gta-online

[pallid plover]

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[real cove]

So go for heists simple casino,cayo,dre

[unique pivot]

I said message not ping it

[obsidian oracle]

If anyone need help on console I don't mind running giving all my cut

[naive relic]

damn i whouldve thought it whould be nerfed

[naive relic]

👍

[unique pivot]

It was nerfed

[limpid marsh]

It’s nerfed and still its best

[unique pivot]

It’s still the best

[obsidian oracle]

😂

Honestly

[naive relic]

damn, lets see if i still remember how to do it 😭

[unique pivot]

You can use the lfg channels to find players on your specific console to play with

[regal saffron]

Co-op?

[humble salmon]

What is the easy way to make money

[real cove]

Playing the game

[limpid marsh]

Cayo , dr dre , diamond casino

[gaunt cedar]

@rich sluice scammed me

[regal saffron]

Benzremastered add me guys looking for friends to play

[fresh magnet]

@regal saffron, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[rich sluice]

dms @pallid plover

[pallid plover]

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[fresh magnet]

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Requested by: @near viper

[gaunt cedar]

I'm stu k

[signal whale]

i found you

[orchid belfry]

groundpound69 found zaya

[signal whale]

i did

[limpid marsh]

I see a Lara Croft lover man of culture

[signal whale]

i found her

now im going to shoot her in gta

[naive relic]

80s music+gtao might be a perfect sunday

[signal whale]

thats a woman 💔

[signal whale]

on god

[signal whale]

in doubt though

[limpid marsh]

Woman of culture it is then

[signal whale]

u never know

zaya is a dude

[orchid belfry]

you go king

[signal whale]

yes sir

[limpid marsh]

They them of culture it is then

[signal whale]

groundpound69 of culture

[unique pivot]

@rich sluice dumbsday professional yeah right

[limpid marsh]

Too much cultured

[signal whale]

dumbsday

[rich sluice]

yea

im a pro

[rich sluice]

hells yeah

[unique pivot]

[rich sluice]

how'd you know that

[signal whale]

i have my ways

[rich sluice]

don't tell anyone

pls

[signal whale]

i gotchu

whats in it for me

why no tell

[rich sluice]

nothing

[signal whale]

hey everyone

[rich sluice]

you'll live past the age of 32

[signal whale]

zaya is actually..

[signal whale]

sounds good to me

[rich sluice]

great

[signal whale]

a good person

[rich sluice]

thanks

you too

[signal whale]

thank you sir

[orchid belfry]

“I’m a dude but nobody will know that because they’re not gonna see this comment” ahh

[signal whale]

lmao go to the gc rq

[vale galleon]

Anyone filipino here?

[steep zealot]

[serene pilot]

nope sorry

[signal whale]

[vale galleon]

im selling modded heist

[steep zealot]

I saw everything

[candid hawk]

u sure abt that?

[vale galleon]

jk

[broken leaf]

yo

[candid hawk]

mods smite him

[vale galleon]

bogdan 1 dollar 2 runs

[signal whale]

LMAO WHAT WAS THAT

SELLING MODDED WHAT?

[steep zealot]

[vale galleon]

im level 267

[steep zealot]

Why did i see that

[steep zealot]

Cool im lvl 25

[broken leaf]

im 121

[candid hawk]

so?

[crude talon]

guys who needs money

[vale galleon]

I give free heist

[terse pine]

quite old

[vale galleon]

@candid hawk do you touch grass or smth

[steep zealot]

Makki weren’t u like 313 ?

[candid hawk]

sure bruh modded lvls

[terse pine]

no no

[vale galleon]

im tryna be nice here

[terse pine]

200+

[broken leaf]

what is old?

[steep zealot]

Unc

[polar escarp]

Yo yall think i can do the cluckin bell solo?

[broken leaf]

easy just do it

[terse pine]

cannot be talking

[polar escarp]

Alr

[vale galleon]

i just started last year

[steep zealot]

Im lvl 25

[broken leaf]

i started 3 months ago

[vale galleon]

nice

[polar escarp]

I started 2 days ago

And im lvl 36 rn

[broken leaf]

when rockstar stops being rockstar

[broken leaf]

first levels are easy ten u need a billion xp

i dont grind levels i grind money

[signal whale]

hes king wym

[polar escarp]

Mostly same

[terse pine]

🤷‍♀️

[steep zealot]

Makki just jealous

[digital berry]

Anyone on PlayStation wanna free roam?

[signal whale]

on god

[fresh magnet]

@digital berry, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @signal whale

[steep zealot]

Not everyone can be cool like us

[signal whale]

[steep zealot]

Oh well makki cool too i cant lie

[broken leaf]

is there anything o unlock above level 120 nothing right?

[steep zealot]

Why is bro spamming emojis

[unique pivot]

Got triggered

[broken leaf]

he isnt able to speak

[steep zealot]

Only stats boost

[unique pivot]

Will be banned soon dw about it

[steep zealot]

Welp mods will smite his cheeks in a sec

[random ledge]

Anyone ps5

[fresh magnet]

@random ledge, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[steep zealot]

Lester the goat

[broken leaf]

go to lfg server

[random ledge]

What’s the lfg server

[broken leaf]

lester is a good old dirty guy

[signal whale]

go to lfg dicksmith187

[unique pivot]

You need to select a role first

[random ledge]

I did

[unique pivot]

Ok now you’ll see them above this chat

[fresh magnet]

@random ledge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @steep zealot

[broken leaf]

go to channel assign platform here wait a min and u will see it

[random ledge]

Oh yeahhh

I got it

[wheat marten]

I spent 3 mil on an APC because it looks cool 😎

[broken leaf]

why is my duck o death able to hold 4 rpg but zero direct rhinotank shots

[broken leaf]

spend it on khanjali

[wheat marten]

Duck

[wheat marten]

Fuh naw

Moves too slow

[broken leaf]

ima blow u up

[wheat marten]

Don't threaten me with a good time boy

[broken leaf]

why not?

