gta-online

[celest geyser]

shit the feds are on me

[vague ivy]

"private convo" when over 300k people has access to this channel

[molten quartz]

made me do all these fucking setups when i can rob fleecya bank without ur help

[versed nebula]

Lesta

[foggy jacinth]

If the IAA says its private then its private

[vague ivy]

but not big enough to fit you in it

[foggy jacinth]

W

Well the first aint always the best

[lofty kernel]

I say we could all take over the fib and iaa it’s not big enough to hold us all off

[undone horizon]

aw hell nah can you stop robbing us

[mint turret]

@delicate glen since when you decided to flashbang everyone

[distant breach]

You don't deserve your 15% cut

[vague ivy]

[foggy jacinth]

Tell that bald ahh

[distant breach]

Pavel deserves his cut , love you broski

[foggy jacinth]

Love u too kapitan

[distant breach]

The fact that he takes TWO percent for all his work is absolutely insane

[mint turret]

I thought it was 5% , pavel is impressive

[molten quartz]

they banned lester or what

[distant breach]

Fence takes 10 and pavel the goat takes 2

[foggy jacinth]

Hope they did ban his bald ahh

Hell yeah im on top

[distant breach]

Mods had enough of his bullshi

[undone shell]

The fencing fee is shit

[wintry river]

!ban 1459553699591487659 Mute evasion

[placid hemlock]

✅ Banned scary449 (Case #454010) (user notified with a direct message)

[distant breach]

It doesn't make no senseee

[mint turret]

You don't want el rubio waiting at your home

[foggy jacinth]

Bro snitched on himself

[royal zealot]

Calling a bald guy bald is the worse thing u can do to a bald guy 😭😂

[gray wigeon]

!ban

[undone shell]

El Rubio ain't doing shit when you get like 10 tanks at the garage

[dapper iron]

For someone claiming to be IAA he don't seem pretty Intelligence

[gray wigeon]

damn

[distant breach]

Realistically how much y'all think lester deserves

[foggy jacinth]

Fr

[gray wigeon]

none

[mint turret]

No more cayo pericho heist then

[distant breach]

They slime you when you land the velum

[royal zealot]

😭💀

[foggy jacinth]

Maybe 0.1% to get his hair treatment

[undone shell]

Dr Dre way better than that unless you get the diamond pink as main target

[royal zealot]

Nah fr especially on hardmode shit gas fr

[foggy jacinth]

[versed nebula]

27-35 realistically. He came up w the plan but we are risking our lives doing ts, assuming our characters care abt living

[distant breach]

Words cannot express how much I hate driving that stupid toro to the yacht

[undone shell]

Get the mk2 for Speedrun

[royal zealot]

Bro i prolly been holding on to my Hardmode panther for 3 years 😭💀

[foggy jacinth]

Tf kapitan

[distant breach]

I will NEVER lobotmize myself with that bike

[wintry river]

fr lmao

[distant breach]

Clandestine reconnaissance going real hard

[foggy jacinth]

Fr😭

[undone shell]

Hardmode is worth only because you get double the price

[distant breach]

Fym double

It's 10% more 😭

[dapper iron]

As a Former CIA Case Officer I still had no idea why such creature exist

[undone shell]

I mean it's your choice if you wanna just go with the toro or some other shit ig

[distant breach]

IAA>FIB on everyone's soul

[dapper iron]

Does it got good secondary or decent one?

[royal zealot]

You prolly got a cut out of all 293 completions i did on my account, i dont know why you tripping, ..Pavel. 😭😂

[molten quartz]

lspd better

[foggy jacinth]

Yeah but

[royal zealot]

Just 2 gold one painting

[foggy jacinth]

3 years is wild af kapitan

[distant breach]

Good enough

[royal zealot]

Cant argue ngl

[undone shell]

I don't understand how some can do the glitch on cayo isn't that patched already?

[molten quartz]

i hv that on necklace

[dapper iron]

Shame... I got my Panther with all Gold standby

[distant breach]

I had SIX gold on teqilla

[versed nebula]

Theyll never patch it atp

Its a feature

[royal zealot]

3 years of helping noobs and paying randoms to get them started

[molten quartz]

secondary more like primary

[foggy jacinth]

The caviar that i cooked for you is rotten by now

[royal zealot]

[undone shell]

I mean I have tried everything and especially in 1 moment I got my heist complete without getting any money from it

[foggy jacinth]

But thats what u have to eat if u come back

[floral dust]

in the car i might be cooked a stranger is taking me some he said his name was pavel and has a sub and wants to rob a island

[foggy jacinth]

I aint cooking again

[royal zealot]

Bro i asked for brussel sprouts and canned sardines 😡😡😡

[molten quartz]

caviar got hatched

[foggy jacinth]

You were out for days and i just ate it myself

[royal zealot]

W

[undone shell]

So basically guys I have bugged my first Pfister astrale and I can't sell it and I'm stuck with it forever

[foggy jacinth]

Fr🥀

[distant breach]

That's like 3mil

[royal zealot]

MY SARDINES

[floral dust]

pavel can i put avenger in syb?

sub

[foggy jacinth]

Get back here and u can have em ( just a lil bit rotten...about as equal as rotten flesh from minecraft)

[dapper iron]

Yep around that ammount, its enough Gold for even 3 people.

[versed nebula]

Cayo on pc vs console (free aim) which is harder ?

[distant breach]

Free aim is a curse I wish nobody to get

We NEED aim assist on everyone's soul

[versed nebula]

I realized how easy i had it when i swtiched to pc and actually had to aim

[steady osprey]

Why would it be harder on pc then console

[royal zealot]

Nah i want it fresh dawg. Just give to the guy in the clown costume thats at the bottom of the sub who keeps watching me.

