gta-online

[steep umbra]

oh no i’m gonna be executed

[alpine wave]

This is as hard as it gets

[steep umbra]

TRY HARDER

[icy osprey]

[steep umbra]

yes back me up

[hollow hamlet]

Can i get banned in gta bc of my name

Its DrakeIsGOD536

[steep umbra]

hmmm

well i don’t personally like that name but i don’t think you’d be banned

[alpine wave]

Don't ask these clowns

[steep umbra]

oh hush

this is why you can’t find a crew

[icy osprey]

😭

[hollow hamlet]

Idek what a crew is im ngl

[steep umbra]

it’s a group of friends who hangout and have fun and be magical together

at least that’s what my crew does

[alpine wave]

Looking to join crew for sales. Level 188 making 2 mil an hour

[icy osprey]

No need for a resume

[steep umbra]

exactly we do not care 🙅‍♀️

[icy osprey]

You can literally just go on Social Club and join any crew there

[steep umbra]

mines on there 💖

[wispy hazel]

What is stronger on max armor? MOC or Terrorbyte?

[quiet widget]

Unfortunately, bro is lacking common sense

[icy osprey]

Omg mine too!!!!!

[steep umbra]

yay!

[quiet widget]

Acid Lab

[steep umbra]

our clubs are sisters now okay

[lofty mortar]

how you making so much money

[wispy hazel]

really?

[icy osprey]

Cayo

[quiet widget]

Try it out?

[icy osprey]

Terrorbyte

[wispy hazel]

just doing that.. so I thought MOC is the strongest vehicle in GTA.. it took 25 missiles from toreador and terrorbyte took 32... Now im checking Acid Lab

[icy osprey]

But yeh Brickade 6x6 (AKA Acid Lab) stands the best, 40 missiles

[steep umbra]

i want one

one day

[icy osprey]

It looks cool!!

[steep umbra]

it does i just always end up spending my money on dressing up and cars 🫩

[icy osprey]

When I bought it I had no clue it was an Acid Lab, I just thought it looked cool

[wispy hazel]

DAMNN!!!

[steep umbra]

i like that

[icy osprey]

That's the life fr

[steep umbra]

exactly

[wispy hazel]

42 missiles for Acid Lab... so IT IS the strongest vehicle in the game.

I didn't know that.

[quiet widget]

[steep umbra]

i wish i was the strongest vehicle in the game

[icy osprey]

Technically Yacht is the strongest

[wispy hazel]

lol.

true

[icy osprey]

Or... Train

[serene yacht]

Yoo car meet anyone

Yall can bring any of your best cars

[icy osprey]

Which is actually a vehicle unlike the Yacht

[wispy hazel]

everywhere on the internet people are saying MOC cab is the strongest but Rockstar nerfed it, now it takes 22-25 homing missiles.

[icy osprey]

You can host one in LGF!

[lofty mortar]

i am at 4 mill now only need 1 more to buy agency

[quiet widget]

Trueeee trueeee....

[serene yacht]

aight ty

[wispy hazel]

so acid lab is the strongest I believe.

[pliant creek]

buying a fully upgraded agency ?

[quiet widget]

Bro what?

[fleet crane]

how many vehicle warehouse should i buy toh make max money

[lofty mortar]

why not?

[pliant creek]

sure

[icy osprey]

I bought the one right next to Rockafella

AKA Dre's Studio

[lofty mortar]

why not tell me

[opaque trellis]

is agency good

[pliant creek]

idk I just buy the basic business first, upgrades later

[opaque trellis]

personally its kinda ass

[icy osprey]

1mil every 45 mins solo is pretty good

[weary rover]

Hi

[opaque trellis]

that is true tho

[quiet widget]

Hello kitty

[weary rover]

Haha hru

[icy osprey]

Gottem fr

[fleet crane]

how many vehicle warehouse i need to make max money

[pliant creek]

speaking of agency, vip contract's cutscenes can be skipped from the second playthrough onwards right ?

[opaque trellis]

i think so

[icy osprey]

I thought you could only buy one vehicle warehouse

[quiet widget]

Eheheheh I'm good wbu?

[pliant creek]

i hope so man they are too long 💀

[weary rover]

Gud wyd

[opaque trellis]

fr

[quiet widget]

[lofty mortar]

where can i upgarade my heavy sniper to mark 3

[icy osprey]

[quiet widget]

Time waste and you?

[steep umbra]

i left for five seconds what’s happening now

[opaque trellis]

are u kinda dumb

[icy osprey]

You can't

[weary rover]

Just in bed

[steep umbra]

oh hush it’s a question

[icy osprey]

HEY BE NICE

[lofty mortar]

huh i bought it from dex

[opaque trellis]

ok chill mb

[steep umbra]

whatever happened to niceness and fun and whimsy

[quiet widget]

Go to sleep

[lofty mortar]

idk tell me

[weary rover]

Omg Pikachu so cute

[icy osprey]

[weary rover]

I just woke up

[icy osprey]

Tyty

[steep umbra]

sleep is for the weak

[lofty mortar]

combat mg, can i uprage it to mark 3?

[opaque trellis]

no

[weary rover]

Let me put u in a box

[opaque trellis]

u cant do anything mark 3

[icy osprey]

[lofty mortar]

mark 2?

[opaque trellis]

yea

[icy osprey]

Yes mark 2

[weary rover]

[opaque trellis]

mark 2 is for a few weapons but not all

[lofty mortar]

how do i do it

[steep umbra]

i love my MK2 combat mg

it’s pink

[fleet crane]

is it like if i buy many so more profit???

[quiet widget]

Why not hot pink?

[steep umbra]

hey i’m me

pink ALWAYS means hot pink

[lofty mortar]

how do i do it gng

[icy osprey]

Same, along with my Mk2 sniper and my explosive shotgun

[weary rover]

Yessss

[quiet widget]

No it's not

[steep umbra]

lester why did you like my message

[opaque trellis]

u got a freakshop?

