anyone

[crisp grotto]

I know

Like director mode outfit glitch

Hurts nobody

[slate raven]

The audi is electric 😭🤮

Disappointing

[cerulean mist]

New Customisation options have been added to 6 past cars with the release of GTA 5's new Criminal Enterprises DLC. This video showcases all of the new customisation options for each updated car, which include new liveries, bumpers, spoilers and other cosmetic upgrades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJJF9tqjyHE

[lethal birch]

not anymore

[hidden pagoda]

@molten lily

[bronze tree]

There's a different way to do it

[hidden pagoda]

I did some missions a couple of years ago

[slender merlin]

Wtf is a clubhouse contract

[hidden pagoda]

The missions in the meeting room

You Know you can choose between 3 missions

[hexed swan]

lolol used to grind the fuck outta those things for 20k each

[hidden pagoda]

And double money rn

[peak flame]

One a scale from 1 to 10 how Saul am I

[icy moat]

wtf, who search porn in wiki

[worldly anchor]

what’s the best muzzle for special carbine mk2

[feral torrent]

Hair

[hidden pagoda]

On my testicles

[twin aspen]

its making darth vader breathing noises

[wooden pebble]

going back to the hellhole after 5 years

scary

brah mf scared me brah

[gleaming spear]

[feral torrent]

Crap pay

But fun I guess

[leaden knoll]

gta cops

[feral torrent]

😱

[leaden knoll]

🤯

[twin aspen]

xd

[feral torrent]

Why blood

[twin aspen]

ketchup

[wooden pebble]

10x better alone they atmosphere is creppy

[twin aspen]

gta has become horror game

[wooden pebble]

the one at the entrace to this server really got me

[twin aspen]

jesus christ the juggernaut footstep sounds are the most disturbing horrifying sound ever @wooden pebble

[loud jetty]

i have angered the people

[lethal birch]

They're ANDROIDS

[wooden pebble]

[hidden flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713241008774578241/1001556562139164863/Grand_Theft_Auto_V_2022.07.26_-_20.26.15.06.DVR_Trim.mp4

mk2 bros currently on suicide watch

[frozen pike]

sidewalk near dock is actually sand textured as concrete that acts like sand 🗿

[lethal birch]

That the new doomsday

[hidden flower]

It's the final mission

Easy as piss and boring

Did it solo

Don't even think I got hit first try

[hidden flower]

Can you own those IAA badges now without glitches

[forest cave]

No

[wooden garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729831858589794360/1001561761595543692/yoo.mp4

mk2s still be mk2s 🛌

[distant wigeon]

They got tom hanks in this game now

[mystic flume]

Finally got the random event spawn

[forest cave]

Which event is this

[mystic flume]

Service rifle

M16

[forest cave]

Oh it’s actually real

[mystic flume]

Didn’t get a part though might be glitched

But yeah I investigated a blue dot and led me to a shootout with a juggernaut

[quick river]

My stuff went back to normal pay wtf?

[tacit nest]

Tell pavel its explosiv

New Animation with stromberg on kosatka

[lethal birch]

aw man, this isn't happening

[vital thistle]

nice update rockstar. really outdid yourselves this time!!!

[lethal birch]

💀

[forest cave]

That glitch was there before update as well

[vital thistle]

Never had it b4. I’ve been getting more white screens and sessions problems too now anyway

[hollow lagoon]

I trapped a godmode user

[lethal birch]

How?

taking a dump

[forest cave]

You do realise u can kill them while they are like that so that they don’t spawn when the alarm goes off

[lethal birch]

there's no way we all got jumpscared in that mission

[forest cave]

I didn’t

[lethal birch]

yea me too

[crimson terrace]

It's D.O.O.M. time!

