gta-online

[compact iris]

cyberpunk

[keen root]

real funny

[mint turret]

kosatka?

[keen root]

yeah

[compact iris]

no arcade?

[keen root]

yes no arcade

[mint turret]

nightclub , arcade, agency

[keen root]

is diamond casino worth if i have 3 people at my disposal

[compact iris]

then arcade n kosakta or if u wanna do doomsday for fun

[graceful turtle]

Crodie got mc businesses and bunker but no nightclub

[cinder tendon]

Yes very 2 mil for 60 mins of work

[last ravine]

Car wash

[keen root]

i have nightclub forgor to mention

[warm fox]

are speed glitched cars a thing? and what do they even do?

[mint turret]

car wash was free few weeks ago

[last ravine]

Dont its preety ahh

[keen root]

listen you'll hate this i knew it was free missed and still bought it like a goy

[last ravine]

?

[cinder tendon]

Oh yeah it was

[compact iris]

ye 2-3

[fair tinsel]

Hello Peasants, it is i, Lorenzo Heffley

[last ravine]

Ahhh i didnt have gamepass then

[compact iris]

nice

[keen root]

okay so arcade i need, and hangar

that probably wouldn't make a dent in 12 mil

[compact iris]

no doomsday ? :<

[sharp dome]

Stop using my pfp

[keen root]

what is doomsday and what is the req

[mint turret]

#gta-news message

[compact iris]

i have it since what 3 years now

[strange osprey]

I have everything ready for Cayo perico heist

[keen root]

ik doomsday is lester with the robots but thats it

[cinder tendon]

Buy facility

[keen root]

ty

[strange osprey]

DM me if u wan to do Cayo perico heist

[fresh magnet]

@strange osprey, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @mint turret

[cinder tendon]

Cayo isn’t even that fun

[sharp dome]

I have more then You

[mint turret]

true but pays well

[last ravine]

Just did

[sharp dome]

Bt there can only be one tom

[compact iris]

umm .. womp womp ig?

[keen root]

only truth, been having an itch to play the og hiest after spamming that with friends

[north phoenix]

What's the actual size of gta enhanced version

[cinder tendon]

Including the fee at the start I make only 900k with bonds

[sharp dome]

[compact iris]

10gb less

[sharp dome]

105

[harsh mesa]

??

[last ravine]

Probaby becuse of gamechat sadly

[harsh mesa]

Mine is like 90gb

[mint turret]

how the heck you only made 900k with bonds, did you take secondary target or no?

[compact iris]

IKR its sooo annoying

[gentle hull]

Anyone on Xbox one version got a heist to do? Kinda short on cash

[cinder tendon]

Yes but they were weed and cash so yeah

[sharp dome]

Typing mistake its 105

[north phoenix]

My legacy version is 116 gb 💀

[fresh magnet]

@gentle hull, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg, #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb1｜casino-lfg, #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb1｜old-heist-lfg, #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb1｜vehicles-lfg, #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb1｜other-lfg, #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[harsh mesa]

Nah enhanced isnt 105gb

[mint turret]

even then its quite low

[cinder tendon]

I play solo to

[compact iris]

enhacned is smtg 90s

[sharp dome]

The actual size can be vary

[toxic gulch]

no

[mint turret]

i get 1m atleast with tequila solo

i do elite ofc

[keen root]

after fencing fee

[compact iris]

dem how

[cinder tendon]

With the starting fee?

[mint turret]

coke , safe

[harsh mesa]

I get 1.3mil ruby necklace 3 gold

[cinder tendon]

Thats still worse than Dr Dre contract

[warm mirage]

Hello

[mint turret]

you can pick extra cash with gold btw

[compact iris]

and 900k if 2 player 50 50

[cinder tendon]

That’s why contract super good

[bold drum]

guys cargo bob is offering free feet rubs for a cayo

[harsh mesa]

Duo.. My cut is 1.3mil as 85%

[mint turret]

how is it worse

[compact iris]

safe ?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah around that

[cinder tendon]

In pay

[sharp dome]

Is that rule 10 advertising

[mint turret]

in the office

[harsh mesa]

Wth

[compact iris]

yea we kno that

[bold drum]

no he wants a cayo but he doesn't know how to ask

[mint turret]

11 mission for 1 mil

[harsh mesa]

From the office?

[bold drum]

poor guy

[compact iris]

hes talking abt the safe

[mint turret]

no

[harsh mesa]

Yeah

[north phoenix]

Is there any way to get pink diamond in every heist

[cinder tendon]

7 of which take less than 5 minutes

[sleek apex]

Do we all agree that the Starling is just a stupid plane that doesn't need to be in this game?

[sharp dome]

Tell him to use lfg might find player faster there or grabber

[harsh mesa]

Then 😭 idk u can pick anything with full bags

[jagged sedge]

Ask Mr. Rubio nicely

[mint turret]

get 1 table of gold then left click 4 times on cash then pick rest of gold

[compact iris]

remove velum

[steep zealot]

Hi 👋

[bold drum]

he's buns!

[last ravine]

No

[sharp dome]

Why not help him

[compact iris]

yea left click 4 times on cash and ur bag is full

[sharp dome]

I give you permission to help him

[harsh mesa]

Whats mr rubio gonna do in casino heist

[keen root]

how do i know if the panther statue is available? 3rd time doing cayo

about to boot up

[compact iris]

its not

[keen root]

well thank you

[sleek apex]

These bombing run missions are just annoying. Each one I've ended up just ditching the Starling and clearing it on foot.

[jagged sedge]

Bro asked for pink diamond

[bold drum]

idk who you are to tell me what i can or can't do but im independent thanks, wouldn't even take orders from a bum like you. get yo money up son

much love

[harsh mesa]

Shi im blind

[sharp dome]

Ouch harsh . Bt I'm tom the cat which makes me alpha in cats. Katto is not cat he's kat so rather then him obey master tom

[mint turret]

should i send media or something, i probably have to load game to record it now

[bold drum]

what kind of fucking drugs are you on mate.

