gta-online

[rich sluice]

Never go behind the wheel of a SRT gang 💔😭

[terse pine]

is it a whale

[limpid marsh]

[terse pine]

what’s an srt

[barren lichen]

im from the westernmost, mumbai

[limpid marsh]

Rich ppl

[vocal marsh]

I don't think there's a worse handling car then that, its beyond disappointment

[terse pine]

why

[rich sluice]

Staring at u disappointingly

[barren lichen]

we eat vada pavs

[terse pine]

i was ragebaiting

srt is like on steering wheels i think

[limpid marsh]

It’s tasty and unhealthy

[rich sluice]

I need me one of those

[terse pine]

a steering wheel?

twin they come with the car😭💔

[lucid walrus]

night fine shyt

[steep zealot]

Hi 👋

[rich sluice]

A car without a steering wheel = a lawsuit

[terse pine]

HI

[steep zealot]

Hi twin

[terse pine]

i’m going to sue you for stepping on my turf

[broken leaf]

Hi bob

[terse pine]

guys i robbed a convenience store earlier

i was scared the man would shoot my head

[broken leaf]

In real.life?

[rich sluice]

Bro said turf like it’s the 80s 🥀💔

[terse pine]

no i’m a kindhearted, compassionate, loving, caring, individual

[terse pine]

get off my turf before i call my uncle lester

[rich sluice]

ur creepy uncle?

[terse pine]

no my wonderful uncle

[rich sluice]

that’s not good

[steep zealot]

Hi tank

[terse pine]

you’re not good

[terse pine]

tanka

[midnight zodiac]

Hey can anyone tell me the best arcade to buy for casino heist ?

[terse pine]

how are you cargo bob

[broken leaf]

Videogeddon

[terse pine]

the one closest to casino

[terse pine]

[broken leaf]

Or the ine in paleto bay

[midnight zodiac]

Are they any different tbh ?

[steep zealot]

A but fkt from yesterday but a ok !

[summer elm]

Buy the one by that tunnel to get away from cops faster/easier

[terse pine]

yes😭distance

[steep zealot]

Wby makki

[terse pine]

my head hurts but i’m thriving

[summer elm]

Should be somewhere on the right

[midnight zodiac]

Ahh I see

[steep zealot]

W twin

[terse pine]

hi ewo man

[slender quartz]

How do I start dr dre missions

[wild compass]

hi makki

[terse pine]

have you done a security contact?

[slender quartz]

How u do that

[terse pine]

do you have an agency

[summer elm]

Get a agency

[slender quartz]

Idk

[terse pine]

twin😭

[slender quartz]

How do I check I have one

[terse pine]

buy an agency

[slender quartz]

I haven’t play in years bro

[pliant kestrel]

Go to your agency, your office and then the computer, start running normal contracts until Franklin calls you about a new job offering, then you can get into the missions for starting dr dre

[terse pine]

go to maze bank foreclosures on the internet

purchase an agency

should be around 2.3m??

[slender quartz]

I DONT KNOW WHERE A AGENXY IS

[summer elm]

U have to buy an agency

[terse pine]

i just told you genius

[pliant kestrel]

Its on dynasty8executive on your phone, you can buy them on the same website as the offices, they just have a different icon

[slender quartz]

K

I do have one

[signal whale]

wall what do u think of ram prices

[slender quartz]

Now what @hallow violet

Wrong makki

[terse pine]

😭

[slender quartz]

@terse pine

[signal whale]

💀

[summer elm]

Now go to the fucking agency

[signal whale]

and make franklin defend your home

[terse pine]

go inside, go up the stairs, walk to your office, sit in chair, go on laptop, see if you can see vip contact

contract

[slender quartz]

I’m slowly going there I’m just jamming these motherfuckers on the road

[terse pine]

if you don’t see vip contract, do a security contract

[summer elm]

I forgot this is Mitch this guy is a chud

[slender quartz]

With my acid lab it’s sick

[terse pine]

and then you’ll be able to do the vip contract which is dre

[summer elm]

I’m not responding to this clown

[pliant kestrel]

Im set, I have a whole box of ddr5 I have for "work" purposes

[slender quartz]

Never heard of chud what does this even mean

[slender quartz]

Thanks

[signal whale]

what the fuck give me 32gb

[limpid marsh]

Then go to office laptop and see if u have dre contract

[pliant kestrel]

you can't even do nuthin with that ps and the ram

[signal whale]

i got a pc miss

[limpid marsh]

I have 16 gb ddr5 only

[signal whale]

ddr5 is more expensive than a car atp

[limpid marsh]

Should I sell and buy a ps

[signal whale]

please wall

give me some ram

[limpid marsh]

It will drop in 5-6 months

[signal whale]

fuck man

please bro

[barren lichen]

yo

[signal whale]

for groundpound69

[barren lichen]

what if i do rm rf

[terse pine]

hi iv man

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[signal whale]

i give you 10 dollars for ur ram 👍

[limpid marsh]

[terse pine]

what the heck is your name about

[barren lichen]

yeedle do dee dee dee deedle dod dee dee!

