gta-online

[lavish slate]

I think?

[wanton quail]

i am mexican wtf you expect

[lavish slate]

wtf that’s broken

[queen flower]

ikr? just repeating cayo till the end of times doesnt seem fun

[outer horizon]

its also not in my mazebank forclosure

[lavish slate]

You’re meant to go through the cutscene at the airport

There'll be a yellow letter there

[queen flower]

M

[outer horizon]

whereeee

[jovial locust]

[mental nexus]

Atp watch a yt tutorial

[lavish slate]

Do you not know this map Brodie

[jovial locust]

I’ll ask ai if I got a question ngl

[lavish slate]

It’s the bottom left of the map

[mental nexus]

Even lester agrees

[lavish slate]

Either a tutorial or play the story mode 😭

[outer horizon]

ikr but idk where in airport

[still night]

Some people just play gtao without story mode

Missing out fr

[lavish slate]

It’s not inside the airport it’s just at the airport

[jovial locust]

Me

[lavish slate]

It’s a yellow letter at the airport

You go to it

[jovial locust]

I’ve beat story like 3 times already

[outer horizon]

im here and seem not to find it

[lavish slate]

Weird freaks 🥀

[still night]

So you did play it

[lavish slate]

Can you send a screenshot of your map in #gta-media

[jovial locust]

When I was a kid yea on a Xbox 360 with no internet

[lavish slate]

Real

[cold garden]

I will steal your house pets.

[elder basalt]

has rockstar every confirmed why they overcomplicate business entrances

[jovial locust]

I Remember updating gta 5 for the first time

[outer horizon]

done

[still night]

Still counts

[mental nexus]

No pls

[outer horizon]

did u see it i sended it

[jovial locust]

Ooo yeaaaa

They added first person with the updates

I played gta 5 before first person

[lavish slate]

@still night check gta media pls

[still night]

Yes ma'am

[mental nexus]

Gettin game

[austere egret]

what do the *'s mean next to the vehicles on the new #gta-news post?

[mental nexus]

It literally explains it

Read it

[lavish slate]

• means that the car can’t be bought at all unless it’s there

[mental nexus]

Huge letters and ppl asking

[lavish slate]

some people don’t read

[lavish slate]

you should see #gta-media …

[jovial locust]

Some people’s dads didn’t flip when they asked to many questions

I understand you tho

[cold garden]

English is difficult

[lavish slate]

Google translate 🌹

[jovial locust]

Smart glasses

[lavish slate]

Meta glasses

[uncut sapphire]

How good is the smoke on water xp and how do I start it

[iron forge]

that's a work based laptop gpu, it's not for gaming

[lavish slate]

Jarvis, translate this English post for me

[lavish slate]

you have to buy the business on maze bank foreclosure and you get 15k rp every 5 minutes I think?

[quiet widget]

xp 10x as well

[still night]

Put some respect over her

[jovial locust]

My dad had me hold the spark plug removed but connected off a lawnmower and he pulled the cord because I wanted to help

[uncut sapphire]

What business, and is the 15k rp with or without the 10×

[still night]

Gentleman, let's not do that to Transient Angel

[lavish slate]

I can’t stop laughing in bed

omg 😭

[lavish slate]

With the 10x

[quiet widget]

[lavish slate]

But you’ll make your money back easily

[still night]

Yes

[uncut sapphire]

What uh business is it

[lavish slate]

yes because I’m kicking my feet like a stupid dog

[uncut sapphire]

Proof?

[lavish slate]

smoke on the water

[still night]

PFFT

[lavish slate]

You need the car wash business first though

[lavish slate]

Get a job son

[uncut sapphire]

Ah car wash

[jovial locust]

10

[austere egret]

alright dawg calm down if you get triggered that hard then just dont answer lol

[uncut sapphire]

Im 14 </3

[lavish slate]

That doesn’t make it right

[still night]

💔

[lavish slate]

OH MY GOD

[mental nexus]

Gng im telling u to read innit

[uncut sapphire]

And still a joke my bar

[lavish slate]

WAIT THATS GEN ALPHA

THATS GEN ALPHA

[mental nexus]

It is that hard?

[uncut sapphire]

It isnr

[still night]

Gen alpha rising

[austere egret]

or u just could answer init

[uncut sapphire]

2011 is gen z

[jovial locust]

Unc

[austere egret]

is that hard

[mental nexus]

Dumb questions gng

[lavish slate]

Halo reach came out before you..

[jovial locust]

I just had too ngl

[austere egret]

just dont answer and who u calling gng 😂

[jovial locust]

Aaaa I just spice it up to make people laugh sometimes

[olive cedar]

Yo

[austere egret]

yeah cheers

[mental nexus]

Obviously you?

Im talking to you

[jovial locust]

Yea lol

[olive cedar]

First thing i read 💔

[austere egret]

no one in your gng dawg lmao

[mental nexus]

[mental nexus]

Gng relax

Triggered over a word btw

[austere egret]

lmao

[jovial locust]

Let me find something real quick time for a change anyway

[uncut sapphire]

World War one ended before you were conceived? Yes im young tf?

[still night]

????

[lavish slate]

It’s just hilarious

[mental nexus]

Man halo ain’t that ancient

What is gng sayin

[lavish slate]

Halo reach came out in 2010

[uncut sapphire]

Yeah?

[mental nexus]

This is young

[jovial locust]

How’s that

[lavish slate]

they were born after it came out 🥀

[still night]

Gta ain't young

[gloomy latch]

Hey when i go to click modmail it says it's a user i dont have access to?

[uncut sapphire]

She mentioned the fact I was born before a game

So I referenced something that happened before they were born

[mental nexus]

Ain’t no way

[jovial locust]

World war 3 before gta 6

[mental nexus]

Isn’t there a war already happening?