[sharp dome]

[sharp dome]

That was good one ngl

[harsh mesa]

I thought larry is the alpha cat

[cinder tendon]

Six seven

[harsh mesa]

[cinder tendon]

Nooo

[bold drum]

@torpid gorge answer the friend request

[keen root]

one more little quip before I never talk here again, how would you feel if your insurance agent put you on hold so he could put himself in a private gta session and talk in the gta online server

[compact iris]

sure

[bold drum]

[sharp dome]

Nvm tell your frnd to look into lfg. Recently there are so many players looking for a host.

[sharp dome]

Ehhhh no only cowboy tom

[sharp dome]

Also rule 5

[harsh mesa]

!rule 5

[fresh magnet]

GTA Online Discord - Rule 5

Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.

Requested by

@harsh mesa

[harsh mesa]

Shi

[bold drum]

was it any of them?
no.

[sharp dome]

Respect

Power

[bold drum]

I don't need to be nice to you to ''respect'' you

[harsh mesa]

Banana

[sharp dome]

Banana!!!!!!

[sharp dome]

Why is that?! I though cat people respect each other regardless they frnds or not

[bold drum]

I'm not a cat. what..?

[sharp dome]

Pfp says something else.

[bold drum]

Never have i called myself a cat

[sharp dome]

If not then I apologies for my behavior

[bold drum]

pfp doesn't say shit about me being a cat 😆

[bold drum]

yeah apologise, and respect me. rule 5

[jagged sedge]

[harsh mesa]

[bold drum]

[sharp dome]

Sorry back to gta

[sharp dome]

U gotta earn my respect first. Bully katto with me in stunt races

[bold drum]

Whatever lester

[steep zealot]

[sharp dome]

I'm getting the feeling you'll be the arch-enemy

[bold drum]

Ok lester

[sharp dome]

Master larzy *

[mint turret]

lazy

[harsh mesa]

Hey bob

[steep zealot]

Hi bmx

[bold drum]

Lester might have fallen down the stairs and now thinks he's a cat xd

[harsh mesa]

I need 2 cars lifted and thrown into the sea

[steep zealot]

U still scare me

[sharp dome]

Yeh I know right

[steep zealot]

Easy enough

[bold drum]

i changed my alt accounts name to ''CargoBobUser''

[frozen cedar]

@frail raptor wild

[harsh mesa]

Bet @sharp dome @bold drum pick their cars

[sharp dome]

Just think what will happen if we give her some katnips

[bold drum]

no i driving yacht

[sharp dome]

[harsh mesa]

Bob can pick ur yatch

[steep zealot]

Proof ???

[steep zealot]

I can pick up anything

[mint turret]

give me a name for yacht

[sharp dome]

Ehhhhh if the car is going into the sea then I pick the kei truck which is dumb truck. Make sure wallie doesn't see this

[harsh mesa]

Daddys money

[mint turret]

i will consider it

[steep zealot]

[harsh mesa]

[bold drum]

Once again, I'm not a cat. (Im not deluded) secondly follow the rule 5 that you keep stating is so important and yet your not following your own words, so stop being so stupid and make yourself make sense you hypocritical sadistic jock

[steep zealot]

I cant help u with jes, im terrified of jes

[jagged sedge]

Fkinbs

[pliant spindle]

@sharp dome

You onl now?

[sharp dome]

Yoo chill. Apologies

[harsh mesa]

Its ur time to shine and take revenge my g

[sharp dome]

Nah man. What ya need though?

[mint turret]

gotcha

[pliant spindle]

Yea I want to kidnap you to Act 3 finale soo get in the van

[sharp dome]

Lfg

[pliant spindle]

[steep zealot]

Jes will find me irl…. Thats the scariest part

[sharp dome]

Ask renix he's always online

[bold drum]

and ill give you food 🙂

[harsh mesa]

Fair enough

[humble iris]

How do i deal with enemy nightsharks

[pliant spindle]

And remember: those katnip belong to me, you silly Tom

[sharp dome]

N jes is been mean to me

[steep zealot]

Come tru…. Im hungry AF

[sharp dome]

Here have some

[next roost]

Use a nightshark

[pliant spindle]

[steep zealot]

[sharp dome]

Toredor will be best option

[harsh mesa]

Get a savage.. It eats nightshark for breakfast

[humble iris]

So i just missile spam them?

[sharp dome]

Yeah

[next roost]

Imagine if "Toreador Pro" is here

[sharp dome]

Toredor is bulletproof

[fresh magnet]

@rough dove, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @sharp dome

[mint turret]

fully loaded ruiner 2000

[humble iris]

Seems like its easy for them to just sticky bomb me outta the sky

[humble iris]

Really?

[harsh mesa]

Nah

[sharp dome]

Ofc

[mint turret]

no

[humble iris]

The glass is bulletproof?

[sharp dome]

[next roost]

Well yeah because in cars you can throw bombs a mile away while the savage cannon range is dogshit

[sharp dome]

Ehhhhhh.......not much i guess

[wary wolf]

is there any way i can skip apartment heists??

[harsh mesa]

Spam the turrent it hardly takes 4-5 seconds.. Maybe even less than that

[jagged sedge]

By not doing them?

[humble iris]

I guess just gotta spam them missiles from further

[sharp dome]

By not playing the game!

[harsh mesa]

Bud i get shot in toreador

[wary wolf]

yeuh got no 1 to get help from🤣🤣

[humble iris]

Yeah but i myself try to do car sticky bomb but damn i have no experience in rhat so i suck

[sharp dome]

Yeah n when he starts firing use the boost get a safe distance

[humble iris]

I see

[next roost]

No one has experience in the first place. We all need time

[tawny breach]

I was able to rack up only 1.3M in cayo heist solo first time

🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

[sharp dome]

U can't if its John Cena

[humble iris]

Im not gonna lie bros. Aircraft in this game are like the easiest thing to destroy. Just explosive rounds and its gone.

