gta-online

[fresh magnet]

@nocturne island, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[fair imp]

Not allowed

[lime reef]

[wild badger]

yesyes

[fair imp]

I’d recommend getting kosatka with sparrow

[pliant kestrel]

I heard cayo was really hard though

[fair imp]

Approximately 4.08mil but you can get it easily by joining heists with people

[wild badger]

no just shoot guy, steal target, jump off a cliff

[fair imp]

Not too hard, there are plenty of guides on yt

[vocal marsh]

Just get deluxo

[pliant kestrel]

whats a deluxo

[fair imp]

For a level 6 player a deluxo is a little bit out of reach

[wild badger]

its a flying bike

[fair imp]

Flying car

[jolly ember]

yo whats the cheapest vehicle workshop?

[vocal marsh]

arena workshop for weaponized if u meant

in general lscm

[orchid belfry]

it’s a flying ufo

[vocal marsh]

or ls customs

[jolly ember]

yes weaponized vehicle workshop

im gonna put mg on my revolter

[copper ginkgo]

Mission row 1.67 million

[jolly ember]

whats the cheapest WEAPONIZED vehicle workshop

[vocal marsh]

i think u need agency for that

[graceful cove]

Anyone join me to do power play 5 on ps5

[copper ginkgo]

MOC I think

[fresh magnet]

@graceful cove, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[green cove]

Glory to rockstar games

[fair imp]

I think people have went to sleep

A bit of a shame

[mental nexus]

Nah

[fair imp]

The night is young

[mental nexus]

Im just a bit bored rn

[pliant kestrel]

MOC with the Vehicle and weapon workshop is going to run you better. Avenger is too costly, arena workshop with the weapons expert is a wee bit more costly than the MOC by a smudge but its going to be like ~1.7-8m estimated for just the MOC with the vehicle and weapon workshop

[vocal marsh]

moc should be on sale rn too

if you get phantom custom

[fair imp]

What time is it for you

[mental nexus]

9:16 pm

[fair imp]

so ur 3 hours behind me

You down to play in the morning/afternoon?

[mental nexus]

Idk tbf

I dont have gamepass

[fair imp]

GTA

[gray wigeon]

hop on pc instead

[fair imp]

I’m planning to get a pc

Just waiting for the right time

[gray wigeon]

ye def not the right time

[fair imp]

Prices are crazy

But besides that, I’m just waiting till I move back to Poland. I’ll be moving in may

After living in Abu Dhabi for my whole life

Then I’ll get myself a pc

[wind orbit]

i got 8 mil in the bank,what would be a useful or fun purchase (gta money)

[waxen crescent]

Hii

[sharp tiger]

Donate the hard working guy in the nightclub bathroom

[wind orbit]

bet

[jagged sedge]

yes m8, we didn't think it was real money

[fair imp]

What do you have as in businesses?

[sharp tiger]

I think if you donate 1k you get a rare outfit

[wind orbit]

why was i mutted

[sharp tiger]

Wut

[jagged sedge]

automod, try not to evade it

[faint spear]

What

[wind orbit]

nvm

[faint spear]

[wind orbit]

ik jjk

[faint spear]

Try to not evade automod?

Am I dumb

Isn't that bad

[vocal marsh]

bypass words that get moderated

[faint spear]

Yeah ik

I'm probably stupid

[jagged sedge]

allegedly

[vocal marsh]

retake mod school before returning 🙏

[faint spear]

I have never been filtered for saying bad words

[jagged sedge]

[faint spear]

No, my mind thought Siranium was telling ppl to evade automod filters 😭

[vocal marsh]

I got timed out for that so many times but each timeout was appealed cuz i had good intentions

[fair imp]

May God bless you for your good intentions

[faint spear]

I tried saying "bad word" account and got filtered and forgot

[wind orbit]

coca cola,grass,cash creation,sporting goods,nightclub,kosatka if u count it,corrosive liquid lab,cargo and shipments and pharmaceutical reaserch

[fair imp]

Oh damn you have it all

[vocal marsh]

U can say cocaine and weed

[wind orbit]

oh ok

[vocal marsh]

And methamphetamine

No way i spelled that right

Out of everything

[fair imp]

That’s why I laughed, cuz I certainly wouldn’t be able to

[wind orbit]

lol thank you i started playing in january

[vocal marsh]

Gta gives you knowledge

[fair imp]

That’s impressive

[vocal marsh]

I learned to kill my competition, stealing from others because it's cheaper then buying and how to waste money on hobbies 💯

[fair imp]

Ive been playing for a week and only have kosatka, auto shop. Am I done for?

[wind orbit]

thanks i have no job and am 15 so i dont rly have much else to do

[vocal marsh]

You good

Get sparrow

[fair imp]

First thing I did was get kosatka + sparrow

[wind orbit]

nope ur good, i also have auto shop i forgot to say

[vocal marsh]

Get agency next

[fair imp]

How much is the cheapest agency

[vocal marsh]

2m

[amber furnace]

Bro that’s impressive. My first week of gta v I was stuck doing Dax missions. 😭

[fair imp]

So that’s like 2 cayos

[wind orbit]

but to be fair i bought the game when it was on discount and had criminal enterprise

pack

[vocal marsh]

Criminal pack and career builder made it so easy to start in gta

[fair imp]

I played on legacy before. Didn’t know enchanced existed. Got a new enchanced account and got the starter money and used it to buy auto shop. Then I sold 2 delivery cars, did cayo with some people and got my own kosatka and sparrow

I followed some advice I found online and turned out well

[wind orbit]

fr i got bunkher

[amber furnace]

I was stuck on those missions for ages, would always rage at them.

