gta-online

[gilded rock]

Im slow, what does chumash have to do with the iron mule

[sour zenith]

Turns a 5-10 minute sale into like a 2 minute sale

[sour galleon]

my last 4 crisp abrahams went away the moment shorty wanted appetizers

[next roost]

you are quite clueless

[near spear]

Spawn location and ease of access

[pliant kestrel]

Old video? Probably when it was x2

[near spear]

No i just like playing games instead of glitching ghem

[gilded rock]

Farmhouse is easier for me, didn't know it was a preference

[void hull]

[next roost]

and abandoning a sale and join a new session is playing it, yeah

[near spear]

Lots of trees around farmhouse, chumash is flat, nothing can possibly obstruct the mule

[near spear]

Uh huh, playing a different sell mission

[sour zenith]

Mule isn’t needed for Bunker sell missions anyways

[near spear]

What is with these confetti poppers

[gilded rock]

Like I said, its preference

[near spear]

What

[gilded rock]

I reacted to the wrong message

[pliant kestrel]

The mule custom is very vital to bunker sales, probably the most important part

[vocal stratus]

im sayin

[near spear]

Im talking about the iron mule

[vocal stratus]

that shit too easy bro

[near spear]

The helicopter, not the mule van

[vocal stratus]

why worry about money yk

[gilded rock]

My nightclub fills up once every 5 irl days

[sour zenith]

Mule Custom the Voldemort of GTA Online

[near spear]

Good grief what are you doing

[pliant kestrel]

[near spear]

Truly

[next roost]

maybe you should help redoing the bunker guide of the server

[gilded rock]

Seemingly what everyone else is doing

[sour zenith]

If you don’t AFK or play all day everyday then yeah Nightclub takes forever

[near spear]

Your nightclub takes over 100 hours to fill?

[pliant kestrel]

Speaking of the mule custom, I wonder if I should sell my current one, rebuy it and rice it with f1s or something, thoughts?

[near spear]

😭😭😭

[gilded rock]

Ye

[near spear]

Goodness

[sour zenith]

And I’m not willing to half the lifespan of my console for an extra 450-700K a day in GTA Online

[vocal stratus]

guys

[next roost]

like fully?

[near spear]

Do you have the evil staff or somethingn

[gilded rock]

Yes

[vocal stratus]

if i have a yacht already

[sour zenith]

Do it please

[gilded rock]

Its at 300k now

[next roost]

well not really optimized

[vocal stratus]

and i take the batmobile to the mansion

[pliant kestrel]

what color scheme do we want for it?

[vocal stratus]

wait you can literally be bruce wayne rn

[near spear]

Who said you had to do that

[sour zenith]

Surprise me

[pliant kestrel]

Alright, Ill have it done in 15 minutes

[vocal stratus]

imagine they have a batcave update

[sour zenith]

If you’re like me and have a full time job then you’re only playing GTA at most for like 3-4 hours a day. Which would take the Nightclub 5 days to get to $1 million.

[near spear]

Call yohan

[sour zenith]

That’s also assuming I play exclusively GTA Online for those 3-4 hours and don’t play any other games

[vocal stratus]

pause

[next roost]

the what

[pliant kestrel]

You mean the paragon R {armored}?

[gilded rock]

What does he do?

[torpid knot]

Casino penthouse cost around 1,000,000$

[sour zenith]

That increases the rate by like 5% who cares

[near spear]

Source a crate

Every 20 minutes, quick little mission

[gilded rock]

Whats the point of a passive business if you don't do it passively

[pliant kestrel]

a little under 1.5m for the cheapest one but yea

[sour zenith]

I’m also not calling Yohan for a mission when I can do literally anything else for money

[near spear]

Whats the point of a video game if you dont play it

[torpid knot]

So you should be able to start it

[vocal stratus]

25k

well idk

[gilded rock]

You get 1mil after you do them all

[next roost]

a few hundreds

[torpid knot]

But if you finish it you will get a car and unlocked security details as reward

[sour galleon]

yeah you just need some friends

[vocal stratus]

they should add a batsuit so i can shove batarangs up peoples ass

[near spear]

Thats average contact mission payout

[gilded rock]

And a car

[sour zenith]

You get first time bonuses for doing the Ms. Baker missions

[near spear]

You dont need friends for casino missions

[sour zenith]

It ends up being almost $1 mill at the end

[gilded rock]

I got 1mil plus an extra 250k from the missions

[sour zenith]

Yeah it’s around that $1 mill mark I don’t fully remember. Been 6 years

[gilded rock]

Sell your hanger and nightclub first so they can be running in the background

[torpid knot]

How to earn more money from nightclub?

[warm fox]

Do I get more money in my car wash safe from lowering all 3 heat levels from the legal businesses? Or is it the same even if I only reduced 1 out of 3 to 0%

[sour zenith]

Purchase Hangar or Special Cargo Warehouse, Bunker, Coke Lockup, Cash Factory, and Meth Lab then hook your technicians up to those businesses in your Nightclub.

Then just wait

[gilded rock]

Better than 0

All the more reason to sell it

[sour zenith]

Hangar land missions are pretty doable in a public lobby

[gilded rock]

Yeah

[sour zenith]

Up to you though

Iron Mule is actually pretty useful for Hangar I’ll say

[torpid knot]

Where i can buy coke lockup and meth lab

[gilded rock]

Thats mine with full warehouses

[sour zenith]

Cargo chopper that can lift up vehicles

It can lift up the Hangar sell vehicles although the hitbox for the semi truck trailer mission is pretty janky

[pliant spindle]

Omg...bunker I got: Monster truck -> duggy

[sour zenith]

Outdated and it can’t lift certain vehicles

A little over 2 mill iirc

It’s not needed for the missions but it helps

[vocal stratus]

i have so many cars and bikes they literally removed from the websites

you cant buy a zombie bobber anymore :/

[near spear]

In what way

[torpid knot]

In mansion you can buy an podium upgrade which allows you to park your favorite car on top

[near spear]

Mansion isnt gonna get you an iron mule it needs to be in a hangar

You still have them

You just cant buy them normally

[torpid knot]

Iron mule is parked in nightclub i think

[near spear]

One of the best vehicles in the game for sure

[near spear]

No

Thats the mule custom

And DO NOT EVER BUY THE MULE CUSTOM

[torpid knot]

Oh okey

[torpid knot]

Why

[near spear]

Worst vehicle possibly of all time

Will make for some of the worst sell missions

[torpid knot]

It’s good to transport all goods from nightclub at once

[sour zenith]

I’ll be honest i never found the Cargobob/Iron Mule to be all that useful for anything too relevant.

[near spear]

The pounder is better

For everything

In every conceivable way

[mint turret]

You don't do vehicle cargo then

[sour zenith]

Iron Mule’s biggest use for me is probably Nightclub but that’s only for specific missions.

[wary folio]

That wouldn't be possible because it's an aircraft unless it's glitched

[torpid knot]

Okey, but after i bought it can i switch the delivery vehicle?

