gta-online

[terse pine]

you can be whatever you want as long as you dream hard enough

[clever heron]

No duh

[clever heron]

Dawg spitting factz

Twin is right

[signal whale]

patchouli cedar please we need your input

[clever heron]

@signal whale is it a girl

[signal whale]

what wdym

[terse pine]

yes she is

[clever heron]

O

[terse pine]

yessss clok ot rwin

[clever heron]

Yes clok it lady

Fr is it a girl

[pliant kestrel]

what did you want my input on originally :(
You said you wanted to ask something

[signal whale]

do you want to know

[clever heron]

Maki how many girls

[terse pine]

WHAT?

[pliant kestrel]

whats even the context of the original question to begin with

• is it gta related

[signal whale]

its not gta related

go to #community rq

nvm can i dm you for a second

[pliant kestrel]

sure + I don't have community shown on my channels, not a place I go to

[clever heron]

My weed is full

[terse pine]

how full

[clever heron]

Imagine the high demand

[terse pine]

how full

[clever heron]

Like all the way

[sharp gull]

My bank account just got drained, I bought a penthouse

[clever heron]

I will need 3 ppl

To deliver weed

High quality weed

[clever heron]

You dumb ass dawg

[pliant kestrel]

3 dollars and a p and q

[sharp gull]

#ps5｜other-lfg

[wild badger]

throw in a meteorite

[clever heron]

N ecola

[wild badger]

and a half dranken sprunk

[clever heron]

N a side of cok

[sharp gull]

Yolo, I still have 8.6m

[clever heron]

N pisswatwe

[terse pine]

what lvl are you

[clever heron]

This nothing

[wild badger]

wym

[terse pine]

gta

[wild badger]

185 i think

[clever heron]

There's ppl here in the b range

[terse pine]

ph wow

[pliant kestrel]

not even half drank, just half of the liquid contents in a plastic bag mixed with some cigarette buds from some random street in vinewood

[signal whale]

GUYS

[kindred ember]

Are you guys playing right now?

[terse pine]

i was expecting 80s

[signal whale]

BIG NEWS! WE ARE 7-3

[terse pine]

YES

[clever heron]

They r the real craxy no life gta ppl

[wild badger]

bru

[terse pine]

CLOKED

[wintry river]

no

[dense tundra]

YESSS???

[sharp gull]

That’s fine, I don’t wanna own everything

[wild badger]

i am

[terse pine]

i didn’t mean this in a rude way

[clever heron]

It is not ok

[wild badger]

rip, wht lvl r u

[wintry river]

playing gta at 5am is crazy

[signal whale]

we need to get as much as possible

[clever heron]

I want you to have everything

[dense tundra]

OKAY

[wild badger]

its 10pm

[pliant kestrel]

If you want to find people to play with you can optionally try joining the crew if you wanted to do so, or looking for people inside #ps5｜lfg-info / #ps5｜other-lfg (just read how to use the channels first )

[terse pine]

hi was slowmode removed for 50+ because i’m not sure if i did something wrong without knowing😭

[pliant kestrel]

Just past 8pm

[dense tundra]

oh yeah guys

[terse pine]

93

[dense tundra]

can i join sm1s crew

[wild badger]

meh

[pliant spindle]

As asian to play with NA, yes, 5am is normal here

[dense tundra]

its alr if no

[wild badger]

@signal whale

[terse pine]

hi hickory dickory dock

[somber shadow]

anyone know how to do the diamond casino memory dot well and know how to sneak for silent and sneaky want to help us with diamond casino hiest

[clever heron]

No life

[pliant kestrel]

I think something was recently changed, I didn't have it before making a ticket but now suddenly do for this chat, it was on originally for #gta-vehicles and #gta-media but as I was going to tell you, it seemed to have changed here

[pliant spindle]

Hello Makkaroni

[terse pine]

did you answer question btw

[wild badger]

yes

[terse pine]

yeah i’m not sure

[wild badger]

i made it 6-1

[terse pine]

oh

[dense tundra]

6-1?

i thought it was 6-3\

[clever heron]

Girl

[wild badger]

am talking about earlier

[terse pine]

auntie

[dense tundra]

oh

[signal whale]

whats going on

[clever heron]

R u

[wild badger]

what lvl are you

[clever heron]

That is cool

[signal whale]

33

[clever heron]

Why didnt you say anything

[wild badger]

like trolling or actually

[terse pine]

am i whay😭

[terse pine]

he’s 493 in game i know everything

[pliant kestrel]

Wow, big level 33 in-game :d

[wild badger]

what level are you

[clever heron]

Maki

[pliant kestrel]

On my alt account, I think it was around 1510

[dense tundra]

.

[terse pine]

yes

[wild badger]

alt ?

[dense tundra]

im level 5

[pliant kestrel]

Not including any of my console accounts

[clever heron]

Is it dinner

[wild badger]

whats your highest level on any acc

[pliant kestrel]

upper 60 thousands I wanna imagine

[clever heron]

No way

[terse pine]

sometimes

[wild badger]

very doable

[pliant kestrel]

you'll get it in no time

[signal whale]

in gta though im almost at 494

[wild badger]

thats light

[clever heron]

This nothing

[terse pine]

YOURE ON 180

[terse pine]

what is something patchy do tell

[wild badger]

i troll all the time

[dense tundra]

and im level 5

;))

[wild badger]

its okay frankflin

makki will help u

[clever heron]

Can you run cayo for me the glitch

[pliant kestrel]

Sorry, I lied, upper 80 thousands I meant
#gta-media message

[dense tundra]

.

