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I love flaky :3
I watched like every episode
I need to watch again
yez
Lumpy is so stupid but I love his stupidity
fucker kills anyone in his vicinity without trying
u can kill him with toreador
lol
trapping
Huh
Trap
So any other option than to leave the server when ppl are in godmode?
How new are you to GTAO
run them over continuously or trap them underneath a car
make sure they ragdoll
They just blow me up bro, they’ve killed buddy guy 117 times so far
No
There is more than 1 as well
I downloaded it 3 days ago 🥲
First what you wanna do is suffer as a low level, then you wanna keep suffering. and then suffer some more. Try to kill high level players and suffer, after that start Dax missions and you'll get a free car called the Virtue, then complete all his Fooligan Jobs. You'll also get the Acid Lab for free which is a passive income business for money, then you want to buy an agency to start Dr. Dre missions and you'll get $1M for that. If you want to start a Cluckin Bell heist you can do it solo for 500K, it takes 45 mins to an hour to complete. Then buy a Kosatka to do the Cayo Perico heist which you can also do solo, then suffer some more.
This is a good starting guide #1344919160248864820 message
Also check out Dr Crush on YouTube, he has a good video guide starting as lvl 1
lmfao
Yeah Agency is good but a few of the setups might be a little hard for a new player of 3 days
Tysm
I'd be down if u were on PlayStation, I'd torture you for fun and make you leave the session 😃
no rly I'd make you rage quit
:)
ikr 😆
it takes one to know one
you'll suffer buddy boy
what is this npc ahh argument dude

idk I'm jus talking shi
what😭
SNIPERS ONLY 1V1 BEACH NO EWO 1V1 AIRPORT NO BST LZZZZZZZ RATIO 100 - 0 KEK GET REKT GIT GUD
umm okay thank you for the offer but i will definately decline
:(
U got PC?
im only level 10
noo :(
nah I'm lying I'm like level 20
or level 22 to be exact
im better I AM BETTERRRR
💀 _ _
rekt
idk if it's my phone but why is the emoji so small
a² + b² = c²
√

What
IM BETTER I AM BETTER
ayo what da fuq why u asking me that weirdooo
he's sus
brush ur teeth then floss
hes asking that because he suspects you are one of low knowledge
Between 9 - 11 fr
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mfs got dementia forgot his age💀
how would a 12 year old know what the Pythagorean theorem is
I learned that in 3rd grade
hahaa
I learned it when I was born
learned it in the womb, git gud
I think you took 2 deciliter weed early morning 😂😂
Real shit
Chatgpt btw
please move to #community if u wanna be off topic.
oh pls dont ban me I m sorry
ykw it's my fault for getting chat off topic sorry sorry

guys do you think there should have been gore like heads and limbs flying off in gta 5 and online?
because those were in the old gtas
Yes
Yeah I think it’d be cool
yes but rockstar idk y rockstar removed it cuz it was gonna be in the game
holy english
prolly because gta 5 was pretty realistic so they didnt want it to be disturbing
is there gore in rdr2?
ye
u can blow someone shi smoove off like rly realistic
rdr2 sux
I dont like horsey game I like stealing car game
stealing car game is so much better than horsey game
just asking but is there sex in rdr2 like prostituition or strip clubs
just curiosity guys im not a gooner
Yo
honest question guys do u go to the strip club in gta
Hey all, is it just me but lobbies are generally not as full as before? I noticed a few stand your ground went on but only a couple of players interested in taking the group down. 🤷♂️
Or even the occasional cargo raid, weird.
i never really notice public lobbies activity because im too busy grinding in invite onlys
too many griefers
I mainly cruise, build cars, or drift.
transfer
goonerrrr
ooooh
GTA got really stale for me
like, very stale
after 12 years of playing it on and off

