gta-online

[undone sphinx]

How to make the mark 2 more fast

[vague ivy]

upgrade it

[undone sphinx]

I dod

[vague ivy]

so how is it gonna get any faster

[undone sphinx]

Did

[plush phoenix]

is there a ban wave happening right now?

[undone sphinx]

And it still slow

[vague ivy]

it always looks faster when others use it

[vague ivy]

yes

[signal whale]

fr, getting money up

[undone sphinx]

So you know I asked people in #ps5｜other-lfg help for the doomsday hiest and guess what they gave me a warning

For no reason

[pliant spindle]

What did u ask?

[candid torrent]

I'll be on later today bru dw

[undone sphinx]

But there no doomsday hiest channel anymore

[pliant spindle]

[pliant spindle]

Its old heist

Old heist channel

[undone sphinx]

They changed it

[surreal wraith]

Anybody know how to get heavy traffic on ps5

[pliant spindle]

Changed to wat? Its no access for me so idk

[signal whale]

u good king, ive been enjoying grinding from nothing tbh

[candid torrent]

Snm

[tulip leaf]

why?

[fringe shore]

hey how do I buy the railgun

[manic aspen]

From gun van

[fringe shore]

where is that

[tulip leaf]

drive around

it will show up on the map

[fringe shore]

.... its a big map though

[undone sphinx]

How to i work with the cops or doctors

[tulip leaf]

around losantos

[manic aspen]

/gv

Ah fuck

[wintry river]

prefix !

[manic aspen]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @manic aspen

[candid torrent]

Magic I think idk

[undone sphinx]

Why can't we use mods in GTA v online in ps5

[patent tusk]

[tulip leaf]

whats in the shop?

[manic aspen]

I dont even know

[patent tusk]

go and have a look

[tulip leaf]

too much work

[dapper sphinx]

Because it's not been jailbroken yet but thank god it cant be done

[patent tusk]

[lusty grove]

there's a way to just stay afk, meanwhile my bussineses produces?

[manic aspen]

Who ever thought of Gun van deserve Ending A treatment

[dapper sphinx]

Plenty of ways

[lusty grove]

like what?

[iron magnet]

How do I join via crew?

[patent tusk]

I usually go to credits

still works

[dapper sphinx]

Controller + rubberband pulling down to help avoid stick drift
Or yeah credits. I think you make them stop then it works

[undone sphinx]

So when will be the last mission in GTA v when you can bring your cars and stuff to vice City I think

Yes I mean online mode

[lusty grove]

okaay, ty bro

[deft knoll]

Okay so I saw that I can get rid of cars I don't want by selling them
How do I get rid of this Dune FAV that I can't sell at Los Santos Customs?

[rigid pine]

Can u sell it at a moc/Avenger ?

[undone sphinx]

Uh i just got a mini gun early

[steel elm]

i made a mistake by buying the paleto bay bunker and facility is there anywy i can sell them for the price i paid?

[rigid pine]

At worst arena with weapon workshop should work

[undone sphinx]

And I'm level 68

[rigid pine]

Nope only trading them with another one

U will lose upgrades when trading

[undone sphinx]

Jet do I own the mini gun now?

Or no

[rigid pine]

Not sure tbh, but it is possible

[signal whale]

minigun is at 120 i think

[deft knoll]

Ah I don't have those yet
I'll have to get it

[steel elm]

oh so will i get the same trade price like including extras such s accommodation

[undone sphinx]

Yes but I have I just added a security area and gave me the minigun

[manic aspen]

Ppl actually buy paleto locations?

[fringe shore]

why is there no railgun in the gun van?

[deft knoll]

That's wrong with Paleto?

[fringe shore]

you people told me to go there

[steel elm]

when u short on cash and want to do the doomsdy heist

[pliant kestrel]

It rotates weekly on weapon stocks.

[manic aspen]

Oh my god bruh

[fringe shore]

oh so what week will the railgun be there

[steel elm]

man i started a week ago

[rigid pine]

We dont know

[manic aspen]

Be patience man

[pliant kestrel]

Or are a console player trying not to do b2b on bogdan

[manic aspen]

Secure the best location

[rigid pine]

It changes every thursday

[fringe shore]

why yall lie

[coral path]

Anyone playing Vincent's missions?

[rigid pine]

Wdym lie ?

[uncut sigil]

B2b cayo replay anyone? Xbox

[fresh magnet]

@uncut sigil, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @rigid pine

[pliant kestrel]

Nobody lied, you likely didn't do any research or ask questions that'd have told you its not in the gun van this week

[manic aspen]

Facility on paleto is understandable

But bunker is just….man

[uncut sigil]

Fucking Lester man the lfgs are dead AF

[steel elm]

you get the bunker with th starter pack

[uncut sigil]

Mb 🙏

[deft knoll]

Fish

[pliant kestrel]

Its xbox 1 so that checks out, plus you can't ask here

[manic aspen]

I know but do ur research man

[pliant spindle]

Gun can? O.o?

[manic aspen]

Yall serious?

[uncut sigil]

@pliant kestrel yeah I didn't know I wouldn't ask here lmao

[steel elm]

what so am i not supposed to claim something thats free??

[manic aspen]

Oh my god bruh

[copper garnet]

You can but if it’s in a bad location you shouldn’t upgrade it

[pliant spindle]

[manic aspen]

Masterbaited by Cockstar

[pliant kestrel]

Gaslighting himself into hating gta players even more

[manic aspen]

Like “oh heck yea that man have free candy lets go get it”

Cmon yall

[pliant kestrel]

I'd take that deal

[pliant spindle]

TTK13N right now:

[patent tusk]

someone said candy?

[manic aspen]

Ngl if its free matcha latte im falling for it too

[pliant spindle]

Free ram and I will get in the van

[pliant kestrel]

Only ddr3

[clear basalt]

hi

[pliant spindle]

[pliant kestrel]

Hello

[pliant spindle]

Hallo

[clear basalt]

hello wall

[pliant spindle]

Welcome to hell

[clear basalt]

hello katto

[pliant spindle]

Where we robbing RAM instead of diamond

[clear basalt]

.

