gta-online

[void willow]

im genuinely obsessed with gta cars

[normal night]

as a weird example compare the ads from earlier games to the ones in V. Satire and jokes versus every ad saying front and center "lol we suck buy our product"
Just feels like they didn't try as hard

[quasi sequoia]

Weird energy there

[quiet widget]

Your favourite car?

[glass pasture]

just reached 400hours on gta 5 xd

(just on enhanced)

[void willow]

hmmm

[quiet widget]

I have 432 hours

[wintry river]

!ban @final beacon Accounts trading

[formal bay]

nobody cares

[placid hemlock]

✅ Banned kmtqs (Case #483786) (user notified with a direct message)

[void willow]

i mean i drive my cyclone 2 the most because it gets me around the fastest but if i had to say my favorite in looks then maybe my s95 or ocelot virtue

[soft sparrow]

[glass pasture]

i got ~800 with legacy combined

[normal night]

schlagen gt has had me on lock as of late

such a fun car

[quiet widget]

Double

[quasi sequoia]

Things feel more generic a bit yeah -- but it makes sense with the settings of 5

LA being fake is pretty on the nose framing

[formal bay]

how do i dupe cars?

[hazy mantle]

483k people have been banned wtf

[quiet widget]

Copy and paste

[quasi sequoia]

Ok, so...you load up GTA4 first

[normal night]

i don't want to sound like one of those people that's just "zomg v sucks IV is better" but I'll say there's a lot of things they need to take from IV rather than V with 6 lol

[glass pasture]

they couldn't do as serious of a story in LA yeah

[formal bay]

in gta 5 online

not 4

[quasi sequoia]

It was funny and that's all that matters.

[quiet widget]

Yup lmao

[glass pasture]

definitely not the driving god please not the driving

[cold garden]

Why would you even want to dupe cars after the value nerf?

[formal bay]

it's still 500k

[quiet widget]

Who knows

[normal night]

GTA IV's driving is not realistic but I'd still pick it over V's arcade kiddy crap any day lol

I should not be able to climb a mountain in a super car

[cold garden]

It continues flops as you sell up to a week to get the value reset

[glass pasture]

a mix is what i want personally

[formal bay]

that's 500k/week though pretty good

[quasi sequoia]

My biggest "complaint" (that isn't really even a complaint) is that GTAO is entirely closer to Saint Row than anything else before and there was a time where GTA players didn't want that to happen, heh.

[normal night]

this is the correct answer. Nuance with GTA fans is a lost cause though

[glass pasture]

why go through the hassle when you could just do a cluckin

[thorn current]

hah

[formal bay]

cluckin takes a hour

[formal bay]

what? it's half a million

[candid quartz]

Boring as fuck

[glass pasture]

well if you want money you gotta work for it

[thorn current]

if you want to do no work at all just afk and check back nightclub you’ll make way more than 500k a week

[formal bay]

i only need 24 weeks time and selling 24 cars to get mansion if i do the dupe car route

[quiet widget]

People want money + don't want to work. OK

[normal night]

I don't want every goddamn car to handle like my grandma's Mercury from 1974 but I'd at least like the cars to have a little goddamn weight. There's no inertia. Why do I stop entirely when I hit another car lmao @glass pasture

[glass pasture]

everything in online is boring as fuck get with the program

[quasi sequoia]

Just sell from cocaine lockup. Takes 15 mins gives you 500k and you can do other stuff while it fills

[thorn current]

good luck playing 24 weeks straight

[formal bay]

i heard mc businesses were bad

[candid quartz]

Yeah but why not just do doomday and get 3m in 5mins

[formal bay]

it's not 24 weeks straight

[quiet widget]

Good for nc

[glass pasture]

glitching money sucks

[quiet widget]

L money

[quasi sequoia]

If you're trying to strictly max per hour income yes.

[thorn current]

listen in this game the information about best stuff is mostly subjective. you have to play and discover best money for you as a player

[glass pasture]

real

[thorn current]

try not to let other people tell you how to play

[normal night]

I'd be inclined to agree if the game's economy wasn't explicitly anti-player tbh

[formal bay]

so wait if cocaine lockup is 500k in 15 mins how is that bad

[thorn current]

because ultimately no one knows how to play gta online the best

[quasi sequoia]

If you're trying to make good money and not doing the same things repeatedly, MC is good.

[normal night]

I don't money glitch myself but all the power to those who do so lol

[candid quartz]

Dude its 2026 plus i got over 60m legit just gets Boring every one of my friends (the ones that didnt quit) just pvp and maybe do a doomday or cayo replay

[quasi sequoia]

I basically spend 1.5 hours at end of day selling my crap for like 3m

[normal night]

a cop car costs 5 million dollars. Glitch to your heart's content, the greedy fucks can afford to lose a few shark card sales

[glass pasture]

but mc is objectively bad, considering you have other free options available to you even as a low level

[thorn current]

lie

nightclub

[glass pasture]

that's all they're used for

[thorn current]

that alone makes it worth to at least own them

[quiet widget]

gta-online ❎
glitch- online ✅

[quasi sequoia]

The things that exist are just running the same missions over and over.

[thorn current]

you can still certainly make a profit off them so objectively bad is just wrong lol

[formal bay]

is night club goods sell good? mine takes forever to fill up

[glass pasture]

that means that the nc is good, not that the mc business are

[thorn current]

it’s not a bad profit either

[normal night]

Rockstar proved they can't be trusted themselves regarding glitches, so glitch as much as you damn well please

[hazy mantle]

grand lgbtq auto online

[quasi sequoia]

With MC I can spend hours doing dumb crap and still make millions daily

[thorn current]

the only reason i don’t do coke and cash is because i hate the sell missions

[quiet widget]

No, it's Glitch Theft Auto

[hazy mantle]

broke boy how much money you got

[thorn current]

like i said you need to find best businesses for the individual player

[glass pasture]

that's how the game is balanced now so there's really not much wiggle room except doing passive businesses

[quasi sequoia]

Yeah that playstyle is not for me.

[formal bay]

how do i make nightclub warehouse produce goods faster

[thorn current]

30 mil in main garage and 4 mil cash, not counting hangers either which i’m stacked on planes atm

[candid quartz]

The mc is ass imo no point in doing it

[glass pasture]

good for you man

[glass pasture]

exactly

[cold garden]

Buy equipment upgrades

[formal bay]

i have it

[cold garden]

Then its as fast as it could go

[thorn current]

the way to make money in this game is mostly subjective to the player

[quasi sequoia]

Like I said. I just run bunker and 4 MC and I just spend the time doing whatever then every once in awhile spend an hour or two selling

[candid quartz]

Yeah just Glitch it the games has 1 year max

[thorn current]

the good thing about online nowadays is there’s lots of options

[quasi sequoia]

I do the CEO warehouse crap too and stuff and that's alright money too

[normal night]

Rockstar claimed on the newswire way back in 2014 that glitches that offer no unfair advantage will be left alone, after people complained about them fixing bike physics. With all the launch glitches, wheel glitches, and clothing glitches they bust their ass to patch, that was a lie.

