#gta-online
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Event I want to sell invite me
So i dont get blown up thats why
nightshark
I own a white nightsark
was taking a look at the friends list as i added someone for heist and realized there's people from 10+ years back
i have 2 i aint got any shark 💔
Id rather have the security of getting paid over a bonus
guys who aren't coming back
i don’t like being blown up either
then get a shark
ohhh thats why... both of mine are black, damn racism
just switch lobbies as soon as u start w griefed the bonus is worth it
Galaxy Livery on f1s elite whip
why are they both black
Im not racist im very inclusive
this is insanely wrong
ask them
Someone wanna hear something crazy that happend to me
Nah
lmaooooo thats why its funny
I dont know whats that but since u wasted ill agree
cmon bro ur better than this
disagree
Ight mb bro
Guys should I saved my money for the mansion or should I buy other stuff
not even nightclub?
buy a nightshark trust
Sorry i respect wasted more
only if i get paid for it
Even with out the bonus, i rake in like 2mil from all my businesses when selling
I dont have normal cars just 380 modded cars
Sure
buy 8 nightshark
I WANT A MODDED SUV
lets hear it 
u on Xbox?
Already have
Mane explain to me why when i walk in a supermarket i get followed and police stops me everyware
copier
i wonder why 🥷
cuz you didnt pay ?
Typical because you tryna rob it
Anyone can play rn?
Not everytime
@faint spear hi
yeah probably evryone whos on rn
Nah i dont rob supermarkets
Thx man
how much am i getting now 
U got a modded suv?
Calm wha you wanna do
that ur real body?
Yes
that’s insane😭
u da real body
@staff
I mean business but night shark is pretty cool
buy
what are you trying to do?
The honour of me pinging u
vaporize him
take a wild guess
@harsh mesa
im grateful
Good question
is mmi a new crew yall made
Loan me 200milis I wanna buy planes and jets
how much do you have
@grave oasis left mid crinamal master mind and is very toxic wouldn’t recommend playing with him wasted 5 hours of my life
Contact me on my email
thats allmost all of my money
Contact me either in dms or email
oh no 5 whole hours
Is there any bike with turbo hehehe?
gimme 5$ i need to buy a new mouse
I need help dealing with stupid lil kids in this server
Contact me by phone number or dms
hakuchou drag with hsw turbo 
wasting 5 hours of a strangers time is very worthy of light shaming in a discord server
Done
dm @pallid plover
whats ur phone number 
i cuss on his dm for you
U must already know it
i forgot
It will appear to u in a dream if ur trustworthy
U will recieve the money tommorow in a non specified time
I can send u one
🤨
Asbo because shitbox corsa, baller LE/LE LWB, Baller
ST-D, og baller, tailgater, comet retro, the baller ST is a personal high favourite as I made a great dark blue svr variant to match one of my dad's dream cars, og banshee, banshee
900r because it gets low lowww, banshee gts which I bought
like 10 of on the day of release and made 2 viper acr builds.
bet do it
beater dukes because cmon it's a charger, deluxo cmon back
to the future ofc I had to cop it, toreador, ruiner 2k it's fun, bison, sandking xl and swb, blista because it looks kinda like a golf but it's based on a civic I think, kanjo, blista kanjo sj my cousin had one irl with a massive whale intake and a custom exhaust ish was loud so I had to cop that and remake his car in gta.
There'll be more tmr
why don’t you just say the whole game
gotta love the viper acr fr
Contact me ur home adress on skype 2.6
Asbo Goated ive got one on Sticks lmao
sorry i dont have a pc
What does that plane stand for
Contact me on a neural network
judges u by how much u yap in this server
nothing i just didn’t want it to look like we’re matching😭
aight i sent a request
If u told me i woulve put a lion
How can i find a job hhhhhhhhhhhhhh and there’s a dude keep killing me
Cause im A LION🦅
ok put a lion so i can bring my shark back
Next week i get rhe shark tho
Where can i find it m new man
Yo I'm like new to GTA online I do have a few things but I need a group I can join
Yeah I've got 2 lol
app store, play store, any browser
used to have 2 but one was scratched so ive sold it
im broke so i dont even have paper for it
Need to put one on bennys
Dont worry if u wanna have a shared dream u needa do ,q1 thing
Tryna team up?
