gta-online

[fervent rapids]

n not surprised🤣

[final chasm]

Hi everyone, I’m new on this group and new in GTA.. this could be probably the wrong chat where to ask, but someone can help me with some Workshop tasks?

[rich sluice]

😂😂😂

[obtuse forge]

theres an oppressor killer in the game 💔

[rich sluice]

Ah I’m on Xbox lad sorry

[rich sluice]

Don’t forgot about the god mode mate 🥹

[obtuse forge]

😭🙏

[fervent rapids]

they need to fix that

it’s so bad on xbox god mode

[rich sluice]

I know man

I can’t even do crates in a lobby w out being griefed 😭

[fervent rapids]

bro so facts

[mellow stratus]

Fun fact: If you eat an apple, no one here will ever know

[nocturne sage]

Steel, Aluminum, Glass, Rubber. All mundane elements but a classic statement when fashioned together by craftsmen into a Peterbilt

[obtuse forge]

griefers are fine imo, but griefers in godmod are just ahhhhh

[proven bear]

Walks in to ensue pvp demon endings

[toxic copper]

Yo

[proven bear]

Yoski

[rich sluice]

I was acc being followed by a random player killing me and my mate and every time we’d go into another lobby that guy would be in it after like 10-15 mins 😭🙏

[fervent rapids]

exactly

[rich sluice]

Yo

[fervent rapids]

i am always down for pvp

[rich sluice]

True bro

[proven bear]

I just walked 5 miles just to secure a vape and a penjamin

Now I throw myself back into money grinding

[toxic copper]

Bro is there any way i can sell my stock in my businesses faster ?

[fervent rapids]

o nah

[toxic copper]

Cuz shit hella annoying

[obtuse forge]

L Vape, smoke raw tabacco

[fervent rapids]

what u get better be heat

[fervent rapids]

some 100s

[fervent rapids]

what get

[obtuse forge]

500 ciggarettes

[rich sluice]

Invite others to help you mate

[proven bear]

U can get the equipment upgrade it doubles the progress time

Or cuts in half I mean

[toxic copper]

Im lonely 😔💔

[toxic copper]

I have all the upgrades to everything

[fervent rapids]

i just logged into my old modded account 🤣

[rich sluice]

Just invite a loada randoms to wtvr ur registered as

[toxic copper]

Its just when you wanna sell the stock of your weed farm for example you have to deliver 3 planes containing each 5 packages to deliver around the map

[fervent rapids]

[rich sluice]

I got banned from having one 😭

[obtuse forge]

you can boost your production thru mansion. but its 24 hrs cooldown

[rich sluice]

Is ur discord name ur Xbox name?

[toxic copper]

I tried to buy one and ended up getting scammed ✌️💔

[fervent rapids]

it’s level 8000 with 16 trillion lol

[rich sluice]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fervent rapids]

yes

that’s my main account

it’s not my modded account

[obtuse forge]

get an elon musk outfit now

[fervent rapids]

🤣 might as well

[fervent rapids]

brooo from who

[rich sluice]

on playstation btw

what did you expect

[rich sluice]

Msged ur main 🥹

[toxic copper]

Some random ahh on tiktok

[fervent rapids]

bet

[toxic copper]

Nah it was on pc

[obtuse forge]

😂

[fervent rapids]

bro for how much

[toxic copper]

But that shi was like 2 years ago

[toxic copper]

40$

[obtuse forge]

brooo tiktok is filled to its brim of scammers

[toxic copper]

Ik that now 💔

[fervent rapids]

did you message

[rich sluice]

Yur bro

“GlennarLad” on Xbox

I sent Yo

[dim mural]

Whats with the halloween event in april?

[obtuse forge]

damn i could buy another SSD with that

[bright raven]

I finally got elite on the cayo hiest

[toxic copper]

I wanna do cayo but my ahh too lazy

[rich sluice]

The weather u mean?

[dim mural]

Yeah

[toxic copper]

Just head to your apartments garage

And then leave

[obtuse forge]

if you have a sparrow then its less boring

or buzzard

[rich sluice]

That shit takes like 15 mins to do including preps

[rich sluice]

Yeah

[dim mural]

Ah ok but is it supposed to be actually having events cause ive experienced 3 of the halloween events in the last couple hours

[rich sluice]

It’s bc of the new 420 update

[toxic copper]

I think thats how it can be fixed, just go to your garage and from there go use the elevator to go to your penthouse and then leave

Thats what I do to fix it

[toxic copper]

Arent the preps like 40 mins or sum shit ?

[rich sluice]

Nah bro 😭 if u know what ur doing that shi is easy as fuh

[toxic copper]

Oh

[dim mural]

It worked after a few attempts kinda weird having halloween events in april

[toxic copper]

Why tf is lester congratulating me

[rich sluice]

Yup

[obtuse forge]

go to high-end apartment, enter thru the garage, go to elevator and enter your apartment, now walk back out to the street. The filter will be gone till you do a mission or change session.

[toxic copper]

Ik

Auto shop lwk goated

[obtuse forge]

he likes you

[toxic copper]

🤯🤯

[obtuse forge]

[keen hearth]

Another way is to simply just become the filter

[obtuse forge]

i am, i turn of the lights of my vehicles and it gets a bit fine for my eyes😭

[slim bluff]

anyone?

[rich sluice]

Ah jaes stay away from him he robs ur heists the lazy bastard

[cedar girder]

Is pizza the best thing to do this week

[toxic copper]

Thats what i been seeing on tiktok

[obtuse forge]

good for RP but the bike is sooo sloww

someone said enter own pizza bike in the storage, i have to check it out

[toxic copper]

Damn i cant send gifs 😔

[rich sluice]

I just realised that 😭

[cedar girder]

Oh maybe you can upgrade the bike

[devout shale]

I js won slam van from mystery wtf

[rich sluice]

That’s crazy 😭

How much would it sell for ?

[devout shale]

I dont think ill sell or r u asking in terms of cayos nd shi?

