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2 hours and 20 minutes
Cheers
No i just get asked to do things above my paygrade 
Damn
For every region?
But i always do get asked to do stuff bc i was a manager
yes
This is gonna be one uninteresting week š
Iād honestly just shut down my cocaine lockup for this week. I hate mc businesses being filled up fast
I want 2X value not speed
But 2X value would be insanely broken honestly
1 million if fully upgraded
2x speed is twice as fast to produce tho so you can sell more
Coke lockup with 3x mansion boost and 2x weekly boost should fill up in like 45 minutes or less which is annoying honestly
Yeah but you donāt want to sell more with MC businesses
Their sell missions suck
Annoying how so
Is the brickade 6x6 and ocelot virtue good? I just got them for free after completing all of the last dose and first dose missions
Have to sell it more which I just find annoying since the sell missions are a pain in the ass.
Obviously you can lobby hop to get the Pounder but thatās also really annoying
Iād rather sell the usual amount of times for 2x pay than sell 2x the amount for the same pay
wsg chat
.
6Ć6 is good becomes the acid lab which is one of the best if not the best passive business virtue great starter car with imani tech upgrades
Playing knoway out
nobody is buying you gta
can anyone help me with the prison break heist I have to do the whole thingš
@winter frigate, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #ps5ļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #ps5ļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #ps5ļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #ps5ļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #ps5ļ½other-lfg
Requested by: @mint turret
old heist
my fault
Ill buy u gta
Donāt bro
!rule 10
Advertising, begging and trading are prohibited. Exceptions apply to trading of strictly in-game GTA content or services (e.g., "Help me sell crates and I will help you with your heists").
@azure condor
I was gonna say sike u ruined it
Yk you are helping in assisting breaking in rules if you did that right 

are mk1 missiles unlimited and can i use stickyās and other stuff without the missiles or only the machine gun
20 missiles, no other weapons allowed
16 rockets
Rockets 
Missiles
Hi
I just realized something. Is @fresh magnet going to get replaced when gta 6 comes out. Don't massacre my boy.
missilles are homing, but rockets are un-guided
hissles
Iāll miss Lester
He been there for me
Best let them figure it out when it comes to that curb
ah crap alright, if i havenāt researched anything is it still no weapons
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I had this player in my lobby that killed me two times because the business battle vehicle took more then 20+ missiles to destroy.
The MC I was in then starts a sells mission, I send him a text telling him he got so lucky that my president is forcing to sell something right now.
He tells me to cry a river n shit, I start heading my way towards him (after sell mission) but before I get there he goes into passive.
I called him a Passive Pussy
I think he got very insulted by my text so he try to sneak up on me to kill me (with a $9000 Bounty), however heās a shitty sneaker.
Once he gets close I fired off my missile (I was in a toreador at this time), and he went immediately back to passive like a coward.
He then started to follow me around like a creep, and for some reason he decided to get out of passive mode, the moment he did so, I blown him up.
I then texted him saying Failed, he then replies Get out the car, then I texted him one simple word saying hypocrite. He then immediately leaves.
Player like him are so funny.
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Who reading this
guys I'm going for the "It's a Steal" award where you have to scope out all secondary targets in cayo perico, I believe I have scoped all locations and also through cameras, when I look at my planning screen, in the intel tab it says
Cash 14/14
Gold 3/3
Paintings 2/2
But the Weed & Cocaine part is not checked, and it doesn't show a number, what does it mean? Help appreciated.
Lmao ez
Fuck him
sorry?
Basically all I got out of it was that they are both average gta players and both had an ego they couldn't get over, probably
oh it was for the above one okay.
Sorry idk bro
You just did (not being rude)
Itās too anyone who cares to read it, I thought it was funny (sorry for telling what had happened recently).
Ive been playing gtao for a couple years, and I only just now took the time to realize LJT is Lester.

I think coke and weed just doesnt show there
"This is lest~ I mean LJT, good luck on that sale..."
Lester
Just
Tricked you
!lfg
or sum idk
That actually makes sense ngl
@wild raven, please use the appropriate LFG (Looking For Group) channel:
Cayo Perico: #pc-eļ½cayo-perico-lfg
Casino: #pc-eļ½casino-lfg
Old Heist: #pc-eļ½old-heist-lfg
Vehicles: #pc-eļ½vehicles-lfg
Everything else: #pc-eļ½other-lfg
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why did mine not work
Cuz u need to reply to his msg
skill issue
I just saw someone get removed from the server for violating community guidelines in online
Or just react with the thing
doubtful
BTw, you're posting this is for social credit
aw shucks
Social credit?