[signal whale]

hes the foreskinassassin wym

we need to trust him with our lives

[terse pine]

you spelt it wrong

[signal whale]

stop it

[terse pine]

no

[signal whale]

its the thought that counts

aint that right @brave kindle

[limpid marsh]

[terse pine]

@celest gull did bob really say nuff?!

[slender quartz]

@terse pine

[terse pine]

what

[slender quartz]

Yo

[terse pine]

hi

[slender quartz]

Do I have to finish the security contracts first

[chilly thorn]

How do I blow up my c4 in a akula under the map

[terse pine]

do you see vip contract when you open ur laptop?

[barren lichen]

damn is 😂

[pliant kestrel]

yes, typically around 2 - 3 to get the offer

[slender quartz]

Yea but It’s locked

[terse pine]

then do 1, see if it works

i think 1 worked for me

[limpid marsh]

Then play a security and roam outside ig franklin will call u

[mental nexus]

8 am and i can’t sleep

[terse pine]

get off ur phone genius

[limpid marsh]

8 am why are u sleeping

[mental nexus]

I tried to sleep but didn’t help

[fresh magnet]

@brave kindle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[mental nexus]

I like sleeping

[deep drum]

Anyone know how to fix the mansion crash glitch The instant I enter the mansion the game crashes completely

No error codes or nun

[barren lichen]

where u from bud

[limpid marsh]

[signal whale]

u got it foreskinassasin

[mental nexus]

Poland

[fresh magnet]

@brave kindle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[barren lichen]

vivat rzeczpospolita

[signal whale]

😭

[coarse sand]

Whatsup yall

[signal whale]

u a goat?

[mental nexus]

Ayo hello groundy

[terse pine]

hey bff

[deep drum]

Dang I just got ignored smh

[signal whale]

wsg king

[limpid marsh]

He not a goat

[mental nexus]

Also hello makkening

[limpid marsh]

He’s the goat

[coarse sand]

I just joined the server 🥀

[terse pine]

no

[signal whale]

fuck u on about

[mental nexus]

I have no idea bro

[signal whale]

thank you

[barren lichen]

Vive ny zginela!

[signal whale]

fuck yeah

[pliant kestrel]

I just joined too, its a fun place so far

[terse pine]

hi nicholi

[deep drum]

Fuck

[terse pine]

bad word

[mental nexus]

How u doing also im tired

[signal whale]

joined february 3 2025

[coarse sand]

Nice

[barren lichen]

where do i dend link

[slender quartz]

Fuck

[terse pine]

horrible hbu twinjamin

[signal whale]

fuck

[barren lichen]

where send link do i

[coarse sand]

I figured I’d join a discord so whenever I do get online i could maybe find people to play with

[mental nexus]

Tireddd

[terse pine]

stalker

[limpid marsh]

Pack you

[slender quartz]

What the fuck happen man @deep drum

[coarse sand]

I need to grind money on my one acc

[slender quartz]

What happened

[terse pine]

just picked a random victim to blame?😭

[deep drum]

Game keeps crashing when I try to enter mansion 😭

[slender quartz]

Yeah that’s fuck all right

[deep drum]

Fuck

[slender quartz]

Fuck mane

[terse pine]

did you guys learn a new word

[deep drum]

Haven't played in like a year and just wanted to check it out 🥲

[slender quartz]

How does a game keep crashing when it doesn’t move

Fuck mane

[deep drum]

Idfk

[terse pine]

the mansion hasn’t been out for a year

😒

[deep drum]

Yea I got on cuz I saw the update

Like yesterday

[terse pine]

oh

[barren lichen]

my 10 y/o cousin loves gta online

[slender quartz]

Fuck

[terse pine]

myself loves grand theft auto five online

[slender quartz]

Fuck

[deep drum]

Fuck

[barren lichen]

fuck wrong?

[terse pine]

what the heck

[deep drum]

Game crash wrong

[slender quartz]

Fuck game crash right

[deep drum]

Right

[barren lichen]

right

[slender quartz]

By saying fuck

[broken leaf]

gain xp

[slender quartz]

Fuck I died

[broken leaf]

go in facility and spam orbital cannon

[slender quartz]

I just deathed fuck sake fuck

[broken leaf]

killfeed

[limpid marsh]

Best way

[broken leaf]

than its a hacker try going into building

kill everyone they already dieing so it doesnt matter

[limpid marsh]

Wait I just got a idea though I don’t do griefing

[broken leaf]

i just kill the griefers

[limpid marsh]

Ppl can grief using orbital cannon

[broken leaf]

dont give them ideas

[limpid marsh]

[indigo fossil]

Thx

[vocal marsh]

khanjali griefing is the best

or raiju

[indigo fossil]

Ooo will try for sure

[broken leaf]

do u mean with khanjali or against khanjali

[vocal marsh]

With

[indigo fossil]

[vocal marsh]

Sniped mk2 oppressor once with it

[mental nexus]

Raiju gets absolutely slimed

[broken leaf]

no it shoots them once and they blow up

[limpid marsh]

Ig I should just bullying new players with atomiser and then host cayo perico for them, I started doing that today it’s fun

[vocal marsh]

I use stealth then spam explosive mg on a random bounty

[mental nexus]

What about b11?

