gta-online

[terse pine]

what

[worldly turret]

that was easy

like absurdly easy what

[distant breach]

You should try the virtue lmao, that car is somewhat harder to control

[covert radish]

I noticed this server doesn't lvl you or give you any good roles expect the one you choose

[distant breach]

Wdym

[covert radish]

[pliant kestrel]

Virtue is small fry if you are on enhanced, Cyclone II is way worse

[terse pine]

i love it so much

[terse ermine]

Thanks bro

[worldly turret]

735K from counterfeit full sell solo

[stuck stone]

virtue is great cuz its free after completing the last dose missions and its super easy to control its like its vacuumed to the ground

[distant breach]

And the fact it has imani tech too 😭

[brave silo]

i hate how slippery the virtue is

[terse pine]

HOW DID YOU FO THAT TO MY CAR

[distant breach]

U got trash trucks?

[brave silo]

flip

[turbid trellis]

I dont think u can do cross progression on gta

[distant breach]

It accelerates so fast mann

[terse pine]

the wheels are so ugly on this

[stuck stone]

if you think the virtue is slippery thats a skill issue gng

[brave silo]

the rims?

[languid pier]

can 3 people help me sell my bunker

[terse pine]

no in general

why are they beefy

[brave silo]

widebody

[terse pine]

its so ugly

[amber patio]

Does anyone know at what LS car meet level do you unlock Ubermecht Cypher trade price

[brave silo]

they are wide cause the car would spin out without wide wheels

[stuck stone]

no it isnt bro its litterally like glue

[brave silo]

the virtue slides around literally every corner

[stuck stone]

try driving the karin s95 for a few days then let me know

its the fourth fastest in the whole game ????

[stiff lake]

damn it
if I play legacy gta, I get more quality and fps but can't play with my friends
if I play enhanced, I get 20fps and pixelated gameplay but get to play with my friends 😭

[terse pine]

what makes it a supercar then😭

[stuck stone]

bro thats like saying the zr1x isnt a hypercar

[terse pine]

isn’t a supercar like very fast and lightweight

[brave silo]

the virtue is based off a lotus evija, which is a hypercar

[stuck stone]

genuinely if you have any problem driving the virtue its completely a skill issue

[pliant kestrel]

virtue is easy, the cyclone II is gambling (because its just a better virtue, faster acceleration in both forwards and reverse)

[terse pine]

top floor should be burned

[brave silo]

this garage is full of my random vehicles

[stuck stone]

it really isnt its litterally the opposite

banshee gts, s95, and entity overflod mt are all way more slippery

[brave silo]

banshee is a sports car btw

you beat me

[stuck stone]

the gts is litterally the fastest car in the game but ok

[terse pine]

this car is cute

[stuck stone]

entity overflod mt is a supercar

[distant breach]

Mk2 is the shittiest thing to exist

Sucks the fun out of a game

[terse pine]

what’s difference between sports at and supercar

[brave silo]

that doesnt mean its a supercar lmao

[distant breach]

Whatever you say bro

[stuck stone]

entity mt more slippery still

[manic aspen]

true bro…true….

[terse pine]

@brave silo did i customize this

[stuck stone]

grotti turismo r

[distant breach]

Yeah but the mk1 is simply better lol

It's way more fun to use and it requires some amount of skill

[brave silo]

partly

[distant breach]

Mk2 is for grinding, mk1 is for having fun, and why do we play videogames TO HAVE FUN

[inner sonnet]

anyone know how to get good money quick im so broke

[stuck stone]

if you think virtue is slippery you just bad 😭 🙏

you just cant control the acceleration

[brave silo]

this garage is very grey

besides the kei truck

[terse pine]

ugly cars

[brave silo]

not the bmw

[signal whale]

its out?

[brave silo]

no

[terse pine]

idk cars show me

[signal whale]

fuck man

[terse pine]

stanced gave him it i think

[signal whale]

hey im a mk1 enjoyer

[stuck stone]

you think virtue is slippery no one needs to say anything it goes without saying ur bad

[terse pine]

ok weirdo mama

[signal whale]

?

[brave silo]

ok

[manic aspen]

Lowkey hate all electric vehicles cuz shit audio

[brave silo]

this car is fast

[terse pine]

this one is cute make it pink

[brave silo]

no i use this one for other stuff

[terse pine]

i don’t car

e

it should be pink

[stuck stone]

entity mt

[brave silo]

@terse pine race me in ur gts

[terse pine]

ok

[brave silo]

ill take u to airport

[sharp dome]

Race me too

[stuck stone]

tony ur actually the goat of coping u gotta teach me ur ways

[toxic holly]

yoo

[wild badger]

the veto modern

[stuck stone]

such a stupid question when half of those vary by opinion

i love the S95 cuz of RWD and its fun to drive so to me thats the best sports car

[manic aspen]

Old married couple vibes

[trim fossil]

Hi

[stuck stone]

fr tony when are we renewing our vows

ur actually a bot 😭 🙏

bros talking abt statistics like bro its a video game calm down

[brave silo]

@terse pine come

[stuck stone]

holy nerd mode engaged ahh

insane cope

[slow flame]

No Broughy slander

[stuck stone]

erm actually i watched 3000 hours of broughy and have 600hours of in game race time so your opinion is invalid 🤓 ☝️

[pliant spindle]

Drama :>

[manic aspen]

Cortisol 📈

[terse pine]

DARK IM SORRY

[brave silo]

i would get my pyro but i wanna race

[pliant kestrel]

[stuck stone]

you dont have to prove anything its an opinion bro its like asking whats the best color and then having statistics to prove yourself right

i promise its not that seriouos

[pliant spindle]

Hallo wall

[brave silo]

makki genuinely might be the worst driver ever

[pliant kestrel]

Probably best to move on, I know winning an argument is something many would consider a win but nobody will win if it keeps up

[pliant spindle]

You...

..let her drive??

