gta-online

[terse pine]

i’m pretty sure that’s a minor

[nova monolith]

Oop

[upper girder]

Did it delete my message 💀

[nova monolith]

Zoglop run

[harsh mesa]

Yeah

[molten quartz]

baby oiled

[harsh mesa]

Too late i already sent fake cops on his way

[gusty quarry]

Anyone need a 2nd for missions and stuff....

[harsh mesa]

U run too

[sour galleon]

[nova monolith]

Aight good

[fresh magnet]

@gusty quarry, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nova monolith

[steep river]

Why do people kill you and run away or fight you for less than 10 kills why do pvp at all

[harsh mesa]

I need u to work with pavel and fix the drainage on my kosatka

[dapper iron]

To have the ilussion that they are a better player than you

[steep river]

[signal whale]

uploading the vid rn, landing was good

[molten quartz]

bro u do my gather intel and setups i remain afk

[terse pine]

but it was so bumpy i don’t understand

[signal whale]

its because of the chaseplane

[terse pine]

oh

[sour galleon]

what do u know about planes

[harsh mesa]

How about i tell el rubio ur address

[stone briar]

should i get fmj mk5 niobe or hakuchou drag? i got 3m and a second free hsw, or should i save up for smth useful?

[terse pine]

none of your business

[steep river]

They can fly

[molten quartz]

my mansion got security

[sour galleon]

actually it is

[harsh mesa]

Tf??? Tell me ur lying

[terse pine]

sorry

[stone briar]

and an angel

[versed sail]

Finally got me a faggio sport 🫶🏻

[sour galleon]

nerd

[steep river]

They were raised by birds

[stone briar]

.

[molten quartz]

yes daddy

[signal whale]

it was a very smooth one but i have to adjust chaseplanes settings because its too high

[stone briar]

im gonna get haviland when i buy it

[molten quartz]

fmj

[harsh mesa]

[terse pine]

okay

[stone briar]

but i wont be rlly able to install any good upgrades cuz i gold just 3m exactly

[steep river]

When do new cars release

[cunning walrus]

astrale drops thursday

[steep river]

Already have it

[molten quartz]

what do u have in game

[stone briar]

what astrale?

[cunning walrus]

it's still a new car for the public
we'll know tomorrow if they plan to drop a new one with the update, or on thursday if it''s with gta+

[versed sail]

Any way to get a cleaner in the maze bank tower? Sick of all these piles of money everywhere

[steep river]

It’s a new Pfister

[median otter]

Yeah

[nova monolith]

yes

[median otter]

Invite me

[mighty isle]

go broke homie

[nova monolith]

BRO

[median otter]

I’ll sweep it up for you easy

[dapper iron]

The only way to not have it is never do CEO crates at all.

[median otter]

WHAT

[stone briar]

from cars my best are banshee gts hsw turismo classic hsw hellfire tampa gt zentorno tempesta virtue. from businesses i have kosatka arcade maxed acid lab CEO office/ bunker counterfeit coke and ceo linked to NC

[cunning walrus]

some people grind for hours to have all that money on the floor 💀

[steep river]

I only have 25 million 😔

[stone briar]

and agency

[versed sail]

Got a full warehouse right now 🤓

[sour galleon]

thats peanuts son

[dapper iron]

Great sell it then

[steep river]

How do i survive until gta 6

[fading ingot]

any one intrested in a duo for hiests il do anything i just need somone to play gta online with

[molten quartz]

get the mansion save up

[fresh magnet]

@fading ingot, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nova monolith

[versed sail]

Yeah I’ve saving for a lil bit

[molten quartz]

can u do my intel and setup while i remain afk

[versed sail]

I’m in a horrendous lobby right now lol. Everyone shooting each other on sight

[nova monolith]

mansion is ahh

[mighty junco]

get the hsw drag and go flying over mountains in all time trials

[stone briar]

idk abt that cuz it seems like a final grind and i rlly dont want to speedrun all properties, also i wanted to maybe get ceo garage but its like 4m maxed out

[mighty junco]

hsw drag is oppressor mk 0.5

[stone briar]

u sure? idk if hsw trials are profitable that much

[steep river]

Why don’t we have another hsw motorbike

[mortal hinge]

Why the fuck does the homming missles of ground vehicles and the deluxo ignore flares?

[dapper iron]

Its normal days at Los Santos, I sold my full CEO crates yesterday just fine.

[steep river]

Magic

[stone briar]

perhaps because it is a ground based motorised vehicle and not an air type🤔

[mortal hinge]

No but fr, this is so autistic

[median otter]

What’s your gt

[stone briar]

buddy its gta

[molten quartz]

ur a gangster why would they touch u

[mighty junco]

250k hsw and 100k regular time trial, also best fast vehicle for missions unless u use vigilante/some armored vehicle

[nova monolith]

...

[cunning walrus]

hsw time trials give 250k, cost nothing, and take less than 5 mins to do each week

[mortal hinge]

Oh wait! Yes!

[cunning walrus]

and they're fun

[versed sail]

True. I think I’m just gonna sell some weed and documents rn. Maybe warehouse after

[median otter]

YOU SAID YOU DIDNT WAN HELP

[nova monolith]

wow

[stone briar]

idk if its rlly fun to use tho outside of missions cuz my current go to cars are banshee hellfire and turismo classic and mk2 for grind

[versed sail]

😆

[molten quartz]

documents are u crazy

[median otter]

Guys is the rhino tank good in 2026 or no

[versed sail]

🤣 it’s been full forever. Gotta get LJT off my case

[molten quartz]

good looking

[stone briar]

ig ill buy drag and then save up for niobe or mfj some other time

[median otter]

Thanks 💅

[frank cairn]

hello chat

[paper lynx]

Hi im looking for help, Getting more money me and my boyfriend play sometimes trying to find more ppl that can help me and play. dm if intrested need more friends to play with

PS5

[frank cairn]

W lester

[fresh magnet]

@paper lynx, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nova monolith

[paper lynx]

Ok

[terse pine]

@signal whale look who

[mighty junco]

its objectively the best for time trials according to everybody, apart from that its the fastest bike with a lot of airtime and some stunts(no wheelies sadly), i used it for my entire first month of playing the game

[stone briar]

i bought zentorno as a first car so i rlly didnt know better

[mighty junco]

i saw 2 fastest bikes on the 4m starter pack screen and luckily chose drag without knowing it has hsw

[steep river]

Do you have any heists setup

[signal whale]

FATASSDOG

[wet cargo]

I have a question how do I get onto a GTA online server

[harsh mesa]

Sup

[signal whale]

???

