gta-online

[pliant spindle]

Slow your horse down, nothing to rush

[vernal thicket]

Cuz ppl say you go to the maze foreclosure to purchase properties and shit

[keen tartan]

Combat shotgun any good?

[mighty isle]

fun but not ideal

[pliant spindle]

Very

Decent

[vernal thicket]

Paleto forest bunker good?

[pliant spindle]

Farmhouse bunker

[keen tartan]

🤣

[vernal thicket]

I dont have enough money

[pliant spindle]

You only have 22 minutes and you wanna delivery 3 vehicles into city??

[vernal thicket]

Its like the only free one

[pliant spindle]

Then start working to get money first

Do Cluckin Bell and Knoway out to get some cash from it

[merry prism]

I just got the farmhouse bunker its so op

[vernal thicket]

So uhh,

I got acid lab and the mc clubhouse for the passive income so far

[pliant spindle]

You wanna get money or not...

[vernal thicket]

Yeah

[pliant spindle]

Then start do a job!

[haughty dove]

For MC clubhouse you need the businesses

[vernal thicket]

Idk which other properties i should buy first, aside from maybe a nightclub, auto shop (i like cars), and a good bunker

[vernal thicket]

Yeah, im finishing last dose first

[pliant spindle]

Now do Vincent mission with icon V on the map

You can get bonus cash for first time

[vernal thicket]

Is the counterfeit money business enough

[pliant spindle]

You gonna need: meth, coke as well

[haughty dove]

It's ok especially with car wash ownership boost

[vernal thicket]

Oh i see

[haughty dove]

It's all the stuff your parents warned you about

Don't worry about nightclub until you get more MC businesses up and running

[pliant spindle]

Mhm

[fierce flower]

there was a cat that really had gone

[sour galleon]

rasputin lover of the somalian queen

[merry prism]

Is there a way to get single vehicle sale missions for mc

[normal bison]

Hello

[merry prism]

Sup

[fierce flower]

GUESS WHO GOT A GIRLLLLL

[normal bison]

How are u y'all

[haughty dove]

Less stock

[sour galleon]

you got a girlfriend?

[merry prism]

I want full stock sales

[fierce flower]

YESSSSSSS

[merry prism]

Getting some sick f1s rn

[pliant kestrel]

anyone can if you go to the vanilla unicorn

[haughty dove]

Is her name Angel

[sour galleon]

good work son

[fierce flower]

good one but NO

[fierce flower]

nod

[normal bison]

Good, enjoy

[frank cairn]

yawns

i’m ’ back guys!!

[haughty dove]

Then get some help because it will be multiple vehicles

[frank cairn]

where’s that cat person i was talking to

[halcyon bane]

She a spy sent to gather information on you. Be careful twin 🤣🤣🤣

[dapper iron]

Just change session that usually work fine for me.

[fierce flower]

THE BEST PART IS SHE HATES THAT ISSI SHI

[stone briar]

is it worth buying arcade machines to increase passive income? i already have NC and carwash

[frank cairn]

i got banned lol

[fierce flower]

woah thats a fatass dog

[frank cairn]

hey guys it’s me i’m back

[thin wolf]

riggwd

[thin wolf]

hi back we missed you

[frank cairn]

dw dw kings here

W modmail actually fixing the issue

[fierce flower]

[thin wolf]

if u just buy one u can put it in every slot, its worth it imo you'll make ur money back relatively soon and then it'll be some extra passive/emergency money

[stone briar]

wym one in every slot?

[frank cairn]

guess who don’t got a girl 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[stone briar]

🤔

[thin wolf]

u can put the same arcade machine everywhere in ur arcade

[thin wolf]

not you

[stone briar]

and buy it once?

[frank cairn]

not anymore!

[thin wolf]

yes

[stone briar]

ig

[thin wolf]

she didnt deserve u twin

[frank cairn]

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

it’s canon event anyways

[thin wolf]

average male coping mechanism

[halcyon bane]

Ts just character building twin

[frank cairn]

almost
no one stays with their first

it’s canon trust

[thin wolf]

valid point

[frank cairn]

heh

[thin wolf]

ofc the chat dies as soon as i started talking

[ivory bridge]

Chat are Lowrider missions worth going through at least once

[frank cairn]

as WE started talking

[thin wolf]

idk i never have tbh

[ivory bridge]

I think I completed the first one in 2020

[pliant kestrel]

[thin wolf]

[ivory bridge]

I have a 2nd one at the del pierro pier

[frank cairn]

relive 2020-2025 or die

[dry egret]

i have 4 million dollars acid lab nightclub and agency and cayo what should i do next

[frank cairn]

every single buisness in the game

[thin wolf]

chat, have u ever sold something u bought with money, and if so why and how much

[frank cairn]

i never sold nth

[pliant kestrel]

Relive 100%
Would probably be a billionaire by the time I finish the relive of the time

[thin wolf]

I've sold a few cars when i was broke and not in the mood to do heists 😭🙏

[pliant kestrel]

I sold a special cargo crate once, I bought it for a small amount but sold it in a public lobby and got HDB on it

[thin wolf]

[pliant kestrel]

Yea, hate me for trying to keep it on topic 💔

[frank cairn]

only time i’ve sold a car i bout it back like 2 weeks later

[thin wolf]

only car i dont plan on rebuying is the deluxo tbh

[terse agate]

[pliant kestrel]

Selling a car really doesn't have much use once you figure out just how much money you can make in such a short time

Plus ontop of that sell restrictions exist, and you only get ~60% (or lower) value of the currently being sold vehicle

[dapper iron]

Last time I sold something it was in 2019 it was a Menacer and I bought it again 3 days later lol.

[terse agate]

Red rei

[pliant kestrel]

Theres many colors, because I got bored but it fits valentines

[frank cairn]

yea i made 120 mil in like a total of 1 hour

[thin wolf]

mf WHAT

[bleak pawn]

Did i accidentally end up in a bad sport lobby? They blow me up and then just fly away even when i wasn’t even doing anything

[pliant kestrel]

I remember when I did that within 5 minutes

[thin wolf]

fuck do they feed yall

[frank cairn]

i never bought that got it off casino wheel and sold it bcs i didn’t fw it anymore and had no garage space

[haughty dove]

Lol this is normal experience in online

[frank cairn]

top ten mistakes

[bleak pawn]

I do not understand them does it make them feel good does their little thing go up is it a power kink?

[frank cairn]

now this is insane

[haughty dove]

Yes

[thin wolf]

selling a free car is wild, i sold mine cuz i was broke and i used it a total of like 30 minutes since i got it

[frank cairn]

just vigilante max

that’s my fav car nowadays i just ram into people till they get mad and start killing me

[dapper iron]

You're having Valentine in Neu Berlin?

[flint forge]

Is there any change in guard layout out cayo perico. A body is being detected while I am doing it in solo stealth

[pliant kestrel]

Not that crazy... realistically speaking if you did the act 3 glitch... made roughly 2246666 every minute, if you ran a heist every 3 minutes that is, you'd have made over ~60m in just an hour

Act 3 with the bug can be completed in under 2 minutes, so if you ran at a constant rate of 1 heist every 1.5 minutes... You'd end up with A little over 120m

[pliant kestrel]

You likely took the main target and got detected correct?
Or killed a guard in a patrol route to whom you didn't eliminate

But a 2nd wave of gaurds spawn in once you take the main target, which is likely how you got caught I imagine

[mild bobcat]

u da real glitch

[thin wolf]

wait what glitch

[pliant kestrel]

I don't do glitches, just know about them, I have no need to do them personally, played the game out and have plenty of money

[pliant kestrel]

The act 3 glitch, you can complete the finale in under 2 minutes using a glitch, which gives all players a 100% cut for 3,370,000 dollars each run

[mild bobcat]

u da real money

[thin wolf]

specific platform or?

