gta-online

[mighty isle]

this is a gta server

[obtuse forge]

Hi!

[mighty isle]

bUddY

[mental nexus]

Yall lowkey aint vibe

[obtuse forge]

hi how are you

[mental nexus]

[obtuse forge]

so zesty

[mental nexus]

That no zesty

That black eyed peas

Ball knowledge

[quiet widget]

If bad luck have a face

[obtuse forge]

oh ok i thought u hitting on us

[mental nexus]

You ? Never gng

Not in a million years bbg

[obtuse forge]

ball 😂💦💦

[mental nexus]

U reached the diff level of being corny

U have to leave the chat now

[pearl stag]

You will play

[mental nexus]

Its like getting kicked

[mighty isle]

what is this nonsense

[obtuse forge]

you better not buddy

that meme is garbanzo

[pearl stag]

Oh okay

[mental nexus]

Ur cooked gng

[pearl stag]

It's okay bud I'm here

[obtuse forge]

you killed it

[warm swift]

you killed it

[tepid fossil]

you killed it

[obtuse forge]

you are stressing too much 💔

you do know you get bald quicker if you stress

[pearl stag]

Where is that guy

Why message removed

[obtuse forge]

got nuked 🥀

[warm swift]

I think he got removed from existence

[tepid fossil]

[obtuse forge]

anyone know highest RP this week

i am bored doing old school hits

[warm swift]

Uhhhh

[obtuse forge]

[quiet widget]

Touch grass

[zenith plaza]

Car prices are going down

[lapis cobalt]

It’s a new solo dupe out

[zenith plaza]

Raiju price is going up

[obtuse forge]

i have at home

[quiet widget]

Artificial?

[obtuse forge]

ofcourse not, i grew them

they talk to me sometimes

[tepid fossil]

[faint spear]

[quiet widget]

Possessed?

[obtuse forge]

[quiet widget]

[warm swift]

[quiet widget]

You guys celebrate birthdays?

[obtuse forge]

birthdays in the big 2026

deathday is the trend now

anyways il do some old school hits

[faint spear]

I wouldn't be able to well celebrate that

[quiet widget]

But why?

[dark plover]

[obtuse forge]

hi cat

[dark plover]

Hi

[quiet widget]

Car*

[dark plover]

[quiet widget]

[dark plover]

[remote temple]

[quiet widget]

Bimo is cooking something

[warm swift]

No

[remote temple]

What did I miss?

[quiet widget]

Bro type 10 minutes and just type this shit

[remote temple]

Have heard of sparky lmao 😭

[quiet widget]

[tepid fossil]

Nothing

[dark plover]

[warm swift]

[remote temple]

Good to know I thought I missed some intresting daily #gta-online drama

[quiet widget]

True true

[gusty atlas]

When is a realistic timeframe for a gta 6 release

[obtuse forge]

nov 19th?

[quiet widget]

GTA 6 new leak

"Game delay again"

[gusty atlas]

Do you think its actually gonna release then tho...

[tepid fossil]

No

[obtuse forge]

one shark card bought = releases 5 seconds early

[quiet widget]

-5 second

[obtuse forge]

[obtuse forge]

i hope so, but this is rockstar

[gusty atlas]

GTA 7 Release date when?

[obtuse forge]

i heard their employees are working tirelessly, especially the indian rockstar office

[fathom ore]

Anyone chilling online ?

[fresh magnet]

@fathom ore, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[quiet widget]

No only grinding

[gusty atlas]

I am chilling at home

just got back from a run with my bf

[mighty isle]

dont call me single

[obtuse forge]

who are you running from

[quiet widget]

(In every single language)

[gusty atlas]

😭

[quiet widget]

(Responsibility)

[gusty atlas]

bills

[mighty isle]

taxes

[obtuse forge]

thats me everyday

[fathom ore]

Hahaha

[gusty atlas]

you can still go for a run

even if you're single

[obtuse forge]

this dark cave looks comfy, il stay here for a while

[gusty atlas]

😭

[quiet widget]

Bro crave comfort

[obtuse forge]

[lucid peak]

So I can send rooster out for the $25k and he’ll bring back 2x the crates this week?

Not Rooster whoever works at the warehouse I forget

Rooster is hangar huh

[obtuse forge]

let me know if this is the thing

[lucid peak]

Just sent my Darnell bros warehouse worker out for the $7.5k let’s see if they bring back 2x

[obtuse forge]

the salvage thing?

[tepid fossil]

[gusty atlas]

I lowk hate grinding

i usually just fly around

[obtuse forge]

[gusty atlas]

do you actually play on ps4 still

[tepid fossil]

Yes

[obtuse forge]

asked like hes some prehistoric person

[tepid fossil]

[mighty isle]

enjoying 30fps?

powerpoint presentation gang

[tepid fossil]

Its 14 fps on public lobbies

[mighty isle]

i shouldnt be saying this after playing 30fps on gta for 5years

[obtuse forge]

ooof, that sucks man

[quiet widget]

My integrated laptop graphics card have more than that

[obtuse forge]

are you gonna get a new model anytime soon?

[vague ivy]

oh hell naw 💔💔💔

[gusty atlas]

💀

[lucid peak]

Bro playing gta 6 on 2 frames

[median meadow]

malice, Ceylon

[lucid peak]

Prayers

[mighty isle]

[gusty atlas]

bro isnt playing gta 6 at all

[obtuse forge]

hello pink

[gusty atlas]

why didnt you upgrade my man

[quiet widget]

Where is my name (toxic but okay)

[quiet widget]

GTA 6 in 6 business years

[gusty atlas]

so like 12 human years

[median meadow]

What’s the weekly challenge I can’t be asked to get on and look

[quiet widget]

Nc mangement work 3 times

[median meadow]

Ahhh my beautiful nc getting all the love this week I’ll get on tomorrow

[quiet widget]

12 just like her age (JK JK GUYS)

[tepid fossil]

[obtuse forge]

[warm swift]

[quiet widget]

[dapper sphinx]

[median meadow]

[quiet widget]

[dapper sphinx]

[quiet widget]

[warm swift]

[obtuse forge]

is it legacy or e&e on ps4

[dapper sphinx]

I hope GTA VI curser is also a middle finger

like V

[tepid fossil]

Legacy

[obtuse forge]

so yall dont have hsw and all?

