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huh rly no one
yeah no one is joining , tried like 7 lobbies
buy it
ever heard of nosave 
sounds like skill issue 
@harsh mesa rah some way to treat a newcomer
@harsh mesa yeah what's wrong with you dude you're such a scum
im just a friendly ai assistant
how about no insurance for all ur cars
I thought u were butter that this😔
you can even start it as 5 or even 2 to complete the challenge, everyone wins basically
Butter
buttercup
Just buy one
mb qt ill be a gooder butter
yeah I know but problem is no one is joining not even 1 person, ive tried 8 lobbies by now
Bro i want one fucking heist without the biggest idiots that ever played gta 5
for the b2b glitch with madrazo files ? i heard you close app at an different time??
qt? 🥀
could one of you guys please help? by adding me and joining in the race please?
do street race? matchmaking open itself will have people joining
yeah
YOUR DEMOLITION WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING HOSTAGES, and can you stop fucking dying all the time holy shit i feel like im babysitting toddlers in this game
Never gonna happen
Every time i see you typing you're mad or complaining
I dont have a fast vehicle, I only have hsw barvaddo
No
prison break? 💔
we don't negotiate with hostages
has to be
Pacific
rip
so when do i close app?
you just need to place 5th 🥀 in a lobby of 5
Nahh man prison break is stupid easy for me usually, it was pacific standard
why are we doing apartment heists in the big 26
When you see the photos
outside of cmm
Good for you ig?
As far as Ik
besides helping crew members out and what not and the crew sparys and smoke
+emblum
They do nothing
why we still playing online in the big 26
elaborate
No
please😭
coz rockstar making crazy money from it
when u see the photos
I don't know how to do b2b, bc I don't like exploits bubba
Fastest reply of the century
i love gta 5 online so much, lets cancel gta 6
u will take those words back this instant
just close when u give him the files
so goooood ummm lick lick
alr thank you

What
The
like an icecream
getting people to join is a pain maybe ill change lobby again
the fuck did i just read
also why does b2b still work on console i thought it got patched
idk honestly i jus got started back with it havent done it since ps4
it wont
u switch to pc and make ur life easier
except some lil modders
if thats the case i would not be on gta
im seeing less modders now in enhanced
there's rarely any modders in enhanced
barely get any actually
in legacy shi was crazy

legacy is cooked
id do one cargo mission and would have 5 tanks 2 helis on me
in legacy i even had a big ass transformer attack me
Star war ships in the lobby were cool sometimes
This message grind to level 10 is rough, had it on my old acc :(
I literally had my heli fly mach 1 into the ground and explode randomly

currently on lvl 75 message grind
its a graveyard out here
That's a common issue for you lol
🫡
there's still invite bots in enhanced, like everytime. My phone goes beep beep beep
i wouldnt say its random if it flew mach 1 into the ground
i turn the sound off but upon restarting the game the setting undo itself
mustve been the wind
What goes up must come down
W grahambell
dang maybe I will just have to stop trying to get that car no one is joining and I cant jump online this week because of work

its not that good
but dm me il try helping
Hey guys should I sell or salvage the dominator this week
hopefully i get host
just join a public session, start a race, leave matchmaking to open and invite everyone in the session
Ill do some racing if yall are
i hope he dms me fast cuz i have extreme moodswings
lmk if yall are racing, ill also join
thats what I have been doing for a long time changed 10 different lobby
Races #1?
sent you a dm
but the moment i accidently leave my cayo matchmaking open it'll fill in less than 10sec
Is this an lfg? 
shh bimo
!lfg
Nooooo
shi
how are u still leveling up
thats too generous, mine fills up in 2 secs
bro barely talks and hes level 10
Who
u
Sparky?
Oh
nah bimo
play some souls game while ur at it
whats that
3k hours are enough for me man