[jovial locust]

Yes

[lavish slate]

Kids will be born after GTA 6 just remember that

[mental nexus]

Yeh

[iron forge]

bro what

[warm blade]

Thats not really ww3

[mental nexus]

It kind is gng

[still night]

How so

[uncut sapphire]

It is

[plucky helm]

yes

[still night]

If there's a ww3, the world is over

[jovial locust]

It is bro trust me there’s a plan to affect everyone moving as we speak

[jovial locust]

But it is just not in nukes

[steel temple]

who can help me with the cayo Perico I bought the sub I gotta raiju for setups as well just needing a “ guide “ help

[jovial locust]

With power numbers

[plucky helm]

it kinda is rn
we have russia and ukraine, USA and Iran
both wars dragging more countries into it as well, especially the Iran one

[mental nexus]

Yeah and innocent life of children

America???

[steel temple]

I agree

[iron forge]

Gen Z spans further back than that

[mental nexus]

Gng

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @cold garden

[mental nexus]

U did not understand

[uncut sapphire]

Each person has a different opinion for sm reason
Ppl argue it ends at 2010 or 2012

[plucky helm]

doesn't mean 2011 isn't genz

[mental nexus]

Requested by: @cold garden

[plucky helm]

yes

[mental nexus]

It ain’t gng 2011 ain’t gen z

[plucky helm]

fine... it's alpha...

[cold garden]

A Mod is observing btw

[steel temple]

There is currently no world wore otherwise you’d be in it we will have one soon which would cause the world to end most likely

[mental nexus]

Thank you:) let’s get back to gta

Lets move on

[plucky helm]

yes

[mental nexus]

-duviet 2026

[sweet trellis]

is it not 09

[uncut sapphire]

No?? between 1997 and 2012. As of 2026,

[plucky helm]

if i want full upgrade for kotsava, how many m would i have to throw in?

[sweet trellis]

nice

[jovial locust]

Probably 3 mil ngl

[sweet trellis]

5-6mil

[rustic steppe]

yo can someone help me with misson dox the last one cuz im too bad at flying the plane pls

[mental nexus]

Oh no bans incoming

[plucky helm]

so it's around 6m
hmmm

[mental nexus]

Yup

[lavish slate]

Duviet has arrived

[wintry river]

@steel temple move on please

[mental nexus]

We should move on from this
-duviet 2026

[lavish slate]

“Duviet is listening”

[gentle cloud]

hiiiiii

[sweet trellis]

what does your bio mean

[steel temple]

for having an opinion? not sure what I did but for sure

[jovial locust]

Is duviet the mod ? Hello duv

[lavish slate]

WHAT IS THAT

[jovial locust]

Lmaoooo

[gentle cloud]

no hes patrick!

[mental nexus]

!rule 2

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 2

Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.

Requested by

@mental nexus

[lavish slate]

I can’t stop laughing 😭

[lavish slate]

CJ help

[steel temple]

I see I just heard someone say we had a world war atm and I just shared my opinion my bad ? 🤣

[steel temple]

I got u

[jovial locust]

Agreed Lester

[gentle cloud]

hiiii angel lol

[steel temple]

I’ll pass on that lol

[mental nexus]

Execution date tmrw

[steel temple]

all love here my man

[mental nexus]

This cannot be forgiven

[steel temple]

Enjoy ur day

[lavish slate]

I’m sobbing

guys one of my favourite cars in gta is the truffade adder

[jovial locust]

[still night]

Show me

[mental nexus]

Adder

Adder was fumbled on gta

Like crazy

[lavish slate]

No it wasn’t

[mental nexus]

It deserved to look good

[sweet trellis]

what about the thrax

[lavish slate]

Stop hating on the adder grrrrr

[mental nexus]

Thrax is good just not with the glitched exaust

[sweet trellis]

in general or just gta

[lavish slate]

I woke up in a new Bugatti! 🗣️

[mental nexus]

skrrrrrr🐬🐬

[sweet trellis]

damn which car type do you like?

[pallid trellis]

I blew up in my new bugatti!

[jovial locust]

“Andrew Tate’s for head lines intensified”

[silent wagon]

yall what offroad should i buy for time trials?

[lavish slate]

It’s decent

[iron forge]

yeah I know lmao, being a smartass

[jovial locust]

Ik you would like it

[mental nexus]

Terminus or the rs2000 evolution

[lavish slate]

why would you get an offroad for time trials?

[sweet trellis]

yaris gr sport

[lavish slate]

Why’s this dealer

[mental nexus]

Ball

Takin the piss

[sweet trellis]

wow

[silent wagon]

isnt the current tt an offroad track?

[lavish slate]

?

Show me

[sweet trellis]

wonderful opinion

[gentle cloud]

save your tears for another day

[lavish slate]

@silent wagon why don’t you use the drag bike

[silent wagon]

in sub rn so i cant, but its up left of alamo sea, goes through the mountain roads i think?

[lavish slate]

true

[jovial locust]

Show me 🗣️

[desert saffron]

u guys what’s the best car for racing

[gentle cloud]

bankai

[sweet trellis]

niobe good

[jovial locust]

Egg 🗣️

[desert saffron]

where can I buy it

[quiet widget]

I love dirt bike tbh

[sweet trellis]

luxury motorsports

[desert saffron]

Price?

[lavish slate]

How dare you recommend electric

[sweet trellis]

1.9 4.4 with hsw

[quiet widget]

me too I wish I can own one of them

[sweet trellis]

niobe isn’t electric

[silent wagon]

is niobe better than virtue?

[lavish slate]

It’s not?

[sweet trellis]

easily

[desert saffron]

bet appreciated

[lavish slate]

Yes

[rigid pine]

nope, it has a proper engine

[sweet trellis]

no it’s based of the I8 2015

[lavish slate]

But the virtue is basically free

[rigid pine]

tbf thats an hybrid

[prisma linden]

is the Credits AFK trick patched ?

