gta-online

[summer elm]

Yeah cayo good I have a 3 man who do b2b with the that heist

[azure condor]

I mean depends on if your solo or coop

[echo scroll]

bogdan setups when it comes to heist ill do a 50 percent cut

[thin wolf]

then about 1.5-2m with 48min cooldown and about 30-40minutes of setups

way less if u job tp

[glad spade]

job tp?

[azure condor]

Glitch

[vapid basin]

“No glitches”

[little pine]

in WHAT world any heist has a prep time under a hour

[thin wolf]

ok, 30-40mins then

[summer elm]

[thin wolf]

cayo if u use mk2 or sparrow and dont do anything stupid

[twin bridge]

Where did you hear this? Everyone says it has a one hour cooldown

[vapid basin]

I’ve timed my cayo prep run. No glitches takes me 45-48 mins

[glad spade]

yea its over 48 mins

[azure condor]

The doomsday heists

[thin wolf]

get good, ive done mine in 40 before

[echo scroll]

how do you do the cayo replay thought it got patched

[twin bridge]

My fastest is maybe ~40 maybe 42

[thin wolf]

definitely not patched

[twin bridge]

Fastest duo compound stealth finale is 6:39

[echo scroll]

thought it was

[echo scroll]

legacy or enchanced?

[summer elm]

The longest about that heist is FLYING to cayo

[echo scroll]

oh ur on console

[summer elm]

Well setup

[vocal tundra]

Yo, can anyone help me get my shooting up with the binco glitch

[twin bridge]

That’s why you session jump until you get the spawn location that’s halfway down the map

[echo scroll]

probs still works on console im on pc i dont think it works on pc

[thin wolf]

im on ps4 but i don't think rockstar can patch replay

[vapid basin]

It won’t ever be patched it’s impossible

[glad spade]

in pc when the person walks away and 3 steps

[azure condor]

Replay is a save game issue, and they won't fix something like that

[summer elm]

I don’t understand

[twin bridge]

PC has solo replay glitch options

[echo scroll]

how does this replay work

[thin wolf]

lucky lmao

[azure condor]

Imagine save scumming, but with your router

[little pine]

always doing glitches frfr

[mint turret]

I usually complete my stealth run at around 7:30 min (duo)

[echo scroll]

ohh

[thin wolf]

i lowkey discovered my own replay timing by accident and havent lost my cayo out of ljke 20 times ive done it

[summer elm]

We can only do the glitch with 2-4 people

[echo scroll]

is it the b2b when u close ur game

[thin wolf]

did 7:17 earlier witha friend, my average is 8-8:30 tho

[twin bridge]

Set your spawn location to the kosatka, enter into it and then go to the screen and then select gather Intel and exit and if the yellow icon is not halfway down the map then you open the menu and go to online and then find a new session

[azure condor]

B2b isn't replay

[thin wolf]

there can be b2b replay

unless u mean for pc

[echo scroll]

can u still b2b tho without doing setups

[twin bridge]

Not when you consider the increased amount of technical issues they have with the game and the hackers and modders

[azure condor]

Also known as the highest rate of scamming on this server

[thin wolf]

idk ive done it with liek 3 different people and been good, i wouldnt mind wasting 15 minutes to get someone banned

[azure condor]

So many people scam on this server with b2b replay

[glad spade]

which location is that “halfway”

[twin bridge]

I think near the bunker or military base or something

It’s almost halfway down the map on the side of it

It’s the southmost location of any spawn location for gather Intel

[steel zealot]

i just signed into gta online on the pc turns out theres transformers in gta online unless modders are running rampant

[twin bridge]

Most likely

It might not be at the center of the map, but it being the lowest point on the map makes up for that

[thin wolf]

not even a question 😭

[thin wolf]

but why?

just fast travel

[twin bridge]

Faster mission, spending less time in that dog shit plane, getting to the bottom of the map quicker

How are you gonna get the plane there with you?

[thin wolf]

meh, takes like 10 mins tops unless u mess up

[steel zealot]

everyday in gta online with modders running free is just a normal day

i've seen some of the strangest things ever

[twin bridge]

That means you have to spend extra time trying to keep that terrible plane in the air

That shit was the worst part of it for me

Trying to get it to takeoff and stay in the air

[wooden spade]

I got a question, What's the fastest car in the game, that i can buy, and how much is it??

[dense sequoia]

the dodo

[wooden spade]

dodo

[dense sequoia]

it costs in game money

[steel zealot]

great i got ejected out of my own plane yet didn't even do anything

[thin wolf]

for hsw, banshee gts is technically the fastest but the niobe with hsw is bettwr

[dense sequoia]

yes the dodo

[thin wolf]

fastest vehicle in the game is the raiju

[wooden spade]

Okay, so other than the dodo, for like the best overall car, from speed to maneuverability, etc.

[dense sequoia]

idk i like buffalo stx you can apply imani tech to it so it disables missile lock

[thin wolf]

niobe hsw

[dense sequoia]

but you need the agency

[wooden spade]

Okay thanks guys!!!

[dense sequoia]

you can get turismo R too , its free and fast enough i guess

[wooden spade]

Okay thanks!!!

Well i have 20 mill, and i am willing to invest all of that into a car, sad thing is i am level 20 as i am new to pc gta version...

[dense sequoia]

ohhhhhh

[thin wolf]

if u have a friend get a free/cheap car and let them buy it off of you in los santos car meet, you get a free hsw upgrade

[dense sequoia]

get an opresssor or whatever its called

[fast reef]

I don't think disconnecting your Internet works on Enhanced as it does on Legacy. He would have to use the Autohotkey no-save script. @echo scroll

[mint turret]

You need terrorbyte and garment factory/nightclub then

[dense sequoia]

and i remember theres that one car that can go into water , launches missiles and its crazy fast but i struggle to remembered its name

[harsh mesa]

toreador

[dense sequoia]

he got 20 mil

[dense sequoia]

probably idk my friend has it

[harsh mesa]

it is

[signal whale]

whats going on

[wooden spade]

So??

