gta-online

[regal nymph]

Ii wanna get one b4 gta6 😔

[unique lagoon]

okay thank you for respecting my wishes

[brave silo]

@signal whale why do you need a minigun

[terse pine]

plz level me up

[regal nymph]

You gotta level up or you need money?

[signal whale]

for the fucking jugs bro

[unique lagoon]

broooo youre gonna get one for gta 6 anyway might aswell get one now

[terse pine]

to shoot you

[brave silo]

Cant i just drop you one

[signal whale]

level up

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @void sinew

[signal whale]

you can do that?

[brave silo]

Or let me handle the juggernauts

[terse pine]

shut up polingtonic

[signal whale]

wtf i didnt know that

[terse pine]

twin ur not even at lvl 120

[signal whale]

?

[brave silo]

yes but they only stay for the session i think

[brave silo]

i still have guns lol

[terse pine]

how would you have the minigun??

[ebon grove]

hi

[terse pine]

hi bff

[brave silo]

how would i have 200 modded deluxos

[terse pine]

why’d you message me on playstation😭

[signal whale]

yeah she joined when we were talking about fisting lester

[regal nymph]

Yeah but ii just got done graduating, ion got a job yet

[terse pine]

from an evil man

[ebon grove]

hi wombmate

[terse pine]

🥰

[brave silo]

i texted you on ps

[terse pine]

yes i ignored you

[ebon grove]

danish we should be bff

[terse pine]

wow

[brave silo]

67

[terse pine]

i see how it is

[regal nymph]

This guy

[ebon grove]

what happened

[signal whale]

??

[brave silo]

hey thats a bad finger

[regal nymph]

😭😭

[terse pine]

so i guess im just not your bff anymore huh

[terse pine]

or is it

[regal nymph]

…

[terse pine]

twin we can read faster than you can del et e

[regal nymph]

So ground pound, how close are you?

[unique lagoon]

ohhhhhh yeaahhhh that makes sense

[terse pine]

I HAVE A FUNNY JOKE

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @void sinew

[marble moat]

I found another cheating bitch in the game

[terse pine]

is it dark

[marble moat]

Using invis and god mode

[terse pine]

are you delayed

[marble moat]

He is killing EVERYONE

[terse pine]

we were talking about gta

[signal whale]

kiss him

[ebon grove]

but you have multiple bff

[terse pine]

no

[signal whale]

to what?

[ebon grove]

Why i only have one but you have multiple

[unique lagoon]

bruhhh i hope their partner finds out

[marble moat]

THEY have no partnet

[terse pine]

[terse pine]

yes THEY do

[unique lagoon]

yes THEY do bro

how else would they cheat

[terse pine]

yeah man get with the program

[unique lagoon]

lolll wait a minute did they cheat on their diet

[ebon grove]

i only have you as bff but you have many bff

i want bff only with danish now

[terse pine]

ok you’re my bbff best best friend forever

WOW.

OK WHATEVR

[ebon grove]

ok

[terse pine]

anyways

i found my mk2 earlier

that i thought was lost

now i have 2

[unique lagoon]

haha u found urself

[terse pine]

yes i’m wonderful🥰

[ebon grove]

yo why cheetah the striper is here

[terse pine]

@signal whale this girl can play

[signal whale]

?

[fresh magnet]

@devout pilot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @void sinew

[terse pine]

striper💔

[unique lagoon]

ik join wel🤗

[ebon grove]

dont ask maki he is nit a girl

[terse pine]

what

[signal whale]

striper

[terse pine]

you’re right

[unique lagoon]

oh wtf bru autocorrect

[signal whale]

💀

[terse pine]

what were you even trying to say😭

WHAT

[unique lagoon]

u heard

[signal whale]

?

u heard nothing bro

[terse pine]

red it💔

[signal whale]

red it

[ebon grove]

my favorite stripper is probbaly cheatah or peach

[signal whale]

who tf is peach

[terse pine]

i have a favourite too!

[ebon grove]

the stripper

[unique lagoon]

nee fa2 ben geen meisje, trouwens hou t engels voor ze gaan zeuren

[signal whale]

be very careful of what you say next

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

rule 1 bb

[terse pine]

i don’t want to

[unique lagoon]

yes bro im telling them to speak english

[signal whale]

LMFAO

!english

💔

[terse pine]

!english guys

[ebon grove]

i diddynt ask your opinion, why dont you talk to ur other bffs

[unique lagoon]

wrap it up !english

[signal whale]

diddynt 💔

[terse pine]

that’s so mean adam what about us

[fresh magnet]

@devout pilot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @signal whale

[terse pine]

what about the times we did the burger heist adam

[signal whale]

haha i can lfg now

[terse pine]

are you just gonna throw it all away

[signal whale]

yes

[ebon grove]

Please add me on psn it is adam_karl19

[terse pine]

you always could you just suck at it

[fresh magnet]

@signal whale, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @void sinew

[signal whale]

WHAT

[terse pine]

thank goodness you are ewww

[signal whale]

FOR WHAT

[terse pine]

yes!!

[ebon grove]

i like women but i wish there are nice people

[terse pine]

that’s two different topics

[signal whale]

dm me i have something embarrassing to tell

[terse pine]

oh no

[ebon grove]

you can tell me

[terse pine]

@brave silo

guess what i got

[brave silo]

mk2

that im gonna still

[regal nymph]

Minigun level

[terse pine]

no

[brave silo]

mansion

[regal nymph]

You gotta be 120?

