gta-online

[full geyser]

U can help me merge a few cars? Uon have to do nothing fr

[rough onyx]

not bad bored doing missions

[sour galleon]

i'm great hbu

[terse pine]

excuse you

[rough onyx]

chilling doing misssions looking for people to play with

[manic aspen]

Should i just cancel my cayo

[rough onyx]

lol

[manic aspen]

Nothing in vault 1 gold and 1 art

[sour galleon]

he responded to me first haha

[rough onyx]

why ?

[terse pine]

yessss girl live that broke life

[manic aspen]

Jesus christ

[terse pine]

no he didn’t

[rough onyx]

you on pc i can helpm ?

[manic aspen]

Legit jack shit in underground vault only 1 gold and 1 painting in office

[terse pine]

no i’m on abababbaur

[manic aspen]

Holy fuck rubio pls

[sour galleon]

nvm i'm blind

[terse pine]

i know

[rough onyx]

huh?

[last ravine]

Slasher didnt spawn

[terse pine]

haha

[sour galleon]

tf is that supposed to mean

[harsh mesa]

[terse pine]

it means i know

[sharp dome]

[supple hornet]

no

[jade matrix]

[pseudo elm]

Morning guys

[faint spear]

[twin hare]

hey i am new in gta v online plz come someone to introduce

[lament narwhal]

morning

[pseudo elm]

How's it goen

[unique spade]

Requirements.
$1M Dropped Cars.
Minimum 2 people.

1. Person Receiving Money Becomes CEO.
2. Person Giving money becomes Associate.
3. CEO Looks After Cars.
4. Associate Takes cars to LS Customs To Sell.
5. When it says vehicle sold.
6. Leave Game immediately.
7. Rejoin Session.
8. Repeat from steps 2.

NOTES:

1. If you leave the cars they will despawn.
2. If You don't leave game quick enough you won't be able to sell again when you return to session.
   D m if u wanna do it

[harsh mesa]

Lamar introduces u to gta online dw man

[lament narwhal]

erning money

[faint spear]

Wat

[short falcon]

I JUST GOT LOST SLAMVAN

HOLY HELL

[harsh mesa]

From where

[pseudo elm]

Lmfao

[short falcon]

FROM WHEELSPIN

[harsh mesa]

Sell it to me

[twin hare]

no for helping me to do dr d missions

[soft sparrow]

this old and risky now but go ahead

[short falcon]

ITS BLACKLISTED

[supple hornet]

you cant

[sour galleon]

i read this as slav man prob spent too much time in russian servers

[short falcon]

i am russian

[lament narwhal]

can someone help me to earn money?

[jade matrix]

By the time you see this I probably left but

[sour galleon]

privyet

[short falcon]

zdarova

[lament narwhal]

hot blonde?

[short falcon]

i am a man

[lament narwhal]

damn

[terse pine]

hey me too

[harsh mesa]

💔

[short falcon]

ill go customize the slamvan

[harsh mesa]

Time to get off cs2

[short falcon]

holy hell

[sour galleon]

are you now

[terse pine]

i am yes

[harsh mesa]

[lament narwhal]

show me that in online in person

[short falcon]

sure

[lament narwhal]

KOOL

[short falcon]

username?

[harsh mesa]

I need me a mcraren

[lament narwhal]

mcrarena

[terse pine]

macarena

[short falcon]

sent

gotta get the dubsta2 now

[blazing osprey]

wood+gta online

[lament narwhal]

wewe something I got it

[terse pine]

me+gta=insane duo

[short falcon]

yeah

[nocturne idol]

Makki+uwuboy=insane duo

[short falcon]

wewe

i have a gif of that wewe

[harsh mesa]

What will become of it when gtao servers shut down

[terse pine]

please save me from this hellhole his name has uwu in it

[short falcon]

its a twitch 7tv emoji

[terse pine]

i will drop dead

[full geyser]

Is there a better discord server then this?

[short falcon]

no

[faint spear]

You should see chat when the ps server go down

[full geyser]

Where ppl actually active tryna do sum

[faint spear]

Or when a new dlc drops

[terse pine]

the some you go play

[blazing osprey]

Marijuana+raiju insane duo

[fresh magnet]

@full geyser, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[full geyser]

Nd not scamming

[short falcon]

macarena you joining?

[lament narwhal]

I am joinging you to kill

[short falcon]

i am passive

[harsh mesa]

Not happening till like 2029 but alr

[nocturne idol]

Steroids+bodybuilders=insane duo

[faint spear]

Mansion dlc made chat go flying even with 5 sec cooldown

[faint spear]

I mean it's happened twice in 2025

Lmao

Or i should say

[short falcon]

macarena where are you

[faint spear]

When the R* server go down

[terse pine]

IT IS SO ANNOYING BECAUSE THERE WILL BE A MESSAGE EXPLAINING WHY AND PEOPLE REFUSE TO DCROLL UP

mild crash out

[blazing osprey]

the R servers

[lament narwhal]

how can i join your session

[short falcon]

i sent you an invite

[soft sparrow]

you cant start the forklift thing if your in passive looool

[short falcon]

ill resend

[blazing osprey]

when will they add good 2x

[short falcon]

why would you want to do forklift

[faint spear]

@lament narwhal @short falcon best to use DMs if you're playing together

[short falcon]

if there is firefighter

[sharp dome]

Wanna play together

[cunning walrus]

por que no los dos

[short falcon]

they just want to kill me, i aint playing with them

[blazing osprey]

how much money do u get from it

[short falcon]

but alright

[short falcon]

15k per 1 call

[nocturne idol]

Guys Pavel texted me “bad things happen to good kapitan’s”

[short falcon]

ss

[sharp dome]

!rule 1

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@sharp dome

[sharp dome]

Damn you're safe then

[short falcon]

pork no more than two

[lament narwhal]

not japanese?