[foggy jacinth]

Makes sense

[versed nebula]

No particular reason. Depends on what youre used to

[foggy jacinth]

But get back in here

ITS BEEN 3 YEARS

I wanna do them clandestine operations

[steady osprey]

I’ve played mostly on console but I prefer pc everyday for aiming

[floral dust]

guys why is the caviar on the planing board wait pavellll

[royal zealot]

No im afking my in a taxi for my nightclub stock. That i wont sell for 4 months

[floral nimbus]

Can anyone help me with the last terrabite quest I just need u to add me and join im on ps5 a.d my name is Marcy-Fam11

[fresh magnet]

@floral nimbus, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @slim nest

[floral dust]

guys why is pavel on the floor

[foggy jacinth]

[versed nebula]

Why does pavel call me charlie every time i start cayo perico

[foggy jacinth]

I love to sleep on da floor

[versed nebula]

He says “good luck charlie”

[foggy jacinth]

That aint you

Kapitan

Thats charlie Reed

[versed nebula]

Who

‘S that

[foggy jacinth]

A member of my crew

Or should i say Our crew

[versed nebula]

Whats charlies contribution to the crew

[floral dust]

btw did you get rid of the rats because of YOUR cheese

[foggy jacinth]

I hope so

But i didnt

[tranquil edge]

got the diamond and 24 hours didnt even end yet

[floral dust]

PAVEL!!!

[foggy jacinth]

She helps us with the heist in the aggressive approach in the air strike

[foggy jacinth]

Yes kapitan

[floral dust]

why are there still rats

[foggy jacinth]

Just let em bee they are cute

[sick crown]

hi guys! who want bike race?

[icy oyster]

Can you share the tequila I steal smh should keep it for ma self

[vague ivy]

kapitan

[mint turret]

Get a platform role

[fresh magnet]

@sick crown, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[foggy jacinth]

Nahhhh

[sick crown]

now

[icy oyster]

Alr I'll work with el rubio to rob the sub

[foggy jacinth]

[mint turret]

Use #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg for races and stuff

[sick crown]

thx

[candid torrent]

Oh

[undone horizon]

is it js me or does el rubio have to do like cayo perico heist within the coolodnw to get some loot again

[foggy jacinth]

Im sure he does

[undone horizon]

exact;ly

[foggy jacinth]

Oh

[floral dust]

they break the equipment your equipment

[foggy jacinth]

Its ok i just repair it

[floral dust]

and ship

[foggy jacinth]

Its ok

Rats are cute.

[hot grove]

What do you even need to chat in #gta-online-mk2

[foggy jacinth]

They help me to stay entertained while u are away

[wintry river]

to be level 25+ in the server

[hot grove]

Oh

[floral dust]

Why are they tripping and why is there a open bottle on the floor

[hollow aurora]

does anyone wann ajoin online with me and RP?

[lapis token]

im tryign to get the prize ride in ls car meet but i have nobody to do it wiht can someone do it with me

[hollow aurora]

can comone play with me and RP

???

[slim nest]

For the act 3 glitch, if i join someone do i need to do anything?

[lapis token]

can you do a car race with me i have nobody to do it with]\

[slim nest]

Im on ps5

[lapis token]

ah

[lapis token]

can you do the race with me

[floral dust]

look at dms

[lapis token]

ok

[steel zealot]

umm why is there snow in my gta lobby when it is not december and it's not christmas there should not be any snow

[slim nest]

Modder probs

[steel zealot]

modders can change the weather?

[slim nest]

Think so yeah

[left condor]

Modders only change weather for them selves most the time it could just be a glitch

[molten quartz]

bro sometimes modders spawn kill me i hv to be very fast to switch lobbies

or else im constantly getting spawn killed

[left condor]

Yesterday I got teleported to mount chiliad by a modder using a mini gun with expolise rounds

[analog veldt]

Cant you swich to frankilin and then go back online?

[molten quartz]

u don’t have anytime

[steel zealot]

i thought rockstar got rid of modders

[left condor]

Definitely not I run into one everyday

[analog veldt]

Cant you go into storymode while on the death screen?

[molten quartz]

every time u spawn ur instant killed can’t even get to control character

[silk sandal]

Hi sons

[molten quartz]

yeah

[analog veldt]

Oh i thought you could

[molten quartz]

u have to be very fast cuz the game respawns u

[molten quartz]

it’s crazy i once got caged also

[analog veldt]

Holdup does the modder get the kills or its like a npc killed you?

[left condor]

Modder gets the kills

[analog veldt]

Usually when a guy kills me over and over i can go passive mode

[left condor]

It happens so quick and rapidly u cant

[keen bronze]

yo guys is the replay glitch still available?

[left condor]

Always

[keen bronze]

oh hey fvije

[keen bronze]

behhehehet

[left condor]

Hey nanda

[cold talon]

yo Wsp guys

[devout garnet]

@dry egret join back

[steel zealot]

are the odd jobs a good way to make money in gta online?

[jagged sedge]

[mighty isle]

[mighty isle]

in a game where heists exist u think odd jobs would make a significant amount of money?

[quiet jungle]

my 3rd pink diamond in a row holy luck

[gaunt fox]

wait wtf how can i access discord without a vpn (discord is banned in turkey)

holy shet DNS worked

now i have moderate nat too

[left condor]

Good shi

[quiet jungle]

fr 3 gold and 2 paintings too

ima do preps now

[left condor]

Damn thats lucky

[left condor]

I still have my panther statue on hard wit 3 gold

[quiet jungle]

do replay glitch 🙏

[gaunt fox]

do you wait 72hrs?

[slim arrow]

bro anyone have gta online hacks

[gaunt fox]

nah, we official hacks suck

[left condor]

I’ve been for a while

[gaunt fox]

modder = bad
legit gameplay = good

[left condor]

Nah I’ve had my panther statue since November

[gaunt fox]

repl?

[slim arrow]

yesterday i met a player who helped me he instantly completed diamond casino and cayo heist within 2 mins and gave me 119% of the cut

[quiet jungle]

wish some hacker would host a heist

[left condor]

Don’t do that again you’ll get banned next update

[quiet jungle]

how much cash u got?

[slim arrow]

6mil

[tacit gorge]

Just search on tiktok

[quiet jungle]

dang

i did it with some hacker i got insta 13m

[left condor]

Damn ur gonna be banned next update gang

[slim arrow]

dont scare me bro

[tacit gorge]

Bro I have 120milly on PS5

Never banned

[versed nebula]

Eh, youll be alright

6m buckaroos wont hurt rockstars economy

[left condor]

He won’t tho thats what my last account got banned for

[slim arrow]

oops

[glass radish]

Wait, u can like get 119 percent?