[sharp gull]

How do I bet more? Like why is my bet limit 5k

[terse pine]

this reminds me of the guy who hates me for that

this is awful

[terse pine]

why didn’t my msg reply

[clever heron]

Maki

[pliant kestrel]

Are you playing floor table games or high tables (with increased betting and winning limits?)

[terse pine]

yes

[wild badger]

thats light asf

[clever heron]

How often do you go to casino

[wild badger]

whats the total earnings

[dense tundra]

im level 3 in this server now

[terse pine]

when i get motivation to so like 3 times a month

[terse pine]

clok ot rwin

[sharp gull]

Just realized, so the purple table?

[pliant kestrel]

2,147,483,647

[clever heron]

Clok it twin

[terse pine]

I CANT EVEN HELP MYSELF

[pliant kestrel]

Yup, or your penthouse as well, that is also a high stakes table

[terse pine]

it’s clok ot rwin wise words from you patchy

[wild badger]

am better

[clever heron]

Clok it

[wild badger]

what do u do for money

[pliant kestrel]

Im not sure how, considering thats the bit limit

[wild badger]

watch this

[terse pine]

i find thirsty men

[dense tundra]

.

dam

[signal whale]

just over 1b

[sharp gull]

I lost but quickly closed my game, hopefully it didn’t get a chance to save

[pliant kestrel]

I mean my stat is obviously higher on social club website but using the 32 bit integer limit for my response is way easier since its such a simple number to remember

[wild badger]

#gta-media

[terse pine]

ty for the update

[dense tundra]

guys ima log into my discord acc in my phone

im probably gonna get logged out

[sharp gull]

Np bestie

[signal whale]

she literally has me give her money every day

[terse pine]

ty for the update as well

[wild badger]

im sorry for you

[terse pine]

THIS IS SUCH A LIE

[signal whale]

hi do you want to take part in a survey

[terse pine]

I HAD YOU PROMISE YOU WOULDNT

DO NOT LIE ON ME

[signal whale]

lmfao i know i am kidding

[wild badger]

dang it makeener

[terse pine]

watc h out

[clever heron]

He runs a a organized criminal gang that manufactures drugs and works with paleto bay commercial drivers to transport drugs across los Santos to psleto bay

[signal whale]

ok i will stop

[dense tundra]

dam it guys

[terse pine]

i’m going to get a famous fighter on you

[dense tundra]

i couldnt log in

[terse pine]

what

[signal whale]

who

[wild badger]

ok mickey

[terse pine]

you know who

[terse pine]

NO THATS WORSE

[zinc nymph]

i cannot fucking believe that only because of a glitch the whole CMM doomsday it reset after 4h playing😭

[signal whale]

GUYS

[zinc nymph]

literally 2/5 of act 3

[clever heron]

Maki

[signal whale]

hi wanna participate in a survey

[terse pine]

yes diva

[zinc nymph]

need some sleep

[signal whale]

dm me rq itll take 5 seconds

[sharp gull]

Aha, it didn’t take my chips

[signal whale]

guys were now 8-3 for the son

[wild badger]

merc em both

[terse pine]

did you choose 1 or 2

[signal whale]

he chose son

[terse pine]

oh cloked

was i first vote

[wild badger]

1

[clever heron]

Do you want to try a sample of Los Santos newest line of snack it is phatass chips flavored haberenno cock

[signal whale]

yes, i asked you on instagram before we came here

[clever heron]

Sryjk

[wild badger]

ykw ykw

[terse pine]

are we joking rn

[signal whale]

LMFAO WHAT

[terse pine]

no what

[dense tundra]

guys ima go afk rq i have to do my hw

[signal whale]

ok

[terse pine]

ok ty for update we’ll miss you frankflin

[signal whale]

dont forget to defend your home btw

[terse pine]

that’s frankflin not franklin

[dense tundra]

i wont

[pliant kestrel]

Ill decline but can you instead give me noodles seafood (variety) instead, or an

[terse pine]

what if i give you meteorite

[signal whale]

@terse pine look at instagram

[terse pine]

no

[signal whale]

oh ok

[pliant kestrel]

How about another p and q

[wild badger]

am smart

[terse pine]

half true

[pliant kestrel]

add onto my collection of 700,000+ ps and qs in my inventory, meteorites are weak

[terse pine]

sure

but you owe me

[wild badger]

i am convinced wall is cheating

[pliant kestrel]

ion got money

[pliant kestrel]

No Im 100% legit, worst gta player ever too

[terse pine]

i don’t think so. level 80k sounds very reasonable!

[wild badger]

agreed

[wild badger]

[terse pine]

ok chase

[wild badger]

not my name, and, makeener .

[terse pine]

whatever chase is on the case

hi larzy

[sharp dome]

Nah more of a hack....ahem glitches

[terse pine]

hi larzy

[sharp dome]

Hello Miss makki

[terse pine]

what are we doing on this fine evening

[sharp dome]

Hello Miss makki

[pliant kestrel]

your a hack

[sharp dome]

Its a fine morning for me here

[sharp dome]

-er

That's you

[pliant kestrel]

I don't hack, you do, I saw it

[sharp dome]

Ehhh that's my line Miss wallie

[sharp dome]

I legit saw you drive a train

[terse pine]

what the freak i hate your name and pfp

[sharp dome]

How's it going

[pliant kestrel]

Anyone can drive a train in the cluckin bell setups 😭

[terse pine]

i’m so sorry

[pliant kestrel]

Don't get banned for impersonating staff

[sharp dome]

That wasn't a setup now was it ?

