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Double money on laundering missions isn't nothing but it also isn't spectacular either
whats the bonus again
^
Not again 😭
if its 2x on passive income then its good lwk
How the hell do you even get Money Laundering missions
car wash
Do I have to buy a property???
Its on both so its lowk not too bad
...and how do I get car wash?
its still better than last week, 2x document forgery 
You need the carwash its only 1m which is "cheap" and you get it by first going to Martin Madrazo at LSIA and it'll unlock it for sale on the site
maze bank, the hands on car wash
Bro i lowk wish everything didnt cost a million dollars minimum 💀
Oki 👍
its basically free
I say "cheap" because youll make that 1m back in like 9 - 10 laundering missions rn with double money
They're paying like 106 - 109k iirc
Bro that's like a Cluckin Bell and KnoWay Out
Be done in like an hour
or one cayo
In today's economy yeah
this week bonuses will be triple on car wash/Helitour/Smoke on water missions and double on the passive income.
Almost Lv. 100 and I still don't have Cayo lmfao
love the passive income part
Oh triple? I thought it was double. Ty, also forgot about the other car wash businesses too
Im level 50 bro idk how to do that shit 💔
Ive just been running cayo perico over n over
will there be a discount on those businesses too or
ur missing out on ez money
Hello everyone
meaning easy 1mil every 50 mins or so if right missions on money laundering
Just be careful bro because you'll get burnt out super quick doing that, I've done it before
yeah
anybody help me to do prison escape setup
swag
cause I dont wanna drop a mil on car wash when I could save for things I actually want
I can help tomorrow
I can link you a video for the bonuses this week.
I have the ability to grind for hours cuz autism and super adhd focus powers
ive been running cayo nonstop for like 3 days now
@graceful swallow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @mighty isle
just check gta news channel
although ngl already forgot what I wanna get LOL i havent played for 5 days
Cayo 💤
You'll passively make the money back and if you do the laundering missions you'll make it back easy.
Hii twin
New invincible episode was lowk gas
Its lowk filler but its peak
Hi!
Nun important happens so dw
Bro trust me I'm literally the same but I've been grinding this mf for like nearing 2 weeks straight now and I'm starting to feel the fatigue 😭
I love Pavel but after the 47th time hearing him talk about it like its my first time doing it, gets really annoying really fast
fr, kinda disappointed on it
I need to actually go back and watch episode of 1 of JJBA P7 SBR
I dissociated hard and passed out in the middle cause it was late
Mansion AI calling me daddy cracks me up every time because my character is so incredibly feminine
woke up having 0 idea what the hell was going on
What helps me is having someone run it with me, its less money but it comes with that vibe that kinda makes it more bearable plus you can fuck around in between cooldowns
Plays as a woman award bc i like the AI calling me mommy 
I mean huh who said that
i wanna make my character look more
Ive only been running it with people but they dont have the same energy i have so they take hella breaks
I would but I don’t want to start a new character
idk girly
Kinda annoying
she basically a tomboy LOL
gat 8 character transitioned with me
I might have to drop 100k to retool her appearance from scratch
The fact it's less to get a sex change in GTA than it is irl is criminal tbh
TRUE
Tomboys are highkey awesome tho
My wife is a tomboy
also my character is just conventionally ugly
Tomboys 😳
atleast to me
Mine looks like a genetically inbred pitbull im ngl
And i love her for it
u would see the same preset character
Mine is hella ugly too but idrc because i wear one outfit that i named sir gentlebag, got a whole suit and a paper bag with a moostache and monacle
im genderfluid and i have a motorcycle helmet on 90% of the time so i dont give much of a fuck but after seeing all the infinitely more girly characters people have when ive been playing community series ive been driven to do more about it
Funny fit >>> any other fit
why the fuck did I just mention that im genderfluid
LMAO
Freudian slip of the millennia
brain mush
Your so cooked
this the gta online server
Dw twin ill cook myself with you
My pronouns are they them
Why are all the queers coming out of the woodworks #iknowwhatyouare
(twinning unfortunately)
Gtao woke???
