#gta-online
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The second one
one of my favs
Imagine watchdog n gta
The first one set in Chicago
Everyone would be Lester running around hacking each other's vehicles lmao
Imagine hacking streetlights in gta when your being chased by a opreser
Oppersor MK II don't follow street lights tho šæ
O
It would be better to detonate the MK II instead with a hacking module
turning off mk2 engines fr
Iām unlocking my mk2 tomorrow š
Like emp them like from need for speed
Fr or mess with it and reverse it lol
FeelsGoodMan
Don't grief people with that lol
I might act up for a little bit but Iāll chill eventually
i barely even use that thing
I gotta learn cayo and diamond
i used the og oppressor
got him 
How to get explosive ammo on mk1
mk1 guns? you can't
there is no exp ammo for mk1 oppressor rather the mk2
O I guess only on mk2 then
via terrobyte
Just go to your terrobyte and change it
guys, does anyone have any motiviation to play prison breaks setups with me
Use #pc-eļ½old-heist-lfg for that
Shi I can bro what lvl is it
Nvm
U PC mb
Use one at lubary
its cool bro, i literally cant find anyone to play w
Personal computer š¤¢
No
for cmm on doomsday / apartment heists cant i js replay
@junior rune, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
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Everything else: #pc-eļ½other-lfg
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Is there a looking for races section or nah?
for cmm for either of those, if you replay any part of those you'll end up resetting progress, its a one time bonus, and you have to play them all in order, with the same team, without dying in order to achieve it
so u cant cheat it
Yes you can't join someone else heist either
If someone dies lets say, all players would have to instantly quit their game at once, which can be quite hard to do, if even one person misses it, then they lose the progress for it
Whatās the fastest car rn
Banshee gts
fastest in top speed still is the Banshee GTS
i mean on pc the ahk thing
Both old and new gen
Should I get the Hydra or Starling?
Tow truck (with glitch)
Banshee GTS HSW for speed
Coil Cyclone II HSW for acceleration in both forward and reverse
Dodo
but overall id say Niobe
I blew up like 10 minutes after driving it
Already have one
Lore accurate dodge viper
you still want an other kalahari?
Idk
alpha mail need to get their shit together, this warehouse is an unorganised mess
Iām trying to lay low rn. That account got banned
@ashen swan tell @stoic dust to stream
Raiju
ah yikes
Idk what for. But the car was glitched so
Getting plat for the paper deliveries and firefighting was easy
Getting it for the forklift trial was 
Probably not the reason tho
I can't pull 7M from my ass
nah its not the cars id be long gone if it was
Who is the lucky one?
Its definitely NOT 7M
I was giving strangers rides in it right when I got banned so now Iām paranoid
Please look at {r:10} before adverting
Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").
@pliant kestrel
Can somebody help me in getting old discord overlay to track texts and lfgs while ingame ? Possible with new discord overlay?
Lmao
gotta have a word with the manager bc im bout to be a HR nightmare here in a second
Trade price?
I ain't got that
ive got like 380 modded cars I would be banned looong ago if it was cars

Get it
Mf
lemme borrow 1
if you were on xbox id let you
U think I just have an avenger sitting around
Yup

I have one in my asshole
use it
Its stuck
Sure buddy, as long as its stored and cool its ready to use
š
Hi nobody
nah he wont help us most of us stole his car
Hi again sophia
Arceneme

ā¦

The what
Yeah Sophia is my arcenemy
Idek why
Archenemy you mean
That's what she says
Do you often destroy your car?
Thats how insurance works maam 
I never paid you tho
And me neither, so i dont understand english when you misspelled it so bad

You a bad executive
Gotta love incompetent casino teams
My bad man. English ain't my first language
I can see why he is you achenemy
What is? š
that's a lie
Ehhhhhh u won't know even if I tell you
Neither is mine, and I don't intend to learn what does achenyme means
Dont make me call lester and put a reward on you
Really
I will
Marathi
Okay
If you do it ill call merryweather on you
Oh cool
2nd is hindi and 3rd is English
My first is Italian
4th is Japanese
My 2 is English but I cant pronounce anything
I had an interest in Italian but it's difficult asl
Alr let's not get carry away before a staff shows up.
Isn't like the same as learning portuguese
Back to gta
I don't think so
Why are silent and sneaky randoms so useless
Were talking about our gta characters wym?
Nikki or sapphire 
Harry is probably spectating us
What
yeh of course my gta character speaks Japanese as his 4th language
Hi
Thereās a language class in strawberry that teaches English
haiya
Supp
Can anyone help me with their act 3
@river lodge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
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Vehicles: #ps5ļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5ļ½other-lfg
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Iām new and I donāt have the act 3
Near the strip club
Lfg channels man

