gta-online

[obtuse forge]

piccolo

[remote temple]

Good one

[lilac copper]

errrrm this chat is NOT about gta... stay on topic or i get angy

[elder scaffold]

I read the entire thing

[remote temple]

Get angry

[mental nexus]

Aura farming just to get his ass destroyed

[ionic vector]

griefing is so fun

[mental nexus]

Yeah back to gta

[remote temple]

I wanna see it

[elder scaffold]

On lfg

[mental nexus]

Ur bad at gta

[obtuse forge]

yes say gta rn or i snitch

[ionic vector]

back to griefing

[pliant socket]

Really dont care

[cold garden]

Care or get muted

[mental nexus]

Booty balls

[elder scaffold]

Can I get sum help

[mental nexus]

Lowkey online been very dry

[fresh magnet]

@elder scaffold, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[ionic vector]

therapy?

[obtuse forge]

ayo

[pliant socket]

Sorry boss

[lilac copper]

i will unleash my wrath

[elder scaffold]

No

[mental nexus]

Athena gon get you gng

[remote temple]

We all waiting for June

[pliant socket]

Son 😭

[ionic vector]

are you special needs

[mental nexus]

U can’t escape

[pliant socket]

Athena scares me ngl

[vague escarp]

i have no access to any

[remote temple]

Please do

[mental nexus]

She beats me already

[obtuse forge]

[pliant socket]

Yo what 😭

[ionic vector]

I will unleash my wrath and spam orb a rank 1

[mental nexus]

Yeah with a shoe gng

[vague escarp]

[pliant socket]

Oh

Be better with your wording

[ionic vector]

beats up WHAT

[mental nexus]

Me

[vague escarp]

nvm got it

[ionic vector]

oh you

[remote temple]

$20 down the drain

[ionic vector]

dont worry i got that weed money

[obtuse forge]

my man

[remote temple]

Bro funding gta 6

With these orbs

[ionic vector]

where do you think rockstar got their budget from

i have spent about 5 billion dollars on orbs

[fresh magnet]

@vague escarp, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @obtuse forge

[remote temple]

Believable with ur trigger happy finger

[pliant socket]

@lilac copper holy reaction

This gon get u banned fr

[lilac copper]

[ionic vector]

wow that country is banned

[pliant socket]

Yeah anyone got a ss?

[ionic vector]

ss of what

[obtuse forge]

the flag is there for kosatka

[pliant socket]

The reaction

[ionic vector]

what was it

oh ok

[remote temple]

Who the hell owns a arcade next to Mackenzie airfield god damn what location to have arcade

[pliant socket]

Flag of isr

[ionic vector]

whats wronf with that lol

[pliant socket]

Its a banned word lol

Try and type it

[ionic vector]

yeah i was wondering why

[obtuse forge]

international space research?

[pliant socket]

Correct

[obtuse forge]

[ionic vector]

what did isrel do to this server

[pliant socket]

Its an ongoing war

[ionic vector]

they stole sharkcards

Iran

[pliant socket]

And he could be putting racist notes as "jew" is a meme.

[lilac copper]

irl griefers

[obtuse forge]

it ended bro trust me

[ionic vector]

iran isnt banned

[remote temple]

We went from anime to politics nice

[obtuse forge]

so isnt pakistan

[lilac copper]

gta yes

i love gta

[ionic vector]

yes they grief kids irl

which is bad

[remote temple]

To late

[obtuse forge]

sounds sus

[spring lava]

If you are a shark card buyer you are the reason gta 6 is coming out so late and why we get slop uptades for gta online

[ionic vector]

is pakistan in the war too

[lilac copper]

[obtuse forge]

yes their own

[ionic vector]

With who

[tawdry cloud]

I ain’t buying no shark cards lol waste of money

[pliant socket]

Fr

[obtuse forge]

afg

[pliant socket]

Just do bogdan replay

[cold garden]

My bad, im not regretting my actions

[elder basalt]

does gunvan inventory reset weekly or daily?

[pliant socket]

Daily

[remote temple]

Since 2020

[ionic vector]

oh no not afg

[cold garden]

Location daily, contents are every Thursday

[elder basalt]

:(

[ionic vector]

flashbacks

[tawdry cloud]

I just mess around and sell weed and counterfeit I got 684.4 million

[obtuse forge]

man i want the bloody up and atom gun

[pliant socket]

Son what

[ionic vector]

they should add atomic bombs to gta online

[pliant socket]

Ik counterfit cash is good but its not that good

[ionic vector]

so that we can spread democracy

[pliant socket]

Nuke my nans then

[remote temple]

1.5 million max

[elder basalt]

i should start a weed farm

[spring lava]

You will regret getting gta 7 in 50 years

[obtuse forge]

[ionic vector]

no u

[tawdry cloud]

It’s double money this week 992k when full

[cold garden]

I'll be dead before then 🥀

[pliant socket]

Frig

[ionic vector]

bo

[remote temple]

Sell in public u get 1.5 million

[ivory pendant]

How to get short trip, It suddenly disappeared off my map

[rare elbow]

whats good?

[ionic vector]

dont sell in public if you want peace

[tawdry cloud]

Can’t be bothered there’s always 1 that has to blow you up for that 2k

[ionic vector]

good means something positive

[mental nexus]

I agree yeah

[remote temple]

U ain’t in my servers so I sell all I want

I do 🤣

[ionic vector]

nahhh gng i am peace

[elder basalt]

i just need to win 1 race today and i'll be able to get that ls car meet car :D

[rare elbow]

i bring positive vibes for sure lol

[remote temple]

Call me the devil if you want for selling solo in public

[obtuse forge]

so ghost org works on mc sell right?