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yeah happens after a while lol
that and I have other options for games too
ye, havent even touched gta in a minute xd
Same, back in the day a few hours of racing or contact missions would do the job but those are kinda dead now
I'm not a huge fan of solo stuff
They should add 2 new opennwheelers again. Like a modern f2 car and f1 car from last year
I don't even really know what to do job wise now anyway
no dummy
Yeah same. I been doing casino, yacht, moc, avenger missions, etc. Lot of going back and playing old content
Im just ready for VI
i do keep outfits when i switch my legacy over to enhanced
It's a 1:1 transfer so yes
he left :(
nd it delete any char i got on enchanced or
I think it lets you choose to overwrite one or use an empty slot, i can't remember 100% but pretty sure
99.9% transfer but yea, basically

what's missing
a very small collection of items that you won't value, and your settings (most of the time)
00.1%
Maybe Kosatka, Agency, or Auto Shop
Agency got more variety
Kosatka + sparrow 
~4mil together but worth it if you're solo, helicopter can also be used on everything else as well
Then either picking between a hangar, or a nightclub after that, probably NC since you won't have use for the hangar unless you like crates sourcing or want to do some plane storing. NC is more passive and you already have a bunker to go with it
yeah i got agency
Yeah mb I missed that
i do not wanna rush into kosatka tho
You know you don't have to use the kosatka right?
Just do the intro cutscene and use the heli from it, doesn't mean you need to force playing the heist.
Auto Shop at least got good variety somewhat. Nightclub is particularly good if you AFK but you dont need to. If I didn't AFK I would focus more on Acid Lab grinding but never hurt to have more passive
ic okk
I'll say Kosatka good for Sparrow if you dont grind Cayo just cause u can spawn sparrow but that's just up to you
dang maybe enhanced isn't worth it after all
js migrated hopei keep pink joggers
"Oh no my lawn is cut 2 inches too short 💔"
2 inch is a lot
sad
shouul i get acid lab r got;like 900k
Not worth it till you did 10 fooligan missions for the upgrade
ok
I m getting reported cause i didn't give someone cayo cause he gave me one a long time ago
He didn't even b2b he was jst helping
😭
ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Yoooo guys
ayo guys i just encountered some random flinging cars everywhere a week ago. that a modder?
it was a tornado style shit
Nah sounds legit
if i have security upgrade in my mansion but not in my business so is there chance of raid?how much?
You need both for raids to be disabled
The same chance as without security on mansion
Unless the business doesn't have security upgrade option
damnn
cayo perico and cluckin bell farm raid
How much idk but yes if u don’t have security upgrade in ur mc business you will still get raided
which business doesnt have security upgrade option
V on map
u just go to the letter V on map
I think cargo warehouse
does it get raided?
Yes but mansion prevents it
I recommend to only be mc when doing sell missions and then immediately disband mc after a sell is over
Because you only get those phone calls from LJT and get raid if ur a MC president
Im almost done with my new pfppp yayyy
okk
Nice
ohh damnn...okk
thx
Your Welcome





Chat pollution

Wsp ppl
Everyday sucks
Do you need something
Gtk about it bro I'm good too ty for asking
Do you need something?
Nope
Okay
Finding someone to play gta legacy
I am here
I never asked for anything why would I need something
Alr bro what should we do in gta
I'm just asking you
Okay
some1 dmed me to pay 3 dollars to a website to get 2 bill in gta 5 , from an acc that was made on today . seems legit😩
You are new right ?
Hmm okay np
Yhh
Okay np
Very legit
Did you take what you wanted or not?
no
Do u wanna play?
duh m not dumb xd
Yeah but tomorrow
same i can also play tmr now
Ohh alr bro

I'm js driving in los santos
Yooo guys m new here anyone care to play online on enhanced?
i can play w u tmr
Sorry mate i prefer legacy
I have both can i use them separately
Yesn't
Yeah but tomorrow
Fym yesnt pavel
The same
What it w y’all and tomorrow i mean it’s still 10 AM
USA ?
Alr bro let's play then
USA ?