[pliant kestrel]

nope, its on all including pc

Though you need people for it no matter where you play it, gotta learn the steps for it as well.

[thin wolf]

well either its patched or bannable cuz why hsve i never seen about talk about ts

[mighty isle]

is this with a menu or legit

[pliant kestrel]

Its not patched, they got a work around for it

but a little bit of info, that patch that was given to people a few days ago, that was for the act 3 patch, it was worked around shortly after that update

[pliant kestrel]

Its not legit but it doesn't need a menu.

[livid folio]

No it’s because people here think talking about glitches is bannable. It’s not afaik as long as you don’t talk about how to do them. Probably not patched either though

[mighty isle]

i dont need the procedure myself just wanna keep myself aware of whats possible or not

[thin wolf]

mind telling me how if yk?

[real halo]

How to do cayo perico hard mode solo

[autumn drift]

anyone got a crew i can join that has active crew lobbies?

[thin wolf]

same way u do normal mode solo

jokes aside just watch a guide

[real halo]

I guess

[pliant kestrel]

This servers crew is the only one we can talk about joining here, but its quite active, weekly sell sessions, 2 of them a week on the same day, 12 hours apart

[halcyon bane]

Go on Reddit look for r/gtaglitches there should be a post on there :)

[thin wolf]

alr thanks

[sonic hazel]

Do you want to does a street race to win the free car ?

[pliant kestrel]

Try asking in #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg / #pc-e｜other-lfg

This is not the channel (nor category outside of mk2 and crew) to look for people to play with and can result in a warning / mute if you aren't careful

[shy karma]

W

[vernal thicket]

Finally done with lasg dose, bunkadonk

[autumn drift]

honestly i just want a lobby where i don't get blown up immediatly

[pliant kestrel]

Where was anyone threatened @ruby swan?

I did have enough time to read that out fully but thats why Im telling people the correct place to look instead of them ending up with the resulting informed things mentioned after the message

[pliant kestrel]

we do crew sell sessions on fridays (typically for Pacific standard time) at 10am and 10pm (for me in PST), 12 hours apart and once a week, its nice if you want the high demand bonus and have people to work with on sales

You can ask for people inside #pc-e｜lfg-info if you wanted, nobody is allowed to ask for stuff IRL if thats what you mean but sometimes people may want some kind of repayment in-game, depends on the person you are asking for help from

[sharp dome]

All I see is wallie here

[pliant kestrel]

lots of people being orbed tonight, or this morning

[ruby swan]

so which channel is the general chat without being warned by mods for typing ?

[sharp dome]

Its Tuesday

[sharp dome]

#community

[ruby swan]

thanks

[sharp dome]

That channel is for non gta purpose

[ruby swan]

well im still going to type about gta stuff, it just seems everything is not correct in here

[sharp dome]

Well u can type gta stuff here

[ruby swan]

oh really ?..

[sharp dome]

If you looking for someone to play then u should go to lfg channels

[pliant kestrel]

Have you properly read the rules and channel descriptions?

everythings pretty laid out for anyone new coming into the server

[sudden harbor]

How do you change entrance point and stuff like that in diamond casino heist if i try it just goes back to main door

[latent dragon]

yo how can i grind quickly to buy that 11.5m mansion?

right now i have 4.5m

[ruby swan]

read the rules first before asking questions

[sharp dome]

Ehhh spam cayo ?

[sharp dome]

On the white board when you start a new heist. Once selected it cannot be changed

[sudden harbor]

can the issue be that i didnt scope all entrences at the start? I scoped most later on

[latent dragon]

else?

like the dr dre missions type

i guess it was a milli each

[pliant kestrel]

If you do the weekly challenge you get ~300k, plus whatever else you earn from the weekly bonuses

[sharp dome]

When the heist start just go to that entrance

[sharp dome]

Btw which entrance u scoped?

[sudden harbor]

main door and staff lobby at start later on everything

[sharp dome]

Whats the approach?!

[latent dragon]

did it already

[sudden harbor]

aggressiv

[sharp dome]

If its aggressive then you have to go through a tunnel

Directly into the basement floor

Did you scoped that?

[sudden harbor]

yea but on the board if i try and change anything it just goes right back to what was there before

[sudden harbor]

pretty sure

[sharp dome]

So have you got the charges to blow the wall?!

[sudden harbor]

the sewer wall?

[sharp dome]

Yeh

[sudden harbor]

yes i have ive got everything and some extras

[sharp dome]

Then I'm pretty sure u just start the heist and go directly into the sewers near the door

[pliant spindle]

[sharp dome]

[sudden harbor]

ill try

[sharp dome]

[pliant spindle]

[sharp dome]

[sudden harbor]

[pliant spindle]

[pliant kestrel]

stop spamming emojis

[sharp dome]

So elite missions huh

[sharp dome]

[sudden harbor]

@sharp dome thanks for the help this is my first diamond casino heist thats why

i asked so many questions

[sharp dome]

All good

[pliant spindle]

Need: prison (hard), humane (super easy), series (medium), pacific (hard)

[sharp dome]

Good luck u gonna need it

[pliant spindle]

[stable locust]

should i invite another person to cayo perico? since i got the diamond and theres only 1 gold

[charred pulsar]

Idk

[jagged sedge]

Prison is easy, rest is fairly accurate

[pliant spindle]

Nah, hardest is find a good team to make it easy

[jagged sedge]

Vigilante + bati in prison = profit

Though my elite challenge was done without a bati

[pliant kestrel]

Finding a good team is the hard part, the heist itself is easy (on paper that is)

[stable locust]

does replay glitch work in pc?

[pliant spindle]

I didn't use those vehicle cuz it require escape prison fast

[charred pulsar]

Yes

[pliant spindle]

I cleared the prison BEFORE pilot arrive

[pliant kestrel]

Yes, and it works solo meaning you don't need to do b2b or with another person (unless you are doing a 2player min heist / activity)

[compact iris]

how much time to wait after nowayout mission for hte attack on mansion?

[jagged sedge]

Well yeah the point is that you get those vehicles inside the prison so that you can clear the extraction time limit easily

[pliant kestrel]

I don't blame you, why did they put the plane so far away

Though I typically arrive before the prison team even gets to the bus somehow

[real halo]

Guys do yall recommend coke lockup I'm a beginner with 7.5m

[muted terrace]

WALL YOU RESIGNED???

[jagged sedge]

Probably got into 20 accidents on the way to it

[muted terrace]

THE WALL HAS BEEN DESTROYED 🧱

[jagged sedge]

Wut

[pliant kestrel]

Buy a nightclub

If you already have a nightclub
Get a bunker and hangar

If you already have a nightclub, a bunker, and a hangar
Get cocaine -> Meth -> Cash

Hook all of it to the NC warehousing as well

[pliant kestrel]

I disagree, all walls can be rebuilt but I haven't resigned

[muted terrace]

Oh vacation or SMTH?

[pliant spindle]

Is any entrance that can get in vehicle quicker? I have to knock the fence down to make a boost

[pliant kestrel]

Uh no, Im unsure of what you are talking about

[brazen creek]

Some one can help me to get trade price on deluxo

[rigid pine]

• walls cant be destroyed in GTA
  Ignore agressive casino

[muted terrace]

You were a mod before

Now you are not one.

