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you LFG with people and if they use you for setups and never take you in finale, they end up there
scam
That too
an iq too low? š¦āā¬

@stray marsh, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-sļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-sļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-sļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-sļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-sļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @rocky creek
oh tf that's so low
I think idk
or they will ask for b2b, join ur heist but wont invite u to their heist
ASAP ROCKY in the house
try something called grind for money
asap? 15milli is a bunch
Or shark cards
you'd be surprised how many petty people exist
you can read in details #pc-eļ½lfg-info
anyone able to tell me some cool or weird vehicles to customize? I want to add some variety to my garages
awesome
nvm can't see that channel
No I mean as fast as possible so as fast as u can go


humane labs
!lfg
@foggy panther, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-eļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-eļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-eļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-eļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-eļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @harsh mesa
Like the pfp 
/joincrew
Command doesn't work currently š What's your SC?
Is the terrobyte even worth it?
yall i finally have enough for the kosatka and helicopter thingy š
Yea for the rc drone
Yes
The sparrow will forever be peak
Iāve shot a lot down with my rail gun
Do you ride a mk2?
Iāll seat in a spot and watch other mk2s fly at me and look for me and when they leave is when I strike
I learned that move from bees š
Man mk2 users are something else
Apparently Iām an a-hole because I was dodging his missiles
How is it haunted
Seeing a lot of Reddit posts and Facebook posts people seeing a man sitting by the pool or hearing creepy stuff at night
Thatās just me mb

I like to fly higher then them so they canāt lock on and wait tell they run out of missiles
Yep
That or go anywhere above a 45 degree angle above or below them
Facts and shot a missile every once and awhile but donāt run out
Too keep them scattered
Bruh
Tried to join a GTA online group on FB and it's just dudes looking for female gamers lmao
Thats pretty normal, should see the stuff people try and look for here 
imagine looking for groups on FB
i bet whatsapp has better groups 
grindr probably does
Honestly Iām in a gta car group on fb and itās pretty lit you can get whatever car you need/want anytime of the day
Didnāt know they could run out of missiles
Yea I hate that people are just for dating. I am honestly just here to game and make friends. Easier to get homes ngl
It's why when this happened I immediately left lmao
Was so weird lol
Plus I'm autistic and ugly so I didn't want to disappoint then lol
Yea trust me I wasnāt lying about me doing PvP
Iāll definitely use this information next time Iāve in a fight with one
As soon as I said this an off radar one flew by š
So apparently you can call yohan and he will send you on a mission to get nightclub goods
Just when your safe store your mk2 and call it back
You can also start them from your Terrorbyte (non-MCT) area as well 
Gotta land and run and recall it
Wait WHAT
Since when
I donāt have one I fight against them š
Idk, forever?
If anything I would have the mk1
I thought it was completely and entirely passive
Use a marksman rifle with a red dot in a auto aim lobby
Or the one thatās one shot
It is, you can boost it in various ways too, including the random business battle event too 
I thought I knew this game inside out
Mk2 version right
Cause I just got that
It's not completely and entirely passive if you can source from yohan tho
Wall
Yea oppressor mk2
my goat
Oppressor MK3
well yea but its also optional to source with him too
Wsg zeke
Cro u didn't get my point š
babykeemmishima
Rakaniog
wassup Phantom
lol
are we digging the new username
too hard to say so I said it as babykeemishimi
valid
yoo wzzg gng

I canāt say it with a straight face
hi
I was listening to him
and thinking about how to make a username with mishima in it
so I came up with that
yo
Void!
yooo Phantom
Yoooo
144 minutes solo
48 minutes duo and up
48 mins I believe
hmm
gotta grind till I make atleast 40m this week
For some odd reason I thought cayo for solo was shorter for cd wise
Hopefully they changed it

