gta-online

[deft knoll]

Isn't there like multiple acid labs

[stiff granite]

i bet if it was a mod who pinged you you’d be acting completely different

[sour zenith]

No just one

[unique lagoon]

what

[coarse beacon]

because mods have a reason to ping me

[deft knoll]

Ah okay
Oh wait now that's the meth lab I'm thinking of

[coarse beacon]

you on the other hand are just a random person who chose to ping someone because they have a funny name

[unique lagoon]

loll silly goose

[sour zenith]

Just put the car on the street lil bro

[stiff granite]

im not even the person that originally pinged you

[coarse beacon]

you still participated in it

[stiff granite]

womp

[steel zealot]

is the mansion update leading too a final battle in gta online?

[dapper sphinx]

This is so overwhelmingly true

[stiff granite]

yes there’s gonna be a boss battle

[manic aspen]

Yea bro we go to MrFaber island to kill him

[sour zenith]

Person makes gimmicky discord account and acts surprised when people go along with said gimmick

[coarse beacon]

its not my whole account

its just this specific server

[gentle stream]

aren't you able to mute all pings for a server, even direct mentions?

[sour zenith]

So you created a gimmick for a specific discord server and are surprised when the people in said specific discord server go along with the gimmick

[stiff granite]

yep

[manic aspen]

Augury insurance better

[stiff granite]

you can even put your status to do not disturb to mute all pings

[gentle stream]

don't see what the issue is then

[stiff granite]

he just has a high ego i think

i mean half the time he’s in here just talking to himself so i don’t understand why he’s so mad over pings

[gentle stream]

just keep worrying about posting funny gta memes

[steel zealot]

do you think in the final battle of gta online lester will come out of retirement?

[unique lagoon]

so childish

[sour zenith]

MMI be ranting on discord but won’t return my Raiju

[coarse beacon]

no the final battle is franklin coming to defend his home

[unique lagoon]

most likely

[sour zenith]

He should be out of retirement as of now.

Unless he went back into retirement after Casino

I don’t fully remember

[manic aspen]

Hes in retirement cracking MsCheng bro

[steel zealot]

i think mr faber is the ultimate villain

[sour zenith]

Makes sense

[manic aspen]

he texted after u done ur first FIB File from Garment factory

[stiff granite]

ye he says he knew you’d be the one to buy it and some other shit

[steel zealot]

i think mr faber is the final boss

[sour zenith]

Most likely yeah

[manic aspen]

true he gonna flip the GTAV map and says Welcone to GTAVI: Vice City

Threating us is crazy cuz online character own an orbital cannon

[unique lagoon]

def

[steel zealot]

how do you think gta online will end?

[mighty isle]

server shutdown in the snow like old gen

[deft knoll]

Yep

[unique lagoon]

servers wont shut down lmfao

[stiff granite]

old gen ended because the consoles couldn’t keep up with the updates

[mighty isle]

they will eventually shudown

[tacit nest]

Current gen*

[stiff granite]

in like 6 years sure

[unique lagoon]

took them like 6 years to shut down ps3

[stiff granite]

wym current gen

[mighty isle]

you would be a hypocrite to think otherwise

[stiff granite]

i’m talking abt ps3 and 360

[tacit nest]

PS4 is current gen

[unique lagoon]

what😭

[tacit nest]

Oh

[stiff granite]

ps5 is current gen

[mighty isle]

my point is at some point it will have to shutdown

[tacit nest]

No ps4 is current

[unique lagoon]

ps4 been current gen for 13 years huh i wonder where the ps5 is

[tacit nest]

Next gen

[sour zenith]

PS4 came out over a decade ago that shit is not current gen

[stiff granite]

tell that to @kindred folio

[mighty isle]

and when they do its gonna be in the snow

[unique lagoon]

ps5 been next gen for 6 years now bro when does it become current

[tacit nest]

@kindred folio it’s current gen

[hoary raptor]

Hello, can anyone do back to back cayo glitch with me? I’m really good at it and I can complete heist within 10 mins. I’m currently level 5 because old account got hacked. Add me if you’re interested.

[dapper sphinx]

Are we back on this again

[manic aspen]

what PS4 was 10 years ago?

[tacit nest]

When I get a ps5 it becomes current gen

[manic aspen]

Holy shit

[unique lagoon]

why u got a ps5 role

[sour zenith]

Near 13

[stiff granite]

ur fault ur broke

[tacit nest]

Through mine at the wall while playing 2k, now I’m back on the ps4

[sour zenith]

Xbox One and PS4 came out at around the same time GTA Online dropped

[hoary raptor]

Hello, can anyone do back to back cayo glitch with me? I’m really good at it and I can complete heist within 10 mins. I’m currently level 5 because old account got hacked. Add me if you’re interested.

[tacit nest]

Yea so current gen

[unique lagoon]

what is wrong w u

[versed nebula]

No way a lil game makes u do smt like that

[stiff granite]

2k at that

[unique lagoon]

2k aswell lmfao

[tacit nest]

2k be some serious shi

[sour zenith]

Series S/X and PS5 are super current gen

[unique lagoon]

meh

[versed nebula]

Lmao

[stiff granite]

i bet you he dropped like $70 on his build too

[tacit nest]

Na I also had a zen and just did vc glitches

[stiff granite]

and you still got fucked up?

[inland lily]

Need someone for cayo. Got pink diamond and 2 gold. I run it alone very efficiently but don't know duo meta. Down for B2B also, but I need to be shown timing. DM me.

[sour zenith]

Zen on 2K is funny as hell

[unique lagoon]

zen on 2k is hilarious and u still got mad

[tacit nest]

Bruh the new cheaters are something else

[sour zenith]

Can’t ball in real life and can’t ball in a video game that shit is crazy

[unique lagoon]

😭😭😭😭

[stiff granite]

lmaoo

[unique lagoon]

u gotta be wide as shit

[tacit nest]

I ball

[tacit nest]

5’6 240

[inland lily]

Ain't none of you know ball. Stop the 🧢

[stiff granite]

with a hamper hoop?

