gta-online

[ancient shale]

sparrow my beloved #

even tho its annoying sometimes i just think the mk2 is useless gng

[robust spire]

We all love sparrows here

[spring lava]

Its definitly not useless. Very good for efficiency but if u just dont like it then its fair

[ancient shale]

don't wanna grind 8 mill for ahh or a vehicle wich makes your grind slightly easier i think the mk2 wasn't necessery for gta online

[solar marlin]

it seems this game goes again into the random annoying bugs seasons

[ancient shale]

and made it easier for griefers to annoy people

[spring lava]

I understand this but i also want gta to have actual fast tp system and not boring missions where it just going from a to b. Mk2 is a bandaid solution to a terrible problem which also unlocks other problems with itself

[harsh mesa]

rockstar chose the dumbest kernel anticheat

[ancient shale]

well you got a lot of other vehicles that do the job as good as a mk2 for example the sparrow for me at least the mk2 is the most boring thing i can imagine

[orchid siren]

Yo guys

[harsh mesa]

mk2 just saves ur time

and can save ur ass if u get jumped by griefers

[harsh mesa]

yo

[orchid siren]

Yo

[ancient shale]

well yeah but 8mill against like 2mill

i will one day buy a mk2 but not now

no need for it

[harsh mesa]

yeah def not buy the mk2 if u dont have money for it 😭😭

[orchid siren]

I lowkey don’t know what to do with my left over boost

[twin bridge]

Mk2 griefers have ruined the image of the Mk2, which is a great vehicle for grinding

[harsh mesa]

boost my faggio

[robust spire]

Yo

[orchid siren]

Huh

[robust spire]

Thoughts on ye album

[harsh mesa]

my scooter

[orchid siren]

Good

[orchid siren]

Your scooter

[ancient shale]

i mean i can idk me too

[harsh mesa]

yes. boost it

[orchid siren]

No

[twin bridge]

Huh

[harsh mesa]

why not

[ancient shale]

mb didn't correct my typing gng

[twin bridge]

Lmaooo

[ancient shale]

what i meant to type was me too

[frank finch]

OMG this week was amazing for making money 🤑🤑 S/O to RAF

[swift temple]

Such a terrible week for money but new content

[frank finch]

This week was too good guess it's bvck to selling drugs

[burnt verge]

guys this game is loading screen simulator or what

[harsh mesa]

what was the event this week again

[robust spire]

What are we getting

[robust spire]

#gta-news

[swift temple]

Then check it man

[burnt verge]

literally waited for 20 mns to start a mission in a lobby then when the 4 started host started mission and everything crasghed
and now we are waiting again
just wtf

[frank finch]

Carwash money laundering 100k a mission

[swift temple]

Two new missons

For dispatch work

[harsh mesa]

damn

[robust spire]

This server haven’t update it yet

[burnt verge]

lester trolling me even there

[swift temple]

Wasn't that last week

[robust spire]

Are we getting new cop cars?

[frank finch]

It's still on

[swift temple]

Yes

[robust spire]

Lfg

About time

[swift temple]

We get one this week but the hell cat car next week

Since if you have GTA plus you get it for free this week

[robust spire]

What’s the other cop car?

[swift temple]

Check suscriberfortscos

[frank finch]

Made like 11mill this week with RAF

[robust spire]

Still nice we are getting cops cars

[alpine bramble]

So the new police cars coming especially the bravado or wtv its called if i have that alr “modded” will it keep teleporting ?

[swift temple]

terrible

dishonorable boy

[alpine bramble]

Fym terrible

[swift temple]

You are very dishonorable

[alpine bramble]

gng what

[swift temple]

using mods and cheats

[alpine bramble]

stupid

[swift temple]

You will disappoint uncle shimura

[alpine bramble]

Don’t even know what modded means

[swift temple]

I do

[alpine bramble]

apparently not

[swift temple]

for instance

[robust spire]

Bro bugged out

[ancient shale]

Hey guys a random ahh guy just befreinded me and sended me a link (he was talking abt business and shi i think its a scammer) what do yall think ?

[alpine bramble]

Block em

Imagine clicking links someone sends you 😂

[swift temple]

I'm back now

[ancient shale]

Yeah should i make a ticket so that guy gets banned from here ?

Or complain

[alpine bramble]

Contact modmail

@pallid plover

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[swift temple]

I'm guessing a example of a modded thing is like a normal car with modifications it doesn't have or color it isn't support to have

Like Benny wheels?

[exotic fog]

I'm still having problems getting into GTA Online. My internet is fine.

[swift temple]

On a normal car

[alpine bramble]

Did bro look it up 😂

[alpine bramble]

What problem’s

[swift temple]

I'm serious I didn't

[exotic fog]

I can't get into GTA Online.

[alpine bramble]

Why

[swift temple]

there are scammers all over man on discord in this server

You're bound to know what modded cars are

[exotic fog]

I can't connect to it.

[alpine bramble]

Maybe corrupted files, low storage?

[exotic fog]

Let me check

[exotic fog]

Nope

[alpine bramble]

How about corrupted files

[exotic fog]

Not any I see

[alpine bramble]

Hmm

Like when u load up gta

[exotic fog]

It's also on enhanced

[alpine bramble]

Does it not give u the online option

[foggy nebula]

Why can't I rev my Virtue at the car meet

[exotic fog]

It doesn't, and whenever it does, I can only join small servers

[alpine bramble]

Have u tried loading into it on story mode?

[exotic fog]

Story mode is fine

[alpine bramble]

So whats the issue

[exotic fog]

I can send you a dm of an image if you want

[alpine bramble]

Nah np ik

[exotic fog]

k

[alpine bramble]

Send it in

#gta-media

[exotic fog]

Can't send images

[alpine bramble]

Oh

[pure crow]

is the grinch event active since there is snow

[exotic fog]

Yeah so whenever I try and play GTA Online it says the game can’t connect with rockstar games services

[alpine bramble]

That’s just gta being gta

[exotic fog]

Well that’s weird since no one I’ve talked to has had the problem lol

[alpine bramble]

Just got smo banned

For the same issue

[ancient shale]

´was it the same guy ?