[vocal marsh]

Used my free bunker for research only

[fair imp]

Some of the missions give me gray hairs

[somber talon]

[fair imp]

what’s up

[agile star]

yo

i have an announcement

[fair imp]

What’s up

[agile star]

my gf and i are having a baby

[fair imp]

I mean congrats

[agile star]

ty

[amber furnace]

Congrats bro.

[agile star]

ty

[long cedar]

How try to make un dooms setups

[fair imp]

Doomsday setups in facility

[wide remnant]

u mean facility

[fair imp]

Yeah my bad

[bleak pawn]

Blowing my sales up and then leaving instantly i swear to you this guy shit his pants from how scared he was who let this mommas boy on a oppressor

[fair imp]

😂😂😂

[somber talon]

just go to sleep bro

u lost ur money

[viral coral]

I'm not going to lie, I'm really sad that the salvage yard double money bonuses are going to be over soon because I've been really enjoying it, having made so much good money doing the tow truck delivery service and everything else. Before, I was at $118 or $119 million, but now I'm reaching up to $130 million, all thanks to the tow truck delivery services for the salvage yard, so I'm going to miss making so much good money from it.

[somber talon]

[bleak pawn]

Im trying to find an empty session to sell my stuff because i keep getting kicked out of invite only sessions

[wide remnant]

then switch to closed friend

[bleak pawn]

Doesn’t help

[fair imp]

Invite only or close friend

No it must help

[somber talon]

public then turn off wifi for 1 sec

if selling and see an mk2, turn off wifi for 1 sec too and they'll disappear

[somber talon]

ok so $10 mil and how long have u been doing that business

[bleak pawn]

Kicked out lol

[fair imp]

How were you kicked out of your own private session 😭😭

[somber talon]

maybe contact rockstar support ig? also try #gta-tech-support

[bleak pawn]

Bro idk im guessing maybe internet connection but how can it run a 28 player session but not a solo player session

[pearl comet]

yooo

[fair imp]

Try completely closing GTA or restarting your PS

[fair imp]

yoooo

[somber talon]

and send a screenshot of the "kicked out" eror msg in that channel

[somber talon]

hi

[bleak pawn]

It has happened before so restarting wouldn’t help

[agile star]

just do it on a public one and get 2 people to defend u

[fair imp]

try doing what @somber talon said

[pearl comet]

wassup with you ?

[bleak pawn]

Its not that easy lol

[agile star]

what is ur banner

[agile star]

yes it is

[fair imp]

My banner?

[bleak pawn]

Uhh no? I always invite everyone in the session to join lol

[agile star]

@somber talon nice banner

[agile star]

get 2 friends

[bleak pawn]

Don’t have any

[somber talon]

haha ty

[agile star]

whats her name

[azure condor]

go to friends only sessions

[agile star]

do u have ps4 version of gta

[bleak pawn]

Ps5

[somber talon]

lara croft

[agile star]

thanks

[agile star]

sell in a session with 15 people or sum

dont think anyone would care about u

[bleak pawn]

I just did that and got blown up

[fair imp]

Or sell in a session with low level players

[agile star]

is that u in the pfp

[somber talon]

probably

[agile star]

ok

[somber talon]

is that u in ur pfp

@agile star

[young osprey]

Cba

[vocal marsh]

cba

[young osprey]

Cbc

[fair imp]

What’s your plan for those 20mils

[young osprey]

Huh?

[fair imp]

Spooky

[young osprey]

Yo wtf

Its not halloween yet

Bro gtfo

[elfin relic]

wth is happening

[young osprey]

I have no idea

[viral coral]

Well, I started doing that business since the new weekly update dropped last week on Thursday early morning, around 5:02 or 5:06 am.

[woven pumice]

Wsg chat

[pearl comet]

yoooo

[young osprey]

There's a bisexual tryna fuck people

[elfin relic]

damn mods are here now

[terse pine]

hi mental woma

n

hi zinnia

[elfin relic]

hi

[woven pumice]

Why I’m I lvl 5 on my roles but I’m lvl 162

[fair imp]

Oh you are in fact alive

[woven pumice]

💔 🥀

[pearl comet]

yooo

[elfin relic]

hi

[terse pine]

are you happy now

[fair imp]

Very happy

[terse pine]

ok good

[fair imp]

But now I’m going to sleep

[terse pine]

now we can play tennis

no you must play tennis

[young osprey]

I played tennis with Jimmy then killed him after I lost

[terse pine]

you are a very nice person

[young osprey]

Ik

[woven pumice]

That’s very nice of u

[young osprey]

It's the shot that counts

Thought*

[fair imp]

I’m very tired it’s 1am, a little late for tennis

[terse pine]

no

[vocal marsh]

He got banned

[terse pine]

grandpa

[young osprey]

Gooc

Omg

[elfin relic]

lmao

[vocal marsh]

🥀

[elfin relic]

there def mod hiding

[young osprey]

Why is this mf still here

[fair imp]

💔💔

[elfin relic]

yea mod deleting them

or they got a bot to auto delete his messages

[vocal marsh]

!purge 999

[elfin relic]

so u delete messages to make urself look cooler. WOW THATS SO CRAZY

[wintry river]

lets not

[elfin relic]

can u ban him already

[young osprey]

Ok

[elfin relic]

the kiwi man

[young osprey]

He making me feel uncomfortable

[wintry river]

done

[elfin relic]

tyyy

[terse pine]

🥰

[young osprey]

Does he even play gta?

