#gta-online
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gas station heist pays more
i dont have a facility
easiest beist in the game
just buy mk2
Buy one
im broke
then fix
build one
IM BROKE
Excuses
Smell one
I just fell through the floor again what’s up with the servers
all you need to do is get a document forgery office so you can source supplies
damn ion have that
Lose some weight
Damn
might need a document forgery office
im broke what do u not understand
Ru on ps5
bait raging gta players again?
might need a document forgery office imo
yh @torn sleet
this stems from a lack of document forgery offices
Gimme 10 ill give you 2 bogdans for free ro buy a facility
they have over 500mil sold in doc forge stock, idk what you are talking about
your lack of a document forgery office has resulted in this statement
im sorry
you need a document forgery office
STFU
I have just over 250mil in doc forge sales, Ill never amount to gtaplayer9829
any playstation users down to help me with a belt merg quick? takes a minute and i’ll return you a heist etc…
what are bogdans
@sand sage, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
Requested by: @pliant kestrel
this undue aggression comes from a lack of document forgery offices
you need a document forgery office
holy ragebait
Hey guys, I just want to ask some questions about the core principles of GTA online and what there is to do.
SO so far, I own an MC club and securo to steal cars etc etc and do my daily bunker, MC businesses, nightclub.
I've even done a few heists like cayo, casino and prison break from this server lfg which is great.
What exactly are the other things to do? My friend invited me to a random like community map, some racing, in my mobile operations truck theres some bs about some like random missions? Whats all this stuff about police work this week? Is there like random missions to do in this game? What exactly are these things?
this is why you need more document forgery offices
we need f1 wheel office
yes
Holy paragraph
WE are not reading allat
i think you need a document forgery office
Bogdan is a character in the Doomsday Heist, he is mostly present in Act II and Act III (as main enemy and helper later on), but people most commonly exploit the 2nd act and refer to it as bogdan
I actually own the one in the city
true
they are the staff of the document forgery office
Best heist in game out
Best heist series? Yea
Best Act? No
buy a agency
Whats that?
Act3 gooner
i need someone for the diamond casino heist pls 🙏
@rustic ore, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Requested by: @pliant kestrel
i think you mean BUY A DOCUMENT FORGERY OFFICE
I got the one in the city men it was the most expensive
you can do the dr dre contract and put imani tech in your vehicle,its like a ceo office basically
yes
rookie imagine doing the diamond casino heist you could be doing document fogery office
Ts is why you have no apex packs
real ones do the gas station replay gltch
this is why your lacking in aquarius yhacts
I do the clothing store replay, pretty funsies
how much does bogdan pay
Comes from the Doomsday heist Act 2 finale name being "The Bogdan Problem."
Why cayo gotta get stuck at a white screen smh
are street dealers worth it or nah?
start it from invite only lobby so u dont end up in public lobby after completing it
economically no
They're just to sell drugs solo without fear of griefing
THe host prolly left
that or either ur in a public session
@tiny citrus, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @wintry river
@ashen willow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Old Heist: #ps4|old-heist-lfg, #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Requested by: @wintry river
Damn I'm slow I bought an apc and thought you couldn't switch seats without getting out and then I just find out you gotta hold a button down
Guys.
We know that if i purchased cayo heist within 43 minutes of pavel calling me i can unlock hard mode right?
What if i want to get pink diamond and i canceled the heist many times and purchased again
I was about to sell it
Whats the button
I havent tried playing with him in a while but I had a problem where 90% of the time I tried to join or invite my friend it would just say he wasnt in a session or it couldnt gather session details
Does nayone know why because I tried everything people said online and none worked
Is it an original version?
Like getting it from an official store
Its from gamepass on xbox pc app
I don't know then tbh
Hold right on d pad on PlayStation
You get hard mode if you pay the setup fee within 48 min of the cooldown expiring. If you scope and cancel the heist, you will still get hard mode again if when you pay the setup fee again is still within the 48-min window.
You should have time for 5-6 tries.
Why is all the the servers I join shutting down
The very good plane that the mission gives me makes me do 2-3 times
Thanks you btw that helped me alot
just shot a level 76 in the kneecap while standing outside bennies
hello

Anyone else keep getting kicked from servers
Think its time to unretire just need something to do
Maybe I buy every Warstock vehicle
This also happens for me in Legacy
How many cayo heists did bro do
Maybe 100 total I do not grind heist for money 
Now I cannot proceed with the Original Criminal Mastermind Challenge 🤡
Yeah i can tell.
