gta-online

[versed nebula]

Right

[deft cargo]

Idk, i just wanna get it to 100 hahah

[strange sundial]

Mf pc players so lucky they can access rockstar social club real easy

[deft cargo]

Yep

Bur they strugfle with broken modded lobbies and hackers so its a okay trade

[upper girder]

Time to grind some dre missions

[normal warren]

bruv this glitch requires 2 people

and the trash vest capture

[strange sundial]

Exactly my point, even booking marking jobs seems to be a pain in the ass

Mf kilo a wizard

[sour galleon]

april fools

[signal whale]

THATS SO COOL

[strange sundial]

Just knows everything

What level are you?

[terse pine]

danish why did you react to this

[terse pine]

unlike you how could you

[signal whale]

huh

[strange sundial]

I got a question you might not be entirely possible to answer, but I wanna ask it in this discord anyway

[terse pine]

YOU TEMOVED IT

[signal whale]

??

[strange sundial]

I migrated my gta account to Xbox, but I want it on ps5, is there anyway to contact rockstar and get my account switched over?

[sour galleon]

you guys just keep talking here

[terse pine]

yes we love talking

[strange sundial]

If I switched to pc would I be able to have either that migrated account, or my existing ps5 account

[normal warren]

rockstar barely fix their own glitches u think they give a fuck to migrate your account

[pliant kestrel]

You used to be able to do it but it was removed a bit ago

[strange sundial]

Your kidding

[pliant spindle]

Frying Macaroni

[terse pine]

WHAT

NO

[pliant spindle]

[deft cargo]

Same, gta5 is like far cry and skyrim elder scrolls, some games are ment for consoles hahah

Tried to change emblem but yall right, it dont support small screens, bur what if i try to do it on my smart tv? Hella big screen there?

[nocturne mauve]

almost 50 people on vc chat

thats crazy

[deft cargo]

Whats even the point, either it sounds like a massive yelling fest or u can barely get a word in lol

Is that a cheat? If so dont buy it, jjst play the game

[sour galleon]

didn’t ask

[deft cargo]

Cheats just gets u banned in the end hahah

[sour galleon]

sorry that was payback

[deft cargo]

U can level up fine with work hours bud, i work myself snd i just got to 107

[pliant kestrel]

People often refer to it as a 2013 game despite never having actually played it from the date it was released, strange

[terse pine]

why

[deft cargo]

Then whats the issue? Lmao ure already insanely high leveled

[pliant kestrel]

Probably used an RP glitch and realized it didn't give them money

Level doesn't determine playtime nor experience.

[sour galleon]

don’t care get whipped

i’m telling rockstar

[pliant kestrel]

Why are you asking for money then, just cheat more

[deft cargo]

Why cheat on games lmao, the whole point of the game is to get progress

[terse pine]

WHAT

[deft cargo]

Makki what did u do to this poor zog to. Make him hate u so much

Cayo heist is s glitch

[sour galleon]

chicken butt

[deft cargo]

Super easy, theres doomsday glitches, car glitches

Ye

[terse pine]

@signal whale look it’s you

[deft cargo]

Then keep on trying bud

[signal whale]

??

[sour galleon]

wassup

[deft cargo]

I grind cayo everyday since im to lazy to learn new heists hahah but still with bunker and suxh i make many millions a day

Dr. Dre contract for example is an easy mill

[pliant kestrel]

You sent 1 total heist message, nobody responded probably because you didn't try looking harder

[deft cargo]

Kosatkta

[pliant spindle]

bruh...

[deft cargo]

Bur u should have it already if not its only like 1-2m

[pliant spindle]

Security just shot the hostage... ;-;

[deft cargo]

And cayo takes like an hour max to set up

Faster once u get the groove of it

Its just that most cheaters in games fuk around and ruins it for everyone else

[signal whale]

wsg

[deft cargo]

Im not saying ure that type but thats why we hate cheaters

[sour galleon]

we good we good

[deft cargo]

Ye cuz games like everything else is abt making progress by doing stuff, once u cheat and get lots of money u ruined the purpose of the game and u get boored

Nut like every newbie to the game always try to get the kosatka first as cayo is so essy to exploit and even without glirch u esrn alot

Mabh forza horizon could be a better fit idk

But if u dont hsve the kosatka u can always do 2x jobs and such or find people who need grabbers for cayo

Most of the cars is just dupes of resl cars tho

[nocturne mauve]

im talking all the goddamn time

[pliant kestrel]

Kinda what happens when someone doesn't finish the tutorial :d

[deft cargo]

Sell gata ive told u the best way to start getting money

Do u have the kosatka? Or do u have the facility or any other thing that gives u heist?

Or salvage yard or auto shop and so on?

[wild badger]

💀

[deft cargo]

Well thats a start

Do u havd agency?

U could buy the enterprise pack

Then u get agency and office and bunker and so on

[terse pine]

hooray you died

[deft cargo]

For a cheap price

[wild badger]

🤦‍♂️

[versed nebula]

I just heard trailer 2 dropped

[deft cargo]

?

Isnt the enterprise pack avaible anymore?

[wild badger]

just rotate between cluckin bell and knoway out

or since your on pc, ask everyone for 100 mil, should get it in not too long

[deft cargo]

Hoes and cocaine

[wild badger]

rip

[signal whale]

get banned in 5 mins as well btw

[wild badger]

best 5 mins youll have on the game

[deft cargo]

Hahah

5 mins of freedom is kinda poetic

[terse pine]

hope you get banned from the chicken game too

[wild badger]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @wild badger

[terse pine]

shut up the chicken cluckin bell gamae

[wild badger]

liar

[terse pine]

no truthing

is drake in the songs

the radio

🎶

gata caracala

[signal whale]

WHAT

[terse pine]

i have issues with you rn

[wild badger]

modded acc🫩

ik

[terse pine]

omg it’s athena

oh no she’s gone

[cold garden]

I didnt even say anything what the-

[wild badger]

it doesnt sound impossible, it simply is impossible, n your capping your ass off

[terse pine]

i saw you typing fella

[cold garden]

Modded discord user detected.