I thought 100% was max

[slim arrow]

yep he gave me 119%

[left condor]

Exactly he’s gonna get banned

[slim arrow]

i got 3 mil in casino heist

[devout shale]

Its modded

[quiet jungle]

no merry weather hq thanks God

[glass radish]

Wait u can mod on only?

I thought modded only exist in story

[devout shale]

Funny enough when i used to play on pc id do modded hiests so i cld help ppl out and I was banned but I gave away close to 600M

[slim arrow]

but its illegal

[slim arrow]

woah

[devout shale]

It was during covid i had nth to do

[left condor]

Yea they don’t ban same day it’s usually next update

[slim slate]

The itali classic is so beautiful

[devout shale]

I didnt know that i thought i was a god at the time😭

[slim arrow]

i hope i dont get banned

[left condor]

lmfaooo

[left condor]

If you don’t over do things you’ll be fine

[glass radish]

Perma ban?

[devout shale]

I was getting over 100M per day from the rig slots thing

[devout shale]

Yea i shouldnt have tbh

[left condor]

Thats insta detected now

[tacit gorge]

On Pc i think u can get up to 1000% with mod menu

[devout shale]

No i got a 2nd chance but i havent played in a while

[left condor]

No u cant u get error

[glass radish]

Ooo wow, i just knew

[glass radish]

I see i see

[slim arrow]

bro how long was the ban for?

[left condor]

First is 30 days with account wipe

[glass radish]

What is account wipe?

[left condor]

U go back to level 1

[slim arrow]

do they take everything you own?

[glass radish]

With 0 money?

[left condor]

Yup

I modded my entire account but did it safe and now I’m chillin

Trust me I know the dos and donts

[slim arrow]

how you did it bro?

[left condor]

Not gonna talk about it on here

But if u need heist I can run y them legitimate with replay

[slim arrow]

ok

can you teach me how to mod on instagram or email?

[glass radish]

I heard there is replay glitch

Does that exist too or just rumour

[bronze mortar]

Rockstar North is The Area 51 Of The Gaming World

[slim arrow]

thats real

[bronze mortar]

No one is allowed inside the HQ

[left condor]

Dm me

[glass radish]

Wow

[terse pine]

IT MIGHTVE BEEN

[latent epoch]

Ahhggggg ahhh

[terse pine]

I VAGUELY REMEMBER SAYING THAT

[latent epoch]

Mommy

Aauhvg

[terse pine]

HIIIIII

[latent epoch]

Negrograca ist calling

[sharp dome]

Awwww lovely

[pliant spindle]

[terse pine]

i wasnt wrong tbfff

[pliant spindle]

Hallo Makki

[terse pine]

hallo hickory dickory dock

[sharp dome]

Nah nightshark is the babe

[terse pine]

it genuinely is

[sharp dome]

[pliant spindle]

Imma just call Makkaroni next time

[terse pine]

WH AT

[pliant spindle]

[junior orchid]

Is it worth completing the old heists

[terse pine]

no go to the strip club

nvm don’t go there

yes complete them just because

[pliant spindle]

wdym don't go there

[terse pine]

looked at the profile

[junior orchid]

is it even worth doing tho

[terse pine]

no

[pliant spindle]

Okay, nvm

I changed my mind

[terse pine]

[junior orchid]

hit level 200 on my old account and didnt even complete prison break🥀

[terse pine]

what is wrong with you

everyone does prison break

[junior orchid]

The randoms are to dense

[celest bear]

Morning, fellas.

[terse pine]

good afternoon fella

[rose meadow]

did the roosevelt and roosevelt valor come back?

[terse pine]

it might be over there

[sterile swift]

Who can play a heist with me i need money

[terse pine]

probably people in lfg

might be wrong tho

[cunning walrus]

nah, you can check out #gta-news message to see which cars are available this week tho

[left condor]

U only on legacy?

[sterile swift]

Ye

[rose meadow]

damn i guess they just not doing that for valentines day anymore

[celest bear]

Have you guys heard of Bobcat Security from GTA San Andreas?

[left condor]

Damn

[keen bronze]

why is the replay glitch so hard to do mayn

[left condor]

I can run you a Cayo rq

[celest bear]

I made that name for my CEO.

[sterile swift]

Ok

[patent gate]

the only way i could upgrade the deluxo is by getting an moc ???

[low whale]

who can help to farm money?

[sterile swift]

When

[keen bronze]

how long is it?

[rose meadow]

does anyone know where the grotti itali classic is? i cant find it online

[left condor]

7 minutes

[left condor]

I have it

[keen bronze]

fr?

[rose meadow]

yea i have gta +, i should be able to go buy it too

[patent gate]

its so easy it completely ruined the fun 🥲

i really wish i never discovered that glitch

[cunning walrus]

you can buy it from vinewood car club at the terminal or vinewood app

[devout shale]

Its not as bad at dupe glitches ngl

[left condor]

Ye

[devout shale]

They were the og

[patent gate]

its not as bad as that other one which i wont say because i dont wanna ruin somebody else's fun

[keen bronze]

alr lets do it

fyi, i dont know anything about it

[devout shale]

Nah dupes were the og they're the worst bc they paved the way

[left condor]

I’ll inv

[celest bear]

@rose meadow Why did you name yourself Audi ends with autism?

[rose meadow]

cause i have autism and drive an audi in real life

[patent gate]

how good were these stuff?? like how much $ per hour can you get

[devout shale]

The replay makes u more money but its alot boring also depends on what u dupe

[patent gate]

oh so not very good compared to the one i was talkin bout

[celest bear]

Ah. Okay. Just wondering.

[devout shale]

What audi do u drive

[rose meadow]

b6 a4

[devout shale]

Tuff do u have any mods on it

[frail bobcat]

we only drive g80s around here

[celest bear]

I have autism too, you know.