[ionic vector]

no

[obtuse forge]

fuck

[ionic vector]

thats a ceo thing

[obtuse forge]

figured

[remote temple]

Says same person that said he would orb entire lobby

[obtuse forge]

oh 😭

[ionic vector]

i said the low levels not the entire lobby

[lethal cipher]

Yo is there a payout cap for casino heist glitch just like one exists for cayo ?

[remote temple]

What if they all low levels lol

[ionic vector]

1 by 1

murder them all

[remote temple]

Point proven then

[elder basalt]

this is probably not the best server to ask about glitches

[keen hearth]

Who isn’t.

[obtuse forge]

atleast off radar and imani off radar will work?

[ionic vector]

okay fine i am no peace

[keen hearth]

!glitches

[fresh magnet]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @keen hearth

[keen hearth]

man up.

[ionic vector]

off radar doesnt work

[obtuse forge]

bombaclat

i guess we praying

[tawdry cloud]

If I could go ghost while selling my mc business I’d give it a go but 9 times out of 10 you get attracted and blown up

[keen hearth]

never fear if someone destroys ur cargo

[ionic vector]

all i do is hover over people doing cargo in my upside down mk2 what's wrong with that

i protect people doing cargo

[obtuse forge]

🧢

[ionic vector]

by griefing them so no one else can grief them

[obtuse forge]

i knew it

[grave jacinth]

Someone was doing TS to me and I panicked and shot him down 😭

[obtuse forge]

you did good, look what he said next

[ionic vector]

good thing you did they were probably gonna fuck you up

[keen hearth]

at the end of the day, it’s just digital currency

[ionic vector]

nah once i actually felt bad for griefing a dude so i gave him a free 85 cayo

i dont know why i felt bad for a peasant

[obtuse forge]

[grave jacinth]

Cause you're a good guy

[ionic vector]

what i do is grief the entire lobby then start a cargo mission so they all come to me so that I can grief them again

[grave jacinth]

Nvm

[remote temple]

Deep inside yeh xd

[split whale]

yo dm if u wanna see something

[ionic vector]

Wtf

[elder basalt]

it will just be another modded account lol

[split whale]

what is on gta u dirty minded

[ionic vector]

no its gonna be pics

[obtuse forge]

princess bumblegum?

[ionic vector]

pisswaser

fine i confess i have been joking about griefing this entire time, i only kill people that come after me

[keen hearth]

we know

[obtuse forge]

[ionic vector]

Much love

[obtuse forge]

i dont joke

[ionic vector]

no joke

[tawdry cloud]

My bin keeps chasing after me

[ionic vector]

what

[obtuse forge]

somethings wrong with people today

il be back later 😭

[tawdry cloud]

Random human emoji

[ionic vector]

waiting

[tawdry cloud]

It’s always good to burp in a drink

[elder basalt]

man i hate how my session changes after every mission

[ionic vector]

its better to take a shit in it

[keen hearth]

Just become your session.

[tawdry cloud]

Not sure it’d taste too good lol

[ionic vector]

refined taste

[barren summit]

yikes

[tawdry cloud]

Fantastic it’s all yours 🤣

[barren summit]

[ionic vector]

who said i was offering

[barren summit]

[tawdry cloud]

no one but if you did I’d be kind and let you have it all free of charge

[ionic vector]

i would insist on paying

[tawdry cloud]

Can you post gifs on here

[ionic vector]

You need to level up i think

[icy violet]

Yo

[keen hearth]

Level 150

[remote temple]

Nvm

U can’t

[ionic vector]

be real

[keen hearth]

im being real.

i remember unironically listening to that song

[ionic vector]

Chicken wing chicken wing

I feel you man

[keen hearth]

ah

that took a turn

tell us about him

[ionic vector]

best friend

[ebon knoll]

Yo Unidentified

[ionic vector]

what

[spiral dawn]

hello

[obtuse forge]

are we still being chased by bins

im level 90 now

i think i already said it

[ionic vector]

yes you did

[rapid aspen]

im sure you do cutie

[ionic vector]

😋

[spiral dawn]

i take 50 no less

[final eagle]

hi

[rapid aspen]

hello

[cold garden]

Hit 3 digits

Thets too low.

[final eagle]

how to find current fun lobby like playing f to f parkour and sumos?

[obtuse forge]

i might faint

[final eagle]

how to lvl up?

[cold garden]

Do the 10x car wash thingy, levels goes up like crazy

[graceful minnow]

Then just don't faint?

[viral drift]

yo guys, i recently start playing gta online and i have only kosatka, arcade and im doing rn last dose missions, everything other things i dont have pay for bc i got them f.e. duke o'death, so i have a question, what should I do rn?

[obtuse forge]

doing it rn.. might have to do it 30 times

[graceful minnow]

How do you know, I thought you stopped playing

[keen hearth]

hit level 500

And maybe he’ll be high enuff

[cold garden]

Im just that skilled ig

[keen hearth]

how much munyun u got

[viral drift]

something above 2m

[graceful minnow]

Yeah ok snake

[pliant socket]

Get counterfeit cash factory

Its so good

[obtuse forge]

yo is the RP also double

i have max prod rn

[ionic vector]

I leveled up to 500 just by the rp you get by killing players

[keen hearth]

get u to uhh

5 mil.