alredy peaking 17k hours 
I got married while waiting for gta 6
Bruh why would they make it so that spectating is idling?
games where u lose ur sanity
thats actually impressive
to avoid afk players duh
Nah thanks tbh
Hi
im developing my own game and tryna deal w multiple stuff already
hey
They could've made it so when i come in 1st place it doesnt think im afk
no joke give sekiro a shot
what kinda game
I dont enjoy ching chong games with magic or power icl
i like realistic stuff
its a sword combat game
i fw guns pal
try detroit become human then ig?
Horror ofc
Okay i might give that a shot
this guy= i want to play another game but i dont like 99,99% of games 😠
Ngl me
UE5?
play warframe
Yeah not even hiding it icl
It’s ahh
optimize it to the bone
Good news we optimized it pretty good actually
id like my gt 730 to run it at a minimum of 120fps

i fw pc gaming and i have a 4080super
I fw PC gaming and I have a 9950X3D+9070XT
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
holy bottleneck
give that cpu a 5090 or smth
Not paying Nvidia tax this gen bro
!gta
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pocket mod
Runs 4K everything at ultra that I play so its fine. Plus if nvidia flagship price is msrp then itll buff
every act of pocketing of the mod is one token of anti-hell
@cyan pond try #ps5|old-heist-lfg instead
Plus we talking about bottlenecking, what you have?
chat is dead
7800x3d and 4080 super
pretty balanced
what about the mods
at least its not like an i3 with a 5090, its scarry I've had to see those two together on one pc
gently steal their 5090
is the compact emp launcher worth it
Yea, disables most vehicles making them useless and insta-kills any RC vehicle 
AMD+AMD has its perks. I was gonna get 5080 or 90 but they shot up 50 percent and 100 percent of their msrp at the time
lol bet thx^^
Insta kill RC tank?
correct, that is an rc vehicle
Although the tank is a bit weird since it isn't instant. It just makes the turret go limp and spin around then the tank dies after that
Good to know, I hate those things
Dm @royal zealot he teaches ps5 glitches
fr?
Does anyone know how to get quick money
Does anyone have any tips for the cargo boat setup in oscar guzman flies again
The iron mule is so fricking bad
Do your own heist and also passive income businesses
I just failed for the third 4th time
Just fly up and snatch the crates. I don't even bother worrying about the enemies, just sit with your snack menu out and spam it if you get hit.
Getting hit isn't the problem
The helicopter is too sensitive
Ive turned down the settings
Do you get banned for swearing
?
Maybe
@sturdy dirge what arethe best passive I have coke and kastka and money laundry
yesn't Idk not tried
no but you can if done immaturely
Wall
zeke
I don't think they will check if you did it immaturely or not 
how are ya
who knows
there’s always a mod watching
people like Duviet.
a myth
the server shakes when Duviet arrives
or you got people like Untraceable
who isn’t so untraceable
Yeah
Nightclub, coke, counterfeit cash, gunrunning. All maxed out
im dying
How about {r:10} and no 
Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").
@pliant kestrel
what if you were a ceiling
I'd fall
Wait where do I post this then
I'd be covered in blood
Not in this server as its not allowed anywhere 
Oh alr
Not getting hit with the rule book
guys why do i always spawn in salvage yard even my spawnpoint is set in my apartment
We had history, you don't wanna know.
ps player 
Ofc
What does that mean
It all makes sense now
Don't gas light me into looking ts up lol
I feel stupid now. I've been away too long bro
Also acid lab on top of what he replied with
I never really looked into it, I considered it "new" for a while now and didn't hear anyone really praise it like the older businesses
Who's your favorite character? Mines Trevor.
mine is my character
Niko, bro has war stories
Agent 14
Hot dog seller is OP always had something to yap between cutscene behind Niko
what can i do when i have not the pageup button on my keyboard but i need it to open the glas for the diamond in the cayo heist?
Change your binds
Get a keyboard that has pageup
so a 100 keyboard?
Mayhaps
Need help with casino heist silent and sneaky need hacker please dm if play in ps
The only keyboard
@brave sparrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Requested by: @tepid fossil
Sorry bout that
what should i do after completing dax missions and cluckin bell is the acid lab worth the 750k?
Get a way to do Casino or Cayo heists
You want a way to make fast bulk money to put into your passive businesses
whats a way to join random ppl, no one invites me in rand servs
idont even want that big of a cut
Go to the LFG
prove them you are good player and you're trustworthy
in your phone
if in public lobby ofc
Whens was the last time panther statue was in?
This isn't RDR2. Even though the server should have a honor system tbh
What did I do Lester
true
g
guys, its not working
i have not the pageup button, i dont find it in the settigns
i am in middle of the heist and i cant open the diamond
i have a laptop
Like it is so hard to find people who don't spam sound boards or don't yell slurs in the VC. Like can someone put me on a better way to play with people?
check your keyboard properly there might be page up button like PU or something
@twin ore, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @obtuse forge
also what should i save money on i have 1.2m rn just sitting
i have a pageup button, as a secondary on the numpad 9 but when i wanna do it, it doesnt work in gta, in discord and all it works but not gta
Your laptop probably has a "FN" key. Hit it while finding your page up key
i tried it it doesnt work
But seriously man but full keyboard
🥀
Anyone know how I can afk in a private lobby
well turn off num lock
Your preference of Kosatka for Cayo or the Arcade for Diamond Casino
Kosatka is a higher entry fee with the Sparrow which is basically mandatory
some of my friends have laptops, they use external keyboard cuz the laptop keyboard feels dogshit
Can anyone help me get money for business
especially if you wanna do burnouts
Im using a laptop rn and i love its keyboard lol
car won't spin around
But yeah if you can't find the bind and "FN" doesn't work, you gotta use a full keyboard or controller
i just connected my controler and he did it, thanks
Fly high
upto preference i guess, but an external keyboard will sure feel much better
This level 10 being help desk grind is rough
my company gave me an high end laptop but i ordered ext keyboard & mouse too, and an external monitor cuz why not, the company pays for it 
Is for horses
im really liking the deluxo better than the toreador despite me not having missiles yet
You leveled up
i like the deluxo and its missiles but its terrible against railgun, and blows up in one missile
Torreador is like any other rocket car tbh
and on pc its too easy to aim the railgun, deluxo slow af too
Wish I could see a XP bar or something lol
Well you could always do !rank in here, the command gets purged automatically