ur one google search away to know that mate
Not USA just letting u know
💀 i saw that
It's 12:36 pm
Okay np
So 2 hours behind u think
Yeah I see
US sleeping still they have 30 minutes
I still have to download legacy 🙃
😭
Naaah I don’t live in the us

I live down there
Athena taught u well
Then tomorrow bud
Alr
ilikecp
Let's squad up our GNG and play together
I think no one plays on ps3 😂
Wait so when y’all will be in tomorrrow imma be in today still so technically we can still play today
cheeze pizza
indeed
What do y'all think
my xbox one x crying
How can i get the criminal mastermind role here
modmail
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Syfm
Youll need a screenshot of it from awards section of pause menu
anyone need a player for gta online legacy ?

Me
lets play together
Alr
send me friend request
u have legacy?
Yes
run
.
Which is best bussnies in gta rn
You will find players easily
pcc enhanceeed anyoneeeeee
anybody ps5 gta and filipino?
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mb lester

good morning everyone
Fr?
@vocal marsh
How do these players go 10 laps in openwheel races without fixing their car?? They always lose the fron wing in the first corner and then drive the rest perfectly, never go fix and still have working tires at the end when they win
couldnt tell u
Can anyone tell me how can i report a kid scamming and wasting time.
can happen that they ''lose'' the front wing on your screen but they are fine on their owns
In @pallid plover if he's in the server but you need proof
Call their parents
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What about going 10 races eith same tires. The hard ones last only 7 im pretty sure
Wish i could lol
ModMail. But also, just never go first.
Wdym by never go first
Oh mb
He wasted my time in heist
Restarted the heist 2 times then started abusing me in dms
!gv
who play?
Worst vehicle ever seen man the raiju, im doing the duggan thing for the casino and missiles dont hit a shi-
Doesnt matter if ur flying straight or on Vtol mode the rockets do not hit boats or helicopters
Its impossible
I can be literally in front of the cargo and rockets still never hit
Just use the oppressor
No money to buy it
Bought the raiju but doesn’t have the mk2?
I didnt know what to buy first i choose the raiju
Better choice
No, unless is for having fun in public lobbies, its not worth now that i see rockets hit by prayers and faith
It can legit outrun most rockets
Btw for the mk2 discount, what missions do i have to do as leader? It doesnt say
Client jobs from terrorbyte
What i said
Oh ok ok
Client jobs from terrorbyte
How can I ping staff
And to fully upgrade the mk2 what do i need
I wanna report for a scam
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Twrrorbyte workshop upgrade
Use modomailo
Only that? Ok
Yh
Yeah true
I remember when some random mf pinged the whole staff
And everyone came online
In my experience I have never really lost my front wing at the start I usually loose it in the 2nd lap when I get hit from the side (by a number car driver) other wise I never loose it and why do
they never pit well it due tyre degradation is difficult to explain but essentially it’s different for everyone now while this isn’t a f1 game they still have some mechanics behind very simple ones
Clean lap no hitting players spinning out or hitting the barrier you won’t loose a single amount of tyres hp the entire race really especially if ur in the lead like 20 seconds
But usually the hard tyres which is what i almost always use will last 5-6 laps depends how you manage ur tyres
Against game ain’t f1 sim racing but it has a few mechanics the more I play the more u will understand them
Crazy shit
ik about this tho
I've seen that so many times, probably a 100+
Big old yapping ik
Holy long ass
Msg
Definitely not reading allat
Make ai i read it lol
Me and @pliant kestrel are not reading allat
True, its not for me, so Im not reading it
crazy concept, someone didn't reply me and I don't care
Basically to summarise you gotta drive clean to maintain tyres and not pit put often
pit put true
@grok sumarize
is there a hunch whether the useless gv brings emp launcher
Hard tyres last 5-6 laps on avg but if u manage well u have u can take it through the entire race
Requires luck at turn 1
And u also being in lead.
Hello William
Lmao
Or just be a good driver.