Or am I trippin balls

[rich sluice]

you are in fact tripping balls

[pliant kestrel]

I never said they can't be destroyed, but they can infact be rebuilt

[jagged sedge]

You make a loopdy loop around the prison to find an opening on the west side for you to get inside

[pliant kestrel]

probably this but considering the little gaps in moderation lately, I don't see it being not possible

[pliant spindle]

[stable locust]

is replay glitch patched yet?

[muted terrace]

Gta V NPCs are all clones and players aswell

[pliant kestrel]

Replay glitch is not patchable.

[mighty isle]

never!!

[pliant spindle]

Actually not bad idea

[muted terrace]

Gta V is a big ass matrix simulation designed specifically for the player to assess their mental state and we unfortunately are considered manically insane therefore the simulation continues and to not release us abomination into the real world

[real halo]

I have a nightclub but I'm employed and I dont want to waste my time getting products

[pliant kestrel]

They aren't quite clones, its just we are stuck in a giant (Oval{?}) snowglobe, in a simulation none of which that is real, we can't escape either because our "heaven" literally denied us on our first death and we basically live it out in a purgatory

[mild bobcat]

u da real snowglobe

[pliant kestrel]

You get money sourced passively for simply being online having all of those connected to the nightclub, its the most profitable, 100% afk business in the game

100%, if you don't include selling that is cough

[muted terrace]

Just go afk

And boom you get passive income

[pliant kestrel]

Poor console players have to have a blood sacrifice on their controller just to go afk 💔

[jagged sedge]

Aggressive income when

[muted terrace]

Facts

[muted terrace]

Robbing banks and casinos ain't considered aggressive enough?

[vocal marsh]

They have a controller with maximum stick drift to pull out just for that

[mighty isle]

my keyboard did the sacrifice too

[sharp dome]

[mighty isle]

i left my old nokia phone on the keyboard

[muted terrace]

And that's a good idea aswell I'd imagine a good system in which the more kills a player has against other players he gets agressive income

[real halo]

Idk that takes so much time and I'm empolyed

[muted terrace]

That way a bounty system can be actually useful

[pliant kestrel]

Not really even suffering though

At some point I'd just lay my phone against my monitor and put it diagonally so it touched the key for D or A, worked, but I switched to processes like tiny task which can just record and infinite comination of keys and replay it for however long you want

[dapper iron]

I'll put a 5 Million bounty if that really the case lol

[mighty isle]

true its not as worse as controller

[muted terrace]

Ong nowadays if you tryhard they just kick yo ass off the server like what

[mighty isle]

still my keyboard is somewhat cooked rn

[jagged sedge]

When we gonna have NPCs rob them for us

[muted terrace]

A good system to get rid of hackers and a bad system to get rid of try hards

[pliant kestrel]

Very unfortunately this game requires you do to do a lot of work, buy a kosatka + sparrow for quick money, takes an hour to setup and another like 5 - 10 minutes to do the heist itself, or get an agency for the VIP contract, 1m every 60 minutes basically.

[muted terrace]

They'll fuck it up 10x worse

[dapper iron]

I rarely get kicked from public tho lol only if I fought tryhard with their lads and they'll eventually lose and kicked me xD

[slow flame]

Sadly you have to play the game to earn money on the game

[halcyon bane]

Frrrr this would make bounty’s actually worth doing lol

[pliant kestrel]

Autoshop npc's when I give them a 1 in 500 chance to finally deliver a car for me:

Hey boss, we lost that car for the customer... won't happen again!

[dapper iron]

Isn't theres a Mugger already? The concept can be used to have upgraded NPC with some various skill lol that would be intresting

[dapper iron]

Ikr the 9k is just not worth it lmao

[halcyon bane]

Exactly only time I use them is to get people out from ghosting me

[jagged sedge]

What? Is that actually possible?

[dapper iron]

Wait you can lose the car your staff deliver ? 🗿

[pliant spindle]

Give issi to man, he drive safe
Give super sport car to woman, she crashed

[dapper iron]

Lmao

[ruby swan]

i was bugged in a mission, i evaded the police and then the stars came back without any police vision and wouldnt go away

[pliant kestrel]

I've only had it happen once, most of the time they deliver the car damaged :(

[jagged sedge]

[vocal marsh]

They drive worse then merryweather

[jagged sedge]

So how much did you have to pay

[dapper iron]

Those 2 staff got skill issue

[real halo]

Alright thanks

[pliant kestrel]

give a car to a person and they either drive safely or crash, gender plays no part, experience does

[pliant spindle]

Least they not blow up the car

[tender spear]

How do I get alot of money?

[pliant kestrel]

Playing the game for a long time
Investing in businesses is probably the smarter long term move, heist give lots of quick money so they can kick start the passive money from businesses that need upgrades

[tender spear]

I dunno how to do heists

Like idk which one to do I havent played for so long, I have alot of things tho

[pliant kestrel]

They are fairly easy to learn how to do so thats not a problem
Cayo is good, fast, pays well, and can be done solo

[tender spear]

I got agency, nightclub, action house and much more

[tender spear]

Well I sadly dont know how to do cayo

[stable locust]

is replay glitch bannable?

[stone briar]

dont think so

[pliant kestrel]

Replay is not bannable

[slow flame]

There's lots of good YT guides out there, if you've never done it before the game does a solid job of explaining it the first time around

[compact iris]

man 1mil from nowayout n home sweet home is jst so nice

[tender spear]

okay

[pliant spindle]

Screenshot the van in pacific
I took 3 screenshots by myself

[sharp dome]

Been dumb is hard

[pliant kestrel]

I know the spawn locations by heart, I simply drive up to the vans and photo them all in a single path, save the one near the garment factory for last so it can be driven up right as its at the main intersection

[pliant spindle]

I took driver out without kill him

So yea, it was easy van for me

It was safety way

[green sleet]

Are you actually playing on the 360 or this is somevencord plugin

[ruby swan]

🐖

[quaint acorn]

i only did 5 shipments for sns am i cooked

my buzzard fucking exploded

[real halo]

Which car should I buy, a car that is useful in every situation

Got 7.5m rn

[pliant kestrel]

I just picked up my old 360 that had some stuff done to it a day or two ago but couldn't get it running but Im playing it, my 4 disc wolfenstein set

[hushed bane]

Yo guys what's the nicest chop shop location?

[plucky tree]

what do you want freemode racing armor ?

[green sleet]

Because the frames are too low vro

[pliant kestrel]

Strawberry most likely, its most practical in terms of locations

[hushed bane]

Not la puerta cus the Sparrow is likely to blow up under freeway

[hushed bane]

Is it near car wash right?

[pliant kestrel]

yea including sparrow, I've landed tons of helicopters in front of the game, tight squeeze though

[real halo]

Anything I just want a well rounded car

Idk much about cars tbh

[hushed bane]

Shit, 2,5 millions for just 3 heists?Screw you Yusuf

[gaunt dove]

literally across the road

i have a chop shop thats across the road from the car wash

[hushed bane]

Nice

[gaunt dove]

tbh dunno why people complain about chop shop

its relaxing to listen to rebel radio and drive

[hushed bane]

It's expensive bro

[pliant kestrel]

Def requires a "bit" of work to do stuff for it compared to other stuff

[gaunt dove]

thats a grinder mindset

[hushed bane]

Like 1 million heists but the property is 2,5

[slow flame]

I understand why some people don't like the tow missions but it's fun to me

[gaunt dove]

im here to enjoy the content

[slow flame]

Plus the robberies are good content

[gaunt dove]

Robberies are unique, at least

[plucky tree]

idk i like the dulexo it flies and has good rockets but expensive

[gaunt dove]

god forbid i touch the autoshop missions

[hushed bane]

Until when it sends you to Grapeseed/Sandy Shores

[gaunt dove]

C4:

[plucky tree]

what's wrong with autoshop

[real halo]

Is it good for missions?

