gta-online

[terse pine]

this is funyn

[granite lion]

Nah the dude w the Golden Fleece

[alpine bramble]

U said on the islandbro

[granite lion]

My dude the island in the show/book

Not the big JE island

[alpine bramble]

Oh thats cartoon epst

anyway

[granite lion]

Ah hell nah

[alpine bramble]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT BOG CYCLASOPTS

IK WHO U TALKING ABOUT

[granite lion]

YEES

[winter birch]

can i still use anawack even if im in bad sport ?

[alpine bramble]

Is it did-e?

[hollow geyser]

the mission

[granite lion]

NOOOOO

[alpine bramble]

Joking it’s Polyphemus

[hollow geyser]

is impossible

[granite lion]

YEEESS

[alpine bramble]

ye we all would smash Polyphemus

[granite lion]

Polyphemus be looking like usopp

[alpine bramble]

wth no

[granite lion]

YES SIR

[granite lion]

Keep going

[alpine bramble]

wait lowk who is usopp idk

[granite lion]

Sounds a bit sexual but eh

[granite lion]

Usop the bum w the slingshot

[unique lagoon]

i mean sure ig ill allow it

[alpine bramble]

We cant be this far into life that we sexualize everything bro

[granite lion]

Ain’t no way we got a Polyphemus here

[alpine bramble]

This aint even funny 😔

[terse pine]

yes it is

[alpine bramble]

Nope

[unique lagoon]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @unique lagoon

[granite lion]

Everything is sexual depends on when

[terse pine]

🥰

[alpine bramble]

We are talking about the epst side mission from gta

[granite lion]

Yo lester Lwk a bum

[alpine bramble]

Lester the mole that lives inside my home

[alpine bramble]

Ok how about “wow”

Maybe “lowk same”

[granite lion]

Wow
Women on women

[signal whale]

??

[alpine bramble]

what the fu-

[granite lion]

You just gotta think deep enough

[alpine bramble]

Ok then fan

[terse pine]

what is up with fred

[signal whale]

whete is fam

[granite lion]

Fan makes fanny

[signal whale]

💔

[alpine bramble]

Scissor

[terse pine]

you’re right where is he

[signal whale]

idk

[granite lion]

I think we know where this one’s leading

[alpine bramble]

Damn it i thought i would get u.

[granite lion]

Fred’s a bit tired

[granite lion]

You can get me anytime 😉

Yea smt wrong w my brain gng

[alpine bramble]

Im not into men

[vocal marsh]

Sure

[alpine bramble]

.

I just love gta

[alpine bramble]

sucks how i cant find a modded deluxo

[granite lion]

Does indeed suck twin

[alpine bramble]

Yep

[granite lion]

Does indeed suck

[alpine bramble]

Yep

[carmine saddle]

rest in piece to all the dogs man

like all of them not just like some

[vocal marsh]

No

[granite lion]

Don’t she got a kid otw

[vocal marsh]

Yeah

[granite lion]

INTERESTING

[ashen vector]

Can you still replay glitch casino and Cayo???

[vocal marsh]

yes

[harsh mesa]

On pc yeah

[ashen vector]

Damn what about on PS5? I think Cayo is patched. I just set up my casino again if it’s not patched I wanna replay glitch it. Not tryna do it for nothing if I lose it tho

[gray wigeon]

oh nah

why tf these kinda women ruin other lives

[vocal marsh]

selfishness

[terse pine]

hi it’s you

hi tenant

[limpid marsh]

wtf is the topic now even

[limpid marsh]

hi makki

[terse pine]

idk i’m just greeting ppl and hoping gta pops up

[keen bronze]

its still loading?

[terse pine]

no i mean the topic of gta

[keen bronze]

oh

i dont think its going to pop up anytime soon

[terse pine]

wait ur a backstabber don’t speak to me

[granite lion]

Not entirely sure what her plan is there

[terse pine]

toreador or deluxo

[keen bronze]

uh-uh

opressor mk2.

[vocal marsh]

Mk2

[terse pine]

nooooo

one or the other

[keen bronze]

great minds think alike

[terse pine]

mk2 is goated #1

[granite lion]

Nuh uh or uh uh

[terse pine]

but toreador or deluxo

[keen bronze]

yesssiririiririiriririirrir

[terse pine]

means the same thing

[gray wigeon]

no plans she’s nuts

[keen bronze]

nuh-uh

[granite lion]

Which ones better

[granite lion]

This is the better one

[gray wigeon]

toredor

[terse pine]

#community rq

[gray wigeon]

can’t imagine choosing deluxo over that

[terse pine]

it’s so bad

[karmic mirage]

Nether i dont like them too ez to use

[gray wigeon]

terrible

[alpine bramble]

One piece s2 OUT OMG

[keen bronze]

While I genuinely appreciate the thought, time, and consideration that have gone into presenting this proposal, and while I recognize the intentions behind it, I must, after careful and deliberate reflection, respectfully decline to proceed in the manner suggested, as it does not align with the course of action I consider most appropriate under the present circumstances

[terse pine]

you’re hurting my brain

[keen bronze]

[alpine bramble]

?

[terse pine]

why is every word so long

[terse pine]

“i’m a bad boy!!!”

[keen bronze]

mission succesfull?

[terse pine]

you spelt that wrong

[granite lion]

What am I reading

[keen bronze]

the more the merrier

[vocal marsh]

mid piece

[terse pine]

niobe or virtue

[alpine bramble]

I is NOT a long word

[terse pine]

worrr

[keen bronze]

mk2.

[alpine bramble]

Ur mid piece

[karmic mirage]

If im being honest the only thing I dont like but still use is the mk 2

[keen bronze]

idk why yall dont like the mk2

[alpine bramble]

I only use it for grind and to kill griefas

[keen bronze]

just because people misuse it...

