gta-online

[dire warren]

je suis francais

[remote temple]

I see miss judgement

[obtuse forge]

[ionic vector]

i just destoyed someones cargo with the orbital cannon so fun

[jovial locust]

It’s wild people be checking your spelling when the real issue is we typing on one in a half inch keyboards

[remote temple]

Ofc u do

[obtuse forge]

-$750K

or was it 250K

[quiet quarry]

enjoy the 20k

[median meadow]

People with fat fingers be like

[jovial locust]

I talking about phone users here

[ionic vector]

2k actually

[remote temple]

1 and half inch damn what u using Nokia

[quiet quarry]

sweet thats like 18k less

[jovial locust]

iPhone 15

[obtuse forge]

i tagged wrong person

[ionic vector]

Free money is free money

[dire warren]

hotring race are available tomorrow ?

[remote temple]

It should be like 3 inches wide lol

[median meadow]

Brother you like 3 phones behind my keyboard on the 17 is at least 1.75 inch

[jovial locust]

I got a measurement tape if you really wanna know

[quiet quarry]

if im lazy i do the dragging finger thing to spell

[obtuse forge]

i use an android

[jovial locust]

It’s been ages since I’ve used that

Ball knowledge

[barren summit]

which brand 🤔

[quiet quarry]

i only use it if i cant hold my phone with both hands

[obtuse forge]

motorola

[barren summit]

🔥

[remote temple]

I mean idk then I use 17 pro max lol

[quiet quarry]

plus its better on the 17 cuz they screwed with the keyboard

[obtuse forge]

wbu

[median meadow]

My phone always auto correct that to some bs and I never proof read

[quiet quarry]

so they nerfed my typing soeed

[jovial locust]

It’s 2 inches and a half

[quiet quarry]

i turn it off

[barren summit]

Samsung s26 ultra

[jovial locust]

I just measured it

[quiet quarry]

im proud with my mispekling

bro

[obtuse forge]

good enough

[quiet quarry]

that was NOT satire

[limpid sage]

i had one of those for a year then i cracked the scren , then i smashed it with a hammer 8 times

[dire warren]

pleaseeeeeeeee

[median meadow]

If I turned off auto correct I’d spell everything wrong I was only good at math and history 💀

[barren summit]

why

[quiet quarry]

awesome sauce

[obtuse forge]

it is a heavy phone, you can use it as throwing weapon when in danger

[limpid sage]

screen malfunctioning and all i get annoyed easily

[remote temple]

Told u 1.5 inch to small for ur phone

[jovial locust]

Yours should be a 3 inche keyboard then

[barren summit]

damn

[barren summit]

[jovial locust]

Only a inche tho

[median meadow]

Nokia still the deadliest phone on earth ngl

[barren summit]

💯

[obtuse forge]

we all measuring inches huh

[ionic vector]

i have a nokia 3310 best phone ever

[quiet quarry]

yeah noones measuring landscape mode tho

[ionic vector]

its long enough

[jovial locust]

CM enters the chat

[remote temple]

3.07 in

[obtuse forge]

agreed, used to have those bad boys in my school and college times

[jovial locust]

Not the .7

[limpid sage]

thats a masive key bord bro

[remote temple]

Gotta be exact

[dire warren]

When will Hotring races be available again?

[jovial locust]

It is nice ngl I spent 800$ on the spot on this

[limpid sage]

tommorow

[dire warren]

you joke ?

[keen merlin]

kinda crazy we got people thinking gta 6 will run at 60 fps ( without pssr)on the ps5 pro not like it wont be cpu bound... n the pro has the same cpu as the regualar

[limpid sage]

nah

[dire warren]

how do you know ?

[median meadow]

You could drop a nuke on one then throw it in the ocean for 7 years come back and still make a phone call (if you had minutes)

[remote temple]

Feels bigger and looks bigger though

[limpid sage]

i am the owner of gta

[jovial locust]

F that we got people thinking it’ll run on Xbox 360

[limpid sage]

trust

[dire warren]

what is the best way to get rich faster as possible

[keen merlin]

xD

[dire warren]

i don't trust you

[obtuse forge]

my rig will run it surely

[keen merlin]

30 fps in 2026 is a fucking joke

[limpid sage]

you should

[keen merlin]

its not 2018 anymore

[jovial locust]

Agreed 110%

[ionic vector]

Yeah should be 24 fps instead

[keen merlin]

keep in mind

[dire warren]

hotring races are the best activity on gta

[jovial locust]

Only the Nintendo 64 and others like that get the pass

[limpid sage]

sumo mogs

[dire warren]

what is that ?

[obtuse forge]

we are donezo if gta 6 minimum is 8gb vram

[keen merlin]

the ps5/ps5 pro have simsialr spec besides a slightly better gpu

[ionic vector]

I got 64gb vram its fine

[keen merlin]

but not by much

[jovial locust]

Install a second gpu

[limpid sage]

i have a 5060 with 8 gb we will make it throguth this dw

[remote temple]

I think it is lol

[obtuse forge]

nah bro il play on phone

[ionic vector]

I have dual 5090s im good atleast

[jovial locust]

[limpid sage]

🚬

[remote temple]

Nah u have 6090s

[obtuse forge]

i will buy a 5070 ti if the consumer market gets its shit together

[jovial locust]

9060?

[ionic vector]

Rtx 6000

Blackwell yes

[limpid sage]

to bad i have dual 9090 super ti

[remote temple]

🤔💭

[keen merlin]

While the PS5 Pro has a massive 45% GPU uplift, the CPU is essentially the same Zen 2 architecture found in the standard PS5 Slim, just with a 10% clock speed boost (3.85GHz vs 3.5GHz). If the base PS5 is CPU-limited at 30 FPS because of the sheer complexity of Vice City, that extra 10% on the Pro won't magically double the frame rate to 60. so the game maybe locked to 30 with pssr up to 40 fps

[median meadow]

Yuh good luck with that scalpers been going nuts

[barren summit]

I think gta 6 will run at 120fps on pc

AFTER 2 OR 3 YEARS 💀

[keen merlin]

most likely aas didgital foundry has hinted

[keen merlin]

boy do i ahve news for u

[ionic vector]

Minimum requirements for jiggle physics quad 5090 setup

[limpid sage]

4 years bomboclat

[barren summit]

yes?