[vocal marsh]

Nah

[young osprey]

In other news gta v's matchmaking is FUCKED

[wild badger]

duviet doing da due diligence

[fair imp]

fr

[young osprey]

I wanna revisit the old heists but no one uses matchmaking

[orchid yew]

Yo is adding .com at the end of your discord username a normal thing im genuinely so confused

[young osprey]

Ion know

[wild badger]

your best bet is making friends here

[young osprey]

They all at school

I got suspended

[wild badger]

im tb in the server

[frigid parrot]

How do I do the 10m challenge

[young osprey]

Someone joined

Then left

Fuckin hate those type people

[vocal marsh]

1. get 4 people
2. do all apartment heists and set ups from fleeca job to pacific heist without dying

[frigid parrot]

Oh ok bet

[fair imp]

@terse pine 🎾

[elfin relic]

gl trying find smart ppl durring prison break

[terse pine]

that’s offensive

[fair imp]

How so?

[frigid parrot]

I got me n my buddy just 2 non brain dead peeps

[terse pine]

what a bad boy

[terse pine]

because i want to play tennis

i am the goat at tennis

they call me the never misser

[young osprey]

🍆

[frigid parrot]

Go beat the tennis champion

[fair imp]

We’ll see about that

[terse pine]

what’s her username

[terse pine]

i will out tennis you

[frigid parrot]

Get at me in golf

[terse pine]

i’ll beat you with a golf club

[frigid parrot]

😭

[terse pine]

yes that will be you

[young osprey]

Kaboom

[fair imp]

Very confident. Maybe even too confident

[terse pine]

don’t cry little jamie

[young osprey]

Kablow

[terse pine]

no i am the queen of all tennis and golf club beating

[fair imp]

What about padel or badminton?

[terse pine]

i cannot speak about those here

only in community

[fair imp]

my sincere apologies

[terse pine]

it’s not ok

[fair imp]

Who peed in your Cheerios this time?

[terse pine]

i think it was que

[fair imp]

damn

[frigid parrot]

Golf club vs AR

[terse pine]

you’re built like ar

what is an ar

[fair imp]

That’s a compliment

[frigid parrot]

Yea

An assault rifle

[terse pine]

ok i will take it from you

[fair imp]

You cannot take it back you complimented him

[terse pine]

and then o can beat you with both

[terse pine]

he’s a horseman

[frigid parrot]

Built like a AR undoubtly

[terse pine]

doubtly

so many doubts

[frigid parrot]

U said it

[terse pine]

no

[frigid parrot]

U have self doubt

🥲

[terse pine]

no i’m not lessie the lester

or pavel the gut

[frigid parrot]

Bet ur azi

[terse pine]

who

[frigid parrot]

🤣

I'm playing

[terse pine]

stop laughing ok i don’t want you to enjoy

who is azi

[fair imp]

Get new Cheerio’s

[terse pine]

i don’t like

those

[fair imp]

coco pops then

[terse pine]

i like gta

i can only speak of cereal in community

[fair imp]

Get new gta then

[frigid parrot]

Gas cereal

[terse pine]

but i am the grand thefter

[terse pine]

is that sage

safe

[fair imp]

No auto?

[terse pine]

sometimes

[fair imp]

There’s one way to find out

[terse pine]

i like to theft npc cash

[frigid parrot]

Coco Puffs are like peak u get cereal and chocy milk

[terse pine]

guys i need a nap

grind gta ok

[fair imp]

what is this

[terse pine]

don’t get off until 5 billion

[fair imp]

What happened to tennis

[small sentinel]

for fucks sake i cant customize the mansions heli

[terse pine]

i ate it

[terse pine]

hi

[frigid parrot]

Y

[broken leaf]

hi makki

[terse pine]

hi khanjali

oh wow

[small sentinel]

y?

[frigid parrot]

Y'all should hug

[frigid parrot]

Yea ion have it so like can u not is it ugly

[broken leaf]

i think i need to sleep

[frigid parrot]

Fs do

[terse pine]

twin no

grind gta

[frigid parrot]

Sleep is amazing

[terse pine]

you need to stop

[small sentinel]

its not ugly its just i wanted to get it a different color thats the entire reason i got the richman aswell to make it fit, blue doesnt fit with it

i demand a refund lowk

[frigid parrot]

Ah fair

[terse pine]

affair

[fair imp]

You also grind GTA instead of napping. What is this manipulation from your side??

[terse pine]

im cool so im at 6b

[fair imp]

I don’t believe that for a second

[wild badger]

the b stands for bucks

[terse pine]

billion bucks

[fair imp]

Then it would be bb

[terse pine]

bb

6bb

[fair imp]

Too late

[wild badger]

6 bucks broke

[terse pine]

i have so many bb

[terse pine]

no why

i am nice to you today let me be 6billioj rich

[wild badger]

me when i lie

[fair imp]

Oh yeah? You blamed him for pissing on your cheerios

[terse pine]

no

[wild badger]

que

[terse pine]

i blamed trevor

[fair imp]

[terse pine]

stop drooling

not nap time

it is time to buy a bus

[fair imp]

An airbus

[terse pine]

no

airport bus

[toxic void]

[fair imp]

Cobus 1000?

[terse pine]

hi trapy

[terse pine]

idk

[toxic void]

helo

[terse pine]

it’s called airport buses

[fair imp]

Otherwise known as a cobus

Wish it was a thing in gta

[toxic void]

cobus

[swift temple]

hi

[toxic void]

heya

[cyan spear]

Heyy there does someone have a mansion here ? Need to do a merge Glitch, but still poor

[toxic void]

i have a mansion

first time hearing about a merge glitch

[cyan spear]

Its Just a gltch to pute a shose on an outfit

[fair imp]

[cyan spear]

Could y help ?

