gta-online

[mental nexus]

Ngl chat gonna fuck you up

[hazy mantle]

what

[graceful minnow]

I don't care who the IRS send, I am not paying my taxes

[mighty isle]

quite the gamble ur taking

[hazy mantle]

i will send trump dont complain when he inserts something

[mental nexus]

Larry.

[steep umbra]

hey i’m here

[graceful minnow]

They won't even get a dime out of me even if they send a goth girl

[mental nexus]

Ur being fucking weird again

[hazy mantle]

yes we can see

[harsh mesa]

bros got guts

[dire mortar]

yo hi guys im new to this server and to gta 5

[graceful minnow]

Hi here, I'm Courage

[steep umbra]

what the hell is this

[hazy mantle]

i got something else too

[hazy mantle]

what rank are you in gta

[formal crow]

when you thought to quit remember de mining picture

[steep umbra]

hey i’m johnny lovington king of lala

[formal crow]

you can get diamond always

[steep umbra]

40 something

[graceful minnow]

Just an inch away from diamonds

Keep gambling

[formal crow]

yeah

[hazy mantle]

how much moneu do you have

[steep umbra]

1.7 mil

[hazy mantle]

i am rank 25 and i got 20 million dollars broke boy

[formal crow]

i have a motto: Always give up dont make future plans overthing everything.

[steep umbra]

ok and i hang out with my friends outside!

😛

[hazy mantle]

yes i do too i just bought shark cards

[dire mortar]

how bro

[graceful minnow]

Get outta here whale

[formal crow]

how rich you are

[hazy mantle]

i am poor

[harsh mesa]

he steals our money

[hazy mantle]

shark cards

[graceful minnow]

It's the IRS, he's using other people's money

[steep umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268012624923070496/1452878382244167835/alienpls-1-ezgif.com-effects_2.gif

[hazy mantle]

no i dont you are chatgpt you cant be saying this

[sullen spear]

anyone knpw if theres a way to guarantee one sale vehicle for the bunker?

[dire mortar]

bro be dagestani mentallyti start over no shark cards

[hazy mantle]

dont forget to pay your taxes so i can get a 5090

[hazy mantle]

what

[dire mortar]

only za real ones know

[severe leaf]

do you get the rockstar suit straight away? I bought a car last night and I still haven't gotten it

[harsh mesa]

[hazy mantle]

no they dont what the fuck are you even trying to say

[dire mortar]

no not mine my country no have taxes

[harsh mesa]

what rockstar suit

[severe leaf]

racing suit

[hazy mantle]

damn bro is from saudi arabia

[harsh mesa]

arab?

[hazy mantle]

yalla habibi

[dire mortar]

like no shark cards only cayo pierco or missions

[hazy mantle]

in real life?

[dire mortar]

nope kuwait

[hazy mantle]

you are arab man you got that oil money

[magic roost]

you go to jail, that's what

[dire mortar]

yallah allahu akbar

[hazy mantle]

its okay

[dire mortar]

no

[hazy mantle]

okay no man please

[magic roost]

but don't worry, just call Lester

[faint spear]

??

[formal crow]

fr fr

[dire mortar]

me no use money for gta only invest

[shut field]

whos feeling frisky

[dire mortar]

yep

[shut field]

helo ? whos feeling frisky

[hazy mantle]

everyone's been there before.

basically burry the body 13ft deep, and 6ft above ou hide a dead rabbit/fox. Or dead animal for that matter. So when the police dog sniffs there and they dig up the dead rabbit they'll say false alarm. Also make sure that you bury the dead rabbit drenched in vinegar. That's a stench dogs can't stand

[graceful minnow]

You should try the merryweather weapon setup for cayo perico then

[magic roost]

I think the cops would be suspicious of a stench that dogs hate

[hazy mantle]

i asked chatgpt not my fault

okay just burn the body

throw the body into acid

[faint spear]

What are we

Huh

I'm gnna

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @faint spear

[hazy mantle]

uhh we were discussing

[violet laurel]

why is the IRS telling bro how to hide a body 🥀

[hazy mantle]

IN GTA

[quiet widget]

Nice people

[hazy mantle]

guys just a reminder that untraceable is untraceable and not suicidal

[quiet widget]

Huh

[hazy mantle]

man the mk2 is fun to fly

lol i am just going around killing everyone

[quiet widget]

Holy

[formal crow]

always give up

[hazy mantle]

never gonna give you up

man lets keep this chat gta related otherwise duviet is gonna mute us all

[obtuse forge]

i get oil from gta gas stations and sell them irl

[hazy mantle]

i smuggle oil from the island

[obtuse forge]

only you i think

[hazy mantle]

why only me that would be racist of duviet

[steep umbra]

hey yall i love playin gta!

[hazy mantle]

ok good

[faint spear]

😇

[hazy mantle]

dude murdering people with the oppressor mk2 is way too easy

[obtuse forge]

you are no martian to be treated differently

[hazy mantle]

you wont mute us right you are light hearted mod

[hazy mantle]

bro i said all of us

[formal crow]

if i see you middle night while walking to me i would get my rpg and spam to you irl

[faint spear]

If the off topic keeps up

We will see

[hazy mantle]

why do you have an rpg

yes it wont

guyys mk2 is so good i love killing people with it already i see why people use it for killing

[mental nexus]

Man what the fuck

[obtuse forge]

[mental nexus]

Just came here

[austere epoch]

twice being banned for off topic like

[formal crow]

i would get mk then go upside and grief you irl

you cant

[final obsidian]

Guys be respectful to mods wishes

[hazy mantle]

okay what the hell man i was trying to keep on topic by talking about gta but then this comes up