[harsh mesa]

was clapping some griefers then got disconnected.. now trying to find that server again 🙂

[signal whale]

💔💔💔

griefers suck ass

[harsh mesa]

ragebaiting them with job warp is fun

[dense sequoia]

i dont understand people in this game

yesterday someone kept killjng me , destroyed my vehicles then proceeded to destroy my kosatka while speaking in portuguese and i kept telling him i dont understand

then i think he felt bad , horn at me and drove me back to my submarine... then started hitting me with fucking rockets

[delicate pulsar]

Is the Thursday update live?

[harsh mesa]

u can bet ur life savings on it that they're unemployed

[harsh mesa]

in 6 hours

[dense sequoia]

fr like why dont you play deathmatches instead

[harsh mesa]

[dense sequoia]

oh yeah these modes are kinda dead

i remember when it was all you can do back in the ps3

[signal whale]

nobody plays them anymore

😕

[mint turret]

Grab a friend

[dense sequoia]

yeah... i sometimes play them with a friend to fuck around still fun

thats the only way you can play them now

[signal whale]

this is the only good way ngl

only way to play dms without being ragebaited

[mint turret]

Somehow still manages to get ragebait because your friend is that good

[signal whale]

gta should lowkey add rotisserie chickens

[signal whale]

i mean im so bad at pvp that i even got ragebaited by makki

[mint turret]

What the heck

@terse pine since when did you become a pro gamer

[flat lodge]

do we have any gta5 community?

[mint turret]

Is this not it?

[signal whale]

never did

[flat lodge]

i mean in game

[signal whale]

im just that bad lmao

[mint turret]

Crew?

[flat lodge]

hm yeaaa

[mint turret]

It's for pc enhanced only

[frigid parrot]

Ur in luck it's mostly pc

[flat lodge]

Sad

[mint turret]

You can join crew as a legacy player tho

Type /joincrew

[echo scroll]

is the cayo cooldown 1hr or 2hr

[flat lodge]

where?

[frigid parrot]

45 mins if u play with two people

[mint turret]

Any channel

[echo scroll]

solo

[frigid parrot]

2hr solo

[echo scroll]

oh thought so

[frigid parrot]

Ye better to run it with two and give them 15%

[mint turret]

48min duo or more , 144min for solo

[frigid parrot]

Less cool down better money

[flat lodge]

bruhh, i was playing legacy online and the people are just crazyy . they are killing the shi out of me for no reason 😞

[glad spade]

yea too long

[mint turret]

Average pc legacy experience

[flat lodge]

yeaa, I hate it

Im getting b2b error msgs when i try to play enhanced

tried almost all the yt tutorials but no luck

[glad spade]

dang i expected many people in free aim lobbies

[haughty helm]

hmmm

[fast reef]

2 hours 24 min solo, 48 min with others

[lament hare]

how many times can I do b2b safely

[vocal sleet]

We gonna get 1m if we login today

[vocal sleet]

Did anyone get?

[wary folio]

Event reset has not happened yet

[vocal sleet]

Bodgan or cayo?

[vocal sleet]

In how may hours is it?

[wary folio]

#gta-online message

[lament hare]

cayo

[wary folio]

FYI this is in the pinned messages for this channel

[vocal sleet]

4.5hrs to go

[cold garden]

Still not sure if its exactly that time or 1hr later

[wary folio]

About what level are you game? @vocal sleet

[vocal sleet]

120+

[wary folio]

Still close enough probably

[wary folio]

I think I'm in the 300s

[sly lark]

“files required to play gta needs to be downloaded” is so annoying 😭

[lament hare]

cayo

[vocal sleet]

Nice

[sly lark]

This is the 2nd time

[dire sandal]

Hey

I'm attempting to platinum GTA V in a 2 month deadline March 13, 2026 - May 13, 2026

[royal rune]

hello

[dire sandal]

Playing 6 hours a day everyday

[vocal sleet]

Hey

[royal rune]

why do you play legacy when enhanced exists

[dire sandal]

I made a fresh account on playstation because it wouldn't be fair of me to start at 55%

[turbid trellis]

Damn

[dire sandal]

And once I complete it I go back to my normal life as if nothing had happened

[royal rune]

" he platinum gta in 2 months only and then went home to play gta as if nothing happened "

[dire sandal]

Exactly

You get it

[turbid trellis]

💔

[dire sandal]

And then I'll move onto LA Noire

[vocal sleet]

They removed game chat in enhanced and PC players used text to communicate in most of the games instead of voice

[red sigil]

Anyone know how to get clips for dmo?

[clever heron]

Huh

[red sigil]

Direct mode online it’s how you get modded cars online

[glad spade]

bro

[red sigil]

You need clips of the cars you want to get

Or modify

[glad spade]

how do u counter b11 with raiju

[mighty isle]

vtol

[glad spade]

aight thanks

[clever heron]

Do they have any new updates

[sly lark]

My Cayo run is 1.6m each run

[clever heron]

That's a good payout

[manic aspen]

Before cut….

[clever heron]

That's like twice the cluk

[glad spade]

how do u counter b11 on ground

[clever heron]

I forgot missle ja.mer

[nova tartan]

Homing missile, or RPG rocket launcher

[strange fractal]

the vehicles on discount might be ass this week

[summer elm]

That game is really fun

[drifting pollen]

Want some hummus?

[dire sandal]

I'm gonna try to get the plat

After Gta v

[timid bolt]

Trying to get people for heists on xb1 is a pain

It's either pray for decent randos, or sit here and twiddle my thumbs for half an hour

[urban gorge]

[summer elm]

Yeah you should give it a try, I played it back on the ps3

[torpid fiber]

How many hours till update?

[vague ivy]

how does bro grief with that piece of shit

[urban gorge]

with skill

[vague ivy]

[exotic mica]

?

There’s a new update?