They did, it was originally 48 minutes, they increased it to 144 minutes later on
rich
u were just at 100 yesterday
oh youāre glitching
I see
honestly thought you were doing a bunch of cayos
yea
they just have a good gaming chair obviously
So good infact it produces money for them while they do little to none effort
you MIGHT be right
Does anyone else find gta online mission gameplay videos on YouTube insanely boring?
Yea, idk why people watch those anyhow in my opinion, you could play that same thing right now without watching it yourself anyhow
Because I find that 99% of them are just players getting in a buzzard or on an opressor and just hovering above the mission area, firing rockets in the general direction of enemies until the objective is complete
I stg every "guide" is just "ok so what you wanna do is get on your oppressor mk2 and then fly across the entire map in 15 seconds and then fire 3 rockets at the enemies and then fly to this other part of the map and then fire 2 more rockets and the mission is over"
Like bro how is that even slightly fun
I love the rp trolling videos
Iāve only ever watched one and it was like 2 years ago š everything else I just follow someone who knows what they are doing
I used to watch this guy who would troll griefers a lot
I watch the ones that troll the police or people with random stuff
I mostly just watch them to see what a mission is like before I play it (because let's be real, sometimes Rockstar's mission design is dogwater and genuinely not worth the time) but I barely get to see what the mission is like because I'm just watching some idiot hover over the objective and firing rockets at ant-sized enemies until the screen says MISSION PASSED
Exactly
Okay thatās fair
Iām doing a mission rn cause Iām tired of Franklin calling everyday
Like ok, I understand if you're just looking to make as much money as possible as quickly as possible then that kind of strat makes sense (like prep missions for heists) but if you're just playing a normal ass mission in our lord's year of 2026, I know that nobody is grinding those normal missions for that 8k payout. Like if I'm gonna play those missions specifically, it's gonna be for the gameplay
I watched it to see how my favourite YouTuber would react to the game, certain missions, and see how they would go about it during the first playthrough
Like what's the point of playing those missions if you're basically just gonna skip the mission. It'd take less time to just do an excess weapons delivery and you're making 50k for EACH of those, and if you own an oppressor mk2 then I know for a fact you own a bunker
Whatās wrong?
I shouldnt have went to sleep
There are a few good ones, I mostly enjoyed the Dr Dre contract missions and Cayo Perico is pretty fun even doing it solo (I know people say it sucks now but that's just because they grind that shit every day)
Just ranting about how people go out of their way to make the game more boring for themselves for no reason
By using the mk2?
I meant people watching GTAO mission gameplay
?
Ahh fair enough, but to be honest a good chunk of gta online missions are pretty boring in general hence why I'll sometimes watch a video of it beforehand just to see if it's worth playing
By using the oppressor mk2 (or occasionally a buzzard) to turn every mission into the same mission
Thatās why I despise the mk2 
Fly here blow up people fly here blow up thing end mission
I dont get how da F my teammate crashes last second at hunting pack because they can't stop and turn da fricking car
It's a perfect example of why I hate meta in games
I mean, just donāt use it
Youāre not forced to
guys i just got the adder can i put it in hsw upgradeS>
no. Also youāre on legacy, legacy doesnāt have HSW
I don't but sometimes I'll do a mission with randoms and then they just get on their shitpressers mkpoos and fly to the objective in 8.3 seconds while I'm left to inhale the fart fumes they leave behind
no im on enhanced
lmfao
Why do you have the legacy role then
Transient Angel.
guess never went around hcanging it what can i install on the adder i mtrying max it out
hi
greetings loved one
I already told you that it has no HSW
And I probably don't need to mention the joy of entering a public lobby and just instantly getting shit on by one of those things
anything else tho ? like hidden upgrades?
If I ever get a flying vehicle it's gonna be that shitty paragliding bike
no?
Because it looks funny
Itās a 2013 car itās got nothing but speed and looks
what about torismo r
I'm extremely surprised they haven't added a cybertruck parody into the game by now
When can I post images
Level 5, but you canāt post them here
whats the best car for hsw i got a free upgrade
Maybe because GTA Elon Musk is canonically dead at this point
Banshee GTS
Ok
Banshee GTS
The day GTA 6 comes out they should just give every GTA Online player a billion dollars just to see what happens
