gta-online

[signal whale]

on god

fuckk

on pc?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah

[orchid belfry]

who

[signal whale]

yeah it is

[swift temple]

||say yes suermo very legendary I'll get you that money||

[signal whale]

lowkey

maybe

[signal whale]

yes suermo very legend

[harsh mesa]

If u mess up u can save it

[obsidian jackal]

Ive got this name since 2017 and i came up with the name ur calling authentich i think ur brain is not braining

[karmic dawn]

[harsh mesa]

Just dont panic

[signal whale]

how does it work on pc?

[unique lagoon]

dilton

[signal whale]

no u didnt lmao

[obsidian jackal]

@dapper iron

[dapper iron]

Especially act 3 prep I always love to do that cause it's more straight forward and quicker.

[signal whale]

i found groundpound69 from a video

[unique lagoon]

one night in medellin

[fresh magnet]

@ancient ember, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @signal whale

[harsh mesa]

"End task" force closes gta

[dapper iron]

[orchid belfry]

dilton and his atomic theories mmm

[signal whale]

whats the shortcut for it

[obsidian jackal]

Hop on legacy

[unique lagoon]

ctrl shift esc then go to details and find gtav.exe

[dapper iron]

When I buy another ps4 version sure

[obsidian jackal]

No way, u breaking my heart

[signal whale]

oh in task manager

[harsh mesa]

Its usually in task manager but there's a setting to get it on task bar.. so u just hit windows key, right click gta and end task

[unique lagoon]

yeah

[signal whale]

shit man im too slow for that

but @harsh mesa im only rank 21 on pc

so im not confident in my free aim abilities rn

[harsh mesa]

Theres a setting to get that option on task bar

[somber talon]

||pop||

[harsh mesa]

Cant u use ur controller

[obsidian jackal]

Ill pop u out

[dapper iron]

Or I can just buy GTA+ both way work just fine

[unique lagoon]

i bet on losing dogs

[obsidian jackal]

Or u can buy me re5 ur choice ngl

[terse pine]

what’d he do??

[signal whale]

i dont have any cables that like

make it work

[harsh mesa]

did u install elden ring

[signal whale]

on god i dodnt even do anything

[terse pine]

I LOVE THIS TWIN

[signal whale]

i just said his name isnt sexy

[obsidian jackal]

Said my name mid

[harsh mesa]

I thought ps5 controllers are wireless

[dapper iron]

I'm gonna buy you requiem instead but you don't got ps5

[thorny token]

I'm not stupid enough to be a griefer

[signal whale]

STOP

SCARY

[swift temple]

you gotta buy Yakuza man after residents evil trust

[signal whale]

well i mean

[obsidian jackal]

Shi nope

[signal whale]

i can try bluetooth?

idfk

[terse pine]

you got mad at him for threatening to cuss at you tho

[harsh mesa]

[obsidian jackal]

I got kiwami 1 and kiwami 2

[obsidian jackal]

Data0.bbt missing brah

[swift temple]

You play them?

[terse pine]

@signal whale gta🥰

[obsidian jackal]

?

Ion even know what u talking about

[terse pine]

he does

[signal whale]

i dont even feel good at all

[orchid belfry]

Aylo watching this :

[terse pine]

hold hold

[obsidian jackal]

When did this even happend

[signal whale]

idk if im gonna get on today i feel sick

[terse pine]

dwbi

[harsh mesa]

Tf is that

[obsidian jackal]

Finished kiwami 1 beated nishikiyama only with tiger drop and stopped playing kiwami 2 After maximg every stat the combat is boring

[obsidian jackal]

A data file

[harsh mesa]

Install it then

[obsidian jackal]

Tell me now

[obsidian jackal]

Didint find it anywhere on the web that didint give me 45 viruses from western indonesia

[terse pine]

what is the purple thing on gun?

[orchid belfry]

@signal whale nitro trial don’t got long till it expires

[swift temple]

buy Yakuza the rest trust

[harsh mesa]

I have a file that gives 40 viruses

Less is better

[obsidian jackal]

Eh its downfall with kiwami 3 is crazy

[orchid belfry]

I play gta the most when im sick

[signal whale]

yeah ill do it in like an hour i just feel sick rn

[obsidian jackal]

How did the test go

[signal whale]

mk2 gun?

[orchid belfry]

Sicko mode

[terse pine]

idk just purple thingie

[icy oyster]

Dms

[swift temple]

The unnamed game will NOT be associated with the Yakuza franchise

[obsidian jackal]

K

[harsh mesa]

Fmj rounds?

[orchid belfry]

went well, tho the last question used a law I didn’t even find

[terse pine]

i don’t know

i am asking what it is

[rich sluice]

[icy oyster]

Full metal jacket rounds

[obsidian jackal]

Mk2 shotgun with explosive rounds is fun asf

[terse pine]

??

[icy oyster]

Frrr

[obsidian jackal]

😂😂

[icy oyster]

Stay innocent pls

[obsidian jackal]

Its a typo chill out

[dreamy cobalt]

Iemand gta online op enchanced versie van belgië?

[terse pine]

ikwym but it’s weird to say…

[icy oyster]

Fr 🤣

[signal whale]

😭😭😭

[somber talon]

calm down little boy

[orchid belfry]

?