[near spear]

No

[mint turret]

It's a game changer in vehicle cargo

[sour zenith]

Yeah but like Vehicle Cargo sucks so it’s whatever

[near spear]

The mule is so great, i use it several times a day

[torpid knot]

Oh

[wary folio]

Fyi the iron mule is a helicopter not related to the nightclub

[near spear]

Not with an iron mule

[near spear]

Thats what i just said

[wary folio]

The iron mule is basically like an upgraded cargobob

[sour zenith]

Even with the Iron Mule it’s still bad

[near spear]

I know

[near spear]

Its not

Sells and sources are both easy

[mint turret]

Then you don't care about getting it in pristine condition

[sour zenith]

Assuming absolutely peak RNG and selling in public lobbies it’s maximum potential is like sub 400K an hour that’s terrible

[near spear]

Tell that to the npcs

[wary folio]

@near spear btw, welcome to the server

[near spear]

Fym peak rng

Completely irrelevant if you have an iron mule

[mint turret]

You talking like npc doesn't exists and ironmule method is faster

[near spear]

With shit npcs it is, especially if they send the enemies at you

[sour zenith]

The best source missions and not having to lobby hop to register as a CEO to actually sell in a public lobby for 50% bonus

[near spear]

Sorry i forgot they added 10 lane roads with npcs only on the outer 2 lanes

[wary folio]

In my opinion 1 of the downsides of it is the size so you can't fit between buildings as easily

[near spear]

Yeah i agree, only downside though

[sour zenith]

Iron Mule obviously makes sourcing the cars easier but there’s still RNG in how far the cars are on the map and what type of source mission you get

[near spear]

I dont

[near spear]

Doesnt really make a difference

[sour zenith]

It makes a fairly decent difference

[near spear]

Ive sold 11 vehicle cargo cars and 10 of which were in perfect condition, 7 of which were driven. The only one i damaged was an experiment

[near spear]

With the iron mule it doesnt

I have the platinum achievement for doing so

Npcs are still shit

[sour zenith]

Again Vehicle Cargo at its peak is like sub 400K an hour which nobody will ever convince me that’s good money

[near spear]

And the sell missions still occasionally throw a mob of micro smg wielding pinpoint accurate enemy cars at you

No they fly from 3 lanes away

You seem to forget theyre literally coded to crash into you

[harsh mesa]

There's a trophy for that?

[sour zenith]

They’re only coded to crash into you for Vehicle Cargo sell missions iirc

[near spear]

No, ingame achievement

Are you infested with brainworms or something

[harsh mesa]

Yeah i havent seen that achievement

[late reef]

yo

[near spear]

“Merging” as in going from the right turn lane into 4 lanes left

So youre infested with brainworms, got it

I dont even own a mk2

[sour zenith]

I will say that 90% of crash clips I’ve seen are genuine skill issues

[near spear]

Because we all know every single car turns instantly and smoothly

20 mil in the bank

[late reef]

😭

[near spear]

You genuinely have to have a mental deficit joel

Theres no way

And ive explained to you that i am as well

99% of my time is spent in a car

[sour zenith]

NPC car will be in the right hand lane, light will turn green, and the player will still think it’s a good idea to drive on the right side of the NPC car

[harsh mesa]

U cant really do anything when they decide to turn when ur next to them

[near spear]

Genuinely do you have like a severed frontal lobe

[toxic gulch]

can we get banned if we randomly get a hacker in the heist?

[narrow bobcat]

who can help me with knoway mission

[nocturne idol]

Prolly someone

[near spear]

Seems to be a good idea if i drive 3 lanes to the left

[narrow bobcat]

Its the finale

[toxic gulch]

?

[sour zenith]

If this was like 2015 I’d believe this but I genuinely don’t have any issues with NPC cars nowadays

[near spear]

Because every single car brakes instantly

[late reef]

nah

[near spear]

Do you even play the video game

[nocturne idol]

Deadass NPC’s turn RIGHT into you

[late reef]

only the hacker will get banned

[near spear]

Have you ever driven a motorcycle

[sour zenith]

An NPC car might pull a weird move like once every 5+ hours of game time

[near spear]

Ever

[harsh mesa]

Yeah no.. On pc npc cars sometimes also spawn at ur face

[toxic gulch]

you sure right?

[near spear]

Have you ever played grand theft auto 5

[harsh mesa]

Exactly what im saying.. U cant break to avoid that

[late reef]

yea

[nocturne idol]

Happens on console too

[slim slate]

Is the itali classic out yet

[sour zenith]

I use the Hakuchou Drag all the time and pretty much never have any issues. 99% of situations I’ve found to be easily dodge-able

[harsh mesa]

I dont have cars spawning at my face irl??

[nocturne idol]

Who is driving cautiously on gta

[slim slate]

Yeah mate cautious driving when a car spawns out of thin air 😭

[mental marlin]

Aye chat how are we doing?

[near spear]

Literally dont believe you

[sour zenith]

Of course there will be the occasional bullshit moment but that’s like once every 5+ hours of gameplay

[near spear]

How could we be so forgetful

[slim slate]

That happens irl

[near spear]

Its like every 2 minutes dude

Maximum

[slim slate]

GTA driving sucks anyways

[sour zenith]

If that’s the case then it very well might be a skill issue I’m sorry

[next roost]

I think npcs just hate you

[wary folio]

And also don't forget how close to buildings they might be where it might be tricky for the iron mule to get to

[slim slate]

I live near Chicago is that a question

[near spear]

I dont think the npc randomly going from stopped at a red in a line to swerving to the left as i drive by, then remaining stopped is a skill issue

[near spear]

Seems

[slim slate]

Well yeah gta driving is easier than irl ofc

[harsh mesa]

Driving a car irl and driving one in gta with a controller are two very different things

[nocturne idol]

Ah how could I forget that people suddenly appear in front of you irl, I forgot that they totally taught that in school

[sour zenith]

Again this rarely happens to me and every time it does I’ve managed to avoid it fairly consistently so idk man.

[wary folio]

And repairs are definitely faster

[near spear]

I didnt say i was crashing, i said theyre doing some bullshit every 2 minutes

[wind kayak]

anybody got the moc mission for the black joggers

ill pay yu cayos

[next roost]

only similarity is we can drive submarine with a controller both in gta and irl

[slim slate]

“Whats wrong with her now?”