I figured out if you park a car just in front of los Santos customs so the garage door can open then shoot the shit out of the poor mechanic your free to go in the building with your car and walk around
Just watch the chaos unfold
Why would you do that to the mechanic:(
gg
Heās Socrates, heās smart
what's the upgrade order? submarine / buzzard attack chopper (hangar) / fleeca (armoured kuruma) / $1.4m nightclub upgrade / coke business upgrades @ alamo beach
surely i'm forgetting other stuff, been using google AI lol
im pretty sure there was this upgrade you could do to a banshe other then hsw i forget what it is
Ngl don't trust Google AI with anything gta related, it gets shit wrong like 40% of the time
I would trust Siri with my life
š yah why do i have nightclub with MC business
and then i bought maze west bank
b/c i kept seeing CEO perks
idk how to even get another garage
The nightclub generates goods but you need businesses that can generate those goods
For the nightclub
Final GTAO heist should be robbing Maze Bank
And then depositing the money into Maze Bank
ok right
you also need the pownder to sell thoes good otherwise your loot go boom
Do yall think GTAO is even going to have a final mission
Banshee with bennys, it becomes the Banshee 900R or smth
can i take that to hsw
It is, but not a heist
No?
@solid vigil Iād suggest looking at the list of vehicles that can get HSW
i might just do cluckin bell over & over
thereās only like 20 of them or something
i do like fooligans as well for the $50k
Because everyone is saying "there's gonna be one last heist, and we're gonna kill Mr Faber, and Micheal, Franklin and Trevor are gonna team up one last time and our character is going to DIE or get on a plane and gly to GTA 6and it's gonna be awesome and cool and sexy" but if I'm being honest I can imagine Rockstar just not adding anything at all
Weāre not teaming up with anybody bruh
thatās like some 7 year old type fantasy
That's what a lot of people genuinely think is gonna happen tho
I know that we're definitely gonna kill Mr Faber though
Those are the TikTok kids gang icl
Dumbest theories Iāve ever witnessed
āAnd then they lived happily ever afterā
Iām dead š
GTA is written by absolute geniuses, not some random kid on a computer
At most we're either gonna kill or rob Faber. Robbing him feels more likely since killing him would fuck with the continuity a bit, but killing him would make more sense since I feel like at this point if the most powerful dude in the city wants us dead it wouldn't make sense to not kill him
Anyone have opinions on what the best bang for ur buck jet is?
Especially since he tried to kill us
Raiju
Fact imo
Riju
Anything pre raiju?
Nothing beats the Raiju
Iām broke
Who have a random rock that cannot be removed or altered or changed or moved, unless they want the game to crash
Raiju is the cheapest and best one though
unless you want a shitty hydra?
Idk Iām looking for smth fast for source missions
Thatās what I have 
itās gonna cost you
Do first and last dose for the virtue
sorry gang
I was talking about this with a couple of my friends but imagine how fucking funny it would be if the twist is that Faber didn't send those mercenaries to our house and he was actually being 100% earnest when he called us afterwards and said he had nothing to do with it. Bro just has a naturally evil voice.
No way you just suggested that
Iām finna replace it soon dw
The virtue isnāt even fast
Virtue is awful
Ah
Only reaches 120mph š„
So whatās better
only good thing about it is the acceleration
Sparrow
And pub lobby protection
THANK YOU
A bike
where do i install the hsw upgrades in lscar meet righT?
a random street car can go faster than a Virtue
It has good missile protection
I forgot
Thatās a helicopter though
Literally a 15,000 dollar bike
I mean that is a far point
You need the kosatka for that
Itāll just come up when you go to modify the car in the car meet
God I love GTA's economy
I alr have one
You need speed for transportation in missions?
A ton of cars already have a lock-on jammer
I hope itās fixed in gta 6
Stx?
Yeah and Iāve heard planes/helicopters are best
Yep
Itāll get boring
Mk2 sparrow etc
but go ahead tbh
Private or pub lobby
mk2 is 8-10 million I doubt they have the money for it
I have 300k to my name rn
Ah
That doesnāt matter
Does
how
Lest you go boom
Priv stock pub sell most likely
It's been my recent headcanon that GTA's economy is so fucked because most of the people in Los Santos are criminals in some capacity, and every single business is a front for something illegal so most people are already making thousands of dollars daily so inflation got 10000x worse just to keep up
For the bonuses
Bro just get sparrow. Itās the fastest helicopter in the game and cheaper than the raiju
When in reality, rockstar also wants your money
Mk2 is ass
you all glaze it
I mean if you think about it, every business in GTA is run by criminals because it's just Rockstar
Get upgrades and buy supplies

