gta-online

[jagged ice]

I got my modded account since 2020 and its still not banned

[keen geyser]

i googled it for 2.2mil, go away

[deft anchor]

Shii, I think my phone lagging then. Lemme go check the ping

[wild badger]

que

[jagged ice]

say what?

[supple hull]

You ran away from me

[candid torrent]

What's that?

[terse pine]

stop hating

[wild badger]

idk wtf ur on abt

[keen geyser]

i thought it was 1.4mil tbh

[soft sparrow]

ty kind mod who did that

[gritty yacht]

@weary scroll check dms lol

[jagged ice]

u said some weird shi so I slimed,cooked and executed u in dms,wdym ran away?🤣🤣😂

[soft sparrow]

no

[keen geyser]

apparently 9mil fully upgraded

[brave silo]

why not

of course it was Duviet

[terse pine]

you me

[soft sparrow]

got gifted them years ago im not spending anything

[candid torrent]

Expensive now

[wild badger]

when

[signal whale]

whats going on

[supple hull]

I only say messi to goat

[candid torrent]

Magic

[terse pine]

minutes ago

[wild badger]

where

[molten quartz]

he said wierd stuff in my dms also

[terse pine]

i got shot in the head for setaling somebdosy car

[terse pine]

over there

[signal whale]

💀

[wild badger]

why

[wild badger]

get that man a medal

[deft anchor]

Been griefed in chat. That's a first I've seen here.

[candid torrent]

Cayo so bookie and hard

[terse pine]

i think it was a couple too😭matching cars and outfits as soon as i took the car he pulled out a mg

[jagged ice]

not this chat,his own dm

[weary scroll]

🦀 crab

[signal whale]

AN MG???

[icy oyster]

Skill issue fr

[brave silo]

...duh

[jagged ice]

its not for the weak

[signal whale]

it also gets extremely political sometimes

[terse pine]

yes it was embarrasing

[wild badger]

think about what game this is for

[weary scroll]

you are manifesting the streisand effect

[signal whale]

😭

[brave silo]

a game full of griefers, modders, and weirdos is gonna have a bad discord server

[jagged ice]

lmao

[terse pine]

you deserved it

[wild badger]

commiting war crimes

[gritty yacht]

Ayo you saw what I sent u? 😂

[terse pine]

dark do you have khanjali

[weary scroll]

that’s the thing

[muted steeple]

can someone help me obtain money on pc enhanced, i have to start over again. pm me or something.

[brave silo]

its part of the game

[narrow portal]

wtf

[brave silo]

yes

[terse pine]

grief

[narrow portal]

why tf my stock went down💔💔💔

[brave silo]

pyro

[candid torrent]

Let's run makki over with our pyros

[wild badger]

ask your 18000 employees in chat

[terse pine]

WHT

[brave silo]

deal

[narrow portal]

the fuh you mean

[candid torrent]

Snm let me buy another as my other one is destroyed

[brave silo]

"ts makki dude" 😭

[signal whale]

you have like a million employees here

[terse pine]

yeah annihilate that man

[narrow portal]

yeah

[wild badger]

eb adding “mmi ‘title’” into there name

[candid torrent]

It's cause you use a voice changer

[brave silo]

ew yall are in aim assist

[terse pine]

NO I DNOT

[terse pine]

who is yall

[brave silo]

that session is full 🙁

[deft anchor]

Wym? I just paid insurance for a garage full of destroyed vehicles I lazily decided to want back recently

[candid torrent]

Actually I'm in story mode

[icy oyster]

Sorry I stopped paying

[narrow portal]

im real bro trust trust i bringed your car back like 100 times

[brave silo]

oh

[terse pine]

stay in queue

[wild badger]

que

[brave silo]

queueue

[terse pine]

hi que

[terse pine]

quieueueue

[narrow portal]

yeah bro

[terse pine]

ok

[brave silo]

if i can kill you

[wild badger]

queueueueueueueue

[signal whale]

you fucking scam me

[terse pine]

dark send him my username in dms

[real flower]

I stopped fighting and killing the poor low,levels that kill me

[brave silo]

queueueueueueueue

[narrow portal]

thanks for the cash my homie

[terse pine]

somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed

[candid torrent]

Joining

[real flower]

and burning their cars

[brave silo]

no

[narrow portal]

can you grief like 10 other people

[brave silo]

same twin

[terse pine]

correlation where

[candid torrent]

Lockedd upp they won't let me outt

[signal whale]

it is true mmi scammed me a million times

[narrow portal]

i need money

[candid torrent]

Nooo

[keen geyser]

sounds like kos to me

[real flower]

Hmmm. give me a few million and yes

[terse pine]

good

[icy oyster]

Gd thing I don't have makki added on ps 🤣🤣🤣

[brave silo]

@terse pine kill someone until they ragequit so i can get in

[terse pine]

my khanjali is actualy so cute

[molten quartz]

what delivery u got?

[signal whale]

get on ps5 and add me we will cruise

[cold garden]

You will get griefed

[brave silo]

thought i had one but apparently not

[icy oyster]

Im too broke for ps5

[candid torrent]

Scuse me it's actually mine

[brave silo]

can we stop giving makki griefer vehicles

[icy oyster]

Fr

[signal whale]

fuh

[molten quartz]

bro said truck mission first then trashmaster

[cold garden]

Technically its a truck

[brave silo]

@terse pine new session pls

[candid torrent]

Mr. Pyro Glazer you want another khanjali

[jagged ice]

bro ru ok?are ur dms ok?😂🤣🤣😭

[brave silo]

Not particuarly

[candid torrent]

How bout a bennys pyro

[molten quartz]

bro ur a kid

[brave silo]

how tf

[candid torrent]

Magic

[jagged ice]

its fine
Ik ur a kid

[terse pine]

but there’s griefers here

[brave silo]

oooh

[icy oyster]

@terse pine gd thing we don't have eachother on ps 🤣🤣

[terse pine]

why

[naive marlin]