[torpid fiber]

Every thursday

But i dont remember when

[rich sluice]

W GAME

[echo scroll]

can someone help me with the replay glitch enhanced with the hotkey

you know when u press ctrl f9 to turn it on it doesnt work for me

[little pine]

Alt+f4

[worldly basin]

minimize the application quick and turn off ur internet

[echo scroll]

ohh

[sonic pebble]

is new update here yet

[worldly basin]

then go to story mode or sth

[echo scroll]

yh ikik

its just getting it up

i press ctrl alt f9 and it doesnt come up

[glad spade]

is there a lot of people in enhanced

[north parrot]

Try alt+f4

[fresh magnet]

@wet herald, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

@static tundra, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @weary spoke

[harsh mesa]

u dont

or sneak up behind it in stealth

hit n run

[sly lark]

That’s after the cut

[vocal sleet]

Is Vapid guardian available to buy or is it removed?

[weary spoke]

/carsearch says it's still available.

[manic aspen]

Sure.

[fresh magnet]

@sleek spruce, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[sick salmon]

if i have a robbery set up from the past week and the new week rolls in, does that salvage robbery setup stay on the computer for me to finish or does it reset back to the new 3?

[manic aspen]

Pretty sure it stays

[glad spade]

b11 > pyro or nah?

[outer trail]

67

[harsh mesa]

for me, yeah

[outer trail]

67

67

[harsh mesa]

[glad spade]

what can counter b11

[outer trail]

Whyyyyyy?

[harsh mesa]

another b11 or a skilled starling

or tbh any good pilot

[glad spade]

i got destroyed by b11 thats why im asking

[harsh mesa]

then just spam mk2 missiles lol

its slow

cant outrun missiles

[unreal urchin]

Where the gunvan located

[glad spade]

i want with a thrill like jet vs b11 yk

[harsh mesa]

get a b11 then

its better than most jets in dogfight

[glad spade]

does it come with upgrades

[unreal urchin]

Yo where gunvan located??????

[harsh mesa]

armor

[harsh mesa]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @harsh mesa

[vague ivy]

in a gunvan spot

[keen bronze]

hi

[unreal urchin]

Thx

Nah

[vague ivy]

what do people call you

[unreal urchin]

Just got back after few weeks

[crimson karma]

I do

[harsh mesa]

i do

[unreal urchin]

Also almost every one of my garages are full

[vague ivy]

and what’s that

[harsh mesa]

🥷

[unreal urchin]

Got like 40

[crimson karma]

🥷 no

[vague ivy]

tell me

Yah

[unreal urchin]

Yeah so? I am a tryhard not a car person in gta

[crimson karma]

Gta just gave me 2m

[vague ivy]

maybe you should change your username

most servers will ban you if they see it

buddy.

[vocal sleet]

What’s your name?

[harsh mesa]

they gave me 12m

[vague ivy]

username not your nickname

[crimson karma]

Shush boi

[harsh mesa]

[crimson karma]

They love me more

[vocal sleet]

Yes

[vague ivy]

snake

[harsh mesa]

fr man i almost got scammed

[harsh mesa]

whip

[vocal sleet]

[wide remnant]

[unreal urchin]

Damn cocky🤣

Whts ur rank

Also how many hours in game

Yeah look in my bio u see my rank

503 rank with 3724 hours

Soo..

[nova tartan]

[strange fractal]

r u guys seriously comparing ts

[unreal urchin]

Pvp took all of my money but ive made 619 mil and spent 609 mil

Yeah sure i dont do money glitches😂😂

[wide remnant]

ive 12 cents

[unreal urchin]

Every penny was made legit without glitches

That lie is bigger than mount everest

[vague ivy]

[unreal urchin]

Sure in yo dreams

[vocal sleet]

What’s wrong in me ox name?

[unreal urchin]

Spent 150 mil on ammunition

Bro im not dreaming of being a ceo of some damn tesla junk dude

Stop being cocky and 1v1😂😂

[nova tartan]

Tobey Maguire?

[wide remnant]

ts aint tuff bro 🥀

[unreal urchin]

Damn😂 i didnt know i am a female apparently ive lost some parts then😂😂

Buddy too scared to 1v1😂😂

All bark no bite😂

Cmon find out if i do or not what you got to lose eh? If im so gonna lose

[merry prism]

Does the gta week reset now?

[unreal urchin]

No idea im laughing because someone is all bark no bite here

EXCUSES

Ive been awake all night

[dire sandal]

Light

[unreal urchin]

Fr

[merry prism]

I just want to grind my salvage yard

[unreal urchin]

U on 4 servers? I can help if someone is too scared to fight

[dire sandal]

My longest gta session was like 17 hrs total

[unreal urchin]

Thats still light for me my longest single session time is 25hrs

[dire sandal]

Gah damn

[merry prism]

Ive got to wait for the week to end i think i sold the 3 salvage yard cars

[vocal sleet]

[unreal urchin]

Waiting in session

[somber talon]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @somber talon

[unreal urchin]

Better idea go to pvp vc

Oh?

[fervent wagon]

just me or there's been a lot of cheaters on PC the last week? i've seen a lot of people with aimbot or doing wall clipping bugs now

[next roost]

Aimbot is just a gta feature

[dire sandal]

Me and beer have a purely sexual relationship

[unreal urchin]

Glitchers🤣

Some say its same

[rigid pine]

Godmode glitchers :

Those i consider cheating

[vague ivy]

because it is

[dire sandal]

Beer and gta is awesome

[vague ivy]

cheating doesn’t only mean mods

[unreal urchin]

Glitchers can be many different kinds like me i use glitches in pvp not in making money

[fervent wagon]

paying to play online doesn't seem too tempting

i think i can stand the cheaters

but still, there's been a lot of them these last two weeks

[unreal urchin]

Either does paying 5k to even run gta

[fervent wagon]

kinda

[copper lodge]

Tmrw Im getting back to online after 3 months anything changed?

[timid bolt]

Who ain't broke nowadays?

[dire sandal]

Just buy beer and gamble your finances will get much better

[fervent wagon]

Fuck yeah, all to red

[timid bolt]

Inflation is a bitch

[copper lodge]

Oh

[violet forge]

hey - anyone knows some fun story-like missions on gta online like the agatha baker ones or something similar ?

