#gta-online
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I just watched an episode of princess robot bubblegum
And idek bro 
It was lowk mad funny tho
I nearly burned my house down irl..
Holy cow
I forgot that mattoropeal exist
How the hell did you do that bro
it's really stupid to be honest, i wanted scramble eggs at 3am and i forgot butter is flamable.. when on high heat and im still shaking and nearly my left hand got burn..
bruh
like i said it's stupid..
i even trained / studied to be a cook how can something so simple be forgotten..
Wait tell me in dms or we get warn since it's gtao channel
i already did not repeating a second time going to cool off before i keep shaking badly
TIL you can kick people out of your lobby if youre host
alright bro hope u get better soon
Its an option under Players lol
i just made a fool out of my self
i was able to dodge the high flame..
and instantly placed the burning pan into the sink with water it some what over powered the water over how high the flame was
😭
ohk
Is it better to solo Cayo Perico or with 4 people?
BRUH. WHO TF is this stupid ass marine NPC in the Gerald Last Play “End Product” mission. This mf is quite literally invincible and the second shots start popping off this man just hauls ass in my direction taking no damage talking bout some “Semper Fi mf” type shiiii
Man I had a fucking marine animal (whale) crash into my sub and knock my helicopter off into the water
is selling nightclub shit in private lobby worth?
TWICE
These damn NPC’s got no respect these days man wtf
Only if those 4 people can fill their bags with gold i think
Public lobby is more money
Nah just go ghost org
You have a minute to get on the road when you start a sale
Then you have ghost org
That should be enough to get away far away from the city and complete most of the sale
Just make sure fo use speedo instead of those big slow trucks
And lester's ability
I like bulk selling tho D:
It doesn't work on sales
Oh
I'm too lazy to sell often so I wait for it to fill and sell with the bigass truck
What business do i go for yall? Im thinkin nightclub or arcade for casino heist, big maybe on the kosatka
Agency
Kosatka
I have that
Gamble
Then kosatka i think, the cayo perico heist is boring as fuck but it makes good money
Arcade
Casino Heist is goated
Nah
I've made 33M from blackjack alone
Where
Casimo heist is fun but doesnt pay nearly as much as cayo and also prep missions are pain in the ass to do
Penthouse table
At least it doesn't have that crusty scope out
I speed run dre setups
that cayo has
get agency as first bussines
I have it
I do Dre contracts for my cash income along with acid lab
then get submarine
Ight
Nightclub is good too but it requires a bunch of upgrades
And businesses
Nightclub safe is good on it's own
Side businesses, equipment upgrades, delievery vehicle upgrades etc
My nightclub safe made me more money than the warehouse
Yeah but youre also gonna need some upgrades to maximize profit
And its a chore to keep popularity up
i do the dre contract is that good fellas v
Yeah
2nd best method
Payphone hits are great too
i had 2m sitting i decided to buy a agency
Best business imo
random dude spawned modded cars for me too keep
You can switch dj and do popularity task given by your security guard. To main popularity and income
Yeah but it still annoying to be forced to go there all the time
1m each f1 tires
Kosatka will be a better option if you care about earning money
Cayo wouldnt be as boring if it didnt have drainage tunnel tbh
Theres no point in using any other approaches
You can always do other approaches, you aren’t forced to do drainage
Yo just joined

Yo someone help me out I’ll return favor
You can scratch ur own balls
No scratch them with me
Okay
Come on @zinc brook
Van you say? White perchance?
what you even need help with
I just need someone to join a stunt race with me for this glitch to work
😔
can anyone recommend me what car is should get
how much money do u have too spend
i dont rlly have a budget
if I don't have enuf I'll grind to get enough do what should I huy

Tomorrow which discount properties ?
shoe store
We dk yet
tung tung sahur

Business 2x leaked over the next 3 weeks: https://x.com/i/status/2032094239190908978
Three free vehicles over the next 3 weeks: https://x.com/i/status/2032093494576132383
Weekly challenges over the next 3 weeks: https://x.com/i/status/2032093297632518516
Most likely Car Wash
Since Mr Faber missions will be 3x
Yeah discount properties Hands On Car Washto to guess
@grand ore, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @rigid pine
hello, i have a question. do most people play gta online on console or pc? which system has majority of the players?
