gta-online

[sturdy geode]

msot players are willing to tolerate the slow grind to have fun

[lavish slate]

I haven’t bought the property, I stopped T4 since we did CMM for doomsday

And the biker stuff

[uncut wigeon]

bro is not getting 100% career

[wise silo]

Bro ive played legitimately for a long time, i have no reason to do it anymore

[lavish slate]

idk if I want to anymore

[soft dawn]

Thats right

[lavish slate]

Plus I’m genuinely busy with uni

and work

[sturdy geode]

i don't have the time to do 100% for carrer progress, nor the will

[lavish slate]

although I have 50 hours to spare for story mode

hahahaa

[plain trail]

are there dirt bikes in online

[little pine]

New Gen makes gta5 easy enough frfr

[lavish slate]

yes?

[plain trail]

where

[candid ermine]

Obviously

[soft dawn]

On the map

[wise silo]

I grinded 300mil legitimately and that shi took me forever, im not doing that shi again

[lavish slate]

@uncut wigeon how many T4s do you have now? Mind sharing a link? I lwk might roll back on it since my break is in a few days

[candid ermine]

Buy em

[lavish slate]

Do you wanna go to our server rq?

[plain trail]

cant find in shop mate

[sturdy geode]

that's the entire purpose even after 13 years 😭

[soft dawn]

Holy cap

[lavish slate]

Southern San Andreas has them

[candid ermine]

What shop you looking at

[plain trail]

all

[lavish slate]

Warstock has them

[soft dawn]

Created acc 2022 checked my total income in like 2024 i had 200mil earned

[wise silo]

When youve olayed the game for 8 years its really not even that much

[sturdy geode]

i've made about $390 million since I started playing last year

[candid ermine]

Wdym all of them

[little pine]

Why do you need to glitch for money if you made 300mil?

[jovial locust]

[soft dawn]

Unless u didnt spend it all until u got to 300mil

[sturdy geode]

key word is made
I've spent most of that

[plain trail]

i just looked through all the shops and there is no dirt bikes

[wise silo]

That 300mil was being spent as i was making it

[jovial locust]

Not true

[candid ermine]

On your phone right?

[wise silo]

No it got soent as i was making it

[plain trail]

yep

[soft dawn]

Mistake

[candid ermine]

That's straight up impossible

[plain trail]

ok

[jovial locust]

Every southern motor sport gots a few bikes

[soft dawn]

Bro said ok

[plain trail]

so where do i get

[wise silo]

It took me years to make that money why would i not be spending as i played over time

[jovial locust]

War stock gots the mk2 and oppressor

[candid ermine]

Go to southern and go to the bikes tab

[soft dawn]

I mean sure spend it but not everything so that u have 0$

For example u need money for setups

[jovial locust]

They even got a website for bmx bikes

[sturdy geode]

i stay above $20 million

[soft dawn]

I stay above 1mil

[sturdy geode]

I try not to drop below $20 million even if I've made $390 million lifetime earnings

[wise silo]

I havent had less than a mil in like 3 years

[soft dawn]

Thats nice

[wise silo]

A mil is pennies now tho

[soft dawn]

Damn give me some

[sturdy geode]

i wish i could 😭

i don't like being below $20 million

[soft dawn]

Makes one feel poor

[candid ermine]

Can you even give money to other players?

[sturdy geode]

if not a CEO/MC President, you can drop some cash upon death

if its not deposited in the bank

[soft dawn]

Only cars but they need to buy them

[sweet trellis]

do you have any modded cars

[sturdy geode]

as in?

[jovial locust]

True

[sturdy geode]

like merged parts?

[soft dawn]

Watch him say f1 wheels

[sturdy geode]

no

[sweet trellis]

just anything cool paint biggest part

plates too maybe

[sturdy geode]

i don't. all my vehicles are vanilla except one Itali vehicle with a north yankton plate

[sweet trellis]

rather bennys my g

[soft dawn]

I got adder with bennys

[sturdy geode]

i don't have Bennys or F1s on any of my non applicable vehicles

[sweet trellis]

i’m on xbox tho

[sturdy geode]

they have the wheels that are allowed and not merged

[soft dawn]

Im ps5

[sweet trellis]

is console cross play

[sturdy geode]

no

[soft dawn]

Nope

[sweet trellis]

damn

[sturdy geode]

its peer to peer per platform

[soft dawn]

Which I dont understand

[sturdy geode]

Xbox One/Xbox One only
PC legacy/PC legacy you get it

[soft dawn]

But why is there no crossplay

[sturdy geode]

i don't understand the appeal of F1s on any other vehicle besides the open wheel class

i would love to have Bennys rims on some of my other vehicles, but I don't like the F1s on any other vehicle

[sweet trellis]

some cars look nicer with it

widebody cars

[soft dawn]

F1 wheels on batmobile

[sturdy geode]

no 😭

[abstract crown]

F1 on insurgent looks sick icl

[sturdy geode]

the Vigilante's vehicles still leave normal tire marks

[sweet trellis]

i have a black f1 insurgent it’s cool asl

[sturdy geode]

they aren't fully "F1"

[abstract crown]

Ya i got the galaxy livery w f1s shit is beautiful

Think its glitched livery too

[jovial locust]

not bad

[abstract crown]

Black would go hard

[sweet trellis]

my insurgent pick up has that

i don’t think it’s an actual in game livery

[soft dawn]

Insurgent lowk ass

[sturdy geode]

got decent armor though

[sweet trellis]

i prefer my kuruma to it

[sturdy geode]

can't be deformed either

[soft dawn]

Nightshark>

[sturdy geode]

i prefer my Virtue over Kuruma (Armored)

[soft dawn]

virtue not it aswell its slow

[sweet trellis]

easily shot out of

[soft dawn]

Acceleration is good

[sturdy geode]

i also think its funny the armored luxury cars are slower than Kuruma (Armored) but can withstand ONE missile unlike Kuruma (Armored)

[soft dawn]

Like any other vehicle

[sturdy geode]

(Cognoscenti, Schafter, Baller LE/LWB)

[sweet trellis]

not really

[sturdy geode]

i think Schafter V12 (Armored) may be faster than Kuruma (Armored)

[soft dawn]

Omnis e gt is slow also

[fleet crane]

what does moeny laundering in car wash does??