you can look in #ps5ļ½old-heist-lfg for it 
You guys canāt help? Please?
Chillā¦
join vc for cayo
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my bad
Thank you guys so much for the help other channels r so dead and they ask for money
i cant SAy it here
Gang I think thatās just b2b theyāre asking for
fr? I'm not around that area of the map, so I'm not sure if you're joking or not
if anyone here in this server ask for money for act 3, simply report them to modmail, if they want act 3 ran for them, you probably should work on getting it yourself, most people do typically want some form of repaying which is what b2b typically is
Looks like someone got bustedddd
What?
I was just hoping if some would be nice enough to
Hi
Strip clubs hmmmm
hello
Usually doesnāt happen unless itās cayo
What? Lol
Okay:/
can someone on pc help me with shoe transfer glitch on mansion if they have one?
Why we got a whole glitch for shoes
š
its tuff
Whatās next, air transfer glitch?
I wonder if someone has bought the mansion just for glitches lol
I mean Iād assume so with all the glitches it had before
You're lucky in gta6 there are male strippers
The Godmode Mansion is patched tho
but nobody got one huh?
hell yea
Yes i got one
I love when a level 30 runs towards getaway cars knowing his HP is nonexistent
are you on pc?
Well at least someone is gonna be busy for weeks now

Im joking, read my name
š
Why you even play with lvl 30 
Randoms
I aināt waiting 40 days for someone to join
Do u go to female strip club in gta5?
The worst of the worst 
Iām yo evil twin, Somebody
Og heist?
Casino
Bruh Casino should be quick join tho
They aren't like š³ļøāš stripper?
bffr how many xb1 people do you talk here a day š
yesss and i have both male and female dancers in my nightclub, which by the way, anyone notice that the nightclub has gender neutral bathrooms?
Oh god
Yea mom couldnāt afford to support both of us so she sold me
Where have you been
Some I guess 

All this years
Ma sold me
For how much
1 dolla
I thought you left home
I was on clearance
people are hot what can i say
š
I thought my mom was better than that
Our mom
You gonna love the jiggle effect then

Yea I wasnāt gettin sold so I got a 99% discount
you can't blame me, a dollar is a dollar
Why are you associating me with strippersā¦

Wait you too?
Wait, somebody, someone, nobody
I'm not you said something abt strip club so I just though. Apologies if I offended you

Where's no one???
can someone tell me what lfg means
Thought what ššš
she sold you to Aloe Blacc?
Wheres, dad
your dad left us a long time ago
we don't talk about him
Guys i got 1 ruby diamond and 1 gold and rest is cash is it good for b2b?
Naw mr krabs
š
Slimed out in nam
bitches and bros love my forklift skills
decent
š
Thisssssssss
Ok
i love responding to the wrong message, my favourite
who ever goes to the strip club should grow up honestly
Now I can say āNobody was hereā heh
Uhuh speak yo shit twin
N why is that?
how do i play with ppl
cuuss why u going theree ioj the first place
Caz gta gave permission too I guess???
I think you know why pal
You funny, i think i might touch you
how do i play with ppl
Please do
#pc-eļ½other-lfg ask there someone might play with you
To give you a hug
Nvm
Why canāt I join other friends sessions
So because I said this you think what?
What
doesnt mean u shoudl go there brp
see , someone on my wavelength š
Im confused
That you should be interested in strip clubs(in gta only) just like some other players n myself
We all know you went to the stripclub at least once
Ehhhh?! Why not!?! I mean rubio has panther so doesn't mean you should steal it bruh
I wish we could steal the panther
Casino got diamonds doesn't mean you should steal it bruh
Once falls short
At least 10 times
my 2 complaints about the strip club: no men and where the thicc girlies at
Rockstar launched the gta5 doesn't mean you should play it BRUHHHH
And got some numbers there
Okay
relax u got ragebaited lol
Yea where them thick bitches at
Yeh no sht man. I wish too. Its good easy money
what the newbie must buy? should i buy kosatka guys?
guys what approach do i do in diamond casino agrresive,stealthy,or big con
Nah I'm all good. I'm a peace finder
Put a snorkel on that mofo and swim away with em
on my couch 
Big con gruppe sechs
Yo what