[terse pine]

CLOK OT RWIN

[pliant kestrel]

Alright, just make sure to appear on the online staff thing then
||You also don't have the staff role either and are a new member)

[pliant kestrel]

Pretty sure it is a mission based setup

[sharp gull]

What in the gambling rng is this, I can’t win anything

[sharp dome]

No no Miss, pretty sure it wasn't

[pliant kestrel]

50 50 realistically, there is no set odds.
Unless you obviously cheat that is

4ish out of 10 bait, would work well on someone else though

[distant breach]

It is a set up

[pliant kestrel]

As an idea it is a setup, but its really just a mission in all reality

[distant breach]

Yeah

How did you guys even do early game before cluckin bell

[sharp dome]

U don't know wall

[pliant kestrel]

Titan of a job 1000000 times basically is all I did, how I got 90% of my flying abilities

[distant breach]

They got him

[pliant kestrel]

yea, you are setting me up, I can tell

[distant breach]

The fake mod guy got sniped

[distant breach]

Oscar guzman?

[pliant kestrel]

No. Im talking pre-apartment heist. A titan of a job is a mission where you go to LSIA and steal a titan, basically all you do for the entire mission

[distant breach]

How much does that pay

[pliant kestrel]

Not a whole ton, like ~20k

For like maybe 6 minutes of work

[sharp dome]

Saving players from you're schem.....ahem knowledge

[pliant kestrel]

(during that time period that is, easier and faster now)

[distant breach]

Damn

[pliant kestrel]

alright, ur just being a meanie so I can't help people

[sharp dome]

Not my intention please don't crush my heart

[terse pine]

hallelujah

[potent apex]

Anyone prison break heist final now add reputed_sheriff0

[fresh magnet]

@potent apex, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[signal whale]

praise the lord

[pliant kestrel]

Try asking in the old heist channel (both prison break and doomsday)

[terse pine]

you’re atheist

[signal whale]

i am

[terse pine]

[sharp dome]

[signal whale]

when will diamonds come back in the casino

[sharp dome]

Valentine week?

[signal whale]

i hope so man i do want those diamonds

[terse pine]

it is valentine week

[signal whale]

i have art but i need something better

[terse pine]

greedy

[signal whale]

is art more valuable than gold i genuinely dont knoe

[sharp dome]

Art is easy to steal

[mint turret]

Gold pays more , but I think art is better

[signal whale]

yeah, gold takes long because god knows why they pick so slow

[signal whale]

hi darshan!

[stray shoal]

Art is faster

[mint turret]

Hi

[mint turret]

Yes it is

[signal whale]

can you get enhanced gta so we can play

[mint turret]

Um

I can migrate to enhanced but that means I am ditching my friends and crew in legacy

[signal whale]

oh no

[mint turret]

I don't have ssd space to store both legacy and enhanced at the moment

[signal whale]

how big is it? pause lmao

but fr how big is the ssd? if i remember enhanced is 110gb idk though

[mint turret]

Both of them together would take around 230 gb of my ssd space

[signal whale]

gah damn

[mint turret]

500 gb nvme

[signal whale]

ngl i wanna get a 2tb ssd but i forgot how to like move all my things

[terse pine]

yeah

[signal whale]

what

[signal whale]

i did it when i went from 512 to 1tb on my first ssd swap but i completely forgot how to do it as that was over a year ago

[terse pine]

hi darshan

[mint turret]

You haven't checked ssd prices , have you?

[signal whale]

let me take a look

yeah i think im good with two 1tb lmao

[mint turret]

Hi makki

[signal whale]

god damn 300 bucks for a samsung 990 pro

[oak onyx]

Hey so genuine question,where do you guys spawn at? I'm considering buying accomodations for the CEO office so I can spawn right there but I'm curious if anyone still uses their high end apartment

[signal whale]

i only have a samsung 990 pro because it was on sale

[terse pine]

hru 👩‍🎤 diva

[signal whale]

i spawn at my mansion

[terse pine]

my apt garage

[signal whale]

fr?

[terse pine]

ok we get it ur rich

[terse pine]

yes

[mint turret]

Diva?
I am good tho

[terse pine]

that’s wonderful

[mint turret]

I have mansion

[signal whale]

its true though

i have angel ai greet me whenever i wake up

joke btw i have haviland

[oak onyx]

This is endgame for me

But I was thinking CEO since I can immediately get to work on special cargo

[signal whale]

it truly is endgame. my goal rn is doing cmm

[signal whale]

you can also work on it from the mansion

[mint turret]

No cmm yet?

[signal whale]

2 man dcmm done, not og or dcmm 3 and 4

atp im gonna look for 3 guys for og cmm

i want it done so bad bro

the tier 4 award for the apartment heists is a kuruma lmao

[mint turret]

Good luck , are you doing it on pc or ps

[signal whale]

ps

ive tried it like 5 times now lmfao

[mint turret]

I did it with my 1 friend and 2 players from lfg channels.
We completed apartment cmm in first attempt

[oak onyx]

Do you have 16m I can get online rn yo get one

[mint turret]

I have tried doing cmm before as well but players kept leaving and we couldn't make any progress

[visual lantern]

Back alley dumpster

Right behind the vanilla unicorn

[signal whale]

what are you asking

[signal whale]

😭

[torn quarry]

I own nightclub, biker club, counterfeit cash, smoke on weed and the car wash

[mint turret]

Acid lab, agency , bunker? Do own these?

[versed magnet]

Any indian

[torn quarry]

Oh mb, I do own those aswell,

[mint turret]

Kosatka?

[clever heron]

Darshan

[mint turret]

Yes?