[keen hearth]

do NOT

[obtuse forge]

you dont

[keen hearth]

PIORUN DO NOT

TAKE HIS ADVICE

[viral drift]

okay

[pliant socket]

Its good bro

[keen hearth]

he’s setting you up for academic and financial failure

[ionic vector]

you do

mental state system

[keen hearth]

you got 2 mil so
get to 5 mil then come back @viral drift

[keen hearth]

after u do the last dose missions get thy acid lab boy

[obtuse forge]

maybe in a deathmatch lobby but freemode nah

[keen hearth]

that’s what u need.

[pliant socket]

Get it now

He can buy it now

[ionic vector]

Dont listen to him get the document reforgery office instead

[pliant socket]

Dont listen to this guy

[ionic vector]

Dont listen to jack

[obtuse forge]

get gta5

[viral drift]

so, grinding cayo and sells acid?

[pliant socket]

Get rdro

[keen hearth]

yes sir nephew.

[remote temple]

Damn good advice

[pliant socket]

Yep

[keen hearth]

don’t get any mc business right now

[tired zinc]

hell yeah brother

[keen hearth]

you’re not equipped

[pliant socket]

Should I get bunker hmm

[tired zinc]

yeah bunker is good

[ionic vector]

piorun get the document reforgery office dont listen to all these bananas

[obtuse forge]

buy some expensive clothes

[tired zinc]

takes a long time to fill to

[keen hearth]

@viral drift block this one.

[pliant socket]

MOC good?

I lowkey wanna customize my cars

[remote temple]

Trolling on another level

[ionic vector]

no pioron DONT I AM TELLING YOU

[keen hearth]

not for making money, but for store a weaponized vehicle sure

[tired zinc]

i use my moc a lot tanks a crazy amount of missles

[ionic vector]

i made 300 million in 3 days

[tired zinc]

job?

[pliant socket]

Ye ima put a nightshark in there

[ionic vector]

document reforgery

[obtuse forge]

wow censor that i got scared

[ionic vector]

best business

[viral drift]

@keen hearth and what after collect 5m?

[tired zinc]

i’ve made 50 million from my bunker🤨

[pliant socket]

Get raiju :]

[ionic vector]

You buy a police car

[cold garden]

You r fired.

[tender quail]

how can i make some money rq? i’m missing a few businesses

[pliant socket]

Jokin

[pliant socket]

No

[ionic vector]

raiju is the best jet

[pliant socket]

Yes

[tired zinc]

wow malice i’m sorry

[pliant socket]

He speaks the truth

[obtuse forge]

pyro is the best

[pliant socket]

Son

[tired zinc]

finally some pyro love

[pliant socket]

Only if you can fly good

[ionic vector]

i spent like 2000 hours dogfighting in a raiju

[obtuse forge]

[pliant socket]

Its not great for low skill

[keen hearth]

so after u get ur acid lab from the LD missions
Do the fooligan jobs and buy the upgrade (750K)
so u can make the most profit out of the acid lab

you could also buy the agency too

[steel temple]

any way I can go back to the bogdan problem if I’ve went to the doomsday heist

[keen hearth]

if u don’t have that alr

[pliant socket]

Akula is so fun

[ionic vector]

you cant defeat a good raiju pilot because of vtol

[obtuse forge]

theres two jacks i thought i was talking to one

and both PS

[tired zinc]

too bad i never use helis

savage is the best tho

[pliant socket]

I use sparrow

[steel temple]

rare to find a good raiju pilot

[pliant socket]

If you have a kosatka get it

[ionic vector]

yes

[tired zinc]

i miss when everyone used the buzzard

[pliant socket]

I did NOT regret it, same with toreador

[ionic vector]

jack and jack are typing

[viral drift]

i was thinking about agency

[ionic vector]

I told you man invest in a document reforgery office

[tired zinc]

unidentified is typing..

[barren summit]

[pliant socket]

No

Get nightclub

[obtuse forge]

back in the day people used to use pyro, molotoks, lazer, hydra.. variety was fun

[ionic vector]

i use every jet

[tired zinc]

now it’s just rajiu

[obtuse forge]

yep

[ionic vector]

though raiju and lazer are my main

[tired zinc]

the old lazer was crazy..

[viral drift]

that was my second idea

[keen hearth]

The security contracts and VIP Contract are beneficial

[ionic vector]

for griefing yes it was crazy

[pliant socket]

Its good

[obtuse forge]

number 1 cargo destroyer

[tired zinc]

literally

[pliant socket]

Best paired with other businesses tho

[ionic vector]

backwards lazer + old cannons

[obtuse forge]

one swipe and days of work gone 💔🙏

[tired zinc]

one time you could spawn ur jet right next to you that was so good

[ionic vector]

thats how i like it nice and easy

[ionic vector]

that glitch still exists

[viral drift]

but, for this i dont need other businesses?

[steel temple]

I fw the raiju but I honestly expected more

[ionic vector]

i do fair dogfights only

merge

stealth is annoying as fuck in bad sport

[steel temple]

till a broomstick chases u around the globe

[ionic vector]

bad sport players deserve to get combat merged

[ionic vector]

just shoot them with the explosive cannons if in a jet

[obtuse forge]

there was some guy spam spawning his insurgent with his teammate recently.. idk what was going on. he didnt seem like a modder cuz i killed both like a lot

[viral drift]

@keen hearth so after last dose and fooligan jobs, i should buy agency?