I'm curious to why suddenly everyone left the server except me?
lol it was you yea
ah alr
i did
what
Ur connection issue
what was me
good evening everyone
You're posting about a wannabe tryhard because you want people to think less of a person we don't know exists or we will never meet.
The one that got removed from the session for violating guidelines
Well good morning for me sir
fair enough
iām not playing gta š
Why was that doubtful then
What do you mean dawg? My connection ain't even a problem when you got 5k Mbps speed 
for shame
beczase nobody here gets banned because of rockstars tos
Okay then
server issues
I just got the notification bro in game
not this server then
so nothing interesting happened
Im talking gta online
okay? š
I fought these grinders trying to make money
They kept on losing
when they tried to fight me they still lost
Yes but speed does not mean stability
still, nobody here gets banned for rockstars tos
Some internet can be very fast but unstable and jump ping or just have problems
I guess so.
I mean isn't like 8-10 ms okay though?
thatās not stability
It is but sometimes spikes can occur
Stability is smth else
Thank you very much
if it spikes consistently then itās still not stable
it doesnāt matter, servers can still tap out for a sec with causes people to leave, its all about ur stability
np bbg
Though I have seen a bug that some people lift 2 things and everyone gets kicked out or like crashes the game
nah itās just internet bro, it can happen anywhere
yea
but itās only like half the lobby
Maybe glitch
it is a bug
can somebody help me im stuck on one setup in garmet fectory cause flying always crashes my game so i need somebody to do it for me
So Martin Madrazo and Raf just offered me a car wash job is it worth it to invest on it?
Glitch 
Back when it was free, sure. But now, not so much

Does it give good money? In payment because I feel like night club way better since I got my first $10K and now I got $500K as well in the latest bonus

The pay is okay but there are just much better things to buy
Well since im starting to get value in jobs im going to give it a shot first
if ur gonna do those money fronts businesses only buy the car wash, you only need one to make money from it or buy the other 2 aswell to make extra in ur other businesses
Bet
but it isnāt necessary
invest in something thatāll make u more money
the car wash can wait trust me
Alright
Serious question will clubhouses be on discount ??
How many buisness can you have more than 2 or just 2 ?
what businesses do you have
u can have every business in the game
how is it when im flying or just driveing for a long time my game always crashes but only at those times?
Okay then this just got me an idea
yo anyone know how to do diamond casino heist
whatās ur idea
Its a secret
yeah bro, go into the vault steal some shit then leave

Will the clubhouses be on sell this next update??
buy an arcade
okay as long as ur secret doesnāt involve getting the car wash first ur allg, u can invest in so many better businesses
At 4am CT

man alright thanks so much
clubhouses are cheap anyways at their base price
dont have enough money for the los santos ones only the far away ones
save up and get an LS one, donāt waste ur time buying one up north
Pillbox?
anyone recomend good mission for solo players in online
i was talking to the other guy about the arcade, but get the one in great chaparral, itās free for most but only like 200k
Is it necessary to do a
Heist in order for cmm?
cluckin bell farm raid, knoway missions, first and last dose
get one in Ls, save up
how much does it give
The Cmm requires you to do all the Heist in order so yes
the cluckin bell and knoway mission
if ur doing cluckin bell u get 750k for the first time then 500k after that
knoway can pay 650k if u do elite challenge
is it good for solo players
hard or normal cause i dont really know this missions
no properties needed
easy, youāll get paid the same no matter the difficulty
ah thanks for the help
no point doing hard mode for the same amount of money
all good brother, i recommend watching TGGās videos on the cluckin bell and knoway missions
he does good detailed guides
where is cluckin bell where is it near im looking in the map rn
look for the V on the map, near the beach
V near the beach at the police station 
thanks for the help
thatās vincent he is the one who organises the cluckin bell
all good my bro good luck man
whatās up wall
Where do you buy the crew t shirt from?