[harsh mesa]

Pause > game > quit game > press enter

[nova monolith]

nd then uninstall

to take full effect

[wet cargo]

I know that closes the game

[rugged hound]

Are there any hsw sedans in the game or not

[serene laurel]

[wet cargo]

And I know that uninstalls the game

[harsh mesa]

No?

[rugged hound]

I mean technically it don’t

You gotta confirm it

[nova monolith]

no?

[versed sail]

No?

[dapper iron]

Exactly always save the best for the last.

[rugged hound]

Why does mk2 even exist

[steep river]

Yes the taxi 🚕

[rugged hound]

Wait rlly?

The hardy way

[harsh mesa]

Pause > online > play gta online

[rugged hound]

I think it has a taxi livery

[steep river]

It does it’s blue

[rugged hound]

Smh

[molten quartz]

2026 btw

[rugged hound]

You don’t

[cunning walrus]

hardy has taxi livery but no hsw sadly, closest thing to a sedan is prob the sentinel gts

[nova monolith]

@rugged houndhi

[rugged hound]

It doesn’t have hsw

[cunning walrus]

oh i meant xs

[steep river]

It does

[rugged hound]

Xs?

Isn’t that a coupe

[cunning walrus]

sentinel xs has hsw - sentinel gts does not

[molten quartz]

we can put f1 wheels on cars can we out normal wheels on f1?

[cunning walrus]

closest thing to a sedan

[harsh mesa]

Yeah via glitches

[nova monolith]

i said hi

[steep river]

What colour is your favorite vehicle

[harsh mesa]

Say hi back bro @rugged hound

[naive marlin]

Whatever color i make it?

[nova monolith]

[steep river]

Brown

[steep river]

Get the hsw van

[rugged hound]

I meant a 4 door though

The gts is cool but I can just drive a revolter

[molten quartz]

ur not 193 cms

[rugged hound]

I am

[molten quartz]

really?

[rugged hound]

If I wanted to larp height I’d just say 200

Let me flex after years of getting called giraffe ok

[molten quartz]

how do u find a man

[rugged hound]

I’m lesbian

[fresh magnet]

@molten quartz, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nova monolith

[formal trench]

@fresh magnet

[molten quartz]

bet

[formal trench]

Moe @fresh magnet

[rugged hound]

Gabe itch

[rugged hound]

Boys aren’t it bro

[molten quartz]

same

[nova monolith]

where my hi at lil bro

[formal trench]

no one has that surname

[molten quartz]

they just good for friends

[rugged hound]

Until you have to friendzone them 😭

[cunning walrus]

that was the point of saying "closest thing", aka there isn't an actual sedan that has hsw 💀

[rugged hound]

So over

[molten quartz]

i would never date a guy like eww

[rugged hound]

That’s fine more left for my friend

[cunning walrus]

i took 10 seconds out of my day to google hsw cars for you and you're treating me like this after i answer your question

[faint spear]

Iirc there is

[versed sail]

Anyone fw the electric mountain bike?

[rugged hound]

There is one?

Isn’t it a street bike

[versed sail]

Yea the inductor

It’s on pedal to the metal website

[rugged hound]

ohhhhh the bicycle

[versed sail]

I’ve never seen anyone on it before 🤣

[rugged hound]

Yeah I took my lil cuz cousin in gta to a bike ride to mt chilliad

I hate my autocorrect

[versed sail]

I ride the bmx bikes sometimes. I have the garage by the little skatepark. Kinda fun sometimes

[rugged hound]

I ride the inductor more

[harsh mesa]

Bmx better

[versed sail]

Right on

[rugged hound]

Personally I think paragon s is the best feeling vehicle ingame

[molten quartz]

acid lab bike best for everything

[rugged hound]

Bicycle

[signal whale]

is zogslop still around

[sour galleon]

yep

[rugged hound]

Sounds like a horrible na

[versed sail]

I fw the bmx bikes

[sour galleon]

good timing

[signal whale]

so it did not upload but i took a pic to make up for it

[sour galleon]

go ahead

[versed sail]

🐐 car

[rugged hound]

Fr it handles so well I usually prefer 4 doors but

Is Enus deity worth it

[versed sail]

The machine guns make it top tier

[rugged hound]

It doesn’t have ones?

Or does it?

[versed sail]

Yeah it does

[rugged hound]

I prolly js didn’t find them useful then

[versed sail]

Mine has machine guns in the grille

[rugged hound]

I like the cars looking more clean tho

[median otter]

[rugged hound]

I have the car from baby driver

[versed sail]

Yea they don’t stick out of the car though. You can’t see them

Sultan rs is a goat car too

[rugged hound]

Eh wouldn’t use em anyways

[rugged hound]

Classic.

[versed sail]

Fr fr

[rugged hound]

No like it’s named classic

[molten quartz]

anything with wheels can be handled its about the driver and u both bad drivers

[rugged hound]

I’d consider myself a good driver all things considered

[versed sail]

Meh. I have both. I like the rs personally

[rugged hound]

I prefer not crashing over speed so I slowdown a lot

[rugged hound]

I like the classic for its look

Also I keep arena war vehicles with no threatening custom weapons to trolll

Shunt boosting ppl sob

[tight grove]

i got an offer for anyone who can beat me in a dogfight you get 85 cayo

[thorny bear]

Anyb else server not loading up?

[rugged hound]

Mfs be doing anything to find a competent pilot

[tight grove]

well its fun anyways

[molten quartz]

i smell a scammer from miles

[bronze field]

I forgot how petty people are. I told some who killed me trying to save a cat while I was locked in a cutscene to fuck off and he reported me for swearing

[rugged hound]

Who actually cares about money

[tight grove]

man what u gonna loose anway

[molten quartz]

tbh ye its fun

[rugged hound]

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Omg kitty is in my mansion

[molten quartz]

i cant play rn otherwise i would have considered playing with u

[thorny bear]

Bruh it says rockstar cloud services are unavaliable rn i cant load into my character 1💔

[rugged hound]

Why servers empty

[tight grove]

yh sure man im just looking for someone good tho

[bronze field]

That was a cheap shot and it failed the mission. Not sure what R*'s purpose was enabling peaceful objectives and forcing everyone into open PVP with fighter jets and torpedo bikes

[median otter]

What is your name from?