[pliant socket]

No its just better with other businesses

[mellow stratus]

I am bugged in the bogdan problem, the map is empty and my teamate cant see me so i cant get in the avenger lol this happened multiple times

[obtuse forge]

is it good? whats the purpose

[mellow stratus]

???

[ionic vector]

yes this happens now you just need to get to the avenger without the map

[civic spear]

I need friends to play with 🫤

[viral drift]

so maybe i should buy agency and nightclub?
what do u think

[pliant socket]

!lfg

[mellow stratus]

Oh so its not bug?? Or how do we find each other

[fresh magnet]

@civic spear, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant socket

[obtuse forge]

@ionic vector is your bestfriend

[ionic vector]

It is a bug

Fuck no

[pliant socket]

Talk to zeke cuz idk much about agency

[obtuse forge]

[mellow stratus]

Omg man this game

[viral drift]

but in ur opinion?

[obtuse forge]

so you need team for it

[mellow stratus]

I never did the doomsday heist im just helping a friend

[mental nexus]

Buy both

[civic spear]

Thanks

[civic spear]

And why is that?

[mental nexus]

Agency and nightclub is good

[obtuse forge]

he likes new friends

and low levels

[civic spear]

Good to know

[ionic vector]

I dont like men i dont like men

control

[mental nexus]

My duo is absolutely horrendous

Fucked up so bad

[obtuse forge]

[mental nexus]

Elite on the line poof

[viral drift]

i just typed this

[civic spear]

Uhhh what

[ionic vector]

i will show you how democracy works in gta online

[civic spear]

K??

[obtuse forge]

demo-crazy

[ionic vector]

What rank are you

[obtuse forge]

haha 😂😂💦💦💦

sorry

[granite saddle]

Do you guys have a good crew?

[mental nexus]

[timber pelican]

so guys im pretty new to gta online i play on pc enhanced, ive got a nightclub and bunker and i did cluckin bell once so what should i do to earn some money im lv 31

[mental nexus]

Yes join suz

[ionic vector]

for griefing yes

[mental nexus]

Dax

[timber pelican]

alr

[ionic vector]

No tax

not dax

[obtuse forge]

Dax is a weirdo but he pays well

[timber pelican]

alr

[obtuse forge]

badankbadank

[ionic vector]

dax got that good stuff

[timber pelican]

how hard r his missions

[civic spear]

I think around 50-60

[timber pelican]

and how long do they take and pay

[mental nexus]

Badankdooo

[ionic vector]

heh

Fresh meat

[mental nexus]

A lot of time and lotta moneys

[barren summit]

yoo nicholas

[civic spear]

Uhh “heh”?

[ionic vector]

heh heh

[barren summit]

wzzg bro nick

[civic spear]

Dam lol

[mental nexus]

Yo wsg gng

[barren summit]

nothing much gng

[keen hearth]

go to the A on the map

[ionic vector]

i love low levels

[keen hearth]

do the knoway missions

[civic spear]

What’s your rank

[kind kernel]

Hi

[ionic vector]

475

[mental nexus]

No

[civic spear]

Damn

[mental nexus]

He hasn’t done Dax yet

[keen hearth]

Yes.

[mental nexus]

Let bro do his Dax shit

[keen hearth]

Fuck dax

[mental nexus]

Get high

[ionic vector]

do the martin madrazo missions instead

[timber pelican]

👍

[mental nexus]

Nah fuck knoway gng

[ionic vector]

best payout

[civic spear]

I love griefing

[keen hearth]

no frick YOU

[mental nexus]

Shit doesn’t pay

[keen hearth]

another one of these

[kind kernel]

Stop

[ionic vector]

WHAT

[keen hearth]

[mental nexus]

Fucking 5 bucks

[obtuse forge]

omg

[civic spear]

lol

[keen hearth]

Its actually 5.25

get it right

[ionic vector]

i need you

[rapid aspen]

I said something nice, not expensive

[civic spear]

… k ig lol

[keen hearth]

them gas prices

[keen hearth]

yall watch out

[ionic vector]

tell iran to open the strait

[uncut sapphire]

For the smoke on water is it only car wash

[civic spear]

Fr

[obtuse forge]

all this time i thought it some innocent guy turned out to be unidentified 2.0

[ionic vector]

just the low level i needed

[civic spear]

What car should I get

[ionic vector]

Mk2

[civic spear]

Alr got it

[obtuse forge]

[ionic vector]

you are a griefer your only website should be warstock delete everything else

[civic spear]

lol

[ionic vector]

im serious

[civic spear]

Anything other than the mk2

[ionic vector]

Orbital cannon

[keen hearth]

LoL

[civic spear]

BET ( they need to add that)

[ionic vector]

its already in the game

facility

[civic spear]

i dont got it 🫤

[ionic vector]

learn how to orb spam peasants

[civic spear]

i need to get that facility

[ionic vector]

grief until you have enough money

[civic spear]

or spam cayo

[ionic vector]

whatever works

[verbal flax]

Selling counterfeit cash rn

[ionic vector]

irl?

[verbal flax]

no

[civic spear]

how much money you got?

[ionic vector]

I dont know i had like 400 million last time i played this game

it was for the orbs and bst

[civic spear]

DAMN

[errant peak]

wym bro

[civic spear]

ahem

yea i had around that too

[ionic vector]

and ammo and insurance money

[verbal flax]

guys how to get money

[ionic vector]

wym wym bro

[ionic vector]

screw over people and become the villain

[errant peak]

how the hell do u get money by griefing

[ionic vector]

2k every time you grief cargo

and stop people from doing ceo activities like headhunter

[verbal flax]

I'll list my routine

Stash house, security contract, clucking bell, dr dre, acid sell, clucking bell

[errant peak]

might aswell rob stores bro

[ionic vector]

that isnt fun because you arent screwing real people over

[verbal flax]

?