[alpine bramble]

What’s the name for u

[ancient shale]

like what was his name

[alpine bramble]

Archery

[ancient shale]

same guy lmao

[alpine bramble]

LOL

[versed nebula]

Fat

[foggy nebula]

I got it rn

[ancient shale]

ewwwww i confronted him he blocked me

[alpine bramble]

Bro said and i quote “do you know i am a gangster” “im coming for you” 😭

Time to bloc ✌️

[ancient shale]

want a screenshot from my conversation on dm ?

that guy must be a low iq indevitiual

[spiral aspen]

fr i can't drive

[alpine bramble]

Not rlly

[ancient shale]

oh ok mb gng

[spiral aspen]

i'm trying to do the haos car trial and i drift like crazy

[alpine bramble]

Np just to lazy to look in dms

[ebon knoll]

yo vor

[alpine bramble]

?

[meager nimbus]

Is it suppose to be snowing? Is this normal ?

[alpine bramble]

April fools

[meager nimbus]

Ohhhh

🤣

[alpine bramble]

should have gave us a fake 5 million

Way better and funnier

[ancient shale]

or they just reseting your account

for a day

[alpine bramble]

fuh nah

[ebon knoll]

yo ._.

[alpine bramble]

yk how mad people would be

[ancient shale]

sup

[alpine bramble]

i would lose my mind

[ancient shale]

only for a day

[alpine bramble]

Ik

[ebon knoll]

will gta 6 include supercars

[alpine bramble]

Everyone would lose there minds

[alpine bramble]

No dur

[ebon knoll]

damn

[ancient shale]

what kinda question is that ? I think yes vro 😭 🙏 💔

[alpine bramble]

Fr

[ancient shale]

[ebon knoll]

you think?

[alpine bramble]

Ragebait

[ebon knoll]

it's a yes or no question

[alpine bramble]

No

😂

[ancient shale]

damn didn't know fuh

[alpine bramble]

imagine not being 5+

[ancient shale]

mb gng just joined today

[alpine bramble]

/.scamsearch

[ancient shale]

what is that

[alpine bramble]

Search for scammers

[ancient shale]

i just send a gif

[alpine bramble]

/.scamsearch lowkeyfr

see

[ancient shale]

i didn't see the command

or can't

[alpine bramble]

Lolll

[ebon knoll]

wdym

you think im a scammer

[alpine bramble]

No

[ebon knoll]

thought so

[alpine bramble]

I was showing -_ how ti do it

[ancient shale]

alr gng

thanks ig

[sage sigil]

Anyone on that can help me get money?

[still ibex]

Wait can u unlock the gooch today

[ancient shale]

i could help ya

[ebon knoll]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@sage sigil, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @ebon knoll

[ancient shale]

jus dm me

[grave edge]

No

[still ibex]

Some people say u can tho

[faint spear]

April Fools

[ebon knoll]

@sage sigil why did you delete

[grave edge]

April fools

[whole cipher]

How much do i get from the dr dre contract after the 1. time?

[faint spear]

1 mill

[sage sigil]

My b wrong person but I dm you

[ebon knoll]

all good bro

[still ibex]

When does the event end?

[rapid aspen]

to make room for new events

[tough cave]

I’m so tired of grinding 💀😂

[rapid aspen]

then stop, relax and have some fun

[still ibex]

Bro what

[ebon knoll]

then take a rest

[tough cave]

I have, but then I log in and want to buy shi or do stuff and it all costs so much money and I gotta grind my ahh off for it😂

[hollow hamlet]

Most gta players are ahh at making car mods

[ebon knoll]

are you good at it then

[hollow hamlet]

Yes

[proven plaza]

Anyone know how to register for mc

[ebon knoll]

proof

[hollow hamlet]

I mod cars to how theyd look irl

[tough cave]

Pull up your quick access menu

[orchid belfry]

interaction menu-register as a boss-motorcycle club

if u can’t then buy a clubhouse and then try again

[proven plaza]

It don't work

[orchid belfry]

.

[quick light]

I don't believe in this

[proven plaza]

I bought a club house and it won't let me sit at computer inside the building

[hollow hamlet]

Why

[rapid aspen]

do the dispatch missions tomorrow

[orchid belfry]

are u in a public session?

[proven plaza]

No

I tried in public didn't work, so I went to invite only

[tough cave]

Been trying to grind out the cayo heist, then run my business on cooldown and it’s just getting to be too much

[quick light]

Do u think that u are smth in modding the cars

[orchid belfry]

send photo on #gta-media

[tough cave]

Just hate having to do the set ups before each cayo run

[rapid aspen]

well I kinna retired a few months ago

[proven plaza]

Won't let me

Can I dm u?

[orchid belfry]

sure

[proven plaza]

I added u

[quick light]

What? Wym retire

[orchid belfry]

no need just send me a dm and i’ll respond

[proven plaza]

I can't it won't let me

[quick light]

Is their like a retire mission at the end of game

[proven plaza]

Unless u dm me first

[rapid aspen]

stopped grinding and just played

[orchid belfry]

u can’t send me a msg request?

sure i’ll dm u

[proven plaza]

I tried, won't let me for sum reason

[quick light]

Oh how much money did u make btw

[quick light]

Like total money

[orchid belfry]

i can’t send too

[still ibex]

When does the event end?

[proven plaza]

Just accept friend request

[rapid aspen]

sitting at $85M atm

[sick salmon]

hey since the police cars are on sale, what are the odds that they give gta+ a month discount for the bail yard business?

[rapid aspen]

total I would have to check

[still ibex]

Also how do I get the gooch 😢

[tough cave]

Be really nice if things paid out more or things costed less. Stuck in a brutal grind loop and I don’t seem to be making much progress 💀

[rapid aspen]

its a random event in freeroam

[quick light]

How y'all do this much money, I haven't seen more then 18 mil in my bank account and it was only when I'm saving for the mansions

[grave edge]

I was wrong the gooch does show up

[still ibex]

So like change servers? Is there a map icon or smt

[rapid aspen]

lots of grinding

[still ibex]

What do I have to do

[grave edge]

Just hope he gets you

[rapid aspen]

it just happenes, walk around

[quick light]

U grind what like can u give me some tips

[rapid aspen]

what ever is 2x or 4x at the time, like tomorrow do the dispatch missions

the yacht mission where great at 6x

[quick light]

How much does the dispatch mission pay, is it worth it

[rapid aspen]

25k

[quick light]

At 2x?