[versed magnet]

Any indian bro

[oak onyx]

Exactly what I'm asking

[terse pine]

HI EVERYONE

[oak onyx]

If they have 16m so I can buy a a mansion rn
Otherwise that's our of the picture rn

[versed magnet]

Any indian want to play together

[terse pine]

wow ok i get it

[mint turret]

You can't share money in gta?

[clever heron]

I like to open the windows n smell the night air

[mint turret]

[sharp gull]

I’m starting to get in loser lobbies the more I force close the game

[slim slate]

I love the itali classic I’m so glad it’s as beautiful as I wanted

could use maybe a bit more customization but I won’t complain

[clever heron]

Alright so guys what hsppen

[mint turret]

Bad sports?

[terse pine]

it’s haddin

[oak onyx]

Is more a joke,lol

[signal whale]

im not even on pc

[pliant kestrel]

||Its probably just ps public lobbies ||

[oak onyx]

I remember when you could do that for jobs but that got removed

[clever heron]

Hey dawk what up twin u in your crib

[distant breach]

Not really tbh

[signal whale]

thats a long couch

[clever heron]

Where

[terse pine]

hey dawk not much hbu

[sharp gull]

Well yes but actually no, just people who kill for no reason

[clever heron]

Guys

[pliant kestrel]

?

[distant breach]

Yea?

[torn quarry]

Im down

[mint turret]

I don't know how bad the situation is in ps. But I can tell for sure Pc public lobby is quite toxic sometimes

[torn quarry]

Nope, im feeling like to go for oppressor coz thaat helps alot in cayo heists

[distant breach]

What the hell even is your pfp

[clever heron]

Can you install mods on pc

[distant breach]

Story mode yes

[mint turret]

For story mode

[signal whale]

for me it foesnt happen a lot

[sharp gull]

I’m honestly proud to say I’ve never killed or griefed another player and this games existed for 13 years

[distant breach]

It's all chill until you sell stock here lol

[signal whale]

on god

[distant breach]

You've never killed someone?

Everyone has killed atleast someone dude

[signal whale]

this is a bigger lie than "the patriots will beat the seahawks"

[distant breach]

I was tryna race this guy when I was rank 15 or something and he killed me so I kept killing him with stickies and allat (he was the same rank as me)

[sharp gull]

Never once fought another player in the 13 years this game has been out

[distant breach]

Are you even playing the right game

[clever heron]

@torn quarry hey dawg you mind if I ask your dumb ass a question about your picture your punk ass choose to use you dikwat yiu hear me dikwat

[distant breach]

That's like the first rule of gta online: shoot someone before they shoot you

[mint turret]

He probably meant that he never killed for his self desire or destroyed someone's cargo. Self defence is definitely not included by the way he is talking

[sharp gull]

You think I’m lying but I’m telling the truth

[torn quarry]

Wats wrong in my pfp

[distant breach]

Lowkey I have killed some afk people before for shits and giggles

[sharp gull]

I don’t even get revenge kills, I either quit lobby or just continue with what i am doing

[mint turret]

What a pure soul

[distant breach]

Js play in invite only servers atp

[clever heron]

Is not awful its just where is your nose you dikwat is this a filter you dikwat tell me dawg

[sharp gull]

I try

[clever heron]

You outta tell me before maki whip your dumb ass

[slow flame]

What is this guy on

[distant breach]

I know this guy is secretly evil but I can't prove it yet

[clever heron]

@sharp gull what is your money methid

[versed magnet]

@sharp gull you on ps

[sharp gull]

I’m the purest soul you’ll ever meet

[distant breach]

[sharp gull]

I am, ps5

[distant breach]

No you're adoresbrizzy

[clever heron]

Can you help me with cayo

N actb3

[distant breach]

Ja solo it bro

[versed magnet]

Pc and ps they can't play together or what

[clever heron]

N clukin bell n sutishop

[mint turret]

You won't say that for me, even though I have pfp of someone evil

[distant breach]

Issokay sukuna a bum anyways

[distant breach]

Nope thankfully

[clever heron]

Sir I am willing to learn

[sharp gull]

Dre and cluckin bell mostly

[mint turret]

Can't deny

[distant breach]

Watch a guide on YouTube or just wing it

[clever heron]

I not doing allat

[distant breach]

Just wing it then

[clever heron]

Have you did it

[sharp gull]

I’m gonna be the same way in gta6

[clever heron]

Girl clock it

[mint turret]

Good luck

[clever heron]

@signal whale is it late for you to hop on gta

[signal whale]

kind of yes

[clever heron]

Darn

[signal whale]

why whats wrong

[clever heron]

Its jus

There's this thing

Going on

Between the girl

I have to like after opening safe I have to deliver sessebrra car to her in like near rat canyon

But there's like so many annoying ass gruppe n noose n some punk ass security guard opening fire

[open sluice]

Am I the only one that hasn’t gotten their 500k from gta+ ??

[sharp gull]

What’s another 13 years until gta7 lol

[clever heron]

N the same dark ass swat truk in the way n the damn noose in a helicopter

Can I call lester

[storm zinc]

you get it the day of the month you first signed up, like mine is the 19th

[distant breach]

Gta 6 cost 2 BILLION usd ,that's 500 MILLION more than the burj khalifa, I think that gta 6 is living for a generation like skyrim

[signal whale]

ill help lmao

[distant breach]

Gta 6 is lasting 20 years minimum

[open sluice]

Ohh ok apreciate that twin 🤞

[storm zinc]

but i also didnt get the 300k from doing 5 pizza deliveries

[clever heron]

I like hide behind yellow thing but those lspd n noose r crazy

N they guve you useless guns

[mint turret]

Shhh, don't make such demands

[distant breach]

Which mission lol

[clever heron]

Bruh gimmi a rpg

[sharp gull]

[clever heron]

The autoshop

Union deposit

[distant breach]

I see

[clever heron]

Green vans

[distant breach]

[clever heron]

N like the blk noose van

[distant breach]

[distant breach]

Noose is such a bitch

[clever heron]

Yea

[mint turret]

Fully loaded ruiner 2000 is so busted

Oppressor mk2 worst nightmare

[tidal marsh]

Yo does anyone know how to turn off cayo hard mode after 48 mins?

