gta-online

[unkempt maple]

avi

[mental nexus]

It is not possible even if u played from 2013

[broken leaf]

Do it 5 times to buy kosakta

[limpid marsh]

Dr dre contract diamond casino cayo perico oscar Guzman flies again

[summer elm]

That’s like 13 years to make it possible

[winged sinew]

I got criminal mastermind in apartment heist but botched the doomsday

[gaunt fox]

still impossible

[mental nexus]

Still not possible

[unkempt maple]

i agree

[summer elm]

U guys have no faith I think it’s possible

[polar escarp]

Alr

[gaunt fox]

u lose time when going to buy a ps4 then a ps5

[broken leaf]

I got an early release in 1839

[mental nexus]

It is not possible

[polar escarp]

Welp i did start like 2 days ago

[mental nexus]

[polar escarp]

I i only have like 700k

[mental nexus]

Do dax and clucking hell

[unkempt maple]

buy the wastelander

[broken leaf]

Go to lfg and ask for cayo or diamond

[unique lagoon]

i thought this was common sense

[broken leaf]

Or buy 6000 in sharkcards so u get 1 billion

[unkempt maple]

Rockstar says relax

[slender quartz]

Huuuuuh

[mental nexus]

For some ppl it aint

[unkempt maple]

Anyone else yell "+10 HEALTH" when eating a meal like a true gamer

[slender quartz]

You stayed gta 5 2 days ago

[polar escarp]

Came back to it

[slender quartz]

Npc

[unkempt maple]

mb "+15 HEALTH"

[slender quartz]

don’t speak to me

[shadow socket]

Yo if a vigilante boosts me in airport ramp will I fall off the bike

[unkempt maple]

I know someone who can

[limpid marsh]

Naah that’s not gamer instinct that’s asylum instinct

[polar escarp]

Where should i find it?

[unkempt maple]

Please don't it's a waste

[polar escarp]

Oh Alr

[unique lagoon]

lolll i be yelling ITADAKIMASU! :3

[slender quartz]

How do I spawn Lester

[royal rune]

is this week good

[summer elm]

LOL

[unique lagoon]

neh

[mental nexus]

Yes

[shadow socket]

Im crine

[limpid marsh]

/spawn creepy uncle

[unkempt maple]

lester valid

[slender quartz]

/spawn @summer elm

[slender quartz]

Didn’t work

[broken leaf]

Lesterdemalester has spawned

[limpid marsh]

[unkempt maple]

I sometimes call him to hear his sweet, raspy high-pitched voice, knowing the words muttered beneath his breathe are only possible due to the large sums of cash cuts he takes every heist, in order to keep him fulfilled

[winged sinew]

I want to sleep

[broken leaf]

True syory

[broken leaf]

No u want to do cayo

[unkempt maple]

upvote

no joke played gta 11 hours tday

[winged sinew]

I did cayo like 1000 times

[summer elm]

That’s rookie numbers

[broken leaf]

I need trevor to come to online just like franklin

[unkempt maple]

sub3

[unkempt maple]

Series A funding

[broken leaf]

Where do i start that heist

[crimson trail]

where to find guys for casino heist

[broken leaf]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@crimson trail, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @broken leaf

[broken leaf]

There

[crimson trail]

ty

[keen bronze]

you're welcome

[unkempt maple]

@summer elm i know you're reading chatr

[summer elm]

Something about the O’neil brothers totally forgot

[unkempt maple]

any1 here have gta+

[summer elm]

Me

[sharp dome]

[summer elm]

Best 8 dollars I spent ngl

[unkempt maple]

same (we're geeks)

[slender quartz]

I regret redownloading discord for this bum server

[broken leaf]

Why

It is fun

[slender quartz]

Sad

[summer elm]

U have to talk to Trevor to start it

[unkempt maple]

I can give you some more action in DM's, just talk to me like how Lester does

[broken leaf]

Where do i do that

[slender quartz]

You start

Send DM

[unkempt maple]

I'm not Lester

[summer elm]

I filled up my storage because of gta+ just sending them out to get the supplies saves me soo much time

[broken leaf]

Im khanjali nice to meet u

[slender quartz]

1 blocked message

[broken leaf]

!lester

[unkempt maple]

doesn't work like that

only I can soothe the nerves

[slender quartz]

1 blocked message

[gaunt fox]

okay

[terse pine]

[broken leaf]

What are all the commands like ! Level and ! Lfg

[unkempt maple]

hi

[summer elm]

It should be in ur apartment if u finish the fleeca, prison break and I think humane labs

[broken leaf]

Okay

[broken leaf]

Hello

[terse pine]

hi bff

[unkempt maple]

someone blocked me bc I said Lester is valid

[gaunt fox]

wtf how can one drive an opressor mk2 upside down

[broken leaf]

Ban them of living

[royal rune]

do you like the doomsday heist

[unkempt maple]

mothers basement

[broken leaf]

Yes

[summer elm]

That sounds about right

[gaunt fox]

he isfully doing it for 30 minutes targeting players

[unkempt maple]

1 blocked message

[broken leaf]

Payout is bad

[summer elm]

[unkempt maple]

@slender quartz \

Lester would like to have a word

[gaunt fox]

man what did u sent my internet not loading

[summer elm]

A fat chud

[gaunt fox]

what

[vapid rock]

Open the In-game phone & jobs, quick join the casino heist & wait.