[fair kettle]

can u gte banned by doing replay glitch with script

[rose meadow]

I did an ecu remap myself, garret gt30, bc racing br series coilovers, ecs black dry cold air intake, cts turbo 20 inch downpipe with high flow cat and i cut the muffler off and welded in solid pipe

[left condor]

@keen bronze just follow me for Cayo

[sullen bolt]

how about the fuel tank

[gaunt fox]

hey guys

hope yall have a good day

[rose meadow]

havent messed with it yet

[devout shale]

Do you plan on doing anything else I wanna mod my x5 too but im waiting till i put some distance on it wanna enjoy the stock as much as i can

[rose meadow]

oh hey me too

[rose meadow]

idk it has over 300k im worried about blowing the engine up

[sullen bolt]

yeah with straight pipe and ecu remap, it will eat the fuel quicker, due to higher airflow and rpm unlock. Modding cars will always have to consider the fuel tank

[mental nexus]

Oh shit 300k is mad

[devout shale]

My mom blew her engine on her old tuscon💀

[rose meadow]

the ecu remap is around the turbo i installed, it seems to get decent mileage

[rose meadow]

yea thats why it was only 5k lmfao

[sullen bolt]

alright good for you, just genuinely curious man

[mental nexus]

Shit bro the engine is soon to be done tbh

[rose meadow]

volkswagen 1.8t's are know to last to over 400k but well, i dont wanna think about it

[mental nexus]

Well hope it last a million bro

[devout shale]

Yea I hate that part also u gotta change the intercooler and upgrade so u dont overheat if u have hella mods

[rose meadow]

i hope so too fr

[devout shale]

I plan on pushing the x5 close to 1k hp but idk if thats plausible I might have to get rid of all the back seats and accessories for it

[frail bobcat]

weight has nothing to do with horsepower

[pliant kestrel]

Airflow in gta

[rose meadow]

im keeping this one as my daily and im gonna track my mini cooper s, probably push that one to 250+

[devout shale]

Ik It better fuel efficiency

[woeful meteor]

Is there anyone experienced in gta online and stuff? like playing this game for a long time? I just have to ask a couple of questions in dms

[sullen bolt]

best modded car is a touring car, you still can take your family on a decent trip yk. Fully modded is meant for drag racing only

[pliant kestrel]

Can the questions be asked here?

[sullen bolt]

balance between performance and distance travelling

[woeful meteor]

preferably not

[rose meadow]

the best ones are whatever i can afford

[keen bronze]

@left condor i cant move

[woeful meteor]

dont worry the questions are not about you, but about gta online and tos related stuff

[devout shale]

Yo mini coopers smack bro one time i was on the highway and a stock mini was speeding by and cutting lanes lowk scared me

[raw river]

partizan ole o

[rose meadow]

amazing track car, extremely low center of gravity, smashed every time ive ever done in my audi on the mountains

and thats stock

[devout shale]

Me and my brother plan on buying an f30 m3 and modding it and changing it so it looks like a normal 320 and change the badges too

[left condor]

Still ?

[remote thunder]

can someone help me make momey

money

[devout shale]

Lowk what I hate about older cars like the g30 despite them looking great and having crazy engines they cld have v6-v8 w crazy high cc and still struggle to pull 300 hp stock

[rose meadow]

ye but i want a e90 335i anyway

[keen bronze]

@left condor I CANT MOVE BRO

[rose meadow]

its a supra without the drift tax

[left condor]

wtf

[keen bronze]

BRO IM TRYING EVERYTHING I CANT MOVE

[rose meadow]

n54 engine slaps

[keen bronze]

punch me rq

[devout shale]

One of my fav cars ngl

[cedar aurora]

Yo is there a way to have anyone give like 50k?

[rose meadow]

i want one to not register and black out so i have something to escape cops in

[left condor]

Ur character teleporting are u lagging?

[keen bronze]

no i just cant move

i see that you're trying to move me

[rose meadow]

can make 500 horsepower with just bolt ons and no forged internals, which is nice

[keen bronze]

shoot me once on the leg

[devout shale]

Crazy thats almost a new m3

[rose meadow]

yea but idk about you but i dont like naturally aspirated, its boring

[brave silo]

no

[left condor]

It’s glitched @keen bronze

[terse pine]

why😡

[left condor]

@nanda let urself die

[brave silo]

because

[keen bronze]

alr alr

[terse pine]

this is evil

[brave silo]

yes

[terse pine]

omg

[keen bronze]

gimme 2

[devout shale]

Yea same every economy car runs on na now its crazy

[terse pine]

ok here’s 2

[left condor]

Ok it’s gonna auto restart tho

[keen bronze]

okay ill just follow you

i wont grab anything

[terse pine]

ok ty for following me

[left condor]

Ok

[rose meadow]

unless its a v8, they sound good NA as long as you get it cammed, want a c6 corvette someday

[brave silo]

whatcha doin

[terse pine]

A LOT. hbu diva

[devout shale]

A well modded and driven c6 can easily gap a lambo like the urus

[brave silo]

nothing

[terse pine]

lazy

[woven pumice]

yh lazy

[hearty karma]

I have gta

[rose meadow]

💯 and its amazing for what you get, 30k for a good used one with an ls2 motor when a crate ls2 costs like 25k and you can make 800 horsepower easily

[terse pine]

oh i have discord

[signal whale]

what is going on

[terse pine]

yeah sometimes

[floral dust]

back pavel salavers

[signal whale]

are we stilll going on about pavel

[devout shale]

I hate that in my country u cant find good used cars like this literally if u wanna get into cars u needa by new 99% of the time

[rose meadow]

corvettes are so slept on

[signal whale]

all the time?

[floral dust]

yeah

[terse pine]

thank goodness

[signal whale]

where did the other guy go

[terse pine]

no only sometimes i just want for you to say for me to sorry pleaseeee

[signal whale]

from earlier tbis morning

[signal whale]

???