[jovial locust]

I’m just gonna wait 10 years and get it myself for 80$

[obtuse forge]

one side its the AI companies screwing it, other side its the scalpers 🥀

[barren summit]

💯

[remote temple]

Rumour is document forgery will come back in gta6 and be best business in game

[keen merlin]

https://vxtwitter.com/DetectiveSeeds/status/2042335174176715140?s=20

[median meadow]

I hate ai ngl

[ionic vector]

What about mk3 oppressor so i can grief better

[keen merlin]

"According to 3 former Rockstar employees (that source contacted through Linkedin) Grand Theft Auto 6 is aiming to release the PC version in February 2027" but it maybe delayed who knows

[barren summit]

fake

[keen merlin]

i mean the guy contacts 120 devs

[limpid sage]

and then there s the other side were ram companies are actively going for ai than consumer

[keen merlin]

n only 4 of them responded

[remote temple]

They planned Mk5

[ionic vector]

does it have a portable orbital cannon

[keen merlin]

'woudlnt be surprised if it was fake roxcksatr has a habit od doing tht yk

[limpid sage]

bomboclat

[remote temple]

Maybe

[ionic vector]

Mofo

[obtuse forge]

i think everyone does except boomers who enjoys watching tiktoks of a cat doing a 9-5 job to feed his family in the middile of a war

[keen merlin]

avengers endgame scenario no one really knows the script excpet

[barren summit]

yep
but Google came up with a new technology so price's should be going down soon according to them

[keen merlin]

rockstar

[jovial locust]

Diabolical

[median meadow]

And Iran with they LEGO videos 💀

[barren summit]

[obtuse forge]

Personally i would like AI as a augment to enhance human capability more. But its clearly not the case as we can see

[quiet quarry]

openai doesnt have the money to pay them so i think nividia pulled out of their 1b dollar deal

[jovial locust]

I’ve seen some shiiii

[quiet quarry]

triple t 🔥

[ionic vector]

Rumors suggest america used mk3 oppressor to grief iranian oil irl

[jovial locust]

Real weirdos talking to ai about some odd ball shiii

[tired zinc]

do yall like the akula

[jovial locust]

Like intergalactic space travel

[obtuse forge]

ofcourse and you'll be in the control room

[ionic vector]

Mk2 better

[tired zinc]

they aren’t in the same category

[ionic vector]

its still better

[jovial locust]

Yooo jack!

[median meadow]

The akula kinda sucks ngl for a “stealth helo” it’s not the best

[tired zinc]

hi buddy

[ionic vector]

jack , jack and larry are typing

[jovial locust]

Chilling chilling here enjoying the chat

[remote temple]

There is a better helicopter forgot the name

[tired zinc]

so is the annihlator stealth better?☠️

[ionic vector]

Instead of enjoying here go destroy a low level

[tired zinc]

awesome bro

[remote temple]

Yah that and another

[jovial locust]

I’m watching kittens I can’t

[tired zinc]

where jack at

[jovial locust]

That’s why I’m here more then the game I can’t take my eyes off them

Starting to walk around

[tidal wigeon]

Can anyone help sell mc i keep getting griefed

[fresh magnet]

@tidal wigeon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tired zinc

[median meadow]

I mean sure but as far as helos go I really only like the 2 man attack heli if I wanna use stealth and fly im picking the raiju all day

[ionic vector]

Jack is annihilating low levels

[ionic vector]

Go invite only

[tired zinc]

but the akula looks better

[tired zinc]

terrible no money in that

[obtuse forge]

money also goes poof in public

[ionic vector]

Get griefed then

[jovial locust]

Poof 🗣️

[median meadow]

Function > looks

[tired zinc]

it seems like ur just bad if you get griefed in public lobby

[obtuse forge]

🌬️🌪️

[ionic vector]

yes learn to defend your self

[tired zinc]

what function does the annihilator stealth have the akula just does better

[jovial locust]

Idk 🤷🏼 how one gets griefed unless you don’t own rc stuff

I’ll be quick to change the scene

[tired zinc]

idk i just change my mc name to selling and everyone joins it had 4 lvl 600s all helping

[obtuse forge]

well new players cant defend for shit 😭

[jovial locust]

Sometimes I’ll spawn into a rc just to un spawn to kill someone

Throws them off every times

[tired zinc]

me personally i just snipe mfs off mk2 like it’s nothing

[median meadow]

the Annihilator Stealth offers faster top speeds (approx. 149 mph) and superior handling for some pilots

[uncut nest]

Is the smoke on water only paying 5k a delivery with 10x? I only just got it

[tired zinc]

i have both and the annihilator stealth just feels too clunky imo

[obtuse forge]

its only good for RP, gives 15K

[uncut nest]

Rip

[tired zinc]

i didn’t get 15k

[obtuse forge]

[median meadow]

Rp not cash

[tired zinc]

im aware i can read

[median meadow]

You can ready

[obtuse forge]

🥀

[jovial locust]

🗣️ poof 💨

[quiet quarry]

20k$$ 15k rp

[median meadow]

My car did that the other day 😭

[jovial locust]

[median meadow]

In gta obviously 😬

[jovial locust]

Like a good poof or a bad poof

[rocky creek]

[median meadow]

Aren’t you blind

[jovial locust]

Good lol

[limpid sage]

rip

[rocky creek]

Idk what you're saying bro I'm blind

[viral jasper]

which car should I buy if I got 5mil

[remote temple]

Wish me luck for Cm lol

[jovial locust]

Toreador

[rocky creek]

Mk2

[jovial locust]

I think it’s in the same price range

[obtuse forge]

so you do use other emoji rather than just :zerotwo_dead:

[remote temple]

Mk2 6 million

[rocky creek]