Do a heist

[candid torrent]

I'm gonna glitch into session

[terse pine]

no it’s mine

[brave silo]

same

[terse pine]

i bought it myself

[candid torrent]

Liar

[jagged ice]

Im nr1 griefer in gta online on ps5 lmao,thats the only thing I do in the servers

[icy oyster]

Idk lol so we can kill people on GTA

[terse pine]

i’ll grief you

[brave silo]

IT SAID THERE WAS A SPOT THEN THERE WASNT

[terse pine]

i enjoy your suffering

[brave silo]

please switch vro

[terse pine]

i’m a man

[candid torrent]

Turn spectation on

[terse pine]

THE GRIEFERS THOUGH

[brave silo]

we can get another griefer lobby

[terse pine]

there’s correlation you just don’t see it

[brave silo]

pyro makes griefers appear

[terse pine]

NO I CANT

[candid torrent]

I'm in one with 26

[terse pine]

I ALWAYS FIND THE BORING LOBBIES

[brave silo]

pyro always makes them appear

[candid torrent]

Grief is happening

[iron magnet]

How do I connect to ps 5?

[terse pine]

ok

[brave silo]

grrrrr

[keen geyser]

"good grief" is kinda a weird saying now i think about it

[candid torrent]

Pyro 2 bought

[icy oyster]

Mines in my profile lol

[brave silo]

im still trying to get in session

my characters been in and out of my mansion bed 40 times

[candid torrent]

A place just opened up

[brave silo]

it said it was full now i gotta wait for game to load again

[candid torrent]

I'm loading 🍿

[terse pine]

never do that again

[brave silo]

[candid torrent]

[covert granite]

How do I fix it saying "alert you are trying to access gta v servers with an altered version of the game. return to gta v" it is my first time joining gta online and it says this and I can't join gta online it puts me back to the one with npc

[candid torrent]

Magic idk

[brave silo]

pirated gta

[covert granite]

How is it pirated gta bro

[terse pine]

mine?

[covert granite]

I bought it on steam for the full price

[candid torrent]

Turn on spectating

[brave silo]

@terse pine im gonna cry if u dont switch lobbies

[terse pine]

why

[naive marlin]

Pirated steam

[covert granite]

Bro pls someone help me

[terse pine]

well in that case i’m not

[brave silo]

pirated pc

[candid torrent]

So we can glitch in

[covert granite]

What even is pirated steam bro

[brave silo]

🙏

[deft anchor]

Tried experimenting with Godmode. Some griefers are just desperate for a kill hit. Looked at one a min ago trying everything to kill me and now he started Headhunter.
I didn't even do nun to anyone

[covert granite]

Ok

[brave silo]

yeah turn on spectating

[terse pine]

joining new session

[brave silo]

yayyyy

[candid torrent]

Ffs

[terse pine]

no

[candid torrent]

I just loaded in 😭

My pet snail

[brave silo]

hmmm do i wanna drive a car or fly pyro

[terse pine]

niobe

[naive marlin]

Fly a car

[brave silo]

i havent used pyro in centuries

[terse pine]

why is my khanjali rainbow smoke

[candid torrent]

Never said it didn't

[weary scroll]

i personally flex on the poor with my 6.5m lazer

[terse pine]

i don’t want rainbow smoke

[brave silo]

glitch

[terse pine]

how do i get rid of it

it’s hideous

[brave silo]

I personally flex on the poor with my mansion

[brave silo]

try modifying in facility

[terse pine]

i did

[brave silo]

then you cant

[weary scroll]

yea but with the mansion you can’t shove it in their face

[terse pine]

ugh

[brave silo]

invite pls

[terse pine]

stupid smoke

[candid torrent]

This don forced me into a solo pub session 😭

[terse pine]

[brave silo]

it says u are in story mode

[rugged hound]

Yo any1 online who can rate my progress and lowkey tell me in what ways i wasted my money? Im bout to tell what I did

[terse pine]

give me a minute bud

[terse pine]

yes

i can

[candid torrent]

I don't grind money

I just spend

[weary scroll]

bro i wish you could sell the kanjli and the thruster

biggest waste of money for me

[brave silo]

makki knows nothing about gta progress btw

[candid torrent]

Use magic

[brave silo]

avenger was my biggest waste

[weary scroll]

doesn’t work i tried alr

[brave silo]

i never use my avenger

[weary scroll]

nah that bih goated

[brave silo]

i like blowing them up with my pyro

[terse pine]

i know everything

[candid torrent]

Scuse me ghosty I've never bought a shark card in my life

[weary scroll]

i never use mine tool but it’s goated

[terse pine]

try now dark

[brave silo]

no

[terse pine]

well i’ve bought 12

[candid torrent]

Yeah cause you a brokie

[sour galleon]

[weary scroll]

once bought the 60€ shark card just to gamble it in blackjack at my penthouse

[sour galleon]

who tf buying 12 shark cards

[molten quartz]

u guys say people broke when the real broke is me

[weary scroll]

went out with 200k only

[candid torrent]

I'll give you money pookie dw

[brave silo]

thank you duviet

[rugged hound]

I'm almost lvl 44 , I own a penthouse , a couple of cars , an acid lab , idk the name of the work but I own a thing which lets me buy cargo stocks for less and sell for high , I own a penthouse and lastly a kosatka + sparrow. 7.5m cash rn total made 18m

[brave silo]

or whoever that was

@terse pine sessions full btw

[sour galleon]

cuz he’s a good pilot

[molten quartz]

cuz im wanted

[terse pine]

you’re doing horrible

[candid torrent]

I glitched in

[brave silo]

dont ignore me sir

[terse pine]

WHAT

[brave silo]

session full

[molten quartz]

it was suppose to be lspd my bad

[sour galleon]

yo what

[languid warren]

Yo guys what car should i get?

[wary folio]

Is it coming from near the tracks?