[icy oyster]

💀😭

[signal whale]

fuh no

[karmic dawn]

[harsh mesa]

Its never too much

[lethal dust]

[wary folio]

It's definitely a good way to keep busy if you're stuck in the house

[signal whale]

LMFAO

[thorny token]

Ew a griefer

[signal whale]

😭😭😭

[icy oyster]

[harsh mesa]

[unique lagoon]

who

[lethal dust]

type of person to grief a nightclub sell with an mk2 oppressor

[somber talon]

dont throw a tantrum little boy

[orchid belfry]

[unique lagoon]

i just won another race with all odds against me guys are u proud of me

[icy oyster]

Alr I Def didn't say that at all

[signal whale]

yes bb

[orchid belfry]

guy that argued about dogs being better than cats

[somber talon]

womp womp skill issue

[signal whale]

makki may not be but we are

[unique lagoon]

oh yeah lmfao

[somber talon]

@lethal dust

[orchid belfry]

Yes we’re proud of u

[harsh mesa]

U saw a what

[unique lagoon]

by winning races like me

[orchid belfry]

GTA + perks

[lethal dust]

this man is master at ragebait

[somber talon]

[harsh mesa]

Some mere bushes shouldnt be stopping u soldier

[unique lagoon]

@signal whale @orchid belfry i was level 452 yesterday, guess what i am now

[terse pine]

that’s scary plz stop

[somber talon]

451

[signal whale]

469

[orchid belfry]

level 6769?

[wary folio]

A downside is that it's restricted to enhanced version

[wet eagle]

@lime reef

[unique lagoon]

close bro 467

[signal whale]

fuckk

[lethal dust]

lmao i love doing that and then going off radar makes them so pissed

[unique lagoon]

level 500 is right around the corner bro i cant wait

[signal whale]

that silver globe is waiting

[orchid belfry]

nice u think I can level up fast at level 74?

That’s without gta+

[soft sparrow]

[wary folio]

Imo I think sometimes it's easier to level up faster when you're a lower level

[terse pine]

hi waist🥰

[karmic dawn]

[soft sparrow]

hello

[unique lagoon]

yeah u could easily gain like 2 levels a race

[terse pine]

you are an icon

[wary folio]

Sometimes 2x events and stuff help you level up

[orchid belfry]

that’s if I don’t drive like gp69

[terse pine]

just try to avoid trees and you’ll be fine

[unique lagoon]

its not really an opinion thing u objectively need less rp at lower levels

[soft sparrow]

im still afk so 0 I just need 180 more levels

[wary folio]

True and if you can get more than the usual RP it helps

[unique lagoon]

alright time to race brb!

[karmic dawn]

[lavish laurel]

I have 15 mil what I can do that for?

[lethal dust]

that was my cat im sorry

[soft sparrow]

right

[lethal dust]

hold on let me send a picture

[karmic dawn]

Buy mansion

[lethal dust]

😭

[lethal dust]

dms

[lavish laurel]

What are its benifits

[soft sparrow]

nuh uh

[lethal dust]

nvm her leg is off of the ` key now

[karmic dawn]

Best place for your character to live

[lethal dust]

i didnt know that ` was markdown lol

test

interesting

what is that supposed to be

[unique lagoon]

alright another 1st place secured!🤗

[swift cypress]

why do i keep getting serv sniped by a modder

[final bramble]

What do you own

[swift cypress]

wtf

[lavish laurel]

Like terrobyte kosatka oppressor nightclub hanger raiju and all these stuff

[karmic dawn]

Upgrade your night club

[orchid belfry]

👍

[final bramble]

Business

[lavish laurel]

All done but I don't have such business

[lavish laurel]

Which one ?

[karmic dawn]

Then get all

[final bramble]

Night club

Then meth

[karmic dawn]

Cocaine,meth,

[lavish laurel]

Which are the best i don't want to buy trash

[lavish laurel]

Already having

[karmic dawn]

Get bunker

[crimson jungle]

Guys how come whenever I try to make a CEO after naming it it wont apply.. my business is still nothing?

[lavish laurel]

Already having but that paleto bay one

[karmic dawn]

Get acid lab

[lavish laurel]

Already having 🥲

[karmic dawn]

Then get mansion

[lavish laurel]

What are its benefits ?

[prisma ingot]

My balls stank

[karmic dawn]

There is master control terminal in it

[pearl sail]

same dude

[lavish laurel]

[karmic dawn]

u can control all your business from one place

U can travel to your business and anywhere using mansion

[lavish laurel]

But terrobyte has that too

[pearl sail]

tbh 3 different things can do that

the fast travel is nice tho

[somber talon]

same

[lavish laurel]

Yeah the terrobyte and the arcade

[lethal dust]

literally

[karmic dawn]

Your mansion guards protect your business

[lethal dust]

the best

[karmic dawn]

From being raided

[lethal dust]

the best imo is fast travel to literally anywhere

[karmic dawn]

If u buy guards

[lavish laurel]

How to get raided i haven't raided yet

[pearl sail]

also very true, 0% raid chance om any business that HAS GUARDS

i think ceo has a chance still tho

[pearl sail]

ima raid u tonight bbg

[karmic dawn]

Then buy all the super cars, like i am doing it

[lavish laurel]

😂 brother you are in the PlayStation ig

[pearl sail]

whos talkin about gta?

[unique pivot]

Nope 0%

[lavish laurel]

So what are you talkin about 😑

[karmic dawn]

I mean he said he will raid u in your home

[eternal lichen]

hi

[pearl sail]

ima raid YOU tonight

ima get all up in that

[lavish laurel]

Stand on the tower than

And enjoy the fountain

[unique lagoon]

im genuinely the best racer ever

holy shit

[karmic dawn]

@lavish laurel what's your lvl

[orchid belfry]

ofc u are bb

everyone knows that

[lavish laurel]

Like 144 ?