Work harder

[rocky creek]

What

I'm blind bro i don't know what you said

[viral jasper]

should i buy scramjet

[rocky creek]

The pool bitch

[jovial locust]

[remote temple]

Tell the @viral jasper with 5 million lol I got mk2

[rocky creek]

My bad

Didn't check name
Like guys I'm blind i make mistakes

[remote temple]

Unacceptable behaviour

Jk

[rocky creek]

Idk what you just said bro I'm blindddd

[jovial locust]

Legally or illegally

[remote temple]

Nah u ain’t toph toph

[median meadow]

Use brail

[remote temple]

Blind guy can’t type

[rocky creek]

Forgot i have those

[obtuse forge]

use grease in your eyes maybe you'll see again

[jovial locust]

Neosporin works better

[rocky creek]

Yall are mean

[obtuse forge]

we all have meaning in life

[jovial locust]

[shell junco]

does the avenger have guns?

[rocky creek]

[jovial locust]

Yee and rockets

[shell junco]

why can't I fire anything

[rocky creek]

You buy them

[jovial locust]

Gotta add them at the hanger

[shell junco]

I think I got the upgrades

[shell junco]

I see

[jovial locust]

Once they added you can use them from the jump if your not in stealth mode

[shell junco]

what is jump?

like vtol mode

[jovial locust]

As soon as you leave hanger is the jump

[rocky creek]

Lucky you i can't

[jovial locust]

[median meadow]

If you can’t how’d you know what he said

[jovial locust]

It’s the illegally blind part comes in

[rocky creek]

See i can feal the letters

[jovial locust]

Maybe if you try using your nose 👃

[rocky creek]

Sometimes it's hard i can't tell what someone is typing

[jovial locust]

“Sniff sounds coming from toph”

[rocky creek]

I uhh
I need to walk my fish
And feed my plants

[jovial locust]

On that note I forgot too walk my rock 🪨

[median meadow]

This is why I can’t have fish walking them is just too much work

[haughty dove]

I wish I had the police outfits

[median meadow]

Just gotta play the events when they come around gang

[haughty dove]

I know, I missed both of them 😭

[jovial locust]

Buy the police motorcycle or do the prison mission

You get them in both

[median meadow]

Trust there will be more we’ve got like 12 or so already

[haughty dove]

Ok I will pay attention this time

[median meadow]

Or they will be around again at some point

Make sure to check the weekly listing here every Thursday

[shell junco]

I just met a guy who is falling form the sky and following me but doesn't take dmg

[haughty dove]

It's a demon run

[shell junco]

haha they think they can grief me, unlucky for them I just change session

also which hanger should I buy?

[fluid briar]

Yooo

Anyone ps4 players here?

[haughty dove]

Depends on where you think you'd spend more time and maybe what kinds of aircraft you want to fly

[shell junco]

raiju and avenger

I think I spawn near clubhouse and chumash bunker most of the time

[haughty dove]

Definitely the fort then

I wish we could have a hangar at both locations

[median meadow]

Lsia really isn’t worth it

It gives you zero perks

[haughty dove]

I would just stash regular planes there like the Luxor Deluxe

And other civilian aircraft

[tidal vessel]

Peace be upon you friends

[haughty dove]

And also with you

[shell junco]

there are 3 forts

which one

[haughty dove]

Zancudo of course

[tidal vessel]

What do you guys like about gta ?

[haughty dove]

The vehicles

I need to do a new count but it's like 380 or so

[ivory pendant]

what is the most florida man outfit in GTAO E

[haughty dove]

Beach bum outfit

[ivory pendant]

wuh dat?

[pliant socket]

Beach bum outfit

[shell junco]

all of them are called fort zancudo 😭

[haughty dove]

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Beach_Bum_Update/Character_Customization

[haughty dove]

They are different hangars at the same base sir

[shell junco]

3497, a2, 3499 are the choices

[shell junco]

yeah but prices and capacity could be different

[haughty dove]

I have the most expensive one

[shell junco]

like one is 2mil and other is 3mil

[barren summit]

yoo wzzg gng

[barren summit]

which one

[elder basalt]

Are nightclub special orders worth it?

[haughty dove]

A2

[haughty dove]

Yes that's the only way I sell

[ivory pendant]

is this outfit florida man enough? Green Beret, Cat Shirt, Leather Jecket, Beach Shorts, Red Wave Flip Flops

[barren summit]

generally not worth it for maximizing profit. While they offer a 5%–10% bonus, the time spent gathering specific goods often gives less money than simply selling all accumulated goods at once, as the bonus is small and disrupts efficient, passive production.

[haughty dove]

Idk about the beret

The rest of it yes tho

[ivory pendant]

ii just added the Beret cuz looks out of place

[spiral stag]

Anyone help me glitch out of bad sport

[fresh magnet]

@spiral stag, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @barren summit

[elder basalt]

Can I purchase sale vehicles and upgrade them to spawn upgraded versions for sale missions? Like if i purchase and upgrade a dumpster truck, will the modded version will spawn for sales?

[round drift]

Why are kosatka missiles so over powered without even having a proper long cooldown

[graceful minnow]

I bought LSIA simply because it's closer to the city, and doesn't have obstacles to block speed tests

[noble apex]

just hover too close to it , it can't even touch u

[graceful minnow]

Ah my chat never scrolled

[round drift]

The guided missiles

[graceful minnow]

You could try shooting the missile

[noble apex]

manual ones?

[round drift]

Yeah

[noble apex]

it got a cooldown and not that hard to escape

[elder basalt]

The zancudo one is pretty good. Not only you dont get cops on your tail for flying over it if you have one of those, but also there is always a Lazer fighter jet at a walking distance away from the hangers you can steal

Does the kosatka missile have a map icon?

[graceful minnow]

No

Very distinguishable screeching sound from it though so on PC you could shoot it with a minigun

[elder basalt]

:(

[ionic vector]

milk

[mental nexus]

Bald

I’m here to revive chat

[fiery obsidian]

i js woke up

[median meadow]

They definitely have a cooldown and are super easy to avoid me and the homie blew up a sub with the ac130 gun plane

[thin wolf]

pretty sure u can shoot it on any platform?

