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Same lmfao 
Yooo thats crazy

Yeah!!!!
Fully bulletproof from front and back, + explosive resistant for the few missions where npc do use it

why you educating me i very bad at game. I will forget this
Whats the passive income after 100 contracts 
Sounds like a skill issue
Im with u kidnap bob
Yes, come at bob
let's go kidnap cargo bob
U cant shoot a bmx now can u 
Bob the menace
i bought the journey II
I can shoot u sitting on the bmx 

I identify as a bmx 
But does your bmx have rockets 
Hmmm
Answer unclear, use ChatGPT
never in danger
U are the danger
Breaking bad reference?!
Everything is a breaking bad reference



can I identify as your father
Can anyone please help me win a
●Air race
●Sea race
●Gta race
●Shooting range challenge
●Parachuting
My third to last achievement for 100% but I can't get anyone to join
U can identify as my son dw
@dusty stirrup, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @sharp dome
i'll take it
Jr bmx 
Let me guess. She’s also a 50 year old chemistry teacher with lung cancer. Mild mannered chemist to a ruthless drug lord
And she broke bad……
Speak English
Guess what I am speaking language which language I am speaking
No
Spanish 
Pakistani Urdu
l
Don't embarrass us man
r u preshto?
No
He's indian
oh
Anybody with mini gun help me crash party for dr dre mission
@flint forge, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-l|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-l|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-l|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-l|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-l|other-lfg
Requested by: @sharp dome
"I know human beans oUrthur"
Thanks @polar horizon
Brodie I have a free one in my facility security room
But your on pc so yeah
I sent a level 3 hit team on my low level friend once

They killed him lmao
This security room is really worth the 770K
@ivory bridge i own a facility myself
Yeah just get security room for 770K and you get a free minigun temporarily
Other than the Minigun. Security room is a fun troll tool
anyb ody on gta pc enchanced down to dfpo sm heistsa
@velvet knoll, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg, #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg, #xb1|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg, #xb1|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg, #xb1|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg, #xb1|other-lfg
Requested by: @pliant kestrel
Can anyone help with MC selling please?
Send a level 3 hit team on a level 1-40
@thorny spire, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb-s|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s|other-lfg
Requested by: @ivory bridge
Most malicious act in gta online
Jeez man why is chat so inactive I feel schizophrenic talking to myself
Guess I’ll come back at a later time

Well look who came back from the graveyard

Timezones is a bitch am I right?
But moderators never sleep. Batman fr
yea its 3 in the morning, times really flying
Yall have random sleep paralysis that lets you ban any off topic conversation. And put the
on anyone
Yeah it’s 2 PM for me
Moderator team?
Thought you meant Wall for a bit
Im not sure, I kinda just exist sometimes then don't for a smaller but lesser much portion of also sometimes
Stupid plat patron role
How do your even get plat patron
Buy it
its becoming gradually more funny that I haven't made a custom role yet and you keep getting trolled by it
P2W is insane
Leave me alone plz
Yeah leave cargo bob alone
Stupid iron mule fans. They’ll never understand you cargo bob
i have air defense left for doomsday act 3

idk what else to do with it, I felt like it, I chat here a bit so I figured I may as well
“I did it for me, I liked it, I was good at it, it made me feel alive”
Wallter white 
Wallter hartwall white
Easiest setup in the history of setups
Seriously the volatol has insane health. The jets don’t even serve as a threat
what equipment do i take for a duo cayo?
absolute volatol
Kosatka approach vehicle. Aggressor weapon loadout. Suppressors of course. Every equipment except for demolition charges. And I like doing the armor disruption prep. But it’s optional
I'll suggest you to use the Agressor weapon loadout, it has the assault shotgun which comes in handy against the juggernaut
The juggernutsack 
I’m so immature but I never miss the chance to say that joke
both torches?
Conspirator is just a better version of aggressor for more skilled players 
Yes get the torch for the drainage tunnel
Meh
Aggressor does what you need to do and then some
Don’t risk it with the juggernaut
thanks guys
Np
The machine pistol carries the loadout, for basically every other kill than jug, I can kill jug just fine with mil rifle, easily
I don’t see the point in knocking down the juggernaut with aggressor loadout
Just get close behind him and use the assault shotgun. 95% success rate for me
I hit a wall on the 2nd shot one time 
Heisenberg
You lying two sacked piece of shit
Is the god
not even a 100% success rate 
Interesting, shotgun loadout ruins it mostly because of the pellets missing and hitting behind where you are shooting, in which you get detected sadly
Sorry I’m referencing Hank’s reaction to finding out that Walt is the heisenburger
Like I said I missed my bullet once. Skill issue not choice issue
Aggressor is the best loadout to be fair
yo guys
Goat
!rule 5 @ivory bridge
Uphold mature conversations and respect each other; excessive profanity, hate speech or any kind of harrassment will not be tolerated. This includes spam, as well as toxic and aggressive behavior.
@ivory bridge
@flint meadow
you still haven't memorized the pellet spread for the one of two guns you actually use for cayo?
I WILL SMOKE ANYBODY IN HERE WITH LIU KANG
It was a refrence robot nobodt was harmed in the filming
well everything can be a reference, that doesn't mean you say it here
Some guy said Heisenberg and I continued the dialogue
Can you just search the ending of breaking bad episode 9 season 5
That would also be off topic and shit posting
woah there ladies
can I tell you guys a sercet
Here. I agree
Not rule 5 then

