gta-online

[molten juniper]

U IGNORED ME

4 Times 3

Blody hell

[inner ice]

Life

[torn jackal]

Anybody playing? I need hella cash to buy a submarine lmao

[fresh magnet]

@torn jackal, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @faint spear

[inner ice]

How to become lawyer of MMI?

[faint spear]

Slow Lester

[graceful turtle]

Don't

[exotic jungle]

where do i get stun gun

[graceful turtle]

Or u end up like Devin's lawyer

[inner ice]

Dembele ballon d'or

[inner ice]

Im js informing myself

[inner ice]

Does mmi abide to internetion laws?

[exotic jungle]

i dont think i can get stun gun from dembele

[faint spear]

MMI is LS based

[pliant kestrel]

It can appear inside of the gun van, or inside any owned Armory (Agency / Mansion armory)

[inner ice]

Ask raphinha

[graceful turtle]

Bro thought he can get away by removing his pfp

[inner ice]

I dont know american law

[graceful turtle]

[inner ice]

Someone made me do it

[graceful turtle]

Pepe army

[inner ice]

Why u removed urs 2

[graceful turtle]

I didnt

Must not be loading for you

[molten quartz]

deserved it

[molten juniper]

??? U texted with others And not with me tf u mean "life"

[inner ice]

Can someone tell me if hisnpfo is there

[inner ice]

Dont get offended

[cyan quarry]

Im Jackie chan wi the chop sticks

[molten juniper]

Like if u dont wanna text say so alr

[cyan quarry]

Gotta wait till 2029 for infinite castle dirty work

[paper hazel]

hola

[gleaming knot]

god damn bruh finally finished the introduction

[graceful turtle]

Bros still in the tutorial

[gleaming knot]

just finished

[terse pine]

hey divas say hi

[cyan quarry]

She jus got whacked now I'm happy

[graceful turtle]

Bro still doesn't have a kosatka in 2026

[gleaming knot]

i do

[inner ice]

Lets move to dms

[graceful turtle]

[gleaming knot]

i didnt wanna transfer my rank 1000 modded acc from 2015 or sum

i wanna have sum new shi

a new experience

[graceful turtle]

That means u dont have kosatka

[cyan quarry]

Stay groovy

[inner ice]

GEEKED UP PLAYING BOX ALL DAY

[molten juniper]

I see

[inner ice]

Nah dont see chill out

[sullen peak]

anyone doing some activities? any heists ? id love to join

[gleaming knot]

i have 3m rn

[molten quartz]

shit my girl say when she’s taking to her male bestfriend in a group

[graceful turtle]

From introduction

[gleaming knot]

maybe

[graceful turtle]

[molten juniper]

??? I didnt say anything Bad? And i dmd u lol

[inner ice]

I was joking

[cyan quarry]

Ur girl got a male bsf lol

[inner ice]

Leave her

[molten juniper]

Whatever

[molten quartz]

she has but ik him well

[stone bear]

How do i check rockstar messages?

[molten quartz]

hes chill

[gleaming knot]

never know em well enough

[inner ice]

Better off alone than with that

[gleaming knot]

she give a chance he takin it

[graceful turtle]

I hunted 7 sharks with him yesterday though

[inner ice]

From personal experience if a girl got a male bsf that aint too much ga√ js boom her and go away

[molten quartz]

bro i aint leaving her for that

[graceful turtle]

So when you say boom I should pull out an RPG?

[cyan quarry]

😭😭😭 he waiting for hus turn

[inner ice]

U dont really pull out in this case

[inner ice]

Is the male bsf a bit ga√ or a loser

[molten quartz]

he chopped hella never gonna get a chance lol

[stone bear]

Is this all relationship advice?

[cyan quarry]

U get a female bsf

[inner ice]

Hes there js for that

[cyan quarry]

Cayo Avi and Vincent plus bunkern.

[jolly ember]

not gonna lie 12f might be a good idea for a new car in gta online as a le mans car

[leaden pond]

chopped ?

[graceful turtle]

They added this new thing today to gtao yeah

[molten quartz]

ur exes bf hit ur girl?

[stone bear]

What new thing?

[stone bear]

Ugly

[molten quartz]

think about looking in a mirror

[cyan quarry]

She get sumfrom him. Lmfao

[graceful turtle]

Relationship advice

[stone bear]

Ahh imma need some of that

[leaden pond]

how bad is it bro

[inner ice]

No im js telling u cause i know these dynamics

[stone bear]

Idk i thought ur asking whar chopped meant

[candid torrent]

What would it be tho 🤔

[molten quartz]

tbh waiting for his turn i agree they do it even me have done it

[cyan quarry]

.my character a lightweight he can't . drink shi without passing out

[inner ice]

U gotta rough the guy up

[quaint acorn]

yo mama so fat the cayo perico juggernaut can't damage her

[stone bear]

@inner ice just so were clear this girl has a boyfriend and they play gta?

[leaden pond]

chopped and me in the same sentence is pure criminal ya

[graceful turtle]

[inner ice]

Idk

[cyan quarry]

Im. Territorial asf ngl

[stone bear]

Seems like we all lost ig

[graceful turtle]

Sigma

[versed nebula]

i

[cyan quarry]

Hes clipped

[leaden pond]

tell me where you live so i could pull up

[molten quartz]

so u a yn from a hood?

[graceful turtle]

Antarctica 264 Penguin street

They got good wifi here

[inner ice]

I got cocaine for sale

[ornate summit]

what's the most RP rewarding thing to do this week? i think its the forklift jok giving 500RP/min but i wanna make sure

[cyan quarry]

What in the stereotype nah
I live on an island

But i mean my woman is mine tf

[graceful turtle]

Does the landlord's name perhaps have "Rubio" in it

[molten quartz]

imagine everything u get is imported

[hushed vortex]

Damn why the lfg for Cayo empty, don’t nobody wanna make money

[graceful turtle]

I just do all my cayos solo

[hushed vortex]

Less money, I can do it on my own but I got a pink ruby and I only need one person

Smarter way right now is duo

[molten quartz]

cuz sometimes it takes more time doing finale then completing whole gather intel and setup solo

[jolly ember]

come to #gta-media i’ll show you what chatgpt made

[hushed vortex]

No unless both of you are missing something in the head

[cyan quarry]

Imagine everything is stripped from my environment made illegal for me to do then they do it and ship it back to me packaged after they already sucked the life out of it so they Can extort me to the fullest

[candid torrent]

Snm

[jolly ember]

okay im sending it

[molten quartz]

imagine a tsunami

[inner ice]

Oh so now u making fun of me

[molten quartz]

lol

[cyan quarry]

Imagine ur girl having male bsf

Im.on Roosevelt island lol the whole NYC getting wiped out if tsunami come 💀💀

[floral fulcrum]

guys can i get banned for joining money drop servers?