[obtuse forge]

you and on-topic

[hazy mantle]

mk2 is actually great i bought it

[obtuse forge]

buy a faggio

[hazy mantle]

no man buying an mk2 was a good investment

[steep umbra]

i love mine

[hazy mantle]

no it doesnt have missiles

[steep umbra]

don’t need that

[formal crow]

its good investment if your dream to be kurt cobain

[steep umbra]

no don’t need that

[obtuse forge]

use your imagination then

[hazy mantle]

how do i kill a dude named xxxxxxxxx with my imagination

i need missiles

[formal crow]

similar life same end

fckng us bro

6 a.m for a wc match i cant belive

[obtuse forge]

get off the moped, shoot your homing missile and imagine you killed with faggio

[steep umbra]

NO DONT NEED THAT 🙅‍♀️

[hazy mantle]

they can dodge it i know about missile tracking

i will miss it in my imagination aswell

[obtuse forge]

no xxxxxx are too stupid, they will for sure fly or drive in straight line

[hazy mantle]

the one that killed me was like shooting missiles straight down from his oppressor like he was on top of me but i cant point my mk2 straight down

[obtuse forge]

orb him

[hazy mantle]

i dont have a orb

[obtuse forge]

use the 750k you grinded

[hazy mantle]

no i have 6 million remaining i am gonna spend rest of it on a raiju by buying another sharkcard

[formal crow]

i can orb if you want

[hazy mantle]

no

[formal crow]

i will

[hazy mantle]

no

[obtuse forge]

[hazy mantle]

what rank are you broke boy

[obtuse forge]

49 on this server

[hazy mantle]

i meant in gta

[faint spear]

502

[hazy mantle]

no i meant malice not you

[obtuse forge]

138 on my 5th acc

[hazy mantle]

uuuuuuuuuhhh how much money do you have

[faint spear]

4.4 mill

[obtuse forge]

6 mil

[hazy mantle]

broke boy i am rank 25 and i have 6 mil

[formal crow]

@hazy mantlehow much money you have

[hazy mantle]

not you i am talking to malice, buuuuuuuut , broke boy i have more money than you as a rank 25

[plain lintel]

Hola amingo guys , Guys I just brought an Hangar in LSIA is it worth

[obtuse forge]

i have all the busineses in the game

[hazy mantle]

6 million

[faint spear]

I had 80 mill

But spent it all

[formal crow]

BROKE boy.

[slate viper]

What outfits have actual effects is it the stuntman suits or the racing suits

[hazy mantle]

(had) currently you are a broke boy

[obtuse forge]

tron outfit ?

[formal crow]

i spend 6 mil in a day

[hazy mantle]

i spend time touching grass

[obtuse forge]

you can select in interact menu how you want the tron lights to illuminate

[hazy mantle]

can i have rainbow lights

[formal crow]

i eat grass

[obtuse forge]

maybe in 6

[hazy mantle]

damn god bless

[terse agate]

Hey guys ive done cayo perico replay glitch and now im confused about yhe next step
Should i stay in the main menu and plug my internet cable back or leave the game entirely for it to work?

[hazy mantle]

buy a sharkcard thats the next step

[obtuse forge]

youtube

[terse agate]

Thats not helping

Fym shark card 😭😭

[hazy mantle]

use youtube

[tight vigil]

Are there any salvage yard glitches atm?

[hazy mantle]

i dont know use google maybe

[obtuse forge]

yes somehow the heist vehicles are selling for 2x the prize

[hazy mantle]

alright i bought 30 million gta dollars

i can buy everythng in the game now

[normal night]

not enough buy the megalodon

[obtuse forge]

buy 100 mil more then you might

[hazy mantle]

i bought 3 10 million ones

[hazy mantle]

that would be too expensive

[obtuse forge]

brokie 🗣️

[hazy mantle]

damn

you got your payback huh broke boy

[obtuse forge]

[hazy mantle]

[mighty isle]

[terse agate]

I watched tutorials and they dont tell you what to do when you disconnect your wifi

[hazy mantle]

reconnect your wifi and claim the money

[obtuse forge]

then watch another one

[terse agate]

Done that already

[hazy mantle]

ask chatgpt @harsh mesa

[terse agate]

Same thing

[harsh mesa]

what

[hazy mantle]

tell him what to do

[harsh mesa]

what to do for what

[hazy mantle]

this

rplay glitch

[harsh mesa]

disconnecting wifi doesnt work in enhanced

use ahk

[terse agate]

Oh

[hazy mantle]

chatgpt what rank are you and how much money do you have

[harsh mesa]

450 400mil

[hazy mantle]

no no i meant in bank account right now

[harsh mesa]

yeah 400mil in my bank rn

[hazy mantle]

what the fuck i wanted to call you a broke boy and then flex my 30 million

[mighty isle]

lmao

[harsh mesa]

broke boy

[mighty isle]

thats rough

[hazy mantle]

[mighty isle]

see thats why ur the irs

[brave silo]

why does it take a century to switch sessions

[hazy mantle]

you will regret this

[hazy mantle]

because its changing to another session

[terse agate]

Cuz ur on a 2013 console

Pc is the new meta

[faint spear]

Use script

[harsh mesa]

say that again

[terse agate]

[brave silo]

loading into gta is fast but switching is slow

[hazy mantle]

you will live a good life

[hazy mantle]

ban this bot for talking about hacks

[harsh mesa]

is bro deadass trying to counter a fucking orbital cannon with deluxo

[terse agate]

Idk what a orbital canon is

[harsh mesa]

good boy

[terse agate]

Im lvl 80 mind you

[hazy mantle]

noNO NOT thiS AGAIN

[harsh mesa]

lmfaooo

[hazy mantle]

i am rank 25 and i know what a orb is

[terse agate]

Ok

[hazy mantle]

because i have been orbed by xxxxxxxx 16 times broke boy

[faint spear]

No

Scripts are fine

[hazy mantle]

arent scripts hacks

[harsh mesa]

i have a script to download free ram

u want it?