depends, is it going to kill me knowing it?

promise you won't tell the cops
$10,000 per in game day
You don't care about your vision
ye i wont
depends, do I have to tell the cops if its really that bad?
I started cooking some blue candy
yummy
with my chemistry teacher
Yall really need to pay attention to the moderators at times
with your ex chemistry teacher?
Harry made a pretty frustrating mistake
Maybe

Why are we all referencing breaking bad now
How old is he?
What is cancer? I've never heard of that one in gta before
I can be your distributor
I wanted to do a pay day reference
Wall go to sleep please
mibombo
Are you deadass?
some cells

that are deadly
Lester had in his butt
Which episode was it I forgot
probably more alive than dead
I honestly said episode 9 as a guess
what was in the weekly update
Check #gta-news
Ohhh tf I didn't realize it was you zaya
3 new odd jobs, all odd jobs are now x2 rp and money
And x2 production on cocaine, stacks with mansion booster 
zamn 2x on taxi
Cociane fills up so damn fast now 😭
Quickie pharm too
😔
How long does a supply bar deplete now?
3 nanoseconds
Ahh my bad
. Force of habit directing players

you run out in 20 minutes basically, comically fast
i see how it is
8 days for pc?
Wait wall are you a moderator?
7 today
No
not yet, maybe one day
I had this whole assumption that you were a mod. I don’t see any moderator roles on your profile
but idk how long it’ll take to arrive at my door lol
Wall is a rockstar employee
Alright you pulled off a nice psychology trick on me
This is true
You act,talk like a moderator lmao
@pliant kestrel start keeping a counter for whenever you get mistaken as a mod
Did you ever apply?
they made this role this color 💔
I didn't do a thing
Yeah their fault
No, Im not sure Im fit for it yet
Get your custom role rn
The higher ups
So i stop thinking your now an associate
Wait who even owns the server 😭
all of us
Someone
omar

Sooo a fellow arab owns the server. Amazing
idk
Someone is insane
The person who was master in his name
james 
So not you
Kinda weird that the owner joined 1 month ago

Better than $250 per ingame day atleast
no way u joined a month ago Master....
He didn't
Longer iirc
good, you got fast eyes
YO anyone know how much money diamond casino heist give
depends on your target
I left n joined again
wdym
depends on your target in the vault
check #gta-media message
The casino also doesn't just matter on what you have as a target, but how fast you can hack, and also grab the loot at the same time
can i only take one in that list of things
yes
ahh what is the hardest to get then
They all have the same chance of being attained, outside of diamonds being event exclusive
get kosatka first
Is that reference to..
Niko niko niiiiiiiiiii
what is than
Also, I would suggest putting on a platform role 
no

