gta-online

[drifting trellis]

I went to a public and the issue started, no problem in a private session

[broken agate]

same sht cant download

[drifting trellis]

Wierd ,I guess I got lucky

I closed the game before attempting that

@broken agate any luck?

[olive belfry]

trying to log into game keep geting error sory unable to handle your request at this time `1.00o.7

[near viper]

Rockstar seems to be having some issues at the moment

[drifting trellis]

Sounds like servers are definitely struggling

Maybe another hit?

[soft sparrow]

good

[drifting trellis]

Wym good, you play the game i can only assume @soft sparrow

[soft sparrow]

yea I needed a break for a bit

[gilded yew]

Only poors sell vehicles unless you’re out of garage space

[edgy trout]

i keep every car i get until i atleast fill up my garages which aint anytime soon. once theyre full or if im rly hurting for cash, then ill replace and sell old ones

[exotic tartan]

ym know the best way to farm money as a beginner and how u get the trade price for the toreador

[normal girder]

Helo guys

[edgy trout]

theres cheap garages all over you can buy. ive seen some 2 car ones for like 45k

[normal girder]

Can anyone help me

[exotic tartan]

anyone know

[normal girder]

I need to do big robberies like dimond casino and doomday

[edgy trout]

ohhhh struggling from success type shit xD

[normal girder]

But I am bigganer

[fresh magnet]

@normal girder, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[gilded yew]

what is ur pfp bruh

[exotic tartan]

shadow wit watermelon

[dapper sphinx]

[soft sparrow]

just spam the V on the map until you get get the submarine

[near viper]

It doesn't have a trade price

[exotic tartan]

ps5

oh cluck

whats the cd tho

[fresh magnet]

@normal girder, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[exotic tartan]

clm tysmm

[dense canyon]

its offical theres nothing more cringe then a emo ewoing ecouple on gtao

[deft knoll]

Sitting here wondering if this what I had happened was griefing or not

[cunning umbra]

how do I upgrade my eclipse Blvd garage?

[austere epoch]

Hi chat

[cunning umbra]

but I go on dynasty real estate and its not there

[deft knoll]

Some dude blew us up when we were getting to the Fleeca bank then blew us up again and stole the gold we had

[twilit canyon]

Whats the fastest car in gta online?

[terse pine]

banshee gts burger

[dense canyon]

with hsw

[dense canyon]

griefing

[deft knoll]

But I'm sure the game DOES tell you about other orgs doing Terrobyte jobs right?
So it was like just competition?

[dense canyon]

no he was griefing he doesnt lose anything from not interfering

[wooden dew]

aaaa

[near viper]

It is on dynasty 8 but is removed once purchased

[deft knoll]

Ah okay
Yea my bro (who's like 100 and something) got his Mk II and they're killing each other rn lol

[wooden dew]

hello

[near viper]

From the interaction menu when inside

[dense canyon]

mk2 pvping is CRINGEEEE

[twilit canyon]

What about stock

[edgy trout]

as an mk2 lover i fear of being lumped in with griefers just cuz of the vehicles infamy

[pale jay]

My servers died again

[dense canyon]

fastest stock car in the game

[twilit canyon]

Yes

[dense canyon]

well fastest non hsw car

[twilit canyon]

Banshee gts?

[dense canyon]

yeah hasnt been beaten since it was releashed

[deft knoll]

They're both like almost near Lv. 500 lol

How do you even deal with these people lol

[edgy trout]

new session

[dense canyon]

the mk2 marksman rifle or anything with stage 3 rockets or tier 1 rockets how ever you say it

[quaint granite]

Is anyone having problems with connecting to rockstar services

[sick moon]

yes

[edgy trout]

mk2 marksman rifle is goated (holographic sight) makes it a laser

[sick moon]

cannot connect

[edgy trout]

i did the dre missions so fast using it 1 shotting everyone

[flat basin]

connection probs again

[dense canyon]

finally someone get what im talking about

[edgy trout]

pop up outta cover bop, drop, repeat.

#2 fave weapon gotta go to the assault shotgun

[dense canyon]

assualt shotgun is so good against juggs

[south berry]

Guys I did the intel for cayo then closed the game and now I have to do it again

[edgy trout]

i wish it had an mk2 variant xD

[dense canyon]

yeah sounds about right

[dense canyon]

it would be to cracked lol

[south berry]

It’s refreshes when you close the game

[edgy trout]

i gotta get a bunch of the research still for alot of the weapon parts n ammo lol. but i do like the mk2 mg

beats the holy hellbringer

[dense canyon]

me too i want e rounds for the pump mk2

[dense canyon]

not by much tbh like really not by much

[edgy trout]

yea its more differently balanced than better. it has more spread but an unlimited clip

[high sluice]

hello can you play on PC ? i can't

[dense canyon]

like accuracy and range is the only things other than that they match in stats

[edgy trout]

never reloading tho. thats slept on

[dense canyon]

people were saying they were having problems as well

[edgy trout]

even tho reloading is pretty quick

[dense canyon]

frrrr

[edgy trout]

i love the atomizer just for that too XD but strangely its blocked and just gone during alot of missions

[pale jay]

I went from like 3 hours on enhanced yesterday before I started to now 40💀

[dense canyon]

well i mean reloading is useless with swapping to stickys then back to that gun

[dense canyon]

yeah

[edgy trout]

😮 omfg....thats so stupidly genius i never thought about that

[deft knoll]

This is why I'm too scared to sell in public lobbies even WITH powerful friends

[agile reef]

is gta down

[wheat heart]

anyone else having trouble loading into online i keep getting these fail to authenticate stuff

[edgy trout]

i fell in love the the military and heavy rifles

[dense canyon]

yeah you can rapid fire the up n atomizer if you do the weapon swap reload glitch you should try it

[zinc brook]

okay yeah somethings happening lol two mfs coming in at the same time having problems

[edgy trout]

way more than 2 lmao

[zinc brook]

as far as i know

[dense canyon]

theres been i think 4 now lol

[edgy trout]

we gonna need a new dj khaled dlc now. Anotha one DC's

[deft knoll]

I love my little Dilettante lmao

Goofy shaped car

[zinc brook]

i want it

[deft knoll]

My little Prius lmfao

[edgy trout]

"hello daddy"

gets me everytime

[zinc brook]

they should make one thats like ''wrangler'' and its roger clark

[dense canyon]

"is watching you sleep a red flag moans it feels like one"

[deft knoll]

Nah I'm getting the Alfred one

[dense canyon]

i wouldnt say the same

[zinc brook]

speak for yourself

[edgy trout]

atleast they aint got one thats all like "uwu, welcome home senpai" XD

[deft knoll]

Just give the modders time

Soon enough you'll have VTuber voice lines when you walk in

[dense canyon]

im dead

[deft knoll]

(I mean I won't argue I love VTubers lmao)

I love my Mk. II Heavy Revolver

[misty patrol]

what is this "rockstar cant authenticate" thingy

[agile reef]

the servers are down prob

its the same for me

[zinc brook]

I mena im playing

[somber talon]

could be a wifi issue too

[dense canyon]

mans is going to sell his xbox and buy a pc just to hear this lol

[agile reef]

gta online?