I never even knew we had that wtf š
What upgrades for hangar?
How about you get in a box and float down the river
I dont like it as well
but instead of sparrow if he wants to do missions quickly get it

Even apartments
Hangar is lwk ahh solo š„
But up to you
Oh hangar lol
I heard this before
He wants to sell in public sessions though
I mean literally every property in the game is owned by Maze Bank in some capacity and Maze Bank is canonically a giant slush fund for every corrupt government faction
So he needs something with rockets and etc
Hangar is good if you have gta +
I didnt know i thought he wanted to use it for setup missions
š„
Alr vro





Stop spamming
It wonāt be helpful imo
I just got jumpscared by a damn tank š
I hope gta6 online has pooping and lets me customize my rectum
No
literally any jet will be best
Ok buddy
the rogue has weapons, though its one of the few aircraft capable of flying without having a prop on
Should I buy the piss water mule or the blank mule in cache and carry
somebody get this man a false
Oh I didnāt see that part
Modern day Socrates
Toph. Is back
Tf you mean is back i was here all night
Blank mule
Aaaa I didnāt see you over there 
I hope gta 7 online has a horrible AI filter on the entire game that makes me wanna throw up every time I look at it and it makes my PC run like shit and I can't turn it off
Cayos pretty good for beginners 
I should work at Rockstar
I need money
A heister
Me
#community is my home
What do I do to get money in gta online
Did you see music I sent
Rockstar is against AI slop
Is it popping over there
Not yet
Earn money
If you want information I can help you around here, outside of that you can look for people to directly ask in #xb-sļ½lfg-info 
TYT
Nope
Wally how are you today
are we getting a DLC this summer
Best advice for beginners is probably to just do Cluckn Bell a couple times, buy an Agency building and do the Dr Dre contract
are we getting a DLC this summer
Yes
Presumably the final one
oh fuck yea. any details?
Thatās what they said about Cayo š„
That's actually surprising
no? Other than Mr Faber being involved
i mean gta releases this year
idrc care about anything else other than the new cars
Lol
Whatās sfw rule 3
Best run of money ideally is first and last dose with a cluckin bell inbetween, only need a rifle and both provide you with vehicles to do, and you get over 2mil collectively across those combined (including first time bonuses), any challenges completed as well earn extra money so thats a kosatka right there
cayo perico glitch
I mean yeah but if we actually do kill Faber, that does feel pretty final. Then again the Doomsday heist easily could have been the final DLC since we literally save the world in that one only to immediately go back to petty crime
@jovial locust belive it or not they told me that having a black mamba isn't safe
each to its own ig
youāre not even earning it
fuck yea
Ahh gotcha

I already haven't done First Dose yet
i know. still made like $500 million from it
from what appartment glitch ?
cayo perico
Cayo
The reason I suggest it so early on for people is so they can get the acid lab + the equipment upgrade out of the way as fast as they can
Thatās such slop
Makes sense
you cant get ahead in this world being the nice guy
you made 500mjl for cayo š
you are a grinder
They're doing the apartment glitch, none of which Ill talk on since its spread too much like a plague
š š
not really i used the glitch
he used exploits
Itās called discipline and consistency š„
buzzword

Idk they said Cayo 
šwrd
How bro felt saying that š
what the hell is the apartment glitch
Idk, nothing important
im so sigma
Iām actually gonna go insane š
am sure rockstar knows about the appartment glitch but why haven't they patched it ? Are they busy with Gta vi

Its not patchable, it follows the same system as replay goes into
im such a loser fr
They canāt patch it
I see

i lowk only do cayo perico glitches for newbies and give em 85% cut. havent played in like 7 months
maybe if they didnāt use p2p then people would be actually grinding and possibly paying more for shark cards and etc
do you guys think replay will be a glitch in Gta vi
prolly
probably
I haven't played the game since 2019, game looks pretty nice but idk if I can play it
Maybe depends
i only play and buy vehicles
Wdym played
Who gave me a sfw warning
bro let it go its not that deep

man hopefully gta vi comes out next year
probably that image you sent thats probably not appropriate
dont joke about him. someone in the US got like 12 years in prison for joking about him
Thatās not even the worst oneā¦
It was ai and I got it from a YouTubers discord
I opened up that channel and got flashed because of @jovial locust
Im not looking in that, I only viewed their message history
each to its own ig
Yeah thatās what Iām talking about š