[round drift]

Well the cooldown is just 1 min and the person can use the 2nd one while the first one is on cooldown to spam them as much he wants

[thin wolf]

yea its only "op" because theres no way to know its coming at u except actually hearing it, no missile beep

[thin wolf]

it has the turning radius of a kosatka

[fiery obsidian]

i js bought kosatka

[remote temple]

Go back to sleep good for ur health

Lol

[fiery obsidian]

il sleep later

[remote temple]

I am joking my g u can stay awake

I ain’t yo mom

[tired zinc]

bro what’s with you and grief

[tight geode]

Is there a gta racing discord?

[fiery obsidian]

ik

[fiery obsidian]

my mom dgaf

[tired zinc]

idk look it up

[tired zinc]

that’s sad bro

[fiery obsidian]

i lit smoke w her it aint sad its fun

[tight geode]

😐

[remote temple]

Sad

[tired zinc]

that’s not cool either

[fiery obsidian]

may not be cool but its fun and i like it

[median meadow]

Try the digital car addict community cord

[tight geode]

Aight bet

[tired zinc]

that is fire

what’s y’all’s favourite car

[median meadow]

Irl or on gta

[fiery obsidian]

i finally can do cayo

??????

@wraith rapids @faint spear

[round drift]

Ignus

[fiery obsidian]

ban this yute

@mental flax

[wraith rapids]

!ban @shrewd kettle

[placid hemlock]

✅ Banned dfghjkuytresdghj (Case #478920)

[mental nexus]

O

[fiery obsidian]

thx

[mental nexus]

Chonk with the dub

[barren summit]

I have screenshoted his message

[mental nexus]

Now u gonna send it to the goverment innit

[tired zinc]

fire

[barren summit]

[barren summit]

vigilante

[tired zinc]

chonkers da goat fr

[tired zinc]

bro is batman

[wraith rapids]

thank you ^

[fiery obsidian]

ya'

[barren summit]

men are brave

[fiery obsidian]

ngl cayo is like the epstein files

madrozo files or wtv too 😭

[mental flax]

[tired zinc]

bro what

[still night]

Said over and over again

[fiery obsidian]

if yu think about it look at the island

its like the island bru

[still night]

So many have came to that conclusion already 🫩

[fiery obsidian]

it lit iss

[tired zinc]

hi bomo

[still night]

Hi

[round swan]

anyone play with me or not

[median meadow]

Hmmm it was more of black mail than pedo activity tbf they were both grown adults in those pics

[fresh magnet]

@round swan, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #xb1｜casino-lfg, #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg, #xb1｜other-lfg, #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[quiet widget]

NOT

[mental nexus]

Holy shit

[round drift]

Atleast its madrozo mother who was getting banged instead of 9yr Olds

[mental nexus]

Either u rich rich or just idk gng

[still night]

Holy channels

[round swan]

i want friend to play with me hist

[mental nexus]

Ez

Go there

[barren summit]

why dr dre and not Eminem

[mental nexus]

[fiery obsidian]

im boutta play cayo 😊

[mental nexus]

M&m

[median meadow]

Dre been around way longer than em

[tired zinc]

couldn’t afford eminem

[round drift]

They definitely can though

[mental nexus]

Lets not debate whos better let’s appreciate them meeting eachother

[tired zinc]

eminem apparently don’t leave his house so

[median meadow]

Yes can’t afford em so they went and got the more expensive Dre makes sense

[tired zinc]

i was joking bro

[barren summit]

💀

[nova fulcrum]

is the game down

[median meadow]

Js

[nova fulcrum]

it says smth about servers not working

[mental nexus]

Might be ur connection gnglang

[fiery obsidian]

yah

[barren summit]

if according to rumours gta vi is coming on pc in Feb 2027
they may announce pc release date in dec ?

[quiet widget]

Maybe

[mental nexus]

Nah

[barren summit]

.

[median meadow]

Probably gonna have to wait a year like always for pc

[visual grove]

First just dont postpone the game then we can talk about pc lol

[mental nexus]

6 gonna prob come like middle of 2027 ish(for pc)

[visual grove]

I have a feeling it will be postponed again, hope I'm wrong

[tidal vessel]

I am only living to see gta six at this point

[mental nexus]

Damn

[barren summit]

damn both of you levels up

[mental nexus]

AHHH LVL UP

[barren summit]

🤣

[median meadow]

Felt left out huh

[mental nexus]

Lvl 77

[fiery obsidian]

i have no img perms 😭

[mental nexus]

This is crazy

[barren summit]

🔥

[mental nexus]

Once i hit 100

Dayum bro

It will be an achievment

[barren summit]

why?
any special perks

[tidal vessel]

This what you live for?

[mental nexus]

Like being better than everyone

[tidal vessel]

Dude needs something to grind

[mental nexus]

It feels honoured

[tidal vessel]

So he has a purpose to live

[barren summit]

chat how much money you guys got in game

[slim hinge]

last i checked was like 2yrs ago, ig around 30mil

[cold garden]

19 digits i think

[mental nexus]

2 bucks

[tidal vessel]

Is spending time on gta really worth it feels empty

[mental nexus]

Yes

[cold garden]

No. Leave while you can

It slowly sucks away your valuable time in life

[mental nexus]

Shh don’t tell him that atheni

[tidal vessel]

I mean yeah ur right but why do u advise me on something u dont do yourself

[cold garden]

Im beyond saving

[quiet widget]

[mental nexus]

Pretty sure i could save you

[tidal vessel]

lol no ur not just throw the pc out the window and ur saved

[quiet widget]

[tidal vessel]

I mean I don’t even play games anymore just wanted to see if people are conscious of what they are doing nowadays

I wasted a lot of time unconsciously playing games

[mental nexus]

Ok im sorry athena.