Lol what
dm lester
Never seen that before
Unecpected user error
Yall the impossible just happened
?
im 51, holy unemployed

Lester yell at me so I can find your at
first ping btw
I just had a straightforward heist, no one died, we all got our shit done and fast, with randos mind you
holy shit 🥹
Ikr pacific standard too
no ones stopping you sir 
I can't DM lester 
PS4 too, that's wild
are u the glitch master
NO
By the time you find one that works, it'll get patched and you would have wasted 10 hours figuring it out
glitches in consoles 🥀
Glitches period for online service games are sparce most of the time
The ony glitches in console are the ones sweats use to have an advantage in PVP
Even fun stupid glitches are hard to come by
is gta plus worth it?
No
If you make this game and this game only your life
wdym
Meaning you play a ton and actually money grind all the time
does gta plus help grind money?
Depends on whats available that week. Basically adds more to existing bonuses for the week
guys why do i always spawn in salvage yard even my spawnpoint is set in my apartment
i'm honestly considering getting gta plus because it also gives you games while you have the subscription like la noire which i want to try
Maybe you have unfinished business you have to do there?
and also all the online benefits
Maybe, I personally think it's ridiculous to pay subscriptions on video games. Gives companies an incentive to tear into our wallets more
It's the same reason indie games are #1 across most of gaming. Plus a lot of people just modding and replaying older titles because video games used to be good
why do you think its not worth it?
Its a waste of money
who wanna mess around in freeroam im bored, ps5
Check the PS5 LFG and the VC
guys why do i always spawn in salvage yard even my spawnpoint is set in my apartment
have you tried not spawning there
If you're in the middle of setting it up maybe
that one time im on y appartment and i go to public ses and it spawned me on my apartment but in the next spawn im on salvage
ive done everything
Have you restart GTA since?
yes
Maybe a bad connection and the settings aren't being updated to rockstar servers?
no connections are good
hey chat
Yeah that's a werid one, good luck though
alr thanks
what are good investments for 2.5 mio when i have the cayo heist and nightlcub
Coke, Counterfeit cash with car wash, bunker. All maxed upgraded ofc
does counterfeit cash with car wash sell for more than coke lockup does?
i've been wondering this
because coke lockup is generally the best mc business
Can be very worth it depending on the week or month. Sometimes you get an ass week, sometimes you get a week with 4x$ on some contact missions paying 100k for 10 mins and 10k RP. Most valuable thing for me is being able to claim safe money from all businesses from my phone
Yes
how much does a full thing sell for
agency isnt too bad of an investment
I forget and I may be a little wrong about it
But its so close to eachother
Agency is just so active to work on while taking longer than heists yk
I like passive mostly with heists when I feel like it
guys do i have to get all of the acid lab equipment on the map to start acid lab business?
Do the Dax missions. That's how you unlock it. Then do 10 of his phone missions to purchase the upgrades
is acid lab worth it tho
the 10 phone missions are a pain as you have to wait 45 minutes in between
i already collected 1 of the equipments
brah
you get 500k from 10 minute sell mission in a public session (>25 players)
and the brickade is already in the freaklab warehouse
its good right
It's ok
yes, you just have to call mutt to buy supplies every once in a while