They don't value your intelligence, so why value theirs? Keep glitching.

[hazy mantle]

i meant in bank account and broke boy i am rank 25 and i have 100 million

[formal bay]

is bunker good for money? i can't tell

[thorn current]

you have to min max fun rather than money or you get burnt out

[formal bay]

how much does a max bunker sale give

[thorn current]

money glitch chud

[peak idol]

@noble spire

[hazy mantle]

no i bought shark cards

[thorn current]

the real best way

[candid quartz]

Thats even worse 😂

[quasi sequoia]

Max sale is like 1m. Missions can be hit or miss tho without a bigger mc/ceo

[hazy mantle]

yes man

[high fog]

Finaly a discort for me

[quasi sequoia]

For me it is because my bunker is basically my return route when I sell from the city. So I'll sell coke and then end up near my bunker so I'll sell that. Then cash from city and meth from country

[formal bay]

i'm just going to source 120 special cargo crates and do this to get my 12m
that would get me 12m right?

i heard someone say 1 is 100k

[thorn current]

nar 1 is 30k without higgins boost

[quasi sequoia]

Especially now the stupid postal truck is gone

[formal bay]

what's higgins boost

[runic prawn]

hiii

[thorn current]

after you buy car wash you can buy higgins helitours and that gives you 10% on air freight

not worth tho imo unless a sale week or 2x or something comes around

[formal bay]

i haven't bought car wash yet should i buy that?

[thorn current]

up to you

[quasi sequoia]

Depends on what you own

[thorn current]

hit or miss on the missions

[formal bay]

i keep buying things while saving for mansion and it's setting me back so i can't decide

[thorn current]

kinda buns for me as a player but might not for you

i regret buying it mostly

[lucid niche]

Is gta online more popular and played on normal legacy or on enhanced

[formal bay]

i'm at like $300k cash now

[thorn current]

another cash sink that’s not even a fun vehicle

[formal bay]

enhanced because hsw

[thorn current]

not even

try loading legacy up and time it next to enhanced

[quasi sequoia]

You get like between 750-1500 in passive income for each business element you own

So I get like 27k? It's not bad

[formal bay]

it's faster

[thorn current]

swapping sessions in legacy is terrible

[formal bay]

enhanced is faster

[thorn current]

like 2-5 minutes depending

[normal night]

Since I've started playing again I keep hovering around 50mil but keep buying cars from people lol

[harsh mesa]

arent u both on ps5

[normal night]

I have a spending problem

[thorn current]

yes and the sky is blue

[formal bay]

i have played the pc versions

i prefer playing on pc when i play story mode

[thorn current]

i should get pc but only for mods

i wanna fly around in an iron man suit or something

or that omni man mod i saw eons ago

[dapper sphinx]

The weather ones are fun, some doomsday ones too

[formal bay]

i got a ps5 just for gta online a few years ago after i got fed up with pc gta online

[thorn current]

gta has such a perfect map for mods imo just cuz the worlds so alive be default

[harsh mesa]

u cant

[thorn current]

would be so fun to be a superhero or something

[harsh mesa]

or nvm its in story mode

[thorn current]

this guy

shit on my dreams more why dontcha

[harsh mesa]

most people here talk anout modding in online 😔😔

[thorn current]

yea cuz everyone wants free money and no one wants to do anything hard

[harsh mesa]

but well i used to drive around on a bed in online

so thats that

[thorn current]

but it’s fine cuz those are the players get burnt out after a week

but me? i remain

[harsh mesa]

lets hear that playtime brochacho

[stray brook]

Dms for a sec

[formal bay]

so is cocsine lockup a good business if i use it for both the business itself and as a nightclub good

without any upgrades

[cold garden]

Just installed

[thorn current]

400 on enhanced and 400 on legacy

[dapper sphinx]

I just kinda drive around now, off-road and fly jets

[harsh mesa]

time to uninstall

[dapper sphinx]

Lil drifting

[sturdy crag]

I got 10k on legacy

[cold garden]

Good idea

[sturdy crag]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[thorn current]

how many hookers

[sturdy crag]

To many

[thorn current]

the real test

[thorn current]

only honest gta player when asked about hookers

[harsh mesa]

800 on legacy 1500 on enhanced

[dapper sphinx]

The real Gs have all the strippers contacts from the strip club

[sturdy crag]

Over 50 for sure

[thorn current]

i’m just sad i never played before after hours came out

[harsh mesa]

got my modder friend to do it

[magic roost]

how do you start the salvage yard missions from a planning pc

[dapper sphinx]

[harsh mesa]

i started playing like early 2024

[void willow]

i love your username

[thorn current]

alright i play this game a lot but i play a lot of other games too

that’s kinda fucked

[dapper sphinx]

Thanks goat

[void willow]

yw goat

[thorn current]

i only have 7k hours on terraria after almost 15 years playing that

[normal night]

Where are my day one players at

[dapper sphinx]

I got bout 10k or so since 2013, maybe like 400 days worth

Its about all I play except for FPS

[cold garden]

Retired

[normal night]

See zozo I know you got me on that that's why you're the goat

2013 🔥

[dapper sphinx]

Crazy to think I started GTAO when I was 15

And I am almost 29

[formal bay]

why don't you have 131,400 hours? you should be able to easily after that amount of time

[dapper sphinx]

like wtf

[normal night]

If you'd told me in 2013 the next one wasn't coming until 2026 I'd call you insane

[thorn current]

true i’m a slacker

[normal night]

surely it'll come out by 2018 at the latest

[outer horizon]

why does my arcade look messy i alr did setups

[glossy oak]

Question can I get banned for trying to sell money in this server? Or do i get warned orr?

[dapper sphinx]

People for real thought it would drop in like 17-18 back then, little did they know

[thorn current]

errrrnt only oppressor

[formal bay]

wdym sell money

[thorn current]

LAME

[glossy oak]

Like say 10m for like 10 dollars something like that

[thorn current]

everyone point and laugh

[glossy oak]

Its a question?