[rugged hound]

You mean my first name

[median otter]

Both

[rugged hound]

From my name Jansa Alex Finčovicová (🥀) and second game of thrones

[median otter]

Ohhh

[rugged hound]

Clegane s brothers

[molten quartz]

maybe this guy @still solstice

hes on xbox nvm

[tight grove]

yh he cant play

[versed sail]

Might stop at the diamond casino and hit the roulette wheel

any objections?

Ok

[jagged sedge]

I object

[versed sail]

Too late

[jagged sedge]

Fuck

[thorny bear]

Bro i js got suspended😐

Actually finna crash out bro

Suing rockstar and allat

[fast reef]

I thought the Paragon S doesn't have machine guns too. Maybe you were thinking of the Paragon R? I'd have to check in-game. @rugged hound

[thorny bear]

My acc got suspended bruh and it says it gon reset my character

[versed sail]

Ohhh yea I think I have the R

[rugged hound]

I’m driving around my dominator looking for some oblivious ppl to shunt boost

[versed sail]

Didn’t know there was two different versions @fast reef

[bronze field]

I played for 10+ years without an issue and I swore once and get a notification I was reported. Not sure what they're doing anymore

[fast reef]

Np

[versed sail]

Classic rockstar

[thin vector]

what should i buy i have 3 mil

[thorny bear]

Agency

[versed sail]

Tugboat

[bronze field]

That might be enough to fully outfit a cheap bunker for Doomsday Heists with an orbital cannon

[thin vector]

what abt an mct

i dont own a garment fac tho

[still solstice]

I’m not broke enough to take this offer nor do I want to dogfight someone I don’t know imma be fr

I appreciate the thought though lad @molten quartz

[tight grove]

you dont have to take it it wont be possible anyways

[still solstice]

I could buy gta enhanced

I’m waiting for it to go on a discount though

[frank cairn]

hello chat

[wraith oriole]

Is driving Into pedestrians bad?

[tight grove]

it was few weeks ago

[signal whale]

hi fatassdog

[frank cairn]

hello 28-0

[signal whale]

are you still a fatassdog

WHERE IS GAMERGOON

[outer kite]

What do yall think of hot chocolate?

[outer kite]

@thick helm

[signal whale]

i havent tried it

[outer kite]

WHAT

Never??

[signal whale]

i swear to GOD i havent tried hot chocolate before

[outer kite]

Tf how

[signal whale]

i ask because i as well as @terse pine are pretty sure we found his wife

[spark basin]

Meow

🥹

[outer kite]

Ayyy

[signal whale]

we found a girl called queenofgoon

[outer kite]

Omg

[outer kite]

Goonette girl too

[signal whale]

😭

[outer kite]

@dire stream

[signal whale]

WTFFF

@terse pine

[outer kite]

Nvm its a femboy

[versed sail]

Uwu

[outer kite]

Even better

[signal whale]

nvm

[terse pine]

hi what

[spark basin]

😳

[signal whale]

please no

[outer kite]

Messing my gf Filipino

[signal whale]

do you see that

[dire brook]

anyone got a gang i can join

[terse pine]

what

[signal whale]

goonette girl

[versed sail]

Grove street will jump you in

[median otter]

Hi

[terse pine]

i’m crine no😭 😭

[thick helm]

I'm tired

[signal whale]

hi

[median otter]

What 😂

[terse pine]

hi sophia

[outer kite]

Gang gang fam you ain't around these sub blocks of this discord

[signal whale]

BRO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT WE JUST DID

[amber patio]

Yo the firefighter job is amazing

[marble moat]

Does anybody know what happens if i sell my stock? Will it stay or will it reset back to 0?

[median otter]

Hi makki

[terse pine]

how amazing

[outer kite]

@fresh swallow goo exist

[signal whale]

we probably found gamergoon29 wife

[outer kite]

Sell stock then it goes back and you rebuild it

[marble moat]

Oh

[amber patio]

Very much

[thick helm]

What happened

[outer kite]

Anyways whay does everyone think of hot chocolate?

[terse pine]

go to community before you get silenced mister

[signal whale]

right

[dire stream]

?

[north river]

After 11 tries…we finally got the pink diamond chat

[outer kite]

They in #community now

[flint monolith]

Pink diamond 💔

[dire stream]

Idk what you talking about lol why did u ping me

[daring cipher]

bruuhh who wants to be my SD and gift me a core game pass memb 😭

[north river]

Anddddd the secondary targets are shit🥀🥀🥀🥀

[vapid zinc]

How do i report someone

[cold garden]

Dm @pallid plover

[pallid plover]

:exclamation:To contact the Moderators, please send me a Direct Message. Mentioning me does not alert moderators:exclamation:

[fluid current]

Any gta:o golf fanatics.. looking for serious match

[hazy storm]

W

[hoary carbon]

Hey I’m broke I’m trynna get my stuff back from PS4 to PC I men help with some missions and stuff

[lavish slate]

Me

Although I don’t play on Xbox anymore

[strong patrol]

Yo guys

[fluid current]

Oh noes thats too bad

[dapper scarab]

I need friends to play with me my PlayStation username GTA_Jonathon_29

[fresh magnet]

@dapper scarab, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @cold garden

[clever heron]

Who on gta

[clever heron]

I came across your post stating you are looking for playstation players are you

[bronze field]

Yikes does everyone just give the bare minimum now? People used to be a lot more generous 20-25%

[cold garden]

They're broke

[cunning walrus]

greed

[bronze field]

I could make more running Fleeca tbh

[clever heron]

I am using playstation

[cold garden]

Then do Fleeca instead

[bronze field]

after 10 years it gets a little stale

[keen hearth]

yes

[signal whale]

yes, too many

[dreamy ferry]

I asked if anyone wanteed to play somethign with me in LFG for PC legacy but it said im using the wrong platform catagory?? Please help

[signal whale]

you can carry an entire heist and mfs still wont give past 15%

[cold garden]

I mean they stated your cuts already so-

You can do excessive work and still get paid the same

[still solstice]

I’m never giving a random more than 15%

Stay broke lad!