[steel venture]

oh shit sorry

[broken leaf]

i have an infinite amount of money

[cyan spear]

How

[toxic void]

sure why not

[small sentinel]

mind if i hold some

[cyan spear]

Texted y hahaha

[broken leaf]

using modded heists

[swift temple]

Did you read the last chrapter?

[swift temple]

Hello khanjali

[broken leaf]

hi

[toxic void]

of?

[swift temple]

Jjk modulo

[swift temple]

Did you upgrade?

[broken leaf]

whats that

[toxic void]

reading it through tiktok

[swift temple]

Jujitsu kaisen a anime

[toxic void]

it ended right

[swift temple]

my boy don't larp

[broken leaf]

nooo i forgot to change my pfp

[swift temple]

I'll give you a link brother

[vast sandal]

Was playing GTA and my FPS just took a nosedive to like 5 and just stayed there

Didn't fix until restart

wth

[stone bear]

best location for weed business?

[toxic void]

i dont know any websites bro 😭

[vast sandal]

desert

[broken leaf]

antartica

[copper ginkgo]

Cheapest one

[swift temple]

I'll dm you I got you

[toxic void]

aight ty

[stone bear]

tried it the weed froze and quality went bad

[broken leaf]

what do u unlock at rank 25 in this channel

[swift temple]

Mk2 channel

[broken leaf]

is that everything?

[swift temple]

Yup

[broken leaf]

900 xp to go

[fair imp]

I don’t have rank 25 and I have MK2 channel

[broken leaf]

how

[swift temple]

Can you type

[fair imp]

Rank 25 in the discord or gta?

[swift temple]

no don't think you can

[broken leaf]

discord

[broken leaf]

i cant

[fair imp]

I can’t, just checked

[swift temple]

Yeah

[fair imp]

What’s the purpose of the MK2 channel

[vocal marsh]

a more normal chat with no cooldown basically

[swift temple]

I used to be in the big boys league till my main acc didn't work no more

[swift temple]

Yes get to hang out with the high ranking guys

[fair imp]

That seems glorious

[swift temple]

most people use community even after getting it

[fair imp]

Community tends to be chaos from what I’ve experienced

[wild badger]

its usually chill topics feel thrown into a wheel tho

[crimson karma]

Justice for everyone who got CMM glitches more than halfway through

[wild badger]

same here though

[signal whale]

my friend got reset halfway through dcmm

for no reason

[tidal juniper]

Doing bogdan replay glitch with anyone

[fresh magnet]

@tidal juniper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @signal whale

[crimson karma]

My friend got reset at like 19/26

[signal whale]

😭

[crimson karma]

It was painful for us, I cant imagine how painful for him

[signal whale]

we loaded into a setup and he immediately got reset

[crimson karma]

We finished a setup before he got violated

[signal whale]

💔

[lavish quarry]

Is it only the host who gets 1m for dr Dre?

[vocal marsh]

yes

[lavish quarry]

Thx

[fair imp]

Kinda sad

[limpid folio]

Haha dead chat

[vocal marsh]

ur fault

[limpid folio]

Nuh uh

[sly lark]

Yo yo

[steep zealot]

[fair imp]

Cargo bob

[signal whale]

never seen so many people react to a level up

[vocal marsh]

i dont remember releasing it but ok

[loud mica]

[wintry river]

@rich sluice@wind turtle@graceful turtle shitposting/trolling is not allowed in this channel

[graceful turtle]

"no memes in general"

[worldly turret]

Hello chat

[wind turtle]

My fault im brand new here

[loud mica]

Anyone else get sick of the heat reduction jobs for the money laundering businesses? I've just let them sit locked for months now

[agile star]

what

[agile star]

thats what i said

why u repeating it

[somber talon]

idk maybe i’m asking u the same question

[agile star]

oh yeah it is

do u like it

[nova tartan]

[somber talon]

i think @terse pine might be interested

[agile star]

oh hell no

i dealt with him before

67 alpha bro thats already a sign nobody wants to deal with a person like that

[toxic void]

wise man

[somber talon]

speak for urself lil bro

[trail jewel]

I already like you

You're a good guy

[thorny token]

Can hackers make it so they teleport somewhere else before they get orbed ?

[lusty narwhal]

shit rockstar error cant login

[fresh magnet]

@glacial flint, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[halcyon bane]

I mean you can do that legit

I don’t see why hackers wouldn’t be able to

[thorny token]

You got mind powers to know when someone is gonna orb you ?

[tidal wharf]

I Have GTA 5 in my PC From 7 years and how can I be able to play GTA 5 Online in same version it's showing sign in to social clubs to enter online but I already did

[thorny token]

And I mean teleport away in like a second before it hits

Seems sus to me

[signal whale]

she is very interesting

[somber talon]

i love big mac

[signal whale]

big mac

??

[slim wigeon]

1v1 me Boom Beach

[somber talon]

[slim wigeon]

[somber talon]

[slim wigeon]

[signal whale]

no

[slim wigeon]

Awe man

[molten juniper]

Svinjacc njac njac

[somber talon]

[signal whale]

i dont wanna get on pc rn and im not good at pvp

its something i prefer not to do

[slim wigeon]

It’s a mobile game

[somber talon]

u still have games on ur phone?😭

2026

[slim wigeon]

No

[toxic void]

[somber talon]

so what this mean?