Im not queer sadly 😔
Well i mena
LMAO

Bro pissed his pants over pronouns ain't no way
Why can my character only hit 5 reps
So its just a lack of understanding
Lock in gng
Bros just ignorant 💀

Son 😭
I could do something kinda funny
The e gave her muscle atrophy obviously duh
True
Youe upset about somethint affects you in 0 ways and will never alter anything that happens to you btw 😭
Its just hate
Oop, I got banned for spam XD
Leveling strength in this game is such a pain and it doesn’t do anything
💀 what did you even say
Was it that bigass message earlier
If I get the mobile operations center and get the vechile thingy could I sell my scram jet
I mean you are tho 🤔 cuz im lowk the same as them
Tried to list the bonuses for the coming week XD
It let's be beat the piss out of the valet boy outside the casino more efficiently after he weaved and checked me one time so now I always have to get my lick back
A+ skill tbh
If I get the mobile operations center and get the vechile thingy could I sell my scram jet
Alr bro maybe im ignorant wtf are you talking abt
So its not the fact there a queer its how they act while being a queer ? 🤔
If I get the mobile operations center and get the vechile thingy could I sell my scram jet
No need to be rude
Im crine GTA players will either be some of the chilliest people you'll meet while playing a game or the most fragile motherfuckers in existence 😭
Good riddance
:)
well given by the fact all his messages are gone
Maybe hes just got max gta stealth and crouched
mf got raptured
ok so I just go outside my nightclub
punch everyone to death, go inside nightclub, repeat
Ive watched one piece 8 times
Still soooo slow
You can also go the pier bribe authorities and go ham
Pov: you go into the nightclub of imminent rage and violence
Huh, apparently if you fall out of your mansion it just teleports you to the front gate
Im not even grateful for the mods tbh because as I've said before it's a double edged sword. Thing I'm most grateful for about being on PC is that I can import my own music lol
Game doesn’t want you to do fun things
You have your own radio station
Your bio is peak af btw
Thank you twin
yeah strength is just slow
Ngl i really expected this server to be like 1000x more toxic
Yeah same 😭
same LOL
Its lowk chill
It can be
However you guys are on pc so we cant play
I haven't been here for yeaaars and came back only recently and its a lot more bearable it seems now. At least now when I'm around
Ive been here since 2021 and seen some specimens here
So fuck you 😡 dam pc users
Let me see if I can find my old messages if they still exist lol
I like to call them evolutionary dead ends
whats the bat in yo bio mean..
I like bats :3
Anyway
Log in bonuses: free 1 mil (same as for past 2 weeks, if you have gotten it you won't get this)
3x bonuses: Special vehicle work from the Securo ceo business/Money laundering missions on Car wash, Smoke on water and helitours (normal 35k per mission, boosted 105k)/community series (6x if gta+ member).
2x bonus: Mr faber work/car wash safe.
Weekly Challenge: Win three races to be rewarded 100k
Ls car meet challenge car: Enus Paragon S (Finish in top three in LS car series)
What kind of bats
I found some of my older messages from 2020 good lord 😭
i lov sheep
My fav is lowk the flying fox
sheep are so nice
Im from Australia so we get a lot of fruit bats around my house but omg while I'm typing this you just said flying foxes and I also love flying foxes
Simplified this so I don't get banned again D:
But credits for Hazard in YT
There super cute
I love anything reptilian tho
Sheeb my beloved they're so innocent
Asian water monitors are lowk my favorite
Giant carnivorus lizards
so butiful
This is such a valid reason
Idek what kinda animal would represent me
🔥 yo what is this fire opinion
I wanna go to iceland
fork found in kitchen
There nice to foreigners and migrating there isnt looked down upon and neither does it bother them
Too cold for most id think
Going to probaply make a small guide for optimal money grind for the money launder missions
Thatd be nice actually
I should make guides on this game
Infinite clout glitch
Australia is starting to get kind of questionable in terms of our freedoms as well. We're not nearly at as much risk as maybe the US but they're falling in line with the US because our government is fucking incompetent
If I have counted my shi right, the hands on car wash, will pay for itself back in less than an hour
I think a dragon would best represent me lowk
I wanna move as well to Europe
Almost back up to 100 milly saved
Just hit 95
Ery noice
Lowk dm me if you wanna yap more abt it 🤔 in most servers politics are a no no cuz it gets heated
Peak
honestly I think the world overall kinda blows rn
Yo lets just go to jupiter fr
I here its more stupider tho so idk 🤔
Obviusly this is if you have an oppressor mk2 to move fast between point A to B
urm quick gta question. How do i unlock the moc missions
I wanna visit Europe first though mainly northern Europe
I genuinely wanna travel the world to experience food culture
Food is lowk a passion of mine (skinny ass bitch btw)
If you don't, and are empty handed after the buying of hand on carwash, I believe it takes an hour or so to make that first million using duke o' death
Culinary arts has always interested me but I also don't eat much because food restrictions fucking suck :<
Make a princess pimp fit
(I have a large closet)
But making food yea just not eating it
I love making and eating and watching people taste, and the processes that go into making it and the history behind ut
Buy MOC from the warstock website in game
And? Make a princess pimp fit
Whats stopping you
Hyper feminem princess thats a pimp
I think the history is a big part of why I like it so much as well. There's so much to learn
yea yea i have the moc and bunker and all. But all the missions are locked
Noodles were made in china so i def HAVE to go to china
Im the classic white boy that enjoys ramen so
does it say anything?