[fresh magnet]

@wind kayak, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[near spear]

When im going 200kmh and theres about 120ms of time to react and act it doesnt exaclty work

[next roost]

shit wrong reply

should be the one above

[sour zenith]

It’s probably just pattern recognition i don’t fucking know like if you see an NPC stopped at a light and you remember one swerving into you previously then maybe just don’t drive near that NPC

[uneven current]

i'm pretty sure you need to be the host for the black joggers

[wind kayak]

this is what this chat is for

[nocturne idol]

Do NPC’s not turn RIGHT into your face when youre driving in a straight line

[lone fox]

Hi

[near spear]

Im probably a better driver than you

[wind kayak]

it says online gta chat

[near spear]

Sorry ill make sure to fly over the npcs in my police bike mk2 next time

[harsh mesa]

Their code isnt well made and it freaks out when u approach them at high speeds

[near spear]

This is true and verifiable

[nocturne idol]

Who’s expecting an NPC to turn right into you while you’re driving straight at Mach Jesus

[sour zenith]

That’s fine but like I said I don’t really have much issue

[near spear]

Well established fact atp that npcs are designed to hit you

Line

[sour zenith]

Like am I able to just bomb through the city at max speed and be perfectly fine? No.
But if I just act somewhat acutely aware of the traffic and drive a bit more cautious I pretty much never have any issues

[pliant kestrel]

Their code is working as intended, they are coded to hit you above certain speeds because on 360 and ps3, rendering was a tiny bit of an issue for a large scale map, so having a few fender benders here and there solved that issue

If you guessed, they never changed the code for it

[nocturne idol]

Yeah I’m not slowing down cause an NPC decided “NOW is the right time to stop, right in front of this dude!”

[near spear]

Follow all the rules of the road in gta and you may have a 40% chance of an npc not stopping in the middle of an intersection

[nocturne idol]

Tell me how you’re gonna turn without either spinning out or hitting the car when you’re that fast

[harsh mesa]

Yeah some thread said that a long time ago but it genuinely feels like that

[near spear]

When the cop car that is supposed to make cars pull over to the side of the road and 1/3 of the cars just stop or swerve into you

[nocturne idol]

Cops don’t even care about being a cop in online

[near spear]

I mean when you drive a cop car

[sour zenith]

When you’re driving at 130 mph this tends to happen

[nocturne idol]

Yeah how the fuck do you expect me to brake in time I’m not in an F1 car

How am I suddenly gonna lose all my speed

[near spear]

As would be the case for a cop car going to a crime

[late reef]

hit the brake button

[harsh mesa]

No shit

[near spear]

Perhaps if the npcs werent coded to be an issue this wouldnt be an issue

[sour zenith]

Not sure where you live but Cops usually don’t bomb around at 130 mph where I live and endanger civilians

[near spear]

For an emergency youd expect them to blast it

[nocturne idol]

Yeah no reaction speed is saving you

They render like 500 feet away at most

[near spear]

They teach you in driving school how little reaction time you actually have in a car, since you mentioned driving school earlier you should know this

[harsh mesa]

handbrake doesnt really do much other than lose traction

[nocturne idol]

Er durrr alert

[sour zenith]

Yeah but like there’s a difference between a cop going 20 over the speed limit to respond to an emergency and one going 130+ mph

[nocturne idol]

Deadass all that is gonna do is make you either slam into the NPC or spin out and hit another NPC

[near spear]

Are the worms digging in your prefrontal cortex taking out any knowledge of words other than “digging in yo butt”

[nocturne idol]

All he says

[sour zenith]

Like if you drive 130 mph through downtown LA, yes you will probably crash into people. GTA does a good job of showing that.

[near spear]

When the npcs are beyond any reasonable doubt coded to hit you it is infact rockstar

[nocturne idol]

What else would I expect from someone who joined 5 days ago

[near spear]

I wasnt aware that the highway was downtown LA

[nocturne idol]

Rq try braking while going 120mph

[harsh mesa]

Lets have u clipping in a car that's not even fully rendered yet

[upper girder]

Fastest I've gone in my car is 136 mph

[rich sluice]

Anyone need help with heists?

[sour zenith]

I’d reckon going 130 mph on the highway consistently will also cause you to crash eventually

[harsh mesa]

Time for them hsw

[nocturne idol]

Uhuh sure

[harsh mesa]

Its mainly an issue on new gen, old gen doesnt do that

[upper girder]

What's hsw lol

[harsh mesa]

A banshee gts with hsw goes ~170mph

[sour zenith]

And also if we’re talking about highways then this is even worse cause I really never have issues there

[nocturne idol]

Naw it also happens on oldgen where sometimes NPC’s take forever to render

[near spear]

When you go fast with the “move out of the way” siren enabled in the drive fast area and the npc doesnt move out of the way

[upper girder]

Ohhh

I meant in real life

[ionic widget]

hi

[harsh mesa]

Shi never happened with me

[harsh mesa]

Lmaoo mb

[nocturne idol]

Meh sometimes they render when I’m only like 700 feet away

[near spear]

Straight up lying through your teeth atp

[sour zenith]

Not sure if it’s ever happened to you but suddenly seeing blue and red lights in your rear view mirror closing in on you at 130 mph will probably cause you to act unoptimally

[nocturne idol]

Tell me you only played GTA for 3 days without telling me you only played GTA for 3 days

[upper girder]

You're good 😂😂 the highway live off has a mile straight stretch and in a rural area

[near spear]

So this is actually grand theft auto five and the npcs are supposed to move to the side when sirens are on

[nocturne idol]

Oh yeah you’re like 14

100%

[uneven current]

oh brother

[near spear]

The brain worms really got to you

[nocturne idol]

I guarantee you he gets no play lmfao

[pliant kestrel]

Im willing to bet I have more car crashes than you by a long shot on the stats page

[uneven current]

well that's quite obvious

[upper girder]

Its giving 🤏🤏🤏

[nocturne idol]

And you’re a little boy who gets no play or even love from his mother 😭

A face not even a dog could love

[near spear]

Only thing he has going in life is his supposed driving ability

In gta, not even irl

[steep zealot]

Hi 👋

[near spear]

Weighs the car down too much for it to start irl

[nocturne idol]

When your mother saw you come out she said “is it too late for an abortion?”

[pliant kestrel]

hello iron bob

[steep zealot]

Hello mr floor

[harsh mesa]

Are we being deadass rn 😭

[upper girder]

Hello wall 😍

[near spear]

Better driver than you btw

[nocturne idol]

Always the corny mf’s who join less than a week ago

[near spear]

How many denominations do you have joel?

[upper girder]

0 tickets or wrecks in the 10 years ive been driving so

[severe barn]

what can i not say in here?

[cyan quarry]

Chucky

[steep zealot]

Am i included ?

[nocturne idol]

Naw

[near spear]

Correct then

[harsh mesa]

Sup bob

[upper girder]

I lied i got one ticket but it got dismissed in court

[steep zealot]

[late reef]

how would we tell you if no one can say said words

[nocturne idol]

You been here a week so you safe

[steep zealot]

Hi mr bmx, how u doing ?