[terse pine]

what time did you go to bed he’s probably asleep

[floral dust]

i told him to go catch rats because of HIS cheese

[rose meadow]

here it depends on the car type american or german? can probably get a good deal, jdm? inflated asf prices

[signal whale]

what cheese

[floral dust]

guys i am 300k exp from 7778

[signal whale]

i went back to bed at like 7 but woke up at 6:30

[floral dust]

the one he ate

[terse pine]

what the heck

[rose meadow]

like, i like jdm cars but i aint tryna pay 30k+ for a car that was originally like 3k

[devout shale]

I dont like jdm ngl

[frail bobcat]

average pc user

[floral dust]

sad 7777 so clean

[terse pine]

hey you don’t usually stay up 30 mins congrats

[rose meadow]

i would if they were priced accordingly

[signal whale]

😭

[floral dust]

btw i am clean

[terse pine]

i don’t agree

[rose meadow]

why tf am i paying 30k for a naturally aspirated 2 liter inline 4

[signal whale]

were talking about pavel right? or the guy who made an of for his sparrow

[rose meadow]

when i paid 5k for a turbocharged 1.8 liter turbo inline 4

[floral dust]

excuse you

[terse pine]

excuse y ou

[devout shale]

They price it as if it was test driven by paul walker himself

[terse pine]

you copied me pls stop now

[signal whale]

yes

[terse pine]

welcome to usa o

[floral dust]

yes

[cedar aurora]

Who wants to be my friend?

[keen bronze]

????

[left condor]

@keen bronze w

[floral dust]

said it first

[left condor]

We gotta get the gold next time tho

[rose meadow]

its so stupid because the whole point originally was accessible sports cars for people who couldnt afford to buy european and now ironically, the european ones are the reasonable priced ones

[signal whale]

man this morning was fucking nuts (that sounds insane without context)

[hearty karma]

I am sad

[sullen bolt]

real!

[terse pine]

never speak again

[terse pine]

haha not me haha lol haha

[floral dust]

i did

[keen bronze]

HOLY SHIT

[cedar aurora]

Bru

[devout shale]

For the price of a new jdm id rather buy a chinese car ngl or a used german brand

[hearty karma]

Who wanna be my best friend

[terse pine]

lolllll 😂 😝

[floral dust]

tbh true

[signal whale]

hey put that away

[cedar aurora]

…

[terse pine]

sorry i have a best firend

[signal whale]

the iaa and fib started fighting 💀

[cunning walrus]

ignore da rage bait

[terse pine]

no 👅

[floral dust]

guys angel said she dosent want to be ai anymore

[cunning walrus]

game on

[keen bronze]

FVIJE ILY

[terse pine]

let her go man

[hearty karma]

@terse pine they not hot to you

[floral dust]

i know

[terse pine]

um yes he is

[floral dust]

not my problem she is in MY mansion

[terse pine]

this is kidnapping

[hearty karma]

@terse pine you not having sex with him

[signal whale]

WHAT

[terse pine]

WHAT

[rose meadow]

audi or bmw all day long bro

[floral dust]

wdym every time i wake up she says (hey daddy)

[mighty moon]

Please some one help im brokee smm money just to but a opressor with bunkerr p’easee everyone dm me if you want !!!!!!!

[terse pine]

you are an evil man

[signal whale]

"is it a red flag that i watch you sleep? mmm, i dont know"

[rose meadow]

they sound better, they look better, they make more power

[keen bronze]

@left condor THANK YOUUUUUUUOUOUOUU

[terse pine]

i meant man

[floral dust]

fr

[hearty karma]

Who wanna be my friendship

[terse pine]

your welcoemness

[floral dust]

woman?

[terse pine]

i think groundpound69 does

[signal whale]

for a while whenever i spawned in, id tell angel to shut up

[rose meadow]

theyre cheaper

[twilit hazel]

MODDDDDDES

[signal whale]

no stop

[sullen bolt]

high maintenance tho. those jdm last very long on low maintenance

[signal whale]

toyotas>>

[floral dust]

angel is getting sent to dagistan

[left condor]

No problem gang we can do another if ya want

[keen bronze]

i would LOVE that

[devout shale]

Only buy chinese if u want more options and dc much abt reliability

[rose meadow]

depends on what you do, german cars also last long as long as you maintain them properly and follow the owners manual, people hate on european cars for being unreliable but the reality is most people who own european cars are too lazy to maintain them properly

[sullen bolt]

send to dagestan 3-5 years, and forget

[terse pine]

was cargo bob banned again?😭

[left condor]

U wanna do it now

[rose meadow]

a stock civic or corolla will last forever sure ill give you that, and theyre relatively cheap

[keen bronze]

only if you're fine with it :p

[devout shale]

A sentra is the same as a corolla and cheaper

[keen bronze]

and also should i get the kosatka?

then get the sparrow alongside?

[signal whale]

yeah

[rose meadow]

its not really worth it unless you have a group to run cayo with, cayo got nerfed into the ground and its really not that profitable solo anymore, theres a 3 hour cooldown

[terse pine]

omds

[rose meadow]

and you often get bad targets

[weary gorge]

who want play prisone break finale prize is 135000 dm me

[floral dust]

guys i am level 5 guess what now

[signal whale]

this guy knows ball, i love you.

[weary gorge]

who want play prisone break finale prize is 135000 dm me

[floral dust]

i am going to sell pavel pics

[weary gorge]

who want play prisone break finale prize is 135000 dm me

[signal whale]

STOP

[weary gorge]

who want play prisone break finale prize is 135000 dm me

who want play prisone break finale prize is 135000 dm me

[cunning walrus]

hey buddy nobody wants to play with you

[fresh magnet]

@weary gorge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @trail jewel

[rose meadow]

but if you want cheap and fun, european is the way to go and they last a while on top of that, so long as you actually read the damn owners manual and take care of it

[floral dust]

why

[signal whale]

my grandpa has a toyota from like 1990 and that mf is still going

[cunning walrus]

maybe jf you posted that once you'd find somebody but spamming it 6 times is gonna scare away any normal person

[signal whale]

that is MEAN'

[trail jewel]

@signal whale hey

[signal whale]

yes what

[trail jewel]

I remember you

[left condor]

I invited u

[signal whale]

who even are you

[trail jewel]

i remember you bro

[devout shale]

Im going bmw all the way for the mod potential dont like audi ngl they making cheap cars now and pushing out fwd cars instead of quattro

[signal whale]

remind me i fr dont know

[terse pine]

DONT GIVE IN

[keen bronze]

alr comming

[acoustic thistle]

Anyone know if I can get the gold if I solo cayo

[terse pine]

THIS GUY ID INSANITY

[signal whale]

?