[pliant kestrel]

No but you can probably get banned for doing those, also money drops do not currently exist in the current builds or versions of the game, and haven't for a while.

[inner ice]

Why the hell

Am i getting weird dms and friend req

[quiet pollen]

i keep seing people with a black hoodie with a skeleton on it, how/ where do i get it?

[inner ice]

Since ive syatted talking here

[terse pine]

designer hoodies

[quiet pollen]

thankies

[inner ice]

How is this hoodie made

[quiet pollen]

you have lesbian in your bio and terminaly online guys get lonely

[pliant kestrel]

Its under hoddies (Theres a few skeleton ones at the bottom), They aren't under designer hoodies

[inner ice]

I clearly speak like a man

[terse pine]

oh mb i thought it was

[quiet pollen]

okii thankies

[molten quartz]

@cyan quarry why u sending wierd dms to my guy

[terse pine]

no you do not

[inner ice]

And im getting these dms before putting lesbian

[quiet pollen]

that does not stop them

[inner ice]

I do gang

[inner ice]

U should be the one getting weird msg not me

[coarse cloud]

i desperatley need a friend in game. is any one else trying to get the platinum?

[quiet pollen]

trust me, i am getting them

[fresh magnet]

@coarse cloud, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[leaden mulch]

Avon such an aurafarmer

It’s funny he keeps ragebaiting Lester

I’m like midway through act 2 it’s getting fun

[inner ice]

Im getting from both woman and man btw

[quiet pollen]

thats crazy

[jagged sedge]

Well aren't you Mr. Popular

[quiet pollen]

anyways let me be weird in your dms too

[inner ice]

@terse pine with this pfp i kinda seem like a woman

[inner ice]

I dont like being weirded out, im the one who gotta be weird

[terse pine]

this is funny😭

[inner ice]

Nah u are

[cyan quarry]

U wish 🤣

[terse pine]

no, you just genuinely speak like a girl coming from a girl

[inner ice]

This hurts me

[graceful turtle]

79th time you said this btw

[terse pine]

sorry😭

[inner ice]

Cause i got another one gng

[quiet pollen]

this is true tho

[inner ice]

Im just not used to english

[terse pine]

ok anyways let’s not get muted!!

what’s your favourite gta car

[inner ice]

@terse pine can we go invade #community

[terse pine]

no i’m kinda busy

[graceful turtle]

Debatable

[molten quartz]

we cant talk random shit in here?

[quiet pollen]

my fav bike would be the shinobi if i could take that ugly visor off

[thick helm]

A man lesbian?

[inner ice]

Explode

[terse pine]

nope

[inner ice]

I lost a bet

[terse pine]

TRUE

[inner ice]

Also this pfp

[graceful turtle]

[thick helm]

Oh

[inner ice]

Ur lucky @jagged sedge prolly observing the chat

[graceful turtle]

Shiver me timbers

[rough dove]

everryone do cayo with me?

[candid torrent]

Zion classic, cypher, z-type, adder, thrax, bestia gts, rsx, furia, stratum and loads more

[quiet pollen]

now im just collecting the choppers and daily the bati

[inner ice]

Something else gonna shiver

[terse pine]

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF THE CYPHER
also thrax is so goated

[cyan quarry]

Ocelot

[fresh magnet]

@rough dove, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-e｜cayo-perico-lfg

Requested by: @inner ice

[jagged sedge]

Not me you need to worry about

[inner ice]

Hell no

[cyan quarry]

Thrax is good but not too fast

[inner ice]

Thank u

[graceful turtle]

Coming from you is quite ironic

[boreal mica]

Whole server in one heist

[molten quartz]

which is the quickest acceleration in car?

[inner ice]

Yo gang what?

[cyan quarry]

I love the sentinel gts tho when I'm tryna be normal

[inner ice]

Why u speaking like u interlocked w me

[molten quartz]

is it ocelot?

[inner ice]

U aint even know me 😂

[graceful turtle]

Putting gang in ur message ain't gonna make you sound any more threatning

[terse pine]

pretty sure you’re being called a girl

[inner ice]

??????

[terse pine]

i don’t think so

[inner ice]

Makki ur the one pushing this agenda

[molten quartz]

not top

[cyan quarry]

Prob that shi like warp speed

[terse pine]

🤷‍♀️

[inner ice]

Has nba youngboy spoken about this situation

[cyan quarry]

Dah i got the bonds

[inner ice]

Rest in peace my brother von💔☔

[pseudo reef]

does it make since to get rid of bogdan for act 3?? someone lmk

[quiet pollen]

cant even go shopping in the desert anymore without people playing war smh

[molten quartz]

you cant keep ur mind satisfied in one pfp right?

[tropic spire]

Get act 2 one character act 3 second

[inner ice]

I let someone customize my profile thats why i had that loser profile

[terse pine]

i wouldn’t say that one is any less loser

[quiet pollen]

oh fuck this aint even my bike i stole someone elses bati lol

[inner ice]

Alright then choose a pfp for me miss diva

[terse pine]

that’s insane😭

[inner ice]

Hakucho drag

U pc enchanced

[quiet pollen]

its not even a bati its a carbon rs😭

[inner ice]

U can get HSW u should get a drag

[terse pine]

how have they not taken it back yet i’m crine

[inner ice]

Me, makki and rule 7 a crazy trio

[terse pine]

make it a tuna fish

[quiet pollen]

they took my bati lol

[jagged sedge]

Think the owner is too busy pwning the noobs

[quiet pollen]

i drive whats fun not whats meta

[inner ice]

Drag is fun

[inner ice]

Imma tag ur friend and say im part of the team

[terse pine]

which friend

[inner ice]