Console
Free phantom wedge :O
Console > PC
i see a lot of people in tiktok play for modded cars and such, is that a pc thing only?
They're not 'modded', they're made using merge glitches to add stuff like unique plates and bennys/f1 wheels, provided you know the glitches to do it you could very well make your own 'modded' cars
New Xbox or ps6 get GTA 6
Both
ah i see. so are they like only on pc or something? or do people do it on console?
Console aswell
Long ass reply incoming
It's a lot easier on PC since I'm pretty sure someone with the most simple mod menus can spawn one while people on console have to do glitches that can take between 10-30 minutes in my experience
Which glitches ?
Merge glitches
i saw this video where everyone was running into the ls car meet for "modded" cars, is this how they kinda trade vehicels?
So inside the LS car meet you're able to buy a replica of someone else's car, this replica is the exact same car that whoever owns it has so it'll come with any special wheels, paints or plates it has
If I share someone my ps account will they also get my card ?
I have a card hooked to my PlayStation if I give someone my acc will it just be default
I believe so
Ah man I wanted to share my acc with someone but idk if I can trust them enough
Or do I just put a pin to make sure then give it
Yea I guess your right
Soloing Cayo after years. Give me luck yall
You don't count, Lester
Real
Did the patch the act 3 glitch
ah i see thank you!
I love when ppl start losing and go in a god mode veichle 💗
Nope
Yeah sucks
Replay? They literally can't fix it without changing how the game works
Mhm aight I was j doing it wrong then
Yes
If I remember the timings a lot harder to get down since new gen loads faster
Aight appreciate it
Blow people (up)
#memes-and-shitposting @rich sluice
Damn
😔
Some pc help please.. I have my graphics to window boarderless but I can’t get over to my second monitor when playing gta. Any help ??
Night shark can be used in missions?
Yeh
I have a vigilante, im thinking of buying night shark
Insurgent also can
Which is more defensive? Night shark right?
Yeh
Windows customisable? Like the armored windows
So what do u think
They can shoot inside because of aim assist
.
Select the output to that monitor?
Get a nightshark
handles well + top tier explosive resistance
Dont buy the armored windows tho
I know everything, I'm just asking if I should really buy it? I dont troll much of the time and it's very good for pve
This guy knows everything
Everything
I should lowkey just buy a scooter
Hey guys, for some reason my company reset in GTA 5 Online, but I still have 300,000 left. How can I level up considering I don't have any property or vehicles?
Just tell me what to buy first and what business to choose
someone told me to buy the submarine im js starting out
Oh. Kasatka?
Yeah it's ngl 2 millions and I got left only 300k
yeah
do the cluckin bell heist
someone told me to keep running it til i get enough
750k the first time and i think 500k for the rest?
Sounds good
all fixed. i just needed to reset the game to make screen settings active
Custom name plate ideas,
go!
is the schlagen gt still removed from legendary motors?
Does the vehicle workshop worth in mansion
Tbh no
I dont think it was ever removed
V12
The same as the one in the agency
2FAST4U
found it, it wasnt removed
I can't get custom plates bro is there a fix
and I cant delete custom name plates....that website is a mess rockstar refuses to fix
I really want a T1 plate
i loaded onto it perfectly fine and the delete button shows up on it when you click the plate you want to delete
holy fuck talk about a mess, i just opened the custom plate website and it dropped me from 80 fps to 35
Go ahead and delete a plate. then see what happens
its showing i dont have any plates anymore and the plate ive had since 2018 isnt there anymore 🤷
im not gonna say the website doesnt have its problems cause it does and last time i said something about not having problems like others and someone got butt hurt over it... but idk
Anyone can help
alert the game is unable to communicate with rockstar games services. please try again and check for information about outages and scheduled maintenance. if the issue persists, please check out our gta online connection troubleshooting at please return to grand theft auto v.
u can try verifying game
How
do you have it on steam?
No
Rockstar
Finally got another pink diamond after like 30 heists "10 - 20% chance" my ass
Here comes the money 🤑
Sure
Wild
so what you want to do is go into your rockstar games launcher, go to the settings, click the game then look for verify game file integrity
youre welcome
you need to post that in lfg vehicles
go to lfg vechiles
@fallow burrow
haha
Anyone gta?