[bronze tree]

@south bluff here

[south bluff]

mid mine better

[lost wolf]

#memes-and-shitposting

[whole cape]

The compression Jesus

[lost wolf]

I didn’t see anything wrong

[whole cape]

Seemed a bit pixelated lmao

[leaden knoll]

sorry lmao didnt know that existed

[scenic summit]

bloody legend

🤣🤣

[hollow lagoon]

I am big smort

[lost wolf]

I know they want us to check out the new cars but damn chill

[hollow lagoon]

@keen ibex

[keen ibex]

LMAO

Bruh someone did that to me in the hair salon but I blew kisses at them so they drove off and left me alone

[misty moss]

someone had posted the new heist amounts, does someone still have that image please?

[hollow lagoon]

Yeah that dude had the audacity to attack me so I waited til he ran out of missiles and for some reason went into the ammu nation. Then I trapped him and enjoyed the show

[keen ibex]

LMAO

[worldly anchor]

like my outfit?

[hollow lagoon]

Screams tryhards to me

If that was your goal then congrats

[worldly anchor]

it is but i’m not a bad tryhard

[scenic summit]

Bro was only tryna cop the new precision rifle 🤣

[hollow lagoon]

It was so funny tho

I looked at his blip on the map like looking at my Hamster in a cage moving around

He was my little guinea pig

[worldly anchor]

anyone have a crew that’s VERY similar to this crew color

[noble breach]

https://youtu.be/B4M7wk8kmRA

[tame bone]

Create ur own crew and select this color

[mortal panther]

dunno how people enjoy this in the least disrespectful way possible i just see this as boring, when you could have some dynamic fight in the city with rooftops and allyways no people pick the fucking runway of a airport

[noble breach]

it's more of a testament of skill, it's sniper heavy and it's also harder to kek ppl at airport

[mortal panther]

he decided your run was over

[lost wolf]

Clearly skill issue

[mortal panther]

yeah but i just don't find that fun regardless if i win or not during it, it's just point and click, like i could go play day of the tentacle and get a better experience at that point and click adventure than using a sniper on the runway

But if you find it fun or think it makes you look more skilled, more power to ya

[deft canyon]

[hollow lagoon]

Based of my GTAO char

[worldly anchor]

it’s modded

[tame bone]

U can edit crew colors via this code on chrome

[lethal birch]

[lost wolf]

Bruh not that hard lol

[tame bone]

Just inspect file and then look up on yt

[lost wolf]

Just put in that hex code on the website and save

[worldly anchor]

i don’t have pc idiot

sorry that was meant for the other guy

[tame bone]

np

I can create it for u when i open up gta

[blazing ruin]

I can taste this

[tame bone]

Limon

Is gonna be great on my fifth prius

[lethal birch]

@vale aurora

[worldly anchor]

ikr it’s great

[blazing ruin]

I just said I can taste it, I didn't say it was good

[worldly anchor]

no i’m saying it’s great that you can taste it

[blazing ruin]

I don't wanna taste it tho

[indigo solstice]

it literally auto downloaded 2 other updates before the one i actually wanna play

[scenic summit]

😭

[dark steppe]

you draw that?

[idle patrol]

Yay! Lvl 5!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785616419592732673/998952755332927569/ezgif-5-93fed95c53.gif

[bitter steeple]

no shit

[copper night]

Any one do money drops on gta

[idle patrol]

BTW I think those are two new hairstyles

[lethal birch]

Guys about the coldown do i need to stay in gta for 3h or i can just leave gta and wait 3h in real life

[gleaming spear]

You can leave GTA and can wait 3 hours in real life.

[grand sandal]

Im in an invite only session trying to do special cargo but it wont let me???? I thought we were allowed to with this update?

[crystal island]

you can
you just cant use your terrorbyte

[grand sandal]

Bruh but then i have to make my assistant do it

It doesnt give me an option to do it myself when i go to the warehouse

Unless theres another way

[astral pebble]

Wearing unreleased Bigfoot outfit while doing a wheely on a 360 blue bmx

[stray yew]

Disappointed with the Camaro pricing

[dusky plank]

These mf startin to really piss me off man. R* know what they doin

[dense spruce]

How come my media tab is locked

[cerulean mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRx6jtXA-ag&t=1s

@azure cape

[misty moss]

thats damn good, i got a comm of mine!