Repeat 20 times lion evil gang
Alr man thx for help
Well let's team up and look for a team
i hate jamal
can you give me khanjali
What did Jamal do
which character is this
anytime man
oh no
Get glitched out and invite me to server
don’t you have to be in it for spectate
That's why I said invite
Your salvage yard assistant
thats all?
dont mute me for spam
If u dont got a nightshark u cant put the shark
17?
is the business good?
the chop shop guy
I'm 12foots tall
he has 2
This lion is for real lions u have to have done crazy things
foots

Yash
Never has been never will be
Im so friggin tuff
i gotta get the mouse man im broke
Contact me on a shared dream
What mouse
Astral project to my house
the mouse
Use ancient mesopotanian spells to materialize a mouse
now how do i do that
Carefull with mouses. Mine ate my sister
i aint got that much skill either 💔
Repeat 20 times im a lion
I'm I'm not a mouse
poor her, mine is good tho
U js gotta learn georgian man
im a lion or lion evil gang
And i will eat the chesse if it finds it
Depends if u want to meet a normal guy or me
"i will" gng ur the mouse
why do dead mouses smell so much
Ye i am THE mouse
Shh wanted boutta type smth
so which one of em
Cuz they are. Dead
U choose im the evil lion
go on wanted we judge and we dont listen
🦁🦁🦁🦅
How do i buy the carwash
dead insects dont smell
im the evil lion
im the evil lion
im the evil lion
im the evil lion
im the evil lion
Go to the car wash
WE mouses are built different
im the evil lion
im the evil lion
im the evil lion
im the evil lion
im the evil lion
We shall meet in a dream
Talk to Madrazo at LSIA
is there still a yellow M at the airport if so go there 1st after that you should be able to buy one
good
go to the M at the airport
@candid torrent haha one tiny issue i cannot afford an apartment style
good things mods didnt notice me 
Gawd damn brokie
Mods are just mods
i have 1063 dollars
Do u have f1 wheels suv?
thats bad
Thats enough
Brokie
Join the cayo ya brokie
yea mulitple
Nawh that looks shit
That aint even enough for a pair of shoes
I need one
anyone on series s x can help me do the merge?
ok diva
Im tryna buy the urus
I've got nightshark on f1s if you want that
U can tip the nightclub janitor 1063 times
how many you wanna do ?
can u turn my pc into a series x
Guys my friend cannot join my session
Makki is not the real top dawg
?
Im fine with my white night shark ngl
f1 wheels on anything rather then a f1 looks goofy
the only one i dont have on F1's lol
nah some fit them
SOMEONE SAID IT
What u doing
WHAT CAN I SEE
Yeah I don't like it on f1s that's jus my preference
No
fair
I sent you it in dms ya doylem 😭
Any one answer
when
Me and @candid torrent are best friends
Ciao tsuna
Since when?
What?
yes i am
Yo sorella
trying not to get killed by lions wbu
why u shouting it hurts me
My friends cannot join my session
Can u drift with a nightshark
yes
its ez just put on drift tune
Overthrowing anyone
Nvm that was the khanjali
jus 2
Unable to join game session every time
Ehi fratello
What is happening
can u overthrow duviet for me
Yeah anyways u aint slime as me
yea sure ill hop on rq Add Doemvoe and invite me
Sure
Sounds like a #gta-tech-support problem
hey
🤟
ACRYLICK
Yeah sounds like that
DM me aswell lets talk in there
YOUREBACK
MAAKIIIFAAKKIIII
Wish i had a box
yes bro never left🫶
HIIIII
Just got it for gta ngl
This is not an LFG channel
Ill tell them myself
i’m so great hbu
Guys this is not an lfg channel
How can i fix "ur save data could not be loaded from the rockstar cloud servers"?