[wary wolf]

js do act 2s b2b at this point twin

[tawny breach]

What?

[humble iris]

But i keep seeing people love to use aircraft tho. Whats with that

[wary wolf]

act II

[jagged sedge]

Cuz not everyone got e rounds at the ready

[raven cipher]

how i can do replay glitch cayo

[next roost]

People when talking about aircrafts always ignore the biggest threat: the foot

[humble iris]

Thats crazy i swear its like an essential

[jagged sedge]

Buttcheeks ammo capacity

[humble iris]

Right everytime i see an aircraft after me i just get out of my vehicle LOL

[humble iris]

Luckily i can simply call my moc and get rounds easily

[random sparrow]

just use railgun

[jagged sedge]

It is indeed a good alternative

[next roost]

It's the best alternative

[humble iris]

I wanna learn how to defend and counter attack ppl who try to attack me. I only know my trusty explosive rounds are the solution to aircraft. And i guess yall mentioned toreador against the nightshark.

[humble iris]

Am i the only one who finds it super hard to aim? The bullet like lags or something.

[next roost]

I'ma be honest toreador ain't doing shit to a nightshark

[humble iris]

Thats crazy

Nighthsark is like the most annoying bruh

My terrible aim just aint it

[random sparrow]

slightly slower projectile compared to heavy sniper, but that way you won't be stuck with explo rounds for ground pvp as they're ass in that situation

[humble iris]

Idk man i havent ever been able to successfully use the railgun against aircraft. Only deluxo i guess but even that was hard

And for ground pvp i just suck at that so i avoid that completely. Cant hit my shots so

[random sparrow]

once you get a feel for the travel time it's not that bad

[rugged spindle]

hi yall

[humble iris]

I guess ya i dont rly use it enough. Practice i guess

I find it hard to hit anything other than explo sniper. Bruh

Khanjali railgun, apc sam battery, u name it

Absolute garbage at that

But i guess it just means i need more experience with them

[worldly latch]

can i get more than 1 coke lab?

[uncut wigeon]

no

[steep zealot]

U can have 2

[haughty dove]

No trolling Bob

[worldly latch]

bruh

[steep zealot]

2nd char

[haughty dove]

Oh yeah

[steep zealot]

So am i ?

[haughty dove]

[uncut wigeon]

still deceptive, its not like they work in tandem

[haughty dove]

Ok gtg bbl

[steep zealot]

It stops working when u on a different character?

[uncut wigeon]

yes

[steep zealot]

I guess the special cargo is the only thing thats worth

[uncut wigeon]

yes all the accruement works

[steep zealot]

How much money do you get selling 5x 111 crate warehouses in a 20 pop lobby

[humble iris]

3.3x5

[uncut wigeon]

the only real benefit i'd see is if you also had a mansion on your 2nd character, the AI speed boost is independent between your characters and so you could 3x boost your cocaine each day

[dapper iron]

16 Million 500k

[humble iris]

I dont sell in public for my ceo warehouses. Too big of a risk

[steep zealot]

Soooo u can get 33m ??

[coarse rampart]

Bet thanks

[steep zealot]

Worth

[mint turret]

Np

[livid folio]

I’m not gonna do the math, but do 2.2M x 2% per rival player

[steep zealot]

16.5m x 2

[uncut wigeon]

minus the production of all your businesses swapping characters every 48 minutes

[jagged sedge]

Excuse me what

3x speed?

[steep zealot]

Still worth tbh

[uncut wigeon]

yea the AI boost is 3x production speed

[mint turret]

It will probably get nerfed soo

[livid folio]

No. 16.5M is max possible for all 5 total

[keen oracle]

NEVER

[steep zealot]

U can own 10

[mint turret]

Delusion

[uncut wigeon]

Carbo Bob is saying 10 warehouses, 5 on each character

[keen oracle]

We will always get full acid lab every hour

[livid folio]

Oh yeah if you have a second character

[uncut wigeon]

it would be months before seeing a return in investment though

[steep zealot]

If you have gta+ its super easy

[keen oracle]

For the rest of us life

[humble iris]

What is the use of second character?

[keen oracle]

To be a woman

[dull socket]

2.5% per rival*, up to 50%, so 2.2m * 1.5 = 3.3, and that by 5 large warehouses: 3.3m * 5 = 16.5m

[uncut wigeon]

plus whilst you are switching characters your other businesses arent doing anything

[cunning hearth]

i just rescued a cat this update is peak

[keen oracle]

Very nice

[steep zealot]

Yepp thx

[livid folio]

Just more businesses, they share the same bank account with your other one so

[humble iris]

WHAT. Share bank account? Sounds too good to be true

[steep zealot]

Its only like 3 min max with gta+

[livid folio]

Not really needed imo. There’s enough ways to make more money than you can spend with one character

[keen oracle]

Yeah!! You can do double cayo perico!

[humble iris]

Double cayo and double warehouse!!!?!?!??

Crazy

[mint turret]

Which 5 warehouse you got?

[keen oracle]

Yeah!!!!

[livid folio]

No it’s how it works. But it takes lot of time to make actually worth it, because then all the money you spend on your second character takes away from your main one

[terse pine]

goodmorning usa

[steep zealot]

Hi makki

[terse pine]

HI BOB

[steep zealot]

HI MAKKI

[terse pine]

i want a bright pink cargo bob

[livid folio]

It’s 2% per rival not 2.5 but 50% max is correct

[terse pine]

can i pick up random people with it

[steep zealot]

I want one too

[terse pine]

you should get one diva

[steep zealot]

U can paint one pink ???