Count your days.

[terse pine]

WHAT

[wild badger]

prove it

prove it

[pliant kestrel]

probably going to have like 3 hours of playtime total 😭

[cold garden]

Modded account exist so Im not surprised when they brag

[wild badger]

lurking ?

[terse pine]

hi wall

[pliant kestrel]

!mods

[fresh magnet]

Discussion around mods, glitches, and exploits is only permitted if they do not give the player an unfair advantage, and they do not negatively impact others' experience.

Mentioning mod menus by name - as well as how to find them - is forbidden, as they are usually used to harm the experiences of other players. It's also forbidden to explain how to do or find glitches that have a negative impact on others.

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[deft cargo]

What is the max amount of money u can have anyways?

[rare laurel]

yo guys anyone can help me with make some money

[wild badger]

ask gata caracala

[deft cargo]

Na but ehats the max amount, hsve anyone reached it?

[cold garden]

@pliant kestrel did

[wild badger]

we know

[cold garden]

Who's we?

[pliant kestrel]

I has 9 dollars

[wild badger]

^76

[pliant kestrel]

yea, zero dollars 76 times

[wild badger]

suresure

[mental nexus]

Damn

[deft cargo]

Dam that went south fast

[wild badger]

duviet, vaporize them

[rare laurel]

gata ?

[pliant kestrel]

que orb them with your mystical powers

[rare laurel]

gata ?

[deft cargo]

Wheres that leonardo decapri gif of him plinting and whistling when we need it

[signal whale]

what about groundpound69

[wild badger]

lemme js go into the abyss and grab my spellbook

[terse pine]

run away

[pliant kestrel]

uh, hunt them once they respawn at the hospital

[mental nexus]

I saw it on the shelf to the left

[signal whale]

yes maam!

[wild badger]

appreciated

[signal whale]

no

[mental nexus]

[terse pine]

😮‍💨

[wild badger]

makeener ?

who is “u all”

[deft cargo]

Nu uh

[obtuse hawk]

Says the kid that has 999 mil and flexes it

[cold garden]

Dude im retired

[terse pine]

every time you say that i think of a not good word

[pliant spindle]

I feel like I'm getting use to WR way in pacifist standard now

[wild badger]

🫘

[terse pine]

what

[deft cargo]

I died 3 y ago so i got nothinf better to do than haunt this kid and grind gta5 on my acc

[pliant spindle]

coming to scratch ur new chair

[obtuse hawk]

:/

[pliant spindle]

[wild badger]

equivalent of a monopoly money band spread

[cold garden]

Wut

[deft cargo]

Bam bam baaaa

[cold garden]

[deft cargo]

Ghosts are real👀

[wild badger]

@earth died @terse pine

[obtuse hawk]

Where’s a server moderator when ya need one

[wild badger]

duviet is lurking

[deft cargo]

Eatinf a donut

[mental nexus]

5 are online but none of em even look at chat

[terse pine]

SHUT UP

[cold garden]

Busy liberating Cyberstan

[normal warren]

yo do you know the trash vest mission? is it only possible to save the orange vest (the one with the hoodie) and the green vest without the hoodie? because i want the one with the hoodie

[obtuse hawk]

ahhh ok I see

[pliant spindle]

First time of my life that I spent 9999 bullets from my minigun just to wait whole group heading to boat in pacifist standard ;-;

[mental nexus]

Oh there is a mod but he dgaf xd

In community chilling

[obtuse hawk]

Fair enough tbh

[wild badger]

there are maybe 2 mods total who actually care

[mental nexus]

Yeah

[obtuse hawk]

Like what’s the point in getting a modded account and then flexing your supposed grinding money :/

[mental nexus]

Most just chill in community

[wild badger]

i had an aneurysm reading this

[obtuse hawk]

:/

[terse pine]

can i see your money 🤑

[mental nexus]

[obtuse hawk]

Then why’d u get a modded account then

[mental nexus]

Honestly ur just clowning urself

Everyone is laughing at u atp

[wild badger]

js leave the chat atp, this is like fighting the navy seals solo

[mental nexus]

Ong bro

[obtuse hawk]

Fr

[mental nexus]

You should be banned bro

[wild badger]

u joined out of free will …

[rare laurel]

I sent you a message check

[mental nexus]

💀

[wild badger]

[obtuse hawk]

Imagine not being bothered to put in the grind and getting a modded account

I think he is one

[terse pine]

hi
guys

[mental nexus]

Hi makki

[terse pine]

[terse pine]

hi nicholas

[mental nexus]

How u doin

[terse pine]

i don’t think it’s your 3rd language
i don’t think you speak it at all

[obtuse hawk]

Why is this kid still here ong

[mental nexus]

Ehh he should have been banned already tbh

[obtuse hawk]

100%

[terse pine]

STOP CONFUSING ME I HATE THIS SO MUCH

[mental nexus]

Uve made so many mistakes i i can’t

Ngl using kids as an insult makes me think ur actually a kiddo

[obtuse hawk]

Sounds like someone’s getting a bit madddd

[terse pine]

shup

[mental nexus]

I didnt even speak till now tho so how can you tell?

Assuming gets you into wrong position

[deft cargo]

Yall still fighting? I managed to take a anxiety shiett and still come back to catch the show lol

[terse pine]

excuse you

[rich sluice]

Cheeks

[deft cargo]

I am excused 🙂

[mental nexus]

I forgive sometimes people just don’t Think or forget some

[terse pine]

that’s an odd form of coping but ykw clok ot rwin

[molten quartz]

who is fighting?🍿

[compact iris]

yoo

[terse pine]

yo yoooo cuhhhh

[mental nexus]

Gata with himself

[pliant kestrel]

helloo

[mental nexus]

Fighting his inner thoughts

[deft cargo]

Well my beloved tiktok ben from england said its good to take anxiety shits so yeah

[sharp dome]

supp

[compact iris]

wsp

[molten quartz]

nah staying in school is crazy

[terse pine]

HI LARZY

[sharp dome]

Yahallooo Miss Makki

[compact iris]

🛐

[terse pine]

probably that

[sharp dome]

[compact iris]

hu?