[languid warren]

The toreador or a weaponized ignus?

[brave silo]

grrr

[terse pine]

no it’s coming from my stupid cute khanjali

[brave silo]

toreador

[wary folio]

[brave silo]

🤦‍♂️

[sour galleon]

are you jimmy

[wary folio]

I'm saying is that smoke coming from near where the wheels would be on your Khanjali

[rugged hound]

On god? I don't think so? I own like 2 business and 1 heist thing

[brave silo]

@terse pine can you stop joining full sessions

[terse pine]

i have wheels

[terse pine]

no

[brave silo]

or turn on spectate

[wary folio]

Because if it's coming from that area it could be the tire smoke add-on that you would have to change

[brave silo]

session is full

[sour galleon]

okay bro i’ll add you

[candid torrent]

@terse pine why passive abuse 😂

[molten quartz]

when people dont want someone they try to make excuses of lobbies

[brave silo]

makki is the biggest bully ever btw

[candid torrent]

Trust

[terse pine]

yes

[wary folio]

But question is do you deserve it and maybe have been a bully first?

[brave silo]

No its literally full i cant even get in

[terse pine]

yes he does and yes he was

[wary folio]

There's your answer to why

[brave silo]

No and no

She is lying

[wary folio]

@terse pine remember that time somebody killed us for no reason and then I hunted them down

[brave silo]

that was me

[deft anchor]

Small world.

[wary folio]

What vehicle was I in then?

[brave silo]

idk i was lying

[molten quartz]

im liking a npc how do i start a convo with her she standing in my club line

[wary folio]

I knew you were

[brave silo]

i hope you did

@terse pine your sessions suck

[candid torrent]

She's griefing

[wary folio]

How do we know it's not something on your end

[brave silo]

Because her session is full lol

[wary folio]

Maybe she's just popular

[terse pine]

YES

HI PATCHY

[brave silo]

funny

[candid torrent]

Sessions at 27 you should be able to join.

[brave silo]

my game crashed

[clever heron]

I can't help but mention why I wonder if you have to buy the tow truk

[candid torrent]

Oh dam

[brave silo]

im gonna cry

[terse pine]

oh no thank you for mentioning

[clever heron]

Hey

[brave silo]

im gonna kill makki when i get in session

[clever heron]

Do not

[deft anchor]

Jeez

[terse pine]

Hey

[brave silo]

his

thats a her i think

[clever heron]

Who has yellow car

[sullen bolt]

u never know

[brave silo]

i think everyone here has at least one

[terse pine]

thought wrong

[clever heron]

It has like some supplie in the back

[terse pine]

no patchy i do not

[clever heron]

You deliver it to mc

[signal whale]

hello patchouli cedar

[clever heron]

Hello

[brave silo]

it happens

[tribal swallow]

yoo

[brave silo]

@ebon grove What level are u

[terse pine]

@signal whale help him

[tribal swallow]

is the weed business good?

[terse pine]

oh you’re where

[brave silo]

no not really

[bright ocean]

67

[tribal swallow]

i need help im just start outt

[brave silo]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@tribal swallow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @brave silo

[bright ocean]

To go to the strip club

[brave silo]

i wanna scan makki with the terrobyte

[terse pine]

no

[brave silo]

please

[terse pine]

no

[candid torrent]

Lmaoo

[brave silo]

makki guess what

[terse pine]

what

[brave silo]

im in

[sullen bolt]

and find a bucket full of s

[deft anchor]

YEAHHH!!!

[clever heron]

Remember when gta had no casino

[brave silo]

pyro time

[brave silo]

it always had a casino, just not enterable

[clever heron]

Oh yea

[brave silo]

@terse pine are u passive

[terse pine]

no

[brave silo]

i havent flown this in forever

@candid torrent are u in?

[signal whale]

with what?

[light granite]

is this rare

[clever heron]

Some guy in a Avenger was flying

[terse pine]

what else would he be doing patchy

[narrow portal]

guys

[clever heron]

Rpg him n shot him with the rail gun

[terse pine]

PH NO

[signal whale]

no

[narrow portal]

i need money so can someone blow up their car and call me?

[narrow portal]

did i ask 🦶🏿

[candid torrent]

Aye

[clever heron]

Do you have experience in using sql

[abstract hare]

Anyone able to tell me how to get either the red or purple joggers?

[clever heron]

She talking bout vlothes

[brave silo]

me and makki killed eachother

[clever heron]

Maam the clothing store

[narrow portal]

🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿🥷🏿

[rich sluice]

U can’t buy joggers at the clothing store

[abstract hare]

🥲🥲

[soft sparrow]

theres prob jobs for almost any joggers

idk about white tho

[abstract hare]

I know it’s just any ones I try don’t work :(((

[deft anchor]

Damn

[clever heron]

Not that kind she talkin bout the thing you insert

[terse pine]

WHAT

[clever heron]

You touch it

N then insert on your legs

[narrow portal]

[abstract hare]

U know how?

[rich sluice]

I’m not listening to someone who said u buy the joggers at the clothing store

[narrow portal]

Kifflom

[twin slate]

Llhlo anyone help me cayo please

[clever heron]

Im gunna whip you

[signal whale]

yes

[rich sluice]

Noooooo don’t do that 🥺

[narrow portal]

nope💔

[rich sluice]

I do NOT want to be whipped

Do NOT whip me

[narrow portal]

wrong emoji🦶🏿

[clever heron]

No I wint

[narrow portal]

oops

[frail bobcat]

grown man

[narrow portal]

wtf are those emojis

[rich sluice]

Mors mutual just replace my car dawg 💔

[narrow portal]

guys i need help rq🦶🏿🦶🏿

[clever heron]

Im suing @narrow portal

[narrow portal]

my lawyer is saul goodman

[clever heron]

My lawyer is avi

[candid torrent]

Free insurance for life then I'll help

[signal whale]

you charge too much for recovering one car

[narrow portal]

deal

[signal whale]

me too

[rich sluice]

Avi. Finna turn a parking ticket disput in a life or death situation

[twin slate]

Anyone give me help cayo ??