[pliant kestrel]

just can't look for people to play with in this chat, and no directed hate, slurs, or the basic fixings of rules

[near spear]

Cant even imply them lol

[severe barn]

seems like everything i want to say gets restricted and im not even saying anything bad at all just asking abt a heist

[harsh mesa]

Good so far hbu

[steep zealot]

Learned a a lot about the game

[severe barn]

cant even say the name of the heist

[near spear]

Clearly youre saying something

[steep zealot]

Need coffee but thats a daily thing

[upper girder]

Ive been a good noodle for the 5 days i been in here 😭😭😭

[near spear]

Which is

[pliant kestrel]

If you wanna find people theres channels inside #ps4｜lfg-info that has information about how to find people

[late reef]

no

[nocturne idol]

People like Joel or wtv his name is in specific

[near spear]

Pacific standard, fleeca bank, prison break, series a funding, humane labs, diamond casino, doomsday, cayo perico

[torn falcon]

womp womp

[severe barn]

not saying it again ive been restricted 3 times now

[near spear]

What does it involve

[severe barn]

missed it

[upper girder]

Oh yeah i know, some people just wanna be asshats for no reason

[severe barn]

submarine with an ai, sub team and air support

[quaint acorn]

I have khanjali setup left

[near spear]

HAHAHAHA JOELS GONE

[quaint acorn]

It's so fcking back

[near spear]

Bogdan problem?

[harsh mesa]

Poor guy

[severe barn]

how can you say it but i cant

[nocturne idol]

Talm bout some “just brake” when you’re going 120mph and a car appears in front of you

[severe barn]

this makes no sense

[upper girder]

Anywaysss whats everyones fave song on non stop pop FM 😍

[near spear]

The one by jamiroquai

I dont listen to non stop pop

[upper girder]

Okayyyy

[harsh mesa]

Yeah i hear to whatever sounds good

[nocturne idol]

Whichever one is good

[upper girder]

My fave is applause but thats mostly bc i love gaga 😍

[nocturne idol]

I have my music disabled in gta

[weary spoke]

Maybe don't ask for Bogdan in the fucking Casino channel?

[heady walrus]

I got 200k for diamond casino

[near spear]

Bro how

[nocturne idol]

I’m tired of hearing Spanish music the millisecond I get in my car

[heady walrus]

idk how to hack

[vocal marsh]

I got 90k as host once

[near spear]

Did you pick up one stack of cash

[upper girder]

But i have been loving the new MOTOMAMI Los Santos radio station

[heady walrus]

Diamonds too btw

[nocturne idol]

Gang picked up one table worth of cash and said that’s enough

[near spear]

One singular diamond?

[late reef]

learn how

[upper girder]

[harsh mesa]

We making it out of ls with this one

[vocal marsh]

I did it for the under 10 min challenge😭😭😭

[severe barn]

well theres not a bogdan channel what am i supposed to put it in? the heist channel? bc that got restricted too

[near spear]

I usualy have west coast talk radio on cause the gta radios are too repetitive

[nocturne idol]

Old heists

[ivory bridge]

I think I noticed a bit too late that you can install missiles for the pilot on the avenger

[vocal marsh]

#ps4｜old-heist-lfg bogdan

[near spear]

If there were more than like 7 songs per station maybe id listen to them

[ivory bridge]

Via the Charlie upgrades. I might store it in the hangar temporarily to get them

[harsh mesa]

That game in ur bio is rigged

[near spear]

That is a bit odd imo, should be a doomsday channel

[next roost]

try blonded

[ivory bridge]

And probably move it back to the facility for better aesthetic

[near spear]

Like what the hell is the vehicles lfg even for

[ivory bridge]

I’m a Los santos rock radio guy.

[near spear]

How are you finding a group for “vehicles”

[weary spoke]

[wrong quote]

[near spear]

Hell no that shits ass

[harsh mesa]

To buy rare liveries or delisted vehicles

[upper girder]

I wish we could import our own playlists on consoles like on PC

[weary spoke]

oh wait wrong quote lmao

[near spear]

Can use console media players ig

[weary spoke]

It used to be harder, before Discord changed how unclicked spoilers are displayed

[near spear]

Ps5 can have apple music or spotify

[next roost]

crazy saying blonded is ass

[harsh mesa]

😭😭

[upper girder]

Ohhh that's true

[next roost]

0 music taste

[near spear]

I dont like that stuff

I like hardcore punk and metal

[nocturne idol]

Meh making it just old heists makes more sense we don’t need more lfg channels

[weary spoke]

It's mostly for people to trade vehicles.

[near spear]

Ig

[ivory bridge]

Yooooo BMX

Just noticed you were in chat lmao

[upper girder]

I usually listen to 3-4 genres of music anyways

[nocturne idol]

It’s usually the only old heists you’ll see people doing anyways

[harsh mesa]

Wsgg kidnapper

[ivory bridge]

Your the og kidnapper though 😭

[near spear]

Yeh

[ivory bridge]

I took the mantle lmao

[ivory bridge]

No universe where apartment heists are good for cash

[upper girder]

I still never did the elite challenge to get the 15 mil on this

[near spear]

Who else here is a true bombushka buddy

[ivory bridge]

Unless you count apartment cmm as a universe

12 million is 12 million

[harsh mesa]

Im retired now

[near spear]

Type “im bushing it” if you love the bombushka

[nocturne idol]

Meh you can prolly count it as apart of em

[ivory bridge]

They caught bro fr

[near spear]

IM BUSHING IT

[ivory bridge]

Yep. That’s the only universe where apartment heists are good for money. Maybe pacific standard if everyone else is 15% and you get 55%

Rounds up to around 900K. Pretty decent

[near spear]

Apartment heists are good for fun

[ivory bridge]

I have a fetish for spamming fleeca job

[harsh mesa]

Doing cmm with randoms is so ass bro 😭 we had to restart emp mission 3 times coz skill issue

[ivory bridge]

And they’re a good introduction to heists in general

[weak nexus]

WSG CHAT

[nocturne idol]

Main problem is people need a brain for cmm’s which isn’t very common for randoms in gta online

[ivory bridge]

Let’s just say I introduced my low level friend to doomsday before apartment heists. Huge mistake. He died 8 times in rescue ULP

[ivory bridge]

Wsg

[near spear]

Based

[keen oracle]

Hold dat

[weak nexus]

lowk think every gta player can pull off cmm , they just dont know routes and havent spent enough time learning

[near spear]

What is cmm

[ivory bridge]

Only challenging part is the fucking humane labs EMP setup

[nocturne idol]

Is that the chernobog one or the lookout mission where one dude grabs em from the building?