[pliant spindle]

[neat drift]

what even is bros role are u a mod or smth

[faint spear]

No

[neat drift]

can u dm me

[faint spear]

Why

[pliant kestrel]

Modmail exists

[pliant spindle]

Bleehhhh

[patent tusk]

[unborn bridge]

[patent tusk]

[pliant spindle]

[patent tusk]

is the stinger gt the prize ride any good

[pliant spindle]

nyo

[patent tusk]

[unborn bridge]

Guys the railgun will be there on 07/30/28 trust

[pliant kestrel]

Its alright, the old stingers are really nice but not the beat performative

[unborn bridge]

I got it and it sucks but I like to keep it in my garage its pretty

[patent tusk]

it is pretty

[pliant kestrel]

Thats all that matters

[manic aspen]

Butterfly effect is real

guy saw me job warp and ask how to do it

[patent tusk]

[manic aspen]

Now he ask about b2b glitches

[patent tusk]

job warping

[still ibex]

What vehicle should i use for cluckin bell heist?

[patent tusk]

the hellcat

[faint spear]

A then call ur personal vehicle

[still ibex]

ppl say like hakuchou bike but thats expensive

[manic aspen]

Yessir

[still ibex]

yeah i meant what personal vehicle

[patent tusk]

a slower one

[faint spear]

Anything fast

[pliant kestrel]

Hellfire*

[copper garnet]

Faggio then, that’s cheap

[manic aspen]

Bati801 if ur broke

[spare sequoia]

🍞

[patent tusk]

helldog*

[manic aspen]

Or virtue u got for free

[spare sequoia]

BMX better

Eco friendly aswell

[orchid belfry]

Virtue just slides around

[still ibex]

that or the free s95?

[orchid belfry]

not everyone has it

only people who migrated from legacy to enhanced got it

[still ibex]

yeah i have it

[manic aspen]

Yea maybe 801 is best

That car handle like a bar of soap

[still ibex]

should i use that or the sport bike

[orchid belfry]

what sport bike?

[patent tusk]

pizza boy

[still ibex]

801

[orchid belfry]

yes

or use s95

if u can handle it

[still ibex]

well which one 😭

alr

[fringe shore]

how can i get rail gun

[near viper]

Wait until it rotates into the gunvan

[fringe shore]

any other way

[near viper]

Nope

[fringe shore]

i didnt see it in gun store

[near viper]

It's not, only gun van when it rotates in

Which currently it isn't in

So gotta wait

[fringe shore]

when

[patent tusk]

[near viper]

No one knows

[unborn bridge]

07/30/28 trust

[fringe shore]

tomorrow

[near viper]

It changes weekly

[copper garnet]

The gun van changes stock every weekly update

[vagrant garden]

can anyone help me do a rally race?

[fresh magnet]

@vagrant garden, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[pliant kestrel]

Random. It changes weekly on Thursdays at 2am PST

[fringe shore]

today is monday though

[signal whale]

hey thats me

[fringe shore]

it didnt come this thursday

[pliant kestrel]

Uh yea

[fringe shore]

when it come?

[copper garnet]

[patent tusk]

[signal whale]

💔

[copper garnet]

It’s really not that hard to understand

[near viper]

It's pretty rare to show up
Again no one knows

[patent tusk]

whenever it wants

[near viper]

Just gotta check each week and hope

[unborn bridge]

[signal whale]

cant you just grab it in ammunation?

[fringe shore]

I want

[near viper]

Nope

[pliant kestrel]

Idk think he is listening, already told him earlier

[signal whale]

fuck

[fringe shore]

i can?

[copper garnet]

The last time the stock got updated was last Thursday, the next time it’ll update is this Thursday

[patent tusk]

do a little rain dance it might pop up

[signal whale]

i thought you can

[fringe shore]

i try

[patent tusk]

that's in story mode. I think

[signal whale]

throw it back a bit and its a 95% chance it comes 💔

[near viper]

The railgun is gunvan only

[dreamy trail]

what is the chance of torreador being on sale?

[signal whale]

fuck man its insane

[fringe shore]

brokie

[signal whale]

whats wrong with wanting to save money bro

[pliant kestrel]

No railgunee

[dreamy trail]

bruh i have 1mill

[signal whale]

me too

[manic aspen]

Some part of gta community might be deep fried

[orchid belfry]

Quesadillas

[patent tusk]

what makes you say that

[pliant kestrel]

You get used to it

[manic aspen]

Helping randoms for less than 2hours

[patent tusk]

randoms aren't real change my brain

[signal whale]

but it sucks though

[dreamy trail]

maybe not even helping someimes

[fringe shore]

i have 160 how can i give you

[signal whale]

i had a random fly the velum in prison break straight into a tree

[orchid belfry]

how do randoms even have fun in the game

[patent tusk]

maybe be was hungry for apple

[harsh mist]

@mental burrow big clown

[orchid belfry]

but it’s ramadan

[signal whale]

apple

[dreamy trail]

u cant i think

[patent tusk]

maybe he wanted to be smarter

[orchid belfry]

What if the apple fell on the velum?

[cunning surge]

If you eat an apple by accident it's considered as a gift by Allah (peace be upon him) and you can eat it

[signal whale]

you have a point.

[copper garnet]

How can you eat something on accident

[tardy egret]

Yo anyone tested a mode Menu ?

[pliant spindle]

It become Lazer

[signal whale]

i also had another random shoot an rpg during the deliver emp setup

fuck man

[patent tusk]

then velum become god

[orchid belfry]

ik I once fell and accidentally ate a shawarma with extra tahini, half can of pepsi, 1 liter of water and an apple accidentally

[cunning surge]

Well yes

[tacit spoke]

a classic Ramadan story my friend

[pliant kestrel]

[dreamy trail]

what is ramadan?