[limpid marsh]

Heist is fun though

[summer elm]

Idk I didn’t send u anything

[unkempt maple]

gn

[broken leaf]

Yes. act 3 is easy

[gaunt fox]

no this one

[summer elm]

[gaunt fox]

what u sent this time

not joking my interne bad

[summer elm]

Its a bomb

[unkempt maple]

where is the tank pfp

[limpid marsh]

U missing peak

[gaunt fox]

man its because my isp and government

[unkempt maple]

fr gn

[terse pine]

i enjoy playing grand theft auto five online

[broken leaf]

Same

[terse pine]

i do not enjoy grand theft auto five story mode

[broken leaf]

Same

[terse pine]

i thought ur pfp was a coke stack

[unkempt maple]

crazy

[summer elm]

Really? I like the story mode it was fun

[terse pine]

stupid story i hate it

why does the guy talk so muc

h

[unkempt maple]

wait till you find out gta6 isn't releasing online right away

[broken leaf]

True but story is only to test mods not for playing heists

[terse pine]

i know

[summer elm]

I know this is rage bait but why am I so angry

[terse pine]

it’s genuinely not

when i load in and he talks

it makes me frown💔

[unkempt maple]

same person who thought I was a girl btw

[broken leaf]

Gta 6 wont come out it is a social experiment i think

[unkempt maple]

oh it will, for Lester

[terse pine]

good thing i’m a very kindhearted, loving, compassionate, caring, civilian with a huge heart that doesn’t mod

[summer elm]

LOL that’s funny

[terse pine]

ok that’s not my fault

[unkempt maple]

Oh. Thats not- hope this helps!

[terse pine]

wait i’m confused

[broken leaf]

Im a guy too

[unkempt maple]

case closed

[terse pine]

thanks for the update btw

[summer elm]

False, AI

[terse pine]

guys

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[terse pine]

should i get on gta

what

[summer elm]

Mansion

[unkempt maple]

alr I mean it it's 04:00 gn

[terse pine]

don’t say that it’s a trigger word

[terse pine]

twinnn rookie numbers

[summer elm]

For who

[terse pine]

me i’m broke

[unkempt maple]

i got all 3

[terse pine]

brain cells?

[broken leaf]

Isnt almost everybody here a guy

[terse pine]

idk

i don’t really ask

[broken leaf]

Im not ai

[terse pine]

guys i have a really sad story to share

[unkempt maple]

idc

[broken leaf]

What is it

[summer elm]

Start with the MC business, get the counterfeit money you get 888,000-999,000 from it by selling

[fiery sun]

Hello

[nimble urchin]

Who wanna drift cars

[terse pine]

i thought my mk2 was missing for a month and a half and then i bought a new one and i found the old one yesterday

[fresh magnet]

@nimble urchin, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unkempt maple

[terse pine]

too much work

[terse pine]

hi cheif

[broken leaf]

Bye 8 mil

[unkempt maple]

[terse pine]

it was 6 actually

[fiery sun]

Hello do you play gta online?

[terse pine]

no

[summer elm]

Yeah I remember when the mk2 came out and my dumbass got the mk at the time

[gaunt fox]

JUST USE vehicle organization bruh

[terse pine]

no

[unkempt maple]

only for gta+

[summer elm]

Yup

[fiery sun]

I want money in gta online

[gaunt fox]

bro its free for me just go to manage vehicles then vehcle organization

[terse pine]

ok you can’t have it

[summer elm]

gta+ goooo brrrrrr

[gaunt fox]

i dont have gta+

[spark basin]

How much u got?

[unkempt maple]

gta+ is now worth it and plus im funding development for gta 6

[gaunt fox]

not gta+ btw

[fiery sun]

3 lac only

[sharp dome]

Ehhh play missions, cluckin bell, dose missions

[rigid pine]

????? Misinfo, its just on enhanced

[spark basin]

I have 26 million

[fiery sun]

I want kosakta

[terse pine]

buy twinnn

[fiery sun]

For cayo perico

[unkempt maple]

what about new version consoles

[fiery sun]

I don't have money

[terse pine]

that’s enhanced twin

[mental nexus]

It’s not bro

[summer elm]

Do mc jobs you get half a mill just by selling the counterfeit money

[vapid rock]

You can go to service vehicle through the interaction menu and then to Terrorbyte. There's an option to request the oppressor MK2 in case you lose it

[unkempt maple]

bro only wakes up to prove someone wrong

[terse pine]

i did but it wasn’t there

[fiery sun]

Alone?

[mental nexus]

YESSS

[terse pine]

it was in my office for some reason

[terse pine]

go to sleep 😴

[mental nexus]

Its 1 pm here

[unkempt maple]

and what abt me

[terse pine]

it’s ok go to sleep

[summer elm]

If u do it alone u have to drive 3 vehicles

[terse pine]

grind gta until you can’t anymore

no break for you

[unkempt maple]

[rigid pine]

That's new version console

[fiery sun]

Do you have any heists?

[mental nexus]

Okie dokie

[summer elm]

Yes, I have all the heist

[unkempt maple]

can I

[terse pine]

no

grind gta

[terse pine]

thank you so much

[fiery sun]

Can i play with you give little bit more cut to buy kosakta

[unkempt maple]

too bad turning off computer

[sharp dome]

You are aliveeee!!!

[terse pine]

😡 grand theft auto five online grinding

[summer elm]

Sorry king I’m at work, if u want to wait like 3-4 hours sureeeeee

[terse pine]

telling ur boss

[fiery sun]

Yea yea i will wait

[summer elm]

I’m a supervisor idk what boss u goin to tell on me

[spark basin]

OH HELLO

[terse pine]

i will tell the manager you’re playing gta at work

[sharp dome]

Do you even remember me

[spark basin]

YES I DO

[summer elm]

Okay, ill make sure u get the full cuts so u can get the sub so you can return the favor

[terse pine]

wow

using people

typical

only working for your own gain

[summer elm]

Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours, I don’t think that’s using

[terse pine]

no

i don’t want to scratch your back

give me money and i will

[summer elm]

Then I can’t help you

[terse pine]

wait that’s rude tho

[fiery sun]

Yes fs

[sharp dome]

U had that purple animal kinda pfp

[summer elm]

Then we got a deal, I’ll help you with the setups because that can be a pain if you don’t know what to do

[spark basin]

MEOW

[midnight zodiac]

I just did the prison break finale, Im up with 700k now, anyone got tips on what I should do now ?