[rapid aspen]

so 50k with 2x

or if you have gta+ its 3x

[quick light]

And how much time does it takes

For 1 mission

[rapid aspen]

not long, depending on the mission, a few minutes

[still ibex]

can someone help me get the gooch outfit

[rapid aspen]

and hopfuly they cut down the cooldown timer

[still ibex]

does someone have a private session running for longer than 48 mins

[empty cipher]

what’s good in the new update? any free veichle?

[rapid aspen]

2 new police cars

[quick light]

Police car is free?

[proven plaza]

Fastest way to make money?

[grave edge]

Cayo then casino

[proven plaza]

What's cayo?

[rapid aspen]

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/1344919160248864820

[rapid aspen]

are you new?

[orchid belfry]

buffalo stx police available for free for gta+ members (available to everyone on april 9th)

[grave edge]

Free cop car fr?

[empty cipher]

other than that what’s actually good in the update

[proven plaza]

Yes

[orchid belfry]

so it’s exclusive for gta+ members this week

[rapid aspen]

with gta+ yes

[orchid belfry]

yeah just gotta spend 8 dollars for it

[empty cipher]

go look for someone to do replay glitch

[rapid aspen]

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/1344892960529059944

[proven plaza]

Huh?

[proven plaza]

I looked thanks man

[still ibex]

someone heeelp get the gooch

[grave edge]

I'm too cheap for that I'll just do cayo and casino forever

[still ibex]

but i cant wait 48 mins

[quick light]

Don't ruin him bro atleast let him taste the grind

[empty cipher]

find someone who has cayo perico ready, and tell them to spam replay glitches u will be rich

[quick light]

Nah

[empty cipher]

yeah ik but at least till level 45

[tough cave]

What’s that?👀

[empty cipher]

cayo perico glitcy

[quick light]

He will not grind after he knows the method

[tough cave]

What’s the glitch tho?

I’ll run it B2B that’s fine I just hate having to do the set ups😂

[orchid belfry]

replay cayo perico using back to back glitch to skip all the setups and do the finale again

[tough cave]

Please help me figure that shi out💀

[empty cipher]

basically, the cayo perico leader puts 85 percent on you, and 15 on him, you do cayo, and then he leaves at a certain point on the heist, and he won’t get the money, but you will. However the cayo will save and you can do back to back heists without doing all the set ups all over again

[orchid belfry]

watch a youtube video for it

[quick light]

I have seen people leaving tha game after getting their money from replay glitches, so please

[tough cave]

Ohhhh okay, I been solo grinding in inv only seasons

[empty cipher]

but you can’t do it over 5 times, or u will get banned don’t risk it over 4 times i’ll say

bc rockstar will be sus

[tough cave]

To hell with them

[orchid belfry]

man where is wall

[still ibex]

wait so i cant get the gooch unless i wait 48 mins?

[tough cave]

Everything is sus to them and they make everything cost way too damn much

[orchid belfry]

i miss her existence in the server

[empty cipher]

wait wtf is the gooch

[grave edge]

Go to a public lobby and wait

[wispy hazel]

it takes your money and snacks.

[rich sluice]

[orchid belfry]

??

[tough cave]

.^^

[mighty narwhal]

When's the gta+ thing get new cars?

[unique scroll]

Chat what's the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time ?

[orchid birch]

hey guys why is hacking not allowed

[rapid aspen]

about 10 hours from now

[rapid aspen]

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/1344919160248864820

[drowsy herald]

when does it stop snowing

[rapid aspen]

about 10 hours from now

[rich linden]

omg i hate steam so much. why do i have hours on gta 5 if the game doesn't even open! i don't think i'm elligible for a refund

[drowsy herald]

why is it even snowing?

[rapid aspen]

april 1st, init

[drowsy herald]

oh aight

[oak tiger]

why is it still snowing when i check my penthouse view

[rapid aspen]

because its snowing

[unique scroll]

the x3 on car wash goes out today, right ?

[rich linden]

It's snowing in egypt

[quick light]

Yo come down we all men are grinding right here in the snow, why u in the comfort of ur penthouse

[rapid aspen]

runs out today, yes

[unique scroll]

sad

[whole cipher]

Lester keeps the mood up

[rapid aspen]

but then we get 3x on dispatch

[quick light]

Lol someone noticed me

[whole cipher]

Your the one always reacting with 🎉

[unique scroll]

is that better in term of money per mins/hours than car wash or something ?

[dense epoch]

10 more hours to no life car wash

[whole cipher]

are yall just spamming money laundering missions

[dense epoch]

yeah

its like 3 mil a day

[quick light]

Cayo and then in the cooldown of it I spam money laundering

[dense epoch]

thats like 20ish a week

and i dont even play that much

[unique scroll]

yup

[whole cipher]

alr ig il do that too

do i get public lobby bonus

[rich birch]

is rockstar still giving free 1mil to players or did that promo end?

[dense epoch]

no

[quick light]

No

[dense epoch]

do it in invite only

[whole cipher]

so inv only

[quick light]

Yes

[whole cipher]

yurr

[unique scroll]

ended april 1st

[paper bridge]

I genuinely need a gta partner 🫩

[quick light]

Are you a student my guy

Like scientist or some

[paper bridge]

Bro missed it

[dense epoch]

how

you js gotta log in once

[lusty orbit]

be so for real rn its SNOWING?

[hot crystal]

My pc is giving 20 fps in gta online

[lusty orbit]

this some bullshit!

[paper bridge]

Yuh

[dense epoch]

well twice ig

[dense epoch]

wym

the snows goated

i love the snow

[lusty orbit]

how am i supposed to operate my hands on car wash in the snow

[dense epoch]

it should snow for the whole year

[lusty orbit]

who washes their car in the snow

[quick light]

Lol

[paper bridge]

Not for driving 😂

[dense epoch]

…

[hot crystal]

Bro

[dense epoch]

fmj mk5 and hachocku drag handle fine

and oppressor dosent even touch the ground

[quick light]

Its so cold ngl

[lusty orbit]

and i just put all my outfits to summer stuff lmao

[still minnow]

im assuming you either dont drive or it doesnt snow where you live

[wet pulsar]

i get bombed in public server goated

[still minnow]

yup, bouta get my own mods atp just not get nuke spammed for 5 min at a time

swear it happens every couple of hrs

[wet pulsar]

im just tryna make some mula and got fucked lmao

[quick light]

And then u too started doing the same and the cycle continues

[still minnow]

nah

[dense epoch]

guys we do know invite only exist right

[wet pulsar]

whats the fun in that tho

[dense epoch]

whats the fun in getting blown up

[wet pulsar]

true

[dense epoch]

i mean if you enjoy getting greifed be my guest

[wet pulsar]

i dont mind the griefing its just the bombing is crazy lol

i just swapped from ps5 to pc so like im not used to this lol

[still minnow]

welcome to the master race. consoles are for bums

[quick light]

Is somebody here with the cmm challenge done

[tropic dome]

Yo guys can anyone offer me some advice? I want to buy some MC businesses and am purchasing Cocaine. Should I buy morningwood or alamo sea? Reddit cant seem to decide.