Get's quite repetitive, i like grinding though
currently using the niobe, anyone have car recommendations? has to be as fast/faster than niobe, better handling and good acceleration
Is servers down cause me and my friend keep getting booted back to menu
I got bored after like 12 heist
And probably gonna stop playing
Ongoing lobby bug that needs fixing
Are private server’s safe?
I just ran out of stuff to buy, I usually start over on a new acc but i dont wanna do that again
anyone? also has to be good for missions like cluckin bell etc
What is your money way
You want a general performance car and Niobe is already the best in that genre
Regular grind is let my NC, Acid and Bunker cook all day, do Cayo or Dre, Auto Shop contracts, sometimes whatever the 2/4x$ is, business safes
Bout 4-5m
i find it pretty hard to turn with the niobe. are there any other upgrades i need to buy on it to make it faster/ have more acceleration apart from engine, transmission and turbo?
Did you upgrade HSW for the car?
I hate bunker and nightclub and any business that needs sell
Like you have to do missions to get more daily and the daily going to be only 50k as maximum
When I am not grinding I just let NC cook and makes me 1M a day for 7-8 mins of driving lol
You mean with a day 24 hours?
Yeah
Too long for 1m
Why is that 
Like waiting 24 hours for only 1m
But u actually can get 1.5m within 30 minutes with cayo
Its a passive business.
Or do u mean 24 hours in the game
Like 48 minutes irl
Well the point of the NC is that you dont have to do anything for the money
24 hours irl
My total play time probably like 40 hours
I won't wait more than half my playtime for only 1m
Yeah they’re not meant to be money printing machines. Just some bonus cash here and there
Much to learn 
Bulk of your earnings will be from heists
yes
I have 11m
And bought mk2
Buy another one
I have never bought MK2,
Will stay that way 
That doesn't mean you are a respected player
It means you are torturing yourself
Flying MK2 most boring thing ever 
Rather drive super car
Never*
Mk2 drive is more satisfying and controllable
Most missions are designed horribly so I’d rather just use a Mk2 and get things over with asap
MK2 utility is excellent, just boring
That's why you buy a scramjet
Tampa GT in the snow is more fun than the Mk2 ever will be though
Exactly

My Sparrow gets me around well
Like cayo setup when you have to get an equipment between annoying buildings
The sparrow is very stupid control
Not for me it isn't tbh
I dont get why people do cayo when bogdan exists
I didnt feel that until i tried mk2
Goated heist but needs 2 people
Yh I guess
Both legitimately and replay glitching wise, Cayo’s better
How much does it give and time
1.5 for 85% and you never have to do setups again
So its goated
Cayo panther gives 2.4 
Takes 15mins
Anyone else getting the "there was an error with this session" message after everyone in the server gets kicked?
Even without replay??
No
So its just like cayo
But cayo could give you 1.5m+ depends on your primary target
But that's a gamble
Wdym fixed pay
How?
Public sessions are unstable rn, play solo session instead
hola
You would just reset Cayo until you get PD and keep replaying that
Same with Panther
Its always 1.5mill for 85%
1.95-2.5 mill for 5-6 minute runs
I've been getting it too, public sessions in general aren't doing too good with the update on Thursday
But you have to do setups
They boring
We’re talking about replay glitching here so no
Aye bruh anyone else on PS5 get like wiped from existence?!
Yeah not a user issue
It's affecting all platforms right now
Its the police cars
How would it be the police cars
Is panther still exists?
Nah people across all platforms are getting the same issue, been a problem since the update came out actually
Like wasnt it event limited?
Its only for panther week
Last time I remember seeing it was during Christmas so idk
Not right now. But when it becomes available you can just replay glitch it indefinitely
Most likely the problem will be resolved with a backend update by next Thursday, possible it just stays an issue for months though
It’s Rockstar so it definitely will
Can someone help me get bad sport?
Why??
I think ps4 servers are the most normal ones rn
It just sucks that it even happens in private servers, just on a much longer timer
Need it for a video
I havent had any issues personally
Haven't seen any posts about PS4 so maybe you could be lucky with it
How many personal vehicles dy gotta destroy
A lot apparently
I don’t know alot

I have blown up a lot of people and never got it
Though
I've orbed multiple car meets and never gotten bad sport
You have to genuinely be a chud to get into bad sport accidentally
In a public
In a invite only or public
How much money does everyone here have? I have 1.9 mil rn
What's ur psn
Im in debt.