[limpid marsh]

New idea of mine

[mental nexus]

[broken leaf]

is slower

i need 200+miles an hour

[indigo fossil]

Lawl

[limpid marsh]

[brave kindle]

what’s the most efficient way to make money

that isn’t really a heist

like i said yall in new

[limpid marsh]

My cayo on cd rn and im tired so off game rn

[indigo fossil]

Mod

[summer elm]

MC business

[broken leaf]

dr dre doesnt feel like a heist

more likemissions

[vocal marsh]

Tony soprano reference

[brave kindle]

i’m tryna hit a lil car meet , someone on xbox start one

[limpid marsh]

I mean weed business is going crazy in event

850k per sell

[broken leaf]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@brave kindle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @broken leaf

[broken leaf]

go to vechiles

[brave kindle]

those channels be dead

the vibes are HERE

[broken leaf]

i know but it is prohibited here

[limpid marsh]

I’m using ghost outfit

[broken leaf]

im using a khanjali as outfit

[limpid marsh]

[broken leaf]

thats a good strat

[vague ivy]

[limpid marsh]

Ig the armour is crazy

[vague ivy]

and boom you’re banned after a week

sometimes a month

[broken leaf]

who?

[limpid marsh]

Sometimes forever

[indigo fossil]

That's exception

[limpid marsh]

If repeated

[vague ivy]

what

[indigo fossil]

Contradiction

[vague ivy]

what is this guy trying to say

[indigo fossil]

[broken leaf]

rockstaris a rockstar

[indigo fossil]

P?

[broken leaf]

who is p

[indigo fossil]

🤦🏿‍♂️

[broken leaf]

is it micheal jackson

[limpid marsh]

Suggest more rage bait idea for randoms in public server

[indigo fossil]

Grief and say ez

[limpid marsh]

Totally authentic idea never seen anywhere

[indigo fossil]

Tell them noob

[limpid marsh]

Breh

[indigo fossil]

Umm

[limpid marsh]

Do I look like a valorant player

[indigo fossil]

Yep

[rigid rock]

yes very much

[broken leaf]

yes

[limpid marsh]

No I’m not

[indigo fossil]

Lwll

[broken leaf]

why

[indigo fossil]

Rage bait alert

[limpid marsh]

It’s too weird for me to, I was playing with friends reached diamond and then ppl go crazy

Indian server diamond lobby act like they radiant level professionals

My friend typed brain dead and got a week ban

Too normie game

[covert radish]

best is to not try argue at all cost just simply ignore

[indigo fossil]

[indigo fossil]

Saint?

[limpid marsh]

Best way is to not play

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

I enjoy warzone far more if I wanna play competitive

[indigo fossil]

Ludo

[covert radish]

👎

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

I ain’t grinding

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

[broken leaf]

they are clifford

[indigo fossil]

[winged sinew]

I hope GTA 6 online has next level mod proof

[broken leaf]

youre just doing cayo

[indigo fossil]

Obv it's ps

[quaint heron]

[limpid marsh]

2-3 times a day is fine ig

[indigo fossil]

Dead?

[quaint heron]

[indigo fossil]

[winged sinew]

I got spam machine gunned

[indigo fossil]

Critical

[broken leaf]

use alienguns

[quaint heron]

[winged sinew]

And he was godmode

[broken leaf]

interesting idea

[indigo fossil]

Grief mode???

[winged sinew]

Even SAFE crew isn't safe anymore lol

[broken leaf]

then i go in raiju mode

[quaint heron]

[limpid marsh]

Atleast he didn’t kidnap you and increase your rp level

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

Coz they can do that as well

[winged sinew]

That'll be W

[indigo fossil]

Lawlll

[broken leaf]

go to lester

[limpid marsh]

Throw collectables at u

[broken leaf]

yes lester is cool guy

[quaint heron]

[limpid marsh]

Spam them

I have seen flying phantom wedge

[indigo fossil]

[broken leaf]

thats pretty normal

[limpid marsh]

Ye

[indigo fossil]

Low cortisol level

[limpid marsh]

Modders are good to look at if I’m not doing sell missons

[steady zealot]

Did anyone know that you can land helicopters on the ocean?

[indigo fossil]

Whoaa

[broken leaf]

yes

[sour galleon]

that’s greats

[pliant kestrel]

Just wait until you figure out you can drive cars into the ocean

[broken leaf]

with watersparrow

[limpid marsh]

but why

[signal whale]

why u been dead

[steady zealot]

Well that's duh

[broken leaf]

lets try that with scramjet

[signal whale]

mindblowing

[sour galleon]

like that

[steady zealot]

no, like helicopters with wheels

or the regular sparrow

[cedar citrus]

I’m listening to peak rn add me so u can see my Spotify 🙌🙏😔

[signal whale]

yes

[broken leaf]

thats possible u can also go underwater but not up again

[pliant kestrel]

people can see your spotify without adding you

[cedar citrus]

Oh

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

We can just see that in your profile

[cedar citrus]

I’m stupid

[indigo fossil]

Fbi ?

[cunning umbra]

what's the best money grind rn?