[unique lagoon]

holy shit

[sour zenith]

5’6 240 is a fucking DIABOLICAL build

[tacit nest]

All lean muscle

[sour zenith]

Clash of Clans Barbarian type shit

[tacit nest]

Na

[unique lagoon]

is that 240 in stone

[stiff granite]

mini pekka

[tacit nest]

Yea I shoot up 12 grams of tren a day

[stiff granite]

built like mike tren but all fat

[sour zenith]

Jog for 30 seconds and pass out with that build

[tacit nest]

5 hours

[unique lagoon]

moving like floyymenor

[tacit nest]

So we all agree ps4 is current gen

?

[unique lagoon]

meh

[stiff granite]

got the IQ of a box of rocks

[unique knoll]

Ye

[sour zenith]

Might need to change your pfp to Toji

[unique lagoon]

who invited him

[tacit nest]

Na I passed ap calc pal

[unique knoll]

I’m undercover pc I’m on ps5 tho

[tacit nest]

Next gen*

[unique lagoon]

ps5 players claiming next gen to feel exclusive is something i never thought id see

thats like me in 2019 saying ps3 is current gen

[tacit nest]

It was

Casual

[unique knoll]

Why tf would u want to play the p ass 4 version off gta

[unique lagoon]

alright i get it now

[unique lagoon]

never ever say this again

[sour zenith]

Broke

[tacit nest]

Nothing wrong with a ps4

[stiff granite]

p ass 4 😭

[unique knoll]

Nah but if u play ps5

30 fps online

[tacit nest]

The ps4 was there for yall, now yall treat it like this?

[unique lagoon]

what

on u mean ps4 version

[unique knoll]

Ps4 is golden. But why would i want to play the ps4 version (old gen) when i can play the ps5 version

[unique lagoon]

actually i will not tolerate ps4 slander its a better console than ps5

[tacit nest]

Get a ps4

[clever heron]

Hey

[unique knoll]

It is

I have still my ps3, ps4 and ps5

[tacit nest]

Wouldn’t say allat now

[unique lagoon]

lol it is

[tacit nest]

I gotta put my ps4 in the freezer when it overheat

[unique lagoon]

ps4s legacy is a billion times better than ps5

[timber matrix]

𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱

[dapper sphinx]

Do they still got profile avatars for Niko on PS3 or you dont know

[unique lagoon]

obviously a 2013 console is worse performance wise than a 2020 dipshit

[unique lagoon]

no one😭🔥

[tacit nest]

No espanol

[unique knoll]

What. I havent touched my ps3 in years

Deutschland

[dapper sphinx]

I shoulda bought it when I had my PS3 its prob delisted now

[sour zenith]

Poland not real

[tacit nest]

It is

[timber matrix]

𝗬𝗲𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹

[stiff granite]

yachty

[sour zenith]

Nah

[unique knoll]

No shit

[tacit nest]

It’s next to Germany I think

[clever heron]

I have a question about garment factory

[unique knoll]

It is germany actually

[clever heron]

What is it used for

[stiff granite]

mct in terrorbyte

[tacit nest]

No

[sour zenith]

You can start up some missions that pay 150-200K. New upgrades for Terrorbyte

[clever heron]

What's a mct

[timber matrix]

𝗞𝘁𝗼𝘀 𝗺𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝘆𝗼 𝗶 𝘇𝗲 𝗺𝗻𝗮̨ 𝘇𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗶

[unique knoll]

Im german and can tell u it is german territory

[stiff granite]

master control terminal

[tacit nest]

No esponal

[clever heron]

Oh thats not alot

[tacit nest]

Just do the b2b act 3 glitch

[clever heron]

How

[stiff granite]

merge act 3 to dispatch 6

[wild badger]

“how”

[clever heron]

I have no idea how to do that

[stiff granite]

yt is free

[tacit nest]

There’s a lot of yt vids on it

[wild badger]

ik how to do it.

[timber matrix]

𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘆𝗼

[wild badger]

wrong channel bud

[clever heron]

Do i need to make a Google account

[unique knoll]

I have on pc

[tacit nest]

Throw your Xbox out the window and get a ps5

[stiff granite]

weren’t you just saying p4 is better than p5

[tacit nest]

I said it’s current gen

[stiff granite]

which it’s not

[clever heron]

No hand over the x box to me and everything in your room quickly

[tacit nest]

Don’t start this agian

[stiff granite]

u not accepting the fact that ur wrong isn’t gonna hurt me any so i couldn’t care less

[tacit nest]

When the ps7 drops the ps4 will be old gen

[stiff granite]

[tacit nest]

Am I wrong?

[clever heron]

You probably are but absolutely cannot be wrong

Could care less accept the fact you being wrong won't make a difference

[tacit nest]

I’m not wrong

[clever heron]

You might be right

[tacit nest]

Ye

[clever heron]

Guys can I use chicken instead of bologne

[stiff granite]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @stiff granite

[tacit nest]

Yea

[clever heron]

Ok

[tacit nest]

Wow

Not cool man

[mighty isle]

this is a gta server bro

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @tacit nest

[clever heron]

Ok

[mighty isle]

now your mis-using commands

[stiff granite]

yeah hope he gets banned tbh

breaking rules

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @tacit nest

[mighty isle]

no way this guy did it again

[tacit nest]

U want it agian?

[stiff granite]

i mean he was calling ps4 current gen so i’m not surprised

[tacit nest]

Bc it is

[mighty isle]

its not

[stiff granite]

anybody in this server will tell u it’s not

[tacit nest]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @tacit nest

[tacit nest]

It is

[mighty isle]

bro whats wrong with u

[clever heron]

Hey

[tacit nest]

Wym?

[stiff granite]

idk but he’s bout to get muted for command spam so i hope he continues

[mighty isle]

nah he needs to get kicked off the server if u ask me

[clever heron]

Who

[stiff granite]

rs

thanks

[clever heron]

Who is rs

[sharp dome]

Lol what happen

[stiff granite]

rs means real shit i was responding to ceylon

[clever heron]

Oh

[mighty isle]

he spamming server commands

multiple times

[runic anchor]

Hi

[sharp dome]

Ohhh good he got muted then

[mighty isle]

he got muted?