[tepid fossil]

Nope

[mighty isle]

ig u like seeing it more xd

why dont u make that the cursor for ur actual pc too

[obtuse forge]

[dapper sphinx]

[obtuse forge]

let me give you my old PC bro

[twin bridge]

I hope the new online will have the bank deposit option on the homepage

[obtuse forge]

we can only dream

[warm swift]

[quiet widget]

" " why this is top emo rn?

[rapid aspen]

[obtuse forge]

himiko toga

[vocal marsh]

[obtuse forge]

[quiet widget]

Why not or we need justice

[dapper sphinx]

Xbox > PS5 > PC for GTAO

[vocal marsh]

😭 no

[obtuse forge]

PC > Xbox > PS

[quiet widget]

Escape matrix bro

[mental nexus]

Pretty true

PC is like the worst experience for GTA

[dapper sphinx]

PC modders tank the enjoyment in my exp

[mental nexus]

Online especially

[obtuse forge]

shush

[mental nexus]

Xbox the safest

[mighty isle]

what is this bs

[obtuse forge]

wrong reply

[mighty isle]

if its cuz of modders

true

[dapper sphinx]

^

[mental nexus]

Also cuz of much of piece of shits

[obtuse forge]

you just live with it

be a low cortisol fella

[mighty isle]

put that in ur bio xd

[dapper sphinx]

I dont even know what my real rank on PC is cause of modders dropping RP on me at random times

Step away for 2 mins rank goes up by 5

[obtuse forge]

👼

[mighty isle]

that hasnt happened to me

[dapper sphinx]

idk if they do that anymore tho I just play FiveM

[mighty isle]

recently that is

[obtuse forge]

around 5K i guess

[dapper sphinx]

I hear Enhanced is better in that ppl dont drop money/rp as often? Is that the case? I always hated receiving it

[mighty isle]

cuz of this people couldnt migrate

[strong charm]

Anyone looking to do og cmm?

[fresh magnet]

@strong charm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mighty isle

[obtuse forge]

i could never enjoy fivem, some do i cant

[mighty isle]

same

depends what u do

u can test stuff

which is what zozo does

[dapper sphinx]

I mainly just mess around in freeroam servers and test cars, or play in drift servers

[fading radish]

I’m Looking For A GTA Crew

[fresh magnet]

@fading radish, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[tepid fossil]

[strong charm]

Long

[mighty isle]

wrong reply bro

[strong charm]

Message me

[obtuse forge]

ahh okay then yeah car stuff is cool, you get to drive real brands

[quiet widget]

You guys can't play together

[jolly ember]

pc>xbox>ps (in enhanced)

[mighty isle]

just goto the sc website and search for a crew bro

or just sc ingame

[strong charm]

Watch

[quiet widget]

Unless you have ps

[strong charm]

Nah shush

[mighty isle]

iam watching

[dapper sphinx]

Cant agree cause of modders

If modders were not an issue then I would sell my consoles the day VI came to PC, I hope this is the case in VI but I have doubts

[remote temple]

IMO ps>xbox
(Sorry I am bribed by their controllers)

[jolly ember]

exactly otherwise pc legacy is the worst sub 5 experience bc od modders

[obtuse forge]

you guys think xbox and ps will play together in 6

[jolly ember]

as a both xbox and pc player i think xbox controller feels smooth enough

[dapper sphinx]

Its a shame because I use my PC for every other game, highly prefer PC

[tall walrus]

I seriously got clothing on the lucky wheel..

[quiet widget]

Nothing new for me

[tall walrus]

I was close to getting the podium vehicle

[vocal marsh]

free clothes 🔥

[jolly ember]

yep

[remote temple]

Definitely a shame

[mental nexus]

No

[tepid fossil]

No

[strong charm]

Go to bed guys

[sour zenith]

Wake up

[tall walrus]

no

[warm swift]

No

[quiet widget]

Rockstar give me clothing every fucking time they think I'm homeless

[strong charm]

Yes

[obtuse forge]

no

[dapper sphinx]

I am a sucker for enjoying adaptive triggers in GTAO, I still prefer Xbox controller tho

[mental nexus]

Who is this?

[tall walrus]

timezones exist, its literally 3 pm where I am

[obtuse forge]

you

[jolly ember]

anyways toreador is top 3 vehicle in gtao admit it

[mental nexus]

Top like 100yeag

[warm swift]

No

[obtuse forge]

[tall walrus]

we need a car that can fly & go underwater

[obtuse forge]

i drive my toreador more than my hypercars cuz you never know some off radar mk2 approaching (only public lobby ofcourse)

[jolly ember]

with infinite missiles

[obtuse forge]

remove that shit stain from the game tbh

[remote temple]

This should be at the very least possible like I can understand pc and consoles not being crossplay because of modders but consoles should definitely be able to share the same server

In my opinion they can just allow you to share your game acc with people on other accounts like you get to choose if u wanna play in the mess that is pc modding

Essentially works like contract that you gave ur content to play at risk of being against modders/hackers

[jolly ember]

dont blame me when your sells or preps get fkd up

[quiet widget]

(Jump scare)

[remote temple]

A example is NFS heat

[obtuse forge]

Or have skill? im ok with MK1, mk2 is for noobs

[tall walrus]

Noobs & griefers have the MK2

[obtuse forge]

u wish "g"

[remote temple]

Man has a phobia of long text lol don’t blame u but it’s pretty short just skim through it

[dapper sphinx]

No way u complaining about that right

[obtuse forge]

real

[dapper sphinx]

How

Please explain

[quiet widget]

"pretty short" 🥀

[remote temple]

I mean u should read yt comments lmao

[tall walrus]

who are you again, cause i swear no one asked you to be here

[quiet widget]

Holy moly

[jolly ember]

not much “raptor”

[dapper sphinx]

MK2 or MK1

either way, using them for PvP is kinda cringe

[mental nexus]

Such a cute ahh doggo

[quiet widget]

Bro only know couple of sentence

[tall walrus]

fr?