When
5mill
Not surprising for a PC player
EveryoneDecays
K
Got a new savings goal
Shoe shop
Got all businesses?
You can buy shoes from suburban
Got myself one and it was fun for half an hour, don't recommend it
So grind ten more mil and buy another mansion
Why play gta when you can play bluey the vidogame
If you have gta plus I'd recommend getting one of the police cars and spamming the dispatch missions
The panther statue was last available the week starting November 6.
75k if you have gta plus like me and 50k if not
Thank you
Why
Can't sell it but I used half a day and got my money back
Diamond week is gonna be crazy 7milll for gta plus members
They only take a max of like 7 minutes to do
Can't wait
No I got the coquette d10 pursuit for I think it was 3 mil
Wait you cant sell it
It's the weekend and I have nothing planned to stop me
You can for $0
I accepted your friend request
Ok I'll join a session
For me with gta plus I can complete about 6 missions an hour, which is 450k an hour, and I've been playing since 6 this morning doing it
Aura
Not unless you've got just about everything else, unless you don't have a mansion, one if you don't have it, none if you already do
What's happening with the servers
New update cooked severs
Yeah about 18 hours straight since I've literally just not gone anywhere today
Is it also bad for consoles?
Had it this morning for free from gta plus and used it to grind up money for the D10
Tug boat
Yes it affects us all
Everyone
That's so bad, every 20-30 minutes the session get a error
guys pls anyone help i got an error that says *rockstar services are not availible rn * anyone help i did everything but the message is not dissappearing
An1 still use chernobog like me
Little but jerky but since I drive aggressive anyway it doesn't make much of a difference
Servers are cooking us all
yall sure?
Been dealing with the issue since I got on at 6 this morning
the officall site saying all good
Check downdetector
one sec
I'm just playing through it since I get about half an hour of playtime before it happens
Just play story mode
thanks guys who helped me i thought problem in my computer
the servers are fixed?
Yeah it's a rockstar issue
Play apex
Not even close
All 2.1 bil?
Been dealing with it every half hour since six this morning
It was mainly me checking to see if he had the 2.1 bil in the first place
yea it’s been happening for the past few days
Coincidentally started the same day they pushed this update out
are the servers still kicking people
yes
But fear not
for i will fix the servers
been dealing with it 3 days
when I feel like it
please
That's so bad
Yeah probably won't get a fix till next Thursday
can't even sell in pubs anymore smh
it literally just happened to me 😭
The one piece is real
Been happening to me all day

Dont tell me about it i lost 1mill worth of boilloin
Just stay in inv only and it won't kick u
become the sale.
word?
I ONLY sale in publics so I'm just gonna wait
i switch lobbies the second i see everyone leaving
Yup I was pissed
the second my HUD disappears that’s my cue to leave
Just takes an extra 15 minutes to do it there
I haven't been kicked in inv onlys
Immediately switched
I have, different people have different experiences
the gta community has come together to dog on how shite the servers are
It happens just about every update
was it the snow or the cars that ruined everything
600
Which is faster , doing ceo missions, or dispatch , to lvlup to 120
39 because there was a group who kept trying to do car meets and I had an orbital cannon
id say the cars
dispatch
how much rp does the dispatch missions give rn?