[terse pine]

no

[brave silo]

no shes in her banshee

[stuck stone]

yo bro i dont think its that serious

[pliant spindle]

I hope you prepare juggernaut suit first before get in her passenger

[brave silo]

@terse pine line upppp

[terse pine]

where

[stuck stone]

yeah tony got me beat guys

[brave silo]

@terse pine honk 3 times then go

[stuck stone]

i gotta pack it up ig

[brave silo]

beside me

[pliant kestrel]

Nobody is better than anyone here, its all equal

[terse pine]

i won

[slow flame]

Hit the showers

[stuck stone]

i love how i can tell you died your hair blue from this sentence alone

[pliant kestrel]

except for ps players, they can be an exception to this

[slow flame]

Alright yeah this guy stinks

[stuck stone]

cry about it

[terse pine]

yes! we’re better

[stuck stone]

she meant your worse but ok

[pliant kestrel]

Yea you might wish it was about being better

[terse pine]

WHY

[stuck stone]

such a ps player moment to think they better even tho everyone else js laughing at them

[brave silo]

bruh

my game crashed

[terse pine]

you honk

oh

[brave silo]

dont call me that

[terse pine]

I DIDNT

[stuck stone]

''ýou honk''

😭 😭

[brave silo]

"honka"

[terse pine]

I WAS TELLING HIM TO HONK

[stuck stone]

amazing insult

might have to jump off a building stung so bad

[timid bolt]

Just had some dude glitch the casino heist I joined

[pliant kestrel]

Depends but if it is what I think, probably was just cheating not glitching

[timid bolt]

Kinda wanted to actually do it, but I'll take the money i suppose

[stuck stone]

when tf are they gonna patch that shit its been years

[slow flame]

Nah

We the minority in this server tho

[stuck stone]

who tf is modding bro

[timid bolt]

I've been on fiveM, but that's about it

[stuck stone]

oh fuh naw

im on pc i run into one a day maybe

[worldly turret]

i got a single truck

[terse pine]

@brave silo on

[worldly turret]

and it was just point A to B with biker npcs following you (just shoot them once)

[distant breach]

Fuck yeah broski

[stuck stone]

what kinda glitching is there even the only ones i ever knew was the one to get into the compound secondary storages solo

[distant breach]

Definitely

[stuck stone]

just get an xbox ps players are insufferable

[distant breach]

Cuz like the PS4 was released in 2013 iirc and the games came out for it till 2022

[stuck stone]

holy ragebait

[worldly turret]

anyways now im back at 1.1M within 24h of buying my nightclub

[distant breach]

If you get a ps5 rn it's probably lasting till like idk 2032?

[night lantern]

I like glitching vehicles into the personal garage

Like the acid lab and dune for example

[worldly turret]

I should probably save up for more storage

[night lantern]

Wish gctf was easier on pc, I wanted the rcv too

[distant breach]

Most of those games have pc ports?

[stuck stone]

100% all five storage and a pounder custom

[distant breach]

Single player games on console are PEAK, and this is coming from a guy who used to play gta san adreas on my brothers shitty laptop when I was 5 lol

[stuck stone]

dw about upgrading the pounder custom since you should be selling in private lobbies

[distant breach]

The experience is comparatively better

Online games have bigger scope and stuff online

[stuck stone]

ps players blow

[worldly turret]

do dancers actually do anything for my nightclub or

[sour zenith]

For NC I’d recommend selling public. But I guess for PC it might be more dangerous

[manic aspen]

Nah u dont need them

[worldly turret]

oh ok

[distant breach]

A PS4 would be a cool option too cuz most of the games you want are on there if 30 fps lock isn't a issue

[worldly turret]

good I didnt want them anyways

[distant breach]

Same with dry ice

PS4 is a jet engine on steroids lol

[stuck stone]

if your set on getting a PS get a ps5

[distant breach]

Yea

[clever heron]

Yea

[stuck stone]

but never in a million years should you take a ps over xbox or pc

ps players suck balls

[distant breach]

Ps6 is probably coming out in 2029 or 2030

[worldly turret]

I would say get a PC but given the current RAM economy

[distant breach]

Tf did we do bro 😭

[stuck stone]

you suck balls thats what u do

[cyan owl]

y'all are sleeping on wii

[distant breach]

Xbox gamepass costs like 20 usd a month iirc

[stuck stone]

HOLY ATREKS YOU KNOW BALL

yo atreks i might have to glaze you for the rest of time

[distant breach]

Knowing the Wii is ball?

[stuck stone]

what yall know about wii deadass

[slow flame]

Call of Duty World at War

[sour zenith]

Anywhere from $10-30 depending on the tier

[slow flame]

Wii Sports

[distant breach]

I know that you could play bo2 on it lmao

[slow flame]

Wii Sports Resort

[cyan owl]

table tennis one of the best games on it

[signal whale]

hey you

[distant breach]

Wii sports

[manic aspen]

Yea microsoft is so ass

[signal whale]

best thing ever btw, matt from wii boxing didnt have shit on me

[distant breach]

Wii never really came to my country I guess lol

[keen hearth]

good to know matey

[distant breach]

[slow flame]

Get him

[stuck stone]

i once completely removed and replaced the hard drive on a wii it took me 2 weeks but once i did i was able to get windows running on it😭

[cyan owl]

wish I still had one

[stuck stone]

wii is my goat

wii sports goated

[rotund spindle]

istil lhave my disc

[stuck stone]

unliked ps players

ps players suck

[rotund spindle]

and my wii, wii shit the bed a couple years ago though stil ogtta get it fixed

[topaz berry]

So I started GTA 5 Online a couple months back and now own each and every business in game + mansion + penthouse + opressor + vigilante. What should i buy next? Also What are things one can do to have fun once all of the main objectives are done?

[cyan owl]

tugboat

[topaz berry]

?