[soft dawn]

All these electrics are slow

Except the mk2 one

[sturdy geode]

Cyclone II is the fastest speed wise with HSW

[fleet crane]

i mean what is the benifit

[sweet trellis]

cyclone II hsw

[soft dawn]

Police doesnt get attention that u do illegal stuff

[sturdy geode]

but Virtue has best acceleration even if not too fast, and Imani Tech (armor/missile lock on jammer)

[sweet trellis]

cyclone has faster

[soft dawn]

Yes that one but steering is ass

[sturdy geode]

ik that, but Virtue's acceleration is marginally faster

[fleet crane]

if i dont have carwash what will the police do to my business??

[sweet trellis]

no it’s not

[soft dawn]

Nothing because u dont have the carwash but even if you have it and its on red nothing will happen

[sturdy geode]

Virtue's acceleration for 0-60 is 1.53-1.8 seconds

[sweet trellis]

i go by 0-100

[fleet crane]

lol..... so no use.........not worth???

[soft dawn]

Carwash is a good business if u keep doing the missions

[sweet trellis]

cyclone II 0-60 is 1.3-1.5 seconds 👍

[sturdy geode]

its still 1.53-1.8 seconds even in 0-100km/h

[fast reef]

Isn't that logical - heavier armor makes them slower?

[soft dawn]

I made couple hundred K from it

Tung tung tung sahur

[sweet trellis]

@sturdy geode

[sturdy geode]

i just saw

[lunar island]

yes

[wary folio]

They would not be allowed to in the server

[sweet trellis]

js download a menu

[soft dawn]

Im yo biggest fan

[wary folio]

#server-announcements message @lunar island

[final obsidian]

Im so close to 555 crates

[sweet trellis]

everyone still openly says it in the pc chats i don’t think the mods care

[sturdy geode]

i think they do

[wary folio]

@weary spoke

[sweet trellis]

grass

[sturdy geode]

is brown

[wary folio]

He might know the answer and the fact they are on PC

[final obsidian]

Does anyone know if the sell mission for 111 crates is one plane or 2 trucks?

[soft dawn]

Idk

[final obsidian]

What did you say to me

[little pine]

Lowkey gonna acid lab max frfr

[soft dawn]

Idk

[wary folio]

I could be wrong but I think if it's the land vehicle it can be up to 3 for a full warehouse but the tug and plane I think would only be one vehicle

[little pine]

Get max supplies sel when full repeat frfr

[soft dawn]

600k

[little pine]

Damn I make 600k when I have max product?

[sweet trellis]

acid lab is shit

[sturdy geode]

easiest solo business

[sweet trellis]

still shit

[soft dawn]

Full product name changed for boost and the 250k upgrade and full lobby

[little pine]

What do you prefer then?

[soft dawn]

Gets u like 600k

[lunar island]

Does anyone actually know why the heist quick joins are so trash

[sweet trellis]

casino big con with diamonds 👍

[soft dawn]

Why

[sweet trellis]

low cash

[sturdy geode]

yes

[soft dawn]

Its close to 600k

[soft dawn]

Its ez money

[lunar island]

Nightclub w equipment upgrades mogs acid lab

[soft dawn]

No shi

[sturdy geode]

takes forever

[little pine]

Night club requires other bussiness though

[lunar island]

Special orders are kinda trash they need to make it 20% not 10%

[sweet trellis]

avi cluckin bell cayo auto shop contracts etc etc are better

[soft dawn]

Actually no u can just call hao to get the nc crates but that takes forever to fill

[soft dawn]

Those are heists

[lunar island]

Idk who is wasting their time manually refilling the crates

[little pine]

Active income will always be better than passive income?

[sweet trellis]

you said ez money

[soft dawn]

Yea ez money for acid lab

[lunar island]

I only do them when theres timers on agencys

[sweet trellis]

i’d genuinely rather the nightclub safe

[soft dawn]

Also when is dr dre on 2x

[lunar island]

Yeah the safe is a good bonus

I made my money back on nightclub in like 3 days worth ofplaying

[soft dawn]

Ofc u did triple t

[sweet trellis]

i spent like 6 million on my nightclub would take me a while

[soft dawn]

Why so much

[lunar island]

6 mil?

[final obsidian]

Did anyone here dislike red dead and prefer gta over it

[sweet trellis]

i like to max all my business’s when i buy them

[lunar island]

Red dead online is lowkey ah

[soft dawn]

But its not 6mil bud

[dapper sphinx]

I like both but prefer GTAO, RDO is good casual fun sometimes but not as main game

[obtuse forge]

i like the story mode, online is hot garbage

[sweet trellis]

5.5 it was around 👍

probably more

[frank skiff]

red dead online is bad

[soft dawn]

Damn

Only good thing about rdo are the graphics

[frank skiff]

the game itself is beautiful tho

[lunar island]

did u buy the most expensive location or smth cuz mine with maxwarehouse production costed prob 3 mil

[obtuse forge]

and those Red dead RP servers are filled with such cringe creatures

[sweet trellis]

mansion was my most expensive purchase around 19 million and it’s genuinely useless

[sturdy geode]

fast travel anywhere

[little pine]

I’m lowkey gonna be in the flow state selling bunker,acid, and nightclub cargo frfr

[sweet trellis]

most expensive one i’ve never used my nightclub before

[soft dawn]

Its for flex

[lunar island]

Its got some good boosts tho

[frank skiff]

most of the red dead servers in general are cringe

[gilded sage]

Fast Travel and Business Production Boost?

[sturdy geode]

master control terminal, pets, business boost

[sweet trellis]

i’m big flexing i got all 3 maxed out

[lunar island]

Flexing the female voice ai LOL

[sweet trellis]

don’t use any of the business’s

[gilded sage]

Damn.