Hi š
wdym, like to get ur crew emblem?
sup brother
Alive and well, wbu ?
same ngl
damn lucky i gotta deal with hot concrete and my car being as hot as a stoveš¤£
tomorrow and saturday gonna be hot as down here, fml
Thats a lot better tbh
honestly iām used to it
but the snow is nice whenever i travel
How do I put it on a shirt
On the bottom at the top section of the clothing store
if iām correct u need to be part of an mc or ceo and u can customise ur uniform in the interaction menu
or maybe cargo bob is right idek š
wats a car like the duko death but js runs through everything and is fast, and is bulletproof like insanely good
I saw it yesterday i made a new fit
closest car i can think of is buffalo stx, but they may be smth better im missing
Insurgent fits your 3 criteria
I was playing warzone
I guess it doesnāt work on all shirts
can it like destroy cars when driving into it
Maybe the moc be a better choice
no
the acid lab is fun to use and go thru everyone
No, but it does work on hoodies
Moc is fun jus smash the cop
Bet
Get on the game rn
nah, acid lab trust
Leather jackets, t shirts
How was your day
i need terroybute to upgrade my opressor
Just got to work chill
help me get moneu olease
what about underwear? i wanna see my crew emblem on some undies
Not sure didnāt try š
this is a gta chat my bro
Does anyone know how to go to Closed Lobby from Main Menu? I find it annoying from Main Menu having to go to a Public Lobby to then go to Closed. Wondering if there's another way.
O
DAMN
Does it have ti be gta
Will take lowest cut for heists
Im in for help
Nooo
yeah ur in a gta chat
so what can run through things, a acid lab, terryobyte, or the NIGHT SHARK, OR KURUMA
I thought you could remove unless they changed
There is none
Now is stuck with tato
ACID LABBBBB OMDS
Drive a tank at this point
iāve said acid lab like 40 times istg
NO ITS NOT WORTH IT
Can you get diamonds right now still? Someone said yes yesterday
WDYM U GET A FKN GOOD BUSINESS OUT OF IT TOO
nah u canāt
Um maybe have it go to online um in setting
PUT TURBO ON IT IT FUCKING FLIES
Are you certain?
100% brother
YOU BETTER NOT LIE TO ME!
IT DOESNT DISAPPOINT, put a ramp on it and watch cars flyyyyy
Bro I forgot bout my weed n its so full I dint remember having it full
and it can take like 20 homing missiles
im desperate bro are you sure? I need money
YES BROTHER
N then I see my coke is shut down had to re start it and ljt starts calling me
there hasnāt been diamonds for weeks
I donāt believe u ;-;
omds iām about to blow up this server
yeah but only comes once in a blue moon
Blow it up rn
No give it to me
u gotta wait cuz
because itās part of a heist
idk why itās worth sm tho, they look like bits of plastic tbf
Can you out it on deluxo
turbo on a deluxo? yeah u can
I have to try
Imagine they put like vigilante ricketship on deluxo
Bro my scrambled disapered
Do I have to buy
As far as im concerned this knoway out is NOT fucking worth that 600k
it aināt that bad bro
That thing is fun launch it n watch it land in the most random neighborhood located in the heart of Los santo
How do they expect me to get the bags when im surround by fucking cops and cant shoot while loading the document bags
bc ur putting the truck in the wrong spots
You have to stock up on snacks
N armour
theres a spot to put the trucks to make it stealthy
A hot cup of coffee would be so nice rn 
I just blew up the fib van
You uh push the weapon wheel hit up arrow key to uh eat and use i think r3 for armour
And im on the last bag and cant even get it bc by the time i pick it up to put it in im surrounded
donāt worry about armour, u can literally avoid being shot entirely
You talking about the trash bags mission?
No wonder there's a fleet of ambulances
Yes
Don't get the cops on you 
brother listen to me, u can put the truck in certain spots near the breaker box to make it stealthy, no one will u see u grab the bags
Brother im already past all that
okay so whatās the issue
I thought maybe it was like a uh some type of uh car show n maybe some guy drifted so much he broke the road
restart it and do it again correctly instead of wasting time
I think he is
Ive already spent 2 hours doing the set ups
yeah maybe it isnāt worth it for u then
Dont say thst
It's just not good enough is it Chase
it takes me an hour max to finish the whole thing, this guy must be doing something wrong or he just aināt experienced
Like this heist genuine makes cayo look like childs play
Wait where do you get 600k from
Bob that do sound good
knoway, and itās acc 650k
Oh is the A mission 600k?
so even more moneyyyyyy
Interesting
Oooo VERY interesting
itās pretty easy too
Well then i wouldnt get elite anyways bc i died in one of the set ups so oh well
if ur struggling just watch TGGās video he has a good guide
Just wasted 2 hours
How to wear long sleeves under a shirt
u can get elite bro
u just canāt die in the final mission, complete in under 10 mins and get 35 headshots, the setups donāt matter
Im just gonna check my meth and if its full im just gonna sell all my mcs and bunker then go to bed
sell ur acid lab too
No
Very nice
Not if you die?