[harsh mesa]

gotta take ur job rq

[normal night]

I was actually coping that a new midnight club would come after GTA 5
"Look at how in depth car customization is, this is surely testing"

[cold garden]

Quiet clanker

[normal night]

how fuckin STUPID I was

[thorn current]

the fact you even suggest it is worthy of a “haha LAME” from me

[harsh mesa]

start working harder

[glossy oak]

Aight

[thorn current]

at least you’re undercutting rockstar

[normal night]

the hours i put into midnight club Los Angeles online... God damn

[formal bay]

so.. just shark cards basically

[glossy oak]

Mah but some one selling it for cheaper

Shark is like 120 for 8m

[thorn current]

well 10 bones is like 500k from them so it’s definitely way better

[harsh mesa]

making replay glitch a business is wild

[glossy oak]

Bro im asking

[thorn current]

yea really

people do it for free here

[glossy oak]

Good boys

[normal night]

the number of people who'd do it in here for free, would even offer to do so lol

[cold garden]

Who you calling "lil bro"?

[harsh mesa]

yeah they can just spam act 3 replay

[thorn current]

“man i really hate cheaters and people not willing to work for their money” -a virtual criminal

[harsh mesa]

[cold garden]

Simple question

[harsh mesa]

never did

[hazy mantle]

hello people

[harsh mesa]

oh no the irs

[formal bay]

how long do i have to afk with night club safe running for $12m

[hazy mantle]

he never did

[thorn current]

you don’t

[formal bay]

what?

[harsh mesa]

u dont

[thorn current]

why can’t you just look stuff up for yourself instead of asking a million questions in here? think for yourself a little i’m telling you you’ll make more money that way and have more fun

[hazy mantle]

@harsh mesa see i have never once pinged you about taxes ever since you asked me to stop

[thorn current]

look at what the bottom line COULD be on a business and decide for yourself if it’s worth the hassle

[formal bay]

because i can't be bothered to

[harsh mesa]

then bro asks why im beating him up

[thorn current]

if you have to buy to figure it out so be it

[hazy mantle]

please let me out of your basement

[thorn current]

you’ll make more money you can’t go bankrupt or anything

[harsh mesa]

no

[cold garden]

Watch how you speak to others

[hazy mantle]

please i beg you i havent seen sunlight in days

[hazy mantle]

all he probably typed is lil bro or count ur days

[thorn current]

you’ll have more fun figuring things out then letting people in here backseat you

[harsh mesa]

mb athena

[formal bay]

what happens then if you have bills and you have no money

[harsh mesa]

but im still taking ur job

[harsh mesa]

u were on ur pc 24/7 before anyway

[thorn current]

good question but i’ve literally never had that happen so unless you’re trying to you won’t go to zero

[harsh mesa]

u dont need sunlight

[harsh mesa]

happened to me several times

[thorn current]

what happens do they just make you sell something?

[harsh mesa]

nah

[thorn current]

figured

[harsh mesa]

u cant pay ur bills so mechanic stops answering ur calls

[thorn current]

haha that’s lit

“johnny you know im good for it pls call back”

[harsh mesa]

gotta stick to stealing npc cars

[harsh mesa]

wait 48min and have enough money to pay him

[thorn current]

yea you get the 2k for behavior

it actually would be kinda hard to go absolute zero

[harsh mesa]

even after killing innocent low levels for the fun of it

[thorn current]

ts so funny

[hazy mantle]

please give me a place to take a shit atleast

[hazy mantle]

i am a low level too 🙁

[soft sparrow]

im on nearly 2mil just from the good sport rewards lmao

[worn juniper]

guys which location for the salvage yard

[harsh mesa]

ur pants is good enough

[iron forge]

[harsh mesa]

watch me spam orb u

[thorn current]

when no one’s got me rockstar always reminds me i’m a good boy

[hazy mantle]

its overfilling now

[iron forge]

dafuq

[hazy mantle]

not nice

[thorn current]

is that a stat on the website?

[soft sparrow]

just ingame stats under the cash tab somewhere

[harsh mesa]

pause > stats

[soft sparrow]

[hazy mantle]

times killed by other playes 700

[uneven current]

i wonder how long that took you

[thorn current]

dawg i know where the in game stats are

[daring orbit]

Yoo

[harsh mesa]

690 of those were me

[hazy mantle]

times killed other players 25

[hazy mantle]

are you XixIXixiXIixiIXIxixI

[harsh mesa]

alot of people here dont

some guy yesterday didnt know interaction menu existed

[thorn current]

yea and you know i have 800 hours so that would be pretty miraculous if i didn’t know

[harsh mesa]

no im xIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlx

[hazy mantle]

whats that

[hazy mantle]

what the fuck thats the nice barcode that has been helping me

[harsh mesa]

i found out u can steal cars in gta after 1000hours

[harsh mesa]

and brutally killing u when u go off

[hazy mantle]

whwat what what do you mean

[thorn current]

you might not know this but apparently i heard a rumor if you take those cars to the garage you can paint them

[harsh mesa]

[harsh mesa]

WHAT

ts gotta be cap

[thorn current]

ik game changing

[novel lagoon]

that would be too crazy no way thats real

[harsh mesa]

no way thats real

[shut field]

why the hell did it say the pot take for cayo is 5 million

[thorn current]

call me a madman but i spread the truth

[novel lagoon]

HUH

[thorn current]

not possible to grab everything, multiple locations you can steal from

[remote temple]

|| you have become one with #gta-online ||

[shut field]

in the end screen it said poteitnal take like 5.27m and actual take liek 1,5m

[harsh mesa]

when u paid the setup fee for cayo, price of every loot combined on the island is taken as "potential loot"

[remote temple]

Ignore it

[shut field]

wait whats the fast way rn to make like 300k

[thorn current]

yea there’s spots at the docks and airport as well as the keypad stuff in the compound

[harsh mesa]

||im delighted||

[hazy mantle]

shark cards

[thorn current]

garment weekly priority

[remote temple]

Join randoms in casino or something

[thorn current]

15 minutes

[hazy mantle]

i bought 1k worth of shark cards and im proud to say i have 100 million gta dollars now

[thorn current]

ss or stream i wanna see you spend it all

[harsh mesa]

pay ur taxes

[remote temple]

||Think you mean enlightened ||

[hazy mantle]

i am gonna spend it on the strip club obviously

[harsh mesa]

||im enlightened||

[thorn current]

that’s gotta be a record if you did

[hazy mantle]

can you stop talking in enchantment

[iron forge]

[hazy mantle]

i am gonna buy everything on warstock

[exotic pecan]

smart

[remote temple]

€}~¥^^}$~~

[iron forge]

enchantment table?