[soft dawn]

I bought the toreador

4mil😭✌️

[devout shale]

Whats the best arena war car

[rich sluice]

Like if u went to ls and checked the sell price for the sv how much would u get for it?

[rich sluice]

Idk tbh m8

[devout shale]

0 its based on how much u bought it for +upgrades and deducts a certain %

But since i got for free it'll he zero

[rich sluice]

Ahh bull

[devout shale]

Yea honestly its not worth selling

[rich sluice]

Yeah man keep that shi

Well will

[cedar girder]

Thank you, the vehicle is way better now lol. Actually can move uphills now.

[analog shuttle]

Where do i look for a group to stealth Humane raid the emp

[fresh magnet]

@analog shuttle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @timber temple

[analog shuttle]

I see now thx!

[rich sluice]

W lester 😭🙏

[raven talon]

Six seveeen

[rich sluice]

SIX SEVENNNNNNN

Yessir musik!

[rich sluice]

I sent u a msg on ig lad

[summer swan]

Wsg y’all

[rich sluice]

Yo bro

[rough lion]

Anyone on ps5 got extra money?! Just hopping back on after not playing for like 6 years

[summer swan]

Wdym

[trail tendon]

Uhhh I kinda messed up my GTA Online

My casino heist is maximum security ;-;

[summer swan]

How are you doing it?

[elder basalt]

man some people are real dicks. Today I was doing some MC deliveries solo in a public session. Everyone was chill and doing their own stuff. Some rando txt messaged me saying he is doing a mission and cant leave his car. He is stuck in the rocks and need someone to ram him off...
I though why not, i went to his location, rammed his stuck car and he was free after a few rams. Then that mf shot me and destroyed my cargo and had the balls to thank me far the laugh 😭

[summer swan]

Bruhhhh

I’d be so mad

[rough lion]

Is money possible to drop?

[summer swan]

Are you doing big con or silent and sneaky

[summer swan]

No

[elder basalt]

ikr thats messed up

[trail tendon]

So uhhh I'm on my first casino heist, am I cooked? It's Sneaky...

[rough lion]

Oh tiddies

[summer swan]

No

[elder basalt]

Used to be many years ago. But people started modding and dropping tons of cash for everyone so R* removed the feature

[summer swan]

You can sneak up and one hit melee them

[trail tendon]

Dawg, my group keeps leaving TvT and dying because they keep rushing

[candid ermine]

Should I get agency

[summer swan]

Yeah you may be cooked

[summer swan]

Yea Dr Dre mission gives you 1 mil

[elder basalt]

I did a sneaky with a friend. He was pretty good and we managed to get away without any troubles

[candid ermine]

DAMN

[summer swan]

Yeahh and it’s repeatable

[pliant kestrel]

Feature 😭

Literally cheating

[trail tendon]

Bruh... Oh my god

[elder basalt]

bruh im not saying its not cheating but have you looked at the prices? GTA$250 for 7.5CAD ffs

[trail tendon]

I can do it with time and teammates but this is so annoying

They don't know strategy, I know I messed up the set up mission but they're not making things any easier TvT

[elder basalt]

10 mil for 145CAD and thats barely enough to purchase 4 stock cars, no mods.

[rich sluice]

That’s so fucked man 😭

[soft dawn]

Dude is it only for me why is the toreador so ass

I drive it normally and on its „stomach“ it scratches

And makes me flip over

[novel trellis]

why tf is the sky green like on halloween

[rich sluice]

Cuz the new 420 update

At some point you’ll see a purple icon on the map and that’s the survival u can do

Ur high the whole way thru it if u haven’t done it before

[summer swan]

Gooch is back, yeti is back, slashers are back, clones are back

[rich sluice]

Yetis and clones are back??

[summer swan]

Yes

[rich sluice]

Damn how long they gonna be in for?

[proper cloak]

Question which one is more fun? zr380 or scarab?

[summer swan]

Til the end of the update I assume

[glacial slate]

Scarab

[proper cloak]

Bet

[rich sluice]

Ahh then I’ll be able to get the yeti let’s gooooo

[elder basalt]

man i wasted all my money on a shit ass car and now i cant do anythin am broke af

[proper cloak]

This is why you buy businesses first before spending all your money on a vehicle

[rich sluice]

Sell the car and do cayos n all

[unique grove]

This crummy filter and weather combo is why I wont play this game for this event. Can't stand it.

[elder basalt]

i have a few businesses and no car to show off either. Just a semi modded retro obey custom

[rich sluice]

Ah the drivings annoying 😭😭😭

[elder basalt]

this is a new account so im literally broke haha

[proper cloak]

Nah fr I am rushing to get shit done whenever it’s daytime and I just don’t do anything whenever it becomes night

[rich sluice]

If u were on Xbox I’d help ya make money

[rich sluice]

I’m also on a new account I’m level 19

[proper cloak]

I was so close to raging when I was trying to sell my nightclub goods because it be became night during the sell and I kept on spinning out

[rich sluice]

Just sold my crates a few mins ago

[rich sluice]

Ahh that’s fair 😭

Imagine a griefer came along to ya

[cedar tundra]

can you disable screenshake? really annoying when teammates spam explosions while i'm trying to aim

[proper cloak]

I love the custom van, but I hate the ramp because it does nothing and it feels like it spins out more easily because of it

[rich sluice]

Nah bro

Just checked and u can’t

[elder basalt]

ah man i know how shitty it is to drive at night. My next big purchase will be an mk2 coz fuck driving in that shitty lighting and slippery roads

[rich sluice]

Yeye

[proper cloak]

I have the mk2 and yet I still stay indoors during night

[elder basalt]

lucky man

[proper cloak]

I got it whenever car wash missions were triple money

[elder basalt]

I got so much to do and so little time, its a blessing if i can finish everything before i logoff

[rich sluice]

If u don’t like driving in the rain then don’t do sells or wtvr at night

Luckily for me I had to drop off crates from a cargo plane ez shi

[cedar tundra]

ugh so annoying. can't remember how many times i died because of it

[rich sluice]

Oh why?