[zinc brook]

theres been like 8 people here complaining

[deft knoll]

Lmao

[somber talon]

then server issue

[misty patrol]

lots of people cant

[dense canyon]

i might to hehe

[edgy trout]

it was rough and its why i play solo

[brave silo]

I sitll cant see how people still find gta fun after thousands of hours of playing

Ive been bored for the past 500 hrs 😭

[somber talon]

in the big 2026 yk 😭

[zinc brook]

so much weird shit to do

[brave silo]

I mean yeah but after a while its all the same

[teal swan]

did it even ever said 'verifying game ownership' ?

[dense canyon]

its only been over 10 years😭 🙏

[red stag]

it say for me

[teal swan]

or downloading rockstar games policies?

first time i see this

[brave silo]

rockstar might as well just lemme buy the earth atp

[red stag]

yes that to for me

[teal swan]

wow

[icy raft]

servers down?

[red stag]

i tink gta is tweaking out

[dense canyon]

[edgy trout]

throw that server in a circle 😉

[zinc parrot]

Is it weird that i'm pregnant and a dude?

[brave silo]

slightly

[zinc brook]

not really

[dense canyon]

🫃

[zinc parrot]

Nah it happened to my uncle too

[dense canyon]

blink twice if your in trouble

[zinc parrot]

🙈

[silk violet]

Are rockstar servers twerking?

[split cave]

servers down?

[zinc parrot]

Hey Sameer, i'll find out and let you know!☺️🌸

[edgy trout]

hey raptor, youre wrong

[lapis arrow]

u know the free 1mil and specail cars how do i get the special cars

[zinc parrot]

Call up Franklin

[deft knoll]

Gave it turbo and it's still terrible 😭🤣

[lapis arrow]

Ok thx u

[silk violet]

Me and 5 of my friends are unable to play

[zinc brook]

yeah they are fucked rn

[zinc parrot]

Call Franklin, and ask him NICELY and he'll give it to you

[silk violet]

Oh, it now says Downloading the Rockstar Games Online Policies.

[zinc brook]

i aint got SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

[zinc parrot]

You got a Rolls Royce?

Which one

Dm me senôr

Wait

[silk violet]

Files required to play online could not be downloaded from Rockstar game servers.

[zinc brook]

i have gotten merryweather hq 5 times in a row

[silk violet]

That's what it says

[zinc brook]

ye just give it some time its all funky rn

[zinc parrot]

Why

[split cave]

same for me

[silk violet]

Please return to Frand Theft Auto 5

[brave silo]

i wish gta had better parkour

i cant live out my batman dreams

[glad pebble]

do people play more on legacy or enhacned

[edgy trout]

probably fairly even

i mean i play both so idk rly

[fair imp]

/claim

[zinc parrot]

Ur on PC tho, i'm on ps5

[zinc parrot]

Thanks

[glad pebble]

?

[zinc parrot]

Hey greg

[glad pebble]

???

[wooden dew]

enhanced

[edgy trout]

calm down arnold

[zinc parrot]

Actually, my name is Cornelius.👎

[glad pebble]

why??

[silk violet]

OH YEAH ITS BACK ONLINE

[edgy trout]

eugene, chill

[rapid aspen]

legacy has 93k and enhanced has 52k playing right now

[zinc parrot]

Carl, chill

[edgy trout]

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl you cant do that to people

[lapis arrow]

i dont hav franks number

[zinc parrot]

Caaaaaaaaaaarllllll

[edgy trout]

CORAL

[rapid aspen]

148k on FiveM

[zinc parrot]

Carel

Minecraft

Christmas

[zinc brook]

fortnite

[edgy trout]

Hanukkah

[rapid aspen]

what are you trying to do?

[zinc parrot]

Cornelius Cornball here guys ✌️🤓

[glad spade]

ok pack it up

[zinc parrot]

Sorry James

[edgy trout]

mama

[rapid aspen]

wrong server, move to the rockstar server

[glad spade]

just kidding

[zinc parrot]

It's okay Scott

[glad spade]

no problem steve

[zinc parrot]

All good Bob

[edgy trout]

DAVEY!

lmao even lester got in on that

[glad spade]

ur good hopper

[edgy trout]

one of the most if not THE most iconic voiceline

[zinc parrot]

Is it weird that my dog ONLY licks me on the feet?

[zinc parrot]

Stay safe Daniel

[zinc brook]

can i ?

[glad spade]

thanks you too mike

[zinc parrot]

Nah he stopped doing that i double checked

[glad spade]

your toes stinks

[zinc parrot]

Ofc Ezekiel

[wooden dew]

what is yorrr dog

[twilit canyon]

Best gun in gta online

[zinc parrot]

His name is Tony🗣

[edgy trout]

brass knuckles

[dapper void]

here's the thing there's a chance it's not weird but also a chance there isn't so it's like a 50 50 thing

[wooden dew]

tony prince

[glad spade]

tomy stark

[zinc parrot]

U want videos as evidence?

[lapis arrow]

Yo who is a gta admin

[glad spade]

yes

[zinc parrot]

Tony stark built this in a cave, with a bunch of scraps🗣

[dapper void]

here's the thing there's a chance I want the Evidence but also a chance I don't so it's 50/50

[drifting trellis]

Got kicked off again... dang servers

[zinc parrot]

Here's the thing, i'll send you 50 videos of the left foot and 50 videos of the right foot

That girl must've given me the wrong number

Girls these days 🥛 always after the 6'7 guys

[dapper void]

here's the thing you could send me 50 videos of the left foot and 50 videos of the right but you could also send me 50 videos of the right foot and 50 videos of the left so it's a 50 50 chance

[thin wolf]

milk?

[novel tulip]

Happy St Patrick’s day everyone 🍻

[thin wolf]

in height? probably not

[zinc parrot]

Here's the thing, my phone is 50% full, which means that there's a 50% chance that the 50 videos of the left foot and the 50 videos of the right foot might not send

[novel tulip]

lol

[icy raft]

would someone ping me when servers seem to stop shitting themselves?

[novel tulip]

6 inch in height is wild

[thin wolf]

sure

[edgy trout]

who shit my pants?