[lavish slate]

it’s okay

[quiet widget]

Yup better than nothing

[gentle cloud]

i just realized gta shouldve added the feature of you running out of gas in online man

[lavish slate]

They mentioned that it wouldn’t work properly

[sweet trellis]

i don’t think the 2015 was

[quiet widget]

it's kinda cool but annoying over time

damn good pick bro

[desert saffron]

I can already feel myself grunting in pain while running out of gas mid mission

[gentle cloud]

you have fuel that runs out per 3-4 miles

[prisma linden]

is the Credits AFK trick patched ?

[sweet trellis]

what about when your in the banshee gts flying at 170+

[lavish slate]

Maybe an S14 or a GTR

Or something American

[gentle cloud]

1-2 miles then

[lavish slate]

Like a dodge viper or a 67’ chevy

[sweet trellis]

s14 is very nice

[lavish slate]

I’m buying the S14 soon

It’ll be my drift car

[quiet widget]

what about you dude?

[lavish slate]

Or maybe I’ll buy an R31

[median meadow]

10x gta and rp 😳 that sounds like a lot but I bet it’s still nothing

[gentle cloud]

hell no

[cold garden]

The $ is bait but not the RP

[still night]

🥹

[lavish slate]

$30,000 for driving in a van but 15k rp too

[sweet trellis]

nice what was the price looking like

[gentle cloud]

thena is that you

[cold garden]

No

[lavish slate]

$20,000-$30,000 AUD excluding the import fees

[gentle cloud]

dont lie to me thena...

[sweet trellis]

damn not bad what was it with the import fees

[quiet widget]

So, basically looks matter more than your wanted car "supra"?

[sweet trellis]

looks play a big role in cars

[lavish slate]

Idk the import fees

[median meadow]

I’m level 415 ion think I need to focus on rp anymore

[quiet widget]

and then just get a pagani penthouse

[median meadow]

I mean tbf it is “legal” work basically saying trash money

[sweet trellis]

7-12 thousand AUD

[lavish slate]

How did you find that

[sweet trellis]

it’s on average what it would be if it is japan to australia

[lavish slate]

On average?

[sweet trellis]

yeah with the shipping fees GST etc

a high spec good build will be 40k+ probably

[lavish slate]

They scale the price via weight, no?

[urban sandal]

Just play forza horizon if you love cars

[gentle cloud]

sleeps

[elder basalt]

hello

[kind prairie]

How much do u get now for the legal weed missions

[sweet trellis]

not in australia no

[lavish slate]

In Japan

[elder basalt]

is using voice attack against gtao TOS?

[lavish slate]

🧠

[mental nexus]

25k every 5 deliveries

[lavish slate]

Yeah

[mental nexus]

Voice attack

XD

[lavish slate]

Voice attack 🗣️ 🗣️

[kind prairie]

125k?!

[lavish slate]

I hate you!

[elder basalt]

voice activated macros

[still night]

What is bro attacking

[lavish slate]

I just voice attacked you

[mental nexus]

No

[sweet trellis]

no and i’m 95% sure of that

[mental nexus]

Gng 25k every 5 deliveries

[lavish slate]

okay buddy

[mental nexus]

Internet bomb

[elder basalt]

so like when i say armor, a macro will activate which will press L1>R3 to equip armor

[kind prairie]

Wait so 5k one time? Bruh

[mental nexus]

Yes but you also get a bonus if u do it all in time

Personally haven’t done it yet sooo

Ill update everyone once i do it

[kind prairie]

Yea I’m not gonna do it

[celest cosmos]

gta bro

[mental nexus]

Im gonna go do it for the sake of everyones sanity

[kind prairie]

Your a brave one for doing the second worst legal work

[mental nexus]

Dw gng i got Yall

[elder basalt]

nah i just such at missions where I have to deal with armed guards with cops on my tail lol i'll take every edge i can get

[inland rose]

You guys think we'll get the mr faber mansion heist this summer update or closer to gta 6's release?

[sweet trellis]

i doubt they’ll release a heist this summer

early access gta 6 could be a possibility

[lavish slate]

It’s confirmed to be this summer

[inland rose]

Confirmed? By whom?

[elder basalt]

just did the mission for casino heist where I need to get the laser drills from a military convoy. They snipe me from a distance and I dont have any ranged weapons for that range. Plus there are 4 star cops after me so doing it on my own is clsoe to impossible for me

[lavish slate]

sources from when the mansion update came out

[elder basalt]

in other words - i got skill issues

[still night]

Yes

[lavish slate]

Also the last update is gonna be the summer update most likely

[inland rose]

Nice

[still night]

Last update…

[lavish slate]

Most likely

[cold garden]

Finally no more updates.

[elder basalt]

dont say that

[lavish slate]

they’ll update it for the pc users

[still night]

Brah

[cold garden]

This sucks.

[elder basalt]

why pc users only? PC gamers makes the least money for them

[inland rose]

I wouldn't bet on that because gta 5 will remain a cash cow even years after gta 6's release, but the updates will definitely slow down. Maybe there won't be any new content, just patches

[lavish slate]

Plus if you’re familiar with GTA update schedules, they always have a summer update and a winter update

[lavish slate]

PC doesn’t make much on GTA 5 for them to pay any interest I think

[wheat hound]

Guys I made 1.55 mill with cayo solo

[barren summit]

LIKE WTF I KEEP GETTING SPAMMED BY OPRESSOR OR DELUXO

MY SKILLS 🥀

[barren summit]

nice

[wheat hound]

Private sessions

[still night]

Mk2 just shoot that thing

[barren summit]

the deluxo attacks when am driving or something

[wheat hound]

Why don't y'all play inv only sessions

[barren summit]

plus I can't change keybinds for opressor

its like ctrl to go up left shit to go down x to boost

LIKE WTF

[elder basalt]

does toreador have unlimited missiles?

[cold garden]

Yes

[elder basalt]

ty

[barren summit]

deluxo ?