[mental nexus]

Yes

Such lovely

[tall walrus]

thanks man

[remote temple]

Someone wrote the hole lore of fnaf in the yt comment sections

[dapper sphinx]

Says u

[mental nexus]

Give him some pets

And a snacko

[obtuse forge]

projection at its finest

[tepid fossil]

😭 _ _

[mental nexus]

Well 2 snacks instead of 1

[tall walrus]

I do that everyday

and my GTA crashed for some goddamn reason

[dapper sphinx]

If you played the game before they were around then you might have a diff opinion, either that or you lack skill

[remote temple]

👮 🚨

[mental nexus]

Such a lovely dog again gng hope he’s happy with u

[quiet widget]

[tall walrus]

he is, dw

[mighty isle]

ignore hims he's just a joke

[tall walrus]

fr

[mental nexus]

Is this a british fella?

[dapper sphinx]

Good advice, I should stop wasting my time on things like this

[remote temple]

Yah trust me I seen worse you should I appreciate my comments length lol

[mighty isle]

he's a noob

[remote temple]

yes

[mental nexus]

He sounds very british tbh

[twin bridge]

I would like a car that can fly well and has unlimited missiles and has a boost and has good missile protection. It would be fun to go around blowing up every cop car and helicopter lol

[quiet widget]

No way bro 😭

[mental nexus]

Behave gng

[remote temple]

Yes way my g

[mighty isle]

iam lord ceylon

[mental nexus]

We are civilised here

[mighty isle]

[tall walrus]

thats a good question to be asking yourself

[mental nexus]

Respect each other

And be nice gng

[remote temple]

👑

[obtuse forge]

now kiss

[warm swift]

[mental nexus]

Otherwise I’ll have to let duviet know…..

[mighty isle]

[mental nexus]

And Yall know who duviet is….

[quiet widget]

True you can suck my d (respectfully) JK JK GUYS 😭😭

[remote temple]

I mean rule 5

[obtuse forge]

it was just a suggestion

[tall walrus]

I do infact have a life, I think you should worry about yourself

[remote temple]

Oh he got muted

[remote temple]

Or he realised he not winning a 6vs1

[tall walrus]

Bro got nhis messages deleted + muted

[mental nexus]

Infact banned

[tall walrus]

crazy

[mental nexus]

Mods ain’t playin around today

[quiet widget]

Finally Peace

[tall walrus]

anyways what were we discussing before that guy came into the chat

[mental nexus]

I been witness of 2 bans today

[quiet widget]

(be safe)

[dapper sphinx]

did bro get nuked

[tall walrus]

I also find it funny

[tepid fossil]

Yup

[dapper sphinx]

[tall walrus]

bruh, my rockstar launcher aint launching 😭

[remote temple]

There is another guy just like him in chat I found him yesterday night he was on my back like gorilla glue

[quiet widget]

Lmfao gorilla glue 😭

[remote temple]

The guy looking for beef lol

[mental nexus]

Yup

[quiet widget]

Madrid?

[mental nexus]

Madrid already has much problems lmao

[remote temple]

Yes

Mbappe fc

[obtuse forge]

@olive isle

[warm swift]

What

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[remote temple]

And vini

[quiet widget]

Raptor working overtime

[obtuse forge]

he got nuked by discord themselves

[remote temple]

😭

[quiet widget]

Bro working hard and this is how bro got treated?

[obtuse forge]

i have to change some keybinds for aircrafts

[mighty isle]

dew it

[quiet widget]

Raptor is more like made in china ig

[mighty isle]

who

[remote temple]

Over 37 million signatures have been recorded btw

[obtuse forge]

Centi

[remote temple]

Ur made in china as well fun fact

[obtuse forge]

he said some words today

[dapper sphinx]

Using mouse to fly aircraft >

[remote temple]

Big words for small man

[mighty isle]

u do this?

[dapper sphinx]

idk how ppl use keys except for wsad for it

[mighty isle]

how easy is it?

[mighty isle]

i use arrow keys

[quiet widget]

I am not I am batman not a bat eater

[obtuse forge]

i use WASD + NumPad

[dapper sphinx]

Yeah for everything that wsad cant do, its how I did it from the start but not hard, and find i can aim better in jets

[obtuse forge]

i just need first person non-cockpit view bind to see clearly cuz im blind af

[tepid fossil]

[mighty isle]

why havent u binded this yet ??

this is an important keybind

u can bind it to your stealth key on foot

[obtuse forge]

new acc, had it on old accounts

[mighty isle]

copy the binds bro

[obtuse forge]

i forgor how do it

[mighty isle]

u can copy the legacy files to enhanced

[mighty isle]

come to mk2 chat?

[obtuse forge]

ok

[harsh mesa]

isnt it INSERT

[sharp ember]

I FINALLY COMPLETED THE CMM

[harsh mesa]

hell yeah

congrats

[sharp ember]

thanks chatgpt

[visual grove]

Does anyone even feel a difference in the nightclub?