[wheat marten]

Because I'm scared

[broken leaf]

you should be

[wheat marten]

[broken leaf]

i wont blow u up jut sit in my gunnerseat

[small sentinel]

is the speedometer in the cars always mph even if its set to metric in settings? Cause otherwise the zr380 with boost goes 180+ mph 😭

[wheat marten]

Anyone else hate sessanta and kdj

[wheat marten]

Good that's very kind of you

[broken leaf]

the speedometer is fake

[broken leaf]

yes i hate them very much

[small sentinel]

how else do you know the speed tho?

[wheat marten]

The khanjali is fake

[broken leaf]

not speed is measured with people who use mods to see how much distance is layed off in how much time

[summer elm]

I got my mansion in gta, now what do I do

[broken leaf]

same is your gender

[wheat marten]

Speed = Distance ÷ Time

[wheat marten]

Eat it

[broken leaf]

math is mathing

[broken leaf]

fry some chicken

with franklin

[wheat marten]

The mansions are fake

Franklin is fake

[summer elm]

Ur an AI

[wheat marten]

[broken leaf]

franklin is my guy

[wheat marten]

Trevor is better

[broken leaf]

lesterdemalester is better

[unique pivot]

Uninstall

[wheat marten]

And maybe when your mother's finished mournin you're father, I'll keep her in black, on your behalf. You think on that boah

[broken leaf]

u speak exactly like an ai

[wheat marten]

[summer elm]

Meh, I guess I’ll just be a bad sport in online lobbies causing terror

[unique pivot]

That works

[broken leaf]

on a mk2?

[wheat marten]

I haven't seen orbital cannon spam in ages

[unique pivot]

Some of the most fun I had in this game was in bad sport lobbies

[summer elm]

I’m about to spam the button on that orbital that’s for truth

[broken leaf]

same blowing them up with raiju is so fun

[summer elm]

Yeah why not

[broken leaf]

i blow up all mk2s i see

with raiju

[wheat marten]

Raiju sucks

[broken leaf]

why?

[summer elm]

Raiju is fun

[broken leaf]

true

the only downside is the random cobra manoevre

[wheat marten]

Some guy was trying to grief me doing all these tactical dodges to avoid my RPGs then I blew him up and he started coming after me so I sniped him and he rage quit

[broken leaf]

interesting story

[wheat marten]

1 rocket and 1 sniper bullet Vs and entire plane with explosives

[broken leaf]

that seems fair

[wheat marten]

Guy was level 200 something, I was 73

[broken leaf]

when was that?

[wheat marten]

Higher level ≠ higher IQ

[wheat marten]

Last night

[summer elm]

Some guy I was griefing while I was dodging all theses RPGS, then out of nowhere he sniped me. I got so mad I alt+F4

[wheat marten]

In freemode I just go passive

[broken leaf]

why just call in mk2 then mercenaries then orbital canon and blow them up

[wheat marten]

[broken leaf]

grief the griefers

[summer elm]

Remember a time the oppressor was busted

[broken leaf]

opressor mk1?

[summer elm]

Nah not that soft baby shit one

[broken leaf]

thats such a fun vechile to ues

[mental marlin]

Yes

[broken leaf]

so mk 2

[summer elm]

Ya

[broken leaf]

use explosive rounds or minigun

or railgun

[summer elm]

Grief the griefers who always harassing the people who’s trying to sell their goods

[mental marlin]

Railgun goes boom

[summer elm]

We must protect them

[broken leaf]

i love doing that

raiju full attack on mk2s

[gaunt cedar]

I just did my first solo cayo

[mental marlin]

Yerp

[broken leaf]

youre bcoming a real man

[summer elm]

Solo Cayo lowkey a pain, sometimes no full loot bag

[gaunt cedar]

Lol

[arctic sphinx]

Skill issue

[broken leaf]

how just loot airstrip

[gaunt cedar]

I had half only toon 787k total😭

[summer elm]

Sometimes that’s not enough

[arctic sphinx]

Cap

[broken leaf]

and the other thing close to hanger

[arctic sphinx]

That’s 6 potential spots at airstrip and always guaranteed full bag

[gaunt cedar]

I forgot airstrip

[keen bronze]

wsg

[broken leaf]

so no secondary loot?

[broken leaf]

yo

[gaunt cedar]

1 Painting

[broken leaf]

i feel the pain

[summer elm]

I understand ur pain

[gaunt cedar]

But i did is as quick as possible bc i'm gonna keep doing it until like Diamond or panther

[keen bronze]

2 paintings in office + panther statue + hard mode hehehehhe

[broken leaf]

panther is so good i need it

[broken leaf]

or full gold

[gaunt cedar]

An hour i got scammed for B2B cayos aswell

[summer elm]

I got pink diamond 3 times and the rest ruby necklace

Never got panther statue

[broken leaf]

panther is only at events

[sullen bolt]

I like the idea, i think it's noble

[arctic sphinx]

Scamming cayos is crazy low

[broken leaf]

i only get tequila

[gaunt cedar]

Yes

[next roost]

then it's as good as pink diamond with gold lol

[gaunt cedar]

He got like 1 Mil

[keen bronze]

nah

how much is pink dia + gold?