[gentle torrent]

Does anyone know any good gta online racing playlists

[summer elm]

[gentle torrent]

Or other discords

[slim wigeon]

cuz he said pc even tho its mobile game

[somber talon]

[somber talon]

[signal whale]

gta isnt a mobile game

??

[toxic void]

it is bro

[slim wigeon]

notice the boom beach after I said 1v1

[swift temple]

ground pound may we ask why the sudden change of the number 69 to 67

[toxic void]

i know the method

[slim wigeon]

[orchid belfry]

he got warned by mods

[signal whale]

idk what that is

[swift temple]

for having 69?

[signal whale]

i got warned and was told to change the 69

[slim wigeon]

Then nvm

[slim wigeon]

Deadass?

[orchid belfry]

it’s a mobile game

[signal whale]

yeah

i asked why its inappropriate

[slim wigeon]

That’s dumb

[swift temple]

That's stupid

[signal whale]

and they said its because of 69

[tranquil oyster]

has the custom plate creator website been deleted?

[signal whale]

in a game thats full of sex

and drugs

[signal whale]

no

[tranquil oyster]

its not working for me

[signal whale]

and fucking robbing

and stuff like that

[slim wigeon]

yeah cuz that makes sense

[tranquil oyster]

or is it down at the minute

[solar needle]

you forgot crimes i think, like murder

[somber talon]

[slim wigeon]

that’s like telling someone who’s paralyzed from the waist down to not use a wheelchair

[sullen estuary]

Hello

[hushed bane]

You're talking about a game where sexual references are all over the places,Route 68 is a clear example of sexual allusion

[slim wigeon]

[somber talon]

[orchid belfry]

@signal whale hop on

[swift temple]

Strawberry you gotta give us theese stickers

[slim wigeon]

not sure

[slim wigeon]

W bleach pfp

[somber talon]

[swift temple]

thanks man

[slim wigeon]

[signal whale]

alr

[signal whale]

i dont like this

[somber talon]

me neither

[signal whale]

there are even genetalia jokes all over the game

[signal whale]

yeah, and committing like every war crime

[somber talon]

someone just blew up my vehicle

[signal whale]

smfh

[hushed bane]

Yet rockstar still whines about profanity in texts

[somber talon]

suffering time

[signal whale]

the word missile is profanity btw

[slim wigeon]

Good

[agile star]

just did

[toxic void]

bro what

[hushed bane]

In a game where cops shout at you stuff life "FUUUCKIN LIBERAL!!!"

[agile star]

fr

[somber talon]

[signal whale]

yeah

i sent a guy a text saying

use your missiles

got censored

[toxic void]

sensitive ass filter

[agile star]

fr

[somber talon]

“nobody wants to deal with a person like that”

i would. .

[signal whale]

according to wall, rockstar is censored too

you have to say Rockstar for it to work

[hushed bane]

Lol that's so dumb

[signal whale]

on god

yk the part i dont get

[somber talon]

bro speak for urself😭 @agile star

[signal whale]

i had groundpound69 for more than two weeks

before getting warned

💔

[slim wigeon]

[somber talon]

i put smtg in ur drink

[halcyon bane]

[signal whale]

no you didnt

[toxic void]

didnt use text chat so much i didnt know it was that bad holy

[somber talon]

[somber talon]

yes i did

[signal whale]

im not sure if this is a playstation issue only though, but i do know its true

[halcyon bane]

bro the phone is so buns

[slim wigeon]

I do every type of drug known to mankind so I can take it

[toxic void]

i hate how they made the chat only through phones on enchanced

[halcyon bane]

And my next ban imma get my PSN perm banned

[slim wigeon]

Nice try tho

[somber talon]

hopefully u make it to gta 6

[slim wigeon]

been doin it since I was 5 months I’m chillin

[slim wigeon]

I just gaslight people in trying to kill me then I spam orb them

[agile star]

just did are u looking for my attention

[agile star]

thanks for making my msg appear more

[slim wigeon]

Probably is

[toxic void]

im too broke for that

how much does one orb cost anyways

[agile star]

how much is the orbital cannon

[slim wigeon]

Idk, I forgot, I have 800 mil so

[agile star]

not how much to shoot it

[signal whale]

like 750k

[toxic void]

DAMN

[rich gale]

750 k for automatic shots while 500k for manual

[agile star]

HOW MUCH TO GET IT IN THE FACILITY

[somber talon]

[agile star]

NOT HOW MUCH TO SHOOT IT

[slim wigeon]

2 dollars

[toxic void]

uh

[somber talon]

u pinged me and i only responded

[rich gale]

2 million I think

[halcyon bane]

750k for automatic and 500k for manual

[wintry river]

why are still on legacy

[agile star]

reply pinged u not actually pinged u theres a difference

[somber talon]

tf would i be engaging in convo with u

[toxic void]

its 900k to get the orbital cannon

[agile star]

thanks leon

[agile star]

i dont know maybe u like me

[somber talon]

i don’t like the fact that if i start on enhanced my progress won’t update on both

so just never went on it

[toxic void]

oh thats a lot for one shot 😭

[loud mica]

You're living in the past man

[signal whale]

damn thats expensive

[somber talon]

is it that good?

[toxic void]

then again its a guaranteed kill i think

[loud mica]

Could be 🤔

I still play San Andreas for the nostalgia

[somber talon]

i also feel like more gm players and bs like tht would be on there

[slim wigeon]

That’s not a lot, I just have a modded cayo for 100 mil per person

[signal whale]

gm?

oh

god mode

[loud mica]

From what I've heard, yuppp lol

[somber talon]

ye

[halcyon bane]

I swear there’s more modders om legacy than enhanced

[toxic void]

and i thought i was onto something when i was doing replay glitches

[signal whale]

thats why u play inv only

[unique dawn]

servers down?