[stiff granite]

yeah

[mighty isle]

nice

[sharp dome]

Should I buy toredor?

I've been using nighshark in public sessions for ages now

Thinking of replacing it with toredor

[mighty isle]

sure

[wild compass]

Yea it’s pretty valid

[stiff granite]

i think it can take 6 missiles

[signal whale]

patchouli cedar

[sharp dome]

Shit mean I'm gonna get greifed

[mighty isle]

ive still destroyed it many times in public lobbies but still worth owning

[wild compass]

Has good homing missiles

[sour zenith]

It’s pretty fun to use in public lobbies yeah

[sharp dome]

Agree on that

[deep dagger]

I agree

[obsidian jackal]

Why BIG al got muted

[mighty isle]

command spam

[deep dagger]

Spam

[obsidian jackal]

Damn

[wild compass]

Spamming

[deep dagger]

But he was right on that ps4 is current gen

[wild compass]

People who can’t afford ps5 and series x usually think this

[sharp dome]

[deep dagger]

Poor shaming🤔

[sour zenith]

Damn right

Get your money up

[wild compass]

No just truth telling

[deep dagger]

Your on Xbox talking about get your money up😭 DoorDash calling u bro go clock in

[obsidian jackal]

Jiggleheimer the goat

[wild badger]

its jiggleshitter

[sour zenith]

PS4 by the way

[obsidian jackal]

Put some repsect on door dash

[obsidian jackal]

Are u insulting the great 4

[deep dagger]

PS4 is tuff

[obsidian jackal]

Agree

[sour zenith]

You’re the exception

[obsidian jackal]

Pc tuffer tho💔

[deep dagger]

Can u cook eggs on your Xbox when it overheats?

[sour zenith]

I can try

[mighty isle]

indeed

[unique lagoon]

meh

[mighty isle]

[obsidian jackal]

I would like having the box to link up with some of guys

[unique lagoon]

pc is alright

[deep dagger]

Until every game u play is full of hackers

[wild compass]

yessir

[unique lagoon]

just not true now

[wild compass]

Nah people on old gen usually think this tho

[unique lagoon]

lol word

[obsidian jackal]

Acrylic

[deep dagger]

Pizza Hut calling go clock in

[obsidian jackal]

What was ur prev username

[unique lagoon]

hello tsuna

[unique lagoon]

wym

ive always been acrylic for the past like 8 years on discord

[wild compass]

gng ur on ps4 stop calling people unemployed and get your money up

[deep dagger]

I’m making smart financial decisions🧐

[wild compass]

Forsure

[unique lagoon]

no car no license no house no ps5

[deep dagger]

Smart financial decisions

[wild compass]

Living with his mom calling himself “the first style bender”

[pliant kestrel]

ion know, I think you're lying

[deep dagger]

Yep part of the financial descion

[unique lagoon]

this guy a risktaker, a roadrunner, an entrepenuer, a businessman

[unique lagoon]

what makes u say that my beloved wall

[wild compass]

[obsidian jackal]

Oh shi, i was tripping then

[deep dagger]

U might understand one day when u grow up

[unique lagoon]

loll what made u ask

[pliant kestrel]

8 years but only been on discord for so few + no legacy badge

[obsidian jackal]

Wall the goat💯

[unique lagoon]

not my main acc bb

[obsidian jackal]

I thought u changed username

I was trippin

[unique lagoon]

lmao u good

[terse pine]

we are so back

[deep dagger]

?

[wild badger]

“its called my horse prince”

[stiff granite]

go back to where you were

[terse pine]

SHUT YP

[terse pine]

no pls

[cinder tendon]

What property is goin to b on sal nect wek

[wild badger]

bail office

[terse pine]

holy grammar

[wild badger]

holy spelling

[cinder tendon]

I hop it’s special car

[sour zenith]

Will be Cheberuk I bet

[terse pine]

spelling is apart of grammar you could’ve said the same thing

[cinder tendon]

Thats triangle truck

[pliant kestrel]

[terse pine]

is that you

[cinder tendon]

How you get knoway operative

[obsidian jackal]

Wall, whats ur opinion on public transportstion

[pliant kestrel]

Needs to be exploded

[cinder tendon]

Thats car but cool

[pliant kestrel]

knoway is all people need

[cinder tendon]

Knoway

[obsidian jackal]

Agree, opinion on who punch walls to develop mental fortitude?

[cinder tendon]

I real hope gta 6 make more single player dlc than online dlc

[unique lagoon]

knoway is AI slop and deserves to be destroyed everytime it dares to drive on my roads

[cinder tendon]

Thank you Laster

[obsidian jackal]

Big question incoming

[unique lagoon]

never been a rockstar thing

[obsidian jackal]

DID the TREATY of VERSAILLES influence in anyway the DATE of GTA 6?

[unique lagoon]

Yes actually

[terse pine]

why are you always talking about that treaty😭

[obsidian jackal]

Thank u for the reply

[cinder tendon]

GTA 4 had dlc

[obsidian jackal]

Cause in tapped in history

[cinder tendon]

And rdr1

[obsidian jackal]

Makki imma ask u something

[terse pine]

is that the only thing you’re tapped in on?

[unique lagoon]

the treaty of versailles couldve influenced it in many ways tbh

[cinder tendon]

Treaty of Versailles caused gta 6 to get delayed

[obsidian jackal]

Did the roman fire caused by nerone affect anyhow the price of oppressur mk2?