[icy raft]

ty

[novel tulip]

Definitely not you 🙂‍↔️

[zinc parrot]

Sorry bro, had diarrhea 🍋‍🟩

[dapper void]

But here's the thing, your phone is also 50% empty so there's a 50/50 chance that ur phone is either half full or half empty

[zinc parrot]

Bro won

[edgy trout]

50% win

[zinc parrot]

Girlfriend application is so tuff

I already filled it in btw

[dapper void]

But here's another thing, if you look at it optimistically, you can definitely send me the videos since it's 50% full, but it could also not send if you look at it pessimistically, since it's also 50% empty so you couldn't send the videos so there's a 50/50 chance you could send the videos or u couldn't

[zinc parrot]

Sorry bud

[zinc parrot]

🫑 here's the thing, I have a Nokia, which only has 50% battery remaining, and if we look at it Horizontally, we would discover that if I send you the 50 videos of my left foot, and the 50 videos of my right foot, that there won't be any battery left, so there's a 50/50 chance that the phone dies

[dapper void]

final verdict your dog's freaky

[steep path]

@void marsh i saw what you sent

[twilit canyon]

What's the Best gun in gta online

[zinc parrot]

What does it mean tho

[dapper void]

here's the thing

[twilit canyon]

?

[zinc brook]

join in

[zinc parrot]

So here's the thing

[edgy trout]

sry ill stop twerking

[zinc parrot]

Good man

[novel tulip]

Birds and the bees

[thin wolf]

@icy raft

[novel tulip]

Carbine Rifle

[edgy trout]

Best gun in the games obviously the musket

[dapper void]

what if we were all in a vegetative state and are being forced to live out a lifetime of torment by a dictator who put the world into a vegetative state in 2012

[void marsh]

saw what

[zinc parrot]

Chicken butt

[novel tulip]

Makes sense

[void marsh]

i will make u pregnant even tho ur a men

[unkempt cypress]

Heyyy... What would u guys say is the fastest way to make money solo?

[zinc parrot]

Done and dusted pal🤓

[novel tulip]

Cayo

[dapper void]

you already know the answer to that

[void marsh]

so U want that

[zinc parrot]

I always wanted to be a father

[edgy trout]

Acid lab for passive income and nightclub. Cayo for direct cash

[dapper void]

Socrates once said the soul knows everything and the body is yet to discover it

[zinc parrot]

Begging for cayo's 🗣

[unkempt cypress]

Thank u

[zinc parrot]

I always wanted to be a dog who licks feet

[novel tulip]

[zinc parrot]

What's a feet🧱

[novel tulip]

These boys need Jesus

[edgy trout]

What business do you get the arcade from? I have the agency, office for ceo and mc club. Ik it can’t be auto shop or bailbondsman idk what else is left

[icy oyster]

[dapper void]

I want to be the very best like no one ever was

[void marsh]

im the father and ur the one thats giving birth

[zinc parrot]

But I am a man?

[novel tulip]

Casino

[broken agate]

I went on my xbox i didn’t tried again

[void marsh]

thats the point none of us can birth

[novel tulip]

Car wash

[zinc parrot]

I can

[edgy trout]

I have the car wash

[novel tulip]

The arcade itself is the business

[dapper void]

about 7 of us are in this chat

[void marsh]

U js said ur a men how is that possible

[edgy trout]

What? The car wash is just the car wash I’m so lost

[zinc parrot]

6 or...

[zinc parrot]

Magic

[edgy trout]

The here’s no upgrades for it

[novel tulip]

It’s a business

[void marsh]

are U transgender or something ?

[novel tulip]

Buy them

[edgy trout]

In what tho?

[zinc parrot]

No.

[novel tulip]

Crime

[void marsh]

then how

[novel tulip]

And washing cars

But crime pays more

[zinc parrot]

Dm's and i'll tell you

[novel tulip]

Like irl

[edgy trout]

I have the car wash, heli tours and smoke shop. There’s no arcade anywhere to buy in them

[dapper void]

if there are 7 of us in this chat there is a 87% chance someone in here has a nympho fetish.

[harsh ruin]

Guyys i needed help 😭😭😭 i can't fly dodo I was doing that first dose 3 mission and i don't wanna do it again like I can't fly it even tho i changed the keys

[novel tulip]

Arcade is separate from all that

[edgy trout]

So then what is it at? Where do I buy it

[novel tulip]

Go online

[dapper void]

What do u wanna buy bro

[novel tulip]

On your phone

[edgy trout]

The arcade lol

[novel tulip]

In game

[dapper void]

Foreclosures maze bank

Stop the tomfuckery zeke!

[novel tulip]

Yea there

No

[dapper void]

fair enough

[normal flare]

Game down?

[edgy trout]

Ohhhh. I was beginning to think it was the garment shop

[novel tulip]

For some

[edgy trout]

Good thing I didn’t get it

[novel tulip]

Garment shop is aight

[dapper void]

lester first name moe

😂😂😂

[night lantern]

I got kicked from online just now, said it failed to authenticate

[edgy trout]

Creepy uncle Lester 😉

[merry igloo]

I return

[novel tulip]

I sleep

[dapper void]

mfs go gooning and come back like they went on a fucking treasure hunt or some shit

[novel tulip]

Valid

[merry igloo]

Go to Cayo and dig your two treasures

Which are just 2 3-stack rolls of $100

[night lantern]

Hey peeps, will the golden clover still be avaliable next week?

[dapper void]

No

[novel tulip]

What is that 👀

[night lantern]

Wait so it's gone in two days? I still need to find that shit

[merry igloo]

Theres a bunch of clover looking floaty items

1 of em is golden and gives the clothing item

[dapper void]

your never going to.

[soft sparrow]

its not that bad

[novel tulip]

Interesting 🤔

[night lantern]

[novel tulip]

How many are there

[soft sparrow]

use this site and go around the map

[merry igloo]

Theres like 30 locations

[dapper void]

It plays a sick irish song

[soft sparrow]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @soft sparrow

[night lantern]

25 green ones, 1 gold that spawns in a random location

[novel tulip]

Bro that’s a lot

[dapper void]

had me jiggy when I collected it

[merry igloo]

If you liked going around finding Avi Schwartzmanns signal jammers, do it without lockon missiles

[edgy trout]

I’m still at only 25/100 those damn things

Or is it 50?

[dapper void]

there's 25 four leaf Clovers that spawn in 25 places and 1 golden clover that spawns in one of 25 locations

[novel tulip]

Just cheat bro

[merry igloo]

50

[novel tulip]

Yes it’s only 50

[jolly ember]

uhh i gotta ask... is riot helmet also bulletproof?

[edgy trout]

Halfway then yay

[dapper void]

No

[merry igloo]

Id use an oppressor or a raiju

[jolly ember]

i meant helmet

[merry igloo]

Oh, GTAV has an update today

Wonder whats been patched

[dapper void]

slimed

[jolly ember]

so i wasted my cash

[edgy trout]

Clothings just for drip

The ballistic armor actually helps

But that’s a whole jug suit

[merry igloo]

The heavy tactcal suit?:

[edgy trout]

Yea I think that’s what it’s called

[merry igloo]

It doesnt do anything outside the OG heists

[woeful meteor]

Btw, servers are alright?