The safe produce good money but what about the warehouse?

[harsh mesa]

full warehouse in 33 hours instead of 66 hours

[visual grove]

And how much time does it take to reach a mil?

Because I always sell at 1 mil exactly

[faint spear]

I do the exact same thing

Lol

[harsh mesa]

not sure but like 3-4 hours

[visual grove]

Not true lol

I played today for 4 hours and my warehouse is on 450k

[harsh mesa]

idk then

[visual grove]

It's the best because that fucker tony takes 10% and it's capped at 100k

[harsh mesa]

[faint spear]

Ik

Thats why I do it

[visual grove]

Why does he even take 10% he dosent do shit

He should be like pavel that out of 2mil cayo takes 30k

[elder basalt]

man why are some career challenges totally impossible to do solo

[harsh mesa]

kingalimve wants u to check his thread

[faint spear]

Bro i know I'm busy

[harsh mesa]

fairs

he dmed me about it

[warm swift]

[viral cypress]

how do i put someone on the scammer list?

[harsh mesa]

[wraith rapids]

!modmail

[fresh magnet]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @pallid plover

Requested by: @wraith rapids

[rapid aspen]

message the @pallid plover

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[fresh magnet]

@dense wharf, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[dapper sphinx]

Sold mine about 5-6 hours ago I'll check what it is now

[visual grove]

Lmk

Genuinely dosent feel ×2 speed

[dapper sphinx]

550k after 5-6 hours

[visual grove]

Hmmm

Might actually be double speed lol

[dapper sphinx]

I never look until after 18 hours or so but does seem faster

[visual grove]

That bonus is only good depends how much time u play

What I like when it's double money u can sell it at the end of the week for 5.4mil

[elder basalt]

WTF the upl series finale only gave me 24000 after wasting so many hours

[visual grove]

Og heists pay terrible

Only pacific standard pay good

[elder basalt]

its not an og heist

its a contact mission for UPL

[visual grove]

Oh

Thought u say series A

Yeah these missions are crap in terms of payout, I did them cause they're fun and for experience

No idea why rockstar didnt give like 250k first time completion bonus

[elder basalt]

the funny part is

Agent UPL calls after the finale and has the balls to say "Look at your bank account"

[visual grove]

Lol

[elder basalt]

bro you gave me 24000 cash. Nothing was transfered to my bank account

[visual grove]

40k per mission is disgusting

[elder basalt]

24k*

on hard mode solo

[mighty isle]

i wonder how much of an increase agatha missions will be after dlc

[elder basalt]

how much do they pay now?

[mighty isle]

idk but its very low

[visual grove]

I think their plan was giving 250k first time completion bonus or like 100k in the final mission so they recorded these lines for it, but at the end decided to not give any bonus money

[elder basalt]

😭

[visual grove]

Tbf these missions are cool first time

[elder basalt]

next dlc will relate to Agatha?

[mighty isle]

i love doing them cuz there fun even when repeated. thats just me

[visual grove]

They pay like 900-1mil first time with bonuses and u get free armored car

[mighty isle]

plus helping people with career progress

[visual grove]

Yes extremely fan

[mighty isle]

the rapid fire makes it challenging

and fun

[visual grove]

The roof missions is hella annoying

Took me one hour to complete 🤣

[sterile lodge]

What u guys do when u get burned out from running Cayo

[elder basalt]

I have 11Mil rn. Should I invest in my MC businesses or buy the mansion

[elder basalt]

run Dre contract

[sterile lodge]

Mann

[restive patio]

Is this a safe space to vent about rude players

[sterile lodge]

Considering it’s NC week might as well get the mc businesses

Set that shit up

[mighty isle]

it depends on whose active

some may agree and some might take you for a joke but thats the norm with text chats these days

[elder basalt]

I have the businesses set up but not upgraded. I was told individual mc business upgrades does not affect the NC yield

[mighty isle]

just say what u want regarding gta

[sterile lodge]

Yeah that’s true

[restive patio]

It's kinda sad that it's become the norm

[sterile lodge]

If u already own most the businesses then might as well go with the mansion

[formal umbra]

Gta + liveries looking good

[restive patio]

I'm seriously considering quitting the game for that sole reason

[grave edge]

Don't it's not useful without upgrades on mc businesses

[sterile lodge]

Why not

U hv acid lab and bunker for the production boost

[grave edge]

The amount you'll have to grind after upgrading just to pay for the mansion is insane, even with boosts

[sterile lodge]

Well it’s up to u g if u enjoy the MC sale missions then be my guest 😂

[grave edge]

Mansion looks cool and that's it, do acid lab instead

[elder basalt]

Mansion got such as ass decor

[rapid aspen]

mansions are the best things ever in the game

[elder basalt]

Casino penthouse looks so much better

[rapid aspen]

I have all 3

[quasi sequoia]

It was slightly, but legitimately, frustrating the mansions are just literally the same thing inside lol.

[rapid aspen]

I have that too

[quasi sequoia]

And you don't even get to use all 3 AIs

[sterile lodge]

Tongva estate the only nice one

Peaceful

[quasi sequoia]

I got Tongva and Richmond

[elder basalt]

Ill probably get the one next to the casino because all my businesses are in that area

[quasi sequoia]

Yeah honestly I shoulda got that one

The Richmond isn't bad just the map is kinda weighted towards the casino

[sterile lodge]

The location don’t matter with the mansion

U can fast travel or just call up ur AI for the production boost

[rapid aspen]

that is incorrect

[sterile lodge]

How’s it matter then

[rapid aspen]

the view

[sterile lodge]

Yeah view only

[icy osprey]

View, accessibility, exterior is all that change

[sterile lodge]

Whatever vibe u like

[hushed aspen]

Where’s the gun can today?