source and steal more supplies for gunrunning
Now that I've got all the important money making purchases out of the way and am onto the fun stuff this is step one lmao, buy my character some new clothes
is that not for the bunker, because ive done that 100z of times
I've been playing a boatload of KCD and that game has basically rewired my brain a bit
Im level 50 and im broke as hell so i have to do the entire grind
I started wearing the bikini outfit with the mixing texture bottom but when I went to do the fooligan missions for Dax i woke up on top of Mt chilliad in a black bikini and never changed since LOL
Kingdom come deliverance?
yes
Tuff
Ive been tryna play it but i dont understand the combat
its so fun being stopped by an obstacle in the road only for 5 cumans to decide "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU NOW"
The tutorial sucked ass
it takes a lot of getting used to
Imma dm you a guide for the MOC starting from the unlocking missions part
I play for honor ts should come easy to me
Biggest tip I can give you is because you're playing on console, go to story mode real quick and go to settings, change your aim options from partial aim assist to full. Itll be more difficult for PVP but for PVE its a life saver. You literally have aimbot you just gotta move your left stick and itll switch targets, no more spamming scope in to change targets
Itll carry you through most missions until you get used to how each gun works and what works for you, when you get more used to hitting headshots you can maybe turn it back to partial
play until you get to rattay
bc the only downside of full AA is that when you lock onto a target it locks onto their body, you still need to move your stick up to their head
you're supposed to suck at the start
because peasants dont know how to fight!
yes kunesh is supposed to mollywop you
The military tower is such a goated spot for the briefcase event
Just sit inside a tower with a bunch of armed guards at the bottom and nobody can contest you really
Me with the humble tank
I wish tanks were good 🙁
Ive never used one so
It only you were on Xbox
2016 is calling bring back the rhino
Could let you try shit
The GOOD rhino days
Back when rockets and sticky bombs were luxury items
Thing is still disgusting if you can aim and pilot well enough but getting spawntrapped in 2016 pre lazer nerf was smth entirely different
Now it's just all mk2 griefers. Weak.
And me
the lonesome Cerberus griefer
No ghost to players you either left the lobby (if you even had time to open the pause menu) or you were fucked lmao
And I wouldn't have it any other way tbh
Real ones remember when MC sell missions still had the post op vans, before the up n atomiser existed mind you
When I heard they removed them a single tear was shed
Genuinely the worst mission in the game and its not close
boats isnt too bad
Wish it was more solo friendly
Easily completable solo
It gets very annoying doing it over and over again
They do, but the post op van was actually basically impossible solo if you had more than 1. The rest are like, doable but hard
Back and forth, for multiple buisnessss
Yea I remember the delivery one, had to drop it off at the door
Cooked
1060 3gb serve me wekl
Pc shaming
Not even im just genuinely surprised the mf didn't combust the moment bro opened the game 💔
😂
Put me on someone .
Should I buy alamo sea coke lockup or spend more for morning wood
Cheapest one is fine.
Bro WHAT is that image
I just noticed 😭
Also I love how of course the day after I unlock explosive ammo after considering buying the railgun or not when it comes back into the gun van, it comes back 😐
This game loves me huh
At least I didn't buy it yet so 🤷♀️
Tactical smg or smg mk2
explo ammo so useless </3
It be like that bro
What’s superior for cars to yall
Tac smg for the capacity
Explosive ammo is good against jets but u have to keep refilling it
Its good for PVE buzzards and the explo pump is good for clearing out rooms but PVP yea its buns ngl
tac smg is nuts
smg mk2 is good if you put FMJ on it
^
I used to debate like every other day about people who said explo ammo on the heavy sniper was worth it for pvp and like
No???? The heavy sniper mk2 is your best weapon and you’re basically making it useless
Should I upgrade my heavy sniper to mk2
Special vehicle work and laundering are 3x much money ?
Or should I save up even more money
the compact rifle was the tac smg because of its ammo cap but now the tac smg exists which you can also use in a car now too not just a bike its irrelevant
to say that tac smg >
ye
If you don’t have a lot of cash ap pistol is a close second to tac smg
cause I think tac smg costs a bit
If you've got the money for it do it now, it's 40% off
I’m so glad I bought an agency in February and upgraded it to full because of GTA+ discounts
The safe income app is clutch alone
True
Worth the $8
Easily
Its 40% off rn from the gun van (50% for GTA+) but its still a lot more than AP pistol yeah
When should i sell nightclub stock?
heavy sniper mk2 is the best weapon in the game
Car wash safe 2x much money?
Whenever, unlike bunker or mc businesses you'll always only get one sale vehicle.
depends if you bought the mule custom or not
You can wait until max if you want.
if you DID buy the mule custom, wait till you have a lot of stock so you don’t have to use it
If you DIDNT buy it. NEVER BUY IT.
true!
EVER.