[sweet trellis]

i do casino and cayo

[soft dawn]

My heart skips a beat when she calls me daddy

[lunar island]

Yeah thats ur problem

[gilded sage]

Do something else, brother.

[frank skiff]

ai voice lowk anoying after a min

[lunar island]

At least open a garmet factory 😭

[sweet trellis]

i have literally every single last business’s maxed out

[obtuse forge]

i just tie up people, throw them off cliffs in story mode.. this fills me with enough joy

[sweet trellis]

never even stepped foot in mine tbh

[soft dawn]

Damn malice dangerous

[frank skiff]

story mode is just better in general

[obtuse forge]

[soft dawn]

This week the bail thing is op for gta+ members

[sweet trellis]

for the 2 days it takes to complete it

[soft dawn]

500k for the red target

[frank skiff]

yeah but still good

[obtuse forge]

i dont own a bail office

[sweet trellis]

the bail office is the one with the cuffs at mission row right?

[frank skiff]

very amusing to

[soft dawn]

Not worth it but it is this week

[soft dawn]

Yes

[frank skiff]

besides when arthur dies

[obtuse forge]

you get police outfit this week doing bail offices right?

[soft dawn]

4x money for gta+ members is crazy

[soft dawn]

5 dispatch missions

[frank skiff]

oooo a police outfit lmao

[lunar island]

the bale office is trash for making money but one of the best buisnesses to run

[obtuse forge]

dispatch is bail office?

[soft dawn]

Its good for money this week

[soft dawn]

No dispatch missions are the ones where u sit in the police car

[frank skiff]

idk i like doing the drug mc buisiness plus nightclub

[obtuse forge]

idk who im gonna police with that outfit but its an unlock i guess 😭🙏

[lunar island]

Yea mc buisnesses are absolutely boring af to run

[obtuse forge]

so you just buy a police car?

and do 5 missions

[soft dawn]

Yes

[frank skiff]

the people that try to rp as a cop in gtao are goofy mf

[lunar island]

I genuinely hate mc buisnesses

[soft dawn]

The stx pursuit is free for gta+

[frank skiff]

they are but easy

[soft dawn]

we ALL did that bro

[frank skiff]

nah aint a nark

[soft dawn]

Tuff

[obtuse forge]

lol you should see the people RP as cops in fiveM servers. They literally think they are doing a real job

[frank skiff]

they all suck at driving to

[sweet trellis]

on dogs

[frank skiff]

oh i know

ive played in them servers b4

[sweet trellis]

the people in the gangs are worse for it tbh

[frank skiff]

fr

most the time peopel just stand around selling drugs to npcs

people*

[obtuse forge]

yes they are snowflakes, one word and the meltdown starts so much for a gangster

[frank skiff]

ong

[sweet trellis]

exactly one wrong word and your sitting on a aircraft carrier in the middle of a ocean

[frank skiff]

lmao

[sweet trellis]

sitting have to clean up something

[soft dawn]

Who even rp‘s bro

[sweet trellis]

the people who pay alot of money

[frank skiff]

i couldnt play fivem for very long i tried for like cpl weeks n just got bored

[obtuse forge]

i tried few times, it got boring

[soft dawn]

Rp is just rl but ingame just go outside😭✌️

[sweet trellis]

i found a server i liked a lot played for around 4-5 months ish

[frank skiff]

id rather just run lobbys in normal gta servers

[little pine]

We can’t be fr

[frank skiff]

yeah but you cant die irl

[soft dawn]

What

[sweet trellis]

rp in fivem means robbing a car and shooting people

[frank skiff]

and respawn

[obtuse forge]

grand RP is kinda good, it has real cars.. like bmw m5 and shit

[soft dawn]

Guess what happens in real life

[obtuse forge]

paradise is also good enough

[sweet trellis]

the avg joe don’t do that

[sweet trellis]

server can easily be took down

[soft dawn]

Yo you know joe?

[sweet trellis]

depends

who’s asking

[soft dawn]

What a save

[soft dawn]

Joe

[frank skiff]

could be but never really do more of the car(s) just get removed

[obtuse forge]

joe brotha

[soft dawn]

You know joe?

[frank skiff]

untill someone just puts it back in the server

[obtuse forge]

joe mama HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaahah cough cough cough

[frank skiff]

joe bama

[soft dawn]

Dude coughing in text

[frank skiff]

lmao

[soft dawn]

Sonion

I hear the birds outside its 6am

[sweet trellis]

french ?

[obtuse forge]

i feel the birds inside me

[soft dawn]

Austria

[soft dawn]

Ayo?

[obtuse forge]

i woke up at 2 am

[hollow stone]

The sun

[frank skiff]

thats a time difference for me lol 11 pm

[sweet trellis]

5am

[soft dawn]

American

[frank skiff]

all i hear is fucking thunder

[soft dawn]

I was lighting before the thunder

[obtuse forge]

its summer for me

no fun

[frank skiff]

do you hear lighting?

[soft dawn]

Do you wear wigs?

[obtuse forge]

[frank skiff]

[soft dawn]

No one caught what i said

[frank skiff]

will you wear wigs

[soft dawn]

L express and lice

Expired*

[obtuse forge]

my gene has good hair

[frank skiff]

?

[soft dawn]

thats why your name is lice

Dude lice is so bad

They are so tiny you cant kill them by squeezing

[pliant kestrel]

Ps players trying not to stab eachother challenge

[soft dawn]

They been in our house once

Genuinly top 6-7 worst experience

[obtuse forge]

ew are lice those tiny insects

[soft dawn]

So tiny u cant squeeze them

What are bed bugs

[obtuse forge]

oh lice are hair insects

[obtuse forge]

squeeze your head

[soft dawn]

Bro they jump around everywhere too

U just lazy

[obtuse forge]

you want some?