I guess
im alright, got finals this week so im locked in
Goodluck mate
thank u buddy
Whaz is finals
ughhh i pray for you
Goodie lucky
Final exam
like exams
final exams
If u fail u get shot
Ahh gool duck
tyty🫶
goodie lucky is being stolen
thanky
Good luck i mean
Uh no
Welcomey
This was so not funny
thany kou
i’m saying i’m going to start saying it diva
what final like final final for ur life or what
Ight
Uh no
final of this year
don’t wish death upon acrylick
Final exam to prove ur worthiness
uh yes
oh yes i was so bad at finals
No thank you
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
no fenk you
Makki ur on the slime list
So wait if u fail finals ull get executed? I see
i guess u could say final for my life, if i dont pass these i can say byebye to my cybersecurity course
Join Ms. Schizo
Hi
No
yes ma’am
Oof so glad i dont have to worry about this any more. Good Luck!
thank you🫶
Hey pooks
Chase u will have to worry about me
are you into him
Prolly
guys i’m doing a cayo with a random rn
hows it going
Why not with me
You dont scur me
I hope you die in game 100 times
awful he takes forever
oh like the 300 deaths by you
whats taking long? hacking?
Sorry not everyone's a nooby like you
Guys yall got any tips to study for tmrw cuz i lowkey forgot to study and now im sitting here at 10pm and realising i need to study
TO EVEN SELECT THINGS
U will feel fear the day i will aproach ur doorstep like a quiet night breeze looking for ur soul to be harvested and kept forever in a state of eternal sleep
lol
Lowkey I'm texting 🤣
😭 get ps5 bro
Good luck with that, i live in a stand your ground state 😘
ayo
What LS Car Meet rep level do i need for Comet S2 trade price? (im on lvl 41 rn)
i’m waiting for gta6 cause i’m gonna use separate accs
I dont think a gun is doing something against an ar with a drum and an olographic
Same they dont believe me though
wdym
every 5 reputation levels u get a random trade price
@terse pine nice swim into the wall
Idk what that means but im happy for you ❤️
That i have a ps4 for choice
ITS NOT TRUE
how come?
it is for choice
Chase ur the best
Damn, thought it was fixed to a certain level
Yeah tell em
friends on ps4
My gang is on the box
no like you’re choosing to have it for now and buy it later
lmao ps4
ohhh oki
Yeah i am
Yes it is
hello
We on the same level legacy player
i dont have a pj irl for choice
do i know you
i was waiting for gta6 aswell but i realised i can still enjoy my final moments of gta on ps5…

I know x
at least my pc doesnt sound like a jet engine when loading up the game
in all fairness pc legacy isnt stuck on like 15 fps…
Can ur pc do backflips?
15 fps is generous
pc sounds as a jet engine when is boots or is mine not working properly
yo im starting a new character, level 1000+ before, lmk if u wanna grind a new chracater with me
Yeah i thought fytb
😮
i had a ps4, it died recently
Rip
we held a funeral
Wish u and ur family the best
I feel u, its hard to replace a ps4
i performed surgery on mine and its been healthy ever since
💔
some are luckier than others i guess, sigh
life is mean
@terse pine character runs like it's got constipation 😭
the cheap thermal paste is whats killing all ps4s😕
SHUT UP WHAT
no ones lucky bro everything depends on a mistake
the female character?
yo does anyone know what the best money making thing is I’m kinda new and idk what to buy
i barely see a difference in perf mode compared to rt
Alexa, play Novacane by Frank Ocean
It does tho
that’s insane
everything got a lifespan
how much money u hv in ur bank?
nah I don’t feel like it
467k not alot
I have bunker that’s all
This doylem man whyd you take the long way to the gate 😭
Feed a flower darkness and rubbish and it will reflect back on you. Treat it like a queen and it may aswell outlive you
b?