[slow flame]

Yeah I just session hop/blow up truck if it's over 3 miles

[gaunt dove]

the missions are mid, while the service itself is okay

just the staff is useless for pay out

[plucky tree]

in freemode yeah depends on the mission tbh

[hushed bane]

Honestly?You can at least spam UD especially if you got GTA+ rn

[plucky tree]

i didn't buy auto shop staff i still need bail office staff thou

[ruby swan]

is it worth to get gta+

[gaunt dove]

*stares at you with the knowledge of never touching GTA+

[ruby swan]

they lowkey botched the free porsche car this month

[hushed bane]

I had to my man,couldn't get my OG GTAs back

[gaunt dove]

rockstar aint deserving my cash with their game model they running

[hushed bane]

say thanks to cockstar for lockin' classic games

[pliant kestrel]

stares at you with my

[slow flame]

540k for a 20 min UD contract is very nice but it sucks it's behind a paywall

[ruby swan]

once forza6 comes out with better car meets i can leave gtaonline forever

[gaunt dove]

im a struggling college student where the only light of my week is either the liquor shop or hell

gta+ is a death pit if i decide to spend on it

[hushed bane]

I remember years ago there was a week it was 900k which means all mini heists tripled

[keen tartan]

Yo guys does the AI boost the research in bunker too or just stock production

[hushed bane]

Now we barely got clients car x3

[plucky tree]

it boosts both

[keen tartan]

Ty

[pliant kestrel]

It works for both

Though probably better for production boosting unless you are buying out your research, may help speed up the process of getting it out of the way

[hushed bane]

Who tf thought liveries were a good idea anyway?

Would have liked more to just buy instead of unlocking

[ruby swan]

it captures the essence of car stuff but sometimes theyre horrible

[hushed bane]

It's bullshit to make us waste time

Thank god I unlocked mines for some vehicles quite early

now THAT is fun to do

[patent tusk]

[pliant kestrel]

It'd be too easy if they didn't include 90000 billion liveries as filler content in research

[harsh mesa]

Fym

[pliant kestrel]

Vehicle and weapon liveries inside research

[harsh mesa]

Oh okay those

I thought vehicle liveries in general

[pliant kestrel]

probably woulda helped if they replied to a message, think Im the only one who picked up on it

[white storm]

Hello everyone I just installed GTA Online any tips?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah..

[harsh mesa]

Do cluckin bell 4 times then get a kosatka and grind cayo

[white storm]

Okay thanks

[pliant kestrel]

Don't trust anyone

Do first and last dose series (R in sandy, to the left as there may be 2)
Run cluckin bell once

You'll have more than enough money from these to buy a kosatka for cayo perico, if not you can run cluckin bell one more time if you are short by 100-200 thousand, if not do your weekly challenge for pizza deliveries for another 300k bonus + whatever you get from deliveries themselves

[main rune]

Hello, Someone who would like to play gta online and chill on discord, I returned after 2 years and would love some friends, I'm on the enhanced version it seems

[fresh magnet]

@main rune, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg, #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l｜casino-lfg, #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l｜old-heist-lfg, #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l｜vehicles-lfg, #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l｜other-lfg, #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @pliant kestrel

[pliant kestrel]

You can use these

[main rune]

Thanks!

[gaunt dove]

step 1 of how to have fun in GTA online:

1. You don't

[harsh mesa]

1. Drift around
2. Fly around
3. Drive around with Spotify

[ivory bridge]

Uhh project overthrow is pretty fun

[pliant kestrel]

Fun???
Mods nuke this guy off the planet for conspiring to ruin the perfect society with the childish endeavors of their ambitions

[ivory bridge]

Operations terminal worth it lmao

[harsh mesa]

Yoo

[ivory bridge]

What’s good

Bro the fuck is mmi

[harsh mesa]

The company that hired me

[ivory bridge]

Bruh MMI cult

[pliant kestrel]

Mors Mutual Insurance, aka the company tied of in a legal case about insurance fraud or something, ion know

[patent tusk]

many many igloos

[ivory bridge]

BMX is dead bro we need a new vehicle worthy of the new cult

[patent tusk]

idk why igloos came to my mind first

[ivory bridge]

AVENGER IS A INSANE DOGFIGHTER BTW

AVENGER CULT @harsh mesa

[harsh mesa]

Nahhhh it just gets shit on

[pliant kestrel]

Really brings out my... inner ramming

[patent tusk]

it feels weird playing gta 5 after only playing gta 4 for a bit

[ivory bridge]

It can take like 26 homing missiles bro tf?

I think it beats a pretty good amount of jets. A good raiju pilot beats it though

[harsh mesa]

Noone uses missiles in a dogfight btw

[lavish slate]

peak

[ivory bridge]

Uhhh just me?

[harsh mesa]

Except 1-2 to confuse them

[ivory bridge]

I have trash aim soooo. Just me

I am not using explosive MG bro tf

Avenger doesn’t have explosive mg btw

[harsh mesa]

Thats literally how a good dogfight works

[ivory bridge]

And it’s my main dogfighter. So I use its missiles

[ivory bridge]

Sooo guess all my dogfights are ass

[harsh mesa]

It still gets shit on, a b11 can just turn behind it and spam explosive mg

[ivory bridge]

I use missiles and enjoy dogfights. They’re fun

[ivory bridge]

Yep it beats “some” jets

There’s a lot of aircraft in this game so competition is fair

[harsh mesa]

Pyro doesnt either and its a S tier jet for me

[ivory bridge]

Still we should make an avenger cult

No doubt. It’s a good property/vehicle

[ruby swan]

does watching the cctv in ur nightclub still work for not getting u kicked off of idle/online ?

[ivory bridge]

Project overthrow is worth it for a veteran trynna have fun. Lsa operations still pay decently

[harsh mesa]

Unless we're talking about an ac130

[ivory bridge]

Does the avenger beat the hydra

[candid torrent]

Oh

[stone briar]

what are the main businesses and properties that i should have before free roaming and buying random stuff?

[ivory bridge]

Might test that

[harsh mesa]

I only did it for raiju trade price back when I used to be broke

[ivory bridge]

Just buy the hydra for a one time use 😭

[harsh mesa]

Nah

[ivory bridge]

Cheeky 250K bonus at the end

[pliant kestrel]

Pretty sure the avenger beats everything if you simply chase them down, don't give them a chance to attack

[ivory bridge]

It’s not beating a raiju though 😭

[ivory bridge]

I still see anything that’s above 100K a good pay in gta online

[harsh mesa]

U can't really chase anything down in an avenger.. it has turning radius of a football ground

[ivory bridge]

I never left my broke mindset despite being rich asf

[pliant kestrel]

A bad pilot can be put into a good plane

That still makes it a good plane it just has a bad pilot in it

Same logic doesn't work the other way around though, Can have a good pilot in a bad plane, and the bad plane becomes a good one

[ivory bridge]

Right it’s about skill

Avenger dominates ground fights though that’s heavily agreed upon

[safe plank]

Avenger needs two players to utilise at least. But with just two players they can take control of the whole sky

[pliant kestrel]

the guy with an a railgun and oneshotting the sweet spot of the avenger

[ivory bridge]

Avenger is only good for dogfighting if used solo

[ivory bridge]

Avenger is a plane. Railgun has a range

[safe plank]

But mosquitoes sometimes still are able to take an avenger down unfortunately. ;-;

[ivory bridge]

I took down an oppresor MK2 while on autopilot

[safe plank]

I also did it once.