it's one of the best businesses
i see
All the top tier businesses are "One of the best". There's only like 5 good ones
Very interchangeable imo
It’s actually only 20 to get the max bonus
oh
is the Tampa GT with HSW upgrade good?
Not as good as the drag bike or the Banshee. Just a nice refresh
why's night club so slow at producing goods like coke
if i upgrade my coke lockup will that help
yooo
doesn't matter for the nightclub whether u upgrade it or not
only upgrade if u plan on using the MC business itself
out of all the mc businesses coke is the best
Sentinal GTS best car for BMW lovers
do u have the equipment upgrade for the nightclub?
yes
if i get a second coke lockup, would that make it faster? can i get more than one?
u can't get a second
what's the best 5 things to assign technicians to
guys how to get gravity gun or what name is it taht ucan move cars
gun van
is it rare to spawn
coke, meth, cash, cargo and shipments, sporting goods
i haven't bought meth farm yet i'll do that then
yes
Nah
It's up to you. I got gta+ just for the garage so I can upgrade all my cars in one place
how much is gta +
Like 5 99
$8 a month
Idk
o
they increased the price i think
I dont really pay attention to that stuff
Ok
Ok
its pretty bad
just not accurate
I think you should ask before buying stuff not after
^
aight
i mean imo its good looking in my garage
Drive it
yeah
And like, shoot
what should i buy next
Scramjet
opppressor
Or vigilante if you dont have it
i got vig and oppressor
get oppressor mk2
Powersurge
i got that
what about the mk1
yea
what's the best bail office spot? paleto bay?
are most of the bounties in the city
is bail bounty even worth doing? how much does it pay
Not much its more of a side activity for fun
When was panther statue in last
Last november
Last thanksgiving ?
Yeah
Hold your cargo and pray.
When do yall think panthers coming back
You're gonna orb them aren't you
Near the end of the year like always
Ugh
The satellite view sucks, I'll head there personally instead
Hi
Delete orbital cannon
"You dont wanna see me angry" ahh
I love courage’s cowardly ass
Why
Not fun
Unrelated but ok
I love ragebaiting ppl so hard that they waste 900k to kill me once
Lowkey ruins the game
How😭
I got a lot of 750k's to waste 
A one shot one kill guarenteed hit that can be abused if you just have enough money
Guy sniping me while I was minding my business on maze bank roof? ORB
Guy running in virtue? ORB
But u realize it just makes him think he won
Someone tell me why me and 3 of my friends were stuck on pac standard for 4 fucking hours and still didn't finish it, but the second I try it with 3 randoms, 2 of which are below level 60, we beat it on our 2nd try
Like ur down 750 k nomatter how rich u are and he just respawns
Hows that a good trade
Only valid for destroying cargo
A kill is a kill 
750k is nothing in this game anymore
folk
But its a cheap one at the expence of 750k
Scoreboard is Scoreboard
I could be using RC to kill them and they'd still be mad about it
Depends
Still the equivalent of him greifing a business delivery
Yeah
There's a difference in orbing a coward and orbing a sell mission 
Orbing sell sounds funny asf
Griefing cargo is why i still play gta
If I have completed the Criminal Mastermind challenge for both apartments and the Facility in teams of 2, 3, and 4, how rare is it, and approximately how many people in the world have achieved this?
Ive onky played for 2 months
I did pac standard with supposed "pros" and it took us 2 hours, i did it again today with 3 randoms 2 of which were under lvl 30
First try
Mind you i did carry alot during it but we still did it first try