you can find ulktimate peace in the strip club
why big con
Scout the tunnel near the race track
Easiest approach by far
Are you gonna stop changing your profile picture, cuz if its not a baked sacabambapsis I don't wanna see it
And with gruppe sechs youāre guaranteed to get to the vault with the extra time
I wish I didnt have to
We can bt not anymore i gues. You're right shouldn't be goin there 
Caz its easy
The problem is not your pfp, but the fact that in your description you have dms open
The easiest
loll
Hate the ending though lester n that Chinese girl 
Nah
As long as you got like 1/10th of a brain gruppe sechs big con is the easiest
Want me to wear a hijab or something too?
Apologies if I went ahead!!!!
Fuck off
Envy Lester huh?
Check dm will ya 
His chopped ass donāt deserve her
What haha
His gf yes I do
Dinka Thrust seems like it's gonna be the new Shinobi
apology accepted i do not wish to see any more unroyalty obedience from you boi

Donāt pmo
that thing is older than the shinobi
Sovaaaaaa
I just wanted a baked sacabambapsis...
be a good boy like u are and listen
Have all you want
Alr that's enough

I also want whatever the fuck you js said
You sure
I donāt care for games right now
It's like a prehistoric fish
have u played mafia definitive edition
Donāt talk about my fish bastardo
FINALLY SOMEONE HAS BRAINS
Yeah
Have you played GTA
Dont talk about no bastardo, stupido
Whats the money/hour for horse betting?
Is there a problem with the game servers? The game wonāt open for me.
Roulette also
Thereās no guarantee
do you need to shoot the guard when your in the basement of the casinoheist
Dawg what I think itās just you twin
did u finish any of the games
ok
What does it say?
non me ne frega, cazzo
I'm getting ignored now

Who's to say who deserves who? At the end of the day both wanted each other and that's all that matters 
Y a mi tres kilos de wea
I aināt wrong heās chopped asl
My character deserved her more 
Lester got the T-Rex posture
!rule 1
Refrain from using languages other than English.
@sharp dome
Why me and not @median otter
An error occurred while authenticating with Rockstar Games services
Is your network connection good?
are u a moderator
Ehh......not ........yet
Talm like you will get it
because i dont think its ur job to tell others what the rules are
Yes, I think there is no problem with it.
He just likes to piss off people
Try connecting with you're mobile data
Is that a yes or no 
Excuse me ?!
No
Thats what i said
š«¤
Well can't lie though my love language is roasting
What you gonna do

Are we deadass some dude left before we even got to the cargobob
š«©
Negative patience on these low levels
Gang Iām not choosing aggressive
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Jesus Christ
Got any other platforms you wanna tell us about gang?
Lester that's spam
@sharp dome apply to bemod at this point
Think he covered them all š
Ban this bozo
dm
Nono maybe he has a GameCube to play on
Why do some assholes destroy your goods?? Like we're making some money fuckheads
Lester in rebellion phase 
Donāt deliver it in a public session then
Because game design
No bonus then
#ps3 | lfg-info
Wdym game design
I feel horrible i was doing the firefighter missions and the cat rolled off the ledge š
Your fault for tryna deliver it in a public session
There's a reason why people earn cash from destroying ur goods
they think its fun for some reason
people would do it anyways
stop fucking reacting with 67
This gotta count as some Typa spam
the cash isnt any reason to do it
They'll do anything for the 2k lol
Damn so fucking pathetic of them
Blame the game not the player
bro yall grown adults saying 67
ok seriously @hollow nova stop
oh yay time for the scheduled cargo argument
Ig that's why they're considered big time assholes
relax son its a game š
i would like to actually see the chat š„
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan u dont even know our age
I lost goods worth 800k there š
Why you didn't close the app š
you right but its annoying
Invite only server
This generation is doomed
wasted a super reaction for ts
Your fault then
Close the app?
aight aight
Ig u were the kne destroying
Iām on console dumbfuck
I mean thats what I did in console, idk if PC work the same too.
imagine losing 800k irl, feels worse right
U can still grief asshole š
do you use flares against them? the flares help a bit sometimes if they're on a mk2 or a sparrow
Aggressive lol
That's even worse
losing 800k of gta money is still annoying my brother in christ
Will do from now on
the guy that said dm forfree money is askin me to pay him 20 for 200 million lol
How would I be the one destroying
3 setups before act 2 of doomsday'
I mean we fuckinf grinded to get it and some asshole destroys it out of nowhere
Litteraly just use ghost org
thats my point, gta money is not even real lol relax maybe read a book see your family in law
Ok
if he was angry he would be using all caps to express that i think
Could've just sold in private session
like legit he's just annoyed that people griefed his stuff which is valid š„
I would swear but it's a server so no
What type of advanced shitpost is this
we're in a gta 5 server
straight from mid 2025
fuck that shit
you js need to time it right too,since they can js spam a lot if you miss one flare
Griefing is such an asshole practice like why u wanna destroy other dude's progress bruj
he'll stop soon or some mod will prob warn for spamming
Sigma
what yall yapping about
Or straight mute for shitpost
Oh
Or maybe make ur life easier and use ghost org instead
that thought of being better than other players is the reason