Does anyone know when the auto shop client jobs and contracts boosts end with GTA plus?
just donāt die in the final mission
O
and complete it in under 10 mins with 35 headshots
O
thatās the elite
elite challenges give around 50-100k depending on the heist (and only heist finale)
criminal mastermind is doing everything on hard, not dying on setups, finales, with the same crew, and the do doomsday trilogy/5 og heists
do u live in nz?
oh damn, thought u did bc u said ur going to bed, and its almost night here
elite challenges are completely seperate to criminal mastermind and only applies to the finale of the heist
oh yeah ur like 3 years behind us
when is the panther coming on cayo and when is the diamond event on casino heisy
Bruh
Its 2:49 am here
What did I jus read
Panther will be next year now 
donāt know brother u gotta wait to see
more of an "if" when it comes to diamond or cayo
but maybe valentines for diamonds
next year weāll be in vice city bro
So your in 2023
I dont have to be up until 2 pm for work so i still got a couple hours left, might do the cluckin bell raid
tbf maybe not online until they prep it
Ur from Aus?
Yeah, i could use one
yeah bro
thats an easy one that also gives quite a bit for its first time
Ive already done it once so i know what to expect
Wait so that means skulls playing gta with no cayo n no oppresser
I hadnt done knoway before
That one is new
what is patchouli talkin about
it's fun and pays 625k
with elite on hardmode
just go on ign website or watch TGGās video
okay well wait then brother
lazy

fr
canāt watch a 3 min video and would rather wait for the update to come out on here, IF it even comes out
Oh wow boat drop for coke that's a first
there's also other servers that post the update before this one if he really wanted to use discord
yeah thatās true, if heās allergic to youtube that would be a good option
U got good rng, its a fast sale if u have a sparrow
check gta series videos server if you wanna use discord
Can anyone give me a recap of what makes the mansion worth 18 million?
business production boost, itās a MANSION, angel ai, thatās it
def worth it
Mansion buisness boosts, security raid eliminations, and more storage space
Angel ai? The Ai does what
make u imagine u have a girlfriend
helps little twelve year old live out their dreams
I have one irl, I donāt need a gta one
you can fast travel to any of your owned properties/businesses from it
Haviland better
nah she can boost production in ur businesses, fast travel
correct
haviland is rip off james bond iāll pass thanks
another wonāt hurt bro
And boost production? What does that mean, like permanent boost or a boost like the acid lab?
i mean rip off jarvis
He's supposed to be alfred smh
Oh boy
24 hr boost,
How much boost does it give?
itās really useful this week, if u got the coke biz itās dbl production speed, PLUS mansion prod speed and its 4x production speed
3x, actually making the coke biz 5x prod speed this week
thatās some serious cash broooo
Yeah but the RoI for 18 mil from coke gonna be loooong
the mansion if good if ur a money grinder
u got like heaps of other businesses bro, its worth it man trsut me
well the mansion isn't good for just coke so
not only that, but itās a fucking mansion bro, why wouldnāt u want it? weāve been waiting 13 years for one
I have every other business
this week it is
i know, but it's also good for every other business as well. It's not ONLY useful for coke is what i mean
And it says I can manage business from the mansion, like how much? Can I see stock and source/sell from there too?
Or is it trash like terrobyte
Its mct
it's the master control terminal
Hi
u got master control terminal too
hi
Hi Sophia!!!!!!
HI RYU
the mansion is worth it bro, donāt question just buy it
HI SKULL
Master control?
helloo soph
Honestly true
u can manage all ur businesses from it, and u can fast travel making it better
itās good for businesses
like the arcade. You can see supply and product levels, purchase supplies, i'm pretty sure you can start sell missions from it
Mfs really out here scammin then hittin me w nah my uncle died i cant do heist š
Yeah!! And you can have pets!!