[terse pine]

idk man

[mint turret]

2.5% sounds more accurate

[uncut wigeon]

But buying 5 new large warehouses and a set of upgrades for the delivery vehicles, we'll round it to 90 gta+ accrues, you're talking about weeks and weeks of doing this actively switching every 48 minutes, that doesn't sound like a good deal

[terse pine]

i haven’t bought one yet

[dull socket]

it is 2.5% per rival, but it rounds up or down, that i dont remember, so its like 3% then 5% then 8% then 10%

[terse pine]

should i buy moc or avenger

[keen oracle]

But if it's 2x cocaine then you have them both on both characters and mansion you can boost both and go Super Saiyan

[jagged sedge]

Avenguh

[uncut wigeon]

To even see a return on investment

[terse pine]

ok i’ll buy the avenguh

[rustic delta]

Neither

[steep zealot]

Ill give it a try one day

[terse pine]

how will i decorate my scramjet

[mint turret]

Nobody is selling coke solo so it's not really worth it for me

[bright ocean]

Is the cocaine factory worth it

[mint turret]

Yeah for Nightclub

[keen oracle]

Yeah it gets like that

[bright ocean]

I have a nightclub

What do I do?

[mint turret]

Buy it

[ionic pendant]

Do people still play Sumo Remix on PlayStation

[bright ocean]

How much time for it to give me my money back?

[rustic delta]

Nightclub becomes more valuable the more businesses you have that produce stock

[mint turret]

You have to purchase it at some point anyways

[mint turret]

Depends on your sanity

[rustic delta]

Full stock is like 57 IRL hours

SPENT in game

[keen oracle]

Cocaine is on discount i bought it and all the upgrades

[livid folio]

Depends. If you use it effectively maybe a few days. Probably a week max, but it really depends how much you play

Cocaine could be 1-2 days ^ above is for nightclub

[keen oracle]

You already save more than a million including upgrades because discount

[uncut wigeon]

@bright ocean Do you have a Prix Mansion?

[quaint acorn]

is diamond casino heist big con gold worth it?

(gruppe sechs big con)

i got gold and not cash.. RNGesus blessed me

[mint turret]

It's the best approach

Better get a good hacker

[quaint acorn]

christian feltz

look sorry i dont have a terrorbyte

[mint turret]

7% cut guy?

[quaint acorn]

yes

[mint turret]

You can't loot all

Need 3 or 4 players

[quaint acorn]

damn i need a terrorbyte for the goth hacker

[mint turret]

goth hacker? Paige?

[keen oracle]

VERY nice

[quaint acorn]

yes

[mint turret]

[quaint acorn]

10/10 lowprettikirkuninely

[keen oracle]

Yeah!!!

[mint turret]

I need a chemist to decipher that

[fresh magnet]

@gilded pine, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e｜other-lfg

Requested by: @mint turret

[quaint acorn]

low - lowkey
pretti - pretty
kirk - charlie kirk
uninely - genuinely

[mint turret]

[pure island]

What sueprcar should I buy

[quaint acorn]

quit this game

[pure island]

Why

[quaint acorn]

you aint fuckin buying supercar if you only have a mill

[mint turret]

Whichever you desire

[quaint acorn]

jk

[pure island]

That’s the thing I don’t know

[quaint acorn]

get a virtue

[mint turret]

Why do you need supercar

[quaint acorn]

but you could just get it from last dose

[pure island]

Already have it

[mint turret]

(It's free)

[pure island]

Yup

[fresh magnet]

@pure island, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[pure island]

It’s cool

[pure island]

Okeay

[quaint acorn]

get a ignus

weaponized ignus is good if you have agency

[mint turret]

Panto

[quaint acorn]

• prevents depressor mk2 griefers from locking on yo ass with upgrade

[pure island]

I have an agency how much those it cost ?

[sleek apex]

Love my Panto!

[quaint acorn]

uh i forgot

lemme pull up the wiki

[pure island]

K

[quaint acorn]

actually you don't need a agency

nvm you need it for imani tech im stupid

[pure island]

Yh

[lilac bluff]

I’m lwk bored

I need 4m

[quaint acorn]

9-5 in gta online then

[nocturne idol]

Finally I got gold on casino ts took forever

[vocal marsh]

tbh i like paintings way more with cheaper hacker

i think it pays more too

[nocturne idol]

Meh I’m always takin Paige

Naw gold is most iirc

[vocal marsh]

With cheaper hacker im pretty sure paintings do

lemme check

[fresh magnet]

@dusky prawn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[woven plank]

Eyo!

[vocal marsh]

paintings with cheap hacker pay 30k more

no diff basically just easier for same pay

[rich bloom]

Can someone explain what an epsi is?

[vocal marsh]

epsilon program

[rich bloom]

What is that?

[vocal marsh]

its a cult from story mode

[rich bloom]

Ohh

[pure island]

Doing 9-5 in gta online is kinda peak

[celest hornet]

rev up that acid lab

[quiet pulsar]

I need peopel for coke sell mission need 3

[nocturne idol]

I can’t tell if this dude means me or the actual ingame thing

[fresh magnet]

@quiet pulsar, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[rich bloom]

In the game

[cunning hearth]

theres a fire on a gas station i cant reach with the truck

[nocturne idol]

Oh yea it’s a cult

[rich bloom]

Coz everyone always asking for epsi cars but i got no clue wtf they are

[vocal marsh]

cars with epsi texture

[mighty isle]

[rich bloom]

What?

[jolly ember]

i wonder if ppl would register as mc president besides their businesses

[mint turret]

7% cut is perfect for painting with duo

[livid folio]

I mean you can actually do them all solo. I mean you need to be somewhat good but it’s easily possible

[deep crypt]

Guys what is the coolest car that i can buy from legendarymotosport ( i need car with unique livery )?