I dont remember buying no mule custom nah
That mk2 marksman be hitting to
mk2 marksman + bst makes tryhards rage
I forgot there was a mk2 of the marksman
Oh yeah no i havent, i been afk all night getting up to 700k. Just upgraded my storage to max because i forgor
Need to upgrade mine tbh before it goes off 40% off
Shi true
The fact you also get all CEO abilities free is also clutch for GTA+ (so another Lester call essentially + 2 minutes immunity from cops, free armor, free BST, free buzzards, etc)
Yeah you want the pounder for big sales but literally just never get the mule
and heavy armour 
One of the best things about my new account is that I didn’t buy the mule
I bought it back in the day and regretted it so much but im never buying it again lmao
You can’t sell it either like the game really just tells you to fuck off
Literally the worst part about it
if I accidentally buy it im contacting r* support and asking for a refund
Alr mk2 on every gun lol
that’s how I got rid of mine
Fair I just try to remain glitchless
Yeaaa I feel dat the mule just pmo
I did that too
my account is very clean besides one or two occasions of godmode
had to get rid of it
Best thing ever
ion normally dupe and shi
Girl 😭
That godmode glitch is so op
I wasn’t doing anything malicious 🥺
i only use gm if someone else in the lobby is gm
Genuinely nothing u can do
you can beat godmode
How
Just spawntrap them
They're invisible, off the radar, AND unkillable
Fire truck and tank i think
With a tank i should have specified yeah
Needa use thermals to be able to see them
then you take them out of gm the same way you do wit anyone else
headhunter+kanjali/scarab
Just hide in my rc vehicles until i can leave the lobby
Yea I think I killed one once
Thought it was a big rc car but I saw him with thermal scope and got him
They usually leave when you kill them once very worth it
kd doesn’t go up in pubs anymore and people still try way too hard to do anything but get killed 
@/joker_for_life_official 1-0 btw 
Hey mold I just had a funny idea
yall my settings are on the maximum and my car shadows still look jagged and have like afterimages of the back of the car while am driving
What if we made our characters almost identical lolll
Tell them they can’t ewo and they’ll drop
Funniest part about playing on console is that unlike PC chances are 9/10 if you manage to piss them off enough theyll dm you and if you can keep riling them up until they say smth that breaks TOS you just hit them with the "what's your favourite offline game bro?" or "enjoy the vacation" is a personal fave
plz tell fix yall
no ewo is a tryhards worst nightmare
God I wish I could ragebait people on pc enhanced
how will they survive if they don’t ewo after taking 1 point of dmg
I like killing sweats with the rc missles in the kosotka and messaging them 1-0
Could be peak,,
my kd -0.67 
Absofruitly
adorable
Say that again…
I’m so dense sometimes <3
That's a new one 😭
Head empty not a single good idea in sight
Twin
I say it because my brother started saying it years ago and now it’s worked its way over to me
Do i need to buy this pounder
its -0.67 
Don’t need to till you have more money, it lets you sell more at once though
Pounder cheapo
Unless you go over like 80 crates you won't need it, over that it won't let you sell i don't think
Im probably gonna sell at 1,5M
At least sell the whole thing. Itll sell a portion
Already have more
Then you'll need it yes
I should sell all my nightclub goods
It’s at like 900K or something and I’m super stubborn so I want everything full
I was waiting for today just incase it was 2x
I should uhhh try and make money
(I don’t even know what to do with the money I have I wish I could give it away)
I've been saving up for my mk2 and finally got it yesterday but can't decide what to get next hangar or CEO warehouse either or for the nightclub works
Giving money away would be so fun
Runescape drop party in gta
If you are rich, yes 👍
but modders gotta ruin everything
Hangar
How to contact raptor
Do you mean @pallid plover
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Should I save up for the oppressor mk2+workshop terrorbyte or should I buy what I actually want (more drip and stuff)
yes I’m quite rich on gta
twin
I am broke
(Like garment factory or something)
Mk2 helps with setups, makes things easier
Money making mk2 but if you want to actually have fun go fun, garment factory is a good start towards the MCT, plus the FIB files are fun

I vow to myself that I won’t be a chud with the mk2
get explosive mgs on it and learn how to fly it upside down
Yea aight
I was literally just typing this

😭
I kinda want a deluxo for the cool aspect
twin?????
Upside down oppressors are the sweatiest thing ever
But toreador staring me down
Nah, backwards jets
Toreador is actually so fun im ngl
Hey mold
I loved mine when I had it, probably my next purchase actually
I love when mfs try to kill you with oppresseors and end up just blowing themselves up
I’m tryna learn the lazer rn ts pmo so much
Dogfighting with backwards jet has a way higher ceiling than upside down mk2
😂
Hii twin
Bimbo, goth, or princess vibes
Goth im feeling
I've never even seen anyone go backwards in a jet
Pick one for me I’m bored and can’t sleep
(2am and WiFi died)
I have a buddy who’s pretty good at dogfighting I could probably find some clips
How do you counteract that
So glad I don’t have work until Sunday
Why do people get butthurt if you kill them as they try to blow up your stuff
If I ever see someone doing that I'm geniuenly leaving the lobby
You just don’t let them start flying backwards
Guy tried to shoot me while I delivered some Bunker spare parts, blew him up,then he came in with a tank and...spammed at me in passive mode?