Top 5 hardest gta heists:
- doomsday
- Diamond casino
- Cayo
- Pacific Standard
- Prison Break
ok
none of them are hard xd
leave me alone😭
Cayo should be number 1 ngl
fleecya is harder
nope
all these are easy, doomsday may be a little challenging
Tbf he said hardest GTA heists not that they’re actually hard
yes the hacking really have me in sweats easy top 2 hardest
well in that case prison break is harder than them all besides doomsday
Hi
okay the hacking part is annoying af ill give credit there
hello piaggio
i finish it on one go but sweat alot in it xd
Parli italiano?
Yeah the laundering business b
no, all i know is to call italians terrone
thank you dear
atleast thats what my friend told me😅
Guys what's the most money you can get from acid lab
i am talking about fleecya
iam talking bout fleeca too
525k
hey @median otter what does bbi stand for
Okay
Are you 99 years old?
Uhh I forgot that was there tbh 💀
98, i turn 99 on the 2nd of june
WHAT
thats the easiest most beginner friendly heist why sweating in that?😭
what is it
Fill ya facility with npc street cars
ok
not at all
just the puzzle
Cayos hard asf
i still finish it quick and get the elite
is June 2nd you actual birthday?
people speedrun it in 5 minutes
yes
yes but like the first 3-4 times then yk what to do
Yoo
Dm
My fastest time is 30 mins 😪
30 mins whole intel setup and finale?
Finale 😪
just the finale 30mins?
Yeah man
Heist too hard
nah man ur playing
he’s not i made the mistake of doing cayo with him before
Nah ask @terse pine
brother kept dying by the beefy guy
She carried me even tho she nooby
the juggernaut?
whats ur ingame level
Prison Break with randoms is a pain in the ass yeah.
125
I’ve unironically had more success in Act3 with randoms than Prison Break.
prison break with randoms can be a bit easy if ur demo but if pilot is utterly bad ur cooked
Yeah a lot people are just horridly bad pilots for some reason
you’re 133 wdym
You blind shush
30mins of finale is absurd and ik ur lying
no never
Ik you know I'm lying
Yes
😡
❤️🩹
OMDS ITS NOAH
Been a while bit
maybe because you have me on delivered
Vro you dint even text anything 😭
tiktok
i wouldnt say thats the most challenging part about it. prison break tests basically every single ability. being able to kill with a pistol, being able to kill with normal guns, being able to fly a helicopter, being able to fly a plane, parachuting (which surprisingly is hard for a lot of people). its a mix of it that makes it hard and if ur doing it w randoms, ur very unsure about everything
I lowk don't watch it as much anymore
THATS A LIE I GET NOTIFICATIONS ABOUT YOUR REPOSTS FOR SOME REAAON
it's rare❤️🩹
u need chemistry to do it so like a vc or smthing or else its hard
nightshark or insurgent
cycle

Nightshark stronger
hhmhmghfhhgghhh....
Is there a way to see how many Fooligan jobs i've done?
Your nightshark is ugly asf sell that shit
?

it’s so cute
what a wonderful opinion
why u like menacer more?
there is a achievement i think
How many cars you need Ms. Doylem
1
can someone help me grind por favor
show
goto lfg channels and ask not here in chat channels
@candid torrent show pls
No
then aint no-one gonna respond here either

they come here to chat and mess about soo...

Ms. Doylem take a random npc car amd just put it in ya facility 😭
oh nc
don’t tell me wha to do
best odd job

hahahaha 67
67
i guess just dont show me the nightshark bru
i got the nightshark
not you
i still have it
lol
not you
i will ok
i still have it
not you
ok
just let him show atp he looks excited

🥱 get glitched out ya doylem
okay
i cant anyways ion got perms
hater
hey @carmine folio show me your nightshark
chat i have 4.8m and can save more, what do i buy
ion got permds
agency
bombushka
media
have it

considered it, is it good?
