gta-online

[ionic sapphire]

[terse pine]

hi

[icy oyster]

Alr 🤣

[ionic sapphire]

Howdy do

[icy oyster]

Wsp

[candid torrent]

Suh

[ionic sapphire]

Stanced Suh

Lester liked that ig

[sinful shadow]

how yall makin money?

[candid torrent]

Thank you

[ionic sapphire]

Robbing hookers

[icy oyster]

[safe thorn]

Check bio

[gleaming knot]

why is my kd 2.5

[candid torrent]

Flying cars

[bronze mortar]

Counterfeit Cash

[icy oyster]

Robbing Lester's files

[wary folio]

Fyi advertising is not allowed and I think that could be considered advertising

[gleaming knot]

asking this on pc is wild

[signal whale]

perchance

[ionic sapphire]

Stolen cc's

[signal whale]

??

[icy oyster]

Sweet

[bronze mortar]

I realised Everything is your Enemy on a MK1

[sour galleon]

what

[bronze mortar]

Even small light poles

[gleaming knot]

i leave mk1s alone

[icy oyster]

Advertising modded hesits and stuff aint allowed

[sinful shadow]

wym by that?

[bleak shuttle]

poles are the main enemy

[gleaming knot]

but being on roblox for 450 hours is

[bronze mortar]

Like getting clotheslined by an overhead Traffic Light Pole

[icy oyster]

I want my 10mil back from the mansion

[icy oyster]

[gleaming knot]

fucking hell i gotta study

[bronze mortar]

Sorry, No Refunds

[signal whale]

do you see that

[ionic sapphire]

Scramjet n mk1 have similar skill cielings

[icy oyster]

Fine Ill just buy another one then

[sour galleon]

yes

[bronze mortar]

Scramjet is a Pool Magnet

[ionic sapphire]

For sure its in the code

[safe owl]

how do i get a criminal matermind role

[terse pine]

modmail i think

[kindred folio]

Why?

[candid torrent]

Magic

[ionic sapphire]

You need like 17m for all the added shit tho 😭

[signal whale]

me too, thank you

[icy oyster]

Got the wrong one 💔

[icy oyster]

I left mine stock 🤣

[candid torrent]

Cayo takes too long bru

[ionic sapphire]

Crazy asf for that move

[fierce dagger]

i started over when the mansions dlc came out, so I could start from the ground up again, the last property I buy, will be the tongva estate

[bronze mortar]

Yep

[sour galleon]

yo too me three

[thin wolf]

3 vehicle bunker sell mission solo 🫡

(i had 3 minutes left out of 22)

[candid torrent]

In a public?

[kindred folio]

How did you get the wrong one?

[thin wolf]

yea

[signal whale]

4567

[candid torrent]

Nice one

[icy oyster]

I went with tongva estate and not vinewood

[thin wolf]

wasted a lot of time trying to kill a raiju with my raiju since i was worried he'd grief

mistakes were made but it went decent

[candid torrent]

Put it on marketplace and jus buy the vinewood one

[sleek arch]

Who can play gta with me? (Ps4)

[thin wolf]

should i buy the khanjali?

[candid torrent]

Do you really want one

[gilded yew]

why shouldn’t you buy one

[thin wolf]

i usually struggle against them so maybe its fun

[fresh magnet]

@sleek arch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @icy oyster

[candid torrent]

I'd say buy one

[icy oyster]

I should fr

[thin wolf]

yea imma buy it once i have abit more, got 5.8m rn but dont wanna be too broke

[candid torrent]

Calm

[near wyvern]

Bruh this game is so bad when all u can do is solo -_- I know it’s meant to be a friends game, habe fun together etc, but bruh some of us ain’t that lucky lol

[bronze mortar]

Casino Then: “Let’s Go Gambling”

Casino Now: “Let’s Spin The Lucky Wheel!”

[craggy marsh]

I’ll use the tunnel escape then

[spring lava]

Dont

No elite that way. Cant miss the extra 100k bro

[stiff granite]

duvan wipes his ass with 100k so it’s fine

[brave silo]

👀

[stiff granite]

does anybody here have the unicorn mask

[craggy marsh]

A barcode calling a fight boring

[wild badger]

[craggy marsh]

Maybe do something other than ewo and spam

[craggy marsh]

[craggy marsh]

I’m trying to help a level 12 so

He has to first not die in the casino and then successfully escape he will be lost

[clever heron]

Yes

[icy oyster]

No-no no I ain't going garbage trucks 😭

[nova tartan]

[hearty gate]

LFG : hi

[spring lava]

Yeah buddy ur not finishing that shit under 40 minutes

[craggy marsh]

[icy oyster]

Finally finished my first full couterfit sell

[rain vector]

act 3
3 times
dm or add psn: bpeters_

[fresh magnet]

@rain vector, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @icy oyster

[proud juniper]

Casino then : "Let's steal the vault!"
Casino now : "Let's steal the vault!"

[spring lava]

Like it was ever about the money

[signal whale]

does the weekly objective count if you do the stunt races solo

[stiff granite]

“can’t miss the extra 100k bro”

[spring lava]

What i actually meant by extra 100k was the feeling of achieving something important in a videogame

Its just slang

I speak street

[tall kraken]

im crine bruh'

[frozen bluff]

Anyone online in ps5?

[tall kraken]

no everyone got the ps6

[pliant kestrel]

Check in #ps5｜lfg-info for people to play with if you haven't done so already

[frozen bluff]

@pliant kestrel ty

[hollow nova]

I play on ps2

[stiff granite]

are you playing vice city

[jaunty torrent]

!b2b

[fresh magnet]

B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.

Requested by: @jaunty torrent

[lethal dust]

can i still do cayo replay glitch on the first finale ive done

got reset and am wondering

[jaunty torrent]

@thin patio

[thin patio]

o

[olive crow]

lowk what do i do in gta a modder joined a lobby i was in and kept spawning figureines and lvled me up and got me money but now after i upgraded my car and stuff i have no money whatsoever and dont have stuff to be able to do missions other than cluckin

[still ember]

Dosent that suck up the enjoyment of leveling up and getting stuff though?