[wooden pebble]

can u try that exact colour?

[inner steeple]

Yea saw that, they should be marked with the blue icon

[misty moss]

?

[wooden pebble]

blue pants not black

[misty moss]

well i didnt draw it anyways but its all good imo

[wooden pebble]

[hollow lagoon]

@whole copper

[whole copper]

Whoever this was needs to uninstall

But gg

[hollow lagoon]

Every griefer is like that now

They have no brain whatsoever

[dark steppe]

Same here

[misty moss]

[dark steppe]

its pretty good for what it is since my friend has a hard time drawing cars

[hollow lagoon]

[abstract cipher]

Literally right after I just promoted

Him and dave

[low carbon]

i am not going to promote this damn nightclub brah we all know i didnt buy it for shits n giggles

[hollow lagoon]

OH BOI

[low carbon]

considering my ass is gonna be waiting for dripfeed for 12 fucking weeks i might as well do some unlocking of things

agency decorations, arcade trophies, etc

mayne nightclub trophies but

[hollow lagoon]

I got them all

How do you even got a plusie

I legit sat there for 6 hours and got not a single one

[low carbon]

do you have the camheads unlocks doe

[dark steppe]

i've got 2 plushies from the stupid machine and im never getting more because i value my sanity

[hollow lagoon]

But you can confirm you CAN get one?

[low carbon]

you get a bear mask, handful of tshirts, and a pile of vhs tapes

[dark steppe]

yeah

[hollow lagoon]

Imma go there now

[low carbon]

the big deal was that camheadz was only available to buy for halloween

[dark steppe]

you get a T shirt and the plushie inside your office

in the arcade

and i think you get them as casino penthouse decorations as well

[low carbon]

my bd is oct 30th but i had friends over for halloween too

but the 31st was the final day to get camheadz

so my ass rushed to buy it because Muh Limited Time

i coulda swore it was only available to purchase for halloween

maybe if you played during halloween it would stay to be purchasable?

ive been lied to

this is so upsetting

[hollow lagoon]

🤣

[low carbon]

i thought my arcade machine mattered slightly

my day is ruined

[hollow lagoon]

@lone ravine Disgusting

[lone ravine]

Do the kick

[hollow lagoon]

I can't

Am on my main 😛

[lone ravine]

I use mine in my main lol

[hollow lagoon]

Imma annoy the hell out of him

[rocky mist]

it cant get better than this...

(full stock cocaine factory sold solo in public lobby)

[lethal birch]

Full stock large special cargo warehouse sold solo in a public lobby

[rocky mist]

on a second thought..

[lethal birch]

With double money

[rocky mist]

YEZ

[naive bison]

media channel but cant post images

[tacit nest]

New dupe

Read it

30 sec

[elfin spoke]

So I can do this right now or no?

[crimson helm]

nope

[elfin spoke]

Do we know when it’s coming out

[crimson helm]

don't think so

[elfin spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-falling-breaking-bad-dm4uz3-gif-18078549

[elfin spoke]

Ok thx

[plush ether]

ive never been scared in gta ever lmao, except for this one

gives me traumatizing flashbacks from act3 with randoms

[crimson helm]

yeah fr

i was scared shitless because you can hear the breathing

and I wanted to see what it was

and them moving sometimes

[elfin spoke]

I deadass felt scared shitless during this mission

This is probably the only mission in GTA that god me scared to make a move

[plush ether]

i was thinking i shouldve left the game and play it with randoms

if i turned off the flashlight i thought i would get swarmed by clifford mercenaries

[elfin spoke]

I did all of it in first person and

I thought if I off the flashlight

And turn it back on…..

☠️

Jumpscare

[plush ether]

hmm yes send one man to a facility filled with juggernauts - Agent ULP

[elfin spoke]

Logic

The juggernauts breathing and making sounds if I walked too loud made me almost shit my pants

It gave some Darth Vader-ey vibes

And if I wake it up….