[rapid aspen]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @rapid aspen

[void hull]

[wise tapir]

how to search for a race as quick as possible? i've been switching public lobbies for long time now, not a single race

[rapid aspen]

quick join on the phone

[wise tapir]

good idea

but is any of the phone ones does the LSCM challenge ?

[elder basalt]

funny thing. If you call 911 while there are hostile NPCs around, cops will show up to fight them

[icy osprey]

Yeh, or if they're near the gunfires

[little pine]

Why did my stock for bunker sell for 50k but it showed 100k in worth

[silver jasper]

Did they make the cooldown timers on client work (terrobyte) longer or am i just misremembering

[devout sand]

guys how do i get rich whats yall method😭???

[icy osprey]

Heists

[devout sand]

uhh what heists??

[icy osprey]

Did you deliver everything? And did you deliver to LS?

[devout sand]

i just bought gta and im not like super familiar with missions

[icy osprey]

Cayo Perico or Casino

Oh gotchu

[devout sand]

how do i do these heists?

[cursive basin]

Dont do Casino

Focus on cayo

[fresh magnet]

@devout sand, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @cursive basin

[devout sand]

how do i do cayo?

[cursive basin]

Get a Kosatka

[devout sand]

how much will it cost me?

[cursive basin]

Or ask ppl in the channel Lester told you

[devout sand]

okay

[icy osprey]

I'd start with joining LFG requests for heists. You'll need a Kosatka (submarine on Warstock Cache & Carry), so save up for that

[cursive basin]

2.2 M

[devout sand]

thank you guys i really appreciate that

[icy osprey]

There's also Cluckin' Bell which doesn't cost you anything and is beginner-friendly, just join the yellow V on the map

[woeful sky]

Who 1v1 beach aw mk2
Pc

[devout sand]

okay

[quasi sequoia]

The mk 1 oppressor is so much more fun to drive around

[harsh mesa]

yuno ball

[icy osprey]

Yehh I've been meaning to buy myself one

[quasi sequoia]

There's just something about the peaceful gliding and figuring out ways to get the wheel touching stuff to refill boost without landing heh

[icy osprey]

I bought myself a Scarab instead, that thing clears the roads lemme tell ya that

[storm isle]

why is my profile not eligible for migration?

[quasi sequoia]

The Scarab fun? I have the khaki whatever tank buts that's not super practical. APC fucks tho

[harsh mesa]

has to be one month old

[icy osprey]

Do you have a Visa

[storm isle]

oh ok thanks

[icy osprey]

Not yet, gotta buy myself all the upgrades

For that I gotta bully Johnny Guns a little more

[quasi sequoia]

APC basically drives over anything that is at its wheel height lol

[icy osprey]

I love the APC, it looks so cool

Plus it swims somehow

[quasi sequoia]

Yeah it's def nice for missions by the ports sometimes.

[icy osprey]

Apparently I can name my Scarab
Imma name her Terence

[mental nexus]

Angry birds type shit

[mighty isle]

ur figuring this out at lvl1000?

[vivid hearth]

If i get people to help me deliver animal waste cargo do I pick their cut or is it an auto like 15%

[icy osprey]

I've honestly never bothered with the Arena War DLC whatsoever

[mighty isle]

fair

love the vehicles tho

the arena races are garbo

[icy osprey]

I've touched on everything but the OG heists due to lack of crew and Arena War

[vivid hearth]

?

[mental nexus]

Nah atp the virus gotta relax gng

[icy osprey]

They get repetitive pretty fast

[icy osprey]

Depends. CEO and MC cuts are different

[mighty isle]

they get repetitive the moment i spawn in xD

[vivid hearth]

What are they?

[mighty isle]

i genuinely cant stand them

[icy osprey]

Around 10% of total value for an MC member, and 15% (?) for CEO

Fucking AI articles littering the search results

[vivid hearth]

Ight ty

[lavish mantle]

can i pls get free gta online

[vivid hearth]

No

[icy osprey]

Oh BTW, CEO has a cap of $100,000 per member, MC doesn't

[vivid hearth]

Alrighty

[lavish mantle]

ok

[icy osprey]

Cyberpost has to be the worst offender, whenever I have the misfortune of clicking on that website, they always seem to be describing a completely different game

[latent shale]

How would you even do that

You cant just pirate it

[gusty atlas]

No

[lavish mantle]

no i cant i need an acc

[lavish mantle]

i swear i tried

[icy osprey]

Buy it

[little helm]

When is mansions getting a update

[lavish mantle]

no money

[icy osprey]

Why would they need an update

[vivid hearth]

If you can afford gta you most likely can buy gta+

[little helm]

Missions

[icy osprey]

Well it's fine you don't need it

[little helm]

With Micheal

Its fun

[lavish mantle]

but i whant him

[icy osprey]

Yeah

They're already available

[vivid hearth]

You want him?

[lavish mantle]

how much i got 4 to 5 bux

[icy osprey]

Who's him

[vivid hearth]

👁👄👁

[lavish mantle]

gta online

[icy osprey]

Wow

[latent shale]

He who lurks in the shadows

[little helm]

How many missions than hmm?

[elder basalt]

wow the shocker and up n atomizer both at the gunvan this week

[latent shale]

I bought both so im poor again

[little helm]

Where is gunvan tho

[elder basalt]

its by the fire department today

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @elder basalt

[icy osprey]

5+, gotta complete the KnoWay Out missions for Avi Schwartzman

[little helm]

I already did all that

[elder basalt]

lol on the bright side... you dont have to wait for the next drop

[latent shale]

True

[little helm]

But I dont wajt avi schwartzman he boring I want Michael more

He a chill guy

[latent shale]

Heyyy davey

[icy osprey]

Well congrats, you've completed the A Safehouse in the Hills DLC

Proud of ya

[little helm]

ur changing subject but ok?