[limpid marsh]

Kgb

[indigo fossil]

Pizza

[limpid marsh]

[steady zealot]

Like if you crash? Idk, but anyways, I din't know the ocean had a werid plane you can ride regular helicopters on with. You can go really fast too

[broken leaf]

no fib

[broken leaf]

are u modding?

[indigo fossil]

Some random guy told me to sell 52300 pizzas to get mansion

[broken leaf]

eating bricks of cheese

or cayo

[steady zealot]

no why would i waste money?

[pliant kestrel]

Cayo > Agency (VIP contract) > Sell businesses
Stock businesses
Contact / contract missions (Cluckin bell, Avi, autoshop, garment factory, etc.)

[indigo fossil]

Underrated

[limpid marsh]

Raid a drug lord and steal money from him , then buy shark card with that money

[vocal marsh]

not lying

[broken leaf]

to buy dutch cheese

[broken leaf]

cayo real life

[limpid marsh]

[cedar citrus]

Fr fr

[indigo fossil]

My cartel friend's back story

[limpid marsh]

Mexico rn

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

Mexico is real life gta now though so

[indigo fossil]

Whoaa

[limpid marsh]

Iran is cod oilzone

[indigo fossil]

He's watching

[pliant kestrel]

2 • Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.
cough cough

[limpid marsh]

I don’t have oil so I’m not in danger

[indigo fossil]

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

Real we should talk about el rubio

[torn quarry]

Lol

[limpid marsh]

[indigo fossil]

That kiddo got brutally r by me 69xv
times

[broken leaf]

el rubio needs to have more white powder when i go on his island

[limpid marsh]

Rubio is Colombian/mexican , pavel Russian

[indigo fossil]

Mix

[limpid marsh]

Makes sense

[broken leaf]

pavel is a good guy

[limpid marsh]

During the pink diamond event I found pink diamond and 6 gold in compound

[cedar citrus]

Yea it be getting me pump for bench

[indigo fossil]

After giving that piece of shit a whole dayum cut i can't agree

[broken leaf]

i never get ore than 3 gold

[limpid marsh]

Dem

[limpid marsh]

Only 1 % men

[indigo fossil]

[broken leaf]

he takes like 40k fencing fee is 120k or somewhat close to that

[indigo fossil]

6.1 m - pavel = 600k

F maths

[limpid marsh]

60k

[broken leaf]

and 10 mil for u

[indigo fossil]

Nah it's 600k for my cut

[limpid marsh]

Pavel is a great guy only takes 1%

Meanwhile that poorest gunmen and driver in diamond taking way more

And I don’t even see them

[broken leaf]

are u only looting tequila without secondaries

[indigo fossil]

yes

[broken leaf]

they are in the sewers drinking beer

[limpid marsh]

Fr

[broken leaf]

whhyyyyyy just grab coke

[limpid marsh]

Look air strip

[indigo fossil]

Cuz Nothin spawns rather than that mf

[limpid marsh]

U can pass elite challenge and get 1m + every run

[cedar citrus]

I’ll check it out rn

[steep river]

How is this person killing me and everyone but is invisible in the game etc and playlist

[indigo fossil]

Passed elite challenge with a taqila in hard mode = 600k

[limpid marsh]

Not possible

Bag needs to be filled

[indigo fossil]

...

[rigid pine]

Invisible godmode glitch

Aka a cheater

[covert radish]

they really don't need to be

[indigo fossil]

Im frustrated with the taqila 8 times in a row

[limpid marsh]

For elite challenge

[indigo fossil]

[covert radish]

you just like alcohol, so the game delivers it

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

My last 8 time is 2 pink diamond 4 necklace 2 tequila

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

I haven’t got bearer bond since ages

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

Waiting for that panther statue event

[indigo fossil]

When is it

[limpid marsh]

Then

[broken leaf]

there is a lockup on northdock that has a 60 percent chance of spawning coca

[indigo fossil]

I never seen 1 ngl

[steep river]

Console should have eagle eye

[broken leaf]

pray to rockstar

[limpid marsh]

Ngl best solo run for elite is longfin to airstrip then compound

[indigo fossil]

Im heartbroken after seeing taqila

[rigid pine]

An anti cheat wont work cuz they abuse a bug, its effectively cheating tho

[limpid marsh]

It’s been quite a long time

The event may drop randomly

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

When rockstar wants

[indigo fossil]

Notification?

[limpid marsh]

It will be said in discord news channel and also in online page when u open game

[indigo fossil]

Ohh

[broken leaf]

in the game

[limpid marsh]

It’s 1.9 mil alone btw

[broken leaf]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@kind gazelle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @broken leaf

[broken leaf]

go there

i dont understand

mine is haudoinxdwudcohnad*(&&(!@&#)(&#&@!%#^12!%@&^%@!^&%!@378481)(#@(!&#(&$#

[limpid marsh]

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

Watching new symbolic languages before gta 6

[broken leaf]

ww3 before gta 6

[sharp dome]

Spam

[limpid marsh]

Not officially started yet though

[indigo fossil]

Didn't it happened before

[broken leaf]

kind of

[sharp dome]

Gta channel

[indigo fossil]

[sharp dome]

[limpid marsh]

Should I add games in arcade

[sharp dome]

U might get muted for that spam that's why I said it

[limpid marsh]