[hazy mantle]

yes

[harsh mesa]

||we gon rob irs||

[hazy mantle]

i rob you , you cant rob me

[harsh mesa]

watch me

[remote temple]

||100%||

[hazy mantle]

i would rather not watch those things

[iron forge]

Ę̸͓ͣ̂n͎̣̭̦ͤ_̷̰̘̓͞_̶̻͖̠̑c̴͍̖̈̋ḫ͐ͥ̚͘ant_̟͚_̤̝̽m̡͚̰͚̕ȩ̫ͯ̽ͧn̜̭̒̃͢t̜̅ ta_͍̙͇́̓_̧̟ͥbl͕͂̕ȅ̛͉̃͟_͙͈͟_̊ t̛̐y__̠͙̓̀͢p̯͍̯̣ͨe_ͦͥͫ͌͜_̣ sh̝ͣͧ̂ͮi̜͗ͯft

[hazy mantle]

finally i can buy orbital cannon

[shut field]

spent my cayo money on a sharkcrd

[exotic pecan]

smart

[shut field]

WHAT I MEANT SALVAGE YARD

[remote temple]

You go No option

[harsh mesa]

||might aswell throw him in lester's bed||

[hazy mantle]

nononononono

[harsh mesa]

its gonna be fun

[unborn inlet]

Will gta5 online servers shut down when gta6 release???

[hazy mantle]

no i will pass

[exotic pecan]

no

[thorn current]

haha nope

[remote temple]

chucks @hazy mantle in lesters bed with Georgina

[harsh mesa]

not till 2029 atleast

[thorn current]

rolepayers too profitable

[exotic pecan]

red dead online is still up and has been abandoned for years

[hazy mantle]

what the fuck

[thorn current]

fuckin role players man i’m telling you

[hazy mantle]

not lester man comon

[unborn inlet]

Wait is Gta4 online still up and running?

[harsh mesa]

takes georgina away to give them some privacy

[remote temple]

Not immediately

[hazy mantle]

i feel uncomfortable with lester

[sterile lodge]

Red dead got an online?

[exotic pecan]

yes

[unborn inlet]

I saw people still revisiting gta 4 online

[remote temple]

😭

[hazy mantle]

owhhawhhhhh

[sterile lodge]

Shi didn’t even know 😂

[harsh mesa]

lester's doing his magic already

[hazy mantle]

mmmmuahhhhhawhhoah

[stray brook]

@harsh mesa dm for a sec

[harsh mesa]

😭😭

[hazy mantle]

auaohh

[remote temple]

Damn

Larping like crazy

😭

[hazy mantle]

oooah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhoawhhh

[hazy mantle]

last time i accepted someone's dms they tried advertising their only fans

[harsh mesa]

just pushing his luck

[harsh mesa]

he also did the same

[hazy mantle]

be real

[harsh mesa]

yeah he said 5$ for 5 feet pics

[stray brook]

nah I shared him a random yt video

[harsh mesa]

[stray brook]

that has a glitch in it

[hazy mantle]

what did you say

[stray brook]

to get moniy in game

[unborn inlet]

I maxxed out on cheetah

[harsh mesa]

too expensive man

im broke

[iron forge]

[stray brook]

He paid 50 💀

[soft sparrow]

your not talking about the car are you?

[harsh mesa]

[hazy mantle]

what the hell

[remote temple]

Oof

[unborn inlet]

Not car but u can ride

[harsh mesa]

i did NOT

[hazy mantle]

chatgpt what the actual fuck

you paid 50 dollars for 5 pics?

[soft sparrow]

[remote temple]

[stray brook]

not 5 for 1 only bruh

[harsh mesa]

I DIDNT

he capping

[hazy mantle]

damn chatgpt is down bad

[unborn inlet]

[hazy mantle]

YEAH YOU PAID FOR 1 ACTUALLY

[remote temple]

[harsh mesa]

THE FUCK NO

[hazy mantle]

(let me out of your basement and i wont tell anyone)

[unborn inlet]

jeff The shark?

[shut field]

bought the salvage yard for 1,3m and u get 2m from all the hijacks THAT IS PROFIT

[quiet quarry]

should i stay on legacy and 100% it or switch to enhanced now and then do it

[austere epoch]

700k profit to be exact

[quiet widget]

Free 1m car too

[stray brook]

in morning I was at 1867 $ only in game

rn I have 8m smth

that more profit

[shut field]

and then do one cayo and boom its like 3m now

[hazy mantle]

i actually enjoy griefing people now that i got the oppressor mk2

[quiet widget]

modded stuff

[devout edge]

[hazy mantle]

payback for what they all did to me

[devout edge]

[harsh mesa]

[austere epoch]

I have like 280ish mil

[iron zenith]

hello gyus

[stray brook]

NO MOD USED

[glacial slate]

Sand

[quiet widget]

Hi

[austere epoch]

Big profit

Hello Levi

[harsh mesa]

joins modded heists

[hazy mantle]

YES I BOUGHT the orbital cannon too

[quiet widget]

Then how?

[iron zenith]

i new here and want to gta online, already have

[austere epoch]

I'm ngl I don't even like Cayo that much

[quiet widget]

True

[iron zenith]

but don't know what nwxt*

[harsh mesa]

select gta5, options, uninstall

[stray brook]

except dr dre replay

[iron zenith]

fuk u good cheice

[hazy mantle]

mods ban this bot for being unhelpful

[hazy mantle]

no fuk u

[devout edge]

"Time to do the same thing over and over again because of money!"

[harsh mesa]

its the only working method smooth brain

[quiet widget]

Chatgpt is not chatgpting

[hazy mantle]

MY BRAIN is nOT smooth

[iron zenith]

com fuk

[hazy mantle]

what the fuck

[devout edge]

Also, hello.

[thorn current]

i actually like cayo but that’s cuz i never grinded it

[harsh mesa]

WHAT

[iron zenith]

pice of pototo i ask nicely

[harsh mesa]

[hazy mantle]

what the hell did i just read

[austere epoch]

Normalize playing things because they're fun

[stray brook]

I used only dr dre heist replay glitch no other glitch to earn

[hazy mantle]

bro help him before he drops something else

[harsh mesa]

cool smooth brain

[austere epoch]

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater

[thorn current]

real shit

[harsh mesa]

nah lets see what he does

[hazy mantle]

thanks no brain

[devout edge]

Yeah like actually playing a game... As a game.