[patent bone]

I can’t wait until GTA 6 comes out because it’s the only game where I can actually have a relationship since I can’t have a relationship in real life lmao

[stuck stone]

toreador, starling, ultralight

[slow flame]

Buy high end properties and fill them with customized cars, go for career progress challenges

[rotund spindle]

so does anybody else think the tactical SMG goes from an s tier to an F tier the second you try to shoot it out of a car ?

[topaz berry]

Bleach

[cyan owl]

buy the tugboat

[rotund spindle]

i swear this thing cant kill shit when your in a car

[stuck stone]

atreks ur my goat

[pliant kestrel]

Damage drop off over range gets marked higher with it in a car

[rotund spindle]

i mean peoplke eating 60 bullets bad ? idk man, seems more like a massive accuracy debuff in cars

thing is a laser at all ranges on land then blows dick in a car

cause im 90% 90% of my bullets arent landing

[vale wind]

tta

[topaz berry]

How that helps?

[cyan owl]

it's cool

[pliant kestrel]

Its not accuracy, its the damage over range, it gets a super massive decrease basically so it basically is like hitting someone with a nerf gun over and over

Machine pistol is likely the best and most accurate ranged automatic weapon you can use in vehicles imo

[manic aspen]

U shouldnt grief cuz thats just mean

Ok meanie

[rotund spindle]

why can i see my bullets landing in a 6 foot by 6 foot spread at like max 40 feet then ?

both

[manic aspen]

Bro got muted

What the fuck….

[stray minnow]

@azure zenith hey baby boy

[stuck stone]

tony ur bad at racing

[terse pine]

@signal whale

[stuck stone]

cant drive for shit

[stray minnow]

?

[terse pine]

dwbi meant to turn ping off mb

[stray minnow]

who is bro

i wasnt talking to you

[terse pine]

yeah…

[signal whale]

are we fr

[terse pine]

i wasn’t talking to you either

[stray minnow]

im pinging my friend

😭

[cyan owl]

its okay makki 😢

[terse pine]

hey twin

[cyan owl]

[foggy jacinth]

[covert meadow]

Does anyone know the method of passing cars?

[terse pine]

yes

[covert meadow]

dm

[terse pine]

no

[amber knoll]

hello

[terse pine]

hi

[amber knoll]

hey i am new here

[covert meadow]

please bruh

[amber knoll]

how to jin it

[foggy jacinth]

What

[terse pine]

do you swear on your life that you’re new here

[signal whale]

he joined today

[terse pine]

[amber knoll]

yes u r correct i join today

how can i play with u guys

[stiff granite]

its not crossplay

[terse pine]

get a friend

ask for their username

add their username

say hello friend i want to join game and then join game

and that is how you play

[sour zenith]

Must dual a black bear and win in order to play with me

[terse pine]

why not a polar bear

[undone patrol]

Say less

[terse pine]

i know angels voice actor personally

[undone patrol]

I'm sure you all do

[sour zenith]

Polar Bears are cool

[stiff granite]

i do too

[terse pine]

yeah his name is otndoanish

[undone patrol]

His?

[terse pine]

yeah

[undone patrol]

[terse pine]

do you like angel

[dapper iron]

[terse pine]

you are such a doubter.

[dapper iron]

I think therefore I doubt

[terse pine]

this sounds like a bible verse

[dapper iron]

Its actually from Rene Descartes Meditations but yeah some Bible verse got phrase too on this

[delicate marlin]

i got a question, i haven’t played gta in a long time but i started back up recently. do i need to have anything if i want to help people do heists? for instance, someone wants help with casino heist but i dont own any property or anything else

[dapper iron]

Well they got their own arcade didn't they?

[slow flame]

You only need to own the properties if you want to host.

[dapper iron]

Unless you wanted to host the heist

[quasi bone]

anyone got any advice how to do the heavy sniper gunrange challenge in the bunker? I am on tier 2 and hitting every headshot 100% accuracy and the bonus keeps getting lost somehow and i cant get to 500 pts

[delicate marlin]

will i still get money if i help them? i’m just trying to make some money. obviously not millions right off the bat but 50k to 100k

[dapper iron]

Yeah you can still get paid obviously

[stiff granite]

youll get a percentage of the cut

[delicate marlin]

awesome, i appreciate it. thank you

[terse pine]

become goated

[quasi bone]

just dont know how i could do any better, im hitting every target every headshot as fast as the sniper re bolts and i just dont get anywhere near enough points

[terse pine]

idk man maybe rockstar hates you

[dapper iron]

Try aiming for Center Mass, Real Life sniper barely aim for headshot.

[quasi bone]

yeah but the 15 pts is popping up which is what headshots go for, i just dont get why the bonus randomly drops

[dapper iron]

Probably a bug

[distant breach]

Could I ask what the gunrange even does?

[stiff granite]

improves shooting stat and i think its part of tier 4 career progress

[whole tartan]

Anyone help me

[rain nova]

zaddyyyy

ZADDYYY

BOIII ZADDY

[stiff granite]

[rain nova]

Lol

Why do you feel like you're talking to a brick wall

[rich sluice]

you are

[distant breach]

A

[stray sorrel]

with ?

[rain nova]

I'm bored giys

FUH I MEAN GUYS

[glacial slate]

Oke

[sharp dome]

[terse pine]

@signal whale pfp😭

[dapper sphinx]

[manic aspen]

U need to hit it dead center cuz it go higher than 15pts

[signal whale]

hi zaya

[signal whale]

ur pfp bro lock in

[stiff granite]

my queens

[random silo]

anyone for pacific heist?

only 1 needed

[royal dove]

I’m down

[random silo]

coming?

[terse pine]

i’m sure they know you🥰

[royal dove]

You on pc or console

[terse pine]

no thank you

[stiff granite]

they do im one of the top supporters fr

[signal whale]

they dont know you bro

[terse pine]

kealous

[stiff granite]

someones jealous

[normal night]

Genuine question for the scholars that make up this game
Do the people with cringe names like xXGOPASSIVEXx just accept that they look really fucking stupid in other games? Curious

[hearty saffron]

if they are willing to make their name based off of one game do you really think they play anything else?

