gta-online

[pliant kestrel]

you do know this chat is for gtaO right?

[fluid pivot]

Bro still hsnt finished story mode

[shut field]

spent 1,3m on salvage and i get 2m from it, das profit.

[fluid pivot]

Why cant i send vids

[proud juniper]

Lvl 5 to send attachments i think

[pliant kestrel]

because you cant send videos here.

You can once you get level 5 and then can send them in #gta-vehicles / #gta-media

[fluid pivot]

Oh ok

[harsh pasture]

How good is the Vigero ZX?

[thorny oriole]

Decent

[digital bluff]

Any of you know about ped models in the game files. I’m looking for a specific ped

[soft sparrow]

decent got a lot of wheelspin tho but its pretty good

[thorny oriole]

Guess so

[fresh magnet]

@fluid bone, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[harsh pasture]

Alr I'll pick it up rn

[fluid pivot]

But how are you playing gta 6 early

[thorny oriole]

Nah😭

[thorny oriole]

Huh

[fluid pivot]

Look at his profile

Hes playing gta 6

[thorny oriole]

Wild😂

[quiet widget]

Lmao

[keen hearth]

greetings loved ones

[keen hearth]

on discord

u can open a game

[quiet widget]

Greetings

[keen hearth]

and change the name of the game

[formal crow]

i have it nicely colourfud and nice wheel

[keen hearth]

colourfud

[formal crow]

can sell you if you want

[hollow tulip]

does wearing LS car meet shoes count towards double rp for every 4 minutes spent in there?

[soft sparrow]

yes

[hollow tulip]

or is it only shirts whole outfits etc

[soft sparrow]

anything from the lscm shop counts

[mental nexus]

Fast as fuck

[soft sparrow]

what level are you at rn?

[hollow tulip]

396

i wanna make it to 1000 eventually

looking forward to next week for the bonus

[soft sparrow]

next week should be 5x rp best to afk then

[formal crow]

mine 1000 no diffrent with 20 if you over 120 level

[keen hearth]

LOL

you’d have to grind all year

Straight RP grind

[hollow tulip]

i meant lscm level

[soft sparrow]

just have to afk 24/7 for 4.5 months

[hollow tulip]

not my character level

[soft sparrow]

without any boosts

[charred arrow]

hey idk if thats the right channel to ask but is there any gta Germany Server ?

[woeful laurel]

why did i read this as boobs

[soft sparrow]

idk hahaha but worse why did this make me laugh haha

[thorny oriole]

Huh

[soft sparrow]

[hollow walrus]

Is their a doomsday lfg?

[ancient kindle]

Where i go to ask people to grind

[fresh magnet]

@ancient kindle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[soft sparrow]

no just use old or other

[hollow walrus]

Oh i got a warning when i used other

[soft sparrow]

idk why there isnt just a doomsday channel its so confusing

[hollow walrus]

Yeah

[finite stratus]

what vehicle should i get for js driving across the map, i already have armored kuruma for heists

[hollow walrus]

Get chop shop and get the d10

[ionic pike]

the good looking one

[tepid fossil]

Powersurge

[soft sparrow]

bed time

[gilded pollen]

backseat driver is the worst trophy ever

thank god i got it.

[gilded pollen]

definetly get a motorbike

[worldly marten]

Hello

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[formal crow]

hello

[tepid fossil]

Hello

[worldly marten]

I have a question

[obsidian jackal]

Goodnight wasted

[torpid fiber]

Bro why is it so common for the hacker on pacific standard to just completely fucking forget he's the hacker

[tepid fossil]

Never happened to me

[torpid fiber]

Its almost every time for me

The hacker thinks they're crowd control and stays upstairs shooting

[tepid fossil]

[torpid fiber]

Shits annoying

[tepid fossil]

I played Pacific standard over a hundred times and it never happened to me you're just unlucky

[pliant kestrel]

its even worse when demo forgets they are demo 💔

[abstract urchin]

[fresh magnet]

@worldly marten, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[torpid fiber]

YES, i hate randoms so much 😭

Dude the LM87 is so cracked

[abstract urchin]

h

[torpid fiber]

No ones catching me in this thing unless they're flying

[gilded pollen]

so how many of us grinded non stop until 5 am for a mansion..

[warped isle]

@agile holly tes ou petit?

[ruby sand]

guys quick question how tf is el rubio still rich after like abt 420M robberies in Cayo P

[gilded pollen]

infinite money glitch obviously

[lyric lantern]

is gta 6 already out?

[tranquil glacier]

Yup, been out since November

[sterile lodge]

Why cant they add more options to customize ur plates

[gilded pollen]

u can put custom names on them but idk how

[sterile lodge]

Yeah ik that but besides the custom text I meant

[zenith plank]

yes

[sterile lodge]

The only way to get other plates is through salvage yard or buying modded cars

[lyric lantern]

yay

[formal crow]

who is your dealer

[sterile lodge]

I don’t buy cars from other players I’m just sayin that rockstar should’ve added more options to customize ur plates

It’s been the same ones for years

[gilded pollen]

i think a modded colour car is enough modding for a cae

car*

[hushed bane]

Yo guys should I keep d10 or just get 800k

[gilded pollen]

cant get 800k

only 500k

[sterile lodge]

I kept it cuz the rare plate

[hushed bane]

You sell to Yusuf Amir not LSC

[sterile lodge]

If u don’t care then u can sell it

[gilded pollen]

wait nvm

wait the d10 was rare...

[frail gyro]

What's the average amount of money people tend to get doing Cayo? (When 2 people run it)

[hushed bane]

I mean I would like more cops Corvette

[gilded pollen]

1.5

[sour zenith]

Around 1.5 million

[gilded pollen]

jiggleheimer

i got a mansion

with 2 pets

tuff right ?

[sour zenith]

Tuff as hell

[sterile lodge]

Just the license plate

[hushed bane]

Poor Mikey got treated like shit when you buy mansion

[gilded pollen]

i didnt even care i sold ts

[sterile lodge]

Fair

[quick quarry]

Any one in legacy?

[gilded pollen]

wdym nth happened

[fresh magnet]

@quick quarry, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[hushed bane]

They put Michael in the winter DLC and then he only appears in half a mission

Just for a lame slow motion

[gilded pollen]

yeah it was sad

both franklin and trevor got heists

[icy osprey]

Trevor??