[short falcon]

MACARENA WHERE ARE YOU

IM WAITING

[lament narwhal]

thats my word where are you

[nocturne idol]

You’re more than safe then

[sharp dome]

[nocturne idol]

You’re double safe

[short falcon]

you aint even in the session, come get me you bastard

[sharp dome]

Okay that's enough

[cunning walrus]

you really gonna report this message
have you never seen that old el paso commercial

[sharp dome]

Ehhhh I'm just here to warn thats all. I don't want you guys tu getting muted thats all

[nocturne idol]

He’s lying he wants you muted

[short falcon]

what is el paso, explanation is my guild

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

Accusations just like Trevor

[sharp dome]

You're mini Trevor

[nocturne idol]

Trevor is in the rubio files

[sharp dome]

Okay.....
Mini Trevor

[nocturne idol]

What’s 59+8

[halcyon bane]

12

[nocturne idol]

Correct

[short falcon]

51

i had to think

[halcyon bane]

I knew it everyone always tells me im good at math

[lament narwhal]

how can i join you from where?

[short falcon]

i literally invited you

in the SC menu

[nocturne idol]

Actually on my calculator it’s 111

[short falcon]

you bastard, are you killing me

[signal whale]

3

[faint spear]

Like the message said

Take it to modmail

[signal whale]

hi mmi

[graceful turtle]

Next one to type is smart

[sharp dome]

[short falcon]

do i report people on modmail too?

[sharp dome]

Wasn't me

[faint spear]

You can

But obviously depends

[short falcon]

cuz some guy is telling me to purchase modding on my account

[faint spear]

Then report them

[graceful turtle]

Hmmm

[faint spear]

I'm Untraceable but helo

[sharp dome]

Can I report my boss to modmai

[signal whale]

but you are ceo of mmi

[harsh mesa]

60

[faint spear]

Not my name though lol

[signal whale]

this is wrong

[faint spear]

I would more than likely do that report if you did

[harsh mesa]

Fym this is wrong

[sharp dome]

thats abusing of power

[signal whale]

the answer is obviously 3

smh

[terse pine]

Smartness is me

[sharp dome]

Here we go again

[harsh mesa]

Nope its 60 check ur maths

[graceful turtle]

Debatable

Actually just plain wrong

[signal whale]

i have checked it 3 times now

[harsh mesa]

I used calc (btw calc is short form for calculator)

[terse pine]

tbf you did hint at the first thing you’d do as a mod is mute somebody

[terse pine]

NO

[harsh mesa]

I dont see anything wrong with it

[signal whale]

this is ball

[nocturne idol]

No it ain’t

[sharp dome]

That's not true thats lies

[terse pine]

[signal whale]

yes tf, not everyone knows that calc is the correct term

[terse pine]

whats correct short for

[signal whale]

i do not know

[terse pine]

me

[signal whale]

oh

gonna try making post malone in gta (cant put a million tattoos all in one area 💔)

[terse pine]

ok you go girl (please don’t)

[signal whale]

i want to slime out lester

[terse pine]

i’m going to slime you out if you do that post malone thing

[signal whale]

i will not

[terse pine]

thank goodness

[lament narwhal]

I can’t join you

[sour galleon]

leave him alone

[terse pine]

WHAT

[signal whale]

hi mr zogslop

[sour galleon]

wassup

[lament narwhal]

wassup

[sour galleon]

i said: leave him alone

[terse pine]

i would never

[sour galleon]

have you gotten a job yet

[signal whale]

she said she wants to slime me out in dms one time

[terse pine]

no

[terse pine]

NO I DIDNT WHAT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[signal whale]

this may not count but i have

[short falcon]

guess not in this life

[sour galleon]

brother she said she wanted to see my glutes once

[signal whale]

LMFAO 💔

[terse pine]

NO I DIDNT

[short falcon]

who the hell are you talking about

[sour galleon]

lmao sorry makki but this has to see the light

[short falcon]

im gonna go watch twitch and try get dubsta2

wish me luck

[sour galleon]

good luck comrade after that play some cs2 and text your friends on telegram

[signal whale]

this is insane

[short falcon]

i dont really play cs2, only with friends, tho i do use telegram

[sour galleon]

of course

[short falcon]

well what other should i use?

MAX?

[sour galleon]

whatsapp

[short falcon]

banned, unstable with a vpn

[sour galleon]

oh yeah shit i forgot

[short falcon]

telegram is the only one that is hard to ban

durov changes urls after ban

telegram is also easy to use

[sudden gate]

can i join someons cayo i play on ps4 before but i have a new acc now on pc may i join someon so i can get kosatka my self

[short falcon]

#pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

[sudden gate]

mb

[short falcon]

you're new, after all

[sudden gate]

yea on this server

[halcyon bane]

shittt i think that might just be a rounding error yk 12, 111 same difference

[terse pine]

hi guys

are we all buddies here

ok whatever i guess not

[gilded sage]

Any tips on how to deal with a level 400 griefer?

[terse pine]

leave

i don’t want your toilet paper jani

[short falcon]

you really should leave

[gilded sage]

Fair enough. He goes ballistic, luke his life depends on it.

[terse pine]

maybe it does

[gilded sage]

Just because I blew up his rc.

[terse pine]

what’s an rc

[gilded sage]

Dude, I'm only level 91.