Lowkey, part of the reason it took me and my friends so long is because one of the fuckers wouldn't quit blowing shit up even though we told him to stop like 100 fuckin times
when's the next nightclub bonus update? i want it again
Yeah same here lol, but my dude was shooting his up n atomizer at hostages and killing them
Yeah I guess that explains the cope when you get orbed 
Not soon
I dont get orbed often and if i do i just call them short
Damn
Calling someone short = best ragebait

Only after me calling him an idiot and a dunce for the 500th time did it finally click that killing hostages=stronger cops
Thats also a reason I took me and my friends so long
Not soo
We went in with zero strategy
You r fired.
And, when one of my friends killed a shit ton of hostages and we saw a noose trucks spawn
Insert golden scar gif
Lmao
We all drove to one and entered it
Drove it all the way to the canyon and had 2 minutes left
But we kept getting stuck going up hills and failed
What's dumb is we even msde it to the end one time and jumped off but our parachutes didn't deploy snd it killed us
I surprisingly stayed on my bike the whole ride the second one i mentioned
Getting a car is fucked when noose is on you though
Pac standard is honestly pretty hard if you don't know what the hell you're doing
Yeah
Yeah you either know exactly what to do or nothing about it at all
Ooh more ps4
Oh damn the whole chats dark blue rn
We eventually found out thst cutting through the hills is our best bet but we still kept fucking up somehow
How it should be fr
Big 3 are drake mj elvis
uh yeah that tends to happen in literally every missions if you don't know what you're doing
Aw they ended it
Wait wrong server
No
Thing is, pac standard is hard bc of randoms
Yes
Y'all ever walk into a wall on accident
Or just you and your friends horsing around
Drake is NOT top 3
Sonion
Honestly the regular route is the easiest and fastest because you can memorize where every cop spawns and avoid all of them
True
Drake might have like four good songs
that's pushing it
Son he has the most good songs out of any artist
Broke boys is pretty good but only cause 21 savage
He does tho
Saying this when the beatles RHCP and Nirvana exist
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Eat one raptor
Not counting bands but the big 3 of bands are fleetwood mac, journey and radiohead
We are talking about Drake in GTA
Having to start all over again in GTA:O lowk sucks
My modded acc ran outta money so now I'm back on my unmodded one lol
Lowkey good selection though
True
Not that bad.
i got mine shadow realmed because i wanted to make sure i didn't get doxxed
😭
it is when the last time you got to play was before enhanced even released
dawg i had stand
so like it should NOT have been an issue 😭
Oh or just delete my message

Bad moderator
When did you play before?
Uhhhhh
Like what console or gen
The last time i played was before cluckin' bell even hit
i'm trying to get an exact update
Guys, how do I play ddealing? I cant see it in jobs using the menu. I even played it a few days ago, but its not on recently played?
It was pre Drug Wars so probably 2021?
Did you put 1 billion in cheat engine or something 
Damn, starting out isnt bad rn honestly, just buy an agency and do dre contract missions, it gives 1m + some extra money, and do the dax missions, it gives 2 free cars one has the highest acceleration in the game
Would also recommend cayo if you wanna be rich but braindead
Or actually have fun