[gilded pollen]

i mean the first time u do michaels mission u get 500k and u use his ability

[icy osprey]

He's in GTAO?

[hushed bane]

Series A funding

[gilded pollen]

wich was rlly cool

[tepid fossil]

Yes

[hushed bane]

It was funny too

[icy osprey]

OG Heists?

[tepid fossil]

Yes

[sterile lodge]

Did somebody say yoga?

[tepid fossil]

[icy osprey]

Oh ok that explains it. I have never done OG Heists, plus Steven Ogg hates Trevor lol

[gilded pollen]

how did ur gtao character get knocked down by a guy behind a door like bro u robbed dim casino 50 plus times and ur fallinh for that???

[gilded pollen]

i dont think he does anymore

[still summit]

Act 2 final b2b 3 times each

[hushed bane]

"I think she said lowlife whore mongering ass wipe"

Michael,2013

[icy osprey]

In a way I understand his perspective on wanting to be recognized for his other work, but also you should definitely embrace the character that made your career

[gilded pollen]

yeah he was also imo the best character

bro was so funny

[tepid fossil]

Og heists are the most fun heists imo

[gilded pollen]

pacific standard

never done it but always wanted to shi looks fun asf

[icy osprey]

Oh, best acting alongside Lester. Those two guys are really lively in their acting

[gilded pollen]

the one scene where lesters ass is out bro replayed that more thann 500 times

[still summit]

Doomsday act 2 b2b 3 times each?

[fresh magnet]

@still summit, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[hushed bane]

You mean Long John Teabag

[tepid fossil]

💀 _ _

[gilded pollen]

guys what classes as 100 percent in gtao like owning and done everything

[still summit]

I couldn't find it

[icy osprey]

They sound really fun, but finding 3 other people to do it with is a bit tough considering the average GTA player skill and dedication level

[gilded pollen]

bro we got are preferences thats mine...

[still summit]

Where is it exactly?

[gilded pollen]

whats the best bussiness im stuck between nightclub and hanger

[tepid fossil]

Old heist

[tepid fossil]

Hanger is horrible

[icy osprey]

Lester really got to shine in GTAO. The voice acting for the Doomsday Heist was nothing short of fantastic

[still summit]

Oh I found it. Thx

[sour zenith]

Hangar has much higher money per hour value since it’s an active business but Nightclub is more practical

Hangar is mid as hell solo. With multiple people though it’s top tier.

[gilded pollen]

i think ill just abandon my nightclub till its full and in the meanwhile ill rotate cayo dim w my friend and dre and sourcing stuff for hanger

[slim oyster]

Nightclub is the best man it’s Js complete passive income u Js need playtime and some other businesses

[gilded pollen]

or i could bring my frined to do hangar

[sterile lodge]

I heard u get 1 mil an hour solo. How’s that mid?

[gilded pollen]

more

if u know what ur doing

3 mil in public

2.5 inv only

[icy osprey]

Takes a while to set up ngl

[pliant kestrel]

Its very unoptimized solo, thats not exactly good

[sour zenith]

When the average sports car and supercar since 2017 has been 1.5-2.5+ mill, I’d say that’s mid

With just 1 other person though it becomes solid

[gilded pollen]

dont forget the opressor

[warm swift]

I once got 30K in 1 hour

[sour zenith]

And 3-4 man Hangar is top tier

[gilded pollen]

mk2

when did the opressor get buffed in price

i remeber it used to be like 4 mil no?

[sour zenith]

Like 2023 or 2024 I think

[pliant kestrel]

3.4mil

[icy osprey]

Impressive, that's enough to buy you something nice

[gilded pollen]

makes sense i didnt play then i stopped

[gilded pollen]

DAMN IT USED TO BE CHEAP

[sterile lodge]

Yeah but because you’re in free roam your passive businesses are always running alongside. With heists idk if ur passives still run

[gilded pollen]

bro what i made 750k in 1 min...

[quasi sequoia]

Best property is the Agency cause of the driver.

[gilded pollen]

in preps yeah

[sour zenith]

They technically should but from my experience they don’t half the time

[gilded pollen]

in heists maybe

[icy osprey]

Imma go grind until I fall asleep

[warm swift]

Im talking about hangar

[sterile lodge]

But ye either way the hangar is boring asf

[true flower]

My friend still insists the deluxo has missiles on it. I am conflicted.

[gilded pollen]

hanger doesnt do shit pasivley

its lowk ahh unless you find repetative stuff fun

[sour zenith]

It doesn’t come with missiles but you can put missiles on it

[gilded pollen]

it does..

[true flower]

You mf'ers said it doesn't have missiles. That implies it can never get missiles you morons.

[gilded pollen]

ballright can some mod personally gibe me the ps5 role

it isnt working

like the frick

[warm swift]

Yeah i did a resource mission or whatever the name is it took me an hour to do it and i only got 30K from that

[gilded pollen]

AN HOUR

HOLY WHAT

defiently air mission

[warm swift]

Yeah that

[gilded pollen]

land is the best + sometimes u can get one where theres a lost slam van and u can glitch it so u can keep it

[sour zenith]

Whoever told you that was wrong unfortunately

[icy osprey]

Pretty entertaining to see though

[true flower]

You told me that you dunces.

[icy osprey]

We all collectively said that? Are you sure?

[tepid fossil]

😭 _ _

[gilded pollen]

yo bro if u werent so broke u could find out urself

[sour zenith]

The 2nd half of my message clearly says you can put missiles on it

[true flower]

Well clearly I missed that lol

[sour zenith]

☹️

[icy osprey]

Is it still our fault

[lyric lantern]

do you guys keep having fun in gta online in 2026?

[formal crow]

once i lost 50k in an hour

[icy osprey]

Yes

[true flower]

Nah it's my fault for having a short attention span. I believe you.

[gilded pollen]

check gta media @true flower

[formal crow]

yep udmk2 and shuntboost funny

[lyric lantern]

how

[sour zenith]

Troll low levels

[tepid fossil]

I join random apartment heists missions and help people

[icy osprey]

Grief griefers

[obsidian quail]

[sour zenith]

Whoever put thumbs down, I will find you

[icy osprey]

And clip farm with cool kills

[pliant kestrel]

[sour zenith]

Starting GTA Online with GTA 6 right around the corner I’m doing them a favor my making their gameplay miserable

Saving their sanity

[formal crow]

learn udmk2 go right above tryhards and watch them to ewo for 15 min while listening music back ground

quite funny

[gilded pollen]

i put thumbs up

[icy osprey]

GTA 6 won't have Online in a while though lol

[sour zenith]

Real shit

[true flower]

Wait, no, I meant yesterday when I said the deluxo has missiles on it. You all said. "No" with no further clarification. One would think "you can put missiles on it after purchasing it" would come up at some point.