[olive crow]

yes i told him to stop cos i js asked for 10k for a quick ammo refill and a mask and he kept going till i had like 400k and lvl 50 ( i was a low lvl poohead) so now idk what to do

[topaz berry]

Hi Is It Worth It To Join A Crew In GTA 5 Online?

I Recently Started Playing Last Month

[stiff granite]

400k and level 50 is nothing u still got a shit ton of grinding you can do

i’m level 211 and have 529m overall income and still have hella grinding left

[topaz berry]

Also what are the other things i can do to have fun in game
I have all businesses maxed out a fully upgraded mansion and penthouse and same cars and vehicles

how are players who are playing for so many years enjoy?

[olive crow]

yeah but ive still got low level missions and cant match the missions with the level idrk how to explain it

no missions that are availible for lvl 50s arent showing up for me

[stiff granite]

your level has nothing to do with the missions

the missions under jobs are ass you shouldn’t even be doing them

[olive crow]

idrk what to do then

[sour galleon]

damn boy 😂😂

[frail bobcat]

i love garbage truck mc sell missions!

[olive crow]

cos i never really got technical or wtv w gta i always used to just mess around and not do missions but now i wanna start grinding idk wut to do

[stiff granite]

look on yt

search up gta for noobs or some shit idk

[slow flame]

Yeah watch a beginner's guide, this channel also has good guides on heists and businesses https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/1344878308210507856

[vale wind]

tta online

[fresh magnet]

@rich sluice, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[halcyon prawn]

Wat yall think is the best car to invest in for the lunar races

[frail bobcat]

is anybody even playing those

i tried a couple times and couldnt find anybody

[ashen bridge]

Is it worth it to buy maze bank tower

[nocturne rain]

hi, i have a question, me and my brother need a stun gun but neither of us have a agency, could someone with an agency let us buy a stun gun?

[strong totem]

Doesn’t let you buy it from someone else’s gun van can have it sometimes tho

[halcyon prawn]

Just raced in a 16 player lobby lol got 5th

So yea

[paper fulcrum]

Hello

[nocturne rain]

ok ty

[halcyon prawn]

Wish I could upload how much i got paid for racing in a 2 player lobby for first lol 98k

[frail bobcat]

damn thats not bad

and gta+ is 6x still isnt it

[halcyon prawn]

55k for 5th in a 16 player lobby

Not bad

[halcyon prawn]

Yerp

[tall bridge]

I have a question i am playing on pc i own gta 5 but if i wanted to play on an other rockstar account do i need to buy gta again

[regal nymph]

Hello

[terse pine]

hi

[ashen bridge]

Is the maze bank tower worth it to buy?

[strong totem]

Yes

[lost cloak]

Anyone could help, im trying to jpin my soms lobby, but says unable to or server fully? Surely that has nothing to do with sharing the same internet

Sons*

[tall bridge]

How do modders sell accounts with no gta on it

[pliant kestrel]

Because the account they are doing stuff with requires you to also have whatever store account is linked to that, even if console, steam, epic, xbox, or so on

[obsidian jackal]

Whats up, big Wall

[craggy marsh]

GTA at 300 fps

[craggy marsh]

IMO no

[craggy marsh]

Pc over ps6

[rich sail]

I’m looking for 1 person to add me in rockstar so I can make the prison break heist, I just need one more person

Nick: DidiGamesPT214

[rapid hollow]

Ohhhh you gon get told off

[tall kraken]

enjoy the modders

[craggy marsh]

Vpn

[pliant kestrel]

try asking in #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg

[craggy marsh]

So you need a vpn and mod menu to play gta 5 enhanced

[rich sail]

I’ll try thx

[cunning surge]

Then he's gonna se he needs a spoofer too

[silver rock]

What’s the easiest way to make money?

[cunning surge]

Cluckin bell
Then cayo
Then get sparrow
Spam cayo

[craggy marsh]

Selling npc cars

[cunning surge]

Nah
It's griefing supplies and cargo

[silver rock]

Thank you

[cunning surge]

As soon as you get this starting cash get the nightclub

It pays for itself and all you gotta do is maintain popularity

[silver rock]

Yeah I’ve only just started playing the game again

I’ve got a nightclub, ceo business and motorcycle club just didn’t know the best way to get money quick

[jaunty torrent]

Not really worth it tbh

You pay about 100k to fill the bar and only get 40k profit back

[novel tulip]

Good evening

[craggy marsh]

Sell 20,000 npc cars for 100 mill only takes 360,000 hours

[naive bane]

was there a 2x on acid sell missions not too long ago

[rich sluice]

U don’t even need to pay bro 😭

[jaunty torrent]

You do

[craggy marsh]

If level 8000 is impossible then level 1000 is the ultimate goal?

[jaunty torrent]

To hire djs

[rich sluice]

Albert and Einstein

[rich sluice]

U don’t gotta hire djs

[jaunty torrent]

Who is really doing the popularity missions 🙏

[rich sluice]

Just do the popularity missions

[tall bridge]

Best money method solo and without glitches?

[rich sluice]

Cayo and agency

Then something else

[fast reef]

I just eject troublemakers or drive a VIP for 1-2 min

[naive bane]

agency heist or

[strange ingot]

Can someone help me with the mansion dupe? I have no friends to help lol

[strong totem]

Level 1000 is the last level that actually gives you a reward so sure

[rich sluice]

The vip contract

[pliant kestrel]

try asking in #ps5｜other-lfg / #ps5｜vehicles-lfg

[craggy marsh]

What reward

[terse pine]

@signal whale 😭

[rich sluice]

[tall bridge]

Cayo got nerfed so bad

[strong totem]

Mansion trophy for level 1000

[signal whale]

fuck man lock in 😕

[rich sluice]

So true lol

[strange ingot]

I did and my post got taken down and I got a message for wrong group

[rich sluice]

Use to pay like 900k for the tequila alone

I miss Cayo pre nerf

[tall bridge]

Now its 623k

[pliant kestrel]

Keep it short and sweet then, like in vehicles for instance, "Need help with dupe" should be more than enough

[strange ingot]

Thanks bro

[obsidian jackal]

Cool pfp

[inland lily]

Bro. No shot people actually buy shark cards at these prices right?