[still night]

No

[cold garden]

30

[sweet trellis]

30 on that one i’m sure

[barren summit]

am tryna master opressor controls

[wheat hound]

How many missiles on vigilante

[elder basalt]

whats the best car to drive off from a flying avenger

[sweet trellis]

30 to i think

[barren summit]

because i sm not able to change

[barren summit]

30

[wheat hound]

Okay i bought it but forgot I need agency for missiles fo I'll have to buy that too

[sweet trellis]

agency for missiles?

[barren summit]

moc

[wheat hound]

Vehicle workshop

[barren summit]

🤣

[sweet trellis]

i’ve barely used my agency i know nothing about it

[wheat hound]

Yeah I need that for missiles

[sweet trellis]

and that does what ?

[barren summit]

how are you lvl 1035

[still night]

Prob modded

[sweet trellis]

aura i suppose

oh

[barren summit]

.

[sweet trellis]

useless to most

[wheat hound]

Do i get a hanger or mk2 first I have sparrow

[barren summit]

yep for modders

[sweet trellis]

sorry i don’t use the agency

[sweet trellis]

hanger

[sweet trellis]

what

[barren summit]

mk2

[sweet trellis]

never

sparrow is more than good enough

hanger is good

[barren summit]

right

I was written right

[sweet trellis]

how did you get the chance to read that

[wheat hound]

Do i buy the nightclub with basement level 2 after hanger

[sweet trellis]

no clue on that front only use nightclub for the safe

[barren summit]

you aren't gonna buy mk2

[wheat hound]

How do I unlock the terrobyte without a nightclub

[sweet trellis]

garmet factory

[wheat hound]

Is it worth it ?

[amber pollen]

What’s the largest jet

[sweet trellis]

no idea

[sweet trellis]

alkonost

is lester included

[amber pollen]

What new aircraft should I buy

[sweet trellis]

i really have to start playing that game again

[wheat hound]

What's the terrobyte master control thing

[sweet trellis]

raiju is good

[amber pollen]

I have one already

[elder basalt]

whats the best car to drive off of a flying avenger? :D

[sweet trellis]

pyro is fun so is starling

[sweet trellis]

brutus

king brutus

[cold garden]

It allows you to manage your passive businesses from afar

[wheat hound]

Ohh so I can buy supplies for all the businesses I need from it remotely

It's worth it then ig when I can afford it

[cold garden]

Yes I can

[sweet trellis]

flex on nerds

[elder basalt]

for bodybuilding

gym boi

[cold garden]

Ask in #ps5｜other-lfg

[amber pollen]

Is the jb700w good

[long hare]

@obtuse forge how do you have a mansion and not a terrorbyte

[sweet trellis]

haviland is cool tho

[amber pollen]

Also what’s a good vehicle I can remote control with Imani

Anything else

I don’t have that

[sterile lodge]

Any1 on PC tryna 1v1? No EWO

[mental nexus]

@kind prairie alr just did the deliveries

[fresh magnet]

@sterile lodge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[cold garden]

Virtue

[mental nexus]

25k payout 2k tips and 10-15k rp

So fucking ass

[cold garden]

Its the rp that matters

[lavish slate]

Every 5 or 15 minutes iirc

It’s great for RP

[mental nexus]

Still ass gng

[lavish slate]

Hush

[lavish slate]

🥀

[kind prairie]

Tf dym it’s rp that matters no it’s not🤡

[mental nexus]

U also gotta look at them Being correct deliveries

[lavish slate]

🐟

[cold garden]

I dont really care

[kind prairie]

With the pizza u got 80 to 90k yea nah it was better

[cold garden]

I cant earn anymore rp anyways

[mental nexus]

Gng pizza payed better in everything and was shorter…

[kind prairie]

The van is slower than the pizza bike

[mental nexus]

Its faster but

[stray sail]

hello guys can anyone help me here with monitors?

[mental nexus]

U gotta get to other parts

[lavish slate]

The pizza bike can do cool tricks as well

[still night]

Wheelies

[kind prairie]

Bro unless your under 120 who tf cares about RP

[still night]

And some jumps

[lavish slate]

Some people wanna be rank 1000

cough cough

[kind prairie]

Bro do missions, play the wheel in the casino and own the arena

[stray sail]

can anyone help me here with monitors?

[lavish slate]

You can dm me

[kind prairie]

Now if it was the legal work on the car wash that would’ve been a great money maker

10k a car times 10 is 100k a car

That would’ve been perfect

[elder basalt]

stupid ques. Is it not possible to take a bath in the agency living area?

[barren summit]

#gta-tech-support

[kind prairie]

You can?

[elder basalt]

i was not able to

[kind prairie]

I’ve used it

[barren summit]

what

[elder basalt]

i dont like blood on my cloths so i take a shower whenever i can

[kind prairie]

Your prob one of the smallest groups of people I’ve seen

[barren summit]

WTF

[amber pollen]

What’s faster alkonst or volatol

[jagged sedge]

Yeah who showers amirite

[kind prairie]

Double meaning xd I like that

[long hare]

love doing cutscenes with a big shotgun wound in my chest personally

[kind prairie]

U didn’t know about that?

[amber pollen]

Also how much does RC cost for Imani tech

[jovial locust]

Wow whattt

[mental nexus]

In older times people showered 2 times a year

[kind prairie]

I mean I don’t blame ya, I found a guy that he didn’t knew that u could kill the lady in the Luxury Helicopter and just ride it

[elder basalt]

small group of people who bath regularly?

[still night]

Oh gang

[kind prairie]

In the game lol

[tough helm]

What do i get upon completing all last dose missions

[mental nexus]

That’s how perfumes were invented

[jovial locust]

Bros cheeks was growing its own eco system after month 6

[kind prairie]

Ocelot Virtue the fastest Imani Tech vehicle

[tough helm]

Fr?