[karmic dawn]

I am 165

[unique lagoon]

i went from p10 to p1 in a race with no slipstream and no catchup and i got spun out at checkpoint 27/30 and went back to p10, regained speed and finished p1

[urban karma]

I need team Hist

[karmic dawn]

This is not the right place

[harsh mesa]

bet ill raid u tonight then

[orchid belfry]

Ur an all in one package

[lavish laurel]

So ? What Ima doing with that

[lavish laurel]

You also stand on the tower and enjoy the fountain

[orchid belfry]

best racer, billionaire, plat boy, etc

[dense mesa]

Happy Women's Day to all my ladies! Y'all better stay happy 💐

[karmic dawn]

Nothing I am telling you i have everything in the game

[harsh mesa]

Its womens day?

[lavish laurel]

Good for you!

[urban karma]

Is there another place?

[karmic dawn]

Yes channel for it

[unique pivot]

Use lfg channels

[unique lagoon]

👀

[karmic dawn]

Or u get muted or banned

[broken leaf]

Hi

[karmic dawn]

[broken leaf]

Patience is key

[karmic dawn]

Which I don't have

[eternal lichen]

hi dear

[somber talon]

ty an actual gentleman for once🙄

[last hatch]

Guys we lowk taking 2 hours on a salvage yard mission

[karmic dawn]

[last hatch]

[broken leaf]

I do except for police coming they need to go faster so i can blow them to their deaths

[broken leaf]

Thats bad

[last hatch]

Ik

It's my first ever so

[rich sluice]

That’s awful it usually takes less than an hr for me

wait u mean the finale?!

that’s a 20 min job

wassup gang

[signal whale]

what about me bb

[rich sluice]

Scammers in a gta server? Oh no how surprising

[broken leaf]

Whos scamming

[turbid sleet]

Not asking for a link to it but have people seen new cheat clients that get around the battle eye start popping up on PC?

I just quit the game I was in bcs someone in the lobby got the explode everyone loop cheat going again

[broken leaf]

Haha

[broken leaf]

Yes

[turbid sleet]

Bruh 😮‍💨

[vocal marsh]

Mansion is cool but we should be able to buy our own island

[gilded yew]

What activities would take place on said island?

[rich sluice]

How do u scam someone out of this?

[broken leaf]

Purchase better security than el rubio

[vocal marsh]

Remote activities

[broken leaf]

Some interesting ones

[thin prairie]

My friend Gave him act3 for mod Cars

[broken leaf]

For real or fake money

[rich sluice]

Ok that’s rough

[final bramble]

Finally at 365m

[broken leaf]

Buy everything and grief them until they beg for mercy

[hybrid pine]

Does someone know how i can get 5 mil quick?

[broken leaf]

Do modded heists

[vocal marsh]

replay glitch

[final bramble]

That's only pc because there a scpt for it

[hybrid pine]

Idk Any working glitches

[vocal marsh]

no

[broken leaf]

Lexis mod menu

[vocal marsh]

no

[broken leaf]

Why

[hybrid pine]

Need someone to host one. I play on console. Ps5.

[mighty isle]

ur not allowed to discuss this in specific here

[broken leaf]

Sorry

[broken leaf]

There is no crossplay

[rich sluice]

No crossplay in 2026 is insane

[real lichen]

Fr

[broken leaf]

Rockstar is feeling special

[broken leaf]

Thats a weird gender

[unique lagoon]

hell fucking yeah bro well done

[rich sluice]

I understand none between Xbox series and Xbox one players but at least let series x players play with ps5 folks

[hybrid pine]

Do you know how i can get 5 mil quick? I want to buy the villa for 12 mil (ps5)

[broken leaf]

Rockstar being rpckstar

[unique lagoon]

yes bro esp w gta+

[unique lagoon]

hey shirin are u kurdish

[hybrid pine]

Persian

[unique lagoon]

aahh

[final bramble]

I mean atleast u won't see flying cars on gta

[unique lagoon]

sweet

[broken leaf]

Paying hackers i think

Or cayo

[unique lagoon]

just do heists honestly

[late tangle]

Where to buy that alien stun gun, what's its name

[broken leaf]

Nowhere

[rich sluice]

This why gta 6 not coming to pc

[broken leaf]

It is gunvan exclusive

[hybrid pine]

How can i host them? Don’t want to do the sidequests i just want to start asap

[unique lagoon]

you could stock up ur businesses as ur doing the heist setups

[unique lagoon]

uhmmm do u have a kosatka

[rich gale]

You could do the Dr dre contract in the agency

[hybrid pine]

Yes

[broken leaf]

Mods are a bigger reason

[unique lagoon]

go to the big screen in the middle and set up the heist w right on dpad

[thorny token]

There's flying cars cause rockstar wanted to make money from people getting griefed by the flying bike 😭 they'll 100% add more stuff like this so people buy in-game money

[fresh magnet]

@mortal wind, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @rigid pine

[hybrid pine]

Ok but then I can start the heist right?

[rigid pine]

flying car released before flying bike (unless u mean the mk1 oppressor)

[rich gale]

There are setups unfortunately

[hybrid pine]

Depends how much I get. Just need money

[unique lagoon]

not yet ud have to do the setups, if thats too hard u could always do dr dre agency missions

[rich sluice]

Well the flying car came out first but ye

[hybrid pine]

How much do I get there?

[rich sluice]

wait nvm the oppressor mk1 came out first, then the flying car my bad

[terse pine]

KHANJALI

[broken leaf]

Buy agency

[broken leaf]

MAKKI

[rich sluice]

But no one uses the oppressor mk1 anymore

[rich gale]

A million from the vip contract

[unique lagoon]

1 million each time, takes an hour ish if ur good

[terse pine]

Hi

[broken leaf]

Hi

[broken leaf]

How are u

[thorny token]

Click on the damn links that Lester sent you in chat mate

[terse pine]

oh i meant to give you energy and sa HI

[terse pine]

i’m good how are you🥰

[broken leaf]

Im good

[rose terrace]

He’s trying to say I’m scamming which never happened and it’s not for money it’s for modded cars and stuff like I ain’t scammed nobody like seriously it’s a game so idk why people take it so seriously

[hybrid pine]

I sound like a slut but I need 5 mil in 2-2,5 hours

[unique lagoon]

???😭😭😭

[orchid belfry]

similar but got one thing wrong

can’t drive for shit

[unique lagoon]

why do u need it within that time

[broken leaf]

Wdym i scam look at your pfp

[orchid belfry]

?