[glacial slate]

We do

[inland lily]

Cap.

[deft knoll]

Lmao

[terse pine]

ty

[glacial slate]

You are an outsider

[deft knoll]

Just make money in the game

[pliant kestrel]

Nobody does, people say they do as a troll which is pretty common

[obsidian jackal]

You an outsider

[terse pine]

stay golden ponyboy

[naive bane]

lmao why can the bf400 have a missile jammer

[glacial slate]

Wow wall

[rich sluice]

🥀 🥀

[inland lily]

What's Rockstar even thinking? Lol $100 for 10M?

[glacial slate]

Who are you

[terse pine]

yes

[rich sluice]

That was a lot back then but not anymore

[terse pine]

what

[obsidian jackal]

This cat triggers me

[terse pine]

[inland lily]

Dayquan, that's what I'm sayin. How bout make shit SOMEWHAT reasonable for the final year of the game?

[obsidian jackal]

Remembers me im a deadbeat dad and i have to pay child support

[terse pine]

queen

we’re talking about buying money in a game where you get money for killing a random fat guy walking

it is so easy to get money prices do not need to be lowered

[rich sluice]

nah fax tho but yk how rockstar is they not finna do that cuz

[terse pine]

you can do it queen!

[inland lily]

Who's this zesty mf callin people queens with a cat as his profile pic? Lol

[terse pine]

yeah his

whos he

[obsidian jackal]

I am a man

[terse pine]

thank you for the update

[rich sluice]

yea I’m ngl calling ppl queen all the time is pretty zesty

[terse pine]

i am a girl

[obsidian jackal]

Dayquan u zesty

[obsidian jackal]

So what?

[inland lily]

Nah makki a dude

[rich sluice]

Nah u not bouta do that

[obsidian jackal]

Im messing with u

[rich sluice]

I thought u was a brother man

[hollow nova]

Makka pakka

[obsidian jackal]

[terse pine]

cold water

[terse pine]

what’s ur lvl in gta

[hollow nova]

bro I had a warm bath today

[obsidian jackal]

Why people always intrested in wtb makki doing

[hollow nova]

errrr I’d rather not say

[terse pine]

nobody even asked what i’m doing😭

[terse pine]

is it below 3

[hollow nova]

Luckily no

[cunning surge]

Bruh what's wrong with that

[terse pine]

is it above 7

[naive bane]

for a while

[obsidian jackal]

Im saying what u said yesterday im messing w u

[hollow nova]

Yeah

[terse pine]

omg

[naive bane]

uhuh
mhm
yeah
alright

[terse pine]

so it’s not 6

and it’s not 7

[rich sluice]

Rank on gta don’t even mean shit nomo

[terse pine]

are you level 83

[hollow nova]

possibly

[rich sluice]

once ur past lvl 120

[terse pine]

yes sing it for us!🎶

[terse pine]

omg!

[cunning surge]

Yeah

You have everything you need in game

[rich sluice]

All the unlocks yea, now it’s all about the $$ from here

[terse pine]

isnt max hp at like 200 or smth

[rich sluice]

Max is 8000

[terse pine]

lvl yea

[rich sluice]

Where’d u get 200 from

[hollow nova]

Idk how people be getting level 400 legit bro

[strong totem]

yeah you still get health stat till 200 and certain unlocks still happen till 1000

[rich sluice]

Have u not seen players over that level before?

[pliant kestrel]

slightly higher regen but yea

[terse pine]

somebody said it like 3 weeks ago

[terse pine]

@signal whale is at like 502-503

[hollow nova]

Yea

[signal whale]

im at 504 rn

[terse pine]

i was almost right

[strong totem]

people are like 2000-2500 legit

[terse pine]

don’t correct me

[hollow nova]

these people either ancient artifacts or no life’s

[obsidian jackal]

Legit

[rich sluice]

I’m like 500 on series x but that’s cuz I been playing since xbox 360 days 🥀

[obsidian jackal]

That cat always gers me

[terse pine]

don’t let it ger you

[strong totem]

i took a 2 year break from console and im still 1000 dont have to super no life to get it

[hollow nova]

So ur ancient then

[rich sluice]

That professional dude from YouTube is like lvl 1k ain’t he

[terse pine]

me? yea

[hollow nova]

are u a male

[strong totem]

1400 or something but people are still higher than that

[terse pine]

yes

[obsidian jackal]

Me? Yea

[rich sluice]

ur not him gang

[terse pine]

wait a second

[obsidian jackal]

Yea i like femboys tho

[hollow nova]

how is 2 people this one guy bro

[proper cloak]

Question was the toreador windows bulletproof at some point because I just got it again on my PC and it’s no longer bulletproof, but I swear when I used to play on Xbox, the windows were bulletproof

[hollow nova]

TS don’t make sense

[terse pine]

then explain why i have 23 niobes

[hollow nova]

Valid

[terse pine]

i said it first

[strong totem]

never had bp windows

[rich sluice]

Yea that’s crazy cuz I’m only nearly 600 and I been on since 2013

[obsidian jackal]

I drive a pretty chill sentinel GTS

[magic talon]

We need to execute ALL low levels

[hollow nova]

Can’t claim people brotato

[terse pine]

what

[rich sluice]

U not him gang 💔 🥀

[hollow nova]

Everyone’s him now gng

[proper cloak]

Then I’m going insane because I swear it did because I remember I used to use it always for missions

[hollow nova]

Yo ahh js claiming this professional level 1k or sum bro

[terse pine]

is gta rp actually fun

[hollow nova]