[elder basalt]

i dont but i sell my mc stuff alone so it takes so long to deliver all of it, that no matter what i do i end up having to drive at night

i got no friends you see

[rich sluice]

Yeah man gta should make it so u can turn it off even rainbow 6 siege has the option to

[proper cloak]

Bro you could’ve easily got everything done when car wash had triple money you could make 1 mil every hour hell I purchased like every single business that week. The only ones I haven’t purchased is the smokes on water, helitours and mckenzie field hanger

[elder basalt]

haha yeah i started playing 2 weeks ago

[rich sluice]

What level r u

[elder basalt]

54

[proper cloak]

I only recently started playing again like just a couple months ago

[rich sluice]

Well ur in this server so u should reach out to (whatever u play on) players in here!

[elder basalt]

im in the market for an active crew. So i can help and get help selling stuff. When i was on ps5, i joined a really good crew we used to do a lot of stuff together. Now i dont play on ps5 anymore and they all scattered as well

my exp with lfg channels has been pretty bad apart from a few

[rich sluice]

Oh damn in 2 weeks??

[elder basalt]

I met only 2 nice people. Rest were pretty shit

[elder basalt]

yeah, had a friend carry me through a few heists and then i bought kosatka 🤐

[rich sluice]

W man

[elder basalt]

yeah im very thankful and respond every time he needs help selling or anything else

[rich sluice]

I just bought another medium warehouse so w

[elder basalt]

w

[rich sluice]

W mans for that

[rich sluice]

Yurrrrr

Do u play on pc miles?

Enhanced ver?

[elder basalt]

yeah

[rich sluice]

R u level 54 on that or is that level on ps?

[elder basalt]

54 on pc, 100something on ps5

[trail tendon]

Damn, i wish I had a friend that helped me 🙁

[rich sluice]

Ohh alright

[rich sluice]

Ur on pc enh yes?

[trail tendon]

Yeah

[rich sluice]

How old r u

[elder basalt]

yes, pc enhanced

[trail tendon]

17

[rich sluice]

I’ll get pc enh tmr lad

[rich sluice]

When u 18?

[elder basalt]

man i see these young people and feel very old. Mentally im stuck at 19/20 but physically ill be 24 soon

[rich sluice]

Ah idc how old u r as long as ur 18+

Idm if someone’s 17 bout to turn 18

[sudden edge]

What happend?

[rich sluice]

Luis when u 18

[trail tendon]

May

[rich sluice]

I gotchu with helping u m8

I’ll get enh

[rich sluice]

Wym

[trail tendon]

Imma hop on in a bit, I'm just finishing the requirements for our code

[rich sluice]

Our code? What?

Imma head to sleep now chat ttyt gn an Gb 🙏🏻❤️

[potent bane]

yo can someone help me sell bunker goods pls

[rich sluice]

What’s ur Xbox lad? I can play tmr if ur on

U got enh?

[sudden edge]

I was just asking about this 😭 mb

[potent bane]

Onir1ca is my username

[rich sluice]

Ahh ur good g dw 😂

[rich sluice]

R u on enh gta?

[potent bane]

no

[rich sluice]

Ah damn sorry man

[sudden edge]

Ight

[elder basalt]

should I get toreador or mk2

[rich sluice]

What do u have so far?

[elder basalt]

Nightclub, MC clubhouse (coke, and meth), Hakuchou Drag HSW maxed, Kosatka with sparrow, Nighshark and acidlab. Tho I have yet to do the last dose missions so nightshark is not really producing much rn. No other vehicle/business worth mentioning

[sudden edge]

I have a question what is the best way to max out your stats character?

[pliant kestrel]

Strength = Start pier preasure and go up and down the beach and punch npcs
Stealth = Same thing as strength but whilst in stealth mode
Shooting = Have someone go into a certain clothing store, access the clothing back room and just shoot them with a minigun or weapon to max your stat
Max health = Rank up
Flying and driving both come with simply flying and driving, easy if you are doing stunt jumps as well at the same time

[rich sluice]

Was literally typing it out mate 😭

[elder basalt]

Health goes up with strength as well

Fastest way to lvup strength is exercising at a mansion

[sudden edge]

Ok then

[rich sluice]

R* for u

[sage flume]

Is gta enhanced or legacy more active

[wind locust]

how

[rich sluice]

Did ya try calling mechanic?

[zenith plaza]

Yes

[pliant kestrel]

Idk why you are talking about modded cars in that, but did you even buy insurance on your vehicle?

[lavish fable]

yes it workls for me

[pliant kestrel]

Enhanced has more players

[rich sluice]

R* for u then haha

[elder basalt]

If you picked that car off of the streets you need to get tracker and insurance for that car. Especially the insurance. If you dont have insurance its gone forever

[rich sluice]

Also u play on Xbox gta enhanced?

Pomi

U down to play sm time?

[lavish fable]

is it just me or is anyone else seeing a brown filter on there game?

[barren summit]

yooyo

[rich sluice]

Not me

[rich sluice]

Yooo

[pliant kestrel]

Its for 4/20, nothing to worry about

[rich sluice]

Ur baby? Do u mean ur car?

[barren summit]

@proven bear what lvl doing pizza delivery?

[lavish fable]

alright thx for letting me know

[viral flame]

Monkey

[elder basalt]

nice name

[rich sluice]

Ooohh nice

[viral flame]

Monkey

[elder basalt]

I should start naming my cars as well

[rich sluice]

Fr haha

[rich sluice]

Same I might as well sleep w mine HAHAHAHA

I’ll msg u on Xbox rq

[viral flame]

I should start giving my car some food and have a date night

[rich sluice]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[elder basalt]

Who wouldnt date a nice car

[rich sluice]

😭😭😭

Poor u pomi

[barren summit]

lemme go delivery pizza need rp

[rich sluice]

Go I wouldn’t mind a pizza lad

It’s 3:31 am for me imma go now gn chat Gb xx

[elder basalt]

Gn

[rich sluice]

GN TO U TOOOOO

[rich sluice]

Gn mate

[gentle cloud]

hiiiiiii@@

[elder basalt]

hallo

[gentle cloud]

editing a video!! hbu>>

are you a newbie or?