[obtuse hawk]

Dudes typing a whole ass school essay that’s gonna get a 0 on it

[deft cargo]

Na he gets - 1 fof effort

[dapper iron]

I don't know what happen but I'm going to watch

[obtuse hawk]

yeah fr

[deft cargo]

So itl be -1/100

[pliant spindle]

[wild badger]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @wild badger

[mental nexus]

[deft cargo]

Still we have more than you

[compact iris]

womp womp ig...

[obtuse hawk]

Atleast we grinded for our gta money and you didn’t

[molten quartz]

and get detained

[compact iris]

nyways bored alot

[pliant kestrel]

Just note if you are having issues with another user you can message @pallid plover to create a report, not worth getting yourself in trouble for arguing here as well

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[mental nexus]

I’m just watching

[pliant spindle]

Hello wall

[terse pine]

clok ot rwin

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[mental nexus]

!rule 1

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@mental nexus

[deft cargo]

Its oke by the time someone is active in cayo ive aged 1 year and made a new acc to get in here :p

[pliant spindle]

[mental nexus]

[terse pine]

SHUT

[sharp dome]

Dude come on knock it off

[mental nexus]

Sorry don’t shout at me tho

[deft cargo]

No offence to yall mericans but usa is the last place id ever go

[compact iris]

ono i m so jealous of this guy

[pliant spindle]

more like prison for me

[mental nexus]

Another essay

[pliant kestrel]

Rule 1 exist, but why slander someone over a poor language variety, not everyone is going to be perfect at english and thats fine, its required for this server if you can or can't speak it well

[mental nexus]

Mmm bobby

No you gotta

[pliant kestrel]

You coulda reported him and had him warned, muted, or worse by now had you made a report when he said that instead of adding onto it

[terse pine]

what

[deft cargo]

No he said more like, enjoyr ur dead family nolifer

[sharp dome]

Wallie

[mental nexus]

U don’t know the meme?

[deft cargo]

Somethinf like that

[terse pine]

thank goodness

[pliant kestrel]

?

[mental nexus]

Wall-e fr

[sharp dome]

All good

[deft cargo]

Well i do but thats not the point

[sharp dome]

[deft cargo]

Someone has to be the perv to uknoe, cant let lester the molester get all the glory

[sharp dome]

!drama

[fresh magnet]

Drama has no place here. If you have issues with someone, please message @pallid plover.

Requested by: @sharp dome

[sharp dome]

[deft cargo]

Damn saying lester is like saying beetlejuice

[pliant kestrel]

Its far beyond that, Im counting 3 potential muted people once a mod tunes in

[terse pine]

hi

[sharp dome]

Hehehe I know right

[terse pine]

i’m so good at gta

i like to play gta

[deft cargo]

Am i one of em?

[pliant kestrel]

the best to suppose

[terse pine]

and drive nightshark in gta

[sharp dome]

Gta is good at me

[mental nexus]

IF a mod tunes in which iss uhhh

Ah you know

[sharp dome]

White colour black light! What about the tires?

[terse pine]

S CLASS I THINK THEYRE CALLEED

IN GTA

[pliant kestrel]

@flint meadow you could get a streak right now with all the rule breakers

[sharp dome]

[mental nexus]

U can’t Ping mods

This is breaking the rules

Mods ban this guy

[deft cargo]

I tried nightshark but it couldnt have explosive mines so i sold it and now i wasted all my money on an arena vechile, its called womanizer and with rhe class its womanizer muscle

[compact iris]

whats MMI btw

[pliant kestrel]

Unless absolutely required, and not the server staff ping

[sharp dome]

U can. You just can't ping mod for no reason and clearly there is a reason

[terse pine]

mowing my industry

[sharp dome]

[obtuse hawk]

That’s one way to put it haha

[deft cargo]

Mors means moms in norwegian, same sith gruppe 6 means group 6 in norwegian, why so many words from norway?

[obtuse hawk]

Here we go again

[pliant kestrel]

This sounds like a ploy trevor would put up

[obtuse hawk]

Man just give up

[compact iris]

i hope this timie he types in what he does in usa

[sharp dome]

Segs*

[deft cargo]

Mors mean moms like moothers mutual insursnce

Same sith gruppe 6 its group 6 in norwegian

[terse pine]

it’s sechs

[deft cargo]

Oh so its german

[obtuse hawk]

Homies really typing a whole essay huh

Again

[sharp dome]

I know. Just telling that person to use segs instead of s*x

[obtuse hawk]

Makes sense

[sharp dome]

<@&337442104026595329>

[pliant kestrel]

Its probably worth it, just this once

[mental nexus]

I dont think u can ping the whole staff xd

[sharp dome]

[pliant kestrel]

over 6 people actively egging on drama with nobody stepping in

[ember charm]

Jesus Christ what is happening

[deft cargo]

Dam larzy pulling out the heavy guns

[obtuse hawk]

I find that hard to believe

[dapper iron]

[compact iris]

y is he offended abt having not good english skills (idk how better i can type this)

[pliant spindle]

[terse pine]

i like to drive my black cypher in gtao

[compact iris]

wos tet

[pliant kestrel]

You should be fine, only thing you need to know is how to reset battleye in the case it gets bugged from a public session @crisp mauve
You can ask here but I typed this out when you deleted your message

[sharp dome]

Nfnc said something about Indian too.