[slim wigeon]

I got that too

[somber talon]

way too boring

[toxic void]

ive made 100 mil the entire time ive played this game bro

u can make that in one modded heist im jealous 😭

[wide remnant]

fr

[unique dawn]

does servers work for you?

[loud mica]

Unless I'm trying to get thru setups or something specific, publics all day

[halcyon bane]

Real

[slim wigeon]

I’ve made around 2 billion

[drowsy pollen]

Yess

[summer elm]

Yeah public lobbies all day, never know you might meet cool people

[wide remnant]

now its irl time

[toxic void]

sheesh

[slim wigeon]

Wanna see my bank acc?

[wide remnant]

no

[loud mica]

Been with my crew almost 4 years now after meeting them outside the casino dancing on my festival bus

[slim wigeon]

Good

[wide remnant]

i got 13 cents

[signal whale]

i have 14

[slim wigeon]

I got enough

[summer elm]

I meet most of my crew through car meets

[unique dawn]

am i only one who can't connect to pc servers ?

[wide remnant]

rookie nos gotta pump it down

[toxic void]

how do yall get friendly people

[slim wigeon]

I’m on rn

[toxic void]

i get blown up for breathing wrong

[slim wigeon]

I kill them until they submit

[signal whale]

15 cents

[wide remnant]

fr

[unique dawn]

i've got rockstar game service offline 🙁

[loud mica]

Makes sense if that's what you're into. I've met great crews that host sumo remix tourneys and custom playlists and what not too. Tons of great people in the community

[summer elm]

[loud mica]

That's how you filter out people you don't wanna be friends with. They do the work for you

[trail jewel]

Nah I'm speaking for him too

[toxic void]

asserting your dominance

[slim wigeon]

I’m only level 25 so it does upset a few people

[somber talon]

[slim wigeon]

Don’t be rude to pain like that

[toxic void]

i expected you to be a rank 300 or sum 😭

[slim wigeon]

I have an acc that’s 300 I think

[toxic void]

OH

i hit 100 recently

[somber talon]

🚜

[trail jewel]

Someone just got nitro

[slim wigeon]

I got my main is 100, I was so relieved when I was finally able to get the minigun

[trail jewel]

looks like it

Been using emotes the entire day

[toxic void]

isnt it rank 120?

[slim wigeon]

I think it is now

It used to be 100 I thought

[signal whale]

rank 25

whats ur overall income

[somber talon]

real players got it from the gun van early

[signal whale]

you can do this?

[toxic void]

yeah me too idk when they changed that i was excited to get it bro

[somber talon]

ye

[slim wigeon]

Actual people grinded for it

[signal whale]

wtf

[slim wigeon]

Me? Or a diff rank 25

[toxic void]

i just want that atomizer

[signal whale]

you

[trail jewel]

Real players have had the minigun for over a decade now

[slim wigeon]

900 mil

[trail jewel]

🤫

[slim wigeon]

[signal whale]

beautiful

im like

[somber talon]

exactly😭
“grinding for mini gun”

[signal whale]

rank 510 with 1b overall

[signal whale]

minigun for the first time was goated

[slim wigeon]

my main acc is 100 with 1.8 bil I think

Now I just taxi people with a heli

[somber talon]

still is

[trail jewel]

my main account that i haven't played on since 2023 is level 560 something, character created june 2015

[cosmic owl]

anyone here?

[somber talon]

no

i’m there

[orchid siren]

I have night club coke lock up agency and a strap yard what do I buy next I’m thinking acid lab imo

[toxic void]

does the minigun that drops with the ballistic gear work differently than the original

[cosmic owl]

im watching ts utube vid and i wanna know the name of this car can i dm any of u a pic of it

[cosmic owl]

bunker

100%

[vocal marsh]

No just infinite ammo

[orchid siren]

Why would I get a bunker tho

[cosmic owl]

js buy it in a good place i bought the cheapest one a few years ago and its annoying but it is what it is

[cosmic owl]

it has the most expensive profitable sells

[signal whale]

not yet

[vocal marsh]

3rd highest earner passively and bunker research for explosive ammo on heavy sniper and pump shotgun

[toxic void]

ohhh alright

[cosmic owl]

ahm

[toxic void]

i bought all my research

[orchid siren]

I lowkey wanna upgrade my agency with a car work shop tho

[toxic void]

worth the 11 mil

[cosmic owl]

the problem aint theoney its the time

ive genuinely given up on the reserches

[toxic void]

i just watched shows with gta running in the backround and skipping every 5 minutes

[orchid siren]

I just realised if I do 1 dre every day for 8 days I can get the mk2

[toxic void]

do the replay glitch bro

[orchid siren]

Ion got friends

[toxic void]

u dont needem

[orchid siren]

You do tho

[toxic void]

u know about the disconnect method or nah?