[rose meadow]

i dont like new audi, i do old audi

[signal whale]

nah

[rose meadow]

cause they dont offer manual transmissions anymore

[terse pine]

he told me he left

[acoustic thistle]

Dang

[signal whale]

on god, new audis fucking suck. they make them electric too

[keen bronze]

i didnt get anything

[raven coyote]

Can anyone help me grind money?

[rose meadow]

only on their older cars

[rose meadow]

older b8 and 8.5 s4's tho are goated i want one so badly

[trail jewel]

Have you tried to contact Pablo? man that guy is tripping nowadays ngl you heard anything about him lately or nah?

[floral dust]

i have rats all over my sub because of him

[signal whale]

do not ragebait me rn 💔

[trail jewel]

You heard about him bro?

[signal whale]

ngl i loved the r8 from like 2017

[terse pine]

i told you not to give in🙄

[left condor]

I invited again

[signal whale]

no

[left condor]

Check social tab

[trail jewel]

What about Steven

[terse pine]

OH MY GOSH THATS WHO IT IS ITS AFFE

[signal whale]

no

[trail jewel]

really

[signal whale]

yeah

who are these people

[rose meadow]

the 2008 for me, 4.2l v8 paired with a gated 6 speed manual

[cobalt kayak]

Is there any discords servers who enjoy playing sumo mode

[trail jewel]

idk? you told me about them back in highschool if I remember right

[signal whale]

but ive never really been a manual person if its not the paddle shifters

[signal whale]

💀

[rose meadow]

ever since i got my first manual which is my b6 a4 i cant go back anymore its just too boring for me

[trail jewel]

?

[signal whale]

i tried driving a manual tacoma and i fucked up, stalled like twice lmao

[rose meadow]

the way people try to teach people is bad imo

they tell you once you hit the grab point you have to steadily release the clutch

but it depends on the car

[signal whale]

the way my dad taught me kinda didnt make sense ngl

[rose meadow]

sometimes you have to let it hang on the grab point so the gear can engage

[signal whale]

all he said was just listen to it. i asked him to explain and all he said was to just listen to the car

[rose meadow]

like on my audi its a 5 speed, the gear ratios are longer, the clutch takes a bit to fully grab

[signal whale]

idk you twin

[amber mason]

Anyone on xbox want to do a quick sell. Its so impossible to recruit pppl any more

[rose meadow]

and i have to release the clutch more slowly between shifts to hit the rpm points

[trail jewel]

oh you do

[signal whale]

lfg sir, also join the crew

[slim topaz]

I’m down

[signal whale]

which audi do you have

[rose meadow]

b6 a4, the 2002

old

[hearty karma]

I am a YouTuber girl

[signal whale]

shit i have an audi a3 that were gonna sell soon because we dont use it at all

[terse pine]

this is funny😭

[rose meadow]

2.0t?

[signal whale]

yeah

[trail jewel]

congratulations? Want an award

[rose meadow]

fuck dude, id buy that

[trail jewel]

Ohh you

[hearty karma]

Who wanna be my boyfriends

[terse pine]

DO NOT.

[trail jewel]

@terse pine

[signal whale]

my dad is selling it for like 2k?

[terse pine]

i know a guy

[rose meadow]

WHAT

[signal whale]

no you dont.

[bright ocean]

Join @sharp scroll

[rose meadow]

WTF

[terse pine]

yes i do

[signal whale]

idek much about the car

[rose meadow]

brother they list for 13k here

[trail jewel]

@terse pine wants, slide in to his dms they're open

[signal whale]

what year?

[soft sparrow]

[rose meadow]

anywhere between 03 and 15

[signal whale]

no she doesnt she has someone

[terse pine]

i do not but thank you for the effort

[signal whale]

i think the one we have is 03

[rose meadow]

id fight with people to get there first 😭

[trail jewel]

damn makki you still with Patricia yeah?

[signal whale]

i should also add, the car does not run

[terse pine]

i am a straight female

[mental nexus]

Defo not me

[terse pine]

hi nicholas

[rose meadow]

ah that would explain things

[signal whale]

are you sure

[mental nexus]

Yo wsg how u doin

[plain mango]

Ayee yo guys, can someone help me get some act 3? I can help in return!

[mental nexus]

Pretty sure that’s a bot

[fresh magnet]

@plain mango, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg, #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg, #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg, #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg, #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg, #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[signal whale]

well i mean it turns on but you cant take it very far. thats a better explanation

[trail jewel]

[hearty karma]

Sugar daddy everyone

[rose meadow]

whats the reason?

[trail jewel]

SON

[terse pine]

well horrible cause there’s this pic i forgot to save so i can’t see it ever again but hbu

[rose meadow]

you a bop, go away

[signal whale]

idek. its something about the transmission but i have no idea

[mental nexus]

I’m doing cool tbh

[hearty karma]

I am a girl

[terse pine]

i’m cooler

[trail jewel]

you're a elephant

[terse pine]

i’m not

[mental nexus]

I am

[hearty karma]

@rose meadow you not having sex with girls

[cunning walrus]

why do people choose a gta online server to troll in

[rose meadow]

ah, maybe slipping

[trail jewel]

[mental nexus]

💀

[rose meadow]

you would be correct i have a boyfriend

[cunning walrus]

how bored do you gotta be

[mental nexus]

WHAT

[trail jewel]

[hearty karma]

@rose meadow you not having sex with him

[rose meadow]

whatever you wanna believe bop

[terse pine]

@signal whale settle the debate me or him cooler

[signal whale]

i remember that the only time we started it in the last 6 months was twice, which was to move it from the garage to the sidewalk then to the back

[signal whale]

you always

[mental nexus]

Glazer

[terse pine]

thanks diva 🙏

[rose meadow]

i would immediately manual swap it ngl

[mental nexus]

She ain’t gonn let u hit lil bro

[signal whale]

all truth no lie

[toxic obsidian]

What the fuck is this chat talking about

[signal whale]

cars

[cunning walrus]

bunch of weirdos

[mental nexus]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @mental nexus

[cunning walrus]

it'll go back to normal later

[trail jewel]

Normal but dr club

[signal whale]

we just have to give it time

[rose meadow]

am i a weirdo for liking cars?