[karmic mirage]

@alpine bramble agreed

[vocal marsh]

I only use mk2 to get to my hangar to get raiju to grief

[keen bronze]

well i have something else for griefers, ends with nyooo

[karmic mirage]

I mainly only use it for that too

[granite lion]

Say swr

[karmic mirage]

Otherwise I use everything else

[keen bronze]

is makki dead?

[alpine bramble]

What?

[vocal marsh]

I did that last time💔

I don't grief with mk2 tho I don't even have missiles on mine

[alpine bramble]

Who even griefs 😔

[vocal marsh]

me?

[mint turret]

💔

[alpine bramble]

The only griefing i do is destroying velum’s idk if thays there name but the cayo planes

[vocal marsh]

ppl rlly think they can drive unarmored vehicles and sell cargo in MY session

[keen bronze]

lies

[granite lion]

Bro what one piece fans shouldn’t be griefing at all

[alpine bramble]

Why

[granite lion]

Ask about peace and freedom

Let them be free to prosper

[alpine bramble]

Idc about peace

[mint turret]

One piece fans are professional griefers

[vocal marsh]

Swear I got machine guns on mk2 to take out npcs better in missions

[granite lion]

That may be true

[vocal marsh]

Not missiles

[granite lion]

Grief shows on imbd daily

[mint turret]

Explosive mg?

[vocal marsh]

Yeah

[somber talon]

there is no such thing as “griefing” if god mode isn’t involved. only skill issue

[mint turret]

Yeah skill issue for doing sell missions

[granite lion]

OK people is sleep time adios

[vocal marsh]

godmode deluxo is valid tho

[somber talon]

skill issue for not protecting ur own stock

[somber talon]

that’s griefing bcs involves god mode

[mint turret]

I will try better while doing 3 plane sell missions solo

[somber talon]

yes you will

[mint turret]

Godmode is so boring anyways

[somber talon]

i wouldn’t know. never tried and never needed it

[karmic mirage]

Yea there's always someone who tries to justify using it too

[mint turret]

Good job i guess

[somber talon]

yep

[karmic mirage]

I dont rlly mess with it if anything it shows how bad u are that u need to be unkillable to even win a fight

[somber talon]

[karmic mirage]

Got even worse when the d5 was completely bulletproof

Literally no skill to sit in a gm d5 and kill players

[alpine bramble]

Imagine using godmode

[karmic mirage]

There was a time me and practically the entire session were going after 2 ppl in a gm d5 and everyone was just ramming them and just making there life hell

[mint turret]

Can't imagine, never tried it

[alpine bramble]

I could imagine

[karmic mirage]

There was a kid that was trying to use the taxi gm at one point and I got him out with the tank and headhunter and started chasing his ass down he got so scared that he left after I wouldn't leave him alone lol

[vestal umbra]

Did anyone on Xbox one get ls car meet car

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @wary folio

[thin wolf]

why?

[vestal umbra]

I was 2 minutes late getting day 3 so I lost it

And I'm in a mission to get every las car meet

[thin wolf]

u cant buy the free one from someone it'll just be the same price as normal

[vestal umbra]

Ik I'll have to buy it

[thin wolf]

buy it normally and put on the same things

[vestal umbra]

But I gotta find someone with it

[vestal umbra]

Idk what car it is

[thin wolf]

I'd help u but im on ps4 and already customized mine

[thin wolf]

its the remus

[clever heron]

Does the deluxo from vine club not have missle

[thin wolf]

remus on ssas 2 door 1m or 1.3m without trade

[vestal umbra]

Ight thanks

[thin wolf]

no worries, i had it before and sold it to get the free one

[vestal umbra]

Yea

[karmic mirage]

@clever heron u have to install the missles now matter where u get the deluxo

But i might be wrong so take my word with a grain of salt

[vestal umbra]

So I have a agency and a vehicle workshop but I cant buy the missile jammer

[thin wolf]

that's weird, i remember vividly having it on mine

[vestal umbra]

Idk agency as on the agency to run Dr Dre missions right?

[vestal umbra]

Or is it a different one

[thin wolf]

yea

[vestal umbra]

Idk then

[thin wolf]

u sure its not there?

should be inside the imani tech thing

[vestal umbra]

I'd send a screenshot when I'm back online but you can't send screenshots in this chat

[vestal umbra]

I don't even see that

[thin wolf]

you can in media, or dm me

[vestal umbra]

I'm trying to add it to my deluxo

[thin wolf]

bruh😭

[vestal umbra]

What

[thin wolf]

weaponized vehicles don't and never will have a lock on jammer

[vestal umbra]

I'm new to this game

[thin wolf]

the remus has one if u want that

[limpid marsh]

exept ignus

[vestal umbra]

I've only been playing for like a month and a half

I didn't know that

[thin wolf]

old gen

[chrome stump]

why there’s no doomsday channel bro

[thin wolf]

old heists

[chrome stump]

im talkin about the glitch

it’s pretty new i guess

[vestal umbra]

I need to find somebody to do the pistol only challenge with me for doomsday 😭

[thin wolf]

just send it in old heists channel, "b2b doomsday glitch" or something

[chrome stump]

ahh thanks

[thin wolf]

why r u even doing that lmao

[vestal umbra]

Cuz I'm an idiot

[thin wolf]

reasonable explanation

[vestal umbra]

Just like I want to do criminal mastermind

[thin wolf]

i should prob do that one day but ik imma be the reason we lose it and i dont have 3 friends who play gta

[vestal umbra]

I have plenty of friends that play it but they're all terrible at the game

[thin wolf]

simple, play with them enough so they get good

its like buying bitcoin before it was known

[vestal umbra]

I mean I've only been playing for a month and a half and I have every single MC business except for document forgery a mansion agency facility Bunker apartment heists, auto shop arcade McKenzie hanger