This
Dodging rammers in races fr
To have fun you have to have money first
You cant get sweet rides without getting them first
wdym 2 free cars? isn't it only 1
I did both
Paragon
how do i get that one?
Also, the enhanced edition gives out free money for new players so it's easier now.
how do i get it
yo is the paragon still bullet proof from rear?
would be great if they also offer it to legacy migrants
Upgraders can but eh.
heard i can get free 4m if i make another profile in enhanced, that true?
New character? Yeah.
if you already claimed the 4m no
but you don't really get 4m as you have to spend 3m of it as it tells you
guess it got picked up after a while
@indigo pulsar @devout edge no naming mod menus please
You can always do with randoms if you go loud/big con with Gruppe sechs uniform
Usually randoms know what to do
Huh
Why is there no all chat in gta online 🙁
Enhanced removed it.
Top 5 games of all time for me personally:
- rdr2
- Cyberpunk 2077
- GTA 5 for sure
- Death stranding
- Portal 2
can u still dm ppl thru phone
i nvr owned one, but looking at the prices, no
If you’re in your endgame then yes for sure
Yep
You can boost any of your chosen business by x3
x2
Hey, what's the best way to set up diamond casino heist, just bought the arcade
I thought it was x3
With a sparrow or mk2 and a friend
First time it’s always cash so don’t bother, judt discover the tunnel beneath casino for the fast entrance into the vault level
Or solo but with randoms
Its only been 4 months since i purchased gta, i bought kosatka , agency, all mc businesses , casino penthouse,night club , salvage yard ,terrobyte,avenger,MOC, bail office and car wash, acid lab too. All upgraded to max.
Bail office is a waste of money
Still feel like i m not even half way done
Damn bro, how much did you grind in a day?
Facility though, is the worst investment in my opinion
So far I have kosatka hangar (zankudo obv) nightclub (Bunker, Counterfeit and Hangar as crates sources), car wash, salvage yard and auto shop all in one place, garment factory and agency
fatass
yo how much each salvage gives you without the boost
Like 2 cayo pericos and few yohan missions .

I have only 2 cars by the way 🙂
like 250-300k iirc per car robbery
no, from the tow truck job
Virtue and paragon
30-40 for salvaging, 24k daily income for your safe if you do towing, 300k per car heist
Cayo is love, cayo is life
It’s still pretty good as a semi-passive income
that boosts the popularity of it, kind of works like nightclub
Fuck cayo
The 9-5 in GTA.
In the summer update, i just want a big 2 hour heist with the ogs Micheal, Trevor and Franklin.
Woah calm down, take it out to dinner first
Where are yall from btw?
San Andreas
I'm CJ from Grove Street.
🙂
Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat
🗣️
Vanilla unicorn
Respect
Lesbanana?
is it possible to upgrade the tow truck
yeah
Dub
Does the firework launcher come out on independence day or what?
wait how to upgrade the tow truck
website where you bought the salvage yard, can't remember the name of it lol
Chat whats the best special vehicle out there
Except acid lab because it’s a business
for what purpose
Overall
scramjet for pvp and fun
lol i mean i already got the better tow truck rather than the old rusty tow truck but is there further upgrades
Opressor mk1
Trust me ive used all them and its my main
Its the most fun and highest skill ceiling
And makes up for the scramjets water weakness
Shitzu Keitora
Kosatka
Acid lab
Terrobyte
Moc
Avenger
Yatch
Yacht for pvp
How is yachr last bro
U must not pvp much
he listed in alphabetical order
Figured he meant in terms of money making not how much of a rat you can be
Well in terms of use yacht is the best
Nah
Imo
Requires them to be dumb enough to chase
I love having somewhere i can go thats safe from griefers and can fast travel
i hate those yatch with missle launchers on when im on my kosatska stalking ppl using my guided missle
Park your kosatka next to yatch
Turn on yatch defense
Free orbital cannon spam

Can anyone help with my cayo
!lfg
@glad leaf, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Requested by: @lavish quarry
Better chance of finding someone on your platform there
I just got gta5 on my ps5 and i cant link my online account to it and have to restart does anyone know if cayo restart works on ps5?