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-lightsaber-deflect-deflection-gif-14785820

[plush ether]

it got me scared so bad lmao, its like youre a jedi and you hear darth vader breathing

[elfin spoke]

Exactlyyyy

[plush ether]

scariest sound a jedi can hear

[elfin spoke]

Yup

If you hear it

You know you’re fucked

Except for obi wan of course

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plush ether]

i dont even understand how there were even more juggernauts there, i played doomsday scenario and there were only three juggernauts

kinda stupid of them just to leave them behind

[elfin spoke]

Maybe when Clifford shut down the clones shut down for a while too

But then woke up

And became a little “sentient”

But not too much

[elfin spoke]

You wanna know what’s even worse

I was playing this with all the lights off

Max volume headphones

At 3:30 AM

[supple merlin]

UPS Van: AMBATUKAMMMMM AMBATABLOOOOW

[waxen fractal]

And now this Blazer has some wheels.

anyone noticed this before?

[lone ravine]

@lethal birch

[deft canyon]

200 new clothing items? Didnt even notice that lmfao

[lone ravine]

Drip feed I think

[deft canyon]

These seem to be the launch day changes

[lethal birch]

Nice do you have any of the new cars? Any of them worth it?

[green basalt]

bruh i deadass just gonna casually rob the UD

[lone ravine]

The torero is very fast, some.of the others I didn't get yet

[dusky timber]

bruh fr ong no cap?

casually robbing the UD for about 10 kg worth of gold bs painstakingly prepping a UD heist for about 4000 kg worth of gold

comparable yes

[green basalt]

theres no casually robbing the UD

the UD is still the big bank

[past wren]

Got my business together finally

[patent yoke]

bf weevil custom

[green basalt]

the sandy shore businesses are better

easier sales

[lethal birch]

Wait gta online fan arts?

[past wren]

Only got like 700k atm 🥲

[dusky timber]

there is definitely casually robbing the ud when all it takes is 10 minutes of gathering intel and then driving on the dirt paths for 3 minutes

[lethal birch]

literal proof that oversteer is goated

[gleaming spear]

Lmao

[frail condor]

cope harder cuzzo

[hollow lagoon]

Chance of successfully joining a session in GTA Online on PC. Currently tracking stats

[bronze tree]

This is how you sell your oppressor indirectly

[trail rose]

new car?

[lethal birch]

no

entity xxr

[jaunty frost]

Is there any way to buy the Halloween face paints after Halloween??

[cerulean mist]

In this video, I test the new dlc cars from the criminal enterprises dlc to see if they can drift, and rank them in terms of how well they drift. I give some advice on how each car is as a drift car, and explain how to drift these cars based on their characteristics. If this video is successful, I will make future episodes on any other new update cars released as part of the new update. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuDW7QQ15IU

[swift lark]

Barcodes are fun

[dense spruce]

You know what’s worse than buzzard missiles?

The Thruster

Its not really a sniper

Its a semi-rifle

What exactly is it based off of ??

[forest cave]

Hunting rifle from fortnite

[dense spruce]

Noice

Got the Casino car

The pegassi reaper

The Reaper looks almost like the Jester tbh

[cunning oar]

They come alive later in the mission

I thought u sent this later

[forest cave]

You escape via parachute after u exit

[cunning oar]

Lol

[forest cave]

You have to hack four terminals

You only get 40000 at the end of mission

[cunning oar]

That is probably the best mission of the whole storyline and u spoiled it for him

The story pretty bad

The objectives were fun tho

[hollow lagoon]

Don't you love seeing this

[wooden garnet]

🙏

[forest cave]

Pc moment

[hollow lagoon]

Ain't that a nice and easy bar resupply mission

[forest cave]

W

[hidden flower]

That like basic knowledge

You see a bunch of sleeping robots and the power is out

What do you expect happends when you turn the power back on lmao

[hollow lagoon]

vomits

[mystic pebble]

Guys they say they will add the showroom tomorrow right ?

[arctic abyss]

I can't believe rockstar added a way to eat snacks from the weapon wheel but forgot to add a similar feature for cars 😩

[forest tapir]

Whered you hear that?