[harsh mesa]

to u

[thorn current]

richest players are those who have the most fun

[devout edge]

[austere epoch]

Bitches be working gtao like a 9-5

[hazy mantle]

i was gonna agree but what the fuck

[thorn current]

journey and destination type shit

[warm blade]

Not necessarily

[devout edge]

AFK farming

[austere epoch]

"Ugh I gotta sell my nc" or just don't

[hazy mantle]

be like me and buy shark cards instead of wasting time grinding money

[harsh mesa]

fucking around on mario kart is goated

[thorn current]

this guys never been to the monastery and been enlightened

[quiet widget]

Sell your ps5

[austere epoch]

Rather not

[hazy mantle]

and buy a chromebook

[quiet widget]

Full stock?

[warm blade]

Don't think they'd ever reach full enlightenment

[devout edge]

Or get a job... Or go outside... Or play another game...

[harsh mesa]

[warm blade]

Or touch grass

[austere epoch]

Diva what

[hazy mantle]

or download hacks

[devout edge]

Yeah I said that already

[thorn current]

or just fucking jump off a cliff

[warm blade]

Oh yeah

[austere epoch]

The schools where I live assign Chromebooks to students

[thorn current]

end the cycle of pain

[quiet widget]

Ngl macbook neo mog your Chromebook

[harsh mesa]

both ahh

[quiet widget]

Nc full stock?

[austere epoch]

Oh probably

[outer horizon]

how to change hacker in casino heist i use controller

[hazy mantle]

back in my day i used to have a shitty windows xp pc

[pliant kestrel]

thats not very irs of you

[pliant kestrel]

You can't change it once you lock it in

[hazy mantle]

i am fraudulent

[austere epoch]

I think most of my businesses are full stock but I don't feel like playing gta so I haven't

[harsh mesa]

he was stolen from temu

[outer horizon]

i didnt lock it in

[sterile lodge]

If someone’s trying to sell cargo without asking me first should I chase em down?

[warm blade]

Why not

[harsh mesa]

u should start twerking aggressively

[pliant kestrel]

Then why are you saying chance? Just pick the one you want, you aren't changing anything if you haven't selected anything

[hazy mantle]

what

[austere epoch]

Agreed

[hazy mantle]

the chatgpt of this server is edgy and freaky

[sterile lodge]

Can you give me an example

[thorn current]

the world is your oyster

[outer horizon]

idk what to press its staying on rickie luckens i didnt even selected it

[harsh mesa]

sure @hazy mantle will

get on it

[quasi sequoia]

Lol pick Rickie

[hazy mantle]

i swear i just saw "netanyahu is typing"

[warm blade]

[hazy mantle]

⚾ ⚾

[austere epoch]

I hope the fuck he would

[harsh mesa]

did bro just cut them off

[elder gale]

Hi I’m new, I started playing gta online a few weeks ago and I’m about to start my first cayo perico heist solo, can someone give me any advice or tips to do this easily?

[hazy mantle]

just for you

[soft sparrow]

sounds like an HP lovecraft outer god

[quiet widget]

Be patience

[devout edge]

Never skip buying the Sparrow.

[hazy mantle]

Just for yououou 🎵

[austere epoch]

Now what thehell does that mean 😭

[thorn current]

watch a video on the route if you want most money for least time, but you can totally figure it out and do it yourself just be patient like that other guy said

[elder gale]

Yh I bought it along with the kostaka, very useful and missiles too

[quasi sequoia]

Immediately mess up stealthing and proceed to murder everyone.

[warm blade]

Solo eh? We'll you wanna scope out the drainage tunnel, always pick longfin and if you own it, use the phantom wedge to do the longfin prep easier.

[dark idol]

does anyone have hacks i need help to get mansion pls

[devout edge]

Don't hack the elevator in El Rubio's compound, just get the gate keys to skip it.

[quasi sequoia]

Does anyone have them? Probably

[soft sparrow]

Hp lovecraft is where Cthulhu is from theres a lot of weird creatures with weird names like that

[elder gale]

I used a phantom from street and stole longfin, took me a few tries to get police out of the way

[dark idol]

pls someone i need help

[harsh mesa]

go underground only to hack again

[thorn current]

do you guys think wedge is worth after years now not having it?

[austere epoch]

Oh interesting

[harsh mesa]

but only one hack

[devout edge]

Exactly

[quiet widget]

I don't think we have hackers

[quasi sequoia]

Wedge?

[warm blade]

A phantom wedge off the street?

[pliant kestrel]

You coulda got it a few weeks ago for 100% off along with 2 other vehicles

[harsh mesa]

there are some.. they just wont reveal

[dark idol]

dm me if you are

[quiet widget]

Why?

[quasi sequoia]

Oh the phantom.

[dark idol]

pls

[thorn current]

there’s always something i want that goes free while im not playing

[harsh mesa]

no idea

[devout edge]

Bruh...

[elder gale]

Doesn’t have wedge tho

[thorn current]

every single time

this is why i shouldn’t take breaks and i should play everyday

[hazy mantle]

whats the point of you being chatgpt

[warm blade]

Its not a phantom wedge then. Just a normal phantom

[pliant kestrel]

thats what I do, works for me, never miss anything that way

[quiet widget]

Giving up?

[harsh mesa]

how about no food for 2 days

[quasi sequoia]

I bought one when the only use was hooking it up to your MOC and plowing through things lol

[thorn current]

i wish there was a way to get moc cab for that prep

[hazy mantle]

sorry

[austere epoch]

You play on a daily basis?

[thorn current]

without a friend in the session ofc

[warm blade]

Just use the wedge.

[pliant kestrel]

hourly, at least 12+ (and I have a job too so don't say that either)

[thorn current]

but 2 million for one prep mission it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth

[harsh mesa]

good boy

[devout edge]

[candid quartz]

Can you still do moc gctf? I want to put a jet in my moc

[stray brook]

I was selling in public lobby in mid network peaked making me seitch to public lobby automatically and yea I got no bonus 😭😭

[harsh mesa]

get a job

[hazy mantle]

NOOo not thiS AGAIn

[austere epoch]

I wasn't going to 😭 I just don't know how you don't get bored of it

[devout edge]

The PC stays on forever

[hazy mantle]

get a job nolifer

[soft sparrow]

should still work yea

[warm blade]

Can be used for other stuff too. I use it for the auto shop lost contract as well

[formal crow]

sup guys

[devout edge]

Hello

[mental dawn]

zamn

[hazy mantle]

ronaldo is bettr

[hazy mantle]

hello andrew tate

[formal crow]

🤣

[quasi sequoia]

Soccer is meh

[thorn current]

the cayo prep is the only one in my money making it would help

[mental dawn]

wsg

[harsh mesa]

bro fw chess

[formal crow]

soccer?