Black pfp named start with q

[molten quartz]

buy hakucho drag from suoer autos with hsw thats fast asf

[candid torrent]

Adding onto that im just gonna list more because why, not so Oracle/Oracle xs, sentinel classic,sentinel xs, issi (Tracy's mini cooper), entity xf, truffade Nero, Regina, schafter, schwartzer, phoenix and also intruder

[inner ice]

I wanna buy a nagasaki

[quiet pollen]

its not fun to drive for me and i dont like the looks

[gloomy quarry]

dragis vewry fun

[inner ice]

Tho its 2.1 mil

[inner ice]

Everyone got their own fvd

[candid torrent]

I can give ya one dw

[gloomy quarry]

me2

[inner ice]

I could get on ps4 on do it lowkey

Im on a mission to have alot of vehicels

[quiet pollen]

i would like the hakucho alot more if i could put underglow on it and lower it a bit... though that goes for most sports bikes

[jagged sedge]

@molten quartz impeccable logic

[gloomy quarry]

real

[inner ice]

@molten quartz i thought u were cool why u also sending me weird dms

[molten quartz]

😭😭

had to

[terse pine]

look at his username and you’ll know

[candid torrent]

Snm lmk

[jagged sedge]

How many stars tho

[terse pine]

probably that much

[candid torrent]

I gave makki a scramjet and the schizo said thanks very rudely

Joke

[terse pine]

NO I DIDNT

[candid torrent]

She then proceeded to kill me for no reason

[terse pine]

I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU

[candid torrent]

So I killed her 324-3

[jagged sedge]

Rude

[terse pine]

and IM schizo

[inner ice]

Im schizo to

[terse pine]

it was like 11-3 thank you very much

[candid torrent]

Ya you are

[terse pine]

we know

[inner ice]

I js hide it irl

I unleash it on discord

And Instagram dms

[candid torrent]

324-3*

[inner ice]

Im a freak in a screenshot era

[jagged sedge]

Aahhh that explains it

[graceful turtle]

Lone sigma wolf

[inner ice]

I talked to u 2 times is it that noticable

U aint seen my job on Instagram dms

[jagged sedge]

Not by talking

[quiet pollen]

i want glow in the dark shoes soo bad ngl

[jagged sedge]

By observing

[quiet pollen]

but i aint buying temu shoes

[inner ice]

Balenciaga tracks

[quiet pollen]

my bad

i want cheap glow in the dark shoes

[inner ice]

Keep observing me

[inner ice]

CN fans/chinise sites

Fav gta car

[quiet pollen]

dm me a link doubt they have my size tho

[inner ice]

Do u like gta online or communty more

[glacial slate]

Nobody likes either

[inner ice]

I dont know the exact model tho i know some people who got em they glow and they black

[candid torrent]

I like peace and no schizo behaviour

[inner ice]

Ive seen u in community always

[dapper sphinx]

I really want to say Adder or Entity XF, but I think I have to give my #1 to the Zentorno

It's just goated

[quiet pollen]

thats what im looking for

[jagged sedge]

Community

[glacial slate]

I am the only one who likes this server

[inner ice]

Ur saying u like when @terse pine off

[quiet pollen]

theyd do great on a rave

[candid torrent]

Who doesn't

[inner ice]

People in community got a superioty complex

[jagged sedge]

Really

[inner ice]

Search on google then search the model on cn fans

[jagged sedge]

I haven't noticed

[inner ice]

Prolly cause u a mod

[glacial slate]

How

[inner ice]

Im not the first one saying this

[jagged sedge]

Only been 2 weeks since becoming one

[quiet pollen]

gta plus gotta do something to the casino wheel ive won the podium car 3 weeks in a row

[inner ice]

❤️💪

[glacial slate]

Ok but that doesn’t explain the How

[candid torrent]

Here's a cookie 🍪

[quiet pollen]

the guy after me just won it too

[inner ice]

I tried talking there

Multiple times

[glacial slate]

Yes

[inner ice]

I dont like em

[quiet pollen]

3 people in a row won it

[inner ice]

Here even if u write hi someone greets u

[inner ice]

I won a car named enviasige

[quiet pollen]

dont know that one

[jagged sedge]

I mean is that really a sign of a superiority complex?

[inner ice]

Not only that

[inner ice]

Not only that

Lag

[molten quartz]

they removed gta chat that sucks

[molten quartz]

on online

[glacial slate]

Hi (i am better than you)

[molten quartz]

u play chess?

[inner ice]

I mean every general ive seen with people like that acts exactly like em

[glacial slate]

Why

[jagged sedge]

Hello there (you're beneath me)

[molten quartz]

cuz of ur name

[graceful turtle]

Sorry (hi for bad English)

[inner ice]

If u aint part of their restricted friend group ur ignored + same people talks there

[inner ice]

Made me laugh

[glacial slate]

Nope

[rich sluice]

Regulars rule most official discords and ignore most people seeking help, its a thing

[brave silo]

👀

[warm wren]

Yurr

[jagged sedge]

But you can seek help

[high briar]

who got pc and could help with some cars ik im in the wrong area but ima ask here instead of the lfg

[rich sluice]

Depends if they offer those channels, general chats are their domain

[glacial slate]

I only help those who feed me mass amounts of shark cards

[jagged sedge]

Real

[high briar]

real lol

[molten quartz]

call the mechanic what we gonna be helping u with some cars

[high briar]

lol talking abt ls car meet

[jagged sedge]

Well you should still ask there

[quiet pollen]

i only help those who can get me choppers i dont yet have

[glacial slate]

Get rich and get chop

[karmic marlin]

Hi

[quiet pollen]

no like the bikes

[molten quartz]

tbh gta needs more variety in bikes

[graceful turtle]

If a real life shark is sold for 13$ a kg in average that means every kg is 1 shark card

[molten quartz]

they be launching only cars

[quiet pollen]

and more options for em, i wana lower em andf put neons on em

[zenith pasture]

What’s a good vehicle/aircraft to defend sellers in public lobbies?

[brave silo]

raiju

[inner ice]

Lazer

[keen oracle]

Hydra

[brave silo]

i would say pyro but raiju vtol is good

[quiet pollen]

p45 Nokota is the best plane

[brave silo]

no

[molten quartz]

khanjali

[inner ice]

P45 nokota

Khanjali

These names so fun

[jagged sedge]

The sale vehicles will be out of sight within the first mile driven

[inner ice]

Ur da real mile

[jagged sedge]

Also good luck when someone's directly on top of you

[zenith pasture]

Thanks everyone! Time to start getting those😎 the p45 is better than raiju?