!lfg
@wary cave, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @broken leaf
go there
whats going on with this discord. i cant access and heist lfg
become a platform with #assign-platform-here
modders have such small iq's and tempers, its great
i love how they get so mad they crash your game
they are ragebaiting themselves
yeah, i was just dealing with one who was coming after me while i was trying to drive around following my gps route and he had the briefcase, and after a while of killing him i went to go vote to kick him from the game and then i somehow got booted by other players
and they were the one that was being voted to be kicked
!lfg
@vestal plume, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @broken leaf
post it in lfg if you need help with it
Its locked
@vestal plume, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.
you were just in the playstation role
it despawnt i think
What is the reason behind the name of ganagbanger robbery?
Because you are robbing a gang?
What are Some good Money makers for beginner
Cluckin Bell and Avi missions
Oké Tyy
You forgot most important,Dax missions give free acid lab
That's the goat
Nah i intentionally left that one out
Since when cookies speak
yeah that's what that raid does
Why did last time I got only 100k then
Since 1945
free for gta+ members yes
Even though cop asking for us to dismantle some two bit gangsters farm is kinda dumb as logic
On the Finale as a Host
Aight lemme redo
for everyone, completing first dose missions gives 6x6 brickade ( acid lab ) and completing last dose missions gives ocelot virtue
It's 750k first time,500k subsequent times
i think its 1m for the first time idr
Nah its 750
ohk
250K first time bonus from the award
Goon?
go ahead and try it right now and tell me if you get it free
i have already done them, that's why im talking
i got both the acid lab and virtue for free
well i did it and i had to pay 750k to convert it to acid lab
The brickade 6x6 is free for everyone, but you still gotta pay the 750K to install the lab equipment
And no, gta+ does not get that for free either
seems we were both wrong lmao
they did in season 9
I mean brickade is still free
It may have been a monthly bonus at one point. No idea what season 9 is tho
according to wiki that was december 2022
So possibly a bonus for a month 3 years ago
point was that acid lab aint free and idk what use brickade is without it
Good morning everyone
@thorn tendon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg, #xb1|other-lfg, #ps4|other-lfg, #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @near viper
Anyone else not being able to get on gtao
I’ve heard so much about it lately what up with that even
And i only wanna play gta right now just let me dawg
Anyone from xbox ?
No
@lean birch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1|casino-lfg, #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1|old-heist-lfg, #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1|vehicles-lfg, #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1|other-lfg, #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @deft swallow
Bro u play from xbox ?
Look at the color
Bro wanna play together in vc ?
No
@deft swallow come vc pls
Ur on enhanced
@tame sky i want bro
He's on pc
Who here likes Michael Jackson?
Ohh bro come na let's play together
Ur on enhanced
Nope bro
there are a italian play gta online?
How can u even donate mansions
You can't
What does b2b means in lfg
Back to back
Ty
How to skip cluckin bell raid setups bruh?
You dont
Best way to make millions as beginner?
cluckin bell spam then kosatka
glitches
money glitches in gta enhanced in 2026: error404
if u dont get what loot u want, call pavel and cancel it then setup again
ruins hard mode
there are alot of money glitches in enhanced lmao
such as
thats the only way u can reroll ur loot
heists replay, vehicle dupe, apt trade in
any of these able to be done solo? not replay
whats apt trade in
all solo
Glitching gotta be the bitch way in gta
yooo can u hmu in dms rq
trade ur apt for something cheaper, without actually selling it
do the glitch and u wont lose it
howwhats the glith
hi anyone know if the act 3 replay glitch is still working?
ty
any good business to start with? i got 3 mill
Nightclub + something else (passive) or agency
i already have nightclub but only with the 5 storage levels and the upgrades
not the security one tho
Agency then
is it pasive or
For the contract mission that pays 1M
It has passive income as well. But its low
where can i buy the agency
Is nightclub that good?
Dynasty 8 website under "agencies"
Yes but annoying to maintain
best agency to buy?