[pliant kestrel]

Kifflom

[orchid belfry]

holy month in islam

[dreamy trail]

Kifflom

[cunning surge]

Kraff be praised

[tacit spoke]

Islamic holy month of Fasting

[dreamy trail]

ohhhhhhhhhhh

[orchid belfry]

Kifflom

[mental burrow]

lol clown

[dreamy trail]

is it now?

[manic aspen]

tiktok challenge

jk tho

[copper garnet]

In GTA terms it’s when Epsilon force you to run 5 miles in the desert

[patent tusk]

any way to cheese it

[pliant kestrel]

You mean lifeinvader challenge right

[tacit spoke]

started on the 18th ends around march 20th or so give or take a day

[manic aspen]

Hell yea

[copper garnet]

Rubber band controller maybe, idk

[pliant kestrel]

Take a taxi to a really far designation outside of the map a few times

[copper garnet]

Pretty sure it used to be 20 miles

[candid torrent]

Walk it

[pliant kestrel]

Fly instead

[tacit spoke]

yes but the night of the 18th in the US

[pliant kestrel]

#community

[dreamy trail]

who cn i play wit

[fresh magnet]

@dreamy trail, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[pliant kestrel]

As many do, but you'll get muted for constant off topic

[frosty minnow]

Is merging via Car Meet Sprints patched?

[candid torrent]

Nope atleast on console idk about pc

[tacit spoke]

rules are what separate us from the animals

[frosty minnow]

I've been trying every way I can for 2 days, hasn't worked yet

[manic aspen]

Elite ball knowledge

[exotic plank]

I would like to know why GTA is turning liberal, i don’t want an argument i just want to know why

[pliant kestrel]

A churning of the world probably

[exotic plank]

Im not allowed to type what i want to right now for some reason

[wintry river]

probably because it's not allowed

[exotic plank]

Let’s try something

[manic aspen]

Mustve been the wind

[hollow gorge]

Is the buffalo stx and othet buffalo police car ever going to release?

[pliant kestrel]

Hello duv

[exotic plank]

Yup my point proven

[pliant kestrel]

Yes but drip feed has to last until summer time.

[manic aspen]

Agree

[pliant kestrel]

Never heard of them in gta

[hollow gorge]

Damn, they gonna release dispatch missions that actually make sense? Not like killing everyone

[exotic plank]

This shit is disgraceful, been playing since GTA 3 and this is what it came to

[pliant kestrel]

There's termination, bomb defusal, and 'asset' recovery, just luck on which you get tbh

[hollow gorge]

Yes but i mean like missions to actually arrest ppl

I know abt lspdfr but im on ps5

[pliant kestrel]

Bail bounties

Bail office has those basically, arrest or kill

[proven creek]

Icl I wanna do the invisible arm glitch but I haven’t done casino prep 😭

[molten quartz]

are there police jobs also?

[proven creek]

Depends how

[eternal plover]

Wym?

[proven creek]

Like wut u wanna do to grind for the 10m

[rigid pine]

Buy a police car for multiple millions from war stock, enter it as a non vip, press e i think on pc

But yeah they exist

[novel lark]

Hey guys can someone help me to earn money fast

[eternal plover]

Er idk probs Cayo cuz its the biggest payout isn't it

[drowsy siren]

im tryna get money too

[proven creek]

Do u got casino?

[copper garnet]

#pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg

[eternal plover]

Im on ps4

[copper garnet]

Use the PS4 channel then

[eternal plover]

Nah

[proven creek]

All good twin

I gotta catch a train otherwise I would totally help

[eternal plover]

Its all good cheers tho

[proven creek]

np ima be gone for a week then after that I can help whenever

[pliant kestrel]

For some reason on pc it uses B, E to accept the jobs, B to activate them

They coulda made it anything else to use another bind but ig it works

[rigid pine]

It is right stick on controller

I just picked e cuz that's what is used most often on pc

[signal whale]

who was around during the 2 billion dollar bounty days

[patent tusk]

[signal whale]

??

[candid torrent]

Ps3

[glad nova]

who was around during the lester airport glitch giving u 1k every second

[signal whale]

wtf

[candid torrent]

That wasn't that long ago

[wheat marten]

Who was around during the free strip club era

Only OGs know 😂✌️

[azure condor]

reminiscing on being lazy and wanting free money is wild

[wheat marten]

Tossing them bills 24/7

Without consequence

[glad nova]

really when was it

[candid torrent]

Nvm 7 years is a long time

[signal whale]

did you get the ladies numbers

[tawny breach]

Why the fuck is my game lagging so much?

[pliant kestrel]

Could be worse, at least they aren't openly bragging about repeating a certain heist over and over and flexing their totally hard earned millions they'll spend on ass cars

[tawny breach]

"Saving failed" wtf rockstar?

[glad nova]

ye like 2019 tho i thought it was in like 2016 or something

[azure condor]

☝️ good point

[azure condor]

just ALT+F4

[pliant kestrel]

It was def way earlier in the games life, 2019 was a wee bit too late

DNS lobbies were kinda bonkers, too bad they are older than most of the player base

[orchid belfry]

dns lobbies?

[glad nova]

i dont remember if i played gta during that time i think i started in like early 2015

[pliant kestrel]

2013 to 2014 was the kick off for it

[tawny breach]

Stfu

[pliant kestrel]

Alt F4 can force save your game.

So can changing an outfit accessory

[manic aspen]

Brotherman its legit.It forces a save

[pliant kestrel]

Just say no to closing the game

[grim phoenix]

Is there any method to give a modded raiju to a friend?