[stiff granite]

depends on what platform, on pc you can change ur gta name only and not have it affect other games but for console it would display it on every other game

[normal night]

You can never be too sure when it comes to mental illness

[hearty saffron]

I suppose you are right

[normal night]

yeah fair point I guess I meant consoles in particular

[terse pine]

could be a separate account btw

[stiff granite]

i hardly ever run into those names tho most of the time it’s some shit like || ****** ||

nvm

shitty discord commands

[terse pine]

i was joyous to see a secret message and it was stars.

[signal whale]

no

[normal night]

IIIIIIIIII names

[hearty saffron]

I am sure you are right, I just would like to think that people like that live and breath said game

[signal whale]

what are their names

[stiff granite]

kinda

[terse pine]

I HATE BARCODE PEOPLE SO MUCH

[terse pine]

how don’t you know

[stiff granite]

it’s like II “whatever” II

can’t think of any rn

[normal night]

Thank you for the responses. I'm done taking a dump at work so my break is over

[stiff granite]

or wannabe barcodes with IIIIIIIv and shit

[signal whale]

because idk them

[terse pine]

sophie and aishah

[gloomy hatch]

[stiff granite]

why u asking thought u were locked in

[clever heron]

Ok so in chillad moumtain the same cougar bit me bro he spawn trapped me

[signal whale]

i am bro

[terse pine]

good

i hope it gets you again

[clever heron]

But after that I had enough so I shot him

[terse pine]

on your tailbone

[terse pine]

QHAT

[stiff granite]

i tried to tase one but it didn’t work smh

rockstar actually prevents animal cruelty

other than shooting them

[terse pine]

should’ve tased you back

[stiff granite]

and kicking them

[terse pine]

can you beat it with a shocker

[stiff granite]

maybe

[terse pine]

try

or else

[stiff granite]

but i think it would just kill it

[signal whale]

@stiff granite im fr

[clever heron]

@stiff granite tase makki

[terse pine]

WHAT

[stiff granite]

i honestly don’t care 😭

[terse pine]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

[worldly turret]

I wish I could pin websites on my phone ingame

[stiff granite]

if i was on ps i would

i tase que all the time

[worldly turret]

I would pin the maze bank app so fast

[terse pine]

well que deserves it

[stiff granite]

i’m his arch enemy

[terse pine]

how many kills

[stiff granite]

i farmed headshot kills off him

[signal whale]

locked tf in

[terse pine]

method for what

[clever heron]

Makki I hope you find a random player nice enough to give you 70% in act 3

[stiff granite]

he’s got that 10k sex act method

[terse pine]

i found a random player nice enough to give me 85% in cap

cayo

[clever heron]

Forgit to at him

[terse pine]

insanity

[clever heron]

Wait how high can it go

[stiff granite]

this guys message is hidden for likely spam 💀

just ban him atp

[clever heron]

Why

[stiff granite]

dead giveaway

[terse pine]

1000% i think

but that’s with being a bad evil guy

[clever heron]

So i saw this lady gta player pretty sure it was a guy but dude had like modded hair

[terse pine]

lady gta player?😭

[stiff granite]

make sure you text him and call him a virtual transgender

[clever heron]

Yes

[stiff granite]

that always seems to piss them off

[clever heron]

N it had a beard

[stiff granite]

ew

[terse pine]

wait

female gta can have beard?

[clever heron]

Maybe nodded haurstyle

[terse pine]

i want a beard

[clever heron]

Maybe mods

[stiff granite]

idk how they’d mod on ps5 tbh

[terse pine]

i don’t want to mod i’m a good kindhearted civilian with no evil spirits

[stiff granite]

i think ps4 has modders cuz jailbreaks but i don’t even think a ps5 can get a jailbreak

[terse pine]

the secrets

[clever heron]

Maybe is a ps4 version

[terse pine]

you’re a modder i know it

[clever heron]

It can be played on ps5

[stiff granite]

well yeah but are you on legacy

if ur not a legacy player can’t be in ur lobby

[terse pine]

hey bffs

[manic aspen]

What the fuck is blessing my ears in my mansion bro

[stiff granite]

i put it on

[clever heron]

Who doing live strean

[terse pine]

me

[clever heron]

@terse pine which channel

[terse pine]

free roam 4

[clever heron]

Bro I better put headphones on

Cuz yesterday at 1 am i wasn't expecting deep voices i tried to exit

[stiff granite]

bro was expecting little squeaker minors and got hit with grown men

[keen bronze]

hi guys

[stiff granite]

crazy

[terse pine]

twin how are you scared of deep voices in a gta server

it’s full of old men

[clever heron]

Yea all you hear was deep voices

[terse pine]

hi nanda

[keen bronze]

pack interesting profile picture

[keen bronze]

hi makikikikikiki

[terse pine]

he took the pic!

[keen bronze]

that's soo cool!

[zinc glen]

couldn't hear the audio of my sony headphones 😭 until I realized it was connected to my 2025 Hellcat (starting MSRP $115K) so I walked across my 46,853sq ft mansion & went outside to turn it off. silly muscular 6'4" me

[prime iron]

You don’t like chicks?

[keen bronze]

pack link me up w them

[keen bronze]

i do gng

[stiff granite]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @stiff granite

[keen bronze]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @keen bronze

[clever heron]

Dayum you live in mansion

[keen bronze]

i know right, so irritating

[terse pine]

patchy free roam 4

[stiff granite]

patchy is the name of a dinosaur

[clever heron]

Hope the cougar comes after you

[terse pine]

send me it

[stiff granite]

it’s ugly as hell

[terse pine]

what?