[next roost]

doubt they even know about utility vests

[ivory bridge]

Not the one with the hydra. The stealth one

[nocturne idol]

Criminal mastermind

[upper girder]

This one is ass

[harsh mesa]

Criminal mastermind, an achievement that pays 15mil

[near spear]

Oh

[ivory bridge]

Storing the EMP in the humane labs research facility

[weak nexus]

yeah thats what i meant by the latter

[near spear]

Never seen it written that way

[ivory bridge]

Humane labs finale is the easiest thing I’ve ever played btw

[next roost]

that's easy tho

[nocturne idol]

Surprising, that’s how it’s always shortened

[ivory bridge]

As ground team of course. I never did air team. Idk what happens there

[harsh mesa]

Fleeca easier

[near spear]

Its never shortened when i read it

[upper girder]

I love the hydra one bc danger zone plays when you fly away

[near spear]

Always full

[ivory bridge]

Yeah this EMP setup is good

The last EMP setup for humane labs is terrible

[light geyser]

Hi

[ivory bridge]

You can’t even choose to do it aggressive. Your forced into pretty annoying stealth

[keen oracle]

Good boy Gubbyfan

[light geyser]

Whyyy

[ivory bridge]

Easy stealth like Cayo and casino can be done aggresive

[keen oracle]

For saying Hi

[light geyser]

Bru

[ivory bridge]

But humane labs final setup can’t

[nocturne idol]

I never wanna read your name again

[next roost]

I like the steal emp setup with randoms because I can get a heli and just do everything myself

[harsh mesa]

Gubbyfan4546t

[next roost]

so no fuck ups from the others

[ivory bridge]

Steal emp? The one with the hydra yes

[light geyser]

What

[ivory bridge]

Also your mistaking two setups

[upper girder]

And you have to time the shots perfectly on the guards too

[ivory bridge]

The helicopter one is the “valkirye” setup

[light geyser]

Rip

[ivory bridge]

Steal EMP is an introduction to dogfighting

[next roost]

I don't, I do get a heli in emp hydra

[ivory bridge]

Weather it’s the hydra or the lazer

[harsh mesa]

The jets in that mission still have the og cannons

[near spear]

Whether

[ivory bridge]

The more you think about it. The more apartment heists feel like a tutorial

[light geyser]

M

B

[ivory bridge]

It’s even in the description when you go the “updates and heists” menu on the main menu

[next roost]

well they have the og cannons everywhere outside of freemode

[nocturne idol]

Savage is the only one in online without nerfed guns now iirc, isn’t it?

[upper girder]

What's the hardest heist in the game in yalls opinion

[near spear]

And you’re

[near spear]

One of the doomsdays

[muted terrace]

The old heists

[near spear]

Havent done 3

[steep zealot]

[ivory bridge]

Your just bad

[harsh mesa]

Its nerfed with the ass range

[nocturne idol]

Fleeca job it’s so hard

[near spear]

But 1 is pretty difficult

[muted terrace]

You can't even get enough fucking players to start that shit

[ivory bridge]

They’re all easy except pacific standard. You lose a shit ton of money

[rich sluice]

Pacific standard

[nocturne idol]

Meh at least it’s easy to hit

[near spear]

Have you ever robbed fleeca bank with your life on the line

[upper girder]

Whats the one with the two juggarnauts with the miniguns

[ivory bridge]

Are we saying fleeca is hard now

[upper girder]

That involves a bus

[harsh mesa]

Handling that mammoth of a heli is a challenge itself

[near spear]

Gta when joke

[muted terrace]

Nah ik it's easy im jst saying it's hard asf doing it since you can't even do it as you need 4 players and randoms fuck it up half the time

[harsh mesa]

It is tf??

[nocturne idol]

Most difficult heist in the game

Everyone knows fleeca has 5000 juggernauts

[cold garden]

Play with randoms and literally everything is hard

[rich sluice]

with the perfect crew no heist is difficult buds

[ivory bridge]

Avon sends 50 thrusters after the juggernauts btw

If you kill them he comes to the fleeca bank personally and kills you. You can’t even kill him. It’s all scripted

[nocturne idol]

And an extra 500 Avon juggernauts

[ivory bridge]

Clifford working hard creating them juggernauts fr

[harsh mesa]

I think i played fake fleeca

[nocturne idol]

Oh yeah and they send fucking AM

[upper girder]

Avon is the AI right

[ivory bridge]

Avon hertz is a AI neuroscientist I think. Clifford is a neuro network

[nocturne idol]

they send the allied mastercomputer on you in case you don’t die to all the other ones

[upper girder]

Ahhh

[ivory bridge]

So yes Clifford is the AI

[dapper iron]

That would be

[upper girder]

So hes basically iron man but gta's version

Minus the suit

[ivory bridge]

Evil iron man

[nocturne idol]

WE all want AM in gta right

[ivory bridge]

Just with the arrogance and the richness

[harsh mesa]

Nah mansion ai does it better

[upper girder]

So doctor doom

[dapper iron]

Tony Stark Walmart version lol

[ivory bridge]

Potentially

[upper girder]

Funny you say that bc i work at walmart 💀💀💀

[halcyon bane]

Temu version Walmart too good

[ivory bridge]

I’m planning to use OG lmao

[dapper iron]

Lmaoo 😭😭

[dapper iron]

Yeah that works lol

[ivory bridge]

And no I’m not trying to be a gangster

[nocturne idol]

I almost forgot that they duplicate Clifford 50 times

[upper girder]

I used to be a department manager but stepped down

[harsh mesa]

I just know ur gonna use angel

[ivory bridge]

Angel AI is for gooners
Haviland is too professional

[ivory bridge]

I’ll send proof when I get a mansion

I’m just waiting for my warstock fetish to end

[harsh mesa]

[near spear]

Anybody who unironically uses angel should be put on a list

[ember dirge]

Anyone on here trying to run some heist with one of my friends 🙏🏼 we just restarted on pc

[dapper iron]

Lester probably right turned into GPS for skateboards

[halcyon bane]

Angel on female and Haviland on male it’s the only way

[ivory bridge]

What about OG

[upper girder]

I want a mansion so badddd 😭😭

[nocturne idol]

Keep OG dead

[ivory bridge]

He’s good idk why yall shit on him 😭

[harsh mesa]

Rip

[halcyon bane]

OG has no place in my mansion

[dapper iron]

Nah he's not lol

[upper girder]

But i have to buy other things first

[ivory bridge]

Subjective opinion

[ivory bridge]

Same here. Every vehicle in warstock is my current objective

Jk just the ones that look cool

[halcyon bane]

If you could have multiple different AIs I would have all 3n

[upper girder]

I still need to max out my nightclub, buy a warehouse etc

[harsh mesa]

Does it include the prison bus

[harsh mesa]

U can just have 3 mansions right

[ivory bridge]

@harsh mesa

[upper girder]

Currently only have $8mil and at least want to get to $15mil before i buy anything else

[ivory bridge]

I wanna max BMX in all my garages lmao

[harsh mesa]

Prison bus is pretty cool

[ivory bridge]

I currently have 2 BMX’s in my apartment garage

[steep zealot]

Is the sub worth it ? “Im not planning on doing the cayo thing any time soon” but i think the sparrow would be nice to have

[harsh mesa]

Better

[ivory bridge]

It’s like 800 each BMX

[upper girder]

The mansion has 20 slots for cars right?

[ivory bridge]

Get to buying

[harsh mesa]

Practically 4mil for a sparrow then

[halcyon bane]

Yuppp 3 mansions per character but you can only have one AI

[dapper iron]

When Mansion update came out I thought that we all can have different for each the 3 Mansions but turns out I was wrong lol

[harsh mesa]

Ts expensive wtf

[steep zealot]

If u ask me, being able to spawn it in anywhere makes it worth

[ivory bridge]

You should own multiple facilities in gta online since they have the best garage for military vehicles. Aesthetic wise

[halcyon bane]

Yeahhh I was hoping so too but I mean at least they let us buy all the mansions

[harsh mesa]

I think buzzard also spawns close to u

[ivory bridge]

You thought 800K? Lmao it’s just 800

[dapper iron]

For real

[ivory bridge]

Arcade garage looks good aesthetically for military vehicles too right?