[pliant kestrel]

Gctf but yea, lots of ways to do it

[glad nova]

tbh i think i didnt really care about money back then all i bought gta 5 for was mainly for the online mode and to do races but i didnt know how to play online i didnt understand i needed to create a psn account on ps3 until like 6 months later lmaoo

[grim phoenix]

Whats the easiest

I failed the moc to moc glitch

[long rover]

[patent tusk]

[long rover]

😭

[orchid belfry]

on ps we just switch outfit

[woven crow]

yooooo im so bad at this duffel bag glitch shi😭

[orchid belfry]

Dude it’s easy

[candid torrent]

Moc to moc gctf

[woven crow]

how do i use parachute correctly😭

[hollow stone]

No Vincent has opportunities

[woven crow]

i ALWAYS fail at that parachute to mask @orchid belfry

[stable locust]

BRO THIS GAME theres literally hackers on my lobby

[woven crow]

nah fr i didnt even know ps5 gta hacks were possible anymore bro, some dude was genuinely on god mode

[tawny breach]

Some asshole just destroyed my weed worth 300k

[stable locust]

BRO EVERYTIME SOMEONE JOINS THEY IMMEDIETLY use scripts, dont ask how i know it

[woven crow]

i wonder if they can drop money lol like the old mod days

[stable locust]

nah

[orchid belfry]

Jump near the ocean, activate parachute as soon as u exit the vehicle and go to the mask shop, make sure that the parachute makes contact with the wall so that u fall and quickly try accessing the mask shop, and save the outfit

[tawny breach]

Report those mfs

[stable locust]

BRO THESE hackers scripting as soon as they join

but luckily i prevented it😏

[tawny breach]

Pussies fighting with mk2 oppressor cuz they shit scared to fight with fists 😂

[candid torrent]

Lol

[tawny breach]

These type of people are the reason why gtao has become shit now

[sudden hazel]

desperately wants everyone to know hes got cheats too but nobody cares

[stable locust]

yeah😏

i just have a good gaming chair

[eternal plover]

If not allowed delete but does anyone know anyone who has modded Cayo on ps4

[grim phoenix]

Its too hard bruh

I always fail on the last part

Is there not any other method to give planes to friends

[candid torrent]

Idk to be honest

All I've seen is moc to moc when others are giving stuff that isn't cars

[tawny peak]

[stable locust]

what is moc?

[fast reef]

Mobile Operations Center | GTA Wiki | Fandom https://share.google/zZWorJ3D8oj9RTMeA

[orchid belfry]

I wish rockstar added kbm input support for gta v on consoles

[ocean tide]

what is that

[grim phoenix]

Does anyone have a glitch to give planes to friends? Everything besides moc to moc

[eternal plover]

Keyboard and mouse

[ocean tide]

no such glitch

i think

[stable locust]

this game dead or what, i keep joining the same public server with hackers on it

this game still buggy

[pliant kestrel]

Multiplex session, draws on players from around their desired hosting location / region

[ocean tide]

enchanced or legacy?

[stable locust]

bro i cant join a friend invite, it keep saying unable to connect

bro this game

[manic aspen]

Rockstar small indie company

[orchid belfry]

I’m so bored can someone recommend me a pfp

[faint hawk]

Try black discord icon lol

[orchid belfry]

[faint hawk]

Lololol

[small sentinel]

rockstar please actually let me play the game without needing to restart it 5 times every ingame day

[fair girder]

anything junji ito

[mental nexus]

Dead chat

[compact iris]

wasf

[azure condor]

literal help, but if you wanna cry then that's fine also

[orchid belfry]

I just put a pic of a cd as my pfp

[grim phoenix]

Can someone please answerr

[tawny breach]

dude i know what alt+f4 means

it saves also?

[halcyon bane]

yes I agree

[small sentinel]

great gta just crashed

[tawny breach]

same

[blazing night]

Anyone who plays mostly PVP?

Why is the Special Carbine MK2 most preferred when the Carbine MK2 has better stats?

[azure condor]

it asks if you want to, while also forcing a save. If you back out it should let you know it saved.

[tawny breach]

ohh so i shouldn't just quit the game via menu right?

[grim phoenix]

Strafe fights

[rich sluice]

Guys how many cars would be considered alot?

[azure condor]

you could, but alt f4 is quicker

[grim phoenix]

Ey but does someone know how to give a plane to a friend without the moc to moc glitch

[tawny breach]

okkk

[stable locust]

how do i fly my deluxo? im pressing x and nothings happening

nvm

[grim phoenix]

Shouldnt have bought it off the indian market

[mental nexus]

2

[neon storm]

Frrrr

[rich sluice]

2.5

[undone sphinx]

Where can I find the weapon van

[tawny breach]

gun van?

[distant breach]

Carbine mk2 is goated

[blazing night]

Suppressor or without in PVP deathmatches?

[fresh magnet]

@undone sphinx You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @near viper

[distant breach]

Without

[solar cypress]

5

[unborn bridge]

[shrewd geyser]

6-10

[fallen basin]

Yall should i get vigilante or deluxo

I got bunker on research for missles

[orchid belfry]

deluxo

U don’t need to research for missiles

[fallen basin]

Rlly?

[orchid belfry]

yeah

[fallen basin]

Guess dr dre spam incoming

Thanks

[orchid belfry]

unless u have oppressor mk1, then u gotta research

[orchid belfry]

np

[fallen basin]

I dont, but i have driven it

Pretty funky

Dr.Dre contracts before cayo rn

Id be paying more cuz id need sparrow

So 2 extra mill for a flyin car is gud

[harsh mesa]

U cant use deluxo in those missions

But u can use vigilante

[fallen basin]

Hm

Weaponized tampa also a no to missions i assume

I think theres a submarine car that can be used in missions, like a second version of the stromberg

[harsh mesa]

U cant use that either

[rigid pine]

Only vigilante has homing missiles in mission

[rigid pine]

U used to be able to

Thank you r*

[harsh mesa]

Typical cockstar moment

[fallen basin]

Illegal

Discord is 13+, ban this dude

@faint spear BAN EM

[rigid pine]

!modmail

[fresh magnet]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @pallid plover

Requested by: @rigid pine

[mental nexus]

Pretty sure Yall getting banned

Possibly on discord aswell

[soft sparrow]

[faint spear]

!ban 1459563252437749912 Trolling, possible underage

[placid hemlock]

✅ Banned 6705222 (Case #459191) (user notified with a direct message)

[faint spear]

Done

[unborn bridge]

[mental nexus]