[rich gale]

Oh damn, why 2,5 hours?

[unique lagoon]

its basically impossible unless u got ppl hosting it for u giving 85%

[broken leaf]

Why do u instantly call yourself (slut)

[rose terrace]

The fuck you talking about

[broken leaf]

Look

[hybrid pine]

Bcs my little brother his b day and he wanted the big villa. I have 6,5 mil right now. And I need 5 mil then

[broken leaf]

Buy sharkcards i think

[unique lagoon]

well tell him i said happy birthday but its veey hard to get that much money within 2 hours

[terse pine]

used to fight to not be called this😭

[broken leaf]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@icy socket, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @broken leaf

[somber talon]

|| ||

[hybrid pine]

That’s 100$ 😭

[somber talon]

[broken leaf]

No just 30 or something like that

[rich sluice]

That submarine is a great investment

[rich gale]

Hmm, I could help you with the Dr dre contract

[terse pine]

definitely not

[rocky sinew]

lfg pc enhanced NA cayo hosting

[fresh magnet]

@rocky sinew, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @broken flax

[broken leaf]

Buy it from cdkeys trust

[thorny ferry]

Hi

[hybrid pine]

On yt I saw a mission where people got 50 mil or something

[hybrid pine]

Meow

[unique lagoon]

that’s fake

[terse pine]

what’s that

[terse pine]

hi meowlellelel

[hybrid pine]

Even 5 mil?

[rich gale]

I see, that's fake

[thorny ferry]

Do you know i was muted😱😱😱

[unique lagoon]

yeahhh

[hybrid pine]

No didn’t know

[terse pine]

you could get that much in 2 hours if you get somebody to b2b you

[orchid belfry]

probably modded heist cuts

[thorny ferry]

Hi kaki

[orchid belfry]

only on pc and with mod menu

[somber talon]

[broken leaf]

Cdkeys is a website with games with insane discounts it works good no scams

[hybrid pine]

B2b? Whts that

[terse pine]

danish isn’t here who are you talking to

[rich sluice]

Wait so u mean to tell me dr Dre actually DOES have a replay glitch?

[deep stirrup]

pls

[signal whale]

fuh

[terse pine]

that sounds illegal

[signal whale]

lmaooooo wtf

[broken flax]

Replay glitching

[broken leaf]

Who is danish

[thorny ferry]

Hi danish 28-0

[deep stirrup]

does anyone do beff fits for free

[signal whale]

hi

[terse pine]

@signal whale a legend

[signal whale]

yes

[broken leaf]

Itnisnt

[terse pine]

very illegal sounding

[hybrid pine]

Do you know any money glitches working rn?

[broken flax]

Nope

[broken leaf]

Gta for 15 euro

[terse pine]

idk eye

euro

[orchid belfry]

@somber talon ?

[broken flax]

Idk any I don’t pay attention to em

[broken leaf]

It is european currency

[terse pine]

i know that

[somber talon]

[hybrid pine]

What’s b2b?

[terse pine]

idk the difference between it and car

cad

[orchid belfry]

how come u didn’t use that emoji?

[terse pine]

!b2b

[fresh magnet]

B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.

Requested by: @terse pine

[harsh mesa]

Its just game keys

[broken leaf]

Replayglitch

[harsh mesa]

I got mine for 3$

[somber talon]

the crine one?

[orchid belfry]

yes

[hybrid pine]

!replay glitch

[broken leaf]

How tf

[hybrid pine]

!replayglitch

[fresh magnet]

@frank gull, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @broken flax

[harsh mesa]

Not everytime.. it usually means 2 players hosting after one another

[somber talon]

i only use it when ppl say smtg and i start crine

[broken leaf]

What are u trying?

[hybrid pine]

!replayglitch bitch

[celest hornet]

replay bitch

[orchid belfry]

so if someone says sum random things, u start crying?

[harsh mesa]

Some guy was selling it for 5$ and agreed at 3$

[hybrid pine]

Idk daddy

[broken leaf]

What are u trying

[somber talon]

[broken leaf]

Wtf

[hybrid pine]

Need 5 mil 😂😭

[somber talon]

crine

[rich gale]

Lol

[hybrid pine]

Someone that shoots money bags on ps5?

[rose terrace]

@robust pumice

[broken leaf]

Fake

[rich gale]

They don't exist on ps5

[celest hornet]

[harsh mesa]

Not a thing anymore

[harsh mesa]

They dont exist for any platform

[hybrid pine]

Oh ok

[broken leaf]

Why do u call me daddy 😭 😭

[rich gale]

Used to on ps3

[orchid belfry]

crine now

[hybrid pine]

Sorry mommy

[harsh mesa]

"Used to"

[broken leaf]

What in the hell

[rich gale]

Yeah, I mean, it does exist on pc

[harsh mesa]

Settle for something man

[rich gale]

Lmao

[harsh mesa]

Not anymore

[somber talon]

[unique lagoon]

thats not possible

shirin mad desperate for 5ms😭😭😭

[rich gale]

Who knows, there are modders on pc though

[hybrid pine]

😂

Can I sell my house?