Willow
Willow?
I mean yes but if you know the mechanics it makes it a lot easier even if driving ain’t ur thing
Willy
I normally run soft / medium tires anyhow unless its long base tracks. Anything with high turns or short straights, no need for hards but some of those jobs have some super long stretches, only time I'd run hards
I don't see that much use for soft and medium tires.
M7lice
Will.i.am type shit
He cool asf ngl
We need more black eyed peas music in gta
Cuz this game is full of ass tracks
F69bian
They're more practical for high turn races. Hard tires are longer lasting however they get the least performance outside of flat out straights, they perform worse in the corners and aren't able to go as fast, which is why they're the least used tire of the 3 generally, with soft being the most used
😂😂😂
I just use hards so I don’t gotta pit I play 10 laps mostly and there big maps
The only time I feel like I need to pit is if someone hit me and took off a vital bodypart like the front or back wings, or the tires are on basically red
F1 cars have so much grip that I only use hard tires ever since I lost so much time using the other tires.
Hard tyres are good on corners u just gotta warm them up lol they get better then softs or mediums as time passes
I mean racing line also matters
CRAZY WORK
Which goes back to being a good driver.

its too late for him
Let @faint spear decide your fate.
Untrace is cool
No racing line has nothing to with being a good drive it has to do with driving style
He will
Behave
:speedtrynottolaugh:
KDJ and sesesanta should be removed from the game
This shit is so annoying to listen to
Separate they cool but they corny asf when together
The racing line you use depends when u wanna brake and accelerate or when u wanna turn and not turn
What
Sometimes I do union depository contract and they creep me out
If you want to do criminal mastermind hit me up! Psn- youngvar23
Add LJT and you got a deal.
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LJT is lester ofc he's annoying
Confused ??
My discord is bugging so I can't see who pinged me
It was Nicolas
Notifications r ruined rn
Discord problems lol
Athena did
I think I got same problem I can’t see who pings me as well
Rock that body cmon cmon rock that body
Rock that body
for this

Will will not be willed a ban?
Yes Vegerot.
Oh that's Gogeta
Do u guys think there will be another big DLC before gta 6?

Yes
Already confirmed i think
Yeah I'm working on one rn
The question is what DLC will that be
Continuation of mansion dlc
And the summer update
Many people say mr faber will be vilian
Yes part two of mansions update
Part two?
Rockstar is capable of anything
Yes as i said so
i mean its pretty much confirmed with the cliffhanger phone calls he gives us after the micheal mission
Yes if u didn’t know the mansions update got split into two parts Cause of delay
They could just release GTA 6 atp
Micheal is gonna appear more and we actually gonna a do stuff with him
If gta 6 has any characters like sesanta I will be disappointed
Why do I need to play a game and hear pricks kissing each other in the background
Exactly that’s why we gonna have to kill merryweather capture the ceo of banks etc etc
Pause
If you've seen the first trailer you should'nt be surprised if there are.
Yeah
Since if u own mansion you would know you see the guy appears 2 times only when this whole updates made for him basically
Damn that's cooked
duuuuude imagine if jason and lucia are like that
They already have tik-tok parodied.
Yeah and also hack into fib cuz why not
The game will be amazing graphics and all of that for sure but I seriously hope no pricks will be there