[nova tartan]

The online is already like that now

[dire sandal]

Me and alcohol have a purely sexual relationship nothing more than that

[copper lodge]

What changed?

[violet forge]

...

[timid bolt]

Also true

[violet forge]

alright

[dire sandal]

What

[violet forge]

.

[dire sandal]

Are you replying to me

Oh

[violet forge]

nah

[sour zenith]

Alcohol top 3 beverages of all time

[timid bolt]

Story missions...I mean, doesn't Lamar have a story series?

[dire sandal]

Guinness, More Guinness, Moonshine

[timid bolt]

Or Gerald? Haven't played either mission line tho

[copper lodge]

Wdym

[unreal urchin]

Jägermeister
Jack Daniel's
Minttu polka

[violet forge]

yes he does - 2 player ones

[violet forge]

all completed

[timid bolt]

Ah

[dire sandal]

Drink Guinness give it a try

[unreal urchin]

I dislike beer

[timid bolt]

I mean, Oscar Guzman is a decent storyline

[dire sandal]

Ah ok

[timid bolt]

Not a beer guy, but even i like Guinness

[dire sandal]

I personally love beer

[violet forge]

also..completed

[timid bolt]

Figured

[unreal urchin]

More of a liquor vodka person

[timid bolt]

Uh...yea, i think that's about it that isn't the heists and such

[violet forge]

oof

[timid bolt]

Liquor is my vice, vodka especially

[dire sandal]

Ah I see

I drink beer and moonshine

[timid bolt]

Vodka, moonshine, whiskey/bourbon

[violet forge]

old heists , casino , and the doomsday heists are fire , but no one plays them

cant find any teammates for them

[timid bolt]

I enjoy running casino

[dire sandal]

I live in Canada 🍁 where drinking age is 18

[timid bolt]

I'll run with ya later, possibly

[violet forge]

oh thanks !

[unreal urchin]

Same at 18 in finland

[dire sandal]

I turned 18 around 10 months ago

[timid bolt]

cries in America tho I flipped the number when I started

Dont follow in my steps

[unreal urchin]

12,3 months ago

[timid bolt]

I'm more than old enough now

[violet forge]

uhh

[timid bolt]

12, cause US is 21

[violet forge]

i didnt send anything-

[violet forge]

ohh

[timid bolt]

In any case, twas not a good thing, but here we are

[nova tartan]

I never drink Molson when I was in Vancouver, I only drank root beer, taste like honey-ish apple juice, pretty good 👍

[dire sandal]

Mate idk what you mean

[unreal urchin]

Can we keep gta channel in gta talk before raptor comes in snooping

[unreal urchin]

Im 19 thats what i mean

[timid bolt]

Probably should...anyone doing anything interesting online rn?

[dire sandal]

Oh ok

[timid bolt]

I'm screwing around on xb1, trying to run heists and such

[dire sandal]

I started drinking at 61 backwards

[unreal urchin]

Waiting for som1 to come online for 1v1 otherwise just driving around

[timid bolt]

Fun

[unreal urchin]

31 backwards here

[dire sandal]

Alcohol needs me

[timid bolt]

We all made bad decisions lmao

I'm surprised I didn't end up with an actual drinking problem

[wintry river]

probably best to stay on topic

[timid bolt]

Anyway, off topic

Oh, speak of the devil lol

[unreal urchin]

Yep😂

[timid bolt]

Why are xb1 lobbies so dead

I mean, I get why, but still

[violet forge]

whats xb1 ?

[timid bolt]

Xbox one

[violet forge]

oh ic

[timid bolt]

Ye

[unreal urchin]

I wonder

[timid bolt]

Truthfully, it's a dying console, but still man

Some people I play with refuse to let go

So I gotta grind on three versions of this damn game

[clever heron]

Was playing gta n noticed the amount of rats

[unreal urchin]

Ofc

[glad spade]

how many per lobby

[harsh mesa]

do i need to use getaway vehicle for gangbanger robbery?

[frigid parrot]

Old gen barely any

I hopped on there yesterday n couldn't get a lobby over 6

Kept jumping the same 3

[real halo]

Its good because you can sell your products

[frigid parrot]

I don't play xbox

[real halo]

Nobody plays xbox man

[frigid parrot]

Lol

I have my account duped on Xbox only reason I get on it

Used to troll peeps

Just stun gun noobs

[real halo]

Lol

You can taze them for hours and they will not be able to move

[gaunt igloo]

Are the merryweather guards at the port considered a gang by the online mission creator?

[frigid parrot]

I'm already knowing 😂😂

[frigid parrot]

Watchu talm bout

[gaunt igloo]

So in the mission creator

There's a section called gangs

[frigid parrot]

Yea

[pastel stream]

Scrapyard -40 percent epiiic

[gaunt igloo]

And you can choose to enable or disable them in the mission

In trying to figure out if the game considers the merryweather guards to be a gang

[real halo]

Just kill them I kill them

[frigid parrot]

Oh yh Merryweather technically considered a gng

[gaunt igloo]

Alr

Saves me from spawning a shit load of guards and taking up memory

[frigid parrot]

Kinda late bro I been abusing ts

I've made like 18 million semi passively

[sage osprey]

Hi lovely folks

Update day today ?

[left haven]

Need 3 Australia based players for doomsday+ lester. Criminal mastermind, no kids, PS5.