look iāll be honest, i was skeptical at first too, but after using it now for around a month its improved my efficiency heaps
and yes as ryu said u can have pets, thatās the selling point
also Michael cutscene
and mr faber shirtless tooā¦
fuck mr faber
š¤
idk if anyone else was excited to see that
freak ass bitch why is he in my house
What a lousy week we got
ayo
iām joking i donāt roll that way guys
Why don't they also put coke x2
Wheres the weekly update news
we can be a firefighter fym bad week
Aināt no way
ugly ahh using my own shower
think about it, with dbl prod + the mansions 3x prod u can make heaps more money
i'm excited for the odd jobs
VERY nice
āmy mom is kinda homelessā reminds me of that
If I wanna be a firefighter I can do it with Tommy or CJ
i canāt wait to drive the forklift, doing what i do irl now in game? thatās sick
or now you can do it from the comfort of your own online character
only difference is i have a lamborghini in gta and not irlā¦
Dead ass shits crazy just tell me to get fkd or sumin
rob some banks irl
Which heist you doin?
save the world from elon musk
I just hope people won't run thru half Santos like in Vice City
elon and avon are brothers in another universe istg
Cayos
avon is just the gta parody of elon lol
they're the same person
yeah, they got the same forehead too iām pretty sure
this entire game is a parody of america son
Avon Husk
i wonder if avon had a kid named SCP-67 too
Real b2b right there
no shit?
ye shit
Grandpa vibes ngl
I like it
picasso
just bc i say son
Lmao
Like prev GTAs bro
Yes
i wonder what people will be doing on their last day in gta 5
i'd take son over lil bro any day ngl
ppl want more realism in gta when it would break the entire purpose of gta
Itās not like itās going away
Is it?
yeah, they tried that with MW2 and look what happened
i think it's pretty damn realistic already it even has inflation
Hi son
it probably will shut down eventually, probably after a year or so of 6
I'ma have a last "farewell dance" from Sapphire
MOM????
Nahhhhh
oh myšš
Oh⦠this backfired
Good luck with that lool
I'll be missing Lamar and creepy uncle Lester ngl
yeah some of those square coconuts, canāt match it
Gta + worth it ?
Iām running
I'm gonna run from the airport to mt chilliad on my last day of gta 5
Boom $524k easy peasy
VERY nice Chase

only for collecting safe money easily, and sending cargo technicians out
If you want defective editions not really
Not anytime soon.
Free car ? Discounts ? 4x money on stuff ?
Watch gta 6 be a flop and they never out do gta V in current players
Only GTA 3 definitive Is good for full map
itās funny how rockstar promotes āquality of life featuresā for 12 bucks a month
oh yeah that too
farts
Not just shitty mini radar
better not
negative nancy over here
Might be worth if u own a lot of cargo warehouses
yeah def
It's not double tho
iām just hoping the gta 6 map is MASSIVE i love big maps like the crew where if ur a casual player u can just drive around for ages exploring
Double ?
Double sales
he means double money,
Oh yeah im aware
i suggest to everyone here fill ur cargo warehouses and wait for dbl money, thank me later
Every week in this damn month has been absolute trash other than the free carwash
First thing no one talks about is The two main characters are dating. So if he does anything like strip club, hooker, or whatever itās gonna be cheating simulator 6 . I donāt wanna play that š
Cant wait to own 10 warehouses and just push out stolen goods lol
i donāt think he will, heās dealing with a scary latina shell choke slam him
So,2 millions is kinda low payday for 100+ if you ask me
but there is a theory jason is a UC sooo
If it's not as big as ark Ragnarok I don't want it
Exactly
We talking about the shoe store ? š
exactly this is why i kinda don't see gta 6 having prostitutes, strip clubs we've already seen but prostitutes i highly doubt that
The whole point of gta is crime. Itās probably gonna be Bonnie and Clyde type thing
Maybe gta 6 online will have prostitutes š
shoe store peak thats where i buy all of my shoes
oh they WILL
i donāt think the little timmyās can handle the action
Just don't make me hate her like Putalina (Catalina)
skullzxy idid not get anymoney from the clucking bell
and they will cost 100k per job or sum anything for the shark card sales
they might become men too early
If itās not in base game they probably wouldnāt add it for online only that would look bad for business šš
wdym bro did u complete it
M rated game fuck dem timmies (wait no i didnt mean it like that)
Cia cia
how many is it
Bella coa coa
thereās like 4 setups dude
oh
Timmies?
Yes ššš
Like Timmy Turner or what
idid not get any from the first setup
like children
do the rest bro
ah
u wonāt get 500k from doing one setup
Dayum
do it reset after you do the finale
Why did they choose a high heel icon
Like u said little timmy like the kids that will play the game man i dont gaf about the kids its an M rated game
yeah and u can do it again after an hour
The main character is gonna be a tough criminal but is also pussy whipped š
ah ok ok
Here I was, 2.6M in my hand, about to buy myself the oppressor mk2 to help with setups.