Fine agreed
darn I looked too early, I shoulda peeked a few seconds later when I didn't have to see that
any leaked vehicles for the new DLC?
I donāt think so?
: (
i cant be asked to grind cayo perico glitches this early its soul crushing. i will do em later on in june or smth
||a truck that looks cool||
I thought that already came out
Unless itās the one without the stuff on the back?
talking about that mini truck?
No, a new one, we already have all of the newest DLC released outside of some clothing.
yeah, the Kei truck
not a smol one
yeah
oh
a truck is all I've seen in terms of anything, nothing else is known about the dlc
I want a Kei truck irl š„
Is it like a semi?

suprisingly they arent that expensive
wdym surprisingly
itās a baby truck
price increases when demand increases.
made by the most reliable brands too
It makes the panto and the Club look like large vehicles š
There aināt much demand for small pretty trucks
but it has aura
I didn't say it was good, its good for unit of scale.
itās just a baby :)
huh

I love that silly cat š
what in the world

Can we go back to talking about cars and stuff
instead of being absolute freaks on the internet
They should add a freakmobile
This is okay but I canāt post a bird with nuts for legs
Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.
@young hedge
Shut up Lester
maybe because nobody wants to see that
They warned me there and removed it
Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.
For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community
Requested by: @lavish slate
Right!!!!
Ok real talk, if Lester is so horny about getting all the supplies we need for each heist and making sure it doesn't "trace back to us" then why the fuck doesn't he get us to steal gas masks for the casino heist when he knows about the nerve gas
Especially since when we do the podium robbery and they dispense that same nerve gas in the casino, WE USE A GAS MASK
A person who thinks all the timeā¦
I mean the alarm is already blaring at that point, what's 30 more seconds in the gas gonna do while we bag that last bit of loot
It would suit the aggressive approach @loud compass
WE'VE KILLED 637282119014646228101016536281019271 PEOPLE
hmm anyone else have an issue getting people to assist them in missions? or is that just me?
same lol
It's not like the Duggans are gonna run dick first into nerve gas since they don't have gas masks either, and we already have to shoot our way out
Exactly
i wish i had friends lol
Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.
@young hedge
!drama
Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @pallid plover.
Requested by: @lavish slate
@young hedge @nimble oriole can you guys just take it out in DMs or smth??
@fresh magnet I want you.
Can someone help me
well not missions in particular, just stuff that i need help with, that is not very easy to do by yourself, i have a friend who also plays GTA with me sometimes, but getting ahold of him, is pratically impossible most of the time
What level are you
where did my navy revolver go lol
Iām down to help but youāve got lfgs as well
it's still saying "49 more to go blah blah blah"
When I was 8 I'd lick the TV screen every time the news lady came on and that's how we found out I was allergic to dust
What I miss
Iām taking a break from this channel bro š„
Who can help me
Iām actually gonna lose my mind
with what?
Getting money I am broke
The last few brain cells I had from being in this server just died reading this
use LFG for in-game requests, #1344878308210507856 info can help too
Hi Duviet, hope youāre well 
#freeme
no cap on god bro
Duviet is a bi

But who can help me
They helped you
Facts Iām just here trying to bring some joy in a dark world of los santos
Who?
you canāt ask for people in this channel to help you since there are other channels for that
@polar ginkgo, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5ļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5ļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5ļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5ļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5ļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @tired zinc
Play the game solo and do Cluckin Bell, Avi missions and First Dose
@tired zinc good arvo jacko
And he got muted
hi
He was asking for it tbf
Your fault
Ok Valkyrie
Some one said this is a 13+ up server aināt discord finna be age verified soon
no cap on god bro
Why is it that on PS5 I never see anyone dog fighting but on Xbox its almost every lobby seems like
Only in countries that require it (mostly EU and AU)
cause time zones

