gta-online

[signal whale]

and phrases like "start digging in yo ahh twin" became popular

[terse pine]

what

[signal whale]

?

[terse pine]

just stop talking

[signal whale]

??

[terse pine]

💔

[junior aspen]

i see that you have mistaken your angel for a demon

[terse pine]

no

[candid torrent]

Ew

[signal whale]

thank you, i now like you

[terse pine]

hi do i

[signal whale]

guess what good lookin

[dapper sphinx]

Howdy

[terse pine]

howdy 🤠

[signal whale]

hey ur the msfs guy

[candid torrent]

Wassuh

[dapper sphinx]

[signal whale]

we up on old gen, 4.3m in the bank

[terse pine]

ew what the heck is that

[dapper sphinx]

[sullen bolt]

Sup blue gang

[junior aspen]

pepega emojis

[signal whale]

hello MMI Philosopher TM | HVO

[candid torrent]

Sick

[hasty lodge]

I need 2 Xbox players for casino

[fresh magnet]

@hasty lodge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[terse pine]

he stole all my money

[signal whale]

we up fr, lowkey dont know what to buy

[terse pine]

he manipulated me into giving him 85%

[candid torrent]

Womp womp

[signal whale]

i did not

[terse pine]

and now i’m broke

yes you did you demon

[signal whale]

do not lie

[candid torrent]

Womp womp x2

[junior aspen]

how did he do it

[signal whale]

i was trying to teach her the casino replay glitch and she messed it up

[terse pine]

i can hear your jealousy

[terse pine]

he told me he’ll shoot me in the head if i don’t

[candid torrent]

She's a noob what ya expect lmao

[signal whale]

NO

[dapper iron]

Sounds like skill issue

[junior aspen]

i don't believe that give me the bigger picture

[terse pine]

and i said no i love my life and then he started talking about fruits and their romance stories and then stole my money

[signal whale]

so i ran her a casino heist

[candid torrent]

I don't mess up heist replays womp womp

[terse pine]

yes you do

[signal whale]

hey thats what you were talking about

[terse pine]

no

you psychopath

[signal whale]

haha we should b2b

[unreal herald]

Fruit talkers are scammers

[terse pine]

i know we should kill him

[candid torrent]

I don't b2b jus give the heists out

[signal whale]

shes the ultimate fruit talker

[terse pine]

he’s such a crazy head

[signal whale]

?

[junior aspen]

i would like to be teached how to do the replay glitch youtube doesn't teach it well and there are content farms for it

[terse pine]

no

[candid torrent]

Might see how to do that facility 3mil one

[signal whale]

i can show you

[terse pine]

no

hi bffs

[signal whale]

if u need to do glitches i can do them well

[terse pine]

don’t laugh please

[signal whale]

just dropped one of my chips on the floor my life is over

[junior aspen]

we will see when i finish preping up my next heist

[signal whale]

which is it?

[candid torrent]

All you gotta do on pc is disconnect from WiFi at a specific point. I don't know if it's the same point as its on console

[terse pine]

it’s when you go to gate🥰

[signal whale]

on console we close game

[candid torrent]

Ik I'm saying on pc they gotta disconnect wifi

[junior aspen]

oh come on why is every single message i say deleted

[signal whale]

i must say though makki has gotten better at flying

[candid torrent]

Go away broken lung

[junior aspen]

diamond

[terse pine]

cause you are saying bad words man you watch that mouth of yours

[terse pine]

i’ve always been better at flying

[signal whale]

fuck

[terse pine]

you have a terrible ego man

[signal whale]

@candid torrent peep media in a minute

[terse pine]

remember that screenshot i sent you earlier? yeah im sending that to acrylic🥰

[terse pine]

why did you reply to me

what does this have to do with me

[signal whale]

oh.

[junior aspen]

yea true it was foolish of me to say the word that refers to the place of gambling

[signal whale]

dont worry

[signal whale]

tje casino

[terse pine]

yes you fool! behave🥰maybe you will then get casino profits

[mental nexus]

Slept like shit and yeah im tired but can’t sleep

[signal whale]

lowkey cant sleep either

[terse pine]

eat yummy food and grief

it will make life better i promise with a cherry on top of a pinky

[candid torrent]

Well then

[signal whale]

horrible advice

[candid torrent]

That was a bad watch

[terse pine]

don’t talk to me

[mental nexus]

Soon the „is the new week out” mfs will come here

Get ready

[terse pine]

what

[signal whale]

lmaoooo

[terse pine]

get ready for what

[candid torrent]

Thursday mufukkaaa

[signal whale]

its coming

[woven gulch]

People still play this???

[pliant kestrel]

Soon the is the?
Might need another sleepy time man

[mental nexus]

Yes

[mental nexus]

Oui

[candid torrent]

Nah I'm jus in here for no reason

[pliant kestrel]

yup, still easily has 500k+ total people everyday on all devices

[signal whale]

ehh

[junior aspen]

is that a bad thing?

[mental nexus]

Should be better now

[pliant kestrel]

probably more since Im underballing it

[mental nexus]

added them Marks

[pliant kestrel]

, , ,,, , , works too

[mental nexus]

Yes

[signal whale]

otndoanish, groundpound69, or darkkilogram69

please pick a name

[pliant kestrel]

kilopound69

[signal whale]

you are on to something hold on a second, what about this.

kilopound42. how about that wall

[terse pine]

@wild badger do you see how bad this looks😭

[mental nexus]

Groundpound69

The goated

Version

[sullen bolt]

When is the new update out bro do you know

[signal whale]

shit you right king, groundpound69 is goated as a mf

is it bad to have two names now

[terse pine]

too long

[mental nexus]

Ong bro

[signal whale]

i might make that my next psn if i ever want to change

[candid torrent]

Next week

[tiny dock]

When I need to begin watch twitch stream to get 500k and what japan text includes Twitch drops?