[terse pine]

HES SO FAR

[signal whale]

im at 45 and you need 120

[terse pine]

wait

[fresh magnet]

@signal whale, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @void sinew

[terse pine]

danish

[regal nymph]

😭😭

[signal whale]

FOR WHAT

WTF

[brave silo]

dawg what

[terse pine]

i am at level 101

i

minigunnnn

[signal whale]

?

[brave silo]

@void sinew shut up (in gta)

[unique lagoon]

why did kitsel just dm me talking abt some el rubios toes bro

[regal nymph]

Dangg

[ebon grove]

danish please be my bff

i hate this guy dude

this makki

[terse pine]

that’s mean

[regal nymph]

So mean

[ebon grove]

i am sorry

anyone here play ps4

[terse pine]

yes i play

but only with nice people

hi malik

[ebon grove]

I used to be nice to you befre i know you have many bff

[terse pine]

wait but like you and malik are my #1 bffs duh!!!

don’t let go of our burger heist life pls

swivvt

[orchid belfry]

burger heist life?

[terse pine]

he calls cluckin bell burger heist

[ebon grove]

The burger

[orchid belfry]

hi

[manic aspen]

What the frick

[terse pine]

yes the burger

[terse pine]

hey bff

[peak raven]

Do y'all want to look at El Rubio's toes

[terse pine]

no

[ebon grove]

yes

[peak raven]

Or is that just me

[orchid belfry]

dude cluckin bell is KFC

[terse pine]

adam i’m going to steal the burger heist from you

[manic aspen]

Hi makki are u abusing no tired glitch

I see u everytime

[terse pine]

what the heck does that mean

[true patio]

Hii everyone :D

[terse pine]

it’s 8:50pm

[ebon grove]

Hop on gta online now.

[terse pine]

hey twin

[peak raven]

What's up Xanax

[terse pine]

if we’re bffs i will

[wild compass]

does anyone know if zaxbys has good chicken I wanna try it

[peak raven]

Zaxby's uses donkey knuckles and camel testes to make their chicken

[true patio]

Sup :D

[true patio]

Sup :D

[wild compass]

[terse pine]

ADAM

[signal whale]

on god?

[peak raven]

Yes I am not lying I promise on makkis soul

[wild compass]

I know for a fact thats what’s in Taco Bell nuggets

[terse pine]

THATS RUDE.

[wild compass]

me too

[wintry river]

this is gta channel

[terse pine]

yeah guys

[wild compass]

but they have “chicken” now

[ebon grove]

MAKKI

[terse pine]

grand theft auto five online

[peak raven]

We are doing GTA stuff I promise

[unique lagoon]

yooo salah can i get your tshirt

[terse pine]

grand theft auto five online?!

[wild compass]

we are talking about Cluckin bell

[ebon grove]

yes

[terse pine]

ok bff

[wintry river]

!gta @proper grove

[fresh magnet]

@proper grove Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @wintry river

[ebon grove]

yes the burger

[terse pine]

burger

[peak raven]

Ramona are you Ramona flowers from Ramona Flowers

[manic aspen]

Effenburger?

[terse pine]

adam do you still have 4 dallors

[ebon grove]

yes

[peak raven]

Yo technically they were related to GTA since the taco bomb truck is in GTA

[terse pine]

oh no😭

[ebon grove]

now i have 5 million

[terse pine]

buy a penthouse

[manic aspen]

Enough for 1 hsw car 🥀

[ebon grove]

i want to be rich so i can help low levels

[peak raven]

Buy unlimited faggios

[terse pine]

why would you wanna do that

[peak raven]

Let the Poor's be poor

[terse pine]

what’s your lvl adam

yeah

[ebon grove]

67

[terse pine]

let them suffer

[mental marlin]

How will you help them?

[peak raven]

If they're poor, let them starve

[terse pine]

omg

[manic aspen]

so true wtf.Steal from the poor and give to rich

[peak raven]

Evil hacks or something I don't know

[ebon grove]

help them do heist and kill griefets

giefers

griefers

[mental marlin]

Cool thanks 👍

[terse pine]

it feels like i’m asking a little child what they’d do with a million dollars and their answer is donate

[peak raven]

You can freak around with me twin

[cyan steeple]

Anyone can help me get back in GTA Online ?
I was gone a while but I wanna get back properly to the game ! I can help for préparations and stuff of course !
Dm me if you wanna help me ! Thanks !

[mental marlin]

You are only here to punch down?

[peak raven]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@cyan steeple, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @peak raven

[terse pine]

if that was rude to you then you need to get off your phone

[ebon grove]

What’s wrong with donating 1 million dollars to charity as a child? What are you going to do with that money as a child anyway. Might as well give to the people who need the most.

[peak raven]

Yo this level 29 I'm helping to setups with is useless, he got like the most expensive driver the most expensive gunman the cheapest hacker and he's barely helping with the setups when it's his heist

[terse pine]

twinnn i’m saying you’re not going to do only that

[ebon grove]

oh ok

[mental marlin]

Do you plan on answering my question at all or just more yapping?

[terse pine]

a child will get a million dollars and immediately want toys

you will become rich and immediately want for example cars

[terse pine]

wait one sec

who are you??

[mental marlin]

Okay waiting

[terse pine]

[peak raven]

If I get rich I want a million pounds of meth

In GTA of course

[terse pine]

are you gonna donate it to the homeless

[ebon grove]

what can you buy with 1 milion in gta online

[peak raven]

We got to keep it related to GTA

[sour zenith]

Nothing good

[terse pine]

a few cars if you buy homeless ones

maybe an apt

[mental marlin]

Still waiting, is there something that's gonna happen or just more emojis?