[broken leaf]

no unless u want to play the games

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

Currently my arcade looks like it’s in the poorest country of the world

[pliant kestrel]

I don't wanna 1v1 you at beach

[limpid marsh]

With 2 machine in middle

[broken leaf]

so looks mine too

[indigo fossil]

[broken leaf]

900 buck every ingame day

[pliant kestrel]

Im horrified, scary person

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

Meanwhile my friends arcade is like neon light and machine everywhere

[thorn echo]

Yo r these gta mod guys legit

[sharp dome]

Lol looks who u talkin too

[pliant kestrel]

On console? No

[broken leaf]

burn the inside of arcade

[thorn echo]

Okay thanks

[limpid marsh]

I drank the costliest drink and woke up in the toilet

[sharp dome]

Lol he got muted

[indigo fossil]

[broken leaf]

who

[pliant kestrel]

we don't know

[broken leaf]

larzy does

[limpid marsh]

Someone got muted we don’t know who

Just know someone did

[broken leaf]

how do u see that

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

Idk I belive what he said

[indigo fossil]

How

Unpossible

[limpid marsh]

How do u swap car

[indigo fossil]

[rigid pine]

U can swap from a standard to a drift and vice versa

[limpid marsh]

Breh

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

That can be self done why need someone for that

[indigo fossil]

[limpid marsh]

[rigid pine]

They never say need

[limpid marsh]

[indigo fossil]

[broken leaf]

which level in this chat are you guys

[limpid marsh]

High

[vocal marsh]

1

[indigo fossil]

Yea yesterday i was

[limpid marsh]

Rn im

[broken leaf]

your 10 to 25

[indigo fossil]

[indigo fossil]

Im 8000

Counting days

[broken leaf]

in this channel

[indigo fossil]

[indigo fossil]

1

Day 1 of taking birth

[limpid marsh]

High dose is more high or im

Guess we never know

[slender quartz]

Is dr dre 2 player

[limpid marsh]

1

[rigid pine]

How much did u spend on that totally legit account, cuz its mathematically impossible to reach lvl 8k

[indigo fossil]

I took a cheese bread out of my grandpa who's dead last month on top floor

[limpid marsh]

U can do duo but they will get like 50k fee for service

It’s not a heist

[indigo fossil]

[glass kettle]

finally completed hit and run misison

aafter a century

[trail hare]

wsg

wait where the fuck is she

[indigo fossil]

Who

[rigid pine]

2500 is very high but realistic if u srs no life, 8k isnt

[trail hare]

@terse pine

[terse pine]

hi

what

[trail hare]

there u r

[slender quartz]

Are yous dating

[trail hare]

how u doing

[limpid marsh]

Me being a 77 level watching these numbers

[terse pine]

WHAT

[trail hare]

wtf

[indigo fossil]

Jk bruh leave me alone

[limpid marsh]

[slender quartz]

Both have cat pfps

[terse pine]

horrible hbu twinjamin

[terse pine]

no we are not😭

[trail hare]

terrible thanks for asking

[terse pine]

yw twin

[slender quartz]

Who wants to grief on ps4 version while my ps5 version downloads

[limpid marsh]

Psssspssspssspssss

[indigo fossil]

[slender quartz]

That’s how you get sum like @terse pine @trail hare

[indigo fossil]

[slender quartz]

Pssspssspsss

[limpid marsh]

[terse pine]

what the heck😡

[slender quartz]

Pssspsspsss

[broken leaf]

hi makki

[terse pine]

hi bff

[limpid marsh]

ig that doesn’t work on cat tha use discord

[slender quartz]

How do you feel about snakes

[trail hare]

ur weird

[terse pine]

no

[broken leaf]

snaky

[slender quartz]

Pssspssspsss

[indigo fossil]

Brutal

[limpid marsh]

Nvm ima take a powernap im feeling high on discord rn

[indigo fossil]

Charge full bro

[broken leaf]

sleep well while dreaming about gta

[indigo fossil]

[slender quartz]

Bit zooy

[indigo fossil]

Alr time to charge myself up

Cya

[broken leaf]

bye

anybodyhere?

[slender quartz]

airball

[broken leaf]

i dont like the air i like gta

[terse pine]

gta

so fun

[broken leaf]

yes

[terse pine]

🥰 gta

[broken leaf]

ive called insurance for scramjet for the 350st time yesterday im counting it

so 3.5 mil in total

[vocal marsh]

Insurance doesnt even respond to me anymore

Or assistant

[terse pine]

you are just windsrtfful at driving

[broken leaf]

no scramjet just loves water

[terse pine]

no

you love being bad driver

[steep zealot]

U not the one to talk twin

[terse pine]

i take my greeting back

[steep zealot]

Hiii twin

[steep zealot]

I saw the clips

[broken leaf]

with what

[terse pine]

hi what

[terse pine]

😡evil

[broken leaf]

of what?