250K max safe limit
Closest to ure other businesses
thats for the safe + having max fame all time @rich coral
i only have nightclub
Then buy the closest one to it
wait nvm i got one for free
Location doesn't change income
should i just use that
can someone help ls car meet race on god
Race?
wait should i just use the free agency @hushed scroll
Agency for free? U probably mean CEO office
west maze bank
That's CEO
😭😭
Not agency
ill get
ong
little seoul
lil soul
little seoul is an agency right
Buy accommodation
Yes
@quasi ore I'd also recommend doing all the dose missions from dax for an free vueto or sum like that supercar and an free acid lab. Though I wouldn't do it by myself if I'm an newbie cus those missions can get annoying and hard
i already have acid lab
dax was the first missions i made
Alr. Have u ever done cluck n Bell?
yeah once
I'd do it every time the timer resets. It has some very easy tricks to speed it up. I've done it like 100 times already each in under 35 mins.
@willow fjord dm me
.
tbh id rather doing cayos
doing the mission called "last pla - make ends meat" only takes like 6 minutes at most to complete on hard mode solo, it is verry easy and pays 65K and 6k rp, just do that over and over, you will make roughly 600k per hour
Cayo is good. But paying 100k + many preps or just pay nothing, learn some ways and get 500k easy. Cayo takes longer than cluck n Bell. I could show u some tips I've got. We could do cluck n bell you'll still get 500k and I'll get 50k so
im doing replay glitch tho lol
how do you do the replay glitch?
U can do that on cluck n bell as well
you need to play and finish the mission then wait a small amount of time and you can replay it again
i do know that much haha, i know it is just repeating the finale mission, but how do you actually perform the glitch that allows you to replay the finale?
I wouldn't recommend it tho. Rockstar can get picky about this
Get a job. Best method
true, i am only planning on doing it once or twice, with thena long time before doing it again, to not get banned or so
Irl?
@haughty python ill grab
Dm
this
Once or twice and this will continue. Just do it the way its supposed to do
What’s the icon for it
I need player for dimond casino heist any one available?
just press escape, then go to jobs, rockstar created, and sroll down untill you see it
same thing and im getting 1mil on cayo
@olive grotto yo read dm
- ban risk
No
nope
they just flag ur account but only thing u gotta do is just not play gta for sum days
there is (sadly) no crossplay between consoles and pc
Ya
Happily*😂
That's what u think. My friend did the same glitch and got banned after 1 week
You should buy me a mansion
if i could i would have
i just quit someone's big con because one of the randoms couldn't be trigger disciplined
i wish there was an option to just give another player your in game money
AND IT WAS GRUPPE SECHS
we dont use the word Happy around here
Bro what are those flying bikes with rockets called
if u dont get over 4mil every 30 mins ur good tho
They’re so annoying and how to buy it
ur friend probably spammed it so muchj
THE EASIEST ENTRY DISGUISE IN DCH
To start, it's called the Rogue
He did once in 2 hours
the broom of harry potter
It's from warstock and costs 1.1m
idk then cuz i made like 20 mil with it in 3 months and im good
/j
guys someone answer this
Opressor mk 2
can someone
Tank
B-11
fatkidnogf mk2
k
Khanjali gets countered easily by a bunch of bombs
also by mk2
Finally buying opressor
starling or pyro are best dogfighting jets
Rip
and can be countered with hitting it with your own plane
i recomend a nightshark for if you want something fast, and explosive resistant, it is a good opressor counter
just place 5 bombs on ur car, drive to tank, detonate and repeat until tank is down
i got the raiju though
How to buy MK2
ISIS tactic
im not telling
Get 6m
Bonus if you do it with ghost org
raiju gets blitzed by a good pyro or starling user lol depends on how good u are i guess
I have 6m
8 mil if you do not have the terrorbyte
Get a terrorbyte
Them wha
get a nightclub then terrobyte
Do some terrorbyte missions
😂
Wha do I do guys
Do I just spam cluckin bell farm raid
terrorbyte kosts about 1.3 mil, which drops the price of the opressor from 8 to 6 milion, so you save like 0.7 mil
kosts
That’s not terrorbyte mission i think
The 500 dollar option in GTA Online > Options
spam cayo and dr dre if you are solo
if you feel like it, sure
get an agency and do the replay glitch with dr dre its 1m every like 10-15mins
I feel like the oppressor should be removed
i feel so evil today (orbed a guy delivering his nightclub goods today) , did for the achievement on steam
Ye too may bullies
Which achievement?