They have to set it up
That level of sweat must be in bad sport
I've seen tryhards but never nothing like that
@turbid raven acid lab, garment factory, or penthouse or something
Acid lab because it's literally free
Then garment factory
I have the brickade from doing first dose I just don’t know if I wanna pay the 750k just yet
Shoutout to discord for being broken
Do the last dose missions youll get i believe if there's 6 missions about 6 - 800k from the first time benefits
Oh ok
Plus a free supercar that had imani tech
I should actually go and do those
You should, then itll take a couple days to do all 10 fooligan missions for dax after youre done but it's so worth it, if you want to make any profit with acid buying supplies its literally needed
What does the sunfish and white heart in your name mean lol
Its about 275k for the upgrade but you'll make that back in one full sale
The shocker? Like the tazer?
If so you can get it in your agency armory i know that


like the melee
have you got a custom loadout enabled
yep
if you do disable it and see if it comes back
is some one there to play with me i'm new to the online version of the game let's grind guys if anyone is interested in playin dm me
How many money bank you
buddy change ur name rq
and then just go check your like weapon loadout thing
where do i disable it?
gun locker?
sorry i didnt quite get it do mean change my name ??
nah its not there
in your agency
didnt find it
ooo carwash is 40% off so whoever the guy earlier who was talking about wanting to buy it or not wait until the update in like 2 hours
Try weapon locker, maybe its hidden for some reason
If not youre gonna have to wait until its at the van
where is this information
how do you find out early
Hello benji
Youtube
what did I ignore :(
🍃
anyone know what this weeks update is
How many money bank you
Rockstar sends the bonuses a day earlier to content creators i think, you can usually find it on r/gtaonline
ohhhhh
oh alot I have a few accounts 
All the CEO offices are still 50% off, vehicle warehouse is still free, 40% off carwash, 3x money on money laundering missions, 2x income for car wash, free phantom wedge
thank god podium vehicle is gonna be something nice
well the amg mercedes this week was kinda nice too
Im still fucking mad the FIRST ever spin I made on this new account I hit the car,,only to get the fucking hearse.
Kms
I hate how im not even able to spin the wheel cuz of these dumbass gambling rules
Who needs money? (I can put you to work)
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100,000 to win 3 races? what is this 2014 again?
LOL the hearse and the pegassi reaper are the two cars i didn't get since i started playing again during the fmj mk v being free for gta+ members
i tried so hard for the reaper too i logged on religiously before going to work every morning to spin the wheel lmaooooo
1 billion dollar ?
like 7
alr nice thank you
i need like 2 or 3x on warehouse sell missions 😭
Hello all, im new in this channel. Wanted to ask about LFG. Do I need to come prepared for the last heist before I LFG or I can LFG for preps as well?
swear or give me a bonus on night club safe income
U can do both, but it would be best to clarify beforehand to avoid confusion
ok cool thanks.
Hey guy's I'm new at gta
Kosotka
Can someone show me the ropes?
kosotka
imma ping you in media in a sec 
Modded acc?
what about it?
U are woman true or false
I was asking if the 7b was legit
Glaze
ahh
false 
Liar u are pic woman
How many money you ?
20m
that doesn’t make me a woman?
Nah james that is YOU
Ok how get 7 billion dollar ?
wow thank you 
airball of the decade???
Could be you if you tried
1 week looksmaxing too easy 
When can we link james 😩
When you got 1bil bank on gta 
First bad sport lobby this year is more tame than a reg pub
How are you guys genuinely getting placed in bad sport
It was intentional, had to wipe some bad transfer components
You must have to be doing something crazy to go into bad spkrt
The people there DESERVE to be there 😭
it’s actually hard to get into bad sport 😭
like
I’ve never been into bad sport either
and I just PvP
Prolly cause u kill ppl who are killing u back
Badsport ppl prolly kill everyone in sight
ummmm
I definitely don’t do that
Definitely not
Easy to do with a friend
Manageable to do solo if you set spawn to casino and go to town on ppls cars
wait whens the update going live?