[vocal marsh]

I choose 5% one

[livid folio]

That’s entirely dependent on what you find cool

[mint turret]

Probably for normal mode

[pure island]

Fmj is good I think

[vocal marsh]

Hard mode

[deep crypt]

car with a lot of option cool livery

[mint turret]

Must be down to seconds

[mighty isle]

nothing

[mint turret]

How much time does 5% guy gives anyways

[vocal marsh]

If both hackers good can leave with 20 sec

[livid folio]

Again that is dependent. I honestly don’t like 99% of the liveries in this game

Maybe the Kriger though. It’s has some good ones

[vocal marsh]

2m 52 seconds

[livid folio]

No idea which cars have to most options for liveries

[vocal marsh]

And it's the same pay as gold hardmode with paige which is crazy

[deep crypt]

what is fmj

[vocal marsh]

Fmj mk V (car)

[deep crypt]

what is ur fav

[livid folio]

For liveries idk. My favorite car is though to choose, but probably the Ocelot XA-21

[deep crypt]

Ohh ok

[deep crypt]

Noted sir

[livid folio]

Or maybe the Grotti Itali RSX

[harsh mesa]

Theres a normal fmj aswell

[leaden girder]

do i need to scope out secondary targets in order to loot them for cayo?

[harsh mesa]

Nah

[vocal marsh]

Only for them to appear on ur map

[vocal marsh]

on planning screen map**

[leaden girder]

do they apear on the map when the hiest is started?

[harsh mesa]

If u go close to them

[vocal marsh]

No

[distant zealot]

greetings from Sudan

[winged robin]

No

[distant zealot]

why no?

[worldly latch]

whats the car in f&f 1 the orange one with green livery

in gta online

[mighty isle]

jester classic?

if ur talking about the supra

[worldly latch]

yes

what abt the green one

[blazing osprey]

im new to gta how do i make money

[vocal marsh]

KnoWay missions marked as A on map and cluckin bell marked as V on map

[blazing osprey]

ive been spamming doctor dre 5 times a day

[mint turret]

Might as well do first and last dose missions

[blazing osprey]

dr dre seems better than cluck n bell

[blazing osprey]

yeah i did this

[mint turret]

Get kosatka

[blazing osprey]

alright

but cayo missions seem hard

[mint turret]

Easiest heist

If you do it solo , you only need to take down 1-2 guards

[rich sluice]

uwuboy

are you looking for an uwugirl

[blazing osprey]

i have 8 million right now so i spend the money for a kosatka and a sparrow?

[mint turret]

Best money purchase you will ever made in gta

[tropic spire]

Buy luxor deluxe

[mint turret]

Get homing missiles for sparrow btw

[arctic fractal]

After a few days of endless grinding I finally got my raiju

[jolly ember]

guys what should i get oppressor mk1 or thruster

[serene pilot]

mk1

[tropic spire]

Mk1 faster no one uses thruster

[blazing osprey]

just bought it 4 hours just disappeared infront of my eyes

[jolly ember]

ok

[harsh mesa]

Mk1

[mint turret]

Disappeared what

[harsh mesa]

Hell yeah

[blazing osprey]

the 4 mil

took me 4 hours to get

[mint turret]

Okay

4 hours for 4 million, what's that grind

[manic aspen]

Does ULP paper trail have a first time bonus?

[harsh mesa]

Shi it takes me around 50min

[blazing osprey]

spamming dr dre

[harsh mesa]

I remember doing this as a lvl 20 and got traumatized by them jugs

[harsh mesa]

It has a cooldown right?

[jolly ember]

tell me how many preps does the contract have?

[blazing osprey]

yea but its usually short and i get the contract done itself in about 40 minutes

[harsh mesa]

Crazy stuff.. I only did the preps like 3 times and it took me 1hr+ each time

[inner ice]

Whats up peopleM

[blazing osprey]

9

[harsh mesa]

Yoo

[blazing osprey]

9 prep mission with two finalies

[inner ice]

Im good

[blazing osprey]

or one finale

with 10 prep

not really even "prep" missions

[quiet pulsar]

From now on when i do coke lockup I'm doing it in a private session because 1 you can't find anyone to do it with 2 it gets destroyed

[blazing osprey]

learn how to defend your product lil bro

[manic aspen]

Dre is good money but lowkey it feels like 3 hours just because of the mission structure and all that yapping

[blazing osprey]

maybe i wont blow it up

[manic aspen]

Otherwise 1mil for 45-50mins good

[blazing osprey]

for me its my #1

[manic aspen]

4th for me after casino cayo and oscar

oscar cuz i like aircrafts

[jolly ember]

9 is a fkn lot to do in an hour

[nocturne idol]

Nobody’s makin you sell in a public session

[blazing osprey]

the missions are very short and easy

[jolly ember]

alright then

[blazing osprey]

plus u get those first time bonuses of 100k after every mission

helped me so much

[nocturne idol]

How the FUCK are you doing Dre in 45 minutes gang 😭

[blazing osprey]

fast travel in the agency

[manic aspen]

Job wraps and session switch

[blazing osprey]

and it has a helipad

[nocturne idol]

Even the world record is 43 minutes gang 😭

Oh 34

[manic aspen]

Same guy who did cayo in 15mins?

The fuck

[nocturne idol]

Naw he been dethroned

Oh I thought you meant if he #1

Yea he did it 15min 48 seconds

[harsh mesa]

Prep, scoping and finale???

[nocturne idol]

Doing Dre in 45 minutes would put you at 6th

[manic aspen]

Sub in middle of the street personal vehicle on island

[signal whale]

whats going on here

[manic aspen]

Yea 15mins the whole thing

[nocturne idol]

Id assume so for speedrun.com

[harsh mesa]

💀

Crazy stuff bro

[harsh mesa]

Some guy did the whole cayo thing in 15 MINS

[manic aspen]

Nah cant be

[nocturne idol]

And he’s top for the Dre contract

[signal whale]

what the fuck how???