[unique lagoon]

kind of

[hybrid pine]

How

[harsh mesa]

Rockstar literally removed the money bag prop.. i used to mod not long ago and it still wasnt possible

[orchid belfry]

By selling it

[hybrid pine]

How can I do that? Would you give me 5 mil for 2 house?

[rich gale]

Yeah you can still give money in general in pc with mods

[harsh mesa]

Trade it in for a cheaper property

[robust pumice]

@broken leaf so u do 🤓 📚 look Wdym i scam

[unique lagoon]

if u buy another house u can replace the new one w the old one, if the new one costs less ull get the difference of new house price - old house

[unique lagoon]

how long have y been playing gta

[harsh mesa]

U can host modded heists

[hybrid pine]

Ok I try

[harsh mesa]

Thats all

[hybrid pine]

4 years ago I played the last time

[unique lagoon]

wait

[rich gale]

Oh damn

[unique lagoon]

im not sure if u need to already own the max amount

[celest hornet]

insane

[somber talon]

[unique lagoon]

@henshingly

[harsh mesa]

Ts gets abused on pc for 550k every few seconds

[somber talon]

thats my dad..

[unique lagoon]

garage glitch bro

take me back to 2020

[brave silo]

👀

[unique lagoon]

no it isnt

[somber talon]

search him up ig

[wooden spade]

Yo, i am new, and i want to make some money, what could i do?

could i join any of yalls hiests?

[gleaming knot]

where do i get hsw upgrade

[broken flax]

Ask ppl to run you replay glitches

[unique lagoon]

cant find anything

[gleaming knot]

where

[harsh mesa]

nice

[wooden spade]

what do you mean?

[unique lagoon]

but thats besides the point lara hop on blox fruits

[somber talon]

what do i get in return?

[wooden spade]

you get money??

[unique lagoon]

its an amazing game watch ur words.

[somber talon]

from helping u what do i get?

[wooden spade]

What do you want to get??

[real halo]

@vocal marsh

[rich sluice]

woah freaky

we all saw that

[real halo]

Gpo bro...

[somber talon]

saw what

[ionic sapphire]

For some reason you can go passive mode in gm and when you deactivate it you'll still be gm

[somber talon]

[real cove]

Hi chat

[primal leaf]

[somber talon]

bro what did i even dooo

[harsh mesa]

ur cooking with this one

[icy oyster]

Lmfao bro got muted

[rich sluice]

someones grey

[broken flax]

Bruh muted

[harsh mesa]

Oh no

[real cove]

Which one

[icy oyster]

Tsuna

[somber talon]

@tsuna9999

[real cove]

Lmao

[harsh mesa]

[icy oyster]

Yikes

[real cove]

What a godly username

[somber talon]

shouldve been me

[broken flax]

that’s deep

[rich sluice]

What

[signal whale]

me

[real cove]

@wheat marten yo angry unc u up?

[rich sluice]

no you're red

[signal whale]

oh ok thank you

[rich sluice]

np

[signal whale]

zaya

[rich sluice]

yes

g

[signal whale]

i got rapid fired

what do u think

[rich sluice]

😭

[signal whale]

please 69 that

not just g

[rich sluice]

i still haven't played gta

[signal whale]

i havent had time for enhanced

[rich sluice]

wtf

[signal whale]

but i feel awful rn so probably not today

[signal whale]

?

[rich sluice]

how

[harsh mesa]

Ikr

[thorny ferry]

Add me

[real cove]

Can i eat u guys?

[somber talon]

yes

[real cove]

Wrong channel sir

[somber talon]

yes pls

[fresh magnet]

@umbral helm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @broken flax

[signal whale]

how what

[nocturne pewter]

Armored Paragon R should have gotten a middle lock-on jammer a long time ago. 🫩

[rich sluice]

idk tbh

just waffleing

[real cove]

Raw ? Or shallow fried?

[harsh mesa]

deep fried

[lime reef]

mooted

[gray wigeon]

giving up on mansion

[real cove]

I don’t prefer that lots o calories bad for gut

[gray wigeon]

shi ahh

[signal whale]

how

[rich sluice]

not the grindset

[signal whale]

lmfaooo

[harsh mesa]

It took me a day to buy a mansion

[orchid belfry]

@henshingly

[signal whale]

do u have grindset

[harsh mesa]

Air fried then

[gray wigeon]

[rich sluice]

i am the grindset

[gray wigeon]

fr

[real cove]

Ye that good will do

[broken flax]

🤡 🥀

[real cove]

Who else can i eat ?

[gray wigeon]

ye that too met a bunch of weird randos

[gray wigeon]

THE GOAT

[real cove]

Yo fellow brown mate

[gray wigeon]

FWEH

[harsh mesa]

b11 will eat u

[real cove]

Xd

[signal whale]

am i the grindset

[signal whale]

yes sir

[gray wigeon]

ye can't f with b11 though fr

[real cove]

Ong

[gray wigeon]

i crashed with lazer so many times can't even remember

f u lester

[broken flax]

B11 strike force

[signal whale]

💀

[harsh mesa]

Back when lazer had the og cannons

[gray wigeon]

goated

[harsh mesa]

a10 warthog

[broken flax]

Nice one

[harsh mesa]

[gray wigeon]

yo wanna play

[signal whale]

i would but i feel sick asf rn

[gray wigeon]

damn

[signal whale]

i dont think i can even get on today lmao

[unique lagoon]

rahh

[signal whale]

fr

[gray wigeon]

lol naah u ight tc man

[unique lagoon]

maybnyash

[gray wigeon]

lmk if u feel like it though tom

[candid torrent]

Oh dam

[gray wigeon]

sup swagger

[frozen bone]

Hello

[gray wigeon]

why we got all sorts of vehicles in the chat

[rich sluice]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[frozen bone]

Can anyone help me get some cool cars or help me get hella money?