Red Ring of Death speedrun.
Yeah like tha avi missions is literally hacking the entire FIB servers and then killing bunch of cops, no way there wont be part 2 of this
Also why pause lol when I said “we actually gonna do something with him “ that something is obviously missions lol
Dw gng my shit handling this game
well technically we already got it, the micheal mission at our mansion is a direct consequence of it
Just a jokey jokey
Gonna work like charm 10fps
I'd be surprised if it reach 10fps
Yes but in the Michael missions it's just the knoway guys coming
And u handle them easily
It probably would but half maps probably gonna not load in
1fps
1fpm.
Game turns into a slide show 💀
1 pixel a miniute
1fph
GTA 6, the light novel.
someone didn't pay attention to the dialogue, the whole point of the avi stuff is to screw their company over. Someone (probably faber or the fib) figured out who was behind it and they sent the knoway guys with WAY MORE equipment than they have in any of their missions to our mansion
Based
Might as well wait for gta loading screen to finish
if u think about it, how do they have so much equipment ? We literally caused them to have a major bankrupt
Fair point but I wonder who do u think sent them?
well faber probably, he is the only one who knows where we live and the phone call at the end definitely tells us he is the source of it
Thanks i think.
We're absolutely going to see more of Faber in either this next update, GTA VI, or both
i'd say next update, they left us on a big cliffhanger
I'm leaning towards VI because of how much stuff relating to it seems to be cut from this update
But what I cant understand is why mr faber will do this to us
Because in the money fronts dlc we work for him kinda
I made a summary of what I wrote under that if my yapping was to much lol
Cuz we are the biggest criminal in ls
He spent a LOT of money on knoway which we just made him lose
Burn his shoes
KnoWay was originally called "Sahara Surveillance" and Sahara is a company in VI that seems to be their Amazon expy, and there's an unused text message of Jimmy talking about moving out of state
100% will micheal don’t like him
Turn them into ash.
So the avon fate ?
Someone flying a lazer outside my apartment
I’ve hated bro since the car wash wanted to blow up his plane

He does know that and this is why we work for him kinda with the car wash business
Idk we probably will just rob him
Skill matters the most son
Bob
lovely
Wrong person
Oh ur right sorry mb

Fib badge type shit
your char looks half dead
Icl this avatar looks chopped asf
We need 2 ppl
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Character needs a haircut
And like a whole operation gng
I mean bro ain’t too bad
Yah I changed mind just now it needs A makeover
“Me and my dad” 🤖
the character needs to be deleted
i hope there are better male longhair haircuts in 6
And piercings
We all love this screen it’s our favorite especially when it there’s nothing on it and it just says initializing
benis piercing
Haha he said it
so true
if you put it il pull it
🤨
You didnt see anything
Hair styles are going to be insane
Just look at NPCs hair and artwork characters hair styles
need dreamflow hairstyles
like there should be sections. short hair, medium hair, long hair
Like he owned the mfn place made me so mad
Hi everyone,
Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on November 19, 2027
We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

We should dump him in the ocean
I won
Nah burn him like they did people during the witch trials
gg
but for real if it delays more on consoles, it delays extra on PC 
wom
Shut
Had this character for 6 years nearly
Never changed it
crusty ahh haircut
Marco veratti ahh haircut
Better than the ugly PvP white hair, face paints looking ass characters
Tattoos all over em
nah change would mean gta 6 would have to release
looks like a new student in the local child care center
true
grandpa
I still have the outfit i spawned in with when I made my character
am i wrong tho
No you 


Mod abooz
🔥
Same I got it saved
nah just wear a mask at this point
I was about to do lfg
at this rate we'll all be grandparents
Me
if we all survive
True
who tf is cheesy cat
😭 _ _
what level grants image perms here ?
why are we reproducing
worlds first man on man reproduction?
5
5
oh nvm sorry im blind
Hi guys
thanks
Bye
Bro just got told to leave
alright buddy
And bro got muted
nah
Crazy shit
wish u did
love u too
Nicholas.