@turbid hollow I dm you ady
The bunker is so slooowwwww


Do people even do diamond casino heist anymore?
Lmao
Lol
@cunning bronze, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @quiet widget
No
No
No
Bimo and Sparky always available (no matter what)
stromberg and deluxo have the best homing missiles
starling is a fun little jet
No

Bro fuck online is so buggy
nah
yo
yikes
How's it going tonight
Claimed that corvette
Siiick

Make it look nice
sick
Will get it done on Saturday weekend break
Like sick sick or cool stuff going on?
what about banshee
sick sick
Solid plan
Omg I forgot to visit LS car meet shit
Ah damn, sorry to hear
ohh craap
I gotta hop back in tomorrow

why not now
Work
Recover fast🙏

😔
Fair asf
nah but iceman tho 
I got the Nagasaki Shinobi a few days ago, ngl I was hating on the windshields shape but it's growing on me
w i got 2 million now im not broke anymore
Now you could buy an upgraded faggio and be broke again
Lmao
🥹
True though, money isn't consistent unless you're doing something snap quick like Cayo
I don't even know if I have it set up, but I'm gonna have to after that Shinobi purchase
Shit costed over 2 million
FUCK HIT AND RUN
Stinger tt is better than the banshee
Whats the best vehicle for auto shop contracts?
All these fuckass enemy npc's just in your fucking face the entire goddamn time running me off the road
lmao i bought the drag and salvage yard and banshee gts and became broke
No one joining my drag race
ok
You good
I like the jester ngl
Why
I like the way it looks, seems like a sports car I'd be comfortable driving in
Ah, yeah stat wise I'm not choosing the jester
Did the bot just party popper my message?
Change session and try again...
I'm using the Jester RR for autoshop contracts
good

you need to get the Karin Calico GTF for Auto Shop contracts, that car is actually broken AWD grip + crazy acceleration makes grinding way easier.
Damn