[vestal umbra]

That's the issue though they can only play on Saturdays and Sundays at like 3:00 a.m. for me

[thin wolf]

i have almost everything except 2 mc businesses and a mansion and the autoshop

wait i missed like 3

the car wash, weed thingy(not mc) and the helitours business

[vestal umbra]

But you've probably been playing way longer

[thin wolf]

ywa its not a flex im js saying

[vestal umbra]

I have the car wash and the weed one I just don't do anything with them

[thin wolf]

yea thats why i havent gotten them

[vestal umbra]

I got the car wash for free because I also had the criminal Enterprise pack through buying the discs

I do have the submarine The avengers the moc the terabyte and the acid lab

[thin wolf]

i would have so much if i didnt miss black friday

[thin wolf]

only thing i regret is the svenger

[vestal umbra]

Why?

[thin wolf]

haven't really used it at all

dont get the hype about it

[rich sluice]

then you didn’t use it right

[vestal umbra]

I also have an arena war workshop and I mean the only reason I bought that was to get the issi classic

And then that was the only reason I got the mansion

[thin wolf]

ive had thst for a while but just recently bought the 370z

[thin wolf]

needs friends to be used properly

[vestal umbra]

Issi Classic fully maxed out dupe sell every 16 hrs is 1.9 fir me

[thin wolf]

idk how to dupe quite yet

havent bothered

[fossil spoke]

does anyone have an overflod entity xf can i buy it through lscm

[vestal umbra]

Check dm

I'm not sure if it works for ps but worth a shot

[urban gorge]

[frigid parrot]

I made 3m off salvage yard today while I was doing other shit

Maybe towed 4 cars

[keen bronze]

rookie numbers

[brave silo]

Am sitting in tornado cellar thinking about GTA 🙁

[thin wolf]

the addiction is crazyy

stay safe

[primal bolt]

Hello friends

[terse pine]

are you ok?

[terse pine]

hi friend

[rich gate]

hi

[golden bloom]

What version of Oz are you in

Maybe you’ll wake up in gta with ruby glass slippers

[rich gate]

zeaninen

[brave silo]

No i died 😔

[terse pine]

i like you don’t die

[tranquil oyster]

is the custom plate maker still down for anyone else?

[brave silo]

Too late am dead

[frigid parrot]

For running facility and supplying things 3m passively felt so good

[terse pine]

ok i hate you then

[terse pine]

so good or just good

[frigid parrot]

Great

[terse pine]

so great or great

[frigid parrot]

Felt amazing

[tranquil oyster]

can yall check if the custom plate maker is down for you please

[frigid parrot]

Like spiderman so amazing

[frigid parrot]

We can make custom plates again?

[terse pine]

don’t you mean makki

[tranquil oyster]

yea theres a website for it

[frigid parrot]

What bet

[grizzled oracle]

How do I get people to join mission in GTA. Nobody joins and when people join we always flop or it’s stuck at 4/5

[terse pine]

it’s on sc

[frigid parrot]

Preciate the info gng

[tranquil oyster]

but its either down atm or its been deleted idk

[terse pine]

tell them you’ll give them burger if they join

hi pan

pain

[frigid parrot]

I thought we lost it after the app

[summer elm]

Hi chat how’s the night treating everyone

Hi maki

[grizzled oracle]

I’ll try that

[terse pine]

so bad honestly💔hbu

[tranquil oyster]

dm me

[frigid parrot]

Great rn I just bought more Rockstar games

[summer elm]

I just woke up tbh so who knows about to shower tbh

[terse pine]

ew why would you morning shower just spend ur day killing npcs

[empty verge]

Or a cookie

[terse pine]

no

[summer elm]

Did u get la noire? That game is lowkey fun

[empty verge]

Catnip?

[terse pine]

go back to hiding landan who suggests a cookie

😡

[summer elm]

It’s technically 2am for me twin

[empty verge]

Cookie Monster does

Also…. Rude !

[terse pine]

that’s morning

[frigid parrot]

Downloaded that thru GTA + that and vice City and then I bought rdr2

[terse pine]

you’re a monster

[frigid parrot]

It was 80% for $20

[terse pine]

omg imagine gooch turned into cookie monster

[summer elm]

Yeah u should give it a try it’s fun

[empty verge]

You don’t know the half of it

[terse pine]

i know the full of it

[empty verge]

Mom?

[summer elm]

[terse pine]

hi son

[terse pine]

hey that’s mean

who is epsilon

[summer elm]

Scammer

[terse pine]

are you a scammer

[frigid parrot]

[summer elm]

No

[terse pine]

i think you are

[terse pine]

plz stop i don’t like it

[frigid parrot]

[terse pine]

replace it with lester

[summer elm]

[terse pine]

what’s this

[frigid parrot]

[terse pine]

a fishy

[frigid parrot]

[terse pine]

what do we think lester smells like

[frigid parrot]

It's shiny mew

[terse pine]

i’m guessing pee

[fair imp]

Goodmorning

[terse pine]

or cigarettes

[terse pine]

ugh goodmorning i guess

[frigid parrot]

Cigs and Purse candy

[terse pine]

left me alone to play tennis

[terse pine]

this is accurat

[fair imp]

You left me alone first, had no choice

[terse pine]

and a little bit of freshly cut plywood

[frigid parrot]

Nah sandalwood

[terse pine]

i needed a nap stop hating

[terse pine]

what the heck is that

[fair imp]

A type of wood

[frigid parrot]

Smells really bad lowkey

[terse pine]

so does freshly cut plywood

if you use a laser on it it’s horrible

[frigid parrot]

I love cutting cherrywood

[terse pine]

that’s what lester would smel like

[terse pine]

are you a cherry on top

[frigid parrot]

Omg 😭 cherrywood smells so good

I'm going to snort cherrywood dust

[fair imp]

I’ll join you

[terse pine]

@signal whale this guy😭

[frigid parrot]

Bet man

[fair imp]

Whatever wood ikea uses mostly, I love the smell of that

[signal whale]

💔

[terse pine]

they should put ikea in gta!!!

