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Ok
is the shitzu drag good without hsw
We need 4x taxi missions
Yeah

fuck it ill buy both
It’s good but not good for its price pretty much
Lemme be the tiebreaker
If it goes the same speed as a wheelie bati then im happy with that. Anything to be able to control while speeding
idc about price
Buy a panto and enjoy ur life
Nah it doesn’t
i just wanna know if its good
Aw shit
Bati shits on drag on wheelie
Guys is the nightclub tier 4 WORTH UT
Even without HSW it’s still one of if not the best motorcycle lap time wise. HSW just makes it objectively broken for the class
So bati has always been best normal bike since 2013?
Read the first sentence
yeh my acid bike shits on bati
My first sentence specifically says without HSW
o acid bike is fun for stunts
Isn’t shinobi better on lap than hakuchou?
It might be. But barely
no
dude
I just know that non HSW Drag is still like top 3 or something
We’ve said it’s good like 3 times
It is, but its better with hsw
hsw drag has the fastest lap
Puwa soorge
I don’t get how you can read “Hakuchou Drag even without HSW is still one of if not the best motorcycle lap time wise” and not understand if it’s good or not
also is avenger bugged cause mines blowing up in 1 rocket with max armor
tfw you realize this entire month is gonna be x2 on mc business prod speed 🙁

is there any glitch so you can still save ouztfits with dufflebag?
probably
want it so bad
This week is gonna be bad yeah
It’s most likely the entire month
any glitch so u can take gold in solo?
Tho gta+ still got the 2x auto custom
The Shinobi is better for speed, but I love the Bati since it’s fun and easy to wheelie and hit tricks
is avenger bugged cause mines blowing up in 1 rocket with max armor
Was the same with x2 mc last time, they go through every single business in the order coke>meth>weed>cash>docforge
the shinobi can hit a certain trick too
That would suck if they rotate through all MC 2x value and then all MC 2x speed before going back to bunker/hangar/cargo warehouses
2x arena

I’m convinced it’s what they are doing. Not playing anything this month because of it tbh
Ye the bati has nice wheelie physics
2x production speed is genuinely a pain in the ass. Just boost something else atp
Ong bro
Yes I LOVE selling my MC businesses 6 times as often with the Mansion Boost
R* realized we hated mc sell missions so they made it so we could do more of them

Id rather 3x taxi work
is avenger bugged cause mines blowing up in 1 rocket with max armor
Taxi work would actually be better than this shitty mc
It’s the same thing with NC I’d rather have 2x value than 2x speed. Easier to sell under the 70 or so crate window to get the Speedo Custom.
has anyone willing done a mc business mission in the past 3 years
didn’t think so
I grinded quite a bit when it was x2 cash

Sold in public lobbies with friends and made 1.5m per sale
Only when they’ve been on 2x
But even then I’d rather do other things.
Not gonna chip away at my sanity for an extra 500K in a video game
i dont have sanity so im good!
True
same
also
With friends it’s fine yeah but my friends and I would rather do anything else than sell an MC business
also is avenger bugged cause mines blowing up in 1 rocket with max armor!!!
even tho i do replay glitch still cant do finale bored asf
i hate it when someone just easily kills me with mk2 weapon or lasergun thruogh my bullet resistance glass of my stx, what should i do
Yeah my friends are still in grind mode while I just kinda wanna have fun with the game
id rather blow up griefers tbh
It is bugged yes. This happens occasionally