[edgy trout]

So people spend 500k on it for nothing?

[jolly ember]

im NOT paying 500k for that

[merry igloo]

Yeah GTAV had an update 2 hours ago, prolly why stuff got weird

[merry igloo]

OH

The Warstock Ballistic armor

[edgy trout]

Yea

[merry igloo]

Yeah that actually does stuff

[night lantern]

Guys I'm getting "could not download files from the rockstar game service required to play gta online"

[edgy trout]

Ok I was about to say holy waste

[merry igloo]

That just turns you into Avon's jug clone

[night lantern]

Anyone else getting that?

[south berry]

After my first cayo heist will I have to gather intel again?

[floral ether]

This game sucks i do intel yesterday late i get pink diamond i logged in rn and intel gone

[bronze mortar]

When Are We Getting Handheld Flamethrowers in GTA Online?

[floral ether]

Bro this game sucks and rockstar to

[fallen basin]

So tempting to buy a Hydra, but im 2mil away from Raiju lol

[unkempt cypress]

Hey would u say the money laundering car wash is a good investment?

[edgy trout]

Bite the bullet save for raiju lol

[fallen basin]

Then again, ive got more customisation options for raiju, same VTOL stuff

[south berry]

After my first cayo heist will I have to gather intel again?

[merry igloo]

100

[jolly ember]

anyways how can i trade my facility for another?

[merry igloo]

Yes

[fallen basin]

Ye i just might tbh, boutta run cluckin and repeat Dre

[edgy trout]

Saving for my mk2 was so hard to not get other stuff first

[south berry]

Omg this intel thing is so annoying

[edgy trout]

Had to really persuade myself

[merry igloo]

Depends how thorough you want to be

[south berry]

Also will I have to go to the drain again?

[fallen basin]

I like the toothed liveries, only reason i havent bought Hydra yet lol

[merry igloo]

I just take a picture of all secondary loot locations and leave. Takes maybe 15 minutes

[merry igloo]

You dont HAVE to

Its considered the best option tho

[fallen basin]

I want to, for the vtol cause i can do air support for buddies, but i wont, cause Raiju has more stuff

[bronze mortar]

I’m just saving up cash for the next big DLC

[south berry]

no I want to go through there but will I always have to go there?

[bronze mortar]

It will probably come in the summer or the end of the year

Hopefully Summer

[merry igloo]

Any and all infil and exfil points youve already found in a Gather Intel will stay with you across all runs

[bronze mortar]

Like when After Hours Released

[south berry]

Ok thx

[bronze mortar]

During the Summer

[merry igloo]

If you only take the vehicles that use the drainage tunnel, you will always use it

If you WANT to steal the truck on the island...be my guest

or use a grapple rope

[bronze mortar]

Rockstar should let us use our own weapons for Cayo

I don’t care if I get tracked down

[merry igloo]

We'd be too op

[bronze mortar]

They’ll meet my Orbital Cannon

[merry igloo]

They stopped doing that with Diamond onwards cause we'd just mow all the reinforcements down immediately lol

[edgy trout]

Who cares when the games this old and gta6 is coming lmao

[merry igloo]

Yeah watch GTA6 also have its first heist gear-locked

[bronze mortar]

Also what new business could we have in GTA Online?

Illegal Diamond Running?

[merry igloo]

lol

[edgy trout]

I can’t wait to see shark cards 2.0

[merry igloo]

Watch GTA6 be even more Shark Card Biased, making money is gunna be SLOW, and all the stuff is gunna be EXPENSIVE

[bronze mortar]

Actually just open Rockford Plaza.

I wanna go SHOPPING

[merry igloo]

Its 2026, all the game industry wants microtransaction returns and they're scared of Concord 3

[edgy trout]

My biggest fear is it having that kind of start like this gta did. Running missions where 20k was a big payout

[fossil beacon]

does anyone else have problems with gta at the moemnt?

[bronze mortar]

I wanna go to Burger Shot and Die of a Heart Attack

[night lantern]

I do yeah I can't go online

[fossil beacon]

alright thanks

[night lantern]

Says I can't download the required files

Kicked me out before

[bronze mortar]

Is that PC Only?

[fossil beacon]

it shows me every excuse possible every time

[bronze mortar]

Or all consoles?

[fossil beacon]

idk im on pc

[night lantern]

I'm not sure, it probably is related to the updates we just had

Which are pc only, so I assume consoles should be fine

[bronze mortar]

It says on the Service Website

[fossil beacon]

still no gta 6

[bronze mortar]

All Services are Operational

No Outage

[bronze mortar]

All I’m hoping is That Anticheat is Strong in GTA 6 online

And unforgiving to cheaters

Detect a Cheater = Permanent Ban

[edgy trout]

Cheating? Straight to fuckin jail

😂

[fossil beacon]

we all know gta 6 is gonna be some kind of joke

[edgy trout]

Let em keep playing gta6 but ACTUALLY put there character in prison when banned

[fossil beacon]

they cant even fix manstrap

[bronze mortar]

We’re in 2026

Anticheat Software Should be at the highest level

[wary lynx]

Not gonna be as much of an issue on console than PC, and it isn't a guarantee that VI will be cross platform

[merry igloo]

it wont be

If they dont trust GTA5 with it, they wont trust GTA6 with it

THey are NOT gunna let money drops and stuff be a thing ever

[jolly ember]

about time to trade my paleto bay facility for ron alternates wind farm

[subtle mural]

Hey im new to the game ive been playing for a few days and grinding, i got the acid lab and unlocked and bought the 10 job upgrade, ive been doing cluckin bells while waiting for other missions etc to cooldown, what are other good passive/ just good businesses for putting into a route? I was thinking cocaine lockup , nightclub, or bunker

[wary lynx]

GTA V is built on foundations 3 console generations old, it would probably be a huge undertaking just to get cross platform working

[wary folio]

Imo maybe not have it on PC

[jolly ember]

also my hangar from lsia to fort zancudo

[woeful meteor]

Dm me, I'll help you

[bronze mortar]

The best Facility is at the reservoir

[woeful meteor]

Pretty sure it's super pain to get to there

[jolly ember]

but yk there's 1m diff

[wary lynx]

Yes, it should just be between consoles

[bronze mortar]

Also make sure to get the best Add On For Your Facility

[wary folio]

PC already has too many issues I hear

[jolly ember]

no cross play should NEVER happen with pc and consoles

[wary lynx]

As much as I would love to play with my console buddies on my powerful PC, I'd rather it be more secure for console

[edgy trout]

I agree. The whole auto aim thing becomes a problem too when mixing with console

[bronze mortar]

Fort Zancudo is the best Hanger

Access to the Base

[wary lynx]

Controllers work on PC do they not

[jolly ember]

yk the amount of console players would suffer from pc hackers/modders?