Well Iām American you can wonder why Iām kinda saying something back
Freedom of expression freedom of speech
Freedom of speech does not exist on the internet, even if you wish for it to
Does in my world especially if your armed
But true
freedom of speech is just you can say what you want but you can still get in trouble for said things anyhow
No I think it just does that
yall can we keep this about gta
Australia doesnāt have it for discord atm
Depends if you lay down and take it which we donāt
Freedom of speech isnāt a thing around the globe so ofc itās not on the internet
yeah but we have it for everything else
If only they did punish people for doing such things
So we talking about dictatorship on Discord
Only Twitter is where Iāve noticed
What about the previous money wipes
and insta
Not for me
i find it absurd that in 13 years gta has patched a grand total of like 2 bugs
i had to get a vpn just to use twitter
guys how do you do the fooligan missions fast without waiting
Itās super rare to hear about anyone getting money wiped now a day tbh
you dont js wait 48 mins
Itās all a illusion depending on how much your welling to fight for it
Aw, man, this is gonna take an eternity š
i mean as long your not doing replay glitches 24/7/365 they dont gaf
you have to be doing it at such a absurd level for your money to be wiped
pretty sure there is a exploit
go on yt
k i guess
Willing*
Yea that
am i allowed to talk about the replay glitch for cayo perico on here
I mean I guess but if youāre looking for people to do it with use the lfg channels
nvm, it aint worth saying it here
okay
Bun Bun Cha
Bun Bun Cha
Sorry I just saw Peko and had too lol
Peak

ha^ha^ha^
ant1 got a steam acc w gta i can play on? Tryna play fivem
Buy your own gta on steam
broke son
Then sell your ps5
Heās on the ps2
Asking to borrow gta 5 in the big 2026 is diabolical
where do people look for crews? it seems most ive seen are dead
@compact bear, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-sļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-sļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-sļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-sļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-sļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @jovial locust
Thatās where Iām pretty sure
I mean unless you know people in the crew I only use them for colors or emblems
Rockstar social club
yeah im on my own crew but i also want help and help others with their bunkers sells
Get a menacer and pick people up
that doesnt really tell me if a crew its active or not
Ye check lfg
But its menacing.
Thatās what I was thinking
True but pull up all proper honk twice 8/10 they get in
The circus horn
I should try that
i mean if i only needed help sure but i heard you get paid more if the lobby its full and ive seen videos (kinda old) of people doing them on crew only lobbies with 30+ people
People come and go in gta been active daily for two years now
I have 150 friends from that span
Good luck getting 30 people in a Pvt now a days only time I see that is car meets
This server has a crew for grinding but they really only do sell lobbies occasionally and itās really pc only
Only 20 be active daily
Iāve seen streamers in the casino too a lot
Loool what did you try to send
A link
fuck cant link the reddit post, but theres one from 3 days ago showing a full crew lobby
I donāt click links tho
called GTA Online | Closed Crew Lobbies with CEWL and being a Billionaire Grinder
but i tried finding that crew and it doesnt exist
Then use rockstar social club to join them and start hitting them up
thats the thing they dont show there, thats why i asked if theres another place where people look for crews
oh wait i found one just now
probably its that one?
You a courage fan
I liked the show growing up
Yeah who ain't, it's absolute cinema
šÆ
return the slab⦠or suffer my intro being stuck in your head too
šŖ
First was return the slab yes the after was the beginning of the show
Now I remember the squash people
oh nah not the squash people š Courage had us watching fever dreams as kids
Courage had me scared in bed as a kid bruh
Especially the tub š episode
And the one where he gets shaved šŖ
that King Ramses episode had a whole generation scared of CGI š
Yessss
The evil cook
Yall wsg
Shhh you hear that
What
Ooo nothing wsg
Not much
New to the community yk
Always played story mode and now i finally got playstation plus
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5 plus ???
Pro
guys whatās the best entrance for aggressive casino approach
rip
Just go in with a watergun
@golden dove
Sorry I clicked the wrong app
Bruh I forgot my ign
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@golden dove qtknightyknight
mb
you okay gng
I have 2 consoles but 1 gta disc can i do the merge glitch?? Anyone know??
Itāll be on the same account
Do u know??
You playing on ps3
Ps5
Make sure itās the same account singed in
You good if your connected to internet
what does the security upgrade really do for nightclub cuz my nightclub never got attacked without it
Ok thanks
Prevents other ceos from easily taking stuff
how does that happen
Honestly I'm done with this game. Time to hang up the boots š¢.
It just lessens the chance of a raid, but even without it, it's very rare
Play rdr2
Tellem zozo
Bro thinks I haven't played the greatest game in the last decade š
Just get in FGC.
You didnāt ?
what raid bro? š my old account that i had for like 4 years never got raided, never bought the security upgrade too
Wait what's that?
Fighting games
I'm also at a loss, usually I just start a new account and grind everything over but I alr did that so many times, now I just kinda just drive around or do random things like Bounties