Ez

[fallen basin]

LMAO

[quaint acorn]

first cayo perico elite challenge :D

[icy oyster]

The only time Ur kill wasn't stolen

[quaint acorn]

unfortunately i got tequila but 200k first elite bonus makes up for it + full bag gold

[devout shale]

Shld i buy opressor mk 2 first or arcade

[quaint acorn]

The 500$ option

[copper garnet]

You should be careful about saying that

Even if you are only joking

[mental nexus]

[soft sparrow]

[copper garnet]

Well then

[mental nexus]

Untrace is playing minecraft rn

[terse pine]

🤔

[soft sparrow]

hia makki

[terse pine]

hi h

[remote merlin]

😹😹🙏

[mental nexus]

Hello makki

[terse pine]

ok twin

[faint spear]

Bro

[terse pine]

you’re named after my dead cat cannot be talking

hey girlll

[faint spear]

Whats the point

[terse pine]

hi nicholas claus

[faint spear]

!ban 1434934596163735686 Trolling, possible underage

[mental nexus]

How u doin

[placid hemlock]

✅ Banned iworkeveryday (Case #459195) (user notified with a direct message)

[faint spear]

?

[rigid pine]

Smartest mk1 channel users :

[remote merlin]

lmfao

[terse pine]

i know i hate everything

[soft sparrow]

lmao

[terse pine]

i’m great kinda hbu clocking queen

[mental nexus]

I’m just laying in bed tbh

[harsh mesa]

Hows possible underage a reason for ban 😭

[terse pine]

get on gta rn

[mental nexus]

Always is

[terse pine]

against tos

[faint spear]

Discord TOS violation

[copper garnet]

They were saying they were 12, that’s enough for a ban

[faint spear]

Exactly

They can show proof in Ban Appeals

[harsh mesa]

Fairs

[faint spear]

Trying too

[mental nexus]

Very immature tbf

[soft sparrow]

he wasn't even new here lmao he just decided he wanted to get banned too

[orchid belfry]

?

[faint spear]

If I get pinged again because someone is trolling saying they are underage, I will get a shulker full of Heavy Cores istg

[celest hornet]

[candid torrent]

Bosh

[faint spear]

Don't actually

But yk

B2B today wth

[soft sparrow]

noted hahahhaha

[harsh mesa]

Ill be doing that soon

[mental nexus]

Ur banned then

Mods get this mf 24h mute

[terse pine]

i played gta last night guys

[orchid belfry]

I’m bored

[terse pine]

it was fun

[harsh mesa]

[terse pine]

oh no twin don’t be bored

[soft sparrow]

cant be

[candid torrent]

Liar

[terse pine]

listen security contradicts

[mental nexus]

GTA got so boring i can’t

[terse pine]

of course it wasn’t

[next roost]

It's for their own good

[terse pine]

truthing

[harsh mesa]

U right

[soft sparrow]

[orchid belfry]

twin my parents confiscated my controller

[terse pine]

oh my gosh

[candid torrent]

Lies

[terse pine]

just cry

guilt trip them

[harsh mesa]

Cant u use ur phone as a controller

[orchid belfry]

I am NOT doing remote play

[harsh mesa]

U dont have to

[orchid belfry]

doesn’t matter

[harsh mesa]

Iirc it just shows controls on ur screen

[terse pine]

taking a controller is insane work twin😭 💔

[orchid belfry]

yea u can do that with remote play only

[harsh mesa]

Idk about console but u can do it on pc

[orchid belfry]

didn’t even do anything, they thought I was lying when I told them that I don’t have any school assignments or homework

[jagged sedge]

someone's been naughty

[vocal zephyr]

I never knew there was a discord for gta that’s cool

[mental nexus]

Always was

[orchid belfry]

?

[harsh mesa]

I need irl cash

[vocal zephyr]

Is there any benefits of playing pc instead of console or is it just how you wanna play

[celest hornet]

same

I need irl cash rn

[rain nova]

Bomboclat

Bomboclat

[faint spear]

!ban 1475478372346757284 Advertising Modding Services

[placid hemlock]

❌ User is already banned indefinitely.

[next roost]

Fps

[jagged sedge]

too slow

[faint spear]

Stolen

I WAS

Nvm

[barren olive]

Is there a way to get 500k in like 30 min? im 500k away till opressor

[faint spear]

I had my phone open too

[bitter bone]

The pleasures of work from home allow me to farm at peace and buy all the cars I want.

[mental nexus]

Clucking,knoway

[bitter bone]

This is great

[copper garnet]

Cluckin bell, but will most likely take a bit longer

[celest hornet]

sell your cars

[barren olive]

what do u do at cluckin bell

[bitter bone]

Acid Lab is easiest. Don't let em lie to you

[mental nexus]

[celest hornet]

get GTA+ for 500k

[harsh mesa]

Dupe them and sell*

[copper garnet]

Go the yellow V on the map (located at the Vespucci police station) and do a series of contact missions. At the last one you get 500k

[next roost]

Acid lab in 30 minutes, yeah

[celest hornet]

[mental nexus]

Mf said 30 mins not 8 hours

[bitter bone]

Takes about 40 minutes and a full lobby sell

Faster with mansion

[mental nexus]

And money or time for supplies…

[bitter bone]

People still steal supplies

[mental nexus]

What IF he doesn’t have the mansion

[next roost]

Wow, talking all best case scenario

[celest hornet]

lmao

[harsh mesa]

Does he have acid lab

[mental nexus]

Exactly

[celest hornet]

want 500k quick? just have the best businesses, dummy

[mental nexus]

That’s the question of the day

[bitter bone]

My bad I forgot I was unc in gta (same character since 2015)

[prisma dove]

Who doesn't have a mansion

[mental nexus]

A lot of ppl

[prisma dove]

Best thing you can possibly buy

[bitter bone]

People are really starting this game from 0?

[mental nexus]

Yes

[harsh mesa]

Yeah

[bitter bone]

No criminal enterprises?