[steep umbra]

yes it does

[opaque trellis]

or agency or smth

[lofty mortar]

yes

[steep umbra]

you aren’t me

[quiet widget]

Nah nah nah

[fleet crane]

@icy osprey does location matter?

[opaque trellis]

u can do it with the weapon workshop in freakyshop

[quiet widget]

Whatever -

[quiet widget]

Ig so

[icy osprey]

Nah, just pick whichever location is most convenient to you

[steep umbra]

dax always freaks me out when i go to the freak shop

he reminds me of

no

[icy osprey]

I thought he was Jake Paul at first

[weary rover]

Lmaoooo

[quiet widget]

Most convenient to him so location matters here isn't it?

[steep umbra]

atleast dax is semi nice 💔

[icy osprey]

And not racist 💔

[steep umbra]

yeah that too

[lofty mortar]

i can only see the option of buying the normal gun but i am not seeing anything realted to makr 2

[steep umbra]

see this is why i always say whatever happened to fun and whimsy

[icy osprey]

[steep umbra]

we don’t need ppl like jake paul

[opaque trellis]

buy the gun and it will say at top to upgrade

[steep umbra]

it is a little pricey tho i will say

[lofty mortar]

then

[steep umbra]

i think definitely should’ve been given it for free

[icy osprey]

Trueee, we need more Markipliers

[opaque trellis]

then upgrade it.

[steep umbra]

yes i like that!

[quiet widget]

[lofty mortar]

which upgrades are the best

and where can i get the explosive ammo of the heavy sniper

[icy osprey]

[quiet widget]

Ohh nooo pika pii 😭🥀

[opaque trellis]

unlock it from research

[steep umbra]

pika is gone.

[opaque trellis]

in bunker

[weary rover]

Noooo pika

[lofty mortar]

i dont have a bunker

[opaque trellis]

then ur cooked

[lofty mortar]

any other way around?

[quiet widget]

💔

[steep umbra]

you have to do the research unfortunately

[opaque trellis]

nope

[quiet widget]

You start tmr?

[steep umbra]

unless your me then you just get it for free because your so lovely

[opaque trellis]

yo are the chances of getting mk1 rockets very low?

[lofty mortar]

huh?

[opaque trellis]

i tried like 20+ times

[icy osprey]

It's about 1 in [amount of research left]

[quiet widget]

You start tomorrow?

[icy osprey]

I've done all 30 research so my odds are 1 in 0

[lofty mortar]

i dont play often

[opaque trellis]

get the bunker

[quiet widget]

Then buy GTA+

[opaque trellis]

its also pretty good in making money

[quiet widget]

And waste time + money

[lofty mortar]

[steep umbra]

i have gta+ and i don’t know all the features yet someone help 🫩

[quiet widget]

GTA+ is a subscription trap

[steep umbra]

it isn’t really an issue for me i play GTA like i’d say a week out of every month

[lofty mortar]

i am getting migrane

[icy osprey]

Shout out to Migrane fr

[lofty mortar]

my head is burning

i need to sleep

[quiet widget]

All I know you can collect wall safe from your phone (vinewood app something) and send agents to work or maybe free cars

[steep umbra]

why thank you kind person

i shall use my benefits for good

or evil

[harsh mesa]

maybe fucking sleep then instead of announcing it here

[steep umbra]

oh shut up

[lofty mortar]

johhny gift me nitro for free

[steep umbra]

i would

[harsh mesa]

[lofty mortar]

thank you for the advice mate

[steep umbra]

but i just unfortunately don’t want to

[harsh mesa]

anytime my g

[lofty mortar]

i would do anything

[quiet widget]

Anything?

[steep umbra]

okay delete your entire gta5 online character

[icy osprey]

Would you be willing to buy nitro

[harsh mesa]

oh nah

[opaque trellis]

yo guys i got some money what should i buy idk rly

[steep umbra]

then we’ll talk

[lofty mortar]

bye

[steep umbra]

bye bye

[lofty mortar]

🫡

[icy osprey]

[harsh mesa]

[quiet widget]

[steep umbra]

anyways yall

what should i get in gta now

i have about a cool ten mil burning a huge hole in my pocket

[cold garden]

Place it all on Red

[opaque trellis]

fr gamble

[icy osprey]

Save 8 mil more for a mansion fr

[opaque trellis]

oh yeee

[steep umbra]

i already got it 🫩

[icy osprey]

I was saving up for a second mansion but F1s were on discount so I bought them all + more vehicles

[pliant creek]

do you own all businesses ?

[steep umbra]

yes i bought a hundred dollar shark card when the mansions came out

yes i immediately bought devin weston’s mansion

[icy osprey]

Oh damn

[steep umbra]

i don’t like to grind unfortunately 🫩🫩🫩

[icy osprey]

I bought the most expensive one, fully upgraded!

[steep umbra]

amazing!

[opaque trellis]

u can get a 2nd mansion????

[steep umbra]

you definitely earned it

[icy osprey]

Solo grinding sucks so much 😭

[icy osprey]

You can get all 3!

[steep umbra]

exactly

[opaque trellis]

oh dam

[steep umbra]

that’s why i don’t do it 😛

[opaque trellis]

ima buy em some time

[steep umbra]

yes you will scout

[opaque trellis]

u could get a friend yk

[steep umbra]

scout WILL have a mansion

[icy osprey]

I used to grind with like 2 others but they went missing

[opaque trellis]

i already have 1.

[steep umbra]

i have friends but i also sometimes play at 5 AM when everyone’s asleep

[steep umbra]

scout WILL get a second mansion

even if it’s the last thing they do before leaving this earth.

[atomic lava]

PLZ HELP ME FOR MONEY

[steep umbra]

😛

[pliant creek]

my playing hours so irregular i got issues coordinating with people

[steep umbra]

exactly

[atomic lava]

HOW TO FAST MONEY?

[steep umbra]

i just end up trying to solo grind, getting mad, and just buying a shark card for what i want 🫩🫩

[icy osprey]

I got injured so to pass the time I've been grinding GTA all day 💔

[opaque trellis]

u cant fast money but u can get money fast

[icy osprey]

Noooo

[quiet widget]

Use real money simple

[steep umbra]

exactly!

do like i do and just buy your way to the top!