[short falcon]

remote control

[terse pine]

oh

[gilded sage]

His toy.

[terse pine]

i’m level 93 loser

[gilded sage]

In the same pot.

[short falcon]

im level 109 losers

[terse pine]

no i’m in a better pot

[terse pine]

your pot sucks

[gilded sage]

Below 100, so.

[nocturne idol]

Gotta love casino randoms that die mid escape

[terse pine]

i can spell qtip with your name

[nocturne idol]

I can spell ikkam with your name

[gilded sage]

I have a feeling this guy is hacking.

Teleports, and insta-kill.

[kindred raft]

130, loser

[cunning walrus]

maybe he's just really good

[signal whale]

im level 491 💀

[short falcon]

[sour galleon]

lmaoo

[signal whale]

💀

HI BOB

[sour galleon]

wassup bobby

[kindred raft]

give bob some cheesecake

[astral sentinel]

Hi

[queen thicket]

hi guys

[terse pine]

HI BOB

[signal whale]

bob needs everything

[terse pine]

hi internet

[queen thicket]

hi

[nocturne idol]

Bob can I get a kiss

[astral sentinel]

R u me or an I u

[signal whale]

bob also needs to stop dressing like a female

[signal whale]

😕

[kindred raft]

💋

[nocturne idol]

Bob can dress as femininely as he wants

[terse pine]

haha he said my name and nobody else’s

i support this

[astral sentinel]

I’m the Bob where my parents left me

[signal whale]

u showed me

[errant latch]

why is there no one in cayonlfg bro

[kindred raft]

bob also likes femboys

[nocturne idol]

Same

[terse pine]

nobody wants your cayo duh

[terse pine]

he would love danish

[rich sluice]

maybe they dont wanna do cayo

[queen thicket]

ain’t nobody wanna do cayo

[signal whale]

WHAT

[terse pine]

what

[nocturne idol]

Can confirm

[signal whale]

im NOT a femboy

[violet flint]

what’s the best way to turn direction left right in a mk1

[astral sentinel]

Which Bob

[terse pine]

that dm says otherwise

[sour galleon]

not you lol

[astral sentinel]

Grahhhh

[kindred raft]

bob which got cargo

[terse pine]

yes

[signal whale]

huh what dm

[rich sluice]

nut on cargo bob

[signal whale]

NO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[kindred raft]

LOL

[terse pine]

instagram!!!

[wet falcon]

bruh this first cayo setup i think is so hard😭

[signal whale]

STOP

[kindred raft]

snapchat is better

[terse pine]

STOP WHAT

[rich sluice]

[astral solstice]

Hi

[fresh magnet]

@astral solstice, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[signal whale]

on god bob someone to love

[astral solstice]

I do I just have to login

[rich sluice]

now you are

[rich sluice]

bro what💀

[nocturne idol]

My name is first cayo setup

I will

[signal whale]

we leave bob alone

[astral solstice]

Look up on PlayStation King Billy

[rich sluice]

dw itll be fun bro

[signal whale]

excuse you

[jagged sedge]

Hey gents, let's keep the chat appropriate yeah?

[nocturne idol]

You heard me

[wet falcon]

bruh i keep getting to the compund then the opposite side of me is the tower i have to go to and i always get caught

[sour galleon]

nobody is nutting on bob only i can

[signal whale]

yes sir

[astral solstice]

67

[rich sluice]

bro js go off road and run there😭💔

[wet falcon]

i did

[rich sluice]

you can get nutted on with him

[signal whale]

why

[short falcon]

REDCLIFF FIXED YAYATYEUAHYTOUAEYT

[rich sluice]

shhhhhh its ok

[sour galleon]

mods get him outta here

[short falcon]

I GOTTA GO, NO DUBSTA2

[rich sluice]

brotato how you still getting caught

[signal whale]

😕

[astral solstice]

Fat

Boy

[violet flint]

what’s the best way to turn direction left right in a mk1

[signal whale]

wdym

where is bob 😕

[terse pine]

😭 bob

[signal whale]

dude got banned for a week

[wintry river]

[kindred raft]

what did poor bob do

[terse pine]

hi

[signal whale]

hi

[terse pine]

quick what’s your favourite car

[gilded sage]

Dealt with the griefer.

[terse pine]

be speedy

[kindred raft]

Raiju

[terse pine]

oh clocked how’d you do that

[terse pine]

that’s a boat

[kindred raft]

oh damn

[gilded sage]

Wait until he leaves, I waited in Vanilla Unicorn.

[signal whale]

this isnt a car bro

[signal whale]

are you sure you just waited in there

[kindred raft]

Its a boat, you are right

[gilded sage]

Ye.

[terse pine]

oh so you’re that ttpe of person

[violet flint]

like the turning in the air is harder? any way to make my life easier?

[gilded sage]

[terse pine]

get a few hookers too?

[signal whale]

or did you "wait"

[signal whale]

its not that hard, just glide it and turn slowly

[gilded sage]

No bro, just wait wait. He left asfter wasting all his rpg's.

[terse pine]

haha funny

yes it is

[signal whale]

no its true, flying the mk1 isnt hard

if you wanna turn dont turn hard like you would on the ground

[signal whale]

i know someone that wouldve gotten 10 💔

[wary lynx]

It's not as hard as it is abnormal

[signal whale]

yes its just different

[wary lynx]

If it had rudder/yaw control it would be as simple as flying a plane without constant thrust but it doesn't so you have to work around that

[vital carbon]

Yo any advice on how I can make more than 10 million so I can afford a mansion?

[subtle pebble]

is gta online available?