[inner ice]

Agree

[brave silo]

No

[inner ice]

Geeked up playing xbox all day

[quiet pollen]

i was memeing with the p45 its a ww2 plane

[graceful turtle]

B-29 SuperFortress on top

[quiet pollen]

nah beechcraft model 18

thats the goat

(dream aircraft i hope i get to fly in one, one day)

[zinc hedge]

!gunvan

[fresh magnet]

You can find the gunvan locations for today here.

Requested by: @zinc hedge

[candid torrent]

Banana

[scarlet cypress]

DAN

[surreal dock]

i mean its alr but its not raiju lol

the p45 is in a weird position

[steep zealot]

Hi 👋

[harsh mesa]

Hey bob

[surreal dock]

its like the all rounder for the og smugglers run dlc, but then the b11 and raiju happened

now its kinda just, the worst option?

[steep zealot]

Hi mr bmx

[quiet pollen]

its hella fun to fly tho

[surreal dock]

true i just pretend im in those gun running missions against japan on video since its kinda just a meme plane now

looks nice in a hanger too

[keen oracle]

Akula

[elfin lake]

ps5 public lobbies are so chill

[surreal dock]

i got chased for half an hour by a lvl 500 and he only abused deluxo and mk2 (i killed him 5 times)

[harsh mesa]

Hunter/toreador

[elfin lake]

when your minding your own business its chill

[quiet pollen]

i fly it trough the canyon at sunset sometimes in first person for the feels

[keen oracle]

The Avenger

[low moat]

This dude killed me when I was delivering pizza so I've been trolling him for the past hour

[harsh mesa]

Hope pc lobbies were like that.. Cant even drive around ffs

[inner ice]

@keen oracle

@harsh mesa

[keen oracle]

yo

[harsh mesa]

Yeah?

[inner ice]

@low moat

I dont hail hitler nor fw jews

Why u gotta exagerate

Why u cant js say smth else

[surreal dock]

this is such a "please ban me i need attention" type of message that gives me literally no feeling

[elfin lake]

love gta discord servers

[tropic spire]

[surreal dock]

pc lobbies are genuinely terrifying to hear about from a console player

[inner ice]

Imagine sending a insta ban msg AND THE STAFF consider u so much a loser they aint ban u

[inner ice]

Hi vaas

[low moat]

Whatsup

[inner ice]

Ur goated

[scarlet cypress]

theyre just words bro

[inner ice]

I js like ur pfp and name

[surreal dock]

words hold meaning

[low moat]

Thx

[harsh mesa]

Usually bots do the moderation work in servers as big as this but okay

[scarlet cypress]

i mean sure they do but in reality theyre just mouth noises and keyboard clicks

fair point

[quiet pollen]

i mean not really

[inner ice]

Ive been mid only in medium levek server sorry

[jagged sedge]

Let's not talk bout that gentlemen

[harsh mesa]

Gotta grief the griefers to survive

[inner ice]

Ur my gentleman

[surreal dock]

akula and raiju seems like the best option to counter

[inner ice]

What u think bout hassan al bashar

[harsh mesa]

Bud ur always online

[surreal dock]

real ones use the alkonost to hide

[harsh mesa]

Nahhh, a toreador to destroy mk2 then get ur own mk2

[quiet pollen]

honestly i just let em kill me a buch of times untill they get bored not like i loose anything

[low moat]

This guy is waiting outside of the casino to kill me

[harsh mesa]

Savage/hunter and raiju still have chance but not akula

[surreal dock]

oh yeah true you could just grief them back with that

ok yeah i should get the toreador in public so i can actually just be in the server lol

[terse pine]

stop those ones are so cool

[graceful turtle]

Drive for 5 seconds in full public lobby then turn into dust

[harsh mesa]

Sweats wont leave u alone even then

[terse pine]

what

[dark kernel]

Buffalo STX Pursuit or Coquette d10 pursuit?

[harsh mesa]

Lock on sound gives me ptsd atp

[wary folio]

rapid beeping

[inner ice]

Ur friend name with q

[terse pine]

it’s quite helpful

[quiet pollen]

9/10 times they do, and if they dont we just use the lobby crash glitch to ruin their fun too :3

[harsh mesa]

BRO

[inner ice]

Its an her

Black pfp cmon i dont remeber

[wary folio]

Typically what I do if I hear that sound I will fire countermeasures as a preventive

[terse pine]

what does that have to do with anything😭

[inner ice]

Always reacts to ur msg

[graceful turtle]

Missile jammer

[terse pine]

that’s a guy

[harsh mesa]

Theres a glitch to crash the lobby?

[inner ice]

Im tryna pose as ur friend group

Js tell me the name but dont tag

[harsh mesa]

Cant use countermeasures in a can now car u

[terse pine]

pose?

[surreal dock]

missile jammer plus terrobyte seems like the best way to survive public lobbies while being a chill guy

[inner ice]

Larp

[graceful turtle]

Unemployed super pro max

[inner ice]

Or how u guys call it latelly

[wary folio]

I typically use flying vehicles because it's faster to get around like the Mk 2 even though people don't like it.
I also turn off the homing missiles when I get on it to prevent accidental lock on

[low moat]

You can shoot a flaregun out the window

[quiet pollen]

iron mule with vigilante can crash the lobby and if ya hook up the anti air trailer to a certain car and lift the trailer with the bob that works too

[harsh mesa]

Brooo some cars that i drive alot dont have that

[inner ice]

Maybe u should stick to driving bmx

[graceful turtle]

Ghost org

[harsh mesa]

No use if ur already in their sight

[inner ice]

No ghost org, if the enemy wants a confront he shall be eliminated

[harsh mesa]

Yeah tho i prefer driving around

[harsh mesa]

Im with u on that

[graceful turtle]

Alt F4

[harsh mesa]

Nahhh ima beat their ass atp

[inner ice]

Everyone who makes me suffer shall be killed

[graceful turtle]

Tuff

[inner ice]

Ngl no game got me more mad than the blox

[harsh mesa]

Yeah so i still get killed on a bmx by some low level

[dark kernel]

will the updates only be on Enhanced from now on?