[signal whale]

fr

[signal whale]

and three goats

[patent bone]

I don’t know how to play

[gray wigeon]

YESSIRRRRRRRRRRR

[candid torrent]

Use magic

[gray wigeon]

🤾 🔥

[unique lagoon]

hello hello

[foggy jacinth]

Yooo guyss

[foggy jacinth]

[signal whale]

on god

[weak verge]

who wanna chill w me? dm

[foggy jacinth]

[gray wigeon]

[hollow relic]

I need a lobby to safely sell all my products. No griefers

[harsh mesa]

Yeah no im good

[unkempt maple]

[gray wigeon]

ye i think we all gon pass on that

[weak verge]

why

[foggy jacinth]

Join me kapitan i wanna test the capabilities of my raiju that i just bought

[gray wigeon]

i heard stories abt u

[weak verge]

all fake

[foggy jacinth]

Nahh

[gray wigeon]

don't think so

[hollow relic]

Ok

[harsh mesa]

They had to start ww3 to silence ur stories

[weak verge]

wheres my kosatka

[foggy jacinth]

Umm its uhh

[gray wigeon]

wait

[weak verge]

it was elon not me

[gray wigeon]

pavel ur into this as well???????

[candid torrent]

Join a carmeet from YouTube then sell in that streamers session easy 50% bonus and no grief

[gray wigeon]

NO SHI WTH

[foggy jacinth]

Nahhhh

[weak verge]

he is

[gray wigeon]

PAVEL

I TRUSTED U

[weak verge]

pavel helped elon

[foggy jacinth]

Nah kapitan i am not into this shit

[gray wigeon]

HOW COULD U

[weak verge]

i saw him

pavel its all ur fault

[harsh mesa]

Or get 4-5 friends look out for u when u sell in a public sess

[gray wigeon]

ye i trust him he could never

[foggy jacinth]

[weak verge]

he did

[harsh mesa]

I trust u pavel

[gray wigeon]

ur an evil man mr jeff

[candid torrent]

My friends are dopey I could never 😂😂

[foggy jacinth]

Try to do the cayo from now on

[harsh mesa]

I see duviet

[orchid belfry]

@foggy jacinth What happened to my kosatka?

[weak verge]

im not

[harsh mesa]

I sent it to hell

[foggy jacinth]

Its just a bit far away

[gray wigeon]

idk man watchu did says otherwise

[icy oyster]

Pavel

[foggy jacinth]

🇼

[orchid belfry]

Are u preparing for ww3?

[foggy jacinth]

Yes kapitan

[gray wigeon]

duviet tryna peek

[foggy jacinth]

I am prepared

[orchid belfry]

NO PAVEL WE STICK TO ROBBING EL RUBIO 💔

[icy oyster]

Rubio broke after robbing him

[foggy jacinth]

We can do both

[gray wigeon]

el rubio must be dum asl

[foggy jacinth]

Yeah he kinda broke

[foggy jacinth]

He definitely is

[gray wigeon]

imagine getting robbed my millions of ppl

[harsh mesa]

Bro sees his loot gone and decides to put more loot in the exact same spot with exact same locks and stuff

[foggy jacinth]

Remember how to forget how to open the main door even after doing the heist a million times

[gray wigeon]

fr

[foggy jacinth]

He thinks its just the wind

[gray wigeon]

swear the online char is dumb asl too

[harsh mesa]

There has to be a lime hill under that balcony

[foggy jacinth]

Yeah

[foggy jacinth]

✅

[weak verge]

fixed my profile im not jeff anymore

[gray wigeon]

can't even use his eyes

[foggy jacinth]

Ohh i know u

[weak verge]

i know u too

[harsh mesa]

Ima rob u soon

[weak verge]

oh shi pls dont

[foggy jacinth]

Cool

[gray wigeon]

got ur golden pistol btw

[weak verge]

ur the mf who called me yesterday talking in russian

[foggy jacinth]

Wanna restock the pink diamond soon?

[weak verge]

fuh no

[foggy jacinth]

[harsh mesa]

Put panther statue there

[gray wigeon]

mine now

[foggy jacinth]

Yeah its me tf u gon do

[weak verge]

hell nah that shi is expensive

[weak verge]

imma ruin you soon

[foggy jacinth]

Imma bomb yo island

[gray wigeon]

sold ur pink diamond bonds tequila as well

[harsh mesa]

Fun fact he was drunk on ur own tequila that we stole

[weak verge]

bomb? im gonna obliterate ur lil water machine

[foggy jacinth]

I can erase your compound with just a button

[harsh mesa]

I have an orbital cannon ready btw

[gray wigeon]

u don't mess with russians

[weak verge]

fuh yeah

[foggy jacinth]

Hell yeah tell him kapitan

[harsh mesa]

To shoot at ur compound

[weak verge]

i can make you suffer in ways u cant even imagine

[gray wigeon]

real shi gotta backup the real ones 🔥

[foggy jacinth]

U wish

[foggy jacinth]

🇼

[weak verge]

wish can become truth

[weak verge]

nah, cant

[harsh mesa]

Keep wishing then

[gray wigeon]

🤾 🔥

[foggy jacinth]

Not when its u with your dumb ahh brain

[weak verge]

nah

[weak verge]

who says im dumb? my fckin guards are

[gray wigeon]

imagine getting in the chopper just to head back

[icy oyster]

What did tsuna even get muted for 😭

[foggy jacinth]

Change the fuckin gaurds then

[weak verge]

to save my ahh

[harsh mesa]