[jolly ember]

20 million MINIMUM

[harsh ruin]

Gng are gta 5 servers down?

[zinc brook]

should i upgrade my nightclub before or after all the businesses

[wary folio]

Lol last night I saw somebody in the area where a facility is so anticipate they might try to use orb I went to mine and therefore preventing them using it. They eventually left probably realizing they couldn't attack. @wary lynx

[edgy trout]

Yes but with kbm you clearly can aim better. It’s not balanced imo in any form

[bronze mortar]

Orbital Cannon instead of saying wasted

It says Obliterated

[somber talon]

nightclub. u dont need to upgrade businesses to get the nc stock

[bronze mortar]

Getting Nuked From Orbit

[wary lynx]

Aim assist has always been very tricky to balance against K&M

[zinc brook]

ye but dont it speed it up?

[harsh ruin]

Bro can u login and check coz mine says could not load cloud servers.....

[jolly ember]

NO
cross-play between pc and console should NEVER happen AT ALL in gta 6
can you think of the amount of console players who would suffer from pc hackers/modders?

[young osprey]

Bro 2 step verification needs to stop

[umbral cargo]

ayoo they hacked the servers

[bronze mortar]

Operation Paper Trail Was a Fun DLC

Going Back into the Facility Gave me PTSD

[somber talon]

it has 0 effect on nc stock

[harsh ruin]

Oh wait u r facing same issues?

[bronze mortar]

The missile silo

[wary folio]

[zinc brook]

oh oke thanks

[edgy trout]

I’m not on atm, I’m busy at this second

[somber talon]

as long as u own the business, it makes stock

[somber talon]

[harsh ruin]

Yes busy texting

[somber talon]

nice emoji lol

[bronze mortar]

Then being Ambushed by Juggernauts with Miniguns

[umbral cargo]

i was able to join but 5 mins later i got blank screen

[zinc brook]

and uh what 5 businesses should i get? coke, meth, weed, cash and what

[harsh ruin]

Mine says couldn't load cloud servers like even this moment

[bronze mortar]

Counterfeit Cash

[supple orchid]

Any xb1 ppl wanna help me with prison hiest?

[zinc brook]

ye i said that

[harsh ruin]

Can u relauch your gta

[bronze mortar]

Don’t get the Forged Documents

[tight geyser]

yo can someone who has a high level give me tips how to make money i have a lot of business but get money like very slow

[bronze mortar]

It’s not worth it

Unless it gets buffed

[tight geyser]

yo can someone who has a high level give me tips how to make money i have a lot of business but get money like very slow

[umbral cargo]

i did

[bronze mortar]

Which will never happen

[wide remnant]

wht u wnna do is invest your time and money in strip club

[harsh ruin]

So are u able to join again in freedom mode?

[bronze mortar]

Also good to See Tony Prince from GTA 4

[umbral cargo]

nope, i joined an activity but got blank screen 5mins later

[harsh ruin]

Yea so trying joining freedom mode

[umbral cargo]

wait i think freemode was going well

[bronze mortar]

Tony Prince hates Paparazzi

[umbral cargo]

yesyes, i actually notice that

[harsh ruin]

Hmm

[bronze mortar]

I love how the Nightclub Safe got buffed

250k Maximum Capacity

[tight geyser]

gng that’s just dumb and a waste of time

[harsh ruin]

What's that number next to that globe in your name it just increased

[umbral cargo]

88

[bronze mortar]

Maximise Your Nightclub Popularity to get 50k

[harsh ruin]

It's 89 now what is it?

[sonic snow]

Hi can I get help here to platinum gta5?

[bronze mortar]

Fills in 4 In Game Days

[umbral cargo]

its just my level on gta online, i stole the idea from someone else in this server, it looks cool hehe

[bronze mortar]

Nightclub Sell Missions is fun

[harsh ruin]

Dayum have u unlocked cayo heist?

[bronze mortar]

Especially when ur selling a Full Nightclub

[umbral cargo]

ayo im scared

[bronze mortar]

The Pounder Custom

[harsh ruin]

Why

[umbral cargo]

it says tge anticheat kicked me out of the session

[potent dust]

Anyone else getting connection errors when loading online ?

[harsh ruin]

💀

[umbral cargo]

yes me

[harsh ruin]

Idk

[fossil siren]

Hello yall..

[edgy trout]

Fuckin mad max looking thing I love it!

[bronze mortar]

With a Missile Launcher

And Proximity Mines

[harsh ruin]

You have gta on rockstar launcher or on steam

[edgy trout]

There’s quite a few options lol

[umbral cargo]

im playing on steam rn

[bronze mortar]

What’s the Fastest HSW Car Now?

[edgy trout]

Banshee gts HSW upgraded

[harsh ruin]

Hmmm I have it on rockstar launcher

[bronze mortar]

Is it the FMJ MK5?

[umbral cargo]

anticheat keep kicking me out

[harsh ruin]

Yea so have you unlocked cayo heist

[potent dust]

i see people having the same issues up to a week ago on downdetector

[bronze mortar]

The FMJ MK5 is Extremely Fast

[harsh ruin]

And mine is showing

[bronze mortar]

Love this car

[umbral cargo]

showing what

[harsh ruin]

Come dm

[runic rose]

latest update break game?
stuck verifying onwership 😮

[edgy trout]

Still fast probably controls better imo than the banshee gts. But just barely slower. Honestly a negligible amount

[dark flicker]

Guys i just became Heisenberg

[gleaming shell]

Yo I N33D H3LP W1TH D1SPATCH VI

[edgy trout]

You’re the one who knocks

[runic rose]

thats my acid lab

[dark flicker]

I bought a methamphetamine lab

[dark flicker]

I am the danger

[jolly ember]

bruh these servers are corrupted asf

[next roost]

Nah just a little while recently

[edgy trout]

His son

“Ohpyen nthe dyoorr”

[next roost]

I updated and played normally hours ago

[dark flicker]

I just burned his car

[jolly ember]

WTF MY GTA JUST SHUT OFF

[dark flicker]

I dont like the name flynn guys

[glad nova]

"Whats the fastest car?"

Answer: "Banshee GTS"

"Is it the FMJ MK5?"

like wtf

[edgy trout]

100% banshee gts HSW

[jolly ember]

i mean hakuchou drag imo as much as im a noob of it

[runic rose]

yea weird, look ok now

[wide remnant]

sigh rookie,

[bronze mortar]

That car is Fast

[next roost]

The fastest car #gta-vehicles message

[glad nova]

not the fastest tho

[runic rose]

but the fmj mk5 is faster?

[uncut wigeon]

The banshee is faster for most situations but a really tight track with a lot of turns the FMJ will beat it

[jolly ember]

also fmj and gts are seperated by 4mph so...

[tight geyser]

i’m not wasting my money into a strip club u sound crazy

[bronze mortar]

Also does the Banshee have HSW Upgrades?

