gta-online

[dire robin]

alr u good>

[feral robin]

Ion have ps5

[rich sluice]

:3

[wild badger]

[rich sluice]

ps5 pro

i have

[dire robin]

i said are u good

i have a ps4

but that doesnt matter

[rich sluice]

xd

[dire robin]

are u good

[wild badger]

yes it does💀

[dire robin]

wat

[rich sluice]

i can’t play with you if you are in ps4

[dire robin]

why>

[wild badger]

u play new gen ir old geb

[feral robin]

I'm good, hru?

[wild badger]

gen^^^

[rich sluice]

i play in ps5 version

[dire robin]

can u play ps4>

[dire robin]

oh

[wild badger]

hes on ps5, likely new gen, cant play tg

[dire robin]

oh

[rich sluice]

mr beast

[dire robin]

i tho that only for fifa

[feral robin]

I'm not on ps

[dire robin]

oh

[rich sluice]

what do you think about hulk hogan

[coral vortex]

Imagine GTA 6 takes up 1TB

[rich sluice]

should be

i have an extra hdd connected to my playstation 5 pro only for that

[coral vortex]

Naw not really but I’m guessing either 250GB - 300gb at least

[feral robin]

he a good wrestler

[rich sluice]

nahhhhhh

[wild badger]

for the pre download 🫩

[ocean galleon]

yo

[wild badger]

$

[ocean galleon]

anyone know if there still are 3 or 2 letter crew tags out there (not the rockstar ones with 100k members in it)

[exotic quartz]

Yo guys, how can I get a friendly sell lobby ?

[mental nexus]

Just sell in priv

[ember raft]

whats the best solo route in cayo perico?

[signal whale]

wsg king

[coral vortex]

Imagine gta 6 becomes so real we could actually enter the game through our tv screen

[misty vine]

me?

[oblique reef]

You’re about 200 years behind

[signal whale]

hell no

que is king

[misty vine]

ah

what is qdp?

[signal whale]

idk yet i need to think

[spring robin]

he scammed me for hs

[misty vine]

hmu when ready

[signal whale]

gotchu

[oak bough]

iiiiiii thought I saw your face today

[wild badger]

hello groundpound69

[misty vine]

wsg king

[craggy hatch]

Take longfin boat, enter by drainage tunnel or do a shortcut by using a rock as ramp, then once inside just get the keys, go upstairs pick the safe and painting if ya have it, then take whatever secondary shit you can and go down and pick the primary and ggs

[oak bough]

Harro bik wong

Big one with a Chinese accent

[ember raft]

thanks g ima try it tomorrow

[misty vine]

i speak asian

[oak bough]

what Asian

[misty vine]

what are you trying to learn?

[oak bough]

Blackinese

[signal whale]

hi sir

[misty vine]

asian the language

[oak bough]

how do I say stupid fat ass in Asian

[misty vine]

schtuih fa ah

[rugged hound]

No1s serious while doing heists
it was going super well

Then randomly the prisoner decided he wanted to leave

[misty vine]

pc legacy?

[oak bough]

no pc original

[misty vine]

the 9 different discs version?

[rugged hound]

What does that mean?

[oak bough]

uh-uh-uh stewie

[misty vine]

personal computer grand theft auto 5 legacy version and not enhanced

[oak bough]

ok I’m gonna go help randos in gta

[misty vine]

on ps4?

[oak bough]

yep

[misty vine]

ps4 servers active?

[oak bough]

I donno

[misty vine]

up and running½§

[rugged hound]

Nah I'm playstation

[oak bough]

haven’t been on all day

OH LETS GOO DIRST MESSAGE OF THE DAY

[sour galleon]

yo i thought you were at work

[terse pine]

i’m at work rn

[sour galleon]

stop lying

[limber turret]

Your supposed to be doing your Cayo 9-5 shift

UH SORRY I MEANT CASINO

FUCK PAVEL

[sour galleon]

oh really

[oak bough]

lester stop calling me to do bogdan

[terse pine]

ARE YOU A FRAUD

[terse pine]

it’s very true

[limber turret]

1.7 million payout btw

[oak bough]

tell pavel to do it

or madrazo

[limber turret]

Pavel is a pussy who never leaves his kosatka btw

[oak bough]

or the ai

yeah get the ai to do it

[woven plank]

Yeah.

[limber turret]

Clifford is a neural network system not an AI

🤓

[oak bough]

you called it ai

[signal whale]

yeah no joke, i was struggling to pass 40

[oak bough]

I will do the heist rn to show you said it

“he probably was building up a fudging whole ai navy!

[sour galleon]

damn that’s ass

[limber turret]

I’m doing casino again. Istg if the heli fails to spawn 😭

[rugged hound]

Im lvl 12

Mfs think idk how to play the game

[oak bough]

I haven’t played online yet

what’s it like

[rugged hound]

Ass

Great

[signal whale]

on god

[oak bough]

o-h-oh noe! my greatest foe! groundpound69

[limber turret]

“My greatest foe, cracked my favourite hoe”

[terse pine]

this is weird but it’s ok

[sour galleon]

don’t talk about weird mak

[terse pine]

THATS RUDE

oh wait

hi zogslop

[sour galleon]

are you a bot

@signal whale is she a bot

[signal whale]

makki?

no

[little pulsar]

Lester Crest stop stealing all my fucking heist money.

[sour galleon]

are you sure

[manic aspen]

30 seconds 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥

[halcyon hemlock]

How I report a scammer

[limber turret]

5% btw

[oak bough]

and what about story mode?

[little pulsar]

4.9% too much.

[wintry river]

dm @pallid plover

[oak bough]

stealing over 50 percent

100 mil heist and you still live in a crappy house

[terse pine]

he is VERY sure

[manic aspen]

Gotta keep a low profile bro

[oak bough]

and micheal?