[sullen bolt]

Bro what does the new update next week have bro

[candid torrent]

Prolly magic

[mental nexus]

[junior aspen]

i can't comprehense anything you said

[mental nexus]

What

[pliant kestrel]

13 minutes
1 new car, 4 new drift tunes, x2 weed for mc, and x5 LSCM reputation

[mental nexus]

Can you like

[signal whale]

kei truck yes?

[mental nexus]

Rewrite ts

[signal whale]

?

YAY KEI TRUCK

[terse pine]

comprehend worked

[mental nexus]

Keitruck kinda overrated ngl..

[terse pine]

is so ugly

[candid torrent]

Finally can stop using anawack to drive the kei truck

[tiny dock]

They are giving 500k for watching streams in twitch

[pliant kestrel]

eh true

[signal whale]

fuck is u on about kei truck is fire

[mental nexus]

Imagine they made the keitruck as a shitbox in japan but people praise it like it’s some 1 of 1 hypercar lmao

[pliant kestrel]

That is correct, more information will begin on it soon, its not active right now.

[mental nexus]

[terse pine]

i love anawack🥰i sent him a picture of your disgusting character🥰

[signal whale]

WHY

[mental nexus]

Mfs will praise any car that is japanese

[candid torrent]

Real a prius is fire

[signal whale]

mfs will praise anything thats japanese

[signal whale]

mpg on prius goes hard

[mental nexus]

Women aswell

[terse pine]

i felt it was necessary to your development

[signal whale]

ehhh

[signal whale]

??

[mental nexus]

U don’t like Asian baddies?

[signal whale]

shitttt

asian baddies bro

[candid torrent]

Send that atrocious helicopter piloting video to anawack

[terse pine]

shut up

[signal whale]

i have an even worse vid btw

[terse pine]

no you do not

[junior aspen]

there are a lot of jdm cars that are very beloved but i wouldn't say that

[pliant kestrel]

Im sure it will be forgotten in time, people usually don't use stuff constantly after a few weeks

[junior aspen]

it has been a bit over 3 decades

[mental nexus]

I would say that

[pliant kestrel]

This is #gta-online

• the keitora has not yet, officially released

[mental nexus]

This is absolute truth

[junior aspen]

i mean in the sense the jdm cars have been around for about 3 decades

[pliant kestrel]

This game hasn't even been out for 2 decades yet, once again gta

[junior aspen]

i am talking about jdm cars in real life

[signal whale]

how much will it be

[pliant kestrel]

810k for the truck, 200k for drift tuning, 400k for the lock on jammer

[signal whale]

lowkey this is in my budget

gonna ball out

[sullen bolt]

Yeah i second that too, it fits my budget as well

[candid torrent]

Makki a wack driver

[mental nexus]

Damn

[signal whale]

on god

[candid torrent]

Kei truck with drift tuning struggles to get up hills it's funny

[signal whale]

imagine all the possibilities.

[gilded cobalt]

Hello

[terse pine]

you landed on my head

[signal whale]

i have like 170m on new gen and im not willing to spend more than 2 million

[sullen bolt]

CJ sup bro, have you followed the train

[terse pine]

hi

[signal whale]

all you had to do was follow the damn train cj

[terse pine]

what train

[signal whale]

no

[humble summit]

Guys can someone help me

[terse pine]

yes you did

[signal whale]

you dont know BALL

[terse pine]

no

[gilded cobalt]

Yes

[terse pine]

i don’t care

[signal whale]

we cant help if you dont tell us what

[humble summit]

How do I do gctf

[sullen bolt]

Hey what help do you need

[terse pine]

say hi to car and facility and then say please give to friend

[sullen bolt]

Step 1 select the car you want to gtf

[mental nexus]

YouTube

[sullen bolt]

This is the step 2 yes

[humble summit]

Alright imma check

[terse pine]

step 1 is get friend on actually

[mental nexus]

Step 3 is fail and say ts too hard
Step 4 wait for the car to release

[humble summit]

Thats done

[terse pine]

good job pug

[humble summit]

That’s the thing last time I checked gctf that shi sounded like a whole mission

[mental nexus]

Cuz it is

That’s the thing

[humble summit]

I js realized the pfp

[terse pine]

it takes 3 hours

[humble summit]

I love tekken

[humble summit]

Oh god

Allat for a vigilante

[terse pine]

they tried to make it impossible that’s why

yes

[mental nexus]

RAHHH

That shit makes me rage asf but it’s a lovely game

[humble summit]

Isw but I quit now

Mk is so fun tho

[still ibex]

anyone know the timing for cayo perico replay?

[mental nexus]

I THINK it is when he hands you the envelope

With the mula

[still ibex]

it doesnt work for solo

[pliant kestrel]

Right before you are about to be handed the envelope, or with no save, as you exit the island and it closes to a black screen

[pliant kestrel]

it does

[mental nexus]

Wall might be onto smth

[still ibex]

i tried once

[mental nexus]

A wall

[still ibex]

idk if i got the timing right but i did it as i got the envelope

i turned off my wifi

[pliant kestrel]

If you only tried once and concluded that it doesn't work solo, you didn't try

[mental nexus]

Wall

I have a question

For you

[silent sonnet]

[rose blaze]

anyone have an issue where the mini map is blank?

[still ibex]

some people say its when the transaction pending appears

[pliant kestrel]

?

[still ibex]

i thought envelope timing is for when im with others

[mental nexus]

How did you come up with the name

Wall

Nothing else just wall

[pliant kestrel]

people kept shortening my actual user to that

Wal1aWay > Wally > Wall

[opaque goblet]

Pls help i need to find terrorbyte!