[cosmic owl]

mk2s good but ive never bought and wont simply cuz i find it boring ive used it a few times cuz my friends have it and it lwk isnt worth it

[orchid siren]

Lowkey is

[cosmic owl]

imma dm u

[toxic void]

alr

[cosmic owl]

its boring

buy mk1 instead its really fun

[orchid siren]

If you get annoyed at gta just gref people and make them annoyed at gta then you won’t be annoyed at gta

[orchid siren]

The mk1 is dogshit

[toxic void]

😭

[orchid siren]

It’s a good tactic tho🥀

[cosmic owl]

ur actually kinda right

[ebon karma]

can someone help me do diamond casino heist

[cosmic owl]

u dont need the mk2 for that tho

[toxic void]

i usually just drive around with randoms

[radiant tinsel]

Who plays ps4

[cosmic owl]

mk1 dissrispect will not be tolerated

[vocal marsh]

its so glazed

[somber talon]

[quaint star]

Bros the tuffest of em all

💀

[signal whale]

u play legacy do not

[somber talon]

not bcs i can’t handle enhanced

[signal whale]

why

you cant handle the groundpound bro thats why

[vocal marsh]

Brain too slow to process hsw

[somber talon]

@signal whale

[somber talon]

[signal whale]

well are you far in

[somber talon]

wdym

i’m very far in the game and have everything u can think of

on my second character too

[signal whale]

oh

💀

[topaz gazelle]

Whats a good cash farm pattern?

[somber talon]

maybe i’ll just get on enhanced bcs i don’t like this question

makes me feel broke

[silk cradle]

How do I get the virtue after doing the freak shop missions?

[signal whale]

you get it after finishing last dose

wait for dax to call you

[silk cradle]

Ok

He called me

Where do I go to start it

[rich gale]

The freakshop

[silk cradle]

I already did all the 6 missions he’s not there

Oh wait he is

[cosmic owl]

should i do those 6 mission?whats the reward?

[somber dawn]

#gta-questions

[silk cradle]

Virtue and like 250k throughout all the missions

[wheat marten]

Why is rockstar so fucking incompetent I'm doing the patrol boat setup and the boat is stuck behind a wall I can't get to it what a waste of time

The people who say rockstar makes good games are fucking HIGH

[loud mica]

Can confirm

[wheat marten]

Confirm what

[topaz gazelle]

Rockstar makes good games

[wheat marten]

No they don't

I actually hope GTA 6 flops so badly

[orchid belfry]

fuck you

[topaz gazelle]

Someday, you wont be upset anymore

[loud mica]

I'm also high

[wheat marten]

No

[silk cradle]

They make good games they js need to learn how to fix glitches and check for them every so often

[wheat marten]

I've been praying on the flop of GTA 6 for likya year now

[orchid belfry]

@signal whale u agree with ts? 💔

[wheat marten]

RDR3 better than GTA 6

[versed nebula]

Get him outta here

[orchid belfry]

no shit u have the rdr2 tag

[topaz gazelle]

Focused efforts in future innovations

[wheat marten]

Because it's a game they've made that actually works as intended

[topaz gazelle]

You pray for failure? I dont think you're praying right... not sure tho

[signal whale]

fuh no

[sour galleon]

game doesnt even exist yet brochacho 🙏

[wheat marten]

I love having to join a new session 10 thousand times over just to become a CEO

[signal whale]

im going to get you

[versed nebula]

🤔 he might be cooking chat. By having low expectations theres no room to be dissapointed

[sour galleon]

you are a problem that must we eliminate at all costs

[wheat marten]

Rockstar can still easily disappoint even with zero expectations

[versed nebula]

When have they

[signal whale]

WHAT

[loud mica]

It's annoying for sure, but sitting at NC computer or something like that and waiting a few minutes usually gets me one no problem

[wheat marten]

The constant bugs in GTA online...

Godmode? Nah, money glitch? Wtf patch that immediately

[loud mica]

They're throwing bandaids all over an old ass game. I'll take new content with some bugs over the same game from launch

[rich gale]

Yet some says the game isn't old

[loud mica]

It's not perfect, but it's still the most successful piece of entertainment ever created for a reason

[wheat marten]

They are a multi billion dollar company, you think they don't have the choice? They easily could fix the bugs if they cared

[muted inlet]

I think a part of the reason why they rarely patch things is bc the code is so old the games held together duck tape so whenever they fix one thing 3 different things break

[wheat marten]

I wouldn't go that far

[last hatch]

Guys I'm at 4 million now

Halfway till opressor

[loud mica]

It's true. Look it up

[last hatch]

[wheat marten]

Yeah when I play GTA I'm constantly entertained totally 💯

[last hatch]

Dw guys I wont be a griefer I'm planning on letting new players drive my opressor

🔥

[loud mica]

Cost/benefit. It's very successful as is, so why spend more rather than invest in the next big things

[muted inlet]

Gotta spend more time in the shoe shop😉

[cyan bane]

It's their first Online game though so give them little mercy

[loud mica]

I'm talking about financial results, not your personal feelings

[sour galleon]

yeah you’re done

[muted inlet]

Gta4 online?

[wheat marten]

You said entertainment

[signal whale]

can i have another chance

[signal whale]

have you by chance started shark cards mr shark

[cyan bane]

It was just multiplayer mode so I don't count it

[muted inlet]

Is online not a multiplayer mode for gta5? They sell it separately but it’s not a separate game

[loud mica]

Most successful entertainment product, project, whatever you wanna call it, in the industry. More than any movie, game, book, music, etc

[cyan bane]

It evolved on it's own game pretty much

[loud mica]

Entertainment is an industry

[muted inlet]

Yeahh it’s still not rockstars first time including multiplayer into one of their games

[vocal marsh]

depressed cowboy simulator

[cyan bane]

I rp that I work at Shark credit

[signal whale]

give me a card

[cyan bane]

That's not how it works

[loud mica]

Mission accomplished for Rockstar then 🤷. Capitalism is a bummer sometimes

[orchid belfry]

he isn’t

[signal whale]

can i try again

[loud mica]

Can I have some baby sharks though?