Ignore those 2 knuckle heads
so what is kosatska
Its a submarine
find car f1 and benny
is it worth buying rc bandito since time trials are 2x
Yeah start from the full form of gta
where to find it
a submarine where you can start the cayo perico heist
wdym
can earn a lot of money and fast
where can i get it
warstock
how much is it
No
2.2m
Ownable submarine you can run cayo perico from, store a sub / helicopter in, as well as a pick of either the stromberg or the toreador
First time for playing through cayo perico you get madrazo bonds, the sub itself can be obtained by visiting the H icon with the 🌴 on the top left of the city area, then you go to the casino music locker (top / north part of casino) to get a cutscene with mini madrazo, where you chat about the heist and sub itself, the sub won't be buyable until you do both of these 
im getting confused who to lister to zaya or masterlarzy
yall know what can i do to have some fun? i have everything in the game already and also 105m dollars
Ofc master
larzy is shitposting
Excuse me
listen to wall or me
Listening to walle will be easier n safer
I wanna know what platform niko is on
mobile
ah i see thankyou
See this is shitposting

If i am getting unable to maintain connection to rockstar prompt will the game save when I quit
you are shitposting
im on pc
Enhanced legacy?!
Dude you were the one not me n don't copy me
Enhanced, legacy or both
no just legacy
Also a side note, but most activities post-cayo are solo orientated, if you get stuff from before then you will most likely require 2 or more players to do those
But cayo is the only solo heist in the game, which is why its really good for people
Also go to id:customize and get a platform role 
Bet
Kind of yes. I mean sometimes it does
Energy wasted huh
@pliant kestrel hi floor
Lame man legit lame
Nope
thanks for the fart voice note 
hey don’t leak that wtf

argue with the wall
you are
Also i just purchased security room in facility to get free temporary mini gun but I didn't even get it
if i ever actually got a voice note like that.. straight blocked ⏸️
Not you man
why would u want a temporary minigun.

why not just buy it when it comes out the gunvan?

Spoke the words out my mouth
it might not spawn, you can try reloading to a new session but its best to look out in the gun van for the permanant option, not the temp option
!gv



Gta needs content
this feels like community
Getting dusty on my ps library
I need a coffee
I am level 102 already. Will unlock the regular way soon
Maybe GTA content is the friends we made along the way
idid not know niko is in the appearence thingy in gta online
Lester agrees
Meanwhile will keep eye for gun van as well
the gta content is the content we never got
let that sink in
i just hope they dont delete the memory of gta 5 in gta 6
jet fuel
no minigun today. but emp launcher, great for that annoying ass little fucking tank
I have the emp launcher
Is it just me or cayo is actually tough solo?
More like jes fuel
Nah just kill jugg
For beginners it can be
Anyone on ps wanna do cayo ?
Takes practice
@solar wadi, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #xb1|cayo-perico-lfg
Requested by: @faint spear
I don't want to get aggressive, just wanna do it silently and finish it
Also best to add the ps role/s
No u can kill him silently
then rest of guards
i think its the easiest i mess up stealth sometimes
woah? what are you suggesting pal...
In the compound*
How
does the vapis fmj mk v have imani tech
the only fuel that comes out of me is debatable
missile jammer
Right
alr then it's crazy good
Bought bunker for doomsday heist but when doing the ambulance hijak it won’t register going in the bunker , any ideas?
has hsw too
idk how to explain tbh but u just need to kill few guards around him'
You mean facility
I failed cayo like 5 times rn solo
Not bunker
Ohk
i wouldnt take it in public tbh even with jammer there are railgun and explosive sniper griefers
Yea
Can u help it instead of mocking? 🤡
unless ur trying hard for elite challenge
that way any car isn't safe
cuz when i do it, i dont really care for the extra 100k
so i just go in guns blasting once i have the primary
There are cars with imani tech armor and jammer (like virtue)
is that armour any good?
takes 12 homing missiles
Does it matter if viecle damaged why it won’t go in?
and what about vapid fmj without that armour?
Don't think so no
It shouldn't
takes 0 sadly
Drive away from the circle and drive back
uh
It can just be buggy
Ah okay
then imma just use it in invite only
also since i have the vapid fmj mk v and the virtue, should i get the weaponized ignus?
like is it worth it for me
wg chatters
ignus lowk fire, but i dont think its like a "must have" or anything
Hellooo
How to get out out when you are going through spawn killing mod on gta online
do u have a vigilante
Tbh no
Unless you want it
It's not rlly that good
Fmj mk5 is the best for racing so
fmj mk v is crazy
driving that around and switching to another car makes the latter feel like shit lmao
How does someone set the cluckin bell to hard mode?
Is there a thing where I can sell my previous apartments or no?
Downhill + speed boosts + slipstream
264 km/h ?
No mph
That was like 2 months ago, could be faster if I checked rn
Im saying u pure nightmare fuel 
what is the easiest method to get casino chips
Is it worth buying the lcc Sanctus?
Play that card game
theres casino glitches?
Blackjack
oh the fucking change outfit one?
Chip glitches yes
that still works?
Yes
Never heard of that one
majority of day 1 glitches still work, even from launch there are many
Blackjack one or something else?
I only knew the Blackjack closed app trick lol
perchance teach 😭
i cba to buy 50k bro the cd is shit too
Fair enough
i wanna decorate my shi
Hello chat
Only glitch i know that still exists is the wheel one
Closing the app before the game saves
Oh yeah classic one
Top drift cars?
too slow lowk
Just look on youtube, if you win a hand u get up and change outfit. And go play again, if you loose just restart ur game
i just got pissed because i was saving up chips for like a week and it ran out so fast buying decoration 😭
the prices are stupid
Last time I did it was when it first came out lol and never again ever since 
Welcome to Los Santos
Is act 1 elite challenge doable with the route 68 facility
U make 100k a hand 
W/ vigilante of course
Im praying on every god that exists that the torredor or deluxo don't go on sale yet
Should be
It’s not the best though right?
No
I have ever heard grand senora desert facility is better
Not worth switching for the extra 50K though
Grand senora desert is the best
Need someone toplay gta v with
It's now 263.49mph
@rich sluice, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-e|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-e|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-e|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-e|other-lfg
Requested by: @faint spear
@faint spear that was fast asf
The reaction time of a moderator 
No, its just the power of the double tap
opps sorry my bad lester
On my Untraceable acc
What about act 2 elite challenge
Is it doable with the route 68 facility
Should be doable yeah
I've had for nearly 6 years, I've not even killed 1k players
But of course. Paleto bay and Mount Gordo are the best for elite challenge act 2
I actually had Mount Gordo. I switched after finishing act 2
You can call an aircraft via Pegasus or use the train track shortcut
Went to the more centralized route 68
27 mill off 1 billion income made
Kind person
Can I have my bmx back
Nuh uh
I steal everyone’s BMX and I’m never returning it
You want it? Pay me 800