because "haha i killed you and stopped you from selling"
they have their top tier pvp vehicle that can kill you easily
you do not
its annoying but not technically griefing
They lucky cuz its a game and they're on other side of the screen 
Simply playing the game
That's actually what rockstar wants but wtv
Only noob did this tho 
YOUR WELSH LETS FUCKING GO
That's straight up fuckery
Anything to get the
sale rolling
the game's systems are annoying in the selling aspects though
Why do you think the op mk 2 exists and to counter it you have to put Imani tech which costs half a mil on every car
Damn
like its not even engaging, the simple concept of being able to steal the stock for like 1/10th of the price isnt an option
Its all legal plus you can sell in solo sessions tho, no one is forcing you to sell in public
"legal" š„
Yes
If someone was after the High Demand so I guess the risk is worth it
"but the bonus money"
Then you gotta accept the risk
If you don't wanna be killed during sells, there's ways around that. Don't sell full amounts, use ghost org, etc.
oh no i just mean they are fundamentally boring to me
anyone can i aska question
the only reason you'd want to do it is to stomp on other player's progress
R* gave us a closed session but also gave us a reason to sell in public lol
cats land on their feet so how come as a firefighter it rolled and it splat
@faint spear is broke
Skinwalker
what if you could steal the vehicle to get like 1/10th of their selling price? that would prob allow a lot more fun stuff
Is anyone on ps4 edition trying to run bogdan?
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but ofc its gta online and wasnt built with a good foundation for an almost 15 year timeline
What
Wym
Colla ::
ā Banned kate_maker (Case #451009) (user notified with a direct message)
Did you kill the other guy 
Idk
steal the vehicle of the person who's selling
like their special cargo brickade/tugboat, and destroying it you wouldn't gain any money
Kk
Bogdan anyone?
naw man its got me thinking
and you'd get a much reduced price
w
Bruh
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Yk rockstar doesn't want that right
I wanna run bogdan back to back quick
me toooo, cardiff šŖš»
Their primary sale target is mk
which is why you get a reduced sell if you stole it from like 1/10-1/5
come
Newport (sadly)
Why sell instead of destroy
Do u have ps4 edition?
i always say cardiff but same town twin 
We get bonus
because then you'd be able to get 200k from the seller while they attempt to guard their 1 million cargo
nah only ps5
I just clipped an mk2 players with my toreador and he messaged me ārunā wtf am I supposed to do
i didnt see mb
@nova knot that's actually crazy we're in the same town holyy shit
All good
That's fucked up but okay fair
Nah rockstar don't want that
And I get entertainment for destroying them
Too complicated
That's a sign of an asshole btw but okay
Why not just hold right click for missiles 
have you opened up the interaction menu
wanna chat in #community ?
Athena | Destroyer of Cargo
yeah sure or dms
What do you think
Simply playing the game as its intended

Detention was crazy
why do mk2 players always go after vehicles that will always win
Yeah
Walk, don't run
Im still thinking about that baked sacabambapsis
There are other pretty good ways for money, why not do a heist together instead of destroying someones cargo worth a lotta money
Mf went against his counter
Yoo
finna fly to my hands on car wash to obtain my 100k in the sa-
OH WAIT there's a dude selling motorcycle club product in the middle of the map, time to get my saucy 2k
Who said I was destroying cargo for money 
can someone help me make cash rq
old ass type of convo
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mind you if you have an arcade you make triple that in a day
see because you're just an arse to other players
you dont need a reason to do it
Then "fun"? Destroying others' progress is fun?
and unfortunately i think we all fall into the "other player" camp
so we'll not respect you as much
Rockstar wants them to do dat
esp cause most product takes a while to do
Guys, I have the mc clubhouse but i don't see zach nelson in my casino heist whiteboard what do i do?