[manic aspen]

Witness protection

[little pulsar]

The fucking goon cave.

[oak bough]

LMAOOO

[little pulsar]

Trevor tracked down Michael he didn’t track down Lester.

Too busy robbing his own friends.

[sick dirge]

20 seconds left dont doddle!

[little pulsar]

Fat useless fuck.

[oak bough]

mount chiliad is basically a border

[signal whale]

yes

[manic aspen]

gg

[nimble pier]

can someone help me get 1m or 800k

[oak bough]

run bogdan

in an hour you should get 34 M

[little pulsar]

Have you tried Grand Thefting some Autos.

[manic aspen]

Say that again

[little pulsar]

So basically, there’s an Auto, you theft it, but you don’t just take the damn thing, you gotta do it with style, make it grand.

You gotta Grand Theft Auto.

[manic aspen]

Peak

Im going insane

[signal whale]

wtf i wish

[sick dirge]

You high bro?

[little pulsar]

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson?

Can you come back to WWE now you’ve got the money from Black Adam.

[quartz lily]

ok so i have a question, may be a dumb question but idk.

is the 5 warehouse limit per account or per character?

[faint spear]

Character

[quartz lily]

So I can buy 5 more on my 2nd character?

[faint spear]

Yes

[quartz lily]

Ok thank you

[marble moat]

Is there a way to permanently steal npc weapons ?

[sick dirge]

Before you could keep them

[fresh magnet]

@ionic elm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[left condor]

I can

[nimble pier]

user?

[clever heron]

I'm bit busy

Someone check my autoshop I can't check im busy

[trim fossil]

Hi

[nimble pier]

ok

[oak bough]

Mb missed a 0

[clever heron]

Hi ryan

Dam i think I got wrong cable

[cold garden]

#gta6-discussion

[violet flint]

what weapons does the raiju have and how fast is the b11

[clever heron]

Great question

Also what the weight capcity

[nimble pier]

damn nov 19 came fast

[signal whale]

r u on something

[cold garden]

Cannons and Homing Missles, B11 has bombs and missle barrage

[clever heron]

Plan on bringing my fat ass ps5

[signal whale]

i have a new username idea for you

[sick dirge]

somone mute this mf

[violet flint]

what 😭

[cold garden]

Mute this bozo

[violet flint]

what are the cannons like, and what has explosive mg

[cold garden]

Both

[left condor]

U this bored?🤡🤡

[violet flint]

how fast is b11?

[cold garden]

Decent but not faster than Raiju

[clever heron]

Idk mach4

[sick dirge]

wait theres no way bro

[cold garden]

And a bit tankier

[violet flint]

i see i see thank you

[cold garden]

Nothing can beats Raiju at speed so-

[violet flint]

mf a blockspin guy 😂

[left condor]

Join me we gonna run Cayo

[sick dirge]

im lit mostak bro

[terse pine]

hi patchy

[clever heron]

Anyone know why there's a random helicopter in gta flying over maze bank

[violet flint]

say wallah what

[clever heron]

Maki

[terse pine]

yes hi

[clever heron]

Guys i was in a hurry n got a usc to usb

[sick dirge]

Wallahi bro On God

[clever heron]

N I threw reciot

[violet flint]

no way brother remembered me too

[terse pine]

oh no

[nimble pier]

im joining

[clever heron]

If it don't fit I jus wasted my bread

[left condor]

Bet

[sick dirge]

you were Always rocking that K1L4 username 🔥

[nimble pier]

nvm give me a sec got to plug in my mouse it died

[clever heron]

Ok so guys which load out for the uh union deposit hiest

[left condor]

Bet

[violet flint]

hell yeah dude why did u get banned again

did u script?

[sick dirge]

Im not banned ingame i just lost interest in the game maybe ill comeback soon

[violet flint]

oh fair enough

[nimble pier]

inv me

[terse pine]

oh no don’t lose your bread

[sick dirge]

Any New updates since christmas update?

[clever heron]

Did i mention that during the mission that one diner by rat canyon there is a lady waiting with two ppl by a car

Ok so is there a cool down for autoshop

[violet flint]

nope

[sick dirge]

oh is there a any reason why? Are they planning Like a big update or they just doing nothing as always

[clever heron]

Well they have GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm Gatling gun, a massive, seven-barrel rotary cannon designed around, firing depleted uranium rounds at up to 3,900-4,200 rounds per minute, with a muzzle velocity around 1,020 m/s (3,350 ft/s), delivering devastating firepower for destroying tanks

GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm Gatling gun, a massive, seven-barrel rotary cannon designed around, firing depleted uranium rounds at up to 3,900-4,200 rounds per minute, with a muzzle velocity around 1,020 m/s (3,350 ft/s), delivering devastating firepower for destroying tanks and

[violet flint]

nothing i assume

[clever heron]

barrels rotate, allowing each to be loaded, fired, and unloaded sequentially, powered by twin hydraulic motors.aircraft was designed around this powerful cannon, with the nose landing gear offset to the side to accommodate it.

Hi

R u bired

[sick salmon]

finally got that mctony bonus challenge out the way

now i just need to do the last car robbery for the week and get its bonus

[clever heron]

No gta will probably not have massive updates jus minor ones

More focused on bonus

Rockstar has moved on different project

[sick dirge]

yup its gonna fall off

[clever heron]

Shud I get b11

Make the lobby vibrate

[left condor]

ggs u should get like 2.1 mil

[nimble pier]

ty

[left condor]

np

[cold garden]

[clever heron]

Make it vibrate so much that when they try to deliver they gunna bounce up n down

[clever heron]

This nothing

[full crater]

Yo

[left condor]

Bro I ran him a heist Sybau

[clever heron]

What twin

[left condor]

w

[sick salmon]

is there any bonus for selling salvage yard cars in a public lobby or is it basically like the autoshop deliveries?