[terse pine]

sure

[obsidian jackal]

Tbh i think yes

[obsidian jackal]

Makki having a W opinion, im proud of u

[unique lagoon]

whether its delayed because it caused another world war, or actually couldve made it release earlier if it never happened. or even if it didnt happen it couldve still delayed it since after ww1 there wasnt much economical growth besides countries being supported by the dawes support

[obsidian jackal]

Realistically speaking it did

[cinder tendon]

I hope they add a heist where you rob a rich cartel on an island in the pacific and steal a valuable

[unique lagoon]

yes, how many dlcs was that

[unique lagoon]

fuckkk imagine u could just sneak right in through a drainage tunnel

[obsidian jackal]

Without the treaty being this unfair towards germany we would have never had ww2 ( in consequence the advance of the marshall plan so the advance of capitalism) this could have never made gta being a thing

[cinder tendon]

Like 4 idk I think gta 4 had like 3 or something but they were all good

[cinder tendon]

And it became the main way to make money

[unique lagoon]

i mean capitalism wouldve advanced one way or another. its just unsure how long it would take for them to realise unifying was the way to go

so hypothetically it couldve influenced it both positively or negatively

[pliant kestrel]

#gta6-discussion
||tbh I'd rather have this conversation happen in gta6 discussion so that they see just how far people spiral such topics so it gets closed faster||

[unique lagoon]

blueeeuggghhhhh

now i dont want it anymore

[pliant kestrel]

No blue, only purple

[unique lagoon]

whatever that means

[steep silo]

hey

[unique lagoon]

no

[steep silo]

ok

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[steep silo]

hello both of y’all long time

[lyric bolt]

Please help me. How do I join the RP server?

I’m new

[stiff granite]

you won’t find out here

[pliant kestrel]

you need to find an RP server you want to join off of your installed client and join it, not hard + you need legacy installed too, enhanced only works on a few none of which are commonly multiplayer.

[steep silo]

meow

[lyric bolt]

Ok. Thank you. Have a good night.

[unique lagoon]

night buddy

[terse pine]

hi bffs

[unique lagoon]

you again

[pseudo sandal]

YO GUYS IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE MONEY QUICK AS A BEGINNER PLEASE DM ME I WANNA LEARN

[unique lagoon]

did you see that clip of danish hitting a tree at mach 3

[terse pine]

wdym i’ve never talked here before

[gloomy mantle]

hi i need help with some wins on my arcade just to get one trophy

[fresh magnet]

@gloomy mantle, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[pliant kestrel]

Have you done cluckin bell , first and last dose , and started the Avi missions? (Imagine an A icon)

[terse pine]

@signal whale send me this rn

[unique lagoon]

check media

[terse pine]

no

[pseudo sandal]

No do I need to do en?

[terse pine]

PLEASE DONT

[stiff granite]

mkna

[pliant kestrel]

You don't have to do anything imo but you won't get money sitting and not doing stuff.

[terse pine]

i hate you

[obsidian jackal]

Wall can i call u big W?

[unique lagoon]

ok

[obsidian jackal]

Why u hate hin

[terse pine]

iykyk

[obsidian jackal]

He Always talks with u

[pseudo sandal]

I want to make money thogug

[pliant kestrel]

thats more than just typing wall though

[unique lagoon]

did u see makki

[obsidian jackal]

Ight great wall of china

[terse pine]

que hates me and he talks to me so this is useless

[terse pine]

what

[pliant kestrel]

you can't money larger sums of money without something to provide you starting funds, each of those 3 can get you more than 2.4mil total combined, which is enough for a kosatka which is the only solo heist in the game

[obsidian jackal]

Everyone is ur friend they always nice with u and u say u hate them

[unique lagoon]

nvm bruh ill go sleep then since makki is being illiterate as shit rn

[stiff granite]

did yall see her pfp yesterday

[terse pine]

not everyone

[obsidian jackal]

Ur very mean, this is a bad thing

[terse pine]

NO

DO NOT SHARE THIS

[stiff granite]

why not

[obsidian jackal]

Yea im excluded

[stiff granite]

you did it yourself

[wary folio]

[stiff granite]

master baiter

[obsidian jackal]

Share it with me so i can finally blackmail makki

[terse pine]

ew why’d you call him that

STOP BOW

[stiff granite]

mkna su

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@wary folio

[lucid walrus]

what was it

[terse pine]

yeah guys

[signal whale]

NO

[stiff granite]

^

[terse pine]

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO KNOW😭

[past vigil]

bello

[obsidian jackal]

Someone tell Jdog hes not getting mod

[lucid walrus]

makki im nosey

[obsidian jackal]

Hey there

[steep silo]

makki hello

[unique lagoon]

don’t miss the ladder boy…

[terse pine]

hi hello

[obsidian jackal]

Hypothetically spekaing

[steep silo]

i saw ur pfp yesterday but i forgot to save it cuz i slept

[signal whale]

i didnt 💔

[terse pine]

OH THE TREE

YEAH I SAW THAT

I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU FLYING

[unique lagoon]

we’ll continue soon bro

[obsidian jackal]

I shall be sharpening my tongue and blade while waiting

[steep silo]

hello makki diva

[terse pine]

hello westerner

[obsidian jackal]

Why no hello tsuna

[unique lagoon]

if it wasn’t for that stupid closing game thing i would’ve clipped it 😭

[obsidian jackal]

Cause makki is a girl and im not?

[steep silo]

thank god it didn’t autocorrect to bladder

[unique lagoon]

alright bro

[obsidian jackal]

Oh ok, shi i take this personal

[terse pine]

i’m not💀ask danish

[steep silo]

because im seeing u for the first time

[signal whale]

?

[obsidian jackal]

Who is This?