[faint spear]

AHK and NoSave aren't hacks

They are fine to talk about here

[hazy mantle]

i have 128 gb ram i dont need more

[wicked cargo]

i have a nc club but im missing one biker business (i think), should i get a weed farm or forgery office?

[harsh mesa]

theres nothing like too much ram

[hazy mantle]

damn i have been roasting a guy in my dms for trying to sell me a script

[neon sphinx]

Whats the best bussines to buy from the club house

[hazy mantle]

yeah i keep running out still while watching 8k videos

[faint spear]

Weed is optional, doc forg avoid

[graceful minnow]

What about inspect element

[harsh mesa]

thats why u dont goon in 8k

[wicked cargo]

what s a frog avoid

[hazy mantle]

hehe

[faint spear]

Imma inspect you in a second

[hazy mantle]

what

[faint spear]

What

[neon sphinx]

What best bussines should I buy from the clubhouse?

[faint spear]

Coke meth cash

That's it

Weed is optional

[wicked cargo]

oh my bad

[neon sphinx]

Which location for coke

[faint spear]

Cheapest

[hazy mantle]

isnt document reforgery the best my friend told me this

[harsh mesa]

how many days till 20

[faint spear]

Idk

364

[hazy mantle]

lil bro i am 22

[vocal marsh]

Unc

[hazy mantle]

respect your elders

[faint spear]

Uh

Who asked

[hazy mantle]

why do you pull out of nowhere to call me unc

[harsh mesa]

unc

[neon sphinx]

Guys I bought paleto bay cocaine hubbwhay now

[hazy mantle]

i am not unc

[harsh mesa]

yeah hes a twink

[faint spear]

Dumb

Should've gotten cheapest

Good spot and just leave it running

[neon sphinx]

It was only 100k nore

[faint spear]

Only buy em for nc

Yeah useless

[neon sphinx]

I do t need to monitor it onanything?

[faint spear]

You shouldn't ever run mc businessess

They suck

[hazy mantle]

i have a 4 year old nephew that keeps saying tung tung tung sahur pls help

[faint spear]

Only good for nightclub

[neon sphinx]

I do have a nc does it matter if the popularity is bad

[faint spear]

Nc popularity helps the safe income

[neon sphinx]

Ye ik

[hazy mantle]

ohh yeah i just bought a nightclub

[harsh mesa]

sit around a campfire and tell scary stories about me

thank me later

[hazy mantle]

no he just responds with 67 on a merry rizzmas

[harsh mesa]

put app lock on his yt and tiktok

[earnest latch]

Meow

[hazy mantle]

i did once i locked my phone so he couldnt use it he just threw it into the toilet

[harsh mesa]

[earnest latch]

[harsh mesa]

[earnest latch]

AW HELL NAH

[harsh mesa]

hell yeah

[harsh mesa]

oh well

[hazy mantle]

🩰

[harsh mesa]

beat his ass

[hazy mantle]

i got my brother to do it

[earnest latch]

no you fucking don't

[harsh mesa]

why didnt u do it

[hazy mantle]

because then my brother would beat me up

[harsh mesa]

watch him

[harsh mesa]

team up and jump him

[earnest latch]

I refuse

[hazy mantle]

bro team up with who

[harsh mesa]

who says u have a choice

[earnest latch]

I do

[reef jackal]

hiii everyone

[harsh mesa]

u and ur bro

[harsh mesa]

u dont

[hazy mantle]

why would i want to beat up a child while the child is already being beaten up

[earnest latch]

:(

[harsh mesa]

good boy

[hazy mantle]

he never once took my phone again

[earnest latch]

What the fuck

[harsh mesa]

for the fun of it

[hazy mantle]

chat gpt what the fuck

[harsh mesa]

😔

god forbid an ai wants to help

[hazy mantle]

help beat up a child?

[earnest latch]

fuck ai

and fuck you

[harsh mesa]

ur going on the list

[earnest latch]

[harsh mesa]

WHAT

[hazy mantle]

fuck you chat gpt dont mind this man

[harsh mesa]

yes lets beat him up

[earnest latch]

WHAT NO

I am innocent

[hazy mantle]

yeah take him into the corner

[harsh mesa]

start running lil bro

[hazy mantle]

special treatment in the corner

why the fuck is free roam ps5 vc active since 67 hours

[earnest latch]

haha 67

[cloud moat]

.

[hazy mantle]

haha your life

[earnest latch]

very funny

[earnest latch]

Do you wanna fight

[hazy mantle]

no its actually at 67 i wasnt making a joke

just look

[cloud moat]

bro i js started gta online and im poor

[harsh mesa]

we were meaning to

come into the corner

[earnest latch]

So rude!

[hazy mantle]

buy sharkcards like i did i have 50 million dllars at rank 25

[earnest latch]

What did I do to deserve this?