[latent shale]

[icy osprey]

No? That's the name of the mansion DLC

You're asking about mansion, I answer about mansion

Quid pro quo

[little helm]

Nah nah nah I asked For When is There gonna be more Mission with Michael in mansion

And u change subject

[rapid aspen]

probably not

[icy osprey]

Well there have been no announcements so no one knows

[little helm]

Fah

Thats bad..

[icy osprey]

I feel like you're the one being unclear with your requests

But that's fine, I forgive you

[little helm]

Wym

[icy osprey]

No hard feelings

I am a person of peace

[latent shale]

Bro wants more micheal

[little helm]

Ye

[icy osprey]

Wait until he hears about story mode

[latent shale]

Lol

[little helm]

I completed that already

[icy osprey]

Hey don't change the subject

[little helm]

😔

[icy osprey]

How dare you

[latent shale]

[little helm]

Im just tryna be u

Jkk

[icy osprey]

Damn

[little helm]

I was joking

[sage hare]

[icy osprey]

You roasted me fr

[little helm]

I did not rly meant to roast

[wispy hazel]

the 2x on client jobs is good or not?

[icy osprey]

You're a natural then

[elder basalt]

Which arcade should I get?
8 bit vinewood or Videogeddon la mesa

[vocal marsh]

la mesa

[latent shale]

La mesa

[little helm]

I mean technically speaking i do roast Allot But to the mean people

[elder basalt]

why not 8 bit?

[vocal marsh]

worse then la mesa

[icy osprey]

I doubt it, I don't recall Client Jobs having an okay payout in the first place

[elder basalt]

how is it worse?

[vocal marsh]

further from heist prep locations compared to la mesa

[little helm]

I feel like cayo is a scam now lowkey

[grave edge]

That's easily solved with job warp

[latent shale]

Why

[wispy hazel]

why

[echo swan]

Does anybody know any good ways to earn RP?

[icy osprey]

That's not true at all lol, they're similar

[vocal marsh]

not the point

[wispy hazel]

right now, the old school hits.

[icy osprey]

Heists

[grave edge]

Yeah it is

[vocal marsh]

?

[little helm]

Even tho I wait 24 hours real life hours and I get 3 cash 1 sinsimito tequila and only 1 gold..

[grave edge]

Job warp negates all the location inconveniences, except for the heist itself

[icy osprey]

Yeah it is the point, I gotta agree with Nimbo lol

[latent shale]

"im just being a silly little billy!"

[echo swan]

How much RP does it give?

[icy osprey]

Gottem

[little helm]

But Days ago It gave me pink diamonds 1 cash 3 gold back to back

[wispy hazel]

it's still the best way to earn money.

[wispy hazel]

13-16k one time... the mission takes about 7-8 mins.. Use lester to lose wanted level at the end.

[latent shale]

The gta 4 reference

[echo swan]

Ty

[sage hare]

This event week lowkey mid but then again im not a nightclub main

[icy osprey]

Nightclub event is actually really good, 100k every 48 mins is wonderful

[wispy hazel]

Vehicle warehouse is on 2x for GTA+

[wispy hazel]

yeah..

[sage hare]

That’s the safe

[icy osprey]

Yeah, it's part of the event

[sage hare]

Ofc I’ll collect the safe cash but ion do anything else wit it

[little helm]

I might be Blind but I can't see the gunvan..

[sage hare]

Other than hoping I get the event where I throw the drunk or angry people out of the club

[rapid aspen]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @rapid aspen

[icy osprey]

I mean that's pretty much it; collect safe money, kick out troublemaker/rehire DJ, leave and repeat

[sage hare]

I hate the one where I gotta take em home or the hospital I jus skip

[elder basalt]

does 8bit have a back entrance

[icy osprey]

Yeah, I rehire a DJ instead to get my popularity back up whenever I get that mission

[little helm]

Mb

[fresh magnet]

@flint pivot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rapid aspen

[sage hare]

Oh yea I forgot I can jus do that

[icy osprey]

Yeh, it's just 10k

[sage hare]

Anyways I hurd they confirmed the new June update

[latent shale]

Wusda

[icy osprey]

Yeh wasdat

[mental nexus]

Yup easily

[little helm]

What's it

[icy osprey]

Bestow your knowledge

[sage hare]

Noo they ain’t say what it was they jus confirmed it’s coming so that means the last update wasn’t the last update like ppl thought

[latent shale]

[icy osprey]

I think it's coming in June

Just a hunch

[sage hare]

They said it on the last part on their news wire

[elder basalt]

wait Raiju will get a price increase??

[latent shale]

When is it coming?

[sage hare]

Yup

[latent shale]

Fucked up

[elder basalt]

aw man i wnated to purcahse the mansion before a raiju

[sage hare]

They gonna reduce the price of 30 vehicles, and increase the price of the raiju

[little helm]

Holy the shocked and emp Gun ate my money

Shocker *

[icy osprey]

They're both so fun

Does he need a therapist

[little helm]

What emp do and shocker

I never seen em

[icy osprey]

Tazer paralyzes people for 5 seconds

EMP disables a vehicle entirely for 10 - 15 seconds

[little helm]

:0

Can't be more fun than my Alien gun looking thing tho

[elder basalt]

the fucking lmfao

[icy osprey]

You'd think, but EMP is really effective against griefers

[elder basalt]

I did a stunt jump and landed on a pole

[latent shale]

Where can i get the alien guns btw (not including atomizer)

[icy osprey]

Tragic

[elder basalt]

it was a perfectly good jump until i landed on that pole

[icy osprey]

I think you can still get them from the Gun Van

[little helm]

I thought it was a Grenade launcher kind of thing

[latent shale]

Ah okay

[icy osprey]

It is used like a grenade launcher, but disables vehicles (and one shots any RC vehicle)

[little helm]

Crazy

[latent shale]

I also bought that weird taser stick

Is it good?