[clever heron]

Not anymore

The car can jam misdle

[distant breach]

It's not even that hard

[clever heron]

So they can't lock on

[signal whale]

on god

[clever heron]

Yes take double aa batteres

[mint turret]

Imani tech cars, i get it.
But it's quite powerful and has the best homing missiles. Mk2 players got nothing on it

[signal whale]

thank you patchouli cedar

[upper girder]

Hello

[mint turret]

Wait 48 minutes after pavel message

[clever heron]

What is cayo mode

[mint turret]

What do you mean

[signal whale]

hi chase

[clever heron]

Wait i didnt read it all the way

Shut up danish

So annoying

No dont shut up

Uhhhh

Where everyone go

[storm zinc]

to bed lol

[dawn hull]

if you started any setup on hard mode you have to complete it on hard

[clever heron]

Who that your picture

[upper girder]

Uma thurman

[dawn hull]

mrs mia wallace

[clever heron]

Who she

[upper girder]

Pulp Fiction 😍

[dawn hull]

very good actress

[clever heron]

How old is she

Maybe I check out her movie

[upper girder]

Shes 55

[storm zinc]

over 18, too old for you lol

[dawn hull]

idk like 50

[clever heron]

Oh dear

[upper girder]

She's in Kill Bill

[dawn hull]

im gonna kill bill

[clever heron]

No

[upper girder]

And plays Poison Ivy in the 90s Batman movie

[clever heron]

You lay one hand on him im whip you dawg

[dawn hull]

best movie i ever watched ass a kid

[dawn hull]

england?

[clever heron]

R ubin your 30s

[hidden karma]

ain’t no one do og heists on ps4 💔

[dawn hull]

no

[clever heron]

Oh 40

[dawn hull]

no sadly

[clever heron]

Oh younger

[dawn hull]

bruh no what age are you

[clever heron]

Idk r u like 20ish

[dawn hull]

you dont know your own age

[clever heron]

Idk i lost track

[storm zinc]

red flag lol. someone should look at his hard drive

[clever heron]

Idk

[dawn hull]

mine or his

[clever heron]

1

[dawn hull]

this guys not real

[storm zinc]

his lol
.

[clever heron]

Jk

[frosty rapids]

Yo, I’m trying to make money on GTA just so I can buy stuff and have a good time. What’s the best method for money right now on PS5? (I do not have an ethernet cord.)

[dawn hull]

aw right yea hes a dodgey guy

[clever heron]

I farted suicidal penait

[dawn hull]

what does ethernet have anything todo with making money

[clever heron]

Did you smell it

[dawn hull]

:stranger:

[frosty rapids]

Idk some weird methods require unplugging a Ethernet cord

[clever heron]

Wdym

[frosty rapids]

I’m tryna find the best method for money rn

[dawn hull]

aw right emm not really idk how to make money anymore i stopped after 1 bill

[clever heron]

Clukin bell

[clever heron]

Dayum girl

[frosty rapids]

1 bill is crazy work

[dawn hull]

ibr just cayo and dr dre contract

[frosty rapids]

Ok

[clever heron]

At this point help us out run us a hiest can I get 50%

Plesse

[dawn hull]

sont have any setup atm

[frosty rapids]

Can I do cluckin bell replay glitch solo?

[clever heron]

Um I wonder if someone can answer thst

[glossy dew]

Domacdarkside8

[clever heron]

@signal whale i need help

[signal whale]

whats wrong

[glossy dew]

@clever heron

[clever heron]

Do you know anything bout clukin bell glutches

[signal whale]

i dont man

[clever heron]

Dam mit

Well do you know who can help us

[dawn hull]

dont glitch its not good

[clever heron]

But some ppl want you have fun after a long day

[frosty rapids]

Some don’t want to spend 95% of their free time doing setups

[signal whale]

no

[clever heron]

Thank you

But if you do could you like tell me

[upper girder]

Set ups are quick wym lol

[sharp gull]

I had to stop gambling 😭

[clever heron]

Like in real life

[signal whale]

why did you lose 700k? definitely didnt happen to me lmao

[frosty rapids]

Still boring tho

[clever heron]

@sharp gull u wild twin

[sharp gull]

I gained 605k with a straight flush but I wasn’t winning much after that

[signal whale]

gah damn

i lost 700k in blackjack

[clever heron]

Dawg you wild

[signal whale]

did you clok ot

[clever heron]

No

[signal whale]

why

[clever heron]

Because you lost 700k

We need to go to casino n tell them for refund

[honest bobcat]

can 2 people join me in this mission

[sharp gull]

I did force close the game every time I lost tho so I didn’t lose any chips

[warm pike]

Hey guys just got a new acc what should I do first?

[clever heron]

Wait check your maze bsnk

[signal whale]

ok want to come with me?

[cold garden]

Gamble

[clever heron]

Yes but your driving

In your fastest whip

[signal whale]

ok thats fine

[sharp gull]

#1344878308210507856

[signal whale]

is a banshee gts ok

[clever heron]

Yes

Wait is it 3 seats

[haughty glen]

Cedar

[clever heron]

Where is maki sittin

[signal whale]

no, just us

makki is ok

[clever heron]

Les get a uh b11

[signal whale]

the fucking jet?