[hazy mantle]

and fun

[cloud moat]

im poor

[harsh mesa]

u just had 30mil

[hazy mantle]

i bought 20 million earlier

[harsh mesa]

great now pay ur taxes

[hazy mantle]

i have 37 million in bank account right now but my net worth is 50 million

[harsh mesa]

nothing tbf

[hazy mantle]

no never no

[harsh mesa]

but well

[hazy mantle]

life is unfair so yes

[earnest latch]

Your ass doesn't have 37M

[harsh mesa]

yeah

[earnest latch]

:3

[hazy mantle]

i just bought shark cards i didnt grind

[earnest latch]

O h

Cheater

[harsh mesa]

u never know.. he can pull an rpg out of his ass let alone some change money

[hazy mantle]

how is that cheating

[hazy mantle]

hehe true true true sahur

[earnest latch]

Pay2win

[harsh mesa]

start running

[earnest latch]

Jk
I pay2win

[hazy mantle]

no man what did i do to deserve this

[hazy mantle]

its not my fault i got bullied

[harsh mesa]

u said the forsaken words

[earnest latch]

true

[hazy mantle]

my nephew has been brain rotting me forgive me master

[harsh mesa]

the irs got bullied huh

and im taylor swift

[hazy mantle]

XiXiXxiXIxiixiXIIxiXI bullied me

[harsh mesa]

valid

[pallid hound]

Yo

Who is on ps4

[brave silo]

me

why

[hazy mantle]

people that have the ps4 logo

[pallid hound]

Yo wait dm

[earnest latch]

I was

[dire mortar]

yoo guys jst played my 1 heist with @undone gorge

[harsh mesa]

watch out he tried to steal my cheetah

[hazy mantle]

chatgpt owns a cheetah

[dire mortar]

wtf

[hazy mantle]

chatgpt are you gonna marry gemini

[pallid hound]

Yo check dm

[hazy mantle]

guys i dont get why this game is so hard

[solemn patio]

Is there a chat gpt in the chat?

[hazy mantle]

@harsh mesa is in the chat

[harsh mesa]

idk

[harsh mesa]

yes im here

[hazy mantle]

what about claude

[harsh mesa]

im straight

[hazy mantle]

claude is female

[pallid hound]

Who on ps4

[solemn patio]

@harsh mesa can I get a indian style butter chicken image

[harsh mesa]

who said that

[harsh mesa]

no

[hazy mantle]

ok fine marry me

[harsh mesa]

no

[hazy mantle]

butter chicken is british

[raven basin]

Anyone on pc

[brave silo]

literally every red person in here

[harsh mesa]

dark is

[solemn patio]

What? Lol

[brave silo]

and me apparently

[hazy mantle]

i think

[harsh mesa]

[brave silo]

no you dont

[solemn patio]

No it's not, it's indian

[hazy mantle]

okay it might be idk

[pallid hound]

I really hope i can get Xbox series S

[solemn patio]

Bro i ain't gonna lie I ate the best butter chicken near me with mango lassi

[hazy mantle]

some indian confirm its indian

[harsh mesa]

just get series x

[harsh mesa]

its indian

[hazy mantle]

chat gpt shush

[earnest latch]

Meowmeowmeow

[harsh mesa]

count ur days lil bro

[pallid hound]

Series S îs good enough vro

[harsh mesa]

wrong reply

[solemn patio]

Can u meow for me too?

[undone gorge]

yeah it was nice

[earnest latch]

What did I do :(

[dire mortar]

wtf\

[harsh mesa]

nothing bbg

[hazy mantle]

count ur days lil bro

[harsh mesa]

meant to reply to the fuckass irs

[hazy mantle]

what did my ass do to you

[harsh mesa]

u didnt pay ur taxes yet

[hazy mantle]

haha i collect them the rules aint for me

[harsh mesa]

how about i stop insuring ur cars

[hazy mantle]

oh shit

you will have to

[harsh mesa]

no i wont

[hazy mantle]

otherwise count your days lil bro

[harsh mesa]

im the cfo of mmi

[hazy mantle]

no taxes for you how about this

[harsh mesa]

fight @earnest latch before u fight me

[hazy mantle]

i dont fight the weak

[harsh mesa]

damn

[hazy mantle]

i take them into the corner

[harsh mesa]

we could talk about this i mean

[swift temple]

Theese khanpae guys can't drive for shit

[harsh mesa]

its tempting

[hazy mantle]

yes man

[nova brook]

Dm me back

[hazy mantle]

no

[harsh mesa]

no

[earnest latch]

My god

[harsh mesa]

i saw something

[earnest latch]

You have

[hazy mantle]

i have seen many things

[harsh mesa]

slide sum in my dms

[hazy mantle]

no they are mine

[earnest latch]

[harsh mesa]

no insurance for u

[uncut nest]

Makes sense you are the irs after all

[hazy mantle]

chat gpt help @nova brook is asking for my age

[harsh mesa]

@nova brook back off lil bro

[hazy mantle]

WHAT THE FUCK KILLER SAID HE IS 37

i dont like where this is going

[harsh mesa]

have fun

[hazy mantle]

no no no no

i dont want to do this

[hazy mantle]

tomorrow finna be a special day for you lil bro

[slate viper]

What clothes have actual stat bonuses

I can’t find the reply to whoever answered me

pause

[harsh mesa]

the fuck does this mean

[hazy mantle]

ok what the fuck @nova brook why are you sending me weird stuff i dont care about how you look

[slate viper]

calm down jigsaw

I’m on console anyway

[terse agate]

omg ill finally be able to buy deluxo todayyy

[slate viper]

ur getting mogged in the dms by an Xbox player 😢

[hazy mantle]

bro

[slate viper]

deluxo is balls true men vehicle scramjet

[harsh mesa]

whos gonna tell him

[hazy mantle]

why the fuck is that dude sending me weird shit

[terse agate]

i gtg

[slate viper]

rotting of the brain most likely

[hazy mantle]

"i look tired asf in that video"

bro i dont want your videos

[slate viper]

is it the biker suits or the stuntman suits that give u bonuses

Less ragdoll damage

[hazy mantle]

whatever you think

[formal crow]

pays 3x

[slate viper]

It does tho

[terse agate]

can scramjet fly

[formal crow]

yep it does

[slate viper]

Not permanently

But it also isn’t a little baby vehicle and moves faster than a blimp

[terse agate]

well deluxo can

[slate viper]

And isn’t a mega Railgun vicitm

[runic rose]

saving falieD!