[thorn atlas]

[terse pine]

is this person alive

[mighty ruin]

Dm

[signal whale]

yeah he wont stop

[signal whale]

idk

[signal whale]

i caught him w one yesterday

[terse pine]

ofc you did

[frigid halo]

any beginner tips?

[signal whale]

how much of a beginner are you

[novel elbow]

Guys guess what?

[frigid halo]

i just started 2 days ago

[novel elbow]

I glitched out the crew color

[signal whale]

do cluckin bell and knoway. do the dax missions to get the acid lab as your first business. its very solo friendly

[frigid halo]

aight

[signal whale]

acid lab sells at 357k if im correct without any bonuses. it sells at around 527k i think with the max bonus you can get

[frigid halo]

i got 1m at start

[signal whale]

and when you can

id say to either get the kosatka or the nightclub. that one is up to you

but the kosatka opens up the cayo perico heist which you can do solo

of what

[reef thicket]

yo

[haughty dove]

Yes

[signal whale]

💀

[haughty dove]

Nah

[twin bridge]

Just ignore them

Wouldn’t be the first time that someone is trying to sell something to someone who is in a discord server

I’ve gotten many people trying to sell and advertise shit to me over the years

[pulsar steeple]

does armour upgrade affect weight of a car?

[median otter]

#freebob

[terse pine]

💀

[signal whale]

on god

[signal whale]

💀

[median otter]

💀💀

[terse pine]

stop spamming

[signal whale]

😕

[terse pine]

no please

[median otter]

Sorry makki

[terse pine]

i accept your apology

[median otter]

Thank you diva

You like my new pfp?

[terse pine]

🙂

[median otter]

😍

[terse pine]

who is that man i can’t tell if he’s real or fake

[median otter]

He’s from resident evil 3

[terse pine]

oh clocked

[signal whale]

😕

[rich sluice]

i just bought gta 5 today how many hours does it normally take for u guys

[terse pine]

smile

[rich sluice]

the download

[terse pine]

idk it took me like

idk i went to bed after clicking download

[rich sluice]

oh alr

[nocturne idol]

These casino randoms are genuinely gonna make me tweak

[signal whale]

🙂

[nocturne idol]

Follow the host? ❌ alert the guards like a dumbass? ✅

[signal whale]

the random glitches in the casino make me crash tf out

[weak ivy]

thats why u dont play w randoms

[terse pine]

couldn’t be me i don’t tweak out ever!

um i knew that

[rich sluice]

?

[nocturne idol]

They’re level 100

That’s not that low of a level

[terse pine]

yeah i was a low level and i knew that

[nocturne idol]

He can see the blue fucking cones

[terse pine]

it’s common sense ngl

[rich sluice]

it says ur lvl 5

[nocturne idol]

And then DIED immediately after

[rich sluice]

isnt that low either

[terse pine]

server level

[nocturne idol]

That’s discord

[rich sluice]

ah

[weak ivy]

💀💀💀💀

[rich sluice]

i see.

[cunning walrus]

dum person

[nocturne idol]

That ain’t much better

[rich sluice]

chillax bro

[terse pine]

drama queen can’t spell

[cunning walrus]

take a chill pill

[weak ivy]

u can tell by his name hes a npc

[terse pine]

please don’t

[rich sluice]

avoiding bans?

[terse pine]

hey it’s true

[nocturne idol]

This dude literally went a whole different route that makes no sense

[terse pine]

mods get him

[terse pine]

WHY DO THEY DO THAT

ban evasion

[nocturne idol]

How do you even manage to die immediately after getting caught

Do you just get blasted by 50 shotguns

[terse pine]

ITS SO BAD

what’s ur join date?

server

[stone briar]

whats a nice sports or super car that maybe has hsw upgrade and is hella quick

[nocturne idol]

Surely this new team of randoms isn’t useless

[stone briar]

already have it

[nocturne idol]

Where tf did you get that info from

The normal banshee is NOT fast

WHY THE FUCK IS MY VAN ALL THE WAY IN VINEWOOD

[terse pine]

i know who did it

don’t say anything but it was danish

[nocturne idol]

WHO took the gruppe sechs van on a joyride

[cunning walrus]

vinewood is nice this time of year it could be worse

[nocturne idol]

Yeah I definitely bought the gruppe sechs van

It’s the actual heist part

I SAID ITS THE HEIST

not setups

[terse pine]

is your brain malfunctioning

i apologize that was rude

[jagged sedge]

I thought you can't buy mandatory preps

[kindred folio]

Correct

[nocturne idol]

You realize there’s a van on Warstock

🫩

Holy shit did this server get its brain shrunk today

[kindred folio]

You didn’t specify

[nocturne idol]

FUCKA READ UP

[vernal thicket]

would i be stupid if i spend 795k on the sultan rs for the benny og works

[kindred folio]

Now you’re pressed

[nocturne idol]

“You have a gruppe sechs van??”

Wonder what I possibly replied to

[vernal thicket]

i have 1.4 mil rn (im a relatively new player)

[cunning walrus]

hey it's 30% off this week

perhaps you should check it out

[nocturne idol]

Must’ve turned on ghost organization while replying

[jagged sedge]

Yeah I read that part, the answer wasn't "I finished that prep" so I was wondering

[nocturne idol]

I said “surely this new team of randoms isn’t useless”

Yeah I definitely don’t have the prep done

[cunning walrus]

nah it's a video game buy what you want
it's technically better to spend the money on something that will return your investment but who cares

[jagged sedge]

This is why we got 10 billion people pleading for money instead of grinding it

[vernal thicket]

Like what?