[left condor]

I’ll run u another in like 30

[clever heron]

There's this motorcycle thing

[left condor]

Replay glitch

[sick salmon]

continue

[faint spear]

Not u

As i was gnna go bed

[clever heron]

Idk i didnt Chek it

[bleak token]

Top 10 business if we could own it

[clever heron]

It was during loading screeb

[sick salmon]

ah

[left condor]

Gotchu

[clever heron]

Imagine 10x production speed and 10x on high demand bonus

Mali

[clever heron]

Clock it twin

[sick salmon]

[brittle ginkgo]

Hello, knows anyone than the new Police Cars droped? So I mean the Buffalos ur knows

[clever heron]

How to get sessentra to deliver for you

[versed sail]

For reallllll

[terse pine]

clok ot rwin

[keen hearth]

no bonus

[sick salmon]

ah okay, i’ll just sell in solo lobbies then

[bleak token]

Why do you play video games it’s bc u want to hunt

Get the reference

[signal whale]

patchouli cedar are you ok

[signal whale]

caddydaddy99 lfgo

[thin sedge]

Who wanna grind money with me I just started in level 22 I got a mansion only got free cars

[versed sail]

Absolutely boss you know the deal

[signal whale]

peep dm sent something crazy

[thin sedge]

Who wanna grind money with me I just started in level 22 I got a mansion only got free cars

[sage wagon]

Is it better to sell your bunker at $210k for 1 vehicle in a public lobby or wait until it's 100% and sell in an invite only?

[thin sedge]

Na

[olive arch]

Yo

[thin sedge]

Check dm

[olive arch]

Ok

[versed sail]

Where’s @wary folio

[thin sedge]

Who wanna grind money with me I just started in level 22 I got a mansion only got free cars

[bleak token]

Level 22 with a mansion is egregious

[versed sail]

Check dm

[thin sedge]

I know

[thin sedge]

Check DMs

[versed sail]

Check DMs

[signal whale]

on god

[upper girder]

Clearly i must be doing something wrong then 💀

[versed sail]

Oh my bad bro I thought you were just copying what I said sorry

[cold garden]

Dude bought a mansion at lv.22 💀

[plush flower]

:3

[upper girder]

XD

[plush flower]

:3

[upper girder]

O.o

[plush flower]

:3

:3

[upper girder]

Only 2.5 more hours until i go homeee then ima play some gta 😍

[plush flower]

:3

[thin sedge]

I brought 50 worth of money

[upper girder]

Huh

[signal whale]

a 50 dollar shark card???

[thin sedge]

Yea

Troll

[cold garden]

Just buy more shark cards then, why even bother grinding

[thin sedge]

Cayo prico

Perico

[faint spear]

Fr

[signal whale]

ts is nuts tbh, shark cards 💔

[upper girder]

I used to buy shark cards back in the day but not anymore, takes the fun out of the game for me

[west horizon]

Hi y'all

[upper girder]

Howdy

[bleak token]

How much is that

[west horizon]

Im here for looking for someone for help

[signal whale]

let me look

[upper girder]

I think that ones is only like 6 mil or sumn

The $90 is 10 mil

[bleak token]

Not worth it holy

[upper girder]

Yeah

[signal whale]

4.25m

[north mango]

Anyone know how to do the Bogdan replay

[upper girder]

I mean $90 is like a 3/4 of a work day for me but still its not worth it

[clever heron]

Take a photo of your transactions

Maze bank

[signal whale]

??

oh maze bank nvm

[clever heron]

Then share in gta meda

[terse pine]

hey they’re like 120

[clever heron]

Maki

Where have yiu been

Maki u have psn

[upper girder]

Im not at home

[clever heron]

Anyone here have psn

I need help with autoshop misdion

[signal whale]

huh

[signal whale]

shes on ps4 but im on ps5 like you are

[clever heron]

Imagine shark cards 75 % off

[signal whale]

still wouldnt buy

[clever heron]

O

[signal whale]

imagine cayo perico 200x

[clever heron]

Oh yea

[signal whale]

youd like that wouldnt you patchouli cedar

[clever heron]

Imagine g cache 500x

[clever heron]

Oh you know me

How do you know me so well

[cunning walrus]

what if rockstar paid us to play gta

[trail hare]

I sold 4 full large warehouses and made 4 mil I'm deleting the game ✌️😂

[clever heron]

Like add money in maze bank?

[clever heron]

Ops

[cunning walrus]

nah irl

[clever heron]

Accidently the thumb

Meant to reply

[signal whale]

because you love money

[clever heron]

Dawg

[trail hare]

What's the best/coolest agency to own

[trail hare]

And office

[terse pine]

no i’m on ipad

[upper girder]

Idk i have little seoul and maze bank west for agency and office

[trail hare]

Makki is cool

[terse pine]

your whole life revolves around money

[trail hare]

YOOO ME TOO

[terse pine]

thanks that’s very true

[signal whale]

fr fr

[upper girder]

Twins

[clever heron]

Twin you spitting facts

[terse pine]

thank you

[signal whale]

yes sir clok ot rwin

[clever heron]

Yes sir clock the fuk outta ot

[signal whale]

😭

[trail hare]

I liked little seoul cause the outside of it is cool and maze bank west has the subway next to it

[terse pine]

it’s clok ot rwin

[clever kelp]

Yo can anyone help me out with money

[clever heron]

Yea

Want me to get on

[trail hare]

Do security contracts

[clever heron]

No autoshop

[clever kelp]

Wym

[trail hare]

[terse pine]

he spits a lot id advise backing up when he speaks

[signal whale]

help him well patchouli cedar, were all rooting for you

[clever heron]

Not bad 3 misdions

[signal whale]

I DONT

[trail hare]

For the agency

[clever kelp]

Alr thx

[trail hare]

They on 2×

They easy

[terse pine]

yes you do it got in my hair once

[signal whale]

???