[dark flicker]

Guys the fastest vehicle is my car

[runic rose]

the fmj can turn

[jolly ember]

which is..?

[dark flicker]

I drive the walter white car

[edgy trout]

Yes. The gts version

[runic rose]

the GTS, not any banshee

[glad nova]

which means the banshee gts is the fastest hsw Car

[wide remnant]

THIS PERSON DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES DOING, WE AINT FLIPPIN HAMBURGERS HERE PAL

[bronze mortar]

I might get it

[next roost]

You mixed up the gts with the niobe

[jolly ember]

can it turn?

[jolly ember]

no i confused fmj with niobe?

[edgy trout]

Oh you’ll get it. It’s a matter of when. Same for me 😭😂 I want it so bad prolly my next buy

[glad nova]

what does it have to do with whether one is faster than the other thats the specific question which one is faster nothing more

[tight geyser]

gng u just said spend my money in strip clubs to get rich ru slow

[runic rose]

wtf what is age verification

[bronze mortar]

How much is it and where can I get it?

[deep sinew]

Gng what the fuck are you talking about

[wide remnant]

if you spend money on strip club youll literally earn millions in hrs

[edgy trout]

I think it’s like 1.3-1.9m (can’t remember exactly) to buy then another 1.9m to HSW upgrade. I heard the turbo alone is 250k? Not sure I don’t have it

[deep sinew]

Gng what the fuck are you talking about

[jolly ember]

wait no fastest car is not gts not fmj and not niobe
technically it's benefactor lm87

[tight geyser]

gng that’s what someone told me💔

[jolly ember]

if you know that glitch

[wide remnant]

yall dont know strip clubs the new meta in 26

[deep sinew]

Gng you gotta be a lil slow to speak gng

[azure fjord]

anybody giving money away im on pc

[next roost]

Pc exclusive, unfortunately

[edgy trout]

Pretty sure the faggio is the fastest bike

[glad nova]

he's just like a politician interpreting a simple yes or no question a thousand ways

[deep sinew]

Ban this guy immediately

[azure fjord]

why

[fresh magnet]

@brittle frost, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[jolly ember]

okay yk what i admit it gts is the fastest by 4 mph more from its closest competitor

[edgy trout]

That’s without curb boosting too iirc

[jolly ember]

anyways what the actual FUCK

[lapis arrow]

My account got hacked

[edgy trout]

[hushed bane]

How that happened

[lapis arrow]

i lost 125m

[gritty patio]

You on pc?

[brittle frost]

ye

[lapis arrow]

idk just said i had zero in all banks

[gritty patio]

Im on console though 😅

[glad nova]

translation:
"i gave away my password for my account"

[hushed bane]

Anyway I once lost a 19 platinums account

[gritty patio]

😂😂😂

[hushed bane]

Also Sony support is useless

[gritty patio]

Is there a way to play together?

[brittle frost]

no

[lapis arrow]

Ato i did not i dont think

[gritty patio]

Sheeesh mb twin...just do it alone ig...

[hushed bane]

It's not necessary to do it man,they can hack you anyway

[glad nova]

"i dont think" what? u dont think u gave away ur password?

[lapis arrow]

Idk mate

[glad nova]

who is they and why should they hack some random persons account that doesnt just happen he must've been in contact with someone and gave away some of his account information or something

[hushed bane]

In my case that hacker was from Russia according to my email

[jolly ember]

right im in my brand new facility now

[glad nova]

or he had a very weak password like 12345lol or something idk

[jolly ember]

at least im closer to los santos

[glad nova]

also he prob didnt have 2 step verification active

[lapis arrow]

i think it was abc123def456

[hushed bane]

Really,hacking is relatively easy man

[glad nova]

💀

[lapis arrow]

ik

[hushed bane]

Sony and Microsoft just don't give a shit

[gritty patio]

Cool mine is in paleto bay for glitch

[edgy trout]

If it’s “easy” it’s not hacking

Social engineering

[dark plover]

I don't understand about cargo collection

How much can I earn with cargo Waharehouse collection

[glad nova]

no hacking isnt "easy" and if it were that easy to just "hack" an account sony and microsoft would have some serious issues its either a weak password with no 2 step verification, he clicked some links, he gave away some of his account information or all of it altogether

[edgy trout]

Do you mean like your warehouses?

[dark plover]

Yes

[lapis arrow]

Word

if it was soo easy how the fuck we not dead

[floral ether]

Fix ur game rockstar

[hushed bane]

Well bro,I lost 19 platinums in one of my accounts

[edgy trout]

You can choose to send the worker to source supplies which costs money. Or do a mission to get it so you don’t have to pay.

And you can repeat this every so often until it fills up. Once full sell in an invite only lobby.

It’s mostly passive income over time

[hushed bane]

And I've been playing since August 2021

[candid torrent]

Ya?

Yep

[soft sparrow]

[glad nova]

and it just happened overnight it was just gone? U had a strong password, u had 2FA activated, u didnt give away any info about ur acc?

[candid torrent]

Tmr

[hushed bane]

So you can guess I'm pissed since it's been hacked last month

[dark plover]

Like I have 4 car collection so how much I can earn

[torpid fiber]

How do i make my arcade look better? Like rn its all graffiti'd up and i wanna make it into what i selected on foreclosures

[vivid sail]

How do I connect to server via a ps4

[torpid fiber]

Do i do the heist bs?

[hushed bane]

Strong password but I was lazy to put 2FA

[wide remnant]

gotta steal tht shit

[edgy trout]

Vehicle warehouse or cargo warehouse? They’re different things

[hushed bane]

So maybe I was kinda dumb but shit,Sony should protect us a lil better

[glad nova]

and Playstation support isnt helping? Keep calling until someone helps u i also when i was young and stupid gave away my password and obviously he logged in and changed everything so i called Playstation support and they gave it back

[teal ivy]

cookingwithyoav

[dark plover]

Vehicle cargo collection

[wide remnant]

thts why u use STEAM

[hushed bane]

They said insufficient evidence to prove it was me man

[glad nova]

steam assasinates the guy that got ur account

[hushed bane]

wtf does it even mean

[glad nova]

wtf

well say u have emails, purchase verifications and stuff

[edgy trout]

Ah okay. So to source a vehicle go to ceo office computer and vehicle warehouse option. Source to steal a cars

To sell them go to your vehicle warehouse computer and export. U can do them 1by1 or one car per person in your group.

[glad nova]

u do have emails from when u bought things in the store or something right?

[edgy trout]

There’s 3 diff ways to sell each making it a little tougher but worth more

[hushed bane]

I swear the operator was a total... Can't say the r word

[dark plover]

And the collection? Bonus reward

[glad nova]

yeah keep calling and calling its ur account fuck them if they get bothered

[torpid fiber]

Respected individual?