Only to find out...they raised the price. Why did people have to be such pests with it 
Yeah, found out thats not an actual shoe store š
Killing children would be the first step for GTA 6 "self-destruction"
100%, i can see him being a lover boy too muchš
it's been like 8mil for a while now lol
Sophia
just remember itās a virtual game bro, grown men wouldāve had to make that š¤£š¤£
Did ljt call you
Duhhh
It is an actual shoe store tho 
Probably wants to date or... You know
grown men made all the sex scenes we saw in gta 5
you mean two of them
Trevor 𤤠The peak of the male species
yep!!!
yeah bro, thatās probably why theyāre all botched too, they couldnāt spend more than 5 minutes developing it. it was too much for them
Yeahā¦.. no 
As a girl I think itās not good for the story if this is the case. Romance is good but I think itās risky to have in gta. Gta 5 with Michael and his wife was okay because it was set up to be a rocky marriage where she cheated on him with that trainer guy.
yeah thatās fair tho
it's just natural they don't gotta be immature about it
If I want a romance might as well see a love movie
It is shoe store trust me 
Ya i mean from the trailer we seen them like fully committed and shit it makes zero sense to have that stuff
But on the other hand its breaking a series tradition
I truly wonder, if we will get a crackhead competitor to Trevor in gta 6 or not.
it makes sense having 2 youngins with a mind like most do in this day and age would just be fifty shades of grey in a video game
i hope not
which isnāt good
Yo waitt did gta CTW have prostitutes
its florida, so the odds are in favor
The average pedestrian 
also #gta6-discussion
It could be like rdr two where romance with Arthurās ex is optional
I hope they make it like that
skullzy the yellow line dissapeard
Sophia
Patch
Are you at the cafe
i go to vince and there is no yellow circle thingy
patchy
No Iām at home
Twice
likely not due to hardware limitations
Join new lobby
find a new session and try again
oky oky
u gotta wait for him to call
they wouldnt waste the limited valuable space they had on that gameplay feature
alright yall iāll be back in a few
No
toodles
You stay
Quick question, do you have to have product in your businesses to have accrue it thru ur night club or no
i wonāt be long patch
No they just have to be setup iirc
guys i commited a crime. I bought a shark card
Tf
no no, as long as the biz is set up and there is a technician for it itās fine
I think it's just adds to the floor
@ruby junco how many floors you have
Wait I think im confusing arcade with nightclub
twice i joined a new session still nothing no yellow circle for the mission
has he called you yet
Oh twice oh maybe jus try again
whenever he feels like it, shouldn't be too terribly long
done he called
Would it help being near the location
just as you type this
yellow circle should be there now
Ok hurry put it on speaker
i'm actually not sure if that makes a difference or not
Well i just fked myself š
how
He's joking
How much stock do i lose if i find a new session
I was joking but is vimcent calling you
yeah
Lil bit
two times since i hung up the first time
few minutes worth maybe 10
like 2% or something nothing serious
You have to do like a few missions
5%
First time you get bonus
Typically around ~5% of whatever you are selling, not really bad considering you can get it back fairly easily
Okay good bc i drove off the side and got one of the garbage trucks stuck on those cement yellow poles

Can you change the mandin helicopter color?
Is it a personal vehicle
Luckily i had left over supplies for my counterfeit cash
The mansion helicopter? No
I suggest change you're xbox 
Your*
Huh?
You can probably get the 5% back if you take long enough during the sale iād think
Jk
Rip
Or have a friend ram into you with a toredor to make it go faster
You're
You're what
You are Xbox š„°
you're incorrect about that statement :d
Ew
bro's soooooo smart
Your?
you'rn't going to enjoy this one
Diva please
Guys whats better chaff or flares? I can only equip one
Chaff typically
I pick chaff for vehicles that are maneuverability, flares for speed aircraft
O diva
Chaff
Prevention is better than cure i guess
Ryan
I found an apparent near all my buisness
A what
Did you make a un necessary new picture
Which location
Some where in the map
That's so informative thank you
Best drift cars?
Imyour
Futo
Comet
do you always act like this
Futo gtx?
L rizz or whatever
Yo nice job @marsh crown messing up the heist after I told you to let me carry [im the Host] and then leave after in the middle of the heist after I restarted
it just seems like either a kid or someone failing to ragebait but i can't figure out which one it is
Who?