[tidal vessel]

Damn subconscious habits

[mental nexus]

But wasted that super reaction on me

Another one

I honestly feel cared for

Thanks

[barren summit]

[nova fulcrum]

Ok

[median meadow]

[echo swan]

Is the game being weird for anybody else?

[fiery obsidian]

nah

[tidal vessel]

What do you mean by weird

[echo swan]

Like I try to launch a heist and it just loads for a few mins then just puts me into a normal game

Without telling me why or anything

[mental nexus]

The Game giving u silent treatment

[median meadow]

Nvm read that wrong

[tidal vessel]

Maybe it’s a sign to touch grass
Old joke I know

[mental nexus]

Nah actually there might be smth with GTA

[echo swan]

And earlier I had somebody try to join and it just kept kicking them

[mental nexus]

Not just connection

Turns out

Shit might be real ngl

[median meadow]

Have you tried reseting everything

[echo swan]

Also tried to look at my social on rockstar games popup thing and it just loads for ages and says how it can’t connect

[echo swan]

Yeah multiple times

[median meadow]

Oof idk then

Probably a good question to ask in #gta-questions

[mental nexus]

I think there might actually be smth with tem servers

Not even gonna lie

That’s like the 3rd person

[echo swan]

Yeah I thought might be the servers

[mental nexus]

In less than an hour

[echo swan]

Because it seems to be a connection thing maybe

[mental nexus]

I guess just hop on smth else and wait for any announcement

[calm acorn]

I can’t get into server myself it Tells me to log into psn but I’m already logged in

[median meadow]

I’ve been running heist this morning on Xbox fine ngl

[calm acorn]

That’s wat I did all my other games workin🥲

[tidal vessel]

Guys if you have a problem fix yourself don’t be so dependent on others

[mental nexus]

Yeah it’s pointless to play if u can’t get anything done and keep on getting angry

Keep the cortisol low

[tidal vessel]

At what time

[mental nexus]

All the time bro

[echo swan]

How’s anybody being depended on others? We were discussing if we had the problems?

[tidal vessel]

I wouldn’t recommend that man

Early in morning high cortisol is good for you

[quiet widget]

If I send LFG emo what would happened?

[thin wolf]

anyone know how fast a speed glitched deveste goes?

[median meadow]

Thanks for the advice but I don’t depend on others

[mental nexus]

I think very very fast

Without it goes very fast but with? Very very fast

[spiral dawn]

fellow kambuchas

[thin wolf]

[tidal vessel]

Is cortisol a guy now

[quiet widget]

[median meadow]

No but I’m not gonna depend on your opinion

[fiery obsidian]

this cayo setup pissin me off

[mental nexus]

In the absolute point

[thin wolf]

which

[tidal vessel]

Your free man

I guess I can’t impose everything I believe on others

[fiery obsidian]

first one

[median meadow]

Oh the scoop out shii

[fiery obsidian]

sneak to the entrance of el rubio's compound i js bought the thingy cuz i do cayo but i js bought it

[tired zinc]

just look up a video on youtube how to do it trust me it saves so much time

[fiery obsidian]

alr

[mortal jasper]

Why are you cheating on me ?

[gloomy zinc]

got my very first mansion

[jovial locust]

[gloomy zinc]

guys tell me the best car in the game

[tall walrus]

What does the Enus Emerald look like anyways

[tired zinc]

it’s all preference

[tired zinc]

hi buddy

[mental nexus]

I’m proud of u gng

[jovial locust]

Facts

[jovial locust]

Yo yooo

[iron forge]

[gloomy zinc]

for you?

[gloomy zinc]

do you still remember me?

[iron forge]

Of course I do

[spiral dawn]

faggio mod

[tired zinc]

i drive like 20 cars bro

[iron forge]

it's only been like two days since I last spoke to you

[tired zinc]

W opinion

[gloomy zinc]

i see many of the homies i have talk to

[gloomy zinc]

fr, we should be friends right?

[iron forge]

You consider me a homie?

I mean I don't see why not.

Sure.

[gloomy zinc]

ye

[tall walrus]

How much does it cost to takeover LS car meet

[gloomy zinc]

you marked valorant as your favorite game?

i do play val too

[iron forge]

[gloomy zinc]

im currently immo 2

[iron forge]

MAN

Wish that was me G

[gloomy zinc]

playing it from beta

[gloomy zinc]

whas u?

rank

[jovial locust]

Idk

Wym

[tired zinc]

like 50k

[iron forge]

Just got back to Bronze II after suffering the whole act

[jovial locust]

That ain’t bad ngl

[true valve]

50k I think

[fiery obsidian]

CAYO IS PISSING ME OFF

[iron forge]

and getting like some comm bans cause I argued with dickhead teammates

[gloomy zinc]

damn

[worldly karma]

Hey can anyone on the PS4 platform help me sell some mc business and possibly warehouse cargo?

[tired zinc]

in gta 50k is literally just ammo

[gloomy zinc]

wsg?

[fresh magnet]

@worldly karma, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @tall walrus

[jovial locust]

That is true

[tired zinc]

bro i’m so sick of how not all 30 players can be in a ceo or mc

[tall walrus]

fr

[iron forge]

eyup

[jovial locust]

I’ve never seen that issue before what’s the max in a ceo like 8 or some

[gloomy zinc]

just change the session son

[jovial locust]

Ig so it’s not so over powered ig

[fleet crane]

does nightclub location matter?

[elder basalt]

is there a faster way to source hangar cargo? Spending 10 mins for 1 cargo does not make any sense to me

[tired zinc]

nah

[gloomy zinc]

it eats rockstar servers

[tall walrus]

Find more people to help you source cargo

[fleet crane]

??

[jovial locust]

Can’t have 20 mofos as red dots running around

All in one ceo

[tall walrus]

It doesnt matter really

[elder basalt]

so no passive income? damn

[fleet crane]

should i go with the cheapest one?