Will Rockstar ever fix it? Probably not. Been a thing for years now
R* is my favorite company
Can’t do replay glitch, I fear it will ruin the enjoyment of everything else in the game for me as will feel it’s just not as good as cayo replay
anybody know whats the max amount of crates in a large warehouse which you can sell solo
You can sell the whole thing solo.
full stuck isn't that hard to sell solo
no like one vehicle only
yes it did actually but i discovered it very late when i almost have alot of money
id do diamond more but i cant be asked to get other people on
i actually enjoy doing diamond tho
You can spawn block but it will give you up to 3 vehicles most of the time.
Diamond aggressive is lots of fun
But either way it’s easily doable solo in the time youre given
with other people its so annoying
9 crates. I would just let it fill to max and sell then, but 9 guarantees a 1 vehicle sale
obviously but i dont wanna waste more than 7-10 minutes with that
i had the brilliant idea to do the big conn with randoms and first guard they saw they killed
9 IS MAX?? 😭😭😭
For 1 vehicle according to the gtaweb.eu toolkit yes
Most people just sell when full, if you get the Titan mission you can finish not long after Ghost Org timer is done
Special cargo crates become more and more valuable the more you source so you want to fill it all the way.
#putguzmaninmoremissions
wait so you can sell full warehouse with a chance of only getting one vehicle?
i've been playing since 2017 and done about everything except crates
It’s like a 2 in 4 or 2 in 5. Forgot exactly how many mission types there are for it.
Yep. It's either a single Titan, single Tugboat, 3 Brickades, or 3 Cuban 800 planes I believe

anyone been doing the doomsday glitch on xbox?
oh my god yeah i remember the 3 brickade mission when helping out friends
Facts! This is a video game at the end of the day
high risk high reward ig
I don't even get messed with most of the time selling special cargo
thats my point, i wont bother moving 3 vehicles
It doesn’t take long unless you get 3 Brickades with multi drop offs
if u change sessions do you lose crates
Like 3
id rather grind getting player bounties than grind MC businesses
cause if i get multiple vehicles i'll just change sessions no biggie
Yeah you lose very little

Can switch lobbies, do a quick 4-5 minute source mission to get those crates back, and try again
aren't they really good whenever they're double/triple rewards + mansion production boost
obv only for actual grinders cause u still need to sell multiple vehicles
idc about money anymore i care about fun
Hi
They make good money then it's just a drag to do it
i have literally everything i could ever want in the game
Even them being 2x isn’t enough of a boost for how much of a headache they are
Oh I make an extra 350K profit who cares I don’t want to deliver 3 Dodos around the map.
but dodos are so fun ti fly!!!
Someone can help me do the Vincent missions.
The most fun for sure
yeah i bought everything i wanted aswell, im only getting cash to buy useless funny stuff now so im looking for more ways other than replay glitches
this guy is asking for help on cluck and bell
I BOUGHT ALL THE USELESS FUNNY STUFF

when i really needed the money i used to do the dr dre replay so much i didn't even get bored cause i started to learn how to speed run it i think i can go for a world record rn
i maxed the yacht out for god sake!
yacht wasmy biggest mistake
I never regret any of my purchases on gta
There is no reason to when you can just earn the money back
ima buy the 2 other mansions and max them out for shits and giggles
or u can just make it look nice instead
looks best when maxed imo
how about you do that irl
so you haven't bought all the useless stuff yet
fraud
ima go swim ti north yankton now in shame
what u be doing for munyon
money
luckycharms “luckycharmsfan74” fan74

DRAKE MAYE
used to

you could say the same thing for cayo if u think about it
well what is it like 300k in 10 minutes
something like that right
i could be totally wrong
o shit 50k
smth like that but you can do 2 dr dre finales in that time

When they were 5x it was 120K every 5 minutes yeah
hello guyss
i could just cayo replay glitch
They were pretty good for making money but so abhorrently repetitive that I just stopped after about 30 minutes
not terrible but not great
It was over $2 mill an hour consistently which is pretty good for legitimate standards
Or no it was like 1.5 mill
Obviously but that’s a money glitch compared to grinding normally
Mod menus blow replay glitching out the water so why not just get those
Infinite argument
thank god i dont play pc with modders
haven't seen a modder since enhanced released
besides griefers with god mode glitches
is there glitches in gta online
no
no none at all
thats good
The game is perfect with no flaws
its a completely clean and well made game
just making sure
the devs care about it so much
i meant money glitches
yea
is there
lots
i want one
tried car dupes but it didnt work
Fortunately you’re on PC where all the money glitches are easier to do
How can i report someone?
"one drug please! ☝️"
just get a modder to giv u like 1 bil
Duping is mid anyways just replay glitch Cayo or something
one cocaine pls👆
i want to glitch but im afraid its going to ruin my gaming experience
deluxo dupe
then dont