[summer elm]

We can chat more about this in my office(DMs)

[sharp dome]

Ngl its good to see you after long time. 1 or 2 month I guess

[fiery sun]

YeA ok

[spark basin]

Nah 6 or 7

[sharp dome]

Damn, you doin good?

[summer elm]

I got MC counterfeit money because that give you half a Million when you sell it

[spark basin]

Yep just grinding money!

[sharp dome]

Ohh alright, Please continue. Lovely meeting u again

[summer elm]

U should also finish the rest of the heist in your apt to get more money, there’s 4 more heist you can do in your apt before you put on the big boy pants

[spark basin]

[sharp dome]

[broken leaf]

Im back

[gaunt fox]

its 3pm 🙁

[broken leaf]

For u for me it is 1 pm

[gaunt fox]

yesterday i played gta 5 for consecutive 7 hours and then played 2 more

[spark basin]

[broken leaf]

Nice but that needs to go up

[spark basin]

I’m on 24 hours then sleep

[summer elm]

It’s 7am for me

[spark basin]

[broken leaf]

What are h doing at 7 am in a discord channel u need to sleep

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@remote cliff, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @broken leaf

[summer elm]

I work overnights

[broken leaf]

Nice

[gaunt fox]

limited edition hallucinations

[summer elm]

I get off in 2 hours send help

[nova wing]

dm if you wanna join me do prison break setups and heist

[summer elm]

Nah the gta hallucinations go nuts after 4am

[broken leaf]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@nova wing, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[gaunt fox]

raiju stelath buggy

[broken leaf]

I like my raiju

[sharp dome]

[nova tartan]

YOU ENTERED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL

[summer elm]

Whenever I sell my supplies online I get scared when I see a raiju flying over my head

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

Sell in crew sessions easy

[quiet prawn]

no u dont

[broken leaf]

Raijus protect everybody most of the time if u see mk 2 ur dead

!LFG

[fresh magnet]

@fast horizon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[broken leaf]

!lfg

[fast horizon]

ok

[summer elm]

Yes ofc but I don’t do that anymore I fight back now because I have my own raiju

[broken leaf]

Nice keep it up

[summer elm]

And now I’m the one destroying the mk2 out the sky

[summer elm]

How you know? U in my walls

[mental nexus]

Don’t Think so

[spark basin]

So what do we think about cargo Griefers?😁

[terse pine]

that’s a new one

[mental nexus]

Or maybe try saving the outfit ig

[summer elm]

I blow them up if I see someone griefing

[spark basin]

Me to!

[terse pine]

i like to grief but not cargo

[summer elm]

I was the little guy getting blown up, now im saving the little guy from getting blown up

[mental nexus]

Well in that case i don’t Think it’s possible to save them

[summer elm]

Yeah griefing for fun is totally understandable

[sharp dome]

Never met one

[slender quartz]

Hello geeks , how to migrate online ?

[summer elm]

[broken leaf]

Search a tutorial on yt

[mental nexus]

Nah

[slender quartz]

Nah

[mental nexus]

Just look on YouTube bro

[limpid marsh]

It’s hard to expain

[mental nexus]

YOU MIGRATE

[limpid marsh]

Better watch

[broken leaf]

U gonto another country

[summer elm]

U have to press a button

[mental nexus]

Technically he’s right

[broken leaf]

With plane

[quiet prawn]

nah i can just tell u dont work hard

[elder jasper]

Bro why does doomsday heist take so damn long as a solo player to do preps?

[summer elm]

Hardly working

[mental nexus]

L ragebait

[broken leaf]

Because u should do it with 2 or more players

[elder jasper]

Like i ended everything I wanted to do it and got to doomsday wich was already started by me of 3 years ago

[mental nexus]

Cuz it’s just hard i guess?

[quiet prawn]

nope

[elder jasper]

I did deluxo prep

Took me 30 minutes just for that

[mental nexus]

It is what it is

[broken leaf]

I love blowing up mk2s

[elder jasper]

I’ll just search for someone in this server

[mental nexus]

No

[real cove]

Lmao got time banned for absolutely nothing

[elder jasper]

So muted

[mental nexus]

No

[real cove]

😭

[mental nexus]

Already deleted u from my requests

[broken leaf]

Do u use the scooter

[summer elm]

LOL

[elder jasper]

don’t send me friend request ever

[mental nexus]

IF you got muted wrong then u can text mod mail you know?

[broken leaf]

I use it to go up mount chiliad

[mental nexus]

!rule 10

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@mental nexus

[real cove]

didnt know

[orchid belfry]

Nice nuke mods

[mental nexus]

When you get muted you get messaged that if you believe it was a mistake you can text modmail

[orchid belfry]

!lfg

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@slender quartz, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @orchid belfry

[mental nexus]

U need to answer to someone or react to their msg

Man

[orchid belfry]

reply to someone first

[mental nexus]

[real cove]

I didnt get a msg ig it was for a short duration so idk

[sharp dome]

Don't spam it

[fresh magnet]

@orchid belfry, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @slender quartz

[orchid belfry]

yea

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 2

Refrain from discussing any politically charged or inflammatory topics.