Dunno don’t play it

[terse pine]

no i’m claiming i’m him

[rich sluice]

What are u doing with 23 niobes? I mean i love that car it’s actually my mansion podium but 23 is crazy

[hollow nova]

Same thing

[terse pine]

driving them

[hollow nova]

Getting one for every day of the month bro

[terse pine]

counting is hard, it’s okay

[hollow nova]

It is

[strong totem]

most missions dont even let you use it

[rich sluice]

u don’t need 23 of em 😂that’s like the equivalent of those folks who had garages full of deluxos 😭

[hollow nova]

Makka pakka does

[rich sluice]

Crazy work

[terse pine]

yes i do

[cunning surge]

It got removed from missions not too long after it was debuted

[terse pine]

how to the how

[naive bane]

the what now boy

[rich sluice]

Do we need those

[hollow nova]

Makka pakka

F1s lowkey bare overrated bro ✌🏿✌🏾✌️✌🏽✌🏼✌🏻

[rich sluice]

Aye im ngl it’s that hellcat I really love. The STX

[strong totem]

cant buy weaponized vehicles from the car meet

[obsidian jackal]

Dayquan lowkey ur goated

[clever heron]

Anyone help me with tuners vision

3 times keep dying

[terse pine]

oh ty

[rich sluice]

💯 💯

[clever heron]

I tried to but the damn terminal closed off

[hollow nova]

Hi dayquan 👋👋

[naive bane]

im gonna make you fuck a cabbage buddy

[clever heron]

Then I tried going round it jus takes you to the where the train is

[hollow nova]

Pardon?

[terse pine]

@signal whale

[clever heron]

@hollow nova can you hlp me with knoway tunnel vision

These npc are annoying

[hollow nova]

Which

on knoway heist?

[bright ocean]

[clever heron]

Should I bring opprser in tunnel before they close terminal 1

[rich sluice]

I wish rockstar fixed their rapid fire AI bug

[clever heron]

Yes

[proper cloak]

I mean like for the agency contracts

[bright ocean]

Bugs are fun

[hollow nova]

It’s lowkey 1am

[clever heron]

Fawk

[hollow nova]

Lemme hop on

[blazing atlas]

is there any gliches out there?

[rich sluice]

The fun ones are. Not the annoying ones

[hollow nova]

do u have me added

[clever heron]

No

[hollow nova]

Add me

[clever heron]

Ok some random joined

Wtf he lft

[hollow nova]

Add me

imma lowkey play with my controller upside down

[terse pine]

is your brain upside down too

[hollow nova]

no I’m just too lazy to turn it around

[unique lagoon]

stop distracting danish

[terse pine]

i’m not even talking to him

[unique lagoon]

grrr

[terse pine]

this is ragebait

[hollow nova]

it’s 1am bro

[terse pine]

ITS A MOVEMENT OF YOUR HAND

[clever heron]

Im im traon

[hollow nova]

Yea but unnecessary

[unique lagoon]

what’s going on

[clever heron]

Doing mission

[terse pine]

she’s playing with an upside down controller

that’s hell on purpose

[clever heron]

Makki

[terse pine]

what

[clever heron]

How you doing sweeti

I was busy

[terse pine]

my cue to leave

[hollow nova]

Nah get back here

[clever heron]

@terse pine sweeti

[unique lagoon]

thats awesome wtf

[terse pine]

😭 no

[clever heron]

Fuk the train us here maki

[unique lagoon]

show me @hollow nova

[clever heron]

I gotta get the brefcase

[terse pine]

i don’t even have all the controls on my controller memorized right side up

[hollow nova]

Show you what

[unique lagoon]

the upside down controller

[hollow nova]

Then how do you play

[terse pine]

i just hope the button is right

[hollow nova]

It’s upside down

[hollow nova]

✌🏿✌🏾✌🏻✌🏼✌🏽✌️

[unique lagoon]

ohh ok nice bro i wanna learn that aswell

i know how to play w 1 hand just not upside down

[hollow nova]

Just remember controls

[terse pine]

why would you fo that

[hollow nova]

It’s fun

[pliant kestrel]

anything but playing normally

[terse pine]

does that not make your hand uncomfortable

[hollow nova]

no

[terse pine]

[naive bane]

you heard me

[unique lagoon]

nah its quite comfortable actually

[terse pine]

yes it does

[hollow nova]

I read it actually

[unique lagoon]

well when im driving i can doomsxroll on tiktok

[hollow nova]

How do u know

[terse pine]

turn auto scroll on

[unique lagoon]

no what if i dont like the tiktok

[terse pine]

i’ve tried it

it hurts my thumb

[terse pine]

use your chin

[hollow nova]

It’s ps4 controllers

They Suck

[unique lagoon]

i usually do it when im selling cargo, i watched atleast 500 tiktoks just now selling danish’s supplies

[terse pine]

no it’s the stretching my finger too far

[hollow nova]

Get finger extending surgery

[terse pine]

i do not want my finger to be the length of my controller so i can play gta with one hand

[hollow nova]

Why not

[unique lagoon]

why not

[terse pine]

why yes

[rapid hollow]

Mate you lot in here talk some amount of shite btw

[hollow nova]

Ur called Liam btw

[terse pine]

dwbi man

[hollow nova]

Feel bad for you

[unique lagoon]

alright liam

[terse pine]

i don’t think he knew that

[clever heron]

I did it

[hollow nova]

Why my friend messaging me at 1:12am

[bright ocean]

How can I make 1B$ in gta within 5 minutes

[terse pine]

she wants to play grand theft auto 5 online with y oh

[haughty dove]

Shark cards

[hollow nova]

no it was some stupid Facebook thing about 67 (we in college btw)

[unique lagoon]

HAHAH 67

[hollow nova]

🙏🏻🙏🏻😔

[terse pine]

would’ve been funny if somebody else said it

[terse pine]

buy 12

[unique lagoon]

go feed yourself

[terse pine]

wait don’t answer that

[unique lagoon]

lol doesnt take much to know

[terse pine]

!gta

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[hollow nova]

Why don’t you get a ps5

[unique lagoon]

shes broke

[hollow nova]

Shut up you melt

[terse pine]

no

[unique lagoon]

oooo clock that teaaaa

[terse pine]

i haven’t bought it yet cause idk if i wanna buy a pc setup or ps5

[hollow nova]

You been grinding bloxfruits recently?