[ivory bridge]

Using the missiles in the hold

Yes the ones with no lock on. Badass I know

[pliant kestrel]

Railgun has an impressive range

Something you won't get with a homing launcher at least

And even if the avenger is a plane, only thing it probably can't out-run due to its sheer size is the chernobog homing, once its launched its basically just a hoping you can pull a dodge or go behind a building fast enough

[harsh mesa]

Turrents can't aim straight up, just nosedive from above the sky on top of it spamming missiles and explosive mg

[ivory bridge]

Guy lived since he’s a godmode user. That’s a different story though

[ivory bridge]

Yeah chernobog absolutely rapes the avenger and mostly every aircraft 😭

Idk how you can use the iron mule and the chernobog at the same time though. They’re both personal vehicles

[pliant kestrel]

Have someone else bring it out, that first sentence I had to double back on, wasn't expecting such a specific set of wording cough cough to be read for such a simple topic

[harsh mesa]

A raiju can outrun chernobog missiles

[ivory bridge]

I can’t read that sentence. Must’ve been the fist fight I lost yesterday

[ivory bridge]

IRL

But that’s an off topic story and that really pisses off the higher ups 😭

[pliant kestrel]

yea I lost a fight in gta once to an npc in a fist fight, they can throw some hands :d

[harsh mesa]

Shouldve used the american way

[mental nexus]

Pew pew

[ivory bridge]

It was a school fight did you expect me to bring a handgun 😭

[harsh mesa]

Lore accurate

[ivory bridge]

Yeah sure one guy pissed you off just pull out the good old 10 millimetre 😭

[pliant kestrel]

Most people rarely even reach those kinds of speeds though, specially if they are entering or in a dog fight / combat instance already

And if not at top speed, it can't out-manuver a barrage of top tier homing missiles locked dead onto them

[ivory bridge]

Chernobog is the best homing missiles in the game right?

They’re insanely accurate when I tried them in doomsday act 3

[pliant kestrel]

it makes the ruiner 2k look like someone missed a sniper shot on someone right infront of them

[harsh mesa]

Full throttle tight loops, not a single missile in the game no matter how accurate, can reach it

[ivory bridge]

I can’t get import and export vehicles yet

I’m level 170 without vehicle cargo 🤷‍♂️

I might get it. Honestly just for the import and export vehicles.

There’s no raids/annoying notifactions on vehicle cargo right?

[harsh mesa]

I tried to do the same in lazer and it went kaboom

[pliant kestrel]

running vehicle cargo is so fun, the only not fun thing is selling and the long timer it has for some reason

[flat gate]

They're not that accurate really, but the high speed kinda compensates for it - you can easily dodge them with most aircraft, including a lot of helicopters

[ivory bridge]

I have severe ptsd from mc businesses

[mental nexus]

And long asf range also

[ivory bridge]

A helicopter can barely dodge a oppresor missile tf

[harsh mesa]

W bio

[ivory bridge]

Or it’s just me being a bad helicopter pilot

[flat gate]

Yeah, even the Tula can dodge chernobog rockets

[ivory bridge]

I’m guessing the 2nd one

[harsh mesa]

Face the oppressor and do a sharp turn just when the missile is about to hit u

[ivory bridge]

Can you add missiles to the Tula?

Last time I tried this big boy it was in the black box file

I didn’t like it. I need my homing missiles I have atrocious aim

[pliant kestrel]

Well if you take that sentence they stated at face value, technically true

But it doesn't factor in the parts like, someones not going to be moving at only 100% top speed constantly, catch someone off guard or fighting someone else and its basically already in the bag as soon as the missiles are launched, unless you are fighting an abomination of a human that is and they actively are taking on a whole army by themselves

[flat gate]

Nope, but bombs are more fun anyways

[ivory bridge]

Wall I got punched in the nose and head twice yesterday I can’t read long sentences 😭

[ivory bridge]

It has bomb bay doors?

[pliant kestrel]

Im going to keep making these longer if you keep saying that

[flat gate]

Yes

[ivory bridge]

It’s the truth though

[flat gate]

Would be cool if we could use it to drop water like in the mission

[ivory bridge]

The Tula was heavily nerfed in the FIB file

I don’t think it even had the bomb bay doors

[pliant kestrel]

Would be fun if the dodo, crop duster, the duster-300h and a few others had capabilities for that :(

[ivory bridge]

Is it an upgrade or smth

[ivory bridge]

Fuck the crop duster

I’m getting ptsd from that fooligan job

“Conntiminate the weed farm” why do that? We’re in America. Everyone has explosives. Blow that son of a bitch up

[harsh mesa]

It would be cool if u can just use ur orbital cannon

[ivory bridge]

Orbital cannon has a cooldown 😭 and the fooligan job has you ruining 3 weed farms

Plus the 1.5 million investment lmao

[pliant kestrel]

the normal one, I understand

but the 300-h is googy, its fun and

[ivory bridge]

I noticed that wall changes her profile a lot but always keep that anime character that I never heard of

The dedication is to be appericated

[pliant kestrel]

For toasting weed farms, I just ran around with a raiju and shoot EXP mg's at it, it caused fires that spread quite easily

That being it was for the one week that did x4 for smoke on the water missions

[ivory bridge]

Time wise you should never run smoke on the water missions

[pliant kestrel]

and its not a long sentence either, its simple

[ivory bridge]

Just buy it for the extra 750 on the car wash safe. And the 35% bonus to the weed farm

Heavy on the 35% bonus to the weed farm. Makes it a decent mc business

[pliant kestrel]

I earned and completed, x2.5x the T4 challenge for the money fronts update

I probably earned like ~14m total off it in a single week

[ivory bridge]

425K each remote sale fully upgraded

[ivory bridge]

If you wanna grind car wash without bonuses always do money laundering

Actually?

[slow flame]

Mr Faber jobs count for that as well

[ivory bridge]

Hey thanks for the tip. Even though my smoke on the water has been on max heat since forever

[ivory bridge]

And switch sessions when you get the stockade mission

[pliant kestrel]

I stopped caring for it like 2 weeks after it came out, the red icon has become something I've gotten used to

[ivory bridge]

The one where you have to deliver a car to hao is mid.

Best 2 are stealing the cash from the rival operation and destroying the factory. And burning their cash

[ivory bridge]

Fast,fun,efficient

[lavish slate]

Rei Ayanami

From Evangelion

[ivory bridge]

No way that was the first message in 9 mins lmao

Dead chat 😭

[lavish slate]

I’m just heading to bed after some rdr2

Going for 100%

[ivory bridge]

Nice game Choice

[ivory bridge]

Heyyy add me so you can update me on your progress

We wanna welcome you to the 100% club

I got 100% + platinum. But I lost that version of the game

[pliant kestrel]

you got some head trauma though so I can't even expressively type :(

[lavish slate]

I mean, I have a server where I won't leave the vc until I’ve 100% it

That’s as long as my rdr2 doesn’t crash nearing 100 hours

[lavish slate]

Dutch trauma

[loud sorrel]

Is the savage amazing for griefing?

[warm mirage]

Rdr 2 my goat mentioned

[distant breach]

Dude honestly I don't even know 9 year old me was able to fly and land helicopters like it was the easiest thing ever to exist while at the same time I couldn't even take off with a basic plane, and now 7½ years later it's the complete opposite I fly planes like I'm in topgun maverick and I cannot land that stupid sparrow for the life of me

[distant breach]

Delivering the car is pretty fun id say Finding the car in those fuckass crates for 20 minutes is not fun

[faint spear]

In terms of damage output yes

Damage taking though not rlly

[harsh mesa]

If ur good at free aiming in fpp

[steady osprey]

Its the best Heli no doubt for taking down people on ground

[dapper iron]

Very good for defense but if the adversary got bigger firepower the Hind would be clapped easily.