change nickname rule 7
nah not really, the new titan is a billion times better
so do i get it? lemme check how much it is
holy fuck
😘
@terse pine don't take 10 years to glitch out again
its not really worth it now, the only reason i have it is bevause i used it to transport certain cars
why not
its like 6m isnt it😭
why not
4.87m without tradepric eor upgrades
dear god
i have 4.8 on the spot
what r u looking for
fmj mark 5 with a hsw upgrade
got it but old gen so no hsw
Fleecas the easiest heist icl
turismo omaggio
Bestia gts
idek maybe something fun, im considering rebuying the deluxo cuz i sold it when i was broke but its honestly not that useful
ew
oo yea thats pretty cheap
ye ik
i might add onto my car collection then
its either that or i look for something useful
OH YEA I DONT HAVE THE GARMENT FACTORY
the progen luiva is also good

ive got everything so now im just customising my garages lol, eclipse blvd each has a certain theme, my mansion is like my dream 20 car collection and so on
.
I have the 10F, Banshee GTS, Coquette D10, Infernus Classic, and Vigero ZX on my buy list to fill my garage 😍
mansion garages look shit idk why
noted
There's more to the list I'm looking for it
i think imma upgrade my terrobyte in my garment factory for now and see how much i have left
.
its terrible because the 2 in your driveway and 1 on podium somehow takes a spot in your underground garage. looks wise its okay, i still think tje eclipse blvd looks gorgeous
invite
what more csn u upgrade that u cant with ur nightclub
.
oh a lot
Brev whyd you make an invite only and not friends 😭
ffs i gotta watch a cutscene
i don’t think i know the answer to that
ok
the bestia gts wouldve looked a lot better if it was a 1:1 of the gtc4 lusso
It's a mix of the FF and gtc4lusso
Proper doylem
the front looks nice, the rear looks incomplete to me
anyways i still got it in my ferrari garage!
I wanna own both the FF and lusso 🤤
ye and its like to big and less cars to store office garage is the best
Brev I invited ya
can u open the normal titan's door?
yeah, i dont think u csn use it for cars and bikes tho
dang
as far as i remember with the bombushka if u have certain upgrades u can
ill show u what upgrades the terrobyte has in the garment factory ina sec
is it any different to the night club
Yeah
Yeah it is
Beareu terrorbyte upgrades are insanely good
I can recall. MCT which is insanely crucial. And missile lock on jammer
How much passive income does the garment factory generate
Maybe there’s a stealth mode but I kind of forgot
1-2K each day. Maxes out at 100K
there is but only when u stop moving
Yeah stealth when stationary
It’s considered one of the worst safes in the game
My dumbass thought that came with the terrorbyte
Then ill probably not buy it 
imma do only do the mct for now cuz i don't think i need stealth or a lockon jammer on my terrobyte
Though these priority files are good
300K every week will pay for itself eventually
i have the mct in both my mansion and arcade, i dont think id need it in the terrobyte aswell
I have 6 mil rn but want to get to 10 mil before i buy a large warehouse so i can start doing that
Even more with bonus objectives
A mobile mct beats all though
Terrorbyte is my first and most reliable mct
i got it in ny arcade cuz i was broke but i shouldve waited imo, terrobyte is yhe best option
Though I have the arcade one. I use the terrorbyte mct 95% of the time
i got it back in 2020 so i cant really be blamed for waiting😭
I got it for both 🤷♂️
Terrobyte is literally a moving Central Command for every business so yeah.
do i bother doing the garment factory heists?
i mean i spawn in ny mansion either way yk
Priority files yeah
They're ok
Normal files. Probably not
They're fun tho
I have the garment factory for 2 reasons.
Priority files
Terrorbyte mct
And the third reason. If this garment factory gets a 2X it will be insanely good
They’re okay
With the terrobyte can you check all your stock and supplies for the buisnesses?