[dapper iron]

Yep I still bought all 3 anyway its cheap

[harsh mesa]

Yeah 800 still too expensive

[ivory bridge]

Since my facility is full now

The toreador was the final piece of completion

OMG CARGO BOB IS IN CHAT

[narrow bobcat]

help kno way please

[ivory bridge]

WHATS UP CARGO BOB

[dapper iron]

Just put toreador in the Sub more strategic wise

[fair moth]

Vigilante vs stinger tt ? Which one do i get

[ivory bridge]

Sub?

Kosatka has a garage now?

[upper girder]

Ok good night chat its 4 am and i have work at 1

[dapper iron]

Yes the Kosatka

[steep zealot]

I know, but its better to buy the sub since ill buy it anyway one day and ill waste 1.4m in the long run buying buzzard

[ivory bridge]

Wait tf how did I miss that

[harsh mesa]

Coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby

[dapper iron]

No but it have a special moon pool for Toreador

[steep zealot]

Hi 👋

[ivory bridge]

I mean that’s the only big submarine that you can own in the game

[faint spear]

Isn't it the other way round for that

[harsh mesa]

I said it right

[fair moth]

So stinger tt?

[harsh mesa]

[harsh mesa]

Yeah but its handling is ass

[faint spear]

Well a bomb can only cough once

[fair moth]

I see

[harsh mesa]

Still a coughing bomb

[flint meadow]

[faint spear]

And hydrogen babies don't exist yet

[sharp dome]

[dapper iron]

Twice if you count the radiation

[flint meadow]

[nocturne idol]

Watch me create a hydrogen baby pal

[faint spear]

Our gta characters have disabled many bombs now that I think about it

[sharp dome]

[harsh mesa]

Holup bro might be cooking

[dapper iron]

The 3 letter alphabet Agency is going to come after you soon lad

[ivory bridge]

MC>CEO in terms of. EVERYTHING

[faint spear]

MC now yes

[flint meadow]

There are a lot of 3 letter agencies...

[faint spear]

If you have mansion sec and normal sec on all mc businesses

[nocturne idol]

CIA

[faint spear]

If not, CEO for me

[flint meadow]

💯 agreed

[ivory bridge]

MC businesses>Ceo businesses
Quick oppressor spawns>quick buzzard spawns
Mc abilities<ceo abilities

[nocturne idol]

KGB?

[ivory bridge]

Bribe authorities and ghost organization are honestly better than every mc ability

Heavy on ghost organization

[dapper iron]

Nah that one's dead already

[harsh mesa]

Only if mc had ghost org or bribe authorities

[next roost]

who even needs quick buzzard spawn when sparrow exists?

[nocturne idol]

FIB?

[ivory bridge]

Yep that’s why mc is objectively better

But if you don’t have a mansion I wouldn’t stay registered for long

[dapper iron]

And the IAA

[nocturne idol]

CIA?

[ivory bridge]

LJT stalks me on a daily basis

[dapper iron]

[ivory bridge]

Can’t even mind my own business anymore. Except my 20K every hour forgery office is being raided

Not even security upgrade can save you

[dapper iron]

Just buy security for it

[muted terrace]

Bribing authorities makes no sense like just imagine a GTA npc screaming at 911 and explaining how there's two motherf*king maniacs who going at a gun fight after exploding both of their aircrafts with over 100+ casualties

[ivory bridge]

I have it for every business lmao

Real talk forgery office is my least raided MC business

Most raided goes to the coco cola lockup for sum reason

[muted terrace]

Not even worth raiding Lol

[nocturne idol]

What about the CIG?

[ivory bridge]

LMAO 😭

[dapper iron]

Yeah that one often get raided lol

[nocturne idol]

You can just say cocaine

[harsh mesa]

And they say we cant do anything about it for 2 minutes unless one of the maniacs beef with a cop

[muted terrace]

Yeah like LOL

[ivory bridge]

Fine. cocaine cociane cocaine cociane cociane cociane cociane cociane cociane cociane cociane

[dapper iron]

That one was short lived but Truman made foundation for our whole Agency

[harsh mesa]

[ivory bridge]

Do they raid mc businesses based on value?

[muted terrace]

THERES OVER 100 PEOPLE SHOT DEAD and the person at the other end is like "oh yeah and?

Wait 5 mins

[ivory bridge]

Cocaine lockup is the most raided for me. Forgery office is the least raided

[muted terrace]

Like LMAO

[neon dust]

Need team of three for sale mission can give Cayo in return

[ivory bridge]

Also weed farm doesn’t get raided as much

[nocturne idol]

Even the mf NSC is after me? 🥹

[neon dust]

Need team of three for sale mission can give Cayo in return

[ivory bridge]

And it’s the 2nd lowest value MC business

Still netting 425K each sale. No complaints whatsoever

[neon dust]

Need team of three for sale mission can give Cayo in return

[fresh magnet]

@neon dust, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @nocturne idol

[ivory bridge]

Thank god for the money fronts update

Smoke on the water to be exact

[harsh mesa]

Ragebait at its finest

[nocturne idol]

Wrong one Lester

[dapper iron]

The NSA too we're always listening

[ivory bridge]

Lester you high again?

[nocturne idol]

Even the OSS?

[neon dust]

Greedy ahh

[faint spear]

Watch him get muted for saying "giving cayo" in other lfg now

[neon dust]

So guyysssss

[faint spear]

[neon dust]

Can one of u please help me

[faint spear]

Go to the lfg channels

[harsh mesa]

When are we muting lester

[dapper iron]

Most likely that happens to me a lot when the stock is more than 75% thanks to Mansion Security that ain't a problem no more

[neon dust]

Where are they

[ivory bridge]

[faint spear]

We just showed you where

._.

[ivory bridge]

I bought a super yacht before a mansion 😭

[fresh magnet]

@faint spear, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[faint spear]

These are them

[nocturne idol]

Ask the modmail bot to mute Lester 🔥🔥

[faint spear]

Just dont say "giving cayo as reward" in other lfg

[ivory bridge]

Lester paid for everything I own in gta online though

[dapper iron]

Bloke got a floating Mansion instead

[ivory bridge]

Via the LJT persona

[faint spear]

We can't

[ivory bridge]

I have crazy profit from MC businesses

[harsh mesa]

Playing favourites i see

[dapper iron]

Lester is literally the bloke who made our criminal career smoothly

[faint spear]

1. Lester is a senior mod
2. He is also a main bot here

[nocturne idol]

I mean the actual bot 🔥

[dense sphinx]

I need friends to play GTA online my PlayStation ID user GTA_Jonathon_29

[ivory bridge]

And his normal persona. I’ve done doomsday and casino a fair amount of times

[fresh magnet]

@dense sphinx, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[ivory bridge]

And he’s the mastermind behind them now isn’t he?