[terse pine]

yes

[deft cargo]

For the new ones, gata first asked abt cheats, like hacking, things got heated and he lashed out after some people egged on, now its been going on forever

Thats the super short story

[ember charm]

Thank u <3

[compact iris]

language isues shud be of least concern fr

[pliant kestrel]

nobody even responded to this either? Thats a little insane

[crisp mauve]

could you elaborate more on how it gets bugged, how to fix it, or where i can find these answers?

[compact iris]

tell na wots that

[mental nexus]

Ngl bro pinged all the staff and nobody showed up💀💀

[deft cargo]

They could be backreading too tho, give em time

[sharp dome]

Even if you delete the message Mr the mods can still see

[obtuse hawk]

Writing a whole essay again I see

[pliant kestrel]

You can fix it by going to your install path and then delete the 'battleye' folder, then you can go to your store launcher and verify your game files, relaunch into story mode then go back in

[tired jolt]

When should I sell my cocaine lockup for optimal strat? I am solo

[ember charm]

WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON

[sharp dome]

Yeh ngl man.

[mental nexus]

Im glad i aint even part of this shit

[dusty geode]

Guys i have 2 copies of gta on steam and rockstar launcher i was wondering if i unlink my steam from my social club will my online progress stay? Because i still have Rockstar Launcher copy? Am i making any sense? Im sorry

[warped ridge]

I’m sure at least three of us skimmed the chat

[ionic nimbus]

four

[deft cargo]

U are, i got 3 witnesses

[sharp dome]

Finally

[mental nexus]

I dont think so tbh

[crisp mauve]

should i be playing legacy or enhanced?

[deft cargo]

Moahahahahah

[mental nexus]

Its just 2 of u

[deft cargo]

Oh, i got 2 witnesses then

[warped ridge]

At least two

[sharp dome]

Can you guys do something about that guy.

Thank you

[pliant kestrel]

at least now we know you are here for the most part, was worried nobody was going to stop it at all

[mental nexus]

Yeah makes sense

[surreal dock]

specifically state my plan of going into compound loudly without getting any secondary targets until we are in compound/leaving the island on vc
one mfer goes for money wasting his bag space and our time

[compact iris]

its alr brother its my 3rd languuage too idc if m bad in it or not lol , exactly y its my "3rd" language

[surreal dock]

i fucking love cayo with randoms

[ember charm]

I thought we were here to rob folks damn

[deft cargo]

Usee i told u they were backreading

[pliant kestrel]

Did he grab just a few clicks of cash or a whole stack is the real question?

[sharp dome]

Don't argue it. He's gonna get muted soon.

[surreal dock]

2 whole stacks

[mental nexus]

I dont think anybody has that much free time to read allat

[compact iris]

i m jst telling to accept the ways of life 🙏 but ye kk

[deft cargo]

Hahah na but they skimme dit he said

[surreal dock]

when there's weed everywhere :wilt

[deft cargo]

So its ish backreading

[pliant kestrel]

justified, some people don't know you can glitch your bag space with cash by grabbing such a small amount that it doesn't add space in your bag, then take another 1.5 gold after that

[sharp dome]

U don't wanna get muted that's all

[dapper iron]

Nice work Officer! Fiat Justia Ruat caelum

[compact iris]

ya

[mental nexus]

Oh shit it’s almost 4 am

[compact iris]

whats a black cypher tho

[sharp dome]

What's that?

[deft cargo]

If anyone of us gets muted its because mods deem it so, they skimmed the chat and probably knows whos gonna get mutes

[compact iris]

oo

[sharp dome]

Oh as in car

[deft cargo]

So dosnt help to act nice now hahah

[compact iris]

ye lol

[mental nexus]

Well honestly im pretty sure gata gonna get banned and maybe nfnc also will

[pliant kestrel]

https://gtacars.net/gta5/driftcypher
https://gtacars.net/gta5/cypher
Just a base model car that happens to have drift tuning, probably in black

[deft cargo]

Speaking of experience?

[compact iris]

thankss

[mental nexus]

Gata was insulting the dead etc this is a possible ban

[deft cargo]

Hahah

Nfc or whatever is ur fam really dead? Or did he just kinda wish it on u?

[pliant kestrel]

Well anyone who egged on after that point is in the mix as well. Doesn't matter who said what and when, egging it on seals the deal.

[terse pine]

hi guys

who else enjoys gta online

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[terse pine]

so much

like me

[obtuse hawk]

Hello

[terse pine]

i love gta online

[pliant kestrel]

absolutely hate it but would still love it

[deft cargo]

I both hate and love gta5 depending on sessions

[terse pine]

this is the relationship many people have with it

love hate

[mental nexus]

Are we serious getting another essay

Please no

Let’s just get on

[deft cargo]

Im not worried xD if i get banned il wsit til its over

I got like 3 other gta5 servers im in so im all good if it happen

Ofc this is the most active one but yeah

[mental nexus]

This gotta be ragebait

[deft cargo]

Thsnkylu gata, that wss verry reassuring

[terse pine]

PLEASE SPEAK ABOUT NIGHTSHARKS

[deft cargo]

Thx nodaddy

[terse pine]

OR SOEMTJIGN

[pliant kestrel]

Nightshades

[terse pine]

this is so cool

like me

and my gta

[pliant spindle]

Night macaroni

[deft cargo]

50 shades of nightshark?

[terse pine]

hi hickory dickory dock

gn diva

[pliant spindle]

With ketchup

[mental nexus]

Macaroni

[pliant spindle]

with pizza

[terse pine]

NO.

[pliant spindle]

We have pizzaconi

[obtuse hawk]

This modded account flexer gone?

[mental nexus]

Ayo

No

[pliant kestrel]

Don't worry about it, theres no point in dragging on drama

[wild badger]

js beat em up

[mental nexus]

Que

[terse pine]

with this

[obtuse hawk]

The message might still be there when he said it

[mental nexus]

Ay caramba

[obtuse hawk]

Aight

[wild badger]

well dang

[wild badger]

thats me

rip

[mental nexus]

Ay caramba

[obtuse hawk]

Got it

[compact iris]

welp

[pliant spindle]

Normal day in community

[pliant kestrel]

not even community

[pliant spindle]

Wait, really?