[warm blade]

Has Ronaldo won a World Cup? No

[quasi sequoia]

Yes soccer

[candid quartz]

Oh thx

[mental dawn]

breathe air

[devout edge]

Baseball🗣️

[thorn current]

if there was literally one more mission i would use it for i would probably get it

[hazy mantle]

true in conclusion both are ass

[formal crow]

since american ppl has no talent on playing football calling it with diffrent name

[warm blade]

Fair enough

[mental dawn]

here for my tax refunds ?

[hazy mantle]

its not football its succer

[formal crow]

mls one of the worst league ngl

[devout edge]

#gta-online Lol

[hazy mantle]

your buggati is going to netanyahu

[mental dawn]

OKE

[pliant kestrel]

greatest attention span in the server

[devout edge]

Debatable.

[worn juniper]

guys which salvage yard ahould i get

[elder gale]

Do I need to follow the infiltration and escape points given on the map for cayo perico or can I decide where I want to start and escape from?

[white orbit]

Guys anyone miss those community custom jobs on gta like rpg vs insurgents etc

[worn juniper]

guys which salvage yard location

[hazy mantle]

just grief insurgents in freemode with rpgs

[white orbit]

I always go through the sewage tunnel and exit by just jumping in the sea and swimming till the cutscene happens

[worn juniper]

tell plz

[hazy mantle]

same thing

[elder gale]

So I don’t have to choose start and finish points on the kosatka? I only got main and north dock options as infiltration

[white orbit]

Ehhh not really. Was fun when the job had 10 people each team and you would get quite a good amount. In general like the fun of gta online died down it feels stale

[pliant kestrel]

strawberry

[thorn current]

you’ll have to pick for yourself it really depends

[white orbit]

I always choose longfinn head to the airstrip grab any secondary objectives then head to the sewage tunnel

[elder gale]

Ok ill do that since it looks easier

[white orbit]

One that is near the city and accessible to highways and roads on central map parts

[white orbit]

I can send you a video in dms

[elder gale]

I scoped out a lot more during scoping but I don’t think I’ll be able to get them anyway since Iftar my first time

[white orbit]

Helps explain thungs faster without confusion

[elder gale]

Yh do that thx

[novel tulip]

Good morning 🌞

[little helm]

New people?

[devout edge]

All day, everyday.

[fast reef]

You probably missed scoping the drainage tunnel. Just do Gather Intel again and take a boat near it.

[little helm]

U only gotta swim to it when scoping

And it just Scopes it by itself

[hazy mantle]

first to kill a barcode, wins 1 million dollars

[fast reef]

Why swim to it rather than take a boat?

[little helm]

I mean with boat and than swim to it

[shut field]

salvage yard is the best investment oat

[fast reef]

No need to go underwater. Just drive the boat near it.

[little helm]

Go to the place where the drainage Tunnel is and than hop off the boat than swim underwater i meant

[shut field]

i had to go to the tunnel for it to unlock it

[fast reef]

I've done it many times, helping others

[shut field]

i probably missed it with the boat or it got bugged

i was using the northdock thing first n it genuinelty took me like 3 hours and yet i didnt even beat it

[fast reef]

Pavel confirms after you drive the boat near the cliff

[shut field]

so i quit it and took the tunnel route

But i got 1,4m and i spent it all on a salvage yard and that is the best investment oat

[fast reef]

Should have just watched a video guide

[shut field]

I Was so sleepy i deadass had to stay up till 12am spamming the north dock thing and i js couldnt dso it so i went to sleep n gave up 😭

[fast reef]

Yeah, I've had that happen

[remote temple]

It only works sometimes just swim to make sure

[remote temple]

Did you struggle or nah

[shut field]

well with the north dock i literally js couldn t do anything n gave up but then i used to drainaghe tunnel n i won easily

[remote temple]

If need help let me know I can help

I will show the easiest way to do it

[frail gyro]

Question: I already have a oppressor MK2, is there a faster/better way to travel around the map? I need speed. 😁

[remote temple]

From north u won’t struggle again

[thorn current]

raiju

wait does legacy have that even

[remote temple]

It should

[thorn current]

i wouldn’t even know

[remote temple]

Sparrow or raiju

[thorn current]

the combo of the two is good

cuz you can ferry over to the raiju spawn easy

[remote temple]

Mk2 fast enough for grinding to me

[thorn current]

i’ve been trying to get at least one vehicle for every situation

that’s been a goal for a while

[frail gyro]

I hate the sparrow. It flies so bad for me.

[remote temple]

That’s a good goal

[sour galleon]

to each their own

[remote temple]

Skill issue?

[hazy mantle]

mk2 flies better

[thorn current]

i don’t like it either but i have bias against helis in general

[quiet widget]

mk2 slow

[thorn current]

still good utility tho

[hazy mantle]

skill issue

[quiet widget]

How tf?

[hazy mantle]

the irs

[remote temple]

No shit Sherlock you don’t need skill to fly that thing

[hazy mantle]

thats the best part

[quiet widget]

I mean to say how?

[thorn current]

fly the bmx instead

[hazy mantle]

well push from behind to make it go faster

[quiet widget]

Only once

If you stop acceleration then your boost fill again

[thorn current]

i think bmx flies faster than mk2

[hazy mantle]

well i have 100 million dollars now so i can buy everything i will buy the sparrow

where do you buy the sparrow

[remote temple]

Just hold hand break button

It’s enough

And upside down

[quiet widget]

[hazy mantle]

what upside down

[quiet widget]

Your

[hazy mantle]

my what

[quiet widget]

Can't say here

[remote temple]

You fly the mk2 upside down

[quiet widget]

69

[hazy mantle]

ok buddy

[hazy mantle]

what

whats the button for that

[quiet widget]

It's a skill

[remote temple]

There is no button

[hazy mantle]

then how the fuck do you do that

[remote temple]

You drive into a building or on a slanted road

And then it flips

Then u control it

[hazy mantle]

i will watch a tutorial

[remote temple]

Yah best

Go watch

[hazy mantle]

metpro sock came up so i am gonna watch him

what the fuck is that accent

[formal bay]

how tf did you get so much

[hazy mantle]

i bought shark cards

the 10 million one 10 times

[thorn current]

should’ve bought gta plus first

would’ve been an extra 25 mil

[uncut sapphire]

Did the deluxe sell price decrease

[formal bay]

no there's just a sell price cap now

[uncut sapphire]

Wdym
As in once every 18 hours?

[formal bay]

it's 500k and you can sell one vehicle per week at that price

[uncut sapphire]

Wtf

[formal bay]

if you sell another, it divides into 250, 125

and so on

[soft sparrow]

Private vehicles sell adjustments:

1st vehicle - 100% of sell price
2nd vehicle - 50% of sell price
3rd vehicle - 10% of sell price (was 20%)
4th vehicle - 5% of sell price
5th vehicle and every next one - 2.5% of sell price (was 5%)

It resets after 7 days, was 18 hours

Rockstar now caps the sell price of ANY vehicles (+Weaponized, Plane, Heli ..etc) at $500,000.