[robust veldt]

Hello guys

[summer elm]

That’s rough buddy

[arctic sphinx]

That’s nothing and he scammed for it lmao

[foggy jacinth]

Sad

[summer elm]

Ahhh that makes more sense

[gaunt cedar]

I was stupid it was a level 21 with pink Diamond it was hard to believe but i really wanted to b2b

[broken leaf]

yo pavel

[sullen bolt]

If 3 gold above is 1.7 to 1.9 depends on hardmode or not

[foggy jacinth]

Yoo kapitan

[summer elm]

What’s b2b I feel like I’m old with these new gta terms

[arctic sphinx]

Oh yea definitely lying

[gaunt cedar]

Replay glitch

[keen bronze]

well i get 2.2 million per run with 2 paintings + panther + hard

[summer elm]

Ooh back 2 back

[gaunt cedar]

Ik he was but i need money

[summer elm]

I have ruby necklace/pink diamond if u want to do b2b one day

[broken leaf]

can u give me ability to pay for preps so i can do cayo in 10min

[sullen bolt]

Right, yeah i was talking ab PDb

[gaunt cedar]

I don't got the 5

I just got the role

[foggy jacinth]

Nahh

[arctic sphinx]

We can run it sometimes I got pink diamond, 4 gold n hardmode

[broken leaf]

why

[summer elm]

Also I get appreciate for helping them out also, they recognize my true colors

[gaunt cedar]

@rich sluice scammed me btw

[summer elm]

Make a mod mail

[gaunt cedar]

I did

[broken leaf]

i once protected someone and he protected me after by flying into th griefing raiju true hero

[gaunt cedar]

I already knew he was fake when i saw the account was made a few says ago

[sullen bolt]

How do they usually pay homage

[gaunt cedar]

He prob JS gonna make new aacounts

[summer elm]

True solider fr

[foggy jacinth]

I love to see u do the work

[broken leaf]

it is just some equipment

[summer elm]

Nah if you make an alt account it still gets banned, unless new IP

[gaunt cedar]

VPN works

[foggy jacinth]

[broken leaf]

can u make bigger bags for me

[summer elm]

I don’t want nothing in return just the love that comes with it and the joy when they sell their supplies

[limpid marsh]

yo pavel u a nice guy

[foggy jacinth]

Yes kapitan

Also ty

[gaunt cedar]

The most pain in the ass is scoping out Cayo imo

[summer elm]

Pavel da goat fr

[limpid marsh]

only takes 25k per heist the real og guy

[sullen bolt]

He can make new discords acc, but i doubt he will create new PSNs. Dm @pallid plover and #stopthescam #attheirroots

[pallid plover]

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[foggy jacinth]

Flying to cayo🥀

[broken leaf]

pavel how do u repair sparrow in 2 min

[summer elm]

Ya lowkey especially flying north

[gaunt cedar]

Yes

@foggy jacinth Make it so we can go there with rajiu

[foggy jacinth]

Im him kapitan

[foggy jacinth]

Too expensive

[limpid marsh]

with enough vodka nothing is impossible

[foggy jacinth]

✅

[broken leaf]

i will use my raiju and blow them up

[summer elm]

Pavel you think Mr. Rubio going to up his security one day

[sullen bolt]

Pavel!

[foggy jacinth]

Yes kapitan

[sullen bolt]

Pavel tell him to bring it on 😎

[gaunt cedar]

I got b11 and raiju with modded Wheels a friend used a glitch to give the Planes to m

[broken leaf]

is there a glitch with raiju to make it faster i need 600mph

[summer elm]

Pavel what’s your fav liquor to drink

[broken leaf]

VODKA AND GOOD OLD NAVY WINE

[gaunt cedar]

El Rubio tequilla

[summer elm]

Raise a toast to Pavel for this amazing 1.7M heist always

[broken leaf]

can u get cargo bob to bring me to el rubio so i can blow him up and steal everything

[broken leaf]

pavel is a true hero

[summer elm]

Fr

[flat jackal]

Need people for heists GT: FeuFeu420

[broken leaf]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@flat jackal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @broken leaf

[summer elm]

What u got ps3?

[flat jackal]

Ok

[foggy jacinth]

Good idea

[foggy jacinth]

100%

[gaunt cedar]

2

[broken leaf]

no worries i see your new here

[foggy jacinth]

Hell yeah kapitan

[summer elm]

[foggy jacinth]

[gaunt cedar]

I'm fr gng i play on the 2

[summer elm]

I had to put the ps3 away no more Netflix

[gaunt cedar]

U play on 4 but i got PS3 to

[summer elm]

And ps5 and ps2 and ps and psp

I’ll trade you my ps3 for the ps4

[gaunt cedar]

Not the 5

[summer elm]

[vivid gazelle]

can some help me w the delivery please T_T

sell missions

[summer elm]

If console and pc had crossplay def

[hidden skiff]

HELLO

anyone here

[vivid gazelle]

T_T

[signal whale]

HELLO

[vivid gazelle]

hi

[proud idol]

goodbye

[broken leaf]

hello

[summer elm]

Did you try knocking?