Untraceable
what no gta 6 news does
Heyo how u doing zeke
I am suffering
almost had a PS fight
supposed to leave for school in like 30 minutes
Why is this dude’s name Notexpertthief9
because that’s my PSN gang
He a thief
learn to read
yes
it’s night for me
people like you get ran over by Itali GTO’s on the daily basis
good.
hasn’t happened yet i don’t think
when you see that car coming around the corner, duck
time zones bro

bros gonna barrel roll
worlds first itali gto barrel roll
somehow
Hi maliss
astrale better
does it scream like an Enzo
screams like a german actually
is that on sale
im gonna remove your batteries
why does the porsche 928 and 718 cayman handle better than a modern 911
cuz it makes you call 911 when u crash
hey guys can anyone tell me if the mansion has a master terminal control
free of charge
because i want to get a garment factory to upgrade my terrorbyte but if the mansion has it then its gonna be useless to upgrade my terrorbyte
it does
alright tysm
ty too
terrorbyte is good so you can call it nearby
but wouldnt terrorbyte be better since you can call it anywhere
type shit
i can also spawn in my mansion anytime soo
is it?
get both bro
well crap, just won the fun bus in the casino lol
is it really worth the 3.5M?
for what
this is the worst vehicle i've seen yet in the casino
many have
the terrorbyte upgrade + garment factory
erm it's acshully an RV 
well i’ve always thought the garment factory provided good value for money….
you can always look up a garment factory guide and look
like on youtube
it is your best friend
and google
guys is the toreador worth saving up for
yes
yes
im making 100k an hour though
compared to cayo, the contract and the diamond casino heist its meh
i love toreador, killed so many mk2s
idk if i can get it
bro just do the payphone hit every 10 misn for 800K every hour
cayo replay glitch bro
oh ma lord
how get payphone
i hear u need the agency for it
agency
facebook marketplace
thats like 2m

call franklin and do 3 security things then search around the map for a payphone and then call franklin everytime u need to do one
you get 1mil back with dr dre
my friend tolme dr dre hard
bro get an agency why would u think about getting a vehicle before having an agency
no just long
do you get same 1M if you do it with someone in dr dre
skill issue bro
u do but ur teammate doesnt
i bought the 2.9 mil car though
stupid choice
and th ebatmobile
💔
which one
idk the one from legendary car shop
you’re gonna have to be more specific bro
Probably the Kriger
love me some bad coice
idk
let me try to find it
can one of u guys send a pic of the shop cuz i dont have gta open rn
the only vehicle i suggest buying before an agency or an arcade is an oppressor mk2
1 letter typo btw
i couldve helped you but the weekly update fucked my cayo setup
its not
does the replay glitch still work btw?
ye
yes
HOW TELL ME PELASE
not
youtube bro
can u send me a good video tut
That’s the only 2.9M car I know of. It’s like 2.8 but close to that
YouTube has lots of guides
so lazy 😔
i tried a lot of them but they dont work
they all are old i think
i think it was like overflod tyrant
imma send you one rn but dont share it anyone, its classified government information
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Have you tried looking at the date the video was posted 😐
you can trust me
not sure
you poor soul
i cant find any good new ones and the new ones are all either legacy or old videos but posted a little bit ago
one i sent you works
i found it
the vapid fmj
is it good
or do i sell it and sell my batmobile to buy the toreador
the og or mk v
mk v
good
?
I mean the mk v is not bad, but it’s slow without HSW upgrades
put hsw on it though
it’s expensive tho
whats hsw
how much is it i have 1.5 mil left
Dw about it
uh im worring about how u wont tell me
Not worth for you, focus on more ways to make money not cars you honestly don’t need cars
WHATTT
And you probably can’t afford it anyways.
WHY IS IT 1.75 MILLION BRO WHAT
More than that probably
yeah im gunna sell my cars and buy a toreador
wise choice
Dum idea but ig it’s better than the Batmobile
whats a great white shark card btw
when i bought the game it said it came with it
but idk how to get it cuz i think it gives you money right
hello? 😭
why so silent now

????
do cluckin bell or knoway out
bro what are you even saying atp
tweaker ahh language
Cluckin Bell Raid is a heist that gives u money, silly 😭💀
i did first one and doing knoway out now
i got 500k
Document forgery is the best way ever to make money