[soft dawn]

Come get some

Gn guys

[azure magnet]

can someone please help me with cayo I am doing it for the first time and can not do anything

I'm just bad at stealth tbh

[obtuse forge]

i give my mattress a good mexican cartel style beating before going to sleep

guess im living with them now

the exterminator will cost alot

but tbh i dont even think there are bed bugs in my house

probably are, just not alot to notice

so does european cockroaches

those folks are disgusting and hard to get rid of

they can survive with just water

👈 🪳

who is twinkies

[high valley]

people who rp should js get a job and go outside

isw half of the gta community cares if they're rich in game but not irl

it's like those cringe tiktoks of people "retiring" in gta

[obtuse forge]

i want to RP as a nuclear scientist and kill every one in the server

[weary spoke]

I'm not always around

And my availability just got cut as well

[obtuse forge]

these RP server owners make bags with RP servers bro

[high valley]

wait shit i read that wrognly i tak eit back dont go

[obtuse forge]

people spend like a no life easy

[high valley]

i thought u meant u want to KILL the nuclear scientist

oops

[obtuse forge]

its okay, i have dyslexia too, can relate

[high valley]

bro i just woke up at 5am in the morning tbf

[elfin relic]

!rule 2

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 2

Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.

Requested by

@elfin relic

[obtuse forge]

understandable

[high valley]

!rule 7

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 7

Nicknames must be able to be mentioned. Zalgo, emojis, and others are prohibited.

Requested by

@high valley

[high valley]

oh

[elfin relic]

People live in the USA that's in the server. Don't talk bad abt someone's country you wouldn't like it either. If you got nothing good to say keep quiet

[wary folio]

😢

[final obsidian]

Am I living in a box 🎶

[high valley]

#music

[obtuse forge]

i live in agartha

[final obsidian]

Thanks for finding me the right channel

[obtuse forge]

anyways gn (its 9 am)

[final obsidian]

Gn you

[obtuse forge]

its a holiday so

constitution day

[lunar island]

Wtfis constitution day?

American thing?

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[lunar island]

ok robot

[obtuse forge]

i aint murican.. anyways lets not go off topic from here. mods not like it

[sick helm]

anyone online?

[worn turtle]

me

[static delta]

anybody know george bush strain?

[sick helm]

what?

I'm only trying to see if someone is up to hit the casino heist

[fresh magnet]

@sick helm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[sick helm]

oh okay, my bad

[sharp sand]

I got pictures of all my cars. Except for a few free ones I don't like or have yet to customize.
I just need to farm money now for the GTO and Arbiter and that's about it

[pliant kestrel]

arbiter gt :bb

[lunar island]

💀

[sharp sand]

GT

[sick helm]

what is this chat used for?

[little pine]

anything BUT gta online

[sick helm]

wait, actually?

[little pine]

no

[sick helm]

...

[elfin relic]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @elfin relic

[little pine]

this chat is used to talk about gta 5 online

[sick helm]

no way

you weak

[little pine]

why

[elfin relic]

Yes way Billy Joel piano man

[sick helm]

because you are the strongest of the weakest

[little pine]

nah im just the weakest of the strong

[sick helm]

what?

that's the whole point

[little pine]

but im also strongest of the weakest in gta5

[sick helm]

your philosophy don't make sense

so basically you are mid

[little pine]

its not philosophy its gta5

[elfin relic]

You're

[little pine]

no

[worn turtle]

guys is it more profit to do cayo as a group or solo

[little pine]

it doesnt make me mid you xbox player in gta5

[sick helm]

how can you be the weakest of the strongest, and the strongest of the weakest but not mid

[elfin relic]

Group

[lunar island]

ps players yapping away vro

[elfin relic]

Vroom?

[little pine]

"pc player go one second without glitching or exploiting"

[elfin relic]

Tf is vro

[lunar island]

2 players cuz accessto double doors

[sick helm]

am I the only xbox player here?

[little pine]

virtual bro

[worn turtle]

alr thx

[lunar island]

Jus cus you cant

[high valley]

buy a real car take pics of that

[sick helm]

you play on xbox?

[high valley]

yea

[little pine]

no one would buy a xbox in 2026

[sick helm]

can I friend you?

[high valley]

for what

[sick helm]

that's the wekeast comment I heard

[little pine]

imagine this

[high valley]

meh i have every console basically

[sick helm]

just for regular play

[high valley]

its not that bad tbh

[high valley]

what level ru tho

[sick helm]

about 67

[fresh magnet]

@sick helm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @elfin relic

[lunar island]

Dawg

[little pine]

you wanna buy you first console and you have 3 choices ps5,switch,and xbox(in 2026)

[high valley]

i use my ps5 for gt7 and fn and my xbox for everything gelse

[little pine]

which one will you choose

[high valley]

and my switch i barely use

[lunar island]

lester the e-molester yapping away

[high valley]

xbox

[little pine]

xbox has NO exclusives that are good

[fallow belfry]

koshanka

[high valley]

they used to have forza but now its gone

[sick helm]

i can surely beat you in a race

[timber temple]

Buy a pc instead

[high valley]

in real life

[fresh magnet]

@timber temple, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @timber temple

[little pine]

pc are for people who got one before the ram prices and gpu prices went up

[high valley]

okay this is overkill

[timber temple]

I didn’t mean to lol

[fallow belfry]

fr

[timber temple]

Discord has a weird gesture thing on mobile that lets you instantly react to any message

[dapper sphinx]

[little pine]

also people get consoles more then pcs because everyone knos what a console is

in your child hood there was a console

[high valley]

i js dont need one bro

[sick helm]

do yall know where I can go to a private party in gta online?

[timber temple]

People don’t know what a computer is?

[high valley]

to me a pc has no use

[dapper sphinx]

PC is by far more goated in every way

Except for GTAO

[timber temple]

That’s crazy because they’re everywhere

[brisk mortar]

What up y’all

[sick helm]

you're saying that with the PS logo

[little pine]

pcs were always more pricy then aconsole

[dapper sphinx]

I have a PC too

[timber temple]

Yeah because it isn’t limited to just gaming

Also consoles are meant to be affordable Microsoft and Sony purposefully sell them at cheaper prices despite them losing money

[sick helm]

xbox aren't limited either

[timber temple]

Well not really anymore since the both increased the prices again by a lot

[timber temple]

Can you do spreadsheets on Xbox? Can you mod games on Xbox? Can you do homework?