[quiet widget]

Buy me a cat

Fat cat

[icy osprey]

[steep umbra]

i would

but i just don’t want to!

[quiet widget]

Aww ty ty

[remote temple]

You can get all 3

[quiet widget]

Fuck give me my ty's back

[icy osprey]

I already said that!!!!!!!!

[quiet widget]

Ig trust issues

[versed gyro]

bro i saw a video where the js replayed cayo perico

without doing the prep

[steep umbra]

wait now i want a second mansion

i’m not going to reach for my wallet…….

[versed gyro]

is it real or modded or what

[icy osprey]

[quiet widget]

Everyone know bro nothing new

[steep umbra]

my lovely little shark card

i love them they are my children

[versed gyro]

m new

[remote temple]

My bad didn’t see it

[versed gyro]

daym

[steep umbra]

it’s okay don’t mind her she’s really really mean

[icy osprey]

Only on Tuesdays

[steep umbra]

kidding! they only are mean on tuesdays

yes i like that

[icy osprey]

Thank you Johnny fr fr

[remote temple]

🙃

[icy osprey]

You're the life of the party

[quiet widget]

Johnny Guns

Get him

[steep umbra]

yes that’s me

[remote temple]

Wrong johnny

[steep umbra]

hello all i’m the life of the party and i’m the sparkle

[steep umbra]

i’m the sparkle

[remote temple]

Hello ✨

[quiet widget]

Noted in (death note)

[icy osprey]

"Funny you say that cuz... I got my clubs right here!"

[remote temple]

Lol

[steep umbra]

hey don’t do that again.

[remote temple]

To late

[icy osprey]

I've replayed those missions so many times back when you couldn't skip the cutscenes

[steep umbra]

i’m bored let’s talk about how i’m the sparkle!

[remote temple]

I think most of us did

[icy osprey]

Omg yes!!!!!!

[quiet widget]

No

Fat ass NOOOO

[icy osprey]

Fat ass cat

[quiet widget]

[steep umbra]

you’ve made me sad now

really really sad

[quiet widget]

[steep umbra]

really really really really really sad and sad

[quiet widget]

Psspspspspspspp

[steep umbra]

just so sad

[quiet widget]

Don't be sad

[icy osprey]

Long Johnny is just sad Johnny now 💔

[quiet widget]

Coz sad backwards das

Hahahaha

[icy osprey]

And das not good

[deft knoll]

Lmao

[steep umbra]

yeah

[steep umbra]

okay apologize to me and tell me i’m the sparkle

[quiet widget]

Never ever

[steep umbra]

okay

[quiet widget]

🥀

[deft knoll]

I want to get an SC1 and a XA-21

[cold garden]

Then get them

[faint spear]

[cold garden]

Back to work

[remote temple]

[faint spear]

I just woke up

[thorny pivot]

Just got scammed

[remote temple]

Go back to sleep then

Lol

[pseudo hemlock]

Hello I need friends for GTA V Online, I'm new player, plz guide me in dm.

[fresh magnet]

@pseudo hemlock, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[primal crater]

in gta enchanced whenever i change the resolution to fullscreen i get gfx error

[agile loom]

chat gun van has up and atomizer?

like fr fr?

[winter gyro]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @winter gyro

[winter gyro]

Check urself

[agile loom]

holy

no way

how many months had it been since the last one

time to download gta to claim it

[atomic lava]

how to get fast money im 7 level

[wispy hazel]

Cluckin bell. Do enough cluckin bell so that you can afford a kosatka. Then spam Cayo perico and buy a sparrow to make cayo perico preps faster. Then save up for an agency. Then do cayo perico, Dr dre heist and cluckin bell farm raid and then save enough money to buy passive business like bunker, nightclub, hangar, special cargo warehouses etc.

[ivory wadi]

Wsp ppl

[wispy hazel]

you can also do knoway out while cluckin bell is on cooldown.

[vague flume]

is this andrew tate pfp?

[atomic lava]

Yes, I want money for Kosatka, that's why I asked

yes

ok

[agile loom]

ain't no way you are gonna grind in 2026, just do heist replays

[primal crater]

in gta enchanced whenever i change the resolution to fullscreen i get gfx error

[vague flume]

when will crate warehouse ceo career be over man

I feel like Im doing this grind endlessly

[fleet crane]

how many warehouse u have?

[vague flume]

5

large ones

[vast cypress]

which villa is the best

[finite anvil]

richman villa

[vast cypress]

ty

[hollow hamlet]

Scramjet best car

[vague flume]

gingers are common nowadays, green eyes gingers on the other hand

thats a rare combination

[hollow hamlet]

Actually its blue eyed gingers thats rare

Which i have

[vague flume]

green eyes are rarer then blue eyes, its what statistics show

[hollow hamlet]

Blues cooler tho

[vague flume]

maybe

[fleet crane]

it will be worth when u sell all when its on 2x

[vague flume]

oh, and is this week 2x anything?

[hollow hamlet]

Yes its like the best week

[fleet crane]

night club

[hollow hamlet]

Nightclub double so u make 100k every time

[vague flume]

ooh dayum

[hollow hamlet]

Its so goated

[vague flume]

nightclub, this is like the best time to sell

the career progress for the nc is unfathomably long

oofff that means 1 mil a day in 8 hours

lets go

[raven meteor]

shall i buy businesses like weed or invest in a nightclub rn?

[fleet crane]

how much time irl does it takes to fill complete stalk ??

[pliant creek]

you play for 8 hrs tho ?

[vast cypress]

yo can i have my cars in richamn villa and if yes then how much

[hollow hamlet]

Nightclub

The business are kinda useless besides generating nightclub income

I completely stopped stocking my businesses

[raven meteor]

roger

[wintry valve]

Same bro that shits ahh

[vague flume]

complete nightclub takes about 3 full days

[hollow hamlet]

The delivery missions so ahh

When its the single truck its goated tho

[vague flume]

but I only sell after I reach like 170 stock (thats 1 million)

[fleet crane]

that means irl 48hrs??