Probably the cars since they dropped the issue after the snow did it
No clue but the payout is great
Yea the pay is like 50 grand
but i care more abt the RP
mainly cuz im trying to hit level 800
Yeah and on gta plus it's 75k
dispatch is way faster then ceo missions so id just do that
I've been playing since 2015 and I'm level 114
I’ve been playing since 2018
@keen hearthdo u ever shoot random players pulling up to the casino
no not really
not worth the ammo
Nice
I do shoot their cars up tho when they go inside lol
Once you get to a certain point paying for ammo is just meaningless (I am not at that point 50k is still a lot for me)
so when they come outside they look clueless
I only really pay for sticky bombs and stuff not ammo
Usually I toss a prox, just barely enough time for them to start driving
It’s alright, i still hate paying for ammo over 10k
Every time i play gta my shotgun ammo goes back down to 134
so i have to pay like 15 grand
I empty my entire loadout before refilling
and it hurts my heart
you are a brave man greg
I wouldn’t even let my ammo go below 9000
Most of the time I'm chilling with a few hundred for any given weapon
My ammo is always at the max
I will say that I almost never pvp
i feel that
Only time I do any player removal is when someone just annoys me a little too hard, at which point I either switch sessions or orb them
I haven’t orbed anyone in a good minute
I do have a clip of me orbing like 3 people at the same time and then switching sessions lmao
I nuked a car meet
I haven’t done that yet
Just gotta be lucky to find one
I don’t think my car meets have ever gotten nuked
although I do remember somebody sniping all of us through walls one by one 
That's why I'm glad that I've not encountered a single modder since the Xbox 360
he wasn’t modding, he had on thermal
and was out of render distance for the buildings, so he was able to snipe us through the walls (I’m pretty sure that’s how it worked)
Xbox 360 days was something else man
and picked us all off 1by1
eggheads, alien spaceships, airport money drops
I will say I received one in that era, and as a result wasn't able to make the character get to the series s
I do remember seeing someone drive a fatass hamburger on pc though 
I've been an almost exclusively Xbox gamer most of my time, although I have no hate for other platforms
I received a drop and was still able to transfer to Xbox one
and same thing with series x
I was too but the character just wasn't able to make the move to the series s because the modder who gave me the money had a special little tag on it that rockstar eventually found
Damn... I would’ve been beyond pissed cus that was so many yrs of progress
I must’ve gotten hella lucky then
Yeah, glad to say I still have the Xbox one the character exists on though, despite it being on a console that lags all to hell
Is this supposed to be a phone number?…
My Xbox one character got wiped after I migrated to series x… I was upset abt it even tho I know I wasn’t likely gonna make much more progress to it after migrating
That’s why I thought it was a phone # cuz of the length
Bro why no one use pc
yea
Yeah I wasn't even able to make the switch to it
Modders are a big reason
Wdym
Alot of people have issues with them
U can't even mod in gta 5 online
Call it
On pc? U absolutely can
What?
Huh
Ok
pc Is modder haven
I thought u can only mod in gta story
No
I'm new
Hell nah I mean it’s obviously safer in story but
So idk
Research first then
Online modders exist
Won't rock star games ban
They try and fail
But won’t ban the actual modders
Consider yourself lucky
Maybe they don’t mod much on pc enhanced, legacy they definitely do
I play enhanced but on Xbox series
Both
I play enhanced
What lvl are u guys
Legacy cause FiveM
guys where is the gun van
Does any one actually use the ability to fly upside down on oppresser
Playing since 2015 and I'm level 115
I play legacy when I wanna laugh at the frame rates and lagging
Haven't seen it
I can do it not welll do it well tho
I'm just grinding dispatch missions
Need help getting money
!gunvan
Grind cayo perico?
I need help getting money
Got gta plus?
Bro cloud gaming is so ass. I tried playing gta on it and oh goodness
U
Not surprising
I played gta 5 on phone cloud gaming bro
Y need nasa WiFi for it to work
It terrible but still playable
I need help getting money I got GTA plus
My WiFi is good but damn CG runs like shit
Yeah I've got 2 gig and it still fails
Bro
Really depends on the service and your internet and location to the servers
If you have gta plus get the free car for this month and spam dispatch missions in it
I need help getting money I geting GTA plus
U gta plus already give ez boost to your grind
Well geforce now works fine
My internet is just fine so idk
Idk
Public sessions fixed yet?
I have hybrid fiber 1 gig (2 states) and in one state its S tier with GFN and in another is terrible
Nice, I have 50 mbps 5 bucks a month connection
You guys been playing in invite only ladies today? Any crashes?
No I got money
Guys how to get the widowmakee
Issue still happens for me, just takes longer than in a oublic
Def usable for game streaming, 50 is plenty
Well i got half gigabit Internet geforce now runs well
I got no money but GTA plus
Buy it
Then use the free car for this month to spam dispatch missions, otherwise just stop asking
Oh shit that’s crazy cuz 1gig is amazing for me
Widowmaker is a limited time thing now
Ok
Bruh
Why
I really wanted it
Just gotta wait for it to be in the gun van during Halloween
Guys ready for gta 6?
Maybe
GTA+ is sounding more and more appealing.. at first I jus thought oh just another useless cashgrab 🤣
Not gonna play it honestly
If gta 6 online is locked behind gta+ paywall ima riot
It's not worth it unless the income is disposable, it does give a good bang though
My PC prob can't handle gta 6 at good frame rate
Game streaming can't really be objectivly bad as it entirely depends on person. With a good connection and being close to server, click to pixel latency is less than an actual Xbox
Bro
Jk
Just grind
I'm just not gonna play GTA six if its priced above $20, only gonna get it if it's on sale
Who grind cayo here?