[stiff granite]

Pachycephalosaurus

[clever heron]

And gives you a money drop

Jk

[terse pine]

what even is that

[clever heron]

I like this im change my name

[stiff granite]

i hope a cougar comes after me

[terse pine]

that’s insane btw

[stiff granite]

you wanna be that ugly ass thing go ahead

[prime iron]

Idk I don’t like old chicks as much thats just my opinion

[stiff granite]

not old

[keen bronze]

couldnt hear the sound from my horizon lights once, then i realised it was connected to the tv console of my global 8000 that was near my private airport terminal, had to call my private pilot to go disable bluetooth mayn, silly me

[unborn bridge]

[prime iron]

A cougar is an old woman…

[clever heron]

Hey

[prime iron]

[keen bronze]

you dont like chickens basically?

[stiff granite]

a cougar is a female who’s attracted to younger men not necessarily an old woman

[clever heron]

Thanks pack i like this

[prime iron]

Yeah not old ones I prefer them cooked

[keen bronze]

uhhh

[terse pine]

i hate it

[prime iron]

Same difference

[stiff granite]

search up what they look like

[terse pine]

o did it’s disgusting

[clever heron]

Makki you should put makki president

[stiff granite]

khaki

[signal whale]

no thats me

[terse pine]

oh hey makki

[clever heron]

He could be vice

[stiff granite]

bring the old pfp back makki

[terse pine]

tell me in community

idk what ur talking about

[stiff granite]

you know exactly what i’m talking abt

[halcyon prawn]

Got 4.8 million that tongva mansion is calling my name

[stiff granite]

💀

tongvas the worst one tbh

[terse pine]

twin you’re so close!

[stiff granite]

get richman

[terse pine]

about $2 away

[signal whale]

?

[halcyon prawn]

Best view and its in the quietest area

[terse pine]

its so ugly tho

[clever heron]

Hey

[terse pine]

hi

[stiff granite]

it’s not the best view at all

[halcyon prawn]

No its not lol it actually looks like a la mansion on the side of a cliff lmao

[clever heron]

Makki

[terse pine]

which is ugly

[terse pine]

what

[halcyon prawn]

[halcyon prawn]

If it was so ugly rich celebrities wouldnt be living in them

[stiff granite]

ur only saying it has the best view because that’s the only view you can afford

[terse pine]

have you seen camilla araujos modeling outfits? they don’t care what’s ugly

as long as it’s expensive

tongva is ugly

[halcyon prawn]

And tongva close to my mc business and bunker and kotsaka n soon my yacht lol

[clever heron]

Giuys

Im watching barny

[terse pine]

weirdo

[stiff granite]

kosatka doesn’t matter tbh since it can be spawned on land now

deadass can spawn it anywhere in the city

[halcyon prawn]

Land tf?

[terse pine]

wait yea wdym its close to kosatka😭

[stiff granite]

yes land

you can spawn the mf ontop of mazebank tower

literally anywhere

[clever heron]

Um if you have agejcy um you can um i think um idk

[stiff granite]

has nothing to do w the agency lol

[clever heron]

Can't you like go to the person to drive you

[maiden field]

Yo

[fresh magnet]

@maiden field, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[maiden field]

Guys

[halcyon prawn]

Hackers smh lol

[distant breach]

Hackers on console?!

[stiff granite]

what

[ionic nimbus]

rare but they do exist

very rare

[distant breach]

Broski how

[stiff granite]

how what

[halcyon prawn]

How tf yall spawning kotsakas on maze bank

[maiden field]

I don’t know

[clever heron]

Think I saw one

[distant breach]

How the fuck do you spawn a kosatka there

[clever heron]

A lady chacter with beard

[distant breach]

[maiden field]

Who ever wanna play with me on gta add me Xbox only camcam7770777641

[distant breach]

Get a role lmao

[fresh magnet]

@maiden field, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[maiden field]

So

Any

[fresh magnet]

@maiden field, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[maiden field]

Mf stop

[stiff granite]

get a role then it’s automatic cuz u don’t have any

get a role cameron

[terse pine]

cam the mannn

[stiff granite]

that’s my bosses name

[terse pine]

boss’

not bosses

[stiff granite]

i don’t care i dropped out

[terse pine]

duh

[stiff granite]

so i could go to college earlier haha u thought

[graceful forge]

Helpo

[terse pine]

i don’t wanna helpo

[distant breach]

Mann I have an economics test tomorrow and I'm so boredd

[graceful forge]

I play on PS5 and I am new please help

[terse pine]

yeah i have a gta test tomorrow

[fresh magnet]

@graceful forge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stiff granite

[distant breach]

How much have u played ?

[graceful forge]

5 minutes

[distant breach]

That doesn't make any sense

[stiff granite]

lmaoo

[stiff granite]

flight school

[distant breach]

What did you choose with the starting 4 mil?

[terse pine]

in blunt terms, i was saying shut up its gta

[trim axle]

These avenger missions are genuinely hard..

[terse pine]

how hard

[distant breach]

Are they fun?

[graceful forge]

Idk but can we hop in a call

[trim axle]

No!

[terse pine]

don’t yell

[distant breach]

Well I guess it depends on the guy playing it lol, another guy told me it's the best thing he's done in the game

[graceful forge]

I literally know nothing when it comes to GTAV

[trim axle]

The first one, I need to collect a vehicle from a container and if you do it solo, it is really hard..