[winter gyro]

Bud

[vague flume]

more like 60 ohours

[raven meteor]

also how do i uhh , transfer cars from a propriety to another?

[wintry valve]

This is why I resort to doomsday replay glitch

[hollow hamlet]

Just drive them into the property

Theyll auto change

[magic roost]

Press M > Vehicle Preferences > Vehicle Organization

[fleet crane]

so u can actually enjoy the bonus maybe once or twice

[vague flume]

naah, Ill enjoy the bonus like 5 days I think

[hollow hamlet]

Wait mine only maxws out at like 250k tho

[vague flume]

because if its x2 speed production then I can make 1 million in value in 8 hours

usually I sold at 500k nightclub after 8 hours

by afk ing

[vague flume]

it maxes out only 1 business

[fleet crane]

dayyum cool

[vague flume]

nightclub can get stock from 5 businesses

which total more

[hollow hamlet]

Ye but mine will like fillup each good category

[faint spear]

Normally 66 but this week it's 33

This includes Equipment upgrade and all technicians

[hollow hamlet]

Smoke on the water and the car wash arw the biggest money wasters in gta

[vague flume]

wrong!

the car wash is a good business (not standalone), because it ties every business that you have

[hollow hamlet]

How

[hollow hamlet]

Wait what

[vague flume]

the safe can generate 100k very fast if you have all businesses active, and random safe collecting is free 100k fast

[hollow hamlet]

Wait what

Wdym all businesses

[vague flume]

I mean all businesses

[raven meteor]

how do u run the nightclub?

[hollow hamlet]

Like mc ones?

[raven meteor]

i just bought best one with full upgrades

[hollow hamlet]

U just keep popularity up

[raven meteor]

oh

[hollow hamlet]

And it generates 50k every 48 mins

This week 100k

[raven meteor]

how do i do it

[faint spear]

The car wash safe generates more income based on how many businesses you own in gta

[hollow hamlet]

U can do promote missions , or book a dj, or the easiest way is once its full u clear out trouble makers

[faint spear]

Caps at 33 businessess(?)

[hollow hamlet]

A blue icon will appear inside the club

[magic roost]

how am i getting 100k from nightclub. i just bought it and set it up

[hollow hamlet]

Ohhhhhhh

[faint spear]

2x safe income

Thats why

[hollow hamlet]

This week

[magic roost]

oh right i forgot

[faint spear]

Keep the popularity up and every 48 mins, 100k gets added to ur safe

It caps out at 250k

[magic roost]

how do i bring supplies from my other businesses to my nightclub that you guys mention a lot

[faint spear]

Just buy the business, set it up and assign a technician to it

[hollow hamlet]

U assign a technician

[faint spear]

You want coke, meth, cash, bunker and hangar/cargo warehouse

[vague flume]

and beside the car wash safe, if you wash cars regularly when its targeted by cops (the red bar is almost full) then you reduce the police detection and it generated safe cash even faster

[hollow hamlet]

I hate the police raids sm it pmo so bad

[vague flume]

I heared ceo warehouse can get ghost police raids 👀

[faint spear]

Yeah

[vague flume]

but only after 76 crates tho, thats good

[rigid pine]

get mansion with security + the security on the buisness

[vague flume]

cause I only need 1 million from each

[faint spear]

Good thing it will never happen to me 😃

[vague flume]

thats 55 crates

[hollow hamlet]

I cant afford mansions cuz i buy vehicles sell them immediately then regret it and save up again for them

Bougjt toreador 2 times scramjet 2 times certain cars multiple times

[faint spear]

I've only ever bought 2 of the same car

[low jetty]

can you guys help me?

[faint spear]

Being S95 and mk2 for a specific someone

[faint spear]

With what

[low jetty]

code 133 error

i cant even load gta

[vague flume]

maybe this is a technical issue

[faint spear]

#gta-tech-support

[vague flume]

you can search if others had the same issue there

dangg

[vague flume]

its your birthday in 6 days ?

[faint spear]

Igs

[vague flume]

nice

[low jetty]

could someone help? i tried to change my dns and restarted my pc

[vague flume]

I think Ill come here to celebrate in 6 days xD

bcus this is the nightclub week anyway so

[faint spear]

Wait 5 I didn't update it

[low jetty]

nothing worked and it's been over 2 years now

[hollow hamlet]

Bail office is so underrated

[wet eagle]

Ahhh

What a beautiful day

[faint spear]

It's mid, about to be slightly better

[vague flume]

the nightclub week lets GOOOO

[hollow hamlet]

Huh

[vague flume]

shes talking about the bail office

[faint spear]

The payouts for the low and high end bounties are bad

[hollow hamlet]

Hows it mid lmao

[faint spear]

The dudes you send off for your safe come back with around 8k

[hollow hamlet]

250k and 80k for a 5-10 minute mission

[faint spear]

Each

[hollow hamlet]

Ok its a free 16k u can collect with gta+

[vague flume]

I did all bail office bounties, the minor ones and the major ones

[faint spear]

Still pretty mid

[hollow hamlet]

No

[vague flume]

and after all minor and major ones I made 1 million or something in cahs

[hollow hamlet]

Its good if u need a bit of cash quickly

[faint spear]

I would say shit but I cba with a pointless war

[vague flume]

so the payout is really shit I can agree

[faint spear]

It's just for RP players

[hollow hamlet]

How it takes 5 mins to do the missions

[vague flume]

but the enforcement agents make 100k in 3 hours thats a lot of waiting

[faint spear]

That's all gtao dlcs are now

[vague flume]

yeah but alive

[hollow hamlet]

Huh

[faint spear]

Keeping them alive is easy

[vague flume]

I mean it takes more to do the mission alive

[hollow hamlet]

Just shock them

[faint spear]

Tazer or shoot their hand to drop their gun

[hollow hamlet]