[cunning walrus]

i wasn't talking about you you weren't being weird

[clever heron]

Ok alright question about salvage yard so do I go to paleto

[terse pine]

STOP THIS

[mental nexus]

No

[clever heron]

No serous

[mental nexus]

No

[rich sluice]

no

[signal whale]

we tried to do it but my dad wanted to take it to get it done

[terse pine]

ITS ALWAYS SALVAGE YARD

[clever heron]

Fine

[signal whale]

hello patchouli cedar do you need help

[signal whale]

hello zaya

[rose meadow]

i couldnt afford that shi, i have to do all my own work and i dont trust no one else with my cars, least if i fuck up i know how i did

[clever heron]

Les talk bout autoshop

[terse pine]

um why didn’t i get a hello

[left condor]

@keen bronze ggs you should get 2.4 million

[terse pine]

yes plz i love that place so much

[signal whale]

you got a hello earlier

[mental nexus]

Hello miss zaya

[terse pine]

when

[rich sluice]

hellow

[soft sparrow]

hello

[signal whale]

💀

[terse pine]

HI WASTED

[signal whale]

when i woke up

[rich sluice]

hi

[keen bronze]

@left condor ILY SM OML

[terse pine]

i got a hi actually

[signal whale]

im getting gta on pc today

[terse pine]

why do we love this guy

[clever heron]

Can I buy your psn

[soft sparrow]

auto shop kinda nice if it wasnt for those 2 npc's

[signal whale]

lmfao no

[thorny dirge]

hello guys, u have a money cheats?

[mental nexus]

Why do you love him

[terse pine]

are we joshing rn

[rich sluice]

why

[keen bronze]

@left condor THANK YOYUUYYUUYUUY

[rose meadow]

i mean its true, you dont know what shops you can trust

[signal whale]

@terse pine

[mental nexus]

Quit the game

[terse pine]

yes get a rich husband

[clever heron]

But your saying your getting pc

[signal whale]

well do you like cows

[terse pine]

what happened

[left condor]

No problem enjoy the cash

[signal whale]

this guy wants my psn

[terse pine]

give him it

[rich sluice]

no

[left condor]

We can run another later @keen bronze

[clever heron]

Leme buy your gta

[signal whale]

oh nvm what about chickens

[clever heron]

The psn version

[mental nexus]

Beat him

[terse pine]

shut up you’re gonna get banned

[signal whale]

yes sir!

[terse pine]

[keen bronze]

at your convenience

[signal whale]

no i have sm progress there

[keen bronze]

thank you againinininin

[signal whale]

NO

[vagrant haven]

is the obey omnis worth buying

[terse pine]

you will be

[signal whale]

ehh

[mental nexus]

Kinda

[clever heron]

Whip him

[mental nexus]

Its cool for free

[terse pine]

yessss in gta ofc

[signal whale]

probably not ngl, i wouldnt but thats up to you. probably not worth the price

[mental nexus]

Nice rally car tho

[terse pine]

do you like thrax

[signal whale]

i like niobe

[mental nexus]

Niobe slams

[signal whale]

on god

banshee gts or niobe?

[terse pine]

yes duh if you didn’t i’d make that 28-0 into a 28-1 but do you like thrax

[clever heron]

What yall gta youtuber

[terse pine]

me

[inner ice]

Sentinel GTS 💯

[clever heron]

You do gta stuff?

Leme subscribe

[terse pine]

my channel is on danish’s account

[clever heron]

Alright

[acoustic vine]

Is anybody else having trouble joining deadline duet lobbies? Everytime i get in one the 3rd and 4th always leave or are kicked automatically.

[mental nexus]

Niobe

[signal whale]

yes sir

[signal whale]

im not a fan of it

[terse pine]

ok what’s another one you like

[inner ice]

Dont know tbh

[keen bronze]

rq i only have the acid lab as an acid and my kurama as my car, do yall think i should buy the kosatka?

so that i can then get the sparrow

[signal whale]

i like the banshee gts

[inner ice]

Prolly its meta

[terse pine]

i know that but another another

[clever heron]

Twin

[terse pine]

where have you been

[keen bronze]

so is that a yes?

[signal whale]

nobody knows me like you do

[clever heron]

Busy

Maki

[terse pine]

i know😮‍💨

[terse pine]

yes patchy

[inner ice]

Yes, personally tho i never bought kotsaka and i got every meta buisinesses

[signal whale]

do you not know that song

[acoustic vine]

Like its so consistent i know its not the players leaving them selves. This is a bug of some sort

[terse pine]

yes i was being technical

[keen bronze]

alr, thankssss

[clever heron]

This girl gta yiuruber forgot her name

[terse pine]

yes go on

[lean olive]

does any buffalo car have hsw upgrade to them?

[terse pine]

the

[inner ice]

If u on pc u should buy the agency and do dr dre glitch

[clever heron]

Do yall know where the dealer is

Haven't seen him

Is it spawn

[soft sparrow]

theres an laptop at the LSCM where you mod cars that tells you wich cars have an HSW or Drift tune

[inner ice]

Wasted💯

[loud bone]

Gun van?

[clever heron]

The one you sell weed to

[mental nexus]

Bexhive?