Something ljt would say
Maybe you should have just asked them to not fail it 
I did that's the thing š
{it didn't work}
Mess
Take a shot to celebrate
Then the game crashes lmao
Jk even if you quit the intel everything stays the same
More than anything else except the panther statue
700k?
N drink e cola
Solo
Chat should he
No coke spawns š¤·āāļø
Yall think itās worth grabbing 3 weed
Cayo duo is always better
I love getting tequila and cash for the 500th time on my heists. so awesome and cool
For PD?
fuh naw
Regardless of primary target
Think about it. Thatās like 400K. But Iāll take your word for it
Or Iāll ignore your advice and run it solo 
whatever you choose i believe in you
Much love brother
Hey, just getting back into gtao. I have a few businesses and trying to find out which would be more profitable early on.
Twice
patchy
Holy shit. Pink diamond 5 gold 2 paintings
what is the best agency location?
I like hawick
Acid lab is a great starter business
Time to replay glitch that hoe
Yeah hereās the thing I donāt like doing glitches š¤·āāļø
Money is easy. I say that as a 5 mc business owner btw
It's okay I forgot solo replay isn't on console anyway
Who said Iāll run it soloā¦
Sand
I got like 5 gold lmao
Well it wouldn't necessarily matter if you replay it and have everything for yourself but again you can't do that on console so heehee
Yes
Have any of you done the criminal mastermind challenge
I have the acid lab, nightclub, 3 MCs, bunker, couple warehouses, not too much atm. Never really did the businesses when I played, just spammed cayo for money
Several times yes
all 5 bro
iām back everyone hi
I have no friends to do it wš
hi
I found people in the lfg channels here to do it with
I like how my casino is going bad lmao
I got cash bro why tf would I take care of this heist š
wait is cmm like a repeatable thing like elite?
No
No
aww
If it was repeatable it would be OP
If fuckass Duggan could put gold or art in his vault maybe Iād consider it
ok tbf we would all be abusing it yeah
12 million everyday.
10
Weāre talking about apartment cmm right?
The heists themselves have a payment
The extra 2 mil is from loyalty and all in order
Well apartment heists. Maybe like 11 million and a half
You wouldnāt get 2 million from apartment heists
Depends on cut
Especially if the heist leader splits 25%
Plus the 2mil from all in order and loyalty
Every 4 man heist should be 25%
what abt real cash?
eh prob from all the heists playing together tbh
Fleeca job. You could go for 50/50 or 55/45
but then setup costs too
Heist leaders gets 55
Only bitches care about setup cost
111K. Fleeca job is 11K
Rest of the apartment heists are 25K
Nah 
Guess Iām a motherfucking B-I-T-C-H
Can someone ban him
Smh
Cause that 25K and the reason that heist leader doesnāt get paid for setups. Is valid enough to make heist leader the highest cut
Now I have Megan playing in my head
Bro el Rubio is waiting for you just go to him
Sure but if you aren't POOR that doesn't matter 
Bro is that guts š
we should really bring back poor slang again
Yuuup
Hello community
111K becomes pretty significant
We were talking about apartment cmm yes?
Yes, but 111k is pocket change
You need to complete all 5 heists. Setup costs round up to 111K
You make that back in a single mc business sell mission
Hell nah. Iām level 164 with 10 million yesterday. I still see 100K as significant
Meh mc businesses are hell
YEESH

Correct
Itās 1.5 million since I bought a yacht 
Buying a yacht but still seeing 100k as significant is a choice
I have every significant property in the game. Let a guy have some fun before saying āsuper yacht is uselessā
Yeah Ik but itās a fire flex š¤·āāļø
Super yacht 5X was making bank last month btw
unless u have businesses yet to buy, i'd say go get the yacht
200K for easy contact missions
I remember
Especially the shootout one at the yacht. Bon voyage itās called. I think?
Yeah bon voyage is a easily spammable contact mission
guys ihave a question where can ifind crime scenes for the servie carbine
what business is double rn ?
Save yourself the trouble and buy it š
But there is gta online maps on google
I don't think I've played missions for money since 2017 or 2018
They show you every possible location for a crime scene
i only have a million left
Thereās 10 possible locations. 5 of them actually contain the crime scenes
where
my goat
how much fun do you find diamond or cayo with that limitation of your playstyle gone?