[inner ice]

Maybe

[vocal marsh]

no

[quiet pollen]

being a low level is fun sometimes, cuz theres 2 future tanks bullying an opressor person for blowing me up

[gleaming knot]

why pavel remind me of vaas montenegro

[dark veldt]

Who’s a master at saving duffel bag will pay with act 3s if u help me save it

[harsh mesa]

I better hope i have a friend in my lobbies at all times

[quiet pollen]

you can do both solo

my hubby does em when i get bullied

[harsh mesa]

Tho oppressor bullies the tanks, not the other way around 😭

[quiet pollen]

no they killed him and now wont let him near any vehicle

[harsh mesa]

Cool stuff

[graceful turtle]

How do I bury a 80kg chicken

[wild badger]

nope

ya wrong

[inner ice]

Not u

[wild badger]

sure

[inner ice]

@graceful turtle this guy thinks in talm bout him

[harsh mesa]

W.. Tho they can job warp or tp to facility/apt

[inner ice]

This is so sad

[wild badger]

not wht i was told

[inner ice]

Nah the other friend with 1

[graceful turtle]

What do I have to do with ts

[wild badger]

uh huh

[inner ice]

Q its a female

[quiet pollen]

i honestly dont think he knows how

[harsh mesa]

Why does it matter

[inner ice]

Nothing i just tag u cause u could lowkey be my friend but u kinda. Lame sometimes

[quiet pollen]

he is just getting bullied

[inner ice]

CAUSE IM TRYNNA FIND IT

[low moat]

How long until this guy stops waiting for me to leave the hair cut

Because I have all day

[inner ice]

U playing ps4 version?

[low moat]

Ps5

[inner ice]

On ps5?

[inner ice]

I would have pulled up

[harsh mesa]

If only i met these kinda people as a low level

[harsh mesa]

Just bury it like a normal chicken

[quiet pollen]

i mean its not really helping me

[graceful turtle]

No this chicken happens to be 5'9

Must've mutated

[harsh mesa]

Yeah so dig a hole and bury it

[harsh mesa]

Happens man

[graceful turtle]

That will leave traces

[harsh mesa]

[prisma radish]

Yo could someone help me get a mansion

[fresh magnet]

@prisma radish, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #xb-s｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #xb-s｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #xb-s｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #xb-s｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #xb-s｜other-lfg

Requested by: @jagged sedge

[graceful turtle]

I'm joking Incase discord bans me

[prisma radish]

Oh shoot my bad

[harsh mesa]

Dig a deep hole, bury it, put some dirt back in, put a deer corpse on it, bury it fully

[quiet pollen]

got any pig farms nearby? just remember to cut up the chicken and remove the teeth from your mutated chicken

sewage tanks in sketchy neighbourhoods work too

aint no sewage guy reporting a "chicken" and loosing his truck for 4-6 weeks

[graceful turtle]

Super helpful thanks everyone

[harsh mesa]

Its simple man just go to prix website and buy it

[prisma radish]

No man get money for it

😭

[harsh mesa]

Shi that u gotta do urself

[jagged sedge]

How did the chicken get to 80kg

[harsh mesa]

Its a mutated chicken

[naive marlin]

Is that a new joke

[quiet pollen]

chernobyl chicken

[harsh mesa]

Rip

[keen oracle]

I agree, where can i buy Grotti Cheetah

[graceful turtle]

I got a 3 star wanted level after burying the chicken 🤔 🤔

[keen oracle]

What do you think vyphorix

[vocal marsh]

legendary motorsport 2 door i assume

[graceful turtle]

Dunno wtf that is

[keen oracle]

Lets see

[keen oracle]

Some car

[vocal marsh]

Oh nvm its delisted

Buy it from other players in #ps5｜vehicles-lfg

[graceful turtle]

For the small price of 9 kidneys

[keen oracle]

Ahhh i found it

Wait what? It's delisted???

[harsh mesa]

Ryuzaki wants to buy ur 80kg chicken

[keen oracle]

I see it on legendary

[vocal marsh]

theres another one off sale

[vocal marsh]

cheetah classic probably

[keen oracle]

It says Grotti Cheetah

[graceful turtle]

Hmmmm

[keen oracle]

$455,000

[vocal marsh]

guess the car bot is outdated, it wrote its delisted

[keen oracle]

Very interesting... 🤔 or is it because of this week

[graceful turtle]

Nah that was me I just listed it again rn

[keen oracle]

Because they said this week it'll be on sale

[vocal marsh]

probably

[keen oracle]

VERY nice

[keen oracle]

No I don't want chicken

Just bought the cheetah ; )
oh hi BMX nice day today @harsh mesa

[harsh mesa]

Its alr buy it and give it to me

[graceful turtle]

The chicken woke up

[harsh mesa]

U had one job

[harsh mesa]

Yo @keen oracle

[graceful turtle]

The chicken pulled an AP pistol on me

[harsh mesa]

Time to pull that rpg out of ur ass

[brave ravine]

anyone on ps5 looking for anyone to join their heist? idm what cut i get

[graceful turtle]

Not enough lvl I'm cooked

[fresh magnet]

@brave ravine, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:

Cayo Perico: #ps5｜cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5｜casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5｜old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5｜vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5｜other-lfg

Requested by: @jagged sedge

[harsh mesa]

Homing launcher then ig

[sharp heron]

90% of my sell missions are boats now. I'm gonna drain the entire fuckin ocean so I don't have to drive another fuckin boat.

[pure island]

Hi

What car should I buy (super car)

[harsh mesa]

Then u'll get planes

[graceful turtle]

The chicken had a missile jammer

[harsh mesa]

Its on foot anyway

[graceful turtle]

Who said that

[sharp heron]

Helicopters, motorcycles, the truck...even the fucking garbage trucks are fine. But boats and seaplanes fucking SUCK.

[harsh mesa]

In railgun we believe

[graceful turtle]

Buddy

[harsh mesa]

Couldn't agree more

[sour bronze]

Businesses are just not worth it anymore

0 point if you want money

[graceful turtle]

NC

[harsh mesa]

Nightclub and acid lab

[sour bronze]

If ur only playing gta yeah but otbers are pretty much usless for money

[harsh mesa]

Doing apt missions now gives me a rough idea of the gta economy back in 2014

[quiet pollen]

its kinda sad that you cant buy weaponised vehicles without weapons, id love a mogul without that ugly ass dome

[winged eagle]

Is there a separate Chanel for ps5?