Mhm
Yep
WHAT
yeah its the same as being in the bysiness aswell
If you install the MCT in it yeah
u basically log onto openroad or wtv
ive been grinding pizza deliveries (iykyk) so idk if i should waste tiem i could be making a lot of money
Omfg i need the terrobyte then
But most of the time I find it faster to just TP to my Arcade or Mansion to use the MCTs there instead of waiting for the Terrorbyte to spawn
where do u do the oscar guzman files?
McKenzie Airfield
Mckenzie
is it used for anything else
Don’t you need a garment factory to turn the terrorbyte into a master control terminal?
yea
i just bought it lol
It have the ability to spawn your personal aircraft too so kinda like a second hangar
oh shitt, seems useful, sometimes im stranded in the middle of nowhere snd my personal aircraft is on cooldown
how much is it?
1 Mil 475k
damn
btw is there any way to not have to drive the dj to my nightclub?
just teleport mens
still annoying
it's annoying but no way around it. teleport it swäg mens
nah imma just forget about my nc lmao, i only ever take the money from the safe if im BROKE
Someone play gta with me I'm on ps4. I need help 💔
For popularity?
yea
Much easier by going to basement and changing resident dj 10 times from 0 popularity it only take 100k
Honestly, might just leave the server. @signal whale so goated, and a genuine guy. Even helps with gta shit lmaoo
you only have to deliver the DJs during the initial booking
Haven’t even peeped here in so long
thats what annoys me
Hope y’all doin well tho
ik its so simple but i cba
it's a one time thing, any time you rebook the djs afterwards it's no mission
I only delivered 1 dj and now I just switch residents between the 2 to max my popularity
so they still max popularity even if its the same 2?
Yep
what i do is just visit every 3-4 days and do the random marcel mission (eject troublemaker or deliver VIP) to keep popularity above 85%
I only ever switch the resident dj with the 2 I've got only take 100k
ill keep that in mind then thanks
If you set up your nightclub basements to run your motorcycle businesses and your bunker and hanger you don't have to mess with none of that anymore you can let all your businesses run dry and you can let your club go down to zero popularity you will make so much more in your nightclub basement
Hello
And it stops raids from happening
Add me
ggs
Is it? Someone told me I've gotta have my popularity at 100 all times
I need 1 person on ps4 for cyo and knows what they are doing
That is complete BS LOL I've got almost a million dollars sitting in my nightclub management or whatever with my five workers right now and my club is dead zero popularity and all my businesses are run empty
does anyone know how to do a cayo perico heist i need someone to join
It's the easiest passive income that you will make by the five workers and attach them to a business and they will start generating money for you
Good to know
You can also go to the basement where your delivery vehicles are which is kind of hard to find for some reason and you can upgrade them with armor and weapons
does anyone know how to do a cayo perico heist i need someone to join i have three gold and i have madrazo files
I've made 4 mil from the basement I just didn't know I don't need to keep popularity at max
I can just hit me up Benny_Blades
If you have voice chat I can explain to you as we're going
Best mc businesses for nightclub?
the mooseman
🤷🏿♂️
Ook
I did
It's so little work to eject a troublemaker or drive a VIP somewhere in 1.5-2 min. I've made a lot more from the nc safe than the nc warehouse.
who the hell is the mooseman 💔
!gv
can someone help me w the merge glitch
you
Ok i accept it I'm going to dm you
what no
i’m going to throw my sock balls at you
😕
@granite skiff, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Requested by: @jagged sedge
🙂
can you please tell her to stop throwing things at me
Makki stop throwing things at otndoanish
nothing pisses me off more than the eye in the sky mission
looks like you bout to take us to see the moose man
thank you
who the hell is the mooseman 💔
and hi mr zogslop
do you know tanka jahari
i never said or claimed to he’s evil
^
it’s forged evidence
nuh uh
uh huh
im gonna throw a pipe bomb at your apartment
WHAT
that sounds crazy so for legal reasons i must say in gta
screenshotted btw
yeah guys point and laugh at that guy
there is nobody here
Fr
look another guy girl
thank you
i did say in gta so it is ok

lol
How bout you get punished in gta
but how would i be punished
Your next 5 sells automatically explode
We are Moderators for a gta server
AW COME ON
We obviously work for rockstar
WHY
Like cmon
i will just mak extremely small sales
how do i pop a wheelie on a motorbike
hello mrbean69
Hi rockstar please make it easier to grief the cargo sales of people
absolutely not
Hold Ctrl to bring the nose up
when i do that my guy just raises himself up a little on the bike
That means the bike is shit
Chill with the lols
shit
what bike even is it?