[distant breach]

How exactly does one yell on discord 😭

[terse pine]

we understood that already

[stiff granite]

so what did you pick for career builder

[distant breach]

U should probably do story mode first, you'll thank me later

[terse pine]

don’t cry

[distant breach]

[terse pine]

ew why

[stiff granite]

i mean that’s kinda a waste of time now that gta has a whole tutorial on enhanced

[distant breach]

Story mode is so peak

[distant breach]

Anyone playing online without even touching story mode is diabolical

[terse pine]

story sucks

[graceful forge]

I know but I can't

[stiff granite]

makkis mad there’s no female characters in story mode

[terse pine]

i didn’t even know this

[stiff granite]

💀

[terse pine]

the only thing i did in story

was bank rob in the snow

idk if it was a bank actually

[stiff granite]

i have to do that shit everyday cuz i clear my cache often

[terse pine]

i hate it so much

[stiff granite]

it was a bank

[distant breach]

skill issue

[stiff granite]

ludendorff bank

[distant breach]

Story mode is still so goated to this day bro

[terse pine]

i hate that bank

[terse pine]

no

[distant breach]

What's so bad about story mode

[terse pine]

i don’t want to be a buff man

i also don’t like the way that man walks

[distant breach]

[terse pine]

and his outfit is ugly

also i don’t like that he talks

[distant breach]

[terse pine]

also i don’t like the old man in underwear

[distant breach]

Are you writing a fucking disstrack now 😭

[stiff granite]

tbf michael walks and runs like a fatass

[terse pine]

i also hate where i live

[terse pine]

no i just hate everything about story

[cold garden]

Dont your platform have to pay a monthly subscription to play it?

[terse pine]

i like the cats though

[stiff granite]

not story mode wtf

[distant breach]

Yep we gotta pay for ps plus to play ONLINE

[cold garden]

Ah classic Paystation

[distant breach]

I don't even think ps plus was a thing when gta 5 released

[terse pine]

not fortnite tho fortnite has my back gta doesn’t

[distant breach]

Xbox needs xbox live too

[distant breach]

That's an online game lmao

[terse pine]

i’m pretty sure gta charges me like a dollar extra for everything

[stiff granite]

it does but we get the game for free with gamepass

[terse pine]

onlineeee🎶

[distant breach]

[stiff granite]

i think yall still gotta pay for the game and pay for plus

[terse pine]

i thought i said something without realizing

[terse pine]

yes

[distant breach]

Just out of curiosity, what story games do you like lol

[terse pine]

none

[distant breach]

The game is on the pass

[terse pine]

i HATE story

[stiff granite]

makki say detroit become human

[distant breach]

Ok that makes sense

[terse pine]

detroit become human

[stiff granite]

peak

[distant breach]

That has to be top 5 games I've played ever

[stiff granite]

me too

[terse pine]

wait did i say something bad

[stiff granite]

def fav ps game

[terse pine]

oh it is a game

i am safe

[stiff granite]

it’s a good game

[distant breach]

I remember hating the kara sections so I let her get hit by a truck or something

[stiff granite]

u should play it

[distant breach]

But now looking back I enjoyed those sections

[stiff granite]

LOL

[terse pine]

wait go to community plz tell me what it si

is

[stiff granite]

i’ve done like 4 or 5 playthroughs to make sure i experienced all scenes

[distant breach]

I liked karas section the most ngl, it's pretty cool how an android becomes a mother to a child

The mansion mission was super creepy tho lol

[ionic nimbus]

psssst

[next roost]

all the channels are shown after mute

[terse pine]

this is hilarious

[ionic nimbus]

you guys should move to #community for DBH

the gtao channel stays strictly gtao oriented

[inland nimbus]

can anyone help me with bogdan glitch?

[spring lava]

Cayo perico replay opressor mark 2 amirite

Did i do it right

[next roost]

isn't there an other games channel

[clever heron]

Id love to

[inland nimbus]

i dmed you

[distant breach]

You forgot blowing up people

Bandonkadonkkkkkk fresh meatt

[ionic nimbus]

#other-games

[pine bridge]

Does anyone have Diamond open for me to hop in? I'm kinda broke right now and I can use the money

[stray pollen]

SAME^

[random silo]

hey come for pacific heist

[fresh magnet]

@pine bridge, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[fresh magnet]

@random silo, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[pine bridge]

Sup lester

[stray pollen]

can i come too or nah

[random silo]

id : RUDXXA

[stray pollen]

added

[pine bridge]

You got casino?

[stray pollen]

not set up

[pine bridge]

I need someone with casino

[next roost]

are you 2 even on the same platform

[fresh magnet]

@pine bridge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @near viper

[pine bridge]

ahh

[stray pollen]

im on pc

[pine bridge]

didn't see it

[random silo]

1 sec inviting you

[patent tusk]

you on legacy

[next roost]

there are 2 types of pc

[patent tusk]

hes on enhanced

and this dude playing on a fridge

[random silo]

enhanced or legacy?\

[stray pollen]

enhanced

wby

[near viper]

Then you should update your roles

[stray pollen]

shi how do i do that

[near viper]

id:customize

#assign-platform-here

[stray pollen]

preciate it

[near viper]

Mostly as it the LFG channels are dependant on the roles you have, so you wouldn't see the enhanced LFG without the role

[stray pollen]

@random silo yall in a call?

gotcha

[azure scarab]

I completed a challenge to destroy things and I got second place with over one million, when do receive the money ?

[signal whale]

criminal damage event?

[azure scarab]

Aha

[distant breach]

Bro 😭

[signal whale]

you get it right after it ends

[distant breach]

You get like 20k lol

[azure scarab]

weird

[signal whale]

yk how many mk1s we could buy if criminal damage paid 1m?

[distant breach]

God I wishhhhh

I love the event regardless lol

U can't get a wanted level too

[signal whale]

yeah its fun

if you destroy a lazer its 750k

[distant breach]

I learnt that blowing up cop cars and fire trucks are the way to go

[azure scarab]

danm lol the bloody things said i did over a mill i was expecting that pay out 😂😂

[signal whale]

that would be fire

[distant breach]

The economy would get fucked

[fallow hound]

I need someone to help with delivery of counterfeit money

[signal whale]

a mk1 would cost like 25 million

[distant breach]

A bunker would cost like 40ish

[signal whale]

lmao imagine how much a mansion would cost

[azure scarab]

🤑🤑🤑

[signal whale]

just buy it lmao i think its on sssa website

[distant breach]

A cute 400mil

[signal whale]

lmfao shit

[distant breach]

A deluxo costs a cool and friendly 100mil

[signal whale]

just imagine how much a uh

whats that gold jet called

[pliant spindle]

If teddy in front, you need modder

[signal whale]

mr raspberry jam, please say his name

[pliant spindle]

In the shop..the normal one

[signal whale]

thank you

[jovial fractal]

need someone for first dose 6 im a begginner tho!