[signal whale]

ljt

[hidden skiff]

bro i am new

[signal whale]

khanjali

[gaunt cedar]

I also have the 360

[summer elm]

Walking in chat without knocking is wild

[limpid marsh]

The longest process of cayo is flying velum

[hidden skiff]

i dont know anything

[broken leaf]

youre also pretty new

[summer elm]

Flying north is not it

[proud idol]

true

[broken leaf]

no worries just join in

[hidden skiff]

can you help me

[limpid marsh]

Even ljt is here

Man the grass is not growing good deez days

[broken leaf]

i like coca cola more

[cold garden]

Your fault for not watering it

[limpid marsh]

Dem

[summer elm]

Do u have smoke on the water ?

[hidden skiff]

can you help me in hesit i am just looking for some teammates

[summer elm]

Smoke on the water helps a bit

[broken leaf]

thats an update not a property

[limpid marsh]

Not much into mc business

[gaunt cedar]

Does gta5 Cost money on pc

[broken leaf]

go to lfg

[broken leaf]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@hidden skiff, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @broken leaf

[broken leaf]

go there

[hidden skiff]

okk

[gaunt cedar]

If yes how much

[summer elm]

Then the grass won’t grow strong

[broken leaf]

depends buy it for 15 euro on cdkeys

it is legit

[gaunt cedar]

Easy to do mods?

[summer elm]

Can confirm I have it on pc

[broken leaf]

yes

just download turn battleye off and youre done

[summer elm]

Yup yup

[broken leaf]

why?

[gaunt cedar]

Link in dms?

[broken leaf]

i will send it to u

[gaunt cedar]

Does u requires much specs?

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @void sinew

[signal whale]

saw you out there.

potential fraud.

[gaunt cedar]

Yay

[signal whale]

ok lester i am sorry

[cold garden]

Im not even real

[signal whale]

ah mb you got me there

i will see myself out now

[summer elm]

I remember I couldn’t go to game stop to buy gta, I had to get a stranger to buy me gta

What a time that was

[winged sinew]

hello

[signal whale]

lmfao why

[signal whale]

hi

[winged sinew]

how do you do

[broken leaf]

in life everything is possible

[signal whale]

?

[signal whale]

i am doing, wbu

[fresh magnet]

@signal whale, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @void sinew

[signal whale]

??

what did i do

@orchid belfry

look at ts

[frigid halo]

[unkempt maple]

hi

[signal whale]

hi

[cyan owl]

hi

[frigid halo]

Hi lol

[cyan owl]

Hello lmao

[orchid belfry]

dude done nothing wrong and got nuked with lfg command

[signal whale]

on god lmao

[sullen bolt]

you trying to be edgy yeah?

[unkempt maple]

how many kei trucks have yall bought so far

[signal whale]

40

[orchid belfry]

PolingTonic is angy i think

[cyan owl]

proof?

[signal whale]

no

[sullen bolt]

that's some deep rooted issues man

[signal whale]

what can i say, i love kei truck

[sullen bolt]

but 40 bro, really?

[cyan owl]

ok buckacherz

[unkempt maple]

crazy pull

[somber sand]

I bought 90, sold 2 tho

[signal whale]

lmao no i only have 1

[signal whale]

2 💔

[somber sand]

[unkempt maple]

don't ask him his thoughts on the declasse mamba

[cyan owl]

worst car

[orchid belfry]

sold 💔

[unkempt maple]

[orchid belfry]

tbh im just gonna dupe it instead of buying more

[sullen bolt]

is it safe and sound tho?

[limpid marsh]

Why buy so many though

[cyan owl]

cool

[unkempt maple]

every sponsership x10

[signal whale]

its always safe and sound

[sullen bolt]

Tec, you raised a good questionable question!

[unkempt maple]

you haven't bought any

[cyan owl]

dont have to buy it to know its cool 😎

[limpid marsh]

I mean why need more than 1-2 of same type vehicle

[unkempt maple]

[rose blaze]

alright off to work i go.. its nice weather so it is gonna be packed on our terrace

[oak bough]

Is 4 gold and 3 cash good for Cayo?

[limpid marsh]

Ye

[signal whale]

4 gold is already sexy

[sullen bolt]

hey whatchu be cooking today, images photos!

[unkempt maple]

cayo in the big 26

[broken leaf]

if youre with 2 or 3 yes alone no

[oak bough]

why not alone

[broken leaf]

it is still good way to make money

[cyan owl]

cayo in the big 26

[unkempt maple]

I'm not a heist

[signal whale]

you cant get gold alone

[unkempt maple]

person

[oak bough]

never played it and it’s my first time

[sullen bolt]

yes, cayo in the big 26

[oak bough]

most likely gonna go back to bogdan

[rose blaze]

will try to take pics, but im not a big fan of our lunch menu... its so basic compared to the dinner menu

[oak bough]

my bbg

[sullen bolt]

okay!

[unkempt maple]

where is f-22

[broken leaf]

in the raiju

it decided to go there

[oak bough]

Well since f is the variable and there is no telling of what it is then the equation is the same

unless there is more to it

[broken leaf]

in the sky

[oak bough]

[unkempt maple]

I do like 10 fleeca jobs a day

[cyan owl]

solo is best

[sullen bolt]

we missing the equal part of the equation, hence this challenge is currently unsolvable

[oak bough]

I do 27 firefighter jobs

[unkempt maple]

was a joke

[sullen bolt]

how much does it pay?