[keen hearth]

npcs are real people

[keen hearth]

where’s ur uhh

[ionic vector]

haha i meant the peasants that play this game

[keen hearth]

cayo at

?

smack a knoway mission on there too

extra 625k

Alpine you’re slacking.

[verbal flax]

Idk how to do...

[keen hearth]

buy that kosatka

[ancient canyon]

Any open wheel races this week?

[verbal flax]

I have the finale set up just can't do it

[ionic vector]

spam act 2 b2b for infinite money then become a griefer

[keen hearth]

Why can’t u do it alpine

[errant peak]

wym

[keen hearth]

Where’s your confidence

[verbal flax]

Idk how to play it

[keen hearth]

YouTube alpine..

look up a route

[ionic vector]

Shoot el rubio in the head thats how

[verbal flax]

help?

[keen hearth]

go on YouTube

look up a cayo Perico route

[verbal flax]

I djd

But I messed up the set up missions..

[ionic vector]

then restart

call pavel cancel the heist scope out the drainage tunnel

[errant peak]

look up on yt

[verbal flax]

67

[ionic vector]

brainrot

[verbal flax]

67

I just spam dr dre

[ionic vector]

roblox player go play steal a brainrot

[obtuse forge]

[verbal flax]

I also suck with the bunker

[obtuse forge]

anything but 67

[verbal flax]

I purposely destroyed my product because I don't wanna do it

[ionic vector]

this guy is even more deranged than me

[verbal flax]

Fr

[obtuse forge]

he griefs himself

[verbal flax]

Fr

[ionic vector]

this is new now

[verbal flax]

I had like 500k worth of product

[cold garden]

What location?

[verbal flax]

The free one..

[cold garden]

You're not wrong.

[verbal flax]

OK listen I'm not driving 12 miles

[fleet crane]

professoro 67

[pliant socket]

Just do it vro

500k is easy money

[verbal flax]

no😭

[cold garden]

Relocate to Farmhouse location

[pliant socket]

Lazy ahh

[obtuse forge]

[verbal flax]

Fr

[ionic vector]

this is my worst nightmare how will i grief if people just grief themselves after seeing me fly towards their location

[vagrant wigeon]

for what business

[frosty hound]

Its easy

[outer horizon]

is the hakachou drag worth it

[uncut sapphire]

Is the smoke on water really worth the xp

[keen hearth]

Yes

[pliant socket]

Yes if you have free upgrade

[keen hearth]

Goated vehicles for time trials

[ionic vector]

get an mk2 instead and start griefing

[verbal flax]

I only do dr dre and sell acid

[obtuse forge]

for time trials

[frosty hound]

Yes

[vagrant wigeon]

what even is smoke on water

[pliant socket]

I hate this week's one

[vagrant wigeon]

where do i start it

[pliant socket]

The start is so annoying

[uncut sapphire]

Is it just the car wash if so how long do you wait until the xp

Whats that

[verbal flax]

Can someone give me a good routine to grind

[outer horizon]

oppressor?

[vagrant wigeon]

for cayo?

[steady cloak]

Someone doing CCM doomsday

[verbal flax]

no

[fresh magnet]

@steady cloak, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @warm blade

[vagrant wigeon]

for what? life?

[pliant socket]

Its bad advice

[verbal flax]

no like when I get on what things should I do

[uncut sapphire]

Is it a one time thing if not how long does it last and what do I eat

[obtuse forge]

i got all the 74 peyotes

[pliant socket]

How much xp?

[uncut sapphire]

Ty

[vagrant wigeon]

races ig no clue

[verbal flax]

[vagrant wigeon]

what do you get for getting em

[obtuse forge]

380K.. 5K per peyote

[pliant socket]

Shi

[uncut sapphire]

I mean its 5k xp ×2 its like 1 and a half levels
Is it worth it fr

[pliant socket]

Thats good

[verbal flax]

Six sevonds

[tall sundial]

how can i contact with the admin of this server ?

how can i contact with the admin

[uncut sapphire]

Mane I js want pizza delivery back
Best 4x recently

[cold garden]

Dm @pallid plover

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[verbal flax]

[obtuse forge]

the once in the oceans are aids tho, and i was doing during that weird ass piss filter

[graceful minnow]

DM Directly to @cold garden

[faint spear]

Ok chil

[graceful minnow]

It will be hilarious trust

[pliant socket]

She will actually do it

[graceful minnow]

Hi tracey

[verbal flax]

[obtuse forge]

for money yeah pizza was good

[vagrant wigeon]

hazar

[verbal flax]

[mellow stratus]

In the future divorce papers can i technically put my name down as “John Pork”?

[remote temple]

Broomstick
Mk1

[graceful minnow]

[graceful minnow]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[obtuse forge]

John pork died

[verbal flax]

The oppressor mk1 is better than the mk2

[obtuse forge]

[graceful minnow]

The faggio mogs all

[verbal flax]

The Nero custom mogs all

[obtuse forge]

hsw faggio when

[graceful minnow]

We need an imani tech hsw faggio update

[verbal flax]

How to do last dose

And first dose missions?

[obtuse forge]

go to dax

[elder basalt]

no you have to go to the freakshop

and talk to dax

[verbal flax]

Ok thanks!