Aka the original price
that's daylight robbery
"You're a good man Arthur Morgan"
Just over 32k miles
High honor untraceable ending
Frfr
Nearly 20 days in 1st person 😭
How does one even reach rank 1k, I played for like 3 weeks and have 80 hours and I'm BARELY level 55
No
How many sniper pvps did you engage in
Idk
Is there a BMX cult or something tf
Not many
Or you just like first person
Bruh you gotta play more than 3 weeks to get to my place
There soon will be 
A small but growing one
We are collecting the destruction of the issi cult and recreating something new
As in how does one get alot of rp, i just wanna make my assault shotgun pink
I use 1st person for everything
Opressor mk1 better
Excpet driving and flying
Create your own oppresor MK1 cult then
Im literally the opposite
BMX is superior anyways
Do activities like Heist thats a good source of rp or any kind of missions.
I CANNOT for the life of me do gunfights in first person
People who only do heists for money are the stupidest people ever btw
They stole 4 days
Businesses+heists is the best way to make money
Movement in actually better in fpp.. Atleast for me
The math ain't mathing moment
Guess I'm dumb
But I don’t do that many heists except Cayo perico
Key word “only”
If you mix businesses in you should be good
Kinda
As someone who has played a shit ton of ghost recon in third person , first person is so jankyy
If you use the Lfg channels in most of the servers you’ll probably get a measly 15-25%
And if you host. You have the burden of setting up the heist again
They need to rework biker sell missions dude I am not flying 4 dodos to lsia
3 dodos
But yeah biker sell missions really need a rework
Decrease the RNG for trash trucks and seaplanes. And increase the RNG for 1 truck sales
Atleast like an option for only one sell vehicle
AND BRING BACK 3 BUZZARDS SELL MISSION GODDAMN IT
idk why they removed it tbf. It’s a good mission
Yes
The only sell mission I like that isn't the truck are the bikes
Lol if u only grabber/hacker thats reasonable I guess
Rockstar should really just make something like just one sell vehicle for a cut of less money
Worst sale mission ever
Like a 10% deduction is fine
What abt the mail one
That one is worst too
You don’t know how stupid you sound Rn
All I said was increase the RNG.
Only do 1 Truck sale or Boat one
Or an option to only take enough product for a 1 vehicle sale even if I have more
Definitely
sea planes are the worst
I do the 4 bikes. If I’m doing meth/cash/Cocaine
Since they have closer locations to Los santos
My weed and forgery are generally farther from Los santos
Well you actually can right now by switching session every time u get a bad sale mission
So I only do 1 truck and 3 boats for them
Isn’t closing game safer
Id rather get a set deduction rather than join a new session go to my mc businesses until I lose a solid 100k for the mission i want
I rarely done that even with 2/3 friends helping me, cause I did most of my sale solo with 1 truck/Boat
Boats are so goated dude
If you stay long enough in the gta community you’ll make friends. Those friends can help you with any sale mission
Nah you still lose some products and its slower
But if your solo. Yeah 3 boats and 1 truck is the only viable choice
Do you keep everything when switching sessions?
Acid lab and nightclub are the best things to exist ever
Bunker though 
It's THE tony prince himself in all its glory
The only reasonable sell mission, most of the times with Bikes you gotta drive 6 Miles to a bloody Paleto.
Honest to god I have one, but it's really unprofitable rn
Like it breaks even
Only lost like 52k so it wasn't very bad
Yall is the sandy shores salvage yard a good location or nah?
i have the night club but my staff isnt assigned to anything i dont know what businesses to get and link dont wanna waste money and something isnt good for passive income
Who the hell take that location?
Someone who wants to keep other businesses close
Just go with the one near Maze Bank Arena u can deliver the car much faster to Yusuf
Not answering the question directly btw
Sooooooo sandy shores is not worth it
Special cargo was the best mistake of my life, I've literally made back the 1.2m I wasted on it by just accruing the special cargo nightclub goods
Bunker / special cargo warehouse / coke / meth / cash