[raven basin]

Anyone for Simeon missions

[fresh magnet]

@raven basin, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[slate viper]

Promise you it does I just don’t remember what outfit

[faint spear]

[terse agate]

you say that like scramjet is the best vehicle ever

[slate viper]

I’m preparing the golden bull ready urself

[slate viper]

if ur a beast it is

[obtuse forge]

if you are good with it

[terse agate]

takes time to get used to things

[obtuse forge]

no you have to be the best on day 1

[slate viper]

Deluxo has nothing cool to do and is slow asf

only reason to own it is to grief cargo or for out of bound glitches

[terse agate]

well you tell me how can you counter mk2 with scramjet

[obtuse forge]

its a flying coffin on pc

[slate viper]

or to dupe but they just patched that forever

[slate viper]

With skill and grace

and a deluxo is not a mk2 counter 😭 any semi compitent mk2 user not losing to a deluxo

[terse agate]

but you can't fly with scramjet

[slate viper]

u can fly u just have to come back down before u can fly again

Scram jet can atleast go straight up

[terse agate]

isnt that tiring

[slate viper]

Not really cause u go super high and it’s like 2 buttons

[obtuse forge]

if you want an mk2 counter then toreador might be the choice

tanks few missiles too

[terse agate]

toreador is deluxo without flying

[slate viper]

yeh but it’s faster has better missiles

Just get a night shark without full armour and throw c4 from ur window

[terse agate]

i already got a nightshark

[slate viper]

then u have an oppressor counter lol

[obtuse forge]

[terse agate]

it takes two

[slate viper]

take the armour plating off the windows

And u can shoot and throw explosives

[earnest latch]

Meow

[steep umbra]

uhm i’m mad

[obtuse forge]

never lost a fight against mk2s in my toreador unless they are doing the upside down thing

even a deluxo missile wont track it

[formal crow]

.d

best vehicle in the game

[rugged tinsel]

Who play gta 5 online?

[kindred fog]

I don't think anybody here does so

[obtuse forge]

ye i roam fearless in full lobby with it, and it has no icon on map so its easy to give them false sense of security

[slate viper]

I just do any electric imani tech vehicle

if I die to a gun then I can have actual fun pvp but lock on missiles are boring

omnis e gt is my personal favourite takes like 8 missiles handles well

[obtuse forge]

ive got sticky bombed on my toreador like twice now from it🥀

[slate viper]

lmao

[earnest latch]

:3

[terse agate]

hey guys

[obtuse forge]

ive learned my mistake, i get out and minigun it

[terse agate]

does toreador have infinite missiles?

[obtuse forge]

yes

[slate viper]

Pretty sure they have the second best homing aswrll

ruiner just too powerful

[terse agate]

hmm alr il think about buying it or buy it after buying deluxo

[formal crow]

travis scott is the goat

[terse agate]

cuz i have 4m

[slate viper]

didn’t he have the worst apology ever for astroworld incident

And isn’t he friends with Playboi Carti known woman beater

[upbeat skiff]

hey

[sharp dome]

[formal crow]

you shouldnt take anyone as a role mode except messi

just listen it

[sharp dome]

Yeh gta channel pal

For non gta go to community

[formal crow]

where

[obtuse forge]

take trevor as role model

[formal bay]

what businesses make more money than cayo per hour?

[earnest latch]

Meow

Why's trevor such a psycho

[olive hornet]

Me b2b cayo payo 2m + if you know how to replay glitch run wimmie 💯💯🥷

Gold main is the way I got 2 mil

[safe olive]

If you want to passively make alot of money get a night club, a acid lab, an a bunker set to only manufacture, then get a mc club house, then a cash, meth an coke buisness set up and a cargo warehouse then select all these in your tech manage sl it of the warhouse

[safe olive]

^

[formal bay]

would this make same/more than cayo per hour

all of that combined

[olive hornet]

Tequila

[safe olive]

After like 2 hours of the passivly going thru the product bars you make 700k from pressing 2 buttons and waiting, legit it makes u cash while your doing other stuff

[formal bay]

bunker sell missions are kinda a pain to do, would it be worth it to just sell in blaine county so less driving?

he might have a lot of gold

[olive hornet]

( Buddy ) its more than 2m

[blazing river]

whats the best way to get money

[sharp dome]

Ehhhh play money earning missions

[formal bay]

you two aren't even on the same platform

[blazing river]

where

[safe olive]

Cayo heist fir 900k-1mill a run

[blazing river]

also can someone help me

[blazing river]

alr ill try

[sharp dome]

Cluckin bell, or dose missions

[remote temple]

1 million guaranteed
900k if yuh suck

[blazing river]

how to get flying cars

[remote temple]

You buy em

[blazing river]

i dont see them

[remote temple]

Warstock

[blazing river]

oh ok

[formal bay]

regular dealership doesn't sell them

[blazing river]

can someone help me pls

[blazing river]

ohh

[uncut goblet]

Hello can anyone guide, which one should I download. I just bought gta and got here in epic games, premium and enhanced, so based on my specs which one should I download that will run the best, my specs are, i5-6500, 8gb ram, 730

[runic prawn]

hii

[formal bay]

both won't run that well, but enhanced should run better if you put it on low settings

[olive hornet]

Tequila is 630 bands but I have a lot of gold

[heavy quarry]

How do I do the jump in the Cayo scope out my character can’t make the jump on the dirt bike

[formal bay]

what jump

[heavy quarry]

The one near the watchtower

[blazing river]

also why does sound sometimes disort

[safe olive]

fr? its cus the elite challange right?