[signal whale]

me

[obsidian jackal]

Im ur senior here

[lucid walrus]

makki is a mens name btw

[obsidian jackal]

Jdog

[unique lagoon]

baby oh hrdr ddy

[stiff granite]

yes but mkna isnt

[steep silo]

see ur join date

[terse pine]

HAHA THISIS FUNNY

[obsidian jackal]

See my level

@inner ice

[steep silo]

not my fault u can talk so much nonstop

[pliant kestrel]

very high level squire senior

[unique lagoon]

this guy joined gtao server as a new years resolution😭😭😭

[obsidian jackal]

Bro i had level 5 actually

[steep silo]

🤣🤣🤣

[terse pine]

this would be funny if somebody else said it

[steep silo]

i laughed

[unique lagoon]

ykw you should really have a cup of

[obsidian jackal]

U now laugh at me, but remember even the greatest in history were laughed at the start of their journey

[terse pine]

that was hilarious💔 😭

[terse pine]

SHUT UP

[obsidian jackal]

Agree

[terse pine]

not of him

[unique lagoon]

bruh nvm im going to sleep fuck all of u besides maybe zogslop and danish

[stiff granite]

and me

[unique lagoon]

oh yeah myf

[obsidian jackal]

Shi u forgot me

[unique lagoon]

oh yeah myf

[winter birch]

Is cayo replay glitch patched ?

[manic aspen]

Replay?

[pliant kestrel]

Its not patched, nor patchable

[winter birch]

I just did it and my friend got 0$

[steep silo]

5ive curse

[unique lagoon]

took my joke bro if it was pack or tsuna that said i wouldve said the same thing

[manic aspen]

then u did something wrong

[obsidian jackal]

Big W, whats ur opinion on ur competiotion (chat gpt)?

[unique lagoon]

competiotion

[terse pine]

you’re very pretty and wonderful what about me

[steep silo]

are u fine?

[pliant kestrel]

If on console, its likely because you didn't reset your cache
If on pc its probably because you surpassed a certain amount of money per time limits which is possible for console but not likely

[obsidian jackal]

Am i what?

[unique lagoon]

oh okay love bro ur exempt💗

[terse pine]

pls

🥰

[pliant kestrel]

I would hardly consider it competition

[obsidian jackal]

Tuff🔥

[terse pine]

wall how many cars do you have

[unique lagoon]

@signal whale put yr bird on a leash please what she barking for

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

??

[obsidian jackal]

Lets be real for a second

[pliant kestrel]

On one character, or both, and is that for just my pc accounts or all of them combined

[signal whale]

yes sir

[terse pine]

every single one

[obsidian jackal]

Ngl the biggest problem

[pliant kestrel]

I probably have like 14k+ combined cars total on all of my accounts, probably rounded down though

[obsidian jackal]

Is lfg Channel

[terse pine]

the only

[unique lagoon]

holy shit

[terse pine]

what is wrong with yoy

[obsidian jackal]

On ps4 is hard finding people at the right time

[unique lagoon]

loan yourself a band and buy a ps5❤️‍🩹

[obsidian jackal]

Pc is prolly the best lfg people always there

[pliant kestrel]

thats not including all of the poor characters who I deleted

[obsidian jackal]

I dont need a loan

[terse pine]

can you stop being rich

[obsidian jackal]

Should i buy a gaming pc or a ps5?

[unique lagoon]

just a little word joke bro get it since ur the head of loans

[terse pine]

pc

[unique lagoon]

ps5

[inland pagoda]

.

[terse pine]

advil

[pliant kestrel]

95% of the HDD's were bought out by AI companies so good luck with that and ram

[lean zinc]

I will reset your xp if you do this often enough

[obsidian jackal]

Prebuilt

[terse pine]

i appreciate you

[inland pagoda]

First message 🙏

Was just checking my role colour

[obsidian jackal]

U guys think ill find a good pc for 400€?

[lean zinc]

Ahhh-h-h

[terse pine]

could’ve said hi

[inland pagoda]

I’m a sad guy why say hi

[unique lagoon]

bruh calm down

[terse pine]

whole setup?😭

[clever heron]

Im talking to franklin

[pliant kestrel]

good? Probably not unless you just find a jackpot somehow

[obsidian jackal]

Swarmlord hooty aint here for jokes

[terse pine]

the desk itself is 400

[lean zinc]

Sorry, it is a usual tactic of those looking to farm xp and game our server levels.

[obsidian jackal]

Fokin hell i dont think ill be able to buy a car and a gaming pc

[unique lagoon]

threatening to reset this guys xp when he hasnt even got his first level

[inland pagoda]

Nah don’t worry I understand

[obsidian jackal]

Why people farm xp on discord

[unique lagoon]

thats like the price of half a ram stick bro

just get a ps5, better bang for ur buck

[clever heron]

What that shit do dawg

[pliant kestrel]

evil moderator 💔

[obsidian jackal]

Atp ill js buy an assault chopper and destoy chat gpt hq

[lean zinc]

Appolocheese

[obsidian jackal]

Swarmlord u better be nice or else @terse pine said that shes going to ban u

[clever heron]

I had rice

[obsidian jackal]

Her words not mine, istg

[lean zinc]

Honest, computer places are selling computers from before the markup.Without the extra markup, so you may be able to find those

[clever heron]

How do I put subtitles

[unique lagoon]

its not just openai

[lean zinc]

Ok

I will watch my toes

[obsidian jackal]

Oh damn thanks, im looking into it rn, ill prolly end up buying a good laptop that can run gta elden ring etc

[clever heron]

How to do short trip i heard its like paying more

[obsidian jackal]

Hey, from a real one, its dangerous to look down when u walk

[unique lagoon]

them prices aint dropping anytime soon boy

[obsidian jackal]

Comfy

[obsidian jackal]

Open AI getting fucking bombed

[rich sluice]

[clever heron]

Get a ergonomicchair

[lean zinc]

*controller

[slow flame]

Herman Miller Aeron

[unique lagoon]

its not just openai bro nvidia and amd is in it aswell, created a monopoly basically

[obsidian jackal]

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣 bro what?

[lean zinc]

Let's be real.The submarine u sit in has a controller

[slow flame]

Huh

[torpid crypt]

hi gng

[stiff granite]

makkis full name btw

[obsidian jackal]

"cuh"

[slow flame]

I'm talking about an ergonomic office chair Dog

[lean zinc]

Welcome to the not g t a channels

[unique lagoon]

makki think she paul walker

[obsidian jackal]

Oh shi mb

Ong

[clever heron]

For your computer

[slow flame]

My bad to anybody in here named Herman

[lean zinc]

Gaming chairs are just overpriced office equipment

Get you a real office chair for the same price

[obsidian jackal]

I use a kitchen chair

[lean zinc]

Yes

[unique lagoon]

this guys clearly never sat in a 600 dollar gaming chair with massaging, cooled and heated seats

neither have i but thats besides the point

[clever heron]

Bro how do I exit computer it stuck on assist protect

[lean zinc]

Oh this is the gta channels.