[hollow nova]

Ps5

[terse pine]

hold on

only reason i’d buy a ps5 is for gta6

[unique lagoon]

nah not really i do miss the grind tho but all the new stuff is flashy

[terse pine]

but i’m not gonna play story

[hollow nova]

Real ✌️✌🏽✌🏽✌🏿

[terse pine]

only gta6o which i heard comes out with pc

so idrk

[hollow nova]

Get both

[unique lagoon]

pc port comes out 1-2 years later, online a month or 2 after story

[terse pine]

at some point but i’m not buying all that at once

[terse pine]

i was told online is out with pc?

and pc like what 18 months after release?

idk fs

[clever heron]

Hi

@terse pine get online

I need help

[terse pine]

no

[hollow nova]

WHO is playing story mode for that long

[terse pine]

for pc

oh right

yeah i’m not playing story at all

unless i need to for online

[thin sequoia]

Yo

[unique lagoon]

youve clearly never played red dead

[terse pine]

yoooo yo

[stiff granite]

rs

[hollow nova]

No

[unique lagoon]

if we follow gta 5 logic, online comes out 2-4 weeks after story, and pc comes out 18 months after story

[unique lagoon]

get to playing bro

[terse pine]

i will do my research

[hollow nova]

Can’t

[terse pine]

but tbh i prefer pc over console

[unique lagoon]

why not

[hollow nova]

Pet slug doesn’t like it

[unique lagoon]

ohh ok relatable af

[unique lagoon]

depends on the game

and your friends

[terse pine]

idk, i’ve always preferred pc

i think i’d like gta on pc more than console as well

[stiff granite]

mkna the computer nerd

[terse pine]

i’ve tried it once on pc and i liked it

[unique lagoon]

mkna

[terse pine]

no

WAIT NO

[stiff granite]

yeah

lester built ass

[terse pine]

i don’t know much about computers

[stiff granite]

don’t lie to us

[unique lagoon]

i dont like pc gta tbh, besides the nice fps u get theres not much difference. all my friends are on console anyway

[terse pine]

i don’t😭

[hollow nova]

[stiff granite]

pc is better for other games tbh

gta is ass on pc

[cunning surge]

Yup

[hollow nova]

Can’t rlly play public

[terse pine]

fr? i played on pc once a few years ago but that’s it

[stiff granite]

you’re forced into free aim lobbys unless ur using a controller, you got modders, flying jets is ass

the only thing good about pc is you can tab out of the game to delete it

[valid radish]

Did they fucking get rid of deadline again?

[terse pine]

but the screenshots

[stiff granite]

you can screenshot on console

[terse pine]

you can get your screenshots easier

[terse pine]

ik but you have to send it somewhere to get it on your phone

[unique lagoon]

fivem is dead, modding is boring. we’re talking about vanilla u shitface

[stiff granite]

if your screenshot doesn’t save in photos where are you gonna look to get it

[twin sigil]

Criminal mastermind anyone

[terse pine]

what

if you screenshot on pc it saves

[stiff granite]

you gotta go all into %appdata% and all types of shit to find it that is not considered easier

[stiff granite]

it doesn’t always save i. the same folder

i played on pc for 8 years just didn’t play gta on it

[hollow nova]

This man waffling bout sum roleplay ahh

[terse pine]

i have never had this issue😭 😭

[unique lagoon]

lmfao mums

[stiff granite]

you played on pc once

[terse pine]

i mean in general

i played gta on pc once

[unique lagoon]

our little comedian right here

[stiff granite]

should i buy gta+

[hollow nova]

Got me running laps

[terse pine]

yes

[stiff granite]

nobody in questions is answering me

[terse pine]

yes

[hollow nova]

Yes

[terse pine]

it’s cheap and useful

[valid radish]

Yeah deadline is gone again. Fuck you rockstar

[stiff granite]

doesn’t it have more chameleon paints

i don’t even want it for money

idc abt money im at 200m

[terse pine]

i’m saying

the pass is cheap

[hollow nova]

What are u saying

[terse pine]

watch your mouth pal

[stiff granite]

and it comes with all the old gtas and rockstar games aswell

[terse pine]

okay so what’s the cons then

cause all i see are pros

[unique lagoon]

YES

[stiff granite]

idk that’s why i’m asking

[terse pine]

like me

[stiff granite]

you’re a con

[hollow nova]

💀💀💀💀

[unique lagoon]

knees red from slapping

[terse pine]

there’s no cons unless you have less than $15 in your bank account

[hollow nova]

Artist

[stiff granite]

i’ve got $13 on cashapp

[terse pine]

wow! you’re rich

[swift vault]

yo igl im 95% away from platinuming gta i need some help with these fuck ass online trophies

[hollow nova]

Baller

[stiff granite]

yeah my bank acc broke tho only 7 bands 🫩

[terse pine]

actually you can afford it it’ was 13.99 cad for me so it’ll probably be 11 dollars for you

[stiff granite]

it’s $7

[terse pine]

WHAT

[pliant kestrel]

I have 7 dollar

[hollow nova]

Makka pakka got robbed

💀💀💀💀

[stiff granite]

7.99

[terse pine]

stupid cad

[hollow nova]

I pay like 6.99

[stiff granite]

it would be the same price converted to usd im pretty sure

[terse pine]

yes

i would still enjoy it to be 7.99 CAD

[stiff granite]

yeah 7.99 cad to usd is 5.83

use a vpn

[terse pine]

that sounds like fraud

i don’t want to be arrested by gta💔

[hollow nova]

That’s naughty

[stiff granite]