[versed nebula]

Too many i’s

[elder basalt]

yo yo

[gentle cloud]

hiii pomi you have beautiful name btw

ofcccc

[elder basalt]

You say I a lot. Must be very selfish /s

[gentle cloud]

I see you

[versed nebula]

/s/s/s

[barren summit]

yoo

[elder basalt]

leave me alone 😭

[gentle cloud]

bahahaha

[elder basalt]

that was a joke please

[versed nebula]

chat

[elder basalt]

any newbie here?

[gentle cloud]

what kinda of mission ahem

[elder basalt]

whats ur lvl stow away?

[gentle cloud]

4 friday?

[versed nebula]

Happy birthday

Pig?

[elder basalt]

@hasty jungle

[versed nebula]

I just got flashbanged by your profile

[gentle cloud]

pigglets

[elder basalt]

lmao

[gentle cloud]

im so jealous of you btw pomi

[versed nebula]

Idk if you guys do it on purpose but my eyes hate it

[green cove]

just hit a level 55 with a grenade while he was inside the tattoo shop

[elder basalt]

toxic

[versed nebula]

Tuff guy

[elder basalt]

no ball gameplay

[gentle cloud]

because you have the sanrio character profile thingy i wanted kuromi

[versed nebula]

🇺🇸

[soft dawn]

Dude i was john cena walking out in a suit for the first time

Honey💔

Pls no love here

[gentle cloud]

hush they can call me honey

[soft dawn]

I might get jelly👉🏼👈🏼🥺

[soft dawn]

What about me

[gentle cloud]

ill think about it

[obtuse forge]

i really need to buy an mk2 and toreador.. lobbies filled with warstock vehicle kids

what happened to traditional sniper pvp smh

[gentle cloud]

nah you good i think im like lv 60

[elder basalt]

how do people get the panther statue in cayo

[gentle cloud]

events

[obtuse forge]

[versed nebula]

At least there arent so many hackers as of lately

[harsh pasture]

aint no mansion beating tongva estate, this view's amazin

[elder basalt]

any such event coming any time soon?

[versed nebula]

You need to be in the cool guys club

[obtuse forge]

yeah but the kids in doomsday tanks are just as annoying

[elder basalt]

damn why you burn me like this

[gentle cloud]

i agree dee dee

[elder basalt]

pomi not you too 😭

[versed nebula]

Emp launcher boom theyre cooked

[barren summit]

yoo

[timber yew]

Hi

[versed nebula]

All this guy says is yoo

[obtuse forge]

where do i get this emp launcher

[versed nebula]

Uhhh

[obtuse forge]

sup

[cold garden]

They saved them since November

[versed nebula]

I genuinely forgot ive had it for so long

[obtuse forge]

email you

[versed nebula]

The gun van

[soft dawn]

Ay call me honey too

[barren summit]

doing pizza delivery till I reach lvl 190

[obtuse forge]

😂😂💦💦

[versed nebula]

?

[honest osprey]

Gun van near vespucci

[barren summit]

currently 72 played for 20 hours

[soft dawn]

Finally

[obtuse forge]

the water is me spitting while laughing btw

[versed nebula]

Ohhh

[elder basalt]

gun vans carry different weapons?

[honest osprey]

Son 😨

[versed nebula]

I see now

[barren summit]

you are doing it as well

[versed nebula]

Different weapons rotate every week

[obtuse forge]

aight il look out for the van

is it selling today?

[versed nebula]

Idk

[obtuse forge]

!gun

[honest osprey]

Idk bru go check

[obtuse forge]

!gunvan

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @obtuse forge

[versed nebula]

My literal reaction to this message:

[honest osprey]

???

[versed nebula]

Youre too deep in

Brainrot

[obtuse forge]

gunvan still selling the stun gun

[versed nebula]

What is easy

[obtuse forge]

il buy the raiju to blow the tanks for now

brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[elder basalt]

how much is raiju money?

[obtuse forge]

no 🥲 il do few cayo peprico

[versed nebula]

7 buckaroos

[elder basalt]

peperico 😭

[versed nebula]

Million

[soft dawn]

Whens the atomic pistol or whats it called in the gunvan again

[elder basalt]

Im gonna start calling it peperico from now on

[versed nebula]

pepe

[soft dawn]

No dont u might forget the real name

[obtuse forge]

cayo peprico, cayo paprika, cayo pepsico

[versed nebula]

🍺😃📸

[elder basalt]

Mayo Peperico sounds like a good burger sauce

[versed nebula]

Im going to gamble my parents life savings on kalshi

[obtuse forge]

hell yeah brother lets all of us in the channel start a Mayo Peperico burger business

[soft dawn]

Guys just fill bunker acid lab nc and sell

[elder basalt]

hell yeah

Mayo Peperico

[obtuse forge]

we compete with Gus Fring

[elder basalt]

Ngl once i settle down and save some money, i will invest in a small diner or something

[candid torrent]

Easy moneh

[elder basalt]

Expect a Mayo peperico in the condiment section

[obtuse forge]

save money? in this economy?

[elder basalt]

I guess

[candid torrent]

Always

[obtuse forge]

might have to eat tree leafs to save money

[elder basalt]

We call it vegan diet nowadays

[soft dawn]

Made 2.8mil😭 nc wasnt even full

[elder basalt]

leaves and sand cakes

[obtuse forge]

just scam some kids in a crypto rug pull 💔

[soft dawn]

Manice

[elder basalt]

Im not smart enough for finance...