[clever heron]

Sue her

[narrow portal]

then your ahh is broke my man there's nothing i can do if you dont have 10000-30000

[clever heron]

I farted

[brave silo]

@terse pine truce

[terse pine]

ok

gang up on stanced

[brave silo]

idk his name

[narrow portal]

your damn car get blown up by a fucking orbital cannon what am i supposed to do bro

[clever heron]

This one sounded like loud

[terse pine]

stanca

[clever heron]

Not the one that spund like motorcycle

[brave silo]

yes

[twin slate]

Anyone help me cayo heist setup is ready

[candid torrent]

I was tryna kill this mk2 but he flew away 😂

[narrow portal]

!lfg

[fresh magnet]

@twin slate, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @narrow portal

[terse pine]

HE CAME TO ME WND BLEW ME UP

[rich sluice]

Vine wood app so much better than mors

[clever heron]

No in strip club getting a lap dance

Jk

[terse pine]

@signal whale are you disappointed

[brave silo]

@candid torrent stop bullying me

[narrow portal]

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/1353725879230140548 this

[brave silo]

@terse pine get outta passive

[terse pine]

just you wait soon he’ll say he killed you 300 times when it was only 12

[terse pine]

NO THE GUY IS BLOWING ME UP AND I WANT TO DECORATE MY CAR

[tropic raptor]

Yellow

[brave silo]

i got stuck in an emote

[deft anchor]

Who'd you choose?

[tropic raptor]

You

[narrow portal]

guys i have every stripper contact

[woeful belfry]

What should i buy i have 3 million, i have no cars

[clever heron]

Hey

[narrow portal]

cheetah or infernus

[terse pine]

Hey

[tropic raptor]

They don't even look that good

[narrow portal]

i dont know

[wary folio]

If you think about it you and stanced both want to join her session

[narrow portal]

how dare you

your insurance is cancelled

[clever heron]

Im a whip@ebon grove

[spiral plank]

What should I spend my money on I'm beginner player and got saved up 1.2m from cluck in bell

[brave silo]

erm actually we are both in

[terse pine]

look how cute my car is

[candid torrent]

Whys my name brought up

[wary folio]

In my opinion I would keep saving it so that when you find something you want that's useful you can afford it

[brave silo]

@terse pine leave passive i have something to show

[terse pine]

yes you are a whip!

[clever heron]

Give it to me

[tropic raptor]

Get another Mil and buy the Kosatka

[terse pine]

i did

[narrow portal]

wtf is this cha

[brave silo]

ok

[clever heron]

Gimmi your lunch money

[narrow portal]

yep

[deft anchor]

No surprise. With the amount of stress you show here, you clearly needed all of them

[candid torrent]

No thanks

[clever heron]

Jk

[spiral plank]

At that point I would save extra money for the sparrow

[tropic raptor]

Where are you Headquartered ?

[narrow portal]

ts was not tuff😭

[narrow portal]

rockford hills

[tropic raptor]

Really?

I didn't know that

[terse pine]

ça you buy me lunch with it

[clever heron]

@narrow portal can I get your manager name and both a copy of your and the managers identification card

[viral shard]

I just got kostka how to start cayo ill do it tmrw

[clever heron]

Jk

[terse pine]

and the that

[narrow portal]

yep there is a building that says MMI on it

[brave silo]

@candid torrent is that car even released yet?

[candid torrent]

Nope

[brave silo]

i want one

[candid torrent]

I've got both buffalo's too

[brave silo]

share?

[candid torrent]

Snm you know gctf?

[brave silo]

nope lmao

[candid torrent]

Ofc

[tropic raptor]

Well Good Night guys

[candid torrent]

Dm me I'll send you a tutorial

[signal whale]

i have close to 160 million lmao

[signal whale]

who

[clever heron]

Im going to sue @narrow portal

[narrow portal]

by the way its right next to record a studio

[signal whale]

💀

[narrow portal]

then thats not expensive

[signal whale]

YES I AM

[signal whale]

PATCHOULI CEDAR.

[mighty isle]

who dafuk is this

[clever heron]

We will sue@narrow portal

[covert granite]

guys how do I fix this "The operation of GTA V was terminated due to an unexpected error. If this error occurred while entering the game, try reinstalling the Mods Engine in the Five Mods application." it closes my game right after I save my character

[signal whale]

i hate paying btw

[mighty isle]

more mutal insurance

[signal whale]

get it back for the low price of 49.99

[narrow portal]

mr madradzo

[clever heron]

Leme get your manager

[mighty isle]

[clever heron]

N your badge id

[narrow portal]

no bro

if you do i will cancel ur insurance

[icy oyster]

Makki did

[brave silo]

@terse pine this car is strong btw

[gilded mango]

Oh my the kittens are active today.

[clever heron]

@narrow portal im call lspd

[terse pine]

so am i

[narrow portal]

i'll realese the el rubio files if you call my manager

[terse pine]

that was me

[clever heron]

N sue you for fraud

[terse pine]

hi mom

[thin wolf]

yall, is focusing on nightclub worth it? wanna know before i actually buy everything

[terse pine]

yes

[narrow portal]

💔

[fringe canyon]

Yeah, good passive income!

[mighty isle]

[narrow portal]

simp

[gilded mango]

Im to young to be your mother.

[clever heron]

Jk

[terse pine]

what

[wary folio]

Probably Rockstar

[wary folio]

Lol

[thin wolf]

how long u think its gonna take to make my momey back

[icy oyster]

Makki 🤣

[icy oyster]

Wassup jdog

[clever heron]

Is it uh nvr mind

[mighty isle]

dont wanna see em :o

[deft anchor]

Got some money coming your way @narrow portal .
Seeing a lot of X's at a car meet on the map

[stone briar]

how can i get rid off my properties like garages?