[steep zealot]

A lil

[steep zealot]

Makki driving

[broken leaf]

hahaha

[terse pine]

why would this happpen

what does that even mean

[terse pine]

it is not funny

i am wonderful drivi by

[broken leaf]

i do some drivebys with a rajiu so my wing touches them and they are sawn in half

[terse pine]

evil

you are evil

[broken leaf]

no

mk2s are evil

flying bugs

[terse pine]

i love🥰

[broken leaf]

i love killing them

[terse pine]

ou are

bad

[broken leaf]

no im living to protect sellers from getting blown up by others

[wet eagle]

Me

[broken leaf]

interesting relationship

[terse pine]

don’t lie🥰

[broken leaf]

eat a brick of cheese trust me it is good and i wont be inside the cheese

eat the cheese

silence

inevatible silence

[steep river]

Wish they couldn’t kill me

[rigid pine]

Tbf when I see one i just report them and switch sessions

Even if the report system is useless

[pliant kestrel]

delightful

[steep river]

They don’t show up to report them

[rigid pine]

Wait they arent in the player list ?

That's new

[wet eagle]

I never lie

[broken leaf]

why is it silent again

[drifting plume]

check your dm's ;D

anyone else wanna play singleplayer co-op w me let me know

[slender quartz]

Anyone play resident evil ?

[drifting plume]

no its too scary imo

[slender quartz]

That’s what is so good abt it

[drifting plume]

yea i guess

[broken leaf]

hello el purpo

[drifting plume]

hi

[dire furnace]

What’s up everyone

[broken leaf]

i need to get 10 mil for deluxo jet

and 8 mil for yacht

[digital bluff]

Yes

[dire furnace]

I’m a crew leader I like to help my crew make a lottttt of money and sell warehouses/ businesses

[digital bluff]

I jus be playing as a monkey online & doing car drops

[dire furnace]

lol sounds fun

[digital bluff]

I get harassed every lobby asking how I’m a monkey

However all the sweats leave me be & immediately protect me. Very odd

My psn is iukas

[fathom flume]

imagine being such a loser u have to use godmode for ur friend to win a business battle

[digital bluff]

Real

[fathom flume]

n then he STILL loses 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[dire furnace]

🤣🤣

[digital bluff]

I have all those turned off so I’m never alerted when some event starts. It peaceful that way

[fathom flume]

godmode glitches are top 3 worst things to have been created in the history of humanity

oml i js went thru 25 minutes of HELLLLLLL

[dire furnace]

I like to provide for my crew 💜

[digital bluff]

If you start up the ceo job headhunter in interaction menu then go off radar. Sit on the person who’s in godmode with a tank. It’ll take them out of it and they’ll spawn nearby & can be killed

Don’t know how that works or why it works but it works 🗣️

[rigid pine]

Too bad there are other godmode glitches u cant do anything about (the invisible one for example)

[digital bluff]

True

Why is the word goy censored when texting in gta 😭🙏

“Profanity”

[steep zealot]

U evil

[steep zealot]

Why is the word lol profanity

[rich sluice]

That’s actually so dumb

[digital bluff]

There’s no way

[queen roost]

Yoo

[steep zealot]

Try it

[rich sluice]

Yo wassup

[summer elm]

Homie still awake

[rich sluice]

u still awake

[wheat marten]

I was hiding on a rooftop and I kept hearing footsteps and someone climbing a ladder like there was an invisible player trolling me but it was just a mugger

[summer elm]

I’m at work doing overnight, when u gettin a ps5

[rich sluice]

Never 💀

[signal whale]

whats going on

[summer elm]

Smh come to the dark side

[rich sluice]

technically my side is the dark side

[orchid belfry]

nothing ig

[tight aspen]

@prisma crystal I sent you a dm bro

[signal whale]

💔

[vivid gazelle]

How do u guys have good aim?

[plain charm]

I play fps games

[vivid gazelle]

I play too, ( valorant)

[tawny peak]

how is lol profanity

[plain charm]

Then have good aim

[vivid gazelle]

Gng I do but idk how they hit with snipers so fast

[plain charm]

Snipers!

[tawny peak]

C h a m b e r

[plain charm]

Havent seen a single player use snipers on gta

[vivid gazelle]

Like are they hacking or smthn?

Idk the settings in gta

[tawny peak]

[vivid gazelle]

Maybe they have aim assit?

[full fractal]

Any New players around here ?

[plain charm]

Ye

[vivid gazelle]

Yes you need money?

[plain charm]

I do

[vivid gazelle]

[plain charm]

Give me money

[vivid gazelle]

go dms

[summer elm]

Dam take him out on a date first

[plain charm]

He never asked me to

[tawny peak]

[vivid gazelle]

Guay mentality

[full fractal]

@vivid gazelle no i dont need money i need players for the heists

[vivid gazelle]

[vivid gazelle]

#lfg

Not here g

[full fractal]

ik

[fresh magnet]

@full fractal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[pliant kestrel]

#didn'twork

[vivid gazelle]

Whateverr g

It's the try that mattes

[rose blaze]

bruh why are ppl so bored they wanna blow me up trying to keep my nightclubs popularity up T_T

im just a wee level 50 leave me be

[plain charm]

Play invite only sessions

[signal whale]

yes sir

[signal whale]

wsg goat

[plain charm]

Sup

[signal whale]

hey im level 50 too

[plain charm]