If it was $4 a month I probs would’ve invested but probs not
Bad news for u then gang
You gonna be waiting for a long long time buddy
It's 7.99 in the US, and you get a free car monthly along with ten discounts and gta plus exclusive money bonuses on some things
Nah gta 6 prob gonna be priced at 60 plus sponsor release
Happy to wait
Who's getting deluxe version
that’s really useful
I just play and it doesn't do anything undue
I mean ease of use
Also you can remotely make the staff at your warehouses go get stock and collect safes remotely
Idk I've never used console only used controller on pc
Ok this is what I like
Tho I do wish this wasn’t locked behind gta+
Even if you don't buy the cars monthly you can still drive them
I have no issues with it since I can pay it and use its services often
My pc is just for schedule 1 now
$7.99 in the US
If you've got a job it's most likely not an issue to pay for jt
Its like one big mac
Not that bad
Exactly
It has sum great features I’ll say. It’s $7.99 for me
It's less than my Hulu subscription
Is schedule 1 like a game
Yes
Yes
Yes
Bro I'm 13
I find it worth it, but if you don't feel like you'll use the services often don't try jt
Barely legal on this app
I think gta+ is worth it
Technically illegal for them to have the game if we're being honest
Are y'all like adults
leveling up wise but idk about anything else
Yes it is
Nah the features sound good, it’s pretty cheap and u get a library of games but most gta fans probs alr have those games
Tf you mean 13
My parents don't even know I play gta 5
I'm 19 with a job at Walmart
25 job at Jim's plumbing
Looks like I have to go look for job soon
All of the games I got from it were games I've never had before, with the exception of la noire
Target? U guys from america
Worth it, aside from tax time
20 with a job at warehouse
ur 100% not lol
Yes I am, it's 12:38 am rn
Y work for jeff
Dam I live I asia
Middle of the day for yo ahh
Beats me I’m just following the money gang
Is my Malaysia?
Its 5.39 am rn
Fair
Only reason I'm at Walmart is because I got promoted the day I was about to put in my two weeks
Bro LA noire is actually so damn good I did not regret buying that game at all 💀 same for max Payne 3
I got it on disc for the Xbox one and have been playing it since 2021
😭😭😭 nah that’s actually crazy what
Better than gta 5?
aye is rockets vs insurgents still a thing?
I had the note in my pocket and was about to hand it in when I walked into a surprise party to announce the promotion
That’s so fair. I liked LA noire so much I played both Xbox 360 and Xbox one versions
Still is, nobody plays it tho
Can’t really compare LA noire to gta 5. Ones a crime solving game and ones a crime simulator game
Lol
Just play mafia
Also violently different times that it takes place
Crime and crime solving is direct opposite
Or apex
1960s crime solving
quite unfortunate
Yo nah that’s deadass wild cuz I’d be too scared to announce my departure
I love every mafia game except mafia 3
Yeah I caved and just stayed since the replacement would be paying me less than I make now
Just send an email
Dont you guys get severance tho
Why quit when you can get fired
Anyone plays roblox?
No reason to end on bad terms for a little bit of extra cash
Ass

its a gta server 
why homeless when u can buy a house
Fair enough
Why broke when you can get your money up?
Well I cant talk I make nothing plumbing
Yea that’s understandable I would’ve too
Get fired so u can apply for unemployment benefits 👍
Ay someone has to do the dirty work while I sit inside my office telling people ten years older than me to restock aisle ten
But I get the trade tho
Put the bags on the shelf bro
I've got a cert in welding I just don't use since nobody near me needs one
In the uk you need lots of plumbers
Had to convince a guy named Elliot that he had to restock where corporate said
So lots of work
And here in the US people need a lot of carpenters to fix their stairs
U definitely letting ur boss crack
What the fuck….
Who
My boss is 60, so no thanks, also I'm in a happy relationship. Learn how to speak with manner before speaking again.
You be opening them cheeks for him huh 🍑 👀
rocket star? 😭
Tf
No?
That just weird bro
this server reminds me of when i was looking for people in xbox groups
Not gonna tolerate that bs
ban speedrun
Ppl do that
Just blocked his ahh
this is basically one big xbox group post
i love it
i used to use them all the time when i was on xbox lol
there needs to be more
Yeah its great ive been here for a while
for other games and shi
Bet bro has no job
Who
Wouldn't be surprised
.