[terse pine]

no

[wary folio]

Try Lfg channels

[fringe canyon]

I haven't after a week or so after buying the nightclub, but it's mainly passive income because I do Cayos for my main.

[gilded mango]

Hes probably a 30 yr old man.
Im just a 23yr old woman.

[clever heron]

Jk

[frail bobcat]

damn

[clever heron]

Is the pizza thing good

[marble moat]

i have just purchased the toe door

[fringe canyon]

If you want to simulate having a job, sure! Otherwise, no.

[icy oyster]

I got 6 cars coming Ur way

[gilded mango]

For my birthday you wana buy me shark cards.

[fringe canyon]

At that point you're better off doing something else...

[clever heron]

@narrow portal hi are you hiring

[terse pine]

WHTS BARCODES CAR CALLED

ITS SO CUTE

[wary folio]

How much do you have in game?

[icy oyster]

Where's my invite 😭

I have countless insurances 🤣

[gilded mango]

Millions. Since i run cayo solo and cluck and know way

[clever heron]

@icy oyster is geico better then @narrow portal

[terse pine]

what’s ur user

[icy oyster]

Dms

[wary folio]

I remember Cayo before they kept nerfing it and it used to be good then in my opinion

[gilded mango]

La paleta Aliany Garcia

[fringe canyon]

No grabber is throwing away money... ;-;

[clever heron]

@gilded mango Sue @narrow portal use geico

[icy oyster]

[gilded mango]

You have eyes. Lol.

[terse pine]

no

[gilded mango]

I dont speak arabic either.

[clever heron]

Who is going to whip@gilded mango

[terse pine]

[gilded mango]

Men Are perverted so i assume all wana touch me.

[icy oyster]

[faint spear]

I open discord and see this

[slow flame]

This chat is wild

[faint spear]

Ffs

[pseudo elm]

Wow wtf

[icy oyster]

[slow flame]

Every time a girl name/pfp enters the chat lmao

[sour zenith]

The discord bots are coming out the woodwork

[terse pine]

what’s wrong with you😭

[pseudo elm]

I logged in at the wrong time

[gilded mango]

The dead by daylight chat is worst. Unless u enjoy men threatning other men with butt stuff.

[clever heron]

Is prolly some person impersonsting

[marble moat]

i have officially wasted all of my money for the toreador

🤑

[faint spear]

How can you buy a company if I never put it on sale

[clever heron]

Using g a female photo

[icy oyster]

[fringe canyon]

Yeah, once you have an HSW vehicle or an oppressor, it is.

[gilded yew]

gta needs to start doing collabs

[gilded mango]

Sell it and duplicate it get your money back and keep the car.

[pseudo elm]

Im out

[marble moat]

what

how do i dupe cars

[clever heron]

Go to gta media

[faint spear]

I'm not your dad

Tyvm

[sullen bolt]

you're my son?

[sour zenith]

Yeah this is definitely a bot or a dude cause no half decent women genuinely has this knowledge on GTA

[icy oyster]

Alr Im out 🤣

[gilded mango]

Its called youtube shorts.

[compact roost]

Hi

[solid harness]

Yoo can anyone tell me how can I play gtav online free without buying the game 🙂

[faint spear]

You can't

[brave silo]

you gotta buy it dawg

[solid harness]

So there is no legit method?!!

[wary folio]

Are you forgetting about wall

[gilded mango]

Go to the bank and demand the teller give you 4000 quid.

[pearl estuary]

Wait for the epic to make it free again

[soft sparrow]

put on a gameplay vid and pretend your playing

[sour zenith]

Wall is an advanced AI from 200 years in the future

[wary folio]

@pliant kestrel

[faint spear]

Athena too*

Where is this going

[wintry river]

its only 15$ anyways, if you have a PC that can run it you should be able to afford that easily

[gilded mango]

The wall will fry all organic life.

[solid harness]

Okay

[terse pine]

are you on

[gilded mango]

Unless he is a child.

[brave silo]

im doing something rq

[terse pine]

alr

[marble moat]

guys guys i juat discovered some crazy shiiit 🤑

[terse pine]

what

[wary folio]

That person wall actually has knowledge of how to fix certain things sometimes in game that people may have

[faint spear]

Alr, time to do goofy shit in my tampa gt cuz bored

[solid harness]

I can afford but thought to ask once

[clever heron]

The car is yellow

[marble moat]

if you go to lesters house at 3am epstein appears 😭 🤑 🤑 🤑

[clever heron]

I can't find

[gilded mango]

Why not invite me to your crew and eventually play with me.

[clever heron]

Do yellow car spawn random

Is like not a car

Think a truck

[clever heron]

Want me to plsy with you

[sour zenith]

There are fortunately LS Custom shops around the map where you can paint your car yellow yourself

[gilded mango]

Will i make money or will u try to flirt with me.

[stiff granite]

some guy just killed me while i was afk left the game then dmed me 1-0 and called me black

[clever heron]

No I mean its like a car you get then you have to lose cops then deluver it to mc

[signal whale]

💀

[eternal river]

Hello. Anyone available to help with the last 2 Operation Paper Trail mission for Career Progre Tier 4 challenge?

[sour zenith]

That’s the Tampa. It’s on Southern San Andreas

[fresh magnet]

@eternal river, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[clever heron]

I have autoshop uh wr can do vimcent or i can help you sell your mc stuff

[terse pine]

i’m crine😭

[clever heron]

Do you have ring on your finger

[rich sluice]

Lester tuah

[stiff granite]

he doesn’t know shit abt money he’s broke himself

[signal whale]

BRO COME ON

[signal whale]

he loves talking about getting money but never gets it. hes like lamar. hes always chasing the bag but the bag is running away

[stiff granite]

lamar just speaking out his greened out ass all the time tbh this guys sober still not getting shit done 🫩

[signal whale]

hes always trying to make some fucking paper but never chases it 💔

[clever heron]

Imagine hiests 4x

[signal whale]

imagine heists 400x

[clever heron]

Yes

[fringe canyon]

Would finally be an incentive for these suckas to get on Apartment heists...