[pliant kestrel]

community is scary, but gta is worse sometimes

[ionic nimbus]

lets just drop the drama altogether

[pliant spindle]

Yea, I can tell, btw I still want to steal ur vault in ur mansion

[mental nexus]

No

I have lester

[pliant kestrel]

what are you going to steal, my 5 dollars?

[mental nexus]

As a guard

Ur done

[obtuse hawk]

Chat where do I make a ticket?

[mental nexus]

I also have dustz

[terse pine]

!modmail

[fresh magnet]

If you need to contact Moderators or Report a User, please send a Direct Message to @pallid plover

Requested by: @terse pine

[obtuse hawk]

Ty

[native jetty]

2 hours sum slight

[compact iris]

for?

[mental nexus]

5 bucks is 5 bucks

[pliant spindle]

Ashhhuuaalllyy yes, 5$ cuz: 3 dollars from you and 2 dollars from taxes

I still don't want to mess with IRS, you know :/

[mental nexus]

He wants to report the guy that was insultijg and saying bad stuff

[pliant kestrel]

my income isn't high enough to be taxed

the mansion really put me under

[pliant spindle]

I mean, we can rob our own bank :/

Of course Faber not gonna happy about that cuz he..."bank"

[mental nexus]

How do u even explain having a mansion and businesses and cars but 5 bucks to ur name

[pliant spindle]

Of course she hid money from bank soo if I rob the bank, Faber's mercenary will come after me

[normal warren]

this game is so peak that u can’t even save an outfit that’s unlocked from doing missions

[pliant spindle]

[mental nexus]

Innit bro

[compact iris]

u can ig i did save noose from casino hiest

[normal warren]

no one gives a shit about noose brah

[native jetty]

See you guys at 12am 🤫🤫

[compact iris]

wot u wanna save lol

i jst mean u can save it

[mental nexus]

Ayo noose has a cool fit

[obtuse hawk]

It’s been done now we wait

[compact iris]

is it worth upgrading the mansion to complete ? with all that deco

[mental nexus]

The chat became so quiet

[mental nexus]

Id say decorations are worth it

Like why not add a cool look into the mansion

Statues

[distant breach]

Does everyone slime your nightclub bouncer before going in?

[mental nexus]

Paintings

All u like

[icy karma]

[mental nexus]

Well goodnight everyone time to sleep

[compact iris]

true

[compact iris]

lol

[pliant spindle]

I spent at least 4 - 5 mil for Avenger...

[compact iris]

gngn

[pliant spindle]

...just to get Merry weather outfit

[mental nexus]

Real shit been there done that

[thick helm]

Hell yeah everytime

[distant breach]

Hell yeah brother

[obtuse hawk]

Good or bad thing for reporting the modded account flexer?

[mental nexus]

Good thing nobody disrespects the dead

Now goodnight everyone

[obtuse hawk]

Gn gn

[versed sail]

That’s mandatory

Just like going into casino

[jovial spruce]

can a modder help me sell

[obtuse hawk]

Why do you want a modder to help you? Not being rude btw

[jovial spruce]

dude selling in public is straight ass

[obtuse hawk]

I feel that

Especially if your selling the mc business product

[jovial spruce]

all my friends can sell it without a problem but as soon as i want to sell anythine a raiju is in my ass

[obtuse hawk]

For me it’s oppressor mk2’s

Sometimes it’s a raiju

[surreal dock]

doin most of the career challenges for cayo is pretty fun but

man fuck the patrol boat prep lmao

[obtuse hawk]

Do the other boat one

The longfin

[pliant spindle]

Feel like you sittin on turtle shell and slowly swim to island

[jovial spruce]

i hate doin cayo

done it too many timesä#

[outer forge]

Do it while playing music or drinking

[surreal dock]

i did all approaches and got bored with it and did it with 4 players

[pliant spindle]

Hai Suki

[outer forge]

That’s how I do it, it doesn’t get stale when your half drunk

[pliant spindle]

I mean if you feel bored, you can be like me

diamond casino loud, no reinforcement armor, skip duggan shipment, LMG loadout, enter from main entrance

[surreal dock]

true but i have no one to play with

and randoms arent uh

reliable

[pliant spindle]

Yea, they need worth money

So I can tell

"Fun" is not allow

[surreal dock]

oh no they're just ass

i wouldnt even make it to the basement with the shit ive seen

[glass radish]

Hahaha like we did

[pliant spindle]

Yeep

Chaoss my frienddd

[glass radish]

Sns is boring

[surreal dock]

like i was jus doing aggresive on cayo cause patrol boat and wanted to mess around

2 dudes decided on running in the open (in front of the juggernaut)

they both got wiped out and left

[pliant spindle]

I don't like duggan shipment neither

Since you just tap tap people head and yea, everyone can do t hat

[pliant spindle]

The "I don't want to waste my time" or "My time is precious, loser" ahh

[karmic turret]

LFG people to play gta5 online with heist races fighting idm dms open and other games to!

[dapper sphinx]

What would you say is optimal for aggressive, cause I usually do silent but doing aggressive rn

[pliant spindle]

I mean people just do circle sns and big con and over and over and over again

[surreal dock]

find out yourself

thats the optimal way to optimize

[dapper sphinx]

Yeah

[surreal dock]

cause its more fun trying and experimenting if you dont know

[dapper sphinx]

I meant the optional setups

[surreal dock]

i mean all of them are quite self explainatory if you look at em

though you'll run out of charges so if you dont want to hack

use security keycards

[outer forge]

I hate when casino heist players don’t get the level2 cards

[normal warren]

are servers down

[toxic vigil]

can someone help me get money

[fresh magnet]

@toxic vigil, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @ionic nimbus

[ionic nimbus]

#🟢services-up

[foggy island]

Was that an actually legitamite staff ping

[pliant spindle]

Practice with vigilante is something I need to learn..