The zay guy
Oh lmao
son
Just straight up blocked him as soon as the second message was basically the same as the first
My dad is dead, so I don't think I'm your son
Brand new account
Not surprised
I'm on an alt fn
Getting tired of pressing the big red button
Nvm u prob ain’t never known or been near anyone who’s had that
dont assume the same for everyone who has a job
What kinda shi I just read gang
like I'm unemployed ofc I do this here
I was asking him
Don't know, haven't seen either persons messages in a few minutes
That’s good 👍
Yea I aint gon lie they asked u weird ass shit
I straight up just blocked zay and the guy that said he was on an alt
I tried to tell bro to back off and he just doubled down
old men fall for ragebait easily
😭💀
On bro
this channel is stinking of unemployment...
We love seeing little kids who try to ragebait just to get blocked
Bro y ain't the severs fixed
what do u expect brother
Time
I will
Oh yeah what's the difference between jp and rp
It's a simple bug but can't figure it out?
rp is permanent and jp is temporary
O his message gone
Yes, issue has been here since Thursday
Nun wrong with this
What'd it say
watch dogs is peak
Phone numba
No this outfit had a problem b4
He said to call the number he sent I was gon reply but it’s gone
Not the issue I thought you were talking about
Watch dogs 2>>
Watch dogs??
Watch dogs 2 is just as peak as far cry 4
unless ur 15 thats a pathetic life
Love the far cry games
The outfit is what's causing it bc y the servers just start acting up when they brought back
I completed the first one like 3 times I remember doing coop with my friend in the 2nd
Even at fifteen it's not too good
Anyone played assasins creed odyssey
Watchdogs is alr
I’m sayin! shit goes hard
far cry 5 beats all especially arcade.
Bit boring at some points tho
What far cry series even about
yeah but 15 is justified atleast
Ain’t gotta be employed to make money
Is it shooting game
Far cry five is my favorite obviously, and from the beginning I always wanted a way to play on the "enemy's" side
R we beating the matrix
Watch dogs 1 had good story, watch dogs 2 had the better gameplay and open world. Legions was buns tho
open world shooter coop whatever
lets hear the big plan
Yh bypassing tax and shi
Yes and has a very good story
Just don’t work and make money bro simple
When I’m bored in WD I just cause gang wars between gangs or police shootouts
Cash in hand
We love seeing the teens who think they're edgy right?
Not how that works
id love to see u do that
My friend gifted me 5. I was so happy
Been doing it
Be a plumber like me
5 had a good theme but 4 is my favorite
no ones agreeing with u cuz ur the only 40 year old here
I use dads credit card👍
Hell nah they ain’t even get paid much
Four was my first, and love it beyond compare, but Joseph just pulled me in
Mafia games don’t get talked about enough.. we can leave mafia 3 out the convo tho
100k plus a year when you got ur own shop not to bad
no
Love being called old by someone who probably isn't old enough to go into a bar
lol Joseph was the icon of that game
Big icon with big aura
Yh but when you start it’s like 35k a yr or sum
20
Yes that game came out when u were probably in diapers
Yh no 💔
wbt u
?
lol that’s true he became a big part of the fc series at that point
yeah man I'm uncreative
Best mafia game is mafia 1 cant change my opinion
being called old means they didn’t experience the good times
Big three of far cry for me are vaas, min, and Joseph, but Anton sent chills down my spine
Mafia 1 Definitive edition may I add
Best mafia
Didn't even need to in order to learn common sense honestly
Yup absolutely best mafia
We love talking about games that aren't gta in the gta online channel
Just shows that we aren’t one game ponies
Still haven't played old country tho
I did a day before it released and finished the campaign in less than 2 days
Nice
Been gaming since I was two on a GameCube, safe to say I couldn't escape destiny
sure but u get muted for that 
Exactly why I stopped doing it before you showed up
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Oh yeah raptor, get em
here comes raptor
Aww Ls
We love raptor (I've been warned three different times by raptor in two different servers)
That one prabhnoor guy got banned apparently
For what
Damn rip to him
Just got an error message about a trial period for some reason
Literally just closed and reopened the app
Quick resume sucks for any online game
Had a session lose all of its hud so I immediately switched sessions
I've made 2 mil from it just today
Whej u start seeing everyone leaving like they all gor banned on fortnite thats when i leave
irl.
do people still do cash drops in this game
No such thing anymore
oh wow thas crazy
Should I get the coquette d10 for 2.5 mil?