Its literally so easy

[faint spear]

Just, not worth running unless for T4 imo

[hollow hamlet]

U dont even have to drive the van there

[vague flume]

nah because sometimes you miss to shoot their hand and you shoot them dead instantly

[hollow hamlet]

Stun gun

[faint spear]

The buff they are getting makes them slightly better but not much

[hollow hamlet]

Or just beat them up

[vague flume]

you need to be careful when shooting some npcs, theres also their skin thats small sometimes

[hollow hamlet]

STUN GUN

[vague flume]

yeah but there are also gangs

[hollow hamlet]

so kill them fjrst

[vague flume]

near them, and you sometimes shoot the wrong guy

[hollow hamlet]

No u dont

[vague flume]

anyway xD

yeah I did it many times it can happen

[hollow hamlet]

It has a white arrow above it its so hard to shoot them

Ive never one tome done it and ive done dozens of missions

[faint spear]

I barely see the arrow most times

The places they spawn with some lighting is annoying to see at times

[hollow hamlet]

U can use spatial awareness and look at the minimap too

[vague flume]

thats basic

[hollow hamlet]

Aim assist doesnt even snap to them

So like its not a issue

[vague flume]

the tazer gun works only for some targets, but the inmates bounty has gangs around them and it makes it hard to identify the target, then when you finally shoot the gang down youre on low health (you might die) and quickly shoot the target and miss sometime

and also you have to go from the bail office to paleto bay or to sandy shores with the van!

[hollow hamlet]

This us not an issue at all it works on all targets and ive never once strugglef with isrntifying them or accidentally killing tbem

[vague flume]

and thats a very long way

[hollow hamlet]

As nicely as i can put it its a skill issue

[vague flume]

Im a veteran at this game

[hollow hamlet]

So fly there on ur whatever then drive the van back

[vague flume]

its not a skill issue I assure you

[hollow hamlet]

Well ive mever one time had those issues

Like not a single time even

[vague flume]

maybe you have another playstyle but doesnt matter

[hollow hamlet]

Are u pc

[vague flume]

I like headshots you maybe like bodyshots who knows

oh.. youre also auto aim

[hollow hamlet]

My aim assist snaps to there heads

I dont even aim in gta i just press l2

Then shoot when it snaps to them

[vague flume]

and how didnt you have no issues with getting them alive?

[hollow hamlet]

Bc it doesnt snap to them

It wont aim at the target

[vague flume]

oh thats good

[hollow hamlet]

I just kill all the others then stun gun and then deliver them

[vague flume]

I never thought using the stun gun

but I think the majority dont have them in their inventory

[hollow hamlet]

Its like rly cheap tho

[vague flume]

ik

[hollow hamlet]

I love stun gunning players then killinf them with a baseball bad to add BS

When i wanna ragebait them

[vague flume]

thats funny

I sometimes go sneak attack with the knife when their afk

[hollow hamlet]

I also love waiting outside the store ominously with a knife

[vague flume]

youre like get over here xD

active business grind with passive business grind is something else

theses shouldnt be done at the same time

[coral silo]

"buyer is extra cautious"
I have to use a fucking radar to find him
and hes in the fucking swat headquarters
whats the point of being cautious then?

[hollow hamlet]

It genuinely pisses me off how dumb npcs can be like why do they randomly start screaming amd running when they see me just walking or entering my car

[vague flume]

yeah this is dumb

[hollow hamlet]

Like i will not have shot or anything and some lady is screaming at the top of her lungs

I hope gta 6 npcs are like rdr2s

[vague flume]

even worse then this is when someone decides to get you out of the car

[hollow hamlet]

Lmao

[vague flume]

and to fight u, for doing literally nothing

just standing there, in proximity

I feel like launching a rocket to their face, but then I remember Im on a mission xD

[hollow hamlet]

No cops will come why not

In certain missions

[vague flume]

hehe true

stick the revolver in their face

but I like to headbutt them with the guns

its so satisfying to me for some reason

just bam youre down

[hollow hamlet]

I love the heavy revolver it feels like a gun from rdr2 bc it one shors npcs

[vague flume]

dang

but do you know the rumor in rdr2

[opaque trellis]

fr love ts

which rumor

[vague flume]

theres a rumor going around about a character in rdr2, I forgot his name

you meet him in the last chapters of the game and you need to collect rocks for him

[opaque trellis]

what he look like

[vague flume]

he is rumored to be part of the epsilon cult

character with a blue outfit and red hair

[opaque trellis]

that guy near strawberry

uhh francis the time traveller

[vague flume]

he says nothing about epsilon or kraft, but everybody says hes like the son of Kraft or someone who created epsiolon

[vague flume]

yeah eaxctly

to me its very interesting but idk

[opaque trellis]

fr i did his mission it was a bit weird

[vague flume]

yeah his mission also hints to some cult activities

like collecting rocks and having a map in his house

but we do know hes a time traveler (because the baby has red hair) so thats a fact

[opaque trellis]

ye and the same mark on his face

[vague flume]

yup

I wonder what would happen if we broke something

he will return in the timeline again or something

[opaque trellis]

maybe

[vague flume]

thats the big risk in time travel haha

but also someone like him wouldnt have this many problems with time travel I think

[opaque trellis]

yea

[vague flume]

2 more source missions and I fill 2 ceo warehouses lets goo

[peak hearth]

Hey

[vague flume]

hello

[bronze needle]

2anna go with me

Wanna*?

I can help u if u want to

[vague flume]

yeah lets go

[bronze needle]

Wanna dm?

[lone saddle]

guys

how much does dr dre vip contract pay for other people? (not the leader)

is it also 1 mil ?

[bronze needle]

No

[lone saddle]

how much does it pay ?

[magic roost]

45k if done with bonus

15k if not

[lone saddle]

why is it so low for others? that sucks :C

[shut field]

do u think rockstar could ever get rid of the gta online cheaters

[magic roost]

its worth it anyway

[kindred sigil]

what bonus?!