Tellem last
Yeah its rare, many go years without it
You mean like Tekken?
Already played that , I'm thinking about getting Mortal Kombat next .
Not battlefield 6 ?!?
How about DBFZ?
Battlefield 6 might be too much for my rig icl
Still on a 3060
Aaa I ran it no problem on a gtx 960
When I was running that
Whatās this dbfz
Dragon Ball FighterZ
Also used to be a big AC fan , but y'all know how they ruined it š
Will try , ty
Be wary that beginners will have to face spankings in that game.
Also it's been getting big discounts recently.
Spankings!?!?

It's mostly filled with good players, amateurs and tryhards.'
Very beginner friendly
Car wash
agency
security contracts are good for starting off and so is Dre. missions
the car wash heavily relies on owning other businesses which is very frustrating for new players
take from the one who made a new character, it is painful to maintain and use when starting fresh
Easier then the tow yard a little
yeah a little though the tow yard pays a lot for what it is
the agency is just a go to for the garage slots, the security contracts and vip contracts which will drag newer players if they need a place to start
i forgot how fun the hunting pack gamemode was holy moly
A lot of the custom jobs are fun man, I'm sad people don't okay then as much anymore
i might get back on PS for a bit just to play through a few of them since theres a much stronger player base there than pc
and lobbies fill up much faster
I learned that the hard way ahahaha, started on a fresh account since I haven't played in years, saved up for the carwash just for it to end up being kinda trashy
I'm envious
I was luckily enough to encounter one full hunting pack lobby, during the 4xrp event
Hi am new to GTA online, what is the best option early on to earn cash ? I just bought a bunker with the 4mil joining bonus they gave, what should i upgrade here first
Quickest way to make easy millions? For the mansion purchase?
cayo replay glitch
yoo wzzg gng
Wsp mann
wbu
Hola
Playing a bit before I go to bed
Hello peoples
waddup
How Yall doin?
test
not really
even on ps folks donāt really do the jobs
Act 3 replay glitch
feels like I got hit in the head with a metal baseball bat
I quickjoined a casino heist.
The guy had diamonds. Last career progress was to steal diamonds from the vault.
Damn bruh
Im just at work
Was it me?


Any body got tips to make some cash? Iām trying to get the spots for any of the heists
Ehhhh help people in lfg maybe?
Easy 150-200k
Sorry but whatās that š«©
Do cluckin bell
500k
First dose missions
Thatās what I was doing actually lmao
That pays out good but the cool down takes awhile
Until then do first dose missions

Youāre gonna hate me lmao but where do I find that at? I havenāt played gta in YEARS
The R on the map
you'd need a lot of the other businesses for it to even be worth glancing at
Cries

Yooooooooooooooooooo
Ayo
Yeah


Wuzzup, now tell me where the navy wine is
From where do I supply cargo ? Not talking about yohan supply
Then what cargo are you talking about, the air cargo?
Nah its mine
You lost the dare

'cargo and shipment ' of night club
Those? You don't source those anywhere, they passively accumulate overtime
So basically Yohan's supply and that is the same
You could call Yohan, request a mission and slightly boost a random Nightclub's cargo amount
Call me and do a cayo instead

Ussy cat
Only time I'm calling you is if I'm cancelling the heist 
Give me diamond or panther then I'll call ya

Ask mr rubio
I don't think i ever called you
Thought so

Bt seriously no one calls ya
I directly go to the sub
Start the heist
Someone said earlier we only call Pavel to cancel


Anyone elseās auto shop broken rn?
does Pavel dies with the submarine if we shoot it down?
Nah
because all you do is maintain my sub, eat beans and cancel the heist, why would I like to cancel my heist?
Makes sense
Caz rubio had tequila


I dodge it
il orb

I'd just take that solo to get another heist, I ain't wasting a 100k
Good idea
Also aint a waste of 100k btw i use it properly
So money is the problem for ya

My question is what Museum keeps on finding this so called ārareā Pink Diamond which lets El Rubio steal it from them
Surely it canāt be so rare if they keep acquiring new ones everyday
Maybe a factory
Maybe. Might just be high quality replicas
nope, I'm just a stingy bastard
Hand made replicas that's y they expensive