7.99 usd is 10.94 cad so yall getting scammed

[terse pine]

omds

i hate everything

[hollow nova]

I’m not Canadian (thank god)

[unique lagoon]

thank god

[terse pine]

i’m not either

[stiff granite]

what’s ur currency

i’ll check rn

[unique lagoon]

gbp

[hollow nova]

Great British pounds

[halcyon bane]

Her currency is bean

[stiff granite]

twins

[terse pine]

no

[halcyon bane]

yes

[stiff granite]

it’s 5.94

this is all before tax

[unique lagoon]

im not from the uk i was telling u her currency

[terse pine]

yea no it’s like 13 something AFTER tax

[stiff granite]

oh

[unique lagoon]

lol makki pays in maple syrups

[wintry storm]

Me and my friend are looking for people to play with we play a couple of different games dm if interested but we play on pc, ps5 and oculus if you dont have two or more dont dm me must speak English and must have a mic

[stiff granite]

ye cad tax is higher than us tax

[hollow nova]

bro pays in chocolate buttons

[stiff granite]

us tax is 8% i think

[terse pine]

10.94x0.13= 1.422+10.94=12.36

I WAS STILL SCAMMED

[hollow nova]

💀💀

You forgot website loading fee tho

[stiff granite]

einstein over here

[stiff granite]

tf is that

[cunning surge]

eps****

[stiff granite]

lester’s not getting a cut this time

[hollow nova]

He’s a greedy tramp

[stiff granite]

it’s 8.65 after tax so if ur getting $3 in tax that’s insane

[hollow nova]

💀💀💀💀

[cunning surge]

He gets paid for spying on people and doing nothing

[terse pine]

yes tax is 13%

[stiff granite]

holy shit

move to thailand

[terse pine]

no

[hollow nova]

make ur own country

[cunning surge]

All he does is spread nasty rumours behind your back

[stiff granite]

texas is basically its own country

[terse pine]

niobeland

[terse pine]

yea i’d know i live there

[cunning surge]

Paragon r armoured land

[stiff granite]

no you don’t because i don’t see you anywhere

[spring ore]

Any news on when text chat is coming to Online Enhanced?

[hollow nova]

Never

[cunning surge]

2077

[spring ore]

source?

[terse pine]

duh i sit inside playing gta all day!

[hollow nova]

Me

[spring ore]

thats not really enough...

[hollow nova]

Twins

[hollow nova]

I’m a reliable source, ask anyone

[unique lagoon]

facts

[stiff granite]

so do me and que but we still see eachother

[terse pine]

cute couple🥰

[unique lagoon]

so do me and danish we’re such a cute couple

[stiff granite]

i could say the same for you and that pyro mf

[terse pine]

danish does not play gta all day

[terse pine]

no dark and i dont play that much

[unique lagoon]

yes he does

[spare beacon]

bunker or nigthclub what should i buy?

[terse pine]

no

[unique lagoon]

bunker

[stiff granite]

neither do me and que

we go fishing like men

[spare beacon]

why?

[terse pine]

one second go to community i have a quefiton

[unique lagoon]

nightclub only works if u have other businesses

[bright ocean]

Full bunker public sale = 1.5mil

[spare beacon]

how long does it take/?

[bright ocean]

Fill it up 5 times

[cold garden]

Nightclub still works only with the daily safe

[unique lagoon]

i think 5 fill ups, if u do it w mansion boost its only 3 hrs

[spare beacon]

so 5 hours?

[unique lagoon]

no 11.5 hours ish

[spare beacon]

whatt

imbuying the hangar lol

[bright ocean]

You need gta+

[unique lagoon]

thats even worse, cant do it passively

[bright ocean]

The hanger is great if you have gta+ to access the vinewood app

So you could resupply it regularly

[unique lagoon]

even then the profits arent that great

[woven steeple]

How to make a quick 90k

[unique lagoon]

autoshop customer cars

[hollow nova]

Become a thief

[bright ocean]

800k every once in a while is great

Not counting the public lobby bonus

[woven steeple]

How

[unique lagoon]

yeah but u also pay like 500k-1m

[spare beacon]

deliever newspapers 2 times easy 100k and only 5 mins or 10

[unique lagoon]

wym how

[clever heron]

This mission is gunna make me throw the tv into makki room

[woven steeple]

Where is it on the map

[spare beacon]

the blue paper logo

[clever heron]

These guards r annoying

Im bout to throw makki in the oceon

[spare beacon]

i earned 500k in 30 mins delievering newspapers

[clever heron]

R u serous that ant bad

[woven steeple]

What car

[hollow nova]

Do you need help

[clever heron]

I said do thar instead if stupid knoway guards keep shooting me using aim bot

Im tryna like get the trash n these editors maje me mad

[bright ocean]

Acid lab, cayo and the bunker are all you need for money as a beginner

[clever heron]

I used suppressr

I got mad I turned it off

[woven steeple]

What car?? @spare beacon

[signal whale]

@clever heron

[cunning surge]

Guys I hate guards in cayo perico so much I now cut them with machete, atleast the ones which I can without alerting.

[spare beacon]

its not a car its an odd job

its likke a normal job

[bright ocean]

You only need to kill 5

[rich sluice]

Can I use my own bike for newspaper runs?

[clever heron]

Im gunna drag makki to the top of the iaa building and make danish chokeslam him

[terse pine]

what

[cunning surge]

Bro I do cayo a lot of times, and I'm good at it, just got bored and randomly decided to slaughter the guards with machete for fun

[terse pine]

i’m a girl

[clever heron]

Sorry I didnt mean that

Maaki

[unique lagoon]

patchy moving dodgy

[hollow nova]

Femboy?