[pliant creek]

they asking for dr dre's contract

[lone saddle]

Worth it for the leader ya

[magic roost]

oh yeah 1 mil lol

[shut field]

i was replay glitch spamming dr dre till that shit got so boring so i restarted my whole gta online character

[magic roost]

stupid me oml

[pliant creek]

its cool lah

[pliant creek]

do you like his studio session lol

[shut field]

yea lowke that song was reaslly good but i always perfer kendrick lmao

i loved his song at the very end

[little pulsar]

Yuno Miles clears easily.

[pliant creek]

i put down the controller and read ~30 pages while that whole cutscene continued

[shut field]

thought this was common knowledge

or lil mabu

[little pulsar]

Some things just need to be said yk?

Be it common or elite knowledge, sometimes the world just has to know.

[shut field]

im still trying to find what song dr dre used at the like very end where u ride the vechle with him

[little pulsar]

Falling up I think.

[visual grove]

Damn they are about to increase to price of the raiju

[halcyon hemlock]

The raiju is way better than what I have now

[little pulsar]

It’s this one I’m pretty sure https://open.spotify.com/track/3q5dginMcEftGNTopyd14e?si=Epu5CTqwRi-rRtha9Gb6uQ

[shut field]

holy shit ur righjt thank you so much bro

that song is genuinely so good

[little pulsar]

No worries

[halcyon hemlock]

Wait what

[visual grove]

Check the new post in rockstar news

[vague flume]

the song aired as a premier first in that specific gta online mission I think

not posted anywhere on the internet

[little pulsar]

Nooo the multi hundred million dollar fighter jet will cost 8 million rather than 6.8 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[remote temple]

Get to work if you want it cheap

De

Ed

Chat

[little pulsar]

What 60 seconds of no messages does to man.

[remote temple]

😂

[shut field]

what the hell is ur pfp

[vague flume]

its the king of boston

[little pulsar]

John Boston??????

[remote temple]

Not even close

[vague flume]

[remote temple]

Why u got a problem with it

Lol

[shut field]

? wytb i thought it was demon slayer but it doesnt look like it so i was confused where its from

[little pulsar]

PFP is literal cash money, respect. 🫡

[remote temple]

I don’t remember where it from I had it for to long

[little pulsar]

Top 10 Currency Respect Moments.

[remote temple]

This been my pfp before demon slayer was even a thing

[willow plover]

Can anyone help me buy a modded car? (First time buying one) im on pc enhanced and i got 2.8m on me

[little pulsar]

You can maybe afford a Faggio, not sure tho.

[frozen jungle]

how does squad cayo work? does someone lead and then the rest loots what he wants or do they split up? I usually speedrun cayo solo but idk how it works for squads

[willow plover]

Whats a faggio

[vague flume]

you dont know what a faggio is?

[willow plover]

Nop

[vague flume]

have you been playing gta under a rock

for all this time

[willow plover]

yeah ive been buying normal cars all this time

Spent like 60/70m so far on normal ones

[little pulsar]

Me and friends usually split up in groups of 2, depending on how many of us there are.

[vague flume]

normal cars? faggio is the most normal car for gta franchise

[little pulsar]

Best vehicle in the game.

[remote temple]

Faggio the most normal bike in the game man

[vague flume]

everybody knows the faggio

[little pulsar]

Absolute monster of a machine.

[willow plover]

I just googled it and its a fucking bike

[remote temple]

Search it up I suggest

[vague flume]

and now in 2026 theres also a modded faggio

[willow plover]

yo fuck yall

[shut field]

hey dont be mean

[vague flume]

youre playing gta under the rocks man

its scam gta nan

[remote temple]

That’s what I said also it not even a bike it’s a modped lol

[willow plover]

Id rock a modded faggio tho do u have one

[glacial slate]

Frick you too pal

[vague flume]

I didnt mod pal

[little pulsar]

My bad, it’s probably best asking in #gta-vehicles

[vague flume]

its an official vehicle the modded faggio

[willow plover]

Oh okay

[vague flume]

gta scam man

[little pulsar]

Ok let’s cool it with the language, ok buddy?

[remote temple]

You should try getting the panto as well

[willow plover]

I saw some modded pantos on tik tok and they look fun to drive around

[remote temple]

Panto and faggio the best vehicles

[bronze needle]

Faggio mod

[shut field]

Shut up

[halcyon hemlock]

I got 600k rn 😭

[sage kelp]

Hey everyone

[shut field]

son

[little pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/872197642946502663/1492961201062285413/folk-folkw.gif

[remote temple]

Get 10x more

[little pulsar]

Fuck

[halcyon hemlock]

I bought the kosatka for like 4 mil

[little pulsar]

Folk

[vague flume]

bro has no money for wifi links

hes using no wifi gifs

[willow plover]

Does anyone have a vehicle solo merge glitch

[little pulsar]

Hey I have a whole $0.85 watch your mouth pal…

[vague flume]

allright bro, spend it wisely

on the 5 giga internet premium

[little pulsar]

Think I’m gonna get an SLS Block 1 😝😝.

[vague flume]

better get a vintage router from eBay first

for the wifi

[quiet widget]

GTAO public lobby like kids unpredictable....

[little pulsar]

Won’t need WiFi where the SLS can take me.

Maybe two faulty versions of outlook though.

[remote temple]

Kwebbelkop
Memes in 2026 rare sight

[little pulsar]

My favourite AI Entrepreneur :).

[quiet widget]

You're right about Sakey

[little pulsar]

Pardon?

[remote temple]

I remember the good days of robust loved watching there funny moments videos on GTA
I still go back and watch them from time to time

[normal night]

I used to watch that guy when he made GTA videos when I was a kid, doesn't he just make ai slop now

just dog shit content and screaming at a microphone. Wrap it up

[little pulsar]

Yep.

[remote temple]

He stopped posting the slop on his main channel he made a another channel just for it

He realized a bit to late though

[little pulsar]

It’s not even him screaming at a microphone anymore.

[quiet widget]

Ai

[remote temple]

LETS DOOO THIS!!!