I do not care about price, only sale time. Like when i sell, nearer locations etc etc

Morningwood is in the city no? Does this mean that when i sell it will also be in the city? or far up north of the map

[ancient coral]

hi wsp

im new

[paper bridge]

Whichever pays more

[tropic dome]

What pays more?

[quick light]

For the cocaine go with one that's in the middle of the map

[tropic dome]

I dont really care about money aswell only just faster mission times

[quick light]

I think all of them pays the same

[tropic dome]

You sure? I dont care about price of the lab or more profit, only mission travel times

[ancient coral]

Mine is in the desert and I liked it.

[quick light]

They pay differently? I don't even know to this day

[median meadow]

Yo creepy uncle Lester how goes it

[quick light]

Yo yo yo

[dense epoch]

i dont even use mines theyre only there for nc warehouse

[ancient coral]

Lester, why do I always have to share the loot with you?

[quick light]

I'm good just staying with my asian cheek, I booked a private penthouse with y'all hard earned money

[median meadow]

I was trying to type and cough at the same time looked like I was typing in a different language how’s everyone’s Wednesday

[quick light]

Thanks

[median meadow]

Respect it respect it Asian baddie and stolen money you’re a true America

[versed nebula]

Are you more of a bat or more of a monkey

[ancient coral]

You have a penthouse, but I have a mansion, and now I have a large team of well-armed men to go and get my money back.

get ready lester

[median meadow]

I mean if you look at the picture that should be obvious

[quick light]

U didn't noticed , I said I booked it for my vacation with my girl , do u wanna know how much money I have

[tough cave]

Am I an idiot? I paid the 100k to skip the prep phase but have it on hard mode. But I had to rerun all the set up anyways? What am I missing here

[ancient coral]

That doesn't matter because I have several planes to come get you.

[dense epoch]

why are we running doomsday in the first place

[zinc cape]

is anyone else also unable to find a lobby with more than 5 people in today?

[silent bison]

Uhh I just logged into my Xbox account and there’s snow in my lobby and I got the gooch event, then I switched lobbies and I still have snow.

[tough cave]

Cayó

[quick light]

I have a secret mansion on el rubios island which you can't buy

[ancient coral]

april fools

[dense epoch]

since wtf could you skip preps

also if you could why would you

cayo is mad easy

[ancient coral]

But I can raid, I've done it thousands of times.

[silent bison]

Oh shit is that what it is? I’ve been playing this game for years and never knew they did April fools jokes.

[ancient coral]

yeah thats april fools

[tough cave]

The prep is annoying af.

[dense epoch]

the hardest one is prob js weapons and that mad easy

[whole cipher]

Is there a money laundering mission i should skip

[oak tiger]

why tf is the snow back

[tough cave]

And running it solo I can only take like 900k, I just want to be able to run it B2B but that don’t happen with 2hr cooldowns

[oak tiger]

which vc?

[tough cave]

April fools

[ancient coral]

Lester, you have no excuse to run away from me because now I am someone very powerful

[whole cipher]

because its snowing

[rapid aspen]

It's April 1st init

[dense epoch]

what r you struggling on

[oak tiger]

when does april 1st finish for rockstar

[wet pulsar]

what a outfit editor?

[dense epoch]

because santa

[oak tiger]

now we can't drive :((

[quick light]

My mansion? U can't see it tho, i have gotten a tech from Clifford from which I can go invisible with my mansion

[tough cave]

I’m not at struggling I just don’t like how long it takes me to wait for the 2hr cooldown, spend an hour doing the preps and then run it back only for 900k

[rapid aspen]

In about 9 hours

[dense epoch]

7pm est june 19th

[dense epoch]

gng why are you skipping preps

[ancient coral]

I simply activate the hacks and bye bye

[dense epoch]

also im 90% sure you cant skip cayo preps

[tough cave]

I’m not, I want to but it won’t let me 😂

[ancient coral]

you can but hacking

[dense epoch]

huh

dude what are you saying

[tough cave]

It gave me the prompt screen to skip preps for 100k but it would then be set to hard mode

[dense epoch]

what r u tryna skip

[quick light]

Leave it with creepy unc lester , I'm gonna contact rockstar with ur username and then u bye bye

[ancient coral]

damn

[dense epoch]

hard mode is a extra 10% or smth

js do it in hard

its mad easy either way

[ancient coral]

I swear I'll come back with a better argument, Lester.

[quick light]

Don't try to match ur intelligence with unc lester

[dense epoch]

harris lwk better

[faint spear]

You won't have skipped preps

It just would be on hard mode

Still would have to do the preps and setup

[quick light]

Who's Harris? I have known only pavel matching me doing some great work

[ancient coral]

new police car tomorrow

[tough cave]

My guy..
I do not want to have to go get the boat every time, all 4 equipment, the weapons then get to run the heist
But I don’t have a choice.
What I’m saying is, after I finished the heist, waited the 2hr timer. Went to run it back, it prompted me to either do all the set ups again, or pay 100k to skip them but it’ll be forced hard mode.
I paid the 100k but still had to do all the set ups and it’s forced hard mode

[faint spear]

Yeah that's normal

Always been like that

[tropic dome]

Alr im still lost. Guys do I buy Morningwood location or alamo sea for cocaine lockup? I dont care about money, only travel time

[faint spear]

The only heist where you can buy to skip preps is Doomsday

Cheapest

Dont ever buy anything more than that

Same goes for all the other mc businessess

[tough cave]

Would it make more sense for me to grind Dre heist?