Shark cards too
In an abstract sense theres no argueing with that
It’s way to early to be trynna troll
yup way too early
I got a final in 3 hours bro idk what else to do
oof
Probably be smart and study even if you don’t think you need it
Eh it’s fine it’s only a gov final
Fair enough
I’ll also grind out document forgery
i wouldnt
I like torturing myself so
suit yourself
many times why
do i need an agencry for it
Probably over a hundred times
I never done it 💔
are you sped or something 
yes
i bought this game 3 days ago
Yes
figures
so do i need an agency or not 😭
no
no
Bought? Bro… why even bother at this point. Gta6 is dropping in like 6 months
More than I’d like to admit
I can’t even do it cause my friend play on Xbox
is it though? might get delayed again
June 14th 2027
You shut your mouth
What
It won’t rockstar and take 2 is confident in the date
ill believe it when i see it
im in a prison break finale 
You poor soul
im not gunna bother with 6
20 more minutes for something
5 is fun enough
with randoms?
unless they fix the econ then ill buy it
i hosted it to punish myself
yep, wish me luck
Anyone here in need of a lifeless moron like myself to grind gta 10 hours a day with no questions asked until gta 6 comes out in 2053?
good luck, you'll need it 

Ngl Idk what I’m saying. You wouldn’t be able to buy it anyway ur on pc just disregard what I said you guys still have another year to get through after it releases.
kk
What role are you taking might wanna go into the prison yourself since it’s randoms
yeah imma be officer
does the kuruma glitch work anymore?
Smart but I’d say prepare for either the heli guy or the pilot to die at least twice
defo pilot
If the pilot can dodge jets till the demo guy gets there it’s smooth sailing
lowkey worried about those two more than me and prisoner
What levels the pilot
still in matchmaking
btw is the armor kuruma worth it
If he’s a low level you’re cooked
very, for heists
its good to max it out right like saw blades and stuff
mission failed... the velum was destroyed... get ready for a lot of that
Yh but ur probly ps only
no its just a bulletproof car
oh
Why would i have the same game on multiple platforms lol
which car has the saw blades on the sides and has armors and guns on it
must be Arena vehicles
These are arena war cars. I don’t recommend those unless you got money to burn they aren’t great
hm i see
Who plays on ps
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Lester
arena dlc never got me interested, the concept is pretty cool tho
madmax shit
pretty fun to mess around with aswell
can YEET cars with the shunt boost and most can fly with that too
It’s a great concept but the arena war itself didn’t get much attention and care after release so it died completely and the arena war cars are just too expensive for the average player to be buying that often so it’s just worthless at this point.
guys can someone help me
I got most cuz the look stupid on F1's lmao
What can we help you ?
btw does the F1 merge takes away the F1 car?
no
ok good
i want to play a custom map race the race that youtubes make videos of
it just copy's everything from one car onto an other car
but idk how
idk which car i should do it tho
okay, i will check what car it looks good on
#pc-e|other-lfg check here. You would find more people.
can i play solo on a custom map?
Yep. If its for solo custom map.
but where can i find the maps
Is it just me or is GTA Online super overwhelming for new/returning players now? What would you ignore at the start
public lobbies
Thanks 😄
The game has what, 13 years worth of updates? Of course it’s overwhelming to people who just start out… they have been adding stuff for over a decade.
too much content now
New players yes, but returning players should be able to figure it out with a little bit of time
Everytime I come back to GTA I can never remember where I was in terms of missions etc lol
back in the day we only had OG heists 
I only play in public bro. Whats the point in even playing gta online if you play alone in private
i would ask the player who is dying or getting shot on his bike to sit on my bike 
Tbf if I was PC I'd avoid public lobbies too
i'll do my best haha
Fair pc lobbies nasty asf
Yeah heh in my GTA group back then we had 2 that always had to ride back of bike lol then we figured out the kuruma in the apt trick
So many no lifers
why do there have to be so many clothing restrictions in this fuck ass game 😭
Back in the day i wouldn’t even earn shit
yeah it was life saving 
could get a police heli too
I would take it one business at a time, and there are YouTube videos that do a good job at explaining them
And we didn't have the snack/body armor in the weapon wheel so that run from the bank was hairy AF lol
everyone DUCK !! haha
No