[cold garden]

15% cayo is already 300-400k within 6-10mins is already alot

[signal whale]

oh is it just about cayo or in general

[cold garden]

Casino can kick up a bit if they're looking for a hacker

20-25%

[woven plank]

Those cayo grind days 🪙!

[signal whale]

LMFAO

@terse pine

[terse pine]

hi

[signal whale]

LOOK AT THIS DUDES NAME

[terse pine]

ew…

[signal whale]

MAN THATS GROSS

[woven plank]

Epstein revisited.

[signal whale]

HOW WAS THAT EVEN ALLOWED

[jagged sedge]

Automod slackin

Anyway let's forget that happened and get back to gta

[vale kite]

What’s yalls ceo or mc names?

[signal whale]

gta please give me rank 500 im only 8 away

[woven plank]

It's a torture that level 10 to stream.

[signal whale]

mine is ... because idk what to call it

[vale kite]

My ceo is named feel good inc

[still solstice]

What? Anyways, gta haha sometimes i play

[signal whale]

gorillaz song

[clever heron]

@signal whale are you on

[signal whale]

why

[vale kite]

Ya but it sounds like a company

[signal whale]

fire song btw

[vale kite]

Ya

[signal whale]

what about ur mc

[clever heron]

Idk i think im go go to sandy shores check my coke lab

[signal whale]

ill get on gta later

[clear rain]

Act 3 heist anyone? Repeat

[clever heron]

Which location is good fir agency

[signal whale]

finale ready?

[clear rain]

Yea

[signal whale]

i gotchu

[clear rain]

Is urs done to

[clever heron]

Is there agency near Los santo

[signal whale]

are you trying to do replay glitch or just to do it

[clear rain]

Replay

Ik how to just need sum1

[signal whale]

oh nah i cant do that

[clever heron]

I kinda forgot where my meth lab is

[signal whale]

look then

[clever heron]

Wait I think is the red house

Rn I have it closed

My weed lab so full

I'm scared

How will I do the mission

[bronze field]

That's really sad

Like you can't give your team another 15% max. for helping out

The last guy split everything 50/50

[harsh mesa]

Well u didnt help with any setup either.. Seems fair to me

[rich sluice]

Is the heavy rifle the best in the game?

[harsh mesa]

carbine and special carbine >>

[bronze field]

I think we have different definitions of fair 😅

[woven plank]

[bronze field]

I had to carry the heist myself at 15% earlier while the Host makes 85%

[harsh mesa]

Yeah dont carry if ur getting only 15% 😭 if ur carrying u deserve more

[median otter]

You gotta sweet talk them into 85

[clever heron]

Which location you get your agency

[median otter]

Jk lol

[harsh mesa]

Yeah noones doing that unless its for noble cause

[dapper iron]

Did u joined a random heist or from this server lfg?

[clever heron]

Sophia

[harsh mesa]

The cheapest one, looks the best to me

[signal whale]

or catfish them

[bronze field]

no not this server. I tried a few times and everyone's like we filled it with someone else, after telling me to join

[harsh mesa]

[median otter]

B…but I have cancer and this is my last heist before I go into the surgery… please sir

[median otter]

That’s what I do

[clever heron]

Oh do it have like space for storing additional vechiles

[harsh mesa]

Someone did that and got gta6 early access

[signal whale]

ive catfished people into giving me over 40%

[dapper iron]

So its a random quick join then?

[median otter]

NO WAY

[harsh mesa]

Yeah the garage holds 20 vehicles

[bronze field]

Yes

[median otter]

see it works tho

[signal whale]

yeah i saw it on instagram

[harsh mesa]

Yeah

[median otter]

Imagine they were bs

[dapper iron]

That bloke was dying already he deserved early access

[bronze field]

Did what? Contract cancer???

[clever heron]

Not bad

[median otter]

But if it’s real then I’m happy

[harsh mesa]

The ceo of rockstar himself will bring the copy to him 😭

[dapper iron]

Bruh no wonder you got 15%

[vapid zinc]

When are you meant to close game for cayo replay

[signal whale]

when you hand the duffel bag to the guy

[bronze field]

The community was never this stinky when I used to play. i made 5M in a day with randoms not sure how anyone long term could be that broke

[harsh mesa]

A father contacted rockstar on X to let his son play gta6 early as he's going through terminal cancer and will pass before the game drops

[vapid zinc]

Is it not envelope?

[signal whale]

nah

[median otter]

Guys… that was actually me who did that. I just really wanna play early

[signal whale]

liar

[harsh mesa]

I doubt that

[dry jacinth]

Why did criminal mastermind take away from me but not my partner? It got reset as soon as I spawned in

[signal whale]

idek it happened to me too

[dapper iron]

Its always been like this since GTAO came out tho yes theres some good folks out there but the rest are just chaotic etc etc.

[harsh mesa]

Did u fail it and try to restart game to save it?

[dapper iron]

Did you do it in Public lobby or closed ses?

[signal whale]

@median otter

[dry jacinth]

Closed

[bronze field]

They weren't that stingy when I used to play at all. 15% is kind of sad especially if it's not a full party

[median otter]

@signal whale

[dry jacinth]

It was as soon as i spawned it

[signal whale]

look at ur dms

[median otter]

Hi, okay

[harsh mesa]

Contact rockstar support they'll pay u 15mil

[clever heron]

Mister I think i have a appointment with you at your agency for front desk help

[versed sail]

Dumb question but why can’t I start the prison break or flecca job? Am I looking in the wrong spot or something? I own the maze bank tower office and there’s no planning room in there

[harsh mesa]

Probably

[dapper iron]

Theres always a bug when you'll get reseted at finale even if you do not mess up the CMM. I suggest that never joined from heist invites and always start at the same room if its Doomsday CMM.

[clever heron]

Can I help organize meth

[dapper iron]

What heist is it Casino?

[dry jacinth]

I was hosting it

[harsh mesa]

No

[bronze field]

all of them

[clever heron]

Fine

[dapper iron]

R* support kinda useless ngl I reported my Hangar sale bug that I got 0 money from it and they did not even compensate me.

[versed sail]

Am I able to start prison break from the arcade?