just sell in private lobbies if you canāt handle griefers
Fuck rockstar for this
there is no reward other than the satsfication of destroying someone else's progress
Alright fuck bonus
itās risk and reward, thatās how rockstar intended it
other than the 2k and rp rewards which are negligable
Dammit
miss out on a bit of money or lose your entire stock
okay let's tell rockstar to increase it to 100k
it would be more beneficial to grind contact missions from 2014 than ts š„
You're right hmm
the only time i sell is when im in a session with my brother and his friends or in a solo session
Dude where is this dumbass driving does my teammate not know the casino route
Or use ghost org
How
should have made a better foundation before the doomsday heists
Become CEO and use it as an option to hide ur whole company from the map for 3 min costs 12k
How you make triple?
complaining about griefers but donāt even know about ghost org
cause now the system is kinda boring in how it works
Okk
Ghost org only 3 min
daily income is what I mean and depends on the games you have
Yes i don't know 𤔠now I know
Solid amount of time wym
better than no ghost org
ghost orging has a cooldown though right? and what if you get unlucky on sell mission
That's 180 seconds
I just job teloport everywhere no need
idk how you intend on teleporting while selling your shit
I dont sell
but sure
1 drop off of trash truck
The rest you just pray
if you canāt contribute anything then donāt talk
You just hope you don't hear the lock on sound
These mfs have no respect
Ah, I'm still learning the businesses. Don't have many atm
ah no worries i bought an agency like last week
basically
just avoid bail office and any motercycle club ones
Bail office is shit, I regret buying it
I was gonna buy that but I got the auto shop since it's 1/2 off
its only 3 mins tho
fair choice
Don't you need a few of those for the nightclub to be profitable?
I did the impossible of doing silent and sneaky with randoms
I still havent bought one
its the worst
a few that goes up to around 4-5 mil altogether
and then you need nightclub upgrades and such which brings it up to like a 7-10 million doller investement?
i have money laundering
My friend for some reason got that shitbox š
i got the bail office in the city and its a nice change of pace to do the bounty for the day but thats it
the passive income is also the worst one that isnt just a generic safe
well i mean it is a generic safe its just terrible
Randoms on casino gotta be the biggest gamble
Gambling at a casino?
i got a dude who stood still in the middle of the vault for like 5 seconds before going up to a door that had no money in it
then went back, and went into one of the other rooms for cash and wasted 30 seconds
we got 1.5 million of cash in the diamond casino heist because of him
š
And around prolly like only 900k or around that cause the crew cuts right
oh yeah he stood around deposit boxes while i was grabbing cash (there was still a batch of cash in the middle zone)
oh no i got lucky and got 900k myself
he got 270k i think
Randoms gotta be the scariest thing when it comes to fingerprints ngl
Either they have NO idea or theyāre goated at em
we did manage to leave the casino undetected though which added some cash to my account
he was weird asf
My teammates got caught before we even went down the elevator
this is why im doing aggresive for the next one since its only cash
plus ill get 450k from doing aggresive+all options
You donāt just cancel the heist when you get cash?
oh yeah true i could do that
yeah paintings or gold is infinitely better
You can join someoneās heist to do it
As an associate it counts
oh true i could but also it would be funny to do 4 player aggresive with cash
i cant wait to get paid 150k
Gonna make like 50k
Only time I did aggressive was my first time cause I rarely see aggressive casino heists
i mean for good reason
Yea
Silent and sneaky + big con is infinitely better
Gruppe Sechs in specific ofc
generally i only trust a random if the mission objective is running and gunning
Never trust low levels with that
it'll turn into running and gunning anyways if its silent or big con
Oh fuck off rockstar can we not give me the glitched initializing screen
Not if you get disguises
i had a big con heist once when i was playing early level on ps like a few weeks ago
we had bugstars outfits so we could go into the back
one of the 4 dudes shot the camera with a gun on the outside
the host also didnt do duggan's shipments
And at least you get a lot more time with gruppe sechs
nobody does duggan shipments except inexperienced players
i mean its nice to shoot in the heads though
Iām not doing silent n sneaky with randoms without Duggan
why doing it with randoms in the first place
i pointed out the duggans shipment in this section particularly because we were spotted outside of the casino
90% of the time theyāre getting caught and I aināt tryna use an uzi on that
i was bored and wanted to try it
How many xb1 players are you seeing daily
Yeah rockstar might be cooked
ok but what's the seasoning this time
How are they cooked
Itās due to Sam houser being in the Epstein files
Medium rare?
oh
Meh
What are some good businesses? Other than the Nightclub, Agency, Acid lab etc.
epstein files in gta?
āWhat businesses are good other than the good onesā š
did i miss something
not bail office
Arcade?
arcade isnāt really considered a business
Meh Iād hardly call arcade a business
i mean if you got a good bro to do it with its pretty fun change of pace from cayo
and if you want it for the passive income
passive arcade income š„
that would be worse than doing odd jobs
I was thinking of owning it mostly for the Diamond Casino Heist.
Aight get it then
fun heist
casino is pretty good
Got Pink Diamond and 4 stacks of gold.
pays well too
yeah dont get an arcade anywhere than los santos
i made that mistake and then corrected myself after realising it was a horrifc idea
La Mesa is closer to the Casino too.
Especially not paleto lmao
la mesa my beloved
i got a whole street of businesses there
Trevor was in the madrazo files
Yea most of my stuff is there
Spread the word before they erase him
I still can't take that photo out of my mind.
Maybe mini madrazo is Trevor's son
Doesn't really look like him 
But that photo that Mini Madrazo threw in the fire cracked me up.
Give him a botched haircut and some cut clothes and they will look alike