[vocal marsh]

We all grinding gerald missions right

[cyan bane]

GTA Online is more than just a multiplayer mode though. It's pretty much it's own world and I don't think you can compare RDR Multiplayer or GTA IV Multiplayer to it.

[muted inlet]

RDO has completely different mechanics to story mode but okay??

[silk cradle]

Where do I get the virtue after doin the missions

[undone junco]

I believe they will make a store, only for those who pays the gta+ with excluisve cars and weapons

[cyan bane]

GTA IV Multiplayer didn't have any content DLC's if I remember right no heists or new missions etc.

[cyan bane]

I'm talking about RDR Multiplayer on PS3 and Xbox 360

[loud mica]

It'll appear on the map as a gold car icon. You'll get a call and all that too

[silk cradle]

Ok ty

It don’t show

[loud mica]

Wait for a call

[silk cradle]

K

[muted inlet]

Gta4 online was more fleshed out that rdr1. Either way gta5 is not their first time doing multiplayer

[silk cradle]

I did get a call

But I don’t see the car

[loud mica]

Should be near Vinewood

[silk cradle]

Bro I was js saying I didn’t see it tf u mean

[cyan bane]

First time doing big online game then

[silk cradle]

I’m supposed to do 7 missions for the virtue right?

[torpid fiber]

Bro casino wheel is NOT giving me luck, im on like the 8th reset

[silk cradle]

K

[gilded yew]

Give up and buy the car

[torpid fiber]

I literally have 0$ 😭

[still solstice]

The casino wheel force close still works?

[torpid fiber]

Ye

[gilded yew]

You should NOT be in a casino then bud

[torpid fiber]

Dw i have my house and car to bet

[gilded yew]

This is how poors stay poor

[torpid fiber]

Im feeling lucky

[still solstice]

True

The 1% is manipulating you

[torpid fiber]

Or is it how the poor become rich? We'll find out

[still solstice]

Bro trynna rp being poor and living paycheck to paycheck due to a gambling addiction

[torpid fiber]

I can stop any time i want

I just dont want to

[vocal marsh]

Same

Been gambling for 6 years and still not addicted

[torpid fiber]

Why would you be? Its obvious its just a hobby you enjoy

[vocal marsh]

They wouldnt understand

You can only lose 100% but can win 10000%

[torpid fiber]

VEHICLE MFS I LOVE GAMBLING

[vocal marsh]

NO

[jagged sedge]

Who's that? Is he on a GTA radio?

[vocal marsh]

Hes a rapper from o block

Known for 11 unconfirmed kills

[jagged sedge]

Wha-

[vocal marsh]

its just a random ginger that blew up 10 years ago

[rich gale]

No, not my type of music

It's random

[agile star]

how has it not been confirmed

[agile star]

story of my life

[vocal marsh]

Cuz flexing it in songs didnt count as evidence

[agile star]

what is the flag in ur description

[vocal marsh]

libya

[agile star]

ok

why am i seeing a lot of pictures of guns

@vocal marsh

[jagged sedge]

They played too much GTA

[vocal marsh]

you're a violent schizophrenic

[agile star]

ok

[agile star]

bro

[steel zealot]

if modding is against rockstars tos why doesn't rockstar just ban everyone that mods in gta online

[vocal marsh]

cant detect them

[toxic void]

their anti cheat is ass

[nova tartan]

The battle eye?

[unique lagoon]

if the government is against crime why dont they just stop every single one🫩

[vocal marsh]

it kicks more random players then modders

[signal whale]

hey hot stuff

[jagged sedge]

Well, considering the fact that reporting them doesn't amount to anything, the answer is pretty simple: incompetence

[unique lagoon]

hey love

[orchid belfry]

hey bb

[signal whale]

whats the plan today

[unique lagoon]

nothing bro had a long talk w a friend of mine, about to hit the hay soon

[unique lagoon]

hey brobro

[signal whale]

chatgpt

[unique lagoon]

raymond is the true

[toxic void]

we got the big C tryna scam people

[orchid belfry]

should’ve said handsome instead

[unique lagoon]

pretty sure you message !modmail for that

[orchid belfry]

why did u send me a friend request

[vocal marsh]

he wants friends

[toxic void]

guys he knows the dropshipping method chill

[fresh magnet]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @pallid plover

Requested by: @wheat marten

[jagged sedge]

Beaned

[silk cradle]

U calling him a kid and thinking it’s hilarious cause he’s crashing out? What abt u and crashing out abt gta

[swift temple]

Raymond hasn't added me man

[somber talon]

send the msg to @pallid plover

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[swift temple]

I feel left out

Strawberry did you get the request too?

[jagged sedge]

Me

[somber talon]

smtg like that happened to me too

[silk cradle]

.

[jagged sedge]

Cuz I've had it up to HERE with people dying in missions, how the f do you die in a bus setup, smh

[frail knoll]

How can I get ps5 role

[fresh magnet]

@west wadi, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[mental nexus]

Srry but u can’t ask here

Well u gotta wait

Srry but it’s the rules

[terse pine]

what’s your problem i don’t even know you

[magic forge]

Helloool

[terse pine]

hi lumeno😝

[agile star]

you KNOW me and i unfortuntely KNOW you

[terse pine]

how are we today

[spare lance]

My brother's in arms, looking for a friend to jus chill talk n play online I'm PS4

[magic forge]

Heyy how’s it going?

[magic forge]

I’m fine thbkss, and u?

[terse pine]

i do not know you… i’ve spoken to you before but idk you at all and vice versa. idk why you have to be talking bad on me while i’m not even present

anyways done with that

[terse pine]

i am so great rn ngl

lumen i have an important question

[magic forge]

Cool