Hangar also works if you don’t want special cargo
Both of them count for “cargo and shipments”
Hangar does cost alot more
Hangar is objectively better anyways and I’m willing to debate
Nah lad Special Cargo was the best choice one can make
The more u know lol
Nobody debating you dw
thank god I always lose debates anyways
It is a long term business one, and if you got full 5 large warehouse and sell in Public you'll get 16,5 Mil
I purchased the ceo office thinking it was an agency and after I got my small warehouse someone told me it's a ceo office
But you can make the avenger a weapon of war via the hangar upgrades (Charlie upgrades)
Risky tho
Hangar is kinda slow for solo, you'll need other bloke for that to be faster.
You can make the avenger one of the best if not the best dog fighters
I lowkey wanna get a moc to customize my opressor mk1
With the missile upgrade that can be used by the pilot
High risk high Gain. 1,1 Mil bonus per warehouse its worth it
Yeah I have an moc with the vehicle workshop. It’s worth it
Oppresor MK1 is ass without upgrades anyways
im bout to start my gambling session in gta
Missile upgrade is a necessity.
Lmao it’s not even close 😂
ive got bunker and fully upgraded it and i have acid upgraded what next business shud i get next
Every aspect of gambling is banned in my region 
"Dealer wins"
Get meth
Soooo the casino is basically just a huge space of emptiness
gamble in gta then
Do you not have the casino?
FUCK I BUSTED
Online gambling is also banned
FCUK YOU
come to australia we're the best at it
I’d get Cocaine, Meth and Cash, then get a nightclub
I can enter it and buy a penthouse. But I can’t spin the lucky wheel nor play the slot games. It says “this feature is not available for you”. Online gambling is banned in some regions
I knew it
Get cocaine rn very worth it
i alr have night club
Do u not have the heist too lol?
Get the coke one, i think its 2x money this week
And yes I can do the diamond casino heist. Just in case your wondering
@distant breach
2x production speed
2x quicker production
Then get the other MC businesses I mentioned to make it better for you
Did u restart to keep ur money ?
Podium robbery?
I don’t have a salvage yard
Ah i guess they lied to me
im loading it again
But I think I’ve done a casino story mission for Agatha like 5 years ago
So even the penthouse missions are allowed
2x money on cocaine would be absolutely broken
does location matter
i did but it didnt work lmao
Almao sea and morningowod are the best two
prolly slow restart
Docks and paleto bay is just ass
Did u change outfit before starting the round ?
not really, just ur starting point for the trash trucks is the biggest consideration
They can’t gamble because of country-specific laws. Any game that has in app purchases that has gambling basically is always banned in some countries. Maybe if there was no purchase needed but yeah
Oh wait, are u on pc ? @weak nexus
Also I can buy a penthouse with every upgrade except private dealer
yea lol
Who the hell even did trash truck sale mission lol
@weak nexus your playing blackjack right?
Oooooh, im afraid it doesn’t work on pc
Yeah well that’s my favourite gambling game lmao. Just a shame it’s banned here
Damn dude, you don't even know the amount of money I've wasted on horses
i might kill myself
Is it real money or Nuh?
This is why we have the casino robbery brotha
for chips?
You get upset at the duggans for making rigged games? Go to your arcade and rob them 
No, but Sandy, cheapest, is actually the best. Shortest possible destinations
The Chinese probably appreciates it. Aka the cheng family
We know lester sure does 
His cheeky little 5%
And he got a girlfriend after doing it. I’m happy for him
And possibly the only hacker that managed to hacked Lester's phone lol
Yeah that lowkey shocked me
Imagine he took 25% like he used to
Lore wise I hate how they did that. Lester had the charm of being the best hacker in the game
They kinda ruined it
He used to take 25%?
He's not getting a girlfriend only, But a Hacker Girlfriend lol
The literal loading screen of him hacking into the fib in his lil ol house doesn't hit the same anymore
One that’s better than him
Like in the story mode it's implied he used to
Yep
For sure
He does take 12% in story mode iirc
Project overthrow was such an exciting series of missions
And they said the operations terminal is not worth it. It sure as shit was
Maybe he let his guard down after retirement
I got a cheeky 250K bonus at the end
Can it be done solo?