what the fuck
dm @pallid plover if they are from this server
lmao
how do you do cayo replay
also, duping doesn't really work on pc, they don't save so theres no point, and modders cant just money drop anymore
Then don’t do it 😕
basically leave at the right time
and u can replay finale but keep the money
i wanna try it
its super easy
is it?
yea
where do u gind them
@hazy harness ur gonna grt what u deserve
is there a guid somewhere??
literally do the finale and restart game at the right time
just go on yt probably
press alt + f5 at the end of the heist
i dont have f5 in my keyboard
😭😭😭😭😭
have u done the doomsday one?
dont have any fs
fuck that heist
meee
do solo heists
What kind of keyboard do you have that doesn't have function keys?
i was just joking bro thats not how u do it
im on act 2 just started
they scamming
doomsday good if u want trade prices
Most 60%'s have a function key set.
i wouldn’t not grind for money tho
it says WING HE SERIES
40%
aula
Yeah
Its ass

Hello
is cayo not grinding
cayo is grinding
Everyone's favorite hitman is back
That's not solo
yes it is
Solo is when you do cayo by yourself

Not a duo
Who active tryna run act3
dude what r u talking about
Wrong channel
truee
Watchu talmbout
Destroyed us
You can still get plenty of money for the time spent
you can replay cato finale solo and get 2 mil every 5 mins
#ps5|old-heist-lfg for doomsday heists
Ight bet
since when cayo paid 2mill
when you get that blue thing
as main target
panther
What Panther
the gold panther statue
Hi
as main target
Ohh
i need to stop doing cayo every time its off cooldown
its starting to burn me out
This why I don't do cayo anymore
I'm burned out from it
luckycharmsfun
Bogdan goated
yeah i just hate not being efficient
hello
but im also starting to hate this heist
i just searched on the internet on how to do it
yup
i will try and get back to you on results

deal
i mean
um nty
u can do cayo in 5 min?
absolutely
longfin underwater entranceand know the route
@olive haven, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.
where can i got the last one of Tenue de garde in cayo perico
best low rider for customization?
did u learn it from youtube
what is best weapons and car for cluckin bell
One in sandy shores near cargo plane
Is thst sabdy shore
Yup
what letter is that?
Some people on here are truly disgusting
C
alr
Hallo
It's a gta server. What can you really expect
running heist for people whoever joins gets most of the cut just need thwm done
True
This guy failed the session until our host ragequit and air jerked off on me. I might go back to red dead or find another game
What
Failed the session?
wtf