[dapper iron]

Indeed just combined it with Ghost Org/Off Radar

[steady osprey]

Fr

[dapper iron]

[steady osprey]

And great nostalgia from lazer canon

[dapper iron]

Exactly I took down High lvl tryhard to Low level wannabe with it.

I usually goes to my Facility off radar and Bomb the hell out of em

[stone briar]

what are the main businesses and properties that i should own before i start free roaming and buying a bunch of stuff?

[dapper iron]

Bunker would be great

[mortal vigil]

i want to install free gta v who know the form?

[stone briar]

already have it. anything else?

[young hedge]

You need a time machine and go back to may 13 2020 to claim it for free on epic games

[dapper iron]

MC Business but ignore Forgery its awful

[stone briar]

i have coke and counterfeit

[dapper iron]

Get Meth and weed then

[stone briar]

anything else?

[kind charm]

We are doing dia casino at 3 man 9

[fresh magnet]

@kind charm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[kind charm]

3man 8 dia heist

[fresh magnet]

@kind charm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[dapper iron]

And tied all your MC Business to Nightclub technicians.

Or if you want a slow but big profit go for Large CEO crates

[outer dirge]

How does one remove arms off a character

[young hedge]

With a chainsaw?

[outer dirge]

Thanks

Lester, quit reacting to my messages you wheelchair guy

[young hedge]

But I think it's very painful

[young hedge]

You leveled up dumahh

[stone briar]

i have coke guns ceo crates and counterfeit linked to my NC

[outer dirge]

Nuh uh dumbahh

[kind charm]

3 man heist 8 dia casino heist

[young hedge]

Yuh uh

[dapper iron]

Thats a great start cause even if you don't do Business Battle it generates on its own via technicians.

[young hedge]

Are you able to read?

[fresh magnet]

@kind charm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[outer dirge]

The nuh uh

[stone briar]

anything else i need?

[young hedge]

THE Yuh uh

[outer dirge]

The opposite of yes

[stable locust]

do u need command center for mobile operations center?

[young hedge]

Do you know it?

[pliant kestrel]

Its better than the living quarters for it, has more use.

[outer dirge]

Its "sey"

[weak igloo]

hi im new here can somebody care to guide me in gta online T-T

[dapper iron]

If you got small/Medium CEO warehouse consider upgrading to Large cause its better.

[weak igloo]

HOW TO BE CEO??

[dapper iron]

You need office for that

[warm mirage]

press m and there is a option

also yea office too

[stone briar]

how do i know if i got small or med?

[young hedge]

hu huY

[warm mirage]

u can check it by the lap

[outer dirge]

You spelled how goofy laughs

[dapper iron]

Go to your Office and see owned warehouse

[young hedge]

Didn't notice

[outer dirge]

Then why reply if no notice

[young hedge]

Because now i notice it

[outer dirge]

Nuh uh

[young hedge]

Yuh uh

[oak nymph]

E

[stable locust]

can replay glitch work with a friend?

[stone briar]

what does the size actually do?

[weak igloo]

bro i wanna be rich wanna buy mansion any tips for that??

[warm mirage]

ahh im new too gang ask some veteran bout that

[dapper iron]

Profit of course with small or medium you'll only get decent payout.

[weak igloo]

ahhh T-T

[oak nymph]

Find a thing your doing that makes money then keep doing it

[stone briar]

isnt it just like +11k per 1 unit of product?

[weak igloo]

i have biker organisation and weed farm

[stone briar]

or it depends on the size of warehouse?

[oak nymph]

Does it make money?

[slow flame]

The bigger the warehouse the more crates you can store. Small is 16, medium is 42, large is 111

[weak igloo]

yea but not much

just around 50-60k

[oak nymph]

Save up for a koskta

[stone briar]

and s=then its 11k per crate?

[weak igloo]

whats koskta

[oak nymph]

Do the kfc heist

[slow flame]

Something like that. It's very profitable

[dapper iron]

Its 10k if you got less crates but it becomes 20k each later on not to mention you can get some of special items from your staff.

[oak nymph]

Submarine

[weak igloo]

i see

[weak igloo]

cluckin bell raid??

[stone briar]

and then i pay my warehouse assistant to get stuff?

[oak nymph]

Yhh jus keep doing it until you reach like 2-3 mil

[dapper iron]

Yep its only $7500

[stone briar]

to get full warehouse?

[weak igloo]

2 million rn

[stable locust]

how do i upgrade my vigilante? i have the mobile truck and the weapon bay and vehicle storage

[dapper iron]

To source crates I mean if you don't want to manually source

[stone briar]

ofc i dont want to

u pay a lot more and its annoying

[oak nymph]

buy a kosatka submarine

[weak igloo]

how much it costs?

[dapper iron]

Using staff is slower but you can manage your other business while they're sourcing every 48 Min.

[oak nymph]

Like 2.3 mil but you gotta go talk to mini madrazo

[stone briar]

oh 48 mins is good enough if its full warehouse

i can do heist or smth

[oak nymph]

In the map look for an green H with a tropical tree to the corner of it

[weak igloo]

oh after talking to him will i able to buy that

[oak nymph]

Yes

[weak igloo]

alr thanks buddy T-T

[stone briar]

is it worth actualyl getting sparrow if i already have mk2?

[echo socket]

gabagool? ova here

[stable locust]

guys how do i upgrade my vigilante on mobile vehichle

[stone briar]

do u have weapon and vehicle workshop installed?

[stable locust]

yes

[stone briar]

u drivei n there ig?

oh bruh

[slow flame]

Expecting a full warehouse in 48 minutes for zero work is crazy

[stone briar]

why not

[slow flame]

Why would that make sense

[stable locust]

oh bruhh i just bought the weapon workshop not the vehicle one

[dapper iron]

Everyone will be rich if thats the case

[stone briar]

how do i get another hsw discount after the first free one?

[flint monolith]

U can’t

[jagged sedge]

[stone briar]

bruh

[soft sparrow]

you can get a 2nd free one after buying a car of some1 in the lscm

after that no more free ones

[stone briar]

ok

so if i get it should i spend it on niobe hsw or smth like fmj hsw?

or hakuchou?

[soft sparrow]

the bike it makes the time trails ez af

[stone briar]

i dotn rlly do them

idk if they pay good

[livid folio]

I would get neither. Imo only ones that are worth are Banshee GTS (fastest car on game) Cylcone II (fastest acceleration in game) or Stinger TT (HSW + Imani tech)

[soft sparrow]

the hsw time trail is 250k each week and the normal time trail is 100k each week

nah niobe better then all of those ngl

[stone briar]

already have banshee gts hsw

[livid folio]

Oh yeah and the Hakucho Drag Bike

[next roost]

preferably the fmj, because it has the most expensive hsw upgrade

and of course you want to utilize it by using it on the most expensive thing possible

[wet harness]

Is there an Xbox 1 server because I keep getting warnings no matter where I text

[fresh magnet]

@wet harness, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @soft sparrow

[livid folio]

Not really aside from looks. It’s a good performer and actually has decent handling but not really anything special about it

[soft sparrow]

oh ye you got the wrong role change it in id:customize

[next roost]

banshee gts is decent, the other 2 are just trash

[upper lantern]

Need 3 ppl to help me do prison break🥲 -ps5

[wet harness]

Fuck this lester bot because if I text in these channels I get pinged for being on Xbox 1 and not on xb-s

[soft sparrow]

drives better then those 3

[livid folio]

For the most part yes, but they’re the only ones I’d even consider

[soft sparrow]

GET THE RIGHT ROLE THEN BRUH

[stone briar]

lester de molester

[upper lantern]

1 more person

[wet harness]

Ty sm these bots are not helpful

[fresh magnet]

@wet harness, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @soft sparrow

[livid folio]

Yes but if you’re expecting decent handing from any HSW car then you will not get it (bike is still ok though)

[wet harness]

READ IT THE FIRST TKME

[soft sparrow]

these are ALL xbox one channels G TF YOU MEAN

[quasi ridge]

raiju vs lazer

[gaunt hull]

hi

[wet harness]

No there not bc it's keeps saying xb-s then I get muted for talking in the wrong channel

[soft sparrow]

so its the bots fault that YOU clicked the wrong role ?