[edgy trout]

That’s if you’ve already sourced ALL of the cars it’s asking for

[hushed bane]

Yeah but he still wasn't able to give it back

[hushed bane]

Nah man

Little brain guy

[edgy trout]

I haven’t personally sold any collections I just do them 1 by 1

[glad nova]

then call again until u get someone who actually wants to help

[torpid fiber]

Ik im fucking with you

[dark plover]

So you don't know about collection

[hushed bane]

I'll try but I lost hope by now

[round drift]

Is there any specific channel to recruit people for heist?

[hushed bane]

Also my character was rank 1 and no money on GTA

[fossil beacon]

yea

[hushed bane]

Fuck me

[round drift]

Could you you tag it i am new here

[woeful meteor]

Btw guys, if my MC businesses don't have equipment upgrade, does it affect the nightclub warehouse?

[edgy trout]

Sry no not that part specifically. I thought you meant collection as in how to acquire cars. Misunderstood

[fresh magnet]

@round drift, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[brave silo]

Would be crazy if modmail actually texted me back

[dark plover]

It's ok I want to about collection if my one collection is full so how much I can earn

[gaunt fox]

h

e

E

[edgy trout]

If you click on sell/export it doesn’t tell you?

[gaunt fox]

Hhhh Hhh hhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhh?

[torpid fiber]

Someone needs to put down the cup

[gaunt fox]

what cup

[torpid fiber]

Are you good my guy?

[gaunt fox]

idk

[dark plover]

I watched on YouTube 3 cars export with 240,000

[gaunt fox]

i think i should sleep

[hushed bane]

What's wrong

[torpid fiber]

Probably

[gaunt fox]

no 🙁

[fresh magnet]

@rotund pumice, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @torpid fiber

[gaunt fox]

grr 😠

[candid torrent]

Grr

[terse pine]

dog

[terse pine]

puppy

[edgy trout]

Sounds about right. But I can sell I top range car, for 200k by itself. So why would I sell a collection for only that much too?
I would hope it’s more lol

[terse pine]

NO.🤬

[edgy trout]

Depends on the vehicle prices tho

[gaunt fox]

!!! Potential threat

[elfin relic]

hope yall doing it in a public lobby

[hushed bane]

You need a friend outside CEO so that npc won't spawn

[soft sparrow]

[gaunt fox]

@signal whale hi gng

[hushed bane]

Otherwise you lose cash

[edgy trout]

Be in a public lobby I don’t get npcs

[soft sparrow]

ooh nice

level up

[edgy trout]

Private lobby I get the crazy ass hard npcs but public I never do

[gaunt fox]

did i level up lets see

[edgy trout]

Maybe there’s a player count limit for the npcs to show

[gaunt fox]

no i didnt

[hushed bane]

What if some oppressor come after you

[edgy trout]

It’s one car, out of 25

[hushed bane]

I don't think ghost hides your car

[edgy trout]

No big deal I’ll try again elsewhere

[hushed bane]

Am I right?

[near viper]

Ghost org does

Off the map at least

[brave silo]

Someone quick do i use raiju or akula to bully this guy

[hushed bane]

Oh so people won't see vehicle?

[gaunt fox]

no just get faggio sports and drive it and protect u

[dark plover]

Only just one time I think

[candid torrent]

Both

[edgy trout]

Selling a single car in a low populated server is calm and dandy. I’ve had people help me before even. Most people are doing there own thing

[gaunt fox]

no, raiju sucks. js get pizza delivry motorbike

[edgy trout]

Once per like 20-30 mins

[gaunt fox]

grr 😠

[hushed bane]

I know it works with acids but not sure with crates/cars

[dark plover]

I just want to know proper about collection how it works

[gaunt fox]

how can we do meth in game?

[brave silo]

I love my BF400

[dark plover]

There is no video about collection

[brave silo]

become trevor

[weak flare]

is the red diamond or wtv thing for cayo perico still available

[hushed bane]

Need 1 guy per vehicle

[haughty ginkgo]

any1 else struggling to load onto gta online?

[hushed bane]

That's the shit

[gaunt fox]

when i switch to him he either shits, either drinks alchohol, or throws someone off a bridge

[edgy trout]

This part sucks yea.

[rigid pine]

always is, just 10% after 72 hours

[dark plover]

Vehicle collection not 1 by 1

[rigid pine]

0% before those 72 hours

[weak flare]

yeah but i heard it was 50% now

[candid quiver]

How can I play races or head-to-head matches in GTA Online?

[brave silo]

i hate flying in the rain

[rigid pine]

nope, that was like a month ago

only for a week

[hushed bane]

What I mean is if a collection is made by 3 cars=3 guys in your org

[near viper]

That was for a week only
Back to usual 10/20% chances

[gaunt fox]

lets celebrate @brave silo 🎉

[weak flare]

oh

[edgy trout]

Idek if you can sell a collection if your solo. Since it’s one person per car. Unless they give you a truck n trailer to use

[dark plover]

Just tell me the money

[gaunt fox]

hey lester

[hushed bane]

Also you gotta wait 30 mins

[weak flare]

does dr dre take less than cayo perico to complete (preps not included) js finale

[dark plover]

I don't know about the money

[hushed bane]

Not sure

[unreal bone]

salut, c'est normale que je galére avec les missions de dax en les faisant tt seul ou je suis juste mauvais ? 😅 😂

[finite wasp]

is online down?

[hushed bane]

English

[near viper]

It tells you how much a collection is worth on the collection page

[dark plover]

I don't know about pc

[edgy trout]

200k every 30 mins ain’t too bad imo lol. Fill up the garage and sell the shit ones till you pack it with top range. And you got a permanent source of income

[near viper]

Just gotta add the base value of the cars

[unreal bone]

excuse is it normal that I'm struggling with Dax missions when I do them solo, or am I just bad at it? 😅 😂

[hushed bane]

Also,get me a baguette french dude

[finite wasp]

its saying my data could not be loaded from rockstar at this time

[edgy trout]

Dax missions were tough asf ngl

Hella snacks needed

[unreal bone]

🤣

[hushed bane]

Only the survival bullshit

[thin wolf]

if u r doing them u r a low level, and if u r a low level then anything is hard

[edgy trout]

Yea that one with the helis n shit

[thin wolf]

even those were pretty easy imo

[gaunt fox]

hi

[hushed bane]

Unless you have railgun

[edgy trout]

Escaping the freak shop when mutt gets kidnapped

[unreal bone]

ok fine

[edgy trout]

Even still your swarmed by dudes lol

[brave silo]

raiju go brr

[thin wolf]

i started them at like level 50 so thats prob why i wasnt fully cooked

[thin wolf]

wrong, b11 go brrrrrrrrr

[crimson karma]

The only ones I didnt like were when you were on acid, I just didnt really enjoy that

[edgy trout]

Hitting lvl 100 at max max health is when shit got easy easy

[hushed bane]

That's not even the worst thing. No goddamn personal vehicle

[edgy trout]

Yesssss

[brave silo]

i thought about buying that but raiju and pyro are good enough

[rose meadow]

i really wish they would buff the weaponized conada, such a cool vehicle but so incredibly useless

[thin wolf]

u MUST get it

[terse pine]

HI DARK

[unreal bone]

A friend told me it was a good idea to do them right from the start to get the fastest car and do the races that bring in a lot of money.