[pliant spindle]

You really late for party ngl

[ionic nimbus]

rare but seemingly so

[pliant spindle]

It was chaos but no mod available

[viral coral]

I heard that the Security Contracts for the agency was going to be double money so when is that going to be because I want to start doing them right now

[near viper]

It's double for gta+

[pliant spindle]

GTA+ only if you have it

[compact iris]

alr whats a security contract

[near viper]

Agency missions

[compact iris]

ah

[viral coral]

Oh ok because I thought that was gonna be the new weekly update for next week

Or the following week

[near viper]

It could go double for everyone one week and 4x for gta+ but nothings confirmed

[viral coral]

Oh ok make sense

[near viper]

4x seems a bit crazy, 200k per with 5 Min cooldown
Then again 4x payphone hits were a thing 180k per

[upper girder]

Online is working for me

[surreal dock]

i swear to god im going to rob this casino because of blackjack

[compact iris]

wots black jack

[surreal dock]

an actor

[pliant spindle]

Yea just like I double down and the dealer got 21

twice..

Me: :/

[surreal dock]

double downed seeing a 4 from the dealer and watching them get a 6 and ace

[pliant spindle]

No wonder why I like to rob casino

How much you bet?

[surreal dock]

oh 50k obviously

i always bet max on everything cause im going to waste my money anyways

might as well do a ton

[pliant spindle]

I almost reach 1mil

Then it back to 500k

Me: guess that's how life work

[lunar adder]

is the panther statue good in cayo?

[pliant spindle]

Very but event only

[surreal dock]

oh i won a ton of slots so i just waste time with those while i job search lol

[pliant spindle]

All the game and I only play blackjack

[compact iris]

wots the best car to drive in terms of speed n handling

[surreal dock]

drive a drift car instead

[pliant spindle]

If no HSW thennn

[cold garden]

Wingus

[pliant spindle]

Yea idk about car much

=w=

[cold garden]

What's better than a Lambo with a MG

[compact iris]

yes hsw

[pliant spindle]

Niobeeee

[surreal dock]

idk ever since i discovered drift tuning i cant enjoy speed anymore

[compact iris]

coz banshee gts omg does this car only know how to drif

[surreal dock]

a good drift to me is 10x more satsfying than just going fast

[compact iris]

which is ur best then

[surreal dock]

only drove the futo gx so far

your initial d type car

[compact iris]

got it

[pliant spindle]

Still practice vigilante

Quite hard tto control it

[compact iris]

nah its easy

air control on numpad i feel is alot easier

[pliant spindle]

I mean make it steady in air

I practice to fly all the way to heli in humane labb

[compact iris]

dem

[terse pine]

@signal whale beuatiful

[signal whale]

it really is

[compact iris]

niobe handling is really that better?

[pliant spindle]

Fast, steady and yea

Depend on your driving skill too

[compact iris]

i see

yea its cooll but the banshee omg its soo slipery

[obtuse hawk]

I use the krieger a lot

[compact iris]

niobe is on what motorspotr?

ubermacht?

[peak kelp]

Ye

[compact iris]

cool kk

[signal whale]

it just takes practice king, after a bit its easy to drive

[peak kelp]

Im gonna buy it and test it out

[obtuse hawk]

It’s so good

[compact iris]

hmm yup i m not gonna sell banshee its fastest afterall

stil lbought niiobe

[signal whale]

the niobe is also super fun

[obtuse hawk]

I use the Krieger mainly for messing around.

See how messed up I can get it

[compact iris]

btw u guys know how can i check my progress for the meht lab i mean waht all were the requirements for good acid lab produciton

[peak kelp]

Does it have missile lock on jammer?

[obtuse hawk]

I believe so

I haven’t checked so idk

[compact iris]

does niobe have a jammer becoz stinger TT has

[peak kelp]

For the upgrade?

[peak kelp]

Ye it recently got one

[cold garden]

It does

[compact iris]

ig i have bought the upgrade

[peak kelp]

Ima need more garage space

[peak kelp]

Did you do any Dax missions

After the drug wars missions

[compact iris]

ig few yea

i havent done last dose yet

[peak kelp]

It’s something separate

[peak kelp]

Have you gotten the free ocelot virtue yet?

[compact iris]

idts

[peak kelp]

What

[blazing osprey]

void

[compact iris]

how many fooligan jobs do u even need to do

[stiff granite]

10

[peak kelp]

10 I believe

[icy karma]

Best way to make money as. New person?

[flint meadow]

too bad I was asleep, they still around?

[blazing osprey]

replay the weekly challenge

[signal whale]

hi harry

[flint meadow]

[pliant spindle]

Already done, harry

[compact iris]

yep i have done 10 i can see that in the awards

[pliant kestrel]

After the server staff was pinged, it was done

[flint meadow]

cool

[pliant spindle]

More like after chaos getting cold

How people can steady head vigil so easy..

[compact iris]

then wot do i do akuma

[peak kelp]

Go back to freak shop to buy the upgrade

[signal whale]

freakshop sounds insane ngl

[peak kelp]

You may need to fully complete the first dose and last dose missions beforehand tho idk

[compact iris]

and after buying the upgrade is that it?

[compact iris]

kk

[peak kelp]

Ye

[compact iris]

thanks bro

[vast crescent]

has anyone got the sprunk truck on f1s dm me pls

[stiff granite]

the keitora?

[vast crescent]

i think it is

[peak kelp]

The little guy?

[stiff granite]

ye

[compact iris]

what is race intakes

[peak kelp]

It’s released ?