What the fuck
Bundy of thirsty ass mfs
Bundy sounds right
Bundy?
He kept repeatedly alerting the guards and suiciding
I had somebody do dat
NEXT lvl skill issue
He said he was drunk crazy
Hello 👋
I’m new here
Hello
👋
Hi 
How are you doing?
I’m Katie from US
Hi I’m Katie
Im nicholas nice to meet you
whats worth the most on cayo, money or weed ?
Nice to meet you too 👋👋
How old are you Nicholas
Secondary gold
But those two weed
im asking between this and that and you're answering something else
I answered u bro
??
20 in June
💀
Say potato
Oh great I’m 19
Why?
Sus ngl
Never mind, doing a bot check
Well I’m no Bot
ur an ai
thats what a bot would say
Whatever
fr
Ignore them. Make sure to get your LFG roles if you want help with your heists
Sure
maybe im maybe im not but i dont ever run from fights
What a lion
A nice person i see
I caved and bought Scramjet last night 🥀
I didn’t need it, but I wanted it regardless to have a Mach Five
Like 90% of the time unless someone shoots me while I'm rescuing animals
They shouldn't have forced you into a locked cutscene where your player character can't move but you CAN be shot
shoots u while ur rescuing animals
Here's all of these cool non combat related jobs that you have to be in open PVP to play
The new update
More of a minor update than anything
Yo i havent understood
They added new content like firefighting, etc. For players who want something to do besides shooting other people and you're forced to be in open PVP
They can just snipe you in your truck or spam you with rockets
Ohhh ok
In invite only sessions for these jobs we believe
It is what it is
Easiest way to do the civilian jobs tbh
Me and Nicholas use public
Honestly, that might be the only option since you're not in passive mode for some reason
who has a heist i can run w them
@icy ridge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @mental nexus
Yo
How can I find crews that sell together?
What’s the best way to make money with your friends
@opaque pilot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @mental nexus
Casino, cayo
heyyy meth labs are going on sale, can finally buy one of those
I know that way but that’s a lil tedious
Is there any quicker ways
I have money already I’m trying to give my friend money in less time possible
No
could always help them do cluckin bell
Hoat cayos for him and give him full cut
What’s good ma boi
Bros muted
wonder what the gta+ bonuses will be this month
Fr? 😭😆
Yeah 🥀
Why Did mf get muted😂😂
Had beef with someone
Oh bro was sent to calm down xd
dm me
tf
this resembles the government so well as soon as u start to speak u get muted they dont want us to speak
I want that Kei car
It will prob be out in march tbh
H
I
hi zogslop
Weekly update just a nothing burger
weekly updates are always a nothing burger when ur rich
Pretty much
I second this so much
Kinda the same in real life. I bet rich ppl dont even really watch the news bc they’re so unaffected by everything going on
Only thing that would even get me slightly interested is 2x acid
Tbh that’s most people
Most people don’t care about news because it doesn’t effect them
i watch news
Theres a lot of ignorant ppl that think some stuff doesnt affect them when its not true
nah he's saying rich people are insulated more from issues like insurance going up bad economy etc compared to middle class or poor people
so they have no need to lock into the news
Poor people…. Ewwww
i get my news from twitter. Prob not the best source but wtv
Not the best? It’s the worst
i doubt that in fact i think they are actually more affected by whats going on and broke people doing care about news
So ur telling me rich ppl are more affected by high grocery prices ?
market stocks wars more financial side
elections
since when did u watch news and they tell u a cigg cost a buck more
Ban speedrun, nothing new
More like a mute tbh
i wish u reborn as a salmon and i eat u in a sushi😋

i’m getting the idea you love sushi
Take it easy Elliot
yes
@tender mountain, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @mental nexus
Man what the fuck
May I never be as attention deprived to stoop as low as that man
e
Duviet was faster evidently
That was honestly fucking disgusting
what did i miss
couple of words
@eternal barn it didnnt work, i think i failed
Just lowtiergod's brother, dw about it
Fuhh man should've pinged me
I guess this was a sign to hop off
Man... I already got gta online i don't wanna buy it again
Can someone help me sell full coke acid or counterfeit cash? Dm me ps4
@bronze jungle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
Requested by: @mental nexus
Why do u have to buy it again
I think he switched from legacy to enhanced
And he has to buy the new gen version of the game
Nvm it fixed itself. Said I had a 'trial version'
Oh
Damn
Why tf would I get plus if I had a trial version of gtao
It wouldnt work for you I guess
who told you to do this
If anyone’s looking for platinum trophy I’m going for numero uno could help eacother 🙃
Is a trophy 😅 winning every type of game mode basically
For arena wars?
Platinum trophy on ps
I just
made $91000 on a heist. the casino heist.
The third person ragequit, they hard the hardest route, we had to shoot our way through armored guards with just SMGs
from rags to rags
Then travel the long way around through the garbage disposal
That was the hardest set up I ever played and I only stuck around so they wouldn't be stuck on that mission
Wow
Hello all. Happy Wednesday to everyone.
Does anyone know just how long it takes for your ceo special cargo warehouse technician to be back in your warehouse, and able to pay 7500 again?
I am trying to gain efficiency at filling it.
I might make back what I spent on ammo. This is why I like the old heists
Damn, you’re very nice to push through. 🔥🙏
Yes
I felt bad leaving her there
How long does it take, once you send him out, for you to be able to again? Thank you a lot
Can someone help me with cluckin bell setup
Need someone who helps me with cayo need money to set up mc club businesses etc
@thorny geyser, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Requested by: @mental nexus
Help me with cluckin
@daring beacon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @mental nexus
it'll take 48 minutes
You are awesome. Thank you a lot for the information. 🙏
what upgrades u getting on it
Sup bruh
i got spawncamped 5 times by a npc heli 😭 
Does anyone have a favorite heist? I like the original Prison Break
Is the online crew lobby full or am i just freezed ? The game just keeps on loading, do i have to restart now ?
You might be stuck on a loading screen
I wish they fixed this for the PS5 version. It happens a LOT on PS4
Pacific standard hiest
my supplies got destroyed cuz the game is incompetent 😭
Casino