[clever heron]

Makki my sweeti

[naive bane]

lowk pimping out the bikes u can find on the street is fun

[clever heron]

Bro I like the tezerect

[cunning surge]

Same

Shi is beautiful

[clever heron]

Imagine they put toredar turbo on it

[naive bane]

Ruuuuufffffian jajajajaja

[cunning surge]

It was the fastest ev in it's time man

[clever heron]

N add deluxo wimgs

[hollow nova]

You can do 0 but it’s longer (the way I do it anyway)

[clever heron]

Then I could pick up makki n take her on a spin

[naive bane]

is crossplay a thing i forgot

[terse pine]

no

[naive bane]

d'oh

[terse pine]

doh

[spare beacon]

delievering newspapers in 40 minutes can make u 1 mil

[stiff granite]

she’s lying to you

[terse pine]

no i’d never

[stiff granite]

for no reason

[clever heron]

Man I should do this

[spare beacon]

yep

thats what i do if im broke

[naive bane]

Errrrr

[clever heron]

Oh

[spare beacon]

50k in 5 mins

[naive bane]

you xbox and ps people should totally add me then yall seem chill
YakieOG is my ign

[spare beacon]

or 3mins if youre fast

[clever heron]

I was doing onoway but trashcan one npc keep killing me

Should I jus rpg them all

[spare beacon]

knoways is shit

[clever heron]

But then I dint want ri blow up the blue bag

[spare beacon]

only pays you 350k

in my first time it paid me 1 million

but now only 350k

[terse pine]

@brave silo lock in pls

[stiff granite]

just put mansion boost on counterfeit cash that’s 1m an hour

[clever heron]

I did it on hard mode n those npc keep shooting me

Makki

[spare beacon]

mansion? the useless big shit with nothing to do?

[clever heron]

Can you come to my ceib

[spare beacon]

and just swim in the pool

[stiff granite]

cap it only pays 525k with the first time bonus

[terse pine]

you don’t live life to the fullest

[spare beacon]

i made 1 mil bro

[stiff granite]

production boost

[stiff granite]

you did not lmao

[spare beacon]

i got a bonus of 400k

[manic aspen]

What kind of Knoway u playing?

[spare beacon]

i got 600k as my prize and bonus is 400k

[clever heron]

@terse pine was your tiktok

[manic aspen]

Knoway pays 520k watafack

[rich sluice]

My overpriced teleport hub, love it

[hollow nova]

Knoway +

[terse pine]

no

[spare beacon]

i made 1 mil during knoways first release

i guess its a bonus cause i played it when it got released

[stiff granite]

ur lying it only pays 525k

[spare beacon]

600k plus 400k

i only got 600k at first then got 400k

its a bonus for those who played it early

[stiff granite]

Completing the KnoWay Out missions in GTA Online for the first time awards a $250,000 bonus.

from reddit

[naive bane]

is there any difference performance wise betweeen the bati 801 and 801rr

[terse pine]

don’t trust that place it’s scary

[clever heron]

@terse pine They Fuh yo shi up

[spare beacon]

i got 400k

600k plus 400k

[stiff granite]

nobody believes you

[clever heron]

well here's the thing though

[stiff granite]

so just give up lmao

[terse pine]

i do

[spare beacon]

alr then dont im not lying

[hollow nova]

brocheeto I’m js playing spiderman 2

[spare beacon]

i got 1mil bro on my mama

[stiff granite]

ur opinion doesn’t count you believe pigs can fly

[terse pine]

!gta

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[hollow nova]

Shut up you mango

[terse pine]

mo

[spare beacon]

i played it like in december and got 1 mil 600k plus 400k

[terse pine]

would’ve been funny is someone else said it

[pliant kestrel]

pigs can fly though

[clever heron]

"Hi tenant], thank you for reaching out about the [rent] role. It sounds like a great place for you in [gta]. I'm interested in talking to you available to talk on [022126/9:00am]. Best, [patch]." Free hawik comes with rebirished furnture @terse pine

[terse pine]

i support your disorder

[hollow nova]

Do you get extra time in exams?

[terse pine]

not that i know of

[clever heron]

Makki be quite

[craggy marsh]

Why can’t I snipe someone behind a casino fence

[stiff granite]

hawick scotland?

[terse pine]

it’s too thick

[stiff granite]

you can

[clever heron]

Makki

[stiff granite]

ur just missing

[signal whale]

hey dont say that

[craggy marsh]

😐

[stiff granite]

the green fence right?

[clever heron]

So is it true that the newspaper job is a 1m?

[hollow nova]

aight im watching a video on top 10 hardest gta missions and if doomsdays on it im gonna scream

[stiff granite]

doomsdays easy

[hollow nova]

Exactly

[terse pine]

take this back

[orchid belfry]

one of these gotta be def the rescue agent 14

[hollow nova]

The setup?

[stiff granite]

if you suck at doomsday you gotta be missing some fingers

[orchid belfry]

yea

[terse pine]

what

why

[hollow nova]

Legit easy as hell

[craggy marsh]

The race track fence is green?

[rigid thorn]

yoo whats the best way to make money rn

[stiff granite]

so the white one then?

[orchid belfry]

and doomsday scenario finale

[stiff granite]

that’s not a fence that’s just railing

[craggy marsh]

Idek

[stiff granite]

the fence around the track is green

[signal whale]

on god

[orchid belfry]

failed 5 times in a row

[craggy marsh]

I guess I’ll use marksman

[hollow nova]

On god (haven’t played since u carried me)

[clever heron]

To whom it may concern enclosed is a apology
Mr danish hope this letter reaches you and you are doing great.I am writing to express my apology regarding telling makki to close his mouth

[signal whale]

you interested in dcmm4? idk though up to you 😭

[orchid belfry]

if doomsday isn’t one of the hardest missions in gtao then idk what is

[signal whale]

😭

[terse pine]

still a girl btw

[hollow nova]

May I get that in english

[signal whale]

??

[stiff granite]

u just suck tbh

[clever heron]

I keep forgetting makki is female

[hollow nova]

My autocorrect tweakin

[orchid belfry]

[signal whale]

doomsday criminal mastermind 💔

[clever heron]

Ohhh makki

My sweeti

[hollow nova]

How much cold cash do I get from it

[orchid belfry]

like 4 mil

on top of what u get in act 3 finale

[hollow nova]

All acts?