[elder basalt]

Real life griefing 😭

[candid torrent]

I do them for lols

Then spam cayo all the way to 1bili

[obtuse forge]

Venice

[soft dawn]

Uranus

[candid torrent]

😨

[elder basalt]

Uranus is quite big

[obtuse forge]

Yurbutt

[obtuse forge]

agreed

[soft dawn]

Ah

[soft dawn]

Last time i checked it was

[obtuse forge]

in what measurements? centimeters, milimeters, kilometers

[elder basalt]

its 11pm so i am signing off for today

have fun you lovely idiots <3

[obtuse forge]

you too sexy

of what

[barren summit]

ayo

[obtuse forge]

you still doing pizza

[barren summit]

yes

[barren summit]

goal os to reach lvl 120

[obtuse forge]

did you upgrade the moped

[barren summit]

doesn't work you cant use modified

[obtuse forge]

its so fast, need upgrades to slow it

[barren summit]

what lvl are you

[obtuse forge]

50

[barren summit]

its slow

[obtuse forge]

money wise it seems good too

[barren summit]

yes

[obtuse forge]

new players should do it ong

just wished you could modify the fuckass scooter

[formal saddle]

can anyone help me get around 2.3 mill

[obtuse forge]

thighs

i like slim thighs

in-game right? RIGHT?

@soft dawn is also very thicc, he told me in dms

[barren summit]

teah

[soft dawn]

I bought nitro

[barren summit]

when did you start playing

[soft dawn]

What is it

[barren summit]

since no one asked what is it?

lmao 🤣

[foggy jacinth]

Rawwrrrrrrrrr

[lavish slate]

Tyler-Kun..

[soft dawn]

Yes

[lavish slate]

Tyler durden-kun

[soft dawn]

I love that movie

[lavish slate]

GTA 4 Life

[soft dawn]

Angel san

[lavish slate]

When are we getting GTA 6

also I’m gonna have to go

Cya

[soft dawn]

Ngl now that u say it it fits perfectly

[soft dawn]

7months

[soft dawn]

Wow do i scare u so bad

P-pomi-chan!~

[rich sluice]

[wide python]

HOW TF ARE THERE INVISIBLE GM PLAYERS

ROCKSTAR FIX IT

[cold garden]

Nah

[sand wren]

Whos on pc

I got an account

[wide python]

lucky i don't give af or else

[sand wren]

To sell

Dm

[wide python]

I've got a job idk what that is lol

[soft dawn]

Not hard btw

Still ez

Just go to airport

Whats the primary

What

[cold garden]

Not allowed here dude, try another server

[sand wren]

Oh mbd

[soft dawn]

Haha tequila 🤣

[radiant forge]

Anyone doing money drops

[soft dawn]

[cold garden]

No such thing anymore dude

[soft dawn]

You know what i hope u get tequila 3 times now for calling me jerk

Punk

[fallen anchor]

#gta-online NEED 1 MSG ME FOR PACISFIC STANDARD

[soft dawn]

[fresh magnet]

@fallen anchor, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @frank skiff

[radiant forge]

Okay dude

[robust robin]

yo

anyone got the last mission after bogdon problem ready

[fresh magnet]

@robust robin, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @frank skiff

[soft dawn]

And ill be again if u get tequila next time

Bad luck

[serene grove]

Wait I have a question, on my new car that I just got it says that if I get EMS Upgrade lvl 3, I will have the max acceleration, so if I get EMS upgrade level four, will I have more acceleration or is it just a waste of money?

Ok

[soft dawn]

Pompom

[serene grove]

?

[soft dawn]

„Yes“

6am holy shit

And im talking to a tequila player

Whos lago

[hallow ore]

does the b2b glitch still work for casino?

[soft dawn]

Zancudo worst place

[radiant forge]

Are the servers down?

[soft dawn]

Military base

Bunker supply missions

They pmo

[hallow ore]

servers just had a stroke

O_o

[soft dawn]

gets shy w-what?!😖

🫩

[summer swan]

😭😭😭

[hallow ore]

stroke those thick watermelon-crushing thighs like you mean it

[soft dawn]

[safe shale]

too many hormone disrupters

[summer swan]

Yo bro what

This is gta gang

Not your search history

[hallow ore]

eggsacly

now, does the b2b glitch still work for casino or nah?

[soft dawn]

Never give up.

[safe shale]

guh?

[soft dawn]

Whatever u tequila grinder

Wow

Jesus sent me a friend request on xbox

Im deadass btw

Who is this bro i havent played on xbox for 3 months

Whatd u get as primary

Primary

[fallow briar]

I would love that

That how i do the girls in the shoe store

[zenith plaza]

I need an actual group of insane lunatics to do CMM

[soft dawn]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

[hollow hamlet]

Forever by chris brown is a top 10 song oat😭

[zenith plaza]

I used to draw that

Not the kind u do

[safe shale]

[zenith plaza]

Perfect timing

[safe shale]

Victimization

[zenith plaza]

💯

🫪

[soft dawn]

Wtf is wrong with me🫩

[zenith plaza]

Nothing bro

There's nothing wrong with me

You are literally me

[nova fulcrum]

How do i play cayo on hard mode

[fast reef]

Pay the setup fee within 48 min of the cooldown expiring. The cooldown is 2 hours 24 min solo or 48 mins with others.

[soft dawn]

U didnt see what i wrote

What

[zenith plaza]

That's so capricious

[soft dawn]

He means capri sun

[zenith plaza]

That's English for mood shift

[wheat spade]

wzzam

[zenith plaza]

I have a C2 certificate in English. I have put that to work somehow

Helps with gta online too

Lester didn't make any sense to me back then, now I understand that is a handicapped cynical man

[heavy beacon]

I can’t get onto GTA5 Online

[umbral bay]

How do I see my server lvl

[obtuse forge]

this is my new acc, my old had 3K hrs

i forgot my R* email and password

[obtuse forge]

Z

[umbral bay]

!rank/level

huh

[nocturne patrol]

Rip servers

[obtuse forge]

u mean discord server lvl

[umbral bay]

in the gta server

[obtuse forge]

its level 2

[obtuse forge]

really? i just came back from shit and was launching the game

smh

[heavy beacon]

Are the servers to GTA5 Online down??? Bc I can’t get onto GTA5 Online

[nocturne patrol]

They’re up now they went down for a sec. Like every public lobby is 1-10 players rn

[obtuse forge]

downdetector does show a spike of reports

[mellow crater]