[terse pine]

[clever heron]

Twin clok it

[terse pine]

thank you rwin

[clever heron]

You welcome dawg

[signal whale]

😭

[trail hare]

Log off

[upper girder]

My check is gonna suck this pay period 😭

[signal whale]

wdym hes goated

[signal whale]

why

[clever heron]

Rl

Or gta

[terse pine]

i’m not a dawggy

[upper girder]

Apparently i only worked 51 hours but i used 16 hours of pto for the days i missed

[clever heron]

Ok twin

[trail hare]

Bru my friend flexed that he had 3 mk5s and 2 banshee but he don't own a fucking single vehicle with lock on missles

[clever heron]

Whip him

[trail hare]

He claims he used to own "everything"

[terse pine]

[clever heron]

Whip him

Then makki whip him

[trail hare]

[clever heron]

Whip him

[terse pine]

WATCH IT PAL

[upper girder]

Pre taxes my check is $1227.64 but after taxes its only $865.99

Taxes suckkkk

[terse pine]

holy cow how are you affording life

[pliant spindle]

Hallo Makkaroni

[terse pine]

hi hickory dickory dock

[trail hare]

Life must suck can I know ur credit card number too must be a really funny number or sum like brooo

[upper girder]

I live in a cheap state plus i still live at home

[clever heron]

What yall dumb asses come from

[terse pine]

excuse you patchy

[signal whale]

gah damn

[trail hare]

Icl bro u make enough

[terse pine]

HES NOT REAL LOOK AT HIM

[signal whale]

ngl 865 isnt a lot in many us states

[terse pine]

GENUINELY HES NOT REAL

[trail hare]

Not alot but still decent

If u already live somewhere atleast

[signal whale]

😭

[terse pine]

don’t cry

[upper girder]

We better be careful dont wanna get raptor on us 😭

[trail hare]

Also ppl always claim they suck but then look like spongebob walking to the krusty fucking krab to collect their taxes

[dapper sphinx]

[terse pine]

not a lot in gta money in gta

[clever heron]

Maki

[upper girder]

Im only getting back $500 back this year

[terse pine]

yes patchy

[clever heron]

What haddin twin

[signal whale]

fuckkkk

[terse pine]

well i’m currently depressed cause my best friend doesn’t wanna play with me hbu patchy what haddin rwin

[trail hare]

I make more in gta so I'm richer than you technically ✌️

[upper girder]

I only made $44k last year

[trail hare]

Just be a fucking auditor

Get paid to ragebait people

[upper girder]

I dont like office jobs

[trail hare]

Office job awda

[upper girder]

Ive had one before and it sucked

[signal whale]

what did you do

[trail hare]

U go around recording people in public and make a story on it

[upper girder]

I worked as a receptionist/journalist at my local newspaper

[signal whale]

bad pay?

[upper girder]

Very

$11/hr

With no benefits either

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

god damn

[trail hare]

Bro holy yap auditor ain't a real job

[clever heron]

Twin can you belive it we do hiests n still no benifits

[terse pine]

its so sad rwin

[upper girder]

Then i went back to walmart as a personal shopper for $15/hr, then promoted to a department manager and made $20.06/hr then stepped down and lost $2/hr

[signal whale]

become a pilot fr thats where the pay is at. starting pay is like 92 an hour

[upper girder]

You also have to have like 1000 hours of flight experience

[signal whale]

yeah smh

ngl im gonna go to school to be an airline pilot but the hours are so much

[signal whale]

you can get paid to do this btw

[upper girder]

Well yeah but most of those jobs also require you to purchase your own plane iirc

[signal whale]

nah

[terse pine]

lawyer too

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[upper girder]

Oop

[terse pine]

sorry diva

[signal whale]

become a cfi. use planes at the school and be paid to teach students while building hours

[pliant kestrel]

Pretty sure you don't need any flight hours to start flying on gta

[signal whale]

uh oh lets go to #community

[signal whale]

hi wall hope all is good

[upper girder]

Should i buy the raiju

[terse pine]

word is not right

[pliant kestrel]

Its helpful if you are grinding hangar cargo or simply doing some setups, outside of that sparow is all you need

[clever heron]

Maki

[upper girder]

I kinda want it just to fly around and grief the griefers

[trail hare]

Why hangar cargo

[pliant kestrel]

Ground sourcing is super easy with a fast plane.
You can basically fly to the objective, rip up any vehicles holding the cargo until they destroy and drop it, or kill enemies around the locations, land (then complete the objective), get the cargo, take off and return.

[dapper sphinx]

Does Raiju fit on Kosatka

I've not tried yet

[pliant kestrel]

Air sourcing is the same but it typically takes longer for worse pilots since you also have to take the cargo mid-air to be making good time, plus destroying the objective vehicles.