[lavish slate]

It’s not the fastest

[kind prairie]

No cap

[lavish slate]

It just has high acceleration

[tough helm]

Peak

[still night]

They would walk on flowers/plants so it doesn't stink

[jovial locust]

Oyyy vey

[kind prairie]

Really? I don’t have it so I didn’t know

[lavish slate]

Spreading misinformation at its finest

[mental nexus]

They would walk with a small bag of herbs and flowers to mask the smell

[kind prairie]

BRO I DIDNT KNOW-

[elder basalt]

aw man did they remove the emergency services contact from the phone?

[valid pike]

hey guys, I was just curious on why i cant get in a lobby with people and if i do they leave in like 3 seconds
Only on pc not console

[lavish slate]

Still

[still night]

Exactly

[kind prairie]

Wdym

[jovial locust]

[lavish slate]

Probably due to connection issues

[jovial locust]

Bros on a block join

[stray sail]

is it possible to get in a public lobby under 2-3 seconds ?

[valid pike]

But only on pc? and anywat to fix? i am on ethernet afterall

[kind prairie]

I do remember it being on PS4 so it’s probably a Legacy thing

[lavish slate]

Your pc is connected via Ethernet and still having issues?..

that’s weird

[valid pike]

Ive only and always ever had this issue on pc servers tho ?

[kind prairie]

You must be from space to do that🤡

[elder basalt]

you remember the cayo prep mission where you have to steal plasma cutter from a gang? I used to call emergency services on them back on ps5

[valid pike]

yes

and i have like 666 download speed

[stray sail]

well that makes sense

[lavish slate]

Speed ≠ connection

[jovial locust]

I think he need the rock at this point

[lavish slate]

The devils number…

It’s 2:30am rn

[kind prairie]

I mean they prob removed it cuz not a lot of people would call

[valid pike]

how can i verify my connection is good?

[mental nexus]

Bro getting arrested

[kind prairie]

So from space and it be blessed by God

[jovial locust]

Use a speed test on the internet everything has a browser now and days

[valid pike]

thats what ookla gave me last night XD

[lavish slate]

Australia you dumdum

[valid pike]

download or upload?

[jovial locust]

Even worse

[stray sail]

makes sense

[elder basalt]

it was a nice rp feature. Also you could hide the contact so it wasnt bothering anyone

[lavish slate]

Neither

[mental nexus]

Ahhh bad words

[lavish slate]

ignore that guy

[jovial locust]

Upload should be better then 10 mbps and download 60 for okayyy internet

[kind prairie]

Your crazy

[stray sail]

heard they have preety nice beachs there

[lavish slate]

We’re talking about internet connection not speed

Never

[jovial locust]

He’s in Australia he’s cooked anyway unless he gets starlink

[lavish slate]

like last time was probably 2-4 years ago icl

[kind prairie]

The amount of animals there with Neurotoxins and venoms is crazy, what’s crazy is that 2 of those fuckers can live in yo home

[lavish slate]

Read a book gang

I don’t live in the desert

[elder basalt]

you cant anymore 😭

[lavish slate]

They’re not from Australia

[stray sail]

wouldnt be amazon forest be better for that if explore the wild life

[lavish slate]

Like every other person talking about Australia 🥀

[fresh magnet]

@split temple, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @still night

[kind prairie]

You’ll die in minutes

[valid pike]

i got 41.42 for upload

[lavish slate]

Dude ignore them

[valid pike]

oh

[lavish slate]

Your speed doesn’t = good connection

I already told you that 🥀

[jovial locust]

You should be good then it might be because your region location

[stray sail]

ah i see well good for u

[kind prairie]

You get bit by the most common snake or the most common spider without treatment u will die

[valid pike]

Oh, lots of people talking hard to keep up lol

[lavish slate]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[still night]

[stray sail]

hy how much money does it need to explore australia as foreign trip (forgive my bad english)

[kind prairie]

The common snake is territorial and they claim whatever they want as territorial so your screwed

[fresh magnet]

@clear bane, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[jovial locust]

3.50

[kind prairie]

The common spider u got a shot their timid

[pliant socket]

Pretty good ls car meet prize

[stray sail]

3.50 what?

[clear bane]

Bro i aint finding no one on these servers

come on

[mental nexus]

Bad england*

[stray sail]

lol

[mental nexus]

Yes

You actually can

[pliant socket]

You won't win

[kind prairie]

Not if it spawns while you pooping

[jovial locust]

Yea as long as your a resident

[kind prairie]

[lavish slate]

@valid pike check DMs

[kind prairie]

You’ll prob die because their buffed as shit but go for it

[jovial locust]

Why wouldn’t it

[kind prairie]

They can appear inside of toilets

[pliant socket]

Smartest gta player

[stray sail]

do u guys play sumo??

[kind prairie]

They can do that

[kind prairie]

Nah, Einstein level genius

[jovial locust]

It checks me

[kind prairie]

Bro they can appear randomly🤡

[stray sail]

item spawn time shit

[jovial locust]

[stray sail]

were u in a ship?

[kind prairie]

Bro thinks he’s the main character🤡

[jovial locust]

Of a egg

[placid hemlock]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion.

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[mental nexus]

!shitposting

[still night]

And he's gone

[mental nexus]

Damn

[still night]

Get to topic guys

[mental nexus]

Fr

Raptor counted twice.

[lavish slate]

This channel has been off-topic for like 3 hours

[jovial locust]

I mean you can in rdr2

[mental nexus]

Honestly i would enjoy this

[lavish slate]

Guys make sure you claim your free Truffade Adder at the LS car meet

[formal crow]

bro isnt there anyone who can teach me shunt boos with kbm

[mental nexus]

What u have to do for it?