[frigid parrot]

Wtw gng

[fresh magnet]

@left haven, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @frigid parrot

[real halo]

W pfp

[sage osprey]

Blessed 😇

[frigid parrot]

Fw it wyd

I gave u the warning

Cause this is the wrong channel

[sage osprey]

Greatful enough to play this game honestly

I’m new to gaming after I purchased my first ever laptop last month it’s safe to say I’m enjoying gta online the most

[left haven]

I'm happy for you

[real halo]

Why laptop why

[sage osprey]

And story mode too, however I do hesitate whenever I switch to the coke head guy

[left haven]

When i typ this message in LFG others it gets deleted and given a warning

[sage osprey]

It had a big discount and I work remotely sometimes

[real halo]

Alright Ig

[left haven]

Raptor bot is bot responding to the correct messages i see

[harsh mesa]

i made the same mistake long ago

[real halo]

I swear most people who buy laptops regret it

[dire sandal]

My little brother was born the day gta 5 released

[sage osprey]

No sir I’m more than happy enough

[real halo]

Just buy a pc💔

[harsh mesa]

its very underpowered compared to a pc man

[real halo]

I had both bro

[harsh mesa]

same

[real halo]

The difference is so obvious

[sage osprey]

Do take into consideration I’m first time buyer of an device

[fresh yew]

is the march 12th update out yet because i dont see any free vehicle warehouse when i check the computer on the ceo office

[real halo]

Next time buy pc not a console or whatever

[dire sandal]

I have broken many laptops in my day

[real halo]

Thats my advice

[real nova]

question how do i get arena points if nobody joins lol

[dire sandal]

Get friends

[indigo fossil]

No-one likes u anymore bruh

[frigid parrot]

Ur prolly not lfg the right lfg

U asked for a heist so don't do other do old heist

[real nova]

dang das only way

[real halo]

Maybe because yall spammed me for 500 times

[dire sandal]

I don't really know lol

[real nova]

hah aight

[dapper void]

Anyone know how I can get trade price on oppresor mk2

[sage osprey]

Will do

[wide remnant]

get terrorbyte and do paige jobs 5 times

[sage osprey]

Hopefully the project Helios one which Xbox is making

[dire sandal]

Google is a great thing

[frigid parrot]

Terrobyte mission or maybe avenger mission it's been a while

[harsh mesa]

have a terrorbyte and complete 5 missions

[sage osprey]

I don’t think it’s out yet my friend

[real halo]

Google is not always better than a experienced gta player

[dire sandal]

I personally use Opera GX

[frigid parrot]

Who knows nothing about real gta

Just what Google says

I could tell u shit u can't find on Google

[hushed bane]

Free lsia car warehouse is a goddamn scam

[dire sandal]

Okay

[sage osprey]

New update sneak peaks are out

[frigid parrot]

Ooo

[real halo]

Google did not play gta bro

[sage osprey]

Can we discuss them here

[frigid parrot]

I'm saying

[sage osprey]

There’s a lot of free stuff

[dire sandal]

I usually figure the stuff out myself

[hushed bane]

Ima buy Davis

[frigid parrot]

Like what

[sage osprey]

A new car shop I think

[frigid parrot]

Ur lieing

[sage osprey]

Free 1 million

[frigid parrot]

Major update?

[sage osprey]

Cash

[hushed bane]

No a shitty car warehouse

[dire sandal]

Whats that

[sage osprey]

Right

[frigid parrot]

Send the leaks

[sage osprey]

Free is gold and gold is good so im grateful

[frigid parrot]

What's the booster

[hushed bane]

Could at least give me the Simeon's one near the Arena

[harsh mesa]

1 million on logging in, free ramp buggy, free vehicle warehouse, 40% off offices

[sage osprey]

Sure

[frigid parrot]

That's a bet

[near viper]

Free vehicle warehouse (for vehicle cargo) and a free ramp buggy

[frigid parrot]

Getting maze bank

[sage osprey]

Can’t post links

[frigid parrot]

Dm

[sage osprey]

Well we gonna be a bank owners soon

[frigid parrot]

What's the 2x

[sage osprey]

[near viper]

Vehicle cargo

[frigid parrot]

I'm getting central maze bank

[near viper]

4x Ron contact missions

[frigid parrot]

And what's GTA+ 4x or 6x

[near viper]

Nothing extra

[frigid parrot]

So 6x ron missions?

[sage osprey]

Can you help me understand this a bit more please,

So how much will I make if I do these missions

[near viper]

No 4x

[sage osprey]

I have never done Ron missions

[near viper]

Gta+ has no extra bonuses this week

[sage osprey]

Only acid lab

[frigid parrot]

Ur lieing gng wtf

[near viper]

80-100k depending how long you take

[sage osprey]

Gta+ is like Gta- rn

[sage osprey]

That’s alright?

[frigid parrot]

Bro that's so bs

[late musk]

LoL

[frigid parrot]

We'll get a free car at least and discounts on major vehicles

[dire sandal]

Lying*

[sage osprey]

Let a person live man

[dire sandal]

Just saying mate

[frigid parrot]

Idrc bro leave me alone u tried proving that three times

[real halo]

Where is ron missions on the map

I cant find them

[near viper]

You call him

Request job

[sage osprey]

Oh

[real halo]

Oh

[dire sandal]

Twice not three times

[sage osprey]

That’s good 👍

[frigid parrot]

Yes they're fun to

[sage osprey]

What are these missions tho ?

[near viper]

Or pick one from the jobs menu

[frigid parrot]

Like I said idrc

[unreal urchin]

Bruh cocky bastard told they'd 100-0 me i killed em 2 or 3 times and left after i started 1v1 with som1 else😂

[dire sandal]

And that's okay

[frigid parrot]

😑

[near viper]

Basic ones, like 2013 missions
Go somewhere, kill someone / steal something / destroy something

[sage osprey]

I’ll be doing it for first time so

[real halo]

Are you that but when Iiiiiii win a 50v1

[sage osprey]

Looking forward to today’s update

[copper lodge]

If I buy the free vehicle warehouse will my previous warehouse disappear

[sage osprey]

[near viper]

Yes

[copper lodge]

Oh

[near viper]

You'll be refunded the value tho

[unreal urchin]

Bro im a barcode and a tryhard😂

[sage osprey]

That’s free money

[late musk]

Is there anyway to see how many crews are left from October 2013 ?

[sage osprey]

Great work from gta to consider that

[copper lodge]

So I'll get the money back?

[near viper]

I should say not full value

The trade in value

[frigid parrot]

Where is the cargo gonna be

If it's not in the city idc

[dire sandal]

Why would you want to?