I want a up n atomizer

[obtuse forge]

i just loaded in

[heavy beacon]

I own up n atomizer

[mellow crater]

I do on my Xbox account but not my PC account

[leaden zealot]

yo

is there a server for grandrp

wait scratch that

how do i do anything in gta online

[soft dawn]

Wait scratch that whats the hottest stripper in gta5

[nocturne patrol]

Asserting dominance

[mellow crater]

People have buku money in game so much they can orb anybody

[soft dawn]

Id say sapphire

[harsh pasture]

yo how do i check whether im playing in free aim or auto aim

[mellow crater]

I want tomorrow to have a up n atomizer in the van though

[soft dawn]

I think guns change weekly

[mellow crater]

I hate that they made it van only

It used to be you can buy it out of the gun store

[soft dawn]

Ik lol

Im waiting for atomizer too

Also minigun

[sour vine]

same fatty

[mellow crater]

I got it on my Xbox account but I'm like level 450 on that account no reason to continue playing it when I got my PC account too grind

[sour vine]

5 total

onm

[nocturne patrol]

One go

[obtuse forge]

04:20 and what other time

[nocturne patrol]

7 in one go for the weed outfit

[sour vine]

stop lying

[nocturne patrol]

16:20-20:20

[harsh pasture]

do i need a controller to join auto aim lobbies?

[sour vine]

how come i alr have it or is it a diff weed outfit

the black with colored weed plants

[nocturne patrol]

Diff

[obtuse forge]

sure but its 00:20 rn

[fervent rapids]

where is the 420 fit?

[nocturne patrol]

Outfits at the clothes store after you’ve done all 7 waves of stoner survival

[fervent rapids]

0ooooo

thank you

[buoyant wadi]

so does night time this week for 420 always rain? its lowk annoying slipping and sliding all the time

[fervent rapids]

yes it’s so annoying

and i hate how dark it is

[buoyant wadi]

it looks cool especially cuz im running on high graphics most of the time but ur right its way too dark

[soft dawn]

Why

[worldly iron]

Anyone got a lcc avarus

[fervent rapids]

igy

[soft dawn]

30fps

[buoyant wadi]

me?

[soft dawn]

Me sadly

[buoyant wadi]

oh, rip

[soft dawn]

Ok mb

[buoyant wadi]

i run 60. idk how to make it go higher tho, i try everything and it aint raising the limit.

[fervent rapids]

anyone play pvp?

[buoyant wadi]

but i feel like my fps counter is wrong but this smoothness loosk exactly like 120 fps

[elder basalt]

Hows 100k/min?

[barren summit]

same

[lean zinc]

Thats what your lfg channels are for

[soft dawn]

U need a good pc

[buoyant wadi]

its not that i promise u, ive put lowest graphics possible, my fps limit is at 120, refresh rate at 120, everything, i have a mid-high end pc

[soft dawn]

Idk watch a tutorial

[unique spade]

need some1 on xbox soi can get orange joggers u can get purple joggers

[fresh magnet]

@unique spade, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @barren summit

[nocturne patrol]

So strange to me how the most basic old cars are considered valuable and rare, and actually sought out just because they aren’t sold anymore

[unique spade]

sigh

[nocturne patrol]

Like when people would call you poor for driving a vacca around, now it’s a special car

[safe shale]

those are the same undesirables who are fans of modded cars most likely

[patent bone]

I know Rockstar gotta be making more trailers and gameplay videos for GTA 6 they been busy asf

[unique spade]

yo u want purple joggers

[safe shale]

[unique spade]

yes or no

ok nvm

[safe shale]

ok nvm

[unique spade]

why odnt randoms join last match standing anymore

[digital bluff]

One of yall have to know something about NPSSO tokens & psn modding for gta

[unique spade]

better use youtube

[robust sinew]

Okay boys I have 2 million rn should I buy the dr. Dre building or the Cayo submarine thing

[gloomy zinc]

THIS NEW WEATHER IS SHITTTT

[digital bluff]

Slick that shits being heavily gatekept YouTube has nothing on that lmao

[unique spade]

are u talkinga b the halloween weather

i dont mind it

[robust sinew]

Okay boys I have 2 million rn should I buy the dr. Dre building or the Cayo submarine thing

[gloomy zinc]

this rainy weather

[gloomy zinc]

go for cayo, solo money maker

[granite kelp]

So bad yellow weather

Lol

[unique spade]

how long is it gonnna take some1 to join my last team standing ineed orange joggers this is hell 💔💔💔💔

[granite kelp]

Hey bro how to get chat access in #gta-online-mk2

[unique spade]

i do not know

i jusy joined

[granite kelp]

I'm new to

[obtuse forge]

you need to be level 25 in the server

[granite kelp]

Ohhhk

[granite kelp]

I am new in gta v online i don't have much knowledge I have now 5m$ what should I buy to make profit

[gloomy zinc]

you could go with nightmarket, agency or setup cayo perico for solo grind

[granite kelp]

I'm doing cayo and diamond casino I'm bored in this

[gloomy zinc]

then you should not farm or grind, just enjoy the game

[granite kelp]

This will give 1m$ per hr ?

[frigid holly]

when did they release that?

[gloomy zinc]

cayo is like 40-50 mins per heist if you grind it

[frigid holly]

i only started playing again yday

[gloomy zinc]

this week 😭

[frigid holly]

great time to come back...... lol

[granite kelp]

Yes cayo is the most easy one

[gloomy zinc]

fr

[frigid holly]

i finally finished last dose missions, idk what to do now

[granite kelp]

😭

[gloomy zinc]

have you completed drug wars?

[frigid holly]

||that car is out of control though||

[granite kelp]

I don't remember

[gloomy zinc]

first dose, last dose missions

[granite kelp]

I think completed

[gloomy zinc]

I think i would sell it if I had options

[granite kelp]

And vencient one too done

[gloomy zinc]

its dax ones

fresh meat

[frigid holly]

nah but it makes police getaways cheese ez

[unique spade]

this weather throws off every color of my cars and its pissing me off

[frigid holly]

vs the penumbra lol, that's the only other car i own

[gloomy zinc]

thats the catch, I have like 20 cars costing nearly 3m so I dont like it

[granite kelp]

I think I will make that 5m$ to 8m$ and buy mk2 oppresor

[gloomy zinc]

you dont have it?