acting like griefer ISNT in my name smh
bad bad griefer imagine mods ban this guy 
orbital Cerberus
🖤
yeah but gta players dont have friends
4 players is quite a lot for mediocre pay
I wonder
payout for ap heists is also trash
Oh hi
I did the humain lab heist for the insurgent pick up trade price
Its the “we make love” guy
Cat wave
yeah but still it’s fun and should be encouraged to be done first in gta imo
apartment heists is how i got my ceo office tbh
Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more
battleye is so effective man. Multilayered approach for protection that just works
I agree but you can’t make someone do a heist that needs 4 people if they don’t have 4 friends
Fun fact GTA online didn't exist back then when GTA 5 came out
well 3 friends
Wow
yeah you’re right
gta 4 came before gta 5
only in pc
water is wet ahh statement 
i forget abt that part but they need to make a better way to find players
cuz not everyone knows this server exists
and this is a great server to find people
they should have like matchmaking
not the weird ahh way they do it now
Remember when the adder was the most expensive car in the game
1 mil use to be a lot back then
now 1 mil is like pocket change
zentorno best vehicle for griefing
I mean they literally are just handing a mil out for free rn 🥀
when is the update dropping?
GTA Online is a classic example as to what happens in capitalism over time
yeah i remember twitch prime promotions 😭
that was the only way to get a free mil back then
I would rather have bulletproof cars be used as griefing than those flying bikes
flying bike easy to deal with
Throw a sticky bomb at them
Most of the time they fly low for no reason
What if free aim
Has the new weekly upd loaded in for anb
railgun
I miss when mk2 had good tracking missiles, used to be able to make themselves blow themselves up with flare gun
toreador and deluxo are the easiest vehicle counters for the mk2
mk2 is poo now unless they’re flying upside down
then it’s a lil peak
wait so they removed the automatic missiles from mk2?
If you’re against upside down mk2 just switch lobbies atp
No it's just buzzard missiles
Or you can get a mk2 with emgs and go upside down yourself and have the most annoying fight ever
just dont grief
I never seen anyone utilize those explosive mgs
Some of these kids think they’re hot shit with the udmk2
but will die to deluxo missiles
better than missiles if you’re good enough
This is why I hate this stupid thing
This is GTA not a futuristic warzone in los Angeles
UFO’s were canon before we got futuristic stuff so it’s chill
i love pump action shotgun mk2 with explosive ammo
so good when dealing with npc vehicles
pump make people do funny ragdoll when you kek them too
Why is it so hard to sleep when u gotta be up early 😪

new weeklys out?
Awhile ago
Fr
And recently too
I missing drive 🛸 UFO
I like vehicle UFO
Hello, im kinda new to gta online i have an acid lab and a kostaka i don't really know what to invest in rn
GTA 6 online use vehicle ufo 🛸 probably
How do i fix the "mechanics not been paid" even tho i have money
Buddy is in debt on the game 😭
Is someone willing to hop into deathmatch and trade wins for weekly, mine reset to 0/3 for some reason
wait for 1 ingame day
48min
and make sure ur not broke
I have 1m in the bank and ive waited like 2 ingame days once its like frozen
sad
Please someone help me get 3 deathmatch wins before the reset im ready to invite like rn
I can help if you help me
Ofc, you need wins too?
Yup
Whats the GT
Should be linked to my discord
Hold on, not XB series😭
?
It says XB1 on your libk
Yeah? Yours too twin
💀
Oh nah im on series fffck
Update dropped yet?
Also use #xb-s|lfg-info
It shouldve dropped
Huge
Is it not live in 5 min
I think so. Wedge still isn't free
Phantom wedge is great for longfin setup, u can call it in right infront of the police station
Exactly why I want it lol
And u can go to the location then die to get cops off u
Yur
This week weekly update is coming when
time to farm heli-tours
The salvage yard robberies aren't too bad this week either. Lemme do the math
991k - the upfront 90k fee for the 3 so 900k profit
how many cars total can the salvage yard hold? i have 2 in mine atm
Robberies or salvage? Salvage with the upgrade 2, robberies up to 4 i think
But you only get 3 robberies a week
the robberies lol. salvage doesnt sit anywhere just takes time to tear apart
Also its worthless without the staff upgrade, cuts the time to salvage in half from 2 in game days to 1
The extra lift just let's you do two, get the staff upgrade first
Oh lol then yeah 4 I believe
yea i went all out with mine and just got the expensive version of it all. i just regret buying the far north location by paleto
I bought the strawberry location bc it forms a neat triangle of my autoshop and carwash
Useful to run between the three
i have 4.6m and i rly wanna move location but i just dont wanna waste all the time i spent saving on that
yet at least
Yeah dont move until you're loaded and have money to blow on things like that. Its a regret but it'll work for now, you'll blow more moving than you'll be making just staying there yknow
i wanna get an arcade, still need higgins, and garment shop. and auto shop
then avenger and MOC
!time
!Gunvan
server reset already fellas right ?
did i do the command wrong?