Casinos pretty fun yeah I really don't enjoy Cayo tho
I'd do doomsday over anything else
prob done the drill with casino (i havent tried it yet)
how good is drill on aggresive?
Casino got too many glitches tbh
Sorry for the late response but @austere epoch answered you
Also youāll enjoy this rifle. Itās my main rifle for everything
PVE and PVP
I went there yesterday thinking its an actual shoe store⦠walked in turned around and walked out 
Fucking mantrap bs
And the long loading times
Like the one for the deposit boxes?
omg cargobob how are you
Classic gta feature
uhh the aggressive massive drill you'd drill proob into the lower levels from sewers
I could go for a coffee, what about u ?
I bought cargobob older brother , ironmule
Yeah Iām doing great
like the obvious approach in the union depository
New weekly update should be out now
Oh yes the boring machine, easiest approach you can get
Walk in with your whole family watching its worth it 
That piece of junk that can barely survive for 2 seconds
Good to hear, keep it up 
Can't survive what
My lil bro was watching
I like going through the front doors when I do aggressive
Literally everything.
true the cutscene is cool
it is, Im starting newspapers right now
Time to do your pizza deliveries, gentlemen
Good for "education" 
On my way!
Yes mam
Once took 5 tries to get through the mantrap without bugsš
Lol I have to do that as well now for tshirt
Lol he didnāt see much
Imagine some bloke doing that to get a mansion šæ
the audacity to just shoot through the front door with almost zero plan to get to the main vault and simply just killing anything that tries to stop you is a statement
Yuuuup
You can set your fps to 30 to prevent the bug from happening btw
Some redditor out there probably did that
It's just so true to my gta online character I love it
Your teammate needs to do that as well
Then just ask them to
most likely
I play casino with randoms most of the time, that's too much to ask for
"Player name" has died
Like straight up randoms from open matchmaking?
61k for newspapers and 500rp per delivery :d
I do that for cayo lfg, for casino just ball it

România
Also from my experience I only set my fps 30 and I havenāt experienced mantrap bug yet
Ps4
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I did the same during the X2 casino heist week, as long as u kick the low levels who dont have experience, most of the time its people who know how to do it, or at least follow instructions
Idk why you would do that to yourself
Get a good bloke for Casino cause it take more skill than Cayo
Sometimes youāll need a fast hacker for gold so good luck with randoms š
Randoms they be hacking the door and don't get a single hack done šæ
~15k per fire put out too
Itās worse when they stay in the hack and donāt abort š
No diva
Lmaoo exactly
Sometimes you get a message that abort is not allowed or something
Idk a daily sell limit to vehicles was implemented ages ago
You can once but a second one trigger the alarm
Idk about nowadays
no like, i drive into my mechanic w my issi then my game just stops
i cant job tp, cant leave the issi, nothing
The fuck, this is discrimination
sup guys
i can only switch sessions
Guys should I smoke before I play the new update
It's bed time š
why?
For fun
Tonight was an off night while playing, gonna try again tomorrow night
Time to do firefighter odd job
My dreams are coming true
I got soft locked... by one of the mission for the fire house...
I got a clip of every single fire it gives you too, so that'll be a second
Bro i was just playing and some random npc came and stole my opressor mk1
Checks out
is weekly upfate live now ?
yes
Raiju
other than that
its 2x on coke right ?
i have it
when did john marston get added to creator lmao
2x production speed
is the mechanic bugged for anyone else?
40 % off coke and 2x production boost
B11? Hunter is good too
whats wrong with them xD

i dontgot a duo though
nvm

What abt akula
i dont quite like its cannon
Rogue?
dont
Its quite cheap and underrated imo
What for do u want a tryhard crewš¤
Pyro is fun
Can't ask that here
but i only want it for its speed even though the raiju is faster
prob a bug with this weeks update
Hey everyone!
it kinda feels cool after you break the tail
mb bro
i have the worst sleep schedule ever
I want to install mods in gta story mod (steam) and i wonder would i get banned in gta v online by installing mods files in gta v folder?
what is it
its 4 am rn
you would get banned
Get pyro. But avenger first cuz u can get trade prizes for lots of vehicles
cant sell my fkn issi bru
like
pyro is amazing
It's 5 for me so at least you're not alone
How do u mod gta story then?
Even if i just install mods in in gta v story mod?
š
no
can i sell my issi in my avenger or somewhere else?
i dont think so
if i go to sleep rn i wont be up til 5 pm so i gotta pull an all nighter
get a job
I have one