[clever heron]

Dude jus keeps talking

[obsidian jackal]

Getting a girlfriend is cheaper, u lock in more

[clever heron]

Wait

[lean zinc]

Please use #community for off topic like this

[unique lagoon]

oh really

[obsidian jackal]

Yo swarmlord ngl we gotta mute someone for offtopic

Oh damn @terse pine

[unique lagoon]

this guy fools us into going off topic then warns us😑 talk about corruption

[obsidian jackal]

@terse pine 👀👀👀

[clever heron]

How to do dr dre

[obsidian jackal]

Cmon mute her

[clever heron]

Help i got the hawik one

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @terse pine

[stiff granite]

mute her

[clever heron]

Is jus saying asest protect

[obsidian jackal]

Why u !gta me

[clever heron]

How do you do dr dre

[obsidian jackal]

Ur the girl always in #gta-online never talking about gtaO

[clever heron]

I hear it pays bank

[wild compass]

mkna?

[stiff granite]

it’s everywhere in this server

[slow flame]

Do a security contract and it'll trigger the Dre missions

[obsidian jackal]

Js ignore her she is schizo

[stiff granite]

ur friends keep doxing you by posting clips and screenshots

[lean zinc]

Aint no one got punished idk why its an issue for me to realise i was wrong

[obsidian jackal]

Attention seeker then

[unique lagoon]

im joking bro its okay❤️‍🩹

[obsidian jackal]

Dont worry, i forgive u just dont give mod to jdog

[unique lagoon]

i second this

[obsidian jackal]

Lfg a 4th

[stiff granite]

me too

[unique lagoon]

😭

[obsidian jackal]

Shud i buy niobe?

[stiff granite]

no

[clever heron]

The fact you know someone knows your psn does concern me you shoukd prolly change email password

[stiff granite]

buy a job application

[slow flame]

Yes it's fast and cool

[unique lagoon]

oh crap he’s here

[clever heron]

@unique lagoon you

[obsidian jackal]

He hides in chat like a mod

Ong brah

[unique lagoon]

no you

[obsidian jackal]

He acting like he can hit that ?mute

[stiff granite]

by who

[signal whale]

on god

[clever heron]

I bought the agency located in hawik would you like to come over and help me get settled

[obsidian jackal]

Bro wannabe mods are too funny

[wraith rapids]

@wild badger @obsidian jackal chill

[obsidian jackal]

Gra car

[wraith rapids]

and move on please.

[clever heron]

It comes with conputer sofa tv kitchen

[unique lagoon]

😭

[slow flame]

Fridge?

[obsidian jackal]

Nice way to say goodmorning, ohayo

[wary folio]

[clever heron]

I wonder why the previous owners left it

[stiff granite]

i’ve been in the chat the whole time and i’m still lost wtf

[unique lagoon]

waddup

[obsidian jackal]

Fuh im laughing irl

[unique lagoon]

haunted

[wild compass]

jdog

[unique lagoon]

not you again

[obsidian jackal]

Am i included?

[clever heron]

Wait how do you know

[amber creek]

Hi

[obsidian jackal]

Someone tell me a good car

[clever heron]

No wonder they left eveuthing

[obsidian jackal]

On par with niobe

[lean zinc]

Nightshade. My favorite car

[unique lagoon]

banshee gts goated

[unique lagoon]

someone here is into old camaros

[obsidian jackal]

Wtf

[brave burrow]

What the best aircraft

[unique lagoon]

cuban

[obsidian jackal]

Shi thats cool a must own fr

[slow flame]

DH-7 Iron Mule

[pliant kestrel]

best helicopter in the game

[obsidian jackal]

Say onw

[signal whale]

on god

[slow flame]

I wish it came with earbuds

[signal whale]

the havok is fun

[obsidian jackal]

Contact me on lifeinvader

[stiff granite]

havok fast asf

[wary folio]

Couple small downsides One is the size and the second can be sometimes tricky hook onto a vehicle

[clever heron]

Bro the guy can drive you

[pliant kestrel]

I don't think the size of it is really a down side, the cargo bay door size is though

[obsidian jackal]

Best plane in game

[unique lagoon]

does anyone here ever use the fh7 hunter

[obsidian jackal]

Im thinking bout buying one

[unique lagoon]

ive got it but ive never used it

[wary folio]

It's unfortunate that it can't hook onto it MC business sales vehicles

[obsidian jackal]

I dont hate u, i support u

[pliant kestrel]

I do when helping others even if solo, the rockets are nice

[manic aspen]

Iron mule lowkey harder to hook than the Cargobob

[stiff granite]

i mean it is way bigger

[obsidian jackal]

Sorry too many weirdos i missunderstood

[manic aspen]

Idk maybe thats cuz im used to cargobob for import export

[unique lagoon]

is it better w a copilot?

[brave burrow]

I meant for fun

[pliant kestrel]

very much so

[wary folio]

A little bit but it has a hook camera whereas the cargobob doesn't, And that sometimes can help

[signal whale]

i dont

[unique lagoon]

whats different

[manic aspen]

Cargobob have a hook camera too

[stiff granite]

it doesn’t

[pliant kestrel]

the explosive remote gun can't be used by the pilot

[wary folio]

I don't believe it does from the top down

[unique lagoon]

ohhh it has an explosive turret, interesting…

[manic aspen]

it kinda works so…

[brave burrow]

What funnest aircraft

[obsidian jackal]

Guys i love u

[stiff granite]

the kosatka

[unique lagoon]

damn bro

[obsidian jackal]

This is the least toxic community ive ever met

[brave burrow]

That goes in the water not air

[stiff granite]

you must not whiteness the drama

[unique lagoon]

meh

[stiff granite]

ema

[unique lagoon]

lmao word

[obsidian jackal]

Trust me bro, u never saw shi

Got a story crazy

Ngl there is one thing i dont like

[unique lagoon]

makki a little confused rn

[stiff granite]

mkna asked

[unique lagoon]

she special she in her own world ❤️‍🩹

[obsidian jackal]

Why everyone is either friend or tryna be friend of makki

[stiff granite]

when is she not

[wary folio]

What about the iron mule?