[pliant kestrel]

Its for sale on warstock if you own a nightclub or a garment factory

[mental nexus]

Omg

Wall-e

[still ibex]

wall does envelope timing work for solo?

is there a video that shows the timing or smt

[silent sonnet]

Don't you need a nightclub first to even get access to buy a terrorbyte

[junior aspen]

get a nightclub or garment factory and then buy it on warstock

[pliant kestrel]

I only have a video for no save, its more reliable using no save anyhow, would suggest it

[opaque goblet]

I have nightclub ofc and also have already found terrorbyte once and it was other location now i found laptop and can’t find drones !

[junior aspen]

or the garment factory

[viral kraken]

life sure is beautiful

[still ibex]

how to do that then 🥺

[silent sonnet]

I regret buying the nightclub

[junior aspen]

wth are you talking about

[silent sonnet]

Your doing cluckin bell raid

[opaque goblet]

Yes

[silent sonnet]

So you asked a question related to the mission not buying a terrorbyte

[still ibex]

can you send the video in dm or smt?

[signal whale]

wally

gonna call you that now

[mental nexus]

Honestly

[silent sonnet]

Call them wall-e

[signal whale]

ngl im so tired that i read this as "can you sybau"

[mental nexus]

I wanna make sounds like birds do

I wanna be able to make em

[signal whale]

??

[mental nexus]

Yes

[icy oyster]

Mornin

[mental nexus]

Indeed

[still ibex]

tf 😭😭

[signal whale]

fr i need to sleep

hi wally where are you miss

[silent sonnet]

Go to bed

[mental nexus]

Miss baddie

Grrr

[signal whale]

who lmao

[still ibex]

anyone know how to do no save for pc enhanced for cayo

[mental nexus]

Wall

[silent sonnet]

Break your computer to turn it off faster

[mental nexus]

Man shit my brain is so fried today

I gotta go to sleep soon

[signal whale]

how do you even know shes bad bro you dont even know 💔

like no disrespect

[mental nexus]

I know by instincts

[silent sonnet]

You down bad for someone on discord

[signal whale]

what 😭

[signal whale]

on god bro

[mental nexus]

Instincts tell me

I’m just joking around

[silent sonnet]

Reddit mod instincts

[mental nexus]

@terse pine

Tell em

[signal whale]

lmaoo shit

[mental nexus]

Divas

Honestly back to GTA talk

[terse pine]

what

[mental nexus]

Nothing

[terse pine]

oh

[mental nexus]

The kei truck is out

[terse pine]

ew

[pliant kestrel]

done + I explained it a little bit, if you have questions feel free to ask

[vocal marsh]

gta+ only? or all

[mental nexus]

Im gonna check it out anyway

[mental nexus]

For everyone

[signal whale]

how do you know wall isnt a minor though lmao thats bad

[mental nexus]

Not the chosen ones who decide to spend money on a monthly subscribtion

[signal whale]

REALLY

[pliant kestrel]

For everyone, if you don't see it switch your session

[icy oyster]

Y'all thoughts on the weed business being 2x right? I haven't watched the weekly update video 💀so all ik is it's 4x on exotic export and kei truck 😭

[silent sonnet]

I'm at work so I can't even play

[sullen bolt]

wall's a dude

[mental nexus]

Wall is defo over 18

[signal whale]

no shes not

[silent sonnet]

[pliant kestrel]

x5 reputation

[mental nexus]

She is very mature when speaking

And also is very polite

[signal whale]

patchouli cedar wants 50,000x reputstion

[silent sonnet]

All I care about for this update is the 5 free cars I'ma get

[icy oyster]

Ooo thank god can finally get my rep up 🤣

[pliant kestrel]

Tell him no

[signal whale]

but why

i would also like 50,000x

[mental nexus]

Because he’s bad

[silent sonnet]

When will Rockstar do 10x arena war money and rp

[pliant kestrel]

because that'd require the globals of the session to be changed and thats too much work

[icy oyster]

No go to bed mf

[signal whale]

honestly never

[mental nexus]

It would absolutely be the best

Like actual i would play

A lot

[vocal marsh]

I'll get it with f1 probably

[icy oyster]

Who even plays arena war tho 🤣

[signal whale]

im trying man

[silent sonnet]

Even if Rockstar did 10x rp I still wouldn't play it

[signal whale]

i did to get the stupid pegasus taxi

[terse pine]

then get off your phone

[icy oyster]

[silent sonnet]

Arena war is so garbage

[rose blaze]

Hey, does ANYONE know a fix on the mini map on the right side not showing any details? like I can see icons but not the roadways

[mental nexus]

I would

[pliant kestrel]

I have one if you would like it

[oblique citrus]

Weed will get you 900k with smoke on the water

[mental nexus]

Make the map bigger and then make it smaller

And it will change itself

Like you know

The way u pull up the player list

And othe thing

Like that

[vocal marsh]

She's just trying to help why the weird stuff ☹️

[icy oyster]

I don't even use smoke on water nor my weed business 🤣 bought both never touched em

[mental nexus]

I’m not being weird

Dw

[pliant kestrel]

Pause > Settings > Display > Radar > Blips --> On

[terse pine]

blip blip

[silent sonnet]

Isn't wall a dude?

[oak wedge]

Wassssuuuupppp !!!!!!¡!!!!¡!!

[signal whale]

why italics for blips

[mental nexus]

No

[terse pine]

no why

[vocal marsh]

I wish I'm stuck in school for 7 hours with 0 work all day🥀

[silent sonnet]

Damn well now I know

[dapper sphinx]

[mental nexus]

Man what the fuck

[rose blaze]

ty that was the fix!