Already doing that 😄 Cant wait to get back to the grind tho
!lfg
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Also mansion is good. But don't buy a 2nd :(
I was disappointed the mansion layout is the same and no 2nd boost
WTF is rapid fire in doomsday
Lol yeah its bad there
got killed in 2s
Shouldn’t have expected anything else with the amount of people left working in GTA V
and gta 6 still ain’t out
Chill I'm working on it
Yeah that was a bit weak sauce
No, but it’s close. I don’t expect another delay
trailer 3 may drop 21st May
Well yeah I mean no shit. They have nearly everyone working in GTA VI
These updates aren’t gonna be peak with that going on
Yeah
yep
Bro why is the fleeca job always so glitchy the car always bugs out and doesnt work
Expecting that just means you don’t understand how game development works
especially now as we are getting closer to release date
we gotta stop announcing stuff until it’s actually somewhat ready
like a year out at most
announcing stuff years early is dumb
They gonna run 5 online concurrent with 6 online?
Not sure anyone here used "expect" tho
That might just be you big dawg. I did it yesterday and it worked fine
Or they gonna shut down 5 online when PC version of 6 drops
Apparently for a while yeah
Most likely yes, but the only updates to GTA V online will probably be the weekly ones
fair
Because that’s probably automated
did they say when the pc version is coming out
gta 6 ain’t never coming out bro
it’s a hallucination
Not yet. It’ll happen eventually though
Doesn't PC get it usually when online comes out?
fr its just a method to distract us from big e's files
2028 probably though for PC
Nah won’t be that early
Giving rockstars past trends. It’s gonna be a year minimum. I’d say expect middle to late 2027
people may riot when gta 5 online shuts down, most likely people who cant afford it or doesnt have the requirement pc
It was 1.5 years after for GTA V for PC
Ah yikes.
that game is never shutting down or dying bro i’m sorry
rumors suggest feb 2027
its just rumours
Isn’t GTA IV online still available? Or only PC mods?
is it rumours or rumors
hopefully they are ture
yeah it still has a lot of players
yeah
nah i think it’s rumours bro
how much is gta 6 gonna be btw surely people might have a clue
Yeah no I don’t think so
I'm annoyed it's so hard to get gta4 lol
70-80$
hopefully they are true
They will stop updating probably, and when they do that the playerbase will die to where the game isn’t that active anymore.
fr??
but console sales may have increased this yeat
Not a chance. May 2027 is the earliest. I’d say 2028 is more than likely
damn i thought it would be like 100$ min
But I gtg so yeah
70 to 80
fair from them, id prioritize 6 too if i was them
They won't be shutting down GTA V Online as it runs on peer to peer anyway so it doesn't cost them much to keep it alive
they will do everything and anything in their power
to get max amount of money
bro
they aren’t gonna sell the base game for more than 70-80US
it’ll be even more hilarious if it somehow runs at 60fps
Idk why people think this. It’s 150% going to be $70 normal. Every triple A game is that and rockstar isn’t about to change that trend.
cuz most games are 90$+ nowadays
That’s not even true
people seem to forget rockstar performs black magic when making their game’s performance wise
ye
The base triple A game price is $70 USD
the game will 70
It will be 60FPS on PS5 Pro
pc 120 fps hopefully
it’s will be 60 or ever so slightly under on base ps5
they’d miss out on too many sales
They probably count that players will create their own missions now so they don't have to put much time on GTA V anymore 
PSSR2 was made with GTA6 in mind for sure
@stuck geyser how much cut anyway
yo wsp chat 🥳
Gta6 on base ps5 is basically confirmed to be 30 fps
hey
yep they want more people to buy pro