[faint spear]

Clucking bell doesnt go in Old heist

As for one, it isn't a heist

[gaunt hull]

I have a question

[faint spear]

Two its a raid

And three it goes in other lfg

[next roost]

four it's not old

[oak nymph]

Five

[jagged sedge]

Vincent is old, he gotta retire

[proven vault]

Anyone here do GTA RP?

[livid folio]

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/662769575800078357

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/788036036818763786

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/699373310491885638

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/1043541539688824942

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/873627277114609694

https://discord.com/channels/224565836277481473/662769575800078357

[quasi ridge]

technically its a heist

[wet harness]

No it's the bots fault for being inconclusive with my questions fix your damn bots maybe I'll understand if you need help with server maintenance ik people who can do there job right 😂🙏

[oak nymph]

No access

[quasi ridge]

but i get u

[livid folio]

There you go @wet harness

[faint spear]

It's your fault

Lol

[livid folio]

Not for you

[faint spear]

Used the wrong channel

[soft sparrow]

[oak nymph]

Ok

[wet harness]

I HAD IT ALREADY

[livid folio]

Then wtf do you need

[wet harness]

STFU NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU

[faint spear]

How about u chill

[soft sparrow]

oh yea smart

[wet harness]

I NEED FOR PEOPLE TO STOP PINGING ME SO I CAN PLAY MY DAMN GAME

[quasi ridge]

just set ur status to dnd

[livid folio]

Server settings > Notifications > Only @ mentions

[slow flame]

Couldn't you just play GTA V and ignore the pings

[soft sparrow]

you asked for help you your mad ppl try to help yikes

[faint spear]

Lmao

[pliant kestrel]

they aren't ready for the truth yet, and they probably deserved that mute

[strange fractal]

after a cayo hard mode is done, do you still get the hardmode after the 45 mins cooldown or just the normal one?

[quasi ridge]

brother got silenced

[proven vault]

MMI expect the unexpected

[faint spear]

And bro got filtered

Lemme see

[oak nymph]

Yo bro why are you not talking? Also grey name?

[pliant kestrel]

skull emoji, I only saw it for a micro second, raptor strikes fast

[faint spear]

Emoji spam

Oh well

Anyways

[faint spear]

Muted

He is in bad sport

For being a bad sport

[livid folio]

Bro is a dumbass

Can’t figure out notifications 💀

[pliant kestrel]

Not going to point fingers to people, but generally this whole community is a train wreck, and even thats generous on the IQ spectrum

[faint spear]

It seemed like he was annoyed his messages kept getting filtered for using the wrong channel

But he is gone for 30 mins

So

Hopefully silence for a bit

[livid folio]

Yeah that’s true ngl. But for some reason most of the people ive talked to recently have had an IQ of above 3

[soft sparrow]

[pliant kestrel]

Where are you finding such intelligent specimens?

[acoustic copper]

hey

[pliant kestrel]

hello

[acoustic copper]

how are you

[livid folio]

Idk just the people I talk to can actually have a conversation so

[pliant kestrel]

Well so far, and you?

[acoustic copper]

w, it won’t be good to say what i’m like atm

[pliant kestrel]

Are you being kidnapped or something?

[acoustic copper]

no

[fallow pike]

Some of the daily challenges are so annoying 😩

[pliant kestrel]

Kill another player

I hate that one because it really makes me do something I don't wanna

[livid folio]

Orb is always the answer

Then they don’t get mad because they think you wasted $750k to kill them

Unless they’re a wannabe tryhard then they get really mad

[halcyon bane]

Getting orbed makes me happy

like oh I was worth $750k 🤣

[livid folio]

Exactly why it works for that 😂

[flint monolith]

What if their account modded

[outer kite]

50k chips on red or black?

I red yesterday and lost

[soft sparrow]

red again

[halcyon bane]

Still you spent $750k to kill me instead of killing me yourself 🤣

[flint monolith]

They technically still killed u tho

[woven plank]

Eyo!

[pseudo obsidian]

am I losing my fucking mind or does the cop AI in online change every week?

[woven plank]

You are losing your mind.

[soft sparrow]

nah i feel like it is too

they chased me all the way up a mountain today

they never really do that

[halcyon bane]

I know they killed me but why does that matter lol. If they gonna orb and leave the session they can have tht kill

[pseudo obsidian]

deadass, felt like it was piss easy losing the cops like a month ago, they change the AI and the amount of spawns every update

[soft sparrow]

tbf not a bad thing

[sharp dome]

[flint monolith]

Cuz they’re up on u and u can’t get them back

[fresh magnet]

@ripe bear, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[ripe bear]

I play GTA 5 online to

[fresh magnet]

@ripe bear, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[waxen iris]

Come

[woven plank]

What'll I really get by migrating from legacy to enhanced because I still get "not eligible for migration".

[halcyon bane]

It’s not 2018 anymore who even cares about an orb 1-0 😭. What are you gonna do with it post me on yt 💀 💀

I honestly cannot believe 1-0 players still exist

[woven plank]

You got in Turkey a biscuit with the same name of yours, yes?

[royal stone]

Micah Bell?

[distant breach]

ITS JOHN MARSTON MICAH

[royal stone]

Yeah, I cannot believe people are so excited about a number going up on a game, such a glorious achievement lol

Whenever I got griefed I just kept sniping to practice, always comes handy

[distant breach]

When I wast starting out I got killed by this guy on his lobotomy bike on a sell mission , that guy ignored my cargo and kept murking me

[royal stone]

Murking?

[distant breach]

Killing me

[royal stone]

Ah

[distant breach]

Like I was rank 20 or something, he ignored my bike that I was selling and kept spawn camping me

[halcyon bane]

Loool fr. Like okay I get it if you 1v1 score says who wins. But if you orb someone for a 1-0 what does that prove. It’s just funny

[distant breach]

One cayo perico for one kill is insane

[halcyon bane]

It’s even funnier when you dodge the orb tho

[royal stone]

It proves that the person is insecure about losing on a game, which is absurd

[median otter]

Hi everyone

[distant breach]

Yo so lowkey on like march I'll play this game again can someone tell me fun vehicles to get cuz rn it's a close fight between the torredor and avenger

[halcyon bane]

hello

[soft sparrow]

[halcyon bane]

Scramjet

[harsh igloo]

yo can someone help do casino heist need 2 players need

[halcyon bane]

Yeah fr it’s just funny makes me feel bad for them

[fresh magnet]

@harsh igloo, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg

Requested by: @halcyon bane

[distant breach]

The water magnet does not seem cool anymore to me anymore

[halcyon bane]

Hmmm I mean from ur user I’m assuming you have a mk1 already

[median otter]

How are you

[soft sparrow]

great name hahaha

[median otter]

How are you too

[distant breach]

Obviously, the best purchase of my life lol

[soft sparrow]

vibing hows you?

[median otter]

So sleepi

[halcyon bane]

I’m good at work tho 💀 how are you?