[peak raven]

1 million sprunk

[terse pine]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @terse pine

[manic aspen]

Yesyes donate 1buckaroos to El Rubio

[ebon grove]

good idea

[mental marlin]

[terse pine]

i’m sure it’ll go to a good cause

[brave silo]

shut upp

[terse pine]

💅

[peak raven]

El Rubio is practically the sugar daddy of all GTA people

[terse pine]

and the owner of the casino

[sour zenith]

Nah that’s me

[terse pine]

can you buy me a yacht then

[ebon grove]

makki are you in the online

[sour zenith]

Give me your log in credentials and sure

[terse pine]

you’re not even level 67 how could you lie

[terse pine]

ok!

[ebon grove]

wdym

[terse pine]

you’re lvl 63 twin

[ebon grove]

how do you know my level

[manic aspen]

Same number tbh

[orchid belfry]

friend list

[terse pine]

i can read😭

[unique lagoon]

my little sister sleeping on my bed taking up the whole damn bed bro in gta

[peak raven]

Adam evil

[orchid belfry]

why is she sleeping on ur bed

[ebon grove]

can you help me deliver mc business goods

[terse pine]

kick her off in gta

[terse pine]

no

[ebon grove]

ok

[terse pine]

yes

[orchid belfry]

ok makes sense now

[peak raven]

Macklemore

[ebon grove]

but please dont grief me

[peak raven]

Can you help me deliver the homeless men to the altruist encampment

[ebon grove]

i am doing max delivery now

[orchid belfry]

no

[manic aspen]

[terse pine]

i have to do cayo anyway

[unique lagoon]

she likes to sleep next to me, shes 6 after all

[peak raven]

I'm going to join Adam and I'm going to blow up his stuff

[terse pine]

yes

[ebon grove]

please no

i have waited hours for this

[signal whale]

if they are still very young its not an issue at all

[terse pine]

twin that’s so cute

[peak raven]

All right bro ur going to the island with the rest of you freaks

[signal whale]

its only an issue when she gets older

[signal whale]

bro come on

[unique lagoon]

genuinely go fuck yourself

[orchid belfry]

makes sense, just please don’t tell me you misspelled “sister” for “friend”

[ebon grove]

what happened

[terse pine]

85% take 85%

[signal whale]

?

[unique lagoon]

always gotta be 1 guy thats just guuner fried

[terse pine]

you

[ebon grove]

makki can i join ur cayo perico heist

[signal whale]

what

[terse pine]

it’s not mine

[signal whale]

its mine

[unique lagoon]

yes bro shes just a bebeh

[orchid belfry]

you

[ebon grove]

can i join

[terse pine]

i’ll do the 100% glitch

give yourself 85% incase it doesn’t work

[signal whale]

nrn im trying to get rid of this heist

[ebon grove]

oh ok

[signal whale]

if a good one comes then maybe

[ebon grove]

are you in the same session as me

[unique lagoon]

hey danish guess what bro

[signal whale]

no

[unique lagoon]

wait go gc

[ebon grove]

ok

[signal whale]

wsg hot stuff

[peak raven]

We are going to pound ground

[orchid belfry]

@signal whale forget gc

[signal whale]

???

[terse pine]

nvm i cant do 100%

[peak raven]

What is GC

[orchid belfry]

group chat

[unique lagoon]

let pround gound

[peak raven]

No please don't group chat

[peak raven]

Yes very good idea

California girls

We're unforgettable Daisy dukes bikinis on top

Sunkissed skin so hot will melt your Popsicle

[unique lagoon]

if you hadnt sent that message earlier i wouldve sang along

[orchid belfry]

wait there’s another gc? @signal whale

[unique lagoon]

i didnt send him anything

just wanted to waste his time

[peak raven]

What message

[orchid belfry]

lmao

[jovial nest]

Group chat playstation ?

[signal whale]

no

[orchid belfry]

I thought

[unique lagoon]

is this vonn

[peak raven]

Is he the king

[orchid belfry]

king vonn

[unique lagoon]

bonn

[peak raven]

King bon bon

King macaron

[jovial nest]

😭😭 bro...

[orchid belfry]

yall im being serious

gta dr dre vs real life von

[ebon grove]

can i join group chat

[peak raven]

Dre is winning because he isn't dead

[orchid belfry]

danger wise

not life wise

[peak raven]

Dre is more dangerous because he's not dead

[orchid belfry]

what if Von wasn’t dead?

[peak raven]

But he is

[orchid belfry]

Yea, what if

[peak raven]

Like my grandpa free after he got hit by a train

[jovial nest]

No im not...

[orchid belfry]

did ur grandma get hit by a bazooka?

[peak raven]

I'm going to forcibly castrate you

[peak raven]

Rip bazooka grandma

[terse pine]

[orchid belfry]

Define castrate

[regal nymph]

Damn

[jovial nest]

i just wanted people to play on gta 😭😭😭

[brave silo]

@terse pine

[terse pine]

hi bff

[peak raven]

I'm going to cut off his testicles and then I'm going to feed them

[rich sluice]

would there be 3 people who could help me in Pacific Standard? (PC enhanced)

[terse pine]

what

[peak raven]

To King Vaughn King Vaughn

[brave silo]

are u on gta

[regal nymph]

Hellooo

[terse pine]

yea

[brave silo]

are u hiding in passive

[terse pine]

no

doing cayo

[brave silo]

ew

weirdo

shoulda did casino

[regal nymph]

🥹

[peak raven]

Speaking of casino I'm doing casino right now

[terse pine]

danish wanted to get rid of his

[orchid belfry]

RIPMGSGHBABYITAIETIHTHKKK 💔💔

[peak raven]

The host did aggressive with the most expensive guns and the most expensive driver and gave me 0% extra after helping with most of the setups

[regal nymph]

Alot of people saying that gta6 might get delayed again, what yall think?