[mental nexus]

Dax be onto some shit

[terse pine]

what the heck i g

[mental nexus]

Hes on shit

[terse pine]

i love dax

[mental nexus]

We can’t even defend this mf

[terse pine]

i’m a man

[silent sonnet]

Should of brought back Trevor and not this fat guy with a number 69 red jersey

[signal whale]

lie

[night vigil]

can u crossplay ps5 enhanced and pc enhanced

[mental nexus]

Makki is a 42 year old man

[terse pine]

i’m not a lid

[oak wedge]

Wtf is dax

[pliant kestrel]

because its meant to be changed

[vocal marsh]

No

[oblique citrus]

Smoke on the watter gives you a flat +35% for your weed sale

[signal whale]

blips

[pliant kestrel]

No, plus I wouldn't wanna play with ps people anyhow on pc

[oblique citrus]

No.

[steep zealot]

Hi makki, im alive

[silent sonnet]

I'm surprised Rockstar hasn't done cross play

[mental nexus]

Really?

[signal whale]

??

[night vigil]

I mean with irl friends

[terse pine]

WOW ITS BBOB

[night vigil]

okay thanks

[mental nexus]

Wtf i never knew that

[terse pine]

why would you be surprised upon this

[oblique citrus]

Yes. Same as carwash gives flat +35% for counterfit cash sell mission

[steep zealot]

Wooooow its a wild makki

[silent sonnet]

More money for them

[oblique citrus]

Welcome

[pliant kestrel]

Car wash gives 35% on cash
Smoke on the water gives 35% to weed
Higgins helitours gives 10% to all hangar cargo crates

[mental nexus]

I’m getting smoke on water yes

[terse pine]

how is that more money

[mental nexus]

Oh shitt

That basically

No

[oblique citrus]

Yeah

[terse pine]

no do you

[signal whale]

nah

[silent sonnet]

Better access to other players playing with each other which in term will make players play more and spend money on potential shark cards or GTA+

[vocal marsh]

Wrong server

[oblique citrus]

2.8 mil from 50 hangar crates from heligin heights

[mental nexus]

Ngl the fib jacket is bussin

[sullen bolt]

70 trick as well?

[terse pine]

no

ewww

[silent sonnet]

TF you mean no

[terse pine]

i mean no

i disagree with you

[silent sonnet]

Okay

[mental nexus]

Good i wanted to buy that car but hesitated

[icy oyster]

Bruh they Make weed upgrades cheaper even tho I already maxed it way before update 😭

[oblique citrus]

Yeah. 50 crates of medical supplies

[gaunt lark]

Have they released kei truck yet

[mental nexus]

Yes

[shadow socket]

Gun van tday?

[signal whale]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @signal whale

[mental nexus]

O i have my weed farm halfway done already

Nice

[signal whale]

its all fun and games until you get the sell mission where you have to drive across the map high

[mental nexus]

Please don’t be any raid

[icy oyster]

Hate that bruh

[mental nexus]

Please let me be

Yes

[neat drift]

what does the 4x apply too?

[icy oyster]

Had to help a random sell his 😭 got the high AF missing bro couldn't drive for shit

[gaunt lark]

Or just dont do mc sell 😭

[signal whale]

lmao why the eggplant emoji

[mental nexus]

Im gonna go mod this shit

[icy oyster]

#gta-news exotic export

[signal whale]

lmaooo why is it shaking

[mental nexus]

Time for some west coast music to feel like gangsta

[signal whale]

please not pregnant man

[faint shuttle]

Are the new police cars out yet?

[pliant kestrel]

No

[icy oyster]

Nope

[foggy jacinth]

Tf is this kapitan

[faint shuttle]

Damm, what's taking them so long to release them

[icy oyster]

Pavellll

[signal whale]

wall why you show shotgun to me

[signal whale]

why are you so excited over piles of cash

[foggy jacinth]

[foggy jacinth]

Cause its cash kapitan

[icy oyster]

Pavel how's my sub doing it better not be in space

[edgy leaf]

Kei truck finally out

[signal whale]

please wall do not threaten me

[edgy leaf]

Wow

[foggy jacinth]

Cash=vodka

[pliant kestrel]

I would never

[terse pine]

let’s put it away.

[edgy leaf]

Yes

Keep it unreleased

[mental nexus]

Pavel why havent u been answering my calls

[signal whale]

hey be kind, ur tslking to groundpound69

[foggy jacinth]

I was passed out kapitan

[mental nexus]

Acceptable

[signal whale]

my nightclub is already full

[pliant kestrel]

I do losev tolking to poundground96

[mental nexus]

Tolking

[icy oyster]

Lol

[mental nexus]

[icy oyster]

[pliant kestrel]

toulkin

[foggy jacinth]

✅

[mental nexus]

Jes

[orchid belfry]

And the red caviar

[foggy jacinth]

True

[rotund topaz]

NOOO I FORGOT TO SELL MY CASH BEFORE THE WEEK ENDED

[foggy jacinth]

[icy oyster]

Pavel why did I get a message from nasa saying that there's a submarine in space 😭 what did you do....

[pliant kestrel]

I didn't
Sold it with a level 35 who crashed into everything

[signal whale]

who is poundground96.

[foggy jacinth]

Uhh i pressed the wrong button kapitan

[icy oyster]

Hmm you 🤣

[icy oyster]

Ah all good Pavel they said they'll help you bring it down just don't squish me alr

[signal whale]

i am groundpound69

[foggy jacinth]

✅ 🇼

[icy oyster]

No your poundground96 now

[foggy jacinth]

[signal whale]

oh.

this is so niche

???

[sullen bolt]

chill bruh

[foggy jacinth]

Tf kapitan

[pliant kestrel]

forgot the space inbetween those

[signal whale]

nro who even is that

why u asking a random dude to kiss you lock in

lie.