You deserve 10 Orbital Cannon for saying this 
lectro
💀
what's wrong with my bike
Shit
Hold ctrl and w
Bike too heavy to lift
its horrible
Fat bike fr
Ofc to bikes
What if i call u a fat penguin, would u like it?
I couldn't care less brev 🤣
Go ahead 😘
Aight we get to listing cars now 
Which one would u choose for a chill ride around the map
Car or bike?
If its a car I'd choose the carbonizarre
If its a bike Id choose the shinobi
damn, so you're telling me the bike i got for free isnt very good? how did i not see this coming
yeah the lectro is ass, keep it because it was free but its a bad bike
Still need to yap more
what bike would you recommend for flips and wheelies then
Rank 67 still
keep it
Wheelies Manchez Scout C
100%
who the HELL is the mooseman
The wheelies this thing can do is insane
is it expensive
Heyoooo
Hello guys sorry if it's the wrong topic, would anyone help me? I got a lot of stuff but I really don't don't know what to do with them
@tiny sundial, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @wintry river

No idea what that means
not good enough, write a 7 page essay on why you're sorry
no
lester will come to your house and molester you then
i’ll call avon
will lester show up to defend his home?
Means I got the bunker, agency, so many things, but I'm looking for someone to play with..
he'll show up to defend his honor
thats better
@verbal storm, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps4|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4|other-lfg
Requested by: @jagged sedge
Fuck is going on why am I facing hackers in Xbox lobbies
How am I supposed to do that? Sorry I just joined
I know this probably doesnt go with the rules but I just lost my gaming group I played GTA online with on PS5 with and I'm genuinely trying to find friends and people to play it with... My dms are always open if you want to play I just... Could really use a few friends to play with especially with me having a bad few days decently
what are yall doing when u play this game nowadays?
Afk
Grinding to see Michael
nice
Shits 12 mil tho
its so worth it tbh
How come
Adding on the Karin boor is such a lil shitbox it's funny, br8/pr4 jus cause f1 bringham (ghost busters!), buccaneer custom, the og bullet i need a gt40 in this game mayn, stallion it's smexy.
Calico, casco, cavalcades, cavalcade xl, champion it's an Aston ofc I gotta have more than one Aston, chavos v6,
cheburek LADA!, chino custom, clique/clique wagon, club famous golf, cognoscenti/55/cabrio, comet s2, safari i need to make a dakar version.
Og coquette, blackfin, coquette classic, corsita ahhh maserati, deveste eight using for races. Deviant, dilettante PRIUS, dominator FX, dorado, yosemite plus the drift variant, I dislike the g wagon so l'm not listing that but I'll list the dubsta 6x6, Duke, emerus issa senna, eudora, everon RS, examplar, f620 and jugular.
That's all for now thanks for coming to my TED talk. More coming soon
Its just the perfect endgame place to hang out at, spawn at, have your favourite cars and u can also speed up businesses every once in a while
favorite cars list?
I see
Excuse me what
Ofc
Boor is a cool car
Man bunker research is gonna be the end of me holy shit just give me special ammo to unlock not fucking liveries or MOC turrets
on god the boor is fun
Valid
I used to be soo good with it on low grips before drift tune was a thing
Sup
What about us
Wow he managed to do it 
we deliver them instant
There's more coming tmr I cba typing anymore
u charge to much, i want free repairs for the rest of my life
How about we kick u from out insurance plan and u pay for a new car each time u destroy ur current one
My fav cars list has to be:
S95
Stirling GT
Banshee GTS
Banshee
Sentinel XS
Armoured Kuruma
Retinue MK2
Astrale
FMJ MK5
Futo GTX
and more i forgot
Why tf do u think jumping off of pier at 9000mph is gonna be a free repair
Hmm sounds good, if it comes with the exact same modifications
im paying u guys!!!