Anybody feel like helping me sell product? I'm sitting on a couple million easy, my friends just don't play anymore and I can't sell alone.
Mehhh can't say that just caz u don't wanna lose 100k
for what? the last I recall you hated being on land with Page and whoever else in that factory
@tight gull, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5ļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5ļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5ļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5ļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5ļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @sharp dome
No one hates Page 
U actually think that i use that 100k on setups?
100k is made back in like 10 minutes from the agency, as I said I'm stingy lol
Pavel is saving up for a house with the 100K deposits but still canāt afford one with the current Housing Market
Thatās why he lives in the Kosatka
On a scale 1 to 5 how Stingy
Who tf wants a house

Me

Still need to pay off my $1.50 Costco hotdog though
my vault is like scrooge mcduck and I ask for 60%+ on a lot of heists I run with close friends

60%!?! Just for grabber,?!
no? I bet you just spend it on beans to stink up my sub

Yep beans and 
So u like when she calls daddy

I usually carry those sad bastards š¤£

Yoo
This is what we call abuse of power. Where rich gets richer and poor gets fuked up

I think you got your answer š¤£
Is this the right place to ask for help on getting money? I'm tryna get the Kosatka for cayo
yo chat just playing gtao again in a new account but idk how to start itgš„
No love. U gotta ask pn lfg channels
Okay
Ehhh cluckin bell or dax missions
Oof buddy oof
Thank god I aint new.
Otherwise you would've take 85% from me

fr, I am happy with staying above 75m, I always lie about my money to my friends because I know once the poor finds out they are being fucked they rebell š¤£š¤£š¤£

Stinky + evil minded. Dangerous combination

stingy* lol
its okay lol
oh shit, where tf is our panther statue?
I can help u by robbing u
Ahhhh don't ask me I hate this things
same
U da man
I mean seriously for godsake play the game for fun
š£ļø š„
Dude u just need stingy people to play with like adventure races
Delete the fuckin game and do something else maybe
Yeah i knew that
Language man chill
if you give more pink diamonds and panther statues maybe people will come to see you more often?
.
This fking chick got a 75+ million $ n still need more money
What they say is true money is never enough

Yeah fr i always run out of vodka
nah you lying š¤£š¤£
El Rubio might start robbing me šš

Talking like i would let him rob u
U dont wanna know
keep yo ass at those fox pods for the ballistic missiles, we might need them
Yeah my sub has guided missiles fyi

Yeah ive seen ur guards
Smart af
they need glasses and hearing aid
Fr
you dont give them umbrella during thunderstorms, not cool mr coolio
yoo wzzg malice

also, can you give your crew a break? it seems like all of them are always on shift

They do nothing on their shifts btw

I know but like a beach party or something for the whole compound crew at the same time, leaving the key and keycards in the office? for absolutely no reason at all

Hey not a bad idea 
Makes sense but mr larpio would never
I got my pc back
hire merryweather mr lubio
I got gtx 1080
where did it go earlier
For 116 bucks
Old gpu unfortunately passed away

Had to search for a month

oh okay i missed u very much
keep your grimy hands to yourself, I am not afraid to use an orbital strike 
Now I have 1080FE
My gpu burned btw
Try it i got nightshark
is it better than 1660 super
My gpu died due to overvolatge
About 25% yeah I guess, it's just my hunch
Mine burned due to overclocking š«©
No fucking wonder š

I got money and a raiju as well
damn
I'll hide in my mansion

1080 beast of its time
I can wait, I have hunted prey before 
I lowkey need a quick 5 millš®āšØ
Lemme guess prey those who didn't gave u above 50%
Get it

Not possible
Y
Easy in this era
New player
i lost my 750 ti due to overvoltage as well, i didnt even overclock it
must be the monsoon
Money is not a problem anymore in gta
Maybe yt would help

Banned
Huh?
Thats why this community gonna die. Yall dont help each other out
The entire gta community gonna perish for that reason
I guess bro
broseph
Ehhh I got someone stingy here bt expensive hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ain't that right @mild flume
jokes on you gta6 will revive mk2
Imma nuke that game myself
Chill man what ya need tell me