We should have that menu we can get while talking to the assistant when you ask for a personal vehicle but in the interaction menu

Would be great

[lethal birch]

@lethal birch

Dope

[twilit tree]

rebind it then

[arctic abyss]

Not to mention it doesn't work in the casino heist

[hollow lagoon]

Can we just appreciate how this lady shits on every single prospect coming into my bar

[lethal birch]

awkward

[hollow lagoon]

poor guy

[lethal birch]

even the npcs can get awkward

[hollow lagoon]

Love the detail tho

[lethal birch]

look at that

aim assist carried

[arctic abyss]

Damn the gta game club is getting bombarded with false advertisements

So many bots

[hollow lagoon]

capped at 144hz since anything above is kinda unnecessary

[lethal birch]

Are you going to lose a lot of money next time you do the cayo perico heist or not if you do it solo?

[bronze tree]

She looks drunk

[silver pasture]

im sure thats comfortable

[dense spruce]

It helps the neck from being sore

[silver pasture]

lol

[finite light]

New look, ditched the beard.
Feeeback appreciated.

[lethal birch]

Chin looks a little wierd

[finite light]

I'd rather him have a chin than just skin there.

[lethal birch]

Good point

He looks very intimidating..

[mystic pebble]

I was asking 😂😂

[mystic pebble]

Giga chad

[zealous trail]

Lmaoo last ulp mission 💀

🤡

[lethal birch]

Are you going to lose a lot of money next time you do the cayo perico heist or not if you do it solo?

[dense spruce]

wym lose money??
Don’t you get like $1.2-1.7mil depending the item?

[lethal birch]

They didn't change in the nerf that if you do it solo it will worth less than if you do it with a team?

Like there was not a boost for like 73h if you do it with people?

Someone say me that

[lethal birch]

Oh just that?

[silver pasture]

[light jungle]

Scared me

My first 3 bullets of this gun

Bad against players
Somewhat ok against Ai's to me

[vital ivy]

I’ve heard BST + This gun is a good mk2 counter

[light jungle]

I'll have to try it

Kinda sad there's absolutely no attachments tho

& on the weapon wheel it has no magazine in it

[vital ivy]

Had mixed opinions on update, actually quite enjoy it after playing. Feels like 2015 GTA Lobby’s again

[vital ivy]

😂😂

[light jungle]

Revolver minigun cool

[vital ivy]

I was trying to do that today but forgot how

I used to be good at it

[light jungle]

It's fun to do

That MOC was heavily damaged
After like an hour of driving around the map crashing into things and like 2 gas stations

[mystic pebble]

Guys I saw alot of ppl say that they will tomorrow Thursday will add the showroom that will be fire

[lethal birch]

Aim it to the top middle one

[mellow thunder]

this is the one im trying to get but the thing is way too sensitive and goes all the way up

[lethal birch]

Look

[past fox]

Aim the lasers through the other paths, usually if you can't get it that means you're doing it wrong

[lethal birch]

U can use the corners to mirror it

[mellow thunder]

nvm

[ebon owl]

Bro fax

Bro wdym ive been doing hiests all day and that shit saved my life bout 20 times 😂

[past fox]

[plush ether]

the fact youtube itself commented makes it funnier

[night turtle]

thats the funny part

also hi

[keen garden]

who are these people and why are they randomly trying to kill me

[exotic carbon]

Yoooooo bro shit sounds Fye 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[deft canyon]

This shi lowkey easy

[fallow beacon]

Are the circles representing the position of the shoes

[short raven]

48 mins

If your soloing 144 mins

[past fox]

100 people can say it doesn't work, doesn't change the fact that the glitch wasn't changed at all

Only way to change it would be through:

1. Rewriting the autosaving code, would change how even regular autosaving works in freemode
2. Adding dedicated servers, now all the progress is in R* cloud's network so no more fooling the system

[short raven]

Idek at this point. I just know I might quit until a next update. That 48 minutes ain't it. I got a life to cope with.