Im him/goat/auraful boy

[rose blaze]

yes and for some stuff i like to but I would like to play with others and check out there cool rides

[plain charm]

So u understand now

[signal whale]

mb him/goat/auraful boy

[plain charm]

Alg just dont mess it up again

[signal whale]

fs fs

[rose blaze]

idk when I was a super high level I would help nice blueberries in RDR2

gta i cant trust anyone LOL

[signal whale]

it just depends on the person ig

[plain charm]

I mean at level 50 u should have enough stuff to be good by yourself

[signal whale]

there are some high levels out there who are just insufferable

[signal whale]

at level 50 i have an agency, sub, arcade, and sparrow 💔

this is all on ps4 though

on ps5

its fucking nuts

[rose blaze]

oh financially im doing fine, but I was driving a limo just to do the stupid mission so my nightclubs popularity stays high

[plain charm]

Im level 60 and i got kosatka, sparrow, agency, 5 businesses, nightclub and mk2

And a 1.5m car

[signal whale]

oh yes i got a nightclub as well

and acid lab

[signal whale]

how much money you got

[rose blaze]

i have yet to buy a car im still using the free car givin to me

[plain charm]

Oh yea u dont needa do that yk the dj’s just switch between them over and over and ur popularity goes up u dont needa do the limo thing

[rose blaze]

only 2 mil in liquid cash but I have Acid Lab, weed farm, agency, Kosatka, and nightclub

[rose blaze]

OH!

thats good to know

[plain charm]

👍

[signal whale]

i need to get at least two mc businesses rn for nightclub

[pliant kestrel]

The penumbra is a great car tho

[rose blaze]

next business im going for is coke. i only did weed first since its alkl 40% off and x2 or x3 money for selling

[rose blaze]

yess it is

[nocturne kestrel]

Hi

[rich sluice]

Man I hate LJT annoying azz

[summer elm]

Real

[signal whale]

penumbra ff

wall do you have a kei truck

[signal whale]

idek what to get first ngl

[rose blaze]

do weed then coke

then counterfeit cash

[signal whale]

fs fs

i went to ps4 from ps5 and basically forgot which to do first

well

went back to start from 0

[rose blaze]

no wrong way to do it, u can do nearly anything and make money

i enjoy the slow drip of money im getting

although my playstyle is slow burn

[gray wigeon]

prolly getting mansion in my next life

[nocturne kestrel]

[rose blaze]

mansions not that expensive tho

[signal whale]

its not awful

[gray wigeon]

unless u broke which i am

[rose blaze]

KnoWayout and cluck and bell farm raid

[rich sluice]

document forgery sounds like an unrealistic rip off

[rose blaze]

dont get it i heard its horrid @rich sluice

[halcyon bane]

It is don’t get it

[gray wigeon]

it's tiring fr though

[halcyon bane]

Meth, coke, money 🔝

or weed idk

[vivid gazelle]

[rose blaze]

get a sugar mommy/daddy to carry you

idk

[rich sluice]

I heard too. I only have weed and coke business at the moment

[vivid gazelle]

Damn y'all grind gta?

[rich sluice]

So unfortunate

[vivid gazelle]

[gray wigeon]

oh hell nah

[sharp dome]

[signal whale]

💀

[gray wigeon]

ye i could work with that as well

[rose blaze]

i def dont grind if I did i would be rich but i dont wanna get bored

[signal whale]

do you not spiderman?

[rich sluice]

That Oscar Guzman shit is a never again for me

[wanton parcel]

Wassup!

[signal whale]

on god

i played it once and i didnt like it

[signal whale]

wsg king

[vivid gazelle]

who are you again?

[rich sluice]

Same I played it one time and was like nope not doing this shit again

[signal whale]

groundpound69

[signal whale]

lmao bro that shit took me so long

[rich sluice]

Rather do cluckin bell a million times or maybe knoway than Oscar Guzman’s ass

[signal whale]

so i basically have the other hangar for no reason

[vivid gazelle]

That's what im botta do to you lil bro

[signal whale]

groundpound??

[gray wigeon]

69 a cherry on top

[signal whale]

completes the name doesnt it

[gray wigeon]

⛷️

[signal whale]

i have multiple names here

[vivid gazelle]

Yea

[gray wigeon]

absolutely can't forget abt the dessert

[signal whale]

danish, groundpound69, gp69, darkkilogram69, groundnut42, pounddark62

[signal whale]

yes sir you know we got to

[signal whale]

wym ur gonna groundpound me

like the shit mario does?

[gray wigeon]

🫦 🧁

[signal whale]

💔

[vivid gazelle]

Tf you need to behave fella Indian

[signal whale]

😭

[gray wigeon]

mb i'll stick to the curry then

[vivid gazelle]

Damn

[vivid gazelle]

hehe

[gray wigeon]

🤾 🔥

[vivid gazelle]

Why is lester putting a confetti to my sticker

Bald bigah

[gray wigeon]

he's into u

[mental nexus]

Just a lvl up

[gray wigeon]

nah he's so into him

u as well ig

side link or sum

[mental nexus]

[rich sluice]

It mine now

[mental nexus]

This mf appears once a year

[pliant kestrel]

once an eon maybe

[mental nexus]

Ong bro

[signal whale]

he wants u

[woeful meteor]

Yo, anyone expert in diamond casino stuff?