I heard acid lab is good

Idk what else

Im lvl 18

[bright ocean]

I’m doing cayo and I found a green thing as the primary target

Can anyone explain

[nocturne idol]

Gang what is a green thing

[late reef]

a thing that is green

[jagged sedge]

An xbox

[bright ocean]

DMs

[nocturne idol]

1/10 expected

[last ravine]

I did all clues slasher doesnt appear

[nocturne idol]

Slasher said you’re too broke for him to appear

[floral silo]

guys how do i spend money in story ? i am confused

i have 2 bill

purchased every gun every car like 5 max i cna hold in garaege so 5 most expensive

[late reef]

buy the golf course

[floral silo]

already did

[soft sparrow]

just joined a random race there was a guy with 30k races done god damn

and somehow a jet flying about

[floral silo]

still have 2 bil on all 3 charac

[bright ocean]

[nocturne idol]

Istg if one of these greedy ass randoms asks for more in casino again

Actin like THEY did anything

I FUCKING CALLED IT

[late reef]

ill join for 70%

[nocturne idol]

Just got a message asking for 25 percent hell no

[weak ivy]

u are greedy

[nocturne idol]

They didn’t do nun for the setups why should they get over 15

[weak ivy]

its not about the money

[drowsy parrot]

I need someones help for, 4 mil

[vapid basin]

It’s his damn heist bro he gets to decide what the cuts are. If anything asking for more cut on someone else’s heist is greedy

[late reef]

buy a shark card

[weak ivy]

🤫

[nocturne idol]

Especially when they did absolutely nothing

[vapid basin]

Yeah exactly

Honestly people who do that to me I tell them to fuck off and I’ll find another less greedy person. I say it everytime.

[honest raptor]

don’t encourage this neanderthal behavior

[nocturne idol]

Lmao

Finally these randoms didn’t ask for a higher cut

And the van isn’t in vinewood

[bleak cove]

istg its impossible to find people who wanna dogfight

only people you find in planes are god mode or modders

[vapid basin]

I just think it’s funny how randoms ask for a higher cut as if they are the only person capable of doing the heist with you. And honestly 15% isn’t even bad. Lowkey I would want it less then that if they didn’t do anything

[tropic raptor]

Guys I got 11 Mil
Where should I spend it on
I need Suggestions

[bleak cove]

its boring lol

[bleak cove]

planes

[tropic raptor]

Like

[bleak cove]

Pyro 🔥

[tropic raptor]

But I don't think I'll even use it

I have a Kosatka 😃

I need to Spend

I got Businesses

Yeahh I have everything with Cosmetics soo I need Suggestions on Vehicles and Stuff

COSMETICS ARE IMPORTANT !

I have all the Businesses 😭

[nocturne idol]

I finally did it

[tropic raptor]

Have both of them too

Mk2 too

[cunning walrus]

buy 10 high end properties and fill them with cars

[nocturne idol]

2.4mil take with randoms is good enough for me

[tropic raptor]

Yeah tell me which cars

What is that

[terse pine]

[cunning walrus]

idk whatever is interesting to you, i do themes
gtabase is a good site to browse cars and sort by class/manufacturer

[tropic raptor]

Bitch is back

[nocturne idol]

Didn’t know that the facility could time travel and take us back to d-day

What’re we stealing, MP40’s?

[steady osprey]

😭

[nocturne idol]

Hear me out we time travel into the future with em in perfect condition and sell them

High risk high reward

[steady osprey]

Prolly better of getting a Luger many veterans took em for trophy

[nocturne idol]

Good idea

[steady osprey]

Just hide in the boats while ur teammates die

Speedrunninh ban in this server?

[nocturne idol]

If anything that’ll lower your chances of living

[tropic raptor]

Maybe I get another Yacht

[steady osprey]

Yeah probably getting urself killed by ur seargent

[nocturne idol]

I js remembered the 150k from using the noose disguises

Every other time my team got caught before we could get to the heli

[nocturne idol]

And off he goes

[kindred raft]

I was gonna say "do us a favor and do it" but he got banned already

[steady osprey]

Lmao

[quaint crescent]

Done cayo perico 30 times and got the diamond ONES

🤦

[nocturne idol]

Fitting name for what just happened Lwk

[lavish estuary]

can anybody help me sell cocaine?

[nocturne idol]

😭

[fresh magnet]

@lavish estuary, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[steady osprey]

Nah that’s illegal

[feral coral]

hell yeah, I just won the Mammoth Patriot from the casino wheel

[steady osprey]

Damn

[feral coral]

MURICA

[nocturne idol]

Too bad the Humvee is useless 💔

[steady osprey]

Got Imani tech

[last ravine]

Well maybe time to move to rdr2 online and finish 8 story missions

[nocturne idol]

Plenty of others do

[terse pine]

horse head

[steady osprey]

Im playing it rn

[steady osprey]

Free car tho u can’t complain

[nocturne idol]

Ima complain when I already got it

I don’t need a 2nd

[young hedge]

Hey sister

[steady osprey]

Reasonable

[lucid smelt]

what’s the best businesses

[nocturne idol]

Nightclub, agency, acid lab

[lucid smelt]

i have nc w cocaine lockup and meth lab

[nocturne idol]

And the occasional MC business when they’re on 2x

[lucid smelt]

i need to upgrade sum shit in it tho

[night ferry]

My business 🙂

[nocturne idol]

Best ones are warehouse, counterfeit, and bunker along with those two

[lucid smelt]

ah

[nocturne idol]

That’s the best setup you can get for NC

[lucid smelt]

ight

[nocturne idol]

and the equipment upgrade ofc

[night ferry]

Yoo you got grayson added?