Requested by

@slender quartz

[mental nexus]

O

Nah mitch

Behave

[sharp dome]

@faint spear

[summer elm]

Play gta

[sharp dome]

[mental nexus]

Untrace is sleeping rn

Duviet is on tho

I feel his presence

I also feel zaya

[rich sluice]

robbing da bank 😂

[sharp dome]

[mental nexus]

Well shes typing

[summer elm]

What else do you feel ol wise one

[midnight zodiac]

Haha alright thanks, I mostly played the ps4 version of online and only started ps5 version last week so im kinda lost

[rich sluice]

i feel you too

[mental nexus]

Heyo zaya how u doing

[slender quartz]

What moderator warned me huh

[mental nexus]

I feel a need to drink tea

[sharp dome]

U were misusing them

[summer elm]

What kind of?

[sharp dome]

Pc

[mental nexus]

Black tea

The best one

[slender quartz]

What is MMI

[summer elm]

The best

[rich sluice]

yes

[summer elm]

AYEE YOU KNOW BALL

[rich sluice]

i'm on my pc rn

[sharp dome]

My main investigation

[rich sluice]

pretty good

wbu

[sharp dome]

[mental nexus]

Frfr

[slender quartz]

Typical discordians

[mental nexus]

Cool ngl

[sharp dome]

[slender quartz]

1 blocked message

[orchid belfry]

!rule11

[sharp dome]

[orchid belfry]

where is lester

[sharp dome]

Lol you don't have to be afraid of me

[mental nexus]

U misspelled ts

[sharp dome]

Rule says without any reason u can't ping and clearly there was a reason

[summer elm]

Lies

[sharp dome]

I'm so many things lies is also one of them

[orchid belfry]

don’t think that was an emergency that required immediate action

[summer elm]

I digressed, I was dying

[sharp dome]

[orchid belfry]

?

[sharp dome]

It was and he did got warned

[orchid belfry]

who?

[sharp dome]

The guy who is afraid of me

[summer elm]

Mitch

[sharp dome]

Alr back to gta let's not get us a warned too

[rich sluice]

happy to hear that

[orchid belfry]

who

[summer elm]

Mitch

[mental nexus]

Yayy frfr

[sharp dome]

Lester's gf

[orchid belfry]

tf Mitch do?

[rich sluice]

idk

what did he do

[summer elm]

He was spamming the bot

[rich sluice]

smh mitch

[orchid belfry]

bro was just learning it

[dapper iron]

Only the Deluxos and the Stormberg prep that took a while if you solo, the rest are quick.

[sharp dome]

I'm do you one better. Why did he do

[rich sluice]

fr

poor dude

[sharp dome]

[summer elm]

Yup no problem, if you go back to your apt there should be 2-3 more heist you can do from there and then the big boy pants come, my advice after you finish those heist you should focus on MC or getting the Kosatka(Sub) so u can get my fav heist in the game that u can get max 1.3M most likely

[slender quartz]

Is everyone here on ps5 version

[mental nexus]

Yes

A lot of ppl

[slender quartz]

Is dr Dre on ps5

[mental nexus]

Yes

[blissful lagoon]

Yup

[mental nexus]

Hes on every version

[slender quartz]

Ok lil bro

[mental nexus]

[summer elm]

Dam he just lil bro you

[blissful lagoon]

how do ym do the b2b glitch on bogdan

[rich sluice]

no

[mental nexus]

I aint letting this slide

[slender quartz]

Didn’t ask you

[rich sluice]

you asked everyone

[mental nexus]

Don’t be mean to zaya

[plucky granite]

no

[slender quartz]

Who’s zaya

Acting like they somebody

[mental nexus]

Aren’t you the no name here?

Also she my good friend

[limpid marsh]

Don’t be mean to him/her as he/she is a Lara Croft fan

[foggy jacinth]

Who tf is u kapitan

[limpid marsh]

I see culture

[cold garden]

[rich sluice]

culture is everywhere

[summer elm]

Pavel the goat is back

[rich sluice]

i'm it

[limpid marsh]

It is a thing of culture ic

[mental nexus]

Hello miss athena

[cold garden]

bye stranger

[mental nexus]

oh

[candid torrent]

Oh

[rich sluice]

oh

[mental nexus]

[summer elm]

Oh

[rich sluice]

how dare you greeting someone

[limpid marsh]

What’s the best drift build again

I need to make a drift car

[rich sluice]

drift upgrade

is recommended

[limpid marsh]

The car

[slender quartz]

What’s the best mission for money

[limpid marsh]

[slender quartz]

Dr Dre ?

[candid torrent]

900r + shooted stance + mid drive boosting

[foggy jacinth]

[limpid marsh]

Dre diamond casino cayo

[summer elm]

Cayo, Dre, diamond not in this order

[icy oyster]

Pavel my goat

[summer elm]

My fav is Annis Remus

Or the dinka jester it’s pretty smooth

[candid torrent]

Carbonizarre

[foggy jacinth]

Hello kapitan

[icy oyster]

Must be a bad day for Mr Rubio but for us we can get drunk in the sub

[marble moat]

my teammates are morons 😭

[boreal sun]

Hear me out, I like the sentinel classic widebody as a drift car

[azure hill]

yes?

[foggy jacinth]

Hell yeah kapitan

[summer elm]

Hmmmm I might have to get it a spin never tried it

[boreal sun]

It slides pretty well and just in general a really clean car

[summer elm]

Yeah the same reason why I like the jester

Might have to try it

[boreal sun]

I like the jester as well. I liked that I can have a new and old jester drift build side by side in the garage

[summer elm]

Only drift cars I have is the jester and Annis

[boreal sun]

I have a full drift garage with almost all the drift cars

Other than the new ones this update

[summer elm]

Yeah the updated drift cars are nice

[boreal sun]

Yeah i gotta look through now and decide which cars get evicted from the dedicated garage....