[little pine]

no one buys a pc for work

[worn turtle]

I have no friends so can anyone reply to my cayo lfg

[dapper sphinx]

Xbox has the browser but it's kinda inconvenient with MnK

[little pine]

you would buy a cheap laptop that cant even run roblox

[sick helm]

I lowkey can do homework

[worn turtle]

ill probably js solo again lol

[fresh magnet]

@worn turtle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @elfin relic

[little pine]

in gta5 of course

[timber temple]

What

[worn turtle]

ok im solo

[timber temple]

Not every laptop or pc is built for gaming

[dapper sphinx]

Honestly all 3 platforms are fine and it's subjective

[ivory pendant]

Which is more efficient solo money maker, Cluck n Bell or the KnoWay guy?

[sick helm]

I do the dispatch

[timber temple]

Clucking bell

Knoway is a little harder for beginners

[sharp sand]

Both

[dapper sphinx]

Similar, do the one you enjoy so you enjoy your time more

[ivory pendant]

But which is more money efficient?

[little pine]

iis it crazy to say cluckin bell is more hard then dre

[worn turtle]

wait i thought cayo was the best

[dapper sphinx]

Your talkin within mins it really does not matter

[timber temple]

It still is

[little pine]

in dre i can use my own weapons

[sick helm]

I would say clucking bell is more efficient. It is easier

[worn turtle]

ok

im loading into a cayo rn

[timber temple]

It’s only hard because rockstars idea of difficulty is giving enemies more hp and better guns

[ivory pendant]

I'm talking about profit not time

[little pine]

or because you cant use your own gear

[timber temple]

That too

I remember when you could use vehicles like the toreador in missions

[little pine]

a special carbine rifle mk2 will melt cluckin bell

[timber temple]

Best gun oat

Hope gta 6 brings it back atleast in online

[high valley]

go outside, socialise

[little pine]

in online if theres anything that can fly that isnt a helicopter or plane ima be annoyed

gliding like the mk1 is okay

[high valley]

im doing cayo today 1.5 mil

[dapper sphinx]

I have not done it in months but when done on hard and with elite it's over 600k iirc which is more than cluckin bell, and can still be done in under an hour

[timber temple]

I wouldn’t want any unrealistic vehicles to begin with

If you need to fly get a helicopter or plane

[little pine]

thats the fun in gta5

[high valley]

you guys are older than gta 4

[little pine]

riding around my batmobile

[high valley]

uncs

[timber temple]

So what

[little pine]

are you?

[high valley]

hell no

[timber temple]

Youngin

[high valley]

im only older than gta 5

[narrow oar]

Looks like someone was born yesterday

[high valley]

im in schl as we speak

[little pine]

why you talking bout you guys

[dapper sphinx]

I am older than GTA 1

[little pine]

IM in school too

[ivory pendant]

Alr I'll do ghat first

[timber temple]

30 years old minimum is wild

[dapper sphinx]

28 and a half

[little pine]

god damn

[timber temple]

Close but still

[little pine]

unc get off discord and take your medicine

[high valley]

genuinely old wtf

[timber temple]

What was the first gta you played

[high valley]

im half your age

[little pine]

tbh i cant imagine gta4 online being a real thing

[narrow oar]

Im older than gta vice city

[high valley]

gangster vegas

[timber temple]

It was

[little pine]

what was in it unc

was there a car with a huge rocket strapped on

[timber temple]

Imagine gta 5 online but it has no content besides game modes like cops n crooks

[timber temple]

It was dark and gritty

[little pine]

so it was buns

[dapper sphinx]

SA was my first

[little pine]

gta4 seems buns

[timber temple]

You had a great childhood

[little pine]

mabye story mode wasnt

[lunar island]

Unc

[little pine]

but gta4 looks buns

[timber temple]

It isn’t trust me

[dapper sphinx]

I used to upload cheat code vids at like 9

[high valley]

u guys had ass childhoods uncs

[little pine]

your right im a uncle

[lunar island]

Gta4 is peak

[high valley]

i grew up playing most wanted on my iPAD

and hot pursuit

[lunar island]

its so simple and good

[high valley]

pushing 30s and ttt pfp

[narrow oar]

Going outside was more fun than being an ipad kid but you wouldnt know that

[little pine]

"it had no content and was boring outside of story mode"

[little pine]

dont disespect the tripple t

[lunar island]

Yeah so what huh

[timber temple]

GTA 4 online isn’t even playable nowadays only on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360

[high valley]

i did go outside my parents never let me pplay that much when i was younger

[timber temple]

It got removed in the pc version after an update in 2018

[high valley]

i was always with my dad going to car events

[little pine]

tbh bro NO one in my neighbour went outside

[timber temple]

Mainly cuz it needed games for windows live to work which ended support 14 years ago

[little pine]

there was nothing to do outside beside riding my bike in teh same circle over and voer again

[high valley]

empl*yment

[little pine]

your old enough to be drafted

[timber temple]

If he’s older than 25 he’s golden

[narrow oar]

Yall talk like you wouldnt grow old

[little pine]

the aged got changed i think

[high valley]

why are u old

[timber temple]

I doubt it

[narrow oar]

Ever asked that question to your parents?

[high valley]

if aging is your power, what are you without it?

[pliant kestrel]

Playing gta and being scared of employment is so funny

[high valley]

yes actually i have

[timber temple]

Socrates ragebait doesn’t work here kid

[little pine]

aslong gta5 online is up i will never be a old person

[high valley]

im not a kid 🥹

[narrow oar]

What did they say

[high valley]

that im gonna be old as well

[pliant kestrel]

Theres a funny little "new member" icon next to their name

[little pine]

since im 16 they wont beat my ahh

they just give me the face

[narrow oar]

There you have your answer then

[lunar island]

Ay as long as they dont push gta 6 back again i might be at the ripe age to play it!