[oak bough]

precisely my fellow mathematician

[broken leaf]

1.5 mil probably

[oak bough]

should I buy 9 day nitro for orbs

[cyan owl]

like 700b

[unkempt maple]

[broken leaf]

no

[oak bough]

I need to send my lovely emojis

[naive relic]

auto shop missions are fun ash

[somber sand]

Where can you find the nes

[oak bough]

I bought vehicle bay on kosatka because 6 year old me would go crazy at seeing it

[unkempt maple]

does anyone else have a Petercopter

[broken leaf]

1+1=2+2=4+4=8+8=16+16=32+32=64+64=128+128=256+256=512+512=1024+1024

[oak bough]

the one that goes “he-he-he-he-heh”

every time it whirls

[unkempt maple]

for nintendo switch

[cyan owl]

did you hear about the new resturaunt

[unkempt maple]

month late bud

[cyan owl]

its called karma

[unkempt maple]

cheeseburger please

[oak bough]

What’s on the menu

[orchid verge]

Semeone can help me for m’y bunker Plz i am ps5

[cyan owl]

theres a burger, in vegas, called the burger

[oak bough]

you didn’t say the line

[unkempt maple]

Did he just say his last name is burger

[cyan owl]

evan burger

[oak bough]

you ask for his forgiveness!!!

or I corse you

[cyan owl]

real curse btw

[oak bough]

rika

[unkempt maple]

what

are there bot commands anywhere

[cyan owl]

nyo

[unkempt maple]

#bot-commands

[jolly ember]

is ruby necklace good guys?

[summer elm]

Yeah it’s the 3rd best to get besides pink diamond and bear bonds

[cyan owl]

best to get are the files

[unkempt maple]

just got panther statue

[jolly ember]

bearer bonds are like 700k

[unkempt maple]

did you hear me

[cyan owl]

hear "we"

[summer elm]

No…? Isn’t it like 1M?

[unkempt maple]

I got panther statue today

[jolly ember]

THATS MADRAZO FILES

[cyan owl]

They're the best to get

[harsh mesa]

It was before nerfs

[unkempt maple]

today I got panther statue

[harsh mesa]

Cap

[summer elm]

How? There’s no event

[cyan owl]

I got 6.

[jolly ember]

understood you wanna grabber?

[stiff frigate]

i got the nc production upgrade woo

[cyan owl]

in everytime there was an event 👍

[summer elm]

Make sense, haven’t gotten bonds in a min only ruby and pink diamond

[unkempt maple]

I beg your pardon

[stiff frigate]

guys whats better avi or oscar

[indigo fossil]

Avi

[stiff frigate]

oscar gives more but takes longet

[unkempt maple]

avi

[jolly ember]

yk to get secondary loot

[stiff frigate]

alright thanks

[harsh mesa]

Fym u got 6

[stiff frigate]

ill do that after cayo

[unkempt maple]

mb haven't done cayo in years

[indigo fossil]

Take me to cayoo

[cyan owl]

read my other message

[stiff frigate]

im quite sure you cant get panther as of rn

[harsh mesa]

There is none rn

[cyan owl]

sadly not yeah

[unkempt maple]

does he know

[summer elm]

He doesn’t know

[cyan owl]

clearly

[stiff frigate]

i do not know

enlighten me

[unkempt maple]

ecola>sprunk omg i started a war

[harsh mesa]

[unkempt maple]

Oh yeah, pin it.

[summer elm]

That’s the best rage bait I seen all night

[unkempt maple]

its not though

[cyan owl]

holy chud

[summer elm]

Stop being a fat fucking Chud

[unkempt maple]

coca cola better than sprite, my logic

[summer elm]

Dr.pepper better but ur not ready for that convo

[stiff frigate]

chud

[unkempt maple]

worst soda oat had it once and never again

[cyan owl]

are we 30 or 3

[unkempt maple]

dr pepper glazers are insane

[stiff frigate]

-30

[summer elm]

Dr.pepper yummy

[unkempt maple]

id rather drink green juice

[cyan owl]

purple juiice

[nova tartan]

Creepy

Huh

[unkempt maple]

Downvote.

[nova tartan]

📸

[summer elm]

I mean you drink car cleaner so i believe you

[limpid marsh]

Lemonade da goat what’s with this Coca-Cola dr pepper

[summer elm]

This guy knows ball

[unkempt maple]

life when you realize rootbeer and coke cherry clears

[summer elm]

Pink lemonade is the real treat

[limpid marsh]

Even lester approves

[summer elm]

Mhhmmm root beer

[unkempt maple]

but in the end water > all

[summer elm]

Oh yeah I love water, that’s my crack

[signal whale]

does the terrorbyte client job cooldown continue offline

[unkempt maple]

idk

[summer elm]

Ya everything cools down offline

[signal whale]

idk either thats why im asking

[signal whale]

ok very good

[summer elm]

[terse pine]

your bio makes me happy

[unkempt maple]

ive never tried pepsi is it better than coca cola

[summer elm]

It’s for my ADHD users

[terse pine]

it’s so wonderful

[summer elm]

I’m glad I can ease your mind

Sleep is for da weak

[unkempt maple]

l take

me go sleep soon

[summer elm]

Peesh weak

[summer elm]

Oh nah u getting sniped

[gaunt fox]

nah i deleted it

[cyan owl]

cap

[gaunt fox]

that one i deleteD

But the sleep one i didnt

[unkempt maple]

@fresh magnet

[mental nexus]

Man what the fuck

[fresh magnet]

@remote swift, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[cyan owl]

get Dax outa here

[gaunt fox]

ts a rp server? 💔

[fresh magnet]

@cyan owl, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unkempt maple

[mental nexus]

What am i even seeing

[gaunt fox]

no

[mental nexus]

No

[terse pine]

hi nicholas

[mental nexus]