Rockstar reduced the resale value of vehicle mods from 50% to 10% of their purchase price.

[uncut sapphire]

Since when
Thats bullshit

[hazy mantle]

this is wack

[formal bay]

not really, you don't need to sell vehicles too often

[uncut sapphire]

Haven't sold a vehicle all week and its saying my deluxo is 250k

[hazy mantle]

so this is why my oppressor was selling for 500k

[uncut sapphire]

This is shite

[thorn current]

i actually don’t mind since now i don’t have to choose between selling vehicles to buy a new one since it just makes more sense to make more money

all my old head friends have like no cars since they would sell every time they wanted something new

[hazy mantle]

it makes sense to just buy another sharkcard

[thorn current]

exactly

[uncut sapphire]

So I can only sell one of my deluxos a week

[devout edge]

Lol

[devout edge]

What is that PFP?

[uncut sapphire]

Dont ask

[devout edge]

[thorn current]

unless your duping i don’t know why you would even be in that situation

[devout edge]

It was a rhetorical question.

[uncut sapphire]

Duping exactly that

[devout edge]

[thorn current]

if your upset they countered a cheat than idk what to tell you

[uncut sapphire]

Very upset.

[thorn current]

i don’t mind sticking it to rockstar but i could never ruin my account with money glitches

i might as well go back in time and cut off my younger self’s hands and tell him not to bother making money the real way

[hazy mantle]

just buy shark cards

help out a small company

[pliant kestrel]

nah, I don't really like helping small companies with an incentive to get only money with low quality content

[austere epoch]

Goat

[hazy mantle]

boo

[fast reef]

Pavel confirms, so there's no need to "make sure"

[hazy mantle]

want to hear a joke?

[fast reef]

Job warping, or as the others said, Sparrow or Raiju, depending on the mission

[flint falcon]

can i ask if people wanna play online races here?

[warm blade]

Nope

[fresh magnet]

@flint falcon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @warm blade

@small otter, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @warm blade

[half vector]

Name the most rare car in gta

[shut field]

Is there a cd for the 3 salvyage yard robberies

[shut field]

lost mc slamvan

[warm blade]

Yup 1 week

[shut field]

No i mnean, like, between the 3

[warm blade]

Usual heist cooldown 48-60 mins

[exotic pecan]

like 5 or 10 minutes

[remote temple]

He doesn’t always do it

It takes like 15 seconds max anyway

To swim to that level lol

[remote temple]

The rusty tractor

[obtuse forge]

to get the drainage tunnel option?

[fast reef]

What I meant is you're driving the boat there anyway, so of course try getting the confirmation before diving into the water. I've done it many times, and it's always worked for me.

[remote temple]

Yes

[remote temple]

Oh well it good

[obtuse forge]

hmm when i do Cutting Torch optional equipment it happens automatic

[fast reef]

Just trying to let people know they probably don't need to swim

[remote temple]

Yah u don’t need to but sometimes u get what i had once or twice

Chat dead again 🤣

[obtuse forge]

bro i commented one thing on rockstar post that "stop coping and wait till may 18th" and my youtube notification is filled with copy paste comments that im a rockstar shill

[sterile lodge]

Shill

[dim burrow]

Hi

[obtuse forge]

one guy says im a shark card buyer then also says that i love gta 5 and broke to afford gta 6. How does that make sense

literally kids flooded in there than the OGs

[formal bay]

how do i make 500k per 15 mins with coke lockup someone said i can

[obtuse forge]

its upto the production speed

slow af

[sterile lodge]

That’s how much u get from the sale

[formal bay]

alright i won't buy it then

[obtuse forge]

wdym its the best MC business

[formal bay]

but mc businesses are bad in general it seems

[sterile lodge]

Just buy it for the NC even if u don’t plan on using it

No need to upgrade it even

[obtuse forge]

[formal bay]

well i don't know if that'll profit before i make $12m

[serene hemlock]

is there a car that takes alot of sticky bombs except night shark cuz im not level 100 to upgrade the armor

[formal bay]

well, i need to make $12m then i'll stop playing shortly after

[obtuse forge]

yeah R* didnt bother to polish MC businesses, it been like that for decade

[serene hemlock]

acid lab and cayo perico are the only way to make money

[formal bay]

wdym

[magic roost]

afaik brickade 6x6 takes a lot

[zenith plank]

nightclub also exists

[glass pasture]

don't sleep on casino, cluckin, knoway and dr dre

[serene hemlock]

i wish i could refund my meth and weed

[formal bay]

cayo pays so badly for so much work

[obtuse forge]

like when you solo sell or duo, you still get 3 or 4 vehicles, 1 or 2 vehicles left behind with full radar blip on map for easy griefing

[serene hemlock]

im sleeping on it definitely

[sterile lodge]

What?

[serene hemlock]

u can finish prep in under an hour

[formal bay]

it's $1m per cayo for 2 hours of setups for me

[obtuse forge]

you arent doing it right then

[serene hemlock]

why do you take so long

[formal bay]

cayos insanely boring anyways

[glass pasture]

i honestly only do cayo if i get a pd or bonds

it's so ahh otherwise

[serene hemlock]

how tf do i level up

[obtuse forge]

well spam cluckin bell and knoway out then

[obtuse forge]

i know

[formal bay]

don't i need mansion for the last knoway out missions

[glass pasture]

on the game or here?

[serene hemlock]

game

[sterile lodge]

Whatchu mean u still making over a mil in 40 mins

[serene hemlock]

cluckin bell takes wayyy longer than cayo to complete and only pay 500k

[dapper sphinx]

No you just go to the A on the map

[formal bay]

how many knoway out missions are there

[glass pasture]

it's soo boring id rather do a dre

[dapper sphinx]

5 (incl finale)

[graceful spindle]

cayo is so ass i hope the next heist is solo 20min 1 mil

[serene hemlock]

i got used to the x2 nightclub earning now its only 50k it feels so ahh

[sterile lodge]

Up to u ig

[formal bay]

we aren't getting a next heist

[graceful spindle]

yes we will do a big final heist with michael franklin and trevor trust

[obtuse forge]

Do the Simeon contact infinite npc kill mission to level up cuz each are giving 94 rp

[formal bay]

94 rp isn't a lot

[obtuse forge]

each enemy

[feral robin]

Each kill gives you 94 rp?