[signal whale]

youd love that wouldnt you patchouli cedar

[clever heron]

Yes

[slow flame]

Big dog

Big nuts

[stiff granite]

someone run patchouli a modded heist

[terse pine]

that’s danish

[clever heron]

@narrow portal ma'am so a customer car spawned in my salvage yard n now its gone

[signal whale]

on god bro

[signal whale]

?

[clever heron]

Bro do i need to go to computer

Yes

I assume you have boobs

[terse pine]

WHAT

[clever heron]

Do it

Im switching to geico

[signal whale]

WHAT

[icy oyster]

@terse pine rude

[gilded mango]

I mean i was close to a mansion but theres no mission attached to it so ima just fly around in my avenger.

[terse pine]

no

[stiff granite]

mansions are worth it cuz the production boost and fast travel

[clever heron]

Ok

[stiff granite]

i’ve got all 3

[clever heron]

Ok

[gilded mango]

I dont care for the fast travel. But the speed boost to the acid labs sounds okay

[terse pine]

PATCHY YOURE GONNA GET BANNED

[clever heron]

Ok sry

[woeful belfry]

What should i buy with 3 million

[gilded mango]

@moderator please get this man before he SAs me.

[clever heron]

I have a question bout entry mission

[candid torrent]

@terse pine watch Mr. Pyro Glazer is gonna glitch out in less time than you and not take 3 whole hours

[signal whale]

BRO CALM DOWN 💔

[terse pine]

IT WASNT MY DAYLT

[frail bobcat]

grown man

[terse pine]

I FORGOT TO PRESS CORCLE ALL YHOSE TIMRS

[woeful belfry]

Already have

[clever heron]

No ill stop

[signal whale]

i had a dude threaten to come find me and beat my ass and the mods did nothing. idk if they will for this

[fringe canyon]

Get a sparrow.

[wary folio]

Mansion has the ability to boost one of your businesses for 24 hours.

[woeful belfry]

Why

[mighty isle]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @mighty isle

[candid torrent]

You also kept getting me killed in that recent session by walking infront of my shots 😂

[clever heron]

Ok so auroshop um entry point what is the iaa

[fringe canyon]

To make money faster on Cayo! :P

[signal whale]

i always blow up those knoway cars

[clever heron]

Is it like under ground

[woeful belfry]

What should i buy after that

[gilded mango]

My pfp is a selfie just like yours …. Or is yours a selfie.
It looks adjacent.

[fringe canyon]

Anything you'd like! It's a free country!

[clever heron]

Was flying in buyer what do I look for

[wary folio]

Also if I remember correctly you can actually teleport to any of your businesses from it

[woeful belfry]

Ur unfunny and ur rotting on this channel the whole day. GET A JOB!

[clever heron]

Guys you can collect from safe from vinewood club

I think

[stiff granite]

if you put it on acid lab and then boost the acid lab from inside of it aswell it boosts tf out of it

[woeful belfry]

U reacted to me when i said what should i buy after sparrow u low intellectual human being

[stiff granite]

the boosts stack and your acid lab fills in like an hour

[gilded mango]

Kool guess ill buy a mansion before gta6 drops

[gritty yacht]

If that was a selfie of bro, I'd need dude to get on my 600 pound life and get a bag 😂😂

[wintry river]

lets relax please @woeful belfry @narrow portal

[clever heron]

Now are these free

[stiff granite]

are what free

[clever heron]

To boost

[stiff granite]

duh

[clever heron]

@narrow portal yea calm down

[gilded mango]

Its probably a man thats close to what he looks like irl.

[clever heron]

Somine open the window

[stiff granite]

dirty foot

[clever heron]

Put some socks on

Your gunna make the chat puke

[gritty yacht]

Nah, some mfers really be into that shit 😈😋

[icy oyster]

Makki why bully me 😭

[stiff granite]

ur def into ts

[gilded mango]

Drop your job title then.

[agile timber]

Hello, please I need help, since yesterday when i get invited to a race i load into the race alone, in a different lobby, and when i join a public race i got sent back to online and i dont know what else i can do, i uninstalled and installed, restarted wifi, check Network, deleted cache, restarted ps5, please i need help

[clever heron]

I have ps5

[fringe canyon]

I got two phones!

[patent tusk]

i got two dolla

[fresh magnet]

@wild pelican, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stiff granite

[gilded mango]

I didnt say u didnt. I said drop your job title.

[gritty yacht]

Hell nah I'm not, I was playing around 😭

[patent tusk]

lies

[stiff granite]

nah don’t lie about it now

[patent tusk]

[clever heron]

Who that

[fringe canyon]

MMI just got murked!!!

[still osprey]

is this safe space chat .. 😭

[terse pine]

not for you

[stiff granite]

nah there’s a guy in here with a foot fetish

[gilded mango]

Has it even been.

[clever heron]

Gta

[gritty yacht]

Shiiiet, I'm a Aircraft technician

[gilded mango]

Whooooo

[still osprey]

shit i’m just asking i’m new to the server

[placid solar]

The RC Bandito time trials are literally impossible...

[signal whale]

fr???

[terse pine]

gtaaaa

[gritty yacht]

Yeah, certified A&P tech by the FAA

[gilded yew]

biblical skill issue

[marble tangle]

Guh

[icy oyster]

Check Dms

[signal whale]

bro thats fucking fire, i wanna be a pilot

[signal whale]

HE GOT MUTED

[gritty yacht]

I fix planes and put them together

[signal whale]

PATCHOULI CEDAR

[bleak cove]

why are there so many bums that just sit in kostaka and spam missiles

[signal whale]

airliners?