Mhm
Remember if you’re here for moneymaking you won’t leave happy
Every avenger mission can?
If your here for fun. Youll leave excited
Yeah you can do all 6 project overthrow missions solo
Oh buddy cayo is for money , i need something fun like knoway
Doomsday heist was his last perfect project
U can only transfer 50k to chips each day ??
I love the scene where he tricks Clifford into opening that door
Although the casino heist was sophisticated and perfectly planned
Lester CANT retire. He’s just built for this
Wait what 😭? Deadass?
I heard u can get 2.5mil from the slots
so does no one ever do jobs on gta?
Do u just gotta wait 50 days to cash in everything
Yeah you’ll enjoy project overthrow
And the UD
More like lose it
does no one ever do online jobs like this game dead
Union depository came after the apartment heists right?
Might cop it after getting all the stuff I want like the MOC and delorian
this game has no online job matchmaking
Yeah Apartment heist was before Story Mode
Idk im asking 
All 5 heist was quickly followed by each other
Just Lester throwing his favourite clients at us
If you’ve not completed apartment heists what are you doing
If lester worked with our online character for THREE years why doesn't he reccomend him to mikey
I've done fleeca lol that's it
And Doomsday Heist take place in 2017
I forced my friend to do it with me
2 heists for him (fleeca and pacific) 2 heists for his agency brother (humane labs and prison break) and 1 heist for his psychotic partner (series a funding)
can anyone help me get some money im lvl 10
CLUCKIN BELL
Yep thats why he's the Diplomat of underworld crime
Yep
That's one plot hole, if trevor didn't know lester was alive how does he help him in series A fundung
Fair play
Trevor never mentioned Lester first time we saw him
Remember when it was people doing union depository back to back
He was too focused on Michael and Brad
First time we saw Trevor after north Yankton*
To be exact
Trevor actually kinda hate Lester, the North Yankton Heist was supposed to never happen, Michael said this when Trevor planned the Meryyweather Heist.
Then bloke was ambushed by Narcs 😭😭
He survived though
And then we saw “series a funding. Heist complete” while Trevor is crying
Yeah our gta online characters only want their payday
Which is like 220K for each player if you split 25% each
Yep exactly ofc he survived cause if not it doesn't make sense lol
For a starter bloke thats a helluva payday
For 2015. It sure as shit was
nah😭
Humane labs was even a better payday. It was 1.1 million. Split across 4 players. On hard mode
They came out 11 years ago btw
Even fleeca job was spectacular for its time
Split it 50/50 and you get 125K
Is there any way to get special ammo using interaction menu?
Like that was insane back then
Or just 100K on normal mode
Fleeca pays 250K on hard
201K on normal
No I don't think so
Yep before all the crazy prices 
Holy yap
It is tho 
You can’t handle a conversation with your fried brain
“TikTok lover” yeah now I understand
Dw I’m a huge TikTok guy. Not as brainfried as you though
Yeah it was like 2 cars
Yeah i deleted tiktok but youtube reels force me brainrot
Around 150 BMX’s 
Did they inflate the price for the BMX too or nah?
tt as in stinger tt💀💀
LMAO
Smartest bmx user
How do i deal with oppresor mk2 griefers.
Bro respect the BMX cult
Offer them a 85% in your next Cayo and then block them
imani tech cars
Yeah but to fight back not just be a tortoise
Scramjet deluxo toreador
Oh we’re serious? Yeah I took down a couple of oppresor MK2’s with a khanjali
Get the railgun upgrade
U should try avenger no homing missile on ground players
I have terrible aim
So do I pal…. 
But railgun is pretty easy to aim. Especially the khanjali one
Exactly
Cant seem to hit my shots man
now it's 4 tuning upgrades on a trash car
Give it a shot. Khanjali can rule over any grounded fight btw
You can even kill someone before they hit the compact emp launcher
Just be careful with your shots
Khanjali is just broken
How do I get cash laying around in my office ? I have plenty of money but none in my office
Make profit via the ceo businesses
Special cargo. Vehicle cargo.
how far we have fallen lol
I’ve sold a lot of vehicle cargos
And I don’t have almost any money laying around if not none cuz I’m not sure
Honestly. I never even owned vehicle cargo so idk why I’m spreading possible misinformation
I’m sure special cargo gives you cash in your office
You ever done a sale for special cargo?