[pliant kestrel]

Yes but if you enter the kosatka it will destroy the plane entirely

[trail hare]

Too hard I'll just goon and beg ppl to give me 85% cayo instead

[dapper sphinx]

ah damn wtf

[upper girder]

I thought you could only park the sparrow in the kosatka

[pliant kestrel]

You can, you can land anything ontop though
||Or use an exploit to fit something that shouldn't belong in the moon pool PV area ||

[dapper sphinx]

maybe I beach the kosatka near something i can jump to and from and land on ground. Idk maybe some creativity might work

or i just keep using sparrow

[signal whale]

hey we dont like to exploit (i do enjoy glitches)

[trail hare]

What's wrong with sparrow

[pliant kestrel]

So you exploit glitches, interesting

[trail hare]

Is the remote control unit ever worth it

[rich sluice]

[pliant kestrel]

Not typically

[trail hare]

What's rlly the point

[signal whale]

i only enjoy some glitches

[pliant kestrel]

You can lose your personal vehicle but it will not count for a kill for an enemy
Good for Ig kd warriors

[trail hare]

Huh

Sorry I'm confused

[pliant kestrel]

RC? As in an RC vehicle, a remote control stuff, what else?

[trail hare]

You said you can lose your personal vehicle

What does that mean

[upper girder]

Okay but how can i get my mk2 in there

[pliant kestrel]

Mors mutual? Insurance lossage

[trail hare]

So u can't get it back?

[pliant kestrel]

I won't tell you because I don't like the mk2 but heres what it looks like #gta-vehicles message

[pliant kestrel]

No, you can call mors for it back man, you only lose your PV for a moment
Obviously if its destroyed or you lose signal to it that is

[dapper sphinx]

Nothing, Raiju would just be for min maxing

[trail hare]

I'm actually too tired for this

So it gets destroyed

Or like gets lost

[dapper sphinx]

I still prefer Dre even though it takes me a lil longer

Over Cayo

[pliant kestrel]

destroyed, if someone emps it, or if you have it get destroyed by your own actions or another player

[trail hare]

Bru it's just funny to make my friends think my shit is haunted cause they don't know about rc

I tell them it's Johnny on the spot

[dapper sphinx]

I miss Johnny on the spot

I miss him driving away

I dont miss the bullet holes in the back window

[trail hare]

Only experienced bro back when I played on Xbox

Xbox is so bad there's literally no benefit to owning one

[pliant kestrel]

you don't gotta deal with ps players
||Ill probably be shot in the street for this one||

[trail hare]

Hm?

[dapper sphinx]

I still love Xbox as it is now, but I bought it to have a console, not a pc hybrid, which is the future for it. That's what I got a PC for. So I got the PS5

[sour galleon]

i miss when johnny sometimes wouldn’t get out the car and just kept driving with your car

[dapper sphinx]

Yeah a lot of ppl hated it but I thought it was funny asf

[sour galleon]

same lol

[trail hare]

Not a single benefit

[dapper sphinx]

Except its back compat and XPA but this is dependent on person

[trail hare]

I wanna buy one but I literally can't find a reason to

[dapper sphinx]

I use mine to play GTA IV online
and 360 games when I want

IV online is still populated too on 360

[gray turret]

What is the best way to quickly get more money with a hanger?

[undone shell]

Cayo is best for quick money

[gray turret]

Ik but I don't have the sub yet

[orchid jackal]

Bogdan is the best right noq

3.3m every 5 min

[clever heron]

How

[orchid jackal]

New glitch

[gray turret]

Yeah how

[pliant kestrel]

For solo players, yes.
Act 3 glitch can pay 3.37m in under 2 minutes

[clever heron]

Could you teach me

[pliant kestrel]

Its not new

[orchid jackal]

No up to 3 ppl can get 3.3m each

[clever heron]

Can you teach me

[rocky flax]

is there anything new in this update aside from mansions

[orchid jackal]

At one time

[clever heron]

Will rockstsr ban you if they find out

[orchid jackal]

And it's not for solo players you need 2+ ppl

No one is banned from it

[pliant kestrel]

You could potentially get banned for it, it does exploit something outside of replay that is a BIG grey area. Thats what people don't tell you

[undone shell]

I mean you'll need a person for that though

[gray turret]

What mission is it?

[sturdy geode]

My mansion has a “normal” selection of cars
Deluxo
Vigilante
Scramjet
Cyclone II (HSW)
Virtue
Itali GTB Custom
Banshee 900R
Adder
Cheetah
Entity XF
Bullet
Infernus
Zentorno
Stinger TT (HSW)
Itali GTO
Coquette D5
Comet SR
Kuruma (Armored)
Revolter
Banshee (HSW)

[orchid jackal]

Act 3 you need a facility

[pliant kestrel]

Well I was just adding act 3 to my response, you could also do some other glitches since "anything" can be replayed on pc, and solo, or you could do the apartment trade in glitch or a few other ones

[clever heron]

Um besides the uh motorcycle event

[dapper sphinx]

I see XF, Adder, and Zentorno

My goat

[gray turret]

Ok thanks for info

[orchid jackal]

Yeah if you find out how to do it properly drop me a message and let me know

I don't know how to do it completely just yet..

[undone shell]

Wait how's the apartment trade glitch works though?

[pliant kestrel]

Uses no save, you will need to look at the steps for it

[orchid jackal]

I normally do 1.8m every 6 minutes with Cayo would be nice to get 3.3 every 2.5mins

[sturdy geode]

Heh

[gray turret]

Ok but first I got to grind cluck in bell till I get enough money to get a facility

[trail hare]

Nice

[trail hare]

Get a kosatka first just do cayo

[undone shell]

Well I'll take a look when I can

[sturdy geode]

My driveway cars are the Vigilante/Deluxo. podium vehicle is the Banshee

[gray turret]

Ok

Any advice to get the money for it?