Dude I'm just trying to get on the game with someone I keep getting muted by the server
I wanna do the diamond one
I like the og heist where u get the insurgent

Yeah the lab raid is fun
Humane Labs probably my favorite of the Apartment Heists
It feels rewarding too
A pain to play with randoms though because the checkpoints are very punishing
Imagine getting the Insurgent in PS3 after days of grinding
Duke o Death being free was a bigger deal back then since it was much harder to make money
True
But I’d still say Armored Kuruma was better
Meh
Nowadays I actually think DoD is better for freeroam
But back then Kuruma was probably better
hows this weeks weekly update
very nice
Terrible
don’t listen to jiggle
😡
😡
If you like grinding MC businesses it’ll be fine but if you’re a normal human being then this week sucks
I love extra sell missions
Ykw I don't give a fuck it took 3 rockets for a dulexo too get me
That's pretty good
wym 4x 
It's gonna be 4x
frr?
That's a good deal
I would actually cry in pain if Meth was 4x speed
id say insurgent if ur in the ps3 360 era
12x production boost with Mansion 🙁
give source
Or if u have RE:V like me
4x catto purrico
any freebies this week?
dang frr???
No
I would definitely love doing a 15-30 minute sell mission every 20-30 minutes
TGG
Made my first million!!!!
Also the Franklin Lamar mission are 2x
Can’t wait to make 50K instead of 25K per mission
TGG 
Security Contracts pays 70K for 1/3 of the time btw
Dark viperau>
Tickle Tipson >
bro grinded almost 6hr to make 1 million
Good job 👍.
They were doing odd jobs 
Good job bro keep up the work
Are the taxi missions worth my time tonight
Do you really have to ask?
nah i grinder for 4 days
Yes
basically since i bought the game
2x is active for the next 9 hours soo get a fast cab and yeah
That's a dub
get a hardy
Bro, that’s not a flex
congrats btw
also I think they put a supercar engine into the hardy or something, it's a godamn beast for a sedan
They were robbing grocery stores 
Ngl hardy seems a lot faster than it was
Is there matchmaking for the new missions ? I would start an invite only lobby
someone to help with mc bussnises sales ?
!lfg other
@mental fog, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @jagged sedge
Hi
hi
Hello
if someone wants to help and make friend dm me
Help with what
mc busnises
This?
heists what ever
Lfg
nah i was not trying to flex tho
Dude the mod said to use the lfg channel lol
You’re on grindr?
@mental fog, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @mental nexus

Just find 2 cokes either at airstrip or main dock
i never do main dock
i always do airstrip and always get weed
Why weed when coke is more profitable
And do you do disguise with the supply truck entry
whats the best rp job
never find coke anyway its annoying
Come on rockstar you need to do better with these weekly updates
Fr we need 4x on taxi work
we need 5x cayo when gta 6 comes out
Hey guys, I know it is surely an overused question, but I have been away from the game for so long, I have no idea what is the new meta. What seems to be the best overall money making method nowadays? I used to do the bogdan replay trick, then cayo, but now that seems to be patched, so I have just playing correctly, rotating through sells and cayo, but idk if that is truly the most efficient possible
cayo
Cayo
replay glitch cayo
Except when you only get tequila 5x back to back 
dude I can't figure out how to get it to work anymore, it is so frustrating lol
What is the new trick? I beg of you
just leave game at right time
but when is that
the timing I used to use to disconnect internet seems to no longer work
go on yt
tried for like 2.5 hours today with three videos. Starting to think it is a skill issue

Yeah but don’t you need to give the 2nd person the bigger cut
I have been soloing. Is that a problem? I am win 11 pc legacy, if that changes anything
No it’s soloable on PC.
so I have no excuse lol
is the most expensive mansion the best mansion
What I have done is wait until the transaction pending message arrives, then disconnect. Is that no longer the way
There’s a script you can download that pretty much does everything for you. Should be able to find it on Reddit or something
that would be dope. Do yk what it is called?
is the most expensive mansion the best mansion
For me yes
Not sure what the name is unfortunately but I’m sure you can find it fairly easily.
I think it might just be GTA replay AHK or something of the sorts
They’re all functionally the exact same but yes I like the most expensive one for the view
Hello
AHK perfect. Found it, now just trying to figure out how to use it lol