[jovial locust]

My best guess if I’m right

[tall walrus]

If you want

[fleet crane]

so which one is the best

worth buying

[terse oracle]

i sent tons of tickets that my account have been hijacked and still i didnt get unban

[tall walrus]

Depends on which part of the map you are in the most

[terse oracle]

someone help pls?

[tall walrus]

this server aint affilated with rockstar

[harsh mesa]

50$

[jovial locust]

A can of tofu and we call it even

[harsh mesa]

75$

[mental nexus]

Nice gng

I honestly like joggers but

This ain’t the place to sell shit gng

!rule 10

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@mental nexus

[autumn valley]

oh mb

[jovial locust]

Tellem @fresh magnet

[mental nexus]

Np gng

[autumn valley]

lol

[nova fulcrum]

So a notification keeps appearing called saving failed

what is that

[jovial locust]

Bad internet

Happens when it spikes

[autumn valley]

it doesnt save ur game i think

[jovial locust]

ball knowledge

[nova fulcrum]

I’m gonna go look at jennifer connelly pictures

[jovial locust]

Are you on WiFi ?

[nova fulcrum]

until it saves

[nova fulcrum]

yeah

[jovial locust]

Go too WiFi

And forget it

Then reconnect

[nova fulcrum]

😑

[jovial locust]

In WiFi they’ll be an option to forget disconnect or connect click forget

[mental nexus]

Gnarly.

[jovial locust]

Do that when ever you have game issues also it sometimes swaps ip addresses if that’s the issue

[nova fulcrum]

ok

After this client job

[humble star]

Does anyone know if I get gta enhanced on pc steam, if I could still play gta with anyone on PC?

or like does it work with fivem

[gloomy zinc]

bro is trained for something else 💀

[ivory pendant]

is one of the Military cap Stolen Valor? like one of the caps have a Sergeant First Class Badge

[jovial locust]

Or changes MAC address

[gloomy zinc]

chill out hes not a software engineer

[barren summit]

[autumn valley]

lol

[barren summit]

what message got deleted 🤔

[gloomy zinc]

he was telling about some icon save shi

iykyk

[foggy jacinth]

Gu gu ga ga

[gloomy zinc]

pavel in the chat bois

[jovial locust]

Ikykhdk

[foggy jacinth]

Hell yeah kapitan

[remote temple]

Penguin?

[jovial locust]

I think it’s “baby sounds”

[median meadow]

Pavel 😬 did you clean the sub today

[foggy jacinth]

[remote temple]

There is a penguin on insta known for saying gu gu ga ga and it was mentioned randomly so assumed it was that

Lol

[median meadow]

I’ll take that as a no

[jovial locust]

It’s a grown man in a baby suit

The original

[remote temple]

Nah this one is ai lol

[median meadow]

Or is it a baby in a grown man suit

[remote temple]

It Chinese

[jovial locust]

When I first heard it it was some candy wrapper spider thing

[tall walrus]

I got the pink diamond as primary target

[remote temple]

RIP off version the gu gu gaga i see is peak

[jovial locust]

With a slow “grown man voice saying gu gu ga ga

[remote temple]

Mines a child’s voice thank god I have the original one

[jovial locust]

Depends on what original we talking about

[graceful minnow]

You obviously can on console too but aiming with a controller is kinda ass

[remote temple]

Mines a penguin the real og I can guarantee it when did u first see this astronaut one

[jovial locust]

You gotta adapt to it like bane from Batman

With darkness

[remote temple]

I have never had this one btw the one your talking about

[median meadow]

Which Batman we talking here

[jovial locust]

The one where he blows up the stadium and shiii

[iron forge]

w ha t

[jovial locust]

It was a Role playing question I think

[iron forge]

Oh nah I said what because he worded his question so poorly lmao

[jovial locust]

I think he was asking. Does he need enhanced or legacy to play at 5M

Idk that’s what I thought out of it

[iron forge]

Don't think it matters on the version

[wheat python]

hi I'm new here.

[jovial locust]

If I was to do role playing for the first time gotta do rdr2

[iron forge]

As long as you have the game installed, FiveM can sideload the game's files

[humble star]

Asking if I can play with anyone on PC if I get it on steam

[iron forge]

....

[iron forge]

yeah that's a dumb question I ain't gon hold you bro

OBVIOUSLY

You can still play with people on PC

[jovial locust]

Was it a lfg question?

Seems like it a little

[iron forge]

like

[remote temple]

Got a warning lol?

[iron forge]

I literally have the Steam version and can still play with people, doesn't matter if you have the Rockstar Games version or not

[jovial locust]

Yea I heard epic sells gta and they can play with steam ig

[jovial locust]

Now ?

[iron forge]

No duh, it's just a different store front, it doesn't affect who you can play with

[humble star]

Well im new to ts so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[iron forge]

it's a common sense question dude

[leaden valley]

Anyone for human labs

[remote temple]

Nvm then u didn’t get one

[iron forge]

Not even, a common sense thing in general

[jovial locust]

No no I’m just chilling

[fresh magnet]

@leaden valley, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @remote temple

[iron forge]

You're thinking too hard on something that's very simple, just pointing it out cause that's how I am. As long as you have the PC VERSION, you can play with other people that are on PC, that's not that hard to figure out.

[jovial locust]

Especially with a quick google search ngl

[iron forge]

EXACTLY

Literally, common sense.

[jovial locust]

I use AI myself if it’s complicated like finding old drivers or doing something new

[iron forge]

You don't even need AI to help you find old drivers

[jovial locust]

True but it’s so much faster

[iron forge]

just search up your tech's name and you're good

[remote temple]

🧠 🚮

[jovial locust]

Facts I’ve spent all night up doing that before

But just throwing hardware ids and getting driver links is so much faster with ai

[remote temple]

If u have nvidea just use there app lol

[iron forge]

NVIDIA*

[remote temple]

Autocorrect

[jovial locust]

I’m talking for like a 2010 motherboard

[iron forge]

You can use Speccy to find that out

[jovial locust]

Heard I’ll remember that for future reference

Ty

[spiral dawn]

are modded hiests still a thing or is it safe now

[iron forge]

And FYI I ain't mean, I'm just very direct and blunt homie. Better to use common sense to figure stuff out, other people won't be as nice about that kinda stuff, I get you're new but 90% of what I know about tech and software is self-taught.