Trevorās cut is so tuff wdym
Nuh uh
no i got plastic water bottles
He gonna go through a hair transplant tw
Mini madrazo haircut makes him look like a chicken bro
ROCKSTAR FUCK OFF WITH PROCOPIO
Just take a look at it from the back
Good point 
Rockstar really love tryna make me go to paleto
All the way there?
How much monie does el rubio has?
Iām not flying that damn plane 900 miles over
How to get money I got 6k š
Happens when you want to gather Intel and your Kosatka is in LS 
How tf you so broke with so many ways to get money
Ask el rubio for some. He is atm
Put it all on black
One hundred billion and one cent
I got cayo ready but I'm lazy
Only once cent extra? He broke
should i buy raiju first or akula
Raiju
okay

Poor stays poor coz of his own habits
Mornin
Yes
I spent all my money on some hydraulic car
Then do dr dre contract or cluking bell or Avi missions.
oh also should i unlock the avenger mission upgrade for the raiju trade price
What did you got?
Lowrider
U mean pay extra 1.5mil to save 1mil on raiju?
ššš
The name of the car..
yes, is that thing worth it
Tornado
Nice logic 
Fuhh no
Not worth it. Unless you want avenger for other stuff. I did that for the sake of it. Just wanted to experience the missions.
Sounds lame, I'm not really into Lowriders.
Sounds like a skill issue
I use it for fun since it can move
I never owned one 
oh okay, i only use the avenger for war
It's fun
Iād be worried if your car couldnāt move
Guys I spent all my money while tryna upgrade insurgent pick up custom
I meant the suspension
I thought of getting one too, but I bought the GTS and maxed it out. Fastest car in my garage.
Worthwhile endeavor
Tfym š
I spent around 3 to 4 mil
What should I buy I have 7.4M
Buy
Is the Mansion actually worth it?
No I think
Fml I misspelled of
I live in my Agency/Auto shop.
Yessir
Automod screw you
Should I buy deluxo at full or try get trade price?
But for me just being level 91, straught going for a mansion, nah.
Trade
You can do data breach
Save 10mil more and buy me a mansion
And get money while unlocking trade
It ain't that bad, at least for me. One contract and I got some quick money for some "needs".
I have almost $8M.
I have 3k
Do one cayo 
I meant 1.4k
Are you gambling?
Do an Acid Lab sell, in a public.
I need Cash
Is it worth to sell
Hell no.
hi
If u dont want it, but its the best one to counter mk2
Hey
Players call it "G4i" vehicle when I use it 
I misspelled of and it timed me out š«©
It takes one single railgun to destroy it, if they cant even do that they should uninstall
Lol
I don't use it to kill players. Just setups and missions, it's fast and efficient.
Guys
Pink diamond hell yes
Should I click sell
Nah
Please don't.
Idk what you're selling
Ill steal it from ur cayo 
How does one use the mk2 and shoot straight down
His deluxo.
Ah
How does people scam in gta 5
My luck is unmatched, painting and gold for casino and pink diamond for cayo in the same day
Upside down mk2
Do people trade in gta 5 or what
How to do upside down mk2
U can shoot straight up or straight down
They use em and then ghost it
Just flip it.
What button to flip
Uhh
Trade what tho
Is the laser good?
Or modded cars on pc
Just flip it upside down when flying with it.
Bye bye deluxo

Ram into a building, when ur mk2 lifts from front hold ctrl, W and A or D and it should go upside down.. Its very hard to control upside down btw
Go against a building and pull back
Panther Statue yes
How much did yiu got for the Deluxo?
Is the Panther available?
Nah
No
I regret selling it

Is the laser good?