[icy osprey]

I started practicing bunny hopping on BMX and flying with Scarab to troll griefers

[pliant kestrel]

I didn't even read what it said, I just reacted cause Im tired

[icy osprey]

I'm PikaHat

[warm swift]

Hi tired

[gilded pollen]

alright knoway operative

[pliant kestrel]

hello sommerville_0

[sterile lodge]

Well considering that ur passives are guaranteed to run while grinding the hangar, doesn’t that make it decent solo on top of that 1 mil an hour?

[tepid fossil]

[formal crow]

he said he likes men

[gilded pollen]

yup but extremely boring

[tepid fossil]

Who

[sterile lodge]

Agreed

[formal crow]

he

[gilded pollen]

whats the tuffest car to have on the podium can be any obtainable and ill try put it on

[pliant kestrel]

Scarab

[icy osprey]

It would be a rare car, like a Mystery Slot Lucky Wheel car

[gilded pollen]

okay how do i get this..

[pliant kestrel]

Buy it from the arena warfare pre-built website

[gilded pollen]

i am not putting slam van that looks like a slab of shit

[gilded pollen]

oh god its gnna be expensive asf and look goofy ash

[icy osprey]

There's more than just the Slam Van

[gilded pollen]

i know but thats the one most people know

[pliant kestrel]

you didn't say anything about cost 💔

[gilded pollen]

so i just assumed

[pliant kestrel]

asbo then

[gilded pollen]

ok tbf i didnt so i will do scarab

if i go broke it doesnt matter i have everything i could want

[icy osprey]

Yeah you didn't put any barriers, no price cap or accessibility cap

Try Roosevelt Valor fr

[gilded pollen]

what is ts

[icy osprey]

Barrier of entry

[gilded pollen]

oh fah

it might take AGES to get on the auto shoo

shop

but i could try

[icy osprey]

Auto shoo little fly

[gilded pollen]

son

[warm swift]

Daughter

[gilded pollen]

atp i may aswell put my khanjali on the podium

[icy osprey]

Yeah I was about to say, it's daughter

Doesn't have the same ring to it but

[tepid fossil]

[icy osprey]

You can start a new trend I think

[true kite]

How come i cant send photos in chats that other people can send photos in

[gilded pollen]

who

[faint spear]

[true kite]

I would have appreciated a message more but ty

[faint spear]

Too lazy

[gilded pollen]

never seen ts before what

[harsh mesa]

i can clearly read a message

[gilded pollen]

happy late bday

[icy osprey]

You are not level 5 my friend!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNRECOGNIZABLE

[gilded pollen]

late************

[harsh mesa]

how u got sm energy

[gilded pollen]

change it quick before she notice or he idfk change it quick

[icy osprey]

I charged my message

[true kite]

How can i lvl up is it just by messing

[harsh mesa]

charge mine too

[true kite]

Messaging

[harsh mesa]

yap

[gilded pollen]

what level for gif perm

fah

[harsh mesa]

i believe its the same

[tepid fossil]

5

[icy osprey]

Ok no promises though

This is very GTA-related ish so yez yez

[harsh mesa]

u cant send anything here either way

[true kite]

I just want to send a picture of my pet

[gilded pollen]

how do i check what lv i am

[harsh mesa]

if it doesnt work u aint getting ur cars insured anymore

[harsh mesa]

do !lvl

[gilded pollen]

6

[sterile lodge]

Do people actually use the remote control Imani tech?

[gilded pollen]

but i cant do gifs

[icy osprey]

Noooooo I love insurance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harsh mesa]

im almost 73

[icy osprey]

You're old

[harsh mesa]

nah 73 is teenage

[warm swift]

No

[icy osprey]

In dog years yeh

[harsh mesa]

sup bimo

[gilded pollen]

technically if ur 113 ur a tennager

[icy osprey]

It just loops back to teenager

[harsh mesa]

exactly man

tell em

[gilded pollen]

ive been a tennager 3 times now

[icy osprey]

You get Benjamin Button'd after your 100th anniversary

[faint spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/745943839499485234.webp?size=64&animated=true

[icy osprey]

Traumatic

[pliant kestrel]

it gets way better past 200 trust

[icy osprey]

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

[harsh mesa]

the last time i tried to send something like this i got warned

[warm swift]

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

[gilded pollen]

BROOOOO

[tepid fossil]

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

[harsh mesa]

what

whose bday

[gilded pollen]

content is blockdd from server

[harsh mesa]

and how u got sm energy

[gilded pollen]

but im lv 6

[icy osprey]

YESSSS HAPPY BIRTH UNDESCRIBABLE!!!!!!

DAY

[hushed moon]

Hi guys

[harsh mesa]

undescribable? 😭

[gilded pollen]

bro im sure undescrivables bday was last wekk...

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[icy osprey]

Yes that's their new name, it came with their birthday

[faint spear]

3 day's ago*

[harsh mesa]

ill find out in some years

[gilded pollen]

wall i am NOT putting that weird ass thing on my podium ill just put the khanjali

[harsh mesa]

"new year new me" ahh

[pliant kestrel]

you don't like the asbo?

lame

[gilded pollen]

not the asbo

[faint spear]

Abso hsw when

[gilded pollen]

the scarab

[harsh mesa]

asbo needs to be stanced even lower

[pliant kestrel]

tonight with nitrous and a lifted suspension kit

[harsh mesa]

lowered asbo >>>

[gilded pollen]

where do u buy asbo

[pliant kestrel]

I kinda hate lowered cars, they kinda suck

[faint spear]

SSASA

[harsh mesa]

u pay me 50$

[icy osprey]

Imma grind vehicle warehouse so it can be optimized

[gilded pollen]

2 door?

[zenith plank]

does anyone actually check lfg other?