[timber temple]

didnt notice i was on mobile just then lol

[pliant kestrel]

you think gta6 is releasing on time :b

[high valley]

i have to ask my parents to get it

[little pine]

prime age to play gta5 is when your like 50 years old retired with nothing better to do

[high valley]

probably wont they watched me play gta 5 and they were angry atme

[timber temple]

bro what

youre making me think youre younger than i thought

[high valley]

how old did u think i am

[timber temple]

14

[high valley]

no older

[timber temple]

16?

[high valley]

15

[pliant kestrel]

someone can be over 20 and still live with their parents believe it or not, although giving this person attention is straying from chat's topic

[little pine]

are you asking them to buy it?

[high valley]

yes

[little pine]

oh

[high valley]

as in i have to ask for their permission to buy it

[dapper sphinx]

damn u was 3 when GTA V dropped thats insane

[little pine]

hold up so your asking your parents to buy something with your own money

[high valley]

yea

[lunar island]

only acceptable to live with your parents after 20 is like after college

[timber temple]

wild

[high valley]

m not even supposed to play im supposed to focus on studying

[little pine]

is it crazy to say if you have a job itss smart to live with your parents till 21

[timber temple]

only in america is it strange for adult children to still be living with their parents

in most parts of the world living in the same household until your parents die is tradition even

[high valley]

im not doing that personally

[timber temple]

fair

[little pine]

that sounds depressing

[lunar island]

Thats mostly indian and asian traditions to stay with parents (not being racist or nun mods)

[little pine]

indian people are asian

[timber temple]

2.5 billion people combined btw

[lunar island]

vro

[pliant kestrel]

[timber temple]

we are talking about it

[dapper sphinx]

[timber temple]

this is all in universe discussion for the immersion

[little pine]

yk micheals ki din gta5?

in*

[pliant kestrel]

I don't think you are. 2.5billion people isn't even how much people are on los santos, everyone knows theres an unlimited number of clones

[little pine]

we were talking about him and how someone people do the same ecact thing as him

[dapper sphinx]

Yk what's more depressing
Not spending enough time with them

[little pine]

if you live with your parents forever there gonna die then your alone in that house

[dapper sphinx]

Quite a particular case there I suppose

[lunar island]

Living with your parents and also having a wife who lives w you is crazy

[little pine]

which how jimmy from gta5 will end up

[little pine]

my sister did that recently

[pliant kestrel]

Im pretty sure its lore accurate gta players are alone at the top with everything and nothing, parents are only used in character creation and you cannot have a wife or anything else

[little pine]

with 2 kids for half a year

[dapper sphinx]

This is a valid point to a certain extent

[lavish slate]

They said he moved out so I expect to see him in GTA 6

I wonder if he'll be a seller

[little pine]

he prob gonna be like trevor

[dapper sphinx]

I miss when you could use grandma/grandpa and your habits in GTAO char creation

[lavish slate]

😭

[little pine]

wait no trevor is too goated

[lunar island]

e kitten ahh pfp

[little pine]

is it crazy to say trevor is right

he is valid

micheal is in the wrong

[lunar island]

Yeah nah for my first playthrough i picked to get rid o him

[pliant kestrel]

back when you had hours and not numerical stats for your stat page, I remember it

[lunar island]

it was for his own good

[little pine]

the way he dies is just sad

also imagine you have 2 frineds one got killed and the other plotted for the OTHER friend to get killed and escaped and became a millionaire

also you went to jail

[lunar island]

The other guy who got buried was kinda a chode tho

[worn turtle]

NOGEIOATJHIOJEROJYIJH3QIO5JHGIO4JQHIOBJWI5O46JHI4J6JIH4'6JH

bro i died in cayo

[little pine]

never in dre btw

dre the better heist

[worn turtle]

i was biking away

and i got flinged off and landed wrong

[cold garden]

Dre is not even a Heist

[lunar island]

Cayo more fun then dre tho

[little pine]

i still count it has one

[lunar island]

Yeah thats what they all say

[little pine]

it has 10 setups

[lunar island]

"its a contact mission"

[worn turtle]

i died again

i lost 300k

[little pine]

dre is cheaper to get

its easier and way more repeatable

[lavish slate]

Yeah it’s just a client job if you think about it

[fleet crane]

which is the best mansion in gta?

[lavish slate]

one long big client job of recovering his phone

[lavish slate]

the most expensive one imo

[pliant kestrel]

Incorrect. Its a contract, contact series are missions you can start like cluckin bell, Avi missions, or the first and last dose.

[lavish slate]

This ^

it’s THE contract

[little pine]

anything to defend cayo

[lunar island]

🤓

[worn turtle]

I MISSED MY FRICKING HEADSHOT

OMG

[cold garden]

That was a side quest, the main job was physical abuse and kidnapping a dude

[little pine]

even if dre doesnt coutn as a heist

[lavish slate]

correct

[little pine]

dre is a better money maker then cayo

[fleet crane]

they are same price ig

[lavish slate]

and listening to Dre's music in an invisible car

[worn turtle]

theres no point of liofe

[cold garden]

I went out for a smoke when it happens.

[little pine]

dre heist would probably be fun if i played with sound

[lavish slate]

They’re all the same other than a different view, location and “backyard” design

[worn turtle]

bro my secondary loot is 100k

[lavish slate]

Who’s driving then 😭

[cold garden]

Restart the Heist or watch a tutorial and try again, ranting here won't help

[fleet crane]

which one has the best view ??

[cold garden]

That's the neat part

[neon orchid]

Cayo is best for making money. It's easy and fast

[pliant kestrel]

if the user reports it probably

[worn turtle]

oh

[little pine]

lets say on average cayo gives 1.3mil

the cooldown is 144 minutes

dre gives a for sure 1miliion with a cd of 45 minutes

[cold garden]

You can just do both

[uncut wigeon]

how do you get 1.3 mil AND a 144 minute cooldown

[little pine]

without glitches cayo is worse

[cold garden]

[lunar island]

no way the cool down is 144 minutes long?