[peak kelp]

Pure cosmetic but think about a air vent

[stiff granite]

no

[peak kelp]

Type of thing

[peak kelp]

I want the cop cars already bruh

[stiff granite]

gctf

[peak kelp]

What

[stiff granite]

you can only get them thru gctf

[compact iris]

oo

[peak kelp]

Oh

[glass radish]

What is gctf

[stiff granite]

give cars to friends

[mighty arrow]

I'm giving away money add me Yahircg444

[glass radish]

Oo okayy

[mighty arrow]

No joke

[stiff granite]

we don’t care

[mighty arrow]

Adme on gta

[stiff granite]

we’d rather buy a shark card than add ur ass

[mighty arrow]

Ur mom thinks different

[stiff granite]

ur corny

[amber creek]

Who doing police rolplay

[pliant kestrel]

Probably lots of people, if you wanna find some people to play with did you try #ps4｜other-lfg?

[cold garden]

Account created and joined server the same day

[amber creek]

What is it

[cold garden]

First text is giving free money

Not fishy at all

[stiff granite]

i joined today but i’m level 25 is that fishy

[wild badger]

[wild badger]

welcome ish ?

[stiff granite]

[pliant kestrel]

yea you def cheated 💔

[stiff granite]

learn me modded fits

[sharp dome]

Ehhhhh lfg?

[kindred ore]

Any car drops

[pliant kestrel]

you can ask in #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg / #xb-s｜other-lfg for that stuff, not this channel

[fierce olive]

i cant go on that link

it dont let me go

[pliant kestrel]

Not sure why you'd wanna go into the xbox lfg channels as a ps player but #ps5｜vehicles-lfg / #ps5｜other-lfg

[weak nexus]

i cant go on that link either

[fierce olive]

a no i tougth you said it to me

[vast topaz]

Their is no cross play which sucks tbh

[pliant kestrel]

You can view one of your lfg channels from

#pc-e｜lfg-info, #pc-e｜lfg-info, #xb-s｜lfg-info, #xb1｜lfg-info, #ps4｜lfg-info, or #ps5｜lfg-info
Also by interacting with id:customize and id:browse as well to view all channels you have access to

[weak nexus]

[pliant kestrel]

there, it works for every person that way

[stiff granite]

you gotta add the console roles

[steep river]

When is the final dlc I ain’t playing the game till then

[vast topaz]

After the next delay probably

[clever heron]

What yall doing

When do gta 6 come

[shy carbon]

Tomorrow

[gilded yew]

when do you think

[clever heron]

Midnight

[shy carbon]

Yea

[clever heron]

Yay

[gilded yew]

well bobs ur uncle

[shy carbon]

I genuinely have an uncle named bob

So you right

[stiff granite]

a fat min

[clever heron]

What yall favorite hiest

[signal whale]

hello mr patchouli cedar

[clever heron]

Hi

[elder wing]

Who can give me free Modded cars

[clever heron]

I have a question

[signal whale]

yes sir what is it

[clever heron]

I jus saw a npc with no shirt

[grave wind]

Yo

[clever heron]

Then near him some fat old npc

I tried to punch her got hands he dodged

Dawg

Yall see any fat npc

[signal whale]

i have seen many fat npcs

[grave wind]

Every time I look in the mirror

[wild badger]

w cheeks hanging out

[rich sluice]

Whats the fastest way to get 5m in gta?

[onyx olive]

Someone for play face to face

[wild badger]

legit or illegitimate?

[rich sluice]

Legit I wanna get starling the upgrades and the hanger workshop

[upper girder]

Hello

[wild badger]

heists

[signal whale]

nahhh

[wild badger]

am i wrong ?

[signal whale]

hi chase

[upper girder]

Hru

[signal whale]

nah

[rich sluice]

Which heists exactly?

[signal whale]

good man and yourself?

[upper girder]

Pretty good, just ate and watching some american dad

[wild badger]

cayo, casino, dr dre, cluckin bell, knoway out (contact mission w a heist like finale)

[upper girder]

Finished my 3rd dre run a little bit ago too

[rich sluice]

Tysm!

[signal whale]

oh thats fire

[compact iris]

where do u get the missile jammer for niobe

[upper girder]

Prolly gonna watch a few more episodes then do dre again

[pliant kestrel]

Your agency garage with a vehicle workshop, or your mansion garage workshop (with gta+ benefits)

[compact iris]

ugh i have to buy it then...

thx

[clever heron]

I unlocked 20mm gun

Is it good

[signal whale]

thoughts on south park? we should probably go #community

[clever heron]

In rat canyon u can see mosquito

N hear bzzzz

[compact iris]

there is no option in mansion garage

[pliant kestrel]

(WITH GTA+ BENEFITS)

[compact iris]

FA

[undone sphinx]

So how do I play with any one without doing hiest

[compact iris]

join the public lobby or their lobby (invite only or frends)

[versed magnet]

Yo guys

Yo guys any hindi people

[sharp dome]

Only English in this server

[versed magnet]

Where are you from bro

[sharp dome]

Earth 191

[versed magnet]

I am from earth 616

[sharp dome]

Pretty sure 67

[versed magnet]

Nice to meet you

You indian?

[thick helm]

I might do my 4th dre run tomorrow

12 missions really suck

[wild badger]

not clear enough

[clever heron]

Maki

[upper girder]

It goes by pretty fast

[thick helm]

True

[clever heron]

Why my staff on there phone

[upper girder]

I almost finished in an hour and a half but two of my businesses got raided by the cops

[clever heron]

Jamal is on his phone

N he should not

[terse pine]

HI PATCHY

[clever heron]

I need to fire him n hire maki

[terse pine]

yes you do

[quaint grotto]

can someone please help me with my lamar mission? people won't join so i dont have four players.