[keen bronze]

i have no idea what that is, imma yt that rq

[soft sparrow]

[mental nexus]

He literally said the Dealer tho

[clever heron]

It shows up as putple

[mental nexus]

!dealer

[clever heron]

N you go to him n sell

[mental nexus]

Oh there’s no like this

[terse pine]

why’d you sound like patchy for a sec

[loud bone]

Idk i thought he meant weapon dealer as in gun van

[soft sparrow]

lemme check

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @soft sparrow

[soft sparrow]

too lazy too look that site up lmao

didnt know there were 3 lmao

[keen bronze]

also i was buying the kosatka since people told me that instead of buying a sparrow initially i should buy the kosatka and then the sparrow

[inner ice]

Idk man im js fine with no cayo

Personally find it glazed

[molten quartz]

do cayo replay glitch then

[molten quartz]

sup bro

[clever heron]

Thanks

[soft sparrow]

check #gta-media

[terse pine]

you’re welcome patchy

[queen thicket]

buy the sparrow as part of the kosatka

[queen thicket]

not just the sparrow

[sterile swift]

Can someone play a heist with me i really need money

[terse pine]

no

[queen thicket]

i just realized i still have diamonds on casino

[molten quartz]

yes come to enhanced

[keen bronze]

so kosatka + sparrow, right? and can i make money with the kosatka?

[queen thicket]

you can do cayo perico heist

[keen bronze]

just did it

like twice

[queen thicket]

did you just it

[keen bronze]

yeah

[queen thicket]

host not just

[keen bronze]

??

[queen thicket]

fucking autocorrect tripping today 😭

[inner ice]

Wsg wag1

[queen thicket]

did you host it

[keen bronze]

nah

[queen thicket]

you can host it with the kosatka

[keen bronze]

oh

so that's the only thing i can do with the kosatka?

[inner ice]

Yea

[queen thicket]

pretty much

[keen bronze]

...

[inner ice]

I grind doomsday heist ngl

[queen thicket]

cayo perico is good for beginners tho

easy heist easy millions

[keen bronze]

it looked pretty scary ngl

[inner ice]

Doomsday makes u grow stronget

[queen thicket]

if you know how to do it right it’s easy as hell

[molten quartz]

why is that

[queen thicket]

i do it in like less than 10 mins solo

[inner ice]

Idk but i wanna flex i got the cmm

[soft sparrow]

abusing them security contracts again this month

[keen bronze]

yeah, fvije just did it for me, it took her like 5 minutes

she's the goat bro

[dapper iron]

[queen thicket]

wish they’d do 2x dr dre

[inner ice]

Bodgan is better than cayo

[queen thicket]

with replay

[inner ice]

Yes

Its constant fast and not variable

[queen thicket]

i’ve only done bogdan like twice tbh

[molten quartz]

which hiest u guys think is the most fun to playt

[dapper iron]

In terms of Mission yeah.

[queen thicket]

after doing all the doomsday heist i was like “yeah im done”

[dapper iron]

Act 3

[queen thicket]

act 3 yeah

[inner ice]

I dont think act 3

[queen thicket]

i liked it it was fun

[inner ice]

I didint have fun Yesterday

[dapper iron]

Easiest + fun

[inner ice]

It was not Easy for me

[dapper iron]

Cause you mess up a lot

[inner ice]

😡

[soft sparrow]

ngl them small ones make more an hour they are ez af

[inner ice]

Appertment heist are the funniest

[queen thicket]

yeah but i don’t like half the contracts

[soft sparrow]

thats fair

[queen thicket]

i only do the asset recovery and vehicle recovery

cause the rest kinda suck

[soft sparrow]

rescue one ez with deluxo

[queen thicket]

yeah

[rich sluice]

what vehicle can tank the most missiles?

[inner ice]

Nightshark

I think

My fav tanked SUV

[cunning walrus]

recover valuables is the best, just gotta go to the strip club or tequi la la and rob a safe

[feral arch]

Guys can someone help me get money I need 700k to get the submarine

[lost violet]

BRO

[fresh magnet]

@feral arch, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mental nexus

[lost violet]

WTF AM I DOING WRONG

how do i steal the fighter jet without gettign blown up from behind

[harsh mesa]

I dont think thats an suv

[inner ice]

TANKED

[harsh mesa]

Buy a hangar there

And then buy ur own lazer

[lost violet]

bro im in story mode

[harsh mesa]

Ohh hold C while flying off

[lost violet]

what that do

[molten quartz]

lol forgot that was a mode

[inner ice]

Ur getting modded

[harsh mesa]

It'll look behind, also no jet will spawn

[lost violet]

its infinitely better than online

[harsh mesa]

Agreed

[lost violet]

w

[inner ice]

Ask nba youngboy about it

[random cave]

Yoooooo

[harsh mesa]

Still not an suv

[gusty kraken]

I need someone to help me get money I’m new

[fresh magnet]

@gusty kraken, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @soft sparrow

[inner ice]

Yeah ok

[harsh mesa]

What about my mouse

[inner ice]

Ask nba youngboy bout it

[random cave]

I got this motorcycle club called skybuds 420

[inner ice]

Mine bloodpath

[soft sparrow]

who tf that havnt seen that name here

[versed nebula]

Rebinding shit is such a pain

[inner ice]

Pooh shiesty

[soft sparrow]

[random cave]

I need help making some cash

I'm level 41

[versed nebula]

Call @languid abyss NBA because he likes YOUNGBOYS

[versed nebula]

Cayo, casino, vincent heist

[clever heron]

Fly straight up then Fly low

[clever heron]

Look for v

[clever heron]

Oh yea I have this thing us called jbl

[harsh mesa]

In pavel we believe

[inner ice]

No

[inner ice]

YO what?😭

[harsh mesa]

Wym no

[inner ice]

No need for cayo

[terse pine]

@signal whale

[signal whale]

LMFAO NO

[soft sparrow]

my pavel prob dead havnt been there since it got added

[inner ice]

Goat

[inner ice]

Cayo wayyyyy to overrated

Some people forgot that fun exist in gta

They dont do the business they like

[soft sparrow]

real plus not enough pain and suffering for me

[inner ice]

Oh man u dont wanna know the horror i had 2 days ago

[soft sparrow]

Now I do lmao what happend 2 days ago

[inner ice]

Pratically

I was doing doomsday cmm

[soft sparrow]

already sounds like pain

[inner ice]

Rockstar services

[clever heron]

How to make money

[inner ice]

Imagine getting bugged everytime u start an setup or failing to join servers

[lament perch]

I need help with mic things

[clever heron]

I need help with my controller

[soft sparrow]

yea that sucks

[torpid gale]

Anyone not being able to play the game

[inner ice]

Like 6 hours on bodgan for that