Nah gng ive seen u get in a heli to do nothing and go back to the island

[weak verge]

cant brochacho, texted rockstar so many times they ghosting me now

[gray wigeon]

scared of 4 random dudes

[foggy jacinth]

Lol

[weak verge]

ayo man u seem like a chill man lets squad

[icy oyster]

Bruv Im still waiting on r* support bout my cmm2 stuff

[harsh mesa]

Pay me 10 panther statues a day and ill protect ur island alone

[foggy jacinth]

No diff even if u change guards btw u still getting slimed

[weak verge]

okay

[weak verge]

pavel

[gray wigeon]

pavel u don't shake hands with ppl u rob

[weak verge]

lets make a deal

[foggy jacinth]

Nah never

[gray wigeon]

it's a trap

[foggy jacinth]

Fuh nahww

[harsh mesa]

Trap them

[weak verge]

nah pavel im being fr fr

[foggy jacinth]

Only steal no deal

[gray wigeon]

we saw that poor guy on cctv

what u did to him

[harsh mesa]

Fuck i forgot about that guy

[weak verge]

pavel

[foggy jacinth]

Nahh

[harsh mesa]

Bro became panther food

[foggy jacinth]

Dont even try

[weak verge]

if we squad ill give to you a user of a modder who can give u phanter statue always

[foggy jacinth]

Modding is for losers

We grind

[weak verge]

ur not modding so

it would be an advantage

[mighty isle]

agreed

[foggy jacinth]

Nah

[weak verge]

mini madrazo?

[mighty isle]

el rubio and pavel having a convo

[foggy jacinth]

I play for the love of the game

[mighty isle]

tis legendary

[weak verge]

lets just be friends then im not here to seek war

[foggy jacinth]

Me neither im just gonna steal from u

No war only steal

[weak verge]

u dont do shi u just give to all the kapitans the informations

[foggy jacinth]

Information is key

[broken leaf]

Yo

[broken leaf]

Yo

[foggy jacinth]

Yoo

[weak verge]

khanjali

[foggy jacinth]

My fav ground vehicle

[weak verge]

ur here too??

[broken leaf]

Hello i havent seen u before

[weak verge]

fr

[harsh mesa]

just tossed ur juggernaut on the floor btw

[foggy jacinth]

[weak verge]

ok

[broken leaf]

What do i see

[weak verge]

mmh yesss

[harsh mesa]

U wasting ur money on him

[weak verge]

can u give me a discount?

[harsh mesa]

Fire his ass

[broken leaf]

Let them wear hearing aids

[void hull]

[weak verge]

dw i have inf moneys so

[harsh mesa]

Just donate me money for noble cause then

Instead of making me steal it

[weak verge]

ok, bet

[fresh magnet]

@wooden spade, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @icy oyster

[nova tartan]

Just grind, I think

[small sentinel]

in the apartment heists, for the criminal mastermind can you not die in setups either or just the heists itself?

[strange slate]

I'm doing it rn, and no, u can't die at all, nowhere

[small sentinel]

damn

[strange slate]

It's not that bad I promise

[harsh mesa]

U have to stay alive in every single mission

[small sentinel]

also i had in order done on accident [since i just did all the apartment heists for the first time], does this be reducted from the end payout of cmm

[harsh mesa]

But since ur on pc, end task when u die to save it

[small sentinel]

no?

[small sentinel]

alt f4? Or via task manager?

i'd guess task manager

[harsh mesa]

Task manager but there's a setting to get that option on taskbar

[small sentinel]

aight thanks for the tip

[harsh mesa]

U just have to not mess up the timing

Do it as soon as u die

[somber talon]

[leaden flume]

i think my gun runner supplies are broken i bought it and been an hour and hasnt cane yet lol

[strange slate]

I'm level 40, started 10 days ago, first time doing heists

[harsh mesa]

Change session

[small sentinel]

damn lol

[strange slate]

Just spam healing and stay in cover all the time

[harsh mesa]

Put on utility vest it tanks damage

[somber talon]

[jagged sedge]

Or you can not die

[strange slate]

I did, watched a video and followed all the advice

[small sentinel]

tho i never died in the setups for any of the heists aswell, its just more im kind of scared of the teamates i'll be with. I have no idea what their strat is lmfao

[strange slate]

Oh yeah I feel u, of the 4 of us, only 1 guy and I are in VC so it's a little chalked

[small sentinel]

well we ALL wont be calling since we literally dont know eachother apart from the pacific standard heist and like 2 more

[full flax]

guys whats the best way to make money other than hiests?

[small sentinel]

be a stripper

[strange slate]

You gotta channel your inner solid snake and be stealthy

[small sentinel]

joking mc businesses probably

[strange slate]

Grind acid labs

[full flax]

im trying to get the acid lab lol

[jagged sedge]

Nightclub

[full flax]

i need 100k more

[small sentinel]

im tempted to get the oppressor mkII again

[full flax]

oooooooo wait i didnt think abt that

[small sentinel]

8m no idea what to do with

[strange slate]

Cluckin bell takes 40 minutes and gives 500k

[full flax]

clucking bell?

[strange slate]

Solo

[wide remnant]

gamble casino

[small sentinel]

the V on the map basically

[strange slate]

Yes, V on the map

[full flax]

ah thx

[small sentinel]

for fucks sake no

[wide remnant]

your 1 gamble away from generational wealth

[small sentinel]

i already am

[harsh mesa]

I just failed cmm with randoms at 21/26 after he mowed me down with heli blades

[small sentinel]

i've got a mansion and yacht and no i WONT be getting ALL mansions i want one so its special

[mighty isle]

trust no low level with a helicopter

[mighty isle]

richmond ftw

[harsh mesa]

Bro got to the heli before me and refused to get out

[mighty isle]

oof

[small sentinel]

or let them parachute from a helicopter and landing OUTSIDE humane labs and needing to pick them up on the side of a mountain [low level as in level 235]

[wheat marten]

Wha

[still badger]

whats the best loc for coke business?