[frigid holly]

rich boi

[granite kelp]

Nope I don't have

I have vigilantee

[frigid holly]

i'm still confused as to why google AI told me to buy a clubhouse for $365k

when i own a nightclub

[gloomy zinc]

its 6M right?

[frigid holly]

i think it's to have MC businesses for the nightclub ig

[granite kelp]

6m$ is trade price

But I didn't unlocked that

[gloomy zinc]

you should unlock trade price as it would get you nightclub, terrorbyte etc

[nocturne patrol]

I have 364mil spent on vehicles and maintenance 😮‍💨😅

[soft dawn]

Yo

[granite kelp]

Daym

[frigid holly]

dang how u get that dough

[soft dawn]

Did u glitch money?

[frigid holly]

i'm lucky if i have $1M+

[granite kelp]

Some people have 1b$ lol

[nocturne patrol]

1000+ hours of playtime

[soft dawn]

So its earned money

[gloomy zinc]

come i show you 40s oppressors in same garage

[iron forge]

d a m n

[nocturne patrol]

Lmao I remember doing that with deluxos on my old account with the frozen money glitch

[gloomy zinc]

lol, i grinded it though

im not banned lmfao

[granite kelp]

Woah

Is there now any glitch left

[nocturne patrol]

Neither was my other account, just a family members account I don’t use anymore lol

[gloomy zinc]

cayo like 2 days ago, got money twice for doing once

servers down thing

[granite kelp]

How lol

[gloomy zinc]

fk u raptor

[gloomy zinc]

its fixed right?

[granite kelp]

I don't know I didn't got tho

Some hackers came and keep Dropping money lol

But I didn't pick up

I don't want to get ban 😂

[gloomy zinc]

i blame rockstargames for it

shit anti-cheat

[granite kelp]

Yea

But now very less modders

[gloomy zinc]

i see them every lobby

[granite kelp]

Lol your luck is very bad

[wind copper]

What's with server in pc I am not able to join gta online 😭

[granite kelp]

Bug

[granite kelp]

Login in rockstar games and then try

[wind copper]

Ok thanks man

[granite kelp]

I'm going to do 100 times pizza delivery

Lets see how much I get

21 times = 1m$

[gloomy zinc]

damn its giving so much this week

[granite kelp]

Yes 4x

[quiet widget]

Check rp too

[granite kelp]

Yes I seen

It's good now pizza delivery is easiest earning

If the 🛵 get little more faster

[quiet widget]

I calculate 4.7 million something

[gloomy zinc]

you guys are nerd bruh

[granite kelp]

Lol

[gloomy zinc]

did you complete the 420 event?

[granite kelp]

Is there any way that I can upgrade or buy new pizza delivery bike ?

I want faster

[quiet widget]

Maybe you can buy one that upgrade

[granite kelp]

From where

[quiet widget]

southern san andreas super autos

[granite kelp]

Okay thanks

[quiet widget]

I don't know this would be work but still you can try.

[granite kelp]

From where

[quiet widget]

[granite kelp]

Oh same location

😂

Sorry my fault

[quiet widget]

Bro have trust issues

[granite kelp]

No

[granite kelp]

He said buy pizza boy that's why I asked him where

[quiet widget]

Whatever -

[warped kettle]

Y’all explain something that’s insanely wild to me. If “Hunting pack(Get Lamar)” missions are x4 and give you 100k if you win best of two, why is nobody joining

[soft dawn]

8am and im playing gta

[granite kelp]

Change your character to male 😂

Only the solution

Lol 😂

Change the name too

[warped kettle]

Change server location 🗣️ 🔥

[granite kelp]

Cool

[unique spade]

modded outfits take too much enegry from me ughhh

why lester js react 2 me what i said

[granite kelp]

Same goes to pizza delivery yesterday I made 3m$

Today I will upgrade the scooter and I made 10m$ more in 5 hrs

[warped kettle]

Peak

I’m just a bit bewildered that nobody would join an actually fun activity

[granite kelp]

Best farming during heist in cooldown

[nocturne patrol]

Stoner survival is also good money. 168k + 420k your first time then 168k in 10 minutes basically everytime

[warped kettle]

Ooh I want to do stoner survival but I’m ass 😭

[austere ginkgo]

Swear

[unique spade]

same

[granite kelp]

Ohh pizza delivery gives 88k in 8 minutes

[austere ginkgo]

Ts impossible on your own

[granite kelp]

Ok I will try today stoner survival

[static flint]

Is it really worth saving up for a mansion I do have every Mc business expect for grass and document or should I just save up for an oppressor

[granite kelp]

That's what I'm saving for

[static flint]

Yeah it’s just sooo expensive

[sweet trellis]

mk1 or mk2?

[static flint]

Mk2

[mighty isle]

okay mister lvl1000 sir

teach me how to shunt boost

[sweet trellis]

if you mostly only use your mc business’s id go with the mansion

if you flex with a lot of different things mk2

mk2 is still the #1 grinding vehicle

[granite kelp]

Sparrow is good tho

[sweet trellis]

i never said it wasn’t

[granite kelp]

No need any insurance

[sweet trellis]

you shouldn’t be breaking your mk2 grinding 😂

[mighty isle]

it is worth buying a mk2

[granite kelp]

Yes

[mighty isle]

its faster to do cayo preps

[granite kelp]

Buy both 👍

[warped kettle]

My pleas were heard

[granite kelp]

Yes I use sparrow for now to faster preps

[sweet trellis]

it’s worth it yeah but probably go for a mansion instead mk2 won’t magically make you 10x faster the mansion will though

[mighty isle]

sparrow is faster is u have the sub parked far away

[static flint]

Yeah I’ll do that

[mighty isle]

but if u park it near ls mk2 is faster

[sweet trellis]

rich man villa is the main one i use

[granite kelp]

I just jump every time with a parasuit I have no time to land lol

[sweet trellis]

that probably takes longer

[granite kelp]

It's not

Faster

[sweet trellis]

jump out your in the air crashing down you go under for a split second then have to swim

[mint onyx]

sparrow is very good

[sweet trellis]

landing is faster if you can actually fly

[granite kelp]

Why land on water ?