[bronze field]

Me neither, and I got my first warning in 10 years for saying a nono word against someone being a jerk

[harsh mesa]

I used to run heists with 130% cut each

[versed nebula]

i manifest 2b dollars by tonight

[dapper iron]

Well I guess they either greedy or think that you'll just a random join in that only deserve 15% cause you did not helped with the setup

[clever heron]

Your going to have to go higher maybe headquarter

[dapper iron]

Lmao

[clever heron]

Or ceo

[bronze field]

Fair but you get what you pay for, I'm not going out of my way for the bare minimum

[rich sluice]

15% for helping out on the finale is still a little bit

Gotta help a brother out

[harsh mesa]

They gave me 5mil coz i kept getting kicked by battleye (my first failed attempt on using mods)

[versed nebula]

15% is 200k in casino

[dapper iron]

Headquarter? Whats that? You mean Bunker?

[rich sluice]

Oh shit

Now you speaking my language

[dapper iron]

Lmao so you're basically gaslight em?

[harsh mesa]

Rockstar headquarters

[dapper iron]

[harsh mesa]

Kinda yeah 😭

[clever heron]

Sam houser president of rockstsr

Maybe email him

[versed sail]

Dumb question but why can’t I start the prison break or flecca job? Am I looking in the wrong spot or something? I own the maze bank tower office and there’s no planning room in there

[dapper iron]

Consider reading Machiavelli then

[clever heron]

Your going need to contact sam hiuser

[harsh mesa]

My friend's user is that.. What does it mean

[harsh mesa]

U start heists from ur apartment.. Not office

[clever heron]

Scince gta customer service not good

[rich sluice]

Wasn’t he a philosopher and a prince?

[harsh mesa]

Dang fr?

[clever heron]

Get the president of rockstsr

Sam houser

[versed sail]

Can’t you only own one property though

[rich sluice]

Yeah he wrote a book on how to act as a prince which a lot of people recommend

[dapper iron]

Machiavelli was a Political Philosopher and his name become a traits of a manipulative individual which are called Machiavellian. Which are part of a dark triad.

[rich sluice]

That boy got clout

[harsh mesa]

Nah they're not the same 😭

[harsh mesa]

Shii

[woven plank]

[dapper iron]

He's not a prince just a stateman that worked for florences (The Prince) was a title of his book which got banned from 1559 until 1630.

[rich sluice]

A good example of someone who is Machiavellian is Michael from the godfather

[rich sluice]

I see I see

[versed sail]

So in order for me to start prison break I’d have to downgrade from the maze bank tower to an apartment?

[signal whale]

yes

[clever heron]

For some reason my scramlhet disapered

[signal whale]

you cant do og heists in the ceo office 😭

[dapper iron]

Michael De Santa himself was kind of Machiavellian himself when he decided to burned down Trevor in North Yankton.

[woven plank]

Skill issue.

[harsh mesa]

Bud u can keep both office and apartment, just go to dynasty8 and buy a high end apartment

[clever heron]

No i think gta at fault

[dapper iron]

You should give him a read.

[clever heron]

Was sam houser email

[harsh mesa]

How tf is that skill issue

[woven plank]

[versed sail]

Oh I thought you could only have 1 property

[clever heron]

I'm telling them your game committed a robbery they stole my scramljet I bought

With real money

[harsh mesa]

Nah u can keep both

[woven plank]

real talk—does anyone actually remember if the thermal scope glitch through walls still works on the mansion interior, or did that get swept in the january patch? trying to find a faster way to clear the basement without triggering the guard alert.

[clever heron]

I want refund or gimmi my scamlhet

I want pizza

N chiken

[harsh mesa]

No pizza for u

[harsh mesa]

No chicken either

[clever heron]

Pls

[harsh mesa]

[clever heron]

I'll share a few slices

[harsh mesa]

Did u check mmi

[harsh mesa]

Im sold

[clever heron]

N then we can hop on gta

N do dr dre

[harsh mesa]

Bet.. Just convince rockstar to let us crossplay

[rich sluice]

Does Dre contracts pay everyone equally?

[harsh mesa]

Nah only the host gets 1mil

[woven plank]

nah, dre contracts are the worst for shared payouts. host gets the full mil (or 2 mil on bonus weeks), but the crew just gets a flat 50k and some rp. it's basically designed as a solo grind.

[harsh mesa]

I saw something

[versed sail]

Okay thank you. I haven’t played this in like 2 years and don’t remember everything about it

[harsh mesa]

That'll be $50 how would you like to pay

[woven plank]

Menyoo menu sucks for story.

[versed sail]

$50 gets you an 8 minute private dance

[harsh mesa]

I need $50 cash

[signal whale]

what did you see, are you sure you saw it?

[woven plank]

[harsh mesa]

i might be sure.. maybe

[versed sail]

Best I can do is a private dance

[signal whale]

i just want to be sure that you are sure

[signal whale]

how good are we talking

[harsh mesa]

i'm sure that its a good thought that you're sure if i'm sure

[signal whale]

do you want a minute to figure it out

[harsh mesa]

Ion want allat

[harsh mesa]

im sure it'll help

[versed sail]

Let’s just say I learned everything I know from cheetah and Nikki

[signal whale]

take your time

[signal whale]

caddydaddy69 if he declines i may be interested in learning

[harsh mesa]

Im sold, get on it

[signal whale]

fuck

[harsh mesa]

U too

[signal whale]

YES

[harsh mesa]

[distant breach]

What the fuck am I seeing rn

[harsh mesa]

Welcome to los santos

[signal whale]

me

[harsh mesa]

i figured it out

[signal whale]

go for it

[harsh mesa]

im not sure

[versed sail]

I also offer mobile services if you pick me up in your car. We just need to find a place that’s quiet

[signal whale]

do you need another minute

[signal whale]

how much

[harsh mesa]

no, i thought thoroughly and came to a conclusion that i'm not sure.

[signal whale]

oh ok, thats great

@versed sail i just realized thats not a fucking 69 at the end of ur name

[versed sail]

$25 $50 and $75 but @harsh mesa gets a free favor

[terse pine]

can you explain that name

[signal whale]

yes i can

[harsh mesa]

Works for me, if ur up to go in a panto

[terse pine]

waiting

[harsh mesa]

[harsh mesa]

are you sure?

[signal whale]

perhaps

[terse pine]

still waiting

[versed sail]

No I was born in 99 that’s why it’s there lol

[signal whale]

its a reference to a msfs yt creator

[signal whale]

i think so

[signal whale]

bro the whole time i thought it was 69

[blazing osprey]

egro

[harsh mesa]

lets hear it

[blazing osprey]

egro

[terse pine]

it sounds like an among us automated username😭

[signal whale]

yes im sure

[harsh mesa]

are you sure about that?