Im js minding my own business then boom
Why
you're a disgusting abomination of a human being
use orbital cannon for first time
Shoulda used it on a level 1
get a nightshark, it can tank more rockets than one opressor can carry
couldve literally used it on everyone else
Someone please tell me how I just got a 12:31 second elite on cayo (one of my faster times) when I hit both north dock + airstrip lmao I usually just hit airstrip and max out around the 13 minute mark. Make it make sense
Typa dudes that never get into fights 😭 but good point he couldve used it on anybody else
I hate low levelers joining heists that i just kick em out
just making it useful
Filthy level 23 joining my casino heist
750 k means a lot to me
If a dirty dupe is detected can I make a custom plate for each dirty dupe to make it clean?
Bro i am a low level but you won’t get better than me
why though, they need money too,m and they aren't useless
ok be quiet now
???
im sorry yall
Bro just hit level 100
Go back to cluckin bell boii
If a dirty dupe is detected can I make a custom plate for each dirty dupe to make it clean?
you can grind it back ig with like 2 cluckin bells
He got some attitude
Lvls dont matter bro
Nobody knows what this is
Ryt
What?
Hnjeee
Do Yk dirty dupes
-joe biden
You wouldnt want a level 20 in ur heist who cant even fly a plane, it depends
i think that with the 3x money and rp on the gerald missions, it is faster to do "last play - make ends meat" over and over
Bro 70 is low too but i am better than most of the 100s
60k+ is solid work
Guys down syndrome is a viral disease its not a genetic disease
yeah it is 65k per like 6 minutes, so roughly 600k per hour playing
Any level is fine as long as u know how to play the game dudes tweaking
It's found within unemployed tryhards
That’s the point bro
u know bro , that guy is delivering like almost full goods cause he is driving that big truck and he left immediately after i blast his truck
RIP Pounder Custom
I know, thats why i said it depends
theres so much i gotta do for cayo what preps are needed and not needed
How much money yall got on gta
Legit, people that care about what their level and how much cash they have in gta probably have it in their blood
I THINK HE MANAGED TO SAVE IT BY IMMEDIATELY QUITTING THE SESSION
Disruptions aren't needed
Like 140m or sum
😔
Vault explosives aren't needed
as im on my second disruption
Why isn’t someone on the "other lfg chat"
not even half a milion on my bank
If you're gonna do it stealth don't do any of the disruptions
js gonna let this disruption pass by then
You need help with something?
I got 667m
Mc and bunker
jeez
Waste of time unless you are gonna go in guns blazing and killing el rubio's men with a minigun
Act 3 is method
Id never want that much money game gets boring
Thats hella though
Well when you have nothing else to do in life the game is your only way to cope
i do have a minigun.. but i wanna be stealthy whats needed
Facts
depends, because you can just buy whatever cool car you want, do some fun roleplay, buy policevehicles and play police vs robbers with friends
i need a gta bro
You can buy as many luxor deluxes as you want
Thatll be repetitve as hell but yes grinding is pretty fun too me
should i just be doing my weapons and thats the only prep for cayo?
I need to pass a drug test
haha yeah, i recently got the jb700w because ilove james bond movies, and that car in general, even without the movies background
Bolt!!? the dog with superpowers
What for bro
Any one available for Casino heist (playstation only)
well stealth is way easier, allerting the guards make the guards respawn indefenitly
DUI
Yeah
i am on PC enhanced sadly
Whats a dui
Driving under the influence
Oh damn
THE influence?
THE?

i was 6 headshots away from doomsday scenario elite challenge
Aye does anybody know how much does a one stack of gold bars in cayo perico cost?