[copper garnet]

They said they’re 500k away from the oppressor, should be a hint

[next roost]

Well on legacy yeah

[bitter bone]

LMFAO

[mental nexus]

GTA got so boring people gotta create multiple characters just to have some fun

[harsh mesa]

Oppressor was the second vehicle i got since i needed to grind

[bitter bone]

Never in my mind could I ever think to do that

[next roost]

I hope that's 500k away from 6 million

[harsh mesa]

Rockstar reset my character for me to keep enjoying the game

[mental nexus]

BC ur mind is not open to new roads fellow adventurer

[faint spear]

I have more fun on my female than my main male, mostly cuz I like the outfits I have made than my male

[terse pine]

THATS SO BAD😭

[mental nexus]

Exactly

[prisma dove]

Fuck the 30 minute limit, go for the ol' reliable and do a nice lil Cayo, problem solved

[barren olive]

i did cayo already got 2m

[bitter bone]

Solo?

[barren olive]

il do it

[mental nexus]

Do a clucking or a knoway

The simpliest shit

And good moneys

Mula

[terse pine]

cluckin bell is like 25-40 mins

[mental nexus]

Yes

[long root]

Guys am searching for friend to play with asian parkour or motorcycle or any parkour all time i play solo i wna play with someone if any one wna play in ps4 version dm me 🤌🏽😇

[bitter bone]

Tbh bounty acid and tow truck is a good loop if you hate heist

[fresh magnet]

@long root, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[bitter bone]

Throw some car wash every 4 crimes in the middle for a extra 100k for no reason

[next roost]

Ps4

Wrong rep smh

[barren olive]

tf is slush fund

😭

holy fucking yappy cop

is there a way to skip

[prisma dove]

Don't fucking disrespect my goat vincent

[next roost]

Call lester I suppose?

Oh the cutscenes, no then

[prisma dove]

The only one beside Pavel who doesn't treat our characters like absolute trash

[harsh mesa]

Pavel is a real one fr

[prisma dove]

Avi looks like my hometowns most famous crackhead

[livid folio]

Vincent is by far better than most NPCs imo. We technically can only do the Casino heist because of him

[terse pine]

dax

is wonderful

i don’t like the drug me mission

that’s not nice

i didn’t he’s my bff

idk bff stealer

[prisma dove]

DAXXX MY BROTHER

[next roost]

Labrat I think?

[terse pine]

i’m not dax but don’t tell anyone

[prisma dove]

I'm talking about Dax, not you

[terse pine]

could’ve gone with it twin

ew no😭

[grim phoenix]

B11 or raiju?

[terse pine]

rajajajajaja

[grim phoenix]

No 😹

[devout shale]

Is it better to sell to street dealer or nah

[grim phoenix]

Yes 😹 misinfo

[zenith hazel]

Ofc

[devout shale]

R the prices better

Its impossible to do unless uve got a bunch of ppl to help

[celest hornet]

right now yea

[devout shale]

I get 4 vehicle spawns and at most id find a random to help me out in sells id get the other 2 griefed

[celest hornet]

I've sold boats on my own in public lobbies lol

[simple rock]

Hi everyone

[devout shale]

I've had it happen like 12 times in a row in one day

[hybrid mica]

Yo

[rose blaze]

hello all 😄

[terse pine]

hello béa vane

[terse pine]

hello gooner king 69

[slim plover]

hi how do i find new players to join me in missions with voice chat?

[rose blaze]

so I am new to GTA online can I ask what is the best way to earn alot of money? I wasnt lucky to get the 4 mill at the start so im basically starting with a pistol and a dream lol

[fresh magnet]

@slim plover, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stiff granite

[mental nexus]

#1344878308210507856

Also do knoway and clucking bell missions

[rose blaze]

appreciate it!

[echo moat]

Yall be playing gta 5?

[patent tusk]

6..

[echo moat]

What I didn’t even say anything bad how did that get deleted

Facts

[celest hornet]

GTA online 2

currently riding my opressor mk3

[terse pine]

ph really

[patent tusk]

im driving my australian mk2

[hollow gorge]

Is there a way i can get the unreleased police cars with the director mode glitch?

[dry cape]

What up guys

[dry cape]

Whats the director mode glitch?

[last plover]

Hey guys where is LFG for PC i dont see it

[fresh magnet]

@last plover, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @echo moat

[echo moat]

Oh it’s bc u don’t have the pc role

[hollow gorge]

U gotta set ur role to pc and not xbox

[echo moat]

#assign-platform-here

[dry cape]

Whats a dirrector mode glitch

[last plover]

Ohh bet thanks bro. God bless

[dry cape]

God bless

[echo moat]

🙏🏼

[hollow gorge]

Glitch to spawn modded cars was also used for the sentinel xs spawn glitch

[dry cape]

Ahhh

Okey thx

[echo moat]

Idk about now but it also used to be a way to make modded outfits and freeze money

[candid torrent]

Carbonizarre

[livid folio]

Can still be used for modded outfits. Frozen money idk because i never learned how to do that

But I would assume it probably still can

[lament crown]

What’s this weekly update thing where if I do any sell mission I get a bonus???

[mental burrow]

is the bunker a good way to make money?

[mental nexus]

Yes

[candid torrent]

Yuh

[rose blaze]

I was told to not make the bunker ur first business

But do agency first?

[pliant spindle]

Might need manager money first

So you can start save money for kosatka + helicopter + homing launcher for heli first

[sharp dome]

[unique lagoon]

yeah

[pliant spindle]

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

Fatto

[pliant spindle]

[hollow gorge]

[patent tusk]

what's with the biting

[pliant spindle]

Increase medical bill for @sharp dome

[sharp dome]

What's with the Ezio Auditore de Ferance

[sharp dome]

Mors mutual covers that too

[elder jasper]

Is there a way too make money withouth having to wait for cayo reset and bunker acid lab filling

[sharp dome]

Casino heist?