[graceful turtle]

What bro says after glitching 100 million:

[cunning walrus]

crates and headhunter vip work that paid 21k was the meta in 2017

[sour bronze]

They should delete the normal ignus

[winged eagle]

???

[harsh mesa]

I've glitched 100 million and i find that offensive

[signal whale]

for what though

[winged eagle]

Can you give me some money

[harsh mesa]

Nah this channel is for every platform

[graceful turtle]

I found that offensive and I find that offensive

[winged eagle]

Cars heists

[winged eagle]

So can I have some money

[harsh mesa]

Ask @graceful turtle he has alot

[graceful turtle]

The homeless have evolved

[signal whale]

some cars/planes are ruined with weapons. would be so much more fun if you can get them without

[sour bronze]

How are we going to do that my friend

[winged eagle]

I actually have quite a lot of modded cars and own pretty much everything jusy need a few more things

[sour bronze]

There is no such a thing as sending money in GTA online

[graceful turtle]

Then why tf u begging for cash bruh

[signal whale]

werent you able to before

[sour bronze]

Play the game then

[winged eagle]

Some people have glitched cayos that pay like 10 mil

[harsh mesa]

Never got why anyone would like modded cars

[sour bronze]

Pc

And you will get instantly banned

[winged eagle]

And ps5

[graceful turtle]

I don't see modded cars as a flex though

[winged eagle]

Ok

[graceful turtle]

Just says a lot about what you've been doing

[harsh mesa]

Thats not "glitched" its modded

[harsh mesa]

Not instantly but sure

[sour bronze]

3 days max

[harsh mesa]

• paid magic wont get u banned

[harsh mesa]

Nope

[sour bronze]

If you know how to mod they will never be able to ban you

[harsh mesa]

Ofc just dont go on a killing spree in a public lobby

Dont be a braindead wizard like that

[sour bronze]

Spawn 2b rn

[harsh mesa]

Not a thing anymore

[manic aspen]

Is Osiris the only Pagani in the game?

[sour bronze]

Imma change the value of the car with cheat engine

2015 stuff

Are you guys old enough to remember apartment glitch

Old one

[harsh mesa]

Like trade in glitch?

[harsh mesa]

Yeah as much as ik

[sour bronze]

It was probably the biggest banwave ever

[manic aspen]

Thats depressing

FMJ mk5 look weird

Pagani in the back but Fort GT front

[harsh mesa]

Based on lm ford gt.. I love how it looks

[manic aspen]

Goddam only 1 pagani

[harsh mesa]

Irl ford gt lm rear looks like that too, its completely based on that

[manic aspen]

For real? I thought ford GT look more like the original FMJ

That ass is 100% Pagani to me

[inner ice]

Nba

[inner ice]

I got a pink fmj

[clever heron]

Forgot I turned my coke on

I should go check

Is it true coke is 2xp

[clever heron]

What are talking bout

[gusty dome]

Can anyone help me and my friend make money on gta

[manic aspen]

Yea coke is 2x production

Weird bonus but i dont do mc anyways

[clever heron]

Oh it jus produces faster

[inner ice]

Youngboy

[clever heron]

I thought it was like more money

[manic aspen]

Yep weird bonus

[clever heron]

Wait so is it jus make coke faster or do you get twice as much money

[manic aspen]

It just make coke faster

[clever heron]

Uh

[manic aspen]

Idk the math if u mansion boost on it

[clever heron]

Imagine gta boosts to 10 times on all business lobbies will be full of red cargo

Imagine 30 ppl selling

[manic aspen]

There are crews for that i think

[keen oracle]

I agree, should I buy the truffade adder?

[harsh mesa]

Normal ford gt is, not the lemans version

[manic aspen]

“Its basically free” -that one youtuber

[keen oracle]

Who what where

[harsh mesa]

Looks cool

[keen oracle]

Yeah!!! And it would look in my collection!!!

[clever heron]

Ryuzaki

[keen oracle]

yo

[rich sluice]

Hello all!

[harsh mesa]

A griefer's wet dream

[harsh mesa]

Yessir get it

[clever heron]

Yes do it

[keen oracle]

Very nice, we'll get that and pegassi vacca

[clever heron]

What color

[keen oracle]

Very nice

Maybe black adder and red vacca

[harsh mesa]

Damn finally someone who appreciates vacca

[keen oracle]

Yeah!!!!! It's a cheap good looking car

[ornate oasis]

Can anyone help me and a friend make some money. I had someone that helped me yesterday but I’m broke again and he needs money also. Please and thanks

[keen oracle]

Isnt that right Michelle?

[quiet pollen]

should i wake up my man cuz im hangry?

[quiet pollen]

huh whats up?

[clever heron]

Do the vincent

[keen oracle]

You don't have to, is there no food in fridge?

[keen oracle]

The pegassi vacca is a good looking car and is very cheap

[ornate oasis]

I don’t have the patience for cluck and bell right now

[tropic spire]

U cant doordash food

[quiet pollen]

no im on a diet and i dont know how to cook the diet stuff

[quiet pollen]

i dont know what car that is

[harsh mesa]

Lambo gallardo looking car

[keen oracle]

Ohh i think you can ask chatgpt and it teaches you

It's that story mode car

[quiet pollen]

oh thats meh

[keen oracle]

What but but

It's cute

[clever heron]

Michelle

[quiet pollen]

yea?

[clever heron]

You have warzone

[quiet pollen]

no i suck at shooter games

i got tarkov tho

[clever heron]

What is that

[keen oracle]

what the hell is THAT???!?!

[clever heron]

Is it crossplant

Or whatever the word is

[deft cargo]

Life is a dark abyss made out off pain and misery, but gta5 npc going kamikaze is ten times worse

[quiet pollen]

its pc only its a ultra hardcore shooter

[keen oracle]

Yeah we need to play with you Michelle

[harsh mesa]

Crossplay/crossplatform

[clever heron]

O

[harsh mesa]

[pliant spindle]

I really dont want get stress from.that game...