[icy oyster]

[tardy badge]

I don’t know

[foggy jacinth]

If u lie u gey

[pliant kestrel]

I do unfortunately

[signal whale]

did you ss that shit wall

[rich sluice]

Weekly car prize at lscm isn't visible.

[foggy jacinth]

Make it visible

[rich sluice]

How?

[foggy jacinth]

Ask it nicely

[mental nexus]

Ngl walton looks goated

[pliant kestrel]

sent

[mental nexus]

Very nice

[signal whale]

sent where

[rose blaze]

for the cluck and bell farm raid what getaway car yall usually go for

[icy oyster]

Your house

[pliant kestrel]

to u

[foggy jacinth]

A

[signal whale]

thank you wall

[terse pine]

mine

[terse pine]

go

[foggy jacinth]

Good work kapitan

[sullen bolt]

ey chef welcome back

[rose blaze]

yo yo

level 43 and I got 4 businesses now!

[dapper sphinx]

I got the Drift Walton and looks pretty good, not bad for drift either

[signal whale]

BRO

[sullen bolt]

if irc you can spawn your own car during the getaway, i might be wrong tho been a long long time

[foggy jacinth]

BRO

[signal whale]

@novel turret

WHAT WAS THAT

peep dms

[mental nexus]

I put some big ass turbos on it a wing and called it a day

[dapper sphinx]

[rose blaze]

brb gotta steal me a car lol

[foggy jacinth]

✅

[royal rune]

is this week salvage car claimable

[manic aspen]

If u are in a shithole compound, on a shithole island and two person comeout of the drainage tunnel. KILL THEM

[vocal marsh]

No

[manic aspen]

Holy shit i love that ex cia guy so much

[royal rune]

the reddit post said yes but here no

[mental nexus]

Cuz there isn’t

Prob the post is old

[royal rune]

no its today post

[manic aspen]

One of the car is

[signal whale]

reddit

[manic aspen]

Idk which one they all ugly

[mental nexus]

Is it then

Or not

[royal rune]

thats what im asking

[jagged sedge]

Claimable cars have a car icon as an indicator I believe

[manic aspen]

I will never buy the salvage yard….ever….

[mental nexus]

Yes

The penumbra ff

[vocal marsh]

Yeah it doesn't say on #gta-news not sure abt other sources

[mental nexus]

Is claimable

Reliable source(me)

[royal rune]

yea

penumbra ff but this discord news post not got it

[signal whale]

are you sure

[mental nexus]

Yes

Im 100% sure

[signal whale]

can i trust you

[mental nexus]

The penumbra is

Claimable

Hes

Yes

[manic aspen]

Oh yea gta series discord said it’s claimable

[mental nexus]

U can trust me

[signal whale]

tf is this

[foggy jacinth]

Wtf is u sayin

[signal whale]

ok thank you i trust you now

[mental nexus]

I’m only speaking fax

[manic aspen]

Fact check status: ✅

[signal whale]

lmaooo he got fucking muted

[terse pine]

silenced

[mental nexus]

What was he even saying

[mental nexus]

Pavel himself can confirm frfr

[signal whale]

when will i get 10m on old gen

[mental nexus]

Once you work you get moneys

And u spend the.

And ur broke

[foggy jacinth]

✅

[signal whale]

im at 4.3m rn

[mental nexus]

Even all the mods can

[terse pine]

when you go to the doctor twin🥰

[naive pulsar]

No atomiser or widowmaker in gun van 😭

[steep zealot]

What a day, it just started and i already want it to end

[mental nexus]

Why man

What happened bro

[signal whale]

i am ok

[signal whale]

what happen bob 💔

[terse pine]

hi bob

are you ok

[foggy jacinth]

[manic aspen]

Cant relate back in my day we buy it from amunation

[pliant kestrel]

All I got last week was the Wall baseball bat, outside of that didn't pick nothing up, won't this week either

[broken leaf]

yo bob

[signal whale]

a baseball bat made specifically for you?

[pliant kestrel]

yes believe it or not, its a brick wall

[mental nexus]

I’m feeling extra productive on gta tho

[signal whale]

how much was it

[naive pulsar]

They should rlly remove the tazer from gun van rotation 😭

[manic aspen]

Wait i thought u can just buy it at the agency

[steep zealot]

I was out of the office for 2 days and they fkt everything up, now i have work for a whole week that i have to finish today

[pliant kestrel]

We won't talk about the cost, 25k+
#gtao-crew message

[dapper sphinx]

@steep zealot How much Cargo do you Bob in GTA

[signal whale]

oh wtf

[dapper sphinx]

[steep zealot]

Enough to earn 10m

[terse pine]

aw twin that’s no goo d

[dapper sphinx]

[signal whale]

that bat isnt worth 25k, show ur gta bank account

[steep zealot]

Hi mika 👋

[pliant kestrel]

there is no bank account

[terse pine]

it looks so cool

[signal whale]

r u broke

[foggy jacinth]

🥀

[pliant kestrel]

yeh

[sullen bolt]

"I'm the bank"

[signal whale]

i dont believe a word of it

[foggy jacinth]

I bought the bank

[royal rune]

which car is 6300 dollars in gta online mk2

[sullen bolt]

said the legend

[peak scroll]

May someone do cayo for me ?

[signal whale]

she said this?

[rose blaze]

ok i choose vehicle B last time it was C

[steep zealot]

Im going to buy a sleeping bag probably need to sleep here, since i manually need to fix 100+ files

[rigid pine]

Futo

[foggy jacinth]

U cant solo cayo?