[dapper iron]

He's always the mastermind

[wary folio]

Well there is one way, but it would be kind of drastic

[harsh mesa]

It was lamar actually

[dapper iron]

LJT is just Lester using voice changer

[ivory bridge]

Fuck lamar

[dapper iron]

Lamar was only the start when you are a 3 bit gangster

[ivory bridge]

His missions have shit pay

He only came around for a shitty tutorial 😭

[vocal marsh]

Wild

[harsh mesa]

He gave u ur first gun

[dapper iron]

Lester was like the Diplomat of every Crime Organization that ever exist in LS

[ivory bridge]

Lester gave us our first heist 🤷‍♂️

We all did fleeca as our first heist right?

[vocal marsh]

Lamar is the biggest criminal mastermind in ls

[nocturne idol]

No

[ivory bridge]

You missed out fr

[harsh mesa]

For me it was a random invited cayo

[nocturne idol]

I never bothered with the apartment heists

[vocal marsh]

They suck

[ivory bridge]

Mine was a fleeca job I hosted at level 30-40 I forgot

[ivory bridge]

Fleeca job is worth bothering with though. At least one time

[neon dust]

So anyone can help with sale mission I can give el Rubio heist

[harsh mesa]

Ur first heist was at lvl 30-40? 💀

[ivory bridge]

For the Kuruma trade price. And for the fun

[ivory bridge]

Brodie I was grinding survival series and Simeon contact missions before it

[harsh mesa]

Shi

[nocturne idol]

I already got it lmao

[ivory bridge]

Also I ain’t sure lmao. That shit was back in 2020

[nocturne idol]

I don’t need the trade price anyways

[neon dust]

So anyone can help with sale mission I can give el Rubio heist

[dapper iron]

First time wasn't so bad but don't get clingy!

~Lester 2013

[neon dust]

So anyone can help with sale mission I can give el Rubio heist

[ivory bridge]

Whoever didn’t complete fleeca job is a idiot

[fresh magnet]

@neon dust, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @wary folio

[dapper iron]

Every bloke that did fleeca have hard time as a driller at least once

[neon dust]

Fuck he caught me

[ivory bridge]

Peak dopamine first time you do it

[nocturne idol]

Well good thing my name isn’t idiot

[near spear]

Yep

[ivory bridge]

And pure dopamine everytime you do it

[dapper iron]

Good old days

[near spear]

My drill wouldnt go to the end

[ivory bridge]

Yep. I don’t think I remember the fella I did it with

[dapper iron]

Lmao

[ivory bridge]

But I wish I could

[wary folio]

There is somebody almost always watching

[nocturne idol]

Why tf is some orange ceo in my guardian 😭

[dapper iron]

Its literally like what? Been 13 years already?

[ivory bridge]

I did it in 2020

Man apartment heists came out when I was 3 😭

[dapper iron]

Oh... so its just 6 years then

[ivory bridge]

I’m 14 now

[dapper iron]

Mine was in 2013

[ivory bridge]

Holy

[harsh mesa]

[steep zealot]

💀

[ivory bridge]

Pretending like you don’t know my age lmao

[dapper iron]

Wait is it 2013 or 2016 I kinda forgot but yeah it was a long time ago

[harsh mesa]

[ivory bridge]

When did it even come out?

[near spear]

I was 6 or 7

I am 18

[ivory bridge]

Mods ban him for immaturity

Jk

[near spear]

Im a girl

[ivory bridge]

Mods ban her for immaturity

[wild badger]

duviet, vaporize her

[ivory bridge]

2015 I think?

[dapper iron]

March 10, 2015 if i remember this correctly

[steep zealot]

Hi que

[wild badger]

hi bob

[near spear]

My dad had gta on the ps3, i never played it though we traded it in for littlebigplanet 2

[dapper iron]

So yeah i think I did it like a month or 2 after Fleeca came out

[ivory bridge]

I was exactly 3 years old and 2 months

[steep zealot]

Hi que

[ivory bridge]

Day 10 is my day of birth lmao

[wild badger]

hi bob

[dapper iron]

Lmaoo

[harsh mesa]

Yeah i was 6 😭

[steep zealot]

Hi 👋

[ivory bridge]

Yung

[near spear]

He was not particularly good at gta i dont think

[wild badger]

hello

[ivory bridge]

Ancestor

[near spear]

Only a few trophies

[steep zealot]

👋

[ivory bridge]

Yall ever did the yung ancestor approach for the diamond casino?

[dapper iron]

😭😭 blud probably didn't touch GTA yet

[harsh mesa]

Ill just pretend u didnt say that

[wild badger]

hi

[ivory bridge]

Yup

[harsh mesa]

I have 2000 hours in

[near spear]

I was a demon on the sticks from 2 years old

[ivory bridge]

[dapper iron]

Rookie numbers

[ivory bridge]

You were masturbating at 2?

[near spear]

On that littlebigplanet at precisely 2.5 years old

[ivory bridge]

Oh wait your talking about controller.

Right my bad

[steep zealot]

🌊

[harsh mesa]

Yeah i started a year ago afterall

[dapper iron]

Make sense

[near spear]

Whoever cap reacted me i will pull up my trophies

I got through at least one world before turning 3

Thats some demon shit

[ivory bridge]

I have around 30-40 platinums

Rdr2 is one of them. Silence

[near spear]

I have 5

[ivory bridge]

Let me guess. The easiest ones

The Spider-Man series and the Astro bot games

[near spear]

I have minecraft, subnautica, subnautica below zero, battlefield 4 and destiny 2

[harsh mesa]

Platinum all souls games

[ivory bridge]

Even though I have like 6X your platinums. We don’t share a platinum lmao

[near spear]

Pretty close to getting a good few

[ivory bridge]

Platinum all god of war games.

Including god of war 3

[unique lagoon]

brother what

[ivory bridge]

Try beating Zeus on Titan difficulty

And return here

[harsh mesa]

I tried to but got bored and uninstalled it smh

[ivory bridge]

Context 😭

[dapper iron]

ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED!

[harsh mesa]

The only gow i had fun in was gow ghost of sparta

[ivory bridge]

This motherfucker drove me nuts

[harsh mesa]

Or something like that

[dapper iron]

[unique lagoon]

keep that gooner fried brain away from me😭💔

[ivory bridge]

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He was pulling out clones on the final phase

[harsh mesa]

????