[lavish slate]

place top 2 for 3 days I think

[mental nexus]

Oh

[lavish slate]

it’s a 1M dollar car though

[mental nexus]

I CBA honestly

[lavish slate]

And it’s worth it imo

[jovial locust]

What a magnificent pfp

[lavish slate]

You can do a drag race

It’ll take a minute or less

DONT DISS MY FAVOURITE CAR

[mental nexus]

Fine ill do it just for you gng to make you and adder happy

[lavish slate]

Ty

Grrrrrr

The Bati has always been faster than the adder

[mental nexus]

Just making ppl happy gng nothing about love or anything

🙂

Spread positivity not hate

[gentle cloud]

gets bored

[halcyon bane]

get unbored

[lavish slate]

smiles, we made the right person famous W CJ

[gentle cloud]

omg i summoned the goat!!

[lavish slate]

Launches GTA, closes GTA W speed

[austere epoch]

what a wonderful message

[elder basalt]

for cayo perico, the saboteur and marksman loadout are locked for me. I assume I need the bunker for them? Is purchasing a bunker enough or do I need to get MOC or do some missions as well?

[formal crow]

you did not call me

[gentle cloud]

yeah

[halcyon bane]

I was summoned by your aura

[formal crow]

HATE CORE ❤️ ♥️ 🥰

[gentle cloud]

i dont really watch futbol sorry 🙏

[lavish slate]

toebol

[remote cosmos]

smoke on water legal work is weed delivery? or faber work

[mental nexus]

Indeed della

[remote cosmos]

whar

[mental nexus]

Weed delivery

[somber oracle]

On this weekly update which vehicle is the best with discount to buy?

[mental nexus]

Whatever you like the most

[cold garden]

Oppressor mk2

[remote cosmos]

so is it worth grinding that 10x?

[mental nexus]

No

[somber oracle]

🥀🤦‍♂️

[mental nexus]

Fucking no

[remote cosmos]

[jovial locust]

[gentle cloud]

whats good about this week?

[formal crow]

what did they discount it

[mental nexus]

Nothin

Like literally nothin gng

[jovial locust]

[gentle cloud]

[fresh magnet]

@safe ledge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @still night

[mental nexus]

That is so bizzare

[jovial locust]

Agreed

[soft sparrow]

[naive dirge]

You deffo grief

[cold garden]

Im playing the game as its intended

[keen hearth]

How much RP does it give

Someone tell me

[jovial locust]

Most definitely agreed

[keen hearth]

This is URGENT.

[naive dirge]

Out of everything you could pick tho you said the mark 2

[still night]

@mental nexus I saw that

[mental nexus]

Saw what?

[jovial locust]

[keen hearth]

im curious

what is griefing to you

[naive dirge]

Ima pretend you didnt just ask me that coz what other part of greifing is there?

[still night]

She griefed yo heart type shit mhm

[keen hearth]

what is griefing to you

[mellow crater]

Still no up n atomizer in the gun van

[keen hearth]

gta players tend to call any and everything griefing

so im asking you

what is it to you

[mental nexus]

I have never in my life heard about such a thing

[austere epoch]

facts

[naive dirge]

Killing People? Abusing Power? What else does it mean?

[keen hearth]

[naive dirge]

What does greifing mean to you then?

[still night]

[naive dirge]

Go on

[keen hearth]

griefing in gta online is the act of going out of your way to harass somebody for no real reason

[shut field]

i can see why people love griefing with the mk2

[keen hearth]

it’s like spawn killing a person who is just driving around

[keen hearth]

yea

the most simple and easiest

[naive dirge]

When she said Oppressor Mark 2 most greifers use it hence I mentioned she probably griefs

[shut field]

lowk exploded some cars using mk2 and its so fucking funny

[jovial locust]

Then they run into a ai phantom in a toreador

[keen hearth]

I know. I was just curious as to what griefing is to you

[still night]

Bad sport

[keen hearth]

although I don’t really come across mk2 griefers as much

they’re usually in toreadors

or nightsharks

[naive dirge]

You ain't seen my lobbies then

[jovial locust]

They learned after I got them

[naive dirge]

And no not even badsport lobbies

[naive dirge]

Lmao

[keen hearth]

Bad sport lobbies are kinda stale

From the last time I was in there

nothing happened, folks was just in the LSCM selling vehicles

[gentle cloud]

so many familiar faces

[naive dirge]

Depends who's in your server

[jovial locust]

True

[keen hearth]

well for me I only kept joining one session

because

there was only one season

session*

💔

[naive dirge]

Season..

[keen hearth]

hey man chill 😔

[naive dirge]

[jovial locust]

Seasoning

[keen hearth]

but yea there was quite literally only one session

[naive dirge]

I like to season for a reason

[keen hearth]

even like the next day it was the same session

[naive dirge]

[jovial locust]

[tired zinc]

bad sport players are always terrible too..

[keen hearth]

hello wesker

[keen hearth]

i guess

my experience wasn’t too bad

[tired zinc]

hello zeke

[keen hearth]

i was just able to roam around

[errant hornet]

Do I need to buy a penthouse in order to buy a Kosatka?

[terse agate]

Yo chat i got a weird joke
What do you call two couples robbing a bank on their first date

[naive dirge]

No

[tired zinc]

bad sport during covid was fun though

[naive dirge]

You visit the music locker on the side of the casino and do the cutscene and buy it

[timid pilot]

Whats the fastes way to make 400k?

[errant hornet]

Oh okay. It had a padlock symbol on the Kosatka so that's why.

[plucky helm]

first dose/ last dose
clucking bell replay

[gentle sky]

b

[naive dirge]

Yeah because you havent done the cutscene you got to visit the guy in the nightclub side of the casino to unlock it

[tired zinc]

just do a hsw time trial and the normal one

[timid pilot]

Legacy

[terse agate]

Do you get a lot for solo?