[obsidian jackal]

I dont like this, im an hater

[stiff granite]

she be looking like a lost dog 😭

[unique lagoon]

we are all hating on her

[brave burrow]

So easy to get off track

[stiff granite]

it’s true

[unique lagoon]

shes like a dog chasing its own tail

[stiff granite]

lost cat*

[obsidian jackal]

Fuck this too funny

[stiff granite]

lmaoo

i hope you get stranded in los santos lost dog

[rich sluice]

🤣

[brave burrow]

I asked a question about aircraft and I got to dogs

[unique lagoon]

i got shootas in every street bro ill be fine💯

just dont leave me stranded on mt chiliad

[stiff granite]

kosatka trust

[unique lagoon]

stop saying cuh bro

[signal whale]

please dont say this again

[stiff granite]

maude and trevor

[unique lagoon]

im saying😭

[signal whale]

😕

[unique lagoon]

wtf

[brave burrow]

I can't get it in the air

[stiff granite]

did she just get banned

[unique lagoon]

did she get banned

[terse pine]

no

[signal whale]

💀

[stiff granite]

damnit

[unique lagoon]

ah dammit

[stiff granite]

lmaoo

[unique lagoon]

😭😭😭

[rich sluice]

Well that went 0-100

[unique lagoon]

nothing

[terse pine]

[wild badger]

hold ln

look atcha dms

[regal nymph]

When was the last time diamonds for casino was available??

[brave burrow]

Help how I fly kosaka

[rich sluice]

Idk I jus saw smb get scold for saying cuh idk what the background reason is

[stiff granite]

november or october

[terse pine]

isn’t this a pc only thing

[regal nymph]

🤣🤣

[wary folio]

It's a submarine, it doesn't fly

[regal nymph]

Thx

[unique lagoon]

running jump bro

[terse pine]

WHAT IS FUNNY

[signal whale]

you need to have faith too btw

[brave burrow]

Why does it got wings then

[unique lagoon]

What is man without divine intervention amirite

[wary folio]

I have heard of people trying to use helicopters to lift it up though

[signal whale]

on god

[signal whale]

its not wings lmaooo

[wary folio]

I believe what those do in a real sub is help it go up or down in the water

[stiff granite]

it’s fins

[unique lagoon]

the best thing to do is to strand the kosatka on vespucci, then blast a ramp buggy at it w a vigilante

thats when it actually starts flying

[brave burrow]

Why does it got propellers then

[stiff granite]

you can spawn the kosatka anywhere on the map using the yacht it’s funny asf

[unique lagoon]

fuck ur onto somethjng

[unique lagoon]

huh what how

[terse pine]

where

[pliant kestrel]

Fly an RO-86 Alkonost into the bottom half of the kosatka then you can put it ontop of the aircraft and fly it

[brave burrow]

The back

[unique lagoon]

on the butt of the kosatka

[wary folio]

I think a tail might be too noisy if it's supposed to be stealthy

[terse pine]

show

[slow flame]

It's the stern.

[unique lagoon]

i’m not showing you the butt of my kosatka have some damn manners

[brave burrow]

But it's shaped like a silencer

[terse pine]

pls

[unique lagoon]

bruhh wait imma try that later

[wary folio]

And I believe that is because it's supposed to be stealthy otherwise it would be an easy target

[terse pine]

you’re not good at explaining things pls try again

[signal whale]

the disrespect.

[terse pine]

can you show me the back of your kosatka

[unique lagoon]

insane

[signal whale]

thats rude 💔

[terse pine]

i have yacht

[signal whale]

im not showing you the behind of my sub 😕

[terse pine]

pls i don’t know what propeller i wanna see

[unique lagoon]

makki got no manners and now harrassing people aswell

[signal whale]

later

[terse pine]

OH NO WAY😭

[unique lagoon]

thats insane

[signal whale]

im currently crashing out because these fucking passengers are taking forever to board

[terse pine]

on the velum right

[brave burrow]

So it looks like a spaceship and then it goes into the atmosphere

[signal whale]

sure!

[terse pine]

🥰

[signal whale]

can 185 people fit in a velum

[unique lagoon]

where the hell are u headed we were doing cmm like 13 seconds ago

[terse pine]

if you dream hard enough

[signal whale]

boston

[unique lagoon]

are u bringing the cinco…

[terse pine]

los santos*

[signal whale]

ofc

[unique lagoon]

okay bro had me worried for a minute

[signal whale]

perchance

[unique lagoon]

yk what they say when u go to boston never bring the 5

[terse pine]

permaybe

[signal whale]

im the one flying the plane there btw no joke

[unique lagoon]

please dear god let there be no trees

[signal whale]

we up fr

[signal whale]

ehh should be fine

[versed radish]

hellooo

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[signal whale]

yeah peep dms

[versed radish]

how are you?

[terse pine]

i told you that you have a dumb head when you drive and then you crash into a tree and die

[pliant kestrel]

alright and you?

[versed radish]

I am doing good thank you for asking

[terse pine]

you should see him on oppressor

[versed radish]

no

[signal whale]

?