[ivory bridge]

Brodie it was a joke

[dapper iron]

He was the King of a God for some reason

[harsh mesa]

[ivory bridge]

Dropping a moderately sexual joke at a 18+ game 😲

[bold drum]

just found out modders can give you 10k everytime and get ya banned

[dapper iron]

In the Greek Pantheon at least

[near spear]

Ark survival evolved, destiny 2 ps4, plants vs zombies garden warfare on the ps3, minecraft on the ps3, skyrim on the ps4 and 5, subnautica below zero on the ps5, battlefield hardline on the ps4, battlefield 3 on the ps3, the entire skylanders franchise on ps3 with the exception of imaginators. Those are some platinums im close to getting but dont have for one reason or another

[ivory bridge]

He was the king of ragebait

[dapper iron]

Absolute cinema moment there

[ivory bridge]

He got killed by his own weapon. Blade of Olympus

[harsh mesa]

They can only host modded heists and put 10k bounties on

[dapper iron]

for sure

[bold drum]

oh nah they found something new trust

[ivory bridge]

I mean technically his physical body died. His soul tried to consume kratos at the end

[bold drum]

i was just 1v1ing this random indian guy and i was getting 30k every 5 secons and like 10k xp

[ivory bridge]

His final death was by pure 👊

[dapper iron]

Kratos ain't gonna let Zeus slide

[harsh mesa]

Indians pvp too? 😭

[ivory bridge]

Brutal scene ngl. Your screen was covered by blood each time you pressed O

To the point where it’s fully red

[bold drum]

idk why but his text sounded indian. plus indianlover123?

[sharp dome]

[bold drum]

idk if it was a modder aswell but that username is fire

[ivory bridge]

He’s a Indian who simps for Indian girls. Or another countryman who simps for Indian girls

Either way. He simps to Indian girls

[bold drum]

fair enough.

[harsh mesa]

Lmaooo crazy user

[ivory bridge]

Vice versa if the modder was a female

[ivory bridge]

Insane though

[near spear]

Ah also goat simulator on ps3 and 4, every doom game ever, powerwash simulator on ps5,

[ivory bridge]

You get like a whole ass cluckin bell in 1-2 minutes

[bold drum]

nah not good, i dont wanna get banned im 39 levels off 600

[ivory bridge]

Oh right I forgot he was a modder

[harsh mesa]

Goat simulator..?

[ivory bridge]

Funny little game. 10 minutes of laughing and I deleted it

Dw I got it for free via ps plus. Not exactly a dump of money

[near spear]

You dont remember goat simulator?

[near spear]

Same, twice

[bold drum]

there's so many easter eggs on the first game

[near spear]

Right

[ivory bridge]

Referencing???

[near spear]

Tons of shit

[bold drum]

tons

too many to name

[ivory bridge]

Like even real world stuff

[bold drum]

yes, even irl stuff

[ivory bridge]

I feel like the goat simulator devs would not hesitate to make a Donald trump goat model 😭

[near spear]

Skyrim, yoshi, hitchhikers guide to the universe, deadmau5, just off the top of my head

[ivory bridge]

Political jokes in games never gets old

[near spear]

Probably in goat simulator 3

[ivory bridge]

Yeah any of their projects

They’re fun people. I like the way they develop the game

[near spear]

Yes

[ivory bridge]

The games were delivered with insane passion ngl

[near spear]

Except flappy goat

[ivory bridge]

I hope nothing but the best for them

[ivory bridge]

What’s flappy goat

[near spear]

That was designed to be shit and it isnt funny how shit it is

[near spear]

Flappy bird reference minigame that is required for platinum

[bold drum]

whats like. a nice car to drive about in

[near spear]

You need to get 10 score or higher and its almost impossible

[ivory bridge]

BMX

[near spear]

Ubermacht revolter

[bold drum]

swear there was one but it was removed no?

[bold drum]

that's a bicycle not a car

[near spear]

There is built in lag and hitbox issues

[ivory bridge]

BMX is the best vehicle though

[bold drum]

should i just buy the RCV?

[near spear]

Actual blood boiling

[near spear]

If you want

[harsh mesa]

Niobe

[bold drum]

is it good though..

[bold drum]

already got one !

[rapid swift]

The nirobe is great all around

[near spear]

For what purpose

[bold drum]

depends. what can you do with it

[rapid swift]

Ohh smh

Cyclone

[ivory bridge]

Real talk. Nightshark is pretty good

[bold drum]

already got it

[near spear]

Firetruck work, carry a few friends, tank some missiles, i believe it has bulletproof windows

[ivory bridge]

And if you have buddies. Don’t hesitate to get the barrage atv. I always praise this vehicle. Pretty fun to use. I see it as expectional in the “plane” setup for prison break

[harsh mesa]

Torero xo

[near spear]

Sold my nightshark for more insurgents

[ivory bridge]

If anyone still runs apartment heists now. Either way it’s a good vehicle

[bold drum]

already got it

[ivory bridge]

Get the trade price though

For completing the barrage setup for doomsday act 3

[bold drum]

the one with 2 turrets? already have it

[harsh mesa]

Nero or luiva

[near spear]

I have 8

[ivory bridge]

Pretty easy trade price condition

[ivory bridge]

Mhm

[near spear]

4 or 5 pickups, 3 regulars

[harsh mesa]

Bruh

[bold drum]

i think i got a nero without a spoiler so glitched and i do have a luiva too

[rigid pine]

Or if u are a true masochist get it from career progress (requires all Doomsday élites and cmms)

[near spear]

Sounds like a job for me

[harsh mesa]

Or a car based on jesko.. Idk its name

[ivory bridge]

Don’t forget completing all acts with a pistol

[bold drum]

already have it aswell

[near spear]

Easy work

[bold drum]

this is a pain in the ass

[ivory bridge]

Real talk though. Career progress is just not worth it. Especially the tier 4

Maybe for heists like casino or Cayo.

[bold drum]

wait where do i buy the RV without the rust and etc?

[harsh mesa]

Atp just get drift cars and drift around.. Or race with randoms in f1

[ivory bridge]

Apartment heists and doomsday tier 4 is never worth it

[bold drum]

i got 5 ZR350s

[rigid pine]

Im at 19 and grinding for arena war to reach 20 completed

[near spear]

Journey II

[harsh mesa]

[bold drum]

yes but what site

[near spear]

Probably ssasa

[ivory bridge]

I have two BMX’S

[harsh mesa]

Holy

[ivory bridge]

[near spear]

I have 7-8 insurgents

[ivory bridge]

Yeah I know bro. I spent like 1K

[near spear]

I forget

[ivory bridge]

Very expensive indeed. I feel like Elon musk

[harsh mesa]

I have 6-7 f1s and 5-6 lmps

[bold drum]

sasa?

[ivory bridge]

How much bicycles can the apartment garage fit

[near spear]

Southern san andreas super autos

[ivory bridge]

I currently have 2

[harsh mesa]

Southern sa

[near spear]

2

I think

[fleet crane]

are we getting free 300k in pizza job?

[young orchid]

I have learned everything about gta and I now a gta pro who gets blown up everyday

[rigid pine]

Ok why is the half track good for pve missions ?

[steep zealot]

Im a noob, but yeah same

[keen oracle]

I've almost completed 100 security contracts hehe isnt this exciting bmx??! @harsh mesa

[steep zealot]

It looks cool 😎

[young orchid]

i no know just trust i pro gta player