[terse pine]

holy cow😭

[rigid pine]

Its 30% off btw

[royal rune]

where to buy it

[terse pine]

what’s that

[peak scroll]

there isnt the glitch

[broken leaf]

karin futo is really good for drifting

[junior aspen]

is the helping bonus for mc sell missions enough for people to not ask for help in return

[rigid pine]

Its a 9k npc car

[foggy jacinth]

[broken leaf]

pick it of the street

[fresh magnet]

@peak scroll, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[mental nexus]

[sullen bolt]

no i'm just paraphrasing the above they said

[signal whale]

oh i see

[foggy jacinth]

oh i see

[terse pine]

no

[vocal marsh]

No🥀🥀

[terse pine]

you get it no matter what

[foggy jacinth]

[junior aspen]

why not its money

[manic aspen]

Thats lowk selfish

[junior aspen]

no its not

[terse pine]

yeah it is😭

[foggy jacinth]

[junior aspen]

i am asking if the bonus is enough its like 10% of the sell or something

[terse pine]

how do you want help but aren’t willing to help too

[manic aspen]

Bro have sociopathic tendencies

[humble summit]

Is the keitora worth it?

[uneven current]

wild

[junior aspen]

because helping makes them money too

[terse pine]

wait what why

[uneven current]

wanting help but not giving it in return is wild

[junior aspen]

its not some random ass 2k bonus

[terse pine]

not even a fair amount? i’d argue that if you’re helping with a sell mission you deserve at least half the effort back

[manic aspen]

Why dont u want to help then?

[terse pine]

that’s like giving somebody who helped with all the setups for a heist 15%

[mental nexus]

No

[uneven pulsar]

I need someone for cayo

[uneven current]

this is why y'all have to play with randoms

[junior aspen]

because helping gives them a decent amoutn of money

[junior aspen]

no i don't think so

[manic aspen]

Nono im asking you

Why wont u help?

[terse pine]

why ask if you’re not gonna accept the answer twin

[manic aspen]

U get money too twin

[sullen bolt]

turbo, listen and answer me, would you help another to sell just for the bonus money? be honest about it

[foggy jacinth]

🇸 🇹 🇫 🇺 kapitan

[uneven pulsar]

Anyone cayo?

[junior aspen]

isn't the bonus for helping decent

[fresh magnet]

@uneven pulsar, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @royal rune

[manic aspen]

Ok 1 thats badsport and 2 thats mean

Like very mean not wanting to help someone back

Ur a very bad person 💔

[terse pine]

that’s not an answer

[junior aspen]

HOW THATS NOT AN ANSWER

[terse pine]

it was a yes or no question

[sullen bolt]

just answer the gd question bro

[junior aspen]

THAT WASN'T A YES OR NO QUESTION

[sullen bolt]

it was, "Would you"

[terse pine]

it literally was😭

[junior aspen]

it depends

[manic aspen]

Crazy bro and they go back complaining no one want to help and cry rockstar to make everything solo friendly

Truly a moment of all time

[sullen bolt]

elaborate!

[junior aspen]

if there is no decent bonus for helping then yes i must help them

[terse pine]

what

[vocal marsh]

the strategy is to block them after they help

[manic aspen]

What the fridge

[vocal marsh]

Jk

[terse pine]

why would you help if the bonus sucks

[foggy jacinth]

[uneven current]

i'm saying

[terse pine]

your point is it’s reasonable to help and not get help in return because of the bonus but you said you’d help if the bonus was bad

what’s your argument😭

[foggy jacinth]

He is just high

[manic aspen]

Are u a Rockefeller per chance?

Actually nvm thats political af

[junior aspen]

the bonus for helpping with mc sell missions is decent so i don't need to help back

[signal whale]

yeah this place doesnt need to be political 💔

[junior aspen]

from what i remember

[terse pine]

“if there is no decent bonus then yes”

[glad nova]

ban

[manic aspen]

Ok sure bro u make like 500k for selling but ur “helper” get like 60k max

[mental nexus]

Oh my god

[manic aspen]

No way the audacity to say u dont need to help them back

[signal whale]

speak ur mind ato

[mental nexus]

I just found el gato walking down the street

He is so chill

[signal whale]

show

[mental nexus]

No

[signal whale]

oh

[mental nexus]

Mine heheheh

[signal whale]

💔

[terse pine]

you can get like 60k from an autoshop car delivery i’m pretty sure😭

[junior aspen]

that seems fair i payed for that 500k

[terse pine]

also seems fair for that person to be paid accordingly

60k doesn’t cut it

[manic aspen]

Wut da hellllll!!!!

This guy make Trevor seems like a nice person

[foggy jacinth]

Trevor is a nice person

[rose blaze]

first time using acid lab, how long does it take for production to max?

[junior aspen]

they are getting 60k for just 10 minutes of work

[sour zenith]

4 hours with the equipment upgrade.

[manic aspen]

Yea ik worst out of Trio is Michael

[junior aspen]

its not that bad bro

[terse pine]

you can get 200k for 10 minutes of work

[rose lava]

It’s like 3-4 hrs with boost + equipment upgrade

[junior aspen]

thats for heists

[terse pine]

exactly, but it’s the same thing

[rose blaze]

ty! 😄

[signal whale]

oh wow im boutta get my money up on god

[terse pine]

same amount of time

[rose lava]

I didn’t realise how fast nc would be. Already at 50/100 people visited my nightclub

[signal whale]

ive had acid lab but i didnt lnow that

[manic aspen]

Bro hes just doomed,helpless,its over,career ruined,finally done,the end

[foggy jacinth]

Ok

[junior aspen]

fine ig no one accepts 60k for helping with a sell mission

[rose lava]

I was at 28 earlier today

[manic aspen]

yea go find someone do it for 60k and not help back

[foggy jacinth]

Bro just stfu

[manic aspen]

ur a mean person 💔

[junior aspen]

but i admitied defeat wdym

[foggy jacinth]

Im mean to dumbahh people

[manic aspen]

yea him

[foggy jacinth]

Admitied🥀

[manic aspen]

Anyways 6/10 ragebait but i had fun biting

[junior aspen]

are you gonna make fun of me over a typo

[terse pine]

you’re funny i like you😭

[foggy jacinth]

Yes tf u gon do about it

Cry like a good boy?