[fair imp]

I agree

[glad spade]

yo guys any tips for raiju

[fair imp]

GTA 6 should let us customize the furniture in our houses

[terse pine]

we have this

[terse pine]

yes

[glad spade]

its too fast for me and i cant seem to kill ground people

[fair imp]

wdym

[terse pine]

be me and it will go great

[terse pine]

penthouse example

[fair imp]

But that’s limited customization

[sleek spruce]

cayo perico Bearer Bonds 2 painting one in office and one in north storage 1 gold in south storage and rest cash pc enhanced dm (do setups with me and i will give 30%

[fair imp]

Doesn’t the raiju VTOL?

[terse pine]

why would you wanna waste time on that

[fresh magnet]

@sleek spruce, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[glad spade]

yeah

[fair imp]

Would be another thing you could do if you get bored

[terse pine]

again

kill npcs

[fair imp]

Maybe adjust your sensitivity would help

[terse pine]

target the fat npcs because they don’t fight back

[summer elm]

[fair imp]

I love when they fall after you shoot them

[terse pine]

yes they stumble

[fair imp]

That’s the beauty of it

[wide remnant]

or u help them to run and make em thin

[terse pine]

they are well rounded and beautiful

just the way they are

[wide remnant]

[terse pine]

gosh everyone is so judgy today

[frigid parrot]

[wild badger]

[wide remnant]

ive been like this since birth

[fair imp]

i think someone pissed in their cheerio's

[terse pine]

i agree

[wide remnant]

gotta make those roundballs run

[terse pine]

sometimes change is okay and 100% necessary!

[terse pine]

this is insane

[frigid parrot]

Till they land on the shotti and kill u

Happened to me on online and story

[terse pine]

i hate when bystanders become punchers

[fair imp]

funniest thing happens when you throw something on the NPC's, hide behind another NPC so that the one you hit hits the other NPC. They all start fighting and turns into absolute mayhem

[frigid parrot]

I hate when bystanders think they have a 2nd life

[terse pine]

it’s hilarious

[wide remnant]

eh

[fair imp]

even the police gets involved

[terse pine]

ughhh or when they take me out of their vehicle i stole fair and square from them

[frigid parrot]

And set a bounty after death

[terse pine]

THIS IS ULTIMATE RAGEBSIT

[fair imp]

i have a 3000 bounty set on me currently

[gray wigeon]

[fair imp]

still didnt find who wants to end me

[terse pine]

USE THE 7K ON A FUNERAL NOT MY BOUBTY

[harsh mesa]

Can i claim it

[terse pine]

ughhh hi

[harsh mesa]

I have kids to feed

[gray wigeon]

ugh it’s you

[fair imp]

if you really need to

[terse pine]

don’t you miss me🥰

[harsh mesa]

Appreciate it

[terse pine]

he doesn’t deserve it trust

[gray wigeon]

w ragebait

[harsh mesa]

Wym

[terse pine]

WOW.

[frigid parrot]

Me

[gray wigeon]

damn i hate scarmjat sm

[terse pine]

you haven’t paid me back for that burger

[harsh mesa]

[gray wigeon]

ground pound is still mine

[harsh mesa]

What burger?!

[terse pine]

i like scramjet not scramjat tho

[fair imp]

and u still havent played tennis

[terse pine]

from chicken bell

[frigid parrot]

Ooooooo called out

[gray wigeon]

u prolly was pointing a gun at him to choose bw me and him

[terse pine]

i can’t afford the fee to get in the guy hasn’t paid me back for the burger

[harsh mesa]

That was supposed to be a gift

[frigid parrot]

Me personally I wouldn't let that slide just saying

[terse pine]

WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW.

[frigid parrot]

Get up on that Makki

[terse pine]

that’s what you thought

[terse pine]

i should use a shocker on him shouldn’t i

[harsh mesa]

Either way im broke

Appreciate the burger

[frigid parrot]

Yuh press the issue I'm such a good influence

[terse pine]

ugh i don’t speak to gross brokies

[terse pine]

you’re next

[harsh mesa]

[gray wigeon]

3200$ in cash bank is empty

[near abyss]

Can anyone help me get some cash?

[frigid parrot]

I will taze u till u find a new session

[gray wigeon]

i have it worse

[terse pine]

take me where

[frigid parrot]

Taze*

[terse pine]

why are we comparing traumatic experiences of being broke

[fair imp]

it shows change

[terse pine]

but that’s mean

i like money

[frigid parrot]

Oh ik

I usually emp greifers and do that

[terse pine]

i’m telling lester on you

[frigid parrot]

So funny when their tank or jet just stops working or falling

[terse pine]

you have weird humor

ugh captain weirdo

[fair imp]

Its time to log back on and make bank

[woeful meteor]

Guys, is the benny's omw mechanic and weapons expert needed for the arena workshop? Or those are just useless things

[frigid parrot]

U don't think it's funny to see a jet that's been terrorizing ur friends just plummit

[fair imp]

i disagree with Makki, its very funny and normal

[frigid parrot]

🤣🤣🤣

[gray wigeon]

you areeeeee

[signal whale]

i once had 522 dollars in the bank at my lowest point

[gray wigeon]

mah fireeee da one

[frigid parrot]

I hate griefers they needa get dat money

[signal whale]

on god

[fair imp]

they need to go get a job

[gray wigeon]

damn

[frigid parrot]