[nocturne idol]

Costs a lot but it’s worth it

[lucid smelt]

yes

[rich sluice]

bro

[night ferry]

You play clash?

[lucid smelt]

yes

[lucid smelt]

well kinda

[night ferry]

Crazy lol 😂

[lucid smelt]

and you?

[night ferry]

Never thought id meet a mutal

[night ferry]

Yeah i do

[lucid smelt]

yuh

[lucid smelt]

how many trophies

[night ferry]

I added you maybe we can add each other on clash

[night ferry]

11500

[lucid smelt]

sure idm

[night ferry]

Send fl

[lucid smelt]

i got 8k lmao i ain played in a few months

[night ferry]

Thats fine lol

[nocturne idol]

Rockstar I don’t want paleto plane stop it

[small path]

Can anyone help me and my freind with the replay glitch

[fresh magnet]

@small path, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[candid torrent]

Oh

[sharp garnet]

SHOULD I SWITCH TO ENHANCED FROM LEGACY? 0/100 VOTES

[signal whale]

why do you need 100 votes

[mental nexus]

Obviously its a lot better

[sharp garnet]

SHOULD I SWITCH TO ENHANCED FROM LEGACY? 2/100 VOTES

[nocturne idol]

Otn didn’t even vote 😭

[bright ocean]

How can I sell multiple cars a day

[nocturne idol]

Selling them

[sharp garnet]

oh

SHOULD I SWITCH TO ENHANCED FROM LEGACY? 1/100 VOTES

[signal whale]

do you want me to vote @sharp garnet

[bright ocean]

Would be more useful if you stfu

[sharp garnet]

Yes or no

[jagged sedge]

Ye

[signal whale]

yes

[sharp dome]

-40 votes

[nocturne idol]

Proof

Man fuck el rubio tequila and 2 gold 😭😭

[bright ocean]

Proof for what?

[nocturne idol]

Proof

[royal zealot]

What is with all these dead chats right now??

[sour galleon]

ur already enhanced

[bright ocean]

I wish if I could drink it instead of robbing it

@nocturne idol @young hedge

[jagged sedge]

Employment

[young hedge]

What

[royal zealot]

Funny.

[nocturne idol]

Fuck it I guess ima get 2 weed and 2 cash

At least I’ll prolly get a million

[ivory bridge]

Ya can’t

If we’re talking about Cayo. Weed fills up 33%

[young hedge]

Look for cocaine

[ivory bridge]

And cash fills up 25%

[nocturne idol]

Hell naw I’m only goin airport

[ivory bridge]

sooo you’ll be able to take 2 weed 1 cash and a bit of cash

[young hedge]

There's a motorcycle you can use

[nocturne idol]

Too bad

[ivory bridge]

I don’t blame him. North dock is pretty hard to sneak in

In the intel it’s fine. In the finale it’s difficult asf

[young hedge]

It's like 5 minutes cmon

[mossy jasper]

Who's with modded aircrafts!DM

[nocturne idol]

Only motorcycle I’m using is for Intel and to escape

[young hedge]

Just look for some good white cocaine

[wild badger]

tht booga suga

[livid violet]

anyone want gamepass

[nocturne idol]

Yuh it’s annoying to sneak

[livid violet]

for pc and xbox dirtcheap

[young hedge]

!rule 5

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@young hedge

[nocturne idol]

Airport overall is way faster for Intel and finale

[young hedge]

Wrong rule

[young hedge]

!rule 10

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 10

Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").

Requested by

@young hedge

[livid violet]

ma fault

[young hedge]

Kosatka is faster

[hushed bane]

Online character logic: can take lots of bullets, can't fall for more than 4 feets

[nocturne idol]

Can pick up all the gold in casino but only 1.5 stacks in cayo

[ivory bridge]

Ego chaser is stronger than you think

[young hedge]

It's not looney toons bro

[solemn mist]

cant climb a little incline either
we got some chicken legs

[hushed bane]

also you can bail out only losing body armor

Without even a visible wound

[sharp garnet]

chicken

[young hedge]

Fried chicken

With fries

[solid gyro]

!gta

[fresh magnet]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

Requested by: @solid gyro

[cunning walrus]

cluckin bell

[terse pine]

niobe

[hushed bane]

What happened to the agility guys like CJ had

That's why I love it

GTA v sucks physically speaking

Like when a rocket makes you fly

[sharp garnet]

cluck your bell

[hushed bane]

Also people running you over at least exit the car and ask if you okay like you'd do in Us

[sharp garnet]

cluck his bell

[hushed bane]

Instead in LS nobody gives a shit if a car flattens ya

[wet falcon]

can anyone help me with a cayo setup? just one and if u want u can do heist with me

[fresh magnet]

@wet falcon, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[sharp garnet]

cluck your ahh!

[celest hornet]

do not fuck el rubio's tequila

[hushed bane]

"Yummy doodle a do how can I serve you?"

[sharp garnet]

eat spongebob

[sharp garnet]

do not fuck el rubio's wife in the car

[jagged sedge]

By sheer fucking will.

That and #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg

[sharp garnet]

#gta-media message el rubio's wife

[nocturne idol]

Kidnap their families and force them to play

[sharp garnet]

no it's @signal whale 's friends

[signal whale]

huh

[nocturne idol]

People

[nocturne idol]

Ima kiss you

[signal whale]

what the fuck

[terse pine]

what

[signal whale]

what am i supposed to look at

[signal whale]

@terse pine

[terse pine]

what on earth is up with people

[nocturne idol]

Cmere

[signal whale]

the guy in the car?