[uncut wigeon]

it's not

[worn turtle]

its 144 if u solo

48 if team

[uncut wigeon]

but you aren't getting 1.3 mil solo

[little pine]

how much would you get

[dark plover]

Same glitch method in ps of bogden does works on PC?

[worn turtle]

im on track to get 800k solo

[pliant kestrel]

Panther statue :b
Pink diamond (prob) :b

[little pine]

on average

[uncut wigeon]

but he was saying without glitches

solo? way less

[lunar island]

i'd say around 950k solo on average

[cold garden]

Average Is equal as Dre or lower if secondary loot is garbage

[pliant kestrel]

the average for a cayo heist is generally around ~900k with the final cut and all fees applied in end money

[uncut wigeon]

it's not a very high chance to get pink diamond

[little pine]

thats horrible

[dark plover]

Same glitch method in ps of bogden does works on PC?

Anyone?

[pliant kestrel]

Why would you do b2b for bogdan on pc when you can solo replay cayo or anything else?

[lunar island]

Yeah the cayo heist is only good if you wanna do a heist solo

For money making solo its trash tbh

[dark plover]

I have ps and I completed with glitch I'm asking for my friend because he has pc

[lunar island]

Quick joins on diamond casino works every time

trust me bro

[little pine]

the methodmight be joining random heist with quick join

[lavish slate]

The most expensive one imo

[dark plover]

Can you tell

[lunar island]

Dawg no one is doing bogdan

[lavish slate]

nooo don’t give them ideas 😔

[worn turtle]

i made under 1 mil lmao

[void wadi]

Guys u think reporting godmode mf’s does anything?

[pliant kestrel]

No, actually doesn't

you can report someone directly showing cheats / glitches with video proof and they still do nothing

[lavish slate]

I suppose rockstar just doesn’t care enough or smth

[void wadi]

I tried that once, they said to report in game and shut the support ticket

[neon orchid]

They always do that.

[pliant kestrel]

have you seen the money they make? I wouldnt care either

[weary haven]

Why y'all hating on cayo heist

cayo takes like 50min and it gives me average 1mil

[void wadi]

Yh just saw the reports

[weary haven]

Pretty ez heist bro

[pliant kestrel]

Way too easy of a heist ngl, I don't think its worth my time

Its an insult to anyone with cognative thinking

[lavish slate]

Wall the thing is that they technically shouldn’t have to do anything

You can just leave the session

Problem solved

And I personally rarely see godmode players anyway

[pliant kestrel]

outside of myself yea :b

I suck at pve manss

[lavish slate]

how come

You showed me your epic Bagger + Cargo Plane trick

[lavish slate]

this this this this this

I hate Cayo

It’s brainrot slop

Cayo is on level with the BO7 campaign

you’re not even trying

[empty verge]

Still yet to complete Cayo , attempt 143 later

[pliant kestrel]

[little pine]

Unless you really care about PvP in gta5 god mode isn’t worse then money glitches

[lavish slate]

Not at all

God mode is just used because either:

1. the player isn’t good at the game so they resort to GM

Or

2. They purposely wanna piss people off

Usually the latter

[quiet widget]

880 is your in game level?

[lavish slate]

Correct

[mint onyx]

how long u been playing for

[lavish slate]

2013

but that was console

[pliant kestrel]

speaking of should I just main my lvl 3.9k character or just stick to my current 1.6k character?

[lavish slate]

Which one has the goth gal

[pliant kestrel]

both of them

[lavish slate]

decisions decisions…

1.6k

[pliant kestrel]

I'd just have to update my wardrobe a fit on the 3.9k one since its older

[mint onyx]

thats crazy

[lavish slate]

I guess

[pliant kestrel]

when in 2013 though

[lavish slate]

idk

[lavish slate]

I was 5 but I assume around November or December

I think it was a month after GTA 5 came out

And I had 4 already

[pliant kestrel]

My charactes creation for slot 1 and 2 are both on october 15th 2013 so idk, I just keep track of it like that

[lavish slate]

the problem is that I only had access to story mode

And my Xbox 360 profiles were just me mashing the keyboard

[quiet widget]

guys why we need two characters?

[lavish slate]

I didn’t have a proper profile until Xbox one

Because my brain was growing

[pliant kestrel]

So I can smurf on my 2nd but that stopped once it hit lvl 1k

[lavish slate]

You can make your GTAO character so pretty or so ugly

Although the paper bags exist in this game

I want the burger shot paper bag

[lunar island]

Casino is so underated

[pliant kestrel]

Im not the greatest at character creation, I can make a character in under a minute the exact same as my current one due to how simple it is

[lunar island]

Its such a fun heist especially with two players

[pliant kestrel]

Its the highest paying heist in the game as well

[lunar island]

Yes

i just got cash on my last run

rip

[sour zenith]

Slime out Lester

[lavish slate]

I spent like 20 mins to an hour on my RDR character

Only for the game to not save it due to how buggy rdr2 beta was

[mint onyx]

i was 4 how am i meant to work gta

[quiet widget]

bruh what about gtao?

[lavish slate]

I was 5 but I played games

[mint onyx]

smartest 5yo

[lavish slate]

I used YouTube

lol

[quiet widget]

lol me too

[lavish slate]

not really

anyone can play a game

[lunar island]

right

[lavish slate]

The only game I couldn’t play was Batman Arkham Knight

[lavish slate]

Because I didn’t know what it wanted me to do

[soft dawn]

Shut up yall

[lavish slate]

Aka (Press RS)

for example

[lavish slate]

Oh.

[soft dawn]

R3*

[quiet widget]

lol 😭

[quiet widget]

xbox

[soft dawn]

hi senpai

[soft dawn]

Nintendo.

[mint onyx]

i didnt even play games except for some random ipad stuff till i was 12 and i didnt get a pc till 2 years ago

[lavish slate]

Hi Ahmo-kun

[lavish slate]

I had an iPad mini gen 2 or gen 3

and played angry birds on it

[soft dawn]

[mint onyx]

i had one aswell idk the thing but i played like the beyblade game

[soft dawn]

I played banana kong

Or that knockoff gta game gangster vegas

[dire wave]

Wait so the new weekly update comes today or tomorrow?