[peak raven]

They should delay GTA 6 until 2036

[regal nymph]

Ts always hapens to me 😔

[brave silo]

i always pick expensive guns and cars, i care more about my sanity than the little bit of money

[jovial nest]

Who got heist ready

[peak raven]

The guns are always minimally better than the car is minimally better, especially if you're only using the cars to get to the helicopter

[brave silo]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@jovial nest, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brave silo

[peak raven]

The only reason that you might want to get better guns if you're doing aggressive and you didn't decide to do Doug and shipments

Any other situation I just get the cheapest stuff and the most expensive hacker

[regal nymph]

We should normalize Most expensive hacker

[steep zealot]

Hi 👋

[terse pine]

HI BOB

[steep zealot]

Hi makki

I had a nightmare

[old spindle]

hey everyone

[steep zealot]

👋

[peak raven]

Was your nightmare about makki

[terse pine]

oh no was it that you were broke

[steep zealot]

My mom was using snapchat

[peak raven]

Makki is scary after the people they killed in 'nam

[steep zealot]

[terse pine]

hi christopher

[peak raven]

Cargobob has to be broke since no one would buy one of those over the mighty iron mule

[steep zealot]

She rode me out of nam

[peak raven]

[old spindle]

😭 hello makki

[unique lagoon]

my wifi so ass rn bru holy

[unique lagoon]

chrissy wake up

[peak raven]

Christopher columbus?

[old spindle]

goat pfp

[terse pine]

shut up i thought of that too

[old spindle]

nah nah naaahhhh

[peak raven]

What's your opinion on the native American populace of America

[terse pine]

are we bffs now

[unique lagoon]

thanks bro

[unique lagoon]

loll

hey makki check media rq

[steep zealot]

[old spindle]

amazing amazing people very wise, used to live near a reservation

[terse pine]

i thought you said my real name and i was panicking💔

[peak raven]

I used to live on one

The turtle mountain band of Chippewa

In belcourt North Dakota

[old spindle]

oh woow!

[peak raven]

That's where I'm registered as a tribal member

[old spindle]

thats so cool

[unique lagoon]

no bro id never dox u like that

[old spindle]

im familiar with the pequot

[peak raven]

All the stereotypes or actually true

Are*

WE all actually hunt buffalo and on our 18th birthday we are all given a casino

[glacial herald]

I'm gonna say something stupid

GTA Online has a speed problem

[peak raven]

Speed?

Explain

[glacial herald]

yea mainly car speed diversity

[peak raven]

They're all the same speed?

Is that what you're saying

[old spindle]

ah yes the wonderful great plains!

[glacial herald]

So currently the fastest car (as far as I know) is the HSW Banshee GTS

thats rad thats cool, I fuck with it

[peak raven]

Boozhoo my white brother, grab that tomahawk and we will go hunt as our ancestors did

[glacial herald]

BUT when you put things into consideration the other car speeds

[peak raven]

What about the faggio

[terse pine]

do you know it

[glacial herald]

there's a gap that's really annoying

[peak raven]

The best car in the game

Hey you ain't the only one

[glacial herald]

I feel like the standard car top speed should be around 130~

[peak raven]

They should make the standard speed 300

And make the oppressor go 27,000 miles an hour

[glacial herald]

and this applies to like all cars and odl cars alike

[peak raven]

And then make all the Jets not work

Absolute Cinema

[unique lagoon]

yeah

[terse pine]

did danish tell you

[unique lagoon]

no

[peak raven]

Acting like I don't do that when I see you 😘

[unique lagoon]

you did

[terse pine]

oh

[unique lagoon]

yeah

[terse pine]

you don’t know how old this person is btw

[peak raven]

Oh god

Oh God

[unique lagoon]

missclick, shes 12

[peak raven]

Cougar 🔥

[peak raven]

Your preferred age's half of that

[unique lagoon]

brooooo this guy is so guuner fried bro holy shit

[terse pine]

you’re gross

[old spindle]

uhm

[unique lagoon]

its all he thinks about

[terse pine]

hi chrissy

[peak raven]

Yo what

[old spindle]

hii

[glacial herald]

what the fuck has this chat turned into

[peak raven]

This is all related to GTA trust

[old spindle]

we coolin

[unique lagoon]

yooooo youre alive

[terse pine]

what’s your favourite car in grand theft auto five online

[unique lagoon]

hell yeah bro e39 is gorgeous

[peak raven]

I really want that blackfin bro

I love the coquette blackfin it reminds me of the Netflix show Lucifer

Cuz it looks pretty similar to the one he drives on that

[regal bridge]

Yo

[peak raven]

What's up

[old spindle]

def the civilian caddy

[regal bridge]

Waddup

[peak raven]

What up

[unique lagoon]

just wish it had hsw smh

[regal bridge]

Lester the molester

[peak raven]

Hsw trash master

[terse pine]

idk what that is bff🥰

[peak raven]

Hsw train

[unique lagoon]

my friend wasted his free hsw on that😭😭😭

[glacial herald]

of course I am

[peak raven]

You get a free one?