[elder jasper]

Ehhhhh

[silent sonnet]

Agency and cluckin bell

[patent tusk]

idk i started playing assasins creed and it was the first thing i thought

you like my banner tho

[sharp dome]

Cool. Ngl u gonna enjoy it

[elder jasper]

I hate the Dr Dre Heist

[patent tusk]

that was the 3rd thing that popped up when i searched

[silent sonnet]

Well you can always do businesses until cayo is off cooldown

[elder jasper]

Is the prison break heist worth it

[silent sonnet]

No

[pliant spindle]

Yea but your brain will be rot a lot

[elder jasper]

I know i was joking

[candid torrent]

Yes especially with low levels

[patent tusk]

what makes prison break worth it

[sharp dome]

Only thr ground team

Its fun

[patent tusk]

only thing i remember from prison break is flying the velum and avoding stuff

[molten quartz]

and randoms dying at dumb shit

[sharp dome]

I was always bad at flying in prison break

[molten quartz]

criminal mastermind

[scenic salmon]

HELLO MY FELLOW FRIENDS

[patent tusk]

[mental nexus]

Hello

[scenic salmon]

are you having a good day

[patent tusk]

could be better

[vocal sleet]

@still lion

[junior aspen]

the amount of effort required to get to the finale

with randoms

[celest hornet]

don't hate the dr dre heist

hate ULP operation paper trail missions

[junior aspen]

i'd like to know your reasoning

[jolly ember]

is upgrading weapons to mk2 worth it?

[celest hornet]

I'd say yea, if you have the money

[jolly ember]

well i just spent abt 200k for carbine rifle

107k for the main upgrade and another 100k for scope and supressor

[manic aspen]

Same bro same.All that hood yapping and missions structure make it feels like 3 hours

Even tho its sub 60mins

[patent tusk]

skip them talking by calling lester

[candid torrent]

Dre too hard to complete

[patent tusk]

but you gotta do that a couple of times

[manic aspen]

still annoying tho

[patent tusk]

i wish it was 2x again

[celest hornet]

enjoy :p

[patent tusk]

i earned like 15mil with it

[manic aspen]

15m….thats like 1 day worth of playing peak cayo back then

Can we just nerf cayo to oblivion before gta6

[candid torrent]

Yes it's too hard to do anyway

[manic aspen]

man even if rockstar nerf cayo by 30% now ppl still play it

Imagine

[celest hornet]

next update
rubio's tequila: 100k reward

[manic aspen]

Well deserve for ruining gta

[candid torrent]

Pd reward 500k

[celest hornet]

bags capacity halved

[patent tusk]

everyone has miniguns

even the panther

[celest hornet]

small chance of spawning 1 wad of cash

in the whole island

you must attend keinemusic's concert for at least 20 mins before leaving

[narrow portal]

hangar or special cargo?

[celest hornet]

I think hangar is better

[narrow portal]

alr

im gonna invest in bunker bc i have both

[celest hornet]

cuz if you source 50 crates of the same thing, you get bonus

[narrow portal]

with the mansion boost is pretty good

[celest hornet]

yee

[sharp dome]

[blissful flame]

i am so scared ti sell my cash stock

[worn juniper]

how to report someone ti the devs

[gilded yew]

why

[gilded yew]

ingame report

[blissful flame]

griefers

[hollow nova]

Sell in a private

[gilded yew]

switch session before they get u

[worn juniper]

his name is CNMB77art

[blissful flame]

and loose the 500k bonus? hell nah

[gilded yew]

ngl as long as u got ur sound up and are aware of ur lobby u should be aight 95% of the time

[dense rune]

can anybody can tell me how to make podium glitch i dont understand it at all

sure there are some videos on youtube but they are really complicated

yep

[woven bone]

yep

[orchid belfry]

yep

[dense rune]

im talking about the glitch

[proud escarp]

could someone help with MC

[manic aspen]

use lfg channels m8

[proud escarp]

oke

[unique lagoon]

waddup

[candid torrent]

Suh

[green epoch]

it started me all the way back

im dead

[candid torrent]

Lol

[brave silo]

👀

[terse pine]

hi

[unique lagoon]

wym

[vocal sleet]

Gta enhanced pc is so dead and boring man. How are you guys playing without using the chat and communicating in missions 💀

[faint spear]

Content > text chat for most

[vocal sleet]

Everyone come back to legacy until those mfs add the chat to gta enhanced

[vocal sleet]

What content did it get?

[celest hornet]

voicechat or discord :p

[faint spear]

Hsw, better graphics ect

[vocal sleet]

Hmm

[faint spear]

Stronger anticheat on enhanced

[vocal sleet]

Gameplay >>>

[unique lagoon]

what’s the point of the phone texts

[vocal sleet]

Nothing

[tacit gorge]

Typing 7-0 Lzzzz

[vocal sleet]

It's just time waste

[pliant spindle]

"strongest anticheat"

[fair girder]

the wheel gave me the car from the mystery icon

[pliant spindle]

[livid folio]

It ain’t coming back bro. I’d go as far to say it won’t be in GTA VI either

Maybe if they get a better filter but people be finding ways around it all the damn time

[rigid pine]

Trying to communicate with other players

Emphasis on trying

[vocal sleet]

That sucks

[unique lagoon]

exactly, so just use the phone instead of gen chat

[crimson karma]

Is there any way to make the drift walton L35 not a drift truck 😭

[gilded yew]

it definitely feels way more dead

[vocal sleet]

Yes

Come back to legacy

[gilded yew]

i left feedback on their feedback site saying i was deaf and needed text chat

[vocal sleet]

Oh

Did they rspond?

[gilded yew]

no

[rigid pine]

Nope, buy the Walton l35 stock instead

[vocal sleet]

Oh

[crimson karma]

fah, I dont remember how I got the drift walton but I got it for free, I wanted to do smth with it

[rigid pine]

It was free for everyone for a few weeks

[orchid helm]

it might be an A/B test
whether to add chat in VI or not

[vocal sleet]

Which vehicle is best to protect my goods? When my members are trying to sell them

[gilded yew]

mk2 opp

[vocal sleet]

What's that?