I aint joining shit

[mental nexus]

Hey makkison how u doing

Because no

You are bad

[terse pine]

i’m tired hbu

[gaunt fox]

hi makki , yesterday i talked to u at 2-5am and its 2pm here did you sleep or u messagin since

[mental nexus]

I actually slept well ngl

[terse pine]

twin got called bad😭

[terse pine]

no

[potent leaf]

can anyone help me with dax mission 6 i know im suposed to use the lfg but no one sees it

[fresh magnet]

@potent leaf, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unkempt maple

@potent leaf, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[terse pine]

twin for the future don’t come here if nobody answers there

[mental nexus]

No get good

[fresh magnet]

@calm barn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @cyan owl

[terse pine]

us you am not better

[broken leaf]

Im back

[fresh magnet]

@broken leaf, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unkempt maple

[gaunt fox]

is revolution the los santos rev?

[terse pine]

hi bomb bomb machine

[fresh magnet]

@terse pine, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @cyan owl

[broken leaf]

I did no nothing

[slender quartz]

Hi is a majority of people play on ps4 version rather than ps5 version ? GTA 5

[unkempt maple]

sorry

[terse pine]

what do you want from me

leave me alone

[mental nexus]

I be moving like prime muhammad ali

[gaunt fox]

i dot know ask tim sweeney he should know

[terse pine]

idk man i think it’s pretty mixed

[broken leaf]

Interesting

[terse pine]

ok twin clock it

[mental nexus]

Yes

[slender quartz]

What about money method wise

[cyan owl]

slay

[broken leaf]

Its almost the same

[terse pine]

for b2b ps5 is more active

[slender quartz]

Are you certain

[cyan owl]

is gta6 coming to ps4?

[mental nexus]

Very certain

[gaunt fox]

guys i have an idea we should make a specific day have bombing day which means we join a session and we get our jets planes whatever and drop bombs at players

[terse pine]

no

[slender quartz]

Cus I’m gonna redownload gta

[terse pine]

yea

[mental nexus]

Defo also ps3 innit

[broken leaf]

If u want 1 fps is 120p yes

[summer elm]

Can confirm made 20M in 3 hours

[unkempt maple]

and nintendo switch

[slender quartz]

So it’s better to play on ps5 version

[terse pine]

just redownload ps5 version twin

[mental nexus]

Yeah Nintendo gettin it

[mental nexus]

Yes

Yuh

[summer elm]

Nah ps3

[mental nexus]

Broski

[summer elm]

[slender quartz]

What about content creators do they play ps4 or ps5

[quiet prawn]

😭 let it go

[gaunt fox]

what is ps3? mine says sony interactive Playstation 2

[slender quartz]

You’re slow

[nova tartan]

[mental nexus]

Ps5

[fresh magnet]

@nova tartan, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unkempt maple

[broken leaf]

Why do u have ps3

[summer elm]

Ps5 or pc

[mental nexus]

Man

[nova tartan]

Lester, stop, I’m not playing the game right now

[summer elm]

You’re fast

[unkempt maple]

medium

[terse pine]

wait a second

[cyan owl]

mester

[terse pine]

you’re my bff right

[unkempt maple]

nah

[slender quartz]

What about itssmro yk him

[quiet prawn]

yaurrrr

[cyan owl]

kindle

[unkempt maple]

hes on ps5

[terse pine]

oh clock it

[slender quartz]

PS5 version ?

[summer elm]

Ya he on ps5

[terse pine]

mitch

[unkempt maple]

yeah it says in his lives

[terse pine]

get ps5 version

[broken leaf]

I need to mod gta

[gaunt fox]

no

[slender quartz]

Is Uncs in ps4 version

[summer elm]

Yeah it says it on his live dude lol

[slender quartz]

Are the uncs on ps4

[unkempt maple]

i said it first

[mental nexus]

No

[broken leaf]

To mod myself

[terse pine]

yes

[summer elm]

Unc still on the ps3/xbox360

[slender quartz]

Okay imma download ps5 version then 😂

[slender quartz]

😂

[terse pine]

why don’t you want the uncs

[broken leaf]

Throw away ps3 buy at least 4 or 5

[shadow socket]

guys where's the spot to do bmx glitch on the map

[broken leaf]

Uncs are the same as lester so good guys

[slender quartz]

Nah the old heads be funny asf I’ll show u a guy from TikTok

[gaunt fox]

no jailbreak it and get linuıx

[terse pine]

i love lester

[broken leaf]

I have linux

[gaunt fox]

okay

[terse pine]

waiting

[lofty moon]

Yes

[gaunt fox]

yes nephw

[nova tartan]

I love angel from mansion

[terse pine]

i don’t

[unkempt maple]

good answer nephew

[slender quartz]

You know the GTA Driving Instructor?

[terse pine]

no

[unkempt maple]

haviland clears

[summer elm]

The wall climb? I think it’s the construction site or like the cement pillars

[broken leaf]

Lester loves being rejected by people he says that at the end of doomsdayheisy

[summer elm]

OG is the only option

[fresh magnet]

@broken leaf, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unkempt maple

[terse pine]

something about a female moaning in my ear when i get on a game doesn’t sound good to me

[broken leaf]

What did i do wrong

[quiet prawn]

🤏

[gaunt fox]

i just realized Mors Mutual Insuarance is a scam and we ve been fed with it
Go Augury Insurance

[shadow socket]

no the one with the bati 801

[terse pine]

it’s his thing

[summer elm]

Yes! This right here lol

[gaunt fox]

we should protest #GoAugury

[broken leaf]

He also likes not being rejected by paige harris

[slender quartz]

I’ll send it in ur dms idk if im allowed to send it in the server

[terse pine]

he likes so much

[mental nexus]

Cap.