[nocturne idol]

It would

[manic aspen]

Lemme check

[nocturne idol]

https://www.speedrun.com/gtao?h=Dre_Contract-Solo-warps-true&x=8248zgwk-ylp62pkn.klro6g0l-0nwp96d8.5q8wryrq solo

With warps ofc

[signal whale]

that cant be

[rich sluice]

why not

[harsh mesa]

What the helly 😭 is his gameplay available

[rich sluice]

it very well can be

[nocturne idol]

And cayo without warps is 23minutes

[signal whale]

because it cant

[rich sluice]

why not

uwuboy why are you ignoring me

[nocturne idol]

18 MINUTE CASINO HEIST REF WHAT

😭😭

[sharp dome]

[rich sluice]

with setups?

[harsh mesa]

????

[signal whale]

because it makes no sense

[nocturne idol]

I’d assume so

[rich sluice]

that’s fake then idk

[sharp dome]

Weird zaya time has started

[nocturne idol]

Who knows maybe they fast as fuck

[rich sluice]

what

[signal whale]

wtf

[rich sluice]

seems like it

with warps i’d assume

[sharp dome]

Bye

[signal whale]

in 18 minutes though?

[leaden girder]

is the garment factory worth buying>?

[rich sluice]

bye

[nocturne idol]

They’re Chinese

[blazing osprey]

its not 😳

[sharp dome]

If u love lester

[signal whale]

😭

[nocturne idol]

For some reason Chinese people are built different

[harsh mesa]

I only bought it for terrorbyte upgrades

[signal whale]

chinese people can do shit like no other person

[harsh mesa]

The sweatiest sweats

[nocturne idol]

Real

[signal whale]

they are probably under the threat of parents though

[manic aspen]

Need to check my time but im not that fast

[ruby skiff]

!gunvan

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @ruby skiff

[blazing osprey]

what level we're you guys when u finally got everything u wanted in gta

[harsh mesa]

90

[blazing osprey]

cap

[signal whale]

maybe 450 because thats when the mansions came

[blazing osprey]

unless everything u wanted was a deluxo

[tall wren]

Anyone got a working dupe video?

[signal whale]

it dont take that long to get a deluxo though

[rich sluice]

most are patched

[harsh mesa]

I started over again and im lvl 75 rn, have almost everything now just jets and cars

[blazing osprey]

damn ur account 10 years old?

[rich sluice]

150

[tall wren]

So there may be one or two

[signal whale]

i first played on my character in 2021

[tall wren]

Thanks anyways bro

[inner ice]

Chinese💯🔥❤️

[inner ice]

Hey there, danish

[blazing osprey]

mine is 10 years old but it was a hand me down from my uncle

[signal whale]

rockstar seems to quickly patch glitches that are useful

[signal whale]

hi

[signal whale]

whats ur rank

[inner ice]

How are u

[blazing osprey]

130

[rich sluice]

why’d you steal tsu’s name

[signal whale]

i jusr woke up so im fine wbu

[blazing osprey]

I know the account is 10 years old though cuz I got the Mansion trophy

[rich sluice]

anything but god mode 🙏🙏

[inner ice]

? Im tsuna2real u aint said this before

[signal whale]

dawg im like 490 rn and lots if people here assumed that i modded

[rich sluice]

@still mortar

[signal whale]

on god bro, they patch everything except god mode

[inner ice]

We diff people i got this name since 2016

[rich sluice]

sure sure

name stealer smh

[harsh mesa]

[signal whale]

at least he isnt a kfc stealer 🙏

[inner ice]

Ur weird

[rich sluice]

if you can’t take a joke

sorry then

[inner ice]

Believe me or not i use this name on every platform since 2016

[glossy atlas]

People take things very literal

[inner ice]

Its not that i cant take the joke, i dont wanna joke with u its diff💯

[harsh mesa]

I see u stealing my name tho

[signal whale]

this reminds me of an incident yesterday that i do not want to get into

[glossy atlas]

Oh my god lmao

[vocal marsh]

no

[inner ice]

💔👀

[signal whale]

hey where did you come from where is mr bmx

[harsh mesa]

Bmx who

[rich sluice]

okay

[nocturne idol]

Yo why’d you steal my name

[inner ice]

U now keeping this name

[signal whale]

idk i thought its you

[inner ice]

I dont know u, but i fw the name

[harsh mesa]

we'll see

[inner ice]

👀👀👀

[harsh mesa]

Im a chill guy dw

[inner ice]

Eye emoji eye emoji

[nocturne idol]

No you’re @harsh mesa

[signal whale]

oh alr u good

[harsh mesa]

Stop trying to be me twin

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[inner ice]

Notice how @inner ice dosent need real in his name cause his already official

[nocturne idol]

Copycat

[azure condor]

!gv

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @azure condor

[inner ice]

I got tm in my name

[blazing osprey]

why u copying off the real tsuna

[inner ice]

Notice the copyright in my name👀👀

[harsh mesa]

Are we deadass rn

[signal whale]

on god the real tsuna is @nocturne idol

[placid hemlock]

Please keep the chatter relevant to GTA and refrain from spamming or LFGing.

For non-GTA chatting, please visit #community

[inner ice]

Btw @nocturne idol my name is in lowercase for a reason

[harsh mesa]

Fym its me

[inner ice]

Fav gta car?