[sage osprey]

across the map

[copper lodge]

Oh

[pastel stream]

😔

[frigid parrot]

Yh I'ma just buy the best one should be 40% off aswell

[late musk]

To see how many survived 12 years

[sage osprey]

Fellow AMD brother

[unreal urchin]

138k kills😂

[dapper void]

Fuck you

[frigid parrot]

Real

[dire sandal]

Calm down mate

[dapper void]

Smartass

[near viper]

Vehicle cargo warehouses are not on sale
They are just offering a free one at the airport

[dire sandal]

You could probably check on the official rockstar site

[frigid parrot]

Oh damn

So just offices and upgrades

[late musk]

I'm guessing less then 100

[near viper]

Mostly, the eclipse boulevard garage is on a 30% off (the 50 car garage)

[frigid parrot]

Who TF has that many cars

[dire sandal]

It was only a statement don't take it too seriously

[frigid parrot]

So uneeded

[dire sandal]

Collectors

I personally have 10 cars

[dapper void]

No?

[frigid parrot]

I have like 12

And it's stuff I need

[crimson karma]

New gaming laptop with 8gb of ddr4, im crine

[frigid parrot]

Congrats

[crimson karma]

I didnt buy that shit

[frigid parrot]

Oh

[dire sandal]

I've been playing since 2016 I usually always avoid pvp in online

[frigid parrot]

It's fun tho

[crimson karma]

Im mocking the absurdly low amount of ram for a "gaming laptop"

[unreal urchin]

Pvp is the best tho

[dire sandal]

I just enjoy minding my business

[frigid parrot]

Roblox gon lag

[hushed bane]

Pvp is pointless in GTA,try doing that shit on rainbow or cod

[dapper void]

No it's nor

[dire sandal]

Making money

[unreal urchin]

For me it is

[crimson karma]

Spreadsheet finna lag

[frigid parrot]

It's literally one of the biggest things n GTA

[calm loom]

well first off, completely different games

[dapper void]

You're a crazy person respectfully

[hushed bane]

Yes biggest bullshit

[frigid parrot]

If pvp was pointless they wouldn't let u destroy others product or kill one another

[real halo]

Bro Imma give you one of my rams lol

[unreal urchin]

Next bad sport is a yr and spent 150m in ammunition over million bullets shot etc

[crimson karma]

I didnt buy that pos, but if you got extra 1 x 16gb of ddr5 ill take it 🙏

[hushed bane]

You can commit suicide,use flying bikes and tanks

[frigid parrot]

U can just glitch out it

[hushed bane]

Where's fair PVP

[dapper void]

How do you get a million bullets

[dire sandal]

Oppressor mk2 griefers are a different breed but most run off when I pull my oppressor out

[real halo]

I got 4 sticks each 16 gbs ddr5 if you want

[unreal urchin]

Nah bad sport is fun

[dapper void]

Fuck you

[crimson karma]

Gang Where do people get extra ram

[frigid parrot]

U play smart uk easy it is to shoot a Timmy off a mk2

[crimson karma]

Whats your currency btw

[unreal urchin]

Ive shot over 3m bullets in total

[dire sandal]

They'll grief until actually confronted

[unreal urchin]

Im a tryhard ofc its fun place

[dapper void]

You're a lunatic

[unreal urchin]

Yes

[late musk]

Nope can't search crew Age.....

[real halo]

Its easy to find them bro

[frigid parrot]

I like rpg spamming

[crimson karma]

Whats your currency?

[unreal urchin]

Fr

[dire sandal]

I've played since 2016 and probably only killed 100 players total xD

[late musk]

New egg

[unreal urchin]

But still i have some humanity left i dont kill people under 50 rank unless they try something first

[crimson karma]

I don't mean literally where but like for good deals, because that is not newegg

[dapper void]

So you kill everyone above 50 rank even if they don't try something

[frigid parrot]

That's actually insane I've played since 3 weeks ago on enhanced n killed 600 sum

[unreal urchin]

Yep

[dapper void]

Fuck you lunatic

[unreal urchin]

I show no mercy

[dapper void]

Delete the game

[crimson karma]

@deft dune Damn gang hes talking shit

[unreal urchin]

Nah

[frigid parrot]

I blow up tow trucks right in front of the salvage yard 😁

[real halo]

I got many currencies which one you want

[late musk]

Sounds like you know what you're doing. You just want somebody to look for you?

[dapper void]

You're a dick

[dire sandal]

I really dislike griefers especially when your just trying to do a mission

[crimson karma]

It was more a rhetorical question

[unreal urchin]

I destroy nightclub goods for 2k for fun

[dapper void]

What's your social club username

[frigid parrot]

I love blowing up acid lab bike by running them over

[unreal urchin]

No idea not logged in

[frigid parrot]

U gotta be bro

[dapper void]

What's ur playstation id then

[frigid parrot]

U can't play on ps5 without logging in

[dire sandal]

I usually only use a private lobby though so I don't really care anyway xD

[crimson karma]

Nah, an average budget 16gb stick of ram here is $575.25 ILS

[unreal urchin]

Why tf i would give it to you😂 ||rekka_miehet||

[unreal urchin]

I play on ps4 servers

[frigid parrot]

So he can see if u bout ts

[dapper void]

im fabricating evidence against u and getting u banned

[crimson karma]

[late musk]

Mr. Spooky

[frigid parrot]

That's jus weird

Snitch

[crimson karma]

Documenting this shit

[unreal urchin]

Sure as if rockstar gave a shit about ps4 server players anymore😂

[dire sandal]

And many people say it's a puss move but when your trying to transport goods it's kinda necessary

[frigid parrot]

It's not

[dapper void]

Why would it be a pussy move

[frigid parrot]

Use ghost org

[crimson karma]

For sells?