[harsh mesa]

but lowered asbo >>>

[faint spear]

Not me

[harsh mesa]

nah

[formal crow]

rich millonaire

[faint spear]

People slow me down

[zenith plank]

imma be struggling to find an individual to race with

[outer forge]

Fr slammed cars look like your asking for a new car

[pliant kestrel]

not really, cause I only do stuff that attaines attributes to the main lfg channels like cayo, casino, and vehicles (or old heist if doomsday)

[zenith plank]

because i sent a req there like an hour ago n nobody responded

[faint spear]

Well mainly because you use vehicles lfg for that

[zenith plank]

fr?

[faint spear]

And patience is needed

Yes

[zenith plank]

ok

thank you lester that was very needed

[faint spear]

I can't take you seriously with tht pfp

[harsh mesa]

i thought its only to trade vehicles

[zenith plank]

dont take me seriously 👀

[gilded pollen]

bro what type of thing is this asbo

[sturdy jewel]

Can anyone help me get 7m
(Will cashapp)

[fresh magnet]

@sturdy jewel, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[faint spear]

!rule 4

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 4

Be mindful of channels and their uses; read the channel descriptions and take notice.

Requested by

@faint spear

[pliant kestrel]

wow, breaking the rules trace?

[zenith plank]

snitching on yourself

[faint spear]

Wait

[tepid fossil]

[harsh mesa]

what 💔💔💔

[sturdy jewel]

I own Lester

[warm swift]

Tuff

[pliant kestrel]

you can't do that stuff here

nah get a pc, thats the real way

[sturdy jewel]

My bad my finger slipped

[pliant kestrel]

thats a lot of letters to slip over don't you think?

[harsh mesa]

it happens

[faint spear]

That's what rule 4 is for

[sturdy jewel]

Swipe typing is crazy sometimes on iPhone 🤷🏼‍♂️

[faint spear]

Check the channel descriptions of vehicles lfg

[harsh mesa]

didnt break any rule tho 😔

[woeful laurel]

gimme $3,827.90 AUD i'll happily get one

[formal crow]

say wallahi bro say wallahi ahhhhh

[gilded pollen]

is the asbo ur talking abt the maxwell asbo...

[faint spear]

It was meant to be a joke but you didn't get it

Yes

[pliant kestrel]

best I can do is a 1080ti and 3 sticks of ddr3

[harsh mesa]

one of my scripts can install free ram on his pc, just give him a 1080ti

what

[woeful laurel]

what what

[gilded pollen]

bro got banned

who was it

[harsh mesa]

bro got deleted

[woeful laurel]

bro got broed

[sour zenith]

It’s “decent” yeah that’s why I called it mid. But just running Cayo Duo or Casino Duo will net you double the money per hour while being way more fun and engaging.
Your passive businesses won’t run as efficiently but you’re losing out on like maybe 150-300K/hr worth of passive income for a gain of over 1 mill/hr by running heists.

[gilded pollen]

wait he was the first person to talk here???

whys he banned

[pliant kestrel]

real ones woulda known that #community was for gta first

[pliant kestrel]

deleted account, not banned

(probably)

[gilded pollen]

oh

that msg was from 2019 how long has bro been scrolling for...

[harsh mesa]

i knew that

[warm swift]

Stop lying

[gilded pollen]

wait who even owns this erver

[harsh mesa]

me

[tepid fossil]

Me

[pliant kestrel]

Not hard if you just do #gta-online Cycle messages from oldest to latest, just shows the first message first

[harsh mesa]

bimo dont

[tepid fossil]

No

[pliant kestrel]

||James||

[harsh mesa]

[harsh mesa]

shh

[gilded pollen]

whos that though...

[harsh mesa]

me

[gilded pollen]

maybe you own it

[sour zenith]

John GTA

No

John Theft Auto

[tardy drum]

Me, the one and only

[harsh mesa]

jta

[harsh mesa]

stop trying to be me

[faint spear]

[tepid fossil]

ne yeah edit that loser

[pliant kestrel]

jeeteeaiy?

[gilded pollen]

7 minutes

7 minutes is all i can spare.

[tepid fossil]

[harsh mesa]

bo'oh 'o wo'a

[faint spear]

Do i need to !gta

[gilded pollen]

what is this acient language

[stray brook]

Sleep bro its 5 in the morning

[warm swift]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @warm swift

[harsh mesa]

how about i stop insuring ALL ur cars from now on

[harsh mesa]

pocket mod did it for u

[calm vector]

How do I make sure that my Mc businesses don’t get shut down so that my product in the night club goes up

[faint spear]

Tf is cfo

[faint spear]

Just keep them open

[gilded pollen]

ill just change insurance

[faint spear]

No supplies needed to keep it running for nc

[harsh mesa]

chief financial officer

[sour zenith]

Make sure they don’t have any stock in them and/or don’t register as an MC

[stray brook]

@harsh mesa

[pliant kestrel]

You can just... leave them without supplies. They are entirely separate stock wise from the NC version, they are different so long as its open and running you get NC stock from it

[harsh mesa]

soon ✌️

[tardy drum]

They should make that a feature in gta 6 to have different insurances

[calm vector]

Ok thank you

[gilded pollen]

bro idk what car to put on the podium

[harsh mesa]

we're the only insurance company in los santos

[gilded pollen]

i paid for it just to not know what to put on

[gilded pollen]

exactly i live in sandy shores

so i dont even use u

[sour zenith]

Glitch the Brickade 6x6 into it

[gilded pollen]

son 😭

so i could do with khanjali?

[sour zenith]

Yeah

Khanjali on F1 wheels

[harsh mesa]

scooter

the one right answer

shit mogs everything else

[gilded pollen]

nvm i made my mind up

[warm swift]

You changed teams?
U liked scooters yesterday

[gilded pollen]

i got an f1 car

[sterile lodge]

I’ll agree with that

[harsh mesa]

i like both

wait no

SCOOTER BETTER

but how do u know that

[tepid fossil]

[gilded pollen]

the faggio..

actually ur right

ima buy one and fully mod it then put it on

[harsh mesa]

good boy

[harsh mesa]

get a faggio mod instead

[gilded pollen]

sure

[harsh mesa]

put mirrors and lights on the whole front end

[gilded pollen]

were do u buy

[tepid fossil]

What

[gilded pollen]

faggio

[tepid fossil]

Ask @harsh mesa

[pliant kestrel]

faggio mod is what they are talking about, however I do not believe it is currently listed for sale on websites

[gilded pollen]

yh

[harsh mesa]

u have to buy it from someone else

[gilded pollen]

or steal a faggio of the street and claim it ur own

[gilded pollen]

so u got one?