[faint spear]

Faster than cayo for per hour tbh

[quick light]

Alamo sea is the one in the middle of map if I'm right?

[tropic dome]

Yes

I did alot of research online and everyone is talking about the money or price increase etc etc or security

Man I just need the shortest travel time whether its to resupply or to sell

[unreal jasper]

Diamond casino hello

[faint spear]

You can only buy to skip optional preps for casino

Not the mandatory preps

[unreal jasper]

Which are pretty much mandatory like security passes

[faint spear]

But not officially mandatory on the board

So

[cold garden]

Its mandatory once we know how useful it is...

[faint spear]

You're not mandatory

I am

[cold garden]

Back to work.

[faint spear]

Nah

[quick light]

Ngl brother Im confused here bout the money and security you askin but I can guarantee you that the one in the city and the one in the alamo sea are the only ones that are great

[faint spear]

Never buy city mc businessess

[quick light]

Why

[ancient coral]

why

[faint spear]

Because mc fucking sucks already

Not even worth running

Only for nc

Maybe when its 2x

[jagged sedge]

Also sale missions at the desert but yeah

[faint spear]

But the cheapest locations aren't even that bad

[tropic dome]

Yes thanks, I know the two are the only good ones also. Thats why im asking about which one is better yeah 😭 Like people are talking about some isolated area is better from players, going further away gives you more money etc etc. Im saying idgaf about any of this, which one of the two locations

has the shortest travel times when reuspplying or selling

[lusty orbit]

florida never driven in snow in my life irl lmfao

[unreal jetty]

is the test ride fmj worth buying at that price?

[ancient coral]

which one?

[alpine bramble]

Fr

[alpine bramble]

Yes

[quick light]

City one would be great imo cause there is less slope climbing as compared to when u are coming from the alamo sea side

[tropic dome]

Ok done deal

Thanks mate , buying now

[quick light]

Yo wait

[quick light]

But there's one thing u should know

[tropic dome]

Yeah? (I already clicked buy)

[faint spear]

😭

[ancient coral]

damn

[cold garden]

[alpine bramble]

What’s mmi

[faint spear]

There are no smart players anymore

[faint spear]

Mors Mutual Insurance

My company

[quick light]

If u buy the city one and go to sell the stock in public lobby there would be high chances that u get griefed cause most players stay in the city

[tropic dome]

oh thats fine idgaf about that

as long as its shorter distance to travel we ball

[faint spear]

I'm sorry, but if you buy city mc businessess

You are just dumb

[ancient coral]

I don't know, all my MC businesses are in the desert and I've had a good time

[alpine bramble]

Who actually uses businesses 😔

[quick light]

But u got 1 min before the global signal starts so you would have time to get far away from them

[tropic dome]

bro how about Mr Retired here say why instead of all this 😭

[faint spear]

All the cheapest spots for all the mc businessess are actually good

[alpine bramble]

Who’s ready for the new police cars coming soon

[faint spear]

I've said why

Mc is shit

[tropic dome]

mate

[ancient coral]

me

[faint spear]

Sell vehicles are slow

Takes ages selling

[wet pulsar]

how can i make bank w the nightclub?

[pastel fern]

How much do those dispatch missions usually pay?

[faint spear]

Payout is shit

[ancient coral]

only 1 tomorrow

[tropic dome]

Nah icl you're just taking a piss like you know im buying them either way to set them up and all this guy is saying is they are shit

[unreal jetty]

lol great just gotta try and beat the race in snow

[tropic dome]

like bro

[alpine bramble]

Question tho u think my unreleased modded bravado car will stop teleporting everywhere when it gets released

[ancient coral]

the stx next week

[faint spear]

Ok, I said why you shouldn't do that

But

Not my fault

[quick light]

Don't listen to them, if you and ur buddies are hard enough to sell in public then it's great

[ancient coral]

idk lol

[alpine bramble]

Hard enough 🥀

[tropic dome]

calm

[pastel fern]

Buy all the floor, have technicians assigned to crystal, guns, air cargo, coke, and counterfeit, then wait until the storage is almost full and sell

[quick light]

[polar tree]

Hi

[faint spear]

Plus equipment and staff upgrade

[alpine bramble]

bro’s acting like getting grief is a real deal 😭

[pastel fern]

Do NOT buy that one shitty delivery vehicle it sucks major ass

[ancient coral]

i want the STX pursuit thats my dream car

[quick light]

U didn't experienced the public lobbies then

[alpine bramble]

I got a pink one

[alpine bramble]

Buddy i have

[faint spear]

Closing the game is an easy way to counter griefing, only lose 3% of whatever you had before selling

[quick light]

Its not a deal?

[alpine bramble]

94% of griefers are bad

[ancient coral]

yeah you bought gta plus

[faint spear]

But doesn't change that mc is bad

Needs better buffs

[alpine bramble]

Nope

[faint spear]

2x is only when its good

[alpine bramble]

It’s modded

[tropic dome]

im level 50, everything done in public lobbies. I must have shot over 12 oppresors out of the sky now in the last week during sells If they blow my shi up it is what it is.

I dont have him added on discord but this one bloke from this server, I forgot to add him to MC club and started the document mission with four sell bikes from city.

This man stood guard over the motocycles on the street and racked up like 25 kills while I drove up and down the map to get them

[alpine bramble]

i got it from trading someone

[wet pulsar]

i got all the floors but do i also get the car garages or nah thats not needed?

[whole cipher]

i cant drive anyways

[ancient coral]

very lucky

[alpine bramble]

Just find someone with it

[quick light]

I can drive you wherever you want, don't worry

[tropic dome]

anyways I appreciate the advice Lester mate

[quick light]

Np

[alpine bramble]

Lester

[alpine bramble]

Do u like kids

[quick light]

I like u

[alpine bramble]

Uhm

I feel abused

[pastel fern]

Nah not needed

[wet pulsar]

alr then thanks

[quick light]

It's my server get offended

[alpine bramble]

Your fake

[cold garden]

Its acceptable if you're that desperate for money or have help selling it
But still time consuming

[quick light]

I'm real

[ancient coral]

i found you

[alpine bramble]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @alpine bramble

[pastel fern]

Lester when are you getting an iron man suit so you're useful for once

[alpine bramble]

see this real lester

[faint spear]

Acid is better mc

Forever die on that hill

[quick light]

This lester is just a bot I'm the real one

[pastel fern]

The mc businesses aren't THAT bad, at least coke and crystal sells for like 700k in a public lobby

[alpine bramble]

Goverment done got tired of yo shit and replaces u with a clone man 🥀

[cold garden]

There are maniacs that actually enjoys the slow and long drive in this game

[faint spear]

[pastel fern]

I'm one of those

I hate the flying mission tho

[alpine bramble]

Only reason i would like driving far is if a person is with me and im in a super car

[faint spear]

I like driving, just not those terrible trash trucks, dodo's and dinghys that attract griefers like flies

[unreal jetty]

How do you buy hao's premium test ride?