Yo can someone help me grind money? Im only level 61
It'll be available after a week
grind cayo solo
That's the one I was talking about
you don't know how to start cayo?
I know how to start it but idk where the money i collect is
You can search YouTube for guides on how to do cayo
Is everyone’s server working every time I join a game I keep getting sent back to main menu every time
!van
Server is unstable rn unfortunately
Solo session is your only option
Fuck you
nah C r e w sessions #gtao-crew
Yes, invite only, friends only, crew only, all of those lobbies should work, there's issues with public lobbies right now
Can I join u in gta online?
I'm on PC Enhanced
Yo
yo
Cayo is officialy BFH as of last update
There's a new abbreviation every 5 minutes
Yo who will help me get money
Frblidkwpdi
Wanna play?
I have one question. Should we have to pay $1,00,000 to setup cayo perico heist?
who wanna try out a glitch with me?
Requirements:
Moc
Freakshop/acid lab
Anawack or cool cars (anawack if u wanna do the main part of the glitch or cool cars if you just wanna try it out)
Xbox One only
Never used to be $100,000
@vestal umbra, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @rigid pine
Means?
They nerfed it, now it costs $100,000 each time to setup
IIRC it was $25,000
Yeah let me just freshen up
What is IIRC
@rigid pine what lfg would I post that in anyways
If I remember correctly
depends what the glitch is for, if its related to cars than in vehicles, otherwise other
Sorry my bad 😂. I thought something else, related to game
then its vehicles, since its car related
I got a warning
When I did that
bot can be trigger happy, try to rephrase it while keeping it only car related
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Does criminal mastermind require all the heists to be played in order?
That was the bot
What's y'all, anyone who need to add to their GTAO crew, playing by myself suck for real
Bro same
then it was too long, make it shorter, idk what else to say
yes
From fleeca to pac standard, everything in order
Thats impossible
It's pretty easy in 2026
And the team has to be the same for all heists?
yes, 2 teams of 2 for fleeca that merges for prison break
Holy shit thats mad
Yes, split into 2 teams for fleeca, and then those same 4 players until the end of pac standard
It's pretty easy given all of the tech we have in 2026
Is it possible to replay heists because i already completed fleeca with a random
once u have beaten all of them as a host
Finding loyal teammates is hard
Yes, after you've completed all 5 heists, you can replay them by paying a small fee in your apartment
Dm me
Is there any way to put F1 tires solo on normal cars?
tbh thats the hardest part of any cmm, finding decent players to do it with constantly
Or do I absolutely need another person
Honestly yes, the hardest part is getting 3 teammates willingly to grind them all out in a timely manner
So i have to play with randoms first to complete all and then get a squad right
Whats the quickest way to get money without heists
Or you could get one of the 3 other teammates to host, but yes, you should be familiar with the heists and setups first before trying
Idk cluckin bell farm raid and knoway out might be the best bet
Do pizza deliveries
Or do sell missions
I see thanks
Is there any way to put F1 tires solo on normal cars?
So how do you get more money after doing the mission, because it doesn't pay more as I though the second time
The cluckin bell farm raid always pays 500k
And its like the easiest and fastest way to make decent money
how many players you need on cayo perico to loot all the other side rewards? paintings, gold etc etc?
Knoway missions pay less compared to the effort
There's more secondary loot than 4 players can fit into their loot bags
Compared to the effort of cheating?
Rockstar is still working on that as it only allows team of 4 rn
so with 4 players estimate go over 4-5 mil right?
LMAO okay yes thats fair
But again if we are talking about cheating just do the replay glitch
Imagine an 8 man heist
Easiest 3.3mil
where can i people to do heists with ? im very new 4-5 days in i need to do heist man
Heist crew left
Teammate died
Vehicle was destroyed
Yummy!!!
im bored grinding dre and perico solo bruh
#ps5|old-heist-lfg this is for ps5, you should be able to see one for pc
i dont see any dedicated channel for pc/
its good night for me lol
Click on Gta online and select channels and roles and choose pc legacy or enhanced
i did choose pc enhanced
Is this an official gta discord server or fan made
Fanmade
i think its legit
Fan made
Legit one is Rockstar
Thanks
Uh no idea then
Anyone currently playing game?