Or play call of duty

Get a skill adjustment

[signal whale]

i was so broke that i thought the car wash repairs ur car

[gray wigeon]

i used to rob 7/11 when i first started playing the game

[frigid parrot]

U robbed em all yet

I did that lvl 1

[signal whale]

who is laughing bro

[gray wigeon]

only if u had chosen me 💔 things could’ve been diff

[terse pine]

hurry up

[signal whale]

always have bb

[gray wigeon]

me too

[signal whale]

i am

[gray wigeon]

getting 2 stars running around finding another one

[frigid parrot]

It's an achievement why I did it

[gray wigeon]

absolutely

[signal whale]

i was so broke to the point where i sold npc cars to afford ammo

💔

thank you lester

[harsh mesa]

160$ cash, that too i got mugged and bank is empty

[fair imp]

i'd turn off the game

i'd actually be done

[terse pine]

remind me to mug you then

[signal whale]

lmfao fuck

[harsh mesa]

U dont wanna know what happened to me 12 hours ago

[fair imp]

hey

[harsh mesa]

I got scammed of cmm

[terse pine]

hi hello

[terse pine]

that’s very sad

you’ve already shared that

hi tenant

[signal whale]

lmaoooo

[harsh mesa]

I shall carry the pain with me for the rest of my life

[terse pine]

yay

[frigid parrot]

Yet I added a dude on ps currently rpg spamming a lobby and job tping

[harsh mesa]

Fym yay

[limpid marsh]

i have a urge to kill and greif all ppl in a public server whats the best recommended vehicle to avoid rpgs while doing that

[terse pine]

happy for you

[limpid marsh]

[formal kraken]

hey

[harsh mesa]

Mk2

[terse pine]

do it plz use khanjali

[frigid parrot]

Nightshark / avenger

[harsh mesa]

Griefers choice

[harsh mesa]

It gets bullied

[terse pine]

hi dede

[terse pine]

not if you’re talented like me

[limpid marsh]

if pyro a good option

[frigid parrot]

Yes khanjali is fun tho my choice

[terse pine]

yes

[terse pine]

copying me

[limpid marsh]

i like its mobility

[formal kraken]

plz help me. my common.rpf was deleted and can anybody can give me its only 27 MB

[harsh mesa]

B11 better for ground targets

[frigid parrot]

Nah agreeing

[terse pine]

agree on

ok

[limpid marsh]

i have pyro ig ill buy b11

[fair imp]

how have you managed to do that?

[formal kraken]

CUZ SOME MODDED FILES BROKE THAT

[frigid parrot]

It's fun af glitch urself in the air and rain hell

[limpid marsh]

i just have a anger issue i need to resolve in public server

[harsh mesa]

Why would u play with modded files

[fair imp]

pretty self explanatory

[harsh mesa]

Meet me in a public server

[limpid marsh]

lets kill all together

[formal kraken]

CAN you plz give me that file its just 27 mb and located in main directry of gta v

[limpid marsh]

[terse pine]

hi

[timber stirrup]

Hello

[fair imp]

hi makki

[harsh mesa]

[limpid marsh]

lemme buy some vehicles for bulling

im fed up from griefers so ill be one

[harsh mesa]

Im fed up of rockstar

[limpid marsh]

become what you fear ahh

[harsh mesa]

Might aswell do some

[terse pine]

you are a tennis ball

[still ibex]

How do I claim the cars from salvage yard robberies?

[fair imp]

im a dinosaur

[harsh mesa]

U gotta pay me the full price

[terse pine]

are you really

[still ibex]

Like the comet and the lampadotti

[still ibex]

Wdym

[harsh mesa]

Lampadati*

[fair imp]

yes, a velociraptor

[terse pine]

ewww you should be a virtue

[still ibex]

So how do I get them 🥺

[harsh mesa]

U dont

[terse pine]

idk 🥺

[frigid parrot]

Gctf

[harsh mesa]

They're both shite

[fair imp]

im happy this way

[frigid parrot]

Sum cars are only obtainable thru gctf

[harsh mesa]

Be a panto

[terse pine]

but you’ll be happier as a virtue

[terse pine]

opinion rejected

[harsh mesa]

Only if it was for u

[fair imp]

if you say so makki

[terse pine]

it is

[formal kraken]

iam waiting .. if you can not help kindly tell so i will not wait

[terse pine]

thank you

[fair imp]

i wish i could help you but im on xbox

[harsh mesa]

Code common.rpf by urself

And assert dominance

[still ibex]

😔😔

[clever heron]

@terse pine

[fair imp]

@formal kraken go to #gta-tech-support

[terse pine]

hi patchouli cedar

[clever heron]

Hi

Are you doing g any hiest

[terse pine]

yes

[clever heron]

Ok

[terse pine]

danish and i are robbing fleeca bank rn

[formal kraken]

bro that's not code that file

[clever heron]

Oh

Nice

[harsh mesa]

Do something then

[wind turtle]

Do it

[terse pine]

yeah do it

[harsh mesa]

U got this

[clever heron]

Makki r u driving

[wind turtle]

DO IT THEN

[terse pine]

no

yes

[clever heron]

Oh

[terse pine]

he’s my passenger princess

[clever heron]

Ok

[fair imp]

i fear for his life

[signal whale]

thank you.

im scared shitless.

[fair imp]

i dont blame you one bit

[signal whale]

she drove a car into a river btw

[harsh mesa]

U should use a sparrow instead

[signal whale]

while she reassured me that i am safe

[signal whale]

oh you should see what shes done.