[regal bridge]

In yall's opinion

[peak raven]

You should get the panto

[regal bridge]

Nightshark or Insurgent

[peak raven]

Night shark

The windows suck though

[unique lagoon]

show

[peak raven]

It's annoying how you can just get shot right out the driver's seat

Even with full armor windows and get shot out the driver's seat with the night chart

Night shark

[old spindle]

the golf cart lmaoo

[terse pine]

NIGHTSHRK

[terse pine]

OH

[peak raven]

What vehicle should I buy with 2.5 ml

[terse pine]

THEYRE SO SLOW CHRISTOPHER. lock in.

[unique lagoon]

crappp bro show when u can

[wintry canopy]

Kisi ka
Family hai gta rp me

[unique lagoon]

what

[peak raven]

What are you talking about

[wintry canopy]

Gta 5 rp ?

[terse pine]

i’m sorry i don’t wanna kisi you man

[peak raven]

Okay are you trying to invite someone?

[old spindle]

aye sometimes you gotta cruise and enjoy the scenery of grove street

[unique lagoon]

i mean not my thing but if u insist, ill be trevor

[wintry canopy]

No I want to join any family

[peak raven]

The dam is kind of scenery I like it

[terse pine]

no no you do not chrysler

[peak raven]

Enjoying the scenery of the dam when you see a skydiving coach jump off and die

[regal bridge]

33 Dinkas

[old spindle]

😭

[peak raven]

Wait is that a good idea

Wait what is the Dinka

[terse pine]

a gta family?😭

[peak raven]

I think he's saying he wants to join like a mafia role play server or something

[unique lagoon]

i think some of my autoshop customers really need to sell their cars

[peak raven]

Yo they always have the worst customization things

Why do you want a yellow supercar with the biggest Wing I've ever seen

And only engine level 2

But suspension all the way down

[unique lagoon]

so hideous

[peak raven]

No but that doesn't equate because that's tough

[terse pine]

ew one of them had me make their car look rusty

[peak raven]

WE DRIVE THOSE WE

[unique lagoon]

yooooo the blista kanjo is free rn

[peak raven]

As in me and you

[unique lagoon]

hell yeah bro free civic lemme rice ts

[terse pine]

what’s that

[peak raven]

Is the kanjo good or something

[unique lagoon]

im filling mine w fast n furious cars rn

[unique lagoon]

no but its iconic

[peak raven]

Like the reality TV show?

[unique lagoon]

its the laptop civic

[peak raven]

They always put the worst stuffed

On your car and pimp My Ride

Which kind of makes sense because you get the worst customization choices with the auto shop cars

[unique lagoon]

an older honda civic

[frail bobcat]

guys i finished all bunker research

[peak raven]

Can't you do the auto shop car thing at your clubhouse with bicycles

[regal bridge]

Aight

[terse pine]

i’m so proud

[unique lagoon]

congratulations bro

[regal bridge]

Im gonna let my duke carry me all the way to the night club then

[frail bobcat]

thank you guys

[peak raven]

If you unlock explosive ammo or fire ammo in your bunker does it unlock it on every gun

[old spindle]

w in chat

[terse pine]

wwww

[regal bridge]

Mk2 I think

[terse pine]

i have a question

[unique lagoon]

sure ask, also check media

[peak raven]

This is great because I was worried since I keep getting like "muzzle brake for the pistol mk 2" and stuff like that so I was wondering if I was going to have to get explosive ammo for every gun individually

[terse pine]

danish said mk2 missiles run out permanently after 30 what the heck is he talking about

there’s nothing in media

[unique lagoon]

yeah after u shoot 30 missiles u cant ever ever use them again

[terse pine]

why

[peak raven]

It's like with your phone and how after it runs out of battery you can't ever used it again

[regal bridge]

Unless you recharge em

[old spindle]

isnt there a sentinal they just made able to drift tune?

[unique lagoon]

no joking bro, after 30 missiles u js need to put it back in the terrorbyte or any garage for that matter and ur good to go

[unique lagoon]

yeah the sentinel xs iirc

[terse pine]

ohhh i thought he meant you can’t use them ever again

why does he think you need a penthouse to buy a kosatka

[unique lagoon]

yeah thats what i said but i was just jockying with you

[old spindle]

is it worth it

[regal bridge]

Yall got any tips for a chud like me 🙏

[terse pine]

i’m cofnused

[terse pine]

be like me

[regal bridge]

Noted

[terse pine]

no

no

NP

[jagged sedge]

all chuds are destined to seek #1344878308210507856

[unique lagoon]

lol from chud to chud eh

[terse pine]

no only you

chudsyer

what’s a chud

[unique lagoon]

i mean ig not really, its a bmw if that makes it any better

[terse pine]

what a nice moderator🥰

[unique lagoon]

you

[terse pine]

that’s rude

[unique lagoon]

sorry

[terse pine]

it’s ok

[true patio]

GANG WHAT IS GOOD CAR IN GTA T ONLINE

[unique lagoon]

thank you

[terse pine]

niobe

[unique lagoon]

why are we screaming

[terse pine]

and virtue

[true patio]

Why not

[terse pine]

she’s hard of hearing

[peak raven]

Saranium unbanned me bro they are tough

[terse pine]

can you be banned again for pedophilia jokes

[unique lagoon]

what a weird kink but you do you ig

[terse pine]

shut up😭

[peak raven]

How was it jokes dude was talking about sleeping with is 6 year old sister bro

[terse pine]

no he wasn’t…

[unique lagoon]

no i didnt

[frail bobcat]

[unique lagoon]

even if i said ‘im gonna sleep with my 6 year old sister’ why is the first thing you think of sexual