[iron forge]

Absolutely homie

[remote temple]

2010 hmm u should still be able to access it i see 2010 drivers on their app

[iron forge]

W h a t

Not everything has an app homie lmao

[remote temple]

At I can see them

[iron forge]

he did say motherboard drivers

depends on who made it too

[jovial locust]

I’m talking like chipset and old WiFi adapter and things in device manger not gpus but you right nvidia did do a good job on the drivers page

[remote temple]

For me they linked idk how but the are

[marble locust]

Who knows how to mod?

[remote temple]

🦖

😭

[jovial locust]

Can’t ask that here I think

[remote temple]

Yep getting banned for that shit

[iron forge]

get outta here with dat lmao

[jovial locust]

Thankfully I’m on a better newer board with windows 11 all I needed was intel ufi or what ever it’s called and updates do it

[iron forge]

UEFI

[jovial locust]

This was 2020 actives

[jovial locust]

Yea it finds the hardware ids and makes files or something

[remote temple]

Tech guy over here well I am not one speak I am also tech guy just not that good with names. But I know my shit

[iron forge]

Honestly, I wanna upgrade to the Pro version of Win 11 so I can have access to extended feature support.

[remote temple]

👍 very nice

[iron forge]

Coolio my guy.

[jovial locust]

If your lower class and build your own computers and do it for so long you learn a lot

Especially with finding older stuff and making it work

Sounds a lot better

[iron forge]

Check the channel I pinged you in Phantom

[remote temple]

I mean ik most do the tech names just i don’t know my acronyms that well kinda a dinosaur when it comes to this

[foggy jacinth]

Dayum

[valid shadow]

Who can help me please on gta 5 online for trophy's

[iron forge]

yo?

[foggy jacinth]

Yo

[pallid wave]

yo

[foggy jacinth]

Yo

[median meadow]

Yo

[pallid wave]

i love ur pussy

[tired zinc]

mods ban this guy

[fiery obsidian]

i finally did the cayo setups on my new acc

[past karma]

There is an admin here someone try to scam me?

[elder basalt]

Hey, will i use my upgraded vehicles if i purchase sales vehicles and upgrade them?

[pallid wave]

can help supercar

[elder basalt]

I remember if i purchase pizza bike i use my own for deliveries

[past karma]

Wdym

[elder basalt]

DM to modmail

[dusk snow]

Hi guys, I've been wondering, is there anyone here from europe who would like to have a hunting pack session since its in now ? I don't have any friends who enjoy minigames

[viscid moon]

what is Smoke on the Water Legal Work, is it the 5 deliveries ?

[primal escarp]

It is

[viscid moon]

thx

[nova fulcrum]

What are the fastest 5 electric vehicles in the game

I hate you mo lester

[tired zinc]

cyclone 2 is the fastest i think?

[nova fulcrum]

where’s that

[median meadow]

It’s only good for the rp just so you know

[tired zinc]

what?

[nova fulcrum]

where’s that cyclone 2

what website

[deft knoll]

Question, where do I report modders?

[viscid moon]

this is sad

[nova fulcrum]

you don’t

[median meadow]

Ye the moneys not worth it but you get 15k rp

[median meadow]

Legend

[viscid moon]

each 5 deliveries or only once ?

[median meadow]

15k for all 5

And you can do it each time

[viscid moon]

yeah yeah but only once ?

oh ok thats better

[tired zinc]

bruh

[median meadow]

Ye like once you complete all 5 deliveries you get the 15k

[median meadow]

He was asking what website not really a hard question to answer

[nova fulcrum]

damn it’s really expensive

[median meadow]

Ye it’s gta the economy is trash

[oak pilot]

yo y'all trynna slide

why is it slowmode 🥲

[barren summit]

[remote temple]

Tf I just read

[digital orchid]

would you rather live in Gotham City or Los Santos

[remote temple]

Los santos

[gloomy zinc]

los santos any day!!

[remote temple]

Don’t need joker drugging me

[gloomy zinc]

play story mode..

[remote temple]

But then again is it online Los santos or story modes los santos

[barren summit]

imagine Bad bunny or Eminem as dlc in gta vi

[median meadow]

Depends 🤔 am I a civ or a criminal

[remote temple]

Ik his dead

[digital orchid]

im gonna drive around in partybus with motomami

[barren summit]

[digital orchid]

civ

[median meadow]

Gotham

[remote temple]

Plus how am I supposed to be richest in Gotham city when Bruce Wayne exists

[elder basalt]

any good armored speed car other than kurama

[median meadow]

I’d live in Gotham and work 3rd shift so Ik I’m safe at all times

[remote temple]

Duke of death

[elder basalt]

faster

[remote temple]

Knight shark

[elder basalt]

faster

[remote temple]

Paragon r armored

[elder basalt]

anything faster?

[remote temple]

But the glass is a bit weak

[shell junco]

for the 3rd mission in avenger does the raichu have missiles?

[remote temple]

Paragon r is faster then kurma

[shell junco]

I can only use machine guns

[tired zinc]

what?

[median meadow]

When did pokemon get guns

[shell junco]

and it's hard to hit while going that fast

[shell junco]

avenger breakthrough missions

[remote temple]

I think so

[elder basalt]

how about champion?

[tired zinc]

don’t you don’t get that for the casino missions

[elder basalt]

is it any good?

[shell junco]

which button to press for lock on missiles

I only having machine gun right click

[viscid token]

Should you do the dr dre replay glitch or not?

[remote temple]

Yah u need to do casino missions for Agatha baker

[tired zinc]

no

[digital orchid]

if your on pc press tab to switch weapons

[tired zinc]

yeah that’s what i said

[viscid token]

Because

[tired zinc]

glitches r bad

[remote temple]

It easy though

[remote temple]

Did most of it with ap pistol

[viscid token]

Yeah i dont do it to Often cause it can make your game boring

[barren summit]

are you new

[median meadow]

If you’d like

[gloomy zinc]

stop ittt

[digital orchid]

what does it give u?