Anyone online?
No
Any car meets going on rn?
nobody is online
4x CEO bodyguard pay is goated bruh
Also Lamar and Franklin missions X2 are nice
1,2 millions considering first time 100k
anyone know when they show the gta+ bonuses for this month?
Is coke still doing bonus
yoo i am new in gta 5 online should i buy the agency or sparrow i have 2.5million
Does anyone know where Lamar is
any fun missions or jobs to do in online? especially with big pay
I think odd jobs
Delivering pizzas
smth thats fun aswell
What is music locker
delete February
can u so cayo replay glitch as a duo?
for mine i can do on solo-squads
When does the gta plus restart?
what are the best businesses to have
agency kosatka nc idk
didnt realize this chat was cross platform
Bro it's showing the platform already near the name tag
GROUNDPOUND69 IS SO BBACK
GROUNDPOUND69 HERE
Does the oppressor have unlimited missiles?
HUGE CAR MEET TONIGHT DM ME TO BE INVITED
can someone help me with last dose mission 5th one
No. Mk2 has 20 and Mk1 should also have 20 or 30.
i wish
User types Does the oppressor have unlimited missiles? Could be a question user is asking for
😠😠😠
Mk2 used to have unlimited missiles though 🙂
No
look in vehicles guys help me out
6 milly btw
LFG people to play gta5 online with heist races fighting idm dms open and other games to!
They scamming like a bitch
Should I sell my deluxo
Yes, give it to me
Ok
🙏🙏🙏
on god
Where you at
this guy is easy to convince
look in vehicles give me ur opinion put a purple emoji if purple
Wana go hang out in cinewood
It depends, can we take our shirts off?
yes hello
Um can Pluto n me go to vinewood
do NOT enter that building.
No they come out on hawik
make sure you’re home before your dad, he doesn’t like you guys going to vinewood
Ok
tell your brother to keep his shirt on too
Can we stop by atom burger
I'm not doing allat
Hi
🐴
no, i heard that place is in business with cluckin bell and i also heard they sell drugs behind the scenes. go to the convenience store.
hi ryan your chin is long
O
Thanks, I’ve been chin-maxing lately
@signal whale this is funny😭
Does he need funny lessons or something?
Tbh I’m not the right guy
no i like to share the funnies with him
Oh 😂
Ryan idk if you mind but I had to go in your mansion to use the lift thing to get big muscle
You mean my bench press?

Crrct
Ngl bro, you somehow repeated my nightly routine without even knowing.
Wassup chat
Hi
What it do
Tryna chill
hello itzwyliebitch
don’t say that you’ll offend somebody
It do be doing things like it they are my dude
Wsg
What it do cuz
i raised you better than this
Lmao it means whats up
Did we, though
What it do homes
Yeah, I was telling you what’s up
You didn’t understand?

Ryan got geese in his ear
The way you worded that hurt my brain lmao


Is jus means anything new
I was gonna buy an ssd but I need a mental hospital visit with the prices I saw 🥴
They are it in there tho who’s knowing that tho
Ask google
we chilling?
You know it 
Wht it do
yes sir
No dont buy mansion
just finished cayo perico heist first time after having kosatka for 2 years
Buy it when is on sale
Dude I hate when that happens. It’s so fuckin annoying
Do you get bonus