[signal whale]

will franklin eventually come to defend his home

[distant breach]

I literally grinded so many cayo pericos and dr dres JUST to get the damn bike a day before I stopped playing

[halcyon bane]

I love da mk1

[median otter]

I just woke up from a nap

[distant breach]

[median otter]

I was dreaming about gta

[signal whale]

hi only person im somewhat familiar with here until later

[median otter]

Help

[halcyon bane]

So much better than mk noob

[signal whale]

hey i love the mk1 too

[median otter]

Heyyyyy

[signal whale]

how are we feeling

[halcyon bane]

That is chopped 😭😭😭 what was the dream abt 💀

selling cargo

[median otter]

Driving lol

[halcyon bane]

💀 💀

[distant breach]

Mk2 is THE worst thing I have had the displeasure of ever facing,
I remember in 2021 during Covid my brother used to grind the diamond casino, he used the opressor mk2 back when it was 3 mil and I am so glad it's not 3 mil anymore 😭

[sour galleon]

making money

[signal whale]

wsg king

[distant breach]

Imagine waking up by hearing the lock on sound

[sour galleon]

wassup

[signal whale]

how we doing

[signal whale]

nightmare

[sour galleon]

i’m tired wbu

[vagrant sedge]

Any tips for completing cayo perico? im new

[signal whale]

tired too i just woke up

[signal whale]

use the kosatka approach if ur not going solo. use longfin if you are

[distant breach]

What prep u do lol

[terse pine]

liar

[signal whale]

???????

[sour galleon]

i’m done with uni but i gotta hit jim

[final fjord]

I wish they would make male strippers in gta6

[signal whale]

oh hell yeah love that

[signal whale]

what the fuck 💔

[distant breach]

@vagrant sedge so you should probably just wing it for the first approach but look up a guide if u want purely moneu

[sour galleon]

yes bro

[vagrant sedge]

k thx

[signal whale]

what will you be hitting

[final fjord]

Cause im so bored of titties

[sour galleon]

everything except legs 💔

[distant breach]

Dude like just wing it, explore the whole map I miss my first ever cayo perico lol I was OVERWHELMED

[signal whale]

💔

[signal whale]

so what do u want instead

[umbral stone]

Just did a bunch of MC/CEO sell missions, back to back full stock, multiple vehicles SOLO, multiple trips, cross country, on slow ass vehicles, with the cops on my back....

Never again. I'm gonna bring associates next time.

[sour galleon]

actually i’ll do it but i only do them once a week

[candid torrent]

Time to sell more shite today cuzzehh

[signal whale]

bro do three times a week 💔

[thin vector]

what are the benefits of GTA+

[final fjord]

Big man breasts and penis

[signal whale]

what r u selling

[signal whale]

LMFAO 😭🙏💔

[candid torrent]

Product

[sour galleon]

once a week still gets u gains apparently

[signal whale]

which ones

[distant breach]

Does anymore here have a hangar and they do the cargo missions I need to ask something

[signal whale]

😭

[thin vector]

what are the benefits of GTA+

[candid torrent]

I still gotta try these 9-5 odd jobs

[sour galleon]

lmao anyway back to gta

[candid torrent]

Free magic car

[halcyon bane]

lmfaoooo fr especially if they flying upside down

[signal whale]

you can get a free car, restock businesses from your phone, collect passive income from youd phone

[candid torrent]

Idk gotta i load in and see

[distant breach]

Nah cuz the entire public loby was filled with those lobotomy bikes

[slow flame]

https://www.rockstargames.com/gta-plus/benefits

[candid torrent]

Got Tupac playing tho

[distant breach]

Imagine the mk2 wasn't weaponized 😍😍

[versed nebula]

Buenos dias

[slow flame]

You'll get way more value by reading the benefits on the website than spamming the same question

[versed nebula]

Imagine the mk2 was only a concept

[haughty dove]

Self radio broadcasting when

I have a fire playlist I would throw the best parties

[versed nebula]

Whole time he listens to country and heavy metal🥀

[candid torrent]

Barbie girl playing next

[distant breach]

Imagine the mk1 is the only opressor 😎

[haughty dove]

Lol nah

[tropic spire]

Heavy metal no

[candid torrent]

Yuh

[weak nexus]

WSG CHATTTTTT

[candid torrent]

Hello

[weak nexus]

"imagine"

[soft sparrow]

[outer kite]

Bet

[weak nexus]

lowk i fw mk2

[versed nebula]

Mk1 🦾 mk2: 🐥

[livid folio]

I remember this time. Peak GTAO

[candid torrent]

I wish I could out all my money on red ngl

[weak nexus]

imagine losing a billion

[soft sparrow]

fr only 50k is too slow

[livid folio]

100k minimum in high limit would be nice

[versed nebula]

Mk2 is good its just unbalanced and annoying in the hands of other players

[candid torrent]

I never looosssee

[weak nexus]

the average gta npc dont be putting in anything over 500k lowk

even 500k a far fetch

[median otter]

Guys since when could you house burn down in GTA

[soft sparrow]

calm 5mil bet on green

[candid torrent]

Even if I did lose that close app button will come in handy 😶‍🌫️

[weak nexus]

mr faber would but a calm 5m

[versed nebula]

Ever since trevor blew up that gang’s house all the way back in ‘13

[median otter]

There firemen in my house 😭

[lucid smelt]

your fr online

[weak nexus]

ps4 diff

[distant breach]

Out of all the mk2 people that have tormented me
One guy just kept following me around while I was riding my sick bati and then kept locking on to me and not shooting

[candid torrent]

Do we get the fire suit if I complete fire work?

[weak nexus]

when im on mk2 i accidentally lock onto other players without realising and feel like shit after

like i just know ive given so many people heart attacks

[versed nebula]

That locking sound gives me nightmares

[distant breach]

So guys wtf happened to the other islands in san adreas like last venturas

[versed nebula]

Theyre there

[weak nexus]

all islands other than cayo got vaporized after the epstein incident

lore accurate btw ^

[distant breach]

Can't have shit in LS man

[weak nexus]

ong

[distant breach]

Even grove Street doesn't look like grove Street anymore

[versed nebula]

They got lazy during V’s development

[distant breach]

I remember the big flyover where tenpenny died lol

That isn't even a thing anymore

[halcyon bane]

I fly around with homing off so I don’t give people heart attacks like this or get people aggy at me

[weak nexus]

i just forget about it lowlk

[halcyon bane]

it doesn’t help that I always have a red blip 🥀

[distant breach]

I have killed so many opressors that are near me for too long cuz yk in gta if you don't shoot first you're probably gonna die

Railgun my beloved ❤️

[halcyon bane]

and the marksman mk2 ❤️🥰

[bronze field]

I just watched someone throw away a full vault haul plus lock boxes because they were filtered by the first set of guards

I'm remembering why I stopped playing this now

[distant breach]

I've seen the clips that gun is SCARY

[tropic spire]

Filter

[final fjord]

Imagine that the new male strippers in gta6 wore a thong that has a compartment that just covers their c0ck

[halcyon bane]

The auto aim is actually nasty hahaha

[versed nebula]

I support

[halcyon bane]

Why are we imagining this

[versed nebula]

I like cats

[halcyon bane]

[final fjord]

I want to see some male strippers

[distant breach]

[bronze field]

You've seen worse

[distant breach]

Get this man a male stripper lol

[final fjord]

With a big c0ck

[harsh mesa]

Just opened this chat wth am i seeing

[slow flame]

What happened to just enjoying video games

[distant breach]

Welcome to los santos 🗣️

[final fjord]

Strippers with big cockks

[distant breach]

Guys lowkey they should add night city dlc 😎

[signal whale]

this guy wants male strippers

[harsh mesa]

What the helly 😭