[terse pine]

focus

[signal whale]

i am

[terse pine]

no

[fair imp]

@terse pine please dont kill groundpound67

[harsh mesa]

Shouldnt u focus on driving tho

[signal whale]

#gta-media

[terse pine]

it is important focus please

[fair imp]

im looking

[clever heron]

Danish rest assured makki has been driving with more mutal for a decade he has a well known clean record

[terse pine]

i’m going to if he doesn’t focus

[signal whale]

check now

[terse pine]

he’s my little princess

[fair imp]

im dying

[signal whale]

💔

[timber stirrup]

[fair imp]

@terse pine you should not be behind the wheel of any vehicle

[terse pine]

what why

[fair imp]

who gave you your licenses

[terse pine]

i use danish’s

[fair imp]

i saw how u have been chauffeuring around danish

[terse pine]

we look alike

[terse pine]

yes i’m so kind

[fair imp]

you are going to run out of insurance money sooner than later

[signal whale]

i pay for her insurance btw

[fair imp]

so all that comes back to you? damn

[signal whale]

💔

[fair imp]

my condolences my friend

[harsh mesa]

We enjoying ez money lwk

[clever heron]

Makki please dont hit a deer

[signal whale]

at one point i went to -12500 gta dollars

💔

[terse pine]

i’ll try not to hit a deer but danish is a moose so i might hit him

[clever heron]

Ok

[terse pine]

her? don’t you mean his

[fair imp]

because of makki???

[clever heron]

Makki did you go to casino

[terse pine]

sure

[clever heron]

Did you win the car

[terse pine]

if i believe hard enough, yes

🥰

[frigid parrot]

Tell me how I went n passive and they're tryna up n atomize a issi into me

[summer elm]

What’s the car in the casino anyways

[frigid parrot]

😭

[terse pine]

they want you lil sis

[terse pine]

one with 4 wheels

and i think it has a few windows

idk fs tho

at least 1 door

[frigid parrot]

It's annoying af

[terse pine]

that’s fs

[summer elm]

Thanks Makki, I thought it was a 2 door with 1 wheel

[terse pine]

they bully you cause they like you

[frigid parrot]

It's like a og Lambo

[terse pine]

you’re so her eedu

greedy

[harsh mesa]

reaper ig

[frigid parrot]

I orbital spammed them 😁

[terse pine]

that’s rude

[frigid parrot]

Yh

[terse pine]

back in the torture chambers you go

[harsh mesa]

So u like em more

[clever heron]

I like to put proximity mines by lcsm

[frigid parrot]

They up n atomizers me with a issi

[terse pine]

you’re a diva

[frigid parrot]

They deserved it

[harsh mesa]

Valid

[terse pine]

valif🥰

[harsh mesa]

[harsh mesa]

Her eedu 🥰

[clever heron]

Or sometimes I still the moc cab n bloke it

[terse pine]

shut up😭

[terse pine]

bloke it?

[harsh mesa]

Block it

[clever heron]

Omg

[frigid parrot]

Moc so worth the buy rn for 800k

Avenger needa go on sale

[still ibex]

when i get absolute dogshit loot in cayo, can i just cancel the heist and restart?

to reroll it

[fair imp]

should i get the repo truck or should i not? the discount ends tomorrow

[frigid parrot]

Yes if it's not already scoped

[wild badger]

[still ibex]

but how can i know what loot is there if its not scoped

[frigid parrot]

No like I mean scope it but don't exit just close app

[signal whale]

who ping

[frigid parrot]

The way u worded it sounded like final

[signal whale]

yes.

[wild badger]

idk gp69

[still ibex]

yeah i meant after scoping it

[signal whale]

67*

still

[fair imp]

i smell a lawsuit

[still ibex]

since i got tequilla and terrible secondary too

[signal whale]

appreciate u bb

[wild badger]

no. they cant suppress it

[frigid parrot]

No u can only reset loot in scope

[still ibex]

what how

[frigid parrot]

My bad it's late

[terse pine]

@signal whale

[frigid parrot]

U close app during the scope out

And u can get a diff target

[harsh mesa]

Yeah just call pavel and cancel

Then pay 100k to setup again

[harsh mesa]

Wont work

[still ibex]

that will reroll?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah thats the only way to reroll

[next roost]

it might

[clever heron]

Wht bout makki

[orchid belfry]

??

[still ibex]

alright

[frigid parrot]

Rerolled my primary before back on release

But now it's better to just get what u get

[harsh mesa]

Back on release

[signal whale]

?

[harsh mesa]

Its not the same as back then

[clever heron]

%

[terse pine]

huh

[frigid parrot]

Bring a friend and tell him to be a bag for 15%

U'll get ur worth

[still ibex]

btw will it be on hard mode again or?

[harsh mesa]

My cayo has pink diamond and 6 gold rn

I just replay glitch it

[clever heron]

Makki how to visit cayo

[harsh mesa]

Nah

[clever heron]

I forget

[still ibex]

alr

[frigid parrot]

Bruhh I had that the other day but 5 n made 1.8m

[harsh mesa]

Ask lester nicely

[still ibex]

i had a diamond but fucked up the glitch once

[clever heron]

Ok

[frigid parrot]

Is the replay glitch solo

[harsh mesa]

I fucked up my panther statue 😭

[clever heron]

Can I practice with you

[hoary narwhal]

Ngl at this point I think missle jammer on cars should be a default thing

I mean, every car should have it avaiable

[harsh mesa]

No

[clever heron]

Ok

[harsh mesa]

Yeah so it gets abused by griefers

[frigid parrot]

Or just use nightshark and watch em waste time

[still ibex]

now i have to fly with the fuckass plane for 17 minutes 😭😭🙏

[harsh mesa]

Savage eats it

[frigid parrot]

I usually job tp after 7th rocket

[harsh mesa]

U can fly it as fast as a raiju

[still ibex]

what

[harsh mesa]

Yeah..