[brave silo]

hi makki

[terse pine]

hi i guess… 😒

[gaunt fox]

just call ur car bro not that hard :dissapointed:

-hi car 🐱

[brave silo]

im back finally

[sudden lily]

are servers down?

[thin wolf]

what did i do

[hushed bane]

Well at least it made me the "no dying" career challenge easy

[brave silo]

isnt it slow

i like jets because fast

[hushed bane]

Now I gotta do 100 resupply

[gaunt fox]

where is the cat with stars???

[hushed bane]

SAY WUT

[crimson karma]

Gang my power went out again last night 🥀

[terse pine]

COMMUNITY RQ

[crimson karma]

Oh oopsie

[gaunt fox]

3 nitro boosters in 1 second

[edgy trout]

Half life 3 confirmed

[gaunt fox]

no!! 😠
i talked with gabe he said we skip hl 3 and switched to hl 26

[modern storm]

yo guys can someone host cayo perico?

[thin wolf]

about 100 or 140 at bombing altitude and i think 180 at high attitude but if u dive down u keep ur speed for a while

[brave silo]

@terse pine get on

[gaunt fox]

guys i think the sparrow is so : "🪔"

[edgy trout]

Gtasugardaddies😂

[brave silo]

Aw

[terse pine]

IM LAZY

[fresh magnet]

@modern storm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[brave silo]

pyro go brr

[thin wolf]

Nah its great, just go really high and aim down a bit, stays above missile speeds

[brave silo]

How good is it against ground vehicles

[gaunt fox]

js drop fart bombs at npcs gng

[brave silo]

wild

[thin wolf]

same cannons as lazer except its just 1, in the middle so aiming is effortless, barrage is pretty nice, homing missiles r mid like every other plane but they work

[bleak pawn]

I can’t deliver a vehicle when other vehicles keep spawning literally right infront of me

[thin wolf]

bombs r pretty easy to aim

[random locust]

why tf lester always taking all my money

[brave silo]

my big ass avenger is taking up my space

[thin wolf]

pavel 🐐

[fresh magnet]

@random locust, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[gaunt fox]

didnt WE (yes we) ALL dropped fart bombs at npcs yesterday ??? 🤣

[thin wolf]

u alone on this twin

[brave silo]

forgot what i was buying and almost bought an alkonost

[thin wolf]

what u buying

[brave silo]

b11

[gaunt fox]

perfect way to drop fart bombs at npcs

[glad spade]

i bought pyro it has bad cannons

[edgy trout]

Imagine if we get a CJ dlc before we get gta6

[brave silo]

just pulled 3 mil outta my ass

[gaunt fox]

chrome using 3GB ram

[brave silo]

You are just bad

[sudden lily]

anyone else having an issuep laying?

[brave silo]

Pyro is very good against raijus

[gaunt fox]

as an unc, im using browser discord

talking in vmware

[glad spade]

1v1?

[brave silo]

Ur on PC

[thin wolf]

peak

[glad spade]

im on ps4

[brave silo]

We could in a bit

[gaunt fox]

why do people love b11? never heard of it gng

[tulip trout]

yoo

[glad spade]

ok when

[thin wolf]

because its simply overpowered

[brave silo]

Because its based off the A10 warthog

[glad spade]

ill use raiju lets try

[wet falcon]

Because its all OP

[gaunt fox]

like how

[thin wolf]

that too

[edgy trout]

The a10 warthog is the m1 garand of the sky

[thin wolf]

tanks so much, has incredible weapons, and is an a10

[edgy trout]

BRRRRRT

[glad spade]

its high maneuver and with air to ground advantages

[gaunt fox]

js get a cargobob and hook the maze bank tower and drop it at b11 gng

[thin wolf]

would probably survive

[brave silo]

b11 looks sick

[thin wolf]

ive flew straight into a bridge and lived before

[gaunt fox]

js obliterate them gng

[thin wolf]

🥀

[brave silo]

do i leave it grey or make it black like the rest of my hangar

[glad spade]

getting obliterated is compliment from me ngl

[thin wolf]

gray is more accurate but mske it black

mine is pink

[gaunt fox]

actually obliteration is coward move. get ur faggio scooter and use sticky bombs to kill b11s

[wet falcon]

Yes

[gaunt fox]

yet

[thin wolf]

i love wasting people's money

[glad spade]

grey for camouflage

[edgy trout]

Nothing better than rolling around on a faggio kicking the shit outta people

[wet falcon]

I dont wanna use all those OP planes like the rest of gta online

[zinc brook]

i fucking forgot, what 5 businesses do i get for nightclub

[edgy trout]

Cargo, coke, meth, auto, sports

[brave silo]

b11 go brr?

[edgy trout]

Ignore docs and weed

[zinc brook]

what kinda cargo?

[crimson karma]

I keep getting the rockstar couldnt load your data from cloud services gang anyone know whatsup?

[hallow dust]

are the servers down?

[edgy trout]

It’s one of the nightclub selections for the technician

[hallow dust]

me too

[dusky nexus]

starting calico heist wish me luck 🤞

[gaunt fox]

All services operational
As of March 17, 2026 @ 7:01 PM UTC

[hallow dust]

I think their down

[edgy trout]

Cargo is a warehouse

[zinc brook]

Just any? dont matter if its vehicle?

[merry igloo]

op, V went down for me

[brave silo]

got in B11, flew off base, died instantly

[zinc brook]

also wdym with auto? auto shop?

[edgy trout]

Vehicle warehouse is I think for the auto section, cargo is a large medium or small warehouse

[wheat heart]

anyone elses gta tweakin on pc keeps saying i cant verify game owner ship acting like i dont own it or that it took too long to verify it

[zinc brook]

ahh okay

[brave silo]

thank god for the new airstrip

[edgy trout]

I don’t have an auto shop myself yet but I still have that option available so I know you don’t need that one

[crimson karma]

Theres a large spike in reports

[edgy trout]

The only two you won’t want a technician on is the weed and forgery docs

[south berry]

I’m gonna do the drainage entrance what equipment do I need

[wet falcon]

All three besides explosive charges

[south berry]

Ok

[zinc brook]

i dont have anything with auto

[broken agate]

is anyone is able to play online on pc

[edgy trout]

The top center selection is called what again?

[knotty dune]

what the problem

hello?

[zinc brook]

sporting goods

[edgy trout]

South American imports I meant then my bad

[zinc brook]

thats coke