[signal whale]

hey you are pretending to be me i dont like that

[blazing osprey]

sybau gang

[signal whale]

groundpound69

[blazing osprey]

gang

[versed sail]

I can make it work

[blazing osprey]

cuh

[harsh mesa]

[signal whale]

are you flexible

[blazing osprey]

where u going cuh

[mighty isle]

i said forget bout it cuh

[harsh mesa]

Ill buy u a pizza

[signal whale]

ok deal

[versed sail]

You have to be to do this kind of work, so yes

[rich sluice]

😂

[signal whale]

let me see fr does a vigilante work

[harsh mesa]

How flexible are we talking

[signal whale]

this guy is asking the important stuff

[harsh mesa]

Nah bro do the ramp buggy

[terse pine]

are you on rn

[signal whale]

you have a point

[signal whale]

not on gta yet

[terse pine]

ok

[rich sluice]

I bought a bail station and my first target is an Asian baddy 😳😳😳

[signal whale]

i will be later

[signal whale]

gah damn whats her name

[harsh mesa]

Are u looking for employees

[blazing osprey]

vigilante butt in free mode

[terse pine]

is it groundpound69

[signal whale]

no its not

[versed sail]

I’ve done work in every kind of car los santos has seen

[rich sluice]

It breaks my heart when people join my lobby then leave right away 😞

[harsh mesa]

Can you do it in lester's car

[versed sail]

Alright why Lester giving me the confetti 🎉 🤣😭

[harsh mesa]

Lester wants it too

[versed sail]

Of course

[signal whale]

can you do lester*

[bronze field]

LESTER GOT A GIRLFRIEND

[burnt ice]

anybody lfg on pc enhanced?

[bronze field]

HE HAD HIS FIRST KISS. IM SO PROUD OF HIM

[versed sail]

Everyone does

[harsh mesa]

She doesnt need to know

[signal whale]

can you do ms rackman

or mrs rackman idfk

ha ha who got silenced

[harsh mesa]

I did !lvl

[signal whale]

thats allowed in here?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah

[versed sail]

I’m not familiar with this particular technique

[signal whale]

do i need to do level or lvl

[harsh mesa]

It just shows u ur level

[harsh mesa]

Both work

[signal whale]

well get to it!

[versed sail]

Yes sir🫡

[signal whale]

level 24 oh my

[harsh mesa]

Im lvl 45

[signal whale]

liar

[harsh mesa]

Lmao

[signal whale]

lets see the technique

[signal whale]

i am level 54 so that is a lie

[harsh mesa]

I lied im level 540

[signal whale]

fucking hell

[versed sail]

Come pick me up. I’m working my shift down by del perro beach right now

[signal whale]

yes sir i am on my way, does a bmx work

[harsh mesa]

Wasnt it my turn tho

Do it with one eye open

[signal whale]

i gave him the suggestion

[harsh mesa]

Im gonna beat both of u

[bronze field]

The Diamond Heist is the most fun so far Imho

[signal whale]

no sir

[signal whale]

on god it is

[bronze field]

Also way less likely to have randoms fumble it

Maybe that's why XD

[harsh mesa]

It is

[versed sail]

Yeah true. Come scoop

[harsh mesa]

Idk what kinda randoms i get in my casino but yeah

[signal whale]

FUCKKK

[bronze field]

my alltime favorite one is Piloting for the Prison Break. I get to sit in my plane for 4 minutes while everyone else is being shot at

[versed sail]

Gotchu next don’t worry

[signal whale]

demolition even better. pilot tails the jet and you just sit there

[harsh mesa]

Just chase down the lazer and ur good

[signal whale]

alr ill be waiting

[bronze field]

Unless demo keeps blowing up the jets

[signal whale]

thats why you threaten the demolition with a good time

[harsh mesa]

Im having second thoughts about it

[harsh mesa]

Is it really a threat?

[signal whale]

not at all

[harsh mesa]

[bronze field]

Trying to find players in rdr isn't nearly as ass. Whenever someone tries to play like GTA they get shot with 16 explosive rounds to the chest in 2 seconds

[signal whale]

gotta threaten him with a good old fashioned (bad words) with a twist

[harsh mesa]

Does it work everytime

[harsh mesa]

Lore accurate gta

[signal whale]

depends on who you play with.

i have a buddy who will accept anything and i mean anything

[bronze field]

One of the families Arthur saves has a business in modern day GTA

[versed sail]

🙄

[signal whale]

shit how about me

[harsh mesa]

I sometimes play with an austrian painter

[signal whale]

now that is a bit of a stretch. but i do think it will be ok

[harsh mesa]

U wanna give it a shot?

[bronze field]

Trying to play with randoms for Cayo Perico is impossible

[versed sail]

Absolutely

[bronze field]

4 attempts now to get in a session

[harsh mesa]

Damn.. One of cayo's storages also have a pic from rdr

[bronze field]

which one?

[signal whale]

yeah sure whats the worst that can happen? definitely not a german invasion of poland right?

[harsh mesa]

Idk the name but where the juggernaut passes from at the start of the heist

[versed sail]

Rdr is fire. I don’t go past chapter 3 though cuz you know cough cough

[harsh mesa]

When u pick gold there will be a pic right infront of u

[harsh mesa]

Ofc man u gotta try it out

[signal whale]

why

[versed sail]

TB

[signal whale]

and if it happens, eh its fine right they can thug it out

[harsh mesa]

Oopsies

[signal whale]

they should be fine lets give it a go

[bronze field]

I'm glad they didn't make him a one dimensional tough guy like the trailer. Early footage of Arthur was a lot different than the final game

[rich sluice]

It’s so stupid when you join a new session and they take your ceo status away

[versed sail]

Yeah true. Tough not to feel some type of way when he meets his end. But I mean live by the gun die by the gun, and he definitely did

[harsh mesa]

I wanna try console gtao but it sounds ass from people who already play it

[signal whale]

caddydaddy99, groundpound69, poundground69, gamergoon29

we are an unstoppable force on god

[harsh mesa]

Yessir

[bronze field]

They just fumbled Cayo Perico so our teammate and I suicided to restart from the checkpoint and they're still going

[harsh mesa]