[terse pine]

hey twin

[peak raven]

Yes that is what many people

[unique lagoon]

has this guy never had a healthy sibling bond

[frail bobcat]

whats going on

[jagged sedge]

Let's move on from this topic gents

[peak raven]

Agree on

[terse pine]

[unique lagoon]

hi bb

[peak raven]

Kifflom Brothers

[thin cloud]

Hello guys I need 3 players to help me in the humane labs setups

I got 3 more setups left

[terse pine]

twin check lfg

[thin cloud]

What’s that sorry

[jagged sedge]

!lfg @thin cloud old

[fresh magnet]

@thin cloud, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg

Requested by: @jagged sedge

[peak raven]

And that is in lfg I'm like 90% sure I told you that before

[thin cloud]

I thought those were for big heists only

[unique lagoon]

alright time to customise this civic ill be back

[peak raven]

Chris hanson? No I'll call you Chris Handsome

[unique lagoon]

what the hell is a big heist

[peak raven]

No it's for like everything bro

[terse pine]

isn’t old heist for dday?

[unique lagoon]

both og and dday

[jagged sedge]

Apartment and dday

[terse pine]

ohh alr

[peak raven]

I'm assuming he's saying casino and the island one but like I don't get why he can't check the rules

[terse pine]

thought you said daddy💀

[peak raven]

Will WE vote for siranium as Los Santos Mayor

[unique lagoon]

what the hell is the customisation on this kanjo bro holy shit😭😭😭😭

[worldly turret]

hello chat

[peak raven]

It's free you said?

[terse pine]

is there nothing

[worldly turret]

howzit goin?

[terse pine]

hello vravra

[unique lagoon]

i didnt say danish

[unique lagoon]

check media

[terse pine]

THATS FUNNY BTW

[terse pine]

ok

[peak raven]

Is there drama around him? The only drama I know is that their show got shut off because like a senator killed himself after being on the show or something

[terse pine]

pretty good twin hbu

[regal bridge]

There is nothing

[peak raven]

Ani is your profile picture matching with your girlfriend

[regal bridge]

Nvm had to scroll down

Yea

[peak raven]

My friend is doing the pfp matching thing but with those two people who are really weird from like that one game or whatever I forget the names

It's Andy and something I think

[regal bridge]

The coffin of andy and leyley?

[worldly turret]

mad that im getting shafted with no shifts at work

[peak raven]

Yeah

[worldly turret]

only 2 shifts next week

ive only been at my current job for 6 months

[peak raven]

I don't know why bro wants that to be them

[unique lagoon]

oh my god this car has the exact customisation i was looking for

[worldly turret]

I need more rally cars

I love rally racing

[vital thorn]

Would someone please help me get over 10 mill cash right now cash. I’m really desperate and out of options. Not willing to pay cash

[peak raven]

What website is it on

[peak raven]

Not only are you shamelessly begging you're also doing it in the wrong channel 🙏

[peak raven]

!lfg

[worldly turret]

I really want a car like the car from my summer car

[fresh magnet]

@vital thorn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @peak raven

[vital thorn]

Sorry

[peak raven]

@unique lagoon I'm pretty sure there is a challenge you can do to get like a cool special samurai Livery for the angel from doing like a drift race or something

Blist kanji

Kanjo

[unique lagoon]

ill see what i can find

[worldly turret]

oh right I should make an effort to get the prize ride from the LSCM

[peak raven]

@unique lagoon

[worldly turret]

what

[peak raven]

What

I think they are going on a schizophrenic episode

Are you sure it's not the schizophrenia

[frosty bough]

Where car you go to find a partner to grind with

[reef spoke]

Guys should i buy the oppressor
mk1 or the mk2 i cant decide

[worldly turret]

lfg

[worldly turret]

of what?

[unique lagoon]

i avtually love this car

its got the turbo flutter aswell

[peak raven]

I think you are just having an episode

[worldly turret]

oh mk2, just dont be a chud in public lobbies and you're fine.

[reef spoke]

Ok ty

[peak raven]

I sent the info on how to get the Livery I think it looks really cool

Stroll up a little bit to find it

[unique lagoon]

i’m not huge on flashy liveries

[peak raven]

Troll

[peak raven]

Not very flashy I J's think it's cool

[unique lagoon]

lemme c

[frosty bough]

I need a partner for cayro

[peak raven]

Kk 1 sec

[fresh magnet]

@frosty bough, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @supple marten

[supple marten]

#ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg

[worldly turret]

should I save up 1.8M for the sparrow or should I buy the terrorbyte?

👁️

[supple marten]

Sparrow

[worldly turret]

oh goodie, another 300k to go then

might get myself a 200K safety net

[wooden hawk]

buying mansion worth it???

[supple marten]

Its more useful and 300k isnt really that hard

[peak raven]

@unique lagoon I gotta send thru dm

[ebon grove]

hello guys

[unique lagoon]

media

[peak raven]

Where

#gta-media

[unique lagoon]

#gta-media

@peak raven i need to follow all those steps right

like linking everythjng n stuff

[peak raven]

I dunno I'll check

I don't hsve it I js think its tuff

[golden tinsel]

This still active ?