[still ibex]

wdymn

can i call in my raiju 😭💔

fucking procopio beach

exactly on the other side of the map

[frigid parrot]

Just tp ur sub bro

[harsh mesa]

Get a duo in ur org and start scope intel mission, call a raiju, one sits in raiju and one in velum, enable formation flying assist from ceo management and tell velum to follow the raiju

Fly raiju at full throttle and velum will fly at the same speed

[still ibex]

damn

too much work lmao

[harsh mesa]

Doesnt take long

Hardly one extra step

[frigid parrot]

By the time u get the plan raiju will be with u

[harsh mesa]

Yeah

[still ibex]

i need one more person tho

[harsh mesa]

Call one from lfg

[still ibex]

maybe some other time

[woeful meteor]

Just curious, do f1 wheels actually make a difference? Like if someone has modded banshee gts with f1 wheels, does the car have more traction?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah apparently

[woeful meteor]

I was like searching on internet, some say they are purely cosmetic, some say they actually increase the traction

[next roost]

no

[terse pine]

tony

[next roost]

67

[harsh mesa]

I tried a friend's f1 terminus and it felt extra traction

[next roost]

that's placebo

[frigid parrot]

More grip bro and faster but they suck off-road even tho they look great on off-road vehicles

[clever heron]

Tony

[frigid parrot]

It genuinely is more sticky

[next roost]

don't spread misinformation please

[frigid parrot]

U just don't like F1 bro 😭

[terse pine]

i like sprunk☺️

[orchid belfry]

f1 tires don’t belong on normal cars

[next roost]

I mean there's a whole spreadsheet saying the thing I mean if you want to check

[frigid parrot]

They look good on some but I completely agree

[terse pine]

gokart tire on f1

[frigid parrot]

Barrage on f1s

[terse pine]

idk what that is

creeping barrage

[alpine bramble]

Ew

[frigid parrot]

It's the act 3 vehicle with the gun and grenade launcher

[clever heron]

I have a question do gta chacters weigh the same would it affect the car

[frigid parrot]

Bikes

[terse pine]

what are you saying

[frigid parrot]

2 people on a bike makes it slower

[clever heron]

Like uh if weight affects the car

[terse pine]

no patchy

[fervent wagon]

does anyone knows if there is a way to rebind nano drone keys?

[woeful meteor]

Also, why don't I spawn in my living quarters in my businesses most of the time? Like I choose bunker as spawn point, I spawn in front of the entrace thing, not in the personal bed, same with Arcade or nightclub. Why?

[clever heron]

Yea thas wfst I meant what if you have a freind in your car would it go fast

[frigid parrot]

Car yes bike no

[terse pine]

yes patchy your friends have speed boosts

about 6%

[frigid parrot]

But just speed glitch ur vehicles

At least one for time trials

[next roost]

slower

[clever heron]

Or delivery misdiins like the boat

[frigid parrot]

They shouldn't be n the same boat to begin with

[clever heron]

Oh

U do have a point

[still ibex]

fucking bearer bonds

[fair imp]

fr

[harsh mesa]

I always spawn on my bed smh

[frigid parrot]

Better then tequila

[harsh mesa]

Arcade and garment factory spawn me standing on the bed tho

[frigid parrot]

Not worth 300k of restarts tho bro just do the heist

[still ibex]

still, trash secondary and much less than pink diamond

[harsh mesa]

I had to reroll cayo 12 times to get pink diamond

[still ibex]

definitely worth it when i do replays

[harsh mesa]

That too in the boosted week

[frigid parrot]

Exactly ur pink diamond was worthless atp

[harsh mesa]

Nah i juiced like 30mil from it since

Totally worth it

[magic lantern]

What’s up gta players

[frigid parrot]

I don't know how to do the replay glitch is it solo

[fervent wagon]

is there a way to rebind drone controls?

[magic lantern]

So I recently found out there’s a car wash you can purchase ..

[harsh mesa]

on pc yeah

[frigid parrot]

No on console tho damn

[harsh mesa]

It came out last year in june

[terse pine]

are you the guy in the picture

[magic lantern]

Yeah , I had no idea

[fervent wagon]

yes

[frigid parrot]

It's not bad safe money

[clever heron]

I jus noticed there's two car wash one in strawberry n one is like by um seoul

[still ibex]

i juiced like 15 or more from my last pink diamond

so i think its worth it to replay

[frigid parrot]

For pc

[terse pine]

strawberry mentioned?! @somber talon

[harsh mesa]

I made like 150mil from panther statue and one day forgot to replay glitch it

[still ibex]

i mean, try to get the diamond

[still ibex]

yeah, i forgot to activate the fuckass autosave

[frigid parrot]

I got the diamond twice already

[magic lantern]

And I also found out if you own a mansion, the money in your safe downstairs is determined by how much money you have in your gta bank account

[alpine bramble]

Gng 😔

[harsh mesa]

Same😭

[frigid parrot]

I got tequila 4 times n a row then finally the diamond

[still ibex]

can u repeat how to do the raiju thing tho?

[frigid parrot]

Think his insurance kicked in

[clever heron]

I know you see this strawberry

[harsh mesa]

Thats dumb

Some people spend it all on cars

[frigid parrot]

Follow it

[alpine bramble]

No

[harsh mesa]

Im NOT typing allat again

[fair imp]

focus on driving.

[harsh mesa]

Scroll up

[still ibex]

alr bro

[magic lantern]

Yup , I was disappointed… and it doesn’t even change unless you own like over 30 mil

[still ibex]

can someone help me do it tho

[terse pine]

noooo

[frigid parrot]

Lfg

[fair imp]

texting and driving is illegal

[terse pine]

or is it

[frigid parrot]

Or literally just play the game bro

[fair imp]

yes, especially when Danish is with you.