[obtuse forge]

if you dont have the freakshop then go to big R

[verbal flax]

Your a freaky shop

[cold garden]

No

[obtuse forge]

i know

[elder basalt]

First dose 5 missions > last dose 6 missions > 10 call jobs to max out the acid lab

[pliant socket]

Yes

[verbal flax]

I'm selling documents forgery right now

[plucky helm]

takes 3 days irl if u go at a decent pace tbh

[barren summit]

you were kicked from this gta online session by other players FU**IN MODDERS AHHJJHH

[faint spear]

Other way round

[verbal flax]

Guys my friend told me the documents forgery was the best business

[faint spear]

1st Dose has 6

Last Dose has 5

[faint spear]

Lmao

[barren summit]

[verbal flax]

?

[faint spear]

He is trolling

It's the worst

[plucky helm]

best business is replay

[verbal flax]

Liar

I trust me friend more than you i will grind documents forgery

[plucky helm]

yes

[faint spear]

Bro got gaslight

Rip

[plucky helm]

eh, let him grind for a bit

[verbal flax]

There's no gas in my light

[plucky helm]

it'll be funny lul

[faint spear]

Can more from acid than doc forg

[verbal flax]

Nope documents forgery is better than every business

I got the most expensive one too

[plucky helm]

yes, yes, it is
sure it is

[verbal flax]

• upgrades

[plucky helm]

eh, at least he's progressing quickly
already at denial lul

[verbal flax]

I have 3.2 million from documents forgery

And clucking bell

[plucky helm]

yes, yes, you do

[elder basalt]

must have had so much free time grinding the crap 😭

imagine how much you would have made with counterfiet or coke or meth

[verbal flax]

Documents forgery is the best tho

[elder basalt]

best at wasting your time

[verbal flax]

My friend said it gives 800k every sell

[faint spear]

It does not

[pliant socket]

Its so bad bro

[faint spear]

No business gets even close

[verbal flax]

Not true

[faint spear]

Actually

Acid gets the closest

With 527,740

Every 3-4 hours

[verbal flax]

Documents forgery on top

[elder basalt]

the level of delulu is off the charts with this one

[plucky helm]

look here, alpine... you can google it, youtube it, do whatever you want to research
before that, please don't state your thoughts here any longer

[faint spear]

This is the worst attempt at trying to rage bait ppl or just to annoy them

Many have done this before lmao

Just became normal atp

[verbal flax]

My friend also said the agency is bad

[plucky helm]

ur mom's fat ahh is bad...

[somber burrow]

Wow,mom jokes in 2026

How original

[plucky helm]

yeah i'm still stuck in 2016 sadly...

[verbal flax]

OK guys

And women-uys

I think that the agency is the best business

Agency > Cayo

[tired zinc]

no

[verbal flax]

yes

[faint spear]

Well the Kosatka it's even a business

So you are right

[tired zinc]

agency is boring

[verbal flax]

Agency is better still

[charred delta]

bro yall where can i get help for lscm race?

[fresh magnet]

@charred delta, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[verbal flax]

Also you probably are burned out from all the cayo you've been doing

Calling the game boring when you literally have only done cayo

[tired zinc]

i’ve haven’t done a cayo in months

[charred delta]

@faint spear which channel for it? i send msg in other lfg it gives me warning

[verbal flax]

I have haven't done cayo in months?

[faint spear]

Vehicles

[charred delta]

ok, ty

[tired zinc]

agency is still very boring

[elder basalt]

i prefer agency over cayo

[verbal flax]

Same

Agency is cheaper

And has a lower cooldown

I prefer documents forgery over cayo

[elder basalt]

and more and faster $ for solo runs

[verbal flax]

Fr

You can theoretically do 2 dr dre contracts in the time it takes for cayo to do 1 and be off cooldown

[shut field]

dr dre replay gitch lol

12m in an hr

[verbal flax]

Ok buddy.

[shut field]

??

[elder basalt]

i prefer shooting my way through the guards

[shut field]

if ur in pc and u wanna spam the dr dre or in console it would literally be dumb to spam the whole contract aside from the replay glitch unless u wanna play no glitch

[verbal flax]

Guys I have only $8m

[graceful minnow]

Dr Dre replay vs Cayo panther on hard mode replay

[barren summit]

humane labs fun to do but team mare keeps getting spotted

[unborn iris]

wsp guyhs

[graceful minnow]

Humane lab raid except the pilot never knew how to fly high enough to avoid the emp pulse

[barren summit]

[graceful minnow]

Wuzzup, good morning, good afternoon, good evening

[elder basalt]

the only reason i have not done the og heists is because of stupid randos

im done with playing heists with randos

[barren summit]

yo wzg gng

[dusty lion]

once had a guy die to the chopper's rotors

[graceful minnow]

You just have to push through, they make some good content

[forest shadow]

Good day fine people
How's everyone's day going?

[boreal gull]

sorry for interrupting . is there any safe lobby i can join for selling?? .how to if yes

[barren summit]

[barren summit]

no

I got into a lobby of a modder who kicked everyone out

[boreal gull]

such a big server and no lobbies :((

[graceful minnow]

I mean you could sell in a private lobby, but if you're looking for the high demand bonus you just gotta pray

[unborn iris]

wsp

[graceful minnow]

The server's crew host sell session once in a while but it's been getting less and less members joining

[dense epoch]

no…

[uncut sapphire]

How do I enable job blips like the blue things on the map

[dense epoch]

theres a cooldown on replay glitching

[boreal gull]

its tough man but i see crew lobbies exxist too like . like that is exist??