[vocal sleet]

Ok

[orchid helm]

I meant it might be a test
They might be collecting data to decide whether to add chat in the online version of VI

[vocal sleet]

I saw few people using solve heli and following the goods

Is that akuma or aniholator?

[vocal sleet]

Oh ok

[gilded yew]

i think they just dont wanna update their text chat to comply with new accessibility regulations

[crimson karma]

Yeah probably that

[crimson karma]

So I am encaged by some dude, what do I do

🙏

[wet eagle]

Good fucking evening gta ppl

[crimson karma]

And that fucker crashed my game

[wild compass]

thats what happens when you report them

[crimson karma]

I didnt even report him 😭

[wild compass]

oh lmao maybe they can just crash games

[crimson karma]

Do you know how far back I should assume my da-

Ok gang 😭 straight to the point huh

Cheats arent allowed I think

[wild compass]

[prime salmon]

Yes, I can't take farming anymore, I need help.

[exotic plank]

Gng no we don’t cheat

[manic aspen]

So doomed

[crimson karma]

Do you know how far back my data got lost?

[exotic plank]

17.4 Days

[crimson karma]

Like not specificially

[wild compass]

I’m not sure

[crimson karma]

But like a general idea of how long random saves are

[wild compass]

they happen pretty often so it wouldn’t be far back

[crimson karma]

Alright thanks

[wild compass]

np

[jolly ember]

ngl i never thought that panto was a parody of smart car😭 it came to my mind when i realized mercedes has the ownership of smart

[orchid helm]

report and find new session?

[wild compass]

when you report modders your game instantly crashes btw better to just change sessions

[bitter bone]

All that work on the anticheat just for modders to still get in

[faint spear]

Cheater makes a menu.
They create/update the anti cheat.
Cheater finds a solution to bypass the anti-cheat.
Updates anti cheat again.
Cycle repeats.

[timber cedar]

Weird. I tough I heard somewhere rockstar didn't update their anti cheat in more than a year

But battleye is the worst ac on the market tbh

[dapper void]

we should kill everyone who's from the land down undee

[faint spear]

I was mainly on about the message from skrrt saying ""just for modders to get in"

Hackers will always find a way

[gentle coral]

Is there somewhere I go to ask for help to merge?

[faint spear]

What kind

Vehicles, clothing?

[gentle coral]

Vehicles

[fresh magnet]

@gentle coral, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[gentle coral]

Ty

[dense rune]

this glitch normally works on ps5 or xbox but with controller it can wornk on pc too

[small sentinel]

does day or night matter in cayo?

[glad nova]

no

[small sentinel]

lol bearer bonds 3 times in a row

[glad nova]

10m

[glad obsidian]

yo is it normal Online aint working

[glad nova]

there isnt really a conversion rate. You can make a million in gta online in an hour for example and only like 20 dollars an hour in real life if you work a normal job

[orchid belfry]

100 dolores

[small sentinel]

88,50 dollars based on shark cards

why

[glad nova]

so if you do cayo every 2 hours because you need to wait 2h cuz of the cooldown you'd need to do grind 20h straight to get 10 million$.

in real life you'd have 400$ in 20h

[wary lynx]

10M is 100$ USD dead according to shark card values

[terse pine]

what is the gta6 release date

[glad nova]

but you get like 20k for delivering newspaper so yeah its not really able to be calculated

[kindred folio]

$100

[glad nova]

no useless

[kindred folio]

There’s deals on them too so sometimes it’s like $85

[kindred folio]

They ain’t useless back then

[glad nova]

now they are

[kindred folio]

I bought one in 2016 to jumpstart my crate business

[glad nova]

too expensive for too little money values

[wary lynx]

Enough people to keep the game making hundreds of millions every year I guess

[muted inlet]

What data??

[steel zinc]

Hi guys

[wary lynx]

Doubtful

While I understand and empathize with that cynicism, I don't think GTA V needs that avenue to make like 10 billion dollars

No

[muted inlet]

Absolutely not that would break the irl economy

What if someone has a mod menu and gives themselves billions and reverse sells it?

[glad nova]

i mean mostly content creators probably buy sharkcards nowadays and some people are subbed to gta+ too and there are many people new to gta online still today which buy the game but not all that much anymore is my guess so at this point gta 6 was kinda needed

[wary lynx]

Money doesn't get fabricated out of thin air lmao

[glossy yacht]

Can I get help how can I join a rp with a ps4

[muted inlet]

Money drops quite literally fall out of the sky

[wary lynx]

It wouldn't break the economy, it would just directly cut into rockstar's profits if they literally give money away

[wary lynx]

Not in real life you silly goose

[glad nova]

worst idea i've ever heard

[wary lynx]

Literally where would the money come from if rockstar were to give people real money in exchange for GTA money

[muted inlet]

I don’t know I’m not the one making that argument

[kindred folio]

GTA Online Shark Cards have generated, on average, over $500 million per year in recent years, with some estimates exceeding $700 million annually, contributing to a total of over $8.6 billion in overall GTA V revenue. By 2023, the game was consistently generating at least $500 million in revenue annually.

And how would people be paid?

[crimson karma]

When they finna add petting stray cats to the game 🙏

[kindred folio]

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/feedback

[elfin estuary]

hey, i need two teammates for a mission. is there anyone who would want to play? (pc legacy)

[kindred folio]

How would we be paid irl tho?

Like how would they pay us?

[muted inlet]

They would lose millions if they did that

Everyone would sell all their cars and then swap the game money for real money

Sorry to break it to you the corporate world doesn’t want to give you their money

[kindred folio]

Not everyone has bank accounts or PayPal’s

[muted inlet]

And also what about tax?

[small sentinel]

piracy??

[muted inlet]

A lot of parents bought their kids gta💀

[viscid nymph]

Does anyone here play final fantasy 7 rebirth

[cyan bane]

#other-games

[viscid nymph]

Ok ok sorry

[small sentinel]

idk i dont pirate shit

[muted inlet]

It’s not going to work they’re never gonna do that😭