[gaunt cedar]

@eternal plover dm

[summer elm]

I want Karin futo GTX

[candid torrent]

The cypher gonna get the boot

[boreal sun]

haha that was my first drift tune, since like 2015 I've had a futo dedicated to drifting anyway

[boreal sun]

Very good guess. and 100% happening....

[summer elm]

The best beginning drift cars ino

[summer elm]

Yup it’s still so good I love it I never got it cause I got jester and dinka

[boreal sun]

That's fair, I had a futo GTX from the day it released on the low grip tires and honestly hated it

Was so happy the day I could change it to drift tune

[limpid marsh]

Karin futo thx is good drifter right

[summer elm]

OOOH RIGHT I think that’s why I didn’t get it the first time it came out

[boreal sun]

Yeah all around it's pretty solid

[summer elm]

Ya it’s the best first drift cars

If u want to learn how to drift that’s the car to go 2

[limpid marsh]

Ig I’ll get that then

[boreal sun]

100% taught me how to drift before drift tuning and low grip tires were even in the game, it's always just been like a dedicated drifting car

both the normal futo and the GTX

[summer elm]

Yup I can fat check this

[boreal sun]

All around most the drift cars are fine to learn, it's just preferance. Except the drift tampa, would not recommend to learn

Love it as a drift car, but it's a boat.... it's so large compared to the others

[sly wyvern]

Yalk can olay on thursday

Cause i Wana fist fight

[candid torrent]

Before drift tuning and low grips I used to the 900r and rapid gt to drift around

[sly wyvern]

Am tired of noobs and npcs low health

[boreal sun]

Yeah those aren't too bad options for back in the day

[candid torrent]

And the comet retro

[boreal sun]

Comet Retro?? Honestly might try that cause I love the car but barely driven it, I just sit and admire it

[limpid marsh]

Well I modded the dalton drift before but it slides too much

[candid torrent]

This one guy I used to watch called blacksheep I think was my go to for when I wanted to watch someone drift

[limpid marsh]

So making this

[candid torrent]

Aye it's gotta be stanced by shooting the fender gap or wheel though

[boreal sun]

noted. I'll stance mine and give it a shot

[rich sluice]

damn

[candid torrent]

Schwartzer was a good one too I just remembered

[quiet prawn]

buddy who are u

[summer elm]

Oooh I totally forgot about the comet retro u just unlock a core memory

[candid torrent]

Yeah lol

[summer elm]

900r probably going to be next drift car

[sly wyvern]

@candid narwhal your the kid here just because I have subway surfers profile pic doesn't mean I am a kid

[quiet prawn]

i mean ur name is wowkid

[sly wyvern]

I know it's embarrassing but it is what it is

[quiet prawn]

how old are u

[clever locust]

ur getting banned for asking peoples age

[quiet prawn]

why

[sly wyvern]

Umm I don't have problem with it don't report

[clever locust]

well mods do

[sly wyvern]

Oh

[vale galleon]

h

[sly wyvern]

OMG IS THAT MILES

[rich sluice]

what

who are you

[sly wyvern]

@candid narwhal why are you not responding I have beef with you

@rich sluice wth Is your bio It look wierd and cool at the same time

[rich sluice]

what

idk what is my bio

[sly wyvern]

Read it

[rich sluice]

doomsday professional?

[sly wyvern]

You shut up

Lil Timmy tuff knuckles

No you do

Bro respond I am not waiting 10 years for you to get a yr short roast

[wintry river]

they are no longer here

[copper crag]

is the prison break heist worth it

[distant breach]

Ok buddy. how was ur first day of middle school?!?

[fresh magnet]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @pallid plover.

Requested by: @glossy elm

[sly wyvern]

Omg I said I am 19

[quiet prawn]

we believe you

[sly wyvern]

Ok I'm faking I am 13

I mean @candid narwhal was right

[wintry river]

can you guys take this to dms or something?

[sly wyvern]

Idk let him add me also it's funnt

OMG MR POTATO GIVE ME SOME FRENCH FRIES @blissful lagoon

[blissful lagoon]

Guys in what channel can l say “b2b bogdan” l keep getting muted for a hour

OKAYYYY

[sly wyvern]

Idk

[rich sluice]

old heists

[fresh magnet]

@blissful lagoon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @void sinew

[blissful lagoon]

SNM

[sly wyvern]

PLS GIVE THEM FOOD

@candid narwhal it's a roast battle where are you

[orchid belfry]

Old heist

[quiet prawn]

gta is 18+ bubs

[sly wyvern]

No I play with my freinds and ask my parents plus it's mature not 18 plus

[broken leaf]

How much xp do u need to reach level 25 in this channel

[mental nexus]

That’s what mature means

[orchid belfry]

uae and saudi put +21 on it

[wintry river]

and?

[mental nexus]

I mean he ain’t breaking rules

[blissful lagoon]

Age is just a number

[wintry river]

41760

[mental nexus]

[quiet prawn]

dawg

[sly wyvern]

I live in Europe not middles east plus parents decide also

[broken leaf]

Ty

[mental nexus]

[sly wyvern]

Yeah I said I am 13 tho

[blissful lagoon]

Everyone lies on there age

[fresh magnet]

Shitposting is only allowed in #memes-and-shitposting.

Shitposting is a failure to make a constructive post, posting memes, trolling, or other forms of degrading the chat quality.