[errant hornet]

Oh yeah I remember now the guy all tweaked out on drugs

[tired zinc]

oh

[tired zinc]

normal amount

[terse agate]

How much

[plucky helm]

first dose give 500k total for first playthrough
clucking bell gives 500k when u finish it

[tired zinc]

500k for clickin

[naive dirge]

Miguel Madrazo

[errant hornet]

No Cheng the Asian guy lmao

[naive dirge]

Nah you gotta see Miguel first

[tired zinc]

cheng the goat

[naive dirge]

To unlock it in the music locker

[terse agate]

Thats nice i didnt know that
I only used to do vehicle cargo over and over again

[errant hornet]

Yep now it's all good I had enough to buy a penthouse anyways

[tired zinc]

penthouse is pretty useless tbh

[errant hornet]

Yeah I went with the basic one

[austere epoch]

i love my penthouse

[naive dirge]

Fr I maxed it when it first came out and barley use it

[austere epoch]

i pimped that hoe out

[tired zinc]

i just use it for the private table in it

[terse agate]

Idk if its a good idea to buy an moc or save up for deluxo

[naive dirge]

That and blackjack

[tired zinc]

yeah

[terse agate]

Deluxo seems to be a hassle to save up for

[sage tide]

Free gambling

[errant hornet]

I bought the penthouse then I was like 25k short for the Kosatka lol

[tired zinc]

the garage i think is the coolest looking one

[naive dirge]

Im gonna have to disagree best garage is the Eclipse Blvd one with 50 car spaces

[austere epoch]

^^^

[tired zinc]

i just love the look of it

[tired zinc]

it’s full of garbage cars hahahah

in mine

[naive dirge]

Fair

[errant hornet]

Didn't they use to have a yacht you could buy.?

[naive dirge]

You can still buy it

[lavish slate]

You can still buy yachts

[naive dirge]

For like 8m maxed i think

I paid way more years ago

[tired zinc]

same

[naive dirge]

But ye

[sick crane]

Is the horrifying filter finally away that comes at ingame night time?

[plucky helm]

yes

[lavish slate]

Yes

it was removed earlier

[sick crane]

Thank god

[austere epoch]

good ole 10m

[lavish slate]

Like 2 days ago

[errant hornet]

Okay sweet. Yeah I just spent my money on a Kosatka and penthouse

[naive dirge]

Bruh I paid 12m for mine

[sick crane]

Good good

[visual grove]

I bought yacht did its missions and never went there since

[austere epoch]

i prob paid like 12 including upgrades too don't worry

[elder basalt]

whats the best weapon for driveby?

[tired zinc]

kinda wish they could just make it so you can drive it if the submarine can do it why can’t the yacht

[naive dirge]

Ye I bought basically everything when they came out i still have 100m left just sitting there lol

[errant hornet]

I like the ap pistol personally

[tired zinc]

smg mk2

[visual grove]

It's only funny with air defenses

[naive dirge]

The defences is kinda cool though tbh

[austere epoch]

real i have like 300m sitting i think

[visual grove]

Tactical SMG
Ap pistol
Smg mk2

[naive dirge]

Ye I had around there

[manic mulch]

does anyone want me to help pc enchanced?

[tired zinc]

can you still do the yacht ceo mission with them on cause that shi used to be so funny

[visual grove]

A lot of times people came to kill me with sparrow and it bombed them lol

[naive dirge]

Someone tried to orb me on my yacht and you'd be surprised it works

[visual grove]

Lmao

[naive dirge]

I remember the 5x xp glitch with the yacht

Missions

[austere epoch]

damn i missed out on that one

[naive dirge]

Xp was insane

[austere epoch]

sadge

[visual grove]

So in 2 days I sourced 18 crates using rooster

[mental nexus]

Time to listen to lady gaga

[visual grove]

It seems awful

[austere epoch]

OOOO YUM

[naive dirge]

Ma ma ma ma

Poker faceeeee

[mental nexus]

Mamamia

[elder basalt]

for nightclub at what point will i need a bigger delivery vehicle?

[tired zinc]

i remember the one where you used to run the guy over and you would level up like every 10 seconds

[naive dirge]

With the fire truck?

[mental nexus]

1-999k is one and over a mil is another vehicle i Think

[tired zinc]

nah moc

[mental nexus]

Nah fuck it a bombushka

[visual grove]

Only buy pounder custom

[void hull]

[visual grove]

Your name is so real

[sinful hedge]

How good is that 10x money thing right now?

[tired zinc]

terrible

[visual grove]

Do u want me to be honest with u?

It's HORRIFYING

[tired zinc]

bad money good xp

[visual grove]

Good rp indeed

[void hull]

it’s a work in progress

[west nest]

ugh, wish my gta woudl be normal again

[naive dirge]

There was another glitch that was broken with the first mission for the garment factory at the end you'd go to the High way call in an night shark dial 911 on the gta phone call police department and shoot the tyres it would instantly level you up

[visual grove]

I've had enough of angel as AI

That's creepy as hell

[naive dirge]

I kept OG

[tired zinc]

that’s crazy even picking angel

[quiet widget]

fr rp is good but money is aahh man I don't even wanna talk about

[naive dirge]

On all 3

[austere epoch]

i think mine is haviland

[tired zinc]

nah i like feeling like batman

[visual grove]

Yes for money it's horrifying even VIP work pays more lol

[west nest]

like hwoever is hacking my shit i know the assets changed and evrything. so like what's upw ith that? how are you changing rockstar assets in tgame public lobby an dall that sky and eveyrthing? that is some crap and im tired of it. so pelase stop hacking the game all the time so i know which glitches are real or fake

[sinful hedge]

Alr thanks guys

[naive dirge]

Nah before these replay glitches yk how bad i abused the doctor dre mission to get 1 million everytime 😭

[quiet widget]

Lmao

5 stops and need to be on foot

[tired zinc]

i was an og bogden grinder🙂‍↕️

[lavish slate]

Replay exploits were a thing since 2017

🥀

[naive dirge]

I was too but not as much now i abuse them

[naive dirge]

Nice

[elder ginkgo]

10x?????? 😭

[tired zinc]

who remembers when the ceo office sell glitch where like so many people got reset

30 people at that small ass garage was insane

[lavish slate]

That stuff was deserved

Especially the apartment glitch

[quiet widget]

10x is more like 25k

[naive dirge]

I never got reset doing that I had like 600M

[silent wagon]

what is the 10x rn?