[unique pivot]

[woeful meteor]

Is 2 people enough to take all gold?

[unique pivot]

Yes

If your quick

[pliant kestrel]

If you can hack fast, yea

[woeful meteor]

What if only one can hack, and the other cannot?

[pliant kestrel]

better be damn good at hacking

[woeful meteor]

Ah alright, so if someone's good at hacking, gold is possible to collect fully

[quiet prawn]

A man does not wear another man’s face unless he understands his mind.

[woeful meteor]

Some guy thought "E_Thawne" is a chinese name, when in fact Bro's one of the best villains of an American TV show

[rigid rock]

yall got any tips for making setups in cayo faster

[unique pivot]

Park the sub on the beach so you can park mk2 easier on it

[rigid rock]

why would i grind cayo if i have a mk2

[pine dove]

Using the mk2 to set up cayo is long af

[rigid pine]

Money

Or career progress

[rigid rock]

all i want is the mk2 rn

[unique pivot]

It’s really not

Maybe for you

[woeful meteor]

1. Use sparrow over anything
2. For weapons, land on roof, and exit through roof, and go stealth, no need to fight everyone
3. Cutting torch use hard hat to quicken instead of fighting
4. For prep, I do longfin as its quicker for me, no such tips for that

[pine dove]

Use sparrow its like twice as fast

[signal whale]

what the duck!

[rigid rock]

i am using sparrow

[unique pivot]

No

[pine dove]

Facts on everything , i still dont go stealth on cutting torch though

[rigid rock]

wohoo my cayo cd is done now i can do it again

[terse trellis]

hii

[rigid rock]

should i buy deluxo or mk2? i dont want to grind 2 extra cayos for the mk2 just to need an extra 2m and some bunker research to put stuff on it

[rose blaze]

question should i buy the expensive coke lab in the city

or go for cheaper?

[pine dove]

My thing is do weapons first vehicle last if u want the fastest set up

[rigid rock]

like is the mk2 a LOT better than the deluxo

[unique pivot]

Cheaper

[pine dove]

Probably mk2

[rigid rock]

hmm

fine ill grind for mk2

[pine dove]

Its not much better its just easier

[rigid rock]

is there any way to make the main obj better

[rigid rock]

how is it easier its 1.5x the price

[pine dove]

To use not to buy

[mental nexus]

Do you have sparrow?

[rigid rock]

yes

[mental nexus]

That’s good then

[rigid rock]

wdym

also how do i get past the checkpoint without having to get off my motorcycle

in gather intel mission

[pine dove]

What vehicle u use?

[mental nexus]

Basically sparrow is enough for pretty much anything

[unique pivot]

Ride up the wall on the left hand side

[rigid rock]

uhh can you specify

[rigid rock]

i use sparrow for every mission

[unique pivot]

Wdym specify

[nova ridge]

so i’m pretty much abt to finish gta 5 online, if i switch to gta online will my stuff move over?

[rigid rock]

i dont get what wall im supposed to go up

[unique pivot]

To the left of the gate under the guard tower, ride up the wall

Where the wall and rock join together

[rigid rock]

okay ill keep an eye out for that

[pine dove]

So when u leave the air strip go on the right side until u see a beach lookin thing and then go across to the left till u see a beach thing and then ride up the wall to the ledt of the guard tower

[unique pivot]

Pretty sure it’s the only wall lol

The rest is fence

[pine dove]

Kinda harder to explain than it should be its extremely easy when u know how

[rich sluice]

[unique pivot]

Also don’t launch yourself off the rock just before it as you can get spotted by the guard on the tower

[pliant kestrel]

pretty sure Im the only wall thats wallowing around these parts

[rigid rock]

PINK DIAMOND

[pliant kestrel]

purple diamond

[rigid rock]

OJ MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I GOT PINK DIAMOND AFTER 7 TEQUILAS IN A ROW

[woeful laurel]

lean diamond?

[cold garden]

Try 30 tequila in a row

[pliant kestrel]

30 is lightwork

try 170+ in a row

(someone had that kinda luck too, 2024 was a great time)

[cold garden]

Yours dont count

[rigid rock]

finally bro

[cold garden]

Never will be.

[pliant kestrel]

Wasn't from me, another poor soul here who played on an xbox 1

[rigid rock]

i almost did the 500$ option irl

pavel was the only thing keeping me back

😭 so cry story

[fresh magnet]

@dim bridge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[rose blaze]

anyone who shares ur color name

[rigid rock]

guys approximately how much would i get with pink diamond and 3 gold

on hard mode btw

[mental nexus]

U got a duo?

Or alone?

[rigid rock]

i am planning to get a duo

[unique pivot]

https://michald96.github.io/Perico-heist-goods-counter/

[manic aspen]

2.4-2.5mil

[rigid rock]

why would i miss out on such a good payday

[manic aspen]

Before cut

[rigid rock]

okay

[mental nexus]

I had better shit than this and never got that much

[rigid rock]

so i should get around 2m and that will make it 1 cayo left for my deluxo

[unique pivot]

You’re not getting 2mil