Yeah invest in special cargo if you really want that prop cash
Don’t blame ya. It’s badass asf
I have every mc product+cash lying around in my clubhouse
Passports. Cash machines. Meth. Weed. Cocaine
Didn’t know that’s possible even
Yeah for every 5 mc business you have a profit from. You get props in your clubhouse
The 5 products
Forged documents
Counterfeit money
Weed
Meth
Cocaine
And cash from general profit
Nice I’ll check my clubhouse cuz I’ve sold many times in my mc business cuz I own them all so it’ll look great
Yeah it looks amazing
But the ceo office honestly looks much better.
I just like the variety on the clubhouse. Since it’s different products
Yeah
Bruh u was supposed to do special cargo not vehicle
Vehicle cargo should honestly count as general CEO profit
Can you mix Narcotics, chemicals and medical supplies for the 50 crate bonus? Or does it need to be 50 of an exclusive stock?
It’s a literal business you buy from securoserv. So it’s a ceo business
But its a different entities I guess
Like tf
CEO Office only fit for Special Cargo
And to have full money laying around earn at least 26 Mil iirc
damn
Special cargo is not that good. Hangar is easily better
Only place to store aircrafts (except the avenger since it can be stored in both hangar and facility)
Nah I disagree, I earn easy 100 Mil from that alone
And the business in general is objectively better
Subjectively*
Some people prefer special cargo for how cheap it is. The warehouse. I can respect that
Hangar earning are way less compared to 555 CEO crates
So.... Which do I source? Do they stack?
And how long does it take to get 555 ceo crates
A whole ass century 😭
Or do yall just give money to the Lupe lady
By definition of cheap if u said the large one too. For me it is
I have 1 medium cargo warehouse
3 days for me
Large warehouse is just too much 😭
Lol no wonder
And if I’m getting another one it’s gonna be small
Medium is decent go large
Guys what is #gta-online-mk2
More profit for the car wash safe
Small its literally a very small profit too lol
And easier to manage
Smaller time too
All ceo warehouse sizes are good. It’s up to personal preference
Guys what is #gta-online-mk2
Why can’t people just admit that
Yeah but worst profit if u are looking to making money with it
Gta online chat for mega knight users
CEO crates only worth it if u got all Large
I see it differently tbh
Yeah depends on what u need
I like quick profit
Part of me regrets medium warehouse too
Should’ve gotten 5 small. Perfect for quick management
Well we got a very different grinding Philosophy then, I like long term profit balance more.
Yep
First gta online player that respects another players opinion 
hello
Rest of them would just yell at you for not being their slave and having the same opinion as theirs
Hello
I studied formal Philosophy too so ofc I am lol, we all got a different Empirical value afterall.
Yeah unfortunately gta online players have insane entitlement
nah L
And egos
Lol fr
i did it for the plot btw.
W for me
I honestly got 41-5ed by a level 2k when I was level 140. And the guy had the audacity to say “level doesn’t matter”
Anyone know anything about the workaround facitly glitch ?
And he’s been playing since 2014.
Lmao
Some idiots just don’t deserve to be called “adults” istg
4 digit levels are modders
Nah but he was actually playing since 2014
Except for low 1000s
He wasn’t lying.
People are children who pretends to be grow up xD
His other games are old asf
yea thats fine but u can addup ur levels later using mods
Why are there so many modders for pc. Bruh
Not all of them
Idk how old you are but you seem pretty mature and wise.
Absolutely diabolical its almost every server has at least 1
sounds like an enhanced problem
For some yes
Your in the wrong community for wiseness 
Years of experience lad
We don’t use our brain here
We are automatically programmed to go to our kosatka and pay 100K to pavel
Bold of you to assume that most human use it xD
u come off as "wanna be wise" for me but thats jst my opinion no offense
n99as jst glazing him atp
Read his other messages. He seems wise
And this is not glaze. I just met the guy btw
Yeah whatever it doesn't matter afterall thats your observation and I respect that
hi
okay ur fav hiest ?
Doomsday
hmmm
Most fun heist
yea
Interchangeable depends on what I want. Money or fun
Doomsday is only fun with my low level friend
Indeed
Ahhh just seeing him die 8 times in “rescue ULP” just cute
Or the other times where he clutches the entire heist/setup