[sharp scarab]

Do y'all wanna do custom RPGs vs insurgents

[tardy stone]

@sharp scarab, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Apartment Heist: #archive-ps｜apartment-heist-lfg
Casino Heist: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Doomsday Heist: #archive-ps｜doomsday-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
New Generation: #ps5｜other-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @past fox

[sharp scarab]

On my momma?!?!?

[silver pasture]

yes

[fallow beacon]

Thanks for the confirmation

[silver pasture]

yesssss your welcome

[frail condor]

4chan post read to you by a tiktok tts, totally believable

[exotic carbon]

Never said I believed it I said it sounds Fye 🔥

[deft canyon]

Dedicated servers? Rockstar would never...

[wooden plume]

I need help

[golden skiff]

verify files

[azure cape]

https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/ubWcL5kZvOe0q/d1337TsQYWRm?invite=cr-MSxseXQsMjIyNTkwNzEs

The 2022 GTA Online experience

[wooden plume]

My launcher ain’t opening tho

[lethal birch]

What is that bruv

Is that casino board?

On a phone

💀

[stable summit]

My phone in gtao, overplayed by a sns casino board

[lethal birch]

Lmaoo

How the hell that can happen

[stable summit]

Game lagged while in a casino heist and it just appeared

[lethal birch]

Weird

[stable summit]

Ye

[lethal birch]

Frfr

[safe cedar]

import/export's npcs and traffic is kicking my ass, thinking of doing this route, and i'm broke IRL too

JK

i know rockstar made the NPCs and traffic unfair so people would ragequit and buy shark cards

this youtube comment as well, basically similar to my situation

[frail condor]

💀 what

[dusky timber]

other than a goofy ahh crooked screenshot attempt, what are we looking at

[burnt umbra]

A bunch of exploited champions

[abstract cipher]

goofy ahh 🤳 🖥️

[gleaming sparrow]

PS4 bogdan can someone help me

[abstract cipher]

try lfg

[icy moat]

so is the new refil armor and snacks only works in freemode or what? cause i never have the option while on a mission

[forest cave]

You don’t need armour and snacks in cayo anyways

[icy moat]

i need it in union contract

works fine in freemode

[compact whale]

Why did you ask in #gta-media ???

[wheat blade]

isit ?

[wooden garnet]

"hard mode" 🤓

[gray geyser]

can anybody help me with sell missions

ill help right back

[blazing ruin]

"Come here you little shit"
Turns the corner
"OH SHIT"

[deft canyon]

Tinfoil hat theory. Not ONCE i had an issue with NPCs while doing vehicle cargo deliveries and enemy NPCs are easy to counter

[patent breach]

@wooden pebble how is the new update?

[blazing ruin]

[finite light]

I haven't died once in those missions.

[abstract cipher]

Got quick fired in this exact mission 🤓

[blazing ruin]

I've only played the first mission, it was dark in the depo, lame u can't use night vision

[abstract cipher]

Imagine using actual flashlight when u got gun flashlight

[blazing ruin]

That's still a flashlight

[patent breach]

Majin

[abstract cipher]

Just use flares

🤓

[finite light]

See that's what I was thinking.

[blazing ruin]

What about molotovs and rockets?

[abstract cipher]

In the doomsday missile base missions we just launched a buncha flares around to find the fuses

U move so slow with flashlight

[blazing ruin]

That's why I flash, see where the closest thing is and run there

[abstract cipher]

“These juggernauts cost too much to be moved outside”

shoots them like 30 times in the head and they rag doll with no mass

[blazing ruin]

Is that a box of paper size A4?

[hidden pagoda]

Dont disrespect my boys box shoe

[lethal birch]

I am sure She Is too Calm

[plain spindle]

how

[finite light]

I didn't think you'd understand German. Unless you are from the DACH region?

[hollow lagoon]

I am German

[finite light]

Aye, same.

[hollow lagoon]

Why would you scroll that high up anyway? 😳

[finite light]

I get curious about some users on here.

Especially those I haven't seen as much, despite their server level.