[harsh mesa]

yeah

a really beautiful one

[gilded pollen]

wait

i couldnt buy it

im on ps5

[harsh mesa]

ur on ps4 tho

[gilded pollen]

the role dont work

[harsh mesa]

oh

[gilded pollen]

yh

i put a fully blacked out f1 car on the podium

holy tuff

[warm swift]

Son

U killed the chat

[harsh mesa]

revive it my goat

[gilded pollen]

how.

[umbral steppe]

Sorry if this is a common query but what point do you close the game on Cayo for replay? Been years since I've had to do it

[harsh mesa]

u dont

[gilded pollen]

whenn he give u the envelope im pretty sure

[high lark]

all the public sessions have 1 person and thats a bot that keeps inviting me to deathmatches, whenever i find a new public session its always empty with a bot in

[gilded pollen]

oh lets go i got the ps5 role

thank u mod god from somewhere

[high lark]

gta enhanced is deadd!!!

[brazen plank]

hey alll

[mighty isle]

[harsh mesa]

what gta enhanced are u playing

[tepid fossil]

Mobile

[harsh mesa]

valid

[high lark]

samsung fridge

[high lark]

pc bro

how can i fix this thing

[harsh mesa]

u dont

i only see a lobby with bots in like once a week

[high lark]

huh

is it cus im new to enhanced

can someone tell me how to leave bot lobbies

[fallow urchin]

Gents I'm actually suffering from success. As a legit grinder I just blew 7 million dollars today on buying all sorts of crap and I genuinely do not feel intimidated on me making it all back..

[harsh mesa]

just switch session

[fallow urchin]

When I make 3 million dollars a day, I quickly realise my bucket list is emptying up.

[high lark]

i did for 10 times

[harsh mesa]

time to go touch some grass

[high lark]

all 10 empty

[jagged sedge]

Bucket list?

[harsh mesa]

if u session hop too often, u start joining empty lobbies

either restart game or go afk for sometime

[high lark]

i just entered the game

[harsh mesa]

u just said u session hopped 10 times

[high lark]

yea entered to a empty so hopped 10 times

[fallow urchin]

List of crap I need to buy to fulfill my GTA online character.

Currently I need a few helis and a garage full of tricked out supercars and sports cars

[jagged sedge]

I c

[fallow urchin]

Bro if I wasn't touching grass I would be making 5 million dollars a day and I am not that insane

[harsh mesa]

i mean u can make that much in a day normally

[fallow urchin]

Bros I got all of my product waiting to be sold for a 1.8 million dollar profit, but bros, I can't handle potentially 2 hours of grinding and then hopping on another Oscar Guzman/Cayo perico

I'll just do that 500k salvage yard job and call it a day.

[fallow urchin]

If you have no life.

[harsh mesa]

with max 2-3 hours of grinding

[tepid fossil]

[harsh mesa]

i wouldnt call that nolifer

[fallow urchin]

Gents.. I am a LEGIT GRINDER. I don't do exploits

[harsh mesa]

never said u have to use exploits for that

[fallow urchin]

Now how do you do that bro? Make 5 million in 3 hours.

[turbid raven]

I have a casino and I need one person

[zenith plank]

scramjet or ruiner 2000?

[fresh magnet]

@turbid raven, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[tepid fossil]

Neither

[harsh mesa]

never did this myself but id just do cayo, dr dre and casino, 1 hour each

[formal crow]

it breaks my mental when someone act like mod

[harsh mesa]

even if not 5mil it'll get u 3.5-4.5mil

[formal crow]

he typed here just leave him alone this chat more active than others

[fallow urchin]

Nah man that Strat even with passive income combined on average will net you a solid 2.2 million dollars in clean cash

[harsh mesa]

?? 💀

[fallow urchin]

Very respectable way to make cash tho.

2.5 million dollars of less in 3 hours is a great way to make money

[fallow urchin]

Bro I am a sweaty grinder, I did the math per hour on every grind and mission

[harsh mesa]

cayo is 1.3mil average, dre is 1mil guaranteed, casino is also like 1.5mil

[fallow urchin]

Cayo is not 1.3 million.

For an average Cayo job assuming you raid the airfield.

You will net an average rate of 800k-1 million dollars

Just now I basically could have made 860k on my recent Cayo grind

[harsh mesa]

if u end up with scoping gold just get someone from lfg and give urself 85%

there are also chances u get some decent primary target like ruby necklace

i used to replay ruby necklace + 3 gold and get 1.3mil each time

[warm swift]

i ain't reading all this

[harsh mesa]

count ur days

[warm swift]

Are you coming to visit me?

[harsh mesa]

i am

😋

[tepid fossil]

Freaky

[harsh mesa]

[fallow urchin]

Very situational but I get where you going

Genuinely it is a very profitable method btw. Typically when I see 2 cokes, 1 portrait and stacks of weed. I always bring in a partner in crime because I know the profit margins will be great and worth it

At the least it helps the other player get some decent cash and me an extra profit.

Same thing with Oscar Guzman, literally stealing 2 iron mules and stealing additional cargo with a partner in crime gives me an end cash of 800k at least and that's worth it for me and my ally

[harsh mesa]

ending up with complete trash loot is more rare than getting decent loot

[midnight cradle]

its possible to buy a rusty tractor from somebody in gta online?

[harsh mesa]

nah

[azure condor]

What's the most fun you've had destroying cargo?

[fresh magnet]

@spark basin, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[calm vector]

What’s the quickest way to do cayo setups?

[bleak thunder]

We all do 😮‍💨

Sadly I'm in a portable wifi box rn I'll just be a hindrance

[hollow hamlet]

Flying vehicle

Not sparrow

Deluxo or mk2

[fallow urchin]

In my current 10-15 runs on modern Cayo, i can actually make a verdict that it's 50/50

You're just as likely to get trash loot as you are getting great loot

[hollow hamlet]

Tequila so ahh

[calm vector]

I could also do speed run strats like jobwarping

[misty condor]

Can anyone help me sell my businesses etc?

[fallow urchin]

On average I make 875k per run

Worst case runs being 800k with tequila and cash with 1 bag of weed made (800k flat)

Best case was when I had 2 full coke stacks and bearer bonds

Made an easy 970k I believe (without elite challenge)

[harsh mesa]

blips disappear during cayo setups

[calm vector]

You can make it so that the blips stay

[harsh mesa]

its great then

tho u still need to keep a mk2 around to go back to kosatka

[fallow urchin]

Overall, if the airport has a full 6 pounds of loot with mixed crap like weed cash and especially coke

It's worth taking a buddy just to grab the cash ironically, since a full loot of cash is only 100k less than coke

Obvious you would grab the weed and paintings before cash so the profit margins are better.