[quiet pollen]

i hate the game, im bad at it and its no fun to play

i got 3000 hours in it

[harsh mesa]

[keen oracle]

Not bad

[clever heron]

I wonder how much I have in warzone

I jus started

[harsh mesa]

U sure u hate the game?

[quiet pollen]

yes i do

i got a 0.12 kd

[harsh mesa]

Valid

[keen oracle]

OOOF

Very shocking behaviour

[quiet pollen]

and worst of all i play pve😭

[harsh mesa]

Crazy stuff

[inner ice]

Yoo

[versed nebula]

Hi

[harsh mesa]

Yo

[inner ice]

Heard this from a polish gir

[inner ice]

Sup

[inner ice]

Sup

[harsh mesa]

Trying to sleep

[inner ice]

No

[harsh mesa]

Trying to sleep

[inner ice]

No

[harsh mesa]

I lwk miss my bmx

[inner ice]

Lowk night

[thick helm]

Back in the day when I had a bmx in the game I would go bike at the skate park since I can't ride a bike irl

[ebon glen]

Someone knows why i cant put and get bountys? Im level 82 and It said that you can do It in level 10 but somehow its still locked

[wintry minnow]

Any one have the moc job for ceo vest and Jogger?

[inner ice]

How

U got a problem w legs or what?

[thick helm]

Difficulties

[inner ice]

Figured

[thick helm]

Balance issue

How you figured

[inner ice]

Wait u completly fine u just cant drive one or got a real problem

[thick helm]

Just minor

[wintry minnow]

?

[inner ice]

Not knowing how to ride a bike is outright crazy if u dont have problems

[thick helm]

Balance timing issues

[harsh mesa]

If u were on pc id host it

[wintry minnow]

Iam on ps5

[inner ice]

Im on ps4

[wintry minnow]

You have ps5 Version

[harsh mesa]

Cool stuff

[inner ice]

Me nd gamergoon tuff

[thick helm]

Crazy that you just realized that I can't ride bikes

[harsh mesa]

Bro goons to griefers

[wintry minnow]

Any one have moc job for ps5

[thick helm]

That's what gta is for

[inner ice]

Hell nah

[sharp heron]

gta fucking hates me. I quit the sell mission, came back, waited for product to fill...it put me in FUCKING BOATS AGAIN.

[inner ice]

Ok

[pliant spindle]

Boat is fine

[inner ice]

Motos is worse

[trail flicker]

Is it worth it to start from scratch in this game or no? I got a ps5 and wanna play on here but I can’t get my stuff from Xbox so that’s deterring me a bit

[pliant spindle]

Say that to doo doo planes

[inner ice]

Geeked up playing the box

[trail flicker]

What

[harsh mesa]

Gta playing favourites hmmm

[harsh mesa]

Took me like 20 days to get to lvl 110 and make 200mil

[thick helm]

Unbelievable

[muted granite]

what happen to modded heist

[harsh mesa]

Nothing modders still host them

[umbral stone]

I was in my office on the computer terminal and took a break. Came back aftre a few minutes and now im suddenly on top of a mountain and then my game crashed? wtf

[trail flicker]

I just don’t know if I could do the grind, on my actual Xbox account. I’ve always been broke so I got an account that had… a lot of money but it wasn’t a ton still lol and now I wanna go to PS5

I just don’t know if I could do the grind because I was never able to really do the grind on Xbox. That’s why I got a custom account.

[harsh mesa]

Once u get kosatka u'll make ez money

[trail flicker]

Oh, I have one, on my Xbox account, and I just never bother doing it. I’m just way too fucking lazy lol

It’s still annoying grind

[harsh mesa]

True 😭

[trail flicker]

1 million is like nothing

[rain nova]

HELLO ANYONE

[trail flicker]

I can’t get another modded account unfortunately because the friend that I bought it from got it from a website that no longer exists and it was really the only reputable one

[rain nova]

Hello

[harsh mesa]

If it was pc u could just glitch it

[rain nova]

Hello

[harsh mesa]

Yo

[rain nova]

Hi

[trail flicker]

I tried getting one off of Eldorado but I nearly got scammed, I will never buy from there again

[muted granite]

not in here?

[harsh mesa]

One website is famous and reputable

[trail flicker]

DM it?

[harsh mesa]

U can find some in lfg channels

[edgy brook]

Is anyone buying the Ubermatch Cypher that's at Simeon's dealership?

[patent onyx]

yo could anyone spot me like 5 bucks

[inner ice]

Eldorado reliable for me

Js start from 0

[harsh mesa]

Its cool

[trail flicker]

I can’t, I just can’t. I’m not gonna do it again.

[harsh mesa]

Looks nice handles nice

[trail flicker]

I just wanna be able to buy a bunch of cars and drive around and have fun and do car meets

[patent onyx]

pretty please lol

[trail flicker]

Not grind

[upper girder]

Less than an hour left in my shift cant wait to get home and play 😍😍😍

[trail flicker]

Get off of discord and get a fucking job

It’s five dollars stop begging on the Internet

[patent onyx]

chilll

im just joking bro calm down

[trail flicker]

Sure lol

[patent onyx]

dawg

if i actually wanted 5 dollars id do something called open my wallet lmao

[harsh mesa]

Why even send the message then

[bold drum]

[patent onyx]

i felt like it

[upper girder]

Hopefully my bunker will be full so i can sell 😍

[patent onyx]

tryna see if anyone would do it cause free money is free money

[bold drum]

[upper girder]

[thin vault]

hey 👋

[cinder tendon]

Hello

[patent onyx]

hii

[mental marlin]

Aye let's get it chat, time to smoke a couple blunts and get on so I can get insta killed by some modder from across the map

[inner ice]

Sup

[patent onyx]

bet that

[patent onyx]

i love doing this and going to the shoe store

🤣

[inner ice]

????????

[dapper sphinx]

[mental marlin]

Smoking and buying shoes?