[icy osprey]

It paralyzes a player for about 5 seconds without killing them

A lot more fun than useful

[little helm]

I should make cops suffer than...😈

[icy osprey]

I always use them when getting near a low level lol, I don't want to kill them but I also don't want them to kill me

[latent shale]

Bash someones head in with the taser stick

Imagine getting killed by the infamous taser stick

[latent shale]

Reversed police brutality

[little helm]

Btw I lowkey think I wasted money on facility

[dreamy plume]

yo can anyone inv me to work dispute on ps 5

[little helm]

Cuz barely someone joins the Act 1

[icy osprey]

Yeh, gotta get a reliable crew

[little helm]

And what is Lester yapping abt reset all your all in order 2 and loyalty?

[latent shale]

What?

[icy osprey]

You get a bonus payout if you complete the Doomsday Heist all in order and with the exact same crew

[little helm]

Ohh

He means The uh uh whats its called again

I forgot

[tepid fossil]

[little helm]

My brain ain't braining..

[latent shale]

[little helm]

OH YE

Criminal mastermindd

Or is it smt else

Oh well im gonna do that after a billion years

[shy charm]

Yo wuts the best thing to do RN in between cluckin bell till I save for the acid lab

[little helm]

U can get one for free

U gotta do Dax missions bla bla bla

[shy charm]

Oh that changes things

[icy osprey]

For that, you need to;
-Complete the heist in order
-Complete the heist with the same crew
-Complete the heist in hardmode, without dying a single time

[little helm]

I do that in a trillion years😅

[icy osprey]

I've done it twice!

[little helm]

There is smt called.. nvm

[icy osprey]

Gotta do it one last time

[little helm]

I get uh yk if I say

[icy osprey]

Sure

[latent shale]

SAY IT

[weary idol]

Got koska sparrow, acid lab upgraded, Mc and bunker no equipment upgrade though, what should I do next?

[icy osprey]

Nightclubbbb

[remote temple]

Guesss who’s back

[little helm]

No bro I suffered to get unbanned so uh

[little helm]

Yo my fav dude

Who helped me get unbanned thanks btw

[remote temple]

I just got unmuted

[tepid fossil]

[remote temple]

Welcome

I got muted for 2 hours

[little helm]

Nice

[remote temple]

Because I called Raptor sensitive

[little helm]

Im doing doomsday for first time after Doing cayo prob abt Small amount of 30

[icy osprey]

You called a bot sensitive, damn

[remote temple]

Dumb ahh bot gonna orb his jet

[icy osprey]

What about the non-sentient machine's feelings??????

[little helm]

Lol

[remote temple]

Can stay in its system/algorithm

[icy osprey]

Beep boop

[latent shale]

Guys...

Jock cranley or sue Murray

[remote temple]

Oh I am almost level 50 nice

[icy osprey]

Sue

[remote temple]

Neither

[icy osprey]

Preferably neither of course

[latent shale]

Both terrible but sue is probably the most modern

[icy osprey]

She probably isn't in the files

[latent shale]

Lol

[tepid fossil]

[latent shale]

[remote temple]

[little helm]

Great someone died

[icy osprey]

Tragic

[latent shale]

?

[little helm]

I always get bad crew team

[latent shale]

Lol

[remote temple]

Lfg lol

[little helm]

Nah

Me good

[ancient canyon]

Are open wheel races still there or are they gone

[remote temple]

Still there but not 3x unfortunately

[icy osprey]

I'm so tired of LFG but I don't wanna spend energy trying to find someone that matches my vibe

[ancient canyon]

Sad but nice that it’s still there ty

[latent shale]

I really think you should find someone in lfg

[remote temple]

Gotta be flexible

[icy osprey]

No!!

[little helm]

Finnaly done that was short

[little helm]

Nah me sigma me dont need help

[latent shale]

What heist or job was it?

[icy osprey]

Yeh Act 1 finale is short

[little helm]

Ye.

😅 u saw nothing

[latent shale]

I miss the old kanye

[little helm]

It was uh

[icy osprey]

I saw a smirk but I have no clue what that was supposed to mean

[little helm]

Heist

[little helm]

Idk bruh I just send it cuz I was bored

😅

[icy osprey]

"Dwarves 😏"

[tepid fossil]

[little helm]

Btw I wonder what Lester was doing while I was abt to die with Michael when we got raided

[versed talon]

Yo what is the shortest race to grind for unlocking car resprays

[icy osprey]

He was completely unrelated to the mansion

[little helm]

Cuz he hacker yk 🥀

But he hacker he that son of a biscuit Could have Fixed my assistant and opened doors

[icy osprey]

Race track at diamond casino

[remote temple]

Resprey as in the colour options
(Primary and secondary)

[faint spear]

Lester is getting his ass robbed by the gold digger

[remote temple]

Auto shop

[little helm]

LOL

[versed talon]

How can i get to that

[wicked karma]

hello

[icy osprey]

Or own an Auto Shop, you can buy the paints without having to fill the conditions

[faint spear]

At The Races I think its called

[remote temple]

No need to search it up gng

[faint spear]

I'm not gnna

[remote temple]

Good

[faint spear]

Too late to be getting on gta now

[remote temple]

I mean u could google it

XD

[little helm]

When i get rich in gta 5 imma flex the heck out of lester

[faint spear]

Don't need to when I know the name

[little helm]

That son of a biscuit is yapping and doing nothing

[remote temple]

[faint spear]

You can't flex on Lester

He has trillions

X1000000

[little helm]

Especially When the Casino..