[trail hare]

Cluckin

[orchid jackal]

@gray turret calm waiting for you till next year

[sturdy geode]

Or KnoWay

[trail hare]

Avi missions

[clever heron]

Games are supposed to be fun

[trail hare]

And dax if u haven't

[orchid jackal]

Bruh I'll spam Cayo for u if u want

[trail hare]

What the fuck are you talking about

[clever heron]

Gta feels like chore

[trail hare]

Then hop off bro

[clever heron]

No

[trail hare]

U grind to get good shit

[orchid jackal]

Been playing this game for bout 10 year

Time to own everything

[gray turret]

Nice 👍

[clever heron]

N then when gta shuts the serbers

[orchid jackal]

Why would they do that🌈

[trail hare]

Gonna get the trophy bro

[trail hare]

They won't

It's too good

[orchid jackal]

@wraith nymph knows the ceo

[gray turret]

And how does one spam cayo so I can do it when I get it

[clever heron]

To force residents of Los Santos to move to Florida and Los santo will be the new sandy shore

[orchid jackal]

@gray turret just join me ill make u 1.8m every 10 mins

[gray turret]

For real?

[orchid jackal]

Yeah I'll run like 3 for u

[gray turret]

Ok can I get your ps username?

[orchid jackal]

But the deal is u have to find out a good method for the act3 glitch

And then tell me that one and I'll have it setup for 3.3m for u every 2 min

[clever heron]

Me too

I'm on psn

[gray turret]

Ok but I don't have any of that stuff yet

[orchid jackal]

You don't need it I got it all

U just gotta find out how to do it so u can tell me

[clever heron]

Can you do the glitch

[orchid jackal]

I don't know the method. I just know it works

[clever heron]

Can you log in my gta

N do it

[orchid jackal]

Don't work like tht

[terse pine]

i will

[orchid jackal]

@hacker

[clever heron]

But you don't even have a facility twin

[gray turret]

Ok but I don't got a lot of time tonight a got school tomorrow.

[terse pine]

yes i do rwin

[clever heron]

Really?

[terse pine]

yes rwin

stanced told me to buy it

[clever heron]

What do i do

[terse pine]

eat it

[clever heron]

Ok

[wraith nymph]

I just caught a stray

[clever heron]

Then what

Whip the guy

[gray turret]

@orchid jackal anyway I got till 10 if your still willing to help me out.

[clever heron]

I'll whip you

[orchid jackal]

How old are you guys?

[clever heron]

You have two options you log in my account or I have maki whip u

[gray turret]

15

[clever heron]

1

[orchid jackal]

Quitting gta today I'm 27 and feel like a creep now goodbye kids

[gray turret]

Damn sorry dude

[clever heron]

I began talking when I saw the nurse putting the thing on my mom syomache to check if im in there

[orchid jackal]

Anyone around my age

[gray turret]

Anyway good luck with finding some people off your age group 👍

[clever heron]

Maki

[gray turret]

Cya yall

[orchid jackal]

@gray turret you too bud

[clever heron]

Maki

What do garmen fac do

[dapper sphinx]

It's kinda doo doo

imo

It's decent for variety tho

and has a safe

[clever heron]

How much a day

[dapper sphinx]

Uh, maybe 20k, I dont really pay attention to it

[clever heron]

So nightclub does more

[dapper sphinx]

Oh yeah

[terse pine]

PATCHY😭

[terse pine]

nothing really idk

[clever heron]

Idk twin

[terse pine]

ok rwin

[clever heron]

Clok it dawg

[mental marlin]

Aye what's good chat

[copper vale]

Aren’t they banning people for doing bodgan glitch?

[mental marlin]

Let's get the rude modders banned first please

[terse pine]

what haddin

[clever heron]

Shut your dumb ass up dawg before I whip you and take your 20 car gargw crib and steal the whip

[mental marlin]

Please send shark card in DMs 🧏

[terse pine]

no

[terse pine]

WHAT

[terse pine]

@signal whale WHAT IS THIS

[mental marlin]

[clever heron]

What haddin

[orchid jackal]

Anyone do the bodan glitch?

[clever heron]

Was haddin what color uall think this b11 jet should b

[copper vale]

Im wondering how many you can do before they ban you

[terse pine]

pink

[clever heron]

Ight twin

[orchid jackal]

@copper vale do you know how to do it? And I've not come across anyone who got banned from it

Iknow someone who said they up to 800 mill no ban

[signal whale]

SIR @clever heron

[copper vale]

Yea ik trying to get that mansion

[clever heron]

Yes sir

[orchid jackal]

Same lol

[regal cave]

I need help with prison break heist

[clever heron]

Shut up dawg

[fresh magnet]

@regal cave, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @dapper sphinx

[signal whale]

you are better than this patchouli cedar.

[clever heron]

Do yall have act 3 ready can you run it for me

[signal whale]

💀

[terse pine]

please this guy is hilarious

[clever heron]

Clock it

I forgot the carwash

How much that pay

[clever heron]

Go for it twin

[clever heron]

What it to you dumb ass your prolly unemployed dawg

[sick salmon]

got the podium vehicle, pretty nice but holy shit is that livery terrible

[clever heron]

Can you change it in ls

[sick salmon]

yes but i dont like changing too much about the podium vehicles since i want them to still look like itself for the novelty

the flames just make it look so beat up and damaged

which is weird cause the variant before it doesnt have any damage on it

[clever heron]

@terse pine

[terse pine]

hi rwin

[clever heron]

Twin ya got podium?

[terse pine]

wdym

[clever heron]

At cadino

[terse pine]

nope

[clever heron]

Oh twin

[terse pine]

only got on for a car like yesterday and that’s the first time for a week or so

is the podium car good

[clever heron]

The inther guy said it has awful livery

He sounded very mad as fuk dawg

[clever heron]

Twin what haddin was goochie you still need help dawg

Get thst bread save up for that new sick ass pad in the mountsins

[sharp star]

Cmm

[clever heron]

Hi dawg

[hushed furnace]

How do I join modded PS5 servers like 5M

[clever heron]

Do yall know any players selling thete gta

[clever heron]

That comouter

[hushed furnace]

??