Terrorbyte > garment > MCT > autoshop/arcade (depending on if you're mainly solo or not)
That's my order at least
Or priorities i mean
MCT saves so much time its ridiculous
have terrorbyte, Nightclub, Ceo, MC clubs and all businesses upgraded, kosatka, agency, carwash, smokeshop, warehouses and special vehicle warehouse
Single best purchase for solo grinding next to mk2
mct?
Master control terminal
where or whats that in?
You get it through the garment factory
ohhhh gotcha
Arcade too
All your businesses in a handy little screen that you can access from your terrorbyte, you also get it from the arcade but it's cheaper and better for your terrorbyte bc its mobile
!gunvan
And with imanitech jamming the thing becomes basically unkillable
bout to get this now holy hell lol
wait, what is this and where to get it again?
Master control terminal, you need the garment factory first and then it's another 1.25m for the MCT but it's so fucking worth it.
ahhh
so i buy garment factory and inside there will be this MCT?
U have to buy it
How do I get pink diamond in cayo?
Rng
Okay so you need to buy the garment factory for 2.35m and then after that you take your terrorbyte inside it and it'll act like an LS customs basically, there you upgrade your terrorbyte with FIB tech which includes the MCT for 1.25m
So overall it's a hefty investment but it'll save you tons of time
ok let me try that
dammit, friggin MEG at the casino wheel was watching and made me win clothes 🤮 😡
guys where do i report car duper?
im inside my terrorbyte inside garment factory, is it the bluescreen with client jobs/air-freight cargo/special cargo.,.... you were talking about?
it didnt ask me to buy MCT for 1.25 mil
i think theres a small penalty but you could
Mods slacking
Back to work
No.
Is there any duplication glitches I lwk need money
If no one answers
You need to get into the cab and itll give you an option to upgrade it ^^
Then they don't know
Its not inside the terrorbyte yet but yes it is that screen

dont you love it when you have 4 other people in your MC all on oppressor mk 2's and not a single one manages to protect your delivery from 1 guy
nah im fucking tilted now thats 800k gone
The griefer is just that good
using the oppressor mark 2 involves 0 skill even that upside down shit

What’s the best way to get money I lwk need it rn any glitches?
Sell document forgery
Ew cunt i got the Tony Mctony robbery first salvage lot robbery rip
Cluckin bell
It beckons your name
Can someone help? If i entered the casino, i got the message " This feature is not available, please come back later ". What is the issue ? I can spin the wheel, i can buy chips. But cant place a bet
Either you need a casino membership or your country banned gambling
Your country banned it
Soo yeah
But if my country is banning gambling, it also dont let me buy chips or spin the lucky wheel i think? Because i can spin the lucky wheel and buy chips, the only thing that doesnt work is placing bets 🤣
Did the update release?
is it just me, or is switching to 1st person/3rd person inconsistent
Yup
On pc?
sometimes i gotta tap it a few times to switch
well, theres 3 camera modes, then 1st person
would me and bro spamming 50 50 cayos be good money or would it be better giving eachother 85% on each
basically should i do 50/50 or 50/50
wait
same result bro
yeah 😭 im stupid
Not guaranteed
updates are pushed for all platforms at the same time
I say not guaranteed because I dont have it yet
I still dont have the update
restart game or join a new session
I did
well i have it atleast
I mean when i bought the property i went inside terrorbyte and it was upgraded and there is a big as* blue Ipad with a hand fingerprint that I access and i have 6 options to do gunrunning supplies, etc - was that the screen u were talking about?
Idk I dont have it
because it didnt give me the option to upgrade anything for 1.25 mil
@turbid raven I GOT IT, i entered the drivers seat in terrorbyte, THEN it gave me the option to purchase the upgrade, THEN i went inside terrorbyte and got to use the master control terminal! Thank you lol. It was confusing at first - im such a nooooob
Yesterday I had the same problem when i freshly installed the game. Try to restart your pc - helped for me
i tried everything
how do i change my personal vechicle to another one?
by calling the mechanic,
There should be a faster way to get my insurance, the call takes too long
ty
GTA+ baby.
Who
one click to claim all vehicles for free.
is it worth it?
From the interaction menu?
YES! the best features I like about GTA+ is claiming safe income from your phone, sending your technicians, rooster and bail office agents on work from phone, and claiming destroyed vehicles for free with one click
yeah, it opens a new interaction menu from the vinewood app
Hi all, looking forward heist crew to hit all heist.
I haven’t played a single new ones
actually?
new ones? What are those?