[pliant spindle]

It had a nammeee???

[signal whale]

yeah

[pliant spindle]

A.k.a ezploiter ruin the game in gta but I think only pc

[jovial fractal]

LFG for first dose 6!

[pliant spindle]

#gta-vehicles

[frigid citrus]

Southern san Andrea's motors website i think, or whatever its called

[steep ivy]

Ktoś z Polski

[signal whale]

💀

[pliant spindle]

Name too long so I just call: Normal shop car and luxury shop car

[frigid citrus]

Yeah it is a bit of a mouthful lol

[signal whale]

yeah smh

thats why we say sssa but that also sounds insane

[pliant spindle]

I have gold fish brain and I cant remember the whole brand soo

Me: that? From normal car shop

[frigid citrus]

Lol fair

[signal whale]

some things in gta have such long names

[frigid citrus]

Im just getting back into the game after quite a few years away from it

Alot of new content lol

[signal whale]

when did you stop playing

[frigid citrus]

I like the new legal work and stuff

Like 2018

[signal whale]

what was the last big thing you remember before you stopped

[frigid citrus]

Made a new character but fkr some reason my level fron my old character carried over

[signal whale]

yeah thats normal

[frigid citrus]

But had to still start from zero money and stuff

[frigid citrus]

Ah I djnt know I think the businesses were new

Well they were for me at least

Like id play on amd off since launch

[signal whale]

oh you missed quite a bit lmao

[signal whale]

forklift operator is cool asf

[frigid citrus]

With a couple years between each period if you know what I mean

I like that one, and the blood delivery's and the cabs

The smoke on the water weed deliveries are cool too

I like the chill stuff

[signal whale]

yeah, tbh im just trying to get a bunch of achievements now

[frigid citrus]

Anyway im gonna have a nap, night night everyone 😴

[signal whale]

on god i should sleep too

[frigid citrus]

I havnt played for a few days

[signal whale]

its 1am

[frigid citrus]

I wanna but just meh

[stiff granite]

he hasn’t been active the whole time i don’t think

at least not in this channel

[signal whale]

nah im not actively in here the whole time

[sullen bolt]

gn groundpound and Lucy

[signal whale]

gn mmi philosopher tm hvo

[frigid citrus]

I read that wrong at first lol

[signal whale]

groundpound

[frigid citrus]

Goodnight

[signal whale]

me asf, pound all the grounds

[frigid citrus]

Ground all the £££

[signal whale]

on god bro

well usd for me but you get it

💔

[tiny rock]

Arena week when?

[signal whale]

never, arena sucks ngl

[unborn bridge]

I just want arena to be a thing so I can level it up for once lol

[signal whale]

i only went to do it for the pegasus taxi lmfaoo

[stiff granite]

and the arena wheel in the spectator box

[teal storm]

Are there any dutch people in Here, tired of talking all this english

[tiny rock]

Max Verstappen

[teal storm]

Yeahhhh foshooo🫣🤣

[stiff granite]

!rule 1

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@stiff granite

[teal storm]

Bro its just a question? Cant i Connect with my fellow dutch people nah? Im speaking english right? Eyy its all love

[stiff granite]

i was showing you the rule

idk why ur getting offended

[sullen bolt]

you both have your points tho, all good

[teal storm]

Thx for showing me the rules.. 🫡

[dapper sphinx]

You might be better off finding a Dutch GTA server

[sullen bolt]

he's just looking for his fellow country men that's all, no issues

[teal storm]

Nothing s wrong, its just im from Belgium. And there aren’t alot of dutch spoken servers…

[sullen bolt]

Stromae?

[teal storm]

Maybe, would love to hahaha

Eyy its all good bro, was just looking for people my side of the world that all

[sullen bolt]

anyways, back to gta

[reef zephyr]

[junior aspen]

what is your favorite heist approach across all heists - Original heist finales included

[teal storm]

😌

[junior aspen]

that heist has approaches can you tell me your favorite one

cool

are you talking about the high roller exit disguise?

[sullen bolt]

oh doomsday heist is fun, what makes you think it's a nightmare? Preps?

[signal whale]

on god, doomsday is fun

[next roost]

the randoms obviously

[sullen bolt]

go tf to sleep dude

[junior aspen]

i am pretty sure that exit disguise is not exclusive to young angestors and is available for the other big con approaches - can you state a different reasoning for liking that approach?

[signal whale]

i am

[sullen bolt]

you're astro projecting and typing rn? that's dopee

[junior aspen]

i guess the young angestors outfits get along well with the suits

[sullen bolt]

it's fun also because the finale is not too easy, it's just the right of amount of challenging factor

[junior aspen]

yea the gruppe sechs con is cool and all but it lacks brain activity until the escape

[stiff granite]

my last casino was gruppe sechs approach and firefighter exit

literally just walked in and walked out

boring asf

[junior aspen]

i also hate that we don't get suppressors for the big con almost like the game expects you to go loud after getting out of the vault weird

[junior aspen]

even then come on this is a stealth approach man

i think we have different definitions for the word "stealth"

[spare token]

Any ps5 players on here

[next roost]

don't the machine pistol or micro smg have suppressors?