[wheat marten]

I was eating lil homie

[jagged sedge]

21/26? The signal prep?

[real cove]

Yo bald unc

[wheat marten]

None 💔

[wheat marten]

Waltuh

[still badger]

wasnt it a good business

[real cove]

Welp he got u

[wheat marten]

All the MC businesses nowadays are terrible

[wide remnant]

the cheapest one

[small sentinel]

what i get with 8m

[wheat marten]

Mk2

[wide remnant]

gamble in casino

[small sentinel]

i have no idea what to purchase except mabye for the fuckass oppressor

[small sentinel]

fuck you

[wheat marten]

Oppressor MK1 is actually fun to use

[small sentinel]

i do have it

[wheat marten]

You got the missiles on it?

[small sentinel]

i love it like cheetah

[wide remnant]

this guy doesnt know what hes doing, we aint flippin hamburgers here pal, right ? @wheat marten

[wheat marten]

Yeah agreed

[small sentinel]

no since the FUCKASS bunker research

[wheat marten]

Sit down waltuh

Listen to daddy gus

[wheat marten]

With 8m you might as well purchase the rest it'll be speedy

[small sentinel]

the rest what

[wheat marten]

The rest of the research...

[small sentinel]

also im too lazy its in buttfuck paleto bay

[wheat marten]

Just fast track it bro

[small sentinel]

that is how much?

[wheat marten]

Noob trap

[wheat marten]

225k for 1 full bar of research

[small sentinel]

fucking hell

[wheat marten]

That's not bad for the time it takes

[small sentinel]

do i still need supplies? I'd guess yes but still idk

[wheat marten]

That's an easy 5-6 researchs from 1 cayo

[small sentinel]

i never use gunrunning or bunker

[wheat marten]

To fast track? Nope

It just gives you the option on the research tab

[small sentinel]

so i can just do it without having any supply at all?

[deft knoll]

I really want a Stafford
But they're unavailable 😭

I'm a sucker for old cars

[wheat marten]

Of course bro no supplies needed

[wheat marten]

This guy stinks

[small sentinel]

aight

should i just get a bunker closer to me and not buttfuck paleto

[deft knoll]

What!?
The classics look better than the modern cars

[small sentinel]

i should be learning for my 2 exams tommorow but meh fuck it

[wide remnant]

you are on 8m coz u dont know how to spend it, every suggestion made by other you rject it

massive skill issue

[small sentinel]

its still money

if i had 100 million i'd still be responsible

[wide remnant]

if u had tht much u wont be playing the game bro

[small sentinel]

fair point

or griefing on their mk2

[wide remnant]

what in the andrew tate

this guy

[pearl estuary]

Why are we inside a GTA server talking about getting better life man

[devout gust]

Anyone know how to make good money kinda quick and solo

[small sentinel]

oslo is a city

[torpid basin]

Cayo periko

[pearl estuary]

Y'all are forgetting if China and Russia join the war you can say goodbye to your dream life

[gray wigeon]

damn unc retire already

[torpid basin]

But they fixed,and you can 1 million max

[wide remnant]

i got the worst loot in cayo perico

[small sentinel]

join the war against iran or us and nato?

[wide remnant]

600k primary target, 600k secondary target

[small sentinel]

i have no idea who's side their on

[torpid basin]

You can get with a bug a pantera

[devout gust]

Anything else?

[wide remnant]

they have their own side

[signal whale]

on god

[torpid basin]

Quest with a axe

1 quest is 250k

[pearl estuary]

What do you mean is that a threat

[signal whale]

i see a bear

[void hull]

i love running along the beach with the hatchet

[wide remnant]

what is this guy even tlking bout

[signal whale]

do you bear things that other bears cant bear (in gta)

[small sentinel]

bro failed a test once

[quartz knoll]

Guys should I either get the Kosatka or a Nightclub

[signal whale]

kosatka first

[still badger]

Kosatka first

[small sentinel]

kosatka

[still badger]

NC is great but you need to invest a lot

[void hull]

kostaka

[pearl estuary]

I bear loading screens that last longer than a bear's hibernation.

[quartz knoll]

Ok

[small sentinel]

what is many many

[quartz knoll]

Thanks

[torpid basin]

Kosatka for money,but nightclub for a opressor

[signal whale]

thank you for your excellent service.

[still badger]

For a full setup NC you may need to spend around 6-8 m

[wide remnant]

kosatka

[signal whale]

why do you need nightclub for oppressor

[still badger]

Since you need to buy other businesses too

[signal whale]

oh right the terrorbyte nvm

[still badger]

Kosatka is just kosatka ( sparrow optionally for easier missions)

[torpid basin]

You can get discount

[void hull]

and guided missiles to fire at your enemies

[signal whale]

right right

[pearl estuary]

Catch you in Los Santos. I'll be the one bearin' the heist while you drive. 🐻💥

[wide remnant]

bro hes teasing you

[signal whale]

i am considering getting legacy just to experience this greatness.

[small sentinel]

i get why you failed exams

[torpid basin]

Do you try to play RP server?

[signal whale]

no

[quartz knoll]

I have 2 million dollars btw, so I am unsure if I will get kosatka

[torpid basin]

Ahhh😭😭😭

[wide remnant]

get it

[signal whale]

?? 😭

[quartz knoll]

Oh

[somber talon]

[wide remnant]

[torpid basin]

Why GTA online don t play RP

[signal whale]

i dont like this

[somber talon]

yes u do