More than 1 dollar
a decent amount i believe
no fricken way
Oh yeah
It is
if it were real life, one stack of gold bars like that would already be a few milion (if it is pure gold that is)
where can i find real life el rubio
shit i already know
in the caribean?
el rubio sound spanish, so probably close to mexico or the spanish coast
yeah
How do I check what Cayo I have got
Colombia?
probably mexico if you considder the islands climate in game
or spain
go to cayo and see
or afrika
kill el rubio
"afrika" 😭
Can u go in dm
i did
no the germans left afrika a while ago
fly in raiju to cayo then u can see
it was not the dutch, i am dutch myself
Must be the monsieur belgians
we did trade there even longer ago back in the 1600's and 1700's
Friggin belgians at it again
belgium is just the little cousin of the netherlands
can we fly to cayo in raiju really?
no but can u stop taking high cuts
yo chill
is that not the point of getting rich though?
i am chilling on cayo smoking weed rn
sounds legit
no i should get the money nnot he i need to buy my 4th mansion
guys should i buy the rogue or the pyro or b11
You're smoking with el rubio?
I bought the mk2
Like I said, B-11 Striceforce
yes but he gets high fast and then he gives me tequila of 650k
there are only 3 mansions in game mate...
b11 is second raiju is 1
i want dogfighting not weapons
always the tequila
hate the tequila
i will build another one
Yo wtf the tank is alive
bob the builder at it again
raiju and b11
im back
i got raiju
starlink
Raiju is nerfed though
then buy a fully upgraded kosakta for like 9 mil
savage cannons are crazy good
5000000 sigarets
fully built kosatka is not 9mil
No need, just get sparrow and you're done
is cheaper yeah
well i much rather get the sparrow than the kraken sub
I forgot what the sub cost me I got it so long ago
The only time i'd quit a heist is when one of the randoms keeps dying
defenitely not
people quit for fun when i join them
kosatka itself is 2.2 mil, the sparrow is 1.8 mil, so 4 mil together, the kraken sub was somewhere inbetween the 1 and 2 mil
Kraken is useless
avenger is kosatka and terrorbyte on air
i know, i wont use it at all so dont bother spending over 1 mil on it
Also you gotta count the sonar missiles atleast
terrorbyte lets me manage* businesses
Its 9 million if you fully deck it out
4 million for what is generally useful (sub + sparrow)
hmm
It’s great
i need the best
the missile is fun i guess but not that usefull, it is expensive too, like 750k per missile or so?
You only need to buy the station, the missiles are free
its for the facility , kosatka missiles are free
i orbed a guy today so i know
750k sounds like an orb cost
Isn’t it 800
500k for manual targetting and 750 for the automatic targetting
I wouldn’t know I’m to broke to get the upgrade or fire it
After 4-5~ restarts I usually need a break
4-5?
This game is so slow and so shit, 10 minutes to find a session where i can become a CEO and when i find one the register as a boss thing doesn’t appear
what preps out of the equipment do i need to do? someone said i didnt need demolition charges for cayo perico
Approach vehicle , plasma cutter/safe code, fingerprint cloner , cutting torch, weapons
I prefer aggresser
Same
What do I do with 3.6 million
good things my man
What are you looking for
Anything that makes money
kosatka?
I already have it
or a buisness
What business
nightclub or agency
I already have them
So what do you need to make money for
You got everything you need to make money
Get sum fun like a jet
Wait actually do you have a sparrow
Yep
do you have mc businesses and maxed nightclub?
ok
I have nightclub but no mc businesses at all
Night shark?
Yeah
you can link them for passive income
So what mc business?
there are tabs maybe guides somewhere* I got them all maxed production and set workers from the nightclub on them
Do you have a salvage yard, I don’t but I heard there good
No but I will get that
why the FUCK did i get 5 stars for shooting on a cop car ONCE
Do you have arcade?
no more boost kindof a time sink and rarely gives cars you can keep
Big crime right there
No but I’m not interested in diamond casino
You deserve life
Should I get mansion
if you have businesses
Not with 3 mil
I got it for boosts and security
I’m now thinking of getting mc clubhouse and cocaine lock up
but might get another just for lore
Bro I can make enough
there are alot of variables be careful as price is affected by other businesses too
There’s better things in my opinion
Does the mc clubhouse matter or can I buy the cheapest
There all fairly cheap
I think it is recommended to buy the cheapest ones
some people are fine with the cheapest but you want something close to your other businesses or just teleport with mansion or session hopping
Doesn't rely matter, u won't be going to it alot
Is garment factory worth it though
It’s very expensive
Anyone interested in doing the criminal mastermind challenge
I haven't gotten what I put into it back yet but it has small heists that give 300k or 155k after setups and completion
which one?