[plain spindle]

its legit

i love this

[hollow lagoon]

@hollow sail

Oh wait what how did I edit the first message o.O

Nvm

[hollow sail]

wait what

holy shit

they did the bike dirty

[hollow lagoon]

Missiles are big poopie now

Worse than mk1

[hollow sail]

explosive MG MK2 Meta when?

[fervent sleet]

@hollow sail could i send u something as a mod please?

Its fine if not sorry

[hollow sail]

so you want to send me something and I am supposed to share it here?

oh nvm

[fervent sleet]

Its fine, sorry ill just wait for modmail sorry

[hollow sail]

oh

I'll get on ir

[fervent sleet]

A guy was being racist earlier, sorry for bothering ur chat

[agile gorge]

finally got it

[deft canyon]

How

[forest cave]

How bossman

[golden berry]

Is that cheating

[ornate tusk]

we spent ages of killing police officers and fib and noose and now we became IAA agents 😂

[eternal sapphire]

Hell yeah the murdering paid off

[agile gorge]

modder gave it to me

[wooden garnet]

my only real death was when the van blew up

goddamn that hacking minigame is aids

😮‍💨

they dont call me big bren belt for no reason 🤓

[lethal birch]

Is it came out yet? 🧐

Its 1 of the crime scene

[zealous timber]

Overhyped fr

[astral temple]

Did you just encounter it or how did you trigger it to happen?

[lethal birch]

Trigger it

Call agent 14

For fun

And then this came out

[robust crescent]

Average Oppressor drivers

could be worse

[hollow lagoon]

18 sex acts, man this guy horny af

[hollow lagoon]

HOLY SHIT

[robust crescent]

why going to a GTA Stripclub when you can go to a real one, like that are just pixels

[astral temple]

Was it at a certain time because when I call him nothing happens

[lethal birch]

[lethal birch]

I think its random

[astral temple]

All right

[lethal birch]

This is weird

[astral temple]

I'll keep trying

[robust crescent]

i mean the Oppressor is semi based due he listens to Channel X wish gives an approve, but that man has over 100 sex

[lethal birch]

Imagine GTA SECHS

💀

Pedo lmao

[deft canyon]

24% accuracy

[robust crescent]

💀

[deft canyon]

58 private dances

Mf down bad

[robust crescent]

i mean i remember years ago when GTA San andreas "mods" were a thing but holy shit... it involved bad

[lethal birch]

Frfr 💀

Most of Mk II cryhards its monster lol and not even handsome character

[astral temple]

Wait do you need to be at the location or can you call anywhere?

[robust crescent]

idk how GTA Stripclubs are but this is cringe, like buying cyberpunk just to have pixel sex

[lethal birch]

Call anywhere doesn't matter

[astral temple]

All right

[lethal birch]

Frfr

[robust crescent]

i am to old for such bullshit anyways i remember when GTA SA hot ###### were a thing but yea, everyone is parents now

[deft canyon]

Ah i remember that one too

[robust crescent]

this is the worst

[deft canyon]

Modders brought it back tho

[deft canyon]

He's unsaveable

[robust crescent]

never knew but my buddy who is now 27 used such mods

[hollow lagoon]

Going to a real one would require some degree of socialising

🤣

[deft canyon]

Polygon seggs

[robust crescent]

right some people do not touch grass

[hollow lagoon]

Polygon s🥚s

[deft canyon]

Nah, most of these kids are not old enough to be there in the first place

[hollow lagoon]

Why have virtual private dances when you can play GTAO with a gf

Even better

[hollow lagoon]

True

[robust crescent]

^^^^^^

[deft canyon]

"Gf"

[robust crescent]

pov: having a FiveM GF

[hollow lagoon]

Or wife or whatever

[deft canyon]

They find a female avatar in the session and assume its a female

[robust crescent]

i get playing fivem but doing cringey family rp or marriages on a game is fucking dumb, those people got no respect to me

[hollow lagoon]

Be the gaming parent your parents never were

[deft canyon]

Little do they know...