🤣

[normal night]

His last video he posted to his main channel was an investment scam. Doing real good

Where's the time gone. DomIsLive does political news now, LispyJimmy had a kid and mellowed out hardcore

[remote temple]

Don’t know them but I am sure they made good content in the past

[normal night]

haha back in my day we'd watch those awful GTA V money glitch 2014 videos

[remote temple]

I remember those days but never watched them

[normal night]

All those big guys who did annoying GTA click bait used to make money glitch videos before they got C&Ds from R* themselves

[vague flume]

8BitRyan still does horror low poly games tho

at least that

[normal night]

Simpler time tho

[vague flume]

and DarkViperAU has live streams that I havent watched worth of weeks

[normal night]

I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss watching KYR SP33DY doing GTA IV shit while waiting for V to come out lmao

[remote temple]

His doing alright but fell off a in terms of speed running

[vague flume]

well yeah, because you cant speedrun a game which is already speedran and not updated anymore

I mean, 15 year old game

[remote temple]

His 12th place on speedrun.com

[remote temple]

Oh no you can they always new stuff being found to go faster

[vague flume]

I mean no new mechanics

[normal night]

It still blows my mind sometimes this game is that fucking old

[vague flume]

yeah true

but I think he already did pretty much lots of speedruns

[remote temple]

Doesn’t for me because I know it old

[normal night]

I need a time machine to tell dom all excited at GameStop with his GTA V copy
"Enjoy it, kid, you're not seeing another one for thirteen fucking years"

[remote temple]

Yall ever try speed running your self btw

[faint spear]

[jovial prism]

any oce players on ps5?

[remote temple]

[faint spear]

I speedrun everything

But not like an official one

Not anymore

[remote temple]

Same

[normal night]

I'm not a speed runner, but I did get the liberty city minute achievement by total accident in GTA IV so im kind of a big deal

[remote temple]

But do you speed run game or life that’s the bigger question lol

[faint spear]

Can't speedrun life

Otherwise I would've done it

[twin relic]

I think us oce fellas are a minority here hahaha good thing ping isnt a big issue for gta online

[normal night]

How many oce people even play GTA online hahaha

[remote temple]

Small issue at times actually certain parts of game bug out cause of the ping difference

[normal night]

There's gotta be like 5

[remote temple]

More

[normal night]

7?

[remote temple]

Lol

Idk but not single double or triple digits that for sure

[normal night]

do you get relegated to us servers or aus servers for games

Some games lump them with US players is why I ask

[jovial prism]

dom do u play p5?

[normal night]

I do but I'm American and my schedule is bogue

[jovial prism]

ps5

oh yh word

[pearl estuary]

GTA 5 is older than bro

[sour flare]

HAHAHAHAHA

[jovial prism]

💀😭

[halcyon hemlock]

Here’s a step by step guide on how to get gta for free

🔒••••••••••

[pearl estuary]

I'm gonna be honest I got GTA for free lmao

[twin relic]

alot

our servers are popping

[jovial prism]

load into minecraft and hit a bedrock 6 times and you’ll finish the mission and get gta online for free

[pearl estuary]

Some of you might remember the epic games sale

[remote temple]

Good on you

[normal night]

are you relegated to your own or do they mix you with AUS?

[faint spear]

Well there is Nwy, Transient, DarkViperAU, Modest Pelican, TGG , and......

Wait

[remote temple]

OCE servers mix

[normal night]

Genuine question lol I have a friend in oceania who plays Dota and he gets lumped with us players

And says more often than not it's a detriment

[remote temple]

Find this list funny ( I got broken humor don’t judge)

[obtuse forge]

mix NK players with OCE

[remote temple]

Btw deathrocker2077 (aka extremely miserable fighter 🇦🇺) is also au

[obtuse forge]

i had a dream that i got badsport

[remote temple]

It wasn’t a dream

[timid dagger]

hi guys

[twin relic]

all aus/oce lobby

[cold garden]

I waited 6mins

[twin relic]

i think at certain points late at night i got into some asia lobbies

[obtuse forge]

deadass the dunce cap was black and not white 😭 its like my brain matching it with my outfit as its mostly black outfits

[obtuse forge]

you wanna play

totally didnt see ur bio

[cold garden]

Then you would know the answer

[faint spear]

Yk what else you're waiting for

[cold garden]

Dinner

[faint spear]

Well also that

[cold garden]

Beverage

[faint spear]

How far down the list is the priority of me having 20 mk2s in a mansion

[obtuse forge]

boklet bilk bookies

[faint spear]

Also, i should actually get the money stacked up if they potentially make the mk2 more expensive

If the raiju is, the mk2 could potentially be

[obtuse forge]

nah they want to make raiju expensive than mk2

[timid dagger]

HI

yes bro

thank you

[livid heart]

[cold garden]

Raiju is getting a raise?

[livid heart]

hes been hard at work thats why

[obtuse forge]

barincells

[timid dagger]

okay i didnt get any sleep twin

[cold garden]

Why on earth would they be raising such a overrated vehicle

[timid dagger]

i did it too HAHAHAHAHA

[cold garden]

Should do that for Toreador and Delulu instead

[timid dagger]

thanks twin

[obtuse forge]

you're*

you being racist or something

[livid heart]

racism in the big 26🥀

[cold garden]

Can't, unfortunately.

[livid heart]

friendly fire dude wtf

[obtuse forge]

no you're north korean

[livid heart]

@tired zinc bros kim jong unc

[obtuse forge]

he's a blob 💔

wtf

[timid dagger]

yall remember the 2009 instagram era?

[livid heart]

hes a north korean sympathizer get him

bros 14 🥀

[timid dagger]

the posts were fire back then

[obtuse forge]

makes a lot sense now

[young pilot]

Any ps5 drift and chill lobbies?

[wintry river]

maybe in #ps5｜vehicles-lfg

[timid dagger]

what happened

[obtuse forge]

bro said the word 😂

got nuked by discord

[timid dagger]

huh

[wintry river]

discord isn't that fast lol

[little pulsar]

The word?