[calm vector]

I do have mk2

[fallow urchin]

And yest it is profitable to have a buddy, you can make an additional 150k in cash on loot rich airports and it's a huge win for your buddy too (they will make 200k clean for 15 minutes of work)

[fast reef]

If you go duo, you would prioritize gold in the compound

[calm vector]

Also what’s the best afk method for nc

[fallow urchin]

But personally?

I think there should be more coke and weed spawns, it only encourages players to team up and grab the loot

[fallow urchin]

If you can get the 2 key cards early

(Kill the first guy in drainage and then grab the second one later)

Absolutely

[fast reef]

Even if you have to kill a bunch of guards in the compound

[fallow urchin]

But if you don't get the keycard

Then you shouldn't worry about it, grab the weed and coke and bounce via the plane of boat

[fast reef]

You can always get the keycards

[fallow urchin]

It's very easy btw. I have done it a few times even in my own run

[hollow hamlet]

Mk2 users are so buns

[brave silo]

yes yes we know

not all use them for griefing tho

[fast reef]

Yeah, I was telling you, not asking

[zenith plank]

BOII WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT OPPRESSOR MARK 2 💀💀

[hollow hamlet]

Just a noobmobile

[zenith plank]

also you spelt michael jackson wrong

[hollow hamlet]

Ruined the game ecojomy

[fallow urchin]

I've been doing cayos for years ofc I know it, it's just that I assume you fail on your few tries and if you do

No worries grab the coke and paintings and you'll still get a good deal

If only they buffed the loot in the airport to always be filled with something to make it worthwhile

But honestly, I enjoy the Oscar Guzman heist for that reason

It's easy and predictable and if you have a buddy to help you on the iron mules and cargo missions, making 800-850k is so damn easy.

[harsh mesa]

it was other cars that ruined it

[fallow urchin]

Even if it's less efficient than Cayo perico solo, at least I don't have to deal with the horrific Merryweather job

[harsh mesa]

some were even more expensive than adder

[torpid fiber]

Yo i just got a warning for not using the right l f g chat but i was

[tepid fossil]

[obsidian dome]

Real

[brave silo]

it happens

[blissful dagger]

There’s a guy level 1071 and he keeps tryna kill me with his savage like he literally keeps flying across the map to try kill me like a noob

[torpid fiber]

I just want that ls car meet ride 😭

[crisp grove]

just joined online couldnt migrate my previous stacked account rip.

[harsh mesa]

get on the grind

[crisp grove]

idk where to start been so long lmao

[harsh mesa]

join cayo lfgs

[crisp grove]

bet

[harsh mesa]

save up, buy a kosatka and then do ur own cayo

[mighty isle]

did u piss him off?

usually when someone annoys me ill keep killing them too xd

[magic roost]

nvm rank 1071

[tepid fossil]

[mighty isle]

wdym nvm

he might be a modding loser

[tepid fossil]

He typed something and deleted it

[mighty isle]

but legit players exist

[mighty isle]

oh

[twin bridge]

Do acid lab in between so you have passive shit to work for as well

[crisp grove]

Ill keep in mind im doin character select rn. lol

starting from 0

[twin bridge]

First and last dose, and then joining people in cayo lfg during the 10 fooligan job 48 min cooldowns

Then maybe cayo lfg first to get some weapons and ammo and a car to get acid lab setup

[crisp grove]

Alr bett

[stark bluff]

yo

can someone help me level up i kinda js started and im lvl 9 with sum guns

[torpid fiber]

Someone check #gta-media and tell me if im going crazy

[magic roost]

20 year old engine spaghetti code acting up

[torpid fiber]

Must be lol

[full plume]

Does anyone know why cars don't cost much anymore when they are sold

[magic roost]

car dupers

[sour zenith]

Rockstar capped the sell value to prevent car duping

[full plume]

Ohhh

That makes sense

[sour zenith]

It applies to all vehicle as well. Not just cars

6 mill Raiju now sells for 500K

[fallow urchin]

Guyz

Here's a really gigachad protip for the Oscar Guzman mission no one knows

Tip;
Use sticky bombs and plant them on the vehicles during the iron mule mission.

Plant 6-7 of them while planting the 4 jammers

[tepid fossil]

Did you just say 67

[fallow urchin]

Blow them all up during the destruction phase and they will count and immediately shootup

Also use armoured koruma to snipe the buzzards,

[fallow urchin]

Yep. It is THAT EASY.

I can finish that mission in like 6 minutes with just my AP pistol and armoured Koruma.

Literally a minimum Loadout

[warm swift]

6-7?

[tepid fossil]

[fallow urchin]

You can plant up to 10 sticky bombs on the vehicles during the iron mule mission for the Oscar Guzman heist

I typically plant 7

Gets to 70% and I snipe the buzzards BEFORE I blow the vehicles with my C4 sticky bombs

Do you guys seriously want me to make a video guide on how to do it? It's stupidly easy

[warm swift]

No

[fallow urchin]

Makes making 750k on Oscar Guzman easy bro

Besides the dog shit mogul mission

I literally learned to dogfight because of that awful buggy mission

[harsh mesa]

what the fuck

[tepid fossil]

Language

[versed nebula]

Can we keep it pg guys..?

[warm swift]

What the freak

[harsh mesa]

server related to gta btw

[ruby sand]

idk how do you handle swearing in game

[glacial slate]

I don’t fucking know

[ruby sand]

hows your fucking day

[glacial slate]

Shut up

[warm swift]

No

[glacial slate]

Alright i’ll go to sleep then

[warm swift]

@versed nebula what

[versed nebula]

what what

[harsh mesa]

what

[tepid fossil]

what

[bright lodge]

What

[ruby sand]

what

[worthy oyster]

Can anyone do races for the ls car meet weekly chalenge

[azure condor]

Yes

[versed nebula]

Jerk

[woeful laurel]

should i make a r32 or r33 based midnight purple build on the eleghy retro

[azure condor]

Both

[worthy oyster]

Thank you whats your name

on gta

[azure condor]

Why do you want to know my I'd?