Thats why u always run duo unless too much gold

[signal whale]

you can never have too much gold

[harsh mesa]

My modded cayo had 8 gold

[bronze field]

I told them in the beginning we should pick up the gold and they're just looting everything else

[signal whale]

shit hmu with some modded heists when i download gta on my pc

[harsh mesa]

Only can do on legacy.. Not risking my account again on enhanced

[signal whale]

fuck

[harsh mesa]

Also its insta finish so u dont even get to the gold

[worn ermine]

gta has become so boring

[signal whale]

💔

[harsh mesa]

Get clapped by a griefer on purpose then clap him back and say 20-1

[worn ermine]

yeah that’s always interesting tbh 🤣

[harsh mesa]

Dont forget to say uninstall too

Then orb them to show financial dominance

[worn ermine]

Purposely msg him through playstation chat make him rage report him get him suspended 🤣🤣

[signal whale]

i once did this, guy asked if it was worth it

[harsh mesa]

10/10 ragebait every tryhard is sure to fall for

[lost fulcrum]

hii

[harsh mesa]

Hey

[worn ermine]

hurts the ego for them

[lost fulcrum]

whats up

[harsh mesa]

[harsh mesa]

W profile banner bro

[lost fulcrum]

my beloved pavel

[harsh mesa]

Enhanced*

[harsh mesa]

Yessir

[harsh mesa]

It sure was

[signal whale]

it was

[harsh mesa]

here only for u, one mk2 chasing u

[pliant spindle]

Enchanted

[harsh mesa]

Wtf how am i still lvl 45

How many cayos have u done roughly

Master cayo, then replay glitch it

The key to getting rich

Just do the glitch everytime then

Ahk for pc

Look up tut on yt

[versed sail]

For real 🫡

[harsh mesa]

Thats why look up for tutorials on yt..

[steep river]

People still try so hard to win

[fresh magnet]

@dapper mountain, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[formal trench]

Is it true the cutting torch can open the doors for secondary targets??? Have I been wasting my time getting the bolt cutters

[terse pine]

don’t you have to do thr bolt cutters setup?

not setup but scope

[formal trench]

It's optional but I just assumed

Like I've been running to pick them up every time even in most inconvenient places smh

[terse pine]

it’s ok diva you clocked the evil bolt cutters

[steep river]

All tryhards have the same outfit and face creation

[steep river]

I do casino

[rich sluice]

What’s a tryhard fit look like

[harsh mesa]

Yeah its true

[harsh mesa]

A quad lens helmet, some invisible body parts, joggers, random ahh accessories, anything but a normal human

[pliant spindle]

Dark as much as possible

[pliant spindle]

Still dont know why they need jogger for

[golden bloom]

New gen tryhards wearr skinny jeans, black skate shoes, colored bulletproof helmets, and usually have logos floating on their bodies

[flint monolith]

Hi

[rich sluice]

I got an all black military outfit on quad lens too 😂😂😭

[sour zenith]

Yes

[pliant spindle]

Some dye face too

[steep river]

Face paint black or dark outfit bulletproof helmet or thermals

[pliant spindle]

Hello

[rich sluice]

Turns out I got a tryhard fit ☹️

[pliant spindle]

Totally normal day in gta

So yea, its fine to wear anything you like

[sharp dome]

[pliant spindle]

[keen hearth]

lowk be kinda tuff tho

[sharp dome]

How to wear dumb clothes like you

[pliant spindle]

Stahp bulli! You expert ezplosive in dcmm

[sharp dome]

I wanna do dcmm though

Bt I don't have that much of a time

[pliant spindle]

With RPG only you talking

[sharp dome]

Meh idk maybe

[pliant spindle]

I mean we can do 1 day per act

Watch u got rapid fire by npc is a happy day in my life

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

Learn to sit in a vehicle first

[pliant spindle]

Feckkuuu!!!!

[woven plank]

[versed sail]

Getting a dance from Juliet rn 💯

[rich sluice]

🤨🤨🤨

[versed sail]

💯

[pliant spindle]

Let him.have good time man

[sharp dome]

I was thinking of hoping onto the game bt after reading this nvm

[harsh mesa]

Joggers go well with some 'human' fits

[keen hearth]

underwear and thermal helmet

[rich sluice]

Propaganda 😠

[weak nexus]

WSG CHAT

[keen hearth]

hello

[tired jolt]

I got 5/6 signal jammers in the suto shop mission... does that help a lot?

[golden bloom]

I forgot about the ones who wear robes, headscarves, and sandals w socks

[rich sluice]

Tbf if you are a man and you wearing sandals, you gotta have socks

[weak nexus]

i have my dogs out

[pliant kestrel]

God forbid a player wants to wear uglies and sandals with socks

[rich sluice]

If you aren’t going to send me a picture then I do not care

[weak nexus]

^ airball

[loud trout]

Anyone know why me and my friend’s Doomsday Loyalty and CMM 3 is gonna reset when we’ve played each setup and prep together? Act 1 btw

[woven plank]

That is a certified Rockstar classic. The Doomsday CMM and Loyalty challenges are notorious for resetting even if you do everything right. It's usually not you—it's the game's terrible tracking between Freemode Preps and Instanced Setups.

[steep river]

When noobs go into the strip club I shoot it up and light it on fire

[loud trout]

Is there a workaround?

[signal whale]

whats going on

[signal whale]

caddydaddy99 i thought you were better than this

[woven plank]

Next time, make sure you:

​Invite-Only Only: Start an Invite-Only session and invite your crew to the lobby.
​The "Room" Rule: Everyone must be physically standing in the Facility.
​Preps Before Setups: Finish every single Freemode Prep for the Act first. Once they are all done, start the Setups. Mixing the two modes mid-Act confuses the "Loyalty" logic.

[sudden spire]

Can anyone help me with some money just starting out on pc

[still solstice]

Nope!

[versed sail]

Dogs gotta eat

[rich sluice]

Pc 🤢🤢

[signal whale]

on god though

[woven plank]

We can play later if you wanna dm your SCN.

[still solstice]

I too despise things I can’t afford

[sudden spire]

Maxed out on console so I thought I’d get pc enhanced

[rich sluice]

I’ll mug you for your pc

[still solstice]

Holy smokes

[rich sluice]

In gta of course

[still solstice]

Woah

[loud trout]

Do you invite to MC/SecuroServ once everyone is in facility?