Instant regret eh
What deluxo?
Put a bullet in my head.
Weaponized

Why even sell it
For money
He doesn't have money and too lazy to do 1 Cayo.

Oh
Ehh im buying another deluxo
Hs
Good luck fighting a mk2 with lowriders now
After cayo
Double Coke and the pink diamond š„¹ā¤ļøāš©¹
Is laser good
Yep ill steal that cayo
What laser
YES
The jet?
GET IT
Mine back off fella
What do I get after the kosatka
Yeah
Who doesnāt love Star Wars technology in gta
Why why is my mechanic not picking up? Its been like 40 tries and ive moved to roads and eveything. And ive died like 30 times.
Double Gold and pink Diamond 
Dirt road?
Ah it cos I have b-11 and raiju rn
Just at the casino there
U wont even notice it gone my g
Cause your car may be in the parking garage or the parking lot
Just sold my lowrider
Its worse than b11 but still good
Dw Iāll share some of my luck with you
U love b11
The money isn't enough
The raiju worse than the B-11??
Nope its not eveb spawned in
Lazer
On a mission?
Free roam
I do
Guys
Have enough money? To pay him
Twin
Yeah in a dogfight
The Facility laser?
Is chernobog good for shooting raiju
Jet mate
Gang
One rocket and it's gone.
No cash but 8 mil in the bank
Raiju can outrun its missiles
I don't own fighter jets 
Are you by a main road?
Just spam em?
Oh
Ive tried main road
Yeah your glitched
Next to dirt road, nothing works
Cooldowns
Not a single one will catch up to it (if the pilot is good)
Gotta rejoin
LMAO
I mean, are they even worth it?
Some r
Alright
I like dog fighting
There's no cool down on shooting another missile but extremely short cooldown
Same my g
Yea I know gang, thereās a cooldown after you shoot em all
Note landing and not tipping is hard
Y'all like letting dogs fight?
Wanna play but U probs on pc or ps

I like watching 2 noobs go at it
Yess
Yeah im on pc š
U michael vick
Aww man
Dogfights are rare on pc, and the ones do it dont even use the cannon
Guys
Missile spam š
They are pretty rare.
Can i migrate back to legacy from enchanched guys
Is toreador better than deluxo?
Fucking hate when that happens
Nope
Enchanted?
Yes ig
Yeah mate š
Ik they use the guns or whatever
can i have someone to play with..:(
Wow I didnāt know we could enchant guns in gta
Ahh i regret it so much
@crimson kraken, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-eļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-eļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-eļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-eļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-eļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @sharp dome
I heard that if you try, you have no other choice but to start from level 1 again.
Mb my grammar aint too great
Whats up with Ramu š
Enhanced* and no u cant
No access š I'm crine
Coz he has pc role
Aight that sounds like pain
You're not the only one 
U dont lose the progress on legacy tho, just start where u left on legacy
No, he means he wants to go from Enchanted back to Legacy.
When do we get to do police officer as a off job
Imagine the amount of police brutality
Never

Oh what seriously so if i migrated my legacy to ench can i go back to legacy where i left it
The NPC' themselvs are already a pain.
Is toreador better than deluxo
Yeah they canāt drive for their lives
U kinda do a cop roleplay with cop cars
They should add armies in gta online and the ability to develop nuclear weapons /j
Yes!!
isnt there like a button where you can migrate to legacy or something and keep your progress?
Yep
Best Heli to fight in
try going to sc maybe
Hunter, sparrow/buzzard, savage
E
Wait, so you don't start from level 1 if you move on Enchanted?
Nope
On Legacy, I mean.
Nah, its just that the progress on legacy and enhanced dont sync after u migrate
Dih cheese
wtrf
wtfiwwu
Nice food you eat mate enjoy it