[bleak cove]

bro like get a job you fucking bum

[marble tangle]

Wsg king

[terse pine]

IM CRINE

[stiff granite]

maybe don’t piss them off that’s on u

[gritty yacht]

Yes, I work for a airline

[gilded mango]

Im an RN

[signal whale]

wsg king

[marble tangle]

Proof

[bleak cove]

i didnt i was js doing headhunter with my raiju

[signal whale]

which? if you can say

[gilded yew]

jet/mk2 + ghost org

[gritty yacht]

Gulfstream

[stiff granite]

it doesn’t seem like it considering ur mad ash

[marble tangle]

Nm hbu

[stiff granite]

u 100% griefed them and they fought back 💀

[signal whale]

oh thats fire asf man, i wanna fly for alaska. thats where its at fr

[bleak cove]

cus he kept killing me? for no reason? lmao not that hard to understand

[icy oyster]

@terse pine truce?

[signal whale]

nm king, doing cmm soon

[terse pine]

yes come see my car

[marble tangle]

Peak

[gilded mango]

Well come get sick in my town ull see me in the hospital and the. You can say hey ive seen you from discord and then ill have you transfered to another room. Lol

[marble tangle]

Doin cayo setups rn

[jagged sedge]

Maybe we'll do smth about it if you show us in modmail

[bleak cove]

and how would you know

[marble tangle]

Mannn

[gritty yacht]

Once I can get another 1-2 year of experience, I'm gonna try to apply for lockheed so I can work on the F series (Fighter jets)

[icy oyster]

Lair

[signal whale]

i lost ss of it. i got told to stop getting mods attention when i tried

[stiff granite]

cuz u in here bitching about it

[gilded mango]

You can drink something to put you in our care.

[signal whale]

thats so cool bro wtff

[marble tangle]

No

[terse pine]

was that the cuss word situation

[placid solar]

Yeah I can't drive the RC fr, plus it's jumps are unpredictable, RNG elements like traffic, weather and NPCs spawning

[bleak cove]

why would i bitch about someone getitng revenge im bitching about it cus i did nothing

[signal whale]

no

[bleak cove]

gosh these people are slowwww

[stiff granite]

right

[gritty yacht]

Rate the whip >
#community message

[gilded mango]

Do u want to get snipped….?

[bleak cove]

yes right

[stiff granite]

well quit bitching it’s a game

[bleak cove]

its life

bro i am one with my gta online character

[gritty yacht]

@signal whale I just bought it a few months ago, I take it to car shows

[rich sluice]

Hey does your money go from character to your other

[marble tangle]

No i dont wanna become a transmission

[icy oyster]

@terse pine y leave

[signal whale]

is that an s2000?

[stiff granite]

yes

[gritty yacht]

Yes

[signal whale]

thats sick man

[plush stirrup]

Who wants 3.3x3.3?

[gilded mango]

Sc luciannaakjh. 😉

[gritty yacht]

It was originally my coworker, but I offered to buy it off him and we talked about it for a few months and I finally got it

[gilded mango]

10.89

[signal whale]

how much if you dont mind

[gritty yacht]

My next car I wanna buy is a 1987 m3 e30 BMW

[marble tangle]

Peak choice

[terse pine]

hi go to community before you get silenced

[stiff granite]

i had a 2010

[gritty yacht]

30k

[signal whale]

yeah lets go to #community

[patent tusk]

30k for s2000?

[sullen bolt]

fully modded i think

[gritty yacht]

Correct

[fresh magnet]

@wispy portal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @stiff granite

[patent tusk]

then that's okay

[gritty yacht]

275hp or so

[gilded mango]

Its time to get off this

[fresh magnet]

@undone bison, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[undone bison]

sorry bro

[stiff granite]

what that mean

[fringe canyon]

Say sorry to Lester!

[undone bison]

i said

[wintry river]

we dont need to know this

[brave silo]

goo goo

[sour zenith]

$30K for an S2000 is pretty solid

[marble tangle]

Gaa gaa

[fringe canyon]

🦗

[gritty yacht]

My daughter loves the car. Only because it goes fast and makes cool noises 😂

[sullen bolt]

cracks and pops

[brave silo]

i want a miata ngl

[gritty yacht]

I have aftermarket bells and whistles so when I change gears, it makes other sounds too haha

She absolutely loves it.

[terse pine]

[gritty yacht]

My dream car is a 67 Chevy impala

[fringe canyon]

Alright man, I don't wanna be that person but your perfect life is for #community. Tired of it!

[gilded yew]

Gotta get used to how bouncy it is and ease off the accelerator on turns

[candid torrent]

Passat

[terse pine]

hi

[candid torrent]

2010 rs6 saloon 🤤

[agile timber]

So?

[candid torrent]

Bluds muted

[fringe canyon]

Wow, you are like a few minutes late, maybe an hour... the guy's muted!

[patent tusk]

guys did you know that he's muted

[agile timber]

Lol

[candid torrent]

No, thanks for the information pooks

[fringe canyon]

Whaat! I swear it's like someone said it!

I can't believe what I am not hearing!

[candid torrent]

What'd the doylem do?

[patent tusk]

do headhunter and sightseer pay the most or there's a more high paying vip work

[fringe canyon]

You're a goylem!

[solid holly]

I get muted for what???

[candid torrent]

It's doylem actually

[solid holly]

I was asking for 1 v1

[fringe canyon]

Whose mans is this?

[patent tusk]

[solid holly]

God

[candid torrent]

Banana

[patent tusk]

bapple

[fringe canyon]

Bless!

[candid torrent]

Pineapple

Green juice

[fringe canyon]

Wine or Green Juice in the Apartment?

[candid torrent]

Both

[wintry river]

you need to use LFG instead

[fringe canyon]

Motherfather!

[solid holly]

Lfg for 1v1 like that?

[patent tusk]

lester tell em

[fringe canyon]

Yo whoever's mans is this, get him!