This is up to the moderator's discretion. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit Posting

Requested by: @void sinew

[mental nexus]

This isn’t even shitposting

[sly wyvern]

Ok fine it was for a trip that I went to europe

[mental nexus]

What are you even doing here

[sly wyvern]

Omg how much drama do I start

[broken leaf]

A lot

[sly wyvern]

Obviously

[orchid belfry]

alot of drama

[blissful lagoon]

Is criminal mastermind easy…

[broken leaf]

It is a starterpack not a mission

[orchid belfry]

It is if u and 3 other people know how to play

[patent tusk]

[blissful lagoon]

😭ldk what ur on about

[orchid belfry]

criminal mastermind challenge brostachio…

[broken leaf]

Sorry i understand now

[odd mauve]

[broken leaf]

From doomsday heist

[orchid belfry]

Criminal enterprise starter pack, that’s what he’s talking abt

[sly wyvern]

Also did I start peace

[blissful lagoon]

Bro what….

[broken leaf]

Wdym

[orchid belfry]

Facility heist

[sly wyvern]

Dead internet theory

[patent tusk]

what is going on

[odd mauve]

[jaunty monolith]

bunch of shit posting

[fresh magnet]

@void sinew, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @void sinew

[sly wyvern]

Chating

[blissful lagoon]

isn’t the criminal mastermind from ur apartment

[orchid belfry]

@signal whale yo

[broken leaf]

I dont understand anybody anymore

[broken leaf]

No saving the world from crazy ai is dacility

[sly wyvern]

Also is pc better than os5 gta 5 version

[blissful lagoon]

So tuff 😭

[broken leaf]

Yes

[sly wyvern]

I don't want mods tho

[broken leaf]

It is hardest heist

[orchid belfry]

performance wise yes, experience fuck nah

[broken leaf]

But not hard

[limpid marsh]

I got futo gtx fully modded

Costed 2.2 mil around

[blissful lagoon]

Ain’t that the drift car

[faint spear]

No

I just busy

[limpid marsh]

Ye

[orchid belfry]

@signal whale u missed out

[broken leaf]

Nice

[blissful lagoon]

Wasn’t ur name swive or smth…

With a green pfp

[mental nexus]

Srry

[orchid belfry]

yes

that’s just a nickname

[blissful lagoon]

How did l remember that….

[limpid marsh]

Too strong mind

[orchid belfry]

Mind of steel

[blissful lagoon]

😓😓

[sly wyvern]

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS

[orchid belfry]

What

[peak pine]

Hallo

[blissful lagoon]

Childish behaviour 😓😓

[sly wyvern]

Damn

[orchid belfry]

“zeus ur son has returned” ahh

[manic aspen]

my cortisol after looking at this chat 📉

[blissful lagoon]

Ppl need to make new gta servers cuz this is dead😓

Not enough ppl

[orchid belfry]

did James come back from the dead?

[manic aspen]

real

he did it was revealed to me in a vision

[neon crane]

Can anyone help me sell my bunker stock to los antos

[orchid belfry]

The bay harbor (I can’t say that here)

[orchid belfry]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@neon crane, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @orchid belfry

[gaunt cedar]

Is cayo perico escape patched or sum because when i tried escaping with a friend yk take the route into the water and swim it didn't work

[blissful lagoon]

U probably went to deep

[orchid belfry]

it’s not patched

[gaunt cedar]

Hmm okay

[blissful lagoon]

Icl it’s a good thing ppl ain’t making videos about cayo anymore

Cuz if they did rockstar would’ve patched it by now

[orchid belfry]

@manic aspen u looking for this dude?

[past fern]

Yk how many times I see "best solo method" posted a week dude

[mint kite]

i started play yesterday, someone who would help me?

[blissful lagoon]

Rahhhh

[past fern]

Rock star also knows about the escape method, it's not a bug it's just a certain distance from the island and you've "escaped"

[gaunt cedar]

Previous cayo i had to take out almost Every guard just to get keycard

[orchid belfry]

keycard

[gaunt cedar]

Could it Bé bc it was hardmide

[orchid belfry]

card that keys

[past fern]

Keycard

[orchid belfry]

keys have cards

cards have keys

keys unlock with cards

cards need keys to unlock

[past fern]

You've become a paradox

[limpid marsh]

What gta v can do to a man

[orchid belfry]

*13 years of gtao

[limpid marsh]

[graceful mist]

Vehicle recommendations?

[past fern]

Well technically online has only been out for 12 years

[past fern]

Shinobi motorcycle

[graceful mist]

Got 3 W

[past fern]

Karin futo

[dreamy trail]

prob toreador for max fun but u cant use in mission only freemode missions

[gaunt cedar]

Anyone recomandation for a good vechile

[orchid belfry]

this year it will be 13 years

[gaunt cedar]

For missions and setups

[past fern]

Yeah in like October

[orchid belfry]

Yeah

[dreamy trail]

still is this year

[gaunt cedar]

Anyone

[past fern]

Sparrow

[past fern]

In 6 months

I'm 30 because I turn 30 in this decade

[gaunt cedar]

U can't use that tho

[past fern]

In set ups yeah you can

[graceful mist]

Yeah got it red, slammed

[dreamy trail]

fair point

[past fern]

For missions get the vigilante

[past fern]

Penumbra ff or wtv the free car is called in the salvage yard rn

[graceful mist]

So ugly tho I can keep up w my banshee

[past fern]

Yeah but batman

[graceful mist]

Ironman is better

[past fern]

that's almost true

Batman better tho

They're the same person except iron man need a super flying suit and stuff

Batman is literally just bullet proof in a dope car

[limpid marsh]

Pavel better

[past fern]

Is he really tho

[pulsar minnow]

yo

[limpid marsh]

Yes

[past fern]

He made you pay 2 million for a submarine so he can live in it cost free

[limpid marsh]

But then paid for my unlimited crash in sparrow for free and more than 50 mil money

[pulsar minnow]

and he takes like 1% of the cut

[past fern]

You also payed for the sparrow

[limpid marsh]

Naah

[past fern]

And he doesn't pay you for cayo

He just leaches off of you the whole. Time

[limpid marsh]

But he does everything

[past fern]

He does nothing but keep the submarine slightly working

[graceful mist]

“You are good Kapitan. Very scary… I like this.”