[alpine bramble]

As soon as i hear the missile lock on beeps i jump out

[ancient coral]

you cant

[pastel fern]

Go to the sides of the car it should say inspect and you can buy it there

[unreal jetty]

it says I need to beat a time trial or something

but I don't see it on the map

[quick light]

Mc businesses are designed like that, what's the point of gta when u don't have to do any fight with other players and just do Ghost org and run from them like a cat

[alpine bramble]

Gta is about thief and pvp

[faint spear]

Gta is a sandbox

[alpine bramble]

Imagine running from griefers 😂

[dense epoch]

nah its about money laundering

[faint spear]

Doing something else since it's a sandbox

But to each their own

R* promotes griefing

[alpine bramble]

griefing aint that big of a deal

[dense epoch]

its not worth doing mc in pub

js do acid

50% bonus with a 50% chance of getting blown up

[faint spear]

Acid best passive business ever

[quick light]

Nightclub with the ghost org is good yeah

[faint spear]

Even lower for me but could be different on pc

[dense epoch]

or js find a peaceful server

[dense epoch]

pc is hell

i js see if i get the parking lot for acid sells

and then ghost speedrun

[faint spear]

I can probably count the amount of times I've had my acid griefed since it came out on one hand

Not anymore, or not as bad

Must be on Legacy still

[versed nebula]

YOOO

What

[oak tiger]

what do yall do when bored in gta?

[keen hearth]

drive

[alpine bramble]

Uh

[alpine bramble]

Get a drift car turn on snow weather and drive around the city in passive mode

[oak tiger]

wait u can turn off the snow?

[robust spire]

Grief ppl

[alpine bramble]

No i meant there is a glitch to just get the texture of the snow

[median meadow]

Get off gta

[robust spire]

With my sparrow

[oak tiger]

i hate snow

[alpine bramble]

Its not real snow just textures

[oak tiger]

and get on what?

[high egret]

yo

[median meadow]

Usually division 2 or siege or saints row 2

[oak tiger]

so its ur fault i get my shipments destroyed

[faint spear]

Not play the game

Gn

[robust spire]

[native flume]

Got Pink Diamond an 2 Cocaines in 1 Place om Cayo

W Rng spawn

[lavish quarry]

If you have 3 gold you get more keeping 85%

[dense epoch]

drive around the map in a fmj mk5 with kanye

[wintry valve]

Kill greifers and hit crash into other players without harm

[wintry valve]

Pray to never be in the same lobby as me

[wintry valve]

For city driving Niobe >

[old nimbus]

Yo

[robust spire]

Pray you won’t hit my nano drone

[tough cave]

I’m could not be more frustrated with the cayo heist right now😂

[foggy ice]

Is it snowing for anyone else

[river sky]

Goodnight who can help me merge?

[tough cave]

Kill the one guy at the air strip, take the supply from the hangar, across the road, pop one guy, take out the camera, take the supply from the lock up, run back to the boat, head to the drain pipe, take out the two guys up the stairs, up onto the roof, take out the one guy when he walks to his little box by the front gate, grab the keys from him, go past the guy at the bottom of the house stairs, take out the guy who walks down the stairs and looks over the edge, grab the vault cash, down the elevator, grab the tequila, as soon as I get to the second to last gate to leave. Body found. 💀

[serene grove]

So the cop cars get released tomorrow aswell?
Anyone know

[river sky]

Yes

[ancient coral]

do a video

[ancient coral]

yeah but only 1

[tough cave]

You trynna get me to make one? Or have me watch a video on solo runs

[ancient coral]

and the second one next week

[ancient coral]

im not a youtuber lol

[tough cave]

Well that’s not what I asked is it 🤨

[ancient coral]

im learning english

[ancient coral]

try to do a video

[dense epoch]

worse handling, worse speed, worse acceleration

[twin bridge]

I think he clip yourself means clip a recording of yourself doing it

[dense epoch]

also uglier imo

[tough cave]

I just don’t know what body is being discovered. Only person that doesn’t have a strict monitoring pattern is the mf with the minigun. So I must be screwing up my timing somewhere that allows him to walk near a body

[dense epoch]

jug finds the first guard you shoot after like sm time

[twin bridge]

Will cop work be more efficient than cayo solo?

[dense epoch]

its the guard that watches the normal entrance

[dense epoch]

abs not

50k with a 3mil investment

[tough cave]

The first ones I shoot are the two that allow you to get onto the roof

[dense epoch]

your lucky if you even make back your original investment

[ancient coral]

nah

[crimson karma]

Whats this weekly?

[tough cave]

What’s the Dre heist like? Mike try to farm that one instead

[dense epoch]

i dont do roof entry not worth saving like 20 secs

[dense epoch]

mad easy js shoot ppl

your second run of it is also like 20-30 mins faster

[tough cave]

Can you run that one b2b more frequently and easily than cayo?

[dense epoch]

you can skip the 12 mins of cutscenes and first 2 missions

[ancient coral]

cops work are for police cars discounts

[dense epoch]

yeah the cd is 48 mins

[tough cave]

For solo?

[dense epoch]

payout is like 1.3mil if you add the setups

[dense epoch]

you can do it duo but like cluckin bell its technically not a ehsit

[tough cave]

Yeah but does the cd go from 48min to 2.25hr if run solo

[dense epoch]

no its 48 mins every time

cayo is 2 hours 30

[tough cave]

🙏

[dense epoch]

once you get down the basic formula it takes like 1-1.5 hours

[halcyon drum]

casino cool down is 48 mn ?

[tough cave]

From set up start to pay out finish?