[terse pine]

iq definitely isn’t

[nocturne idol]

Sorry but you have updog

[signal whale]

what do you want from me

[nocturne idol]

You didn’t say the thing.

[signal whale]

yeah what about him

[nocturne idol]

Now ima have to kiss @signal whale extra rough cause you didn’t say the thing

[signal whale]

bro what fucking thing

yeah

[signal whale]

dont fucking kiss me wdym

[terse pine]

trust me he does NOT want her😭

[signal whale]

huh

[nocturne idol]

I will

[signal whale]

yeah he does it all the time

[signal whale]

dawg i do not want to kiss u at all

[rapid imp]

Who will go robbery "human labs" preparatory tasks need 2 people

[nocturne idol]

I prolly should be asking if you’re of age before I say ts

[fresh magnet]

@rapid imp, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[ebon flower]

Anyone from ps5 wanna help me merge cars

[fresh magnet]

@ebon flower, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[signal whale]

why dont you ask him then idk 💔

[nocturne idol]

Are you a minor

[signal whale]

yeah

[nocturne idol]

Fuck

[signal whale]

ha ha fuck you

[nocturne idol]

Why do I suddenly have white hair and own little Saint James!

[dapper iron]

Why the hell this chat turned into dating app

[terse pine]

cause ur weird

[nocturne idol]

This can’t be!

[nocturne mauve]

whats happening

[nocturne idol]

Good point

[fresh magnet]

@sharp glen, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[wintry river]

can you guys use DMs for whatever this is?

[torn quarry]

Question for the old players
Woukd it be worth or a waste of cash to buy a nightclub where the upgrades might take little long to invest in ??

[nocturne idol]

Gang 😭

[unkempt vigil]

30 seconds

[signal whale]

wtf are you talking about

[nocturne idol]

MISSPELL OF DOOM

Ronnie 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[terse pine]

what a weird thing to say

thank you i’ll add him to my list of trusted people

[torn quarry]

Fixed it 🥲

[quiet pulsar]

Np bro he is goated also he doesn't speak that good english

[terse pine]

thank you i’ll add him to my not too good at english list as well

[fresh magnet]

@primal oracle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wintry river

[nocturne idol]

Rockits

[terse pine]

can i play with rockets instead

[leaden pond]

yes

[steep ginkgo]

Hey Guys in new

[terse pine]

what

[steep ginkgo]

Im

[nocturne idol]

cool

[wild badger]

[steep ginkgo]

Thanks

[nocturne idol]

n't

[harsh mesa]

n't

[fresh magnet]

@primal oracle, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[terse pine]

there’s a chance

[tropic raptor]

What even is that

[terse pine]

you

[tropic raptor]

Says who

[nocturne idol]

Somebody

[fresh magnet]

@main scarab, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps4｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps4｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps4｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps4｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps4｜other-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[bright patio]

can u do casino heist with 2 players

[nocturne idol]

What rp

[nocturne idol]

Yes

[bright patio]

thx bros

[nocturne idol]

Gang you in the wrong server or sum 😭

You just cast a spell on us?

[fresh magnet]

@median arrow, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[nocturne idol]

No you’re Moha

[livid folio]

Yo what?

[onyx roost]

I tried in both public and invite only

[livid folio]

No you’re nobody

[nocturne idol]

No I’m somebody

[livid folio]

Nah your name is nobody

[livid folio]

Therefore you are nobody

[median otter]

Hi

[nocturne idol]

Damn it

[livid folio]

Unfortunately you are not recognized as someone. You are only recognized as nobody

[elder pasture]

Is it worth it to buy the upgrades for the coke fac rn?

[median otter]

Shuto el upo

[elder pasture]

Even security upgrade?

[livid folio]

Nobody asked 💀

[terse pine]

what’s your ps4 username

[livid folio]

Damn it you got me there lol 😂

[elder pasture]

Does the police thing occur often or makes the business risky?

[novel knoll]

Yo

[frigid raptor]

Anyone need help with anything dm me

[fresh magnet]

@frigid raptor, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[elder pasture]

Oh ok

[nocturne idol]

What’s good my fellow humans

[terse pine]

yes

[dapper iron]

[fresh magnet]

@patent copper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[terse pine]

i’m normal

[nocturne idol]

Ey that’s me

But worsah

[terse pine]

??

[mint turret]

Cat

[dapper iron]

Its better

[fresh magnet]

@patent copper, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[terse pine]

[nocturne idol]

No I’m bettah

[dapper iron]

You're from Temu 😭

[nocturne idol]

If I was worsah howah wouldah Iah beah cliffadah

[dapper iron]

Speak American

[signal whale]

where is darshan

[dapper iron]

Yeah that works too lol

[terse pine]

there @signal whale

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 1

Refrain from using languages other than English.

Requested by

@young hedge

[formal trench]

Scouted the entire island for over an hour and still can't find grappling equipment or guard clothes. Very cool rockstar, I'm spent like 10 hours to make my $2 million back

[dapper iron]

Other languange is no bueno here

[royal hawk]

Hey I was wondering is anyone micd up and play regularly. I been looking to play but either everyone doesn’t know how to do the heist or just not on the same level as me. My psn is the same as my user im on p5 but have both versions of gta.