[past fern]

He lives in the submarine and doesn't even know that that damn beeping is

[limpid marsh]

Without him u are as useless as Miguel madrazo

Just staying at home and getting wrecked by father martin madrazo

[graceful mist]

He’s got some good quotes

[past fern]

His father doesn't talk to him tho

Hes a mommies boy

[mint turret]

After you crash the sparrow , he pays for it the new sparrow

[limpid marsh]

Guy so trash even father thinks talking is waste of time

[past fern]

Nuh uh I got MMI for that

[mint turret]

There is no mmi for sparrow

[limpid marsh]

Naah mmi doesn’t pay for sparrows

[past fern]

Yuh huh

The pay for all my vehicles

[mint turret]

There isn't

[limpid marsh]

That isn’t your vehicle

[past fern]

Then why does it appear in my submarine after it explodes

[past fern]

Then why can I fly it

[mint turret]

"Pavel is just him"

[limpid marsh]

Plus u are the one who is a stake holder in kosatka

[past fern]

Owner*

[limpid marsh]

If a car like futo costs 1.5 mil no way u can buy a submarine for 2 mil

[past fern]

I paid 2 mil for that 16 million dollar submarine

[limpid marsh]

U are just a mere stakeholder

[past fern]

Futo is like 6 grand dude

[limpid marsh]

Futo gtx

[mint turret]

Owning a kosatka for 2.2m sounds absurd , when a normal car is like 1-2 million

[past fern]

That car sucks

[mint turret]

[limpid marsh]

Still 1.5 mil

[limpid marsh]

Fr

[past fern]

My government facility with an orbital canon cost just as much as my kosatka

[limpid marsh]

It should be like the yatch

Meanwhile that yatch I paid 12 mil for stays useless

I wish I could block that captain from ever calling me

[past fern]

At least it looks cool when you are by the beach occasionally

[mint turret]

Kosatka is too good to be true

but it is

[limpid marsh]

I pay 12 mil for mansion and get angel free with it

Imagine yatch with a old captain

[past fern]

Kosatka literally pays for itself after 2 free heists too

[marble moat]

why is my toreador bouncing on the curbs 😭

[past fern]

Hydrolics

[mint turret]

Best part of mansion

[past fern]

Dog and kitty better

[brisk nexus]

Yo can sm1 help me do a merge glitch rq?

[limpid marsh]

Best part of whole game

[mint turret]

Can't pat the cat when it's asleep

[marble moat]

my toreador got stuck in a curb 😭

[limpid marsh]

Just call in the girls and enjoy the pool

[past fern]

why would you bother a sleeping cat anyway

[brisk nexus]

Guys I js need sm1 to help for 5-10m

[mint turret]

Too cute, why else

[past fern]

I'm gonna steal ur cats from you

You don't deserve a cat

[past fern]

Buy a kosatka

[mint turret]

Nooooo

[limpid marsh]

Leave your cat and buy a kosatka irl

No one will ever mess with you

[past fern]

One step ahead buddy

[limpid marsh]

And pavel comes free with vodka

[past fern]

My nuclear submarine off the cost of Alaska is doing great right now

[marble moat]

MY TOREADOR GOT STUCK ON A CURB AGAIN

[past fern]

Best part about Pavel is when he flirts with the old lady in the garment factory

[mint turret]

Buy up-n-atomizer

Thank me later

[marble moat]

how

[limpid marsh]

My submarine was chilling and those fast and furious useless fkin guys had to destroy it for their movie in name of family

[past fern]

Gun van

[mint turret]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @mint turret

[past fern]

For family*

[marble moat]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @marble moat

[limpid marsh]

Gunvan reminds me I still don’t have atomizer

[past fern]

That's crazy

[mint turret]

Well it's not available in this week

[past fern]

It's like the most useful gun in the entire game

[solar spindle]

hi guys question, which are the fastest ways to get a lot of rp im trying to get to rank 100

[mint turret]

Fr

[fresh magnet]

@lament zephyr, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @weary spoke

[past fern]

Stunt races

[limpid marsh]

Idk why I never bought it

[solar spindle]

tyy

[mint turret]

what the hell

[past fern]

I think the lunar New Year's ones are x2 rn

[limpid marsh]

I forget

[past fern]

It's because you never get stuck bc ur the best

[mint turret]

I would fail so many different heist , sell missions without my up-n-atomizer

[limpid marsh]

And idk why the hell I have snow thrower in my launcher

[mint turret]

Especially that pounder truck

[limpid marsh]

I wanted to use grenade launcher and accidentally used snow launcher on enemy

[past fern]

You keep it forever u just can't get ammo

[mint turret]

They gifted in last winter

[mint turret]

Does interaction menu doesn't work?