[lavish slate]

It was random I think

[naive dirge]

Back on old gen

[tired zinc]

legal work

[quiet widget]

10x GTA$ and RP:
Smoke on the Water Legal Work

[lavish slate]

My friend did it and got like 100 million, one got more and the one with 100 million got wiped

[naive dirge]

I had to literally spend it all otherwise they would have tracked it

[tired zinc]

i did a money glitch i forgot which one and didn’t get reset

[still night]

Damn

[naive dirge]

Same

[lavish slate]

I never did the apartment thing

[tired zinc]

old gen was so goated

[lavish slate]

Because I had always been against stuff like that

[naive dirge]

@tired zinc I went from level 140 to 270 in a day never got reset

[lavish slate]

kinda

[austere epoch]

are you like 100% clean

[lavish slate]

yes

[zealous pilot]

I need help with my heist

[tired zinc]

i went from 700 to 960 and never got reset

[austere epoch]

interesting

[naive dirge]

Damn

[tired zinc]

lowkey i regret it

[fresh magnet]

@zealous pilot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @still night

[naive dirge]

Yeah im just tryna hit level 300 rn

[naive dirge]

Why's that

[lavish slate]

I love your banner btw

[tired zinc]

i wanted to get to 1k legit

[lavish slate]

Yeah I remember the agency rp glitch or whatever

[tired zinc]

but i’m almost at 1k

[lavish slate]

The one with the truck or smth

[austere epoch]

why thank you

[lavish slate]

I’ve been at rank 880 for like 4 months now

[naive dirge]

Tbf alot of ppl who are level 1-2k+ are fake

[lavish slate]

just not grinding as much

[tired zinc]

its a grind bro

[lavish slate]

It’s not hard

I’m just not playing like that

I’d wanna hit rank 1000 before gta 6 though

[tired zinc]

i’ve been lvl 980 for like 8 months

[tired zinc]

i mean if i add all my older accounts together im sure i would be legitimately at 1-2k

[naive dirge]

idk how people got time to grind multiple off accs i could never

[lavish slate]

It’s fun

Starting from scratch

[tired zinc]

hahah trust me i didn’t want to but when you get banned on playstation not much you can o

[lavish slate]

I’ve made at least 10 different accounts

[naive dirge]

Okay getting banned makes sense but having your main and other accs is just crazy

[naive dirge]

Like this why bro lol

[lavish slate]

it’s just fun to start over

I won’t play on the account after a bit obviously

[tired zinc]

no way ur being serious

it’s a snooze fest

[naive dirge]

Takes ages

[lavish slate]

Like I’ll probably reach rank 120 or get everything I want then do it again or just play on my main

[austere epoch]

Do you just buy gta over and over and over

[naive dirge]

Why waste your time on something you already done?

[lavish slate]

It really doesn’t

[lavish slate]

play.

[naive dirge]

Makes no sense.

[lavish slate]

It’s literally just fun

I replay story mode

[naive dirge]

Crazy

[tired zinc]

you don’t need to but it more then once you just make a new ps account

[lavish slate]

Games are meant to have replayability

autocorrect

[west nest]

wondering who has been hacked before wehre someone injects unrockstar assets into the game while your moving around and stuff? or like makes the npcs move differently than normal? or makes the sky turn green matrixy sometimes, or the nuke in the background area, or changing the entire city to some kind of apocalypse mode or some crap. balancing glitches too. i just kinda dont get it.

[austere epoch]

Ain't they on pc tho

[tired zinc]

i disagree

[tired zinc]

idk

[lavish slate]

@naive dirge in your logic, it’s like saying why are you wasting time playing games or playing online

Spending countless of hours

[hybrid warren]

Need

Image perms

[lavish slate]

it’s just fun

keeps you busy

[tired zinc]

i mean not for gta it isn’t really

don’t you think it’s stale

[hybrid warren]

Online kinda is a waste rn

[naive dirge]

I can do that on one account. I see no reason to do it on another its about time. But if you got all the time in the world thats on you

[austere epoch]

I haven't played gta in so long bro

[hybrid warren]

Doing the same 5 business on repeat.
It's boring

[keen hearth]

because

[lavish slate]

why do you think I’ve been stuck at rank 880 for 4 months..

[keen hearth]

you have time

[lavish slate]

It’s stale as fuck rn

But I’ll play the story mode instead

[keen hearth]

i feel u twin

[tired zinc]

it’s been stale for like a year

[keen hearth]

i been stuck at rank 762 for 9 years

[lavish slate]

Not really

[hybrid warren]

I wish they bring another big ass dlc

[naive dirge]

Homie do some missions

[tired zinc]

i mean the mansions were kinda boring

[keen hearth]

too much work

[naive dirge]

Lmaoo

[lavish slate]

We have to wait till the summer dlc

[austere epoch]

I liked the fast travel it added

[lavish slate]

just 2-3 more months left

[naive dirge]

Fr good feature

[lavish slate]

We'll get something

[west nest]

wondering who has been hacked before wehre someone injects unrockstar assets into the game while your moving around and stuff? or like makes the npcs move differently than normal? or makes the sky turn green matrixy sometimes, or the nuke in the background area, or changing the entire city to some kind of apocalypse mode or some crap. balancing glitches too. i just kinda dont get it.

[hybrid warren]

I need a finale where we beat Faber and end GTA online story

[lavish slate]

They’re gonna announce something in May or June trust me

[tired zinc]

yeah fast travel and buisness boost is the only good part

[lavish slate]

yesss

[naive dirge]

Gang u said this twice and idk bruh

[tired zinc]

doubt it

[lavish slate]

If they don’t then GTA 6 is getting delayed

[austere epoch]

Wouldn't that be nice

[hybrid warren]

Franklin Trevor micheal get back again

[tough helm]

Is acid lab worth buying

[austere epoch]

Yes