As in since 2015 thereafter
oh damn, so doomsday, cayo perico and diamond casino, all are new for you?
yea. close, med, far, then first person lol
lucky you, it's fun to play them for the first time.
play cayo perico first if you're playing solo
are you talking about spectator or freeroam
Sea salt! I need you sea salt!
while your playing. freeroam
damn, that sucks
how much is mr faber and money laundering paying with the weekly bonus? Haven't tried it yet. Does it pay more if your finish it aftetr 15mins?
yo
i gotta know if this is against the rules cause i dont see it in there, am i allowed to pay someone to make this dickheads life miserable
holy fuck id go invite only but im deep into a mission alr
griefers?
yeah
i need money
do heists
heists are boring
Delete gta online
what do you need money for? What level are you?
Cluckin bell spam. 400k in 30mins if you not first time
lvl 45
I have gta+, so I was earning 50-100k per community game
but community races has rotated, and they suck
Spam Cayo perico
During the cooldown for cayo, Do:
Acid Lab
Hangar
Special Cargo
Bunker sell
Nightclub too
lol, if you're level 45, why are you already bored of heists?
is buying the hangar worth it?
Yea
From a purely money making perspective, I think grinding the special cargo warehouse is better, buy all 5 large warehouses.. the hangar is good too, but only if you source cargo yourself.
ive seen a few vids, and i've been doing the salvage yard ones
Just do cayo b2b
bro? why are you wasting your time.
?
Boring but it makes you rich
Why r there so many new players joining
Like genuinely
Game was on sale
that's not gonna make you money.
Rp?
Have you bought the kosatka already?
Still on sale actually
Anyways, if you wanted to make money , this week they had 3x money in Gerald missions you could’ve grinded that to get money to buy business
isnt triple salvage good money
infact, quadruple with gta+
oh you mean the towtruck missions? Yeah that's good but still not as good as other things you can do.
are you selling something?
what do yall think about cheats
ruins the fun of the game
ye i been doing the tow truck, i did 1 of the car stealing ones, but it was too tedious for the pay
Nono you're fine! It definitely can be confusing :p but im glad you figured it out! Enjoy ^^
yeah the robberies suck, unlesss there's a claimable vehicle
2 tows, dex mission then community events
you mean the fooligan jobs?
ye
trying to heist prep hes js griefing the entire server
Hi
Are you doing it to complete the 10 fooligan jobs or are you doing it for money?
10 fooligan jobs
ah ok, that's good, setup the acid lab, you can earn very good money from it.
hey
how good is it? i havent been bothering, should i? i mean i did buy it and upgrade everything on it including the delivery bike. i just need to do a couple more fooligan jobs for the upgrade
yeah dude! If you also have the mansion, you can boost it's production and boy oh boy, it's like a free 500k after an hour or 2... great business and very easy sell missions.
ooh sounds good ill do the jobs then
Ah man i love the hakochu drag bike or whatever
Got the HSW upgrade and jesus christ this thing flies
I only use mansion production boost for Bunker and Acid lab, since you can't boost same business twice in a row, I do acid and bunker back and forth
Is faber work good? Or whats the deal with that
i dont have the mansion, when should i look into getting it? After i got all 5 warehouses maybe?
yeah, besides the terrible turn radius it has.
I find it to be good
well i have just been driving the nightblade and gargoyle so i guess im used to it
I think the oppressor mk2 and mansions are the most important things to buy in the game to make money. (After the kosatka ofcouse)
Oh yeah ofc kosatka first always
wgat 5 warehouses?
Large warehouses
what is kosatka?
Submarine, to do the cayo perico heist
Yo guys i just wanted to ask does the replay glitch for cayo, bogdan and etc work on ps5 version of gta? Or does it need to be ps4
Submarine, you can do the cayo perico heist earning maybe $1M every hour if ur doing it with others if not every 2-3 hours
Just mod atp
I think it does, why would you risk getting banned though?
oh its bannable ? 😭 I see everyone posting about it in the LF chats
replay glitch has gotten very detectable. I used to do it but the game quickly lost its fun
I dont think its bannable but if you get caught you lose all ur money and you get bad sport
well some people never get banned, but a lot of players have gotten banned for bogdan problem glitch..
how is it detected?
u have any proof
Honestly, i don't think rockstar is cracking down on cheaters anymore since gta6 is almost here.
Huge money week
you kidding? It sucks.
Same amount/alot of money being added in a short span, but i mean rockstar has never been good at detecting stuff but trust me you will regret doing bugs
yeah fr
3x on Laundering
Yeah i was really dissapointed lol
how much is it paying?
100k each
you on GTA+?
No
its low life but i like getting the last kill, shit talking in their messages, and going to an invite only session
wait huh?
seems like this only relates to u?
Just the laundering missions are 100k each
bros lvl 800 dying to a lvl 40 bro cannot use a gun for the life of him
oh are those the ones you burn cash and stuff?
Yup
Nah i was warned about the same thing before i did it. I know a guy who actually got bad sport but i think he was doing other stuff aswell but for all means go for it
sounds good, let me try them today.
So yeah. Easy money
what business is the money laundering again?