[nocturne idol]

I trademarked your trademark

[harsh mesa]

Niobe

[inner ice]

Yeah im giving up

[blazing osprey]

peep the double copy right

[glossy atlas]

Damn, what'd she do lol

[signal whale]

but the name says the realesteree tsuna tm tm

[faint spear]

No one gnna read Raptor

[signal whale]

banshee gts or niobe

[rich sluice]

nobody ever does

[nocturne idol]

What if I block raptor

[inner ice]

Stop em

[harsh mesa]

Whos raptor

[harsh mesa]

They all copying me

[faint spear]

Probably a dumb thing lmao

[rich sluice]

@signal whale who are you

[inner ice]

Idk js some guy

[signal whale]

im you

[nocturne idol]

He can’t tell me to not talk

[rich sluice]

what do you want

[nocturne idol]

Cause I can’t see the text so nanabooboo

[faint spear]

He can actually

[signal whale]

idk

[nocturne idol]

grrr

[faint spear]

Or i could

[signal whale]

no they arent bro see the double trademark

[nocturne idol]

glup

[rich sluice]

then why friend request

[signal whale]

why not

[rich sluice]

and not answer

[inner ice]

If u dont stop ill send higly innapropiet messages on mod mail

[harsh mesa]

fake trademarks i dont need a trademark to be me

[signal whale]

we need to make a tsuna car for gta

[harsh mesa]

Real

[graceful turtle]

Tuna*

[faint spear]

Wouldn't be smart

[inner ice]

For real i need a whip

[signal whale]

i will develop one and personally send it to rockstar. it will be better than any hsw car to ever exist

[inner ice]

Can u read raptor msgesm

[faint spear]

Idk

[inner ice]

Mate💔

[faint spear]

Cayo is overrated

Change my mind

Go

[signal whale]

on god

[harsh mesa]

Thats w mann

[graceful turtle]

Ragebait

[inner ice]

Bought everything without running a cayo

Cayo really overrated, i got maxed mansion night club etc without having the kotskaa

[nocturne idol]

Look under there

[inner ice]

[signal whale]

this isnt ragebait its true

[harsh mesa]

Im highly offended

[inner ice]

Under where

[nocturne idol]

Hahaha

[faint spear]

Your married to a car

[inner ice]

Deserved mute

Joking @graceful turtle

[harsh mesa]

Ur cooked

[signal whale]

the top speed on this mf will be 250

[inner ice]

How to become lawyer of mmi

[sharp dome]

U can't

[faint spear]

[inner ice]

I dont wanna become one im js curious on how masterlarzy became one

[nocturne idol]

Damn they mutted me

[faint spear]

Mostly just be active, there are other jobs

[inner ice]

Can i own the strip club

[nocturne idol]

Why is nobody laughing am I mutted

[sharp dome]

Special training with ogway

[signal whale]

nah i own it

[faint spear]

....that is not a job

[inner ice]

I wanna own securoserv

[nocturne idol]

I wish

[inner ice]

How to get that job, tell me

[manic aspen]

Asking the real question

[faint spear]

I'll just let you be another lawyer atp

[bleak token]

Should I migrate my account to ps5?

[faint spear]

Yes

[sharp dome]

[nocturne idol]

Oh yea then why is my mom a stripper if it’s not a job

[inner ice]

Why is securoserv that exclusive

[bleak token]

Is that towards me?

[faint spear]

Yep

[sharp dome]

Did you just said that?!?

[inner ice]

I respect u chill out

[bleak token]

Won’t I lose progress or money or cars?

[faint spear]

Someone alr owns SecuroServe

[signal whale]

no

[exotic jungle]

does nightshark have any weapons

[signal whale]

yeah thats me

[faint spear]

No

[signal whale]

machine guns

[sharp dome]

You don't need another lawyer

[bleak token]

Im scared to migrate ngl

[inner ice]

Tag em rq

[steep zealot]

👋

[dapper iron]

Trevor have it already

[inner ice]

Im actually studying law

[signal whale]

hello bob are we up

[harsh mesa]

[inner ice]

Bob u dont really remember me?

[faint spear]

Idk their username

[dapper iron]

Blud wanna be Saul Goodman

[steep zealot]

3m

[bleak token]

Is it hard to migrate??

[signal whale]

hell yes we up

[nocturne idol]

Can confirm

[faint spear]

No not rlly

[steep zealot]

Sadly no, i don’t remember what i ate yesterday

[dapper iron]

[nocturne idol]

Someone laugh

[inner ice]

U a real former cia

[bleak token]

Can I ask some questions abt it bc I’m still unsure

[steep zealot]

[nocturne idol]

LAUFH NOW

[signal whale]

3m to your name i love it

[harsh mesa]

[dapper iron]

Back in the 90's yes

[inner ice]

The first guy to laugh will get eletrocuted by me

[signal whale]

@harsh mesa

[inner ice]

U done alot of dmg to my community

[faint spear]

It's pretty easy, a YT tutorial can most likely explain it better than I can over text

[dapper iron]

Which one?

[harsh mesa]

Fuh

[inner ice]

Shall i become lawyer

[harsh mesa]

Whyd u snitch

[signal whale]

no bc you threatened to electrocute a guy

[inner ice]

Kinda too much off topic

[signal whale]

thats another married to panto not u twin u good

[faint spear]

Yes

[dapper iron]

Fair enough

[faint spear]

Nice to see chat alive 😀

[harsh mesa]

Good stuff

[signal whale]

yeah i gotchu u good

[dapper iron]

Alive Internet Theory

[inner ice]

Add the tm to mmi ngl

[inner ice]

Notice how when im online chat always alive

[blazing osprey]

all Elysian island mc business✅

[faint spear]

[nocturne idol]

Too late

[inner ice]

Copyright

[nocturne idol]

Trademarked

[faint spear]

I still have old SS of me with tm in my username

So

[harsh mesa]

Can i become the potato seller of mmi

[inner ice]

Yes i do bob, u forgot bout me cause i changed name and profile

[faint spear]

Too slow

[faint spear]

Igs

[nocturne idol]

Yea well it’s not there now

[sharp dome]

Sssly you recruited him even though u had me?

[faint spear]

I mean i could always remove it from your username

[harsh mesa]

Would u swap ur role with me

[nocturne idol]

That’s not nice

[faint spear]

We had like 3 lawyers back in June lmao

[inner ice]

It saddens me we were becoming friends

[faint spear]

No

[sharp dome]

Nah nah we only need one not 2 give him something else

[faint spear]

I like the blue

[harsh mesa]

[signal whale]

how many times you guys had women of the night interactions

[inner ice]

I like the black

[signal whale]

what black

[harsh mesa]

Get ps4/ps5 roles they also blue

[nocturne idol]

Your pfp

[faint spear]

No i like this blue

[signal whale]

thank you

[inner ice]

Skin and role color

[harsh mesa]

[signal whale]

skin????