[clever heron]

Wait but not 3 seatwe

[signal whale]

thats 1 i think

[clever heron]

Bro I onow toredar

[summer tapir]

[clever heron]

Dawg you gunna drive dawg n me n maki gunma sit in your sick ass whip dawg

[dawn hull]

paid 10 mill for a jet once now i can smoke cigars

[signal whale]

@terse pine

[clever heron]

Have a player drive a limo go in fiest person n then idk if it works but go you snacks n spam x

[terse pine]

hey i designed your sick whip

[signal whale]

you did!

[clever heron]

Maki u ready me n Danish we gunna hit up the casino dawg in this sick ass whip with dual rear misdles

[terse pine]

can i please decorate your banshee gts too please and thank youuuu

[dawn hull]

yea that one

[signal whale]

yes ofc

[terse pine]

i am so ready

[clever heron]

Then wr gumma tell the poket lady to give us 700 k unless she want to get whipped

[terse pine]

you better watch out or you’ll feel my wrath

[terse pine]

OH NO WHAT IF SHE WHIPS US

[clever heron]

Or we can blow em up eith mosdles

[terse pine]

my wrath is progressing

[clever heron]

I'm tase her

N u whip her

[terse pine]

what if she becomes hulk

[clever heron]

The misdle

[terse pine]

hulk survives middle

missile

[clever heron]

Oh

Hm

[sharp dome]

Let's not get carried away

Mods r always watching

[clever heron]

Well have to get the b11 then

[sharp dome]

[rich sluice]

how do you know

did you ask him

[terse pine]

i am hulk

[rich sluice]

where’s the slow mode

what

[sharp dome]

Don't encourage the conversation

[terse pine]

50+ GOT IT REMOVEDDDD

[rich sluice]

yippie

[clever heron]

Maybe we call taxi n Danish gets the jet incase she become hulk then Danish can finish her punk ass with massive enlarged missles

[sharp dome]

I don't want to see you lovely players getting muted for off-topic

[rich sluice]

you are not getting mod like this

[clever heron]

O

[sharp dome]

[terse pine]

it is on topic larzy😭

[clever heron]

Uh guys i need help how to start act 3

[terse pine]

we were talking about the woman at diamond casino

[terse pine]

@signal whale

[sharp dome]

Lfg !?

[rich sluice]

facility

[clever heron]

Yea cuz Danish needs his 700k

[sharp dome]

[signal whale]

dm me

[signal whale]

you right man

[clever heron]

That punk ass lady took it

[terse pine]

you’re rich be quiet

[clever heron]

Also the peanut lady she orolly mad too dawg

[sharp dome]

Where is you're pc at?! N when u getting gta in it

[signal whale]

on god i wanna know this too

[clever heron]

@signal whale dswg get a new mac

[signal whale]

?

[clever heron]

You know apple computer

[sharp dome]

U got pc ?

[terse pine]

he never gets off it

[signal whale]

yeah

[sharp dome]

Do u have one?

[signal whale]

yes i do sir

[terse pine]

i did

idk where it went ngl

i stopped touching it and it was taken

[sharp dome]

Cool we might play some stunt races

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

Yeh that sounded weird bt you're intentions was good

[terse pine]

shut up😭

[sharp dome]

Yeh my brain functions like that

Apologies

[clever heron]

Shut up

[sharp dome]

[clever heron]

Jk

[signal whale]

perhaps

[sharp dome]

I'm getting bored of gta lately

[wild badger]

troll ppl

[sharp dome]

It's not even a year since I bought that game

People just do grinding and that's all

They forget to enjoy it

[sharp dome]

[clever heron]

It's like a life simukator

[sharp dome]

Yeh no kidding

[clever heron]

Gta supposed to be fun

[dapper sphinx]

Do career progress 100%

[clever heron]

Like blow cars up

[dawn hull]

its ass

[sharp dome]

[dapper sphinx]

[rich sluice]

Take rocket cars to the mountains

[clever heron]

No

[rich sluice]

Yes

[clever heron]

Coyotes

[icy wagon]

don't recommend

[clever heron]

They will eat you

[rich sluice]

idk like 4-5 days max

You run them over with your rocket car

[dawn hull]

fraud?

[dapper sphinx]

I drift, off road, drive around, do random missions without considering pay

[rich sluice]

shipping can take some time

[clever heron]

I like playing survival some ppl make fun ones

[rich sluice]

Yeah some of those are fun

[dawn hull]

only good one is north yankton

[rich sluice]

I like to kill people and do burnouts on them

[clever heron]

Is aeasonal

[rich sluice]

Sometimes it throws a blood rooster tail

[dawn hull]

ik

[clever heron]

It should be peement

[dawn hull]

i agree

[clever heron]

Is kinda fun

Is like call if duty

@dawn hull shut up

[dawn hull]

didnt even say anything

[clever heron]

Wht I do

[rich sluice]

Patchouli only plays barred chords

[dawn hull]

ik im glad i dont use it

[rich sluice]

U can't solo lmao

[dawn hull]

honestly use steam or even epic but steams just more convenient

fair after the mansion update i stopped playing got bored af its just rince and repeat atp

enhance or legacy

i dont have it installed

[grave wind]

Yo

[dawn hull]

yea i bought all 3 and id say go for richmand its most closest to city and its just better

peak

[queen thicket]

i’d join up the car meet but i ain’t got cars on my pc account

[sharp dome]

Lfg

[dawn hull]

wym by that

[rich sluice]