[junior aspen]

nope not for the big con approach

[rigid pine]

nope, no guns in big con have suppressors

u have to melee the guards

[junior aspen]

when i say stealth i refer to not killing everybody on sight for the hell of it and nobody noticing anything wrong until way too late

[next roost]

that's like hidden in plain sight, not really stealth

[reef zephyr]

GTA SOLO OFFLINE

[junior aspen]

where can i input my credit card information

[reef zephyr]

Its solo levelling but cars

[rich sluice]

in my dms

[junior aspen]

i prefer not to

[rich sluice]

aw

[reef zephyr]

Doing my MC jobs like an idiot lalala

[pliant spindle]

You can try aggressor with no shipment and weak gun if you want some challenge

[junior aspen]

don't you get the ceramic pistols anyway?

[pliant spindle]

Or and no reinforcement body armor too

[pliant spindle]

They give different gun for loud

[junior aspen]

oh you mean the other approach

i thought you meant the big con

[pliant spindle]

Just did
Heavy MG without reinforcement vs full body armor duggan
Enter from main entrance

[pliant spindle]

It was fun and rapid fire a lot

[patent tusk]

rapid fire my beloved

[pliant spindle]

I think I should make loud casino and loud cayo

[junior aspen]

i never did proper loud cayo i only did the stealth approaches maybe i should try that

[rigid pine]

i like doomsday act3, a fun challenge, still need to do the doomsday cmms tho

and that will be way harder

[rich sluice]

the one where you get money at the end

[stiff granite]

airdrop and c4 the front door

[reef zephyr]

Im new...all i do is cluckin bell

[pliant spindle]

No no, enter from airport and fight your way in

[reef zephyr]

Mannnn i cant afford anything

[pliant spindle]

No destroy everything
Let them have armor and attack heli

[junior aspen]

thats my favorite stealth approach

[pliant spindle]

Switch that to loud

[junior aspen]

asking for a stash like a coward

[pliant spindle]

Man...I love how my SMG dump whole mag into duggan helmet and he just tank it all

It was hilarious

[junior aspen]

is armor really worth it if it prolongs the pain...?

the armor for the duggans

it only prolongs their life

which allows for more bullets

and more bullets equal more pain

[pliant spindle]

And they using special carbine + assault shotgun

[junior aspen]

for them i mean

[pliant spindle]

Thats where the fun begin if you feel stealth too easy

[junior aspen]

getting armor for your team and ignoring duggan shipments is a legitimate tactic pal

[exotic haven]

what does b2b mean

what does b2b mean

[pliant spindle]

Enter from airport ans fight the way in
Enemy still have armor and attack chopper

[junior aspen]

bumper to bumper possibly?

[pliant spindle]

!b2b

[fresh magnet]

B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.

Requested by: @pliant spindle

[exotic haven]

thank u

[pliant spindle]

It more like replay glitch

Idk im not do glitch

Money all legits

[merry prism]

Damn bro i had my gta in fidelity mode this whole time

Performance is so op

[pliant spindle]

Wont be suprise when level 50 already have 100mil

[junior aspen]

console players when the discover more frames feel smoother

[pliant spindle]

[junior aspen]

not very op but it feels better

[harsh mesa]

Im lvl 80 and can confirm i have 300mil overall spent

[pliant spindle]

Example

[harsh mesa]

Tho i started over

[pliant spindle]

So yea, not too suprise of GTA in 2026

[harsh mesa]

Im lvl 300 something on my main with legit money

Yeah u dont

Replay glitch money also doesnt count in ur overall income

Whats there to prove wrong

Its fax

Lmao

[junior aspen]

i spent 280MIL+ across my 284 ranks

[harsh mesa]

U have other missions for rp tho

[edgy dune]

Bro are u joking

[harsh mesa]

Rookie numbers

[merry prism]

I only had the game a month

[harsh mesa]

Not worth playing legit in this economy

Ofc

[edgy dune]

Bro how did u not know the ps5 has graphic settings for games lmao

[foggy trellis]

I'm rank 22 with 5 million I had 12 million when I was rank 20

[merry prism]

Ps5 is so hard to use bro

[edgy dune]

u new to ps5?

[merry prism]

Yes

[edgy dune]

No way

[merry prism]

The ps4 was so easy

[edgy dune]

its the same as the ps4

[foggy trellis]

Guys deluxo or vigilante I want safety and nature

[junior aspen]

they likely didn't know due to many games on consoles not offering that at least for the past gen

[edgy dune]

@covert radish What do you think about iron wood

[spring trail]

how to grind lvl100 faster?

[junior aspen]

a very short job

[harsh mesa]

Dispatch 6 afk rp

[spring trail]

doesnt work

[harsh mesa]

Also there are some jobs for quick rp

[harsh mesa]

What doesnt work

Train doesnt spawn?

[edgy dune]

I hated being forced to play as atreus so much

[foggy trellis]

Does deluxo have unlimited missiles

[spring trail]

car cathes fire

[harsh mesa]

Let it

[junior aspen]

none of the vehicles in online do

[harsh mesa]

It wont explode

[harsh mesa]

Toreador does

[spring trail]

but he jumps out

[harsh mesa]

Along with all combat helis and jets except b11

[spring trail]

when i get in

[harsh mesa]

U get in what

[spring trail]

van

[harsh mesa]

Why tf do u get in a van

[edgy dune]

Because he's retired

[harsh mesa]

Just block their way and go to the train

[spring trail]

i just need to kill driver and thats it?

[edgy dune]

it will feel like gta

[harsh mesa]

U dont even need to do that

Literally block their way with a heavy vehicle

[oblique citrus]

think that special cargo warehouse gives a lot of rp

[oblique citrus]

why would you even need lvl 100?

[harsh mesa]

Lsc mods ig

[foggy trellis]

Busy tell the best car in gta online

[oblique citrus]

Vigilante is the best for dr dre missions

[foggy trellis]

Best car man

[harsh mesa]

Panto

[foggy trellis]

I ahve very big budget

Kk lemme spam to buy them

[harsh mesa]

Get both then

[foggy trellis]

Panto has missiles?

[harsh mesa]

Yes

[foggy trellis]

Kk which site