Apartment heists
Good luck with that
Never thought it’d be this hard to find a group
I kinda promised to help finish the doomsday cmm today but I wanna do the apartment ones too
Have you done them before
not the cmm but I finished the heists on playstation back in the day
Can you manage the mc businesses through the clubhouse or something
nope
Bro I heard that mc businesses get raided like daily
mansion arcade or terrorbyte with garment factory for upgrade
not if you get the security upgrade and mansion security
also if you're not an mc president they dont and nightclub still works even you're not a president
but a large sink of currency
I think you have to pay over 10-15m atleast to get it to more autonomous level
Accept my friend request for details of criminal mastermind possibilities @red ibex
Okay bro I will get 15 million soon
yeah it might be a bit confusing with alot of extra costs I mean nightclub upgrades and basements will add to that
I forgot how much it cost me but it was alot
The missions are somewhat fun and pay somewhat good but there's only like 4 of them so it gets boring fast
If you join someone's else's apt or doomsday cmm then your current one will automatically fail
Imo its worth it cuz you will make the money back relatively fast but it wont be your main source of income
Yes I think so
3 mansions...
No
no need for richman if you don't care about location you can to teleport from them without issue. but getting to them is another story
Bro he is like 20 in the game
Events of story happened in 2013
Also im pretty sure her mom hit menepouse during her time with tevor
Yeah
He’s not saying he’s Trevor’s son
Man, the things I'd do to get more garage spaces in this game.
Why even make so many vehicles purchase-able if you ain't gonna give us the same amount of space to store them?!
Why Rockstar?
WHY?
Mini Madrazo is Patricia Madrazo’s son
You can sell vehicles you dont use
18hour cooldown only
if ur only buying a mansion to tp, just do job warp
Yes
It is worth it
just learn how to do it with least effort and preps
sparrow will help with that
All the vehicles I have right now are the top-noch beautiful ones.
Can't sell them.
what garages do you have?
All of 'em
even all the mansions?
Yup
Sometimes i feel like Rockstar Games forced old Gen console players to upgrade to new consoles for the "Expanded & Enhanced" by sabotaging the old Gen Ai traffic system where the pedestrians seem to deliberately crash on to a players when driving fast
That happens on pc too
ok I guess it's just me who looks at efficiency with my garages I have them all and just want to keep some free space in each along with an easy to access setup
same issue with enhanced
only fix is cop cars with sirens
Okay, I'm gonna go storm rockstar HQ now.
Bye
what should i do when my vespucci and cayo is on cooldown?
Stop lying
Exactly muy point but I highly doubt it happens in the enhanced edition of PC
Okay, Sherlock.
!gunvan
Surprisedly that works very well on old Gen too
Even though gta 5 online is also super quite laggy at times or get lag spikes on old Gen
Man, the game is so dry right now
we gotta drip it
Gotta Put some lamb sauce on it
At least the cars and graphics look clean on new gen which is good for car shows/ cruises which seems to be the only entertaining thing on gta 5 online
The Rockstar conspiracy
Theres more than just 1 "conspiracy"
Yeah bro many
More dry & less dry
Less glitches & more glitches
Yup.
But enhanced has HSW and Vinwood garage and some other stuff
They only reason I haven't played enhanced yet.
Waiting for them to enable gen chat.
gta 6 will be here before that I feel
Yup. And that's called marketing.
No begging, shoo
lol go to reddit there's a giveaway subreddit ask there
is modded heists a thing anymore
How am i supposed to find the head of security in under 1 minute in the submarine yea this is crazy
Damn i failed oh well let me just fly to paleto again and go all the way with the small submarine
k
Jee tee eh OnlIne
Guys need play in ps4 for mission Cayo Perico Heist
!lfg cayo
@mental ibex, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @hollow nova
lol pc-e but they're* on ps
Idk it’s what the bot did
Does this next weekly involve nightclub bunker or hanger stock
no
its faber work, so car wash
Alright I guess im selling it all then]
Thanks
I have to see your garage someday
Yo twin do you know a lot about online strats and stuff
you got bangers man
I got some of the tuffest cars, im on rn if you are
I'm on
Tuffest in my opinion at least
You play codm too
Ofc
Hell yeah
Peak bro
Codm is peak!