[dense epoch]

aftef 2-3 it stops working and ypu have to wait like 40mins

[shut field]

the cooldown is 4-5m

[graceful minnow]

Interaction Menu -> Preferences -> Map blip option

[shut field]

1 million per 5 minutes thats 5 million per 25 mins

[dense epoch]

typo

[graceful minnow]

Dr. Dre replay I'd say is more boring than cayo with less pay if you already have a solid cayo waiting

[uncut sapphire]

Ty

[dense epoch]

the only way you can have no cooldown is dns blocking but im too lazy

[graceful minnow]

Then having to listen to the same Dre music again and again while driving him to the heli

yUh KeEp FaLlIn Up

[dense epoch]

i js have a podcast or spotify playing over it

[elder basalt]

i dont have a solid cayo, never seen one if im being honest

and dre is a gauranteed 1mil

i always end up with either a tequila or necklace

and for whatever reason, i dont get that dre music lol

my drive is silent no music, no radio

[obtuse forge]

for replay?

[elder basalt]

replay?

[obtuse forge]

[elder basalt]

i only get tequilla/necklace with 2-3 gold or bonds with 0 0 gold and 1 painting

[dense epoch]

wait 3 days after your last cayo

[elder basalt]

and its boring so i stopped doing cayo

[dense epoch]

its increase diamond odds

[elder basalt]

what about gold?

[dense epoch]

its a easy 1.7 mil per run

[dense epoch]

i do solo

[elder basalt]

:0

[dense epoch]

i mean get the gold for the extra 500k if you want

but i dont see the value

[elder basalt]

i'll have to try waiting then

[obtuse forge]

well pink diamond is 10% so it is less likely to get

[final eagle]

Can someone help me

[elder basalt]

i have a necklace prepped with 3 golds but im too lazy to find someone to help me with it

[dense epoch]

isnt it like 30 or 40 after 72 hours

[final eagle]

Tell me how to play sumo ftof Parkour

Anyone knows?

[obtuse forge]

after 72 hours its 20%

ruby necklace is 40%

as well as bonds

tequila 0%

[graceful minnow]

Honestly I'd rather not wait 3 irl days for a better chance at pink diamond, just keep doing it normally and you will eventually get it, with some bonus money instead of waiting 3 days to keep flipping coins

[elder basalt]

if i cancel my prep that i completed 3 days ago, will it count towards 72 hours?

[graceful minnow]

If you cancel it now, the 72 hours will only start then

It doesn't care the moment you paid the setup fee, as long as it's there, 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, it stays and the RNG reset never comes

[obtuse forge]

just ask

[elder basalt]

if im being honest i do not like cayo even 1 bit

too many bugs

[obtuse forge]

[graceful minnow]

Like what

Nothing game breaking like the casino's tunnel if you ask me

[obtuse forge]

cayo best heist tho

[elder basalt]

double guards, car spawning on top of me, guards get alerted without me doing anything, double bosses, transaction not going through but prep getting consumed, etc

a couple days ago when i was helping afriend, we got 4x the guards

[graceful minnow]

Never seen those before

[elder basalt]

ikr

[spiral dawn]

cayo too buggy

[obtuse forge]

you only kill guards that are necessary to kill

[spiral dawn]

dr dre works for me rn

[elder basalt]

for how much?

[obtuse forge]

other than that car spawning and stuff.. im not sure. never had those

[graceful minnow]

Why does that sound like you're doing this heist loudly, not stealth

[elder basalt]

i land in an already alerted compound sometimes

[obtuse forge]

enter through the drainage tunnel

[elder basalt]

thats how i enter every time

[graceful minnow]

Yeah no chance, unless you're playing with someone else and they triggered the alarm before you even loaded in lol

[elder basalt]

1.5gb fibreoptic

[hoary maple]

i can solo it

[elder basalt]

I can solo it as well. I was just trying to grt me friend some money

Since he doesnt have any decent business yet

Idk how fast his wifi is but hr plays battle royale games so assume its at least 250mbps?

[hoary maple]

nice

[elder basalt]

250 mbps is not that bad

[tired zinc]

i get 25 mbps🥲

[hoary maple]

btw can i join ? i dont wanna wait cooldown

[obtuse forge]

you are xbox

[granite kelp]

lol

[elder basalt]

saving it for the friend. We didnt end up finishing it hes still broke af

[mellow stratus]

Beep beep

[obtuse forge]

i mean as long as its stable its good enough. yeah downloading sucks

[granite kelp]

[granite kelp]

my is 1346 mbps

ultra fast

[slate urchin]

why when we're exiting through the mantrap in the diamond casino heist we glitch out

[fiery mountain]

xdf

hi guys

[final eagle]

.@obtuse forge

[barren summit]

wzzg chat

[mental nexus]

Booty

[barren summit]

Ayo

[mental nexus]

Wsg

[barren summit]

wzzg gng

[mental nexus]

What do I even do in gta atp

[barren summit]

its me shadow mo...

[barren summit]

do some heists with friends gng

[mental nexus]

Yeah I know who u are

[barren summit]

🥶

[mental nexus]

I remember my mfs

[barren summit]

💪

[mental nexus]

Nobody on chat

[barren summit]

do you guys know jelly

[mental nexus]

Yes

Jelly

[barren summit]

yep just the 2 of us

[mental nexus]

Yup

[barren summit]

man I had a guy griefing me with opressor then did a death match and obliterated him using marksman

[mental nexus]

Listening to peak music rn

[barren summit]

1st person pov so good for 1v1

[mental nexus]

Oh no athena

[barren summit]

who are you listening to?