[unique lagoon]

nah

only 680k inactive members

[signal whale]

most inactive server ever

[crimson karma]

200k in chips we going all in on green

[unique lagoon]

i got 1.8m chips saved up ready to be doubled

[crimson karma]

Ok vro

[supple marten]

#ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg

[crimson karma]

Js landed on the closest to green

[ebon grove]

Who wants to see me play gta online

[peak raven]

You gotta watch three hours worth of twitch for the livery

[crimson karma]

I landed on green and got fucking 90k chips

[peak raven]

That's what the YouTube dude said

[crimson karma]

I thought it was 1-35 odds bro

[ebon grove]

which dude

[peak raven]

Uh

Gravesight

It says

[unreal herald]

Been dead for a while

[crimson karma]

I have just been robbed

[signal whale]

by me

[unreal herald]

House always wins lil 🥷🏾

[crimson karma]

By the dealer

[crimson karma]

I won and she didnt give me my chips

[peak raven]

Kill The Bitch

[unreal herald]

Dang if you got proof then submit a claim

[crimson karma]

Then I will destroy my personal blackjack

[worldly turret]

why cant I roll what the hell

im pressing space while ADSing

[peak raven]

🤔

What you mean boost

[unique lagoon]

just be a normal person

[peak raven]

Acrylic ur tuff can we be tuff twins

[golden tinsel]

Damn kinda sad

[terse pine]

good luck

[left laurel]

Ayo anyone knows if i buy now gta+ does it stay on 30 days or until next ”season” so can i get like 2 different seasons if i buy it now and it changes in 4 days. Idk if anyone understanded

Or it ends in 4 days and i have to buy new one

[worldly turret]

it stays for 30 days tmk

[left laurel]

So i can get februarys free car and march free car

[crimson karma]

You keep it for 30 days iirc

Do we know what march's car is

[left laurel]

Not yet i think

But can i keep that garage forever or where my cars goes if it ends

[timid lotus]

Hello

[crimson karma]

Not sure I dont really use it

[left laurel]

Damn alr thanks

[unique lagoon]

our gta characters doing bail enforcement is top 3 most hypocrite activities oat

[peak raven]

Yo you weren't lying this has hella customization and it's only like 500K usually but it's free right now

They'll probably look even cooler with that Livery but I'm not going to watch No 3 hours of twitch

[unique lagoon]

i made mine like a drag car lol

[peak raven]

Want to see mine

[unique lagoon]

thick muscle tires to look like im using slicks

[peak raven]

It's covered in blood because I had to hit a griefer

[unique lagoon]

sure bro

[burnt coyote]

guys i find train that is only flat bed things

is that rare?

[zenith saddle]

Does anyone know how to do doctor dre?

[peak raven]

By the agent see

[manic aspen]

Buy agency do few security contracts

[peak raven]

Agency*

[zenith saddle]

I did

[manic aspen]

Its locked till u do some contracts

idk how many

[peak raven]

What the hell are you doing here doakes

[manic aspen]

Fishing

[peak raven]

Why are you Bay harbor butchering all over

Why did you murder those people doakes

[manic aspen]

Me when i watch dexter from Tiktok

[peak raven]

Dexter would never do anything wrong he is a loving father of two

He's just a respectable crime scene analyst

[manic aspen]

That wasnt me gang 🥀 🥀

[supple marten]

@peak raven dm

[robust spire]

[woeful meteor]

Just curious, people asking for F1 wheels cars, but these are not possible to put ingame, so how can people do it? And you can buy it off LSCM? What would be the price for them btw?

[peak raven]

Eobard thawne why did you kill that defenseless woman in front of her child

[unique lagoon]

merge glitch

[unique lagoon]

same as web iirc

[woeful meteor]

So....can I do it as well? Or no

[unique lagoon]

not sure if theres any active merge glitches but u can try

[woeful meteor]

So if a car costs like 3 mil on legendary motorsport, putting f1 wheels on it would make the price just a bit higher than 3 mil? So I'll still have to pay 3 mil for it?

[peak raven]

Yeah acrylic actually knows everything cuz he's tough

[signal whale]

u sure

[frail bobcat]

im getting rinsed on blackjack bro

[signal whale]

how much u lost

[frail bobcat]

100k

[peak raven]

Why not just stop losing

[frail bobcat]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[thin cloud]

@rapid sapphire check DMs

[rapid sapphire]

Where at

[tough canyon]

hello

[thin cloud]

I sent u dm

[tough canyon]

whassup

[thin cloud]

I’ll join u

[woeful meteor]

Why are the casino missions impossible to do solo 😭

[tough canyon]

because if u are solo u never reach succes

[unique lagoon]

wrong

[unique lagoon]

go slots bro

[woeful raft]

Because of skill issue

[frail bobcat]

max bet only 25

[woeful meteor]

If I need help for casino mission, which channel do I ask? the "other lfg"?

[tough canyon]

guys how to stop in game clip video recorder

[woeful raft]

Use casino lfg

[unique lagoon]

afaik its base price + upgrades

[unique lagoon]

casino-lfg

[woeful meteor]

Isn't that for the casino heist?

[unique lagoon]

2500

[unique lagoon]

its anything casino related

[woeful raft]

It's for all casino content

[woeful meteor]

Ah okay

[timid lotus]

Hello

🤔

Ps 4 ?

[robust spire]

The last mission is pretty easy tbf

[woeful meteor]

I did the first 2 missions, stuck in the 3rd one cuz so much shooting is too much for solo

[robust spire]

Damn

[cold garden]

The casino rooftop shootout mission is quite unusually difficult

But not entirely impossible

[torn dagger]

i hate gta man

[unique lagoon]

grilled cheese at 5am on a sunday bro im living life

[woeful meteor]

I keep dying in the 3rd mission, shooting duggans in a vineyard

[cold garden]

Okay thats just skill issues unfortunately

Theres nothing wrong with that one

[terse pine]

and playing gta!