Fr, js starting to get back into it
Oh wow, how long has it been since you played?
Like 2 years on and off, would hop on like once a month and do a game or so
I feel it, dude I played more so when the game first came out then I would bounce in and out every while and just last year I came back and it is not what it used to be.
Hey folks, is anyone available to help me earn some GTA Online trophies? On PS5
Fr, they keep readdimg old mythics instead of getting new ones
They have new ones
rarely
The type 25 has a mythic variant now
"To BeCoMe A sEcUrOsErV cEo JoIn A nEw SeSsIoN oR lObBy As ThIs OnE hAs ReAcHeD tHe MaXiMuM aMoUnT"
i thought it was a gta channel
Dude they’re amazing guns can’t lie but just last month we had a like 2 new guns with mythic variants. The S0.14 is absolutely badass
And why the hell is it 8? For a lobby of 30 people 8 is NOT enough
It kinda removes the point of getting them when they release tho, I get wanting more people to spend money but people will if they add new cool skins
Yeah true. But for the people who didnt get the chance to get them previously get a chance to try and get them again yk?
Can people not talk bro god

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Fair, I feel like they could easily implement a way to do that tho aswell as release new skins

fuckk noo just had someone try to join my cayo after i solo did all my preps
get outta here free loader
Lmfao
Damn.. should we all join this guy now
i am now invite only
Guys which is the best attack helicopter in gta online?
Buzzard
Sparrow
I feel the exact same way lol, no way IM gonna do all the work and YOU'RE gonna benefit off me
I need it to have good armor
savage, hunter, sparrow
i know i can only get gold if theres 2 people but idc that money cut IS ALL MINE
Yo let me join
I take 85%
yo im leaving you as bait for el rubio
nuh uh
He better get captured and tortured for 85%
ill carry u gimme 85%
huhhhh
hnn ill watch a quick tutorial
How have u not done cayo
Dude I don’t wanna spend 2.1mill
Cheap bro
2.1 mil is nothing nowadays, do a heist or gerald missions, they're 3× now and it only took me about 30 mins to get 1mil
took YOU 30 minutes
Not HIM
I was just about to say this!!!
How do u finish all that in 30 mins
when im in my finale page why cant i select my choices?
True but gerald missions are easy as fuck
Yea they are
Play then it’ll let u
But what mission are picking
ah ok
Any of the gerald missions on hard give you anywhere between 70k-100k per mission
me too bro never played before
I’m on el cinco and ur on el quatro
No el compatible
It depends I’ve seen some give me $67k but that’s like 10-15 missions to get to $1mill
Bros not doing them in 2 mins
Yeah and if you get a really fast car and 2 reliable people you can bang a mission out in like 5 minutes max
Not a mil in 30 minutes mate
or just do it solo in a kuruma
People overexaggerate for effect, but maybe im just crazy
So u over exaggerate advice
Yup
Not very helpful then
Yeah but then you gotta go to multiple places
And that takes longer
Not el compatible
Dirty dupes into clean dupes how?
then a mk2 works
If you just get 2 people you can all go to diff objectives and its done quicker
Let’s just say you can make between $1-$1.2mill every hour
Do we know any bonuses for tomorrow? Except for clovers disappearing
Dude that’s WHAT I NEEED
Mk2 works but its still not as fast as team work
mk2 would work but if you need 20 missiles or less
Cross platform isn’t supported
Hopefully some other missions like Simeon's Repos or Dispatches for Martin
Releases to influencers in 6 hours
Dude hopefully they make this a reality in gta 6 tho
Cross platform doesn't work, they're on a new gen console and you're not
Idk as rockstar
Defo not
you can actually use mk2 after dispatch 2-3
It just isnt
Come on IT WOULD make match making so much better
not tryna go with pc modders, maybe console cross platform yeah
That I agree with
You gotta get the ps5 role than
Wait a second
I’m not on rn
Lmao am I in a PS5 Discord Server ?
Wym
Like is this for ps5 players?
Everyone
It's all consoles
My bad I’m new here and to this
Fair
Good..good I’m glad I’m in the right place
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Lester the molester fuck off
Dude it kicked me
do you exist