yea i did the heist 2 times today
Its kinda useless except the master command and the business boosting
i suggest watching TGG cayo perico guide
How the fuck do you even
i was too scared to even attempt it
Wing it for your first try if you wanna have fun lol
Can I jus use no jus be near the onther person
Idk what to do
Back when teqilla was 900k....
yea my second attempt i got tequilla
I get scared too much red circkes
You'll figure it out , or if you wanna be boring look up a guide
it was 650k
watch TGG’s guide
Pyro why you change your name
Cayo is a hiest where if you wanna have fun you try new things to make it feel less repetitive
What's the base pay avg for ULP missions, I forget
i did it first attempt no deaths no getting caught
Who the hell is pyro
I firgit bout bobcat mission by the dock
Like 20k or sum
Maybe it was pluto
What you doing in bobcat
Why gta add random stuff
I kinda like it. Reminds me of the old gta stuff
Like the ambulance missions and vigilante
So? It's dumb fun
You can't always fucking be a cool nonchalant robber, sometimes you gotta be a guy who drives weed to houses too lol
How to go to cayo jus to visit
Vigilant missions with a tank were the best thing 5 year old me has done
Did you go there before?
Yes
Im sad you cant do that anymore
the hunter ones were dope too
But firgot
Airport
Go to kosatka and gather intel
N then what
Literal first option
It should have an icon to travel. Look for a palm tree icon
Have you done cayo as leader?
No i suk
I think you have to leader it first
I once joined randomly I jus followed the guy didnt onow wht to do
Too much red circles
They keep throwing me out
I tried to hide underwater
Id help but im not on console gta 😕
O
Sooooo whats everyone up to this Wednesday night?
Trynna be a pilot?
yes sir, wbu what do you have going on
Hi
Id love to fly, Mmm trynna find a movie to watch
whats going on
Not much hbu
been a huge passion of mine for years
not much just got home after a long day
Nice
wbu
Eh
How long you been flying?
ive been taking flights since i was 4, but started taking them constantly when i was 7
and ive always wanted to be a pilot for alaska, which is the airline i fly with every single time
!gv
hi Lester stop taking 20%
Is it a new van yet?
Thats awesome! I wanna be a fighter pilot but maybe in another life I will. Follow your dreams!
Bro anyone for GTA online?
shit whats stopping you?
Maybe Tommarow yeah
Brain injury at birth 🥲
I mostly play enhanced
Yeah me too
I be using legacy
ohhh man, not fun at all
leaves
hello fatassdog how are you tonight
I haven’t played that much but my level is abt 20 and I have 3M cash
Why does the driverless limo drive so slow when I’m inside then as soon as I get out it turns into a nascar driver
i remember ur name im gassy tn
Keep up the grind dude!
because it hates you. does that to me too
I only have a little bit of money but if I grind I can probably get the arcade
Ohh, and it dosent know how to drive at all hitting oncoming traffic
I saw someone in enhanced playing as Lester on tiktok lmao
I mean im not like disabled or anything. Im pretty sure it would disqualify me for applying
bruh why is my ceo tab in the interaction menu always unavailable wtf
Is it bad I have over $60,000,000 in chips
even when you tell it to hurry, it hardly passes 60mph. i saw it in first person
wtf can i have some?
No that's jus wow
This car need some type of buff
every time i join a new game it takes literal minutes to become available
It’s probably max ceo in lobby
Shows you r into casino
no im already ceo
if im right you need an ame to get you a medical thing for that too i could be wrong
im talking about where you can hire people and use abilities
lol I’m the 1% of gamblers that didn’t quit
broo teach me the ways of blackjack please the dealer keeps fucking me
How does one get access to talk in #gta-online-mk2 ?
sleeps
level 25+
M tired
Oh wow
wake up fatassdog
Yea im definitely not passing the medical 😭 i could probably pass basic and thats about it if I really tried but im not about to 360 my life around
To even use my con troller
you just have tk talk a lot
Ohh
What it do
micheal jordan gif
Bro I need new batteries
i got my first class medical a while ago so we good on that, i just need to find a very good school
Go get new batteries then
batteries for a ps5 controller?
The price is too much
No its fir something else
Go make batteries then
My own
Yep
for what
Um
just dont fuck it up @clever heron
Is this the official official server?
what is it for
No
Oh
Did your dog eat your batteries
please tell what the batteries are for
Hell yea!! You gotta start off as a small plane pilot before you can even take the class to become a commercial one yea?
I found old fashion thing it takes batteries
oh yeah, you have to start in like a c172 or a similar trainer and work your way up to commericals. the end goal is the 737
I think i know what it is but dunno if I can say it here 
what os the old fashioned thing LMFAO
You know
send dm what is it
I’m concerned about the old fashioned thing