[thick helm]

Buy security + mansion security = no more raids

[clever heron]

Im go see my autoshop

[upper girder]

I have the security upgrades on all my businesses

[thick helm]

Buy a mansion

[upper girder]

Thats what im working on rn my guy

[thick helm]

Ok

[clever heron]

I moved ti strawberry

[thick helm]

Ti

[clever heron]

Literally across the street is a stripper rn

[thick helm]

I'll be in my golden Jubilee night 🌙 shooting the strippers

[clever heron]

Ok so im go to my autoshop

I moved here to be closer to my autoshop

Im go chill at strip club

Ok im leaving this strop club i going to hang wutt sessebra

[fresh magnet]

@onyx cairn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #xb1｜casino-lfg, #ps4｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #ps4｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #ps4｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg, #xb1｜other-lfg, #ps4｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @molten quartz

[thick helm]

Who's wutt sessbera

[wild badger]

_

[molten quartz]

bro i just got the gooning emote on gta

[pliant kestrel]

[thick helm]

[molten quartz]

i have been gooning on randoms cars

[thick helm]

[pliant kestrel]

really don't need to know any of that

[upper girder]

[molten quartz]

if the build is good they get a goon

[clever heron]

Hey

[distant breach]

[austere drum]

“a body has been found”

do i gotta kill the juggernaut or what 😭

[pliant spindle]

If you have aggressor loadout

You can kill him if you want too

[austere drum]

but how do i avoid the “a body has been found”

that lit takes away my extra money

[pliant kestrel]

Not kill guards you don't have to

[clever heron]

Guys

Do the autoshop contracts change

Guys which one i do

Im go bury entry point

What this lady's name in autoshop she talks quite alot

[rich sluice]

a body has been found

depends on what guards you kill

[clever heron]

I will whip her

Im going to iaa

Ok should I pull up in a kuruma

[dapper sphinx]

[austere drum]

i kill the ones at the stairs

[distant breach]

Im pretty sure u can do cayo perico without killing anyone

[versed magnet]

Wanna play together hindi

[distant breach]

Wait no you cant

[dapper sphinx]

Griefed a raiju user griefing cargo 30 mins ago

FeelsGoodMan

[terse pine]

hi patchy

[pliant kestrel]

the hero we really neede

[dapper sphinx]

He TPd to his Facility so i left so he could not get his loser satisfaction of orbing me

[distant breach]

Makkaroni and cheese

[terse pine]

NO

[distant breach]

Yes

[clever heron]

Bro I shor a construction worker

I git scared

Bro they set me up bro there's lspd after me

[turbid burrow]

Yo what’s up with the diamond casino heist

[clever heron]

Why yiu make me take photos od scehmstix

[sharp dome]

Its good

[clever heron]

Maki

[turbid burrow]

I’m tryna complete it and every time I get in the mantrap it send me me back to the lobby

@sharp dome you think you can help me out boss man

[dapper sphinx]

!mantrap

[fresh magnet]

There is an on-going bug affecting PC only where the Casino Heist will kick players after reaching the mantrap tunnel.

You can prevent yourself from being kicked by going to Settings > Graphics then set VSync to Half and enable 60Hz refresh rate. This will enable a 30fps cap which prevents the bug from happening.

Note: All players must use the following graphics settings to cap their fps to 30

You can also use apps like RTSS (RivaTuner Statistics Server) to setup a hotkey to cap GTA5.exe to 30fps.

Alternatively, the bug seems less likely to happen when there are more than 2 players in the heist.

Requested by: @dapper sphinx

[dapper sphinx]

^

[terse pine]

yes patchy

hi larzy

[sharp dome]

Its mantrap

[sharp dome]

Hello Miss Makki

[terse pine]

hru diva

[sharp dome]

You're isse cult dissolved?

[terse pine]

ITS BEEN GONE??

[sharp dome]

As lovely as you and all players

[turbid burrow]

You on pc masterlazry

You can help me finish it

[sharp dome]

Laptop

[sharp dome]

I'm retired mostly

[terse pine]

i am SO lovely. @signal whale LOOK IM LOVELY

[turbid burrow]

Oh okay

You know anyone willing to help?

[signal whale]

yes i see

[sharp dome]

Why not join the mmi

[sharp dome]

Ask asking in lfg

[dapper sphinx]

Yes, join the MMI cult

[terse pine]

i’d rather die

[sharp dome]

[terse pine]

well

[dapper sphinx]

[terse pine]

no

i like life

but i’d rather not

[dapper sphinx]

[pliant kestrel]

don't feed into it

[sharp dome]

Careful what you wish for Miss Makki

[terse pine]

THIS IS DISGUSTING LOOKING

[terse pine]

wall this is very evil to say

[dapper sphinx]

[terse pine]

[sharp dome]

Wallie is everything bt evil

[terse pine]

how on earth did it get worse

[keen bronze]

gooooooooood morninggggg

[distant breach]

Can I join

[terse pine]

goooooodddddd moornkgnngnggng

[keen bronze]

whats goooodododododod

[terse pine]

stop cussing at me

[sharp dome]

Is it nande?! Or nanda?

[distant breach]

[keen bronze]

sorry gng

[terse pine]

me when reading is difficult

[austere drum]

smb dm me to help me w what guards i should kill

[terse pine]

[rich sluice]

give me the level

[terse pine]

it’s ok gng

[distant breach]

[rich sluice]

look up a youtube guide for cayo routes

[dapper sphinx]

You have to answer one question first

Is the MK1 superior to the MK2 in every way

[sharp dome]

I thought he meant nande as in 'why' in japanese

[terse pine]

give zaya the level

[austere drum]

ok

[rich sluice]

yes

[distant breach]

Yes

[signal whale]

hi zaya

[rich sluice]

give me

[rich sluice]

hello

[dapper sphinx]

Membership granted

[distant breach]

[dapper sphinx]

[distant breach]

[signal whale]

did you sabotage my flight just now

[rich sluice]

yes

why

[terse pine]

that flight was so

not the good so

[signal whale]

oh ok i was just wondering

[signal whale]

IT WASNT IT WAS FULL OF SURPRISES LMFAO

[terse pine]

it was literal ragebait💔