[dense epoch]

no dre

[halcyon drum]

how much for casino

[dense epoch]

yeah

your first run is way slower though

[halcyon drum]

been waiting for more than hour now

[dense epoch]

theres 2 extra setups and you cant skip cutscenes

[fleet cargo]

Is there an update tomorrow, or is it longer?

[tough cave]

Seems about the same time as cayo but hard to say. Don’t have to worry about stealth bs

[dense epoch]

yeah js spray and pray

its not exactly a heist more like a collection of missions

[tough cave]

Preesh🙏

[dense epoch]

yeah

dispatch and vespucci job are on 4x

nothing interesting unless you got gta+

[fleet cargo]

Absolutely cringe

[dense epoch]

i would js grind main heist and wait for next week

[fleet cargo]

Wish I did some Faber work this week to increase my Hands On income

[twin bridge]

Back to cayo it is

[tough cave]

There just really ain’t shi that lets you get mad money reasonably quickly that I’ve found. Play for a whole ahh day and make like 1.8 mil but then reinvest it back into businesses. Cant make any progress

[twin bridge]

wtf my longfin destination poi didn’t save

[dense epoch]

faber pay isnt that good unless you got gta+

your better off doing money laundering

105 per mission

if you have a opressor you can finish the mollie missions in like 3 mins

8 more hours to grind car wash

[tough cave]

All this shi too frustrating I’m about to go back to just using my damn hangar 😕

[fast reef]

If you're on console, you don't want to do the Dr. Dre contract b2b. Hosts on console don't get paid when replay glitching, and the non-host only gets $50K.

[tough cave]

When I say b2b I mean just running it solo to grind it with no glitches

[halcyon drum]

guys how much cool down between casino and replay , lester didnt call me been waiting for more than hour now

[dense epoch]

google

[fast reef]

Ok, I see

[dense epoch]

shoulda capitalized on the car wash this week

easiest cash farm ever

[tough cave]

Didn’t know it was a thing, just picked gta back up when I hit my days off

[halcyon drum]

google said 50mn but i already said i have been waiting more than one hour

[dense epoch]

solo is 2 hours 30

[halcyon drum]

u cant solo casino

[dense epoch]

idfk bro im js saying what google said

[halcyon drum]

xddddddd

[fast reef]

48 min for the casino heist

[dense epoch]

try rejoining or smth

[halcyon drum]

seems my session is bugged yeah

[tough cave]

Wild that they punish you 3x as hard for doing it solo

[fast reef]

2 hours 24 min for solo Cayo

[dense epoch]

cayo genuinely pmo

[twin bridge]

24

[dense epoch]

lwk regret buying the kostaka

shoulda js bought the agencey first

you can only go through the drainage pipe so many times before you go insane

[fast reef]

Just mix it up with other stuff

[zinc lily]

Theres a glitch to earn like tons of cash in an hour

[twin bridge]

It’s called buy shark cards

[ancient coral]

its called ask rockstar for money

[thin tiger]

Why gta snowing

[tepid whale]

Fr just opened this app to ask this lmfao

[somber oracle]

Its snowing in gta online?

[thin tiger]

Yh

[somber oracle]

Its not winter🐸

[tepid whale]

precisely

[thin tiger]

Exactly

[somber oracle]

Damm...rockstar drank too much

[versed nebula]

Check your calendar

[glad nova]

timezones

some people still have Winter

[somber oracle]

Hey bro which Country are u in bruh

[tepid whale]

Did not have snow last night

[versed nebula]

Why would anyone else’s timezone matter

This is america🇺🇸🦅

[still minnow]

are you being deadass?

times zones have nothing to do with seasons. . .

[versed nebula]

Nuke radioo~ we make your eardrums bleed😈

[versed nebula]

How many times have you ran cayo so far

[fading light]

Guys how do i make money fast

[cold garden]

[fading light]

I might do a 24 hour marathon of making money

[still minnow]

bro ghosting

[fading light]

Should I just run cayo over and over again?

[dense epoch]

lost count

a few dozen

[somber oracle]

This week was easy money

[dense epoch]

nah dre is better for b2b

[dense epoch]

7 more hours

[fading light]

What is that?

Sorry I haven’t played in a while

A different heist?

[dense epoch]

dr dre missions

[fading light]

How do I start it

[dense epoch]

agency vip missions

[dense epoch]

you need a agency

[fading light]

I don’t know what that is but I will try to get

[somber oracle]

But tired of money laundering

[fading light]

Is that fast money?

[somber oracle]

Its a building buy it and then run it and u will make 1 million

[dense epoch]

yeah

like a mil a hour

[somber oracle]

5 to 6 minute work 105k

[fading light]

Fawk

[dense epoch]

for easy money

[fading light]

Wow I have to do this

[somber oracle]

U cant do it in an hour if ur first time

[dense epoch]

ends in 7 hours btw

[somber oracle]

U have hands on car wash?

[dense epoch]

you cut the cutscenes and the 2 setups thats like -30 mins

[fading light]

I have money to buy properties

I’m wondering where to start

I have 2 mil

[foggy jacinth]

Yeah it will just take 235 hrs the first time

[fading light]

I just want money fast

[dense epoch]

@quick light

[somber oracle]

Then buy agency and if left buy hands on car wash cause car wash 3x bonus ends today

[foggy jacinth]

Buy shark cards

[dense epoch]

duke it out

pavel v lester

[native flume]

Can't get gold on solo :(

[foggy jacinth]

That baldie aint gon do shi kapitan

[lavish quarry]

Bring a spare and give them 15%

[somber oracle]

I am trying to buy a mansion...have 7 mil

[heavy stag]

i call them a grabber

[still minnow]

can i change the business i picked from when i first started?

[foggy jacinth]

Trust me put it all on red and double it

[somber oracle]

What do u mean?

[heavy stag]

casino gambling

[foggy jacinth]

Gamble

[native flume]

I don't have anyone to play with + don't want a random stranger to get only 15%

[somber oracle]

I dont know how to play that in casino

[native flume]

I like playing solo

[foggy jacinth]

Sad

[fading light]

I found a agency to buy

[foggy jacinth]

Buy it

[heavy stag]

xbox looking for group and 15% for a grabber in cayo is normal

[native flume]

I'll think about it, thanks for the recommendation^^

[lavish quarry]

Benefits
Higher take (keeping 85% 3 gold > 100% w 2 cocaine)
Shorter cooldown because no solo penalty

But ultimately you do you

[still minnow]

is it worth it to buy a hanger?

mckenzie hanger to be specific?