[worthy oyster]

To do the races

[wheat axle]

guys can the criminal mastermind be replayed? (og heists)

what i meant was can you get the reward again? (12mil)

[azure condor]

Ahh, you weren't asking a question, you were doing an lfg request.

!lfg @worthy oyster

[fresh magnet]

@worthy oyster, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @azure condor

[worthy oyster]

Oh shoot my fault

[warm swift]

Not on the same character

[wheat axle]

so its a one time deal only?

[warm swift]

Yes

[harsh mesa]

r32

[wheat axle]

character? so if i delete my char then make another one should it owrk

[harsh mesa]

nah its one time only

[warm swift]

No

[harsh mesa]

start running

[warm swift]

I think if you make a new character you can do it there but you dont have to delete the other charcter

[wheat axle]

yeah is that right?

[glacial slate]

Delete both characters for funsies

[warm swift]

Shut up

[wheat axle]

im asking for real gng 😭

[warm swift]

Yes

[harsh mesa]

its tied to the account not character

[glacial slate]

Why are you so mean

[harsh mesa]

u can only do it once per account

[warm swift]

Nk

No

[harsh mesa]

people would just abuse it that way

characters have shared bank

[harsh mesa]

bimo? mean? u trippin

[warm swift]

Dude when you make a new character and do cayo you get the first time bonus

[harsh mesa]

coz its not tied to the account

cmm is

its only once per account

[barren summit]

yoo wzzg chat

[wheat axle]

i thought it was only the doomsday?

[warm swift]

U sure?

[harsh mesa]

yeah its done once across all characters 🥀😭

[tepid fossil]

[wheat axle]

really?!??!?

bro i thought i could spam cmm 😭

[harsh mesa]

yeah

[harsh mesa]

rockstar aint that dumb

[tepid fossil]

I wonder if duviet is here

[harsh mesa]

hes always here

[wintry river]

fake news

[harsh mesa]

or not

[obtuse forge]

👀

[harsh mesa]

sup alice

[obtuse forge]

sup clanker

[warm swift]

Malice

[harsh mesa]

wsg alice

[obtuse forge]

Bimo

[acoustic minnow]

Yo

[tepid fossil]

Maliss

[obtuse forge]

shes banned for 2 weeks

[acoustic minnow]

Should I waste all my money on vehicle

[tepid fossil]

Tf

[obtuse forge]

yes

[acoustic minnow]

K

[tepid fossil]

[acoustic minnow]

3.8 mil spent 500k for upgrades left

[tepid fossil]

What's the vehicle

[acoustic minnow]

Nightmare cerberus

[tepid fossil]

No

[acoustic minnow]

I already wasted the 3.8

Now im about to upgrade

[harsh mesa]

sell it for 500k

[obtuse forge]

Which vehicle is that mini tempo

[acoustic minnow]

Imma drive it like 3 times then it will sit in my garage

Its the arena truck with flamethrower that also appears during Halloween event

[obtuse forge]

Last I saw that flamethrower barely does any damage to players

[inland rose]

Mark my words: someone will leak gta 6 just before the release and they'll be found and arrested soon after that

Either that, or that one leaker's case will scare everyone away from messing with r*

[obtuse forge]

It got delayed till 2027

[acoustic minnow]

It has cool horn

[harsh mesa]

it barely even has any range

[obtuse forge]

Yeah I guess good to just mess around

[harsh mesa]

day 1 of spreading misinformation and fake news

[uncut nest]

my favourite activity

[harsh mesa]

hell yeah

[obtuse forge]

Fighting copium with misinformation

[elder basalt]

gta6 community have been doing this for years now... so its more like day 666 or someting

[uncut nest]

nice try satan

[harsh mesa]

2017 was almost 10 years ago btw

[blissful dagger]

Kinda 😂

[tepid fossil]

No it was 3 years ago

[obtuse forge]

I got like 10 copy paste hate comments just for saying to stop tweaking and wait for the trailer like a normal person

[harsh mesa]

i wish

it was just 3 years ago

then smh its 10 now

[warm swift]

Dont cry im here

[harsh mesa]

lets cry tg

[elder basalt]

rookie move. Generate new hate comments on the go bru

new day new hate comment type of thing

[vagrant wigeon]

yo so like

like

[obtuse forge]

I was told to touch grass, coming from rabid basement dwellers with no sense of patience

[vagrant wigeon]

uh

[warm swift]

Like what

[vagrant wigeon]

how do you be trading cars

[harsh mesa]

let him process

[vagrant wigeon]

like

how does that work

[tepid fossil]

Stop saying like

[vagrant wigeon]

huh

im asking

[harsh mesa]

like

[vagrant wigeon]

cause like i see people be trading cars for cayo and like i wanna know how to do that

[obtuse forge]

This is what liking too many facebook posts does to you

[warm swift]

Like he's just asking like you know like

[vagrant wigeon]

cause what if i wanna yk like trade a cayo for a nice car

but how do you trade cars

[neat osprey]

With the current bonuses should I buy a salvage yard?

[harsh mesa]

trash vs garbage

[vagrant wigeon]

or do i gotta search it up

[obtuse forge]

Common. MC businesses will be revamped when gta 7 comes

[harsh mesa]

totally

[vagrant wigeon]

okay i’ll search it up

thanks

[tepid fossil]

Yw

[neat osprey]

Which location is honestly best

[obtuse forge]

Strawberry

[harsh mesa]

strawberry

[warm swift]

Milk

[obtuse forge]

Don't buy the most expensive one, it's bait

[neat osprey]

Thank you guys😃

[obtuse forge]

[harsh mesa]

that'll be 50$ + taxes

[neat osprey]

gulp

[harsh mesa]

how are we paying

[neat osprey]

uhhhhh

Fake shark cards?

[obtuse forge]

50 Zimbabwe dollars

[harsh mesa]

beat malice up and we good

[neat osprey]

Got u

[tepid fossil]

Tf did malice do

[harsh mesa]

nothing

its for the fun of it

[neat osprey]

(Malice just like pretend I beat you up Alr?)