[sweet trellis]

and if you can’t do it fast then skill issue

[supple sentinel]

does the enhanced version fix the problem that you sometimes get stuck in loading screens????

[mighty isle]

u can speed land

[gleaming flower]

what does lf mean?

[sweet trellis]

land on the sub genius

[mighty isle]

turn the helicopter around it breaks momentum

[mint onyx]

just fly over it and spam e

teleports u inside

[sweet trellis]

exactly

[granite kelp]

Lol

[sweet trellis]

i find the mk2 better for cayo either way

[granite kelp]

Casino is rigged now a days everytime dealer gets blackjack

☹️

[keen hearth]

flying is

easy

[sweet trellis]

slot machines is the way

[granite kelp]

That's is more rigged

[sweet trellis]

try it on keyboard and mouse

[keen hearth]

okay

and I will be good at it

[mighty isle]

flying is easy on kb and mouse

[keen hearth]

[sweet trellis]

i made 11.1 mil from them

[granite kelp]

I use numpad 🤣

[mighty isle]

its easy he is bluffing

[sweet trellis]

if you have a 100% keyboard

[keen hearth]

everything on keyboard is easy

[mighty isle]

buy one?

[sweet trellis]

terrible

65% is the best

[mighty isle]

the funny part is my controls are based on this

so idk what ur issue is

numpad keys arent binded

[nova fulcrum]

Does it tell me when the cooldown expires

[granite kelp]

I play gta online in console any time any where and when I'm in home I play in pc

[sweet trellis]

pavel texts you

[sweet trellis]

i have literally no idea what your even talking about

[mighty isle]

ur unable to fly

without using numpad

[sweet trellis]

have you ever seen my fly

[sweet trellis]

incorrect

[mighty isle]

iam not using numpad

[granite kelp]

Numpad or mouse

[sweet trellis]

are you saying i can’t or it’s impossible

[granite kelp]

Both works

[mighty isle]

show me a video of you flying

till them iam saying u cant

[sweet trellis]

so you would like me to load up my pc to make you look like a clown

[mighty isle]

i do

[sweet trellis]

weird guy

[granite kelp]

🤣

[sweet trellis]

give it a break

[mighty isle]

i wanna see how u fly on pc since u said its hard

i never seen someone at such a high lvl says its hard

[soft dawn]

So much red in chat

[sweet trellis]

why are you so obsessed with my level

[soft dawn]

Btw why does for some ppl the bunker supply only cost 30k but for me 75

[mighty isle]

why do u have it on ur name tag xd

[sweet trellis]

say that to the other thousands of people with it

[soft dawn]

Like angel

[sweet trellis]

why do you have MkI pump shotty in your name

[sweet trellis]

no clue who that is

[tiny crater]

Who said that?

[mighty isle]

u cant come with ur own answer?

[mighty isle]

thats a gun not a lvl

[sweet trellis]

that is my own answer

[sweet trellis]

literally what are you talking about 😭😭😭

[tiny crater]

@mighty isle @sweet trellis Move to DMs

[sweet trellis]

stop begging it to me dawg

[sweet trellis]

ion wanna dm this random that’s obsessed

[tiny crater]

Then stop it.

[sweet trellis]

i can stop although he does make it difficult

[tiny crater]

Will see.

[supple parrot]

this game is boring asf

[lavish slate]

👂

Is bro onto something?

[barren summit]

caht how to see my lvl

nvm

[supple parrot]

game is just boring thats all probably the most boring thing in the entire universe

[lavish slate]

Z on pc

[lavish slate]

sure I guess

[lavish quarry]

Full hanger and tidy nightclub sale later I’m sitting north of 6m
What do I want to do w the money

[lavish slate]

[nova fulcrum]

what are the important contacts that i should keep on my phone

[supple parrot]

lester

[barren summit]

chat started 3 days ago got 3miil lvl 80
what should I buy agency?

opressor?

[nova fulcrum]

how did you get 30m in 3days

[barren summit]

shark cards

[lavish slate]

buy the pizza bike

[supple parrot]

haxx guaranteed

[barren summit]

and delivery pizza

[lavish slate]

what hacks 🥀

[nova fulcrum]

what’s that

[supple parrot]

its impossible to make 30 mil

[lavish slate]

Cap

[barren summit]

wait I didnt mean to write 30

[supple parrot]

[nova fulcrum]

what

[barren summit]

it was 3mil

[lavish slate]

I make 30 million pizzas in my sleep!

[supple parrot]

[barren summit]

check #gta-media

[nova fulcrum]

oh

[modest radish]

@fickle hemlock dm

[lavish slate]

[supple parrot]

bro sus asf now he got caught

[soft dawn]

Saw videos

[lavish quarry]

Mors, mechanic, Lester, mutt make a good baseline
Imani’s out of sight is stupid useful
Yohan exists
Dax if you haven’t finished 10 missions for him
Outside of that nothing really jumps, enough that you can quick cycle up once or twice to jump to mechanic

[barren summit]

#gta-media

[soft dawn]

@lavish slate this individual

[supple parrot]

[sweet trellis]

okay

[soft dawn]

Bro dont give af

[supple parrot]

[barren summit]

its okay
its just me grinding

[lavish slate]

huh?

[barren summit]

the shark cards was monthly subscription

[supple parrot]

bro play other games than this boring shi

[barren summit]

plus gta

[soft dawn]

Nothing bro

[supple parrot]

play marvel rivals instead

[barren summit]

imma grind for fun wbu?

[barren summit]

ayt

[supple parrot]

there zero gyat or just grind grind, then tryhards blow your shit up, buy shi and the cycle continues

[barren summit]

skill issue?

[supple parrot]