[woeful meteor]

Yeah I agree

[cold garden]

Retire is always an option

[unique lagoon]

no i came off like 15 mins ago i was bored on my own

[terse pine]

i was telling you not to get muted

[unique lagoon]

ohhh ok sorry im hungry and tired thats why

in gta

[terse pine]

i forgive you with my big, compassionate, loving, heart🥰

[unique lagoon]

@signal whale shes being too nice whats going on w her

[signal whale]

i dont know man

[terse pine]

THATS SO MEAN

[signal whale]

shes always really nice to me so idk man

[robust spire]

It’s virtually impossible to rp in public sessions man

[terse pine]

why would you even do that😭

i need to know the thought process

[robust spire]

It’s lowkey fun to chase ppl around lmao

And then arrest them

And take them away to beat them up

[terse pine]

wait but like you’re role playing with people who aren’t role playing?🤔

HOW FO YOU ARREST THEM WHAT

[halcyon adder]

Forced rp

[terse pine]

this is wonderful

[robust spire]

Technically not arresting them tbf

Just pretending

[terse pine]

do you hit them with your car

THANK YOU LESTER LEVEL 85

[robust spire]

Nah with taser

[terse pine]

oh twin

i suggest hitting them too

[shy tusk]

hey man whats wrong with level 85 : (

[robust spire]

Then shove them in my car

[robust spire]

If they keep running then yh

[terse pine]

no i levelled up my server lvl is 85

[terse pine]

you’re like a bully

instead of lockers it’s the backseat of your car

[robust spire]

They deserve it if I’m the one who’s chasing them

[shy tusk]

ah understandable i will disassemble myself for this misunderstanding

[terse pine]

thank you so much

[terse pine]

i forgot to respond to this

[robust spire]

Some do the mad rp scenes like expecting me to hand out citations and whatnot

[terse pine]

i’m very nice in general thanks

[terse pine]

what’s a citation

i only know the literature version

[robust spire]

Traffic tickets

[tender pond]

anyone got an empty prepaid card i could use

[terse pine]

twin😭

[mint turret]

@jagged sedge has one

[terse pine]

HI DARSHAN

[mint turret]

Hi

[mystic dragon]

whats the fastest way to come up with miney for a jet

[thin pond]

anyone want a heist?

[terse pine]

hru twin

[mint turret]

Good ,wbu

[terse pine]

taxi

[fresh magnet]

@thin pond, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mint turret

[terse pine]

thriving

[mint turret]

Cayo perico heist

[thin wolf]

pizza or fire fighter

[terse pine]

wrong

it’s taxi

[rapid sapphire]

Can anyone help with apartment criminal mastermind challenge. Need 1 more person.

[fresh magnet]

@rapid sapphire, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mint turret

[terse pine]

no thank you sorry

[mint turret]

[mystic dragon]

So is taxi or pizza better

[terse pine]

taxi

[thin wolf]

neither u r being trolled, cayo perico and bunker

[terse pine]

bunker is trolled

[manic aspen]

Best way to grind is Rooftop Rumble bro

[terse pine]

probably a mod

[terse pine]

hey tein

twin

[sour zenith]

Spam Cayo and/or Casino

[mint turret]

Mod named makki?

[heady field]

Bruh, I got 9/10 exotic exports but the last one, Grotti Stinger GT, just won't show up, despite visiting every landmark on https://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/-/exotic-exports-1

[terse pine]

i’d be horrible at being a mod

[mystic dragon]

someone wanna run cayo enough for me to get a jet😭

[terse pine]

rejoin

[mint turret]

Sounds about right

[sour zenith]

The game bugs out sometimes and just doesn’t spawn them. Keep swapping sessions

[thin wolf]

if u can do b2b go to lfg

[fresh magnet]

@mystic dragon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @thin wolf

[jagged sedge]

Try staying outta trouble first

[terse pine]

WHAT

did i do something twin💔

[manic aspen]

Hi baka

[heady field]

I'll try that, though I heard that can bug it out

[jagged sedge]

Your record says so

[terse pine]

tbh idk what exotic exports is i was just guessing

[thin pond]

I COULD

[terse pine]

😭oops

[thin pond]

caps

[mint turret]

[mint turret]

Not even same platform

[thin pond]

oh shoot

they didnt use the right lfg platform

[mint turret]

[heady field]

phew it decided to spawn this time

[terse pine]

clock it twin

[heady field]

Finally all exotic exports in a day done, never again, took nearly 3hrs

[mystic dragon]

i swear you cant just mind your own business and drive in this game😭

[signal whale]

on god

[heavy stag]

did it for career progress i assmume?

[signal whale]

bought a car once and immediately got it blown up

[heady field]

yeah

[terse pine]

why would you do that

twin i like to steal player cars

[signal whale]

athena stop lurking

[mystic dragon]

Nah mfs just blowin me up for existing

[heavy stag]

skill issue you should’ve tanked the missle ngl

[terse pine]

good🥰

[terse pine]

this guy wouldn’t hurt a fly and that’s because he literally can’t

his aim is awful

[unique lagoon]

funny clip in media guys haha

[manic aspen]

Le funny Mexican man too lazy to shoot down jets

[terse pine]

I SAW

HE WAS ON FIRE

[manic aspen]

Okay then

[terse pine]

what

[manic aspen]

Oscar de Guzman

[unique lagoon]

the way he’s screaming as hes running

[manic aspen]

This is not so muy tranqilo

[terse pine]

so sad😭 💔

[terse pine]

double what