[lavish slate]

Tomorrow

[dire wave]

Oh alright cuz the Neighborhood upd was scheduled to end today

[final obsidian]

Smh do you guys sleep

[lavish slate]

I sleep!

[dire wave]

Timezones 🥀

[pliant kestrel]

Whats there to waste with sleep

[lavish slate]

Timezones 🥀

[dire wave]

Sleep is for the slaves of the government

[final obsidian]

Thought this server was EST

[lavish slate]

it’s mixed

Thinking EST is funny

[pliant kestrel]

Global

[dire wave]

30% Indian

[lavish slate]

^

[dire wave]

That's all I know

[lavish slate]

how

[final obsidian]

Wait we got foreigners in this server

[pliant kestrel]

||they don't know||

[dire wave]

3/10 people I meet here are Indian

[lavish slate]

That’s not very nice :(

[pliant kestrel]

We're the foreigners

[lavish slate]

Timezones

Are you from Asia?

[dire wave]

Nuh uh

[lavish slate]

I’m Australian

[dire wave]

Crickitey

[final obsidian]

That’s cool tbh hello 👋 from the other side of the world

[lavish slate]

Is that a country?

[hushed bane]

Guys can I still claim my cop outfit today right?

[lavish slate]

olleh

sorry I’m upside down

[dire wave]

No It's a word you mateys use

who came up with vtubers 🥀

[pliant kestrel]

you can, for a short while

[lavish slate]

You mean Crikey?

[fleet crane]

ind vs aus wc😭

[dire wave]

Smth like that

[lavish slate]

Stalker 🥀

[hushed bane]

Whatcha mean

[dire wave]

I just viewed bio 😭

[lavish slate]

Stalker!

[dire wave]

Such overexaggeration

[hushed bane]

Wasn't weekly update on Thursday

[fleet crane]

kill travis head🥲

[dire wave]

I am Taurus too btw

Istg Tauruses barely exist

[pliant kestrel]

strange, I have a note on you for some reason and I forgot about it
"AEST Timezone
12pm (me) = 5am (them)"

[lavish slate]

I believe it was when we used to grind cmm

[pliant kestrel]

I must truely suck at remembering stuff

[lavish slate]

12pm for you is 5am for me 🔥

[lavish slate]

I remember stuff but not for work purposes

[cobalt shadow]

hi hi

[ocean haven]

@amber wyvern check dm bro

[mint onyx]

when i do cayo setup and im just doing solo is all i need to scope drainage tunnel and primary target

cause im doing replay i just kosatka tunnel in get the primary and dip

[sick salmon]

we still have 2 weeks left of this gta month right? still holding out hope for a vigilante discount

[mint turret]

Like a ghost?

[mint onyx]

can some1 help rq

[pliant kestrel]

If you're doing replay or intel for the first time, you may as well go ahead and grab every intel you can from entries and other stuff so you don't need to do it again

[mint onyx]

ive done cayo once before

and i scoped everything in that intel

but now for replay glitch im just going in getting safe/paintings and primary and leaving

[sharp sand]

I enjoy racing, it is fun

[dire wave]

Cool

[sharp sand]

:D

[glad nova]

i agree

[sharp sand]

I got a world record once, that was pretty cool

[pliant kestrel]

wr's are sadly not the greatest thing on this game as they don't track correctly, playing most of the arena games can get you a WR every time you play even if you don't win

[sharp sand]

I wish there was a tike trail so I could do track myself

[mint onyx]

😔

i need help

[sharp sand]

Idk why people quit races. Especially since the LSCM is place 5 or higher

[sly axle]

yo who wants to make some cash in gta online with me in like 45 minutes

[dire wave]

!lfg

[sly axle]

what>

[mint onyx]

when i do cayo setup and im just doing solo is all i need to scope drainage tunnel and primary target
cause im doing replay i just kosatka tunnel in get the primary and dip

[dire wave]

Its our demonic ritual

[dire wave]

good 4 u

[mint onyx]

fuck bro i need help

[sly axle]

bro I can lowk help

Im really good at cayo

[mint onyx]

what do i scope if im doing solo replay

[sly axle]

and bro trust me you gotta get the weed too'

[mint onyx]

just drainage tunnel and primary

[dull grove]

Drain dawg

[sly axle]

scope the drain

[mint onyx]

just drain and primary and thats it?

[sly axle]

and get the long fin

no no

[mint onyx]

nah kosatka

i can be done in 4 minutes

[sly axle]

bro trust me

if you want to make 1.1M+ get long fin and also loot hanger

[dull grove]

Does anyone know how to do the horse race casino glitch where you can js bet on highest ods and u instantly can get the coins

[sly axle]

bro how do u do that>>

[glad nova]

what??

[dull grove]

Idk bro some guy was literally giving crazy money

Got 7m under 15mins

[sly axle]

holy crap

please search it up or smthing

is it a bannable offence?

[glad nova]

no

[dull grove]

I tried

[dull grove]

Idk

[glad nova]

cant get banned for replay glitch

[bold yacht]

Yo!

[mint onyx]

okay so im doing cayo solo with replay glitch
when i do the intel scope out setup is all i need to scope out the drainage tunnel and the primary target

cause i just kosatka entry drainage tunnel

[sly axle]

how do u do replay glitch?

[glad nova]

is that a question

[mint onyx]

go safe get primary and leave

[bold yacht]

Sup guys

[mint onyx]

yes when i do the intel scope out setup is all i need to scope out the drainage tunnel and the primary target?

[sly axle]

I have answers your questtion like 3 times GET THE HANGER

[glad nova]

on ps5 u need 2 players

[mint onyx]

twin how does a hangar relate to cayo replay

[sly axle]

please tell me how

[mint onyx]

go on yt

[sly axle]

if u want to make most money u gotta get it js saying

[mint onyx]

cayo replay is 8m+ an hour btw