[robust crescent]

lost Father figure

[deft canyon]

Imma teach my kid not to fall for a female avatar bait

[hollow lagoon]

It's all dun until an admin bans you for not rping correctly for one second

[hollow lagoon]

This

[robust crescent]

like bro in nowadays peoples ages i worked in a Mitsubishi factory and builded pistons or blocks, thsi gen is screwed

i think i started working with 16 by Mitsubishi for a while

this is how i financed my PS3

[deft canyon]

I count as gen Z and i work in a factory myself, guess i am the last hope 👍

[robust crescent]

i worked 3 years by Mitsubishi building blocks and pistons

[deft canyon]

Damn

[robust crescent]

then to army for 2 years now a trucker

[deft canyon]

For which models?

[robust crescent]

Carisma etc

[deft canyon]

Ah i see

[hollow lagoon]

I work in a company that takes care of disabled people

[deft canyon]

Aww thats wholesome

[hollow lagoon]

Had the insane luck to stumble upon a former Porsche manager so I have a lot of opportunities right now

[robust crescent]

those are main things i did

[deft canyon]

Galant

[robust crescent]

maybe like 4% off pistons are done by me

in my country

[hollow lagoon]

Guy is in his mid forties and casually dropped out from Porsche because he has enough money. Now he helps his brother fixing this company

[deft canyon]

[hidden pagoda]

I have more

[robust crescent]

i do still have my blue former mitsubishi worker clothes somewhere around but yeah

[deft canyon]

Well, i am glad about him and you. I have quite a bit to live for ahead, my biggest wish is to finally decide what interests to center my future around

I think a lot of people my age are just sorta lost

[hollow lagoon]

Early twenties?

[robust crescent]

trust me i did a lot through and i was many times desperate like doing drivers license, it is the second hardest country to finish a drivers license btw i think, but yeah

[hollow lagoon]

That's normal

Nobody wants to talk about it or admit it but a lot of people between 18-25 have no fucking clue what they wanna do

[deft canyon]

Soon to be 20

[deft canyon]

Yeah, hello, i am one of em 👍

[robust crescent]

i was one, i did 4 different jobs

[hollow lagoon]

Best thing I can recommend: Get an apprenticeship going in a field you can tolerate working at, just so you have ONE way to go

[robust crescent]

starting by mitsubishi and part time worked in burger king, then i was in a tank battalion for 2 years now a truck driver

[hollow lagoon]

I would be working at McDonald's now if I didn't had this extreme luck of meeting the right people

Which, now that I think of it, is the most important thing: Sorround yourself with people you admire

[robust crescent]

trust me working back then vs now were very hard, like try to not break down by annoying pricks who think they eat in a 6 star french restaurant

[deft canyon]

I was offered to go and learn about IT stuff, computers are interesting to me, but i dont really like programming

[hollow lagoon]

Always compare the good vs the bad stuff. If the job has more good for you, take it if you can

You can always quit and do something else

[robust crescent]

^, agreed very much, you can do many jobs nowadays

[hidden pagoda]

Gta-media??

[bitter sun]

Just GTA fails & wins episode 12
https://youtu.be/b1iJja9HScU

[gilded crane]

Hey does anyone wanna help me get my twitch known?

[deft canyon]

Why not do it yourself?

Its your channel after all

[plain spindle]

broke the game yay

[hollow lagoon]

Toby 1

Toby 2

A mine vs. a mine

[plain spindle]

help

[stark remnant]

anyone got good styles for the LM87?

[lethal birch]

How do I dupe myself?

[lethal birch]

Finally can kill him again

[glacial ice]

game darker than my mind

[lethal birch]

Lel

Turn on the brightness 💀

[glacial ice]

no ie like the dafrk

[lethal birch]

Thats why Nightvision exist

[glacial ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755412864142934046/1002305088267759738/unknown.png

never seen these lights

[cloud lava]

I can't even see what you are talking about

[glacial ice]

the lights bru

under the bridge

[cloud lava]

Where bridge lol