Dont mention modding

[unreal urchin]

Especially if im in same session

[dire sandal]

Anything mission related

[crimson karma]

Please dont bring up modding

[frigid parrot]

Oh land cruiser he called gta

Look he's typing

Ur gonna get banneddddd 🫣😰

[crimson karma]

I rather risk it for the bonuses but its really all opinion-based

[unreal urchin]

Sure

[late musk]

😅 🤣

[frigid parrot]

I'm playing gng

[dapper void]

you're banned rn ok so banned

[unreal urchin]

Im playing rn gta i wanna see myself get banned

[dire sandal]

I'll only pull out my oppressor if I'm being griefed and it's insane that right as I go after them they retreat

[crimson karma]

"I got connections bro you dont want ts heat"

[frigid parrot]

Stop being a kid n get better or swap sessions it's not that hard

[dapper void]

Pvp is not something I want to be good at

[dapper void]

I do

[frigid parrot]

I've heard more cuss words and trash talk from u tn then anyone

[unreal urchin]

Get me banned no BALLS!

[crimson karma]

[dapper void]

What are you talking about

😂

[crimson karma]

Thats all @dapper void

[dire sandal]

Because it's usually just some kid

[real halo]

Its more expensive if you want a good one

[dapper void]

You don't use your oppresor usually?

[crimson karma]

Yeah, so you have around the same prices there then?

[frigid parrot]

U constantly say fuck u gng like peeps fw u like that then u n here like a Karin on bro who literally jus likes pvp

[dire sandal]

Usually I only use it for transport

[crimson karma]

I called it vro, get out of here smelly modder

[dapper void]

yeah thought so

[dire sandal]

Getting to one place from another within reasonable time

[unreal urchin]

||karin snipe is the rarest vehicle🤣🤣||

[harsh mesa]

how about u find a job

[unreal urchin]

Nope

[dapper void]

Bum

[unreal urchin]

Yup

[harsh mesa]

bum

[dire sandal]

How old are you

[unreal urchin]

19

[dapper void]

Fucking bum omg go get a job

[dire sandal]

And you don't have a job?

[unreal urchin]

Nope

[dapper void]

Sits at his desk all day and kills kids

[dire sandal]

How come?

[dapper void]

On gta for fun fucking bum

[frigid parrot]

Ok I can agree get a job gng

[harsh mesa]

that one gif

[frigid parrot]

U should been had a job

[unreal urchin]

Aint got drivers license since i went to school to become a mechanic

[dapper void]

Bro this guys a loser bro shut up

[frigid parrot]

How u gon fix a car u can't drive lol

[dire sandal]

Why not

[real halo]

Yeah convert them to dollar to know how much

[unreal urchin]

Who said i cant drive😂 not just legally

[dire sandal]

You are 19 you should be old enough for a license

[frigid parrot]

U can't drive gng not even tuff

[unreal urchin]

I cant affore license it costs over 1k

[dapper void]

Get a license then bro

[frigid parrot]

Ur so

Omg I'ma crash

Ts is $16

[dire sandal]

That's why you get a job

[unreal urchin]

Im not American

[frigid parrot]

What are u from dubai

[dapper void]

I knew you were a bumass unemployed loser who gets off on killing kids in gta

[unreal urchin]

Finland Europe next to russia and Sweden

[dire sandal]

Chill mate

[frigid parrot]

Ts is not 1k ur lieing ur ass off

[unreal urchin]

Pretty much

[ocean phoenix]

Yo does gta online on ps5 need playstation plus to join now??

[frigid parrot]

Ur prolly 14

[dapper void]

Holy fuck bro

[frigid parrot]

He's lieing just don't even study bro

[dapper void]

Worse than the big stein

[harsh mesa]

bro just accepted it

[ocean phoenix]

Someone pls tell

[dire sandal]

Just because you have a license doesn't mean you can't get a job mate

[unreal urchin]

#community

[frigid parrot]

Are u pinging me for no reason damn I feel harassed

[harsh mesa]

yeah

[unreal urchin]

As you were saying?

[dire sandal]

You are studying in college no?

[unreal urchin]

I completed vocational school

[dapper void]

Dude 1200 is cheap in Finland i think

[unreal urchin]

Ye pretty much

[dire sandal]

How did you pay for it

[unreal urchin]

Its free😂

[harsh mesa]

i wonder how

[frigid parrot]

It's not he can't pay he can't pass it

[dapper void]

Get an actual job loser

[unreal urchin]

Stay mad😂

[dire sandal]

I see

[nova tartan]

That’s Canada

[dapper void]

What if he already tried and failed

[frigid parrot]

Most likely

[dire sandal]

I am from here

[frigid parrot]

Multiple times

[unreal urchin]

Even if i fail i dont have to pay for it again😂

[frigid parrot]

So u just keep failing

Damn took me one try

[dire sandal]

But because your in school you cannot get a job?

[unreal urchin]

Nope haven't even bought it so haven't failed singe timw

[dire sandal]

Even part time?

[unreal urchin]

I completed school

[frigid parrot]

U think someone gonna choufer u their whole life bro

[harsh mesa]

u def can

[frigid parrot]

I worked 2

[dire sandal]

I see

[unreal urchin]

Nah stay mad pal ur making me laugh here😂

[dapper void]

Loser

[unreal urchin]

😂😂😂

[frigid parrot]

Ur laughing while I feel sad for u dude

[dapper void]

How can you be so fucking miserable dawg

[unreal urchin]

Very creative thinking gotta say 😂😂

[dire sandal]

Since you have completed school why not getting a job

[frigid parrot]

I hope life gets better for u man seems trash

[dapper void]

Didn't ishowspeed go to Finland and get jumped by his fans or something

[unreal urchin]

Aint walking 8km to nearest mechanic shop daily

[limpid marsh]

[harsh mesa]

it'll hit u one day my g

[dire sandal]

Bike?