[faint spear]

I had ps5 role for months

[signal whale]

💀

[nocturne idol]

Swap roles with Harold then

🔥

[signal whale]

swap roles with me @faint spear

[faint spear]

No

[signal whale]

yes

[inner ice]

Can i make disclose my top 3 mods list?

[faint spear]

Also why is now about roles wut

[fresh magnet]

@thick ether, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @inner ice

[signal whale]

not here

[sharp dome]

Take something else man. Only one job

[faint spear]

Uh igs

Idk

[harsh mesa]

[faint spear]

I didn't understand a word but

[signal whale]

when can i become mmi itself

[faint spear]

[nocturne idol]

Too late

[faint spear]

Until I'm banned never

[signal whale]

let me grab a double trademark

[exotic jungle]

does weaponized tampa have rockets

[signal whale]

what can i become now then

[nocturne idol]

Well ACHSUALLY pal I’m MMI

[dapper iron]

Yes but no lock on sadly

[sharp dome]

Who's the manager of MMI?

[signal whale]

me asf

[sharp dome]

No ur not

[signal whale]

yes i am wdym

[exotic jungle]

‚what car do u recommend for fun but not toreador mk2 deluxo apc or tank since i have them

[faint spear]

Alr I found a pic of me having tm but I need to crop it 😭

[signal whale]

mors mutual insurance

[faint spear]

Otherwise I'll be more than likely shitposting

[signal whale]

why

[nocturne idol]

Too late

[dapper iron]

Ruiner 2000 or Rocket Voltic

[sharp dome]

Done

[signal whale]

oh my god how many trademarks is that

[harsh mesa]

U have to pay for water damage

[exotic jungle]

i have ruiner 2000 too i forgot

[harsh mesa]

And ik ur scam now

[dapper iron]

Blud is a tryhard of MMI 🗿

[nocturne idol]

Trademark

[faint spear]

I would change that btw

[tropic spire]

Vigilante

[nocturne idol]

Why

[signal whale]

good god thats a lot

[dapper iron]

Oh well get a Scramjet or Phantom Wedge

[faint spear]

Will probably get changed to rule 7

[bleak token]

I’m forever grateful we can skip the 4 minute long cutscene in the dr Dre contract

[nocturne idol]

Say you swear

[signal whale]

on god???

[faint spear]

I mean I'll do it

[nocturne idol]

Also it can be mentioned

[signal whale]

on bob bro

[faint spear]

Its still abusing the tm

[inner ice]

God bless the air frier

[nocturne idol]

Can still be mentioned

[signal whale]

if i use two tm will it be abusing

[tropic spire]

™

[signal whale]

i love ts on bob

[harsh mesa]

Why u using me without perms

[faint spear]

This is not up for debate

[inner ice]

Always copying me before my name now my trade mark

[nocturne idol]

It only says it gotta be able to be mentioned 🤓👆

[inner ice]

Under bob💯

[bleak token]

Wait but what’s diff in the ps5 version

[signal whale]

yeah my fault i didnt notice that 😭💔

[harsh mesa]

In bob

[faint spear]

This is just abusing ™

[inner ice]

Her new name finna be !rule 7

[signal whale]

the performance for one

[faint spear]

Some content and other things

[inner ice]

Change nickname | rule 7

[bleak token]

Like hsw on cars right?

[inner ice]

Rule 7 mid

[vapid osprey]

Is cayo better or Bogdan for b2b

[nocturne idol]

Nuh uh

[inner ice]

@steep zealot What happend to jas?

[faint spear]

Fine

[tropic spire]

Cayo even casino

[sharp dome]

Depends what u enjoy most

[keen oracle]

Yeah!! Your cars can go Super Saiyan

[dapper iron]

Cayo for payout Bogdan for fun

[exotic jungle]

does voltic have rockets

[dapper iron]

Nah only Boost

[inner ice]

Cayo for fun Bodgan for effecency

[nocturne idol]

I changed my name rule 7

I just changed it back instead

[inner ice]

What they gon do to me

[dapper iron]

Theres nothing Fun about Cayo if u keep using the same drainage tunnel

[inner ice]

Started as my twin when we pop out that shi like 2 of me

[tropic spire]

Voltic good cuz u dont need mechanic if u cant spawn sparrow or buzzard

[inner ice]

Never done cayo

[harsh mesa]

Tell em

[inner ice]

Why tho?

[dapper iron]

Lol good I guess

[nocturne idol]

You’re only trademark not the symbol

[inner ice]

Mind u a girl named zaya started this

By saying my name is a copy

[harsh mesa]

Wym

[sharp dome]

Just like the job

[inner ice]

Then they copied my name

[nocturne idol]

I had the symbol before you had the name

[inner ice]

Ur too dramatic

[harsh mesa]

[nocturne idol]

You can’t trademark the already trademarked

[sharp dome]

Am I now?

[inner ice]

Yep

[tropic spire]

Tsuna is name of what job

[harsh mesa]

Well i did

[sharp dome]

Name stealer

[inner ice]

Oh hell nah

[sharp dome]

Open your eyes or have lester check them

[inner ice]

Tsuna is my nickname on all platforms since 2016

[tropic spire]

I think he means ur disc name

[inner ice]

Jes might be a bit weird but she cook

[inner ice]

Hes dramatic

Agree

[sharp dome]

Who's her?

[late reef]

yo

[inner ice]

Ngl in this chat i made my too 7 list

[nocturne idol]

The CIA

[worn kiln]

I cant deliver my coca cola lol

[inner ice]

Go hate on me on #community if u this mad smh

[tropic spire]

I cant find jes on search is she banned

[still mortar]

Hello

[inner ice]

I hope not

[tropic spire]

Thats tuff