[inner ice]

💔💔💔💔💔💔

[patent onyx]

yeah...

im joking around

[inner ice]

Smokin and goonim

[patent onyx]

i mean the strip club lmao

[inner ice]

😭

Yeah this chat Always crazy at night

[mental marlin]

Goon squad spotted

[glacial charm]

Can somone give me some cars on gta

[cinder tendon]

I don’t think people who actually smoke blunts walk around talking about how they smoke blunts

[cinder tendon]

NO

[inner ice]

Most people do

Around a young ahe

[mental marlin]

Source:
||☝️🤓||

[inner ice]

Its actually the inverse

[patent onyx]

it depends the eprson

person*

[inner ice]

Elrson

[solid kettle]

Hi I need someone who needs to play act lll

[inner ice]

Eprson

[fresh magnet]

@solid kettle, you don't appear to have any platform roles. Please visit id:customize or #assign-platform-here to assign one and look for players in the respective LFG channels.

[solid kettle]

Lester lol

[cinder tendon]

Lowk smoking is kinda cringe

[mental marlin]

Lowk you are cringe

[signal whale]

whats going on

[patent onyx]

youd be suprised theres kids who will do it cause they think its cool

[inner ice]

People do what they want, flexing u smoke is cringe the inverse its js ur life

[cinder tendon]

Yeah you’re right

[inner ice]

@terse pine this who i meant

[signal whale]

there are also kids who do it just to do it

[signal whale]

???

[terse pine]

wdym?

[inner ice]

I was trying to tag this guy before

[patent onyx]

we all have our opinion, i personally enjoy it, but not everybody thinks its fine. at the end of the day we all have our opinions, lets not argue online - thats kinda stupid. lets move on and talk about like gta

[terse pine]

when

[signal whale]

oh did you need something

[inner ice]

Before

[terse pine]

danish and que are two different people😭

[signal whale]

oh

LMFAO

[cinder tendon]

Do you smoke vapes

[solid kettle]

Add me "Marie_quinn--"

[patent onyx]

not vapes, its flour

[solid kettle]

Ps5

[patent onyx]

flower

[fresh dagger]

gotta be cooler and smoke crystal. 😎

[inner ice]

I just wanted to say that me, @terse pine, @signal whale and @candid torrent the team

[patent onyx]

real weed

[patent onyx]

hahaaa

[signal whale]

huh

[inner ice]

Dw

[twilit oracle]

I start to become the very griefer i despised

[inner ice]

Get a job,bum💯

[harsh mesa]

Gotta stop u

[cinder tendon]

Yo I know you

[tropic spire]

Jeffrey noo

[terse pine]

sonic nooo @signal whale

[cinder tendon]

Yo you’re island was fun

[twilit oracle]

I really hate the grinders and wanna blow them up

[signal whale]

sonic noooo

[terse pine]

[inner ice]

So we doing cmm this saturday?

[cinder tendon]

Have you been making Epstein island mk2

[twilit oracle]

Yeah in the madrazo files

[mental marlin]

Buy a modding menu and crash their game instead, it's the only way to stop the cycle of violence 🙂

[patent onyx]

i was there

[harsh mesa]

Yo i just stole it with a friend

Was it important to u?

[twilit oracle]

Thats no fun i just wanna destroy them

[twilit oracle]

I hope you didnt burn it

[mental marlin]

Get a menu that you can set periodic crashes with so they can never log on again, that's real destruction

[twilit oracle]

Or maybe just ddos them

[harsh mesa]

Dispossible

[harsh mesa]

A simple router reset fixes it, and u cant get their ip without a menu

[twilit oracle]

Just make a lag machine that will crash the server

[cinder tendon]

I hate griefers now but I know I’m going to become one

[mental marlin]

That's illegal, my suggestion only breaks terms of service with rockstar and won't land you with a record 🙂

[harsh mesa]

What are we even talking about

[twilit oracle]

Dont be a hero

[patent onyx]

grief the griefer

[twilit oracle]

Rockstar is concerned about the shark cards

[cinder tendon]

Best anti grief veichle

[patent onyx]

grief the griefers

[patent onyx]

hmmm

[twilit oracle]

Toreador

[harsh mesa]

Im with u on that

[patent onyx]

good one

[hallow marten]

anyone gotta mansion i could use for yoga?

[patent onyx]

griefers lowkey are like annoying as hell what benefit comes from that

[inner ice]

Try xbox other lfg too

[hallow marten]

igh

[regal stump]

Join

[harsh mesa]

Killing them is just as fun

[cinder tendon]

Is ryuji a good anti grief veichle

[patent onyx]

fr

[harsh mesa]

Raiju* and no its not

[twilit oracle]

Benefit of getting your own happiness from hate

[inner ice]

Ryuji😭

[cinder tendon]

Why

[harsh mesa]

Ass missile tracking

[cinder tendon]

Listen I’m an American

[inner ice]

Ryuji

[twilit oracle]

Raiju is too expensive also ass aginst mk2

[inner ice]

Ryuji

[cinder tendon]

Riju

[harsh mesa]

Ur missiles wont even catch up to raiju

[inner ice]

Lazer🤘🦅

[twilit oracle]

I can just spin around it and we could play ballet in the air

[solid kettle]

Anyone elite there

[patent onyx]

opresser mk 2

[harsh mesa]

Raiju better against mk2 actually

[hallow marten]

aint nobody gotta mansion bru

[dense moon]

Cargobob a Chernobog onto the CNT tower near the Casino.

[solid kettle]

Ik the most of gta players are noobs

[patent onyx]

taste of their own medecine

[inner ice]

They got they js lyin

[cinder tendon]

Kamakaze into the mk2

[harsh mesa]

It can go straight up or down which u cant do

[inner ice]

Kamakaze😭😭😭😭😭😭

Kamikaze

[hallow marten]

why are mfs gatekeeping the shoe glitch bru

[cinder tendon]

Yo I need speling class

[inner ice]

Weirdos especially in #community

[inner ice]

Spelling

[patent onyx]

shoe store glitch

[twilit oracle]

My experience with mk2 against raijus are that were in the air for 10 mins just trying to hit and in the end we just spilt

[hallow marten]

yoga

[inner ice]

Call raiju ryuji

[harsh mesa]

U never met a single good pilot then

[patent onyx]

go to the shoe store with the shoe icon - the shoe store is called the vanilla unicorn. make sure to show your parents your new shoes!

[inner ice]

Im a pilot fr

[twilit oracle]

I mean i play on bum ahh EU servers

[harsh mesa]

Yeah bro imagine losing to a mk2

[inner ice]

Hating on EU loser