[summer elm]

The speed glitch ?

[terse pine]

fs

[gaunt fox]

then why does he have A TindyInvader Profile???

[terse pine]

twinnn

truth

[unkempt maple]

i had Angel for about 3 days and got tired of that so fast and switched

[mental nexus]

Its cap twinsoni

[gaunt fox]

LifeInvader: LesterCrestBaby

[terse pine]

as a girl

it is very truth

[mental nexus]

As a man its cap

[unkempt maple]

what is

[terse pine]

well you’re a man

[steep river]

What’s the best handling car

[broken leaf]

To get rejected

[terse pine]

niobe

[broken leaf]

Niobe

[summer elm]

As an AI it’s cap

[gaunt fox]

lester is harassing me

[terse pine]

copycat

[unkempt maple]

WHAT is cap

[terse pine]

@unkempt maple

[slender quartz]

How do I migrate ps4 n ps5

[steep river]

False

[gaunt fox]

lester is calling me and telling me to do Prison Break

[broken leaf]

Youre a cat im a tank

[terse pine]

idk twin

[summer elm]

[shadow socket]

Yh

[slender quartz]

Man

[terse pine]

point made

[gaunt fox]

by migrating

[terse pine]

copytank

[unkempt maple]

IK what cap means I meant in context

[slender quartz]

How

[broken leaf]

That more like it

[mental nexus]

Ah yes the rain is wet

[gaunt fox]

By migrating of course

[terse pine]

thanks bff

[unkempt maple]

valid take (I am a man)

[slender quartz]

How

[terse pine]

or is it

[quiet prawn]

trevors truck

[gaunt fox]

you just migrate profile thats all

[terse pine]

i thought you were a girl

[broken leaf]

Most of us are man

[mental nexus]

Bro you just migrate there’s no philosopby here

[slender quartz]

Why is the discord bot reacting

[unkempt maple]

is it the username

[terse pine]

or is there

[gaunt fox]

ye what dont u undestand

[terse pine]

he wants you

[slender quartz]

How

[terse pine]

it’s the personality

[mental nexus]

[slender quartz]

How
How
How
How
How
How

[gaunt fox]

bro what cant u understand you just migrate profile

[broken leaf]

He wants to date u

[terse pine]

that’s too many how’s

[summer elm]

Upload story mode then go to setting then go to game —> upload save and use your rockstar social slub thing to load in

[unkempt maple]

how

[slender quartz]

Haven’t downloaded ps5 version yet

[gaunt fox]

yes he is vrey bad timeout 500 hrs

[terse pine]

502

[slender quartz]

I ain’t doing allat ill screenshare n u do it

[summer elm]

[terse pine]

twin that’s more work😭

[broken leaf]

Then relax and meditate in peace

[gaunt fox]

okay imma explain it but dont judge me because i put a lot of effort to this and i really hope you like my message:
you just migrate profile

[mental nexus]

WAIT

[unkempt maple]

how

[slender quartz]

One at a time ladies goddamn

[terse pine]

waiting

[terse pine]

twinnnn no

[mental nexus]

I feel a mods presence

[terse pine]

what about us men

[fresh magnet]

@terse pine, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unkempt maple

[terse pine]

we’re on topic of gts

[gaunt fox]

imma explain it listen

[terse pine]

gta

[slender quartz]

Ladies and gentlemen

Ight listen, but how ?

[terse pine]

ok listening

idk

[slender quartz]

Look at the tt in ur dms

[unkempt maple]

what

[summer elm]

You have to hold the wheelie while braking if I remember

[broken leaf]

How many times have u said to migrate profile? I frll like an infinite time

[gaunt fox]

For story mode, in ps4 you go to story mode then go to pause menu then Game then click upload save game
For online, it will be auto
When u are in ps5 version: In online, pause menu, Online, Migrate Profile option
story mode, yu download it

[unkempt maple]

yap

[quiet prawn]

@broken leaf WHERE ARE U FROM

[winged sinew]

I hope GTA 6 online will be cheat proof

[slender quartz]

Can you just screen record it and send it to me

[mental nexus]

Hes from warstock

[broken leaf]

The netherlands

[gaunt fox]

he is from Cliffordai

[mental nexus]

Oh

[summer elm]

Mitch stop being an old fat chud

[unkempt maple]

rude

[quiet prawn]

just watch a youtube video bubs

[gaunt fox]

sorry my upload speeds are 0.3 i cant really upload videos to the internet

[mental nexus]

Aren’t u from warstock?

[slender quartz]

I’m snitching 😡

[broken leaf]

Both

[quiet prawn]

holand

[broken leaf]

Yes

[summer elm]

[gaunt fox]

when am i going to get level 24 how much long will it take

[unkempt maple]

deleted

[summer elm]

Or just do it on your phone from rockstar login page

[gaunt fox]

2313/3000

is that chat or what? !level

[slender quartz]

Yap yap yap

[unkempt maple]

can I see my xp

[gaunt fox]

is that chat? 2313/3000

[broken leaf]

Type !level...