[devout umbra]

Hi

[terse pine]

how is that weird

[nocturne idol]

You called for me

The temufightah

[dapper iron]

Yes

Gripen would smoked you easily @nocturne idol

[terse pine]

im guessing that the majority of the mods are primarily english so translating msgs to be sure that nth stupid is going on would be annoying, and multiple different languages in one channel is chaotic

[nocturne idol]

CHINA NUMBA WUAN

[terse pine]

you can just not here😭i know french but i don’t speak it here

[dapper iron]

We're gonna free you soon

[nocturne idol]

CHINYAH BETTAW

[terse pine]

nobody was sensitive i’m sure he was just goofing around when he said rule 1

[dapper iron]

[terse pine]

i’m crine😭

capitalization wasn’t the only issue there

“peps”

[elder pasture]

Kk ty

[terse pine]

um ok guys akula or pyro

thank goodness

[mint turret]

Few weeks i suppose

[sour galleon]

d’accord

[terse pine]

no stop you’re evil

[steady osprey]

Pyro

[terse pine]

i support you

[mint turret]

Here

[steady osprey]

Akula is to bad

And always plane>heli in gta

[terse pine]

what is m drop

[warped grail]

Gambling

[steady osprey]

Opinion≠skill?

[mint turret]

Sparrow is great

[fresh magnet]

@dusky sandal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @young hedge

[steady osprey]

It’s good but for PvP still planes

[mint turret]

Yeah and it's fast and spawns next to you with only 2 minute cooldown and it's not a personal vehicle . So it's a win win heli

So 2 pennies

[signal whale]

hi darshan how are you

[terse pine]

hi darshan how are you

[rich sluice]

what

[terse pine]

answer me first darshan

[mint turret]

Good probably.

[terse pine]

i’m feeling betrayed

[mint turret]

[next roost]

Do you land the sparrow while going 100 mph vertically or what

[terse pine]

vertical is up right

[mint turret]

You type after him...

[signal whale]

who are you

[terse pine]

but we have history

[next roost]

Up n down

[rich sluice]

i’m hungry

[harsh mesa]

Its obsessed with giving pole dances

[terse pine]

wow i would not like landing vertical

[signal whale]

hi hungry

[rich sluice]

hi

can you make me food

[steady osprey]

Hi zaya

[signal whale]

it depends

what do you want

[harsh mesa]

Use hydra's vtol

[rich sluice]

hi

[harsh mesa]

A jet

[signal whale]

a jet

[ebon bay]

im starting to feel like m-lab business isnt worth it if i keep getting obliterated every time i try to deliver product.

[harsh mesa]

I am

[steady osprey]

Why are u hungry

[harsh mesa]

Say less

[terse pine]

[brazen relic]

Where do you buy crystal lab?

[signal whale]

over there

[brazen relic]

Thanks

[signal whale]

wait why are you asking mr white shouldnt you have a lot

[mint turret]

I will take that into consideration next time

[rich sluice]

i didn’t eat enough

[terse pine]

thank you darshan

[signal whale]

ur a fraud investigator right

[brazen relic]

40 Big Gs

[harsh mesa]

Maybe not ask random people to eat u

[brazen relic]

I don't have a damn clue who you are

[graceful turtle]

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[harsh mesa]

Yeah tho u got a warning

[rich sluice]

i am

quite obviously

[brazen relic]

50s

[mint turret]

I am using that name for yacht rn. I will ping you with media when I turn on my pc

[brazen relic]

Ik who Anakin/Darth Vader is

[velvet yarrow]

weird question but how do you get rid of a stalker modder without changing your account

[jagged sedge]

[signal whale]

well i have something for you

[mint turret]

[velvet yarrow]

or can you at all

[brazen relic]

But in the show the guy says "I don't have a damn clue who you are"

[still vector]

whats the diff between GTA5 and GTA5 ENHANCED for pc?

[rich sluice]

do you

[supple hornet]

one is enhanced

[signal whale]

yes

[steady osprey]

Damn that kinda makes sense

[brazen relic]

Better graphics and quicker load in time ig

[still vector]

but theyre the same game?

[next roost]

They aren't

[harsh mesa]

Turn off ur router for 15 minutes then turn it back on, contact rockstar and ask them to maybe change ur rid

[still vector]

because i js loaded up the not enhanced one and i have $4000000

[mint turret]

A lot of difference. It's supposed to be an improved version with better graphic and more dlcs like hsw and stuff

[velvet yarrow]

would rockstar even help me out

[still vector]

oh okay

[rich sluice]

do you really

[next roost]

"dlcs"

[rich sluice]

yea :((

[signal whale]

yes

[harsh mesa]

U can also report the modder on online ticket and tell them ur situation and hope they do something about it

[rich sluice]

and what

[signal whale]

do you like giraffes

[mint turret]

That's what I call it , is it incorrect to use that term

[steady osprey]

Eat snacks they are free in ur office

[graceful turtle]

3 million madrazo files

[steady osprey]

Release the madrazo files

[graceful turtle]

They have been released

[next roost]

Dlcs are optional. No update in this game is optional

[steady osprey]

They are censored

[harsh mesa]

Madrazo himself did expose a lil of it already

[mint turret]

Alright thanks

[graceful turtle]

Well Trevor Philips is definitely included even if they censor his name

[steady osprey]

Def

[graceful turtle]

U think Michael is also included

[vocal whale]

Idk why people call it the madrazo files. More like Rubio files.

[graceful turtle]

Cuz they contain Patricia madrazo

[steady osprey]

Hmm maybe

[graceful turtle]

Oh shit now I got the joke

[steady osprey]

At least has some links

[steady osprey]

Lmaoo

[graceful turtle]

What if Pavel is included

[vocal whale]

“Bpbucks268 took the easy way out”