[sterile lodge]

Yall remember grinding rooftop rumble

Good times

[dapper sphinx]

I was a coveted man

[formal bay]

don't you need toreador for this

i looked up a video and you did

[short jay]

How to get rich

[obtuse forge]

yeah, and the limit is 150 kills, after that you stop getting RP but you can have a sticky bomb set up on the brickade and blow it up, then restart the mission, rinse repeat

[sterile lodge]

With money

[shut field]

the draingae tunnel used to be in a diff location?

[obtuse forge]

its 94 rp cuz simeon jobs are on bonus

[magic roost]

do j*bs

[feral robin]

that's great, thanks for telling this

[glass pasture]

what mission is that?

[obtuse forge]

RV there something

[serene hemlock]

do i have to find his cars first

[obtuse forge]

no why lol

[serene hemlock]

i havent done anything with simeon idk how to start any mission

[graceful minnow]

Is that the hit friendslop game RV There

[obtuse forge]

its in jobs > rockstar created > mission > starts with RV

[serene hemlock]

ok thx

[formal bay]

rockstar had the mission name before that game came out

[glass pasture]

Repo - RV Nearly There? is the name

[obtuse forge]

yep

[honest plaza]

hii

[odd spade]

Wsp yall

[obtuse forge]

goated game i played with my m8s

[odd spade]

Hi*

[obtuse forge]

we became closer

[honest plaza]

wsg

[formal bay]

how much does knoway out pay

[honest plaza]

yes

[odd spade]

Ik Good, you?

[magic roost]

any other way to make quick millions. repeating cayo and afk grinding nc are getting boring

[odd spade]

350

[glass pasture]

just redownloaded gta v an hour ago and i can't believe all my muscle memory is still here lmao

[odd spade]

Did it first time totday,

[honest plaza]

nicee im good too

[formal bay]

oh that's horrible pay

[odd spade]

Yh

Its rlly mid

Clucking is bether

[glass pasture]

i guess cluckin and dr dre? if you don't mind the setups, casino is still very good

[honest plaza]

ive come to the point in life where i start seeing graphic settings of gta in real life

[magic roost]

i dont have arcade tho

[honest plaza]

casino is shi

[magic roost]

ive repeated cluckin and dr dre like few times

[sterile lodge]

One last ride before gta 6 eh

[odd spade]

Clucking is underated

[feral robin]

yeah it's kinda like learning to ride a bicycle, once you learn it, you learn it for life

[glass pasture]

it's goated stop falling for cayo propaganda

[honest plaza]

dre is fun

[formal bay]

should i do doomsday act 3? is it worth it

[honest plaza]

its stupid

[obtuse forge]

propaganda 🗣️

[serene hemlock]

its fun but cayo is where the money at

[odd spade]

Ofc is is, its mussle memory

[harsh mesa]

its actually fun but less efficient than cayo

[magic roost]

the only thing that's fun is blowing rich people's cars and crashing their party lmao

[obtuse forge]

moosle memory of me too

[odd spade]

I think cayo is fun

[odd spade]

Whats tht

[cyan skiff]

moosle

[honest plaza]

what are the best weapons to get special ammo types on?

[magic roost]

though the rng gods will have to bless you to make it fun

[glass pasture]

you gotta hustle for dat shi

[harsh mesa]

moosle

[odd spade]

I got pink diamond totday

[obtuse forge]

we all got some moosle

[graceful minnow]

Eat cayo, drink cayo, dream about cayo in your sleep, inhale cayo

[icy osprey]

That’s the moosle

[odd spade]

Wtf is tht

[formal bay]

how long do all doomsday act 3 preps and setups take in total

[harsh mesa]

fmj on combat mg mk2 and explosive slugs on pump shotgun mk2

[magic roost]

i got tequila like 10th time again 💔 \

[serene hemlock]

how long does it take lab rat to cook acid ?

[cyan skiff]

even sh*t cayo

[icy osprey]

True that

[harsh mesa]

i got tequila 16 times in a row once

[glass pasture]

i think that's just cayo

[odd spade]

How tf

[magic roost]

shit luck

[glass pasture]

this is why we do casino

[harsh mesa]

i was trying to get pink diamond but kept getting tequila

[glass pasture]

paintings on big con and stealthy 🙏

[magic roost]

i fell for the cayo slop propaganda 💔

[harsh mesa]

so it was just me canceling the heist 16 times

[odd spade]

Haha

[sterile lodge]

Tequila is still good money on hard mode

[harsh mesa]

then i finally got pink diamond

[odd spade]

Nice

[harsh mesa]

not if u have panther statue

[sterile lodge]

Didn’t know that thx

[odd spade]

U cant get tht ts week

[harsh mesa]

anytime

[serene hemlock]

is that in quickjobs?

[harsh mesa]

no try again

[glass pasture]

just jobs

[magic roost]

then how did i and my buddy get it last time

[obtuse forge]

play jobs

[serene hemlock]

where

[harsh mesa]

almost fell for it on 1st april when a mod said that

[odd spade]

Idk

[serene hemlock]

wheres the job option

[graceful minnow]

Your buddy is either a replay glitcher or a modder

[odd spade]

Lmao

[magic roost]

then it's our combined luck

[wicked karma]

[feral robin]

pause menu > online

[glass pasture]

you guys hacked the rockstar servers

[shut field]

Is cayo better solo or duo

[serene hemlock]

oh thx

[harsh mesa]

what servers

[magic roost]

all squad

[harsh mesa]

duo 100%

[honest plaza]

hi saar

[harsh mesa]

and take 85 cut

[harsh mesa]

hi saar

[odd spade]

Duo give 200k more if u give the other one 15%

[glass pasture]

true

[honest plaza]

i fcked up a bit

[obtuse forge]

hi tsar

[magic roost]

who knows, at least he gave me 85% cut

[glass pasture]

solo if coke duo if gold

[harsh mesa]

just a bit?

[odd spade]

Yh he hacked

[magic roost]

the guy's like rank 200+

all hackers are rank 8000

[honest plaza]

i tried gta on my igpu

[sterile lodge]

Duo cuz u can get gold

[harsh mesa]

cool

[odd spade]

The dumb hackers

[honest plaza]

im loading in how will it go

[harsh mesa]

most of them are not

[harsh mesa]

it will launch normally

just low fps

[formal bay]

when i used to cheat on pc gta online i had a way lower rank (like rank 100 something)

[harsh mesa]

like 30

[glass pasture]

maybe they just had it saved since the last time it was possible

[thorny oriole]

Ugh

[harsh mesa]

same

[pliant kestrel]

Yea, Im above 8000

[graceful minnow]

Some even higher than that

[harsh mesa]

ugh