[summer elm]

[unkempt maple]

if no one chats for 15 seconds I will go to bed

[winged sinew]

I hope GTA 6 doesn't delay any further

[gaunt fox]

haha no u wont

[summer elm]

Noticed how ur not asleep because ur not weak

[gaunt fox]

you will stay here

[broken leaf]

U wont sleep

[gaunt fox]

no bed time for you

[terse pine]

HAHA WHAT

[broken leaf]

What do i see

[fresh magnet]

@calm barn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @unkempt maple

[summer elm]

[shadow socket]

Where on the map can I get enough speed and height to do it

[unkempt maple]

WHAT HAHA

[slender quartz]

Bro what 💀

[broken leaf]

Sandy shores

[summer elm]

Airport, shandy shores

[summer elm]

Jinxed you owe me a soda

[gaunt fox]

bro really typed "shandy" 😂😂 unc

[slender quartz]

What is the money method rn

[unkempt maple]

none

[winged sinew]

GTA Online has become roblox

[broken leaf]

U own me a pizza or bitterballen

[slender quartz]

I need sum like 10mil in a minute

[gaunt fox]

what makes u think that

[shadow socket]

Can u pinpoint location pls

[limpid marsh]

Shark cards

[winged sinew]

it has become more or less like sandbox

[summer elm]

Buy a shark card you get it in 5 secs

[slender quartz]

Now way this guy compared Roblox to GTA

[gaunt fox]

wdym

[polar escarp]

I finally did the cluckin

[unkempt maple]

for the rich

[broken leaf]

Just 60 bucks

[summer elm]

Noticed how nobody laugh at you nerd

[limpid marsh]

Just for a lowly price of 60

[unkempt maple]

I kinda did

[slender quartz]

😂

[summer elm]

Fr pocket change fr

[gaunt fox]

erm actually, according to my calculations mitch did 🤓🤓

[unkempt maple]

I did too twin

[summer elm]

Oh so now everyone was laughing

[slender quartz]

I’m broke cus I can’t work no more

For 8 weeks minimum

[unkempt maple]

thats a good thing

[limpid marsh]

Then don’t expect to earn 10 mil in a min

[summer elm]

Retirement money didn’t hit the bank yet ?

[slender quartz]

Wdym

[broken leaf]

Work at a grocery store

[limpid marsh]

[gaunt fox]

if you do that, ur gonna get banned

[unkempt maple]

why work when wwIII is around the corner

[broken leaf]

Try robbing a casino just like in gta

[slender quartz]

Im not old enough to retire

[slender quartz]

I cannot physically work

[gaunt fox]

do lamar missions 3k per mission

[unkempt maple]

are we fr

[slender quartz]

I can’t take discord serious sometimes

[broken leaf]

Go to donald trump and ask for money

[gaunt fox]

ww3 is here yall cant see it

[unkempt maple]

No POLITICS.

[limpid marsh]

Try robbing a cartel lord like in gta then u can buy shark cards with stakes in gta game as well

[broken leaf]

Sorry

[gaunt fox]

i dont think it is politic

[summer elm]

That’s like saying go do the pizza deliver mission 100,000,000

[broken leaf]

Good idea

[unkempt maple]

for a tank you sure are scared

[gaunt fox]

dont yall do that? i do that everyday

[slender quartz]

I prefer selling meth n shi

[broken leaf]

I can blow u up

[winged sinew]

did anyone complete level 8000 in GTA online?

[gaunt fox]

yes officer this guy

[unkempt maple]

good answer nephew

[slender quartz]

Bouta do a episode of breaking bad

[broken leaf]

Nobody does that legit

[winged sinew]

I saw some

[unkempt maple]

yeah impossible

[summer elm]

Nah I do the contract missions

[unkempt maple]

decades

[limpid marsh]

Meh that’s nerdy I do 1 bil a day just not in gta online but story mode

[broken leaf]

Mods

[winged sinew]

why modding for that

[gaunt fox]

what

[winged sinew]

especially for that purpose

[summer elm]

Only possible if u was playing in 2013 non stop

[gaunt fox]

wtf modder teleported everyvone to his mansion

[broken leaf]

I did that

[summer elm]

Yup yup

[gaunt fox]

@broken leaf pls protect us

[limpid marsh]

I’m some level 80s ig and yet I’m rich and ok

[broken leaf]

From who

[limpid marsh]

Why need 8000

[slender quartz]

You seem like tha kind of guy

[unkempt maple]

a modder

[gaunt fox]

modder

[broken leaf]

Just blow them up

[gaunt fox]

no u suck im going to get my bombusca

[unkempt maple]

bro aint saving anyone

[winged sinew]

one will need WoW level persistence, dude be playing world of warcraft for 22 staight years

[gaunt fox]

still impossible

[broken leaf]

I could hack them but i dont

[summer elm]

[gaunt fox]

gta got released to pc in 2015

[broken leaf]

I dont need sleep

[mental nexus]

Not even possible

[gaunt fox]

and u know modders can corrupt ur profiles

[unkempt maple]

welcome back

[mental nexus]

Hello

[gaunt fox]

hi nicholas

[mental nexus]

Was just reading chat

[broken leaf]

I can hack them

[mental nexus]

And joining into convo

[summer elm]

It’s possible

[mental nexus]

Nope

[unique lagoon]

boring ass chat

[mental nexus]

Physically and mentally no

[summer elm]

It can still happen it’s possible

[mental nexus]

No

[summer elm]

Yes

[mental nexus]

Absolute cap

[winged sinew]

bao buns are delicious, if you remove korean spices and replace it with chinese ones

[unique lagoon]

what is

[mental nexus]

Lvl 8k os impossible

[polar escarp]

Yo What other heist should i do? I did the cluckin and idk What else to do