Because it was the first 4 times I done it
Yeah now u pay us 2-3mil instead of 20k. It was nice doing business with ya
Dumb fella
we expect the unexpected
I tooted
Hey
Meme i started nearly a year ago
Alright cool
Might have to look up the official date I started this dumb meme
can you see it
Who u calling dumb
shit mb i did not want to send this here
I can
What did u guys put at the podium in yor mansion
Panto

oh alr thanks i was making sure
Banshee GTS for me, might change just because its basic af
Custom rv with f1s
STOP IT I AM TRYING TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING
Anytime g
start by keeping your screen on
Gotta love the viper
it is
Lwk my dream car
cayo solo i cant complete it
its lovely yeah
I can't get a viper in the uk unless I import it 😪
Same with my country
18/3/2025 greatest began
#gta-online message
idk if theyre in sweden
Get the first gen viper and redline it through a corner
i just got told to fix my skin color 💀💀
by who
YOU
wdym…
😡
hi dark what’s wrong with you
Sleepy
you told me to change my white skin.
go to bed
no i did not
How many cars where removed on the mercenaries update? i know it was a lot and some have been given back, still, i have noticed theres still a LOT missing, thanks.
😞
probably a few
🙂
way too much
Makki left me fighting a whole army for 15 minutes last night
I DIDNT MEAN TO
EMERGENCY
idk why you kept shooting😭
ok i forgot you’re sassy my bad
She's such a doylem
Blud took a whole 2 hrs to get glitched out then messed up the gctf glitch
What's the employee discount look like
Proof?
I'm good thanks I've already got 1.4billi
wtf? ts sounds too good to be true
If I can't get a pie for at least 30% off I'm out
It gives like 20k
prove it
IT AAS 30 MINUTES
Stop lying 💀
on god
oh a second character wtf
LOL
That's fake
That sounds miserable but I guess it works if you want to subject yourself to that
Sir I have 900 millis in deluxos on my 2nd character I cannot delete that shit
Hello I am facing a technical issues, it is not allowing to post " looking for random heists or jobs" at other heists channel - enhanced GTA 5
Please help
You're not level 5 Mr. Yassir
Got 1.37mil from cayo today I got 3mil in total
Holy rich mf
i found someone with another funny name
Whats the name
mrbean69
Bean me
gamergoon29 and mrbean69. at least ur name isnt Yassir__1 😆
That was me in 2013
Ofc pookie
Can someone with Xbox do a heist with me
what is 😆
😆 funny 😆
i didnt find the other laughing emojis that good
hahahahaha 😆🤣
I didn't know you work at domino's 
this guy is afraid of breaking the law in a game where you are supposed to break the law
this guy wants to play 9-5 💔
you do already
hey mine is cooler
your what
Hiii
hi emily do you luh me
Idk u lol
Same but 8-3
Hm… fine I love u
thanks girl clocked it ate that up slay queen yasssss she luh me
you better or else ill be on ur ass
haha i can say something funny
do not.
haha so funny
Blud is practicing Categorical Imperative in GTAO 😭
I’m buns at gta
wait glitch? what glitch. lol.
me too on god
Basically character hopping
pizza glitch? im so new lol
Bro not even saw my message
@signal whale
Im glad i was able to migrate my character because i could not have started over from 0 💀
?
Savage is 21
Gta 6 sucks
Bruh its not even out yet lol
30fps trash
we need rdr3 more than gta 6
Bully 2 is better
I'd like to meet some -serious- dudes to team with me for one of Lester's heists. I've been only getting either newbies or childs on my sessions so I couldn't progress any further because they kept on dying