[clever heron]

What if gta does next update with going door to door doing cold sales

[signal whale]

4 mil i think

[clever heron]

On a new i fruit 24

[orchid belfry]

all acts, in order, with the same team, without dying

[wise jasper]

Can someone help me do the prison break heist please ive been trying to do it for the past 2 weeks but all the randoms i get are garbage

[hollow nova]

;-;

[spare beacon]

doomsday is shit just spam cayo

[signal whale]

ive done dcmm 2 and about to finish 3

[hollow nova]

without dying ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼 (I fly into a wall a lot)

[wise jasper]

Dont got enough money

[signal whale]

not about the money though its the experience

[wise jasper]

For the sub that is

[spare beacon]

fuck u gon do with experience

[crimson karma]

Yall how do you do the flippin hell challenge

[signal whale]

enjoy it 😭

[hollow nova]

I need to do normal cmm (haven’t even finished apartment heists)

[orchid belfry]

go on a stunt race and do flips

[signal whale]

i need that one too, people keep fucking up

[crimson karma]

Some people tell me its barrel rolls, other say its a forward/backward flip

[orchid belfry]

it’s forward/backward flip

[hollow nova]

Bro doing the final humane labs setup with randoms is harder than doomsday setups

[orchid belfry]

not barrel rolls

[spare beacon]

cant enjoy it when you got 15k and want fast money so just spam cayo and make 1 mil in an hours

[orchid belfry]

maybe barrel rolls count too

[hollow nova]

Bro just doesn’t wanna play a game properly

[clever heron]

Throw them into the iaa building from 3200 feet from a helicopter then fir good measures tell danish to deliver a orbit cannon then tell makki to order puzza

[crimson karma]

its deadass so difficult because my cars turn so fucking slow

[signal whale]

do it with us then

[clever heron]

Yes

[hollow nova]

With who

[hollow nova]

Swear y needed help with knoway

[signal whale]

me and 2 friends, were all really good

[unique lagoon]

me danish and another guy

[clever heron]

I do but

[unique lagoon]

we’ve been doing doomsday cmm together

[terse pine]

i miss the guy that ran away

[signal whale]

see what im doing, tryna get a fourth guy for our future ventures

[clever heron]

Makki

[unique lagoon]

well, more like 4th girl

[clever heron]

Does it concern you

[signal whale]

he wasnt the best ngl

[hollow nova]

I’m a guy

[signal whale]

huh wdym

[unique lagoon]

moonpie is a girl

[stiff granite]

next weeks update 4x rp on gang attacks

[unique lagoon]

no

[hollow nova]

ok….

[signal whale]

no hes not

[unique lagoon]

cant wait🤗

[clever heron]

@unique lagoon no

[hollow nova]

My gender is being picked for me

I guess

[signal whale]

i played w moonpie before bro sounds like andrew tate 💔 (idk we didnt vc)

[clever heron]

Makki go on vc

[unique lagoon]

from now on, you listen to me

[hollow nova]

I’m pro aren’t I

[unique lagoon]

what level are u

[signal whale]

@terse pine 😭

[clever heron]

How do you sound makki

[terse pine]

why’d you ruin your own joke

[hollow nova]

A ripe 83

[signal whale]

i had to learn this the hard way @hollow nova

[clever heron]

Do you sound british

[unique lagoon]

ive got a vm of her saying a bad word

[terse pine]

yea

[terse pine]

WHAT WORD

[unique lagoon]

youre a maggot

[terse pine]

oh.

[clever heron]

Les hear it

[terse pine]

no

[unique lagoon]

no i respect his privacy

[terse pine]

gta guys

[clever heron]

Makki maggot

[hollow nova]

!gta

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Requested by: @hollow nova

[clever heron]

Makki big fat maggot

[hollow nova]

!!!

GTA chat guys

[clever heron]

Yes

[signal whale]

BROO

[clever heron]

Yes

[distant breach]

Wassup

[hollow nova]

Mk1 is ass

[terse pine]

mk2 better

[distant breach]

[hollow nova]

Fr

[distant breach]

Js say you can't glide it

[cunning surge]

Step outside and see the sun

[terse pine]

what

[clever heron]

You finding it offensive the fact you do makes me sad I apolgize

[cunning surge]

Mk1 goated

[terse pine]

i’m not inside the sun

[hollow nova]

Have you got Elon musks starlink WiFi

[distant breach]

Mah man

[stiff granite]

mk1 ass

[terse pine]

yes in gta

[clever heron]

Wait im coming to pick you in a tezerect

[distant breach]

Well that's literally your opinion and I can't change it

[terse pine]

correct opinion

[stiff granite]

half of the community’s opinion too btw

[hollow nova]

Fact

Mk1 is the most ass thing ever

[cunning surge]

Fck mk2

[clever heron]

well here's the thing though there finding it offensive

[distant breach]

Tf did the mk1 do to you guys 😭

[terse pine]

he can say same about mk1 then

[hollow nova]

“How can I be different today”

[terse pine]

à man with a mk1 let me on it and then blew me up

[cunning surge]

Bro I fucking hate mk2
I really fucking do

[cunning surge]

Pluh

[unique lagoon]

i hate when people msg me in the server and the second i dm them they stop responding

[hollow nova]

Forced hate

[stiff granite]

i can tell this mf cries when he gets griefed 💀

bro holding a grudge against mk2

[cunning surge]

Me ?
Ye I do
💔

[stiff granite]

i can tell

[terse pine]

does this give you flashbacks to that vr game @signal whale

[maiden vortex]

doing heist set ups need 2 pc enhanced edition will split profits evenly.

[fresh magnet]

@maiden vortex, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stiff granite

[clever heron]

@terse pine

Waa haddin

[signal whale]

what game

[terse pine]

ntm

[stiff granite]

does anybody else just ever hear random explosions on gta or is it js me

[terse pine]

punch punch