Lmao

Snail trail

[dawn hull]

damn back in my day it was 20 bucks and a pepsi

[queen thicket]

i see why you ain’t got enough money for a mansion

[dawn hull]

back to the past

[clever heron]

@dawn hull what are you doing

[pliant kestrel]

spent it all on cars and booze :d

[sage wagon]

Gotta love trolls. You get into a fight with them and they get on the mk2

[queen thicket]

gotta get that diamond champagne

[queen thicket]

thats when i pull out the deluxo

[pliant kestrel]

How does that make them trolls must I wonder?
Also pvp isn't meant to be fair

[sage wagon]

I got my deluxo without missiles, been meaning to get those put on

[queen thicket]

best missiles in the game

[harsh mesa]

Toreador/vigilante/ruiner 2k works too

[clever heron]

@dawn hull do you have arcade

[clever heron]

Um chernoburg

[harsh mesa]

Holup he right

[clever heron]

Community feels didferebr

[mint turret]

Toreador missiles are slightly worse than ruiner and deluxo

[harsh mesa]

Good enough for a mk2 still

[mint turret]

Yeah

Toreador is probably the best counter to mk2

[harsh mesa]

Forsure

[mint turret]

Fully loaded ruiner is also an option but it requires you to register as ceo

[harsh mesa]

The best counter to almost anything in the game

Except if a tank flips u

[clever heron]

Wait

[keen bronze]

i just spent 4 milli on a kosatko...

[turbid arrow]

why are the first dose missions so stupid bro

[keen bronze]

can someone donate some $$

[clever heron]

Now they have the jammer

[tacit gulch]

Nice

[harsh mesa]

Congrats u gon make it back in no time

[keen bronze]

how mayn

[clever heron]

So they can't lock

[harsh mesa]

Cayo

[oak swift]

what yall think about this seahawks win doe

[tacit gulch]

Only the 5 lastdose remaining

[mint turret]

I made probably 200-300 million from kosatka

[clever heron]

Go to community if your into nfl

[mint turret]

They? Who

[turbid arrow]

whats the best way to do the first dose missions

[mint turret]

What's so hard about it?

[turbid arrow]

everything

[mint turret]

Don't do it then

[turbid arrow]

i need to do it for the acidlab

[keen bronze]

DAYUM

[pliant fractal]

Can anyone help me do the new mansion dupe glitch ill sit afk well you fill your garage if you sit afk well I fill mine

[mint turret]

You can grind other heist like cluckinbell and get kosatka

[keen bronze]

how much you got rn?

[mint turret]

30m i think

[clever heron]

Dayum dawg that is not awful you outta be losing your mind

[turbid arrow]

why is my character chasing king kong over here

[harsh mesa]

I did all of first and last dose missions in a day

[clever heron]

Wtf

[keen bronze]

i assume you legit have everything there is to buy?

[mint turret]

It's kinda not that bad

[mint turret]

Every property yeah but not cars

[harsh mesa]

Yeah its easy

[clever heron]

How do you have the time

[turbid arrow]

i keep warping

wtf

[harsh mesa]

It barely took 3-4 hours.. Maybe even less than that

[clever heron]

Wtf

[mint turret]

Which weapons do you have right now.

[turbid arrow]

uhhm

[clever heron]

They make gta like a job

[harsh mesa]

Dont remember using that weapon

[clever heron]

They be spending hours on a virtual reality

[turbid arrow]

its not a weapon its a first dose my character is high or some shit

[mint turret]

Just answer my questions

[sage wagon]

Which is easier to do, the cayo or the dre replay?

[mint turret]

Cayo

[turbid arrow]

?

[harsh mesa]

Both are easy

[clever heron]

How to turn my controller on

[harsh mesa]

But cayo's setup is easier

[queen thicket]

no shot

[mint turret]

Buy assault shotgun and set your aim preference to full assisted

[harsh mesa]

Slam it into ur tv

[mint turret]

[clever heron]

I like union deposit

[night ferry]

Press it

[clever heron]

Even though the noose is crazy

[harsh mesa]

Press what

[queen thicket]

@forest mortar uh

[clever heron]

Ooooo

[storm zinc]

valid crash out

[rich sluice]

Another day of not learning cayo

[turbid arrow]

how tf do i fly this stupid opressor mk1

[clever heron]

He said the word

[rich sluice]

😞😞😞

[night ferry]

A button until it turns on

[rich sluice]

FeelsBadMan

[clever heron]

O he is racist

[queen thicket]

not even just the word

[storm zinc]

carefully

[harsh mesa]

na some dogs dont fart

[queen thicket]

full hard r

[mint turret]

Left joystick?

[clever heron]

Why everyone using profanity

[rich sluice]

He’s probably from Europe lol

[turbid arrow]

when it starts flying it just falls instantly

[rich sluice]

They get brave when they not from America talking like that

[mint turret]

Press a to extend your wings

[rich sluice]

Knowing damn well they get the spit smack outta them for talking like that

[clever heron]

You presd x to take the wings out

[mint turret]

[turbid arrow]

yeah i know how do you boost

[sage wagon]

I've already done cayo a lot a while ago, working my way through dre now. Do you have to do the no save for cayo instead of just DCing?