[foggy jacinth]

Do u think u will have fun if u buy the hangar?

[thick walrus]

KJ KJ

HY

[dense epoch]

i mean it can subsitute the sc warehouse for nc

[still minnow]

mc?

[dense epoch]

and its useful to store useless vehicles

[still minnow]

or nc

[dense epoch]

nightclub

[soft gate]

Hi friends

[foggy jacinth]

Killjoy?

[dense epoch]

Kay O?

[fast reef]

He said McKenzie Field hangar, not regular hangar

[dense epoch]

oscar guzman is good if yk ehat your doing

[foggy jacinth]

U R POWERLESS🗣️

[foggy jacinth]

Hell yeah it is fun

[dense epoch]

750k for like 50 min of work if your good at it

[fast reef]

It doesn't work with the nightclub, right?

[dense epoch]

no

[still minnow]

i wanna get the iron mule and can save $600k if i get the mckenzie hanger for $1.5m, i just dont know if its worth it or not

[dense epoch]

you need a pegasus hangar

[foggy jacinth]

Nah

[dense epoch]

get one of the zanckudo hangars

[fast reef]

Then, this is wrong

[dense epoch]

you can store your stupid vehicles in there

[still minnow]

wait, am i gonna need a hanger to store the iron mule regardless?

[fast reef]

Do you have a regular hangar yet, at LSIA or Ft. Zancudo?

[autumn bridge]

Why is it snowing for me and my husband and our friends?

[fast reef]

April Fool's Day

[autumn bridge]

Ohhhh ok ok

[fast reef]

R* joke

[foggy jacinth]

U da real snow kapitan

[still minnow]

no, whats the difference between a normal hangar, and the mckenzie hangar

[autumn bridge]

lol

[still minnow]

feet pics?

[dense epoch]

one stores planes

[foggy jacinth]

[dense epoch]

bro folded under no pressure

[autumn bridge]

Degen

[still minnow]

joking ofc

[dense epoch]

hey leave my chud alone

[fast reef]

A regular hangar lets you store aircraft that are your personal vehicles and run the air cargo business. The McKenzie Field hangar gives access to the Oscar Guzman Flies Again missions and expands the storage of your regular hangar by 15 slots (20 for GTA+).

[still minnow]

||unless you were gonna send em||

[foggy jacinth]

Dayum son

[dense epoch]

😭

we cannot brodie

[foggy jacinth]

[dense epoch]

✌️

[autumn bridge]

I’m good

[foggy jacinth]

Well u at least tried to defend him 🥀

[still minnow]

so would i need an actual hangar to take advantage of the mckenzie hangar?

[still minnow]

your loss

[sweet apex]

Anyone playing free roam?

[autumn bridge]

Uhhh I would say your loss

[mighty isle]

check lfg channels if u wanna get players

this is for chatting only

[static mantle]

Ngl im getting rdm by op2

[dense epoch]

how many times can you airball dude 🎋

[foggy jacinth]

🫪

[still minnow]

some girl sent me feet pics yesterday

[dense epoch]

😭 i cant with ts

[still minnow]

im 1 for 3 in the past 30 hrs

[foggy jacinth]

Bro🫩

[static mantle]

My uncle tickle me yesterday with his legs

[foggy jacinth]

Uhh idk about this one

[static mantle]

Ngl it felt pointy

[dense epoch]

fah

[foggy jacinth]

🫪🫪

[dense epoch]

yo i dont even know how to reply

yall got be befuzzled

[still minnow]

how you type that symbol?

[static mantle]

How j get money quickly

[dense epoch]

new apple emoji

[foggy jacinth]

Tbh idek

[static mantle]

Guys how i get money super fast

[dense epoch]

document forgery office

[foggy jacinth]

And also im PAVEL

[still minnow]

work really hard

[static mantle]

How

[thick walrus]

DFGDFN?IGJIFG

[cold garden]

Buy shark cards

[golden bloom]

From your uncle

[dense epoch]

fastest income in the game

[thick walrus]

FGMIFBKDKFFDFL

[static mantle]

@still minnow your profile looks like she be on crack

[foggy jacinth]

FWESUDHH?

[thin tiger]

Cayo and dim duo agency clucking solo

[dense epoch]

huh tf

oh

[foggy jacinth]

My mind stroked me for reading this

[thin tiger]

If u got a friend that has cayo and dim aswell and u split 50/50 thats a lot of money

[dense epoch]

im bugging

[thin tiger]

Shouldve wrote it better

[dense epoch]

it wasnt a question discord js be goofing around

[foggy jacinth]

Yeah

[sharp rain]

Tiki tiki dih

[dense epoch]

also isnt knoway better

your making 625 with basically the same time

[dense epoch]

ig bro

[still minnow]

aye jolly whats up

[dense epoch]

we cannot bro 😭

round 2

[sharp rain]

who is bro

[still minnow]

nah, im fr gonna get banned if i keep trying

[dense epoch]

ts like watching a car crash

[steady temple]

anyone here do modded money drops and shi for free? not tryna grind for a 1.5 mil honda accord

[dense epoch]

bud are we smart

[still minnow]

im chad

[sharp rain]

im Barack Obama

[steady temple]

wdym

[dense epoch]

are we tryna get banned or what

[rich sluice]

damn gang

askin for drops in public is wild

[steady temple]

from discord or from the game

[still minnow]

im actuallly a dermatologist and need some feet pics of barrak obama to make sure his feet are in good health if you know what i mean

[dense epoch]

both

[steady temple]

bro rockstar bugging

[dense epoch]

holy airball

[steady temple]

anyone know good server then?

[dense epoch]

43 free throw type shi

[still minnow]

chill bro, shes into it

trust

[rich sluice]

I wonder if rockstar still cares abt legacy version gta

[sharp rain]

no.

[upbeat oracle]

Bruh is there a way to find raiju jets off the radar? How this guy know where I am everytime

[dense epoch]

orbital

cannon

[rich sluice]

Shi sad gang 🥀

[upbeat oracle]

This guy is just walking and he’s able to know where I am