[icy osprey]

He's doing a lot more than you think

[little helm]

Nah he Ain't a real hacker

[faint spear]

If anything, he flexes that he has a gf gold digger something that the average gtao player doesn't have

[remote temple]

Of cases on molesting yes💀

[faint spear]

Speaking from experience

[icy osprey]

Lester owns like billions in cryptocurrency

[little helm]

I hope lester won't show up in next gta

[pale lava]

Pretty sure she was already well off by that point

[little helm]

Or else I find him irl and..

[icy osprey]

Well he won't because it's the next GTA

But maybe in the next GTAO as a DLC

[little helm]

Do sum stuff

[faint spear]

Lester will show up to break Michael out of prison

[little helm]

To make him suffer

[little helm]

NOOO

[remote temple]

Maybe don’t the fbi will put u jail for that

[little helm]

I DINT LIKE LESTER THO

HE MONEY EATER AND A UH YAPPER

[remote temple]

You didn’t like Lester you loved him 😭

[uneven nebula]

can i do heists with someone to help me get ranked up an money? i jus started btw*

[fresh magnet]

@uneven nebula, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tepid fossil

[pale lava]

Realistically at this point it doesn't even matter what they release as a DLC, they already did Michael and Mansions, 2 of the most requested things, both in a single DLC

[little helm]

Miss type..

[faint spear]

Doomsday part 2

Solo edition

[little helm]

Nobody read rules

[icy osprey]

New single-player content when

[little helm]

For some reason

[remote temple]

You do know mansions update with Michael got split into 2 parts right

We getting part two in June

Ish

[little helm]

YESS

[faint spear]

June 16th

[mental nexus]

Bro this is such a goated game im playin

[icy osprey]

Trevor comes back fr fr fax no cap

[little helm]

.. man.. I was gonna Curse but I gotta stay calm..

[harsh mesa]

last summer it was june 17th.. they really love this week huh

[harsh mesa]

which one

[faint spear]

DLCs are always on Tuesday's

[mental nexus]

If this virus spreads we never getting GTA 6 nor Trevor

[mental nexus]

Destiny 2

[faint spear]

And gta+ ends on June 16th iirc

[mental nexus]

We all doomed gng

They gonna postpone this shit definetly

[little helm]

Why 16 June.. thats sooooo long

[harsh mesa]

i have to give it a shot

[little helm]

Im not a patient guy

[faint spear]

Only a month

[little helm]

🙁

[faint spear]

Tbh, I thought there would be another feb-mar dlc

[mental nexus]

Its not like grinding as fuck to get good gear and u can enjoy the campaign and messing around

[faint spear]

But no

[pale lava]

And what else could they really shock us with?

[little helm]

They better make it worth it..

[mental nexus]

Drugs

Pretty sure

[fresh magnet]

@shy turret, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[harsh mesa]

i loved the game style of detroit.. just an interactive movie

[remote temple]

Ur imagination is ur limit

[little helm]

They need to add a new Primary target to everything fr fr

[faint spear]

No

[little helm]

Im getting tired of pink diamond

[mental nexus]

Lester agrees

[faint spear]

Cayo does not need a buff

[little helm]

It does.

[mental nexus]

They need to delete cayo lowkey

[little helm]

😔

[mental nexus]

Like

[faint spear]

No, it's already good with replay

[harsh mesa]

it does it got nerfed to ground

[mental nexus]

Out the game

[faint spear]

Good

[pale lava]

All the things everyone imagined have pretty much already happened

[faint spear]

It's the replay glitchers fault

[harsh mesa]

replaying buffed cayo would be peak

[little helm]

I mess up with replay u dont get ittt

[faint spear]

Skill issue

Never replay glitched since 2020, never will again

[tepid fossil]

[little helm]

ur getting on my nerves..

I dont like hearing that word

[icy osprey]

Lmao

[faint spear]

Words*

[little helm]

😠

[remote temple]

I liked the interactive aspect of it a lot but unfortunately I am stupid and don’t like story that much as player but as spectator who watches the game play I love it

[harsh mesa]

yeah

[faint spear]

I would remain on topic

[warm swift]

No

[harsh mesa]

yes

[faint spear]

Considering past infractions

[little helm]

My Crew leader went to get milk Basically he does not Help with cayo and replay

[remote temple]

Yah gta good game

[warm swift]

No

[little helm]

Cuz he got Panther?

[harsh mesa]

bro does not want another mute

[little helm]

Or smt

[harsh mesa]

yes

[warm swift]

No

[harsh mesa]

[remote temple]

I got muted enough today gng I might 🛏️🛌😴😴💤💤💤 till the next day if it happens again

[little helm]

Lol

[faint spear]

Think it's a ban next

[little helm]

Smart

[faint spear]

So

[little helm]

Dont u dare ban him.

[remote temple]

Nah I am not getting banned

[faint spear]

I won't need to

[little helm]

Or else I sent my Cat army to u especially Evil larry

[icy osprey]

I haven't been muted once because I am nice

[faint spear]

But I do need to leave rq

[mental nexus]

Yup as untrace said if u don’t behave ima have to ban you

[harsh mesa]

nightmare will stand up for him and take the ban instead

[little helm]

.

[mental nexus]

Isn’t that right untracey?

[little helm]

Yo uh.. im out

[remote temple]

I agree 😭

[little helm]

Me getting milk never coming back

[harsh mesa]

nah dude we got ur back

[little helm]

😅

Ok I still send Her evil larry..

[remote temple]

[little helm]

Nonono

[verbal flax]

I did my first ever cayo today

[harsh mesa]

[remote temple]

Got banned once btw

[harsh mesa]

good now replay it

[icy osprey]

I'm so proud of you

[little helm]

We both got banned🤣

[verbal flax]

:D

I didn't get the secondary loot

[remote temple]

Don’t know what u talking about banned did I say got banned