[mint turret]

A is for xbox controller

[clever heron]

No x

O

[forest mortar]

!ban 1448006147234857016 racism

[quasi sundial]

Yo

[placid hemlock]

✅ Banned space_alien55921 (Case #454301) (user notified with a direct message)

[mint turret]

Press left joystick

[turbid arrow]

ok ty

[forest mortar]

Sorry for it taking so long I'm on mobile rn

[queen thicket]

should i start a new character on playstation or pc

[quasi sundial]

Yo

[harsh mesa]

No save forks for any heist.. I use it for both cayo and dre

[clever heron]

No no your fine

[queen thicket]

ty king

[forest mortar]

[harsh mesa]

Time to make me a mod

[clever heron]

No not yet

[harsh mesa]

Wym no not yet

[quasi sundial]

Yo

[mint turret]

How does that dog remain stationary but his paws move like that

[harsh mesa]

Yoo

[mint turret]

[quasi sundial]

Wsp

[clever heron]

You need ten-year experience

[quasi sundial]

Anyone plays on ps4 wanna help me earn money im running low rn

[mint turret]

Oh no, delete

[harsh mesa]

[mint turret]

rip

You had a long journey

[sage wagon]

Can you still get through walls for the gold?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah but do i get to be a mod

[queen thicket]

i remember when i first joined the server at the age of 13

[harsh mesa]

I dont think so

[mint turret]

Underage claims get banned instantly on discord. Don't do that

[queen thicket]

yeah actually you can get fully banned for that

[harsh mesa]

Tf 😭

[mint turret]

Are you dum or something

[queen thicket]

from like the entirety of discord

[mint turret]

I said you to delete

[harsh mesa]

Nah mayun didnt know about that

[mint turret]

[harsh mesa]

But u joined in nov

[queen thicket]

old account

[harsh mesa]

Shi

[turbid arrow]

im on the first dose mission where im high as fuck

[clever heron]

Do you see the stash house

[mint turret]

If you don't get banned in 2-3 days , you might be safe

[queen thicket]

old account lmao

[harsh mesa]

Try some

[turbid arrow]

wat...

[harsh mesa]

💔

[queen thicket]

technically new account but also old cause i can't use it anymore

[rich sluice]

lol

[mint turret]

There is way to get unbanned but you need to show your government id to discord. You are better off making a new discord account

[clever heron]

Ok sesdebtra will be with you shortly

[harsh mesa]

Fs man ill yap my way back up to level 50

[rich sluice]

Thanks I’ll here waiting

[harsh mesa]

Almost level 50

[clever heron]

Ok

[mint turret]

Chatgpt to deleted user 479303

[clever heron]

How i check my

[mint turret]

[harsh mesa]

💔

[clever heron]

Can you smile

@harsh mesa could you smile

[harsh mesa]

Who summoned me

[harsh mesa]

🙂

[clever heron]

What a beautiful smile

[harsh mesa]

Appreciate it man

[sage wagon]

Since you can't grab the gold solo, do you just go to the other areas to get the coke?

[queen thicket]

yes

easiest is the airstrip

i get the boat and go there first before the compound

[signal whale]

whats going on

[sage wagon]

Ah. What's the best case item to get before doing the replay?

[clever heron]

Danish

[queen thicket]

wdym

[clever heron]

Oh my

[queen thicket]

oh like replay glitch?

always pink diamond

[clever heron]

@signal whale smile

[vernal bronze]

Random but what’s the scammer list about?

[signal whale]

hello

[signal whale]

people to not trust

[queen thicket]

people who scam on lfgs

people to not trust when doing lfgs yeah

[vernal bronze]

Oh was thinking maybe they may do money drops hahahaha

Lfgs?

[sage wagon]

Like someone not trading when you LFG for duping or something?

[blazing osprey]

egro

[clever heron]

Alright so its a thing where players look for players who need help in gta

[upper girder]

Damn dre missions are quick on the replay

[vernal bronze]

And then what do they do?

[sharp dome]

They help u

[clever heron]

These types of individuals assist you in missions

[vernal bronze]

Oh

[dusky glacier]

Where do i find them

[wary folio]

@vernal bronze basic way to put LFG is it's used to find other people to play with in game or help others in game

[vernal bronze]

Sorry I’ve not heard of that phrase before

[sharp dome]

Missing the fun

[clever heron]

Can you tell me the glitch

[wary folio]

And each version has its own LFG thing because there's no cross platform play or cross version

[toxic gulch]

turning off your internet

[upper girder]

I don't glitch

[toxic gulch]

or disconnecting the controller

[fleet crane]

whats this weeks car in ls car meet

[vernal bronze]

I’ve been on one server before where someone did a money drop for everyone lol

[wary folio]

Check #gta-news

[clever heron]

Wait so howbdo you know to do thst

[toxic gulch]

check some video on youtube

[clever heron]

I cant

[candid torrent]

Doesn't work on ps

It's a whole different method on ps to replay dre

[turbid arrow]

whats the fastest way to complete the first dose missions

[candid torrent]

Magic

[vernal bronze]

Does everyone play legit on here or has anyone done like cheats and that?

[wary folio]

Typically if it involves turning off the internet it's only for PC I think

[queen thicket]

if you're doing it for the first time just do them

[candid torrent]

Both

[toxic gulch]

theres a easier way for pc

[vernal bronze]

I want to find someone who can do money drops lol

[signal whale]

mix of both

[wary folio]

gets hammer

[signal whale]

you cant do money drops on ps5. only pc

[toxic gulch]

why tf even cheat

[wary folio]

Actually I don't think it even exists on PC anymore and has been patched

[vernal bronze]

Oh I’ve been on a server before with a money drop

[clever heron]

Now when yiu say turn off internet like you take plug out or actually take yellow thing out

[blazing osprey]

dont worry hanger 4x money rp coming this week

[toxic gulch]

it does bro

some hacker gave me

[wary folio]

Typical, PC issues

[clever heron]

I want all hiests 10x