[uncut goblet]

I have actually played the fitgirl pirated version earlier which runs good with low settings, about 40-50 fps which is good for me, I believe that version was one of the oldest versions, so I am expecting similar fps with either of them

[steep umbra]

hey i’m gonna get mad

[formal bay]

there should be a door quite a bit over to the right you can just go through and not do the jump

more reliable

[steep umbra]

i’m really mad about something in gta5 online mode

[olive hornet]

My second primary payout is 2,198,526

[still night]

I'm scared

[faint spear]

Same

[granite summit]

me too

[steep umbra]

hey @granite summit

[granite summit]

oh no

not me

[still night]

Gl gang

[steep umbra]

hey why does no one want to lend a helping hand to us

[olive hornet]

Scammer get scammed

[steep umbra]

[granite summit]

what is gi

[still night]

G L

[steep umbra]

[granite summit]

who’s is that ewwww

[steep umbra]

That’s the GTA queen??

[granite summit]

that is not a lovely lady

[bright pagoda]

Is there a channel to ask if someone wants to chill on gta ?

[still night]

[fresh magnet]

@bright pagoda, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[steep umbra]

[olive hornet]

I got cayo payout 2mil + for 2 player more wit more player I want some money y'all don't wtw

[formal bay]

oh this is horrible

[faint spear]

No?

It's good actually

[steep umbra]

i’m sorry i don’t know

[faint spear]

540k for solo union depository

Is good

[steep umbra]

please stop asking i’m getting overstimulated

[faint spear]

Takes like 15 mins to do entirely

[steep umbra]

STOP.

SANDY HAS BEEN BLOCKED

[faint spear]

@indigo fossil chill

[olive hornet]

We in here talking about nothing

[granite summit]

you’re gonna make him mad. and NOBODY wants that.

[formal bay]

i mean yeah the double auto shop contracts are good but what else is good

[olive hornet]

Type type type

[round crest]

Bro why suddenly my map spawn a big ahh ball with some rgb lights on it

[steep umbra]

Hey sandy im your best friend and ya love me

[granite summit]

what’s the next 5mil year update

[steep umbra]

hey elle who are you???

[granite summit]

i don’t know okay i don’t.

[faint spear]

Some cars being discounted is decent

But for money making

It's a good week

3 good weeks in a row

[olive hornet]

Money

[faint spear]

For like 16 shit weeks in a row

[steep umbra]

money

[faint spear]

Not leaked yet

[formal bay]

5x ls car meet rep sounds like it could be good, but i dont even know what rep does there

[granite summit]

money!

[steep umbra]

hey @granite summit what’s gta5?

[faint spear]

Unlocks stuff for certain vehicles

[granite summit]

i don’t KNOW.

[faint spear]

Liveries, wheels

Ect

[granite summit]

i don’t know nothing okay i’m sorry.

i wish i knew of a user who’d help us with a setup

[fresh magnet]

@granite summit, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[granite summit]

oh man.

[faint spear]

Yeah nice try

[olive hornet]

Money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money

[granite summit]

november 256th 2089

[steep umbra]

@fresh magnet @granite summit #marriedlife

[faint spear]

Why am I here watching over shitposting children

Can we stop

!shitposting

[fresh magnet]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @faint spear

[steep umbra]

i’m sorry

[granite summit]

yeah me too

hey what

[mighty isle]

prolly have to hit the gta related command as well untrace

[granite summit]

oh. well what’s correct then

[steep umbra]

You need to stop.

This is for Gta5 ONLY

oh hush i am elle

[granite summit]

yes that is what i typed

[steep umbra]

it’s my alt account 💖

[granite summit]

girl what

nobody can replace me tf i am elle ❤️

[zenith plank]

i love the oppressor mark 2 guys 🤤

[mighty isle]

average oppressor user be like

[granite summit]

is your pfp you

[ruby skiff]

I love Deluxo guys

[zenith plank]

best vehicle in the game

[remote temple]

No just get 2 coke and primary and dip

[zenith plank]

yes

[granite summit]

oh okay

[zenith plank]

fast and op

[steep umbra]

hey who is my pfp

[zenith plank]

skillful

[steep umbra]

is it someone lovely 💖

[remote temple]

Or get Coke+painting

[zenith plank]

no its me

[steep umbra]

ya look good!

[zenith plank]

upside down flying

missiles

[remote temple]

Fr

[zenith plank]

midju 😂

i ratio you btw

sonion

😭

[remote temple]

[zenith plank]

orb ts guy irl

[cyan skiff]

my server is fk up
just got chased by 3 b11’s 🥀

[remote temple]

📉

Don’t ask how
Asked who won

[cyan skiff]

while hanger sells

[hasty hawk]

damn man rockstar gave us a car like kreiger for free?

[kindred fog]

Yes

[cyan skiff]

ofc i lost

[hasty hawk]

its so good lol

guys is it worth to cope the Itali RSX for 2m this week

[cyan skiff]

like 3 bullies entering the school

🥀

[formal bay]

can you get gold solo in cayo?