Name that something
i was you wanna do some heists man?
Cayo perico is ready
Ohh
Does anybody do bogdan anymore lol
ok how do i play witchu?
Well i just wanted to know what it was man im currently out for breakfast
so far ive only done cayo perico solo runs
This game doesnt allow for cross platform right
How do u add?.. I can tell u in game...Just how do i add u as frirnd?
Ur on oc right?
yah
Check dm
Ahhhhh!😆
When are they funna fix the servers
Not in this life
Fuck
Can anyone do a heist replay glitch with me ?
After GTA6
No way cuz I’m just getting kicked
Just play on a private server
That fixes it?
Yeah I have yet to get kicked out of a invite only server
Maybe later
What heist replay?
Whatever anyone can do
Idk the glitch what is it
I got bogdan im tryna do
Yeah but on not on Xbox
Ohhh shucks
Idk the fleece bank heist it’s mad easy
Wait u cant cross play from playstation whaatt
Love grinding the game at 3 in The morning
Real
I must forgot
No, not with PC either
And even in the same console family it has to be the same version of the game
Because its a tutorial…
Bogdan or cayo perico heist
It is meant to be really simple to get the basics of a heist down
Still easy and easy money
Not a lot of money
Its not a lot tbh
Ya but it’s like 30 mins for a starter
Still, alot faster ways to get the same amount of money
Alright im gonna make a squad for cmm
For what
Criminal mastermind
Okay
Ight
!!!!!
Trashhh
You guys are meant to ask if you could join!!
I love not having to worry about this challenge anymore
How much would payout be?
I completed it in 2018 and redid it last year on this console
Equal cuts ofc
I’m transferring stuff from my ult to my main so maybe later and how much money would I get
Usually it's more than 14 mil
Equal
In total tho
It's more than 10 mil
anyone know how to make a lot of money? im struggling
Never done it before how long does it take to complete
I think its 10 mil
Same
Arguably not worth it for the time and effort
If you have gta plus grind dispatch missions this week, if not idk sell from businesses ig
Well you have to complete all the og heists in order without dying in a single setup or during the heist.
Its not easy
for the memories tho ✌️
aren't the dispatch missions causing server crashes now?
There's also newer versions to include other heists too
alr thx
If you're in a solo session it's fine
Wait fr? I thought its till pacific standard one
Arguably still not worth it, don't even talk to the crew I did it with anymore
Anybody else servers crashing
The og one is, but there's also one for bogdan
Everyone is
I was talking more about close friends not randoms who decided to do cmm w u
Try a private server
yesterday and today I haven't gotten a session where I didn't get kicked cause of people doing dispatch missions
Yeah thats a separate one. The heist itself is hard dont know how you are meant to do cmm
What are dispatch missions btw
So who has xbox annd bogdan
In a public server I'm able to do three in a row before it crashes
You have to own one of the police cars
How do I trade cars again in gta?
Okay and then?
You arrest people?
Like the npcs or actual players
Press your right joystick and Vincent will give you a mission that ranges from kill some people to save an informant to kill a corrupt cop to seize a taco van
Anyone here able to do a heist replay glitch for me? Ps5 addition gta
Ohhhhhhh okayyy
Also some bomb defusal missions
That sounds easy enough
The apartment heist CMM award is $10m, but you also complete the $1m loyalty and $1m all-in-order awards at the same time. And, then there's the payouts from the heists and set-ups.
Way more than 10 mil then
Alright who can help me with this
Their ignoring usssuhhh
Ong
I was looking for same
I just don't play the versions you two are on
Ill do it with you if you do it for me
I'd help if I did but I'm accustomed to enhanced on the series s
I just wasted 8mil buying mc businesses to reach maximum potential for nightclub just to realise i dont own a nightclub :)
Buy a nightclub then
Im at 320k
Not yet 
Need to grind
I’m at 3k fr need some help
Grind with a heist or dispatch missions
If only I was on PlayStation
I genuinely think I need to see someone I keep hearing the diamond casino alarm everywhere I got and it hurts my head so bad please make it stop

Fr Greg
And the fact that all the mc businesses are not even set up because i couldnt buy staff and equipment upgrades on all 😭
Greg…that’s disappointing
I own both legacy and enhanced but consider me babied by enhanced and the lack of lag
Can I get someone to help me with a mission then, no one will join me
Alr we can do b2b cayo because i need to buy facility first
For the cheeper ramp buggy
Sounds good