[terse pine]

that’s so bad😭

[versed radish]

murda in the hillz

[stiff granite]

smh

in gta

[wild badger]

rip

[unique lagoon]

cops done gave us a wanted level

[stiff granite]

can’t call lester on this one cuz he got banned

[terse pine]

actually i have just found out today

how to call 911

it’s so cool

[stiff granite]

it’s been in the game since 2013 btw

[unique lagoon]

fucking genius right here

[terse pine]

ikr

[wild badger]

get this man a nobel peace prize

[terse pine]

i was watching danish and i learned

im so good

[unique lagoon]

might aswell say she solved the mt chiliad mystery

[unique lagoon]

was it when he was calling paramedics for the preps

[terse pine]

hope you get banished there

[terse pine]

yes

[stiff granite]

i have yet to get that achievement

[unique lagoon]

i am ready to face my judgement

[terse pine]

idc

[versed radish]

you seem mean

[terse pine]

oh

apologies

[regal nymph]

Hello

[terse pine]

hi

WAIT A SECOND

[versed radish]

no

[terse pine]

ok ok you’re right no

[clever heron]

Hey makki

Wyd

[terse pine]

watching danish play gta

wbu was haddin

[regal nymph]

Does danish play console?

[unique lagoon]

THANK YOU

[regal nymph]

Or PC

[terse pine]

ps5

[signal whale]

no ur not

[wild badger]

that dude js joined n already gets it❤️‍🩹

[terse pine]

yes i am

you kicked that pedestrian

[signal whale]

im not even on gta look at my status

@clever heron what haddin

[stiff granite]

28 losses 0 wins 🫩

[unique lagoon]

i rebuke makkis negative energy

[signal whale]

nah

[wild badger]

no, js. i rebuke makki

[unique lagoon]

yeah myf u right

[signal whale]

for gta though that would be true

💔

[wild badger]

no, in general.

[terse pine]

that’s mean

[wild badger]

wait wrong thing

[wild badger]

again, new people even immediately find u as rude

but hey who am i to say

[signal whale]

?

[wild badger]

was talking about something else myf

[unique lagoon]

i gotta bring my mum her job at pizza this in 2 hours, i havent slept yet in the bed in my office and im making unreleased grilled cheese sandwiches, do i even bother resting in my office

[signal whale]

oh u good

[signal whale]

gah damn what a schedule

[wild badger]

gotta try me an unreleased grilled cheese, whats special about them..

in gta^

[unique lagoon]

yeah bro, then 3 ingame hours after that i gotta go to work myself, i wonder how tired ill be after that

[obsidian jackal]

Ay go go sleep guys

[stiff granite]

no

[signal whale]

💔

[stuck valve]

2:30pm for me

not tired yet

[signal whale]

no its only 8:30

[obsidian jackal]

Go have fun then

[signal whale]

you might be

[obsidian jackal]

🛸

🦁

[stuck valve]

ok wait I am tired I fell asleep at 2am

[unique lagoon]

theyre made with love💗

[signal whale]

dont gatekeep

[unique lagoon]

authentic gta gouda cheese bro

[signal whale]

i do love cheese (gta ofc)

[unique lagoon]

u think we can finish cmm tomorrow

would be lit if we can

we got like 6 hrs i think we should be good

[signal whale]

we probably can ngl, we did all act 2 preps and act 3 wont take long if i host

[unique lagoon]

i hope act 3 goes effortlessly

[signal whale]

it should. we both know what to do so we can have the other guy hang out until we do it

[obsidian jackal]

Oh shi im also tryna do all doomsday cmm

I js got cmm II

[outer maple]

somethign that royally pisses me off is when im doing a lfg i keep getting warnings but im using the godamn lfg chats

[terse pine]

what’s that

[outer maple]

get off my ass

[terse pine]

like duo?

[obsidian jackal]

Yea doomsday cmm duo

I need someone to do trio with

[terse pine]

use the right channel then

[obsidian jackal]

Cant find it from days tho

[outer maple]

i did, and i still got warned

[terse pine]

which channel and what’d you say

[outer maple]

all i said was "anyone got time to help me get enough money for a deluxo delorean and stuff?"

[terse pine]

which channel

[outer maple]

#pc-e｜vehicles-lfg

i can help to the best of my abilities

[wraith rapids]

if you think you've been given a false automod warning, please dm us using @pallid plover

[flint meadow]

Use #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg buddy

[unique lagoon]

im glad hes got a brain bru

[outer maple]

im just so lonely ;-;

[signal whale]

on god, last guy only said "k" 😭🙏

[obsidian jackal]

Chonkers im tryna understand ur pfp

[obsidian jackal]

Brah💔

[outer maple]

want people to hang out with but everytime i post i get warned im already tried contacting the mods and stuff

happened in another server i was in

[terse pine]

use the right channels

[obsidian jackal]

Shi genually sad

[unique lagoon]

genuinely couldnt get a word out of him😭😭😭

[signal whale]

😭😭

[obsidian jackal]

Ur being useless

[terse pine]

i don’t care

[signal whale]

??

[obsidian jackal]

The guy said hes using right channels

[terse pine]

well obviously he wasn’t?

[wraith rapids]

we don't see that. You can dm @pallid plover to contact us for that warning.

[outer maple]

nvfm...

[flint meadow]

[rich sluice]

[pliant kestrel]

What channel did you originally look in and what was your message?

[obsidian jackal]

I mean he might be right

[outer maple]

it was pc e lfg vehicles

[obsidian jackal]

Anyways we aint mods so we dont need to care

[stuck valve]

can I ask a question here bc it wasn’t answered in #gta-questions

[terse pine]

he was directed to the correct channel…

[unique lagoon]

ladies ladies, lets resolve this with dinner at my place

[terse pine]

yes

[dapper iron]

I might just got a guy for you

[stuck valve]

Whats the daily limit on money allowed in a day?

[terse pine]

like how much you can make?

[outer maple]

non

[terse pine]

i don’t think there’s a limit

[stuck valve]

ya

[pliant kestrel]

And what was your message? Something as simple as "Lf {car name here} in LSCM" Or "Lf selling a car in lscm for discount" would work as well

[stuck valve]

oh I always been told 30 mil

[terse pine]

i’m pretty sure they can flag you if they see how much you make without you doing anything for it tho

[obsidian jackal]

🧐🧐

[terse pine]

don’t quote me on that