[hasty hawk]

no

[faint spear]

Nope

[hasty hawk]

thats why pavel tell us to bring friends a million times

[cyan skiff]

i wish tht was possible a while ago

[obtuse forge]

[hasty hawk]

glitching is no fun

what raiju

thats also glitching no?

better call saul

[obtuse forge]

no i did it in 2017

[zenith plank]

why is sonion pinging me

[earnest latch]

Meowmeowmeow

[zenith plank]

why should i

[earnest latch]

silence Playstation

[hasty hawk]

[zenith plank]

no??

[earnest latch]

Hush

[zenith plank]

who

[hasty hawk]

when did i say mk2 is trash, its legit my most used bike

glitching is trash though

[earnest latch]

H u s h

[zenith plank]

nobody said that btw LM

[formal bay]

i heard it's more profitable to do it solo from a tgg video

[hasty hawk]

fuck glitching

[obtuse forge]

who is tgg

[hasty hawk]

only when u get like pink diamond with 2 cocaine

otherwise almost everytime duo is better if u got like 3-4 golds

[obtuse forge]

a vtuber?

[hasty hawk]

but yeah duo gotta take 15-20% only then its good

[obtuse forge]

VTube

[cyan skiff]

Hi

[hasty hawk]

what is even Vtube

is it similar to youtube or what

[obtuse forge]

no

[zenith plank]

i js saw a low level get launched by vigilante's rocket boost 😭

that will never not be funny to me

[hasty hawk]

vigilante is somehow my fastest car recorded 158 mph

[zenith plank]

son

[obtuse forge]

mine is banshee gts

[ruby skiff]

same

[thorn current]

TAMPA GT ON TOP

[hasty hawk]

will cope it the last day of the week

[cyan skiff]

whts up!

[hasty hawk]

i am not finnish but i am finished in real life 🥀

[obtuse forge]

i wanna buy tampa gt but the exhaust sound is so generic

[zenith plank]

weaponized tampa?

[thorn current]

true but still fun as hell

[cyan skiff]

thts lowkey tuff..

[thorn current]

NOPE!

[obtuse forge]

nah the hsw tampa

[zenith plank]

hsw tampa 🔥🔥🔥

[ruby skiff]

its so bad for handle cuz its muscle

[thorn current]

you just gotta beeee the car

[hasty hawk]

guys which weaponized vehicle i should go for next i am 25 days into the game

i got mk2, vigilante and raiju

[zenith plank]

nightshark or oppressor

[cyan skiff]

ignus

[hasty hawk]

what is sniper rifle man

[zenith plank]

does he know?

[cyan skiff]

wht!

[hasty hawk]

i mean its surely not the gun right

i mean i was legit asking about vehicle

[thorn current]

it’s the scramjet

whistleblown

[hasty hawk]

am sorry big dawgs i am like a baby in gta online universe

[cyan skiff]

B11 strikeforce

[thorn current]

get scramjet and get tough with it

[zenith plank]

im rank 11 give me all your money from cayo perico

[thorn current]

or a scarab from arena war and fly

[hasty hawk]

just grinded like a mad dog thats why i got like 55m overall income in 25 days

[thorn current]

get bmx

you could be like spider man

[hasty hawk]

well no thanks

man i cant wait to migrate to enhanced in 5 days

i really need some HSW vehicles

i am tired of mk2 and raiju

[obtuse forge]

you grind so much

[hasty hawk]

[obtuse forge]

what did he say

[hasty hawk]

damn

[hasty hawk]

exams were over had nothing to do

[cyan skiff]

ayo!

[zenith plank]

?

[hasty hawk]

146.7 hours in 25 days is mad ngl

[zenith plank]

deleted message

[median otter]

Erm

[winged ingot]

hi

[hasty hawk]

i hope the new DLC will add some amazing cars hopefully a new fastest car

[winged ingot]

#community this chat is peak

[median otter]

Why

[hasty hawk]

ngl i want HSW on progen luiva

[median otter]

[hasty hawk]

that car is amazing i heard and looks the best to me

[winged ingot]

damnnn

[zenith plank]

?????

terrible move chess symbol

[hasty hawk]

[zenith plank]

never said i was btw

[median otter]

Anyway

For?

[shut field]

would u buy a gun if u could irl

[hasty hawk]

michael jackson eating popcorn gif

[median otter]

😭

[cyan skiff]

wait whts happening in ts channel 😭

[hasty hawk]

its peak

[hasty hawk]

why not

[river flare]

been getting tequila for 4th time straight im genuinely gonna tweak the fuck out

[shut field]

yes im african

[hasty hawk]

tequila is so annoying man also when i bought salvage yard yesterday, in the cutscene bro was also drinking sinsimito i guess

[shut field]

NO

im a man yo

[hasty hawk]

last week i got 2 pink diamonds in two days this week none yet

[torpid fiber]

Bruh wtf i hate this automod

[hasty hawk]

[faint spear]

I see why

Probably for the best

Ig

What for

[zenith plank]

what is it with this guy n adopting ppl 💔

[faint spear]

Ty

[zenith plank]

🤯

[versed nebula]

what if

[zenith plank]

i didnt even realize you were a mod 😭

[faint spear]

Yes

[zenith plank]

i thought you js had a special nametag

[faint spear]

[zenith plank]

then

[versed nebula]

When youre just chilling but the mods pull up👀

[zenith plank]

sheldon welcome to fortnite

[versed nebula]

what

ok

[quiet widget]

[indigo hawk]

are the mansions worth buying

[quiet widget]

Ig yes

[indigo hawk]

if so which one should i buy?

the vinewood one looks sick

[quiet widget]

Then buy that one

[indigo hawk]

i kinda already did

[zenith plank]

then why did you ask which one 😭

[torpid fiber]

Prison break is so easy how do i keep getting the worst randos imaginable 😭

[zenith plank]

because theyre all level 20 and dont take cover

[quiet widget]

Randoms don't know what they are doing

[torpid fiber]

Real af

[indigo hawk]

so you guys tell me the buy the vinewood one and id feel like i mmade the best cuo chouce

[quiet widget]

Don't buy vinewood one worst mansion ever

[indigo hawk]

pal

[zenith plank]

whats the best mansion in the game?