[sullen bolt]

it's alright bro, we all learn something new everyday. Golden rule man, is golden

[rich sluice]

Tf u gon do about it 🤓

😭😭

[foggy jacinth]

Are u his boyfriend kapitan?

[rich sluice]

No u just being a goof capitan

[terse pine]

this guy😭

[junior aspen]

was that not me admiting defeat

[foggy jacinth]

How tf do u make a mistake 2 times

[sour zenith]

Never admit defeat

Stand Proud

[manic aspen]

W mindset

[foggy jacinth]

[junior aspen]

not really up there with my morals

[sour zenith]

Reform your morals and never admit defeat

[junior aspen]

No

[mental nexus]

Cool gorilla on a bull is 100% right

Never admit defeat

[foggy jacinth]

[sour zenith]

See, you’re already on the path and you don’t even know it.

[jagged sedge]

[mental nexus]

Oh

[sour zenith]

Thank you

[halcyon bane]

[patent tusk]

how fast does the kei truck go

[signal whale]

how fast does a boeing 737 go

theres ur answer

this might beat the panto ngl

[steep zealot]

Time to ship 🛳️

[glad nova]

nah u're right dont listen to them

[sullen bolt]

bro just let it go

[mental nexus]

Sparrow made of paper

[glad nova]

especially this guy turbomedia

[untold ermine]

should i buy weed farm

[mental nexus]

Yes

[tight ivy]

I hope everyones having a great day!

[untold ermine]

lol alright

[glad nova]

its finally warm outside again its an awesome day

[untold ermine]

I bought the coke factory first instead of the weed farm and his i’m regretting it

[sullen bolt]

how are you feeling man?

[terse pine]

ewww

[glad nova]

pretty good wbu

[mental nexus]

Time for quick hsw trial

[steep zealot]

As in special cargo, get ur head out of the gutter

[ebon fox]

#gta-news in this channel some information is from last week

we have 1 car in salvage yard claimable

[junior aspen]

well the majority here didn't like my take so the majority of players that want to help with sell missions probably won't like that anyways so it doesn't matter if i am right

[glad nova]

that was ur point?

nah i dont agree with u at all lmao

[junior aspen]

whatever

[terse pine]

you’re funny for that

[foggy jacinth]

Good kapitan i was about to jump u

[junior aspen]

true

[humble summit]

Guys can I do gctf using apartment or I need eclipse tower wrv it’s called

[mental nexus]

The b2b facility one?

What’s a fun motorcycle to swerve through the traffic and sharp turns?

[nova tartan]

Shitzu Keitora, wonder if this mini Japanese truck going to be in GTA 6?

[mental nexus]

Short answer maybe

[halcyon bane]

You need eclipse penthouse

[junior aspen]

so what made you agree with me at a glance and disagree with me after diving deeper

[dusk parrot]

Some of the recent DLC cars deffo serve as a teaser for GTA 6.

I think the Eudora was one of the earliest examples.

[mental nexus]

Smokey i think i know you from somewhere

[silver compass]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @silver compass

[signal whale]

hakuchou drag or however the fuck you spell it

[rotund topaz]

man how does it say ive already claimed the prize ride thats not possible 😭

[signal whale]

bro @rotund topaz some dude asked to kiss u earlier

💔

[signal whale]

why is lester an approved shitposter

[pliant kestrel]

If you completed last week, thats probably why, waiting a bit or restarting to see if its a new thing

Although I've seen over 10 complains from people saying theres no prize ride at all or its already claimed

[next roost]

where's the right nut

[dusk parrot]

Que?

[signal whale]

i dont know man

[rotund topaz]

yeah i think its bugged, i rebooted my game and everything else is as it should be with the new weekly update

[signal whale]

hi wall are you an unc

well an auntie in ur case bc ur a woman

[rose blaze]

i made 750k off that cluck and bell farm raid

thats sick

[signal whale]

ur making bank

[rose blaze]

yeah im slowly seeing with my businesses and my runs that the money is just flowing, def got a bit to go but im loving it

[signal whale]

im at your stage on old gen ps, im only like rank 33 with 4m in the bank

[mental nexus]

I think i know you from somewhere

[pliant kestrel]

idk

[mental nexus]

What

[signal whale]

btw anyone above the age of 20 is an auntie/unc

[mental nexus]

I’m not an unc

Let’s go

[dusk parrot]

?

[pliant kestrel]

Twitch drops are enabled this week, 3 streams are currently participating in it:
kostyanich1771
rprx - Most constantly streaming
hoytnasty - Drops appear to not work yet for him.
yasiro_ai

• They can be searched via twitch, some may be offline while others may not have drops on
• Doing these unlocks "Street Samurai Livery" for the Blista Kanjo, as well as an additional 2 claimable items that give 500k total (200k + 300k) In-game dollars

You are required to link your account via rockstar to twitch, which can be done here:
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/settings/linkedaccounts
Or via this vanity link:

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/twitch-drops#:~:text=You can link your Rockstar Games account to your Twitch account by following the steps below%3A

Would suggest leaving twitch on 1% audio and leaving it be unless you intend on watching the content

[mental nexus]

U a youtuber?

[dusk parrot]

No.