[rich sluice]

😀😀😀😀

[sudden spire]

Are you on enhanced

[still solstice]

Golly

[cinder tendon]

Can you only do 3 salvage yard missions per week

[thorny bear]

If i do knoway heist with one more person does it split the 500k into 250k for me and my homie or do we both get 500

[signal whale]

is it true

[woven plank]

Invite to lobby before MC/CEO.

[signal whale]

host gets 525k, you get a lot less

[cinder tendon]

Yes

[signal whale]

shit

[woven plank]

No.

[cinder tendon]

That my toes are grippy or what

[thorny bear]

So hosts payout doesnt change?

[signal whale]

yeah

[cinder tendon]

Oh wait I don’t know if you can only do 3

[rich sluice]

Toes???? 😳😳😳

[signal whale]

no

[cinder tendon]

Yes toe grippy hands sticky

[signal whale]

@thorny bear 625k for elite challenge btw

[signal whale]

this is insane btw

[cinder tendon]

Sans undertale

[stone grail]

Anyone can help me to get Money please dm me

[signal whale]

didnt even notice the typo

[thorny bear]

Under 15 mins or 10 mins?

[signal whale]

10 i believe

[cinder tendon]

Get money by robbing stores best way to make money

[stone grail]

@signal whale can u help me

[signal whale]

im on ps5

[cinder tendon]

It’s a niche method

[signal whale]

no tf its not

you need franklin to show up to defend his home

[stone grail]

I know haha😂

[cinder tendon]

No but Franklin is stuck underwater

[deft jasper]

Any really easy ways to make loads of money

[signal whale]

fuck he cant defend his home

[signal whale]

by giving me loads of money 🔥

[cinder tendon]

No if Franklin shows up to defend his home you make 50k per robbery and thy take 3 minutes

No cooldown also

[stone grail]

What ist The best efficient mehtoth to get Money but Not Cayo perico

[cinder tendon]

Huh

[thin wolf]

yes

[cinder tendon]

I agree with the statement

[deft jasper]

He meant method to make money

[signal whale]

fuckk

[thin wolf]

mf edited the ONE thing we understood

[dapper iron]

Business

[cinder tendon]

Agency dr Dre contract

[stone grail]

Yes but Not cayo perico

[unique shuttle]

Takes some time

[cinder tendon]

Cayo does to

[signal whale]

you need to get the solar system and have franklin show up to defend his home. takes 1 minute and you get 5m every time

[toxic summit]

Anyone on xbox one want to just drive and cruise around?

[dapper iron]

Literally everything take time in GTAO

[deft jasper]

What the f u yappin bout

[cinder tendon]

But you have to watch out for cougars because they aren’t in missions

[thin wolf]

does this even count as lfg atp

[unique shuttle]

A big problem

[signal whale]

shit you got a point

[signal whale]

im speaking the truth

[signal whale]

what do you want then if you dont wanna spend time doing it 💔

[deft jasper]

Ur chatting shit

[cinder tendon]

Which is why we need to stop time by defending our home

[deft jasper]

No offense

[signal whale]

EXACTLYYYY

[thin wolf]

remember guys, michael is in witness protection

[rich sluice]

This brother speaking nonsense

[signal whale]

u just dont know ball

[cinder tendon]

Davey how you doing

[signal whale]

or was he

[deft jasper]

I do and its sum shit ball mate

[unique shuttle]

A good mission that saves time

[thin wolf]

distant blimp explosion

[signal whale]

blimp strat>>>

[rich sluice]

Sick reference bro

[signal whale]

these guys know ball

[cinder tendon]

Nah the plane strat

[signal whale]

did you know if you take the maze bank tower...

[cinder tendon]

Simmilar to blimp strat but harder

[signal whale]

franklin will eventually show up to defend his home

[formal trench]

Can the MOC cab be used to haul the longfin in cayo setup or do you have to buy phantom separately for that

[cinder tendon]

Did you know in Cayo perico island there is a jet that looks like the batwing

[unique shuttle]

Wtf u talking about

[rich sluice]

A silent bomber?

[cinder tendon]

Mmm toes

[signal whale]

fr? is it the stealth bomber

[signal whale]

lock tf in bro

[cinder tendon]

Feet🤤🤤

[signal whale]

reminds me of a post i saw dm me rq

[sour zenith]

Should be able to yeah.

[rich sluice]

Beautiful women and their feet are the reason I’ll never give up on life

[signal whale]

bro come on 💔

what about groundpound69

[hoary canopy]

Can someone make me spown bags of money and vehicles?

[signal whale]

cant do ts on ps5 king

[sour zenith]

If you do a heist the money actually just deposits directly into your account instead of having someone drop it for you

Been working for me since 2015

[signal whale]

encouraging actual gameplay i see you

[signal whale]

and if you resupply businesses until the product is full and sell them the money goes straight into your account! 🙂‍↕️

[rich sluice]

You mean you want me to actually work for my money??

[hoary canopy]

It's possible I fell into several modder sessions

[sour zenith]

Grind your soul away

[signal whale]

i CANNOT stand the idea of working!

-groundpound69

[rich sluice]

W*rk 🤢🤢🤢

[sour zenith]

Working is for those stuck in the matrix

[signal whale]

thank you for censoring that

sincerely groundpound69

[sour zenith]

I slaved away endlessly to purchase materialistic and superficial items such as a Bugatti therefore I escaped the Matrix

I am no longer shackled by the system

[signal whale]

do you by chance have an andrew tate gta character

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[sour zenith]

No but I will make one

[signal whale]

oh good lord

[sour zenith]

My Instagram feed from like 2021-2022 was pretty much all just “Andrew Tate in GTA Online” and I wanted to blow my brains out

[signal whale]

for a while my instagram feed was a bunch of indian content

[rich sluice]

The amount of glitches I have witnessed in gta online has made me severely depressed

[thorny bear]

Another question does it split payout for cbfr too if u run it with a duo?

[signal whale]

wtf is cbfr ive never seen that abbreviation

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[thorny bear]

Cluckin bell

[rich sluice]

Why tf does my PlayStation keep disconnecting from the WiFi randomly mid mission

[sour zenith]

No the helper only gets 50K while the host gets the full 500K

[rich sluice]

Is this the result of government interference??

[signal whale]

host gets 500k, whoever you bring gets 50k

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