I don’t like the looks of it
It so ugly twin😭
yeah the looks ain’t for everyone, but for grinding contracts it’s one of the best
can’t even blame you, but ugly cars win races in GTA sometimes 💀
So pure utility the Karin Calico wins for autoshop contract?
yea for pure utility the Calico wins imo -- AWD launch, crazy acceleration, and it recovers fast after crashes. only crazy downside is the handling can understeer a bit
Ruiner 8000 liwk mught be the best vehicle for pvp
What about the rear windshield, does it have louvres to protect the passengers
Or the driver, general protection 
Why does Trevor likes his bear with a thong so much
lore
ngl the ruiner 2000 is actually nasty for PvP, especially the Fully Loaded version. Those missiles barely miss 😏
I just use the best vehicle of all time
he was a pilot ofc some ppl r mad at him at los santos
Duke of death max out that ho and boom
Lamar is underrated
nah gang 💀 there are no rear windshield louvres in GTAO that actually protect passengers on vehicles like the Ruiner 2000
I hate michel tho bc he seems to be mean to trevor
Which is?
Duke o death
It can literally tank explosives
And its fast and durable
And its free
best part too
Yeah it’s good, but more PvE than PvP meta
U surely dont know how to use it
I brought gta 5 when I first found out I got diabetes
And that was 3 weeks ago
I do for sure 😊 it’s good, especially early game, but for PvP it gets outclassed by stuff like the Nightshark and Insurgent. Still reliable though
I played every gta
I'll named every word for word bar for bar
The duke o death is a good generalist, but when you play heists long enough, the armored kuruma is hardly beatable
Banshee
I like to use the Niobe than the Banshee, more control
Also can any 1 help me with 1 thing like advice
How in the hell do I make money
What
Starts with C, ends with O
Cairo
But I dont own any bunkers
So I been doing some export goods which it gives 50k
Soo
ye
No
Save up for it
I have 300k only
People hating on it because it's repetitive, but it's still the best solo money maker
And that's exactly what makes it repetitive
Maybe when I grad school in like a week
A vicious cycle
Ill grind
Yo Ima new player in GTA online how can I get friends in that can anyone tell
Do the cluckin bell, first dose and last dose
Grind Acid Lab + Auto Shop contracts early then move to Cayo Perico
That’s the money route rn
Save up some money for the kosatka first priority
But I cant bee playing all day bc I gotta eat lunch dinner and my super every 3 hours
Im diabetic
Ah diabetic meal planning
Get well soon vro
Sorry 😔
I just found out like 3 weeks ago
I love green apples
Where u a type 1 or type 2
get well soon gang
i made chicken broth for 1st time but it's a bit dark / salty, some spoons for tasting are better than others
Low simmer
yup
Put like 3 tea spoons
I make great chicken broth
yah i'm noob
salt, black peppercorns
Just put 3 table spoons of consumen chicken and it will come out good
chopped ginger, carrots
Damn, og left
Goodbye Vercetti
Im here if yall need anything
The flavor should come from the simmering chicken 
Yes
Sick
I need spiritual guidance
Follow it and focus on it
Who’s it
It depends on quality
What is your trouble
I JUST GOT PINK DIAMOND IM SCREANINF
Dry them
Les goo
Aaaye that's cool asf
Time to grind that shit 24/7 like a 9-5
yah u can no save your setup
and keep trying for pink diamond, got mine on 2nd try
you can't no save hard mode though
scoped painting and gold
that timer seems to be hard count
after you’re done with that Cayo, make sure to pay heist fee as soon as Pavel messages you, as you have a greater chance to get the same loot again 1h after Pavel messages you 
AND MORE GOLD
Yeah now it's worth replaying
okee
ez 1.3M every time
Oh or glitches

well, 1.144 or something
I’m right
You're left, bub.
Watchu looking at me for

Ngl it was annoying how most of the money glitches were reliant on completely disconnecting your game from the internet
I’ve never done glitches, they’re lame
More like partially disconnecting your game
Yeah
i login to runescape 3 and my mind immediately is like "yeah no logout"
probably too many hours last 2 years or so lol
almost 120 all on the main, almost maxed total lvl on the group iron
Nice
I bought the Itali RSX and it looks so good
Plus with that rare livery, I really love it
guys if i do earn money in legacy like 1m does my enhanced get 1m too?
You should
alright
Actually
It only carries over when you migrate your legacy data to enhanced
After that they're two completely separate games with separate data
i see\
So if you have already migrated, there isn't really a point in grinding in legacy
Unless you still prefer to play Online legacy for some reason
aight
1 pink diamond
3 gold
2 paintings
3 cash
1 cocaine
Good shit, you could fill at least 2 bags inside the compound
lol ye
plan on doing it with my friend
Now learn how to do the replay glitch or you might regret getting rid of your money maker 
is ir on yt
It's a long reddit post, but worth a read
oh
Check your DM
small purchase manual 5
4x GTA$ & RP:
Land Races
what races does this mean, there is no land races on the map
or does it just mean any race in a car?
to put it simply
it all just means x4 GTA$ and RP on land races
I foretold this guys
yeah but what is a "land race"
can i have it too
Sure
thans
Someone wanna play later
I just moved from PS4 to PC, can I transfer my gta online data over?
Doubt it
Okay no worries thanks
Yo what good cars does Dax’s mission give?
Oppressor mk 2
Bullshit
How much is banshee selling for ?
Cheap
nah its true trust
also f160 raiju
and the uh
I forgot what its called
the car that goes really fast if you drive it
Velum
yeah that too

anyone cayo x cayo ps5
@dawn shuttle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Requested by: @tepid fossil
I want the niobe, should i wait for weekly discount or just buy im doubting