[mental nexus]

Oh

[signal whale]

fuck yeah

[mental nexus]

Srry bro

[glad nova]

yes u are

[pliant kestrel]

I think I know you from somewhere

[mental nexus]

[glad nova]

its better if u accept it

[mental nexus]

Shit doesn’t turn

Its wack only top speed is good

[signal whale]

u gotta learn how to drive it broo

[mental nexus]

Ima get the shinobi

The goat of all

[signal whale]

if you learn how to manage the bike its fun

[signal whale]

lmao i read tbis as the shipoopi bro 💔

[mental nexus]

I know how to manage it

I use it on every hsw trial xD

[signal whale]

its insanely good for hsw

[mental nexus]

Exactly

But top speed and not sharp corners

On rlly sharp ones it just

Bust

[stone bear]

am i tripping or is there smth new on forclosure?

[mental nexus]

No

[signal whale]

my house

[mental nexus]

Ur trippin

[stone bear]

coz idr that new sign being there

im prob still tripping

[next roost]

if you're saying that it's fun because it's fast then there are better ones

[mental nexus]

[signal whale]

nah i hate a lot ablut the bike actually

i also hate how difficult it is to turn sharply at high speeds

[mental nexus]

Exactly

[signal whale]

as well as how sensitive it is to bumps

[mental nexus]

Shinobi clears ngl

[pliant kestrel]

I do belieive it is a bug, as there is nothing new, there are a few new bugs this week it appears

[next roost]

the drag bike is almost like an off road bike yk

unfazed on bumps

[signal whale]

fr?

[gloomy turret]

ok so, i want to make money online, but i can't find anything profitable, the various heist aren't working bc i don't have someone that i could do squad, any hint how i can make money fast?

[signal whale]

hit the vu

[stone bear]

so am i right in thinking it wasnt there yesterday?

[gloomy turret]

idk what it is

[mental nexus]

Shinobi is the ultimate machine

[signal whale]

vanilla unicorn

[mental nexus]

I can’t lie hakuchou is actually good off road….

[gloomy turret]

and why i should do that?

[mental nexus]

Ur onto smth

[signal whale]

ngl i get scared driving that mf offroad

[pliant kestrel]

Cayo, agency (VIP contract), and running some form of contract series, sell or restrocking missions
Cluckin bell
Avi missions (A on the map)
First and last dose series , then it switches to

[pallid grotto]

Any dutchie that wanna help me out in GTAO ? or nice community of dutch people

[mental nexus]

Free girls

[fresh magnet]

@pallid grotto, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[mental nexus]

And free Dance

[signal whale]

the females bro

[next roost]

that's what I meant

[terse pine]

ots not free sadly

[mental nexus]

Its suprisingly good

Like actually

[signal whale]

i can control it well but god damn

[royal rune]

is the shitzu keitora good to transport the mc delivery bikes

[terse pine]

no

[mental nexus]

No

[signal whale]

absolutely not

[terse pine]

oh i was just guessing

[mental nexus]

Trash truck is faster than keitora

[terse pine]

i’m a good guesser

[mental nexus]

Like absolutely

[mental nexus]

Get a sand king

[pliant kestrel]

No, its so bad that it cen even fit in the bed of other trucks, like the sandking
Plus it can't go faster than 90mph on its own power, if you add stuff to the back it won't even hit 60

[mental nexus]

OR OR

Get the new drift walton

For free and u have some space

In the back

[sullen bolt]

alr listen up, I'm back

[mental nexus]

• it’s fast

[signal whale]

900 mph*

[mental nexus]

NO WAY

[signal whale]

kei truck is the next generation of travel man

[mental nexus]

The philosopher

[candid torrent]

Oh

[royal rune]

can its back space be opened

[mental nexus]

Yes

I think

Yes

[pliant kestrel]

just use a titan 250-d at that rate, if your location is a good one you can land near it put the bikes in and take off

can't have coutnermeasures or a livery though

[mental nexus]

My package has arrived i just need to go get it xD

[royal rune]

can i use iron mule?

[bold cobalt]

Does the host get 3.3m when doing the doomsday dispatch glitch?

[next roost]

just drive the bikes at that point

[pliant kestrel]

No, cargo bay door is too small, only can fit really short stuff inside like go carts and supercars / some sports

[royal rune]

ok

[gloomy turret]

ok thx

[royal rune]

what if no friend

[signal whale]

can it fit lester.

[mental nexus]

Yeah

[pliant kestrel]

not likely

[mental nexus]

Just like drive

[sullen bolt]

craziest shi i've seen in gta

[signal whale]

oh smh

[royal rune]

making life easy

[sullen bolt]

absolutely!

[royal rune]

we would not do this if r* did not have to make solo deliveries godawful

[mental nexus]

Fly in the air get a buddy and let him jump out on the bikes

[pliant kestrel]

#gta-media message

[mental nexus]

Absolute cinema

[rotund topaz]

what 😦

[signal whale]

dont threaten tony man

[signal whale]

yeah i kid you not

[rotund topaz]

💀 i sold my first batch but had to run an errand so i couldnt do the 2nd

[mental nexus]

O the dinka blista kanjo is also for free

Nice

[pliant kestrel]

and theres an unlockable livery + 500k for it too

[mental nexus]

How

[pliant kestrel]

#gta-online message

[mental nexus]

O nice

Ngl rockstar treating us well

[humble summit]

Yes

[mental nexus]

3 free cars

[mental nexus]

Yes u need an eclipse luxury

Apartment

[humble summit]

How much is it

[humble summit]

What when which

[pliant kestrel]

If cost is a worry for you, I would suggest grinding more money
Specially if you plan on going into exploiting and all of that

[mental nexus]

2 free free dinka bliska kanjo and drift walton and 1 buy free which is the penumbra ff

[humble summit]

Wait how do I get these

[mental nexus]

Off the website

And the penumbra in the scrapyard

[humble summit]

What scrapyard

Don’t mind me I’m a dumbahh

[mental nexus]

Scrapyard