[past fern]

Nah it don't work for the snow rhing

U get like 20 shots after winter then when those are gone you gotta wait til next snow day for more

[mint turret]

It works for firework launcher ig

[marble moat]

My toreador is bouncing on nothing wtf

[past fern]

Because the toreador sucks

[limpid marsh]

U can’t expect logic in toreador

It’s just for fun

[past fern]

Buy the Stromberg it's better

[mint turret]

Don't hate on my toreador

[limpid marsh]

Just walk it’s much better

[past fern]

Get the ardent it's best submarine car in game

[marble moat]

the toreador wasnt this bouncy last time i used it

[mint turret]

I gotta buy that car

[past fern]

It's in war stock just make sure you read the description first

[mint turret]

Why do you make it sound suspicious

[past fern]

Idk what ur talking about

You're hearing things

[mint turret]

"Make sure to read the description"

[past fern]

Yeah

[mint turret]

[past fern]

Because it tells you about the cool car

why wouldn't you read the fine print

[regal nymph]

Hello

[tough hill]

prison break heist +2

[past fern]

Worst heist In the gane

[regal nymph]

When you switch to ps5 version of gta, do you lose anything or does everything transfer over??

[tough hill]

i need money hha

[mint turret]

Why everyone hates on prison break, tf

[past fern]

It gives you the option to transfer over

[gaunt cedar]

It gives you the option to transfer over

[regal nymph]

Does trophies transfer over aswell?

[past fern]

Dodge 40 missiles in the velum or fighter 500 cops while defending a dumb npc

[tough canyon]

yo whassup

[past fern]

They should

[gaunt cedar]

They should

[regal nymph]

Okay

[past fern]

Stop copying me bruh

[regal nymph]

Thank yall

[regal nymph]

😭😭🤣

[gaunt cedar]

No problem

[mint turret]

Don't show up to sandy shore before 1-2 minutes timer as a pilot. Jets won't be spawned

Cops is just skill issue

[past fern]

Or I just won't do that boring ahh heist

[tough canyon]

mk is best vehicle ever

[past fern]

I'd rather do humane labs

[mint turret]

Mk?

[past fern]

Mk what

There are a lot of cars and vehicles with mk in the name

[mint turret]

Humane labs is just too easy

[tough canyon]

the motor with rocket

[late owl]

hello i have i question

[past fern]

But it's fun

[past fern]

The mk1 or mk2

[tough canyon]

mk2

[mint turret]

[past fern]

Yeah it's okay

It's lowk boring af

[past fern]

Question

[mint turret]

Try upside down

[tough canyon]

whats not boring ?

[late owl]

I completed the Twitch drops, but I’m not receiving them in-game. What should I do?

[past fern]

Still boring

[past fern]

Flying jets, driving drift cars, motorcycles, tanks

[mint turret]

That's just subjective

[past fern]

GtaV has twitch drops?

[late owl]

ye

[past fern]

Who are you

[tough canyon]

i want mk2

[past fern]

Probably just wait then, most rewards take up to 3 days

[brisk nexus]

Yo can sm1 help me w a merge glitch

[late owl]

ok thx

[past fern]

Nuh uh, mk2 is boring

[wheat marten]

Does legacy have career progress I can't even remember

[near viper]

No

[past fern]

No but if u switch from legacy to enhanced all ur progress is added to ur career progress

[wheat marten]

Ah I see

[regal nymph]

What is the channel #gta-online-mk2 for??

Ii cant even type there

[pseudo relic]

@brisk nexus dm me I will

[dapper iron]

Lvl 25 and above only especially Patron I guess

[shadow cargo]

where can i take someone's help with prison break heist?

[fresh magnet]

@shadow cargo, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[regal nymph]

Ahh okay

[regal nymph]

@near viper how do you request that lester thing?

[near viper]

Lfg command, their username and then the channel you want to direct to
Eg for that one was "!lfg @user old"

Can also react with but then uses keywords to direct which sometimes ain't perfect

[regal nymph]

Okay, thanks

Howd you get the associate role?

[near viper]

Mods reached out if I wanted to apply
I applied

[regal nymph]

Ohh okay

Its the same thing for “knoway operative” role?

[near viper]

No that one is a custom role someone paid for

[regal nymph]

Okay

[near viper]

Patron perk

[regal nymph]

So only special people can apply for it?

[regal nymph]

Ii dont have to put the exact channel? Just the name like how you put “old” ?

[near viper]

Just going off #information
It's given to those that contribute to the server

[near viper]

Yeah can even just put a letter like v for vehicle lfg

[hot nebula]

I have a problem with the junkyard car

[pulsar minnow]

which is

[unique sail]

hi

[broken leaf]

Hello

[hot nebula]

I already finish the duggan robbery but when i finished then just kicked me out of the junkyard and didnt allow me to get in there again and also I could't get in any car, so I close the game and opened again but the car didnt appear

[pulsar minnow]

weird

[broken leaf]

Save progress

[patent tusk]

can you claim any car this week in the salvage yard i forgot

[pulsar minnow]

do the one that has the garage logo on then but in ur salvage yard

[patent tusk]

yeah ik but what's the name of the car

[hot nebula]

How? i thought it had already auto-save

[near viper]

Yes Penumbra FF

Has LS car meet plate

[patent tusk]

[broken leaf]

Gta hasnt and to save it just join another session a public one

[patent tusk]

i already have that one

[hot nebula]

In my case before to close the game an auto-save message appears to me but

[broken leaf]

I see your part of the crew howndo i join the crew too?

[patent tusk]

it's /joincrew

[broken leaf]

It sometimes doesnt do anything

[broken leaf]

I dont understand how

[patent tusk]

i kinda forgot what i also did..

[broken leaf]

Whats a silver patron

[faint spear]

</joincrew:1329564975152500787>

[patent tusk]

i think the bot sends you a invite to the crew

[hot nebula]

idk maybe was part of the bug, because when I finished the heist the game automatically kicked me out of the junkyard and I could get in again, and also i couldnt get in any vehicle

[faint spear]

Put your Social club id in there

[austere pumice]

does money drops work chat

[faint spear]

Then when you're in the crew

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