[clever heron]

Go on dosboard

But u need mic

[hushed furnace]

Wait where

[clever heron]

Is a website you could type gta role play servers

[hushed furnace]

Ohh ty

[clever heron]

They make you download a app to talk to onrher players

[lavish slate]

Blue 🥀

[clever heron]

N um you could be police or whatever your into

They do youtube channeks

[hushed furnace]

Ohh

[clever heron]

Polecat

Jeff fsvigano

Shut your fat ass up dawg

You always bring niki to the pad n getting lap dance

Ops

But you cant eat it dawg

Only deliver it

What dawg

[twilit granite]

Hello can Somone help me please shortly im on xbox series

[clever heron]

Lfg

[twilit granite]

?

[mighty isle]

that was days ago

[clever heron]

Sir I think your lost i think ill help you um you see arrow on your screen next to gta online you want to clik thst then scroll up to lfg

[clever heron]

Is orolly cold by now

N green

[clever heron]

You will need me to let me see your lost santo Identification card and I need a copy of your maze bank

Then you'll be interviewed by makki

After thst seessentra will text you the location of the drop point for shark card

Then you gotta fly to csyo

There they will give you additional shark cards

[torn quarry]

I need suggestions, if i should invest in service vehicles or go for buying properties (excluding houses and garages)

[clever heron]

Buinsess

[vocal aspen]

Anyone on old gen Xbox wanna run hard mode Cayo ruby necklace 3 gold

Dm me

[signal whale]

gentlemen i have a serious question

[clever heron]

I belive the place your looking fir is lfg clik the arrow next to gta

[dense tundra]

yeah?

[signal whale]

nvm got silenced lmao

[dense tundra]

oh

[signal whale]

ill dm it

[dense tundra]

alr

[fresh magnet]

@vocal aspen, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[clever heron]

Is this bout me

[terse pine]

why is it so serious😭

[signal whale]

no do you want to be included

[peak kelp]

I think I just slurped a bug 💀

[signal whale]

?????

[clever heron]

Idk i think I'll just shut up dawg

[clever heron]

Finally dawg

[terse pine]

no i need to know patchy’s stance on that question it sounds entertaining

[clever heron]

Jk akima

[signal whale]

@clever heron check your dm

[clever heron]

O boi what could I possibly done

[signal whale]

go check

[dense tundra]

yeah go check

[peak kelp]

That cookie dough chunk tasted like a shell

TABT WAS NOT COOKIES

[terse pine]

a lot

[signal whale]

wanna contribute to the question

[peak kelp]

Sure dm

[clever heron]

Maki

[signal whale]

bro check ur dms

[clever heron]

Was going on in paleto bay

Guys i think there's a bear the paleto bay is being told to evacuzye

Jk

[signal whale]

are you ok man

[sharp wagon]

Dm me if you wanna help 2 low Levels

[dense tundra]

wait guys how do you get into the same server as your friend?

[summer tapir]

If yall was on pc

[peak kelp]

They invite you if it’s not full

[terse pine]

hi hi hi hi hi

[dense tundra]

ohh okay thx

[sharp wagon]

Bruh

[clever heron]

Message from national emergency the cities los Santos paleto bay graoeseed is experiencing strange things like fat npcs running if seen run to nearest lspd

Jk

[dense tundra]

fat npcs???

[summer tapir]

[peak kelp]

What’s online mk2

[versed sail]

@signal whale asking the real questions here. Tough call frfr 😣

[signal whale]

on god bro these need to be answered

[peak kelp]

I made my choice the first second 💀

[cold garden]

The cool kids club

[signal whale]

the entire map of gta online is like a mk2

[peak kelp]

What

[peak kelp]

What

[clever heron]

Where do I get snacks

[signal whale]

nvm 💀

[dense tundra]

what was your choice

[peak kelp]

Do you own any properties

[peak kelp]

The son

[clever heron]

This is personsl

[dense tundra]

same

[signal whale]

no its not 😭

[clever heron]

Akima r u pregent

[signal whale]

i also say the son

[signal whale]

WHAT LMFAO @terse pine

[peak kelp]

God I hope not

[clever heron]

Bro I typed something ejse

[signal whale]

you dont even know if akima is female

[peak kelp]

In gta

[clever heron]

Sounds chinese

[signal whale]

😭

[peak kelp]

[viral spruce]

who can do money drop

[terse pine]

ignore i even said that

[signal whale]

you arent

[signal whale]

i got a question twin

[peak kelp]

Me

[viral spruce]

?

[terse pine]

yes it is

[signal whale]

dm me

[clever heron]

Want me to whip you

[versed sail]

I mean think about it tho. Both would be terrible. That’s a thinker question for real 🤣😭

[terse pine]

[dense tundra]

.

[peak kelp]

One has a future and the other doesn’t what choice

[clever heron]

Maki if akima is infected pregent r u ready ti be a uncle

[signal whale]

THIS GUY (sorry if youre a female) HAS A POINT

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

LMFAO

[terse pine]

IM A FEMALE

[peak kelp]

Maki

I blame you for this

[signal whale]

proved yourself wrong lmao

[terse pine]

yes

WHY

[terse pine]

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING

[peak kelp]

Idk why I just do

[dense tundra]

why do i have slow mode

[signal whale]

how many people chose the son?