[mental nexus]

SEVENTENN THIRTY EIGHT

IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLO

[barren summit]

my reels on Instagram is Justin biber performance at coachella

[outer horizon]

is there other method to gain level fast im getting bored delivering weed

[barren summit]

10x rp

[mental nexus]

Nah it’s still delivering weed

[mental nexus]

CEO crates

[barren summit]

wait really dayum didnt know

chat is so dead rn

[mental nexus]

Yuh

[cold garden]

Then stop killing it

[barren summit]

Athena Is here gng

[barren summit]

how was invincible s4

[cold garden]

Disappointing.

[barren summit]

why?

[frail gyro]

If my nightclub gets too full, will I get raided? Or can I max out my supplies without too much worry?

[barren summit]

you may get raided

that's why you got security

[frail gyro]

How bad are raids? Will I lose everything?

[barren summit]

yes gbg

[ionic vector]

Chads defend it themselves

and eat shit afterwards

[real halo]

no be smart with your money

[fleet crane]

buying nightclub with all upgrade MAX worth ??

[real halo]

max out other businesses before

[late shadow]

Question
Can you use businesses/sell off product in an inv only session

[wintry river]

yes

[late shadow]

Sweet, thank you 🤍

[ionic vector]

yes be smart and do the act b2b replay glitch instead of grinding for money

[foggy jacinth]

Pavel

[late shadow]

Pavel

[ionic vector]

Pavel

[foggy jacinth]

Pavel

[cold garden]

Is pregnant

[minor marlin]

WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING PAVEL

[late shadow]

Pavel

[minor marlin]

Oh ok

[foggy jacinth]

No

[minor marlin]

Pavel

[ionic vector]

I see how you know

[cold garden]

Liar
#gta-online-mk2 message

[foggy jacinth]

Nahh thats fake

[mental nexus]

Pavel wtf u been doing

[real halo]

yo @mighty isle the other chat is better than this go back to the other general

[mental nexus]

W even got dr Dre here now

[foggy jacinth]

Trust me thats fakeee

[mental nexus]

How u keep on losing yo phone dawg

[ionic vector]

giving birth is a right

[real halo]

yeah I got unbanned

[slate haven]

Hi guys

[real halo]

bro the CIA

[mental nexus]

What did bro do

[mighty isle]

i was even talking

[ionic vector]

I support pavel with his priorities

[real halo]

idk bro

[orchid siren]

Guys do I get the apc

[cold garden]

Buy it off Warstock

[orchid siren]

I know

[cold garden]

Good for u

[nocturne stump]

lads does the act 3 glitch still work?

[real halo]

say wallahi bro

[ionic vector]

get the mk2 instead and start destroying cargo

[cold garden]

Be quiet

[orchid siren]

Some people jst be sped atp🥀

[ionic vector]

are you arab

[real halo]

yes

[ionic vector]

please spare me

[nocturne stump]

does anyone know how ot do act3

[ionic vector]

give me oil

[pliant socket]

Does vehicle workshop in MOC allow me to store vehicles

[ionic vector]

you just hack

[real halo]

wdym what do you want

[mental nexus]

You need to kill people there

[ionic vector]

you can even store jets in it

[real halo]

I got virgin oil if you want

[nocturne stump]

on ps mate, and i mean the glitch

[mental nexus]

And do some missions

[mental nexus]

Be a legit player

[cold garden]

Yes only 1

[real halo]

the extra virgin oil

[ionic vector]

I want your milk

Arab milk is good I've heard

[real halo]

milk of what

[ionic vector]

COW

[mental nexus]

Bro aren’t all milks the same gng

[real halo]

hell nah

[ionic vector]

Heh

[mental nexus]

How can it be diff milk bro

[pearl estuary]

Bro the bunny in Ur pfp looks like nuts on steroids. I think we need to change that

[nocturne stump]

no mate its called having a gf

[real halo]

bro there is a big difference between cow milk and whale milk

[mental nexus]

Oh I thought yall been talking bout just cow milk

In that case continue

[ionic vector]

preferably

[mental nexus]

Bros got love

[mighty isle]

what is this chat

[real halo]

and there is a difference not trying to be that weird guy but there is

[ionic vector]

cow milk preferably

[cold garden]

Don't ask and grab popcorn

[mental nexus]

Yeah he weird ngl

[real halo]

bro its a fact stop trying to say random shit

[nocturne stump]

dont be jealous mate

[mental nexus]

Athena starting to be an opp to anyone

[mental nexus]

I got one aswell gng

[blissful dagger]

I just got 8-0 on a guy and he sent me a message saying bye bye pussy and the orbital canoned me 😂 😭

[ionic vector]

anime e gf

[nocturne stump]

a gf is not a anime or anything fictional or online dating

[mental nexus]

I ain’t gonna engage cuz yall gonna just be declining shit

[real halo]

get back to mk2 chat

[ionic vector]

Use an upside down mk2 to grief them

[mighty isle]

dont tell me what todo

[real halo]

you said this chat is weird didnt you

[mighty isle]

i did

[real halo]

get back to the mk2 chat its less weird

[mighty isle]

but iam not listening to u

[mental nexus]

It’s more of a brainrot type shit

[real halo]

yes you didnt hear my voice

[mental nexus]

Ngl u getting flamed

[mighty isle]

[mental nexus]

Gng is gone