[terse pine]

NO

[magic lantern]

Who’s ready for gta 6 in November if they fucking release it?!🙋‍♀️

[clever heron]

Somkne explain why makki is being utmost los Santos most distracted driver

[frigid parrot]

Nah shits 2028 watch

[terse pine]

he’s happy being my passenger princess! i drive very smoothly

[harsh mesa]

Its sure to release in nov

[next roost]

I'm ready for it on youtube

[terse pine]

IM NOT

[fair imp]

evidence begs to differ

[magic lantern]

If you’re on pc you’re cooked you gotta wait another year

[terse pine]

he caught me at bad moments

[terse pine]

heard it was up to 18 months

[orchid belfry]

lie detector would say no

[fair imp]

u corrected yourself there in time. Cuz there was more than just one moment

[orchid belfry]

@signal whale

[frigid parrot]

Were all cooked it won't get released till they figure out the processor for it

I was mad ark 2 got pushed back to 2028

[harsh mesa]

Yk the latest ps5 leak.. some important stuff got leaked that'll allow ps5 emulation

[alpine bramble]

Thats 1.5 years

[signal whale]

#community

[terse pine]

good math buddy

[magic lantern]

Uhm no the rumors were that they’re gonna release on console first and pc users have to wait another year prior

[clever heron]

That's 720 days

I think

[frigid parrot]

Emulators exist

[harsh mesa]

And sony cant fix it unless they decide to brick every single ps5 they ever sold

[alpine bramble]

78 weeks

[terse pine]

no he is so happy

[magic lantern]

Like what?

[orchid belfry]

#community

[frigid parrot]

They'd have to give me a new one or ide be pissed

[harsh mesa]

Idr the name of it but its something

[harsh mesa]

They're not doing it dw

[clever heron]

Makki go to music locker n dance

[magic lantern]

Well.. whatever I’ll be waiting , gonna be the few to pre-order

[frigid parrot]

Twin so proud

[magic lantern]

You guys remember that dude that got locked up and he was like pleading cus he couldn’t get to play gta 6

[frigid parrot]

Bro should've kept playing GTA 5 wouldn't be locked up

[magic lantern]

Haha

[harsh mesa]

One guy with terminal cancer also got gta6 beta 😭

[magic lantern]

Huhhhhhhhhhhhh

[alpine bramble]

U remember that guy who got locked up because he was hacking and releasing rockstar game gta6 vids

[frigid parrot]

Bet it lagged

[frigid parrot]

Yh

[harsh mesa]

Ofc it isnt completed yet

[magic lantern]

wtf that’s not fair

[alpine bramble]

Bro there finna die fym not fair

[magic lantern]

So …

[harsh mesa]

He wont be alive by the time it releases

[alpine bramble]

if u wnna play get cancer bro

[frigid parrot]

It's not fair he has terminal cancer

[magic lantern]

Tons of people got cancer and he’s the only one who gets it

[frigid parrot]

He asked

Most ask for spiderman

[alpine bramble]

Gng not everyone asked to play

who tf would wnna spend there wish playing gta6 😔

[frigid parrot]

Most people who can't get outta bed who love GTA

[alpine bramble]

LOL FR

[frigid parrot]

He can't ask for a cruise

[still ibex]

bro istg

[harsh mesa]

Coz his family member is a ubisoft developer who reached out to rockstar

[still ibex]

this fuckass velum crashed

[alpine bramble]

Meeting a actor is way better

[magic lantern]

Oh that makes sense the rich get everything on a silver platter

[frigid parrot]

This sounds like operators error at sum point

[harsh mesa]

Fr

[alpine bramble]

I mean ofc there rich lol

why wouldnt they?

[frigid parrot]

Why would I wanna meet a actor I can see on tv constantly

[harsh mesa]

[alpine bramble]

Because it’s better irl

or u can wish for a baddie

[frigid parrot]

What for them to act like they care ur dieing

😭

[alpine bramble]

Ion know

[frigid parrot]

Ide rather see the mountains

[magic lantern]

So I tried to hired associates a few days ago and people accepted immediately, now nobody wants to work for me haha lazy asses

[alpine bramble]

Js saying i wouldnt personally spend my wish on gta6

[harsh mesa]

Rockstar has history with giving early access to cancer patients tho

[still ibex]

my rage is gonna be put out on randoms in a public sesh

[frigid parrot]

I feel bad for my friends they get money to buy businesses but I just drag em to do my shit

They buy em for no reason

[magic lantern]

Pretty sure that shit ain’t finished anyway

[frigid parrot]

He prolly got the story mode

[magic lantern]

Gonna be miserable playing beta

[alpine bramble]

Then blow them up at there hq

[frigid parrot]

Which I'm no lifing story mode it looks so good

[harsh mesa]

Ofc it isnt lol.. but he got to play it before anyone else

Except devs and testers

[magic lantern]

Good for him idc lol

I’ll wait like the rest

[harsh mesa]

Nah its still better than alpha

[alpine bramble]

😔 ^

[frigid parrot]

Can't wait to play as the dude the girl sounds problematic

[alpine bramble]

Lowk they both look so bad

[magic lantern]

That’s actually a good reminder … Jason or Lucia …

[harsh mesa]

Lore would be awesome tho since prison is involved

[alpine bramble]

Im so ready to run over lgbt people

[harsh mesa]

Its supposed to have 45 hours of story mode

[frigid parrot]

Yes I just hope it super immersive like two different campaigns

[harsh mesa]

Its still a rumor

[magic lantern]

100% it’s gonna be a lousy romantic story I’m gonna cringe the entire story mode

[alpine bramble]

I could do it irl if it isnt ingame

[frigid parrot]

A badass romantic story

[magic lantern]

You don’t know that

[harsh mesa]

💀

[silk rover]

😴

[alpine bramble]

Negative queen over here 😔

[frigid parrot]

Be careful wat u say tho bro rules still do apply

[magic lantern]

I just don’t like romantic shit lol