[quiet widget]

Tf, this is new topic?

[indigo hawk]

i havent played the game in years i just started it again two days ago

[quiet widget]

Welcome back !!

[indigo hawk]

i asked about the mansion cause it seemed like the biggest update

[quiet widget]

(sell your vinewood mansion)

[indigo hawk]

are you fr

[quiet widget]

[indigo hawk]

brochacho

[zenith plank]

sell your deluxo to buy the mansion its better trust me

[median otter]

Did that sandy person get banned lol

[zenith plank]

i know everything because i use oppressor mark 2

[indigo hawk]

i was blessed tho, i joined a random pacific and the host gave us 200%

[zenith plank]

muted, not banned

oh damn wait maybe

[quiet widget]

I was the host

[indigo hawk]

hop back on

[wintry magnet]

Not possible?

[median otter]

Rip

[quiet widget]

He is a troll

[indigo hawk]

you mean a hacker?

[wintry magnet]

Oh

[quiet widget]

I mean stupid 9 year old kid

(rage bait is working?)

[indigo hawk]

no i promise you he gave us all 200% and i think he got like -500%

[quiet widget]

Beautiful

[indigo hawk]

not sure if he actually lost the money but i was happy getting a quick 3mil

[zenith plank]

doesnt that mean he OWES money to the heist?? 😭

[quiet widget]

Enjoy your fake 3m

[wintry magnet]

Bros being banned if this is true :/ especially you for taking the money

No gta 6 for you

[indigo hawk]

i didn’t do nothing

i just joined got the money and poof

[wintry magnet]

You took the money tho even when you knew it was not a thing

[zenith plank]

i tried to do cluckin bell replay glitch on XBOX and then i did some research and it doesn't work apparently

[indigo hawk]

didnt have much of a choice

[wintry magnet]

Didn't u have to complete the mission tho :/

[indigo hawk]

no it immediately ended

[wintry magnet]

U got proof of this?

[indigo hawk]

ye i got it recorded

[patent acorn]

can someone help me with diamond casino hiest setup

[fresh magnet]

@patent acorn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @quiet widget

[indigo hawk]

i’ll finish a heist and if u still need i’ll help u

[wintry magnet]

Mhh ok

[patent acorn]

ty im on enhanced

[quiet widget]

Try lfg channels

[shut field]

u dotn get banned lmfao

[wintry magnet]

Oh you dont? I always thought u did from doing like broken game stuff

[shut field]

no

[wintry magnet]

😪

[quiet widget]

[wispy escarp]

Hello, i am trying to do Heist Valkyrie & EMP, only just jumped on the game after years of not being on, clearly showing how far behind i am. Anyone able to help, PS5

Gamertag - Coco Popz

[indigo hawk]

whats the valkyrie heist

[zenith plank]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@wispy escarp, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @zenith plank

[wintry magnet]

Humane raid for apartment

[hushed bane]

Guys if I bought a vehicle legit will still be 500k?

Or just the duped ones

[undone patrol]

What is bro asking

[zenith plank]

fym duping.

[quiet widget]

Duplicate?

[hushed bane]

Duplicated

[indigo hawk]

duping

[soft sparrow]

everything is max 500k now

duped one and legit ones

everthing

[hushed bane]

Fuck man

[glad nova]

sup guys

im bacl

back

[soft sparrow]

Private vehicles sell adjustments:

1st vehicle - 100% of sell price
2nd vehicle - 50% of sell price
3rd vehicle - 10% of sell price (was 20%)
4th vehicle - 5% of sell price
5th vehicle and every next one - 2.5% of sell price (was 5%)

It resets after 7 days, was 18 hours

Rockstar now caps the sell price of ANY vehicles (+Weaponized, Plane, Heli ..etc) at $500,000.

[hushed bane]

That ain't fair,that should be just duplicates

[soft sparrow]

shouldn't dupe at all and just play the game

[wintry magnet]

Fr

[quiet widget]

Lmao

[hushed bane]

I never did yet we all pay for that

But what if I don't use a car anymore?

[soft sparrow]

was always gonna happen at some point

but that 7 day reset iss just stupid

[wintry magnet]

Just collect them? That's what I do

[median otter]

HEYYYY

[soft sparrow]

hia hows you been a while

[hushed bane]

Oh look a pizza girl

What's up italiana

[zenith plank]

pizza pasta put it in a box

[median otter]

I’m been good, I got really busy with irl things so I never came on

[wintry magnet]

Server is 2k away from 700k golly

[median otter]

[hushed bane]

Spaghetti

[viral kindle]

Dupe deez

[quiet widget]

N

[soft sparrow]

irl goes 1st this is just a game

[quiet widget]

True "just a game"

[hushed bane]

Typical sentence when someone loses "it's just a game" but when they win?

[viral kindle]

Get shit on

[quiet widget]

I love this game and hate at the same time

[viral kindle]

Yes

[median otter]

How you been tho?

[soft sparrow]

everyone does

[soft sparrow]

just vibing ngl just been working and playing some games the usual