[harsh mesa]

u will pay AND get beaten up if u dont do it

[obtuse forge]

I will call my mk2

[warm swift]

Beat @harsh mesa instead

[harsh mesa]

go ahead

[harsh mesa]

tf did i do

[warm swift]

Nothing

[harsh mesa]

and why bimo snitching on me

[obtuse forge]

Yes

[harsh mesa]

i thought we were homies for life

[tepid fossil]

I thought u were more than homies

[obtuse forge]

You are homieless

[neat osprey]

Can we just jump bimo then

[harsh mesa]

you will take your words back foul tarnished

[harsh mesa]

we have to come to a mutul agreement for that

[neat osprey]

All in favor say aye

[harsh mesa]

aye

[neat osprey]

Aye

[harsh mesa]

first in line

[neat osprey]

I feel that’s fair

[harsh mesa]

we are

[obtuse forge]

You may break your ankles when u jump

[neat osprey]

@obtuse forge

[tepid fossil]

Good one hehehehehehehhhehehheheehehehehhehehheheheheheheehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehe

[harsh mesa]

thats why we jumping bimo and not the floor

[tepid fossil]

[harsh mesa]

no hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[warm swift]

B-bb-b-b-but

[green aurora]

hi

[harsh mesa]

it'll be fine

[neat osprey]

Hi

[harsh mesa]

[neat osprey]

No buts no buts no coconuts

[zenith plank]

what about buts?

[obtuse forge]

Private session?

[plain prism]

finally got the opressor mk II

[obtuse forge]

[plain prism]

🙂

[tepid fossil]

First stage of becoming a villain

[plain prism]

i no grief

[harsh mesa]

remember to touch grass and take showers everyday

[neat osprey]

No coconuts

[plain prism]

nvm i grief

[harsh mesa]

no grief

[plain prism]

grief bad?

[harsh mesa]

grief bad.

[plain prism]

ok i no grief

good?

[obtuse forge]

I bought b11 instead of titan 250 D, heard rockstar nerfed the titan cannon range. Why they gotta do this, big planes already suck

[plain prism]

wait nagasaki shotaro is on crazy sale

[icy osprey]

Wow pikachu

[inland rose]

the next morning
"is it normal that you only get 2000$ for blowing up cargo?"

[plain prism]

i think u mean 5 mins after

bro they were delivering acid i had to get revenge

[obtuse forge]

Yellow squirrel

[plain prism]

this is my revenge arc after years of torture

[inland rose]

These pesky drug dealers are making the citizens of los santos unhealthy, they must be eliminated

[plain prism]

indeed

[inland rose]

Didn't naruto teach you anything

[zenith plank]

grief with OPPRESSOR though

🤤

[inland rose]

While flexing your upside down flying skills

[obtuse forge]

Selling the same shit yourself next day 😭

[zenith plank]

Who is Mk1 Enjoyer.

[harsh mesa]

ive tried and i cant fucking pull it off

[twin bridge]

I feel like the mk1 is a good way to get shortcuts when driving around

[tepid fossil]

Me

[zenith plank]

You're getting orbed in real life.

[harsh mesa]

i mean i can stay upside down but cant go in the direction i want with full control

[twin bridge]

Bc you can just fly over obstacles and through bends

[inland rose]

It's not hard just counteract the mk1's rotation

[zenith plank]

oppressor mark 2 better

[twin bridge]

Yeah

But it’s not as fun

[tepid fossil]

No

[inland rose]

Same

[zenith plank]

yes

[tepid fossil]

No

[twin bridge]

It’s fast and maneuverable for grinding

[plain prism]

it rlly is

[inland rose]

Let's be honest the mk2 is lightyears ahead of the mk1 for grinding, but it's not as fun

[harsh mesa]

it ends up getting back straight when i try to turn it and it overshoots

[zenith plank]

that name and pfp match is tuff icl

[obtuse forge]

I can invert the mk2 for like 5 mins then fuck it up

[tepid fossil]

Its fun for you now because its your first time

[plain prism]

thx

[inland rose]

The mk2 is a lot harder to fly upside down than the mk1

[zenith plank]

bro ive grinded cluckin bell and kno way out on my alt so hard that my alt is now surpassing my main in levels

[inland rose]

It also has the extra requirement of using the world around you

[twin bridge]

It’s the only vehicle in the game that has both land and controllable/guided capabilities with a boost

[warm swift]

Me when i glaze people that agree with me

[plain prism]

im probably getting mk I after but this is better than mk I for grinding

[zenith plank]

me when im wrong

(he never agreed with me)

[inland rose]

The mk2 can do everything the mk1 can, except for having fun and doing stunts

[twin bridge]

It’s unfortunate that it’s a bike instead of a car because you can get shot much easier and get knocked off the bike

[obtuse forge]

Me when I'm me

[zenith plank]

me when im the sheriff

[twin bridge]

I wish the scramjet had wings

[zenith plank]

and the caveman is out here

[inland rose]

The mk1 is fun but the mk2 is just better at everything

[obtuse forge]

Yes ofcourse why not

[twin bridge]

Does the car with the built-in parachute have a boost?

[inland rose]

Ruiner 2000 and no

[tepid fossil]

No

[harsh mesa]

it doesnt

and u can get that parachute on any car with mods

[zenith plank]

i wanna buy ruiner 2000 after i get kosatka

my plan is grind for deluxo, buy vigilante then kosatka

[twin bridge]

Mk1 if you value Control and air maneuverability more, scramjet if you value not accidentally getting knocked off your vehicle when you land

[inland rose]

The only possible scenario where the mk1 beats the mk2 is on highway speed, but most of the time you won't be traveling only through the highway and the advantage is negligible

[twin bridge]

I would like the scramjet more if I could learn how to control the direction of the car in the air when it’s boosted

[obtuse forge]

Mk1 dives are fun

[harsh mesa]

cant get knocked off ur vehicle when u land if u land in water

[plain prism]

idk where to go i got the mk2, i have the kosatka, nightclub, acid lab, bunker, terrorbyte, mobile operations center, agency, mc clubhouse, garment factory and yh

[twin bridge]

Then your shit gets destroyed

[inland rose]

I remember when i figured out how to VTOL land a mk1 and then proceeded to never perform it consistently again

[twin bridge]

Arcade

[plain prism]

somehow never heard of it, whats rthat do

[inland rose]

The casino heist pays more than cayo

[harsh mesa]

i always lose my glide and slam into the ground on mk1

gotta learn how to use ts

[twin bridge]

The diamond Casino heist. Preps can be done solo, finale can’t

There’s an optional MCT upgrade offered in the basement

[viral kindle]

Bro I cant save my free hsw discount?

[zenith plank]

non toreador issues...

[plain prism]

lowk not tryna vc with ppl cuz yh