[wintry river]

yeah, #pc-e｜other-lfg

[solid holly]

Thx man

[pliant kestrel]

Purple juice is better than green juice

[fringe canyon]

Grimace?

[candid torrent]

Who said green juice is good

[fringe canyon]

I did!

[candid torrent]

Who's I did?

[fringe canyon]

Me!

[candid torrent]

Me?

[pliant kestrel]

Common townsfolk of low status

Thats whom

[fringe canyon]

Townsfolk of low status keep society going! They are integral!

[woeful belfry]

Wnat should i buy with 40 million?

[candid torrent]

Eggs

[fringe canyon]

Your dignity?

[woeful belfry]

???

[fringe canyon]

Might be a bit short...

[patent tusk]

i tpd to a mountain just to get mauled by a cougar

[woeful belfry]

BOII

[patent tusk]

i was alt tabbed

[fringe canyon]

tpd?

What is this?

[pliant spindle]

He hungry

[fringe canyon]

Tadpole Domination?

[pliant kestrel]

As soon as I get a red dot on my map I pull my carbine out and rifle dump it, no chances Im getting oneshot by an oversized cat

[signal hedge]

guys is vigilante actually useful for missions?

[pliant spindle]

Very

[fringe canyon]

If you can aim well, not really.

[signal hedge]

i have 3.7 mil thinking of upgrading casino penthouse for fun or buying this

[pliant kestrel]

Its good if you dont lose or crash it in a place you get it stuck, lose it, or die

[fringe canyon]

Seeing as you're on console, probably better off spending it somewhere else.

[patent tusk]

i was gonna do that too but i was alt tabbed checking smth

[pliant spindle]

He just hungry, he won't bite

[fringe canyon]

Save it for next content update or something? Always good to have money.

[patent tusk]

i even knew it spawns there cuz i was on mount gordo

[fresh magnet]

@karmic epoch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[stiff granite]

penthouse is completely pointless just save

[jagged sedge]

Not the worst purchase to make since you pretty much gain back what you spent when doing the casino missions

[stiff granite]

yeah but for him he’s already got one so i’m sure he’s already done the missions there’d be no point in upgrading

[jagged sedge]

Oh right upgrading

[brave silo]

i love my penthouse

it was always set as my spawn before mansion came out

[glacial tapir]

does anybody on xbox have the cops and crooks classic job bookmarked?

[sullen bolt]

i do feel penthouse is for some reasons better than mansions

[wild badger]

explain.

[stiff granite]

there’s no logical reason that penthouses would be better all they give you are missions and your own blackjack/poker table

and the garage is ass

with mansion you get 20 car garage, production boosts and fast travel

[sullen bolt]

right

[soft fox]

Wait does it not work if I renovate the arcedius business centre for dr Dre mission?

[harsh mesa]

There doesnt have to be a logical reason for what u think, everyone has different opinions

[wild badger]

in this case, that opinion is entirely invalid

not yours the other guy.

[brave silo]

IMO the mansion garage is kinda ugly

[wild badger]

agreed, but more space.

[stiff granite]

imo the pyro kicks rocks

[brave silo]

True

[celest hornet]

what's with the black profile pictures lol

[brave silo]

Coincidence

[modest portal]

whens next big update

[fringe canyon]

Some kind of protest?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah.. both penthouse and mansion have ass garage interiors

[fresh magnet]

@modest portal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @icy oyster

[icy oyster]

Oops

[woeful belfry]

What do people mean with b2b???

[wild badger]

tomorrow, mile high club gets finished

[harsh mesa]

[icy oyster]

No pls

[harsh mesa]

I didnt fucking get a PD cayo yet

[fresh magnet]

B2B or "Back to Back" refers to hosting any in-game activity (jobs, heists, etc) with another player successively (one after the other) in a way that suits both parties.

Requested by: @icy oyster

[icy oyster]

@woeful belfry

[woeful belfry]

I dont vet it

[wild badger]

[icy oyster]

Basically host starts a heist gives the most money to the other person when hesit is done host will leave making the game pay the second person the money while host keeps their heist

[celest hornet]

is that not just an exploit

[woeful belfry]

Do uou wanna do it together friend?

[icy oyster]

Ur ps5 I'm ps4

[woeful belfry]

We can still play then right

[stiff granite]

no

[icy oyster]

Crossplay isn't a thing

[maiden stump]

How can I be Staff?

[woeful belfry]

What is a grabber

[stiff granite]

buy him a ps5

[woeful belfry]

B2B // PANTHER STATUE // 6 GOLD // HARD MODE // BEST LOOT POSSIBLE // NGF. What do they mean with ngf???

[stiff granite]

not going first

[woeful belfry]

I know but what do they mean

[real flower]

Lester your build like a toad.

[stiff granite]

they’re not going first

[harsh mesa]

U pay $500k to get the role, then $50k every month to keep it

[woeful belfry]

With what

[icy oyster]

Their heist

[maiden stump]

Are you serious?

[woeful belfry]

What?

[harsh mesa]

I am

[nova quartz]

is the arcade and the auto shop in the mansion worth it? can't decicide if i should buy it

[maiden stump]

$500k real money?

[gritty yacht]

Typically means they wanna take most of the cut for the first however many runs

[harsh mesa]

Ofc

[stiff granite]

i don’t understand why people post b2b lfgs and say ngf the mf who posts it is supposed to go first that’s how it works in other gta servers it should be a rule here too

[terse pine]

omg

[woeful belfry]

But the host leaves right? So he doesnt get any money so what

[maiden stump]

What the.

[icy oyster]

Makki change Ur name to I got owned 🤣

[gritty yacht]

🤷‍♂️

[robust kettle]

Can someone help me with a mission

[fresh magnet]

@robust kettle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @stiff granite

[terse pine]

I DIDNT EVEN LEAVE BEVAUSE OF THAT

I WAS BORED😭

[icy oyster]

I still own you 🤣

[stiff granite]

why lie

[gritty yacht]

How do you check server xp?