[dapper void]

Public transportation bro

[real halo]

Yes ofc

[unreal urchin]

Dont own i do got a car

[real halo]

Get a job

[unreal urchin]

Dont go there

[limpid marsh]

i go 21 km to university daily for 4 years

[dapper void]

Dont go where

[frigid parrot]

Wth do u do but sit behind a computer screen

[dire sandal]

A bike isn't too much money

[unreal urchin]

And again aint walking 8km to nearest mechanic shop daily

[limpid marsh]

then return 21 km as well

[real halo]

Skill issue

[unreal urchin]

To nearest mechanic shop

[dapper void]

This guy is so insufferable bro

[unreal urchin]

Another mad one😂

[frigid parrot]

If u were a good mechanic u could own ur own shop like me dude 😭

Don't even gotta walk

[harsh mesa]

that requires investment

[unreal urchin]

Yeah except i live in nowhere and it requires money

[harsh mesa]

and since he doesnt have a job

[frigid parrot]

True

[dire sandal]

See I'm not understanding this because you sound like your making excuse

[frigid parrot]

He is

[unreal urchin]

In what way?

[limpid marsh]

well nothing is impossible but yea his situation is tough as well

[frigid parrot]

U may think it funny but we all just find u sad gng stop atp

[dapper void]

He can very well be a mechanic at a shop and get 2k-3k in his currency monthly

[limpid marsh]

[frigid parrot]

Yes and if he had sum tools he could make double that

[dire sandal]

You first say you can't afford a license then say 1000 is cheap over there and you have a car but won't drive 8km

[frigid parrot]

At home

[dapper void]

Nothing is stopping him from getting a job except for him being a little bitch

[dire sandal]

You just sound like you don't want the burden

[frigid parrot]

Yessir

[frigid parrot]

He wants attention

72 million

[limpid marsh]

guyz maybe stop the topic and be gta related , if mod comes it might be warning

[dapper void]

12k

[unreal urchin]

No drivers license, not even 10 bucks in bank account, and yes for people who have jobs 1k aint that bad in the end anything unclear anymore? And car i got as a birthday present from my dad

[harsh mesa]

5$

[dapper void]

Why couldn't you get a driver license then

What the fuck modder

[frigid parrot]

Cap

[limpid marsh]

i have nothing as mmi took everything , im in debt to repair my vehicles

[harsh mesa]

if u have an old laptop at home u can earn off that

[unreal urchin]

Parents weren't going to pay for it

[harsh mesa]

sounds like a skill issue

[unreal urchin]

No i dont

[gilded sage]

$6M

[dire sandal]

I'm not gonna get rude with him but I seem as if he is not wanting the burden of working

[dapper void]

Then why did they give u the car to look at it or something

[harsh mesa]

dont drown ur cars

[limpid marsh]

[dapper void]

I think they knew you couldn't pay for a license

[unreal urchin]

No idea father is a mysterious man

[harsh mesa]

u can get one for ~400$

[dapper void]

omfg bro

[unreal urchin]

With what money🤣

[harsh mesa]

then learn some skills and sell em

[dire sandal]

I try to avoid being rude

[cyan idol]

any free event running in game?

[harsh mesa]

u spent something on ur ps5 too no?

[unreal urchin]

Oh please id love to be mechanic

[dapper void]

Where

[dapper void]

Then do it

[unreal urchin]

This thing i got from my father and he pays the ps plus

[dapper void]

Go to Afghanistan then

[frigid parrot]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @frigid parrot

[unreal urchin]

And back to this cycle of how aint walking 8km daily

[frigid parrot]

Mods bro won't stfu

[dapper void]

Then get public transportation

[dire sandal]

This is a good idea

[dapper void]

yeh ok

[unreal urchin]

Dont go anywhere near the shop

[frigid parrot]

Someone pls text a mod

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @frigid parrot

[unreal urchin]

Yeah yeah i get it

[frigid parrot]

Thank you

So who's ready for next week vehicle cargos

[dapper void]

What's free this week btw

[cyan idol]

ya

[dapper void]

Haven't played in a minute

[frigid parrot]

Uh 2 cars in salvage yard

[cyan idol]

free?

[frigid parrot]

40% off salvage yard and 2x money

[dapper void]

Is the ramp buggy free?

[frigid parrot]

Yh

[harsh mesa]

it will be in 2 hours

1mil on logging in too

[dapper void]

Whys that

[harsh mesa]

next week update

[frigid parrot]

It changes over

[dapper void]

Oh the this week isn't over I get it

[frigid parrot]

I milked tf outta salvage yard

600k a hour practically passive

[dapper void]

bro I have a nightclub but no business that go along with it what do I do

[void gust]

When Is weekly reset?

[frigid parrot]

Should've chose mc

[dapper void]

I have a mc

[frigid parrot]

Ok buy coke

Then meth

[dapper void]

How I do that

[frigid parrot]

Go on the computer in the mc

Don't buy the cheapest one

Pls don't screw urself like that

[summer elm]

And don’t buy the one in the city

Buy the meth close the the rest of the mc business makes stuff easy

[harsh mesa]

keep saving up nc passive income and buy businesses for it

[cold garden]

Dont buy the cheapest and dont buy in the city, where to buy then?

[harsh mesa]

or spam heists

[harsh mesa]

north yankton

[dapper void]

I suck at cayo dude

[frigid parrot]

The most expensive is best

[harsh mesa]

i can carry

[dapper void]

Ok

Elite?

[cold garden]

The blue fella sounds more trustworthy ngl

[summer elm]

[frigid parrot]

It's literally kill dude on left go right kill double run between building hit a left headshot dude above jump up grab target leave

[dapper void]

That's too much information

[frigid parrot]

It's so ez

[harsh mesa]

not when ur doing duo

[summer elm]

Double if u find gate keys on the 3rd guy by the steps

[dapper void]

I never succeed in doing cayo solo once so I wouldn't know

[manic aspen]

MC businesses cheapest location for coke,meth,cash

[frigid parrot]

Duo u take extra step jump from third story on stairs hit west then wait for dude hit south then hit north

Leave

[manic aspen]

Weed in city cuz cheapest is near the moutain

[dapper void]

Is more people in cayo mean more money

[harsh mesa]

im directionally challenged

in gta

[frigid parrot]

Lmao I just done it so much gng

[harsh mesa]

duo is the best one

[dapper void]

Ok

What is the focus on secondary targets?

[proven skiff]

Are there any good mod packs for enhanced?