[barren summit]

gonna grind till I make 90m

[median meadow]

Money?

[barren summit]

[digital orchid]

bruh

[jovial locust]

^ what’s did I miss

[digital orchid]

i thought you get chrome dildos to put on your terrorbyte

[fair sail]

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[digital orchid]

how much

[jovial locust]

[jovial locust]

Jackkk

[late sparrow]

hey guys

[gloomy zinc]

bruh

[jovial locust]

Yooo

[obtuse forge]

[late sparrow]

so im trying to get the paramedic outfit for about 2-3 hours and i cant find people wh oare willign to join

[barren summit]

giys what car has imani tech to prevent lock on missiles

[gloomy zinc]

whats it

[barren summit]

whxih one is the best ?

[jovial locust]

I seen that

[digital orchid]

if i see anyone with chrome adder im fist fighting them

[obtuse forge]

stinger tt ?

idk i havent drove it

also did ben get banned yet (in-game)

[median meadow]

I’m about to send you a link in the dms for this

[late sparrow]

i just need some one who can join for like 20 seconds and leave bc i just need the outfit

[keen hearth]

Like a emerald

[obtuse forge]

you on legacy?

[late sparrow]

yeah

[viscid token]

Yes

[rich sluice]

When is the next dlc

[harsh mesa]

just got ragebaited in a lobby

[obtuse forge]

hmm im on e&e

[harsh mesa]

never thought id see this day

[rich sluice]

[jovial locust]

Shoulda spawned into a rc

[harsh mesa]

i was just sitting afk and some guy kept killing me.. when i killed him bro ran away in hakuchou drag

[viscid token]

What is best buisness

[dense epoch]

document forgery office

[viscid token]

Haha

[harsh mesa]

bro made me chase him around the whole map three times

[late sparrow]

grinding cayo for 230 hours

[obtuse forge]

do you not have a mk2

[viscid token]

Boring ass helllllll

[fiery obsidian]

how much is a mk2

[viscid token]

8mil

[jovial locust]

Ik exactly what you talking about

[obtuse forge]

6m

[harsh mesa]

hakuchou drag is faster than mk2

[fiery obsidian]

gayd damn

[gloomy zinc]

it was me

[obtuse forge]

[harsh mesa]

just know if i see u again im orbing u

sleep with both eyes open lil bro

[fiery obsidian]

k

[late sparrow]

wrong person

[gloomy zinc]

im good

[harsh mesa]

then bro called me a modder for job warping 💔

[late sparrow]

well it helped me get the mansion with all upgrades

[obtuse forge]

who got nuked

[jovial locust]

Shoulda orbed him then went off radar and ran to him that’s what I do

[gloomy zinc]

irl?

[harsh mesa]

some modder was also messing with me at the same time

[jovial locust]

Dammmm probably a team ngl

It be like that

Be one modder and 4 followers

[harsh mesa]

[obtuse forge]

some level 65 guy was driving around my coke bikes, i had map open half the time

[median meadow]

It’s cause they knew you were a lawyer

[mighty isle]

i woulda lagged out soon

[harsh mesa]

so u jump lawyers huh

[median meadow]

If they suing me hell ye

[harsh mesa]

watch out

[obtuse forge]

same but i didnt care in the end, if i get griefed then it is what it is. If it were counterfeit then i would definately lag out

[harsh mesa]

ill sue u AND wont insure ur cars anymore

[mighty isle]

u were selling doc forge?

[obtuse forge]

hell nah who does that business 💔

[barren summit]

got griefed by 2 opressors

[obtuse forge]

but i have to do it one day for career prog

[median meadow]

Oh no you’ll make yourself lose money

[obtuse forge]

surprising

[barren summit]

[harsh mesa]

good luck buying a whole new car instead of getting a replacement

[barren summit]

[obtuse forge]

just hit me up i will kill those pesky mk2s

[harsh mesa]

one was me

[harsh mesa]

i thought we were homies for life

[mental nexus]

The other was me

[harsh mesa]

[barren summit]

nah their aim was too good

[mental nexus]

Damn

[obtuse forge]

[mental nexus]

Straight up

[harsh mesa]

are u fucking saying my aim is bad

watch out lil bro

[mellow stratus]

Hi

[mental nexus]

U gonna let him talk to you like that?

[barren summit]

they were using aimbot

mods

[harsh mesa]

give ur user peasant

[obtuse forge]

im gonna start fully loaded VIP and come after you

[harsh mesa]

my orb says no

[digital orchid]

im riding my new bike tru the hood and some balla told me to get my btch ass outta here

[mellow stratus]

Hi malice

[obtuse forge]

well i make you lose some money atleast

[digital orchid]

smh

[barren summit]

😭

[harsh mesa]

so get ur bitch ass outta there

[obtuse forge]

hi F5bian

[mellow stratus]

Fabian what is that thing you wrote

[harsh mesa]

i'll just do a cayo replay after that

[alpine skiff]

MC/Ceo work 2 looking for 2 for mc deliveries

[harsh mesa]

cool

[obtuse forge]

F6bian

[mellow stratus]

Stop!

[harsh mesa]

m alice

[obtuse forge]

[mental nexus]

Ur alice?

[harsh mesa]

she is

[mental nexus]

What

[obtuse forge]

alice boutta smooch you all

[mental nexus]

Wait so bro is not a bro

Bros a sis?!

[mellow stratus]

No

[harsh mesa]

yeah

bro a sis

[mental nexus]

I be learning new facts everyday

[harsh mesa]

thank me later

[mental nexus]

NEXT day im finna get to know duviet is also a sis

[obtuse forge]

[harsh mesa]

duviet is lurking rn and is planning to ban u

[mellow stratus]

If a man can’t eat, how does he eat? 🧠✍️

[harsh mesa]

if eating is ur power, what are u without it