[austere badge]

guys can you start dr dre heist from arcadius business center?

[timid dagger]

i replied to a random and he got banned?

[obtuse forge]

you cant say you are under the age of using discord

[wintry river]

no, you need an agency

[austere badge]

....

im fked

[obtuse forge]

so he got nuked by you guys then?

[little pulsar]

I'm 8 Millenia old 😛

[timid dagger]

whats the propper age

[livid heart]

i mean doesnt discord allow teenagers?

[obtuse forge]

im a prehistoric deinosucus

[timid dagger]

yes

[obtuse forge]

does, not kids tho.. under 14 not allowed

[livid heart]

yes discord everyone here is a prehistoric dinosaur and we woke up from our cryosleep to chill out

[little pulsar]

Bro isn't old enough to remember the Cambrian Explosion 💀

[austere badge]

quick question.. is the arcadia business tower good for anything?

[obtuse forge]

i chill out 24/7

except my dreams, i get weird ones

[vague flume]

dang

the one dreamer you see

I just got online and some dude decided to ruin my experience

[obtuse forge]

i just got a gta dream of me getting badsport and the dunce cap wasnt even proper color

[livid heart]

lay off the gtao dude

[vague flume]

youre collecting caps?

[obtuse forge]

whenever i fire up my game, the first lobby is always cursed one

[vague flume]

yeah its like youre on the most chaotic server the first time you log on

suddenly rockets are flying in your apartment

or in the skies while youre loading

[obtuse forge]

i mean i like chaotic lobbies as long as theres no modders

[livid heart]

has anyone else got the thing where everyone in the lobby gets an explosion spawned at their feet?

[vague flume]

oh yeah alot of times

these are the modders instantly exploding everyone on the map

I got teleported once from my bunker to mount chilliad, I gotta say that was an experience

[obtuse forge]

modders need to get a life 🥀

[vague flume]

I got spawned under the map, I could see everyone but I was under the map somehow

💀

these modders are something else

[cold garden]

But im retired tho 🥀

[obtuse forge]

they start pizza job on us

[cold garden]

Lmao

[livid heart]

then get a job at rockstar an stop these mofos

[cold garden]

They declined my application

[obtuse forge]

no you are just tired cuz u old

[normal night]

Kind of ridiculous that I've got all this money and my office is a disgusting mess

Pick the fucking money up you slob

[vague flume]

if you make a gta 7 sample theyll gladly let you in

you can even use AI for this I think

[cold garden]

Ew

[vague flume]

but dont name it gta 7, more like gta 7 sample, thats what I would do

what

[obtuse forge]

[vague flume]

but you gotta be an expert at development

[normal night]

Just don't think making mods is an easy way in, Rockstar isn't a company that practices common sense

Bethesda or CDPR will hire you if you make something cool, R* will just send lawyers to harass your family

[vague flume]

yeah probably

[normal night]

has happened before

[obtuse forge]

make a new fallout

that isnt abandoned like bethesda does

[normal night]

It's not abandoned, they just know 76 is a cash cow

Same reason it took 13 years for GTA 6

Games are not made for you or I anymore my friend

They're made for shareholders

[obtuse forge]

i may have 00.1% share in this

[normal night]

I need my T2 stock to hit the sky

[obtuse forge]

it will collapse sorry to inform you

[normal night]

Yeah under the weight of its own growth in November

[shut field]

best busniess to get if u js hit ur 2m with first dose + cluckin bell + dr dre and avi

[shy pagoda]

nc this week

[vague flume]

some npcs are so funny, they drive over you with the car, then when they leave my character wants to go inside their car and they suddenly stop

[normal night]

nc def

[obtuse forge]

does yohan job have cooldown?

[normal night]

Does yohan ever offer something besides the recovery truck on that one road lol

only ever gotten one mission type from the guy

[vague flume]

once I got the mission with the tugboat

that one sucks ass

[shut field]

the fib interview in avis mission is so funnyt

[vague flume]

auto aimbot npcs

[shy pagoda]

it easy with sparrow

[obtuse forge]

idk im just looking if its good RP, il speedrun with sparrow again n again

holy

[normal night]

I have literally never gotten anything but the big Benson truck on Elgin avenue being guarded by koreans

Passing madrazos

[little pulsar]

Just say you're from the IJN and they'll give you the truck with no hassle.

[normal night]

I'm not in a war plane, though. They told me I'm suspicious.

[little pulsar]

Then yell "Tenno Heika Banzai"

[normal night]

They're running away all of a sudden

[little pulsar]

Strike a primal fear in them inherited by their ancestors

[shy pagoda]

its 20, 48 is for heists

[little pulsar]

Perfect, that's how you know you're doing it right.

[shy pagoda]

totally forgot abt that cancer

took me ages to complete fooligan jobs and unlock equipment upgrade

[vague flume]

guys is it stormy weather in gta for you?

or is it one of those summer days

why didnt Rockstar invent GTA Weather station on TV

hope GTA 6 brings this

[normal night]

Because then you'd see how lazy the weather patterns are

And that it rains every in game day at around 11 am

[vague flume]

damn youre right

now its 12:40 and it stops raingin

[cold garden]

But its worth it

[vague flume]

HUUUH

[normal night]

Always at the precise time you want to take pictures

[vague flume]

chat that aint real

[normal night]

https://gtalens.com/weather

[shut field]

failed the elite challenge by one genuine minute bro

[vague flume]

so skill issue

I gotta source 2 more warehouses with 20 sources

Im doing this grind for over a month now 💀

[shut field]

how much does the old school hits pay now wth the bonus

[vague flume]

idk ask GTASeries Videos

[finite anvil]

@atomic stratus cya

[mental nexus]

Good morning everyone

[novel tulip]

Good morning

[quiet widget]

come on bro it's 5:26 pm

[novel tulip]

6:57

Am

[quiet widget]

hell nah you guys woke up this early?

[mental nexus]

For me 2 pm

So i had to wake up