[terse pine]

i am a VICTIM in this all

[terse pine]

we all do

[terse pine]

like 5

[dense tundra]

oh

[signal whale]

5 right

[terse pine]

wait where is slow mode

[signal whale]

5-0 for the son

[terse pine]

WHERE IS SLOWMODE WHERED IT GO

[dense tundra]

wait what

[peak kelp]

Makki

[terse pine]

yes

[peak kelp]

Your pfp fits you 💀

[terse pine]

what the heck does that mean

that’s a compliment right

who has slow mode

[cold garden]

Me

[terse pine]

why don’t i have it

[clever heron]

Akima show me your gta jets

[signal whale]

dm me i got a question

[cold garden]

Modded Discord app user

[terse pine]

I DONT DO THAT

[cold garden]

Just ask here

[terse pine]

IM SO CONFUSED

[terse pine]

he gets silenced

[peak kelp]

I only got 2 💀

[cold garden]

Lv.50+ got slowmode removed

[terse pine]

OMG REALLY THIS IS AWESOME

[clever heron]

Do you own b11

[terse pine]

I CLOKED OT RWIN

[peak kelp]

Ye

[versed sail]

Imagine raising a son and some years later he hits you with the “dad I think” and then looking him in the eyes knowing that he likes it. Vs eating breakfast across from your daughter and knowing she got bagged 35 times. To guys a big number is something to be proud of but it’s shameful for girls 🤣

I say give me the daughter

[signal whale]

i cant ill get muted

[clever heron]

I will bag you dawg n whip you in your crib

[terse pine]

go to community rq i wanna debate this ngl

[dense tundra]

guys how to earn money fast because i js started play gtao like 3 days ago

[sharp gull]

Do I need a penthouse to do better at 3 card poker?

[terse pine]

are we being fr rn pathcy

[cold garden]

If the question is that bad then I dont even want to listen to your question in dm at all.

[clever heron]

Bag akima

N whip her

[dense tundra]

.

[terse pine]

nvm i’ll probably get muted for that

[peak kelp]

Cluckin bell raid

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

its not bad, ill get muted over a word

[clever heron]

No

[dense tundra]

oka

[pliant kestrel]

Thats strange, I still have slow mode for some reason

[terse pine]

you can say it in community jsut not here

[left condor]

Ask me I also have powers lol

[cold garden]

Patreon user

[terse pine]

pls i feel like im doing something wrong now😭

[clever heron]

Maybe there shortstaffed

[dense tundra]

how to get level 50+?

[terse pine]

i swear i didn’t do anything wrogn

[terse pine]

talk

a lot

[signal whale]

should we ask wall the question too?

[signal whale]

oh i can?

[terse pine]

no wall would probably not answer

[pliant kestrel]

What question?

[left condor]

Gotta keep talking

[terse pine]

yes

[dense tundra]

okay

[signal whale]

eh nvm its ok

[sharp gull]

Wdym?

[signal whale]

@terse pine 5-1 for the son btw

[dense tundra]

i want to get my slowmode off

[clever heron]

Keep your mouth open as wide as yiu can

[terse pine]

maybe

[dense tundra]

okay

[terse pine]

i support 5

[dense tundra]

same

[cold garden]

It'll take you months to achieve it, good luck

[clever heron]

N don't bag niki

[dense tundra]

ty

[peak kelp]

I wanna rave

Race

[clever heron]

You cant

[peak kelp]

Why not

[sharp gull]

Should I buy a penthouse?

[signal whale]

guys

[wintry river]

[clever heron]

Your having a baby

[signal whale]

we are 6-1

[dense tundra]

niceeee

[signal whale]

i got a question

[clear marsh]

Who’s down to help me sell 3 of my businesses

[peak kelp]

For what

[dense tundra]

me but i cant rn

[cold garden]

We arent going to Cyberstan 🥀

[sharp gull]

Higher max bet on 3 card

[clever heron]

Chat wrnt from boring to fun in five secs

[signal whale]

tbis is a thing?

[terse pine]

it took me like 12 days

[dense tundra]

.

[signal whale]

go to #community

[cold garden]

Touch grass holy

[clever heron]

No do it on akima

[terse pine]

no i have snow

[wild badger]

u can disable slowmode ?

[atomic bone]

This money fronts career challenges are BS

[sharp gull]

Not owning a penthouse limits the amount of chips you can buy

[signal whale]

oh wow

[cold garden]

Lv.50

[wild badger]

ah

[sharp gull]

I have almost 10m, yolo ig right

[terse pine]

I DONT KNOW IT TURJED OFF FOR ME

BUT WALL SAID SHE DOESNT HAVE IT

[pliant kestrel]

(Its likely a joke)

[terse pine]

oh thank goodenss i thought i was doing something illegal

[wintry river]

val trolling like crazy lol

[clever heron]

Makki

Dawg

[hidden horizon]

Are the mc businesses nearly as good as the hanger

[clever heron]

Maki dawg

[pliant kestrel]

Although if you view this servers permission with a builder website you do infact see that permission for bypass slowmode is enabled, or null, I did check with modmail about it
||Or I guess people likely got this information from modded clients as well, which is bannable here||

[terse pine]

i swear i don’t do anything😭

[clever heron]

Did you d autoshop

[terse pine]

wdym

[clever heron]

The misdion the union deposit thing

[pliant kestrel]

Short term money, they are better
But in long term, they are not as great, not as profitable but take less time

[clever heron]

Dawg this game is like a life simulator

[hidden horizon]

I'm planning on just getting the mc businesses so I can assign more technicians in the nc

[clever heron]

Dawg

[terse pine]

i hate it so much don’t even talk about it

it’s literal ragebait

[clever heron]

The noose man dawg those fat ass cops literally hate em literally rage

Maki

Damish

[terse pine]

KICK THEN

THEM

[terse pine]

@signal whale he misses you

[pliant kestrel]

become the noose

[terse pine]

yes diva

[signal whale]

im here

[signal whale]

become the entire company?

[pliant kestrel]

Well the company just makes uniforms and prints Police or Noose onto it

[signal whale]

oh yeah