Like that one time where I went afk mid act 1 heist and he took down the entire facility
Whats considered low level
Idk but my friend is level 41 so he’s low level in my eyes
how did u get criminal mastermind tag in server?
you apply you just gotta have proof
Yeah I’d say Thats low level
You completed CMM yet? You need a proof and send it to !modmail
0.0 dem kk thats smtg i want too
Both of them count right?
Doomsday and apartment

seperate roles but yes
I forgot how total of Doomsday CMM like 29 correct? (including prep)
I probably should get the Elite too lol
Do Narcotics, chemicals and medical supplies stack in Airfreight bonus?
The roles I mean
“Go to Merryweather HQ” 🛌
Swap nession again
UNLEASH THE 1.9 MILLION GUIDED MISSILES
GUIDED MISSILES
runaway b4 someone comes saying lf
“go to mer-“ 😪
Dude everytime i do this prep i blow up that heli like atleast 4 times before i get office mission
For the roles you'd be looking at 29 x 3 since the role is DCMM2, DCMM3 & DCMM4
29 x 3+26 if you play with HikariEden 
This shit so ass
Heyyyy!!! :C
boring
I had a stroke reading that
Math was never my strong suit
I forgot asterisk did a thing
Say that sentence one more fucking time
@hazy dawn, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5|cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5|casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5|old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5|vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5|other-lfg
Requested by: @pliant spindle
Math ain't mathing moment 
This ain’t about rules. This is about me trynna chat with people
you cant do 29 x 3?
Don’t worry I have a full forgery office. I don’t beg in the middle of a conversation
77?
having trouble doing 26x1 here 🥀
I swear I did that in my head
87
do 30 x 3 - 3
- 10
Is the head in the room with us?
Yeah that’s 87
hey ton

Tony is ban evading btw
His account is too bland…. 
Jk
Bro thinks he's doakes
You're what now
I never miss the chance to make a immature joke
Yeah clearly
ban
🙏


These are the reason I own everything in gta online btw
Where’s the weed farm emoji
No agency?
we don’t do drugs here
Meth and cociane have an emoji though
agency?
Speak for urself
Only did Dr Dre contract once
same
I did it 6 times
weed is too obvious probably idk the mods are strange
you can skip cutscenes now
i bought it but idk never seemed intresting
level 100, 12 million in bank, have terrobyte, sub, few mc business, bunker, and exec. What do I buy to min max?
Hangar
a shark card
